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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You know it's going to be a big weekend of
green beer and oh yeah, I don't know. I haven't
gone out for Saint Patrick's stance so long.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
What are we doing? Are we still?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are we still in a tent in a parking lot
outside of an Irish bar?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Is that still what's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, we're usually inside the bar. I know you are.
Maybe you weren't allowed. Any people are allowed. It was
like a big ten.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was like a wasn't like the homeless persona.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
The actual Irish bars.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, someone has got my back on the big event
tent outside of Irish bars right.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Now, like she's right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well to get you in the mood.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Of course, we've got Jeffrey's brand new parody song today.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm just saying it definitely has a green theme.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, you can play it, that's right, And hey, thank
you so much for commenting. I know the first shipment
of merch for a cos went out, so a lot
of people are getting their second date update gear. Yeah,
please tag us on social media. We want to see it.
It's at Brook and Jeffrey. We don't want to tell
you how cute you are.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, yeah, good at that. All right, we're in the mood.
It's Friday. Let's get this full show started.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
The information that I'm about to say could change the
lives of my co host Brooke and Alexis forever Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. And you may have already
seen this because it came across on TikTok. But if
you don't know about it, you need to. It's a
Costco hack that people are freaking out over.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
A Costco give it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Almost all of America didn't know that this existed either.
So you know those like big boxes of assorted like
Costco cookies, yeah where Yeah, you give the kids the
oatmeal raisin ones, give their significant other the macadamias, and then.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
You hoard all the chocolate chips for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's really the only ones that anybody wants, right.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
But one Costco member just figured out that you can
call the bakery ahead of time and ask for them
to be frozen with You can easily just heat up
in the microwave, and if you do that, you can
get an extra large box of one hundred and twenty
cookies for just thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Why is the Costco Bakery so magical, you know, like
it's a place where you just drop the name off
and then suddenly you have a cake with your name on.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I think the keebler elves actually work in.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
The Costco Bakery.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
So with those one hundred and twenty cookies like those
could possibly last you the entire year if you want.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's funny cookt or media a.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Solid week in Brooks House, yes, or you know they'd
be great for parties. Is unclear if you can request
just one type of cookie for the whole pack, like
if you only want a chocolate chip?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Are you saying that you're volunteering me? Is tribute to
try out? Sure, have different accombinations.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
We can get one hundred percent report back to us.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, you mean one hundred and undred twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And they don't put these giant boxes out on the floor.
This is something that you have to call in order,
so it's like a secret.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Imagine the chaos that would ensue as you walk out
with your cookies. Everyone is going to be asking you
where did you get him? How did you get them?
You're going to be like a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's not only chaos It's just like scores of applause.
As you might check out. Everybody is cheering for you,
so you are welcome for the hot tip. This is
the type of news that the listeners want from us.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Improves lives.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, really this and the sweet sound of throats getting
zapped in the shock collar question of the day.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
We're gonna send it over to Digital Jake for it.
Give it to us Jake.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
At first glance, you wouldn't think this room would be
full of hardened criminals, but according to the Highway Patrol,
that's exactly what we have.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
They count.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
They count that Brooke is wanted in four counties for
using emergency vehicle lanes as her personal VIP Expressway.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
It's just a bust lane, an emergency bus lane.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Alexis has accidentally admitted to car insurance frauds seven times
this year alone. Nobody listens, and Jeffrey's driver's license hasn't
been renewed since the Bush administration the first one. But
your lives of reckless roadway crimes might come in handy
today as you tackle the top twenty excuses people use

(04:24):
to get out of a speeding ticket. In another round
of plenty of twenty. Let's start today with the guy
who looks like the dollar store version of NASCAR's Chase Elliott.
That's young Jeffrey. Jeffrey Top twenty excuses people used to
get out of a speeding ticket.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I guess if I'm gonna steal a tip from the
movie Tommy Boy, you have to get out of your
car screaming in.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Order to pull it off. But you say there's bees
in the car.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Bee bees in the car. Yeah, you saw bugs or
spiders in the car and you're driving fast to get
away from it. That it's number twelve on the list.
All right, Jeffrey's off the board. Alexis, it's your turn.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
I actually got my first speeding ticket ever because I
had a piece so bad.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, and I told him that he didn't care. So anyways,
I'm gonna go. Do you have to go to the bathroom, Jane.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
I have to go to the bathroom number five on
my list. We're two for two. It's Jose's turn, okay.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
Can I just say emergency?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Okay? Then there's an.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Emergency medical emergency number two on the list. Brook.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I hate this list, you like, because I have never
gotten out of a speeding ticket. The first speeding ticket
I got, I was sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
The night before I was literally at the hospital with
my friend because she had a brain tumor.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh true story, likely story, true story.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I told the cop that and I said I'm so
sorry I was late for school, and he did not care.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Balling crime still gave me a ticket.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Wow, it's probably all the open bottles of beer in
the car.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
They believe you at sixteen. I think I'm just gonna
say I'm late for work.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Late for work number four on the list. Yeah, there
are other late fours on here. Let's go back to
Jeffrey at the top of the list.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
The last time I got pulled over, I was bringing
a Philly cheese steak home and I told the officer
I didn't want it to get cold and mushy by
the time I got back to ate it, so.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
I had to go a little quicker.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
It's time sensitive.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah, it didn't work, but I think it's a valid.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Excuse bringing home hot food. You don't want it to
get cold.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
When I was sixteen.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
On the list, alexis is your turn.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't know if it's on there, but I think
this should count.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Is a legit excuse when you sneeze while you're driving.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You know, I feel like you swear like things happened
when you sneeze, and I think you should be able
to get a ticket to sneeze and sped and tail game,
because anything could happen in that second. Your wow, I'm
going sneezing.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Let me be clear, you're going with just prolonged sneezing
enough to speed and then for them to pull.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You, like three times in a row.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
It was a harrowing half of a second.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Jake, don't downplay.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's like an allergy attack.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Sneeze attack not on the list. I'm sorry to try that.
Let me know if that works. I put that on
the list for next time. Jose, it's back to you.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I think to play it safe.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I mean you said there were more late excuses, So
what if it's I'm late. I'm late for a very
important date, a date.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Late for a date number seventeen on the list I'm
holding on to do you know who?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I am just.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Below hot food?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right? When I was in college in Montana, there
was no.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Speed of it, believe it or not, even and I
would say that a part of the reason is because
I was listening to really fast music.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Jake, Oh, listening to super fast music did not make
our list. That totally makes you speed Dom Brooken, Alexis
are so far, We're down to Jose and Jeffrey. Jeffrey's
back to you. The number one answer is still on
the board. Number one, number one, three, six, and seven
on the board.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, you probably should, like if you're getting caught speeding,
you need to tell the officer. My dad doesn't think
that I'm manly enough, so I had the speed to
prove to him my masculinity.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Why do I feel like that would actually work?

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, yeah, they get it.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
They understand you need to impress your trying to win
your father's love.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Did not make the list. I'm sorry, jeff That means
Jose is the winner. Let me go over the let's
see what you guys. Miss number one.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Didn't see the speed limit.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
That's not it. Ah didn't know I was speeding, just
general ignorance. Number three everyone else was going the same speed.
The number six, I'm lost and not familiar with the roads.
I sped up trying to avoid an accident. Late for
an interview, late to pick up or drop off my kid.
Jose didn't see the sign was number ten. Okay, dominter broken,

(09:01):
Late for court, late for the doctor, late to meet friends.
I'm very upset heading to a funeral. Oh yeah, you
missed my turner exit number twenty. I saw there were
aliens on the news. I was listening to orson Wells
and I had to get out of town. That was
plenty of twenty.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Alright, Jose is the king of police excuses, so he's
gonna choose to get shocked, and they're gonna be saying
firework by Katie Perry.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Who is it, Jose, I'm gonna pick Alexis.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Go ahead, Alexis, because Baybe, you're a fee you work
them your work.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
That's a shot. Got the question of the day.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
We don't really talk about dating very much on this show,
jeff It's like Brooke and Jeffrey show. Okay, fine, maybe
sometimes we do percent of the time. But in the
last year we've talked a lot about how as really
affected people's jobs and their careers. But now AI is
merging into our dating lives.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh how so?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
And it's crazy because there's a report out this morning
that says two of the biggest dating platforms, Tinder and Hinge,
are incorporating AI into their apps.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Now what AI like?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
How though, Like, are they going to try to get
you better matches or no?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
No, not in a fun way?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
You stay on the appy.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
What does it mean for you, the single person listening?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, instead of having to come up with your own
clever dating bios, the AI will write one entirely for you,
with hopefully less spelling airs than you would do.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You're not even choosing anyone. I mean, I know that, like,
no one was.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Ever really choosing people based on their bio, but at
least we had like the false hope that people were
looking at personality.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, nobody wants that, Okay, okay, And for guys who
are a little bit shy jose, good news. You don't
have to flirt by yourself anymore AI for you. Now
you have an official AI wingman who will flirt for
you by writing your saucy messages that you can send
and take credit for all the.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Saucy messagers, the best one.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Sauv last, but not least, the lady remember, can enable
her AI to flirt back with your AI, because I mean,
she doesn't have time for that, and neither do you.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I guess let's just let the robots fall in love
and stay out of it. Just back away.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
I wake up and mess looks like our bots were
really getting into it.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
So let your robots mingle so that you two can
eventually meet up, maybe two years down the road, as
your robots have a passionate, steamy online relationship using your account,
and then you.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Find out you have nothing in common with this person.
It's just the bods love each other.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh man, I love the future. That's what's coming up
in less than a year, our major dating sites all
over the country.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Laser Shor is coming up right after this. It's the radio.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Segment that got record low attendance at his Fight Diabetes fundraiser.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Oh maybe doing.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
It as a cake eating contest the best idea.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, I would show up.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else, except we've
got a laser and those other insulin in cels just don't.
This first laser story is out of the Sunshine State, Florida,
which has been absolutely dominating laser stories lately the last
two months. Thank you for your sacrifice, Florida, because this

(12:38):
thirty six year old man named Harland Garver.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Beans great Missieonans.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Garver dash Beans hyphenatis all right, leaves in the Florida Panhandle,
and recently he had to call the cops and ask
him to remove a guest who'd been staying with him stay.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Too long and his mother in law because I.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Get that this turns out to be somebody that he
met recently and invited over. I'll get to it in
a second. Cops showed up and the guests agreed to
go and was walking off the property. So that could
have been the end of it right there. Yeah, But
then he texted Harlan and said he forgot something, his
bag of drugs on the night stand.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
There.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Why couldn't you just put like toothbrushing quotes or so.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Harlan showed that to the officers, who searched the room
and found a big bag of white powder. The unidentified
man was waiting down by the end of the road
for Harlan to bring him his stuff, but instead cops
rolled up and arrested him, and you know, he was like.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Oh the cops drink you guys, You guys have.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Bah it's his drugs, not mine.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
He's facing charges for possession of cocaine. As for Harland
Garver beans, he told police that from now on he
is not bringing anyone back to his place after a
night of binge drinking, no matter what.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, especially when they come with their bag of drugs.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, this story is out of the good old days.
Visit back then Jeff McDonald's playplaces. Remember those They used
to be crammed with colorful structures, slides, ball pits, and
an unimaginable amount of germs.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I will tell you the last time I was at
one with my kids, there was a child who.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Literally vomited on the ground and then got back in
and started playing.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
And that was the end for me. I couldn't do
him ever again.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
And that was one of the clean play places.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
It was unreal.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
But now a lot of them are increasingly hard to find,
and there's a bunch that are just being torn down
altogether and going away.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Well because of said story.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, McDonald's hasn't directly addressed the issue, but the reasons
are kind of obvious. They they can't be made one
hundred percent safe and clean. Yeah, and in today's lawsuit
happy world all the risks just outweigh the benefits.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
There's a ton of a ton of square footage.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
But maybe that's why. An image of a new McDonald's
playplace in Tennessee has been going viral because it's a
room with just two sad chairs in the corner in
front of two gaming tablets stuck to the wall.

Speaker 11 (15:17):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
A lot of kids might just be perfectly fine with that,
but nostalgic parents are struggling to cope. Comments on the
post include this is so depressing, that's pathetic. This completely
ruined my day and that is the saddest example of
modern society.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
I have ever seen.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
This picture on our Insta stories because I feel like
you really have to see it.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I mean, it is just in the back of a
dark corner.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
They could have at least drawn the four square lines.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
They can they give you our headsets and go in
the playplace.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
In virtual reality, you know, jump.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
The ball, but then you could suffer a virtual injury
and you don't want to do.

Speaker 7 (15:59):
This.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Next laser story is out of Brazil. Sure this will
be more uplifting. The world's biggest climate summit is about
to take place in the city of Bellum and they're
predicting fifty thousand people to arrive for itv jets. In
order to get ready for the Climate Summit, the state
government decided to build a four lane highway right through

(16:20):
the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Here's some photos of
it starting to be underneath construction.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
They're clearing out the forest.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's actually in the middle of the forest and it's huge.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, because what says save the planet like a giant
highway right through the most important forest in.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
The world for climate Summit.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yeah, as you would expect.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Locals and conservationists are outraged at the environmental impact and
the sheer irony of it. Yeah, audacity, But advocates say,
at least it benefits the people who live in the area,
making it easier for them to access essential usus O. Wait,
double checking, Nope, Sorry, the highway will have walls up

(17:05):
on either side and be completely inaccessible to locals.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Should have looked at.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Just for rich people to go to the climate summit
and pretend they care about They're.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Going to carpool and hummer limos from there and back,
so let's give them a.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Little bit of credit.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Scientists are also worried that it might fragment the egosystem
and disrupt the movement of wildlife.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Yeah, might will will, Okay, But.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Have they seen the benefits of the McDonald's playplace yet?

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Maybe the stationary is a good thing.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
After all the controversy surrounding it, the Brazilian president told
everybody to calm down, stay positive and focus on the
Climate summit and all of the good it's gonna do. Look,
thereders say, this next laser story is out of AI headquarters.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't know if I want to go. Maybe it's better.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Can they make AI ran forris?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
A study from Yale University noticed something very interesting in
a recent artificial intelligence study. They found humans are being
so mean to chat gpt that it's giving the AI
chatbots anxiety.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I said thank you the other day and it is
like you're welcome, and I'm like, hey, I can't.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Have feelings, Jeff, it's a robot.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well, for example, if the conversation was not nice, the
chatbot would become anxious and moody back towards the users.
In fact, researchers also found it would be more likely
to give responses that reflect racist or sexist biases as well,
by the way. I don't take orders from no women,
so I just.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Spits it back at you, like whatever you're using.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So I need to cancel AI all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
So scientists began using mindfulness techniques to soothe the robots
by giving it instruction to do breathing exercises.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Can't breathe, it's a chatbot.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
It has an air intake, vent a fan.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
This is the type of attitude we're talking to.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Exact robots are people too, and well, after some of
these prompt injections, the AI actually calmed down and would
respond more.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Objectively to the users.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
It work.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Therapy works on robots, yay.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
So can you imagine studying your whole life to become
a therapist only to only robots.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
They're anxious robots, but yeah, they need the help.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
The study says that in the future, chat GPT could
be updated to automatically receive mindfulness prompt injections.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Or just anxiety medication, just.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
To make sure that it doesn't freak out and start
attacking the users verbally and possibly physically.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Pharmaceutical companies come up with isole aft or something.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
To make a bunch of money.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I think it's all very reassuring. Just like this sound,
it means all is right with the wor old. Now
that you've heard it, you are going to have a
great morning and know that Lasers is done for the day.
We're going to do it again, same time on.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Recently we did a Laser story where a kid called
nine to one one because his parents wouldn't buy him donuts.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
And what happened.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
The cops showed up to his house and brought him
a dozen Crispy Kreams and patted him on the head.
Other country would ever do that, And I'll tell you
one that wouldn't is Japan because there's a brand new
service there to help parents make sure their children stay

(20:43):
in line and don't act out. Now, it's a little
controversial here. I don't know if my co hosts are
going to approve of it, but it is making the news,
so we're going to talk about it coming up right
after this. We're living in the age of jen until
parenting awesome.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
And Jeffrey in the Morning, you wish we were when
I was growing up.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, Now you can never raise your voice at or
correct your child for bad behavior because that could destroy
their confidence and their self esteem.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
He tells, no lies.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I made a girl cry at a softball practice this
week because ten year old was doing.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It wrong and I tried to correct her.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Only one girl this time. That's a big improvement for you, brother.
The thing is, you need to be gentle and reassuring
with your child and say, honey, I love that you're
passionate about getting more Dino gummies, but maybe we don't
need to hold the babysitter at knife point and came
such a brave, hungry little man. I love you.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, that's what you need.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Well, in Japan they figured out a different, more direct
method for disciplining.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Children, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
They say it's a very very effective and just a
teeny bit controversial.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
It's called only cut a denway, which means phone call
from a demon, And.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
It's not a joke.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
It's an actual service where parents can literally have someone
who looks like a devil call your phone and scold
your child for you.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
That is fighting.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And the woman is like, she has red horns, red
face and fangs.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
That is a professional makeup job.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
She is very hot, it is true brook very nice
white teeth, but red flag.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
We'll post that photo upon her instant stories.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
You could see now it won't be a personalized message
to your kids specifically. These are kind of general, but
a three year old won't know the difference.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
That It's not like.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I'm so dumb toddlers.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Basically, you could choose from five different discipline options. Kids
who aren't listening to their parents, kids who won't go
to bed, kids who don't eat the food, kids who
fight with their siblings, and kids who don't keep their promises. Well,
I mean these are different options for like the different
disciplines that you need from them. Brooke, would you do

(23:12):
this for your kids or just for the orphans in
your overseas factory?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, I'm curious if it's just in Japanese or if
we have an English translation.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
The company is aware that some parents, the softies out there,
might feel like it's wrong to scare children into behaving
them same.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Alexis brought up a good point. I don't know how
the kids are going.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
To go to sleep after some When my little brother,
my mom used to pretending it calls from bad Boy camp,
and I just feel like this would have gone a
lot for the camp.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Your mom actually started.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
This bad boy camp sounds like a place Alexis would want.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
To visit today.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's actually the perfect transition because parents have been coming
up with creative methods to handle naughty children since forever,
which is why a new survey asked people for the
wildest punishments their folks did when they were rowing up.
Beat's just give us the first story. Let's hear from
some of the other people who said this. One wrote,

(24:08):
whenever I got in trouble, I was forced to smell
dog breath. My parents would say, quote, if we have
to deal with the filth from your mouth, then you
have to deal with the filth from its mouth. And
I used to beg my parents to give me anything.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
But that that's what we want soap.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, my mom would open mouth kiss our dog, and
that was punishment enough for me to watch that happen.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't think I want to have more questions on
that story. I think we're gonna let one live.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
The way it is.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Let's move on. Another person wrote, if I ever cursed,
my mom would make me go into the bathroom and
say every swear word I knew while looking in the
mirror so I could see how ugly, I looked while cursing.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
Sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I think I'm like, oh, you're kind of sexy.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Just being there for hours, swearing and laughing like, no,
you have off. Looking at a survey that asked people
for the unique punishments their parents would give them whenever
they misbehaved as a kid, one person said, my room
had a full size color TV with cable, DVDs, video games,
all my stuff, and if I got in trouble, my

(25:17):
parents would send me up to their room, which had
a tiny black and white TV with an antenna, and
it only got one channel, not Antiques Road Show.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Please, I can't see another black or white program.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
That's savage, though.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I think as a kid in the in the modern age,
that would be pretty bruial, Like that was you.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I bet you had all that stuff in your bedroom
TV sound system.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
No I didn't have any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh you didn't.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
But when I was bad in high school, my parents
would give me my allowance in five dollar bills instead
of hundreds. And it was so embarrassing to walk into
my private school and see everybody saw, oh my god,
Jeff has single dollar denominations. What a loser?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Just throwing their money around.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Didn't know that that was the thing how we rolled
in private school. Another one said my stepfather forced me
to eat biscuits and gravy whenever I got in troubles.
Come on, they said, I absolutely hated that food.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
And yeah, are you like Alexis it was too spicy?

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Yeah, well I started liking that a year ago.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
For god, they can get a little bit like chalky
after you've had too much of it.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I mean, after two biscuits, you don't want to do
more than two.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Pretty full.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Well, maybe maybe that was the thing with this person,
or maybe.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
They just lied, like I would be like, oh, I
really hate chocolate, make.

Speaker 10 (26:48):
Me eat it.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Ice cream is disgusting.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
And finally, one says, when I got in trouble in
high school, my dad would hand me five dice. I
would roll them one at a time, and whatever number
came up, I have to alternate that many push ups
and sit ups, counting down.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Until I got to zero.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
My father was a drill sergeant in the army.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Say sounds like he's a military dad, but his son's
probably a hotty.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
He asked you out like I'd like to take you
on to take place.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Take it this is what happened at the bad Boy
boot Camp.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
What happens?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
No wonder.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
My moms their number.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Those were the unique punishments that people used to get
from their parents when they were growing up.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Your phone taps coming up right.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, it's.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Time for your phone tap. And today we call a
guy who was set up by his co workers. He's
been at the same desk job for almost a decade now,
so he knows everything.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
He's pretty quick with his work.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
The one thing that's missing, though, it's fun, doesn't have.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
A whole lot of fun anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
That way, we're gonna help them.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Well, we were actually ready to do this call last
but his buddy told us no, no, no, no, we
gotta wait till Monday because he's always extra grouchy at
the start of the work week. That's when we catch
him in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh.

Speaker 11 (28:21):
This is him.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Hi Josh. My name is Wilma Fingerdoo. I don't think
we've ever met. I'm one of the HR managers for corporate.
How are you?

Speaker 11 (28:32):
I'm good?

Speaker 13 (28:32):
How can I help you?

Speaker 10 (28:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, it doesn't sound too great, but Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
The reason I'm calling is to give you a heads
up that your paycheck will be a little bit smaller
than normal from now on.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Wait excuse me, Oh.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Goodness, you must have not got the email. Yep. It's
just the business is going in a different direction.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
And different direction.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's management's decision.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
What does that mean? Am I being let go?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
No, of course not. We value your work tremendously.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
But I've worked here for almost ten years. Every one
of my reviews is positive.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I'm so sorry. It's a choice that management had to make.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
So how much smaller are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Your checks will be about fifty percent less than normal.

Speaker 11 (29:21):
That's that's a tremendous cut. That's that's that's that's half.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's the fifty is half. Not super quick with math, there,
are you?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, it's happening to everyone, to everyone.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Yeah, is to you?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well, no HR gets paid differently.

Speaker 11 (29:39):
Oh okay, I see what's going on. Screw the little guy.
I've given my life to this company, and just because
I'm not management, you think you can push me around.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I gotta say I'm a little surprised. I had no
idea you would become so angry about this. One small
change for me and my family.

Speaker 11 (29:58):
This is not a small change. This is a huge,
freaking change.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
We realized that it wasn't going to make everyone happy.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
But yeah, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Management really thought that we have resilient workers who can
get through anything.

Speaker 11 (30:13):
Well, I'm just being honest. Then I'm going to look
for another job. I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
All because of the size of your check.

Speaker 11 (30:22):
Yes, because of the size of my check.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Idiots. Oh, name calling?

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Wow, you heard me?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I did, I did, sir.

Speaker 11 (30:31):
I cannot do this to me.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's just that when we went to the company that
prints our checks and just told them to make them smaller. Wait,
I had no idea there would be such a backlash.

Speaker 11 (30:41):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I understand you're unhappy.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I've just emailed your direct supervisor to tell.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Them you'll be looking for different employment.

Speaker 11 (30:50):
So no, no, wait, no, no, no, do not email anybody.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I also outlined in the email that you did have
a hostile tone with me.

Speaker 11 (30:58):
No, I said you were talking about something else.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I just added, if you do decide to stay, that
should be brought up in your next review.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
I thought you were talking about cutting my paycheck in half.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Well, you kind of hurt my feelings, No, your feelings. Yeah,
you called me an idiot.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
I'm sorry, man, You're not an idiot.

Speaker 13 (31:17):
I just didn't understand that word.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Again. You know that's on you, not really on me.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I told you that we were reducing the size of
your check, so I it was just a misunderstanding.

Speaker 11 (31:26):
It's on me. I love working here. I want to
keep my job. Please don't send any more emails.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
You thought I was saying I was reducing your actual pay.

Speaker 13 (31:35):
Yes, wow, gosh.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
You jumped to conclusions quickly. You know, Chris, your coworker,
said that might happen. Chris, Yeah, yeah, because he's the.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
One that set you up for this prank. Phone call
on the radio.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Oh my god, what.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
This is actually Brooke from the Ready I Show, Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
It's a phone tap.

Speaker 11 (31:57):
Oh my god, Oh my god, you gave me a
heart attack.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Good, it's just the size of your check. You know,
paper costs money these days.

Speaker 13 (32:11):
You were so good.

Speaker 11 (32:13):
I thought you were going to reduce my paycheck.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
God, we've gone from idiot to me being so good.
I really like the whole circle of tver here.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the Twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
We talk about this on the show a lot that
before you go out with someone, always google them first.
Oh yeah, and for some reason you don't, then definitely
google them after.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
The one guy did not do that before or after,
and he's probably feeling really stupid right now because one
of our listeners had a little secret. She didn't tell
the guy on their date, but she does reveal it
to us. You're gonna hear her juicy confession coming up

(33:07):
in a brand new second Date update right after this
Second Date up date. It's more and more popular nowadays
to go to restaurants and food spots that do shared tables.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
The community tables, you know, like the big long ones
at the end.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
The upside to that is you might meet somebody interesting
sitting at your table. The downside is you're sharing napkins,
swipe and past. That's my experience and I'm just hoping
I'm not fourth in line for the community nap.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
He's stealing other people's naps.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Okay, that's the way forward, But The only reason that
I even bring it up is because one of our
listeners says she met a guy while sitting at a
shared table. Her name is Donna Cue. Donna, did you
have to share napkins at the table like I do?

Speaker 12 (34:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I didn't share any okay, just sharing a straw pass.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
There was probably conversation, Jeff. That's probably all she shared, right, Donna.

Speaker 12 (34:12):
Yep, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Okay, this is a good start.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Well, yeah, I definitely need to know where this place
is that had your community tables, because I'm going to
the wrong spots.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
Where did you.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, yours are so unsanitary, Jeff?

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Where did you go?

Speaker 13 (34:26):
It was a food festival?

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Met like a picnic table sitting down?

Speaker 13 (34:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, yeah, a fold out table sharing too.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
And who was this guy that you met?

Speaker 13 (34:39):
Eric?

Speaker 12 (34:40):
Eric?

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Okay, you was Eric eating? That would draw you to him?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Is that how you struck up conversation?

Speaker 9 (34:46):
God, look at that guy.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I only date guys who eat euros.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Can I get that napkin when you're done?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
By the way, Jeff, where how did you meet him?

Speaker 12 (34:56):
Oh? He was actually a beer garden.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Oh okay, that's a little bit easier to meet somebody there.
How did you do it?

Speaker 12 (35:04):
Yeah, we're trying to like figure out where to sit down,
and so he had a little picnic table and it
was just kind of him and for friends.

Speaker 13 (35:11):
So it was just kind of this.

Speaker 12 (35:12):
Nice, like perfect two guys to go hanging out at
a picnic table kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Cool. Okay, So how long did you guys hang out together?

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
It was like an hour and a half maybe because
we were just kind of having a good time. Yeah,
it was super natural, Like he was really funny, really genuine,
nice guy, and I just saw myself laughing so much
because you're so goofy.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Oh that awesome.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I wouldn't call him goofy to his face, but I
could see it's a positive thing to say.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Was your girlfriend like hyping you up? I mean, could
she tell that you were into him?

Speaker 12 (35:47):
Yeah? I mean she was like making eyes at me, like.

Speaker 13 (35:49):
This guy really likes you, and she could totally tell.

Speaker 12 (35:52):
And he and I actually did agree to hang out
later like after the event.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
So what did you and Eric do when you met
up after the event.

Speaker 12 (36:01):
Well, we had already drink a lot because you're chilling
in the beer garden for a while, so we don't
want to drink anymore. We just walked around the city
and talked. We stoppably got some dessert.

Speaker 13 (36:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (36:14):
I just really liked him.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Did you or did he kiss you or anything like
romantic appen.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
No, no kissy stuff, no hand holding it or anything.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
But you felt the vibe.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, So looking back now at the whole thing, what
do you think the reason is that he might not
be calling you back? Is there?

Speaker 6 (36:31):
Do you have any idea?

Speaker 13 (36:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh, why did you pause like that?

Speaker 12 (36:38):
I don't know, I don't I don't know. I should
say it?

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Ms.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Why would you not be able to say it? Is
it about you?

Speaker 12 (36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Okay, well you know how this segment works, Like, you
should probably be honest with us now, because if we
call him and he says it and we're not prepared
for that.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
You know, you say you're not married, it could be.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Embarrassing for you. So if it's gonna come out anyway,
you might as well tell us now.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
Just close your ears when you tell us so you
don't hear it.

Speaker 12 (37:11):
It might be one of those things like maybe he
doesn't know this about me or something, And then it's
like when I'm revealing this thing, and I'm like, oh god,
what if that wasn't the thing?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I okay, wait, you don't know if he knows or not.
Would he be able to find it out on the internet? Yeah, okay,
then he knows?

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Well, I mean, well, what is it?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Can we know what it is?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
And we won't bring it up to him unless he
says it?

Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, Okay, I didn't say any of this to him,
but I don't know if you found out, Like, okay,
I don't even know if I can say this right now.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Deep breath, you can.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
It's probably Honestly, like all this stuff is usually not
as big of a deal as people think it is
in their heads.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Right, don't want my mom to be listening or something.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, God, we're big with mom, So kidding.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Suspect or what's going on?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Hey we are an innocent he'll proven guilty type of show.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Yeah, just tell us.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm not only can you're only fans?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Oh okay, okay, you know what?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I bet your mom doesn't even know what that is?

Speaker 13 (38:21):
I hope.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
So okay, Like how like if you searched your name
when it come up, you know, because he knows your
name he.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Could do more importantly, is like the content, like, is it?
Is it? Is it something?

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Just asked her to send you a link?

Speaker 7 (38:36):
If you.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Is it pretty aggressive?

Speaker 12 (38:40):
It's not extremely aggressive, but it's definitely like leaning and
derighted are okay?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Well, some guys love that and some guys don't. It's
a personality thing, and.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You're definitely gonna have to tell him whether whether he
knows now or not.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
And we really appreciate you being vulnerable and coming clean
about that to us. We will definitely get your information
during the break for Jose's sake.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
But I thought I was getting their information trial I
was nic.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
We're very thorough in our research whenever we do this thing.
But just I'm now I'm curious, how successful are you
with your only fans? Are you somebody who might be
more well known or well?

Speaker 12 (39:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm somewhat popular, like I I have a
pretty big following.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Okay, wow, well, now I guess that has me curious.
If you've got all these followers and all the success,
then why Eric.

Speaker 12 (39:34):
Eric, Yeah, it's a great question. I'm not on any
dating apps and this happened organically, which it was very
exciting to meet him. Just like face to face as strangers.
I felt like a cute little me cute you know.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, how will you handle it if it is an
issue for him?

Speaker 12 (39:52):
I don't know. I mean some guys are scared. Some
guys are like way too into it, so it's like,
is that the only reason why you like me?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I think I know which category we fell into. Sorry,
but we will not bring this up again unless Eric
says it first, because we're going to come back and
call him and ask him why wouldn't he call you
back after such a great, unique, genuine hangout we're getting.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
He may not even know about the only fans.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
It is so nice to have a listener just be
honest with us from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
How much easier this makes our job.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
It did take a lot to get it out.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Is even worse than are So we're gonna find out
when we call Eric and get you your second date
up date right after this hold on. Brooks said it earlier,
and I think we all agree. It is refreshing to
have a listener actually be honest and vulnerable with us
up front, for real.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
It makes me feel so much less stressed going into
this phone call, even though that's like a big I
mean it's a big thing.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Yeah, but it feels like we're on the same page.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yes, it's good to know that information before we dial
this guy. And listener Donna whose Jose's already searched that
name fourteen times during the break, she told us about.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
So many Donna's on of by the way.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I know, it's hard to nail it down which one
she is, but she told us about her meeting with
a guy named Eric. It happened organically when they were
both at a food festival and they ended up bonding
walking around the city together sharing desserts. Now he's not
calling her back.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
It was such a sweet interaction. It really felt genuine.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
And the whole reason I bring up the honesty part
is because she admitted to us that Eric may have
found out that she is a successful model on only fans. Yeah,
here's the thing is we all understand that that information
can tend to freak some people out, and maybe that
could be the reason that Eric is avoiding her.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
And if he brings it up.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Do you want us to admit then that we already
know Donna, or is that something then you just want
to talk to us or do we lie and say.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
That's not her?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (41:54):
Yeah, you know. Actually I feel like I would like
it if I were to be the one to say
it to him.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Okay, okay, if he knows it makes sense online fair
if you already knows.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
I meant eventually, if you ever talk about work, it's
your fellow.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You can always keep a secret life for twenty thirty
years before.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
You have toclain about it.

Speaker 9 (42:13):
I work from home.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, so okay, he doesn't have to know all the details.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But that's good advice. Jeff It's really.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
It's you, Johanna. This is your decision. We're just gonna
call Eric. We'll see if he answers the phone, and
then from that point on we're just gonna roll with it. Okay, okay, beautiful,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
I'm gonna dial his number right now.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Let's do this.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Eric.

Speaker 13 (42:43):
Yeah, this is Eric Crusis.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
All right.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Hey, this is a show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
The Morning all shows.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Here, I'm Jeffrey. You guys want to go around the
room and introduce yourself. Let's sound off room.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
It's okay, Eric, she's the fun one. Why are you
so awkward anyway?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I want to hear him talk.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
We're trying to help out one of our listeners that
you actually went on a date with recently. Her name
is Donna.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Sounded like a cute date.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
I guess if I had to sum it up, I
would say that I just had a different impression of
her on her date from when we first met at
this beer garden. And I don't know how much she
told you.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Well, it's not much more than that. According to her,
was the beer garden you went out afterwards walking around
the city.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I thought it was really sweet that you guys didn't
drink again either, like you shared dessert. It sounds like
a great conversation.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
I don't know how that even happens. How do you
stop drinking?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
That was a.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Personal comment, But you were saying that you got a
different impression from her from when you met and during
the date, Like, can you explain what you meant?

Speaker 13 (44:01):
Yeah, she's I want to make it clear, she's a
super sweet girl. She's really nice, she's really cute. And
maybe it was just because it was loud at the
beer garden where we were there, but she seemed a
little more outgoing and a little more I don't know wild,
if that's a fair word. And when we were on

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our date, she just seemed really shy and a little
conservative or.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Can you elaborate on that conservative part? Like what made
her come off that way to you?

Speaker 13 (44:39):
She just kind of gave off goodie goodie vibes and
generally what I'm into.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
And you're really good at reading people.

Speaker 13 (44:51):
Right, Yeah, I am pretty good at reading people. And
to be honest, she just seems a lot more innocent
than I am.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Okay, do you think she's too the city and you
are like a wild woman?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (45:03):
I don't mean like wild. I'm just looking for someone
who's a little more adventurous.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
An adventurous yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Wow, Yeah, there is a very adventurous woman on the
other line listening in on this phone call. And I'm
not sure if you could guess that girl would be Donna.

Speaker 13 (45:24):
No way?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Oh yeah, really really?

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Donna?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Are you there?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Eric, my god, are you dying on the inside? Donna?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (45:39):
Yeah, Hey, Donna, I didn't know you were on the
other end of the line. And I don't want to
seem like a jerk here, like you. You are super sweet,
You're such a kind girl and I have time.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
H No, I get it. I get it, and I
hear you. I literally heard everything he said.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I totally get it.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
And maybe I do come across that way in when
I want scenarios, but I'm adventurous. I do have quite
an adventures wild side.

Speaker 13 (46:11):
I mean, that's that's cool for you to say that,
And again, I think you're I think you're really cool.
But like, you can say that, but I don't know
how I'm supposed to believe that based on the signals
that I was picking up from you.

Speaker 12 (46:25):
You know, well, you could just trust me that I'm
not as shy as I seem. I don't really meet
people in person, so yeah, it's exciting a little weird,
and I obviously came off very shy, but I don't

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say I do have I'm experienced. I'm an experienced woman.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You have to say that.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I feel like she's not you to having to say.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I know, but she's obviously not shy.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
She called a radio station and is here with us,
even outside of the other stuff.

Speaker 13 (47:08):
I mean, it's pretty wild that you called the radio station.
But again, you sound imotent to me, and you're just
kind of trying to pretend to be someone you're not
to please me, and that doesn't you don't need to
do that.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
Okay, Well, I guess if you feel that way and
you don't want to believe me or get to know
me more than I guess, nice meeting.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, oh my god, I think that's a good choice, Donna.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Yeah, Donna, Okay, I do too.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
I think she should tell him like before before he
hangs up.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I mean, he is so certain who she is and
doesn't have an open mind to see anything else. Like, don't, Donna,
I'm guessing doesn't feel like he deserves that knowledge.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Well fine, but at least before we go, I have
to ask Eric, would you like to go out with shy,
innocent Donna one more time?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
And we would pay for the date?

Speaker 13 (48:07):
You know again it doesn't seem like a match. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (48:10):
I mean, Eric, I think you made a mistake and
maybe I'll see you online sometime.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
He's have to pay here, Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (48:24):
I wouldn't worry about it, Eric, You know.

Speaker 13 (48:26):
What, can somebody just tell me what's going on?

Speaker 10 (48:29):
Not?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
All right, he's gone. Sorry, Donna, we had to hang
up on that guy.

Speaker 12 (48:36):
I'm glad I'm glad you did.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Have you ever had a guy assume that about you before?

Speaker 12 (48:42):
I can maybe see why he maybe thought that, but
like it was so crazy. They just didn't want to
give me other chance.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I like, how hard for it he thought, he was. Yeah,
it's just crazy. I want to be there. The day
he finds out what you do.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's probably the day that he listens to this podcast
and it's like, oh my god, the mistakes that I've made.

Speaker 12 (49:03):
She was so sure he knew how to reach people.
That was that's what got me.

Speaker 10 (49:09):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
We're getting a lot of text in seventy five nine
to two on this one. One says, think, I hope
Eric's listening right now and realizes he missed out on
the chance of a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, it's right. It's really a learning moment to not
judge people so quickly.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Really, you know, Yeah, don't judge a book by its
cover sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I don't think it was the cover that was the problem.
It's just like her attitude.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeahah. Another text says, I've been trying to date an
only fans girl for years.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
That guy's an idiot.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Oh man, there's a lot of other people on the
text board, though, going crazy because we didn't tell him
and didn't say it. She never revealed what she does
to her for an I know, I agree.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Yeah, I thought this would be like Alexis going out
with Christiano Ronaldo and just not realizing he played soccer
and it's like, you're not my type.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Oh yeah, what are you doing this guy did email
the show after we recorded that, though, and said I
thought I'd just send him a screenshot as a parting gift.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
She did not.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I think he knows now.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
She's just trying to get more subscribers.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Out of this.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
She probably did.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
We're hoping to get a few more subscribers.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
If you like the second.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Dates, you can always yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
You still have my shirt off.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
By the way, on YouTube, you can find us or
anywhere where you get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey
and make sure if you need help with your dating life,
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
you back.

Speaker 10 (50:34):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
All the best athletes in the world have a routine
of watching tape on themselves and critiquing their own performance
to find ways that they can improve okay, And so
in that spirit, I started doing that with my singing.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Oh you're watching all the TikTok videos and.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Stuff trying to figure out where I can get better,
And I'll tell you I did notice a few interesting things.
First of all, my jawline way too defined. Oh yeah,
when I look that good, it distracts from my voice,
and I honestly can't let that happen.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's why there's so many ugly singers in the world. Yes,
that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, like blur out the jaw somehow. Second thing, my
outfit not nearly enough glitter. My costume needs to sparkle
as bright as my eyes, my big, dark brown, beautiful
jewish eyes.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
So more sequence is not distracting, but your jaw line is.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yes. And the third following, there's way too much brook
in the background of my video. Oh no wonder My
biggest fan group right now was eighty five plus CUBAC
coming because they see her and they're like, oh, okay,
this is the hip thing to do. So hopefully some
of that is going to change when I do my

(51:56):
brand new song of the week coming up right after this.
It is time for my song of the week.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
What on Earth. Could you be singing about, Jeffrey?

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Jeffrey, what could you be singing about?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I don't know, but reports are in certain places the
weather is finally becoming a little milder, the days are
getting a little longer. Tinder is getting a little fatter.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Wait, is that good?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
I mean more people?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yea fat with possibilities and all of that is really
great news for most of us, but it's really bad
news for one specific group of people, the leprechauns.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Oh I thought, this is just going to be a
straight up Saint Patrick's day.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I mean, people can't see you, but you came in
wearing a dazzled like, yeah, you're worried about the leprechauns.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Well, they're obviously getting no swipes on that fat tinder.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
They're too short.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
But Saint Patrick's days coming up, and thanks to all
the better weather, people are going to be out and
about looking for those little green guys hunting for their
pots of gold.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I mean they may be short, but they do have money,
that's right, you know.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Short kings.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
That's why my song today is for those blarny loving
little shoemakers, because they gotta stay vigilant. They cannot let
their guard down for even a second or they're gonna
get snatched. And I don't want that to happen. So
hopefully this performance is a little bit of a motivational
reminder to those magical little Irish men. Stay on your toes,

(53:35):
do not get caught.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
We can't have uls.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I'm actually googled.

Speaker 9 (53:40):
This woman really.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Isoes. What can we say?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Okay, we like the human ladies.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
I'd have to make prenups and get a little complicated.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Alet'sus try to get serious with one. That's how she
knows me anyway, old.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Still good looking anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
That's why today instead of singing DJ Khaled and Justin Biebers,
I'm the one, it's young Jeffreys on the run for
all those leprechauns, I'm gonna point when I'm ready points.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
We made the best shoe shoot another one.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
D J Shaman got me fancy little suit seeing a
child's size. Now a leprecannie lepre conn and at the carnival,
I'm way too short for all the rise Wow Green
and scomby Irish Dombey.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Hey, I'm a catch.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Are trying to seal it on me treasure? Then I'm
gonna fight.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
You're like a small Connor.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Mcgreg girl and Yosha lay will be to the ries.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
I'm on the Ronnie.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Needle, Pencer gone teel e died a streak across your lawn.
T You'll be stunned when you see me tiny bonds
after Pope, I'm gone a peacock creaking a golden clovers
on me, green crocks, He's all the last seas. They
be jigging on me shamrocks, aren't he got the tinney?

(55:11):
Really after his me?

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Cash box, sugar.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Babies wanting me to pay, or chin drunken lads trying
to catch me in a cake. He run away and
tell them Ninnie stopping Gable saying me routine, I got
a shake, or I can hide out in the tiniest
of places in a mini cookie bag of famous same balls,
cookie for me all over, urting out of spaces. Yes,

(55:34):
may I suggest your rain and muscles in the shape
do in Jesus size now a Jimbroier a cardio. I
bought myself a peloton so you should see me ties. Wow,
I'm a bee'stlet. Ronald Weasley a body stuckey as a tick,
Irish potato still running like a sprinter from Jamaica.

Speaker 14 (55:55):
Change me again, your heart a flat line, Yah, don't
beat dumbie eat eye lidle green and small eade like
a baby yodadulty ead die lido.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Bar crawled he ead.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
I end up being a toilet fall so shameful, shameful.
We got some helpers if you couldn't tell. I got
me allies in the Smurfs and then the keydra elves.
I got a bag of very dust from Migro tinker
Bell and got more magic Dana Booker, every potter spells,
I'm bendy as a stable. I'll hide in a lego
underneath a bag. Go find a tiny crabs in your

(56:32):
girlfriend's nabel. She'll be tinking' bowl me three weeks into
April for shameful trick. Got my tricks going take me
pot of gold and turned it into a bit coin,
hiding me money in cryptocurrency. It's safer Daniel Rainbow seventeen.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
The lunch I could terror.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Rise everyone here trying to hunt the only holiday or
kidnapping is colorified. Why Easter Bundy, he thinks it's funny.
Got more shills to my name. Then Rockefeller mean, ton's
a lucky your den Annie Marsham Mahler elon which he
had my credit line, I'm Atralian TV died neido on

(57:13):
the run, tied the hiding on the fans. You're getting
Auntie just like his little husband.

Speaker 6 (57:23):
Another one, where'd I got her?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
You are too slow her, I'm run from you, Amanda,
I mom, go away.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Her, copple your own damn shoes here to do? Jui
bop her.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
You are too drunk, her too many, get us bruised.
I think you're got more pas then, Jeff Bezos, why
don't you chase him to I'm on the run?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Y so good.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Jeff Bezos is not adorable enough to be a lot
of yeah, but he's old and rich enough, so it's
like a tall leprecha.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Yeah. So I'm just worried for all leprechauns out there.
Stay safe, stay on your feet.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Keep running.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Somebody's gonna be checking their belly button this weekend. Yeah,
I know that for a fact.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Ladies look out. They'll hide wherever they can.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
The legos I forgot, they get hide anywhere anywhere.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
That is your song of the Week text in seventy
five nine two until us what you taught about it.
We're gonna post this video up on all of our socials,
on our YouTube page, our TikTok, Insta and everywhere with
all the lyrics.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
There.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Gotta watch a video, I mean like see, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
So happy Saint Patrick's day. Everybody stay safe out there.
We got your phones out coming up. H someone's pregnant,
big announcement. Anybody in the room want to say anything?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Oh I wish hell?

Speaker 6 (58:50):
No, that excited?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I mean, congratulations to whoever's on the phone.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
We all come on, guys, we all know Eric is
on the phone and his why is pregnant?

Speaker 11 (59:02):
Eric?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Was that all you?

Speaker 13 (59:05):
I'd hope?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
So yeah, live.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Broa to say it takes a village.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
I don't think that's what it means.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Are you sure? How are you feeling about it?

Speaker 13 (59:18):
I am excited.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
That's the right answer.

Speaker 13 (59:22):
Eric.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
We're gonna give you half of a point just for
saying that.

Speaker 9 (59:25):
Yell on, get the half point.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Yeah, Brooks starting in serious.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
So here we go. She has left the studio, and
you know how it works. Thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
say past. But you have to beat broke out right
if you want to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (59:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
All right, future dad? Good luck? Here we go. Your
time starts now. Today is Pie Day, which numeral comes
after three point one four in pie, which month gets
its name from the Latin word meaning ten.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
October.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Will Smith and his son Jayden first acted together in
What two thousand and six film What does the Media
Company CNN stand for?

Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:00:07):
Commercials?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Honey, hot, and brown are all types of what condiment?

Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
Mustard?

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
You're supposed to say, like mustard?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
But we will accept your answer to Eric, well done.
Book's coming back into the studio. And it's so crazy
because all week long we've been talking about our favorite
sounds you would hear in the delivery room. So I'll
go first. Mine is get out the four steps. Wow,
that's my favorite one to hear. Jose, what's yours? And

(01:00:40):
don't be grosser loud?

Speaker 10 (01:00:42):
Mine?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Would you just be crying? Because I means the baby's
healthy and it's alive and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Breathing the baby the baby crying?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
Good Brook.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
What's your favorite sound to hear in a delivery room?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
You did a great job, Mama, would you like a margarita?

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
Oh, that's not what happens every time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
The most clutch thing one of my best friends ever
did was bring me a bag of burgers. Afterwards, I
have never had a burger taste as good as in
that moment.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Eric, you got anything special plan for the delivery room?

Speaker 11 (01:01:15):
Yes, I'm gonna be crying and I'm going to say
we did it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Yeah, it was all me, honey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
My husband still says that was really tough on me.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
That, like dad jokes are being told while you're becoming.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
A d Yeah, it's a good initiation. Now, Brook, it's
your turn.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now. Today is
Pie Day, which numeral comes after three point one four
in pie three, which month gets its name from the
Latin word meaning ten.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Uh December.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Will Smith and his son Jayden first acted together in
what two thousand and six film uh Pass? What does
the media company CNN stand for?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Uh? Coverage? News network?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Honey, hot, and brown are all types of what wonder
In the popular film Dead Wolver's Wolverine, who stars alongside
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Uh, Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Okay, accepting those answers now, it's time to head on
over to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I tried just one chilling that set my mouth on
far and I had a drink a tay later Mountain Day.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
I just want to say I hand picked that years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
I love that.

Speaker 12 (01:02:28):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
You got three correct to days.

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Eric, it's a good game.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
And brook you snuck in an extra question at the
very end, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yep, it save you also from my mom when.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I'm sorry, just tied it up with Brooks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
So Ty goes to the house on these let's go
over the answers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
It's Pie Day, the numeral that comes after three point
one four and pie is one and Eric knew that.
By the way.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
The month that gets its name from the Latin word
meaning ten would be descent like deck deca.

Speaker 12 (01:03:03):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
It was originally the tenth month until the Gregorian calendar
overtook it. Graig will Smith and his son Jaden first
acted together in the two thousand and six film The
Pursuit of Happiness. CNN stands for Cable News Network. You
hear it, Honey, hot, and brown are all types of mustard,

(01:03:25):
and in Dead Pole Versus Wolverine, Hugh Jackman stars alongside
Ryan Reynolds. So Eric, I'm sorry it just barely wasn't
enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing, we
are giving you a fifty dollars Burger King gift card.
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(01:03:49):
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and peppercorn aoli, available now for a limited time at
participating Burger King restaurants.

Speaker 11 (01:03:58):
Yeah, that's one of my current craving so I think
I'm going to be the big winner on that one.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Hey Man, come back and play again soon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
We'll do wind Brooks Buck the same time on Monday,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning