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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the full show. We got a brand new
hour for you right now. It's booking Jeffrey in the Morning,
and you have found out podcasts. We love it. Thank
you so much for being here. Jeff's song is great.
I feel like the one thing he missed is dedicating
it solely to Alexis. Seriously, he should have told me
about it in advance. We could have collabed. I have
so many ideas for him. Yes, you are very excited
(00:21):
about it, so definitely stay around. We got a brand
new second date update that is just wild. This guy's
choice for his life is interesting is one word. Yeah,
and then not finding it weird it's even more interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So hey, a lot a lot ahead. But first we
love to read your comments. Thank you so much for
leaving on. Thank you so much for subscribing. What are
(00:41):
you seeing right now that you love Alexis? James here
from Australia.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I just finished all of your full shows and I'm
afraid I'm going through with drawls. You guys have to
release old episodes now and need to release a minimum
of five full show episodes per day per day. James,
my god, five hours of us I don't think that's
good for anybody. We can be five full shows a week.
That's that's it, James, that is our boundary.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
James.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
All right, Hey, thanks so much for being here. Let's
get this full show started.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know what
I'm gonna do what I want.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
To do today.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You are not what our producer wants to do. Not
the top summer puns that Jose wants to hear.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Hey, you know what, that's what you want to do, Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's right. And you know what I want to do
is cover the greatest Disney movie soundtracks of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What is the most non shocking thing you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Want to do?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Honestly, this probably should have been the shock collar question
of the day, and surprise Digital Jake didn't use this,
but his loss is our gain. We're gonna start with
a few that were just outside the top five. Molana
Moulan and Frozen.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Dude, Shot, it's shot. I'm not a huge Frozen fan,
but it's shocking that that's out of the top five.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yea, so those aren't in the top five. What is
I'll tell you number five? Zan oh yeah with Phil Collins.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah, so long but I do you remember?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
It was really good?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I remember, I remember either You'll Be in My Heart?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, I know that song.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Number four Little Mermaid, Yeah talking.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Me and my sister used to literally sing the songs
and like stomping circles and once.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's number three, nineteen ninety one, Classic Beauty in the Beast,
as old as time.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Show me more nineties Disney movies than this list.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
My guess is a banger?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Number two is Aladdin. Yes, that's my ever number one
Disney soundtrack of all time?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Can we say together?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
The original lion Ding? Yes, not the Beyonce version, the
old school one, the.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
One hasn't been out long enough.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Just you know you feel the love, Deny?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh yeah, I can feel it.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So many good ones, even the beginning of it. Yeah,
just like this, soga.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You just said something extremely offensive. Apologize? But are you curious?
What is the very last rated Disney soundtrack? Am I
ranked at number thirty five? A movie you probably forgot existed?
What is the movie Geppeto, starring Drew Carrey and Julia
Louis Dreyfus our nemesis as the Blue Fairy?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And I don't find any joy in telling you JLD
came in dead last in this poll I made.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How is she a fairy?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Ever?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who did that? Cast?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Or casting? And even worse acting in singing. So now
that JLD is last, let's move on to the shot
Dollard blestion of the day with our own Disney prince
with a little bit of a shattered spleen going on.
His name is Jay. Let's get right to the questions.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Back in nineteen ninety seven, a young, impressionable Jeffrey Debo
took a break from modeling bedazzled Junior Sport Code, and
he picked up a new hobby to occupy his time.
That hobby playing with yo yo's.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
He used to wow all his third grade classmates, performing
tricks like the reverse throwdown, Cat's cradle and his infamous
throat yot. Yeah. He swallowed the yo yo hole, let
it drop into his stomach and then tug the string
and have it pop back out his mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He's just cover him and now it's on touch.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Today we're gonna properly honor Jeffrey's childhood hobby because today
is National Yo Yo Day?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Could you possibly be asking about yo?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Well, Brooke twenty because we're doing a special yoo or
yo no edition? Whatenty twenty?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
He came up with.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
My whole deal us number one through twenty. I'll tell
you fun fact about yo yo's. You have to tell
me if it's true yoo or false yo no.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Got it.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
We'll start with the woman who probably doesn't know her
reverse slack trappee from her double green Triangle eleven alexis
your yo yo fact is that it was once used
as a weapon in the Philippines during the sixteenth century.
Is that fact a yoo or yo no?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That would hurt?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
You could bring the string back.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
It's kind of smart, like you know what I mean,
get a couple of Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I just thought it was like a dog like an
intimidation thing, like everyone's just yo yoing. You're doing the
dog crack. We're not gonna mess with them. We surrender.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I can see you like that. I like you give it.
IM gonna say yo no Jay, She says.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yo no. Yeah, that's clearly a yo what I Yeah.
Warriors use large weighted yo yos for hunting and defense.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Spike good. You have to be really close to an
animal to kill it with a yo yo.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
If you're what a nerdy battle?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I mean to stop in Like, eleven is off the board, Brook,
We're over to you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh, thirteen a great start, You're thirteen?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Brook doubted me?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Brook?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Your yoyo fact?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Is this?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
In twenty thirteen, as a promotion for their kids meals,
Burger King released a Burger scented yo yo? Is that factor?
Yo or yo?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Twenty thirteen? You know, it's hard for me because I
feel like that was a time where people weren't into yoyo's.
They thought they were dorky, right, so why would they
put them in kids meals to attract children? They had
an uprising that broke all right, I'm gonna go yo no,
Brook says.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yo no Yo got it? Brooke hose eleven and thirteen
have been taken. How about a different number. Let's go
to number two. Jose. There was a Guinness World record
from most yo yo spun at once by one person
who The record is seventy seven? Is that fact a
yoo or yo?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Man fingers toes gears other append yeah one on the
you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You can't just let it hang. You have to like
make like a balance active, right, that's crazy on you,
Oh my god, and then.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
We're all actively spinning.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, could you fit little tidy ones? Could do little
tiny ones go on your hair?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah, just because these records are so wild, I think
that somehow this happened.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm gonna say, yo.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Jose He says, he thinks it's a real record, says,
yo o. That's a yo no. The actual record for
most yoyo spun simultaneously spy a guy in Canada and
Michael Francis nineteen at once probably didn't use that appendage.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Jeffrey was.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Jeffrey two eleven and thirteen or off.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
The board five.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Your yo yo fact is the official term for when
a yo yo hits you in the face, is called
a facial rebound. Oh is that fact a yoo or
yo no?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That makes it sound like you did it on purpose.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You gotta play it off.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, And I've had a lot of facial rebounds when
I visit those truck stops. Okay, so I know that
that's not the correct term. I think it's something else.
I'm saying, yo no.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Jeffrey's saying yo no. Yo got that one that is
made up? Ouch still applies, Brooke. We're gonna go to
you for Sudden Day. Oh yeah, you get this right,
you win, you get it wrong, Jeffrey wins Yo.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well give me fifteen.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Please keep the pirates yourself. Number fifteen broke the yo
yo term. Walk the Dog was invented on accident when
a performer lost control of his yo yo during a
show for Queen Elizabeth the Second. A big fan of dog,
specifically Corgy's, is that fact a yo.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
O oreo no walk the Dog is so classic it
has to have been planned. I think that's a.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yo no, he says, yo no, that's not true. The
trick name predates any royal mishaps. That means Brook has
won today's edition of twenty as close as I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Come to be a yoyo champion.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So Brook, you're choosing who gets shocked while singing Hot
and Cold by Katie Perry. Who's it going to be?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm going to give it to you, Jeff because you're.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Jealous of my throat. Yeah yeah, because you're hot, then
you're cold. Yes, then you're no, you in, then you're out,
you up, then your I get it. That's your shot.
Collar question of the day. We got your phone tap
coming up in just a few.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Minutes Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Remember for a while when it was fun for burger
places to give their food items the most unhealthy sounding
names possible. Yes, yeah, it's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Like the bacon bomb, beef avalanche, triple meat, tsunami bir yah,
or the chunk of cheddar cholesterol coma combo with the
side of shame spiral curvely friends, I.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like the double Bypass Burger.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well, one burger shop in Toronto is going viral right
now because they've taken their menu names in a completely
different direction. A place called Good Fortune Burger has chosen
to rename all of its food items to sound like
office supplies.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What I don't really get there.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Like their regular cheeseburger is called the basic steel stapler
and their double burger is called the Ergonomic Aluminum laptop stand.
And I know it sounds weird, but they're doing it
actually for a genius reason. It's also remote. Workers can
potentially use them on expense reports and get their meals come.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Is next level.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's really smart. They could say to their work I
bought a twelve dollars braided HDMI cable and really it's
it's a plate of cheese fries.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
The bosses are like, it's weird. What Good Fortune Burger
is selling these days?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
You also can't show the.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Question is I mean, how long can they get away
with this before they get caught?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know, but I love it. I mean, even
if you get away with it once you feel like
you're winning, you just gotta do one big order.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So everybody listening right now sworn to secrecy. Yes, don't
let anybody know that the Good Fortune Burger Place is
doing this.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, all right, we won't tell a soul.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Laser Stories coming up right after this, it's the radio
segment that's combining two of America's favorite stuffed pastries, pop
Tarts and hot Pockets, into one super snack. Hot Tarts.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Oh wait, that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm down with that hot honey on the pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So hot Tarts, it's breakfast, it's dinner. It's confusing. Just
eat it that same mouth burning sensation by listening to
Laser Stories.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Sugar Pizza.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we have microwave laser
posters and those other gluten freaks. Just don't this first
laser stories out of Memphis. By now, all the good
criminal nicknames have been taken Scarface, Jack the Ripper, Bonnie
and Clyde. But you can officially cross another one off
(12:26):
the list. I'm talking about the bathroom vanity villain.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's not getting the blockbuster movie n.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I say it because the Memphis Police Department searching for
two men who were recently caught on camera leaving a
home on bikes with a stolen vanity faucet and countertop.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Wow, they literally took their bathroom out.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yes, while on bicycles carrying a whole bathroom vanity.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I've been wanting to do a remodel on my main floor,
Like if they.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Could come and do that, the removal process that great.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Imagine ordering a toilet and it shows up on a bicycle.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It happened in broad daylight at four fourteen pm last week, and.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Everyone saw them and didn't think to call the police.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well because the house was being renovated, okay, and it
didn't sound like anyone was there at the time. Interestingly,
the same house was robbed a second time last week.
And the thieves got away with two TVs, an air fryer,
a coffee maker, toilet trees, paper towels, board games, and bedding.
Nobody can tampered it. I mean that's that's a different one.
(13:34):
So no arrests have been made in either case. Police
don't know if the two crimes are connected, but because
of the renovation and the thefts, there isn't much left
there to steal.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I would talk to my construction crew about maybe locking
the bah.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Unless somebody has already came and stolen the doors and
roding them off on their bikes.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That's a good point.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Are they steal them and it's like maybe they're going
to refurbish him and.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Bring up back.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What if you go to a neighbor's house and you're like,
wait a minute, that vanity looks really familiar.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yet to see let's go to your next laser story.
Out of the Friendly Skies, a couple from Iceland named
Katrine and Anton were flying to Paris when they had
a fun idea and they let the airline Stewards in
on it, along with a full plane of strangers, because
they wanted to throw a full blown gender reveal party
in the sky.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Hey, you know what good for you guys?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Let me sleep please, I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You, especially a long slight like that.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Yeah, and they just they're going to Paris. Why does
that make it feel worse?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Passengers held up a pink or blue card in order
to guess what they thought the baby's gender would be.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
If they're not buying free drinks for the whole place,
I am.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Not in candy bags or something.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Then the couple cut into a sky high cake with
blue frosting inside, announcing it was a boy.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Also, they have a cake that's just kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Are only interesting where people are disappointed at what they're happening.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Here's a photo of the couple enjoying their lovely moment
in the back of the plane.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
All right, still, did you want to share this with
family and friends, not strangers?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Strangers forced because they can't tell you. Maybe the family
and friends didn't want to do it, like they're family
and friends are like, we're not doing that. They're not
gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Katrine and Anton toasted with champagne flutes, posed for photos,
and we even got a shout out over the intercom.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh hey girl, you're pregnant. You may want to put
the champagne down.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
And while other gender reveals have used things like meatballs,
burkeing bags, and fake TNT, these two kept a classy
midair mid flight mid cake imagine.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
They're like, everyone, look over to the left wing and
the engine just blue smoke.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
So cute. The couple says they'll never forget this, and
neither will the lady in see eighteen B who just
wanted a ginger ale and some piece of guys that's
got held up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Their cake isn't even big enough to share with the
people on the plane. They're using the drink carts. I
do it. People have to wait?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, yeah, his next lazer stories out of Food News.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
This is one of those things that ninety five percent
of us won't care about, but the other five percent
care a lot, because, as expected, McDonald's is bringing back
snack wraps.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I've heard about this.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I used to love those. Yeah, those are like basically
those chicken tends wrapped in a tortilla.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Is that what they ca Ye, there's finally a date
to circle on your calendar for when they return July tenth.
It's all Thursday. In case you need to call in
sick to work for it. But snack wraps debut back
in two thousand and six as a healthy option, and
they've been off the menu at most locations for almost
a decade because they just weren't selling very well.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Because remember when McDonald's, Yeah, McDonald's tried to go healthy
for a minute and then they're like, oh wait, people
don't care about the calorie count on this score.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I think the world is healthier now, like you've been
in fast food.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So maybe it'll work this time.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It must be one of those things that you don't
know that you miss it until they're gone, because fans
have been asking for them to be brought back for
years now. This time it'll be a little bit different
because the second coming of the snack wrap will be
available as either spicy or ranch creamy.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Both sound great, Dude, I already took those healthy snack
wraps and dipped in ranch. Unclear, so you do with
healthy food.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Unclear how much they're going to cost, but it's probably
safe to say they'll be more expensive than they were
in two thousand and six.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Also, Popeyes has countered saying they'll launch their own version
and it's much bigger.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
This is gonna be the Chicken sandwich Wars all Yeah,
Popeyes will out do Pope Wings for sure.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, let's go to your next laser story. Out of
the floss pits.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
When you're all the flossers go to die.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
When you're in the dentists chair and they're poking and
drilling and digging and doing all sorts of horrible things
to your mouth, huh, it feels like torture because you
know they're literally using torture devices poking at you. Yeah,
but this might help. A new study found it'll calm
you down and help you get through your appointment if
you just pretend that you're lying on a lounge chair
(18:12):
at the beach.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Okay, okay, I mean you do usually put those sunglasses
on light.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah. The researchers say that one day, Dennis might even
give you VR goggles to help you picture yourself on
a beach.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's actually pretty I've watched a movie before. Yeah, it's
just watch a movie. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Had one that just had a giant TV to watch
Netflix or whatever you want it.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
They do that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Most children stadnis.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Thinking about that VR beach To make the procedure go
a little bit smoother, But for now you're pretty much
stuck with your imagination. But speaking of dreaming, that's what
this little guy is doing right now, dreaming of a
world where he gets to ride a jet ski that
looks like an old cowboy. That's a happy place. And
sound Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
(19:02):
We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
We always talk about smells that bring you back to
your past. Yeah, like the smell of Grandma's home baked cookies,
oh Man, or the smell of Grandpa's freshly cleaned underwear
drying on the clothes line outside.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Oh wiry, Childhood's so goode again?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
What about sounds from our pasts that make us nostalgic.
There's a brand new survey out that asks people thirty
years and over what are some of the iconic noises
from their childhood that the younger generations will probably never hear?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Can you guess what number one is? Because we're going
to play you all the audio bring you right back
to childhood. Coming up right after this. If you're thirty
years or older, you can probably hear the classic screeching
dial up internet sound just playing in your head.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh yeah, Or when you get the busy tone, you're like, mom,
get off the ball.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Immediately You'll be transported back to a time filled with
the Smashing Pumpkins and Blockbuster Video Yes, and Jeffrey in
the morning. But nowadays the Smashing Pumpkins are playing live
inside that last Blockbuster Video store because that's the only
venue that they can book anymore. It's still a sweet venue.
Things have changed, And if you're younger than thirty, all
(20:33):
of what I just said probably means absolutely nothing to you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right, Alexis, Yes, give ity toilet.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
There he go. The reason I bring it up is
because millennials, gen xers, and boomers have been surveyed about
the top nostalgic sounds from their childhood that younger generations
like Alexis have never heard before.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
She just heard something similar to that. Somebody posted like
nineties nights and it was all like Nickelodeon intros.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
And well, we're gonna play some of those old school
sounds right now and see which one Alexis recognizes, knows about,
or if she's never even heard of it before.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I love when we do segments that make me feel older.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, some of us are gonna go, I've never heard
that before.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Now, Alexis, this is the sound of an old dot
matrix printer.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh man, Oh, that's my happy Birthday banner I'm printing out.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah. Does that sound familiar at all?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's what I thought a fact machine was sound like. No,
And it had like circles on the side of the
paper that you had to rip off, and you had
to get them in line with the little circle, and
all the paper was connected. So every banner you ever
made was on adot. Man, you made that many banners,
made a lot of banners.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You could ever imagine took five days for one docum.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You know what, though, more reliable than anything we have
in this offense.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Honestly, we're gonna keep going. Not sure if Alexis has
ever actually heard the sound of somebody using chalk to
write on a chalkboard before.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's not nails, it's just the sound of the chalk.
Let's hear what that sounds like. Oh yeah, super relaxing,
Alexis familiar.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
They make you right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It is weird. There's not one chalkboard in my kids
elementary school. People be cute now, And if you're.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Just joining us, there's a survey which just came out
about the most nostalgic sounds from childhood that a lot
of young people under age thirty have probably never heard before,
which is you just made a good point.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
The chalkboard thing is like annoying, but now people do
it like a cute niche for their home.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Vintage that you may have never heard before. Is the
voice of a radio legend, smooth sounding, always calm under pressure,
the host of America's top forty Casey Casa. Oh yeah,
he was iconic back in the day.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Dude. I remember seeing him through a studio door one
time when I was in La we were doing a
radio thing.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
I'm like, yeah, but you were starstruck.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Is that right before the restraining order? But yeah, let's listen.
Speaker 10 (23:27):
Will begin this Sunday afternoon at one right here on
the radio station you grew up with music radio one, three, eight, Oh,
what the hell's.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
The last hour?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
We got another hour to do, so we're almost finished.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That definitely didn't go to air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
sounds like that was that was That was him in
real life, not him in radio wave.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, kids, Alexis, I'm assuming you've never heard of that
guy before.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
No sounds annoying.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Whoay, next thing you're gonna talk about?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
The Lilac.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Was just about clips?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Okay, this next sound moving on. I don't think it
needs any introduction. I'm just gonna play it, but I'm
curious if gen z ors have ever heard it before.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
If you like to make a call, please hang up
and try again.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You ever get that bounce back an operator, but phone
bounce backs if you try to call customer service.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
This specific one is like infamous.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I mean not a service number there, but not that one.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I will say. I miss being able to dial zero
and just talk to somebody. You remember there was a
number you could call just ask for the time.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That number that you.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Call, and it gave you the time You're parents gave you,
like your grandpa's number, and you can.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Think about it. We didn't have the internet to tell
us what time it is, and so in order to
get all of your clocks right at home, you had
to call the number and figure out what time it was.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
No, this is super depressing. What's her number?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
We had sun dial?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, what's the number to call to tell people that
they love you? Was that one?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh you didn't use that one? Okay, she was blocked
from that one. Next one, one of the top sounds
most people remember, especially if you're over forty, is the
ch chunk sound of a manual credit card machine.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, they used to have a like you would put
the card down and then they had a piece of
paper and they would run this thing over the top
of it and it would print itself into the piece
of paper.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
So here it is.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh yeah, yep, that's it.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Chat right over the top. Literally, we won't have time
to play them. Also, they also mentioned the sound of
a floppy disc writing in a computer. Yeah, the sound
of a TV dial switching.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Was broken, so you had to turn it with plyers.
Oh it really sucks.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
And finally, the number one nostalgic sound gen Z's probably
never heard before, has to do with the famous slogan
be kind please rewind. Oh yeah, the sound of a
VHS tape being rewound to the beginning.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Oh that No, WHOA?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
He guys are like whoa.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
They would sell separate machines just to rewind your tape.
You could get a fast one.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I used to work at Blockbuster and we had a
giant rewind machine that would do it in two seconds,
and it was such a huge flex if anybody was like, oh, yeah,
I have one of those at my house, Like you
watch a lot of movies.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Love to rewind.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Those are the nostalgic sounds from back in the day.
Why jen Z never hears anymore? What nostalgic sounds did
we miss? Text him in seven, eight, five, nine to two.
Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Brook.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
And Jeffrey in the morning. And today we call a
guy who's been texting his buddy about some souspect vicious
activity he's noticed happening on his block. It's made him
a little uneasy. But good news is he doesn't have
to worry anymore because they just found a new leader
to head up the local neighborhood watch. It's a super
trusty dude named Tic tac Hey.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Man, his rap sheet is no more than four pages long.
It's your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Hello, Hey, salutations or greetings or like whatever.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
Is this Dylan, Yeah it is? Who is this?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
My name is mister Tick. My last name is Tak.
You can call me Ticktack if you want.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Your name is Ta.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yeah, well it's a nickname.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
It's a long story, but like it involves a stopwatch,
a gym bag in an unfortunate misunderstanding at a CVS
in twenty nine. I mean, anyways, that's all behind me.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
It's in the.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Past, okay, I mean what's this about.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
So, Like, I'm your new neighborhood watch captain here in
cavan Estates or whatever.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
You're the new neighborhood watch person.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
See, yeah, that's me homes And you missed our community
meeting last night.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You know you got like a worn or something.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Or no, I was at my kids soccer practice.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I see that's a good alibi. Okay, no problem, man. Listen,
we covered some real important stuff at the meeting. Man,
like I should fill you in. Have you ever heard
of porch pirates?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I mean, yeah, of course it's.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
A big issue right now.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Man, Like a lot of people stealing Amazon packages all
the time. Wait, you wouldn't happen to have any packages
outside your place right now.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Do you No, I've got the ring camera usually, oh
ring camera.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I got to write that down.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Man. That's smart surveillance on premises. So right, that's good
to know.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Man, that's smart.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Who nominated you? Again? This is the first time hearing
about any of that.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
You know.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
That's neither here nor there, you know. But back to
the porch pirates. Sometimes they wear the skies is like
a fake delivery uniform. Though maybe grab the box and
then boom, no air frar, Not that I would know,
but like I've.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Heard, Okay, I used underwear. I swear it's always one
or the other.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
It's never just one of the two.
Speaker 9 (29:23):
So are you saying that you used to be a porpirate?
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Hey, hey, no, I'm not saying anything, man, I'm just
offering like contexts or whatever, you know, like I've read
like books and like stuff.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Right, Okay, you just sound very suspicious the way you
said that.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Hey you think I'm suspicious? Man, I'm feeling you in
on like the garage breakings or whatever. Like you know,
you seem kind of suspicious.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Wait now, yeah, that's what we also talked about in
the meeting man garage security. Okay, it's really important because
somebody definitely not me, right, like once got into six
garages in one night using just a slim gym and
a firm shoulder.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Okay, skill, you know, I just want you to understand
how you're coming across right now, because you're being real
specific with how these crimes were committed.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Hey, man, I don't know, like if it was me
and I was doing.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
It, like, I would recommend a motion light and like
maybe I don't know, forgiveness like that.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Could help forgiveness just in case you.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Ever find your weedwacker, like mysteriously on Craigslist.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I just forgiveness.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
The specificity of my weed wacker, not just a weed whacker,
but mine.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
No, man, look, I'm here to serve the whole neighborhood.
I'm not just talking to you, all right, I'm here
to give back.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
When you say serve, what is that do you mean
by serving our neighborhood?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
You know, like monitoring late night sprinkler activity or whatever,
like making sure the raccoons don't like take too much garbage.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
And also knowing very specific details of crimes are being committed.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Exactly and You know how you're gonna know this better
is on Thursday night. Man, I'm putting together a civilian patrol,
so you and me nothing too serious, man, will just
walk around with some flashlights. Ski masks optional by the way. Wait,
you don't have to do a sche mask, but I
always wear one.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Like, flashlights I get, but stea masks?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Well, are you accusing me of something, homes because last
time I was accused of something was twenty fifteen, Bro,
Like when I allegedly hit in a Low's garden chad
for an entire night.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
But that was allegedly. Man, You're never gonna find the
court papers.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Okay, who again? Like, how are you on the neighborhood?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Watch Dylan ombre neighbor my amigo, Let me come clean, okay,
Like I don't really have the past that you think
I have.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Oh, because I was thinking you were a criminal?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
No, no, man, I'm even worse.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I work on the radio doing prank phone calls and
that's sketchy ish, bro.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
What?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Yeah, man, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
No.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah, your buddy Chris set you up.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
He said you always complained about suspicious activity in the
community group chat and you just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Bro.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
I fell for a guy named before.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
First name is mister Dick and last name is Dak.
So I'm the perfect person for neverhood watch. You know
what I'm saying, Hey, I'm bringing your weed walker. I
know it's in your garage.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
Man, but I know I feel like I double check
that now.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
My dog Bagel loves it when I bring people home
on the first date.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, I bet he does.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
He gets all excited, his tail sticks straight up, and
he runs into the other room so we can watch
us through the one way mirror that we put in.
You have a one way mirror just for your dog.
So Bagel has seen things that he will never forget.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Wow, he's just trained to go to the room and watchable.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I have so many questions.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
He doesn't need it, but I'll tell you he's never
seen what happened in today's second date update, where a
guy was invited back to hang out at his dates place.
They spent hours there and what happened the entire room
is still trying to process. Yeah, in total disbelief. You
have to hear it in your brand new second date update.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Feel so much like Bagel right now. Honestly, oh confused.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
You enjoy right after this second date updated. First impressions
are everything.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
They're pretty important.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Like, Brooke, what did you think when you first met
me that very first day? I mean, I remember you
trying to put your hands all over me, But what
thoughts you were dancing around in your mind?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I think you were a promotion kid.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
They left a huge mark on me. Jeff, I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Believe she was leading the claw marks onto me. That's
what's the main thing.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
She's been cruel for self preservation. I guess.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Well.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
What I do know is first impressions can make or
break a romantic connection.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
You're scared, That's what I remember.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
That's just the look in Brook's eyes when she was
eyeing my entire body. It was scared. I was. But
with first impressions, sometimes it could be the smile that
stands out. It could be the outfit It could be
something you didn't even expect, like, what's happening below the ankles?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
The ankles some action.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
You've got some planner fascy items going on down there.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Girl, it's working for me. And I'll just say our listener,
Derek had a very interesting first impression with his date.
So let's find out about it. Derek, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Hey, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Please tell me it's above the ankles.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
We'll find out. What's this girl's name that you met recently?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I recently met Julia on a dating app.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay, is that where you're talking about the first impression
or the first impression when you met in person.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
It was when we met in person. And I know
this is going to sound kind of weird, but she
was not quite as cute as her pictures. Okay, well, well,
but here's the weird part. Not until later on in the.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Date were you drinking?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
No? Not exactly. The impression I got is that she
kind of forgot about the date and she came in
right from a workout.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh that makes sense, so she wasn't all done up?
I see right?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Right? Right?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Did she get cuter?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
The more you got to know her because I know
some people that Yeah, like after you know him, you're like,
oh my god, I could see why they're so attractive.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Just talking about me again. Over here, we're talking to
Derek about him and Julia.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
That was definitely part of it. But there were also
like some circumstances like as the date progressed, oh, it.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Started raining, and so then she was twirling in the rain.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
That would be interesting. Basically, the best part was is
that even though she looked a little like frazzled, I
could tell that she had like a cool vibe. I
could tell she was really stylish. I could tell she
was confident, and like the conversation was really flowing. We
were talking about like travel. I had just gone to
London last year, and she went to Paris two years ago.
We were sharing stories about that.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Can I ask, do we know where you are? Like
what you guys do?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah. We met at this like rooftop bar.
It was great. We met for drinks and we were
like we got a little food and we were like
eating off each other's plate. Whoa yeah, and honestly kind
of got like messy would be the way I would
describe it.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Like, yes, let's talk about this. Let's get into the
message a rooftop. How messy did we get?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
I would say it was like a date brought to
you by ty Tigo.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Spilled.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Oh yeah, I did a couple things. She made a
mess on the cloth napkins, and she like spilled salsa.
But it made it look like they were like bloody.
We were laughing about it. It was like part of
the fun of the date. And I like, that's something
that ran through my mind, is like, I hope she
doesn't just think I'm this like swab of a guy.
But she was just as messy as me, So I
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don't think that was it.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, I mean, who cares if you inconvenienced everybody in
the bar and all the employees there. As long as
the two of you were vibing, Really, that's all that
matters in this scenario.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
And the fair, fair, fair.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's good. So how did that night end?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Well, so this is where I'm like pretty sure that
I didn't read the vibes wrong. Right, So at the end,
she was like, I'm sorry, you know what, I feel
really gross, Like I didn't get a chance to like
clean up, and she was like, do you want to
come over and I'll like clean up. And I don't
think she would have like asked me over if she
wasn't into the date and wasn't feeling it.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
No, I had this guy texting her friends. I'm just
gonna bvite him over for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, well, maybe she wanted him to clean her up,
like she needed an assistant to help.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
They do just like a pair of monkeys picking bugs
out of each other's hair.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Done it before.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
No, that is definitely a green flag. I don't know
if it's a green flag that she wants a relationship
with you, but it definitely means that she likes you.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, I mean, did you say yes to that invite?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Oh? Yeah? We hung out for like several hours and
it was getting late. We were in bed. We didn't
like go all the way. I'm not gonna really get
into the details of that, but okay, I didn't say
the whole night because I was like, I actually do
have to work the next day, so I needed to
be in my space, you know. And I left really
(38:39):
late and we had like been in bed together, and
I just hope, I don't know, I hope I didn't
make her feel bad about leaving, it's possible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Do you believe a guy who says I have worked
in the morning, I have to do today.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, people work on the weekends too.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I mean I could just see where she may be like,
oh man, he didn't like me.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
I think I like the question though, did you tell
her that? Like, did you explain anything the next day?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Or oh? Yeah. The first text that I sent to
her was on my way to work, that was like,
hope you slept well and last night was great and
we'll talk soon.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Did she respond to that text?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
So that's just it. It's been seven or eight days.
I have texted her a few times to like check in.
I haven't been completely ghosted, but I just am not
getting back a lot. Like in the beginning, I got
like one word answers and now it's kind of like trailed.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Off and she's like, k.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, well, hopefully we get more than one word answers.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
We have to leave a good first impression with her.
Ye old things about first impression.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, her first impression was she wasn't that cute. So
we're good at that.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
We'll just try and do it the normal way. When
we come back, call Julia and get you your second
date update right after this hold on second date update,
I'm going to do a quick recount here on the
second date update if you're just joining us listener. Derek
met Julia at a rooftop bar for drinks and super
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messy food, and she had apparently comes straight from a workout.
So at the end of the date, she invited Derek
to come back to her place because she wanted to
freshen up.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Something more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I mean, honestly, is there a better question?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yeah, to ask, we know what that usually means.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, I felt good, and it did lead to them
in bed.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
They did lie in the same bed at some point
because Derek stayed he said half the night or a
quarter of the night. I'm not really sure how to
explain it, but yeah, didn't stay the whole night. But
now he is not getting a call back and isn't
sure why. And that brings us to this moment right here.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
And remember he said.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
He's not fully being ghosted.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
But it's like little short answers. Something's off.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's weird that there's such a turn, such a turn
in that energy from her.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Derek, did we miss anything that you did wrong or
that you could have done.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, I don't think so. Like I said, I just
I don't know what's going on. I really like this girl.
I've heard you guys help people before. I've heard people like.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Try to help people.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, but like you get to the bottom of a misunderstanding,
and like I've heard people have a second date and
get past the problem. So I'd like to just know
what the problem is so I can fix it.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hey, look at that. That's emotional maturity.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Will Yeah, we don't really like that here, but that's fine.
We'll work with it. Let's call Julia. We'll see if
she picks up and get those answers you want. Here
we go.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Really stop being so nice. It's irritating where we go.
She's obviously the problem.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
Yeah, hello, Hi, we're going to speak with Julia.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
It's a shit.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Hey, Juliaeah, thanks for picking up, Julia, I said, we
because you're on a radio show right now called Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 14 (42:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh oh yeah. It doesn't happen often, I'm sure, mostly
because there's not very many radio shows left.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's part of it. And this is a segment that
we do on our show called a second Date Update.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Oh gosh, okay.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Okay, I think this one's gonna be good. Honestly, I
think you're going to be excited about this.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I got a good guy. Yeah, and I hope this
doesn't sound weird, but we heard you went out with
a guy named Derek recently.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh no, what, No, it sounded like you were into Derek.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Maybe it could just be that she's like nervous on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Tell her again and you can react again.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 11 (42:48):
No, I've definitely not been on the radio, but I
don't really want to talk about Derek either.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Well, Derek told us about the hangout you two had
the other night, and it sounded really fun the way
he described it.
Speaker 12 (43:04):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I mean, you got to understand how he's confused. You
invited him to like hang out at your place and
now nothing.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Yeah. Well so I did invite him over and we
were having a great time. But he was over for
quite a while and he never took his shoes off
in your.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
House or in your apartment.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Is that a rule that you have, like, yeah, take
your shoes off when you come in.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I mean there's always two types of places, right the
shoes on or shoes off, are encouraged get everything out
of with an My friends who even for parties shoes off.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Did you tell him that?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Well?
Speaker 11 (43:46):
So, yes, I definitely I am a shoe kind of
off person. But it was our first date. But we're
just sitting on the couch, it's okay, wasn't completely walking
around my apartment.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And and it can really ruin your outfit, like you're
on a first date. You play on the look like
who knows what kind of socks he had on? Maybe
that was the issue. Yeah, yeah, if you think about that,
take them off my skirt and you're in.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
You guys know exactly how men think.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
They meant. There's a lot of shoeheads out there that
love their shoes. How to go together?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Okay, did you consider that? Julia?
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (44:22):
And I didn't want to be rude either, And so
that's why later when we were watching TV and getting
kind of comfortable with each other and everything, I was like,
do you want to get.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Comfortable and take your shoes off? And he was like no, oh,
And that was part of weird.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
That's really funny because it's hard to snuggle with shoes on.
It means, right, it means that your feet are always
on the ground.
Speaker 12 (44:43):
But it gets worse, you guys, it gets worse worse. Well,
I don't I mean maybe he didn't tell you, but
we did end up in my bed.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah, weir with his shoes still on.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
What okay he got he got into your bed with
his shoes on. Ew, that would be uncomfortable and disgusting.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, how did you react when he did that?
Speaker 12 (45:06):
I was appalled and I'm like, what are you doing?
Get your shoes off of my bed? And he's like,
this is my thing. I don't take my shoes off,
And I'm like, wow, am I in the twilight zone?
Are you insane? You know? I didn't say anything. I
think I just kind of freaked out, and thankfully he left,
like twenty thirty minutes later.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I think that, like the clothes that you wore for
the day are gross in your bed, Like the things
you sit on and touch and move around, like the
bottom of your shoes are all over everything.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Because yeah, I'm not I'm not sorry. I did not
expect it to be an issue that I keep my
shoes on.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
That's really shoe boys on the phone, Yeah, Julia, that's Derek.
He's been listening this entire time on the other line.
Speaker 12 (45:50):
Really, it's not really Derek, is it.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yes, it's me. How's it going? Yeah? Yeah, I can't
really believe that that's the reason you're not like returning
my text.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, what, you've never heard that complaint before?
Speaker 12 (46:05):
You don't know anything. No, do you know anyone else
who wears their shoes as much as you do?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
I've been doing this like a really long time. This
has been kind of my thing for like fifteen years.
I wear shoes twenty three and a half hours a day.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Maybe wow, like a shower hopefully.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, Basically when I shower, I take the shoes out.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Like a comfort, like a security blanket type of thing.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Do you have weird feet or is it the fashion
thing that the girls were saying?
Speaker 4 (46:31):
I don't know. I mean, the best way I can
describe it, like, I am definitely as a person an extrovert,
but my feet are introverted.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
And plus, if you think about it, it is a
lot more efficient. It saves me like two to three
minutes in the morning. That really adds up. That's a
couple extra hours a month.
Speaker 12 (46:53):
I don't right there, So you have to tink your
shoes off, to put your pants on and then put.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Them back on. Who's taking their pants off? I'm not
taking my pants off with her.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Both women to take your pants off kind of skilled act.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
If you have tear away pants, then you don't have
to take them off over your shoes. They're very useful.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I actually think there could be a solution to all
of this. Like I hear you you got your shoe saying,
whatever that's you man? Is there a way you could
get like house slippers where you could like at least switch.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
From definitely not Look, I live a no barefoot decisions lifestyle.
If I want to be ready, I want to stay
ready right now.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
That's it's not a good point, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
It is if there's a fire, he is going to
be the first one out.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
You can run out barefoot, but not as quickly.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I think you would run equally as fast as.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
It's like you with your glasses. If you take your
glasses off, you're lost in this year. You can't get
out the door.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
That's because I can't see it, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
It's because your glasses are introverts. Yeah, they're shy. They
need to be on your face. I feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I would make my eyes introverts, not my glasses.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Your whole body's weird.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
We don't have no confidence.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I feel like we'll come into common ground here.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
So really he said, notice slippers?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Well, yeah, ground that the shoes stand on. So let's
offer to send you guys out on another date.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
We would pay for it.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Julia, what do you think give him one more chance?
Speaker 12 (48:25):
I honestly can't. It's so strange to me. Oh no,
I don't think I can adapt. Oh he's not willing
to adapt.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Why should I?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
There's I think that this is I know you said
that you've never heard this as a problem before, but
this has got to be part of an issue with
every woman you've ever been with. Yeah, there's like even
socks on in bed are an issue for most women.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, it's never really come up. But also I haven't
been like actively dating, like furiously, I think that was Julie.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
You've heard of.
Speaker 12 (49:01):
A farmer's tan. I can't imagine his shoe tan.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
I just you need to work through it.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
I mean to me, it's not a problem, it's a strength.
Speaker 12 (49:10):
Okay, I'll be mature. I don't so you deserve to
be with someone who agrees with you.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Maybe you'll kind of.
Speaker 12 (49:18):
A twenty three hour wearing girl, and.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
You'll there is a woman out there who has her
shoes on all the time, and she's going to be
appreciative when she finally walks into the room and sees you.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
How much you want to bet his soul may works
at a shoe store.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Oh hey there, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Man, you tried. What can I say?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, but we'll be here for you if you ever
need our support in the future. Okay, some arch support,
of course, is what I mean. Jeffrey in the morning.
You know, it's funny. We've had a lot of guys
come through the show in the last years. Not a
lot of shoe guys.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, Yeah, that was so weird. Yeah, I was trying
to be open. He's got his shoe anxiety or something
like feed anxiety. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (50:08):
I was trying to think what would be worse if
he never took shoes off, or if he never puts
shoes on.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
I would take no shoes yet somehow more normal, like when.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
You go to a wedding, he's gonna be shoeless.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, I know, but I would take that over the shoes.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, I mean, I am kind of surprised that nobody
in his life has brought this up to him in
the last like fifteen years. That seems pretty unlikely. It's weird,
but I guess some people get confidence from like a
nice haircut, some people get it from a nice dress.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Some people just get it from being single for a
long time then.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
Because they keep their shoes on for twenty three and
a half hours every day.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I have a lot of shoes or just one pair always.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
I mean, there were so many more questions that I
had as Yeah, I try not to make it about me.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Well, we'll definitely have him back on for like a
full interview.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah shoes, Yeah, we'll just we'll.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Get the exclusive. But if you want help with your
dating life, we can help you with that. Email the show.
We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
go check out all of our second date updates. They're
available online wherever you get your podcasts. A Broken Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
We've all heard of casual fridays at work, yep, where
you can wear jeans or maybe a hoodie and things
are just more lax all throughout the office.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah, maybe a Hawaiian shirt if you're crazy.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh that's too wild for me. But you know, since
we don't have an HR department here, we are able
to take it a step farther, actually ten steps farther
with free for All Fridays, a day with no rules,
no pants, and no consequences.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
All right, ye have to wear pants to work on.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
For all Fridays. It's just a lawless swamp where you
can say whatever you want and do whatever you want
from clock in to clockout.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Coworkers can't get dummer.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
And what do I want to do on this free
for all Friday? I want to unzip and sing. Yeah, Jeffrey,
you care to join me because we're gonna do it
together during my brand new song of the week. Yeah,
no rules coming up?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
How many zippers do you have?
Speaker 3 (52:22):
It's time for my song of the week. Every summer,
when the temperature rises and the clothing evaporates, there's one
TV show that washes up on shore. Some people will
ignore it, others will say it's too trashy, but they'll
watch it anyway, and a few of us will be
(52:45):
completely obsessed by it.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Okay, that's Jeff and Alexis and the world.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
In America. This used to be summer movie season, but
now it's officially Love Island season.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Everywhere I goes all anybody's talking about Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yes, yes, I'm one person. I have watched one episode
obviously are on. Alexis Fuller is a huge fan, and
a lot of people in our culture wonder how did
it get so big? Yeah, because I mean it's like
The Bachelor, but even less classy. And that's why that's
really saying something.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's it's hard to imagine.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, how do they take so many steps down from there?
But I don't know. Maybe it's the drama, or maybe
it's the chemistry.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Oh, there's a lot of hot people on it.
Speaker 5 (53:35):
Yeah, that's always got to be the standards.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
Or maybe it's the colorful Ikea style decor that they
have at the alcohol stained villas.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
But they do kind of look like a real world throwback.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Oh yeah's a lot of bean bags and like weird
swing sets. Yeah, but whatever it is. For ten glorious weeks,
millions tune in to watch a bunch of spray tan
singles get emotionally attacked to each other. After two and
a half white clause. Everyone just wants to have a
guarantee of a bunch of sloppy makeouts and tears, Like,
(54:08):
come on, do you already.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Have a favorite couple this season? There is one cute one. Yeah,
it's only like four episodes in Okay, sorry, I'm relationship.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
You can't choose one. The whole show is just so toxic.
It's so hot you want it all. And that's why
it's the focus of my new song of the Week.
And that's why to celebrate the return of Love Island.
Instead of singing Elton John's can You Feel the Love
Tonight from Lion King, it's young Jeffreys slapping tongues on
(54:40):
camera five.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
I can already tell they're gonna be blairing this through
the house.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
So I don't know if you want to be listening.
Maybe two and away. I'm gonna play when I'm ready.
Speaker 15 (54:52):
Point I see lovers chatting, she touches his tattoo, and
in the tub they kind of get wild.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Required a cleaning crew. The villa is so romantic. There's
red bull everywhere, so they toast to finding someone reel
here then dry humbond a.
Speaker 14 (55:25):
Chain, finding loveving pataties.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Between taquis dreams.
Speaker 14 (55:43):
They all agreed, so trymnogamy by tong testing ten flames.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
I told Raquel I'd wife her, then slap bird her
friend breathe. I swore I'd never kiss Veronica, but she
came on to me. I recoupled with Tyler, but something
haunts my mind. Because Tyler's six foot three, I know
(56:17):
he is the gene is six foot five. Side tears, shoutouting,
fives towels with spray and stands. Just make it out
(56:38):
until they all catch feelings or all cash birl strays.
Speaker 14 (56:48):
Slash spring time on cam five.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
Inside Casside on the street, sirt reat Sack and base
in a song montage. After five, she's on shore and
if Dean's votted off Love Isle, one last thing he
(57:23):
must do before he leaves the hotel. They offer him
a time shy can cool.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
I didn't believe in Love Island until that.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
That's real romance. Everybody should meet their soulmate.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
This way, dude, I never thought about whoever has to
deal with all those towels with the fake spray tann
on it like they throw.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
A lot of us. It's a full time job.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Didn't cover everything you needed. Alexis. That was pretty good.
Cousin Moore was a good mention.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
It's hard to fit. There's so much good stuff. Love violin,
but text in seven eight, five nine two. You could
tell us whitch thought about the song of the week.
We'll post the video up on all of our socials
at Brook and Jeffrey with all the lyrics there and
who's your favorite couple?
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, okay, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
In the morning, we've got return player Brie on the phone,
who has played three times, never won before, and told
our producer before coming on that she is so nervous
she could jose fill in the blankart, Brie, Is that
(58:49):
what you said exactly?
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Does that make you less nervous when we talk about flatulence?
Speaker 4 (58:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
I do not.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Okay, Well, let's go over our checklist for nervousness.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Here.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
Are you doing excessive blinking right now?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
No?
Speaker 14 (59:05):
No?
Speaker 6 (59:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (59:06):
What about laughing at the wrong moment?
Speaker 9 (59:08):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah, Okay. Do you tend to over explain everything to
everyone sometimes? Yeah, it's a mild case of nervous Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
I think you're gonna be fine, Brie. I'm not concerned
about you at all.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
You can always take like three or four shots of
tequila if you want. That sometimes helps with nervousness.
Speaker 5 (59:23):
Yeah, but also the gastiness case.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah, I'll bring you in the ouh. That's right. It's
a catch twenty two situations. So let's have Brook leave
the studio. We can get right to the game here
for you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
But you have to beat Brook outright if you want
to win. Are you ready? We're all on your side.
Your time starts now. Today's National Donut Day? Does the
average American eat more or less than twenty pounds of
(59:47):
donuts a year? Lush, which NFL team's logo is a
star which continent has the most countries on Earth? With
fifty four?
Speaker 4 (59:58):
You're up?
Speaker 3 (59:59):
A crab can regrow lost limbs? True or false? A
palaeontologist studies what phones what's the longest east to west
interstate in the country?
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Five? Okay, I think that goes to the other direction.
But that's okay. Brook's gonna come back into the studio here,
and apparently on my phone screener, it says Brie went
to Marti Gras this year in New Orleans been, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
My god, what's the craziest thing you saw there? I
don't know, Wow, you don't remember.
Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
I don't know a few boobs, but that's that's crazy.
Speaker 12 (01:00:38):
There wasn't that much I was.
Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
We did some gatorator?
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Wait, also crickets?
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Did you wrestle the gator and pin it down before.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
You ate it?
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Of course we did, okay?
Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
And how many beads did you come home with after
your trip?
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Well?
Speaker 12 (01:00:58):
I didn't It couldn't even come home with all of
we had a whole Okay, we had so many.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Did you see other people's boobs or see? Oh did
you bring a shirt?
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
I only.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Just joking.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
That sounds like a really good time.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
It's Brooks turn.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Your time starts now. Today is National Donut Day? Does
the average American eat more or less than twenty pounds
of donuts a year?
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Less?
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Which NFL team's logo is a star? Dallas Cowboys, which
consonant has the most countries on Earth with fifty four Europe.
A crab can regrow it's lost limbs true or false?
A palaeontologist studies.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
What bones denas or bones?
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
What's the longest east to west interstate in.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
The country, Intertate ninety.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
That's it all the time we have for this Game's
time to head on over the scoreboard to see how
you did with Jose. If I didn't get like twelve
hours of sleep, I felt like I got like none
at all.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I hear that free, you got two correct today.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
It's not bad brook yep three, Sorry about that. Ye.
Losing streak continues. Rock just here for the good vibes.
We appreciate that. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
It's National Donut Day. The average American eats more than
(01:02:27):
twenty pounds of donuts a year, twenty three pounds on
average per American.
Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Have you seen donuts lately? They're giant.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
The NFL team that has a star for its logo
is the Dallas Cowboys. The continent with the most countries
would be Africa with fifty four countries. Question. A crab
can regrow lost limbs, That is true. It can also
starfish can do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
We could do that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah, you losing a lot of your limbs all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
It could be kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
A palaeontologist studies fossils because it's not just bones, it's
all types of fossils. The longest east to west interstate
in the country is I ninety, stretching three thy ninety
nine miles across thirteen different states. I five, by the way,
goes north.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
To the other way. However, I said it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
So it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just
for playing, we are going to give you a pair
of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on the
Cleveland Guardians on June fifteenth at t Mobile Park.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Oh ye yay, it sounds like you overcame your nerves here, Brie.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Are you feeling better?
Speaker 12 (01:03:32):
Well, it's still lost, but I feel better now that
it's over with.
Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
Okay, that's always nice.
Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
We'll be back. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Welcome to the full show. We got a brand new
hour for you right now. It's booking Jeffrey in the Morning,
and you have found out podcasts. We love it. Thank
you so much for being here. Jeff's song is great.
I feel like the one thing he missed is dedicating
it solely to Alexis. Seriously, he should have told me
about it in advance. We could have collabed. I have
so many ideas for him. Yes, you are very excited
(00:21):
about it, so definitely stay around. We got a brand
new second date update that is just wild. This guy's
choice for his life is interesting is one word. Yeah,
and then not finding it weird it's even more interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So hey, a lot a lot ahead. But first we
love to read your comments. Thank you so much for
leaving on. Thank you so much for subscribing. What are
(00:41):
you seeing right now that you love Alexis? James here
from Australia.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I just finished all of your full shows and I'm
afraid I'm going through with drawls. You guys have to
release old episodes now and need to release a minimum
of five full show episodes per day per day. James,
my god, five hours of us I don't think that's
good for anybody. We can be five full shows a week.
That's that's it, James, that is our boundary.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
James.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
All right, Hey, thanks so much for being here. Let's
get this full show started.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know what
I'm gonna do what I want.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
To do today.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You are not what our producer wants to do. Not
the top summer puns that Jose wants to hear.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Hey, you know what, that's what you want to do, Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's right. And you know what I want to do
is cover the greatest Disney movie soundtracks of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What is the most non shocking thing you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Want to do?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Honestly, this probably should have been the shock collar question
of the day, and surprise Digital Jake didn't use this,
but his loss is our gain. We're gonna start with
a few that were just outside the top five. Molana
Moulan and Frozen.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Dude, Shot, it's shot. I'm not a huge Frozen fan,
but it's shocking that that's out of the top five.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yea, so those aren't in the top five. What is
I'll tell you number five? Zan oh yeah with Phil Collins.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah, so long but I do you remember?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
It was really good?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I remember, I remember either You'll Be in My Heart?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, I know that song.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Number four Little Mermaid, Yeah talking.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Me and my sister used to literally sing the songs
and like stomping circles and once.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's number three, nineteen ninety one, Classic Beauty in the Beast,
as old as time.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Show me more nineties Disney movies than this list.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
My guess is a banger?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Number two is Aladdin. Yes, that's my ever number one
Disney soundtrack of all time?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Can we say together?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
The original lion Ding? Yes, not the Beyonce version, the
old school one, the.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
One hasn't been out long enough.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Just you know you feel the love, Deny?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh yeah, I can feel it.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So many good ones, even the beginning of it. Yeah,
just like this, soga.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You just said something extremely offensive. Apologize? But are you curious?
What is the very last rated Disney soundtrack? Am I
ranked at number thirty five? A movie you probably forgot existed?
What is the movie Geppeto, starring Drew Carrey and Julia
Louis Dreyfus our nemesis as the Blue Fairy?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And I don't find any joy in telling you JLD
came in dead last in this poll I made.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How is she a fairy?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Ever?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who did that? Cast?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Or casting? And even worse acting in singing. So now
that JLD is last, let's move on to the shot
Dollard blestion of the day with our own Disney prince
with a little bit of a shattered spleen going on.
His name is Jay. Let's get right to the questions.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Back in nineteen ninety seven, a young, impressionable Jeffrey Debo
took a break from modeling bedazzled Junior Sport Code, and
he picked up a new hobby to occupy his time.
That hobby playing with yo yo's.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
He used to wow all his third grade classmates, performing
tricks like the reverse throwdown, Cat's cradle and his infamous
throat yot. Yeah. He swallowed the yo yo hole, let
it drop into his stomach and then tug the string
and have it pop back out his mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He's just cover him and now it's on touch.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Today we're gonna properly honor Jeffrey's childhood hobby because today
is National Yo Yo Day?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Could you possibly be asking about yo?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Well, Brooke twenty because we're doing a special yoo or
yo no edition? Whatenty twenty?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
He came up with.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
My whole deal us number one through twenty. I'll tell
you fun fact about yo yo's. You have to tell
me if it's true yoo or false yo no.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Got it.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
We'll start with the woman who probably doesn't know her
reverse slack trappee from her double green Triangle eleven alexis
your yo yo fact is that it was once used
as a weapon in the Philippines during the sixteenth century.
Is that fact a yoo or yo no?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That would hurt?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
You could bring the string back.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
It's kind of smart, like you know what I mean,
get a couple of Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I just thought it was like a dog like an
intimidation thing, like everyone's just yo yoing. You're doing the
dog crack. We're not gonna mess with them. We surrender.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I can see you like that. I like you give it.
IM gonna say yo no Jay, She says.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yo no. Yeah, that's clearly a yo what I Yeah.
Warriors use large weighted yo yos for hunting and defense.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Spike good. You have to be really close to an
animal to kill it with a yo yo.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
If you're what a nerdy battle?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I mean to stop in Like, eleven is off the board, Brook,
We're over to you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh, thirteen a great start, You're thirteen?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Brook doubted me?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Brook?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Your yoyo fact?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Is this?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
In twenty thirteen, as a promotion for their kids meals,
Burger King released a Burger scented yo yo? Is that factor?
Yo or yo?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Twenty thirteen? You know, it's hard for me because I
feel like that was a time where people weren't into yoyo's.
They thought they were dorky, right, so why would they
put them in kids meals to attract children? They had
an uprising that broke all right, I'm gonna go yo no,
Brook says.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yo no Yo got it? Brooke hose eleven and thirteen
have been taken. How about a different number. Let's go
to number two. Jose. There was a Guinness World record
from most yo yo spun at once by one person
who The record is seventy seven? Is that fact a
yoo or yo?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Man fingers toes gears other append yeah one on the
you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You can't just let it hang. You have to like
make like a balance active, right, that's crazy on you,
Oh my god, and then.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
We're all actively spinning.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, could you fit little tidy ones? Could do little
tiny ones go on your hair?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah, just because these records are so wild, I think
that somehow this happened.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm gonna say, yo.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Jose He says, he thinks it's a real record, says,
yo o. That's a yo no. The actual record for
most yoyo spun simultaneously spy a guy in Canada and
Michael Francis nineteen at once probably didn't use that appendage.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Jeffrey was.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Jeffrey two eleven and thirteen or off.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
The board five.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Your yo yo fact is the official term for when
a yo yo hits you in the face, is called
a facial rebound. Oh is that fact a yoo or
yo no?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That makes it sound like you did it on purpose.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You gotta play it off.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, And I've had a lot of facial rebounds when
I visit those truck stops. Okay, so I know that
that's not the correct term. I think it's something else.
I'm saying, yo no.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Jeffrey's saying yo no. Yo got that one that is
made up? Ouch still applies, Brooke. We're gonna go to
you for Sudden Day. Oh yeah, you get this right,
you win, you get it wrong, Jeffrey wins Yo.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well give me fifteen.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Please keep the pirates yourself. Number fifteen broke the yo
yo term. Walk the Dog was invented on accident when
a performer lost control of his yo yo during a
show for Queen Elizabeth the Second. A big fan of dog,
specifically Corgy's, is that fact a yo.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
O oreo no walk the Dog is so classic it
has to have been planned. I think that's a.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yo no, he says, yo no, that's not true. The
trick name predates any royal mishaps. That means Brook has
won today's edition of twenty as close as I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Come to be a yoyo champion.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So Brook, you're choosing who gets shocked while singing Hot
and Cold by Katie Perry. Who's it going to be?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm going to give it to you, Jeff because you're.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Jealous of my throat. Yeah yeah, because you're hot, then
you're cold. Yes, then you're no, you in, then you're out,
you up, then your I get it. That's your shot.
Collar question of the day. We got your phone tap
coming up in just a few.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Minutes Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Remember for a while when it was fun for burger
places to give their food items the most unhealthy sounding
names possible. Yes, yeah, it's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Like the bacon bomb, beef avalanche, triple meat, tsunami bir yah,
or the chunk of cheddar cholesterol coma combo with the
side of shame spiral curvely friends, I.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like the double Bypass Burger.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well, one burger shop in Toronto is going viral right
now because they've taken their menu names in a completely
different direction. A place called Good Fortune Burger has chosen
to rename all of its food items to sound like
office supplies.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What I don't really get there.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Like their regular cheeseburger is called the basic steel stapler
and their double burger is called the Ergonomic Aluminum laptop stand.
And I know it sounds weird, but they're doing it
actually for a genius reason. It's also remote. Workers can
potentially use them on expense reports and get their meals come.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Is next level.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's really smart. They could say to their work I
bought a twelve dollars braided HDMI cable and really it's
it's a plate of cheese fries.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
The bosses are like, it's weird. What Good Fortune Burger
is selling these days?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
You also can't show the.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Question is I mean, how long can they get away
with this before they get caught?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know, but I love it. I mean, even
if you get away with it once you feel like
you're winning, you just gotta do one big order.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So everybody listening right now sworn to secrecy. Yes, don't
let anybody know that the Good Fortune Burger Place is
doing this.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, all right, we won't tell a soul.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Laser Stories coming up right after this, it's the radio
segment that's combining two of America's favorite stuffed pastries, pop
Tarts and hot Pockets, into one super snack. Hot Tarts.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Oh wait, that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm down with that hot honey on the pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So hot Tarts, it's breakfast, it's dinner. It's confusing. Just
eat it that same mouth burning sensation by listening to
Laser Stories.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Sugar Pizza.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we have microwave laser
posters and those other gluten freaks. Just don't this first
laser stories out of Memphis. By now, all the good
criminal nicknames have been taken Scarface, Jack the Ripper, Bonnie
and Clyde. But you can officially cross another one off
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the list. I'm talking about the bathroom vanity villain.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's not getting the blockbuster movie n.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I say it because the Memphis Police Department searching for
two men who were recently caught on camera leaving a
home on bikes with a stolen vanity faucet and countertop.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Wow, they literally took their bathroom out.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yes, while on bicycles carrying a whole bathroom vanity.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I've been wanting to do a remodel on my main floor,
Like if they.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Could come and do that, the removal process that great.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Imagine ordering a toilet and it shows up on a bicycle.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It happened in broad daylight at four fourteen pm last week, and.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Everyone saw them and didn't think to call the police.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well because the house was being renovated, okay, and it
didn't sound like anyone was there at the time. Interestingly,
the same house was robbed a second time last week.
And the thieves got away with two TVs, an air fryer,
a coffee maker, toilet trees, paper towels, board games, and bedding.
Nobody can tampered it. I mean that's that's a different one.
(13:34):
So no arrests have been made in either case. Police
don't know if the two crimes are connected, but because
of the renovation and the thefts, there isn't much left
there to steal.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I would talk to my construction crew about maybe locking
the bah.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Unless somebody has already came and stolen the doors and
roding them off on their bikes.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That's a good point.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Are they steal them and it's like maybe they're going
to refurbish him and.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Bring up back.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What if you go to a neighbor's house and you're like,
wait a minute, that vanity looks really familiar.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yet to see let's go to your next laser story.
Out of the Friendly Skies, a couple from Iceland named
Katrine and Anton were flying to Paris when they had
a fun idea and they let the airline Stewards in
on it, along with a full plane of strangers, because
they wanted to throw a full blown gender reveal party
in the sky.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Hey, you know what good for you guys?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Let me sleep please, I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You, especially a long slight like that.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Yeah, and they just they're going to Paris. Why does
that make it feel worse?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Passengers held up a pink or blue card in order
to guess what they thought the baby's gender would be.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
If they're not buying free drinks for the whole place,
I am.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Not in candy bags or something.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Then the couple cut into a sky high cake with
blue frosting inside, announcing it was a boy.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Also, they have a cake that's just kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Are only interesting where people are disappointed at what they're happening.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Here's a photo of the couple enjoying their lovely moment
in the back of the plane.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
All right, still, did you want to share this with
family and friends, not strangers?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Strangers forced because they can't tell you. Maybe the family
and friends didn't want to do it, like they're family
and friends are like, we're not doing that. They're not
gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Katrine and Anton toasted with champagne flutes, posed for photos,
and we even got a shout out over the intercom.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh hey girl, you're pregnant. You may want to put
the champagne down.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
And while other gender reveals have used things like meatballs,
burkeing bags, and fake TNT, these two kept a classy
midair mid flight mid cake imagine.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
They're like, everyone, look over to the left wing and
the engine just blue smoke.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
So cute. The couple says they'll never forget this, and
neither will the lady in see eighteen B who just
wanted a ginger ale and some piece of guys that's
got held up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Their cake isn't even big enough to share with the
people on the plane. They're using the drink carts. I
do it. People have to wait?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, yeah, his next lazer stories out of Food News.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
This is one of those things that ninety five percent
of us won't care about, but the other five percent
care a lot, because, as expected, McDonald's is bringing back
snack wraps.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I've heard about this.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I used to love those. Yeah, those are like basically
those chicken tends wrapped in a tortilla.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Is that what they ca Ye, there's finally a date
to circle on your calendar for when they return July tenth.
It's all Thursday. In case you need to call in
sick to work for it. But snack wraps debut back
in two thousand and six as a healthy option, and
they've been off the menu at most locations for almost
a decade because they just weren't selling very well.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Because remember when McDonald's, Yeah, McDonald's tried to go healthy
for a minute and then they're like, oh wait, people
don't care about the calorie count on this score.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I think the world is healthier now, like you've been
in fast food.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So maybe it'll work this time.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It must be one of those things that you don't
know that you miss it until they're gone, because fans
have been asking for them to be brought back for
years now. This time it'll be a little bit different
because the second coming of the snack wrap will be
available as either spicy or ranch creamy.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Both sound great, Dude, I already took those healthy snack
wraps and dipped in ranch. Unclear, so you do with
healthy food.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Unclear how much they're going to cost, but it's probably
safe to say they'll be more expensive than they were
in two thousand and six.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Also, Popeyes has countered saying they'll launch their own version
and it's much bigger.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
This is gonna be the Chicken sandwich Wars all Yeah,
Popeyes will out do Pope Wings for sure.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, let's go to your next laser story. Out of
the floss pits.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
When you're all the flossers go to die.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
When you're in the dentists chair and they're poking and
drilling and digging and doing all sorts of horrible things
to your mouth, huh, it feels like torture because you
know they're literally using torture devices poking at you. Yeah,
but this might help. A new study found it'll calm
you down and help you get through your appointment if
you just pretend that you're lying on a lounge chair
(18:12):
at the beach.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Okay, okay, I mean you do usually put those sunglasses
on light.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah. The researchers say that one day, Dennis might even
give you VR goggles to help you picture yourself on
a beach.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's actually pretty I've watched a movie before. Yeah, it's
just watch a movie. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Had one that just had a giant TV to watch
Netflix or whatever you want it.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
They do that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Most children stadnis.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Thinking about that VR beach To make the procedure go
a little bit smoother, But for now you're pretty much
stuck with your imagination. But speaking of dreaming, that's what
this little guy is doing right now, dreaming of a
world where he gets to ride a jet ski that
looks like an old cowboy. That's a happy place. And
sound Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
(19:02):
We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
We always talk about smells that bring you back to
your past. Yeah, like the smell of Grandma's home baked cookies,
oh Man, or the smell of Grandpa's freshly cleaned underwear
drying on the clothes line outside.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Oh wiry, Childhood's so goode again?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
What about sounds from our pasts that make us nostalgic.
There's a brand new survey out that asks people thirty
years and over what are some of the iconic noises
from their childhood that the younger generations will probably never hear?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Can you guess what number one is? Because we're going
to play you all the audio bring you right back
to childhood. Coming up right after this. If you're thirty
years or older, you can probably hear the classic screeching
dial up internet sound just playing in your head.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh yeah, Or when you get the busy tone, you're like, mom,
get off the ball.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Immediately You'll be transported back to a time filled with
the Smashing Pumpkins and Blockbuster Video Yes, and Jeffrey in
the morning. But nowadays the Smashing Pumpkins are playing live
inside that last Blockbuster Video store because that's the only
venue that they can book anymore. It's still a sweet venue.
Things have changed, And if you're younger than thirty, all
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of what I just said probably means absolutely nothing to you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right, Alexis, Yes, give ity toilet.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
There he go. The reason I bring it up is
because millennials, gen xers, and boomers have been surveyed about
the top nostalgic sounds from their childhood that younger generations
like Alexis have never heard before.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
She just heard something similar to that. Somebody posted like
nineties nights and it was all like Nickelodeon intros.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
And well, we're gonna play some of those old school
sounds right now and see which one Alexis recognizes, knows about,
or if she's never even heard of it before.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I love when we do segments that make me feel older.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, some of us are gonna go, I've never heard
that before.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Now, Alexis, this is the sound of an old dot
matrix printer.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh man, Oh, that's my happy Birthday banner I'm printing out.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah. Does that sound familiar at all?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's what I thought a fact machine was sound like. No,
And it had like circles on the side of the
paper that you had to rip off, and you had
to get them in line with the little circle, and
all the paper was connected. So every banner you ever
made was on adot. Man, you made that many banners,
made a lot of banners.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You could ever imagine took five days for one docum.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You know what, though, more reliable than anything we have
in this offense.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Honestly, we're gonna keep going. Not sure if Alexis has
ever actually heard the sound of somebody using chalk to
write on a chalkboard before.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's not nails, it's just the sound of the chalk.
Let's hear what that sounds like. Oh yeah, super relaxing,
Alexis familiar.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
They make you right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It is weird. There's not one chalkboard in my kids
elementary school. People be cute now, And if you're.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Just joining us, there's a survey which just came out
about the most nostalgic sounds from childhood that a lot
of young people under age thirty have probably never heard before,
which is you just made a good point.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
The chalkboard thing is like annoying, but now people do
it like a cute niche for their home.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Vintage that you may have never heard before. Is the
voice of a radio legend, smooth sounding, always calm under pressure,
the host of America's top forty Casey Casa. Oh yeah,
he was iconic back in the day.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Dude. I remember seeing him through a studio door one
time when I was in La we were doing a
radio thing.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
I'm like, yeah, but you were starstruck.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Is that right before the restraining order? But yeah, let's listen.
Speaker 10 (23:27):
Will begin this Sunday afternoon at one right here on
the radio station you grew up with music radio one, three, eight, Oh,
what the hell's.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
The last hour?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
We got another hour to do, so we're almost finished.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That definitely didn't go to air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
sounds like that was that was That was him in
real life, not him in radio wave.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, kids, Alexis, I'm assuming you've never heard of that
guy before.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
No sounds annoying.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Whoay, next thing you're gonna talk about?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
The Lilac.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Was just about clips?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Okay, this next sound moving on. I don't think it
needs any introduction. I'm just gonna play it, but I'm
curious if gen z ors have ever heard it before.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
If you like to make a call, please hang up
and try again.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You ever get that bounce back an operator, but phone
bounce backs if you try to call customer service.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
This specific one is like infamous.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I mean not a service number there, but not that one.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I will say. I miss being able to dial zero
and just talk to somebody. You remember there was a
number you could call just ask for the time.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That number that you.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Call, and it gave you the time You're parents gave you,
like your grandpa's number, and you can.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Think about it. We didn't have the internet to tell
us what time it is, and so in order to
get all of your clocks right at home, you had
to call the number and figure out what time it was.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
No, this is super depressing. What's her number?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
We had sun dial?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, what's the number to call to tell people that
they love you? Was that one?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh you didn't use that one? Okay, she was blocked
from that one. Next one, one of the top sounds
most people remember, especially if you're over forty, is the
ch chunk sound of a manual credit card machine.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, they used to have a like you would put
the card down and then they had a piece of
paper and they would run this thing over the top
of it and it would print itself into the piece
of paper.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
So here it is.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh yeah, yep, that's it.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Chat right over the top. Literally, we won't have time
to play them. Also, they also mentioned the sound of
a floppy disc writing in a computer. Yeah, the sound
of a TV dial switching.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Was broken, so you had to turn it with plyers.
Oh it really sucks.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
And finally, the number one nostalgic sound gen Z's probably
never heard before, has to do with the famous slogan
be kind please rewind. Oh yeah, the sound of a
VHS tape being rewound to the beginning.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Oh that No, WHOA?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
He guys are like whoa.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
They would sell separate machines just to rewind your tape.
You could get a fast one.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I used to work at Blockbuster and we had a
giant rewind machine that would do it in two seconds,
and it was such a huge flex if anybody was like, oh, yeah,
I have one of those at my house, Like you
watch a lot of movies.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Love to rewind.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Those are the nostalgic sounds from back in the day.
Why jen Z never hears anymore? What nostalgic sounds did
we miss? Text him in seven, eight, five, nine to two.
Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Brook.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
And Jeffrey in the morning. And today we call a
guy who's been texting his buddy about some souspect vicious
activity he's noticed happening on his block. It's made him
a little uneasy. But good news is he doesn't have
to worry anymore because they just found a new leader
to head up the local neighborhood watch. It's a super
trusty dude named Tic tac Hey.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Man, his rap sheet is no more than four pages long.
It's your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Hello, Hey, salutations or greetings or like whatever.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
Is this Dylan, Yeah it is? Who is this?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
My name is mister Tick. My last name is Tak.
You can call me Ticktack if you want.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Your name is Ta.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yeah, well it's a nickname.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
It's a long story, but like it involves a stopwatch,
a gym bag in an unfortunate misunderstanding at a CVS
in twenty nine. I mean, anyways, that's all behind me.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
It's in the.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Past, okay, I mean what's this about.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
So, Like, I'm your new neighborhood watch captain here in
cavan Estates or whatever.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
You're the new neighborhood watch person.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
See, yeah, that's me homes And you missed our community
meeting last night.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You know you got like a worn or something.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Or no, I was at my kids soccer practice.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I see that's a good alibi. Okay, no problem, man. Listen,
we covered some real important stuff at the meeting. Man,
like I should fill you in. Have you ever heard
of porch pirates?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I mean, yeah, of course it's.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
A big issue right now.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Man, Like a lot of people stealing Amazon packages all
the time. Wait, you wouldn't happen to have any packages
outside your place right now.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Do you No, I've got the ring camera usually, oh
ring camera.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I got to write that down.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Man. That's smart surveillance on premises. So right, that's good
to know.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Man, that's smart.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Who nominated you? Again? This is the first time hearing
about any of that.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
You know.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
That's neither here nor there, you know. But back to
the porch pirates. Sometimes they wear the skies is like
a fake delivery uniform. Though maybe grab the box and
then boom, no air frar, Not that I would know,
but like I've.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Heard, Okay, I used underwear. I swear it's always one
or the other.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
It's never just one of the two.
Speaker 9 (29:23):
So are you saying that you used to be a porpirate?
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Hey, hey, no, I'm not saying anything, man, I'm just
offering like contexts or whatever, you know, like I've read
like books and like stuff.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Right, Okay, you just sound very suspicious the way you
said that.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Hey you think I'm suspicious? Man, I'm feeling you in
on like the garage breakings or whatever. Like you know,
you seem kind of suspicious.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Wait now, yeah, that's what we also talked about in
the meeting man garage security. Okay, it's really important because
somebody definitely not me, right, like once got into six
garages in one night using just a slim gym and
a firm shoulder.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Okay, skill, you know, I just want you to understand
how you're coming across right now, because you're being real
specific with how these crimes were committed.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Hey, man, I don't know, like if it was me
and I was doing.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
It, like, I would recommend a motion light and like
maybe I don't know, forgiveness like that.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Could help forgiveness just in case you.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Ever find your weedwacker, like mysteriously on Craigslist.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I just forgiveness.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
The specificity of my weed wacker, not just a weed whacker,
but mine.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
No, man, look, I'm here to serve the whole neighborhood.
I'm not just talking to you, all right, I'm here
to give back.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
When you say serve, what is that do you mean
by serving our neighborhood?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
You know, like monitoring late night sprinkler activity or whatever,
like making sure the raccoons don't like take too much garbage.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
And also knowing very specific details of crimes are being committed.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Exactly and You know how you're gonna know this better
is on Thursday night. Man, I'm putting together a civilian patrol,
so you and me nothing too serious, man, will just
walk around with some flashlights. Ski masks optional by the way. Wait,
you don't have to do a sche mask, but I
always wear one.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Like, flashlights I get, but stea masks?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Well, are you accusing me of something, homes because last
time I was accused of something was twenty fifteen, Bro,
Like when I allegedly hit in a Low's garden chad
for an entire night.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
But that was allegedly. Man, You're never gonna find the
court papers.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Okay, who again? Like, how are you on the neighborhood?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Watch Dylan ombre neighbor my amigo, Let me come clean, okay,
Like I don't really have the past that you think
I have.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Oh, because I was thinking you were a criminal?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
No, no, man, I'm even worse.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I work on the radio doing prank phone calls and
that's sketchy ish, bro.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
What?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Yeah, man, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
No.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah, your buddy Chris set you up.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
He said you always complained about suspicious activity in the
community group chat and you just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Bro.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
I fell for a guy named before.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
First name is mister Dick and last name is Dak.
So I'm the perfect person for neverhood watch. You know
what I'm saying, Hey, I'm bringing your weed walker. I
know it's in your garage.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
Man, but I know I feel like I double check
that now.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
My dog Bagel loves it when I bring people home
on the first date.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, I bet he does.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
He gets all excited, his tail sticks straight up, and
he runs into the other room so we can watch
us through the one way mirror that we put in.
You have a one way mirror just for your dog.
So Bagel has seen things that he will never forget.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Wow, he's just trained to go to the room and watchable.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I have so many questions.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
He doesn't need it, but I'll tell you he's never
seen what happened in today's second date update, where a
guy was invited back to hang out at his dates place.
They spent hours there and what happened the entire room
is still trying to process. Yeah, in total disbelief. You
have to hear it in your brand new second date update.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Feel so much like Bagel right now. Honestly, oh confused.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
You enjoy right after this second date updated. First impressions
are everything.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
They're pretty important.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Like, Brooke, what did you think when you first met
me that very first day? I mean, I remember you
trying to put your hands all over me, But what
thoughts you were dancing around in your mind?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I think you were a promotion kid.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
They left a huge mark on me. Jeff, I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Believe she was leading the claw marks onto me. That's
what's the main thing.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
She's been cruel for self preservation. I guess.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Well.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
What I do know is first impressions can make or
break a romantic connection.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
You're scared, That's what I remember.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
That's just the look in Brook's eyes when she was
eyeing my entire body. It was scared. I was. But
with first impressions, sometimes it could be the smile that
stands out. It could be the outfit It could be
something you didn't even expect, like, what's happening below the ankles?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
The ankles some action.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
You've got some planner fascy items going on down there.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Girl, it's working for me. And I'll just say our listener,
Derek had a very interesting first impression with his date.
So let's find out about it. Derek, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Hey, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Please tell me it's above the ankles.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
We'll find out. What's this girl's name that you met recently?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I recently met Julia on a dating app.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay, is that where you're talking about the first impression
or the first impression when you met in person.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
It was when we met in person. And I know
this is going to sound kind of weird, but she
was not quite as cute as her pictures. Okay, well, well,
but here's the weird part. Not until later on in the.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Date were you drinking?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
No? Not exactly. The impression I got is that she
kind of forgot about the date and she came in
right from a workout.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh that makes sense, so she wasn't all done up?
I see right?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Right? Right?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Did she get cuter?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
The more you got to know her because I know
some people that Yeah, like after you know him, you're like,
oh my god, I could see why they're so attractive.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Just talking about me again. Over here, we're talking to
Derek about him and Julia.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
That was definitely part of it. But there were also
like some circumstances like as the date progressed, oh, it.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Started raining, and so then she was twirling in the rain.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
That would be interesting. Basically, the best part was is
that even though she looked a little like frazzled, I
could tell that she had like a cool vibe. I
could tell she was really stylish. I could tell she
was confident, and like the conversation was really flowing. We
were talking about like travel. I had just gone to
London last year, and she went to Paris two years ago.
We were sharing stories about that.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Can I ask, do we know where you are? Like
what you guys do?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah. We met at this like rooftop bar.
It was great. We met for drinks and we were
like we got a little food and we were like
eating off each other's plate. Whoa yeah, and honestly kind
of got like messy would be the way I would
describe it.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Like, yes, let's talk about this. Let's get into the
message a rooftop. How messy did we get?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
I would say it was like a date brought to
you by ty Tigo.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Spilled.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Oh yeah, I did a couple things. She made a
mess on the cloth napkins, and she like spilled salsa.
But it made it look like they were like bloody.
We were laughing about it. It was like part of
the fun of the date. And I like, that's something
that ran through my mind, is like, I hope she
doesn't just think I'm this like swab of a guy.
But she was just as messy as me, So I
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don't think that was it.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, I mean, who cares if you inconvenienced everybody in
the bar and all the employees there. As long as
the two of you were vibing, Really, that's all that
matters in this scenario.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
And the fair, fair, fair.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's good. So how did that night end?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Well, so this is where I'm like pretty sure that
I didn't read the vibes wrong. Right, So at the end,
she was like, I'm sorry, you know what, I feel
really gross, Like I didn't get a chance to like
clean up, and she was like, do you want to
come over and I'll like clean up. And I don't
think she would have like asked me over if she
wasn't into the date and wasn't feeling it.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
No, I had this guy texting her friends. I'm just
gonna bvite him over for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, well, maybe she wanted him to clean her up,
like she needed an assistant to help.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
They do just like a pair of monkeys picking bugs
out of each other's hair.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Done it before.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
No, that is definitely a green flag. I don't know
if it's a green flag that she wants a relationship
with you, but it definitely means that she likes you.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, I mean, did you say yes to that invite?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Oh? Yeah? We hung out for like several hours and
it was getting late. We were in bed. We didn't
like go all the way. I'm not gonna really get
into the details of that, but okay, I didn't say
the whole night because I was like, I actually do
have to work the next day, so I needed to
be in my space, you know. And I left really
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late and we had like been in bed together, and
I just hope, I don't know, I hope I didn't
make her feel bad about leaving, it's possible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Do you believe a guy who says I have worked
in the morning, I have to do today.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, people work on the weekends too.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I mean I could just see where she may be like,
oh man, he didn't like me.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
I think I like the question though, did you tell
her that? Like, did you explain anything the next day?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Or oh? Yeah. The first text that I sent to
her was on my way to work, that was like,
hope you slept well and last night was great and
we'll talk soon.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Did she respond to that text?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
So that's just it. It's been seven or eight days.
I have texted her a few times to like check in.
I haven't been completely ghosted, but I just am not
getting back a lot. Like in the beginning, I got
like one word answers and now it's kind of like trailed.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Off and she's like, k.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, well, hopefully we get more than one word answers.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
We have to leave a good first impression with her.
Ye old things about first impression.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, her first impression was she wasn't that cute. So
we're good at that.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
We'll just try and do it the normal way. When
we come back, call Julia and get you your second
date update right after this hold on second date update,
I'm going to do a quick recount here on the
second date update if you're just joining us listener. Derek
met Julia at a rooftop bar for drinks and super
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messy food, and she had apparently comes straight from a workout.
So at the end of the date, she invited Derek
to come back to her place because she wanted to
freshen up.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Something more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I mean, honestly, is there a better question?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yeah, to ask, we know what that usually means.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, I felt good, and it did lead to them
in bed.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
They did lie in the same bed at some point
because Derek stayed he said half the night or a
quarter of the night. I'm not really sure how to
explain it, but yeah, didn't stay the whole night. But
now he is not getting a call back and isn't
sure why. And that brings us to this moment right here.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
And remember he said.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
He's not fully being ghosted.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
But it's like little short answers. Something's off.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's weird that there's such a turn, such a turn
in that energy from her.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Derek, did we miss anything that you did wrong or
that you could have done.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, I don't think so. Like I said, I just
I don't know what's going on. I really like this girl.
I've heard you guys help people before. I've heard people like.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Try to help people.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, but like you get to the bottom of a misunderstanding,
and like I've heard people have a second date and
get past the problem. So I'd like to just know
what the problem is so I can fix it.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hey, look at that. That's emotional maturity.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Will Yeah, we don't really like that here, but that's fine.
We'll work with it. Let's call Julia. We'll see if
she picks up and get those answers you want. Here
we go.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Really stop being so nice. It's irritating where we go.
She's obviously the problem.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
Yeah, hello, Hi, we're going to speak with Julia.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
It's a shit.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Hey, Juliaeah, thanks for picking up, Julia, I said, we
because you're on a radio show right now called Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 14 (42:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh oh yeah. It doesn't happen often, I'm sure, mostly
because there's not very many radio shows left.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's part of it. And this is a segment that
we do on our show called a second Date Update.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Oh gosh, okay.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Okay, I think this one's gonna be good. Honestly, I
think you're going to be excited about this.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I got a good guy. Yeah, and I hope this
doesn't sound weird, but we heard you went out with
a guy named Derek recently.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh no, what, No, it sounded like you were into Derek.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Maybe it could just be that she's like nervous on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Tell her again and you can react again.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 11 (42:48):
No, I've definitely not been on the radio, but I
don't really want to talk about Derek either.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Well, Derek told us about the hangout you two had
the other night, and it sounded really fun the way
he described it.
Speaker 12 (43:04):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I mean, you got to understand how he's confused. You
invited him to like hang out at your place and
now nothing.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Yeah. Well so I did invite him over and we
were having a great time. But he was over for
quite a while and he never took his shoes off
in your.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
House or in your apartment.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Is that a rule that you have, like, yeah, take
your shoes off when you come in.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I mean there's always two types of places, right the
shoes on or shoes off, are encouraged get everything out
of with an My friends who even for parties shoes off.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Did you tell him that?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Well?
Speaker 11 (43:46):
So, yes, I definitely I am a shoe kind of
off person. But it was our first date. But we're
just sitting on the couch, it's okay, wasn't completely walking
around my apartment.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And and it can really ruin your outfit, like you're
on a first date. You play on the look like
who knows what kind of socks he had on? Maybe
that was the issue. Yeah, yeah, if you think about that,
take them off my skirt and you're in.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
You guys know exactly how men think.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
They meant. There's a lot of shoeheads out there that
love their shoes. How to go together?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Okay, did you consider that? Julia?
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (44:22):
And I didn't want to be rude either, And so
that's why later when we were watching TV and getting
kind of comfortable with each other and everything, I was like,
do you want to get.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Comfortable and take your shoes off? And he was like no, oh,
And that was part of weird.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
That's really funny because it's hard to snuggle with shoes on.
It means, right, it means that your feet are always
on the ground.
Speaker 12 (44:43):
But it gets worse, you guys, it gets worse worse. Well,
I don't I mean maybe he didn't tell you, but
we did end up in my bed.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah, weir with his shoes still on.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
What okay he got he got into your bed with
his shoes on. Ew, that would be uncomfortable and disgusting.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, how did you react when he did that?
Speaker 12 (45:06):
I was appalled and I'm like, what are you doing?
Get your shoes off of my bed? And he's like,
this is my thing. I don't take my shoes off,
And I'm like, wow, am I in the twilight zone?
Are you insane? You know? I didn't say anything. I
think I just kind of freaked out, and thankfully he left,
like twenty thirty minutes later.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I think that, like the clothes that you wore for
the day are gross in your bed, Like the things
you sit on and touch and move around, like the
bottom of your shoes are all over everything.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Because yeah, I'm not I'm not sorry. I did not
expect it to be an issue that I keep my
shoes on.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
That's really shoe boys on the phone, Yeah, Julia, that's Derek.
He's been listening this entire time on the other line.
Speaker 12 (45:50):
Really, it's not really Derek, is it.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yes, it's me. How's it going? Yeah? Yeah, I can't
really believe that that's the reason you're not like returning
my text.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, what, you've never heard that complaint before?
Speaker 12 (46:05):
You don't know anything. No, do you know anyone else
who wears their shoes as much as you do?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
I've been doing this like a really long time. This
has been kind of my thing for like fifteen years.
I wear shoes twenty three and a half hours a day.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Maybe wow, like a shower hopefully.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, Basically when I shower, I take the shoes out.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Like a comfort, like a security blanket type of thing.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Do you have weird feet or is it the fashion
thing that the girls were saying?
Speaker 4 (46:31):
I don't know. I mean, the best way I can
describe it, like, I am definitely as a person an extrovert,
but my feet are introverted.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
And plus, if you think about it, it is a
lot more efficient. It saves me like two to three
minutes in the morning. That really adds up. That's a
couple extra hours a month.
Speaker 12 (46:53):
I don't right there, So you have to tink your
shoes off, to put your pants on and then put.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Them back on. Who's taking their pants off? I'm not
taking my pants off with her.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Both women to take your pants off kind of skilled act.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
If you have tear away pants, then you don't have
to take them off over your shoes. They're very useful.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I actually think there could be a solution to all
of this. Like I hear you you got your shoe saying,
whatever that's you man? Is there a way you could
get like house slippers where you could like at least switch.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
From definitely not Look, I live a no barefoot decisions lifestyle.
If I want to be ready, I want to stay
ready right now.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
That's it's not a good point, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
It is if there's a fire, he is going to
be the first one out.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
You can run out barefoot, but not as quickly.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I think you would run equally as fast as.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
It's like you with your glasses. If you take your
glasses off, you're lost in this year. You can't get
out the door.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
That's because I can't see it, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
It's because your glasses are introverts. Yeah, they're shy. They
need to be on your face. I feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I would make my eyes introverts, not my glasses.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Your whole body's weird.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
We don't have no confidence.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I feel like we'll come into common ground here.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
So really he said, notice slippers?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Well, yeah, ground that the shoes stand on. So let's
offer to send you guys out on another date.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
We would pay for it.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Julia, what do you think give him one more chance?
Speaker 12 (48:25):
I honestly can't. It's so strange to me. Oh no,
I don't think I can adapt. Oh he's not willing
to adapt.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Why should I?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
There's I think that this is I know you said
that you've never heard this as a problem before, but
this has got to be part of an issue with
every woman you've ever been with. Yeah, there's like even
socks on in bed are an issue for most women.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, it's never really come up. But also I haven't
been like actively dating, like furiously, I think that was Julie.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
You've heard of.
Speaker 12 (49:01):
A farmer's tan. I can't imagine his shoe tan.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
I just you need to work through it.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
I mean to me, it's not a problem, it's a strength.
Speaker 12 (49:10):
Okay, I'll be mature. I don't so you deserve to
be with someone who agrees with you.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Maybe you'll kind of.
Speaker 12 (49:18):
A twenty three hour wearing girl, and.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
You'll there is a woman out there who has her
shoes on all the time, and she's going to be
appreciative when she finally walks into the room and sees you.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
How much you want to bet his soul may works
at a shoe store.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Oh hey there, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Man, you tried. What can I say?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, but we'll be here for you if you ever
need our support in the future. Okay, some arch support,
of course, is what I mean. Jeffrey in the morning.
You know, it's funny. We've had a lot of guys
come through the show in the last years. Not a
lot of shoe guys.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, Yeah, that was so weird. Yeah, I was trying
to be open. He's got his shoe anxiety or something
like feed anxiety. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (50:08):
I was trying to think what would be worse if
he never took shoes off, or if he never puts
shoes on.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
I would take no shoes yet somehow more normal, like when.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
You go to a wedding, he's gonna be shoeless.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, I know, but I would take that over the shoes.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, I mean, I am kind of surprised that nobody
in his life has brought this up to him in
the last like fifteen years. That seems pretty unlikely. It's weird,
but I guess some people get confidence from like a
nice haircut, some people get it from a nice dress.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Some people just get it from being single for a
long time then.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
Because they keep their shoes on for twenty three and
a half hours every day.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I have a lot of shoes or just one pair always.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
I mean, there were so many more questions that I
had as Yeah, I try not to make it about me.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Well, we'll definitely have him back on for like a
full interview.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah shoes, Yeah, we'll just we'll.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Get the exclusive. But if you want help with your
dating life, we can help you with that. Email the show.
We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
go check out all of our second date updates. They're
available online wherever you get your podcasts. A Broken Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
We've all heard of casual fridays at work, yep, where
you can wear jeans or maybe a hoodie and things
are just more lax all throughout the office.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah, maybe a Hawaiian shirt if you're crazy.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh that's too wild for me. But you know, since
we don't have an HR department here, we are able
to take it a step farther, actually ten steps farther
with free for All Fridays, a day with no rules,
no pants, and no consequences.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
All right, ye have to wear pants to work on.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
For all Fridays. It's just a lawless swamp where you
can say whatever you want and do whatever you want
from clock in to clockout.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Coworkers can't get dummer.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
And what do I want to do on this free
for all Friday? I want to unzip and sing. Yeah, Jeffrey,
you care to join me because we're gonna do it
together during my brand new song of the week. Yeah,
no rules coming up?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
How many zippers do you have?
Speaker 3 (52:22):
It's time for my song of the week. Every summer,
when the temperature rises and the clothing evaporates, there's one
TV show that washes up on shore. Some people will
ignore it, others will say it's too trashy, but they'll
watch it anyway, and a few of us will be
(52:45):
completely obsessed by it.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Okay, that's Jeff and Alexis and the world.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
In America. This used to be summer movie season, but
now it's officially Love Island season.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Everywhere I goes all anybody's talking about Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yes, yes, I'm one person. I have watched one episode
obviously are on. Alexis Fuller is a huge fan, and
a lot of people in our culture wonder how did
it get so big? Yeah, because I mean it's like
The Bachelor, but even less classy. And that's why that's
really saying something.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's it's hard to imagine.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, how do they take so many steps down from there?
But I don't know. Maybe it's the drama, or maybe
it's the chemistry.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Oh, there's a lot of hot people on it.
Speaker 5 (53:35):
Yeah, that's always got to be the standards.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
Or maybe it's the colorful Ikea style decor that they
have at the alcohol stained villas.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
But they do kind of look like a real world throwback.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Oh yeah's a lot of bean bags and like weird
swing sets. Yeah, but whatever it is. For ten glorious weeks,
millions tune in to watch a bunch of spray tan
singles get emotionally attacked to each other. After two and
a half white clause. Everyone just wants to have a
guarantee of a bunch of sloppy makeouts and tears, Like,
(54:08):
come on, do you already.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Have a favorite couple this season? There is one cute one. Yeah,
it's only like four episodes in Okay, sorry, I'm relationship.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
You can't choose one. The whole show is just so toxic.
It's so hot you want it all. And that's why
it's the focus of my new song of the Week.
And that's why to celebrate the return of Love Island.
Instead of singing Elton John's can You Feel the Love
Tonight from Lion King, it's young Jeffreys slapping tongues on
(54:40):
camera five.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
I can already tell they're gonna be blairing this through
the house.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
So I don't know if you want to be listening.
Maybe two and away. I'm gonna play when I'm ready.
Speaker 15 (54:52):
Point I see lovers chatting, she touches his tattoo, and
in the tub they kind of get wild.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Required a cleaning crew. The villa is so romantic. There's
red bull everywhere, so they toast to finding someone reel
here then dry humbond a.
Speaker 14 (55:25):
Chain, finding loveving pataties.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Between taquis dreams.
Speaker 14 (55:43):
They all agreed, so trymnogamy by tong testing ten flames.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
I told Raquel I'd wife her, then slap bird her
friend breathe. I swore I'd never kiss Veronica, but she
came on to me. I recoupled with Tyler, but something
haunts my mind. Because Tyler's six foot three, I know
(56:17):
he is the gene is six foot five. Side tears, shoutouting,
fives towels with spray and stands. Just make it out
(56:38):
until they all catch feelings or all cash birl strays.
Speaker 14 (56:48):
Slash spring time on cam five.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
Inside Casside on the street, sirt reat Sack and base
in a song montage. After five, she's on shore and
if Dean's votted off Love Isle, one last thing he
(57:23):
must do before he leaves the hotel. They offer him
a time shy can cool.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
I didn't believe in Love Island until that.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
That's real romance. Everybody should meet their soulmate.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
This way, dude, I never thought about whoever has to
deal with all those towels with the fake spray tann
on it like they throw.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
A lot of us. It's a full time job.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Didn't cover everything you needed. Alexis. That was pretty good.
Cousin Moore was a good mention.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
It's hard to fit. There's so much good stuff. Love violin,
but text in seven eight, five nine two. You could
tell us whitch thought about the song of the week.
We'll post the video up on all of our socials
at Brook and Jeffrey with all the lyrics there and
who's your favorite couple?
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, okay, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
In the morning, we've got return player Brie on the phone,
who has played three times, never won before, and told
our producer before coming on that she is so nervous
she could jose fill in the blankart, Brie, Is that
(58:49):
what you said exactly?
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Does that make you less nervous when we talk about flatulence?
Speaker 4 (58:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
I do not.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Okay, Well, let's go over our checklist for nervousness.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Here.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
Are you doing excessive blinking right now?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
No?
Speaker 14 (59:05):
No?
Speaker 6 (59:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (59:06):
What about laughing at the wrong moment?
Speaker 9 (59:08):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah, Okay. Do you tend to over explain everything to
everyone sometimes? Yeah, it's a mild case of nervous Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
I think you're gonna be fine, Brie. I'm not concerned
about you at all.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
You can always take like three or four shots of
tequila if you want. That sometimes helps with nervousness.
Speaker 5 (59:23):
Yeah, but also the gastiness case.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah, I'll bring you in the ouh. That's right. It's
a catch twenty two situations. So let's have Brook leave
the studio. We can get right to the game here
for you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
But you have to beat Brook outright if you want
to win. Are you ready? We're all on your side.
Your time starts now. Today's National Donut Day? Does the
average American eat more or less than twenty pounds of
(59:47):
donuts a year? Lush, which NFL team's logo is a
star which continent has the most countries on Earth? With
fifty four?
Speaker 4 (59:58):
You're up?
Speaker 3 (59:59):
A crab can regrow lost limbs? True or false? A
palaeontologist studies what phones what's the longest east to west
interstate in the country?
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Five? Okay, I think that goes to the other direction.
But that's okay. Brook's gonna come back into the studio here,
and apparently on my phone screener, it says Brie went
to Marti Gras this year in New Orleans been, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
My god, what's the craziest thing you saw there? I
don't know, Wow, you don't remember.
Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
I don't know a few boobs, but that's that's crazy.
Speaker 12 (01:00:38):
There wasn't that much I was.
Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
We did some gatorator?
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Wait, also crickets?
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Did you wrestle the gator and pin it down before.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
You ate it?
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Of course we did, okay?
Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
And how many beads did you come home with after
your trip?
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Well?
Speaker 12 (01:00:58):
I didn't It couldn't even come home with all of
we had a whole Okay, we had so many.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Did you see other people's boobs or see? Oh did
you bring a shirt?
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
I only.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Just joking.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
That sounds like a really good time.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
It's Brooks turn.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Your time starts now. Today is National Donut Day? Does
the average American eat more or less than twenty pounds
of donuts a year?
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Less?
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Which NFL team's logo is a star? Dallas Cowboys, which
consonant has the most countries on Earth with fifty four Europe.
A crab can regrow it's lost limbs true or false?
A palaeontologist studies.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
What bones denas or bones?
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
What's the longest east to west interstate in.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
The country, Intertate ninety.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
That's it all the time we have for this Game's
time to head on over the scoreboard to see how
you did with Jose. If I didn't get like twelve
hours of sleep, I felt like I got like none
at all.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I hear that free, you got two correct today.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
It's not bad brook yep three, Sorry about that. Ye.
Losing streak continues. Rock just here for the good vibes.
We appreciate that. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
It's National Donut Day. The average American eats more than
(01:02:27):
twenty pounds of donuts a year, twenty three pounds on
average per American.
Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Have you seen donuts lately? They're giant.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
The NFL team that has a star for its logo
is the Dallas Cowboys. The continent with the most countries
would be Africa with fifty four countries. Question. A crab
can regrow lost limbs, That is true. It can also
starfish can do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
We could do that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah, you losing a lot of your limbs all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
It could be kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
A palaeontologist studies fossils because it's not just bones, it's
all types of fossils. The longest east to west interstate
in the country is I ninety, stretching three thy ninety
nine miles across thirteen different states. I five, by the way,
goes north.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
To the other way. However, I said it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
So it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just
for playing, we are going to give you a pair
of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on the
Cleveland Guardians on June fifteenth at t Mobile Park.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Oh ye yay, it sounds like you overcame your nerves here, Brie.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Are you feeling better?
Speaker 12 (01:03:32):
Well, it's still lost, but I feel better now that
it's over with.
Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
Okay, that's always nice.
Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
We'll be back. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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