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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The only clue I'm giving you to the song of
the week is Jeffrey came in with the Santa hat on.
Yes he did, Yeah, I know, and luckily.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
For us, he had other clothes on too, So that's good.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We got a brand new full hour for you today
that does include Jeff's brand new song of the week.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We do beauty trend stuff, yes, strange beauty trend yes,
clarify that, which.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The guys were both really into they were, yes, oddly,
and a brand new second date update your full hours
about to start, but we always started with you your comments. Yes,
Catherine helm said, I'm begging y'all please make a compilation
of Jeffrey's throat jokes. He says the craziest things.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He does, have a lot of throat jokes. I've never
thought about a compliment if you want to, could that
make a whole hour show of just him doing that
in one week? We could get there, have to do that,
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, maybe Jeffrey has his own little stash that he
likes to listen to.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Probably his own time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah all right, well maybe you'll get a throat joke
in this hour time.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yep, it starts now.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's not really Christmas without a little bit of controversy.
It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning. This here, jeff Well,
a Christmas tree farm in New Jersey, is getting a
ton of backlash for the unique thing that they've been
doing selling colorful, spray painted Christmas trees. You can see
(01:17):
the photos on the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. I'm
show you photos here.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean, that's kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Like the flocked ones, right, those are basically sprayed with stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, they can look white.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't know which ones those are, but these are
all real trees that come in an array of colors,
including pink, purple, blue, turquoise, magenta, red, and black. Okay,
so what's so controversial about that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I mean, it's probably just that they're real trees. Like,
why buy a real tree if you want one that's pink.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Color?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
That's not what it is. Apparently some holiday humbugs are
worried about bringing quote hazardous chemicals into their homes.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I was gonna say, it.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Does look like it's like heavily chemically because.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I guess the tree farm uses some kind of toxic
latex based paint in order to coat them, which okay,
sure doesn't sound great.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But that's what we paint our walls with is latex
thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yes, I mean honestly, I mean Latex paint is basically plastics.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And the Tree Farm put out this reassuring statement saying
we believe the product is safe. See they believe it.
You just have to believe it too, and try not
to inhale too deeply when you put your presence underneath
it you go. Now, do they admit some of the
paint will probably flake off once you bring it into
your home and get on the floor and up into
(02:41):
your ventilation system. Sure it might, but listen to this
quote as you put you at ease. They say Wickoff's
Tree Farm will not be held legally responsible for or
issues that arise from the use of their products. See
why would a company say that unless it was one
hundred percent safe.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, it's always a good sign exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Everybody stop being grenches. Go huff your chemically painted Christmas
trees this.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Year, I'm just gonna paint my own thank you, yes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Without a mask on.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Good job, Jeff.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
The whole family is gonna wake up at like three pm, like, wait,
did we do the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Breath Yeah, it was the best Christmas ever. Now let's
move on to the shot another day. No negative physical
side effects from daily self electrocution, and we are living
proof of that. Jay go ahead.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah you may not believe this, but YouTube celebrated its
twentieth birthday this year.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Wow birthday YouTube.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's weird that it's only twenty.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, you're right, I feel like it's been around.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
It's kind of wild because that means the first viral
video is now old enough to complain about its back
hurting all the time. The platform has definitely changed a
lot since those early days of grainy cat clips and
dudes getting hit in the crotch while chugging goat's milk.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Got its still good?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, One thing has never changed.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Pop culture is still deeply influenced by whatever weird content
that people put online. Yeah, that's why today we're honoring
the Big two zero by diving into YouTube's annual year
end trending list for a special clickbait countdown edition of
plenty of twenty. Oh man, you'll say a number one
(04:24):
through twenty. I'll give you a question asking about the
most watched videos, songs, creators, and bizarre trends that took
over our screens this past year.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh, it's just from twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Okay, just answered correctly to stay in the game. And
let's start with the woman who logged over three thousand
hours this year watching Peppa Pig compilation videos. Oh that's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh good, that's how she got her accent.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
In YouTube's end of year list, they calculated the most popular.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Song of the year.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Was it Golden by the K pop Demon Hunter soundtrack
Die with a Smile by Bruno Mar's Lady Gaga or
Rose and Bruno Mars's hit song apt Oh my gosh,
that song was amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Golden so late in the year, And when did they
do the year in review? Like why did they start?
It was in June? Golden? Was Was it really?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Because my entire octobers everyone was texting to do it.
I was helping coach the all star softball team for
the ten year olds and they were all singing it.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Humble Bragg.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Wasn't one on YouTube you'd watched too, because it's like
visually like if they have the whole I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm just gonna go Golden.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
It was Bruno Mars, which Bruno Mars, the one with
Lady Gaga died with a smile.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I would have thought it was Brooke, We're over to you.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Ten is off the board.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, I'll go twenty since it's the twentieth birthday.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Interesting Brooke YouTube also calculated its numbers on how many
videos were watched on trending topics and put these in
order of popularity.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Okay, your topics are La Boo boos oh, user generated roadblocks,
experiences like how to grow a garden or steal a
brain rot, and your third option is squid Game, put
in order of popularity.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Because they had the second season of it coming this year.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I heard the child one so good.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, only seventeen people died.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It was nice.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okaye, right. I don't know those kids with roadblocks. It
feels like that should be number one, just because they
want to learn how to do everything on roadblocks. I'm
going to put roadblocks at number one. I'm going to
put La Boo Boo at number two, and I'm going
to put squid games at number three.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I like it number right back. Number one of trending
topics was squid Game, Roadblocks was number two, and La
Boo Boos was a distant guy.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm nervous now, Jake, everyone's getting them wrong.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Don't be nervous, Jose.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
All you need to do is give me a number
ah seven.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Number seven.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Jose, you two loves Its creators. I'm going to give
you three of them, and you have to tell me.
Based on last year's popularity, not all time, just twenty
twenty five, just twenty twenty five, which creator was the
most viewed on YouTube? Was it mister Beast, kay, I
Show Speed or Kyless Blocks?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I don't know Kyless Blocks.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I don't either, and I'm not, you know, because I'm
on YouTube, by the way, so I would think i'd
know them all.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Have you considered both of you might be unk and chopped.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, it sounds like somebody like reviews games or it's
like a kid whose I Show Speed.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Oh dude, don't you ever say that the biggest?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm serious though.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah, No, he's like the biggest. So I'm gonna go
him his first over mister Beast.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
This year, Hosego's I Show Speed is the most viewed
creator of twenty twenty five on YouTube. I think I'm
sorry for the sixth year in a Row, it was
mister Beast.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
It was probably the show I was really big.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I just can't get taken down.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Year, Jeffrey. We're going over YouTube's recap of twenty twenty five,
and everyone's gotten him wrong. I do not get this wrong,
Jeffrey Need.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm hoping three is an easy one.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
The top podcasts were also ranked on YouTube. They included
some popular ones this past weekend, with THEO Vaughn, The
Joe Rogan Experience, or Kill Tony. Need you to rank
the most popular one. Remember this is just for twenty
twenty five, and if you want, you can write in
a vote for Brook and Jeffrey also.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Want he say, how are we not in that list?
We have over one hundred thousand subscribers.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, Joe Rogan is always the number one rated podcast
on Spotify, But I think THEO Vaughn gets more like
views because people think he's attractive.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
He's fun to watch. I don't know that it's because
people think he's attractive.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I think I think the ladies love a guy in
a mullet. I'm gonna say THEO von is number one one.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It was Brooke and Jeffrey, wasn't it.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I wish it's kind of a mister Beast thing. It
was the Joe Rogan experience again and that. Yeah, all
four of you are chopped and losing today's edition. Uh
plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
All right, Well, so since we all got them wrong,
we all are going to get shocked together, and we're
going to be singing Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Okay, rude Off the red Nose Reindeer him very shining up.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Sorry, we should turn up to ten more.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, then our YouTube views would go. That's your shock
collar question of the day. We got your phone towns
coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And one sneaky
benefit to ordering food delivery over an app is you
don't have to ask for absurd customizations in person.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yes, you don't have to make eye contact.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Shayes fixing it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I know this because a pizza joint Ohio shared a
very complicated order that they got recently that's been going
viral online. It was a large hand tossed pizza and
let's read the quested custom ingredients. Triple pepperoni. Rough to
a good start, extra cheese, banana peppers, light jolopenos, half chicken,
(10:15):
half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives, and not too
heavy on the sauce. Make it a little light.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Okay there Starbucks.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Yeah, that doesn't sound good though, extra cheese. I never
thought of that different.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
There was also a note on the order that explained
the situation that said, yes, I know this looks insane
and you're probably like, who is this dude? I have
a very pregnant wife the pizza. I am done questioning
what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly you
should be too. Thank you and God's species.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
They should give him a free pizza.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
They give him cheesy garlic for free. She doesn't know
she wants it, but she will.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
But if she doesn't want it, she's gonna beat him
with careful.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I feel I don't want anything.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
So there were some comments online after the post went global.
Some of the top ones were he didn't order pizza,
he submitted a cry for help.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Another said I'm pregnant and reading this just got me hungry.
And finally, that pizza sounds fire. Can we get it
on the menu? As the pregnancy special.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Love the Prego.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So yes, one of the weirder pizza orders that we've
heard lately. But let's keep getting weird when we do
Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's
partnered with General Electric to create dog strength hearing aids
for humans. WHOA, it's crazy, So now you too can
(11:54):
hear the sound of a squirrel climbing a tree four
blocks away.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Wait, why do I want to bark?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Jeff?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What do I want to bar?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It's all thanks to Laser Stories, your segment where we
read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser as other Tonight
Is takers just don't. This first laser story is out
of the great state of Florida.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We've just had so many lately from Florida.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Florida's really our MVP. A thirty eight year old man
named Ricky Puddlefry was being investigated by the cops. He
knew that and had been in trouble with the law
for some time, so when police paid him a visit,
they were still a little surprised to see Ricky had
a novelty doormat that said come back with a warrant.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh my god, if.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You say it in a doormat, it's real.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Here's a photo so my host can see it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh my god, where did you buy this from?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's like it looks like a little cute Etsy find.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Deputies didn't even knock on the door. They left, and
an hour later came back with an actual warrant.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
All right, they listen.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
They say Ricky had been posing as a real estate investor,
creating fake documents that made it look like he owned
a bunch of properties. He then used him as collateral
to take out big loans to buy other houses, and
then he'd rent those places out, pocket the money and
never pay back the loans.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
That's a scam.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, he is a smart guy.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Not smart so A.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Cops said their financial crimes unit interviewed him and established
enough probable cause to quote execute a search warrant, thereby
satisfying the doormat's request.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Wow, okay, So.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Ricky is now facing forgery and grand theft charges.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I bet he's not going to put a comeback soon,
domat No.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
In fact, when interviewed by a local newspaper, he said
he's kicking himself for not buying a doormat that said
just go away.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Yeah, do not arrest me.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
The cops have to listen to what the doormats said.
This next Lazer story is out of Richmond, Virginia. Animal
control officers were called to a nearby shop early in
the morning yesterday. The reason why, according to the police report,
a male raccoon had broken into the liquor store, got
super hammered, and passed out in the bathroom. Yeah, it's
(14:10):
not clear how he got in. It's drinking, then, employee.
You just found him sprawled down on the bathroom floor
the next morning, still completely unconscious, with two bottles of
hoos opened nearby. Oh yeah, little.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Pause, are all sprayed out?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Isn't this the second drunk raccoon story we've done this year?
Remember we did the one that was in a in
a dumpster.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And got drunk.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Does want to get drunk with a rock?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'd maybe raccoons have a problem, you know, maybe we
need to start a little organization.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
The problem is not enough raccoons. We need to make
this a party.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, it is sad partying by yourself.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, it's kind of lonely being a raccoon. Though he
also knocked over a bunch of other bottles off.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
The shelves, being a raccoon or a drunk raccoon both.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Some of them ended up breaking, and then he started
licking the booze up off the floor.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
We've all been there, buddy, here before.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
We've all been there, and he eventually just overserved himself.
It's hard, but he was.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Even there to hold his little raccoon hair back. And
he's alone in the bathroom. Happen to your raccoon? No,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's hard to tell from the photo, but animal control
described him as very intoxicated and they had trouble getting
him to stand The next day, he said, you.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
See I pictures a loving raccoon.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Do they make the drunk raccoons try to walk in
a straight line too?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Tout your little nose.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
In the end, officials let him sleep it off in
an animal shelter, then released him back into the wild.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Man, he's gonna have some story.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Imagine the hangover goes back in the woods. All the
birds are trup but he's like be quiet head.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Officers say they don't know if he has a drinking
problem or not, but good news is at least he
didn't try to drive.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's right, good responsible raccoon.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Tiny victories.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
This next Lazer story is out of Sin City.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Fine.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's hard to believe, but the original Wizard of Oz
was a total flop when it first opened in theaters
in nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Which is nuts because it's the first color movie.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Yeah, it should be like everybody was been wing for it.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
No, it lost one point one million dollars during its
initial run.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Probably maybe the color costs too much.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, I mean the tickets are only like a nickel.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right, how many people do you have to have in
the movie theater to make up a million dollars?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Good points. Flash forward to this year and the movie
is now making two million dollars a day at the
Sphere in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Wow, I have seen this and I want to go.
In that scene, they actually throw like foam apples at me.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
When you're the tree.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Is throwing the apples at Dory. They're throwing real apples
into but whatever.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
But they're able to break two million dollars a day
because people are paying between one hundred and nineteen bucks
for nosebleeds and three hundred and seventy seven dollars for
the front section, all to see a movie that's almost
ninety years old.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I agree, got the spirit.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You don't good for you, Judy Garland.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, I mean, and to be fair, we are talking
like a totally immersive four D experience with multisensory effects
including shaking seats, high velocity winds, atmospheric fog, fire effects,
swirling leaves, floating butterflies, and even falling apples and flying
monkey picks.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And the thing is that's a cheap ticket for anything
at the Sphere.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's why you're like, well, I can't afford to go
to the.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
One thousand dollars concert, so I might as well go
to the one hundred dollars nineteen.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Twenties movie Man that Drunk Raccoon. If he had made
it in, he would have been mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Sure, you may have heard that Vegas is not doing
very well with torres them, and that might be true
in general, But the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere
totally killing it destination. Yeah, let's go to your final
laser story out of tax time with Tony Boring. Give
(18:15):
it a chance. Well, there's a new career opportunity if
you're a proud perv. Because the federal government is now
paying people to watch adult content.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah you're kidding, not kidding. It can't fund parks or children.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
This is this is important work, Brook, because the I
r S Is auditing people's Only Fans accounts to make
sure they're compliant.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Models.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
They're doing it for business.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
It means some agents are going to be paid to
watch graphic scenes at work.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
God.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
And this is all because of the new no tax
on tips law that Congress passed this summer, because there's
a carve out in it that says you still have
to pay taxes on tips earned from graphic adult activity.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
And these only like twenty ks.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, they put that in there just so that they
could set up a job for themselves, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, And to be fair, not everything on OnlyFans is
adult content. Influencers and a lot of beeless celebrities have accounts.
So if you know of someone who's out of work
with a lot of spare time on their hands, and
they can correctly identify what graphic adult content is, then
you might have a bright future in the irsy. Oh
(19:35):
this guy sayds like he's interested. Is he raising his hand?
To participate. It's hard to tell. He's definitely raising something. Yeah,
he's excited. That sound means Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again the
same time on.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
We've heard of some strange beauty trends over the years,
like the fish who eat the crust off of your feet.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh yeah, that's still going strong.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, they're eating dirt trend for glowing skin. And let's
not forget Gwyneth Paltrow's Brazilian animal poop face mask. Yes,
so nice, but could it get even weirder? I'll tell
you this. There's a plastic surgeon who just came out
with something so bizarre it's going viral on TikTok. And
(20:23):
I don't think my co hosts have seen this yet.
I cannot wait to hear what they think about it
coming up right after this. You know, I don't hop
on social media enough, but when I do and something
catches my eye, I will say it. Oh it's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Say it out loud or just comment.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'll bring it up. Because Brooke left some type of
comment online that got a lot of traction. I'm gonna
paraphrase because I don't have the exact quote written here,
but on Twitter, she wrote, the number one scourge of
this country is uggos A year somebody I didn't want
(21:04):
to heart it, but I don't.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I did just to show support for my co workers.
But I bring it up because, according to a new article,
the rest of the world may be ahead of us
when it comes to the beauty game thanks to some
interesting new treatments and bizarre beauty hacks that everybody else
is doing to look more snatched.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Are even world beauty hacks?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Jess, I am, and specifically for the ladies, I'm curious
have you heard any of these before? I feel like
you would be more in touch with the fashion and
beauty trends than the guys would hear. I want to
know have you heard about them? Would you try them?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Because the first one is led eyelashes. Oh, they got
popular in South America and made their way all the
way to United States not too long ago. Right now,
if you try to get them at Walmart, they're all
sold out.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So it's a strip of little led lights. It looks
like you glue it.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
On your lash line. If you coul feel like a
rain cool.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I wonder how well you see though, you know, if
it's like looking at headlights all day long coming into
your eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Are you saying if you can't see that would be
a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I mean I can't see most of the time anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
What's the difference.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't know if I put them under my glasses
that we're gonna reflection back.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
It's a hot mess now, Like Alexis was saying, they'd
be perfect for festivals. They say for parties, maybe you
could use them the guy to plane into the terminal,
direct them in, blink the right way so they're out
there led eye lashes anyway. Next up ear makeup.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Ear.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
It's really big in Asia right now. I'm showing a
picture Brook, How would you describe ear makeup?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's basically flower tattoos that they put up all up
their lobe instead of extra piercings.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, to me, it looks more like your ear has
like a fern gully fungal growth all over the outside
of it where you might want to check in with
your doctor.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
But are they fake tattoos? Are painting these on?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
It's makeup. They're not tattoos.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I mean, that's kind of impressive. It's really good. I
don't know how you could do that on your own ears.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I know, yeah, so you would wear them.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I mean I couldn't do it on myself. It would
not look like a wower. But if someone did it too, only.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Six flowers on that not cute. If you're just joining us,
we're going over the strangest new beauty treatments and hacks
that the rest of the world is doing right now.
Could be coming here sooner than you think. Next up,
furry nail art. I feel like we're back to the
fungal growth.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
So not hygienic cos.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
The craziest nail trend of the moment where you attach
synthetic hairs to long nail extensions.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Does anyone else thin gets so weird that we're like
removing hair for some parts putting it back on other parts.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Of our body, Like, yeah, it comes in cycles. Yeah,
I feel like to me, it's like if each of
your nails was wearing a Davy Crockett raccoon skin hat.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know why. I imagine it's smelling like a
wet dog. Every time you wash your hands you pick
up a chicken wing in particularly.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Next up, you've heard of those beauty masks like the
green ones a lot of women wear at night, right
before going to bed. The latest trend bubble masks.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
This sounds fun. I love a good mask.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Rook, here's the photo. Have you seen these maybe at
Walgreens or something.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No, it just looks like foaming masks that you put on.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, it's not like bubbles from a bath that you
put onto your face. They're selling masks that froth and
bubble up once they come into contact with your skin,
and it creates a thick layer of foam, turning you
into a human sized cloud of moisturizing bubbles.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
And it's not just for the face, it's for the
whole body.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Sure, phoney.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I mean, once you have a mask on, you're not
moving from your couch anyway. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You guys are on board with all of these. I'm
a little bit surprised.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
That no, not the furry nails.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
That's on the furry nails. But finally, one plastic surgeon
is trying to stand out above the rest by offering
led glowing bread implants.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Do you guys know the scene from Dumb and Dumber
where he thinks there's an oncoming truck? Yeah? Earth, would
you want your boobs to glow?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
They call it the illuminate implant? Are waiting to have
This is gonna made up, but it's real. You can
use an app on your phone to change the colors
or the frequency of how fast you want them to blink.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
They can't blink.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So why be a human when you could be a
human disco ball?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Exactly?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I can imagine having meetings here at work like Brooke,
I'm sorry, you're distracting us. Can you turn them off?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I want to know if I can get the right
and left going at different times.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You care music that you can have alternating colors where
they go from being blue to pink blue to pink
and Brooke, you probably could have used this for your
ursula costume to give yourself a natural purple glow.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You're right, I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So many good, useful things. It matches the eyelashes.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, you know you know what.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You're right, Jeff, This wouldn't be a surgery. Everyone would regret.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Oh my god, America, we're finally getting beautiful again. Those
are the strangest beauty trends happening all around the world
right now text into seven eighty five nine two. Should
we give out a pair of glowing the dark boobies
for Christmas this year?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I don't know why they have to be just for women,
I mean men. You could easily put some LEDs up
in yours what.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Your grandpa won, okas PLoP them in phone taps coming
up right.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
For today's phone tapp, we're calling it two morons in
a library, the library. I'm there, no surprise. It stars
jose and me. The question is which one of us
is the moron? Oh wait, there's two. Yeah, it's two morons.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
I just figured it out.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue in.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, you couldn't even figure out your own. More on
that you're.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Gonna hear in your phone tap right now, another Mornings
on the twenty.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
High Hill Public Library. Missus Sandra, Hi, this is the library. Yes,
this is the library. I did just say that.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Hi.
Speaker 12 (27:25):
My name is Carl.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Hi Carl, why are you whispering?
Speaker 12 (27:32):
I'm inside the library.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Right now you're here.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Yeah, I'm inside. I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working
on a project for school.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
You don't have to whisper, that's okay, yes, I do.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
You know the signs are They say things like be
quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
Sh.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
Seven ages.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (27:59):
So so I.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Can't hear my buddy and he can't hear me, and
now we can't get any work done because we have
your your rules are really restricting us.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
It's like a prison. It's like a very quiet prison.
Speaker 11 (28:15):
Well, I don't want you guys to think of it
as a prison. Just you just have to be you know, quiet,
and yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Is we were being quiet and respectful and then Gary
got super frustrated and then he just got up and
went across the bathroom and now you won't come out.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
He's throwing.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Well, you can tell him.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Both of you can talk a little louder, you know,
you don't have to whisper.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Wait, we can't.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,
as long as you do it respectfully.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Absolutely gay, Right, get out of the john.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Where is that we can talk.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
No, no, not what?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Oh my god, get out of the bathroom. The librarians
that we can talk out loud. I just called her.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, she said, as long as.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
We're working, we can yell.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, Gary's on board. Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
You cannot be yelling in the library.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Gary, she said, you can't yell like the way you
were yelling. You just said I could yell.
Speaker 10 (29:19):
Do you talk to her? I can?
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Maybe you understand her better?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Hello? Yes, Hi, I'm Gary.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
You and your friend. You have to find a happy medium,
you know.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I am happy for what I'm Gary.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
Oh my god, what is going on?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
He?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Can you talk to her? I can't understand? Yeah, I
got it.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Hey, this is Carl.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I dared Gary to put his ear next to an
ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes. He
may not hear you very well.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
So maybe that's why you guys are having difficulty hearing
each other in the first place.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
That's probably it. Gary. What it's about the prank phone call?
It's the ambulance thing with your.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Ears, guys.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
It's not a pride.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I'm sorry I said that wrong. It is a prank
phone call.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Hello, it's a prank phone call. Yeah, oh I get
it now, she doesn't know yet. I'm Gary, what is happening?
This is actually jose and jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Your boyfriend Jonah set you up. This was a phone tap.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Oh my god, thank god, I was. I was getting
very very angry.
Speaker 12 (30:33):
Whoa whoa, whoa way, Please stop yelling at us.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Please never go to a library.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
You guys are the word.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Joke's on you. I can't read. You must feel so
dumb right now trying to ban me from a library.
Speaker 14 (30:47):
We've got a lot of audio books.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
A lot of audio books.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Oh, I can read again.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
There you go, wake.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
Up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on the twenties,
breaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
You ever gone out on a date and afterwards been like, God,
I really wish I hadn't said that stupid.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Thing you every date.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, I tried to pull off that dumb move. But
normally you could just blame it on alcohol or nerves.
But not our listener today. He blames his bad behavior
on a breakup and not even his own Oh no, yes,
it's a weird story. You're about to hear it and
maybe understand why it made him act so strange. In
(31:34):
a brand new Second Date Update, Next Second Date Updated,
a lot of people say, if you want to date successfully, yeah,
you gotta be willing to play the game. But others
will say, I'm not here to play games, but anyway,
and those people are single and okay, But our listener,
(31:57):
David thinks that he's been playing the game too much,
too hard for.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Too long, a longtime player.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Especially with one lady in particular, and now he fears
he might be at the back of the line because
this girl is good looking, that's according to his email,
has many other suitors, so he's worried he may have
screwed it up for himself. David, buddy, welcome to the show.
What's going on?
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's not good, guys, we know that.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Yet, David.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Usually Jeffrey sets you up and things sound way more
dire than they actually are.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
But today, no, you're well, Let's get the story. Tell
us this girl's name and why you feel like maybe
you mess things up.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, her name is Ava and we met on an app. Okay, okay,
I took her to like this outdoor mall place like
a tropical drink kind of spot and Polynesian team.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
I think cool it was a rainforest cafe because that's
not really Polynesian. Thing's more Brazilian better than that.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
But yeah, okay, tropical cocktails. It a fun, fun vibe.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah exactly. She actually really liked it. That's the thing
that she really appreciated that I planned this and I
looked into it beforehand, because apparently her ex never did that.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh is that what she said?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah? Okay, so I said, since you brought it up,
is that why you left him? Because he wasn't really
a planner?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh okay, we're just going to dive into the conversation
about the exit.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I mean, are you okay with talking about this at
this point or like, how are you feeling about where
the conversation is going.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, I don't know, Like, looking back at it, I
probably shouldn't have brought it up, but it was just
kind of flowing in the conversation with a natural conversation,
So I just kind of went with it, you know.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, just working with what she's given you. I guess
that's a real question, all right. Yeah, so you asked,
is that why you left him? Because he didn't plan.
What'd she say?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah? I mean she's like, no, no, that's not it.
But I'll tell you the story. And it turns out
she discovered he was cheating on her.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Yeah, it does do a good story. I was gonna say, yeah,
you want to hear about.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That, And cheating does take a lot of plan so
maybe it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Planning energy was going.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's kind of weird because when she discovered that he
was cheating on her, he came home that night. She
actually made him his favorite meal, had a whole candlelight
dinner form, and then gave him the quote unquote best
sex this is life.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Whoa, that's what she told me.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Wow, this came up during your conversation punishment for I've
never cheated.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
I kind of watched, what.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
The why is telling you? And why does she do that?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know I have had this happen to a friend too.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I reacted that way. Oh my god, I need.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
To using code because she did friends.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
This is some weird revenge.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Wow. Yeah, I mean there's more to it. I mean
apparently after it was over, she asked him, so, how
was that, and he said that was the best I've
ever had, and she responds, good, because it's the last
time you'll ever get it. I know you've been cheating
on I mean I'm leaving you.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Oh okay, that's the revenge.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
But still it feels such a good way to get
broken up with.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, that is not hitting the way you want it to.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yehs, did your quote unquote friend do that too?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
No, it didn't quite in that way for them.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'm guessing they stayed together on and off for the
next four or five months.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
They might be married.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I mean it's like, where do you go in the
date from that point?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Do you like the appetizers?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
So what happened next? David?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, I mean that was kind of the end of
the date. I mean, well, we did kiss at the end, but.
Speaker 15 (35:36):
Kiss after that.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Yes, this is the best kiss of your life. Because
it's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
That story has been kind of stuck in my head
because now I'm purposely trying to make her mad at me,
so I want to get back at me.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Wait, wait, what are you doing to make her mad
at you?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Like we'll go to dinner and I'll the old prize
off her plates.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Is kind of annoyingly Oh see, you guys, You guys
are kind of dating right now, Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
We've had two dates. We've had two dates two Okay.
On the second date, I kind of just started to
be kind of a jerk to her. They kind of
see what I can get for being misbehaving.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Right because you want her to be upset with you
so that she'll cook you a nice meal and give
you the best night.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I forget the very end where she leaves them and
you're holding on to the wrong part of the story
for her.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, I mean, I'm just doing the little barre minimum
things to annoy her. I'm not cheating on her or anything,
you know. I just I just want to get to
the point where she'll want to do those things for me,
but she won't dump me.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Okay, okay, can give you a lesser.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
And you're like the first date and then completely different
the next day. Maybe she's like, I don't know who
he really is?
Speaker 10 (36:47):
You?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yes, you yet? Well you must be coming to us
now because clearly communication is broken down or something like that. Yeah,
what's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely in my head about it
because she hasn't spoken to me in a bit.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I was a jerk to her, and now she's not
talking to me.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Weird how it plays out.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
He did say it was bad at the beginning of this. Yeah,
it is that.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah, So now I understand why you're probably feeling a
little bit remorseful.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I mean, it just sucks, guys, because, like you mentioned before,
she's been a very attractive woman and you know, a
lot of guys have been asking her out. But she
told me I was, you know, the first guy she's
gone out with since the Great Cup happened.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Oh, she could have been rebound.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Why would you not add that detail that is so important?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
You just said it. He just gave us the details.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Nobody at the beginning day.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
You told your story poorly. So we're holding again. Yeah,
there's so many more things wrong now. Yeah, clearly you
may have dug your own grave here, but we're going
to try and turn this around for you, get you
the revenge that you've been seeking.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Wait, is that way you're.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Looking for or do you think that you actually want
to date this girl?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I mean, can I ask for both? I kind of
want to be in a relationship and hook up with her.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
That not a lot of relationships go that way, But
we'll try to work our magic.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Jeff, don't be too rude to her. Take a liking
to you.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
There's gonna be a really weird ending when we come back,
and we're gonna call Ava before you try to get
you your second date update revenge style hold on second
date update. Never in the history of this show have
I heard a tragic breakup story and said, gosh, I
wish that would have been me.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
My god, so true.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
But it happened today because our listener David was on
a date with a woman named Ava. They were talking
about x's and she said, quote, once I found out
he was cheating on me, I made him his favorite
dinner and gave him the best say you'll ever have
in his life, and then she left him.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Wow. Yeah, obviously the men from the in the room
learn their lesson too.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, they're begging to cheat For.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Some reason, that got into David's head, so he's been
purposely trying to annoy Ava so that he can be
the beneficiary of her revenge tactics.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
That didn't really work though.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
No, it's been kind of backfiring.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
And that remember the X was an X. Yeah a while, it.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Wasn't just totally different situation. That's what's brought him here. Oh, David,
is your head at a lot of people texting?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
And Oh David, yeah, I told you guys, I screwed up.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I have a question though, like, are you wanting to
own up to your behavior of being a jerk on
the dates or or are you wanting her not to
know that was on purpose?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah? I mean, I'm willing to if it just kind
of comes up organically, but I don't want to kind
of put my business out there right away.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
That makes sense, Like if she says, well, I'm not
calling him back because he's a jerk, then we can say, well, yeah, yeah,
he had the wrong idea of what you liked.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, we're about to call her here. But my advice
for you, David is if we do get her on
on the phone and you do get a chance to
talk to her, try and be playful with her because
it's kind of a funny thing that's happened this whole
way that this was played out.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh, just Jeffrey advice all of a sudden a way.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, Rare, I don't usually give advice to our listeners here,
but you know, it's kind of a typical guy thing
to think the way that you thought. So hopefully if
you lay it out playfully, she'll see the humor in it.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I can be playful.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, Thank goodness for chat GPT because that was not
my wondering, all right, but I felt like you needed it. Anyway,
I'm going to dial her number and let's see if
she picks up.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Hi, is this Eva?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (40:45):
This is who?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Hey, this is jeff I'm on a radio show called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, the whole shows here ab the morning. A.
Speaker 11 (40:55):
Hi, guys, get.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, we got it from a guy who listens to
our show.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
We've been very eager to talk to you about this
guy because we know you two went out on a
date recently.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Two dates in fact.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Yeah, double yeah, who is it? It's a guy named
David and so.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
God, oh what do you mean God?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
So you're not calling him back on purpose?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Obviously?
Speaker 14 (41:24):
No response is a response? Guy?
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah, definitely, that's interesting. Why why would you have such
hesitation to see him again?
Speaker 14 (41:33):
I can't believe you guys are calling me about this.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Well, he asked us to call you because he's a
little bit uncertain about what's happening. Between you two right now.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
Well, I'm new to the dating scene and I'm like
dating around and I want to keep my options open.
So why do I have to be locked in on
one person that I wasn't that big of a fan.
Speaker 10 (41:54):
Of him a lot?
Speaker 6 (41:57):
So you were scared you were going to like him
too much?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
You don't want to date anyone.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
She just said that she's not a big fan of.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
And it's totally fair for you to feel that way. Ava.
We don't judge you on that at all. But if
I told you that David has been dating for a
little bit longer than you and he feels like.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
He messed up, oh you're just gonna okay, you.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Could probably agree with me that everybody deserves a second chance.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
What she says everybody at Bold State Advice kick today.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I don't know what's exactly going on.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We don't even know why she's not a fan of him.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Aren't you curious about that?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
I one hundred percent agree with you, Brooke, And the
perfect person to tell you that is actually David himself.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
The perfect person to tell me how she feels.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Brook, You don't understand how you've been married for too long? Yeah,
you're listening No, it's not about healthy communication. It's about
David explaining what's going on because he had But he's
on the other line right now listening to this.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
What.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I'm not sure because she hasn't said anything.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I don't know if we want her to share anymore.
But David, David, are you there?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hey? You?
Speaker 14 (43:13):
What is happening right now?
Speaker 9 (43:15):
Like?
Speaker 11 (43:15):
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well? I'm doing it to get under your skin? Aren't
you mad at me?
Speaker 10 (43:20):
What?
Speaker 9 (43:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I am?
Speaker 14 (43:23):
But also like why.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Oh gosh, I bet you want to get back at me.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
You should probably have me over for dinner tonight.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
I know, because I.
Speaker 11 (43:36):
Don't want to have anything to do with you.
Speaker 14 (43:38):
I didn't even like hanging out with you. You were
really disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well, you're right, I am that guy, and you need
to teach me a lesson.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
Now.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's funny?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
What are you?
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Doesn't pick up any signs?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I mean, David, are you trying to be funny right now?
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
That could be he's just being playful.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
Gpt said to do it's icky Wept.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
David. You're doing great.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Keep going, David, be yourself.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah, I fear this is him.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
The first day, Okay, David, clearly she feels like something
weird is going on.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Okay, you know that story told me about your ex
chet story. You know, when you're on our first hangout,
you said you caught your ex cheating, so, you know,
to get back at him, you made him the best
sinner ever. And then you you know, you hooked up
with and it was the greatest ever.
Speaker 14 (44:38):
Oh my god, oh my god, are you serious right now?
Because wait, you thought that was gonna happen to you?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I mean, let it make you mad if I said yes.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Again, off, I dated that guy for a year and
I would never do that again. Say that you regret
that revenge move that wasn't really of course, I.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Help the guys out there probably the meaning.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
You know, it's like you didn't deserve that.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Yeah, we were all like, dude, you gave him a tree.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, the guy in the room definitely.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah, the texports.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Are you hearing her?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah? And I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Well now you do, ok, all right and show Yeah, David,
you need to follow that up with something like an
apology or I'm not really that person.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Okay, then I probably should tell you, like if you
told me that story, I was doing things to bug
you on purpose, because you know, I thought it would work.
Are you like the biggest idiot ever? I kind of
feel like an idiot now?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 14 (45:52):
So hold on, Is that why you kept stealing my
fries even though you had a plate of your own?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
What you had your own, I can take a big
handful of his and put him back on my plate.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
David, is there anything that you want to say to Ava?
Speaker 10 (46:07):
Here?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Listen, I'm just telling you I am a nice guy.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
No you're not.
Speaker 14 (46:12):
You stole my fries and then you were just rude
to me all night.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
I mean, actions kind of speak louder than words.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Right now, you'd have to.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Like, but that wasn't a real hymn though.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I mean, you'd have to have Ava give you another
chance to prove who you really are.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Oh you mean, like if she wanted to, you know,
make me dinner one night.
Speaker 14 (46:29):
Yeah, that's not happening.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Do you learn nothing.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
It's just when you told me that story, it kind
of got in my head and it screwed me up.
Like it's kind of your fault for describing it the
way you did.
Speaker 14 (46:39):
Oh wow, it's my fault that I was telling you
a mistake that I made before and then you were
just trying to make me make the same mistake not happening.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
It was just a story. And I will be honest
with you Ava. Before we had you two together, he
sounded very regretful.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
So why isn't he sounding regretful right now?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Do you have the chance right now? David?
Speaker 14 (47:02):
No, he's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Well, yeah, I'm saying it. He admits that, he admits
that he's an idiot, and he feels that way. And
that's why I think that you should be willing to
give him maybe one more chance, and will even offer
to pay for the next day. It'll be on us
if you say yes.
Speaker 14 (47:17):
Oh nah, I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (47:20):
Did you just hear this entire conversation? It's like I
lost brain cells?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
You know how many people say that after coming on
our show.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Good point, but.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
She didn't lose enough brain cells to say yes to
another date. So I'm sorry, David. All right, your strategy
didn't work.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
All right, guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
All right, David, just be yourself next time.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I will and in Aba, if you're thinking about this
tonight or tomorrow and it gets you really mad, give
me a call.
Speaker 11 (47:46):
Oh trust me.
Speaker 14 (47:48):
I won't be thinking about it.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Yeah, wee Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Is it just a blanket statement that people should never
talk about their exes on a first date? Ever?
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Ever, sometimes people are like, yeah, my X suck, my
X suck.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
And you bought No.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I feel like this gives another reason as to why
that's not a good idea.
Speaker 10 (48:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Usually nothing good will come out of it, even if
the backstory is super juicy.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
I mean, yes, it's good for us, but not great
for the daters. O.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
This guy, he couldn't let it go.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (48:20):
No, man, like he invented this whole scene in his head,
and it's like it's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
It's like you're inventing this imagining.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
It's not you.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah, but that's all started with x'es. What's a good
subject to talk about on a first date, Brooke?
Speaker 3 (48:33):
All of the second date podcasts that you totally binge.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Wow look at Ready Spotify.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah, more horror dating.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Story or the YouTube videos you watched at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Oh yeah, they're up on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get
your podcast, you're gonna get in here. You can get
revenge bang so hard. After that, while a second you
need to do to find them online at Broken.
Speaker 10 (48:57):
Jeffery Brooke and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
I gotta admit I was trying to write my song
of the week last night. Yeah, but my brain was
running on like twelve percent battery. There was no charger
in sight. Yeah, so I thought, maybe I just need
to pause and stop and get some inspiration from somebody
who truly understands me.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
I turned to my one wise dependable source who just
gets me.
Speaker 13 (49:30):
The outside, the Rican leather Penlefario himself, Ricky Martin.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Wow, Ricky has some wisdom.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Oh he is my mister Miagi for sure. He just
knows exactly what to whisper to me through.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Those speakers inside out.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
I sure was. He charged my battery right up to
sixty nine percent. So thanks so old Sticky Ricky, I
was able to knock out a brand new song of
the week. You're gonna hear it. Leather pants on coming
up right after this. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
And it is the holidays.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, yourttle festive Santa hat Jeffrey, Okay, Christmas sweater.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
It's company mandated. Oh, it's that special time of year
where you get to sip hot cocoa and watch classic
movies and look out the window just in time to
see that first snowflake fall. That is, if you paid
the seventy nine to ninety nine for the Christmas drone
that creates artificial snow.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, that's how we're gonna get snow during gold like it.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
That's wonderful. Christmas used to be about family togetherness, peace
on earth, and goodwill towards strange men. But wait, over
the last decade or so, though, I feel like it's
really changed where now it's all about maximum cash flow
(50:58):
and presence. What gifts did you buy for your parents?
What smart devices did you bring for your nieces and
your nephews? And since we're all into self care, now,
what presence did you purchase for yourself? Oh that's a
good one.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
I haven't thought about that one.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Oh wait, let me check my Amazon history from two
minutes ago. Oh surprise, it's an R two D two
toothbrush that sings jingle bells in binary.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
That seems like just something you need.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yes, worth the forty eight dollars for sure.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
And if you don't believe me that the holidays have
turned into a month long, never ending financial leech pit.
Just look at our own Alexis Fuller, who on Thanksgiving
drove her family across state lines to gamble on her
phone outside of an illegal casino.
Speaker 6 (51:46):
Actually, my grandma drive from any Man.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Oh that's true. Alexis had too many drinks. So I'm
just curious. When did the holidays stop being all about
simple yuletie joys and all about flashy corporate greed. Somebody
needs to do something to point out how out of
control the holidays have gotten lately.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
You're gonna be the guy no boycott the corporate greed.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Didn't say I'm boycotting, And I'm just pointing out how weird.
My holiday toothbrush will sing to you after this is
over the first time I'm gonna sing instead of Mariah
Carey's holiday hit. All I want for Christmas is you God,
it's young Jefferies. What the heck has Christmas come to? Oh?
Speaker 6 (52:31):
This is gonna be wild.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
I'm going to point. When I'm ready, Here we go
points the good old days of Christmas. Gathered around a
half dead tree, hugging my dad for.
Speaker 13 (52:56):
His presence of Radio Jack batteries. Santa Brock toys to
our homes, not some clown named Jeff Bzo never heard
of teams? What honor? Earth?
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Has Christmas come?
Speaker 12 (53:26):
Two small.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
Santa's coming?
Speaker 12 (53:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (53:34):
I used to enjoy each Christmas.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
A couple of weeks was all we need, And now
we all have Santa Fever two weeks before.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
Hallo, we be forced to hear Mariah Carries ninety freaking
times a day.
Speaker 6 (53:54):
And all I want for Christmas.
Speaker 15 (53:56):
Sas meeks for that tune to go Away, pop stars.
Speaker 13 (54:01):
Covering Charismas songs Silent Night by post Malone.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
It might sound like us screwed.
Speaker 13 (54:09):
But Walmart's been all Christmas shoes.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
It's crazy.
Speaker 13 (54:18):
Oh, there ain't no escaping Christmas.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
It's on every street and star the Starbucks.
Speaker 15 (54:26):
Puts it in your Lotte only cost ten dollars. More
brands try to get in and thus vieing with their
season or games.
Speaker 7 (54:38):
But we don't need your head.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Not life or Gorton's pepper minfish steak Pum decked out
in shiny.
Speaker 13 (54:47):
Lights more than the Vegas Strip fad Night.
Speaker 15 (54:51):
My neighbor just bought you inflatable reindeer talking crew. Ooh,
it's two stories. I think I'm getting dizzy from all
this Christmas cheese. Tell me when this Holla Day became
(55:13):
hollow half a year. Take photos with Mo Santa A,
Jeffrey Raddy, with your visa.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
It's your credit card, Matt sampled, Apple Pot, Santa.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
Claudy, will sack ap Pa.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
Children used to be so happy with the simple wooden train.
Now if it's not the new with typhone, Nephila, cps
co plane brand new cars with big red bows. Elson
Shall stealing Barbies clothes.
Speaker 6 (55:49):
In the living rooms.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
Our Christmas tree is made some poly europane too.
Speaker 6 (56:05):
What the heck has Christmas?
Speaker 10 (56:07):
It's cold, too.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Late?
Speaker 15 (56:10):
Last fifty Hallmark Movies brand news.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, they are all the same.
Speaker 4 (56:17):
Smell my fruitcake scented shampoo. Stay.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
It kind of makes me glad.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
I'm a juice not really ugly Christmas.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Sweaters like it so uglad.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Is incredible.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
I mean when you said you were tackling MARAA Carrie,
I don't know you were kind of taking her down,
I will.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
Say, though a message is lost on me.
Speaker 6 (56:49):
I love that It's Happy Year.
Speaker 7 (56:50):
I want you.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
This made me more exciting. Yeah, okay, the irony is
he may be the new Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
Oh that's there, we go. Yeah, so venmo me You're
money and gratitude for the Christmas song of the week.
If you don't want to do that, you can at
least go and check out the song online. We're going
to post the videos on all of our socials at
Brook and Jeffrey with all of the lyrics. Go share
it with your fellow Christmas obsessed friends.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
Yes, just play it.
Speaker 4 (57:15):
And not say it's this version.
Speaker 6 (57:17):
See anyone notice?
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Oh yeah, I bet they won't.
Speaker 4 (57:20):
That's your song of the week.
Speaker 10 (57:23):
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
In the morning, it is time for Christmas and trivia
versus Brook.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Yeah, crimea, that's right, Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
She's go together and today Samantha, who goes by Sam
is zero and three against you all time? What happened
in those three losses? The first time, she says, she froze.
Second time, she was preoccupied.
Speaker 6 (57:56):
Busy, we'll too busy for the radio.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
The third time, the question just got harder and harder.
Oh no, but you know how the saying goes. Fourth
time's a charm, right, Sam? You're hoping that's the case.
Speaker 14 (58:10):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (58:10):
Like you Number four Okay, Sam, are you preoccupied this time?
Speaker 3 (58:15):
Are you focused on this?
Speaker 14 (58:16):
I stepped out of my office, so I am not preoccupied.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
All right, we're ready.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
No Jesus, we're gonna find out. Brook's gonna leave the studio.
We'll get to the game.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
Here.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Broke out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (58:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 10 (58:34):
All right?
Speaker 4 (58:34):
Fourth time? Here we go. Your time starts now on
this day. In nineteen thirty three, Prohibition ended legalizing the
sale and consumption of what He At the turn of
the millennium, What Notorious computer Bug had people worried that
planes might fall out of the sky at midnight. Path
The tallest building in the world is called the Berje
Khalifa and is located in What City, New York. Which
(58:57):
American author was known for his works like The Old
in the Sea and A Farewell to Arms Half Andre
three thousand. He's the lead singer of what band.
Speaker 7 (59:07):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
He's only answer, I can't, I can't okay, Oh no,
I don't know. If the outdoors really helped you on
this one? Let's bring Brook back into the studio here
and talk about something a little bit more joyful. Because
we've been asking people all month to share their Christmas traditions,
and Sam told our producer that her family always goes
(59:32):
to visit the grandparents on Christmas Eve, but this year's different. Apparently, Sam,
you have a special surprise for your ten and seventeen
year olds.
Speaker 15 (59:41):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (59:42):
We're taking that trip to Hawaii the whole family or Christmas?
Speaker 10 (59:47):
I can't say that of the radio.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
We're going to rud the surprise.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Sam.
Speaker 14 (59:51):
I'll make sure they're not they're not listening in the car.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Okay, good, good, We need less listeners to this show. Yes,
did you hear that sounds like a mom who actually
loves her children.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Did you know that Brooke bought her son a curtain
rod for Christmas this year too? Two of them?
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Oh no, the other ones for the hallway?
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Just yeah, a second.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Okay, he's going to be excited.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Yeah, it's no trip to Hawaii.
Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Curtains.
Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Hey, and if you play it could be a baton
to carry anything.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
As long as you are play in the darkness, draw
those curtains. Okay, Brook, Now you're up.
Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
They're kind of expensive curtain rods, so I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
You didn't play with another young guy turned the radio down.
Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Okay, are you ready? Yes, your time starts now on
this day. In nineteen thirty three, prohibition ended, legalizing the
sale and consumption.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Of what alcohol?
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Did you have to scream it sound? At the turn
of the millennium, what notorious computer bug had people worried
planes might fall out of the sky at midnight. The
y two k bug, the tallest building in the world,
is called the Burj Khalifa and is located in What City, Dubai.
Which American author was known for his works like The
Old Man in the Sea and A Farewell to Arms?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Oh my God, he mean heaving Way.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Andre three thousand is the lead singer of what band.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I'll cast.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
You can't get it normally? Answer from let's just go
over the scoreboard. We'll see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 14 (01:01:22):
You like sugar?
Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Is there sugar and syrup? Then yes, Sam, you got zero.
Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Excuse his friend, Sam, what happened?
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
I was thinking about Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I just didn't know the questions Today, Brook.
Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
You got five.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Look what you did to Sam Brook Christmas spirit away.
Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I mean, next time you'll know the answers to those questions.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Right, Maybe she'll figure it out in Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
She's good. Anyway, let's go over the answers on this day.
In nineteen thirty three, prohibit ended legalizing the sale and
consumption of Oh God, yeah yeah, and not tea like Sam's.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
We're taking t.
Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
Seventeen three or so.
Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Well, he's ever been illegal here. But turn of the millennium,
the notorious y T. K Bug had people worried that
planes might fall out of the sky.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Tallest building in the world is the Buris Khalifa. You
find it in Dubai two thousand, seven hundred twenty two
feet tall. Dan not compensating for anything. American author who
was well known for the old man in the scene
of Farewell to Arms would be Ernest Hemingway in Andre
three thousand. He's the lead singer of Outcast Day. Sam,
I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brooke.
Speaker 15 (01:02:48):
Today.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
You're zero and four. Good news is just we're playing.
We're giving you a family four pack of tickets to
the Issaqua Reindeer Festival at Cougar Mountain Zoo. Take part
in the unique celebration in the Northwest, happening November twenty
eight through December twenty third.
Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
All right, we will go, all right, come back and.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Play again soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same
time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The only clue I'm giving you to the song of
the week is Jeffrey came in with the Santa hat on.
Yes he did, Yeah, I know, and luckily.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
For us, he had other clothes on too, So that's good.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We got a brand new full hour for you today
that does include Jeff's brand new song of the week.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We do beauty trend stuff, yes, strange beauty trend yes,
clarify that, which.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The guys were both really into they were, yes, oddly,
and a brand new second date update your full hours
about to start, but we always started with you your comments. Yes,
Catherine helm said, I'm begging y'all please make a compilation
of Jeffrey's throat jokes. He says the craziest things.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He does, have a lot of throat jokes. I've never
thought about a compliment if you want to, could that
make a whole hour show of just him doing that
in one week? We could get there, have to do that,
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, maybe Jeffrey has his own little stash that he
likes to listen to.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Probably his own time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah all right, well maybe you'll get a throat joke
in this hour time.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yep, it starts now.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's not really Christmas without a little bit of controversy.
It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning. This here, jeff Well,
a Christmas tree farm in New Jersey, is getting a
ton of backlash for the unique thing that they've been
doing selling colorful, spray painted Christmas trees. You can see
(01:17):
the photos on the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. I'm
show you photos here.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean, that's kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Like the flocked ones, right, those are basically sprayed with stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, they can look white.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't know which ones those are, but these are
all real trees that come in an array of colors,
including pink, purple, blue, turquoise, magenta, red, and black. Okay,
so what's so controversial about that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I mean, it's probably just that they're real trees. Like,
why buy a real tree if you want one that's pink.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Color?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
That's not what it is. Apparently some holiday humbugs are
worried about bringing quote hazardous chemicals into their homes.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I was gonna say, it.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Does look like it's like heavily chemically because.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I guess the tree farm uses some kind of toxic
latex based paint in order to coat them, which okay,
sure doesn't sound great.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But that's what we paint our walls with is latex
thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yes, I mean honestly, I mean Latex paint is basically plastics.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And the Tree Farm put out this reassuring statement saying
we believe the product is safe. See they believe it.
You just have to believe it too, and try not
to inhale too deeply when you put your presence underneath
it you go. Now, do they admit some of the
paint will probably flake off once you bring it into
your home and get on the floor and up into
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your ventilation system. Sure it might, but listen to this
quote as you put you at ease. They say Wickoff's
Tree Farm will not be held legally responsible for or
issues that arise from the use of their products. See
why would a company say that unless it was one
hundred percent safe.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, it's always a good sign exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Everybody stop being grenches. Go huff your chemically painted Christmas
trees this.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Year, I'm just gonna paint my own thank you, yes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Without a mask on.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Good job, Jeff.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
The whole family is gonna wake up at like three pm, like, wait,
did we do the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Breath Yeah, it was the best Christmas ever. Now let's
move on to the shot another day. No negative physical
side effects from daily self electrocution, and we are living
proof of that. Jay go ahead.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah you may not believe this, but YouTube celebrated its
twentieth birthday this year.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Wow birthday YouTube.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's weird that it's only twenty.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, you're right, I feel like it's been around.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
It's kind of wild because that means the first viral
video is now old enough to complain about its back
hurting all the time. The platform has definitely changed a
lot since those early days of grainy cat clips and
dudes getting hit in the crotch while chugging goat's milk.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Got its still good?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, One thing has never changed.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Pop culture is still deeply influenced by whatever weird content
that people put online. Yeah, that's why today we're honoring
the Big two zero by diving into YouTube's annual year
end trending list for a special clickbait countdown edition of
plenty of twenty. Oh man, you'll say a number one
(04:24):
through twenty. I'll give you a question asking about the
most watched videos, songs, creators, and bizarre trends that took
over our screens this past year.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh, it's just from twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Okay, just answered correctly to stay in the game. And
let's start with the woman who logged over three thousand
hours this year watching Peppa Pig compilation videos. Oh that's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh good, that's how she got her accent.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
In YouTube's end of year list, they calculated the most popular.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Song of the year.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Was it Golden by the K pop Demon Hunter soundtrack
Die with a Smile by Bruno Mar's Lady Gaga or
Rose and Bruno Mars's hit song apt Oh my gosh,
that song was amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Golden so late in the year, And when did they
do the year in review? Like why did they start?
It was in June? Golden? Was Was it really?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Because my entire octobers everyone was texting to do it.
I was helping coach the all star softball team for
the ten year olds and they were all singing it.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Humble Bragg.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Wasn't one on YouTube you'd watched too, because it's like
visually like if they have the whole I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm just gonna go Golden.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
It was Bruno Mars, which Bruno Mars, the one with
Lady Gaga died with a smile.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I would have thought it was Brooke, We're over to you.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Ten is off the board.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, I'll go twenty since it's the twentieth birthday.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Interesting Brooke YouTube also calculated its numbers on how many
videos were watched on trending topics and put these in
order of popularity.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Okay, your topics are La Boo boos oh, user generated roadblocks,
experiences like how to grow a garden or steal a
brain rot, and your third option is squid Game, put
in order of popularity.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Because they had the second season of it coming this year.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I heard the child one so good.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, only seventeen people died.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It was nice.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okaye, right. I don't know those kids with roadblocks. It
feels like that should be number one, just because they
want to learn how to do everything on roadblocks. I'm
going to put roadblocks at number one. I'm going to
put La Boo Boo at number two, and I'm going
to put squid games at number three.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I like it number right back. Number one of trending
topics was squid Game, Roadblocks was number two, and La
Boo Boos was a distant guy.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm nervous now, Jake, everyone's getting them wrong.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Don't be nervous, Jose.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
All you need to do is give me a number
ah seven.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Number seven.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Jose, you two loves Its creators. I'm going to give
you three of them, and you have to tell me.
Based on last year's popularity, not all time, just twenty
twenty five, just twenty twenty five, which creator was the
most viewed on YouTube? Was it mister Beast, kay, I
Show Speed or Kyless Blocks?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I don't know Kyless Blocks.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I don't either, and I'm not, you know, because I'm
on YouTube, by the way, so I would think i'd
know them all.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Have you considered both of you might be unk and chopped.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, it sounds like somebody like reviews games or it's
like a kid whose I Show Speed.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Oh dude, don't you ever say that the biggest?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm serious though.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah, No, he's like the biggest. So I'm gonna go
him his first over mister Beast.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
This year, Hosego's I Show Speed is the most viewed
creator of twenty twenty five on YouTube. I think I'm
sorry for the sixth year in a Row, it was
mister Beast.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
It was probably the show I was really big.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I just can't get taken down.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Year, Jeffrey. We're going over YouTube's recap of twenty twenty five,
and everyone's gotten him wrong. I do not get this wrong,
Jeffrey Need.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm hoping three is an easy one.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
The top podcasts were also ranked on YouTube. They included
some popular ones this past weekend, with THEO Vaughn, The
Joe Rogan Experience, or Kill Tony. Need you to rank
the most popular one. Remember this is just for twenty
twenty five, and if you want, you can write in
a vote for Brook and Jeffrey also.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Want he say, how are we not in that list?
We have over one hundred thousand subscribers.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, Joe Rogan is always the number one rated podcast
on Spotify, But I think THEO Vaughn gets more like
views because people think he's attractive.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
He's fun to watch. I don't know that it's because
people think he's attractive.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I think I think the ladies love a guy in
a mullet. I'm gonna say THEO von is number one one.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It was Brooke and Jeffrey, wasn't it.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I wish it's kind of a mister Beast thing. It
was the Joe Rogan experience again and that. Yeah, all
four of you are chopped and losing today's edition. Uh
plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
All right, Well, so since we all got them wrong,
we all are going to get shocked together, and we're
going to be singing Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Okay, rude Off the red Nose Reindeer him very shining up.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Sorry, we should turn up to ten more.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, then our YouTube views would go. That's your shock
collar question of the day. We got your phone towns
coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And one sneaky
benefit to ordering food delivery over an app is you
don't have to ask for absurd customizations in person.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yes, you don't have to make eye contact.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Shayes fixing it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I know this because a pizza joint Ohio shared a
very complicated order that they got recently that's been going
viral online. It was a large hand tossed pizza and
let's read the quested custom ingredients. Triple pepperoni. Rough to
a good start, extra cheese, banana peppers, light jolopenos, half chicken,
(10:15):
half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives, and not too
heavy on the sauce. Make it a little light.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Okay there Starbucks.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Yeah, that doesn't sound good though, extra cheese. I never
thought of that different.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
There was also a note on the order that explained
the situation that said, yes, I know this looks insane
and you're probably like, who is this dude? I have
a very pregnant wife the pizza. I am done questioning
what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly you
should be too. Thank you and God's species.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
They should give him a free pizza.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
They give him cheesy garlic for free. She doesn't know
she wants it, but she will.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
But if she doesn't want it, she's gonna beat him
with careful.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I feel I don't want anything.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
So there were some comments online after the post went global.
Some of the top ones were he didn't order pizza,
he submitted a cry for help.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Another said I'm pregnant and reading this just got me hungry.
And finally, that pizza sounds fire. Can we get it
on the menu? As the pregnancy special.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Love the Prego.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So yes, one of the weirder pizza orders that we've
heard lately. But let's keep getting weird when we do
Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's
partnered with General Electric to create dog strength hearing aids
for humans. WHOA, it's crazy, So now you too can
(11:54):
hear the sound of a squirrel climbing a tree four
blocks away.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Wait, why do I want to bark?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Jeff?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What do I want to bar?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It's all thanks to Laser Stories, your segment where we
read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser as other Tonight
Is takers just don't. This first laser story is out
of the great state of Florida.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We've just had so many lately from Florida.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Florida's really our MVP. A thirty eight year old man
named Ricky Puddlefry was being investigated by the cops. He
knew that and had been in trouble with the law
for some time, so when police paid him a visit,
they were still a little surprised to see Ricky had
a novelty doormat that said come back with a warrant.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh my god, if.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You say it in a doormat, it's real.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Here's a photo so my host can see it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh my god, where did you buy this from?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's like it looks like a little cute Etsy find.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Deputies didn't even knock on the door. They left, and
an hour later came back with an actual warrant.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
All right, they listen.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
They say Ricky had been posing as a real estate investor,
creating fake documents that made it look like he owned
a bunch of properties. He then used him as collateral
to take out big loans to buy other houses, and
then he'd rent those places out, pocket the money and
never pay back the loans.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
That's a scam.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, he is a smart guy.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Not smart so A.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Cops said their financial crimes unit interviewed him and established
enough probable cause to quote execute a search warrant, thereby
satisfying the doormat's request.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Wow, okay, So.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Ricky is now facing forgery and grand theft charges.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I bet he's not going to put a comeback soon,
domat No.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
In fact, when interviewed by a local newspaper, he said
he's kicking himself for not buying a doormat that said
just go away.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Yeah, do not arrest me.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
The cops have to listen to what the doormats said.
This next Lazer story is out of Richmond, Virginia. Animal
control officers were called to a nearby shop early in
the morning yesterday. The reason why, according to the police report,
a male raccoon had broken into the liquor store, got
super hammered, and passed out in the bathroom. Yeah, it's
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not clear how he got in. It's drinking, then, employee.
You just found him sprawled down on the bathroom floor
the next morning, still completely unconscious, with two bottles of
hoos opened nearby. Oh yeah, little.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Pause, are all sprayed out?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Isn't this the second drunk raccoon story we've done this year?
Remember we did the one that was in a in
a dumpster.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And got drunk.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Does want to get drunk with a rock?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'd maybe raccoons have a problem, you know, maybe we
need to start a little organization.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
The problem is not enough raccoons. We need to make
this a party.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, it is sad partying by yourself.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, it's kind of lonely being a raccoon. Though he
also knocked over a bunch of other bottles off.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
The shelves, being a raccoon or a drunk raccoon both.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Some of them ended up breaking, and then he started
licking the booze up off the floor.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
We've all been there, buddy, here before.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
We've all been there, and he eventually just overserved himself.
It's hard, but he was.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Even there to hold his little raccoon hair back. And
he's alone in the bathroom. Happen to your raccoon? No,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's hard to tell from the photo, but animal control
described him as very intoxicated and they had trouble getting
him to stand The next day, he said, you.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
See I pictures a loving raccoon.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Do they make the drunk raccoons try to walk in
a straight line too?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Tout your little nose.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
In the end, officials let him sleep it off in
an animal shelter, then released him back into the wild.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Man, he's gonna have some story.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Imagine the hangover goes back in the woods. All the
birds are trup but he's like be quiet head.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Officers say they don't know if he has a drinking
problem or not, but good news is at least he
didn't try to drive.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's right, good responsible raccoon.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Tiny victories.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
This next Lazer story is out of Sin City.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Fine.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's hard to believe, but the original Wizard of Oz
was a total flop when it first opened in theaters
in nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Which is nuts because it's the first color movie.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Yeah, it should be like everybody was been wing for it.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
No, it lost one point one million dollars during its
initial run.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Probably maybe the color costs too much.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, I mean the tickets are only like a nickel.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right, how many people do you have to have in
the movie theater to make up a million dollars?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Good points. Flash forward to this year and the movie
is now making two million dollars a day at the
Sphere in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Wow, I have seen this and I want to go.
In that scene, they actually throw like foam apples at me.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
When you're the tree.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Is throwing the apples at Dory. They're throwing real apples
into but whatever.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
But they're able to break two million dollars a day
because people are paying between one hundred and nineteen bucks
for nosebleeds and three hundred and seventy seven dollars for
the front section, all to see a movie that's almost
ninety years old.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I agree, got the spirit.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You don't good for you, Judy Garland.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, I mean, and to be fair, we are talking
like a totally immersive four D experience with multisensory effects
including shaking seats, high velocity winds, atmospheric fog, fire effects,
swirling leaves, floating butterflies, and even falling apples and flying
monkey picks.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And the thing is that's a cheap ticket for anything
at the Sphere.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's why you're like, well, I can't afford to go
to the.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
One thousand dollars concert, so I might as well go
to the one hundred dollars nineteen.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Twenties movie Man that Drunk Raccoon. If he had made
it in, he would have been mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Sure, you may have heard that Vegas is not doing
very well with torres them, and that might be true
in general, But the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere
totally killing it destination. Yeah, let's go to your final
laser story out of tax time with Tony Boring. Give
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it a chance. Well, there's a new career opportunity if
you're a proud perv. Because the federal government is now
paying people to watch adult content.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah you're kidding, not kidding. It can't fund parks or children.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
This is this is important work, Brook, because the I
r S Is auditing people's Only Fans accounts to make
sure they're compliant.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Models.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
They're doing it for business.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
It means some agents are going to be paid to
watch graphic scenes at work.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
God.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
And this is all because of the new no tax
on tips law that Congress passed this summer, because there's
a carve out in it that says you still have
to pay taxes on tips earned from graphic adult activity.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
And these only like twenty ks.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, they put that in there just so that they
could set up a job for themselves, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, And to be fair, not everything on OnlyFans is
adult content. Influencers and a lot of beeless celebrities have accounts.
So if you know of someone who's out of work
with a lot of spare time on their hands, and
they can correctly identify what graphic adult content is, then
you might have a bright future in the irsy. Oh
(19:35):
this guy sayds like he's interested. Is he raising his hand?
To participate. It's hard to tell. He's definitely raising something. Yeah,
he's excited. That sound means Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again the
same time on.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
We've heard of some strange beauty trends over the years,
like the fish who eat the crust off of your feet.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh yeah, that's still going strong.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, they're eating dirt trend for glowing skin. And let's
not forget Gwyneth Paltrow's Brazilian animal poop face mask. Yes,
so nice, but could it get even weirder? I'll tell
you this. There's a plastic surgeon who just came out
with something so bizarre it's going viral on TikTok. And
(20:23):
I don't think my co hosts have seen this yet.
I cannot wait to hear what they think about it
coming up right after this. You know, I don't hop
on social media enough, but when I do and something
catches my eye, I will say it. Oh it's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Say it out loud or just comment.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'll bring it up. Because Brooke left some type of
comment online that got a lot of traction. I'm gonna
paraphrase because I don't have the exact quote written here,
but on Twitter, she wrote, the number one scourge of
this country is uggos A year somebody I didn't want
(21:04):
to heart it, but I don't.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I did just to show support for my co workers.
But I bring it up because, according to a new article,
the rest of the world may be ahead of us
when it comes to the beauty game thanks to some
interesting new treatments and bizarre beauty hacks that everybody else
is doing to look more snatched.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Are even world beauty hacks?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Jess, I am, and specifically for the ladies, I'm curious
have you heard any of these before? I feel like
you would be more in touch with the fashion and
beauty trends than the guys would hear. I want to
know have you heard about them? Would you try them?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Because the first one is led eyelashes. Oh, they got
popular in South America and made their way all the
way to United States not too long ago. Right now,
if you try to get them at Walmart, they're all
sold out.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So it's a strip of little led lights. It looks
like you glue it.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
On your lash line. If you coul feel like a
rain cool.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I wonder how well you see though, you know, if
it's like looking at headlights all day long coming into
your eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Are you saying if you can't see that would be
a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I mean I can't see most of the time anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
What's the difference.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't know if I put them under my glasses
that we're gonna reflection back.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
It's a hot mess now, Like Alexis was saying, they'd
be perfect for festivals. They say for parties, maybe you
could use them the guy to plane into the terminal,
direct them in, blink the right way so they're out
there led eye lashes anyway. Next up ear makeup.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Ear.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
It's really big in Asia right now. I'm showing a
picture Brook, How would you describe ear makeup?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's basically flower tattoos that they put up all up
their lobe instead of extra piercings.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, to me, it looks more like your ear has
like a fern gully fungal growth all over the outside
of it where you might want to check in with
your doctor.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
But are they fake tattoos? Are painting these on?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
It's makeup. They're not tattoos.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I mean, that's kind of impressive. It's really good. I
don't know how you could do that on your own ears.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I know, yeah, so you would wear them.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I mean I couldn't do it on myself. It would
not look like a wower. But if someone did it too, only.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Six flowers on that not cute. If you're just joining us,
we're going over the strangest new beauty treatments and hacks
that the rest of the world is doing right now.
Could be coming here sooner than you think. Next up,
furry nail art. I feel like we're back to the
fungal growth.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
So not hygienic cos.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
The craziest nail trend of the moment where you attach
synthetic hairs to long nail extensions.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Does anyone else thin gets so weird that we're like
removing hair for some parts putting it back on other parts.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Of our body, Like, yeah, it comes in cycles. Yeah,
I feel like to me, it's like if each of
your nails was wearing a Davy Crockett raccoon skin hat.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know why. I imagine it's smelling like a
wet dog. Every time you wash your hands you pick
up a chicken wing in particularly.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Next up, you've heard of those beauty masks like the
green ones a lot of women wear at night, right
before going to bed. The latest trend bubble masks.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
This sounds fun. I love a good mask.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Rook, here's the photo. Have you seen these maybe at
Walgreens or something.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No, it just looks like foaming masks that you put on.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, it's not like bubbles from a bath that you
put onto your face. They're selling masks that froth and
bubble up once they come into contact with your skin,
and it creates a thick layer of foam, turning you
into a human sized cloud of moisturizing bubbles.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
And it's not just for the face, it's for the
whole body.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Sure, phoney.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I mean, once you have a mask on, you're not
moving from your couch anyway. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You guys are on board with all of these. I'm
a little bit surprised.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
That no, not the furry nails.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
That's on the furry nails. But finally, one plastic surgeon
is trying to stand out above the rest by offering
led glowing bread implants.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Do you guys know the scene from Dumb and Dumber
where he thinks there's an oncoming truck? Yeah? Earth, would
you want your boobs to glow?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
They call it the illuminate implant? Are waiting to have
This is gonna made up, but it's real. You can
use an app on your phone to change the colors
or the frequency of how fast you want them to blink.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
They can't blink.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So why be a human when you could be a
human disco ball?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Exactly?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I can imagine having meetings here at work like Brooke,
I'm sorry, you're distracting us. Can you turn them off?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I want to know if I can get the right
and left going at different times.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You care music that you can have alternating colors where
they go from being blue to pink blue to pink
and Brooke, you probably could have used this for your
ursula costume to give yourself a natural purple glow.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You're right, I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So many good, useful things. It matches the eyelashes.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, you know you know what.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You're right, Jeff, This wouldn't be a surgery. Everyone would regret.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Oh my god, America, we're finally getting beautiful again. Those
are the strangest beauty trends happening all around the world
right now text into seven eighty five nine two. Should
we give out a pair of glowing the dark boobies
for Christmas this year?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I don't know why they have to be just for women,
I mean men. You could easily put some LEDs up
in yours what.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Your grandpa won, okas PLoP them in phone taps coming
up right.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
For today's phone tapp, we're calling it two morons in
a library, the library. I'm there, no surprise. It stars
jose and me. The question is which one of us
is the moron? Oh wait, there's two. Yeah, it's two morons.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
I just figured it out.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue in.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, you couldn't even figure out your own. More on
that you're.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Gonna hear in your phone tap right now, another Mornings
on the twenty.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
High Hill Public Library. Missus Sandra, Hi, this is the library. Yes,
this is the library. I did just say that.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Hi.
Speaker 12 (27:25):
My name is Carl.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Hi Carl, why are you whispering?
Speaker 12 (27:32):
I'm inside the library.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Right now you're here.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Yeah, I'm inside. I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working
on a project for school.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
You don't have to whisper, that's okay, yes, I do.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
You know the signs are They say things like be
quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
Sh.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
Seven ages.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (27:59):
So so I.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Can't hear my buddy and he can't hear me, and
now we can't get any work done because we have
your your rules are really restricting us.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
It's like a prison. It's like a very quiet prison.
Speaker 11 (28:15):
Well, I don't want you guys to think of it
as a prison. Just you just have to be you know, quiet,
and yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Is we were being quiet and respectful and then Gary
got super frustrated and then he just got up and
went across the bathroom and now you won't come out.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
He's throwing.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Well, you can tell him.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Both of you can talk a little louder, you know,
you don't have to whisper.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Wait, we can't.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,
as long as you do it respectfully.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Absolutely gay, Right, get out of the john.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Where is that we can talk.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
No, no, not what?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Oh my god, get out of the bathroom. The librarians
that we can talk out loud. I just called her.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, she said, as long as.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
We're working, we can yell.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, Gary's on board. Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
You cannot be yelling in the library.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Gary, she said, you can't yell like the way you
were yelling. You just said I could yell.
Speaker 10 (29:19):
Do you talk to her? I can?
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Maybe you understand her better?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Hello? Yes, Hi, I'm Gary.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
You and your friend. You have to find a happy medium,
you know.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I am happy for what I'm Gary.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
Oh my god, what is going on?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
He?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Can you talk to her? I can't understand? Yeah, I
got it.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Hey, this is Carl.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I dared Gary to put his ear next to an
ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes. He
may not hear you very well.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
So maybe that's why you guys are having difficulty hearing
each other in the first place.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
That's probably it. Gary. What it's about the prank phone call?
It's the ambulance thing with your.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Ears, guys.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
It's not a pride.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I'm sorry I said that wrong. It is a prank
phone call.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Hello, it's a prank phone call. Yeah, oh I get
it now, she doesn't know yet. I'm Gary, what is happening?
This is actually jose and jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Your boyfriend Jonah set you up. This was a phone tap.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Oh my god, thank god, I was. I was getting
very very angry.
Speaker 12 (30:33):
Whoa whoa, whoa way, Please stop yelling at us.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Please never go to a library.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
You guys are the word.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Joke's on you. I can't read. You must feel so
dumb right now trying to ban me from a library.
Speaker 14 (30:47):
We've got a lot of audio books.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
A lot of audio books.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Oh, I can read again.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
There you go, wake.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
Up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on the twenties,
breaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
You ever gone out on a date and afterwards been like, God,
I really wish I hadn't said that stupid.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Thing you every date.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, I tried to pull off that dumb move. But
normally you could just blame it on alcohol or nerves.
But not our listener today. He blames his bad behavior
on a breakup and not even his own Oh no, yes,
it's a weird story. You're about to hear it and
maybe understand why it made him act so strange. In
(31:34):
a brand new Second Date Update, Next Second Date Updated,
a lot of people say, if you want to date successfully, yeah,
you gotta be willing to play the game. But others
will say, I'm not here to play games, but anyway,
and those people are single and okay, But our listener,
(31:57):
David thinks that he's been playing the game too much,
too hard for.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Too long, a longtime player.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Especially with one lady in particular, and now he fears
he might be at the back of the line because
this girl is good looking, that's according to his email,
has many other suitors, so he's worried he may have
screwed it up for himself. David, buddy, welcome to the show.
What's going on?
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's not good, guys, we know that.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Yet, David.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Usually Jeffrey sets you up and things sound way more
dire than they actually are.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
But today, no, you're well, Let's get the story. Tell
us this girl's name and why you feel like maybe
you mess things up.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, her name is Ava and we met on an app. Okay, okay,
I took her to like this outdoor mall place like
a tropical drink kind of spot and Polynesian team.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
I think cool it was a rainforest cafe because that's
not really Polynesian. Thing's more Brazilian better than that.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
But yeah, okay, tropical cocktails. It a fun, fun vibe.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah exactly. She actually really liked it. That's the thing
that she really appreciated that I planned this and I
looked into it beforehand, because apparently her ex never did that.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh is that what she said?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah? Okay, so I said, since you brought it up,
is that why you left him? Because he wasn't really
a planner?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh okay, we're just going to dive into the conversation
about the exit.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I mean, are you okay with talking about this at
this point or like, how are you feeling about where
the conversation is going.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, I don't know, Like, looking back at it, I
probably shouldn't have brought it up, but it was just
kind of flowing in the conversation with a natural conversation,
So I just kind of went with it, you know.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, just working with what she's given you. I guess
that's a real question, all right. Yeah, so you asked,
is that why you left him? Because he didn't plan.
What'd she say?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah? I mean she's like, no, no, that's not it.
But I'll tell you the story. And it turns out
she discovered he was cheating on her.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Yeah, it does do a good story. I was gonna say, yeah,
you want to hear about.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That, And cheating does take a lot of plan so
maybe it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Planning energy was going.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's kind of weird because when she discovered that he
was cheating on her, he came home that night. She
actually made him his favorite meal, had a whole candlelight
dinner form, and then gave him the quote unquote best
sex this is life.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Whoa, that's what she told me.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Wow, this came up during your conversation punishment for I've
never cheated.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
I kind of watched, what.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
The why is telling you? And why does she do that?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know I have had this happen to a friend too.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I reacted that way. Oh my god, I need.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
To using code because she did friends.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
This is some weird revenge.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Wow. Yeah, I mean there's more to it. I mean
apparently after it was over, she asked him, so, how
was that, and he said that was the best I've
ever had, and she responds, good, because it's the last
time you'll ever get it. I know you've been cheating
on I mean I'm leaving you.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Oh okay, that's the revenge.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
But still it feels such a good way to get
broken up with.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, that is not hitting the way you want it to.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yehs, did your quote unquote friend do that too?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
No, it didn't quite in that way for them.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'm guessing they stayed together on and off for the
next four or five months.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
They might be married.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I mean it's like, where do you go in the
date from that point?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Do you like the appetizers?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
So what happened next? David?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, I mean that was kind of the end of
the date. I mean, well, we did kiss at the end, but.
Speaker 15 (35:36):
Kiss after that.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Yes, this is the best kiss of your life. Because
it's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
That story has been kind of stuck in my head
because now I'm purposely trying to make her mad at me,
so I want to get back at me.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Wait, wait, what are you doing to make her mad
at you?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Like we'll go to dinner and I'll the old prize
off her plates.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Is kind of annoyingly Oh see, you guys, You guys
are kind of dating right now, Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
We've had two dates. We've had two dates two Okay.
On the second date, I kind of just started to
be kind of a jerk to her. They kind of
see what I can get for being misbehaving.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Right because you want her to be upset with you
so that she'll cook you a nice meal and give
you the best night.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I forget the very end where she leaves them and
you're holding on to the wrong part of the story
for her.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, I mean, I'm just doing the little barre minimum
things to annoy her. I'm not cheating on her or anything,
you know. I just I just want to get to
the point where she'll want to do those things for me,
but she won't dump me.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Okay, okay, can give you a lesser.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
And you're like the first date and then completely different
the next day. Maybe she's like, I don't know who
he really is?
Speaker 10 (36:47):
You?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yes, you yet? Well you must be coming to us
now because clearly communication is broken down or something like that. Yeah,
what's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely in my head about it
because she hasn't spoken to me in a bit.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I was a jerk to her, and now she's not
talking to me.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Weird how it plays out.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
He did say it was bad at the beginning of this. Yeah,
it is that.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah, So now I understand why you're probably feeling a
little bit remorseful.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I mean, it just sucks, guys, because, like you mentioned before,
she's been a very attractive woman and you know, a
lot of guys have been asking her out. But she
told me I was, you know, the first guy she's
gone out with since the Great Cup happened.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Oh, she could have been rebound.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Why would you not add that detail that is so important?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
You just said it. He just gave us the details.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Nobody at the beginning day.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
You told your story poorly. So we're holding again. Yeah,
there's so many more things wrong now. Yeah, clearly you
may have dug your own grave here, but we're going
to try and turn this around for you, get you
the revenge that you've been seeking.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Wait, is that way you're.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Looking for or do you think that you actually want
to date this girl?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I mean, can I ask for both? I kind of
want to be in a relationship and hook up with her.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
That not a lot of relationships go that way, But
we'll try to work our magic.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Jeff, don't be too rude to her. Take a liking
to you.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
There's gonna be a really weird ending when we come back,
and we're gonna call Ava before you try to get
you your second date update revenge style hold on second
date update. Never in the history of this show have
I heard a tragic breakup story and said, gosh, I
wish that would have been me.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
My god, so true.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
But it happened today because our listener David was on
a date with a woman named Ava. They were talking
about x's and she said, quote, once I found out
he was cheating on me, I made him his favorite
dinner and gave him the best say you'll ever have
in his life, and then she left him.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Wow. Yeah, obviously the men from the in the room
learn their lesson too.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, they're begging to cheat For.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Some reason, that got into David's head, so he's been
purposely trying to annoy Ava so that he can be
the beneficiary of her revenge tactics.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
That didn't really work though.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
No, it's been kind of backfiring.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
And that remember the X was an X. Yeah a while, it.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Wasn't just totally different situation. That's what's brought him here. Oh, David,
is your head at a lot of people texting?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
And Oh David, yeah, I told you guys, I screwed up.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I have a question though, like, are you wanting to
own up to your behavior of being a jerk on
the dates or or are you wanting her not to
know that was on purpose?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah? I mean, I'm willing to if it just kind
of comes up organically, but I don't want to kind
of put my business out there right away.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
That makes sense, Like if she says, well, I'm not
calling him back because he's a jerk, then we can say, well, yeah, yeah,
he had the wrong idea of what you liked.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, we're about to call her here. But my advice
for you, David is if we do get her on
on the phone and you do get a chance to
talk to her, try and be playful with her because
it's kind of a funny thing that's happened this whole
way that this was played out.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh, just Jeffrey advice all of a sudden a way.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, Rare, I don't usually give advice to our listeners here,
but you know, it's kind of a typical guy thing
to think the way that you thought. So hopefully if
you lay it out playfully, she'll see the humor in it.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I can be playful.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, Thank goodness for chat GPT because that was not
my wondering, all right, but I felt like you needed it. Anyway,
I'm going to dial her number and let's see if
she picks up.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Hi, is this Eva?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (40:45):
This is who?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Hey, this is jeff I'm on a radio show called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, the whole shows here ab the morning. A.
Speaker 11 (40:55):
Hi, guys, get.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, we got it from a guy who listens to
our show.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
We've been very eager to talk to you about this
guy because we know you two went out on a
date recently.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Two dates in fact.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Yeah, double yeah, who is it? It's a guy named
David and so.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
God, oh what do you mean God?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
So you're not calling him back on purpose?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Obviously?
Speaker 14 (41:24):
No response is a response? Guy?
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah, definitely, that's interesting. Why why would you have such
hesitation to see him again?
Speaker 14 (41:33):
I can't believe you guys are calling me about this.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Well, he asked us to call you because he's a
little bit uncertain about what's happening. Between you two right now.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
Well, I'm new to the dating scene and I'm like
dating around and I want to keep my options open.
So why do I have to be locked in on
one person that I wasn't that big of a fan.
Speaker 10 (41:54):
Of him a lot?
Speaker 6 (41:57):
So you were scared you were going to like him
too much?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
You don't want to date anyone.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
She just said that she's not a big fan of.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
And it's totally fair for you to feel that way. Ava.
We don't judge you on that at all. But if
I told you that David has been dating for a
little bit longer than you and he feels like.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
He messed up, oh you're just gonna okay, you.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Could probably agree with me that everybody deserves a second chance.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
What she says everybody at Bold State Advice kick today.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I don't know what's exactly going on.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We don't even know why she's not a fan of him.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Aren't you curious about that?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
I one hundred percent agree with you, Brooke, And the
perfect person to tell you that is actually David himself.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
The perfect person to tell me how she feels.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Brook, You don't understand how you've been married for too long? Yeah,
you're listening No, it's not about healthy communication. It's about
David explaining what's going on because he had But he's
on the other line right now listening to this.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
What.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I'm not sure because she hasn't said anything.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I don't know if we want her to share anymore.
But David, David, are you there?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hey? You?
Speaker 14 (43:13):
What is happening right now?
Speaker 9 (43:15):
Like?
Speaker 11 (43:15):
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well? I'm doing it to get under your skin? Aren't
you mad at me?
Speaker 10 (43:20):
What?
Speaker 9 (43:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I am?
Speaker 14 (43:23):
But also like why.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Oh gosh, I bet you want to get back at me.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
You should probably have me over for dinner tonight.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
I know, because I.
Speaker 11 (43:36):
Don't want to have anything to do with you.
Speaker 14 (43:38):
I didn't even like hanging out with you. You were
really disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well, you're right, I am that guy, and you need
to teach me a lesson.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
Now.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's funny?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
What are you?
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Doesn't pick up any signs?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I mean, David, are you trying to be funny right now?
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
That could be he's just being playful.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
Gpt said to do it's icky Wept.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
David. You're doing great.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Keep going, David, be yourself.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah, I fear this is him.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
The first day, Okay, David, clearly she feels like something
weird is going on.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Okay, you know that story told me about your ex
chet story. You know, when you're on our first hangout,
you said you caught your ex cheating, so, you know,
to get back at him, you made him the best
sinner ever. And then you you know, you hooked up
with and it was the greatest ever.
Speaker 14 (44:38):
Oh my god, oh my god, are you serious right now?
Because wait, you thought that was gonna happen to you?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I mean, let it make you mad if I said yes.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Again, off, I dated that guy for a year and
I would never do that again. Say that you regret
that revenge move that wasn't really of course, I.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Help the guys out there probably the meaning.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
You know, it's like you didn't deserve that.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Yeah, we were all like, dude, you gave him a tree.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, the guy in the room definitely.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah, the texports.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Are you hearing her?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah? And I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Well now you do, ok, all right and show Yeah, David,
you need to follow that up with something like an
apology or I'm not really that person.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Okay, then I probably should tell you, like if you
told me that story, I was doing things to bug
you on purpose, because you know, I thought it would work.
Are you like the biggest idiot ever? I kind of
feel like an idiot now?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 14 (45:52):
So hold on, Is that why you kept stealing my
fries even though you had a plate of your own?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
What you had your own, I can take a big
handful of his and put him back on my plate.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
David, is there anything that you want to say to Ava?
Speaker 10 (46:07):
Here?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Listen, I'm just telling you I am a nice guy.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
No you're not.
Speaker 14 (46:12):
You stole my fries and then you were just rude
to me all night.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
I mean, actions kind of speak louder than words.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Right now, you'd have to.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Like, but that wasn't a real hymn though.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I mean, you'd have to have Ava give you another
chance to prove who you really are.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Oh you mean, like if she wanted to, you know,
make me dinner one night.
Speaker 14 (46:29):
Yeah, that's not happening.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Do you learn nothing.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
It's just when you told me that story, it kind
of got in my head and it screwed me up.
Like it's kind of your fault for describing it the
way you did.
Speaker 14 (46:39):
Oh wow, it's my fault that I was telling you
a mistake that I made before and then you were
just trying to make me make the same mistake not happening.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
It was just a story. And I will be honest
with you Ava. Before we had you two together, he
sounded very regretful.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
So why isn't he sounding regretful right now?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Do you have the chance right now? David?
Speaker 14 (47:02):
No, he's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Well, yeah, I'm saying it. He admits that, he admits
that he's an idiot, and he feels that way. And
that's why I think that you should be willing to
give him maybe one more chance, and will even offer
to pay for the next day. It'll be on us
if you say yes.
Speaker 14 (47:17):
Oh nah, I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (47:20):
Did you just hear this entire conversation? It's like I
lost brain cells?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
You know how many people say that after coming on
our show.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Good point, but.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
She didn't lose enough brain cells to say yes to
another date. So I'm sorry, David. All right, your strategy
didn't work.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
All right, guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
All right, David, just be yourself next time.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I will and in Aba, if you're thinking about this
tonight or tomorrow and it gets you really mad, give
me a call.
Speaker 11 (47:46):
Oh trust me.
Speaker 14 (47:48):
I won't be thinking about it.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Yeah, wee Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Is it just a blanket statement that people should never
talk about their exes on a first date? Ever?
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Ever, sometimes people are like, yeah, my X suck, my
X suck.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
And you bought No.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I feel like this gives another reason as to why
that's not a good idea.
Speaker 10 (48:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Usually nothing good will come out of it, even if
the backstory is super juicy.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
I mean, yes, it's good for us, but not great
for the daters. O.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
This guy, he couldn't let it go.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (48:20):
No, man, like he invented this whole scene in his head,
and it's like it's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
It's like you're inventing this imagining.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
It's not you.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah, but that's all started with x'es. What's a good
subject to talk about on a first date, Brooke?
Speaker 3 (48:33):
All of the second date podcasts that you totally binge.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Wow look at Ready Spotify.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah, more horror dating.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Story or the YouTube videos you watched at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Oh yeah, they're up on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get
your podcast, you're gonna get in here. You can get
revenge bang so hard. After that, while a second you
need to do to find them online at Broken.
Speaker 10 (48:57):
Jeffery Brooke and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
I gotta admit I was trying to write my song
of the week last night. Yeah, but my brain was
running on like twelve percent battery. There was no charger
in sight. Yeah, so I thought, maybe I just need
to pause and stop and get some inspiration from somebody
who truly understands me.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
I turned to my one wise dependable source who just
gets me.
Speaker 13 (49:30):
The outside, the Rican leather Penlefario himself, Ricky Martin.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Wow, Ricky has some wisdom.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Oh he is my mister Miagi for sure. He just
knows exactly what to whisper to me through.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Those speakers inside out.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
I sure was. He charged my battery right up to
sixty nine percent. So thanks so old Sticky Ricky, I
was able to knock out a brand new song of
the week. You're gonna hear it. Leather pants on coming
up right after this. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
And it is the holidays.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, yourttle festive Santa hat Jeffrey, Okay, Christmas sweater.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
It's company mandated. Oh, it's that special time of year
where you get to sip hot cocoa and watch classic
movies and look out the window just in time to
see that first snowflake fall. That is, if you paid
the seventy nine to ninety nine for the Christmas drone
that creates artificial snow.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, that's how we're gonna get snow during gold like it.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
That's wonderful. Christmas used to be about family togetherness, peace
on earth, and goodwill towards strange men. But wait, over
the last decade or so, though, I feel like it's
really changed where now it's all about maximum cash flow
(50:58):
and presence. What gifts did you buy for your parents?
What smart devices did you bring for your nieces and
your nephews? And since we're all into self care, now,
what presence did you purchase for yourself? Oh that's a
good one.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
I haven't thought about that one.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Oh wait, let me check my Amazon history from two
minutes ago. Oh surprise, it's an R two D two
toothbrush that sings jingle bells in binary.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
That seems like just something you need.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yes, worth the forty eight dollars for sure.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
And if you don't believe me that the holidays have
turned into a month long, never ending financial leech pit.
Just look at our own Alexis Fuller, who on Thanksgiving
drove her family across state lines to gamble on her
phone outside of an illegal casino.
Speaker 6 (51:46):
Actually, my grandma drive from any Man.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Oh that's true. Alexis had too many drinks. So I'm
just curious. When did the holidays stop being all about
simple yuletie joys and all about flashy corporate greed. Somebody
needs to do something to point out how out of
control the holidays have gotten lately.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
You're gonna be the guy no boycott the corporate greed.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Didn't say I'm boycotting, And I'm just pointing out how weird.
My holiday toothbrush will sing to you after this is
over the first time I'm gonna sing instead of Mariah
Carey's holiday hit. All I want for Christmas is you God,
it's young Jefferies. What the heck has Christmas come to? Oh?
Speaker 6 (52:31):
This is gonna be wild.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
I'm going to point. When I'm ready, Here we go
points the good old days of Christmas. Gathered around a
half dead tree, hugging my dad for.
Speaker 13 (52:56):
His presence of Radio Jack batteries. Santa Brock toys to
our homes, not some clown named Jeff Bzo never heard
of teams? What honor? Earth?
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Has Christmas come?
Speaker 12 (53:26):
Two small.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
Santa's coming?
Speaker 12 (53:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (53:34):
I used to enjoy each Christmas.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
A couple of weeks was all we need, And now
we all have Santa Fever two weeks before.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
Hallo, we be forced to hear Mariah Carries ninety freaking
times a day.
Speaker 6 (53:54):
And all I want for Christmas.
Speaker 15 (53:56):
Sas meeks for that tune to go Away, pop stars.
Speaker 13 (54:01):
Covering Charismas songs Silent Night by post Malone.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
It might sound like us screwed.
Speaker 13 (54:09):
But Walmart's been all Christmas shoes.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
It's crazy.
Speaker 13 (54:18):
Oh, there ain't no escaping Christmas.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
It's on every street and star the Starbucks.
Speaker 15 (54:26):
Puts it in your Lotte only cost ten dollars. More
brands try to get in and thus vieing with their
season or games.
Speaker 7 (54:38):
But we don't need your head.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Not life or Gorton's pepper minfish steak Pum decked out
in shiny.
Speaker 13 (54:47):
Lights more than the Vegas Strip fad Night.
Speaker 15 (54:51):
My neighbor just bought you inflatable reindeer talking crew. Ooh,
it's two stories. I think I'm getting dizzy from all
this Christmas cheese. Tell me when this Holla Day became
(55:13):
hollow half a year. Take photos with Mo Santa A,
Jeffrey Raddy, with your visa.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
It's your credit card, Matt sampled, Apple Pot, Santa.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
Claudy, will sack ap Pa.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
Children used to be so happy with the simple wooden train.
Now if it's not the new with typhone, Nephila, cps
co plane brand new cars with big red bows. Elson
Shall stealing Barbies clothes.
Speaker 6 (55:49):
In the living rooms.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
Our Christmas tree is made some poly europane too.
Speaker 6 (56:05):
What the heck has Christmas?
Speaker 10 (56:07):
It's cold, too.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Late?
Speaker 15 (56:10):
Last fifty Hallmark Movies brand news.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, they are all the same.
Speaker 4 (56:17):
Smell my fruitcake scented shampoo. Stay.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
It kind of makes me glad.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
I'm a juice not really ugly Christmas.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Sweaters like it so uglad.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Is incredible.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
I mean when you said you were tackling MARAA Carrie,
I don't know you were kind of taking her down,
I will.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
Say, though a message is lost on me.
Speaker 6 (56:49):
I love that It's Happy Year.
Speaker 7 (56:50):
I want you.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
This made me more exciting. Yeah, okay, the irony is
he may be the new Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
Oh that's there, we go. Yeah, so venmo me You're
money and gratitude for the Christmas song of the week.
If you don't want to do that, you can at
least go and check out the song online. We're going
to post the videos on all of our socials at
Brook and Jeffrey with all of the lyrics. Go share
it with your fellow Christmas obsessed friends.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
Yes, just play it.
Speaker 4 (57:15):
And not say it's this version.
Speaker 6 (57:17):
See anyone notice?
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Oh yeah, I bet they won't.
Speaker 4 (57:20):
That's your song of the week.
Speaker 10 (57:23):
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
In the morning, it is time for Christmas and trivia
versus Brook.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Yeah, crimea, that's right, Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
She's go together and today Samantha, who goes by Sam
is zero and three against you all time? What happened
in those three losses? The first time, she says, she froze.
Second time, she was preoccupied.
Speaker 6 (57:56):
Busy, we'll too busy for the radio.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
The third time, the question just got harder and harder.
Oh no, but you know how the saying goes. Fourth
time's a charm, right, Sam? You're hoping that's the case.
Speaker 14 (58:10):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (58:10):
Like you Number four Okay, Sam, are you preoccupied this time?
Speaker 3 (58:15):
Are you focused on this?
Speaker 14 (58:16):
I stepped out of my office, so I am not preoccupied.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
All right, we're ready.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
No Jesus, we're gonna find out. Brook's gonna leave the studio.
We'll get to the game.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
Here.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Broke out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (58:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 10 (58:34):
All right?
Speaker 4 (58:34):
Fourth time? Here we go. Your time starts now on
this day. In nineteen thirty three, Prohibition ended legalizing the
sale and consumption of what He At the turn of
the millennium, What Notorious computer Bug had people worried that
planes might fall out of the sky at midnight. Path
The tallest building in the world is called the Berje
Khalifa and is located in What City, New York. Which
(58:57):
American author was known for his works like The Old
in the Sea and A Farewell to Arms Half Andre
three thousand. He's the lead singer of what band.
Speaker 7 (59:07):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
He's only answer, I can't, I can't okay, Oh no,
I don't know. If the outdoors really helped you on
this one? Let's bring Brook back into the studio here
and talk about something a little bit more joyful. Because
we've been asking people all month to share their Christmas traditions,
and Sam told our producer that her family always goes
(59:32):
to visit the grandparents on Christmas Eve, but this year's different. Apparently, Sam,
you have a special surprise for your ten and seventeen
year olds.
Speaker 15 (59:41):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (59:42):
We're taking that trip to Hawaii the whole family or Christmas?
Speaker 10 (59:47):
I can't say that of the radio.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
We're going to rud the surprise.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Sam.
Speaker 14 (59:51):
I'll make sure they're not they're not listening in the car.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Okay, good, good, We need less listeners to this show. Yes,
did you hear that sounds like a mom who actually
loves her children.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Did you know that Brooke bought her son a curtain
rod for Christmas this year too? Two of them?
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Oh no, the other ones for the hallway?
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Just yeah, a second.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Okay, he's going to be excited.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Yeah, it's no trip to Hawaii.
Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Curtains.
Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Hey, and if you play it could be a baton
to carry anything.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
As long as you are play in the darkness, draw
those curtains. Okay, Brook, Now you're up.
Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
They're kind of expensive curtain rods, so I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
You didn't play with another young guy turned the radio down.
Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Okay, are you ready? Yes, your time starts now on
this day. In nineteen thirty three, prohibition ended, legalizing the
sale and consumption.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Of what alcohol?
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Did you have to scream it sound? At the turn
of the millennium, what notorious computer bug had people worried
planes might fall out of the sky at midnight. The
y two k bug, the tallest building in the world,
is called the Burj Khalifa and is located in What City, Dubai.
Which American author was known for his works like The
Old Man in the Sea and A Farewell to Arms?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Oh my God, he mean heaving Way.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Andre three thousand is the lead singer of what band.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I'll cast.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
You can't get it normally? Answer from let's just go
over the scoreboard. We'll see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 14 (01:01:22):
You like sugar?
Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Is there sugar and syrup? Then yes, Sam, you got zero.
Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Excuse his friend, Sam, what happened?
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
I was thinking about Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I just didn't know the questions Today, Brook.
Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
You got five.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Look what you did to Sam Brook Christmas spirit away.
Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I mean, next time you'll know the answers to those questions.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Right, Maybe she'll figure it out in Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
She's good. Anyway, let's go over the answers on this day.
In nineteen thirty three, prohibit ended legalizing the sale and
consumption of Oh God, yeah yeah, and not tea like Sam's.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
We're taking t.
Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
Seventeen three or so.
Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Well, he's ever been illegal here. But turn of the millennium,
the notorious y T. K Bug had people worried that
planes might fall out of the sky.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Tallest building in the world is the Buris Khalifa. You
find it in Dubai two thousand, seven hundred twenty two
feet tall. Dan not compensating for anything. American author who
was well known for the old man in the scene
of Farewell to Arms would be Ernest Hemingway in Andre
three thousand. He's the lead singer of Outcast Day. Sam,
I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brooke.
Speaker 15 (01:02:48):
Today.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
You're zero and four. Good news is just we're playing.
We're giving you a family four pack of tickets to
the Issaqua Reindeer Festival at Cougar Mountain Zoo. Take part
in the unique celebration in the Northwest, happening November twenty
eight through December twenty third.
Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
All right, we will go, all right, come back and.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Play again soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same
time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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