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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the full show. We got a brand new
hour of content for you in the morning. And I
just got to say I am thoroughly impressed with jeff
singing today, just today more than normal point. It just
sounded good.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Song.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
We always trouble at how funny he is, and it
is funny.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Energy is great, but you really can sing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He works badonka donk into a lyric.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
You immediately love that.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I am on board. We're going to hear this brand
new song coming up here at a second and a
brand new second date. But first comments from our Lovely
Listening License.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Speaking of Dylan Wilson said from Idaho love you all
listen every day and I listened to all of Jeff's
song of the weeks while I wait for the full show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
He listens to a person that he listens to. Yeah,
I like you get all just bing to Jeff's songs. Yahbody,
it kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Gets you space.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yet there it is. It's a mood and it's going
to start right now. Oh, it's a way to start.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am worried for America, especially especially for the Fox household.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning because I think
the number one question we ask in this country is
how do we take unhealthy foods and make them even
more unhealthy?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, the American way, it's kind.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Of our mo Well, the makers of pop Tarts just
figured out away by crashing the freezer aisle with a
brand new product called pop Tarts ice Cream Sandwiches, showing
my co hosts a picture of it. You could see
it up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey Man.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's my favorite kind of brown sugar cinnamon one. Yeah,
hands down my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's basically two pop tarts with ice cream stuffed in
the middle of them.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, there's gonna be at least a couple people who
try to toast them. Still, Yeah, it's not gonna go
very well with the ice cream in the middle.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, it makes it solved and mel Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So it does come in the frosted brown sugar cinnamon flavor,
frosted strawberry flavor, and frosted chocolate fudge.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh I haven't had that one.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And how's pop Tarts marketing this? They're saying it's playful,
indulgent and now you can skip the toaster and head
straight to the freezer, then right to the er.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh wow, Jeff, Wait, it's a pop tart. You can't
have a tree without it being that dangerous cheese on.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You already have a pop tart in the morning, a
scuba ice cream at night. Yes, yes, do it together
now exactly and you'll never guess. You can find them
now at Walmart, actually in the health section of Walmart,
a pharmacy, because compared to the rest of the products there,
it's still relatively nutritional and.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Were of low blood sugar beat.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So there you go. Now we're gonna move on, get
to the shot collar question of the day with the
only person who could eat forty pop tart ice cream
sandwiches and still somehow lose weight. Yeah, that's our technical direction.
They're asked to go ahead.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Well, yesterday we played a fun little game of finish
that famous company slogan.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh that was good, Yeah, fun.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I mean it was a complete total disaster.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh right now, can you do better.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
If we did it a second day? I'm assuming no,
and management agrees with me.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, I'm glad you're result.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
That's okay, but we're gonna try it anyways, and another
finish that slogan edition up Fney you have twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Now, just like last time, you say a number between
one and twenty and I'll give you a hint. You
have to correctly guess the slogan or the establishment to
stay in the game. Ah right, okay, So we're gonna
start with the woman who's more into tan lines than taglines.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Hey, that's Alexis.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Give me a number sixth KFC opened way back in
nineteen fifty two with just a three word slogan. You
get to pick one word to reveal Alexis. Do you
want the first, second or third word?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Such power. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
The first word first is finger?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Easy? Oh isn't it a fingerliking? Good?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
You were worried?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And we're going to somebody else over fingers? Yeah, just travels.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, did jab Alexis. We're gonna go on to brook
number hers.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
What was so easy?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I want to easy one?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Give me eight eight.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Domino's Pizza opened their doors back in nineteen sixty. Hey,
what was their slogan back then? Was it you got
thirty minutes or thirty minutes or less?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
A Dominos?
Speaker 10 (04:43):
I can see Italian like, Hey, you got it like
thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right, that's all we're gonna give you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I mean, the problem with the first one is it
sounds like a threat. You've got thirty minutes, yeah or else.
I'm gonna go with the second one, thirty minutes or less.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh it was not that.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
It was you've got thirty minutes.
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Aggressive?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Okay, Jose, it is your turn. Give me a number,
good sir.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Fourteen.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
This well known store opened in nineteen sixty six with
the tagline thousands of possibilities, Get yours possibilities?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
What do I name? The company?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Name the store in the store.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Thousands of possibilities?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What has yours?
Speaker 10 (05:29):
My first think is electronics like Best Buy or something.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It seems like if there's possibilities, it'd be something that
you could customize.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
It could be. But Jose, because we're good buddies, I'm
actually gonna strike up a proposition with you.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh wow, that's fine. No.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
No, if you have a dollar, Jose, I'll give you
a hint.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Actually, just trying to make money off this segment.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now know this isn't a favorite. This is called soliciting
a bride a two.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Dollars bill, and it's my lucky one so I have
to give you five dollars shuts.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
You know, I get five five dollars, You just get one.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hint.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
The original name of the store was called the Sound
of Music.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
The Sound of Music.
Speaker 10 (06:12):
I still think it's something that sold a bunch of CDs.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, I'd say.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Best Buy Electronics, good or something that's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You spent a week, Yeah, totally worth it. Thousands of
possibilities was their original slogan. Very vague.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Okay, Jeff, give me a number. It's your lucky day.
I'm going to give you the entire slogan. You just
have to tell me the name of the business. Okay.
It was founded in nineteen eighty seven with the tagline
A loaf of bread in every arm?
Speaker 12 (06:46):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What places do bread? And are kind of new bakeries?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not asking what type of store. I'm like going
for specific companies like Panera.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Maybe Panara boy makes a bunch of bread.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but we already knew Subway's original slogan from yesterday, good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Point, A loaf of bread in every arm.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm just gonna go with my first thought, which was Panera.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
What Arrah bread?
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay, that's a good guess all right, Alexis. That means
we're moving on to the sudden death round of twenty
of twenty. We're talking about famous taglines from businesses.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Give me a number eleven. Wait, so if she gets
this right, I get shocked.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
If she gets this right, Brook gets shocked. And if
you get this wrong, then the boys get to decide
who gets shocked. Alexis, your question is a wet, well
known fast food establishment started with the slogan quality is
our recipe, Then, in nineteen eighty four became a cultural
phenomenon with the tagline where's the beef?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Oho?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I know the ash is giving me great ones today? Wait,
I'm nine nine percent sure it's Arby's. Oh wait, no,
I thought I have the meat thing.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Are you really gonna suit come to peer pressure? Alexis
really gonna let them talk you out of this?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I think we even covered it in today versus back
in the day before?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Did we?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I only got Rby's ashen.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
You're thinking, where's the beef as in roast beef, But
that's not correct. It was Wendy, Wendy, where's the beef?
Where's the commercial?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think we did talk about by the game.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, That means that Jose and Jeff are the winner
of today's Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Jose and I get to choose to get shocked, and
they're gonna be singing the Whopper song from all the
BK commercials.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You must know this by heart.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh yeah, brook sings a song in her dreams. Yeah,
every night with so Brooke go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Whopper Whopper, Whopper Whopper Jr. Double triple Whopper. Pa.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We knew you would know that one. It's so good, bro,
that's your shock collar question of the day. You got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Out of all the streaming services available, Netflix, Hulu, Foreign Cinema, now,
no one delivers better content than to Be.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Oh My Love.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm actually for the first I've ever been watching to
Be this week.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The kids want to watch Lego Masters.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
They've got the best shows on there, CSI, Cincinnati, Mall,
Mills Versus were Wolves, and my favorite dating show, Swipe
Right for Shared Custody. That's why the streaming services and
networks are releasing all their fall lineups right now with
some pretty exciting results.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
There is some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And the one that caught my eye is obviously from
my favorite network, to.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
B and they got the Office spin off or comedy.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
They to Be just announced a groundbreaking new TV show
that's going to capture the hearts of every American. And
this is real. I'm not making it up. In honor
of the famous series with Walter White, the chemistry teacher
turned drug lord, Toby's coming out with their own version
called Breaking Bear, an adult animation series about a family
(10:18):
of bears who have to resort to criminal behavior to
try and save their forest. I'm not joking. This is real.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's like Cocaine Bear meats baking Bad.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Brother Bear gets sat.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Listen to the actors starring in it, Brendan Fraser, Sarah
Michelle Geller, Elizabeth Hurley, and Annie Murphy aka Alexis from
Shit's Creek. That is an all star lineup and that's
coming this fall. So if you've never watched Tube, and
keep in mind, I'm not even endorsed by Tube. We
(10:59):
talk about them a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He doesn't pay for anything but complimentary.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
No we're not, but this might get you to actually watch,
so you are welcome. Laser Stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's come out with a new
product just in time for summer. Kids, get ready for
tide podsicles, the frozen snack that looks like detergent but
(11:29):
tastes like blue raspberry. Jeff, I'm not sure if it's
smart to be selling them in the detergent style, but
the detergent Jeff, No, these ones just look like.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Explain that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes, I literally just explained it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I thought it was actually tide pods. People were here
the color of blue.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Raspberry taste like blue with Laser Stories with segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
soapadopes just don't. This first Laser Stories out of New York,
a woman named Tanya is going viral after she shared
her interaction with an Airbnb host who messaged her to
(12:09):
say there was a temporary issue with the hot water
at the property she rented.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh god, the odds wins your weekend in the Airbnb?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I mean are high? If it's me, I feel like
what I.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Mean always your Yeah. It was less than a week
before her stay, so she asked if she'd be refunded
if it wasn't fixed before she arrived.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Okay, that makes sense their answer.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Unfortunately, No, what they went on to say hot water
was not included as an amenity in the book case
there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh my god, they friend.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They did apologize for the inconvenience, Sorry about that, though,
they said they appreciated her understanding.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
No way, part of the best part of hotels and
stuff is the shower.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Isn't that the worst? And people end like your argument
with thank you for understanding? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm not understanding, Tanya responded, So you're choosing to rip
me off because you didn't list hot water as an
assumed amenity. You also didn't list windows and doors. If
those are missing, I guess that's fine too.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The world of possibilities.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah. The host then didn't budge, but Airbnb stepped in
with a full refund for her. They're also helping her
with another booking. Apparently, hot water is an amenity option
that hosts can check when they're listing in one of
their properties.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It actually makes sense because in a lot of other
countries like you don't always give.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
A lot of you know, technically they may only be
responsible for delivering on the stuff that they promise in
their ad. Still there should be an exception, I think
for something like that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Now all the listings are going to be eight pages
long of all the things that they we have a roof,
we got floors.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean, you go off the checklist. I think it's important.
His next laser stories out of Fast Food Central. It's
official when it comes to burgers, humans are out and
robots are in, because there's a new restaurant chain called
burger Bots that has their kitchen decked out in high
(14:19):
tech androids and are able to make a gourmet burger
from start to finish in just twenty seven seconds. Wow,
that's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't even cook it that fast.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
The bots start by freshly grinding up the meat, grilling it,
and assembling it all by themselves.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
They must be burgers broke. They make cook really fast.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
They look so good.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
There's a picture with a weird robots standing behind it.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There are still a few human employees there for now,
oh for now, and it's a positive for them, the
owner says. Because the bots are doing most of the work,
the humans can just focus on ensuring that the customer's
experience is impeccable.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Everyone goes to fast food for good customer service.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, so the only jobs that they're getting rid of
are the ones that are the most repetitive, tiring, and
even dangerous aka the actual cooking.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh okay, that feels like the art of the whole
thing to me.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's the most important part.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Not only that, but the kitchen positions are the ones
with the highest rate of turnover normally.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Oh yeah, you don't get paid.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Some critics worry that this is just the start of
a larger fast food robot takeover. Yeah, but the owner
says it's working fantastic for now. Burgerbots began in Silicon
Valley a few years ago and are now expanding across
the US rapidly. This next laser stories out of spread quarters.
In the age of pumpkin spice spam and mustard flavored
(15:47):
ice cream, this is remarkably tame. Natella just announced its
first new US flavor in sixty one years, so they've
had more than six decades to think about it.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
They only have.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Tello right now, right, and then you add your own
stuff to it. Yeah, the dip stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
But now prepare to have your world rocked because the
new flavor is and I guess sure.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Raspberry raspberry chocolate.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I was going salted caramel.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Even better. Peanut lames. Yeah, normally, normally it's chocolate and
hazel nuts. So I guess this is for people who
like to mix in a little peanut butter. Go crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You're so good together.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Good, But that's why we go to Jiff and Skippy.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
For those they don't have chocolate, and yeah, right, you
have chocolate ones.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I have a budget even lamer. They just announced it
the other day, but it won't actually hit stores for
another year, so your world won't actually be rocked until
the spring of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You might call it double nut butter.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And all sorts of weird people buy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hey, there's two nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Okay, yes, the more you explain it. The worst of
this next laser story is out of Jacksonville, Florida. An
er doctor's trending after he revealed the six word phrase
that he sees as a huge red flag, specifically when
a guy says it huh, because whenever he hears it,
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he assumed something very serious is going on with the
man's health until proven otherwise. So what's the phrase? The
six words that worry him are my wife made me
come in. It's a big red flag because men they're
more likely to ignore their health issues or try to
(17:40):
just tough it out instead of actually going to see
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's so true, man, And like your partner can tell,
like if you're being a baby or if you're actually
in pain and.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Convincing you like it's like, look, it's gonna be really quick.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
You know you're gonna be in and out, and it's like, okay,
maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So if your wife forced you to come in, there's
a good chance of a real health issue being there.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Does that mean that the women are the first line
of defense for men's health.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Another doctor replied in the comments with a similar one
for women, okay, saying it's a red flag if she
says anything like I didn't want to waste your time
with this, but that could mean something serious as well.
So if you're dragging your feet over to the doctor,
maybe listen to the person who dragged you there in
(18:28):
the first I don't know.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
I don't know if this goes both ways though, if
a guy's like, hey, you should probably go to the doctor, No,
you don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I know my body.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't trust you.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Right, you're ending up on the couch that night. But
you should listen to people who are dragging. You might
just save your life. As for this guy, he's not
a doctor, but he does play one on Craigslist for
forty bucks an hour. A dietrist. And that sound means
the laser stories has come to an end for the day.
We'll do it again, same time on let's call it
(19:02):
Monday New Day.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
For some reason, whenever you ask people in other countries
about Americans, there's kind of this negative stereotype that I'm
always hearing.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Wonder why, Yeah, not like we're the bullies of the world.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, we're so cool to all the guys.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I don't feel that way. But for some reason, people
always like we're loud, money obsessed, we're drunk, even mocking
our beautiful American accents. Oh la, I want.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
A sub boy five dollars foot long nacho extra grande,
and that's.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Our healthy restaurant.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Yeahs have barbeque, so will.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
All that may be true and frankly deserved. Apparently, there's
a few things foreigners actually do like about us, and
a brand new study came out that proves it's true.
And we're gonna tell you the top ways Americans impress
people from overseas whenever they come to visit. It's coming
up right after this. A few of us in this
(20:13):
room have traveled abroad. Yeah, and there's some weird things
in other parts of the world. It's broken, Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
We're to us usually normal to them.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah right, that's what I mean, just weird ways that
they do. Stuff like when we go overseas. I think
everybody is shocked that there's no free refills.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah a minute, what.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Do you mean They're gonna pay extra for another forty
two ounce coke? There's communist Look this bucket for nothing.
It's crazy. So it could be quite a jolt to
leave America. But what about the people from abroad who
come visit us?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Rice for you? Yeah, ice, like in your drink. Don't
you talking about that.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We do not support Brook politically, That's not what I said. Yes,
they are unhappy that they get free refills, they don't
want them, but there are a few things that they
actually do like about America and the people. And a
new study came out that found the top things foreigners
(21:23):
enjoy about us as a people Like this person said,
my favorite thing about Americans is how often football fields
is used as a unit of measurement.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, that's two or three football fields.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How else do you measure how long your CBS receipt
is football fields? Aw, there's no other way to say it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Also confused, like why are you calling it football? There's
no feat.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, I'm just mad at us because our sport's better.
This foreigner said, I love how Americans pronounce coffee coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Instead of cut.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I looked it up.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Coffee.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You pronounce it in other places the same place as
you would say hot, so hot coffee.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Oh coffee, it's.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Hot coffee, not hot coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh I know, but you'll just get labeled as pretentious
if you use hot coffee. Yeah, I'm going into the
break room for some hot coffee.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, it's too classy for us. Get out of here.
Another person said, I love how Americans will make a
salad where the primary ingredient is pasta. Yeah, they don't
understand American rules. If it has any fruit or vegetable
ingredient anywhere in it, it is a salad.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
You're like I got all this, penny.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
I'm just gonna add a tiny little bit of salad
dressing a couple of olives.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Boom, it's salad.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Just wait till they meet a potato salad. I mean, honestly,
the main ingredient is mayonnaise. It's like, yeah, the salads
all cars in America.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
If you're just joining us, we're uniting the world. Looking
at a study that found the top things foreigners like
about America and the American people, we had.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
To search deep for the likes is that it's.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Shocking that there are actually things to like. But a
lady from Australia said, I love it how Americans always
say I got you.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Not sure what that means, but for some reason, I
do feel genuinely reassured.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, it's not a prank, like I got you. It's
just like I have your back.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Just don't say that if you're coming in as an adult,
don't say it to an American child. Yeah I got you.
It's not gonna go over Well, then the police are
gonna be another person. One European said, one of my
favorite things is that Americans often shout question before asking
a question.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That is like a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
People will constantly message like, Hey, I have a question
for you.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Can I ask? And I'm like, oh, you gonna just
ask the question.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Because now you're asking me two questions and it's kind
of pissing me off. Okay, but then I do that
to people question can I move on to the next one? Yes.
On a similar note with that, someone else wrote, I
love it how Americans try to sound strong by saying
period to finish a sentence.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
By saying period, that's the end of discussion.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Period.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Do they come over here and get in a lot
of fights with people? Yeah, it sounds like there's a
high school is period.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm just impressed on Americans no grammatical punctuations, so they
should honestly be praising us for that wrong in their heads.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, and nobody's saying comma or semi.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Another person said I love the way Americans all seem
to have a favorite regional gas station that they prefer.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, dude, that's so true.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
And it's like BUCkies fans testing right now, you're all
gonna go nuts, and it's.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Not about the gas, it's about the snacks. Yeah, you
know what food is offered at said location.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
A brisket sandwich or the bathroom interactions, because the quality
varies very very much depending on I know. I can't
believe these dumb foreigners don't realize Again, these are all
answers from foreign people telling us things they actually like
about Americans.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I thought it would be more bad.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It's actually we haven't heard too many backhanded stuff yet,
but there's still times like this person from France said,
I like it how Americans completely redecorate their home for
every season and every holiday, even if it bankrupts them completely.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Dude, the only reason we have such big houses is
for the storage all that stuff. When it's off season.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
It takes a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's two bathrooms, two beds, fourteen classes.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Another person wrote, I love it when Americans say whoop
de whoop who Yeah, they must have been hanging out
in Brooksty Town for that run.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
I can't confirm more they're talking about when they visited
in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Another person, right, my favorite thing about Americans is how
much they genuinely enjoy discussing completely regular weather.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It really is today, recap Sunday to day huh. Yeah,
And it was also sunny yesterday and the day before
it rained a.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Little oh man the clouds though period. And finally, I
love how Americans greet each other by saying how you're doing,
and then never actually answer that question.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
But that's like the secret, like we know, right, it's
like the code. It's like how you doing.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
If you start to answer that, it's like no, no, no, whoa, whoa,
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I didn't really want to know.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It is shocking sometimes anyway, cashier gives you so much
information about their yea depressed lately.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You're like, oh boy, we're running out of time here.
Though this segment has gone a football field long. But
look at that. There are some things foreigners actually do
appreciate about Americans and our culture. And I think they'll
appreciate our phone taps too huge in Sweden. Right now,
we got another one coming.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's tap time. Today.
We call a woman who recently went to a supplement
store and she told her friend afterwards she may have
accidentally nicked a car in the parking lot on the
way out. Nothing big is just barely.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Relate.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, it's total disn't it. Well, No, we're gonna tell
her that somebody saw it. Yeah yet her maybe even
a few people and see what she has to say.
Could get a little bit awkward in your phone tap
right now? Hello, Hi, Hi, my name is Max. I'm
(27:50):
calling for Tubbany or or Tiffany.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
Tiffany, but it is Tiffany.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I was right nailed it?
Speaker 14 (27:59):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh man, I'm like in the zone.
Speaker 15 (28:02):
You are you?
Speaker 14 (28:02):
And what do you need?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh? My bad? I worked at Vitamin World.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
I think you were in our story yesterday browsing our
wares if you.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Will, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16 (28:16):
And what do you need from.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Me when you were here? Why did you hit that
dude's car? What?
Speaker 14 (28:24):
I didn't hit a car.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You know that dude's car.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
I did not hit anyone's car.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah you did, Marco? Remember Marco?
Speaker 14 (28:35):
I do not remember Marco. I didn't hit anyone's car.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You're supposed to say it back, because are you hitting
me right now?
Speaker 14 (28:44):
Are you? Are you drunk?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
What?
Speaker 10 (28:46):
No, that's a pool game. That's sometimes when I say I'm.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
Aware, it's the pool game. Why are you saying I
hit someone's car? I didn't hit me with cars?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm just the messenger. I'm like a pigeon.
Speaker 14 (28:56):
Hey, well, I think you're a pigeon who's lost because
I didn't hit anyone's car.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Hey, Marco, that check that smashed your whip is on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, hey, oh.
Speaker 14 (29:09):
What is happening right now? Who are you?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
So you the one who hit my call?
Speaker 14 (29:13):
I didn't hit anyone's car.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
No, you scratched my fenda and busted on my tail like, oh.
Speaker 14 (29:20):
No, I did it?
Speaker 6 (29:21):
And Bro, yes you did.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
I absolutely did not. I have no idea who you are.
I have no idea what he's talking about. I went
into vitamin to see if I could find some collagen,
and now I'm being harassed the next day.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
Who you know?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Insurance company? B?
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Whoa, It doesn't matter what my insurance company is. B.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You gotta chill out. She's still a customer.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
So you the one who hit my call?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I didn't hit the car.
Speaker 14 (29:44):
Are you guys not listening?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Can you hear me? Tubbanny, it's kissing me.
Speaker 14 (29:51):
Didn't hit anyone's car, and this is a mistake, So bro,
harass someone else.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I didn't hit anyone's car. I don't even drive. That's
not shocking.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Don't lie to me, bro I swear man on my
goldfish life.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, I are alive, dude, Well last sight check.
Speaker 14 (30:11):
This is absurd. Okay, you guys can sort this out
between the two of you. I had nothing to do
with whatever happened to his car.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm losing my patience. Do not make you mad.
Speaker 14 (30:21):
You're losing your patients. I'm on the phone with two
complete idiots.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You're calling yourself dumb.
Speaker 14 (30:29):
No, I'm calling you dumb and your buddy Marco.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Oh Marco, did you hear that?
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
She with you?
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (30:37):
Yeah, I'm wrong with me.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I didn't say she said it.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
I got don't know right in my own hands.
Speaker 14 (30:44):
Okay, clearly you're not in charge. I want to talk
to a supervisor.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh no, that would be Brook. You do not want
to talk to her.
Speaker 14 (30:50):
Oh I do want to talk to Brook. I want
to talk to supervisor right now.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Whoa are you sure?
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Because like Brooke just finished yelling at your bestI Jewel
before for this prank phone call.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
So why would why would she be yelling at Jewel
but because.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
She set you up for this phone tap on the radio.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We're doing a phone tap on you, Tuppenny, so you'd
one who hit my call? Yeah, those are just those
are just sound effects. That's not even a real person.
Speaker 14 (31:27):
Yeah, that's the sound effect the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, that's Marco Polo. He's my best friend. He's not real,
but okay, sound effect. Yeah, Hey Marco, do you hear
what you said about us? Hello? See he always got
my back.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh my gosh, weeke up every morning was phone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
We've heard of all different types of first meetups on
this show. Yeah, that happened at fast food restaurants, at
funeral parlors, even the rare combo fast food funeral parlor.
It's weird, but by.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Gramma quickly a big mac at the same time.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, I feel like nuggets. There's all sorts of strange
situations that people end up in. But is there anything
more risky than having a guy come out and meet
all of your friends the very first time you're meeting
him too.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Funeral?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
We're not at the funeral. It actually happened to one
of our listeners, a group of ladies at a club
met her tender date, and I'm just assuming that must
have had an effect on why he's not calling her back.
We're gonna find out in your second date update next
second date, update date. When you have that option to
(32:53):
spend the night over at your date's place the first
time you hang out, Ye, how do you make that decision? Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
People say no, well, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Mean, do you pull a Brook and just consult your
bottle of wine until you say yes.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Give me ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Why do you pull a Jose and check their fridge
to make sure they have good breakfast options for the
next morning? Or do you pull a Batman villain move
like two face and flip a double headed coin. That's
again the same answer that I again, yeah, and see
that coming. Guess I'm staying the night with you.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
The other way you have imagine telling the girl I
gotta go the coin.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's true, think of that. But I only asked because
one of our listeners had to make that decision, wondering
do I stay over or do I go home to night?
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Now I'm back with Brook though, like, is this a
really difficult way to pack a bag?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Actually close leave in your car.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
You guys have much more of a game plan than
I realized.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
But we are so easy on this show.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Clearly, Let's talk to our listener and see how she feels. Jackie,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Hi you guys, Hi jack Are you better at playing
hard to get than we are?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Jackie? Stop hitting on us.
Speaker 16 (34:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
How did you make your bedtime decision?
Speaker 16 (34:13):
Well, it was really for the moment, I guess.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I So you didn't pack a bag like Alexis, is
what you're saying. No, okay, okay, who did you go
out with?
Speaker 16 (34:24):
His name is Miguel.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Okay, okay, you like the Latin boys like that.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
A little bit.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
I mean, it doesn't mean he is for sure, but
most likely I don't want to assume anything about it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's probably like a super white guy.
Speaker 16 (34:37):
Yeah, no, he is Latin.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay, I don't feel you like you. What was the
lead up before that decision?
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Well?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I met him on Tinder, So we had been like
communicating for a while, and.
Speaker 16 (34:51):
I was out with my girlfriend and we were like
taking like, you know, cute girl snaps. It's Friday night.
My homegirl was like, you just sit.
Speaker 8 (34:58):
In this snap.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You look so cute and like, I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
God, right, you asked you up and they're the ones
that I told you don't them.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Dude, I've been out with a single girl before where
we're like, yeah, have them come and they meet for
the first time while we're all there.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
As a guy atle bit intimidated.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, I know, but that's a test, right, He's a
guy up for it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
So how did it go?
Speaker 16 (35:20):
It went great? He showed up.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It was like a bar club like they.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
Played music, though he actually did dance.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
And when I tell you he can move.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Oh okay, really dance, you are giddy right now?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I love it.
Speaker 16 (35:37):
Well, he just I don't know. It was a good date, right,
I had fun.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Can I ask how much alcohol was consumed at this point?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
How much before he got there? Did he show up
and you were already?
Speaker 8 (35:48):
I wasn't like gone.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I was like everybody at the bar getting tipsy, Like
you know, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
You weren't brooking it on the first day.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's what I've never gone. The key is a glass
of water after every drink.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
That sounds way too responsible. We're gonna edit that out,
so Jackie, keep going. What happens after that?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
So then like the lights come on and everyone's gone, Like,
my friends are gone?
Speaker 16 (36:11):
What the letters are cleaning up?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yes, they left me.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
But isn't that a good sign? Like when the girls
feel like you're safe enough to be on your own
with this person, they're like, Okay, she's got it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No, you don't ever leave a girlfriend without checking in.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
First ever, Remember I was drinking like a lot, so
there's a high persent chance that I told them that
I was.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay okay, yeah, okay, okay, and you felt safe with
this guy.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
So the lights came on, they're shutting the bar down,
and your friends aren't there. What happens next?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We were hungry because you know, we've been drinking, so
he got like, yeah, some hot dogs and like tug, I.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Like how you're trying to make this sound all very classy.
We talked, I mean, we made out, So you were
making out at this point, right.
Speaker 16 (36:56):
I mean yeah, in between bites.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Hot dog bites. Yes, yeah, okay, So obviously this ends
up over back at Miguel's place somehow.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah. He said that his place was like up the street,
and it's not normally something I would do.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
We all say that you don't need to though.
Speaker 16 (37:23):
I said yes, okay and had a good time.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I mean the description of this, though, just sounds like
I don't know. I feel like he was maybe under
the understanding this was one.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Night of fun brook.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
How dare you it's Tinder? And are you not remembering
the hot makeout session in between wiener bites.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just I don't know if your expectations are matching.
Maybe what his work?
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Well, I kind of wanted to continue to get to
know him, Like, I didn't see this as a one off.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Did you tell him that?
Speaker 16 (38:00):
I felt like it was implied for my profile.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
No, it's good. You do not want to be on
the first day, Like by the way I see this
going long term, that's not a good thing. By the
way I could.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Die like this, You guys, there's the next morning. They
could obviously talk about how she hopes this isn't the
last time she sees them, and that she sees something
more with him cling. I'm just same, Like, what was
that like?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
So we didn't have like a ton of times to
talk because I got picked up, but I did text
him later.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Did you respond?
Speaker 8 (38:35):
See?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
That's why I need helped because when I readed, it
sounds like he's just being.
Speaker 16 (38:39):
Polite, Like it's a different tone to his text.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
Go.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Rather, when when we were snapping the night before, it
was very he was more into me.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's weird. When I text super drunk and super sober,
I sound exactly the same way.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
But she didn't talk to him sober. You know, like
you said, you had been talking to him for a
couple of weeks on TikTok, so you can tell a.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Vibe true, Like you woke up and you're like, oh,
you don't look like what.
Speaker 8 (39:06):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
The bar in full light.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
But clearly something is off here and you deserve some answers.
So let's come back and call Miguel and hopefully he
picks up and gives us a little bit of insight
when we do your second date update. Right after this
second date update, if you missed Jackie's first date, let's
quickly go down the checklist of her hangout with Miguel.
(39:36):
So is he a good dancer? Check? Did her friends approve?
Speaker 17 (39:43):
Check?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Those are two good things?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Could he make out while also eating a street meat
dog at the same time? Check and check? Oh my gosh, so.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I may have the same type of men.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No wonder you wonder at and with a little sleepover
back at his place. But Jackie's hoping it wasn't just
a one night stand thing for sure. The thing is
she can't deny that Miguel has been acting differently towards her,
at least over text. He's being more polite now than
he is being flirty, and we just want to help
her figure out the reason why. We just think he's so.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
The one thing I'm concerned about is that you were
sounds like pretty drunk that night, and he may share
a story that could be embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Did you consider that, Jackie?
Speaker 16 (40:30):
I don't think there was anything embarrassing that happened.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, Okay, so you're willing to hear whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I mean, yeah, But that's why I'm calling because I
like this guy.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I thought we had a good connection on Tinder and
we had fun with my friends.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Even my friends are like, well, where's Miguel, And I'm like,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Well, here's the thing. If it does happen to be
something embarrassing that you don't remember, the good news is
Brooke has done something ten times more embarrassing sober probably
even yeah, in fact we all have that makes them
feel better.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, the comparison bar is very low, so we're always here.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Do we want to go around the room and give
awful examples of embarrass ourselves?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Maybe we should save that for once we hear what
is got it? Okay, let's see if Miguel answers the phone.
I'm gonna dial his number right now here we go. Hello, Hey,
is this Miguel?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hey man, we're a radio show. We're called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Hey, there's more.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Yeah, how can I How can I help you?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Uh, we're we're calling because we're in the middle of
a second right now. That's called a second date update.
Speaker 9 (41:55):
Sorry, well, I'm just confused. What does it have to
do with me?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, well if you don't, If you don't know what
it is, it's where we have a listener who has
gone out with you and had a really nice time,
was hoping to meet up again, but that hasn't been
happening and she's not really sure why.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I don't know if you're seeing multiple people. But the
girl who reached out to us about you today, her
name is Jackie.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Jackie Okay Jackie from Tinda.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, her saved in the phone, sounds like, yeah, it
sounds like your name. You guys met up?
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Yeah, I met her and her friends with the club, right.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
We heard the story from her and it sounded like
a really fun night. I started the club and it
ended up back at your place after some street food
hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
She said, her friends even liked you.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Yeah, okay, were you going into the night just expecting
to just have fun for one night?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Like you weren't thinking of her? Maybe a multi night
type of lady. I don't want to say relationship because
I don't know that that's what she's looking for.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
But no, we we had a situation the next morning.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
What a situation?
Speaker 4 (43:14):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
She said? And she had to hurry out because the
car was waiting for her.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Well, yeah, so I heard her get up and call
somebody to pick her up, and I told her, like,
you know, I can call you n or whatever, and
she said, no, no, it's it's okay, it's okay. So then
she jumps in the shower and about five minutes later,
there's a knock at the door and I opened up
(43:41):
and it's her mom.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
What my mother is standing at your door.
Speaker 9 (43:48):
Yeah, apparently she was her ride.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I cannot imagine calling after a night like that.
Speaker 9 (43:57):
Yeah, she wasn't happy.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Unhappy?
Speaker 9 (44:01):
Yeah, she was not happy.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh wait, what did she say?
Speaker 9 (44:06):
She started grilling me, like, did you have fun last night?
She said, how many partners have you been with?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh? No, it was really really awkward.
Speaker 10 (44:15):
Yeah, I would have been calling people back.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
So wait, did Jackie ever come and interfere or know
that this was happening.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
It took her a while to get out of a
shower and get her stuff on everything. So in my mind,
before that whole awkward situation with her mom, I was
probably gonna hang out with her again. But meet her
mom on the first day like that where she's grilling me.
Speaker 10 (44:40):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
It's the morning after, like, her mom will always think
of you as that guy.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
But it could be a funny story if you were
able to spin it the right way.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, why would Jackie call her mother?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's a good question. Broken. Actually we should find out
because I have to tell you, Miguel that Jackie is
on the other line right now listening to this phone call.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Yeah, it's her mom on the line too.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I don't know Jackie talk to Miguel here geez him
a girl.
Speaker 9 (45:15):
I'm so sorry you read all that.
Speaker 16 (45:17):
I I'm just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
It's it's weird because like I was waiting for you
to like call me back, you know, just like text,
text me back or something.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Well, Jack, did you yet?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Stuff like why didn't you take up his offer on
getting an uber instead of calling your mom?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Okay, well I get that because you're in your you
look like the morning after it's tough an uber with
your mom just.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Saying, but what if the uber driver's cute? Yeah? I
get where was coming from?
Speaker 8 (45:44):
What you have?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
All your friends you went out with?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Like my mom she was like nearby, she was leaving church,
and it's like, oh, I send money on an uber.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
She came from church to pick her daughter up after
a one night stamp.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
She yeah, she's not.
Speaker 7 (46:00):
She's upset.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Wow. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
She was so upset she had to have lectured you
in the.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Car something to you.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
My mom usually picks me up from my one night fans.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Oh, oh, she's used to this.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
That mom knows the rundown.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Okay, it's another Sunday.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
You know what to do after?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
This is probably why they're all one night and not more.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, it's a good point.
Speaker 16 (46:26):
And she doesn't need everybody. I just happened to be
in the shower. I didn't know she was gonna grill you.
Mc gall I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
I had no idea she was going to do that.
Speaker 16 (46:37):
I mean, my mom is my best friend. She's my
favorite person in the whole world. And I brilliant see
anything wrong as you're coming to pick me up after church.
I mean she was in the area. I didn't want
to have to send money on Uber. I didn't want
to inconvenience to anybody.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I mean, Miguel, what do you think I get it?
Speaker 9 (46:55):
Like, I'm super close with my mom too, and I've
had my mom picked me up from some releastick situations.
But I wasn't under eighteen at the time, and you know,
I'm an adult.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
It's been a while.
Speaker 9 (47:07):
It was just really off putting for you to feel
like your mom doesn't like me already, you know, like
that was you she was.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Asking about like the other day, Like wait, she was
asking about Miguel.
Speaker 16 (47:18):
Yeah, she was asking, like have you heard from him?
And he seemed like a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Sometimes Mom's coming really really hot when they just want
to like make sure that he's a good guy. They're
not actually angry.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
And you already ripped the band aid off with her,
like there's no way you could get lower, and she knows.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Where you live for the next time.
Speaker 16 (47:36):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean she did say that she
would pick me up if it ever did happen again.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
Okay, man, this is so.
Speaker 9 (47:44):
Weird, Like I've never dealt with anything like this before.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well, we'd like to let you deal with it one
more time and send you on another date with Jackie,
and we'd pay for it.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I bet Jackie could even promise that her mom won't
come or pick her up or or maybe have any
any interaction with you.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
No, she'll have her grandma coming.
Speaker 16 (48:03):
Get I mean, Miguel, I thought that we had like
a really great time.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I think it's gonna be better, like mom doesn't have
to come. But I also just want to say, like,
isn't my mom really hot? Like that's how I'm gonna
look in like the next twenty years, Like she looks amazing.
Speaker 16 (48:21):
So if if you pick me, if you pick me, Miguel,
like and then he hot for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Is not a lot of people come on the show
and try to sell themselves by saying how hot their
mom is.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
But I should try this.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, but it's up to you, Miguel. We're running out
of time here, so we need an answer.
Speaker 9 (48:40):
Honestly, that was the weirdest pitch I ever heard. But Jackie,
I'm down for it.
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Those good yes.
Speaker 16 (48:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You know the first person she's calling after this is
her mom?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Oh YEAHOK, Jeffrey in the morning. Before I say anything
about this, I just want to say make sure if
you miss any of our second date updates, you go
to our YouTube page at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
We put them up every week along with our awkward
Tuesday calls. And man, maybe this should have been an
awkward Tuesday phone call having your mom come from church
to pick you up after your one night stand.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
And then lecture the one night stand. Oh yeah, like
that was the part that how did she go from
like lecturing him to I like him? Where is Miguel?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Mom came in with the tough love after every one
night stand.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
That was going to be one mother in law to
handle for somebody's Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Man, why didn't we ask though we should have specifically
asked who picked her up after the date.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Because who would have been a million years thought it
would be her mother.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Well, whose job is it to ask that question, alexis
we need to put you on this Okay from now on? Okay,
anytime we do a second date, you are asking the
driver's name, a physical description, license plate number, and relationship status.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's not going to give you like flagged or anything.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, it's just gonna help us. This is a good
learning moment so that we can help our listeners. Email
the show and we will call the person who's not
calling you back and grill them like her mom did.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Yep, that's it, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh man, my carefree lifestyle finally came back to bite me.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Your care free life.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
All the years I've spent doing karaoke and random dive bars,
singing parody songs in this dirty studio with no protection,
just mouth in the air, throat fully exposed, and what
happens I don't know. My doctor came back and just
told me I contracted song aria.
Speaker 12 (50:39):
Sella.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Songs just come out of you like liquid.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Now it burns when I sing, and my vocal chords
are giving off musical discharge. It is not pretty, trust me. Plus,
now I gotta call everybody of karaoke with in the
past years to let them know that they could have
song aria too.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
That's a responsible thing, but hey, it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I made bad choices. So even though it's definitely gonna burn,
gotta power through one more brand new song of the
week with my microphone covered for protection.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Everyone else put headphones on.
Speaker 6 (51:18):
I cover in mind too.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
It's coming up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning and it's time for my song of
the week. And you know what it is. It's prom season.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
You're not getting like tons of invites people just me.
Then it's that magical time though, when teens rent limos
that they can't really afford, wear shoes that they can't
really walk in, and slow dance to the songs that
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they were conceived.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
To think about it.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
It's a beautiful night of glitter and corsages and hairspray
filling the air as much as the hormones. But while
the spotlight tends to shine down on all the students,
I think it's important that we don't forget the unsung
heroes of prom the chaperones.
Speaker 13 (52:20):
Because they don't get a boot near they don't get
to slow dance to all the jams, but they do
get to stand near the snack table watching teens hover
six inches apart from each other for like hours and hours.
Two gloves, you're two clubs, and they have to run
around making sure that there's no funny business happening in
the bathroom or in Brooks case, the broom closet with
(52:41):
the pe coach.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
The pe coach is always the cool one.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, give brook credit there, but I think you know,
they make a big, big sacrifice, giving up a whole
night just to make sure these teens have a memory
that will last them forever. So we need to take
some time to honor all the chaperones of high school
dances all over the country, in the world.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
You're doing it, parents and educators.
Speaker 10 (53:08):
I just got a flashback of at Catholic school being
yelled leave room for.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
The Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, that's the classic line. So we're gonna recognize all
that the chaperones do. And instead of singing Ed Sheeran's
big hit You Look Perfect, it's Young Jeffrey's students twerking.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Okay, are we still going to slow.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Down so you can try. I'm gonna whatever you do,
do it out of my eyesight. We're gonna. I'm gonna
point when we're ready. Points. You got stuck with prong.
Speaker 12 (53:45):
Dooty preventing hormonal kids from grabbing booty.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
Ball gowns on girls look so puohoran sweet.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
But after three.
Speaker 12 (54:05):
Songs, they're out there dancing like Cardi B Boy, showing
up with their talks on round a seal.
Speaker 7 (54:16):
Of calmberbunce vibing from.
Speaker 12 (54:20):
Their first limo ride. Meanwhile, the shaba rounds driving.
Speaker 15 (54:31):
Their knees song roads they sacrifice save fried a knight.
Speaker 7 (54:41):
Soupbvis.
Speaker 17 (54:45):
Faceiscird and hard like Schooyard royal guards.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Usually teaching art now confiscating all your glitter bumps.
Speaker 12 (55:00):
You break the code of dress showing your armer legs.
Speaker 7 (55:05):
You can not where this.
Speaker 12 (55:09):
They'll call your pains from night.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Okay, either that's your dress or your napkin blueing from
all of Garland, which is.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
He found his calling.
Speaker 12 (55:23):
Patrolling around the punch bowl to make sure your teens
have fun and are safe till they get hold.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Don't try to bluff, They'll.
Speaker 12 (55:39):
See through all your smiles and sequins to smell your breath,
hinsel the.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
Liquor daddy cologne.
Speaker 17 (55:49):
Look at these kids like they're in dark clove singing
day night like us.
Speaker 12 (55:58):
There's drama, is no badthroom.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Hey, honey, it's not bad bad.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
I've seen way.
Speaker 7 (56:10):
Worse spray dance.
Speaker 12 (56:13):
I'm sure your tea dark dance looked fine.
Speaker 11 (56:20):
Day fine larking in the dark.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Keep them three hold.
Speaker 17 (56:28):
Feet apart when a stampling yard taking young hands off
the donker donks. Nothing wrong with the romance.
Speaker 7 (56:41):
But if the pdsing tents steal ni sit no tongue.
Speaker 12 (56:50):
Limpings tonight, whoo, Liam.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Come on, that's not a dance move, that's a dental procedure.
No break it up.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
This is the school.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
Event, not a Nickela spark deleted scene day speak.
Speaker 11 (57:07):
Loud in twos of Mike or phone and announced to
everyone the new.
Speaker 7 (57:16):
King and Queen a prom.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
Also, they're towing someone's car.
Speaker 15 (57:23):
But the Shabons, you see, they know what it's like
to be a teen who's nerves with high school urges.
Speaker 12 (57:37):
This prom night, Serkus got students twirk in a lot.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Happy prom season.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
That was so good job. Oh man, I feel like
people should post their prom pictures and tagging.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
Oh I think the chaperone should post tiktoks of roll.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
I don't see enough of that.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Not in the raunchy dances. But they can do their
own stuffy and text In seventy eight five nine too,
you could tell us what you thought about the song
of the week. We're gonna post this video up on
all of our socials online at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
I know it's hard for you. You don't find a
dance to get it.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
That's your song in the week.
Speaker 8 (58:23):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
We got a new player named Joey on the phone
with us today and it's interesting because it says Joey
works in inflatable deliveries. And if that is what I
think it is, then Joe, you and I have probably
met before and I probably invited you to join in
(58:54):
on the party. So what type of inflatables exactly do
you deliver?
Speaker 9 (58:59):
Just slides, combos, slides in combo.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Gosh, I didn't know it was that type of party,
like like slipping slides.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, My parties definitely do get slippery, So
that is.
Speaker 4 (59:15):
He means like bouncy house kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
You got to make sure that you tie those things down.
There's been so many viral terrible videos that been flying
away with children inside.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh okay, you double check.
Speaker 9 (59:27):
I beg it's one. It's twenty eight foot tall and
it's about eighty foot long.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Okay, that's not what I was thinking. But I'm definitely
gonna hold on to your number because I'm sure I
can incorporate like those measurements. Oh yeah, okay, that sounded
just the right size for me. So Joey, we're gonna
get to the game.
Speaker 13 (59:45):
Here.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Have Brooke leave the studio. But you know how it works,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say past But you
have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Oh yeah, okay, here we go. Your
time starts now. What iconic bird was removed from the
US Endangered Species list in two thousand and seven thanks
to recovery efforts. What Reality TV singing competition features a
(01:00:11):
golden buzzer sing I'm start. The two ingredients that make
up pasta are water and what? But what us state
has the most active volcanoes, Hawaii or Alaska Hawaii. In
nineteen seventy seven, what company developed the first ever home
(01:00:32):
video game console?
Speaker 16 (01:00:34):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
Nicindo?
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Right right, Joe, well done? Answers are Ambrook's going to
come back into the studio here, And since you're a
new player, I like learning stuff about our new people
that we get on the show. And Joey apparently is
really into fishing. Joey explain to us in detail the
biggest fish that you ever caught and what lure specifically
(01:01:01):
you used to land that stuck take.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
A while, unless you fly fish.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Then it was a red fish cut bake. What's cut bait?
Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
I take a fish catch and cut it into pieces.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I'm just curious, after you caught red fish, did you
catch bluefish?
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Fish?
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
That's true?
Speaker 9 (01:01:24):
No wish that rhyme?
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
So it worked?
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Green eggs and am yeah. And I'm assuming whenever you
catch a fish you always shout out the traditional woo dog.
I knew your man after my heart, Joe, So, uh,
you sit tight. It's gonna be Brook's turn here. Brook
you ready, I'm ready. I don't care your time starts now.
What iconic bird was removed from the US Endangered Species
(01:01:52):
list in two thousand and seven thanks to recovery efforts.
What Reality TV singing competition features a golden.
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Buzzer ooh uh oh shoot the voice.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
The two ingredients that make up pasta are water and
what flower? Which US state has the most active volcanoes?
Hawaii or Alaska?
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Alaska.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
In nineteen seventy seven, What Company developed the first ever
home video game console.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh, Nintendo, all right, we're gonna help.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Sorry, We'll find out who's right and who's wrong when
we go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
He lay now in directly wives in front of the
rugly children and just look at their loser lives. And
then they'll come in and they say I can't process it.
Speaker 17 (01:02:35):
Well, no, and you never will stop trying to sit
back and enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Charlie Sheen Man, that's shigar blood.
Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Joey, you got zero today?
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Oh man, Hey, that fish got away the time?
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, you're you weren't using to cut bade today? You
win with three.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I'm sorry, Joe a little bit of a rough go
on your first try there. But let's go over the
answers for everybody. The iconic bird removed from the endangered
species list in two thousand and seven was the bald eagle.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Okay, now my family can finally eat them for dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Oh yeah, gotcha. And this question I think was a
little bit misleading. What was what reality TV singing competition
features a golden buzzer. It's America's got talent. So it's
not just singing, it's all talents. Yeah, so I apologize
for that. I'm going to take negative one points.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Thank you, Jeffrey, you lose.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I'm the biggest of all the losers. The two ingredients
that make up pasta are water and flour. The most
active volcanoes lie in the state of Alaska. Actually, with
one hundred and forty one.
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Hawaii is made up of fifteen volcanoes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
That's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
And the company who developed the first ever home video
game console was Atari. It was in the seventies, So Joey,
I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today.
But the good news is just for playing, We're giving
you a pair of tickets to see Ludacris at the
Tulela Casino. He's there Thursday, July tenth. If you want
to see him. Tickets are on sale now. We do
(01:04:12):
come back and play again soon, Joey, We're going to
be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday
Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Welcome to the full show. We got a brand new
hour of content for you in the morning. And I
just got to say I am thoroughly impressed with jeff
singing today, just today more than normal point. It just
sounded good.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Song.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
We always trouble at how funny he is, and it
is funny.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Energy is great, but you really can sing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He works badonka donk into a lyric.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
You immediately love that.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I am on board. We're going to hear this brand
new song coming up here at a second and a
brand new second date. But first comments from our Lovely
Listening License.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Speaking of Dylan Wilson said from Idaho love you all
listen every day and I listened to all of Jeff's
song of the weeks while I wait for the full show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
He listens to a person that he listens to. Yeah,
I like you get all just bing to Jeff's songs. Yahbody,
it kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Gets you space.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yet there it is. It's a mood and it's going
to start right now. Oh, it's a way to start.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am worried for America, especially especially for the Fox household.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning because I think
the number one question we ask in this country is
how do we take unhealthy foods and make them even
more unhealthy?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, the American way, it's kind.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Of our mo Well, the makers of pop Tarts just
figured out away by crashing the freezer aisle with a
brand new product called pop Tarts ice Cream Sandwiches, showing
my co hosts a picture of it. You could see
it up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey Man.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's my favorite kind of brown sugar cinnamon one. Yeah,
hands down my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's basically two pop tarts with ice cream stuffed in
the middle of them.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, there's gonna be at least a couple people who
try to toast them. Still, Yeah, it's not gonna go
very well with the ice cream in the middle.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, it makes it solved and mel Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So it does come in the frosted brown sugar cinnamon flavor,
frosted strawberry flavor, and frosted chocolate fudge.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh I haven't had that one.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And how's pop Tarts marketing this? They're saying it's playful,
indulgent and now you can skip the toaster and head
straight to the freezer, then right to the er.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh wow, Jeff, Wait, it's a pop tart. You can't
have a tree without it being that dangerous cheese on.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You already have a pop tart in the morning, a
scuba ice cream at night. Yes, yes, do it together
now exactly and you'll never guess. You can find them
now at Walmart, actually in the health section of Walmart,
a pharmacy, because compared to the rest of the products there,
it's still relatively nutritional and.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Were of low blood sugar beat.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So there you go. Now we're gonna move on, get
to the shot collar question of the day with the
only person who could eat forty pop tart ice cream
sandwiches and still somehow lose weight. Yeah, that's our technical direction.
They're asked to go ahead.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Well, yesterday we played a fun little game of finish
that famous company slogan.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh that was good, Yeah, fun.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I mean it was a complete total disaster.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh right now, can you do better.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
If we did it a second day? I'm assuming no,
and management agrees with me.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, I'm glad you're result.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
That's okay, but we're gonna try it anyways, and another
finish that slogan edition up Fney you have twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Now, just like last time, you say a number between
one and twenty and I'll give you a hint. You
have to correctly guess the slogan or the establishment to
stay in the game. Ah right, okay, So we're gonna
start with the woman who's more into tan lines than taglines.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Hey, that's Alexis.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Give me a number sixth KFC opened way back in
nineteen fifty two with just a three word slogan. You
get to pick one word to reveal Alexis. Do you
want the first, second or third word?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Such power. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
The first word first is finger?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Easy? Oh isn't it a fingerliking? Good?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
You were worried?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And we're going to somebody else over fingers? Yeah, just travels.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, did jab Alexis. We're gonna go on to brook
number hers.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
What was so easy?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I want to easy one?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Give me eight eight.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Domino's Pizza opened their doors back in nineteen sixty. Hey,
what was their slogan back then? Was it you got
thirty minutes or thirty minutes or less?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
A Dominos?
Speaker 10 (04:43):
I can see Italian like, Hey, you got it like
thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right, that's all we're gonna give you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I mean, the problem with the first one is it
sounds like a threat. You've got thirty minutes, yeah or else.
I'm gonna go with the second one, thirty minutes or less.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh it was not that.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
It was you've got thirty minutes.
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Aggressive?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Okay, Jose, it is your turn. Give me a number,
good sir.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Fourteen.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
This well known store opened in nineteen sixty six with
the tagline thousands of possibilities, Get yours possibilities?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
What do I name? The company?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Name the store in the store.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Thousands of possibilities?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What has yours?
Speaker 10 (05:29):
My first think is electronics like Best Buy or something.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It seems like if there's possibilities, it'd be something that
you could customize.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
It could be. But Jose, because we're good buddies, I'm
actually gonna strike up a proposition with you.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh wow, that's fine. No.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
No, if you have a dollar, Jose, I'll give you
a hint.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Actually, just trying to make money off this segment.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now know this isn't a favorite. This is called soliciting
a bride a two.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Dollars bill, and it's my lucky one so I have
to give you five dollars shuts.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
You know, I get five five dollars, You just get one.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hint.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
The original name of the store was called the Sound
of Music.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
The Sound of Music.
Speaker 10 (06:12):
I still think it's something that sold a bunch of CDs.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, I'd say.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Best Buy Electronics, good or something that's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You spent a week, Yeah, totally worth it. Thousands of
possibilities was their original slogan. Very vague.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Okay, Jeff, give me a number. It's your lucky day.
I'm going to give you the entire slogan. You just
have to tell me the name of the business. Okay.
It was founded in nineteen eighty seven with the tagline
A loaf of bread in every arm?
Speaker 12 (06:46):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What places do bread? And are kind of new bakeries?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not asking what type of store. I'm like going
for specific companies like Panera.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Maybe Panara boy makes a bunch of bread.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but we already knew Subway's original slogan from yesterday, good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Point, A loaf of bread in every arm.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm just gonna go with my first thought, which was Panera.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
What Arrah bread?
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay, that's a good guess all right, Alexis. That means
we're moving on to the sudden death round of twenty
of twenty. We're talking about famous taglines from businesses.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Give me a number eleven. Wait, so if she gets
this right, I get shocked.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
If she gets this right, Brook gets shocked. And if
you get this wrong, then the boys get to decide
who gets shocked. Alexis, your question is a wet, well
known fast food establishment started with the slogan quality is
our recipe, Then, in nineteen eighty four became a cultural
phenomenon with the tagline where's the beef?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Oho?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I know the ash is giving me great ones today? Wait,
I'm nine nine percent sure it's Arby's. Oh wait, no,
I thought I have the meat thing.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Are you really gonna suit come to peer pressure? Alexis
really gonna let them talk you out of this?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I think we even covered it in today versus back
in the day before?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Did we?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I only got Rby's ashen.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
You're thinking, where's the beef as in roast beef, But
that's not correct. It was Wendy, Wendy, where's the beef?
Where's the commercial?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think we did talk about by the game.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, That means that Jose and Jeff are the winner
of today's Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Jose and I get to choose to get shocked, and
they're gonna be singing the Whopper song from all the
BK commercials.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You must know this by heart.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh yeah, brook sings a song in her dreams. Yeah,
every night with so Brooke go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Whopper Whopper, Whopper Whopper Jr. Double triple Whopper. Pa.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We knew you would know that one. It's so good, bro,
that's your shock collar question of the day. You got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Out of all the streaming services available, Netflix, Hulu, Foreign Cinema, now,
no one delivers better content than to Be.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Oh My Love.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm actually for the first I've ever been watching to
Be this week.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The kids want to watch Lego Masters.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
They've got the best shows on there, CSI, Cincinnati, Mall,
Mills Versus were Wolves, and my favorite dating show, Swipe
Right for Shared Custody. That's why the streaming services and
networks are releasing all their fall lineups right now with
some pretty exciting results.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
There is some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And the one that caught my eye is obviously from
my favorite network, to.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
B and they got the Office spin off or comedy.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
They to Be just announced a groundbreaking new TV show
that's going to capture the hearts of every American. And
this is real. I'm not making it up. In honor
of the famous series with Walter White, the chemistry teacher
turned drug lord, Toby's coming out with their own version
called Breaking Bear, an adult animation series about a family
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of bears who have to resort to criminal behavior to
try and save their forest. I'm not joking. This is real.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's like Cocaine Bear meats baking Bad.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Brother Bear gets sat.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Listen to the actors starring in it, Brendan Fraser, Sarah
Michelle Geller, Elizabeth Hurley, and Annie Murphy aka Alexis from
Shit's Creek. That is an all star lineup and that's
coming this fall. So if you've never watched Tube, and
keep in mind, I'm not even endorsed by Tube. We
(10:59):
talk about them a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He doesn't pay for anything but complimentary.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
No we're not, but this might get you to actually watch,
so you are welcome. Laser Stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's come out with a new
product just in time for summer. Kids, get ready for
tide podsicles, the frozen snack that looks like detergent but
(11:29):
tastes like blue raspberry. Jeff, I'm not sure if it's
smart to be selling them in the detergent style, but
the detergent Jeff, No, these ones just look like.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Explain that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes, I literally just explained it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I thought it was actually tide pods. People were here
the color of blue.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Raspberry taste like blue with Laser Stories with segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
soapadopes just don't. This first Laser Stories out of New York,
a woman named Tanya is going viral after she shared
her interaction with an Airbnb host who messaged her to
(12:09):
say there was a temporary issue with the hot water
at the property she rented.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh god, the odds wins your weekend in the Airbnb?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I mean are high? If it's me, I feel like
what I.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Mean always your Yeah. It was less than a week
before her stay, so she asked if she'd be refunded
if it wasn't fixed before she arrived.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Okay, that makes sense their answer.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Unfortunately, No, what they went on to say hot water
was not included as an amenity in the book case
there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh my god, they friend.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They did apologize for the inconvenience, Sorry about that, though,
they said they appreciated her understanding.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
No way, part of the best part of hotels and
stuff is the shower.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Isn't that the worst? And people end like your argument
with thank you for understanding? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm not understanding, Tanya responded, So you're choosing to rip
me off because you didn't list hot water as an
assumed amenity. You also didn't list windows and doors. If
those are missing, I guess that's fine too.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The world of possibilities.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah. The host then didn't budge, but Airbnb stepped in
with a full refund for her. They're also helping her
with another booking. Apparently, hot water is an amenity option
that hosts can check when they're listing in one of
their properties.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It actually makes sense because in a lot of other
countries like you don't always give.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
A lot of you know, technically they may only be
responsible for delivering on the stuff that they promise in
their ad. Still there should be an exception, I think
for something like that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Now all the listings are going to be eight pages
long of all the things that they we have a roof,
we got floors.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean, you go off the checklist. I think it's important.
His next laser stories out of Fast Food Central. It's
official when it comes to burgers, humans are out and
robots are in, because there's a new restaurant chain called
burger Bots that has their kitchen decked out in high
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tech androids and are able to make a gourmet burger
from start to finish in just twenty seven seconds. Wow,
that's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't even cook it that fast.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
The bots start by freshly grinding up the meat, grilling it,
and assembling it all by themselves.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
They must be burgers broke. They make cook really fast.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
They look so good.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
There's a picture with a weird robots standing behind it.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There are still a few human employees there for now,
oh for now, and it's a positive for them, the
owner says. Because the bots are doing most of the work,
the humans can just focus on ensuring that the customer's
experience is impeccable.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Everyone goes to fast food for good customer service.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, so the only jobs that they're getting rid of
are the ones that are the most repetitive, tiring, and
even dangerous aka the actual cooking.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh okay, that feels like the art of the whole
thing to me.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's the most important part.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Not only that, but the kitchen positions are the ones
with the highest rate of turnover normally.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Oh yeah, you don't get paid.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Some critics worry that this is just the start of
a larger fast food robot takeover. Yeah, but the owner
says it's working fantastic for now. Burgerbots began in Silicon
Valley a few years ago and are now expanding across
the US rapidly. This next laser stories out of spread quarters.
In the age of pumpkin spice spam and mustard flavored
(15:47):
ice cream, this is remarkably tame. Natella just announced its
first new US flavor in sixty one years, so they've
had more than six decades to think about it.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
They only have.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Tello right now, right, and then you add your own
stuff to it. Yeah, the dip stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
But now prepare to have your world rocked because the
new flavor is and I guess sure.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Raspberry raspberry chocolate.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I was going salted caramel.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Even better. Peanut lames. Yeah, normally, normally it's chocolate and
hazel nuts. So I guess this is for people who
like to mix in a little peanut butter. Go crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You're so good together.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Good, But that's why we go to Jiff and Skippy.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
For those they don't have chocolate, and yeah, right, you
have chocolate ones.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I have a budget even lamer. They just announced it
the other day, but it won't actually hit stores for
another year, so your world won't actually be rocked until
the spring of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You might call it double nut butter.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And all sorts of weird people buy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hey, there's two nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Okay, yes, the more you explain it. The worst of
this next laser story is out of Jacksonville, Florida. An
er doctor's trending after he revealed the six word phrase
that he sees as a huge red flag, specifically when
a guy says it huh, because whenever he hears it,
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he assumed something very serious is going on with the
man's health until proven otherwise. So what's the phrase? The
six words that worry him are my wife made me
come in. It's a big red flag because men they're
more likely to ignore their health issues or try to
(17:40):
just tough it out instead of actually going to see
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's so true, man, And like your partner can tell,
like if you're being a baby or if you're actually
in pain and.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Convincing you like it's like, look, it's gonna be really quick.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
You know you're gonna be in and out, and it's like, okay,
maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So if your wife forced you to come in, there's
a good chance of a real health issue being there.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Does that mean that the women are the first line
of defense for men's health.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Another doctor replied in the comments with a similar one
for women, okay, saying it's a red flag if she
says anything like I didn't want to waste your time
with this, but that could mean something serious as well.
So if you're dragging your feet over to the doctor,
maybe listen to the person who dragged you there in
(18:28):
the first I don't know.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
I don't know if this goes both ways though, if
a guy's like, hey, you should probably go to the doctor, No,
you don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I know my body.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't trust you.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Right, you're ending up on the couch that night. But
you should listen to people who are dragging. You might
just save your life. As for this guy, he's not
a doctor, but he does play one on Craigslist for
forty bucks an hour. A dietrist. And that sound means
the laser stories has come to an end for the day.
We'll do it again, same time on let's call it
(19:02):
Monday New Day.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
For some reason, whenever you ask people in other countries
about Americans, there's kind of this negative stereotype that I'm
always hearing.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Wonder why, Yeah, not like we're the bullies of the world.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, we're so cool to all the guys.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I don't feel that way. But for some reason, people
always like we're loud, money obsessed, we're drunk, even mocking
our beautiful American accents. Oh la, I want.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
A sub boy five dollars foot long nacho extra grande,
and that's.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Our healthy restaurant.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Yeahs have barbeque, so will.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
All that may be true and frankly deserved. Apparently, there's
a few things foreigners actually do like about us, and
a brand new study came out that proves it's true.
And we're gonna tell you the top ways Americans impress
people from overseas whenever they come to visit. It's coming
up right after this. A few of us in this
(20:13):
room have traveled abroad. Yeah, and there's some weird things
in other parts of the world. It's broken, Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
We're to us usually normal to them.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah right, that's what I mean, just weird ways that
they do. Stuff like when we go overseas. I think
everybody is shocked that there's no free refills.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah a minute, what.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Do you mean They're gonna pay extra for another forty
two ounce coke? There's communist Look this bucket for nothing.
It's crazy. So it could be quite a jolt to
leave America. But what about the people from abroad who
come visit us?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Rice for you? Yeah, ice, like in your drink. Don't
you talking about that.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We do not support Brook politically, That's not what I said. Yes,
they are unhappy that they get free refills, they don't
want them, but there are a few things that they
actually do like about America and the people. And a
new study came out that found the top things foreigners
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enjoy about us as a people Like this person said,
my favorite thing about Americans is how often football fields
is used as a unit of measurement.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, that's two or three football fields.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How else do you measure how long your CBS receipt
is football fields? Aw, there's no other way to say it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Also confused, like why are you calling it football? There's
no feat.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, I'm just mad at us because our sport's better.
This foreigner said, I love how Americans pronounce coffee coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Instead of cut.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I looked it up.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Coffee.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You pronounce it in other places the same place as
you would say hot, so hot coffee.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Oh coffee, it's.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Hot coffee, not hot coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh I know, but you'll just get labeled as pretentious
if you use hot coffee. Yeah, I'm going into the
break room for some hot coffee.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, it's too classy for us. Get out of here.
Another person said, I love how Americans will make a
salad where the primary ingredient is pasta. Yeah, they don't
understand American rules. If it has any fruit or vegetable
ingredient anywhere in it, it is a salad.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
You're like I got all this, penny.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
I'm just gonna add a tiny little bit of salad
dressing a couple of olives.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Boom, it's salad.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Just wait till they meet a potato salad. I mean, honestly,
the main ingredient is mayonnaise. It's like, yeah, the salads
all cars in America.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
If you're just joining us, we're uniting the world. Looking
at a study that found the top things foreigners like
about America and the American people, we had.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
To search deep for the likes is that it's.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Shocking that there are actually things to like. But a
lady from Australia said, I love it how Americans always
say I got you.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Not sure what that means, but for some reason, I
do feel genuinely reassured.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, it's not a prank, like I got you. It's
just like I have your back.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Just don't say that if you're coming in as an adult,
don't say it to an American child. Yeah I got you.
It's not gonna go over Well, then the police are
gonna be another person. One European said, one of my
favorite things is that Americans often shout question before asking
a question.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That is like a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
People will constantly message like, Hey, I have a question
for you.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Can I ask? And I'm like, oh, you gonna just
ask the question.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Because now you're asking me two questions and it's kind
of pissing me off. Okay, but then I do that
to people question can I move on to the next one? Yes.
On a similar note with that, someone else wrote, I
love it how Americans try to sound strong by saying
period to finish a sentence.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
By saying period, that's the end of discussion.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Period.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Do they come over here and get in a lot
of fights with people? Yeah, it sounds like there's a
high school is period.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm just impressed on Americans no grammatical punctuations, so they
should honestly be praising us for that wrong in their heads.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, and nobody's saying comma or semi.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Another person said I love the way Americans all seem
to have a favorite regional gas station that they prefer.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, dude, that's so true.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
And it's like BUCkies fans testing right now, you're all
gonna go nuts, and it's.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Not about the gas, it's about the snacks. Yeah, you
know what food is offered at said location.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
A brisket sandwich or the bathroom interactions, because the quality
varies very very much depending on I know. I can't
believe these dumb foreigners don't realize Again, these are all
answers from foreign people telling us things they actually like
about Americans.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I thought it would be more bad.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It's actually we haven't heard too many backhanded stuff yet,
but there's still times like this person from France said,
I like it how Americans completely redecorate their home for
every season and every holiday, even if it bankrupts them completely.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Dude, the only reason we have such big houses is
for the storage all that stuff. When it's off season.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
It takes a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's two bathrooms, two beds, fourteen classes.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Another person wrote, I love it when Americans say whoop
de whoop who Yeah, they must have been hanging out
in Brooksty Town for that run.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
I can't confirm more they're talking about when they visited
in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Another person, right, my favorite thing about Americans is how
much they genuinely enjoy discussing completely regular weather.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It really is today, recap Sunday to day huh. Yeah,
And it was also sunny yesterday and the day before
it rained a.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Little oh man the clouds though period. And finally, I
love how Americans greet each other by saying how you're doing,
and then never actually answer that question.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
But that's like the secret, like we know, right, it's
like the code. It's like how you doing.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
If you start to answer that, it's like no, no, no, whoa, whoa,
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I didn't really want to know.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It is shocking sometimes anyway, cashier gives you so much
information about their yea depressed lately.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You're like, oh boy, we're running out of time here.
Though this segment has gone a football field long. But
look at that. There are some things foreigners actually do
appreciate about Americans and our culture. And I think they'll
appreciate our phone taps too huge in Sweden. Right now,
we got another one coming.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's tap time. Today.
We call a woman who recently went to a supplement
store and she told her friend afterwards she may have
accidentally nicked a car in the parking lot on the
way out. Nothing big is just barely.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Relate.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, it's total disn't it. Well, No, we're gonna tell
her that somebody saw it. Yeah yet her maybe even
a few people and see what she has to say.
Could get a little bit awkward in your phone tap
right now? Hello, Hi, Hi, my name is Max. I'm
(27:50):
calling for Tubbany or or Tiffany.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
Tiffany, but it is Tiffany.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I was right nailed it?
Speaker 14 (27:59):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh man, I'm like in the zone.
Speaker 15 (28:02):
You are you?
Speaker 14 (28:02):
And what do you need?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh? My bad? I worked at Vitamin World.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
I think you were in our story yesterday browsing our
wares if you.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Will, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16 (28:16):
And what do you need from.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Me when you were here? Why did you hit that
dude's car? What?
Speaker 14 (28:24):
I didn't hit a car.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You know that dude's car.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
I did not hit anyone's car.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah you did, Marco? Remember Marco?
Speaker 14 (28:35):
I do not remember Marco. I didn't hit anyone's car.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You're supposed to say it back, because are you hitting
me right now?
Speaker 14 (28:44):
Are you? Are you drunk?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
What?
Speaker 10 (28:46):
No, that's a pool game. That's sometimes when I say I'm.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
Aware, it's the pool game. Why are you saying I
hit someone's car? I didn't hit me with cars?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm just the messenger. I'm like a pigeon.
Speaker 14 (28:56):
Hey, well, I think you're a pigeon who's lost because
I didn't hit anyone's car.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Hey, Marco, that check that smashed your whip is on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, hey, oh.
Speaker 14 (29:09):
What is happening right now? Who are you?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
So you the one who hit my call?
Speaker 14 (29:13):
I didn't hit anyone's car.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
No, you scratched my fenda and busted on my tail like, oh.
Speaker 14 (29:20):
No, I did it?
Speaker 6 (29:21):
And Bro, yes you did.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
I absolutely did not. I have no idea who you are.
I have no idea what he's talking about. I went
into vitamin to see if I could find some collagen,
and now I'm being harassed the next day.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
Who you know?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Insurance company? B?
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Whoa, It doesn't matter what my insurance company is. B.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You gotta chill out. She's still a customer.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
So you the one who hit my call?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I didn't hit the car.
Speaker 14 (29:44):
Are you guys not listening?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Can you hear me? Tubbanny, it's kissing me.
Speaker 14 (29:51):
Didn't hit anyone's car, and this is a mistake, So bro,
harass someone else.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I didn't hit anyone's car. I don't even drive. That's
not shocking.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Don't lie to me, bro I swear man on my
goldfish life.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, I are alive, dude, Well last sight check.
Speaker 14 (30:11):
This is absurd. Okay, you guys can sort this out
between the two of you. I had nothing to do
with whatever happened to his car.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm losing my patience. Do not make you mad.
Speaker 14 (30:21):
You're losing your patients. I'm on the phone with two
complete idiots.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You're calling yourself dumb.
Speaker 14 (30:29):
No, I'm calling you dumb and your buddy Marco.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Oh Marco, did you hear that?
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
She with you?
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (30:37):
Yeah, I'm wrong with me.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I didn't say she said it.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
I got don't know right in my own hands.
Speaker 14 (30:44):
Okay, clearly you're not in charge. I want to talk
to a supervisor.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh no, that would be Brook. You do not want
to talk to her.
Speaker 14 (30:50):
Oh I do want to talk to Brook. I want
to talk to supervisor right now.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Whoa are you sure?
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Because like Brooke just finished yelling at your bestI Jewel
before for this prank phone call.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
So why would why would she be yelling at Jewel
but because.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
She set you up for this phone tap on the radio.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We're doing a phone tap on you, Tuppenny, so you'd
one who hit my call? Yeah, those are just those
are just sound effects. That's not even a real person.
Speaker 14 (31:27):
Yeah, that's the sound effect the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, that's Marco Polo. He's my best friend. He's not real,
but okay, sound effect. Yeah, Hey Marco, do you hear
what you said about us? Hello? See he always got
my back.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh my gosh, weeke up every morning was phone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
We've heard of all different types of first meetups on
this show. Yeah, that happened at fast food restaurants, at
funeral parlors, even the rare combo fast food funeral parlor.
It's weird, but by.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Gramma quickly a big mac at the same time.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, I feel like nuggets. There's all sorts of strange
situations that people end up in. But is there anything
more risky than having a guy come out and meet
all of your friends the very first time you're meeting
him too.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Funeral?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
We're not at the funeral. It actually happened to one
of our listeners, a group of ladies at a club
met her tender date, and I'm just assuming that must
have had an effect on why he's not calling her back.
We're gonna find out in your second date update next
second date, update date. When you have that option to
(32:53):
spend the night over at your date's place the first
time you hang out, Ye, how do you make that decision? Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
People say no, well, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Mean, do you pull a Brook and just consult your
bottle of wine until you say yes.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Give me ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Why do you pull a Jose and check their fridge
to make sure they have good breakfast options for the
next morning? Or do you pull a Batman villain move
like two face and flip a double headed coin. That's
again the same answer that I again, yeah, and see
that coming. Guess I'm staying the night with you.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
The other way you have imagine telling the girl I
gotta go the coin.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's true, think of that. But I only asked because
one of our listeners had to make that decision, wondering
do I stay over or do I go home to night?
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Now I'm back with Brook though, like, is this a
really difficult way to pack a bag?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Actually close leave in your car.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
You guys have much more of a game plan than
I realized.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
But we are so easy on this show.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Clearly, Let's talk to our listener and see how she feels. Jackie,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Hi you guys, Hi jack Are you better at playing
hard to get than we are?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Jackie? Stop hitting on us.
Speaker 16 (34:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
How did you make your bedtime decision?
Speaker 16 (34:13):
Well, it was really for the moment, I guess.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I So you didn't pack a bag like Alexis, is
what you're saying. No, okay, okay, who did you go
out with?
Speaker 16 (34:24):
His name is Miguel.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Okay, okay, you like the Latin boys like that.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
A little bit.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
I mean, it doesn't mean he is for sure, but
most likely I don't want to assume anything about it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's probably like a super white guy.
Speaker 16 (34:37):
Yeah, no, he is Latin.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay, I don't feel you like you. What was the
lead up before that decision?
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Well?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I met him on Tinder, So we had been like
communicating for a while, and.
Speaker 16 (34:51):
I was out with my girlfriend and we were like
taking like, you know, cute girl snaps. It's Friday night.
My homegirl was like, you just sit.
Speaker 8 (34:58):
In this snap.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You look so cute and like, I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
God, right, you asked you up and they're the ones
that I told you don't them.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Dude, I've been out with a single girl before where
we're like, yeah, have them come and they meet for
the first time while we're all there.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
As a guy atle bit intimidated.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, I know, but that's a test, right, He's a
guy up for it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
So how did it go?
Speaker 16 (35:20):
It went great? He showed up.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It was like a bar club like they.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
Played music, though he actually did dance.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
And when I tell you he can move.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Oh okay, really dance, you are giddy right now?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I love it.
Speaker 16 (35:37):
Well, he just I don't know. It was a good date, right,
I had fun.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Can I ask how much alcohol was consumed at this point?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
How much before he got there? Did he show up
and you were already?
Speaker 8 (35:48):
I wasn't like gone.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I was like everybody at the bar getting tipsy, Like
you know, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
You weren't brooking it on the first day.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's what I've never gone. The key is a glass
of water after every drink.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
That sounds way too responsible. We're gonna edit that out,
so Jackie, keep going. What happens after that?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
So then like the lights come on and everyone's gone, Like,
my friends are gone?
Speaker 16 (36:11):
What the letters are cleaning up?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yes, they left me.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
But isn't that a good sign? Like when the girls
feel like you're safe enough to be on your own
with this person, they're like, Okay, she's got it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No, you don't ever leave a girlfriend without checking in.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
First ever, Remember I was drinking like a lot, so
there's a high persent chance that I told them that
I was.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay okay, yeah, okay, okay, and you felt safe with
this guy.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
So the lights came on, they're shutting the bar down,
and your friends aren't there. What happens next?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We were hungry because you know, we've been drinking, so
he got like, yeah, some hot dogs and like tug, I.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Like how you're trying to make this sound all very classy.
We talked, I mean, we made out, So you were
making out at this point, right.
Speaker 16 (36:56):
I mean yeah, in between bites.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Hot dog bites. Yes, yeah, okay, So obviously this ends
up over back at Miguel's place somehow.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah. He said that his place was like up the street,
and it's not normally something I would do.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
We all say that you don't need to though.
Speaker 16 (37:23):
I said yes, okay and had a good time.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I mean the description of this, though, just sounds like
I don't know. I feel like he was maybe under
the understanding this was one.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Night of fun brook.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
How dare you it's Tinder? And are you not remembering
the hot makeout session in between wiener bites.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just I don't know if your expectations are matching.
Maybe what his work?
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Well, I kind of wanted to continue to get to
know him, Like, I didn't see this as a one off.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Did you tell him that?
Speaker 16 (38:00):
I felt like it was implied for my profile.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
No, it's good. You do not want to be on
the first day, Like by the way I see this
going long term, that's not a good thing. By the
way I could.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Die like this, You guys, there's the next morning. They
could obviously talk about how she hopes this isn't the
last time she sees them, and that she sees something
more with him cling. I'm just same, Like, what was
that like?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
So we didn't have like a ton of times to
talk because I got picked up, but I did text
him later.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Did you respond?
Speaker 8 (38:35):
See?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
That's why I need helped because when I readed, it
sounds like he's just being.
Speaker 16 (38:39):
Polite, Like it's a different tone to his text.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
Go.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Rather, when when we were snapping the night before, it
was very he was more into me.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's weird. When I text super drunk and super sober,
I sound exactly the same way.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
But she didn't talk to him sober. You know, like
you said, you had been talking to him for a
couple of weeks on TikTok, so you can tell a.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Vibe true, Like you woke up and you're like, oh,
you don't look like what.
Speaker 8 (39:06):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
The bar in full light.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
But clearly something is off here and you deserve some answers.
So let's come back and call Miguel and hopefully he
picks up and gives us a little bit of insight
when we do your second date update. Right after this
second date update, if you missed Jackie's first date, let's
quickly go down the checklist of her hangout with Miguel.
(39:36):
So is he a good dancer? Check? Did her friends approve?
Speaker 17 (39:43):
Check?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Those are two good things?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Could he make out while also eating a street meat
dog at the same time? Check and check? Oh my gosh, so.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I may have the same type of men.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No wonder you wonder at and with a little sleepover
back at his place. But Jackie's hoping it wasn't just
a one night stand thing for sure. The thing is
she can't deny that Miguel has been acting differently towards her,
at least over text. He's being more polite now than
he is being flirty, and we just want to help
her figure out the reason why. We just think he's so.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
The one thing I'm concerned about is that you were
sounds like pretty drunk that night, and he may share
a story that could be embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Did you consider that, Jackie?
Speaker 16 (40:30):
I don't think there was anything embarrassing that happened.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, Okay, so you're willing to hear whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I mean, yeah, But that's why I'm calling because I
like this guy.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I thought we had a good connection on Tinder and
we had fun with my friends.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Even my friends are like, well, where's Miguel, And I'm like,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Well, here's the thing. If it does happen to be
something embarrassing that you don't remember, the good news is
Brooke has done something ten times more embarrassing sober probably
even yeah, in fact we all have that makes them
feel better.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, the comparison bar is very low, so we're always here.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Do we want to go around the room and give
awful examples of embarrass ourselves?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Maybe we should save that for once we hear what
is got it? Okay, let's see if Miguel answers the phone.
I'm gonna dial his number right now here we go. Hello, Hey,
is this Miguel?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hey man, we're a radio show. We're called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Hey, there's more.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Yeah, how can I How can I help you?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Uh, we're we're calling because we're in the middle of
a second right now. That's called a second date update.
Speaker 9 (41:55):
Sorry, well, I'm just confused. What does it have to
do with me?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, well if you don't, If you don't know what
it is, it's where we have a listener who has
gone out with you and had a really nice time,
was hoping to meet up again, but that hasn't been
happening and she's not really sure why.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I don't know if you're seeing multiple people. But the
girl who reached out to us about you today, her
name is Jackie.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Jackie Okay Jackie from Tinda.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, her saved in the phone, sounds like, yeah, it
sounds like your name. You guys met up?
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Yeah, I met her and her friends with the club, right.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
We heard the story from her and it sounded like
a really fun night. I started the club and it
ended up back at your place after some street food
hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
She said, her friends even liked you.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Yeah, okay, were you going into the night just expecting
to just have fun for one night?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Like you weren't thinking of her? Maybe a multi night
type of lady. I don't want to say relationship because
I don't know that that's what she's looking for.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
But no, we we had a situation the next morning.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
What a situation?
Speaker 4 (43:14):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
She said? And she had to hurry out because the
car was waiting for her.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Well, yeah, so I heard her get up and call
somebody to pick her up, and I told her, like,
you know, I can call you n or whatever, and
she said, no, no, it's it's okay, it's okay. So then
she jumps in the shower and about five minutes later,
there's a knock at the door and I opened up
(43:41):
and it's her mom.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
What my mother is standing at your door.
Speaker 9 (43:48):
Yeah, apparently she was her ride.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I cannot imagine calling after a night like that.
Speaker 9 (43:57):
Yeah, she wasn't happy.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Unhappy?
Speaker 9 (44:01):
Yeah, she was not happy.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh wait, what did she say?
Speaker 9 (44:06):
She started grilling me, like, did you have fun last night?
She said, how many partners have you been with?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh? No, it was really really awkward.
Speaker 10 (44:15):
Yeah, I would have been calling people back.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
So wait, did Jackie ever come and interfere or know
that this was happening.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
It took her a while to get out of a
shower and get her stuff on everything. So in my mind,
before that whole awkward situation with her mom, I was
probably gonna hang out with her again. But meet her
mom on the first day like that where she's grilling me.
Speaker 10 (44:40):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
It's the morning after, like, her mom will always think
of you as that guy.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
But it could be a funny story if you were
able to spin it the right way.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, why would Jackie call her mother?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's a good question. Broken. Actually we should find out
because I have to tell you, Miguel that Jackie is
on the other line right now listening to this phone call.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Yeah, it's her mom on the line too.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I don't know Jackie talk to Miguel here geez him
a girl.
Speaker 9 (45:15):
I'm so sorry you read all that.
Speaker 16 (45:17):
I I'm just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
It's it's weird because like I was waiting for you
to like call me back, you know, just like text,
text me back or something.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Well, Jack, did you yet?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Stuff like why didn't you take up his offer on
getting an uber instead of calling your mom?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Okay, well I get that because you're in your you
look like the morning after it's tough an uber with
your mom just.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Saying, but what if the uber driver's cute? Yeah? I
get where was coming from?
Speaker 8 (45:44):
What you have?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
All your friends you went out with?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Like my mom she was like nearby, she was leaving church,
and it's like, oh, I send money on an uber.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
She came from church to pick her daughter up after
a one night stamp.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
She yeah, she's not.
Speaker 7 (46:00):
She's upset.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Wow. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
She was so upset she had to have lectured you
in the.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Car something to you.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
My mom usually picks me up from my one night fans.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Oh, oh, she's used to this.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
That mom knows the rundown.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Okay, it's another Sunday.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
You know what to do after?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
This is probably why they're all one night and not more.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, it's a good point.
Speaker 16 (46:26):
And she doesn't need everybody. I just happened to be
in the shower. I didn't know she was gonna grill you.
Mc gall I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
I had no idea she was going to do that.
Speaker 16 (46:37):
I mean, my mom is my best friend. She's my
favorite person in the whole world. And I brilliant see
anything wrong as you're coming to pick me up after church.
I mean she was in the area. I didn't want
to have to send money on Uber. I didn't want
to inconvenience to anybody.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I mean, Miguel, what do you think I get it?
Speaker 9 (46:55):
Like, I'm super close with my mom too, and I've
had my mom picked me up from some releastick situations.
But I wasn't under eighteen at the time, and you know,
I'm an adult.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
It's been a while.
Speaker 9 (47:07):
It was just really off putting for you to feel
like your mom doesn't like me already, you know, like
that was you she was.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Asking about like the other day, Like wait, she was
asking about Miguel.
Speaker 16 (47:18):
Yeah, she was asking, like have you heard from him?
And he seemed like a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Sometimes Mom's coming really really hot when they just want
to like make sure that he's a good guy. They're
not actually angry.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
And you already ripped the band aid off with her,
like there's no way you could get lower, and she knows.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Where you live for the next time.
Speaker 16 (47:36):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean she did say that she
would pick me up if it ever did happen again.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
Okay, man, this is so.
Speaker 9 (47:44):
Weird, Like I've never dealt with anything like this before.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well, we'd like to let you deal with it one
more time and send you on another date with Jackie,
and we'd pay for it.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I bet Jackie could even promise that her mom won't
come or pick her up or or maybe have any
any interaction with you.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
No, she'll have her grandma coming.
Speaker 16 (48:03):
Get I mean, Miguel, I thought that we had like
a really great time.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I think it's gonna be better, like mom doesn't have
to come. But I also just want to say, like,
isn't my mom really hot? Like that's how I'm gonna
look in like the next twenty years, Like she looks amazing.
Speaker 16 (48:21):
So if if you pick me, if you pick me, Miguel,
like and then he hot for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Is not a lot of people come on the show
and try to sell themselves by saying how hot their
mom is.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
But I should try this.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, but it's up to you, Miguel. We're running out
of time here, so we need an answer.
Speaker 9 (48:40):
Honestly, that was the weirdest pitch I ever heard. But Jackie,
I'm down for it.
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Those good yes.
Speaker 16 (48:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You know the first person she's calling after this is
her mom?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Oh YEAHOK, Jeffrey in the morning. Before I say anything
about this, I just want to say make sure if
you miss any of our second date updates, you go
to our YouTube page at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
We put them up every week along with our awkward
Tuesday calls. And man, maybe this should have been an
awkward Tuesday phone call having your mom come from church
to pick you up after your one night stand.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
And then lecture the one night stand. Oh yeah, like
that was the part that how did she go from
like lecturing him to I like him? Where is Miguel?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Mom came in with the tough love after every one
night stand.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
That was going to be one mother in law to
handle for somebody's Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Man, why didn't we ask though we should have specifically
asked who picked her up after the date.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Because who would have been a million years thought it
would be her mother.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Well, whose job is it to ask that question, alexis
we need to put you on this Okay from now on? Okay,
anytime we do a second date, you are asking the
driver's name, a physical description, license plate number, and relationship status.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's not going to give you like flagged or anything.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, it's just gonna help us. This is a good
learning moment so that we can help our listeners. Email
the show and we will call the person who's not
calling you back and grill them like her mom did.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Yep, that's it, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh man, my carefree lifestyle finally came back to bite me.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Your care free life.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
All the years I've spent doing karaoke and random dive bars,
singing parody songs in this dirty studio with no protection,
just mouth in the air, throat fully exposed, and what
happens I don't know. My doctor came back and just
told me I contracted song aria.
Speaker 12 (50:39):
Sella.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Songs just come out of you like liquid.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Now it burns when I sing, and my vocal chords
are giving off musical discharge. It is not pretty, trust me. Plus,
now I gotta call everybody of karaoke with in the
past years to let them know that they could have
song aria too.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
That's a responsible thing, but hey, it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I made bad choices. So even though it's definitely gonna burn,
gotta power through one more brand new song of the
week with my microphone covered for protection.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Everyone else put headphones on.
Speaker 6 (51:18):
I cover in mind too.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
It's coming up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning and it's time for my song of
the week. And you know what it is. It's prom season.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
You're not getting like tons of invites people just me.
Then it's that magical time though, when teens rent limos
that they can't really afford, wear shoes that they can't
really walk in, and slow dance to the songs that
(51:56):
they were conceived.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
To think about it.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
It's a beautiful night of glitter and corsages and hairspray
filling the air as much as the hormones. But while
the spotlight tends to shine down on all the students,
I think it's important that we don't forget the unsung
heroes of prom the chaperones.
Speaker 13 (52:20):
Because they don't get a boot near they don't get
to slow dance to all the jams, but they do
get to stand near the snack table watching teens hover
six inches apart from each other for like hours and hours.
Two gloves, you're two clubs, and they have to run
around making sure that there's no funny business happening in
the bathroom or in Brooks case, the broom closet with
(52:41):
the pe coach.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
The pe coach is always the cool one.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, give brook credit there, but I think you know,
they make a big, big sacrifice, giving up a whole
night just to make sure these teens have a memory
that will last them forever. So we need to take
some time to honor all the chaperones of high school
dances all over the country, in the world.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
You're doing it, parents and educators.
Speaker 10 (53:08):
I just got a flashback of at Catholic school being
yelled leave room for.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
The Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, that's the classic line. So we're gonna recognize all
that the chaperones do. And instead of singing Ed Sheeran's
big hit You Look Perfect, it's Young Jeffrey's students twerking.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Okay, are we still going to slow.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Down so you can try. I'm gonna whatever you do,
do it out of my eyesight. We're gonna. I'm gonna
point when we're ready. Points. You got stuck with prong.
Speaker 12 (53:45):
Dooty preventing hormonal kids from grabbing booty.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
Ball gowns on girls look so puohoran sweet.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
But after three.
Speaker 12 (54:05):
Songs, they're out there dancing like Cardi B Boy, showing
up with their talks on round a seal.
Speaker 7 (54:16):
Of calmberbunce vibing from.
Speaker 12 (54:20):
Their first limo ride. Meanwhile, the shaba rounds driving.
Speaker 15 (54:31):
Their knees song roads they sacrifice save fried a knight.
Speaker 7 (54:41):
Soupbvis.
Speaker 17 (54:45):
Faceiscird and hard like Schooyard royal guards.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Usually teaching art now confiscating all your glitter bumps.
Speaker 12 (55:00):
You break the code of dress showing your armer legs.
Speaker 7 (55:05):
You can not where this.
Speaker 12 (55:09):
They'll call your pains from night.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Okay, either that's your dress or your napkin blueing from
all of Garland, which is.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
He found his calling.
Speaker 12 (55:23):
Patrolling around the punch bowl to make sure your teens
have fun and are safe till they get hold.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Don't try to bluff, They'll.
Speaker 12 (55:39):
See through all your smiles and sequins to smell your breath,
hinsel the.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
Liquor daddy cologne.
Speaker 17 (55:49):
Look at these kids like they're in dark clove singing
day night like us.
Speaker 12 (55:58):
There's drama, is no badthroom.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Hey, honey, it's not bad bad.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
I've seen way.
Speaker 7 (56:10):
Worse spray dance.
Speaker 12 (56:13):
I'm sure your tea dark dance looked fine.
Speaker 11 (56:20):
Day fine larking in the dark.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Keep them three hold.
Speaker 17 (56:28):
Feet apart when a stampling yard taking young hands off
the donker donks. Nothing wrong with the romance.
Speaker 7 (56:41):
But if the pdsing tents steal ni sit no tongue.
Speaker 12 (56:50):
Limpings tonight, whoo, Liam.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Come on, that's not a dance move, that's a dental procedure.
No break it up.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
This is the school.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
Event, not a Nickela spark deleted scene day speak.
Speaker 11 (57:07):
Loud in twos of Mike or phone and announced to
everyone the new.
Speaker 7 (57:16):
King and Queen a prom.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
Also, they're towing someone's car.
Speaker 15 (57:23):
But the Shabons, you see, they know what it's like
to be a teen who's nerves with high school urges.
Speaker 12 (57:37):
This prom night, Serkus got students twirk in a lot.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Happy prom season.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
That was so good job. Oh man, I feel like
people should post their prom pictures and tagging.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
Oh I think the chaperone should post tiktoks of roll.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
I don't see enough of that.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Not in the raunchy dances. But they can do their
own stuffy and text In seventy eight five nine too,
you could tell us what you thought about the song
of the week. We're gonna post this video up on
all of our socials online at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
I know it's hard for you. You don't find a
dance to get it.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
That's your song in the week.
Speaker 8 (58:23):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
We got a new player named Joey on the phone
with us today and it's interesting because it says Joey
works in inflatable deliveries. And if that is what I
think it is, then Joe, you and I have probably
met before and I probably invited you to join in
(58:54):
on the party. So what type of inflatables exactly do
you deliver?
Speaker 9 (58:59):
Just slides, combos, slides in combo.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Gosh, I didn't know it was that type of party,
like like slipping slides.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, My parties definitely do get slippery, So
that is.
Speaker 4 (59:15):
He means like bouncy house kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
You got to make sure that you tie those things down.
There's been so many viral terrible videos that been flying
away with children inside.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh okay, you double check.
Speaker 9 (59:27):
I beg it's one. It's twenty eight foot tall and
it's about eighty foot long.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Okay, that's not what I was thinking. But I'm definitely
gonna hold on to your number because I'm sure I
can incorporate like those measurements. Oh yeah, okay, that sounded
just the right size for me. So Joey, we're gonna
get to the game.
Speaker 13 (59:45):
Here.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Have Brooke leave the studio. But you know how it works,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say past But you
have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Oh yeah, okay, here we go. Your
time starts now. What iconic bird was removed from the
US Endangered Species list in two thousand and seven thanks
to recovery efforts. What Reality TV singing competition features a
(01:00:11):
golden buzzer sing I'm start. The two ingredients that make
up pasta are water and what? But what us state
has the most active volcanoes, Hawaii or Alaska Hawaii. In
nineteen seventy seven, what company developed the first ever home
(01:00:32):
video game console?
Speaker 16 (01:00:34):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
Nicindo?
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Right right, Joe, well done? Answers are Ambrook's going to
come back into the studio here, And since you're a
new player, I like learning stuff about our new people
that we get on the show. And Joey apparently is
really into fishing. Joey explain to us in detail the
biggest fish that you ever caught and what lure specifically
(01:01:01):
you used to land that stuck take.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
A while, unless you fly fish.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Then it was a red fish cut bake. What's cut bait?
Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
I take a fish catch and cut it into pieces.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I'm just curious, after you caught red fish, did you
catch bluefish?
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Fish?
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
That's true?
Speaker 9 (01:01:24):
No wish that rhyme?
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
So it worked?
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Green eggs and am yeah. And I'm assuming whenever you
catch a fish you always shout out the traditional woo dog.
I knew your man after my heart, Joe, So, uh,
you sit tight. It's gonna be Brook's turn here. Brook
you ready, I'm ready. I don't care your time starts now.
What iconic bird was removed from the US Endangered Species
(01:01:52):
list in two thousand and seven thanks to recovery efforts.
What Reality TV singing competition features a golden.
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Buzzer ooh uh oh shoot the voice.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
The two ingredients that make up pasta are water and
what flower? Which US state has the most active volcanoes?
Hawaii or Alaska?
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Alaska.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
In nineteen seventy seven, What Company developed the first ever
home video game console.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh, Nintendo, all right, we're gonna help.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Sorry, We'll find out who's right and who's wrong when
we go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
He lay now in directly wives in front of the
rugly children and just look at their loser lives. And
then they'll come in and they say I can't process it.
Speaker 17 (01:02:35):
Well, no, and you never will stop trying to sit
back and enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Charlie Sheen Man, that's shigar blood.
Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Joey, you got zero today?
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Oh man, Hey, that fish got away the time?
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, you're you weren't using to cut bade today? You
win with three.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I'm sorry, Joe a little bit of a rough go
on your first try there. But let's go over the
answers for everybody. The iconic bird removed from the endangered
species list in two thousand and seven was the bald eagle.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Okay, now my family can finally eat them for dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Oh yeah, gotcha. And this question I think was a
little bit misleading. What was what reality TV singing competition
features a golden buzzer. It's America's got talent. So it's
not just singing, it's all talents. Yeah, so I apologize
for that. I'm going to take negative one points.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Thank you, Jeffrey, you lose.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I'm the biggest of all the losers. The two ingredients
that make up pasta are water and flour. The most
active volcanoes lie in the state of Alaska. Actually, with
one hundred and forty one.
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Hawaii is made up of fifteen volcanoes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
That's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
And the company who developed the first ever home video
game console was Atari. It was in the seventies, So Joey,
I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today.
But the good news is just for playing, We're giving
you a pair of tickets to see Ludacris at the
Tulela Casino. He's there Thursday, July tenth. If you want
to see him. Tickets are on sale now. We do
(01:04:12):
come back and play again soon, Joey, We're going to
be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday
Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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