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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh man, thank you so much for your patience. It's
fricking Jeffrey in the morning, and this is your full
show podcast and listen if you're on YouTube. It's been
a little delayed, all right, and I are we're filling
in for Jake Jake Digital. Jake has been out sick
this week. And man, does that guy do a lot
of work around here? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
He does, and he does it so well. It's so
falllessly unlike yes.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So, yesterday the full show didn't go up to one pm,
and a lot of people were not happy with us,
and I hope we were trying for like three hours
on it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, it's not that we weren't trying, dude, seriously.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
One of the comments comments killed me of how upset
everyone was waiting. But one of my favorites was Hannah Franklin,
who said, waiting for you guys to upload the full
show today had me feeling like I was single again,
waiting it for a text back from the guy I like.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Because I I text you when you're done, and then
they just never.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm sorry, but we didn't ghost you. Okay, we're here,
we really are. We're here.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Be patient with it's your full show. It's a lot
of fun today. Jeff's song is all for the moms
out there.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah you really want, which is for you to leave
us alone.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's a classic Chapel Roan parody.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So definitely stick around for that new second day and
just a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It starts now.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wherever you listen to us. Do you like the state
where you live? Or do you think it's a total
dumpster fire?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
There's between.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I asked
because a new study was done that ranked the best
states to live in.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I feel like this is all dependent on how well
your fourth grade teacher taught you state history.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know, like how much pride you actually have.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Well, they consider a lot of different factors into the
quality of life there. I wonder if you'll be surprised
by the results though, So I'll get to number one
in a second. But starting with number ten, Washington State,
just crack the top ten. Number nine is massive choo sits.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Is it bad that I really want to know the
worst states to live in?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I'll tell you a couple of those two, But eight
is South Dakota, thank you, Mount Rushmore. Then Vermont Florida, Nebraska,
and Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
These are all very nature centric places.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Coming in at number three, Brooks home state of Idahoay.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, obviously because I am from there. Oh no, you're
like oy.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That's where brook is from and it's where they send
all the people who are in witness protection.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
So it's gotta be pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I mean, there's so many mountains where you can live
without having any contact.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Number two is New Hampshire for the third straight year
in a row. Number one is Utah. Wow, because it
ranks first in fiscal stability, third in economy and infrastructure,
fourth and education, and seventh in crime.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
It's like central like you can get a flight from there.
You're like four hours from anywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Honest, has the best national parks.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
It actually ranked forty eighth in nature.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Sofet that's what I said. Meanwhile, you asked about the
worst states to live in what I want to The
two worst are Alaska and at the very bottom Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Those are two very different and if.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
You're from one of those places, listen, I didn't make
this list.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Don't be mad at me.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
One getting people on the textboard the survey, how dare.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
You Anyway, now we got to move on again into
the stock collar question of the day, and back by
unpopular demand, we have to bring on our technical director Ashton.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
To give us a question that well today, well, okay,
now you see what everybody's talking.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Okay, today we celebrate National Tear the Tag off the
Mattress Day. Well, because you've probably heard people joke that
if you tear the tag off your mattress, you're gonna
be punished in jail up to ten years. Yeah it says,
I don't think so, But is that really breaking the law. No, No,
(04:18):
it's illegal to tear the tag off your own mattress,
and that warning do not remove under penalty of law
only applies to stores and manufactures. Right, you could do
whatever you want with that mattress.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
But still there's Idaho coming out.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
God is thinking.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
There's a lot of other things that sound illegal but
really aren't, and a few things that are totally illegal
but seems like they shouldn't be. So today you'll have
to decide which is which during a special fake crime
or do the time edition up twenty So you're gonna
(05:02):
stand number between one and twenty. I'm gonna give you
a questionable act and you have to guess is that
a fake crime?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Or will you be doing the time?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
This is going to be useful information in life. Yeah,
I might get ash.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
So we're gonna start with the woman whose blonde dye
job is a crime against fashion. That is Alexis, Alexis.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Give me a number that's not true?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
First of all?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Six?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
All right, Alexis.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Your suspected illegal activity is flipping off a cop.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Is that a fake crime?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Or are you going to be doing the time? That
is so bold?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh my god? Have you done that before? Alexis?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
No, I don't get like crime. Okay, I think it's
fake crime, Ashton, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yes, is it rude?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Totally? Don't flip off cop? But is it illegal?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
No, it's it's protected free speech under the First Amendment.
There we go, given the bird protected word with a
smile like good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm going to go with number one. Can't you tell
from my fingers?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I want yet?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
I got my tears a little bit, brook. Your suspected
illegal activity is sleeping in your car. Is that a
fake crime? Or are you doing the time?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh this is interesting because if you are sleeping in
your car in certain places, the cops will come and
knock on your window.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I've been woken up by cops in my car before. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We didn't have a tent because I was poor, and
so we just thought we could sleep in.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Our car on the beach and they're like, yeah, you
can't sleep here.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, they wouldn't let us, so we had to move
it to in the morning. So I'm going to say,
I'm going to say it is illegal, do the crime.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm sorry, that is a fake crime.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
It's almost always legal if you're not trespassing, and you
don't park in front of a school late at night.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Are you on a public beach?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Is that a personal thing that you learned Ashton about
the schools? No comments? Okay, Jose give me a number.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Let's go five.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
You're suspected illegal activity? Is driving barefoot.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Big crime?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Or due the time?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
You know?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
As he reminds me, I was in Hawaii one time
and I called an uber and the guy was barefoot.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I don't like it's Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right, I've driven barefoot before, But my mom's told me
my whole life is not allowed.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't know if she's want
me to like you know, when you push your foot.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Down, it does feel weird and it feels like the
pedals are really far away for some reason.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I know you love to drive with your silk slippers.
You're driving slippers, but if you were going barefoot.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
No, I need to ask my chauffeur what he does.
I need to text you a little bit.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Later on that.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Okay, Yeah, I think you're doing the time.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh, it's illegal.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
That is a fake crime.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
It's been an urban myth for years and technically not
illegal in any state.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
So if you see bigfoot driving totally in the clear. Okay, Jeff,
if you get this correct, you and Alexis will win
the fake crime or do the time edition of plenty
of twenty and if not to win by yourself.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
So, Jeff, give me a number of police fourteen.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
You're suspended illegal activity? Is using a fake name online?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is that the crime?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Or during the time?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I don't even think I use my own real name
on you.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah, aren't Younby or something young Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's this whole time I thought your first name was young. No,
it's not.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
In the curtain back, it's not my actual name. And
I'm gonna say that is fake crime.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
You said fake crime.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I'm sorry you're doing the time. That's illegal.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
If you create a fake profile or use their name,
that violates the Computer Fried and Abuse Act, you can
go to jail. I believe it refers more to copying
someone else's Yes.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Take money.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
That's a lot different than using a fake name on
your program.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There might be a real young Jeffrey out there.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
That's fair.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I am so famous by accident.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
It's all the young Jeffreys.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I apologize to stealing your identity. And that means that
Alexis has won today's edition of.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I'm twenty a Right.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
And Alexis you get to choose who gets shocked while
singing the theme from Cops, Bad Boys.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Who's it gonna be?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I mean, you're the criminal in the room we found.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Out, d.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Okay, bad boys, Bad Boys. What you're gonna do? What
you're gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?
Bad That is your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
We got to follow tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Make sure you follow
us on YouTube at can Jeffrey because we're there. We
post our whole show there with the phone taps, the
second dates, and weird news stories like this one that's
been making headlines. There's a new viral trend called the
kool aid Man challenge. Have you guys heard about this
(10:18):
one yet?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No? But is it involved running through brick walls?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Oh well, our producer had me watch a video of
it this morning, and it is shocking. High schoolers everywhere
are filming themselves running full speed through wooden fences, not
brick walls.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Your fences.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
My buddy did this like ten years ago, really drunk,
and then he got sober afterwards because it was a
really bad situation.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Did he do it on purpose or was that just
a drunken accident.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It was on purpose, but it was also the start
of his sobriety.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh yeah, way, that.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Was the big moment for him and Alexis.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
You might be too young to remember this, but that's
what the Kool aid Man would do in the old commercials.
He burst through someone's living wall and shout, oh yeah,
they have to do this in the video.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh yeah? Do they say, oh yeah, it's unconscious by
the time they try.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
As far as zoomed out.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's like really, so you just see them run through
and then get up and run away. But that's what
they're doing. They're screaming, bursting through random people's fences, sometimes
five or six of them all at once, like just
completely destroying the entire fence.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Why can't you do a TikTok challenge that doesn't destroy
other people's property?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, you know, like you don't know that.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It' thought their mom's hops.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
And no risk, no reward, Brooks.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
So our summertime challenges are coming up in brook Do
I hear an? Oh yeah, running through a few of
your neighbors fences for some clicks.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh no, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
No fun. It's what all the cool kids are doing
right now. Man, challenge, It's fine.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I'll act like a cat challenge where I sleep on
the fence.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah, we're gonna start a whole new trend. Maybe run
right through a fence into laser stories. That's coming up
right after this. It's the radio segment that just came
up with an innovative new streaming app for all the
foodies out there. It's called crumb Cast, where it only
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plays food scenes from famous movies and TV shows like
Devilwar's Prada. It just shows the part where Anne Hathaway
makes a grilled cheese sandwich, because who needs plot when
there's pasta and laser story.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Hilly Wonka is going to stay the same.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, Yeah, we get to the right the segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. There's other
young dums, just don't this first Laser stories out of England.
Laurna Rook was working as a supervisor at a blood
donation center in twenty twenty one for her when a
handful of people on her team took an online Star
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Wars personality test. Yeah that's kind of Joe thing you
might see on BuzzFeed, supposed to tell you which Star
Wars character you were. So Lorna wasn't around to take
the test herself. Instead, one of her coworkers answered the
questions for her and then announced to everyone that Lorna
had a Darth Vader like personality.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I don't know, but I don't think that coworker liked
you very much If she's answering the questions like that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The test actually spun it in a good way. It said,
being a Darth Vader means you were a very focused
individual who can bring teams together.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
With some daddy issues.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Lorna said it made her feel bad, and she quit
the next month and filed the lawsuit, which, let's be honest,
totally something Darth Vader would do.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I mean, he is very victimy, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
So a judge just heard the case and basically ruled
that the Star Wars test created a hostile work environment.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I mean, I kind of have her back here.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
He also said being aligned with a legendary villain is insulting,
and Lorna deserved forty thousand dollars for her pain and suffering.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Why people feel bad?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Gay, If you guys want to do a survey about
me in the lobby where I'm not there, I'm fine
with that if it's gonna give me forty k does.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I'm not allowed to compare our producer to an evil
sith lord anymore.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
No, not anymore.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I mean, even if it is totally accurate, is.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It a comparison it's actually true?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Yeah, just absolutely equal.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Anyway, your next laser story is out of Connecticut. At
around noon the other day, a forty eight year old
guy hired a prostitute.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And that's, like I said, lunch thing, he's on a
break or you.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Say that, like he's just getting a cup of coffees.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
What else are you going to.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Do it on a work day?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're not getting the highest quality options. Yeah, a work day, that.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
One might be fair.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
But they were driving around looking for a secure area
to do some private.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Business, you know what I mean, small tug.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, and they finally found a spot in the back
of a nondescript building in a somewhat empty parking lot,
and they thought, you know what, this is good enough.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I mean, she's the expert. I'd trust her opinion
on where to park.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Sure. One problem though, a cop showed up. Oh and
he tried to pull into the parking lot, but the
sports car with the guy and the girl in it
were in the way. So why was the officer even
trying to go in there? Probably because it was the
back parking lot behind a police stations brook. Yeah, and
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since the car was in the way, officers approached, saw
the naughtiness happening inside and told the people to get
themselves under control and step out of the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Vehicle parking lot.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Then, yeah, it makes it hot.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
The man and the woman were both arrested. In addition
to lewdness, they were hit with d uy drug charges
and improper parking.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
That lasting, sir, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
This next Lazer story is out of steak Karu Valley.
Back in nineteen eighty eight, Outback Steakhouse came up with
its famous bloomin onion.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Yeah, oh my gosh, change the game.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Sure, could you think you're eating healthy because it's an onion?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
But it is?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Have you ever thought that? Really?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Well, it's an onion, right, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I mean that's like saying an onion ring is eating healthy,
or like a French fry is a potatoe.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Pizza is a tomato. Yeah, it all checks out to me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
But it's easily the biggest thing that Outback has ever done. Yes, well,
now decades later, they're trying to make magic happen again
with another food creation favorite, what called fried mozzarella bloomerangs.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh my god, my god, are they putting the mozzarella
down into the wedges of the onion.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
So though it's the same bloomin onion spice recipe on
the outside, it's just covered over regular cheese.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Sticks.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Instead of being straight, there's a bend in the middle
to make it look like an Australian.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Boomerang cheese onion.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I'm sorry, Jack, it looks like you could throw them
across the restaurant and they might actually come back.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Oh God, careful with the sausage.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
You get six crispy cheesy pieces built for dipping, and
naturally they come with the side of mari and era,
because some things you don't mess with.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I feel like Mozrell Sticks are making it come back. Yeah,
I mean I think they're back in at.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Least in Brooks House out Back is calling it the
appetizer crossover.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
We didn't see coming, but.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
We made it up.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's like a boomerang. It came out of nowhere. Okay,
I think that's what they mean.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You need to work on that in their marketing department.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
This next Lazer story is out of mom daddy us.
What's the hardest time of the year to be a parent?
Is it summer because your kids aren't in school, or
maybe during the chaos of Christmas? Well, according to a
new poll, the toughest time of the year for a
lot of parents is actually right now, the lead up
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to summer.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's hard to keep your kids focused. Is that what's
going on? Or there's just so many activities there. I mean,
they're so much.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Busy off right now.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
It's more that second one, Brook.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
It's all thanks to the plans that have to be made,
stuff like sports camps, summer camps, your family vacation.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh, I'm sorry you had to play in camps six
months ago if you were going to get into any
of them. Really, Oh yeah, that is a January February
you were sure.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Would be the worst for the elite summer camps.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm talking about YMCA camps.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Oh, the Obamas. Here's a breakdown of the average week
for a parent this time of year. Twenty two percent
is spent working, fourteen percent is spent sleeping, thirteen percent
is eating or preparing meals, ten percent is shuttling your
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kids around town.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
That's way higher in my life.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Nine percent making summer plans, and eight percent is Brook
telling her husband to mow the lawn again.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
She didn't tell him no.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
He's out, no, jed, he is caressing the lawn. The
lawn gets more action than I do.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, it's actually eight percent is left for you to
take time to yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That is a lie. There's no time for yourself. Did
this survey?
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Doesn't get much easier in June or July.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Summer might be the best time of year for the kids,
but it's definitely not for the parents.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
A third of people polled said they probably won't have
a single stress free day this entire summer.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
Oh no, not even Mother's Day to start.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The stress is fine. I mean I'm gonna miss it
when the kids are gone.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah, you got to think of it that way.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
But in the meantime, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's accurate.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
But not this guy though. He's planning on having a
kid free summer. Oh sorry, did I say kid? I
meant a kid free summer. No kid. Legally, he's not
allowed to be within one hundred feet of a kid.
Oh wow, And I'm not allowed to discuss the details legally.
So let's just leave it there and say Laser Stories
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has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
We'll do it again the same time on.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
For Mother's Day. This year, our producer gave all of
us an assignment, an assignment that would be fun for
some of us and absolutely mortifying for the rest of
us because we had to text our mothers and ask
them to share something from our childhood that they're proud
of us for.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
And something that they're not so proud of us for.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
I will say I am nervous to read all of
our text responses.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
We're gonna find out way the proud one.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, we're gonna all be cringing when we read them.
Coming up right after this, who feels like sharing their
emotionally repressed childhood memory.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Because this weekend it's Mother's Day, and this year we
decided to actually try and do something special on our show,
which is why our producer gave us a little assignment.
Each person here had to text our mothers and ask
her to share something from our childhood that she's really
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proud of us for and something that she's not so
proud of us for. And everyone here is ready to
read their responses that they got back from their moms. Oh,
who's gonna be the most embarrassed by the end, let's
find out. We're gonna get into it, starting with Brooks.
Start with brook what did your mother write about you?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well, I guess we'll start with most proud. Is that
where we're leaning towards?
Speaker 10 (22:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I thought there was rankings of proudness. Proud of you?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
She said, you were always polite, kind and thoughtful to others,
even though I called you what about me? Brook?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
What about yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Because I hated when other people got attention, I'd be like,
well what about me? Then she followed it with one
that I don't want to read.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That says what I actually want to write, is I
most proud of you for winning five of six categories
and junior miss from Poison Grace to Scholassic to the interview.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
But you won't brag, so I doubt you'll read.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
It is an Idaho personality contest.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Everybody did it.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's like when you're a junior in high school you
do this Like I guess it's kind of like a pageant.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I won.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Dance.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
She was one of the few juniors that didn't have
a baby. Bye. She got a leg up on everybody.
What is what is your mom not proud of you?
From your childhood?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
She said, Man, it's hard to think of just one thing.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh starts with you'd been too busy party in your
senior year and skip dance classes. So you performed your
Celtic step dance leaning half bent over looking down the
line trying to figure out what the steps were, So
it's shame for her. Or how about we talk about
when you snuck beer into your bedroom like I wasn't
(23:33):
going to notice a six pack?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, okay, thanks mom. It was a half rack, just so.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
It's like, you can't drink it till you're eight, young lady.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Okay, it sounded like you were fun with that though.
You were a fun kid.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh thanks, and then everything semi drunk teenager and a
fun kid.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
If you're just joining us, we're doing a special Mother's
Day segment where we each texted our moms asking for
something about us in childhood that they're proud of us
for and something they're not so proud of us for.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Jose, what did your mom write to you?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
One time in mass you were about three years old.
You're on the floor in front of the pews with
the other children. Yeah, Dad and I were about three
rows back. All of a sudden, you raised your little
fist to hit this big boy in front of you.
Your dad jumped across all three rows and grabbed you
by your Oh gosh, over to.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
Pick you up and lift you out just in time.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Oh that's so cute that common sense would say, that's
a not proud moment.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Oh you don't know my family. Yes, no, no, that
was not the proud They were not proud of that.
Oh yeah, that was not a good night church and
were frowned upon.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, which leads me to this one another time. In
Mass you were the shortest child in the children's choir.
You were six years old and Lois, she was the
head like choir leader, had you lead the all of
the children in concert for Mass. You were a perfect angel.
Strap out the boy in front of you, even just
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to make sure that everything went smoothly. You stood tall,
you sang, and we were so proud and we still
are to this day.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's performer, even back.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
In the day.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Are you sure she was describing you though?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Child?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
He probably hit another kid about five minutes after the
choir in the same show.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
He did good while he was on stage. That's so cute.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
If you're just joining us, we're doing a special Mother's
Day segment, texting our moms and asking them to tell
us something that they're proud of us from in childhood,
and something they.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Aren't proud of us about, alexis it's your turn. Your
mom right to you.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It took her a while to understand the assignment. If
you're back and forth, all right?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
She did.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
She said, I was proud of you for beating all
the boys in fifth grade in a four hundred meter race. Yeah,
because I knew at that moment I wouldn't have to
stop shopping to pay for your college because I thought
a scholar.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Because I would appear to be in your future.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yes, so you did get a scholar.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
I did, so.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Mom got to keep shopping.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Is that because of shopping? Your mom saw your potential?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, it's wonderful.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
What about what is she's not proud of you for?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
She said, I was disappointed in you in middle school
when you attempted to beat the Guinness Book of World
Records for hula hooping and you only lasted an hour
and a half and the record is one hundred hours.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
I thought she was going to be disappointed in your
middle school photo, which we do have up on the brook.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right, everyone's yours?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I want to hear yours from your mom. Is it
eighteen pages or just twenty two?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
You did have a lot to say, but she's proud
of me. She said, you could read early by the
age of four. You sang in musicals.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Yeah, and we're.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
So popular with the girls, so much.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
So that two girls were fighting over you in the
third grade.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
One of the girls was so love sick she vomited.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
According to her mom, because each one claimed you were
their boyfriend. Okay, I got called into the principal's office
because you were so popular it was making the girls
fight on the playground.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What happened between like what grade? Fourth grade and like
the rest of your life?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Well, let me finish. The principal said you needed to
stop seeing them during lunches and start playing more with
your guy friends.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Oh and oh boy.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I never looked back after that. And now what she
not proud of me for? She said, you kept cutting
off your sister's hair with scissors when you were in
second grade. Oh more than yeah. You would take it
all the way up to her neck and hire until
she lost most of her hair.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No, I feel your sister asked for it.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
It was probably my idea.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
You were punished and weren't allowed to be near any
scissors for six months.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Wow, that was your first band, Yes, some.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Of your favorite many bands. That was going to come
down in my life.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
But there you go.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
You just heard memories from our moms about what they're
proud and not proud of.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Us for from our childhoods.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I wish every mom out there though, a very happy
Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And you guys do so much. We love you.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
If you want to embarrass your kid, do what we
just did, because I feel really weird now just.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I would say, send it unsolicited moms.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Yeah, phone taps coming up right after.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Today, we call a woman who recently went to get
family photos done at a professional photography studio and they
were there for a couple hours. It cost them a
pretty penny, which is why we pose as a rep
from the photo place to tell her the good news.
All of her prints are actually going to be one
hundred percent free.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
That's if in exchange she agrees to something and she's
really gonna have to think about it because it could
make her insanely famous. Oh, you're gonna hear it in
your phone tap right now.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Hello, Hi, is this Rachel tomorrow.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
Dies it s who's calling?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Hi? There, I'm calling from ELM Photography. You were in
here last week for your family photo session?
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Yes, yes, yes we were.
Speaker 14 (29:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Are they ready?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Your pictures are?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And I just got to say they really turned out great,
such a beautiful family.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (29:30):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 14 (29:31):
It took forever to get the kids in their little outfits,
but we're so excited.
Speaker 15 (29:35):
I can't wait yet.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Your little one's face, I can already tell he's gonna
have a great personality.
Speaker 13 (29:42):
Wait what Anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
The reason I was calling is I wanted to let
you know that the photos, like I said, ready for
pickup and are you ready for this?
Speaker 13 (29:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
It is completely free of charge.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Wait wait wait what? What?
Speaker 14 (30:01):
How did that happen? What?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I knew you'd be excited.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, this might sound a little unusual, but we work
with a few companies on different campaigns, and one saw
your family's pick.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
And they want they're giving us pictures for free.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Exactly, So in exchange for using your photos in a campaign, they.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Would pay for your entire photo package.
Speaker 14 (30:23):
Oh my gosh, So we get free pictures and sounds
like we're gonna be famous.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Speaker 16 (30:33):
So what is it for?
Speaker 14 (30:34):
Like an advertisement or yes? Web bite?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yes, yes, I hate better health campaign? What do you
think better health?
Speaker 13 (30:44):
That sounds great. I just have to check with my husband.
Speaker 14 (30:46):
Do I need any other detail?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yes? Please check with him, because your family is about
to be the face of irritable bell syndrome.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
What yes, bet are held for all.
Speaker 14 (31:03):
We don't have irritable bouth syndrome.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's great for you because even though you don't, your
faces say you do waving.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
At least that's what the company thinks. Really, I know,
isn't it exciting?
Speaker 13 (31:17):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I passed on forty other families that looked way too regular.
Speaker 13 (31:21):
It's not good news.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Are you not hearing me? They loved especially your smile.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I mean, you just had a face that screamed it's tough,
but I still eat cheese.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Oh my god, that's what the rep said.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
This is not a compliment.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
I don't know why you're happy you're.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Getting a free photo package? Did you forget this?
Speaker 15 (31:41):
First of all, you're saying we look like hell?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
And then I'm just mortified. I work really hard on
getting my matching out fits. It's a Father's Day gift
and now I look we look terrible. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
No one said you look terrible. Oh, we said you
look like a family who's champion.
Speaker 14 (32:01):
No, we've got a family who can't pick properly, all
four of us.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You know, the realness in your voice is really coming
across to me. Do you mind if I pass that
quote right to the company, They're gonna love it.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
You can do that, but you're definitely not using my pictures.
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
But the photo package is six hundred dollars. You don't
think that's a good trade off.
Speaker 14 (32:21):
No, for a lifetime of embarrassment that it's not a
good trade off for my family. My kids are young
and they'll go into high school and his picture will
be everywhere.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Picture this. Let's say you go to church and your
minister sees you and says.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
That's the lady.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Do you know what he's gonna think. He's gonna think
you're a fighter.
Speaker 14 (32:38):
Yeah, he's gonna think that I'm bloated.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Well, he may think that your tummy hurts a little bit,
that's true, but maybe he'll go faster with the sermons.
So that's a win win.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
Yeah, f you ur lady, to think this is a
good scenario and this is gonna work out for my family.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
No, you're not seeing it.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You'll be in line at some stadium event and they'll
see you coming and everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Will move out of the way so you get the
first stall.
Speaker 15 (33:01):
I don't need to hear this anymore.
Speaker 14 (33:02):
The positive booth that you've been working it is not working.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You do need to hear one thing, though, and that's
that your husband Tony set you up for this prank
phone call. Wait, here's a positive this is what What
did you say? Yeah, this is actually broke from the
radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13 (33:22):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I know. Let me explain. Your husband Tony set you up.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah, it's all a joke.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's all a joke.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He wrote us and said it was your anniversary coming
up and he wanted to make you laugh as your
big anniversary president. This was my present.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
Better give me a real present.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Maybe we'll email him back and let him know that
you are expecting something more.
Speaker 15 (33:46):
Yeah, I want a nice dinner.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'm gonna go with diamonds for you. But okay, dinner
will work.
Speaker 15 (33:51):
I take both.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
I'll take diamonds to.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Wake up every morning. Was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Freaking Jeff in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
On this show, we tend to focus a lot on
what not to say during a first date. Oh yeah, like,
for example, you shouldn't say you know you remind me
of that super hot mannequin in j C. Pennies with
the white head, And never say I don't like labels.
(34:24):
That's why I removed them off of all my meds today.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
No, what I don't.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
But you know what we don't hear enough of is
things that you should say during your first dates. And
that's why I'm excited for today's listener because he claims
his date said one specific thing to their waiter that
wasn't just a green flag. It made him instantly realize
she was relationship material. Ladies, make sure you're taking notes
(34:54):
when you hear it in a brand new second date
update coming up, next second date update. Sometimes you can
tell right away if you're romantically compatible with a person
just by how they order at a restaurant so attractive.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Suddenly you're talking Jose's love language.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I know Jose like for example, if you're at a
fancy steakhouse and they say, yeah, I'll get a side
of onion petals, no sauce, and a wedge salad as
my Maine, but with no bacon, no blue cheese. Can
I sub the crutons for keen Wafflakes instead? I'm like, Uh,
(35:36):
can we go ring shopping right now? Because that's the
high maintenance dream girl I've always needed in my life.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I mean, if you want super hot, that's what you
have to put up with. Yeah, well they have to
make sacrifice.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
They can have a couple of bites exactly.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
That's how our listener Andy says he knew his date
was just.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
The right girl for him.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh really.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
We'll learn more about it in a second. But first, Andy,
welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 15 (36:03):
How you doing, Hey, guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Man, God, any time we open these Andy talking about food,
I'm immediately hungry.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I absolutely want.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
To know what was ordered and what restaurant, well, every
food related item.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
We'll get to all that stuff in just a second. First,
let's start with the name of this person, this girl, you, Matt,
what's she all about?
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Well, her name is Carla Okay, and she's awesome. But
I've been recently even trying to kind of get out
on dating seeing a little bit more okay, because i
was out of the market for a while and now
I'm back in and trying to get the lay of
the land.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (36:35):
One thing that I've noticed is women these days, they're
so particular on their meals. I'm a late back kind
of guy, and it's like it's super annoying when they're like,
oh this and not that. Just get some fish.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Look, people do low carb.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
It's like, hey, no, rise, I need veg Jesus a
little adjustment.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Like people are just more food conscious. Bore.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
It sounds like you're pretty tired of that. Did that
happen on your date with Carla?
Speaker 15 (37:03):
That's the thing, not at all.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That's all she had to do.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
She's like, I'll take the blank and you were like,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (37:17):
Go.
Speaker 15 (37:18):
She was a breath of fresh air, very easy going.
We went to a Mexican restaurant and all she did
was she just ordered the Fashidas.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
That was just like the chicken.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Well, I mean, the fietas are the ones that you
can put together yourself. You don't even have to ask
them for substitution.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
You have to choose though, chicken or bee.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
So I mean already, like as soon as she orders,
does your whole mood change?
Speaker 15 (37:42):
And I was like totally under her, and I was like, oh,
moving with me now, that's awesome, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Did you tell her about your experiences and how refreshing
it was to see her order like that.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
After the sides? Yes, I don't want to premptly warn
her celest she gets all nervous when.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
She Yeah, yeah, all of that sounds great. You got
the green flag with the food order. Tell us what
about anything else that stood out on the date with Carla?
Speaker 13 (38:10):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (38:10):
I mean she's cute. She has a great personality, and
when she spoke about things, she would literally light up.
Like one of the questions I asked her, I was like,
do you think your cat actually likes you? Or just
putting up with you?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I like that question.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
What she say?
Speaker 15 (38:24):
She explained, like how they were like best friends. But
it wasn't like in a corny way. It was in
a very great energy kind of way. Just a pause.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Asking someone about their pets is a good move always.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Okay, that personally lost me for dating Carla, But I'm
glad that you and her are on the same page.
You on high maintenance and yes, very low negative energy.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
If you're just will get zero.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I think that what's sweet is that she lit up
about her cat and you are literally lighting up talking
about her.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Sounds so excited.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
How'd you mess it up?
Speaker 18 (39:00):
Like?
Speaker 6 (39:00):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (39:01):
How did the rest of the dinner go?
Speaker 15 (39:02):
So the rest of the dinner was great. We hung
out way longer than we should have been the dinner table,
and then we decided we didn't want the night to end,
so we ended up kind of going back to my place.
We opened up a bottle of wine and we talked
some more. We had more conversations, like one of them
was like about if you wanted to delete one app forever,
what would it be. My answer was TikTok, and she
was like, no, I want to believe venmo so I'd
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never have to pay for anything again.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Okay, and she's funny, dude.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Okay, now I'm coming back around.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
On yeah, Okay, So how did you and Carla leave
it that night?
Speaker 15 (39:36):
I mean, I didn't want the night to be over,
but it was getting late and being respectful first date
and everything, so I called her an uber and she
went home and I haven't heard from her since. The
weird thing, though, is like I'll text her and she'll
like my text, but she's not responding, like you know,
are you yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Are you asking a question? Or are you just saying hi?
Speaker 13 (39:57):
No?
Speaker 15 (39:58):
Also asking a question like I'd love to see you
get when can I take you out again?
Speaker 17 (40:02):
Up?
Speaker 15 (40:02):
And it's like, okay, well, I guess it thumbs up
as good, but I need an answer.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Here unless it's not even her answering and her cat
has the password to her phone and is just getting
in there, pawing around.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Liking your your text message.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
It's like, emphasize, emphasize.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
You clearly had a strong connection the first time you
hung out, so it's weird that nothing's happened since.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Was a mystery to me.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
She's given like some positive vibes. It's not like she's.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
That's what scares me when we call and talk to her.
We have to put up with those positive vibes and
hopefully get an answer out of her when we come
back and try and get you your second date update
right after this.
Speaker 15 (40:39):
Okay, thanks, appreciate you all right, hold on.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
That second date update I only do this maybe a
couple times a year, but I'm highlighting this second date
as one we have to get.
Speaker 19 (40:57):
This guy is so head over heels from Seriously, I'm
actually compared to all the other calls that we've done
this year, I'm actually going to put effort into this
one for our listener, Andy, you're not putting an effort
on the arm.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Your body leg doesn't say that arms cross are sitting down.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
This is my effort most because Andy, he's on the
phone with us. Andy, you seem like a genuinely good guy.
And the way that you described your date Carla to us,
she seems like a really cool person too, Because most
guys that we have on here, they just describe how
hot their date's bodies are and how they tricked them
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into spending the night.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Recently, I mean.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
I told her how much I could bench press. I
don't know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
And while we're all impressed by that stuff, for sure,
you actually focused on Carla's personality and her words.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
So clearly this means a lot to you.
Speaker 15 (41:50):
Yes, that definitely doesn't. I appreciate the kind words, and
I also I appreciate the effort as well.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Okay, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, the rare people will get it, so you should
count yourself lucky.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
What do you think is going on? Why do you
think it's been so hard with her?
Speaker 15 (42:06):
No clue to the ALCI, which is why I reached
out to you. It's like, we had a great conversation,
we had a great time at dinner, we had a
great time back in my house.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Yeah, it's a mystery to all of us, and we're
running out of time here, so we need to call her.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
I'm going to dial her number right now. Good luck
to me.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Here we go, good luck to me, good luck.
Speaker 12 (42:23):
To Okay, Hello, Hey is Carla there?
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:37):
This is she?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Hey Carla? Hi, Carla, love your name. By the way,
my name is Gross. It's jeff and I work on
a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
She sounds like a real sailor when it comes in.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
It is.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
And we're not trying to shock you too much, but
we're calling as a favor to a really cool new
friend of ours. We spoke to him on the phone,
and you've met him before. He's a guy named Andy.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh oh whoa interesting that was a negative? Oh yeah,
I mean, maybe it didn't come out right.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
You remember Andy?
Speaker 15 (43:18):
Right again?
Speaker 10 (43:20):
What is this about?
Speaker 13 (43:21):
I'm just I don't know what this is all about.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
This is a segment we do called second Date Update.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
It's about your date and Andy, according to him, said
that when you guys hung out, it was a lot
different than most of the other dates that he's gone
on this year in a really good way. So we're
just trying to figure out if there's a reason why
there hasn't been a second meetup because he's really hoping
for one.
Speaker 13 (43:42):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just I feel like
I probably didn't have gone to his apartment.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Gone to his apartment.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
He said, you guys didn't fool around or anything.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
What was weird about his apartment?
Speaker 13 (43:57):
Okay, Well I'll just say this. There were a lot
of framed photos.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Okay, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Usually usually bachelors can't figure out frames and picture together.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yeah, I bought with a frame.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Like listen, why were framed photos a red flag to you?
Speaker 13 (44:18):
There? There are framed photos of him of Andy.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Wait, well, I would hope that they would be him
in his own apartment.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
No, bro, I'm talking about my art, like him or
him with people.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
Just him, just him when he graduating, when he's like
heading a tiger. I think it was that's cool.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Well, what's a red flag about that?
Speaker 7 (44:44):
To you?
Speaker 13 (44:45):
There were twenty of them him, that's.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
A lot, a lot.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
But listen, he's a solo guy.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
He lives by himself, and obviously maybe he just has
him up because he wants to remind himself of all
the cool places he's been.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
You know, maybe I.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Should put up stuff so brook you would see this
and you would think this is normal.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Twenty plus pictures one, he's a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I don't know about normal.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
But I'm just like, I don't know that it's like
nefarious or means that he's a bad person.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
She doesn't say nefarious. She just said it's odd or
it's weird.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
She used it as a red flag, and it's the
reason that she's not calling him back.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
And I don't know that that's fair. That's all I'm saying.
I think he's like cocky too, but.
Speaker 10 (45:22):
I don't know that he is.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Oh yeah, were there any cocky pictures of him?
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Do you think, Wow, this guy's a real chir.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
Wrong Jeck, Well, I think it's.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
So, yeah, he had a photo of himself flexing.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
Did he have muscles?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Did he have muscles?
Speaker 18 (45:38):
Like?
Speaker 20 (45:38):
Was it good?
Speaker 1 (45:41):
It was okay at best?
Speaker 7 (45:43):
I mean okay.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
I mean we could go into detail and talk about
what was inside of all of his photos. But I'm
still trying to understand what the underlying problem is.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You don't see it as a red flag.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
What is it he's confident in himself and like himself self.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Absorbed, or you're worried that he doesn't have friends.
Speaker 13 (46:04):
I did feel like it was clear to me after
being there for half an hour it would be difficult
to date someone who's already in a committed relationship with himself.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Maybe it's that motivational thing people do where you put
a photo of yourself as a kid in the mirror.
He just has twenty of them.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
Well, he's talking to the graduate.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Just came across as such a good guy. I just felt.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
But I don't know. Maybe we got a totally wrong
read on him, and he's absolutely obsessed with himself because
he is on the other line right now listening in
on this conversation, which I guess in a way is
about oh, oh my god, and he does want to
talk to you, Andy, Hi.
Speaker 15 (46:45):
Carla, how are you hi?
Speaker 13 (46:49):
And this is like embarrassing for you. I don't want
to put you on blacks on the.
Speaker 15 (46:57):
Radio because I thought we had a great and then
and you weren't necessarily responding back to me and I
didn't know You're gonna be kind of hitting on all
the photos of like big moments in my life and stuff.
Speaker 13 (47:08):
Like that, and and they're everywhere. There's one in the bathroom, like, whoa,
it is weird.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Look, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 15 (47:17):
Sorry, I'm I don't have very good interior decoration skills.
I guess you can say you make it seem like
I have a big crush on myself.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
That's okay, you could crush on yourself.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Can we ask bro, like when you were putting up
all those pictures, why like why did you put those up?
Speaker 15 (47:34):
I know they're just big moments in my life that
it's nice of when I'm walking around being reminded of them,
Like you mentioned the tigers, like that's a trip I
took with my parents when I went to Africa, Or
I do I do have a shirtless jim selfie on
my one?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Is that the bathroom one? Because I would understand.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 15 (47:58):
I mentioned before, I've been off the market for one,
I might have gained a lot of weight, and so
like this is a picture of like after I hit
my goal.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Like, Carl, are you hearing him?
Speaker 10 (48:09):
I'm hearing this.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
I just feel like maybe he could have asked one
of his friends and like, is this too many photos?
Speaker 15 (48:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
It sounds like it didn't register with him at all.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Like have you ever had anyone else comment about the
excessive amount of photos?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (48:28):
I don't really, I don't have a lot of people
come over to be honest with you. And then you
think about decorating with stock target photos of like red
sucking up plants or whatever.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Okay, well, let's not hate on people that like to
decorate from Target because they have some good stuff.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
You should use a woman's touch. Maybe you two can
help each other. I'm just an adjusted a little bit.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Maybe you have a reasonable amount that he should have, Carla,
is there a number in new Head that's okay? Of course?
Speaker 13 (48:55):
Like three macs?
Speaker 10 (48:57):
How the world?
Speaker 13 (48:58):
I have?
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Just for moment, Actually, Andy, I have a good suggestion
for you. They have these digital photo frames. Now we're
at all rotate through like five hundred, and you don't
have to limit it down.
Speaker 15 (49:11):
Look, I'm definitely open to some options here, but I
mean some of them need to stay up.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
He's taking this instride.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Some people could have gotten really defensive about it.
Speaker 7 (49:22):
He went through all of this effort just to get
in touch with.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
You, and look at what he could look like. I
mean that gym picture is was okay.
Speaker 7 (49:30):
Well, no room for improvements, is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 15 (49:33):
So I mean, if you give me a second date
that leads to the third, fourth, one hundred dates, then
we can start hanging up pictures of us together, twenty.
Speaker 6 (49:42):
Pictures of you.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
So, now that you know everything, Carlo, you've heard what
he has to say, would you consider going out with
him again? We would pay for it.
Speaker 13 (49:53):
I mean, I feel like he was kind of in
the dark about it. It's not like he's in love
with himself, which I was really worried about.
Speaker 15 (50:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (50:00):
I would be interested, but he has to take down
some of those photos if I'm going.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Back, or at least turn them around so not all
of him is looking at you at the same time.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Okay, you guys can actually do that on your next date.
Oh yeah, I think your top one.
Speaker 15 (50:15):
Yeah, I'm totally down. We'll go out to dinner and
then afterwards you can go back and have a redecoration party.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Congratulations, Andy, you got another meet up with Carla.
Speaker 15 (50:26):
Thank you guys so much. I really appreciate your how
we set.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
A goal to get them together and we did it,
guys without even one picture of us.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Hey, yeah, ask.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
That is our effort for the entire year.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
We can go back to not caring.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Any can bail it in.
Speaker 10 (50:43):
It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (50:46):
You know, today's second date was a good lesson for me.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, to put effort into things.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
No, because I have lots of frame photos of myself
up in my place. My thing isn't in any of them.
Capture other stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
But I almost asked what was and that was no, you.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Didn't come over and check it out if you want,
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I might get this printed like a public place.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Well, now I know I need to limit them down
to just three.
Speaker 7 (51:12):
So that's good to know.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
But I do think Brooke actually said it best during
the segment, because he seems genuinely surprised that too many
photos of himself could be something that derails a date, right, yeah,
but good for him. He was open minded, he was
willing to change and adjust. That's literally the number one
thing you can do to be in a successful relationship.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I mean, it's so hard for people these days to
hear's something like maybe a somewhat critical about themselves and think.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, oh, okay, well I can fix that. No, that's
a great thing to think after that.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
They really were a great match. And I hope that
we do get an update from them soon. And you
could be the next couple that we get an update from.
If you email the show, we call that person who's
not calling you back, and go check out all of
our second dates wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 7 (51:57):
They're available at Brook and.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
Jeffrey and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Sometimes I wonder, do my parody songs that I write
and sing on the show every week do they even matter?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yes, laughter to the world.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Absolutely, I mean sure that they make a few people laugh.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
My mom loves them.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
My mom shares them on her Facebook page two and
they get almost four whole likes.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
But like, yeah, but do they have any like meaningful
impact on the world, Like, do they heal wounds? Do
they stop wars? Do they unite opposing political parties across
the globe.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
I think your expectations are a little too high.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
I guess they do do all those things, because if
you don't have any food handy, you can always print
out the lyrics and eat them.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I don't think there's any nutritional benettention.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Maybe my work is important and it really does help people.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, you didn't need a confidence spec.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
Well, you better get back to curing all diseases and
keeping world peace with another brand new song of the week.
My work never ends. It's coming up right after this.
It's almost time for my song of the week.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Actually right now.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Well, I'm almost gonna say in a couple of sentences,
thought we were doing this, But Brooke, you've got some
kids in school. What are some of the popular little
boys names that you're hearing right now? We get like Aiden, Caden, Jaden.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Everybody's name Oliver Oliver there.
Speaker 5 (53:36):
Okay, sure, So imagine that little Oliver. He's all set
for this weekend because Sunday is Mother's Day and he's
got his little homemade car that he rode out in
crayons at school, and it says, my mom's like a boat.
She keeps her family afloat, sails around the moat or
(53:58):
whatever he has gone.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
You know, way to go, Allie.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
Oliver, if you're listening to me right now, I need
you to take.
Speaker 7 (54:06):
That card you made and rip it up.
Speaker 5 (54:09):
What set that thing on fire? And give it a
Viking funeral because mommy doesn't want it, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
What's a Viking funeral?
Speaker 5 (54:20):
You can watch a video on that, Oliver. But you
may think mommy wants that.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yes, she absolutely does.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
According to a new study, Mommy don't. Because life's different
now than it was a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Cards in my favorite.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
The number one thing moms are asking for, pleading for,
even on Mother's Day is just to be left alone
for one freaking second, Oliver, I actually.
Speaker 6 (54:46):
Get it now, jeff I.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Did tell my family.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
All I want is for no one to ask me
where something is, do something exactly.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
A date is arriving, Thank you, Brooke.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
All moms want is one quiet morning and maybe a
three minute shower without a little voice in their ears shouting, mom, Katie.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Put my legos in the toilet again.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Seriously.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
That's why my song today is asking everybody out there
to please just leave mom alone. So instead of doing
the hit song by Chapel Roan Pink Pony Club. It's
Young Jeffreys soak in her tub, the one safe space
for mommy.
Speaker 7 (55:36):
That's true, all right, I'm going to point when I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Point.
Speaker 11 (55:51):
I know kids ruined her the jay, but in return,
now every year she gets one special day. Flowers and
candles are okay, but what she really wants from you.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
Is just to stay away.
Speaker 17 (56:09):
Some peace and quiet, please, is what she really needs today.
Speaker 7 (56:14):
Her love language is no one talk to me.
Speaker 17 (56:18):
Take all your problems and bring them to your daddy.
Dead boat that bedroom door, and let your mam asleep.
Speaker 20 (56:27):
God kids that she loves, but every mother deserves one
day where you shut the fun lone in the bathroom
for once, no door banging squeals, Put her favorite song on,
and she'll.
Speaker 18 (56:45):
Soap gin her talk without her daughter's naked barbie pope,
gin her butt. Wafa's been shot a nay out of
her best mother. Mug moms want to keep relaxing in
the piece the SuDS free from her cubs.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
Save her from doing all these chores and pointing out
that thing you lost was right there in the drawers.
Let her fly solo through.
Speaker 16 (57:15):
The mall with no one asking her to buy a
single toy at all. Breakfast in bed is sweet with
oj Freshley Squeeze.
Speaker 5 (57:26):
But Gin and Tonic is probably more her speed.
Speaker 17 (57:30):
She wanted to lead the house away from child screams.
One Lady's Happy Hour outside of Chuck e Cheese Table
for one. The Arcudo Reborn add a cute little gastrop Mom.
Speaker 10 (57:49):
Your server.
Speaker 17 (57:50):
He's young, but he's still catching fields because her milk
game is strong.
Speaker 18 (57:55):
Yeah, MoMA driving alone last in the kind of music
that she can play at home when she doesn't got
a suffer through, no coke, go man long speaking without
a censor dropping hell live bomb, Keep calm and carry on, Braiden.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
Mommy loves you so much, but she doesn't want to
hear your voice or see your face until Monday.
Speaker 15 (58:22):
He came.
Speaker 17 (58:24):
She thinks of her kids all the time and worries
about things happening.
Speaker 7 (58:30):
She saw on a true crime So.
Speaker 17 (58:33):
Mama just needs a little space. Go give her one
big hug and then just get out of her face.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
God all that she wants.
Speaker 17 (58:45):
It's just one day to breathe and a necklace that's
made from pasta.
Speaker 20 (58:51):
No bluey reruns just living like a queen.
Speaker 17 (58:57):
And when it is suffered, I'm shill or hub, I'm all.
Speaker 18 (59:04):
Without having to read eat it up line in the backyard,
chugging bottles up to chug this mom up.
Speaker 11 (59:13):
She's gonna make the kids clean it.
Speaker 18 (59:16):
Up and laugh as they grow.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
What a dream I boarded as myself.
Speaker 6 (59:28):
Oh my God for breakfast idea.
Speaker 10 (59:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'm just gonna say, the one thing you forgot is
if there's any dessert, let mom eat it all.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
You don't no bites for you.
Speaker 7 (59:38):
It's not about you one day only for Mom.
Speaker 5 (59:42):
She deserves it. You can text in right now to
seven eight, five nine too and tell us what you
thought about the song of the week, and you go
check out the video of it with all the lyrics
on all of our socials at Brooke.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
And Jeffery, and then go clean your house on your
own so your mom doesn't have to do it and
she can have actually a RESTful day.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
Sorry, that's just in case my husband was listening.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
That's the mom coming out.
Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
That's your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Brook, the last time you played Nate, he beats you
and our producer asked what happened? How did you pull
that off? And Nate said, I was just feeling it
and Brooke was just not Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Brooke, what about today? Are you feeling it today?
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Feeling everything today? No, this is about me, Nate.
Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
We want to know Brook is feeling it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah, and I'm feeling it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Okay, point point where on your body? Exactly? Are you
feeling it?
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Here and right here?
Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
You don't hear you?
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Wait? And down here. I need to take my pants
down to.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Show you this.
Speaker 15 (01:00:51):
Nate.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
You're so lucky that you're not in the room with
us right now. I'm gonna have to agree. Okay, but dude,
you're back. You beat her the first time. You're trying
to repeat her a second time. How are you feeling today?
Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
You know, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
It's feeling ready?
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Uh oh, I feel good? All right, I'll mock you
in the hallway by myself.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
All right, Look, you get out there, you do your thing.
Let's go over the rules with Nate. Thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
out right if you want to win.
Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
I was born ready to do it? Good luck, my man,
Your time starts now. What's the only fruit known to
hold its seeds on the outside of its body?
Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Dragonfruit? How many milliseconds are in one full second?
Speaker 15 (01:01:35):
A thousand?
Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Which empire was ruled by Julius Caesar?
Speaker 13 (01:01:40):
Oh gosh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
What's the name of the paper company in the TV
show The Office? Gringets is a famous bank from what
fictional movie? Water? Is the boiling point of water more
or less than two hundred degrees fahrenheit. I'm gonna go
with more.
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Okay, solid work there, Nate, Well done.
Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she's done
with her body stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Okay, cool, she's done.
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
And uh, we learned last time Nate was on the
show that he makes cider for a living, does a
wide variety. What's the flavor that everybody's got to try?
Right now, Nate? Right now, I gotta go with our
pink lemonade coming into summer. It's delicious, pinks like hardsider.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
That's pink lemonade.
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
That sounds like heartburn. Bro.
Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
It does the job, but it's delicious.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
It's gonna slap the throat nice and tough.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It it feels like you had one too many Mike's
heart in college.
Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Nah, no, it was way better than that. Okay, Brook
is wondering do you make any upside down pineapple cider?
Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
Because she could really go for some of that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I did actually make a promiscuous pineapple for our tap room.
That's so funny. Well, definitely send the case of that
over to the studio and Brook will down it in
one go.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Fifty plus year old woman at the bar like ordering
it and winking.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Oysters please wow.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Okay, on that note, Brook, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Here we go? Here we go?
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Your time starts now. What's the only fruit known to
hold its seeds on the outside of its bodies? How
many milliseconds are in one full second?
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Thousand?
Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Which empire was ruled by Julius Caesar Roman. What's the
name of the paper company in the TV show The Office?
Gringos is a famous bank from what fictional movie book series?
Is the boiling point of water more or less than
two hundred degrees fahrenheit more anytime.
Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
More?
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Pretty much for all you boys to handle.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Let's one Jose. Let's scoreboard with.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Jose nowhere.
Speaker 13 (01:04:00):
My heart.
Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
I still love you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Nate you got four correct today.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
All right, all right, that's a really good score.
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Good score. You have good pacing in this game.
Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Run same exact amount of questions fair playing games.
Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
And you got saved.
Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Nate, you called it. Brooke was really just feeling herself
today in many different enow. Yeah, let's go over the
answers for everybody. The only fruit known to hold its
seeds on the outside of its body would be strawberries.
There are one thousand milliseconds in one full second. Julius
Caesar was the ruler of the Roman Empire. The paper
(01:04:42):
company from the office is dunder Mifflin Gringits is a
famous bank from Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
It's where Harry's safe deposit boxes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Oh my god, I read all those books to my
kids out loud and pronounced it wrong until I saw
the movie, and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Oh, and the boiling point of water would be more
than two hundred degrees fahrenheit. Two hundred and twelve degrees
is exactly. Is so much easier.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
If you haven't watched the s n L sketch about
the metrics the metric system.
Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
It's unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke today,
but just for playing. We are going to give you
tickets to see j Baling performing them.
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yeah, that's where's your performing climate play.
Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I almost called it key Arena. I'm sorry, it's climate plage. Yeah,
and yeah, we'll send you those tickets.
Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
Man, Okay, sweet, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
You have fun with your cider today, Nate, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 15 (01:05:39):
I'll be back for around three Brooks.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Okay, all right, only do it after you've sampled.
Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
The Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Oh god, Brooks really feeling herself. Now, let's just get
out of here. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks, same
time tomorrow
Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Oh man, thank you so much for your patience. It's
fricking Jeffrey in the morning, and this is your full
show podcast and listen if you're on YouTube. It's been
a little delayed, all right, and I are we're filling
in for Jake Jake Digital. Jake has been out sick
this week. And man, does that guy do a lot
of work around here? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
He does, and he does it so well. It's so
falllessly unlike yes.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So, yesterday the full show didn't go up to one pm,
and a lot of people were not happy with us,
and I hope we were trying for like three hours
on it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, it's not that we weren't trying, dude, seriously.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
One of the comments comments killed me of how upset
everyone was waiting. But one of my favorites was Hannah Franklin,
who said, waiting for you guys to upload the full
show today had me feeling like I was single again,
waiting it for a text back from the guy I like.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Because I I text you when you're done, and then
they just never.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm sorry, but we didn't ghost you. Okay, we're here,
we really are. We're here.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Be patient with it's your full show. It's a lot
of fun today. Jeff's song is all for the moms
out there.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah you really want, which is for you to leave
us alone.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's a classic Chapel Roan parody.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So definitely stick around for that new second day and
just a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It starts now.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wherever you listen to us. Do you like the state
where you live? Or do you think it's a total
dumpster fire?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
There's between.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I asked
because a new study was done that ranked the best
states to live in.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I feel like this is all dependent on how well
your fourth grade teacher taught you state history.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know, like how much pride you actually have.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Well, they consider a lot of different factors into the
quality of life there. I wonder if you'll be surprised
by the results though, So I'll get to number one
in a second. But starting with number ten, Washington State,
just crack the top ten. Number nine is massive choo sits.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Is it bad that I really want to know the
worst states to live in?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I'll tell you a couple of those two, But eight
is South Dakota, thank you, Mount Rushmore. Then Vermont Florida, Nebraska,
and Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
These are all very nature centric places.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Coming in at number three, Brooks home state of Idahoay.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, obviously because I am from there. Oh no, you're
like oy.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That's where brook is from and it's where they send
all the people who are in witness protection.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
So it's gotta be pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I mean, there's so many mountains where you can live
without having any contact.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Number two is New Hampshire for the third straight year
in a row. Number one is Utah. Wow, because it
ranks first in fiscal stability, third in economy and infrastructure,
fourth and education, and seventh in crime.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
It's like central like you can get a flight from there.
You're like four hours from anywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Honest, has the best national parks.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
It actually ranked forty eighth in nature.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Sofet that's what I said. Meanwhile, you asked about the
worst states to live in what I want to The
two worst are Alaska and at the very bottom Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Those are two very different and if.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
You're from one of those places, listen, I didn't make
this list.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Don't be mad at me.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
One getting people on the textboard the survey, how dare.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
You Anyway, now we got to move on again into
the stock collar question of the day, and back by
unpopular demand, we have to bring on our technical director Ashton.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
To give us a question that well today, well, okay,
now you see what everybody's talking.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Okay, today we celebrate National Tear the Tag off the
Mattress Day. Well, because you've probably heard people joke that
if you tear the tag off your mattress, you're gonna
be punished in jail up to ten years. Yeah it says,
I don't think so, But is that really breaking the law. No, No,
(04:18):
it's illegal to tear the tag off your own mattress,
and that warning do not remove under penalty of law
only applies to stores and manufactures. Right, you could do
whatever you want with that mattress.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
But still there's Idaho coming out.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
God is thinking.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
There's a lot of other things that sound illegal but
really aren't, and a few things that are totally illegal
but seems like they shouldn't be. So today you'll have
to decide which is which during a special fake crime
or do the time edition up twenty So you're gonna
(05:02):
stand number between one and twenty. I'm gonna give you
a questionable act and you have to guess is that
a fake crime?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Or will you be doing the time?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
This is going to be useful information in life. Yeah,
I might get ash.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
So we're gonna start with the woman whose blonde dye
job is a crime against fashion. That is Alexis, Alexis.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Give me a number that's not true?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
First of all?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Six?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
All right, Alexis.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Your suspected illegal activity is flipping off a cop.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Is that a fake crime?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Or are you going to be doing the time? That
is so bold?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh my god? Have you done that before? Alexis?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
No, I don't get like crime. Okay, I think it's
fake crime, Ashton, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yes, is it rude?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Totally? Don't flip off cop? But is it illegal?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
No, it's it's protected free speech under the First Amendment.
There we go, given the bird protected word with a
smile like good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm going to go with number one. Can't you tell
from my fingers?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I want yet?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
I got my tears a little bit, brook. Your suspected
illegal activity is sleeping in your car. Is that a
fake crime? Or are you doing the time?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh this is interesting because if you are sleeping in
your car in certain places, the cops will come and
knock on your window.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I've been woken up by cops in my car before. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We didn't have a tent because I was poor, and
so we just thought we could sleep in.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Our car on the beach and they're like, yeah, you
can't sleep here.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, they wouldn't let us, so we had to move
it to in the morning. So I'm going to say,
I'm going to say it is illegal, do the crime.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm sorry, that is a fake crime.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
It's almost always legal if you're not trespassing, and you
don't park in front of a school late at night.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Are you on a public beach?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Is that a personal thing that you learned Ashton about
the schools? No comments? Okay, Jose give me a number.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Let's go five.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
You're suspected illegal activity? Is driving barefoot.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Big crime?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Or due the time?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
You know?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
As he reminds me, I was in Hawaii one time
and I called an uber and the guy was barefoot.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I don't like it's Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right, I've driven barefoot before, But my mom's told me
my whole life is not allowed.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't know if she's want
me to like you know, when you push your foot.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Down, it does feel weird and it feels like the
pedals are really far away for some reason.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I know you love to drive with your silk slippers.
You're driving slippers, but if you were going barefoot.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
No, I need to ask my chauffeur what he does.
I need to text you a little bit.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Later on that.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Okay, Yeah, I think you're doing the time.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh, it's illegal.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
That is a fake crime.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
It's been an urban myth for years and technically not
illegal in any state.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
So if you see bigfoot driving totally in the clear. Okay, Jeff,
if you get this correct, you and Alexis will win
the fake crime or do the time edition of plenty
of twenty and if not to win by yourself.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
So, Jeff, give me a number of police fourteen.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
You're suspended illegal activity? Is using a fake name online?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is that the crime?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Or during the time?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I don't even think I use my own real name
on you.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah, aren't Younby or something young Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's this whole time I thought your first name was young. No,
it's not.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
In the curtain back, it's not my actual name. And
I'm gonna say that is fake crime.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
You said fake crime.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I'm sorry you're doing the time. That's illegal.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
If you create a fake profile or use their name,
that violates the Computer Fried and Abuse Act, you can
go to jail. I believe it refers more to copying
someone else's Yes.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Take money.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
That's a lot different than using a fake name on
your program.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There might be a real young Jeffrey out there.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
That's fair.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I am so famous by accident.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
It's all the young Jeffreys.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I apologize to stealing your identity. And that means that
Alexis has won today's edition of.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I'm twenty a Right.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
And Alexis you get to choose who gets shocked while
singing the theme from Cops, Bad Boys.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Who's it gonna be?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I mean, you're the criminal in the room we found.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Out, d.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Okay, bad boys, Bad Boys. What you're gonna do? What
you're gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?
Bad That is your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
We got to follow tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Make sure you follow
us on YouTube at can Jeffrey because we're there. We
post our whole show there with the phone taps, the
second dates, and weird news stories like this one that's
been making headlines. There's a new viral trend called the
kool aid Man challenge. Have you guys heard about this
(10:18):
one yet?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No? But is it involved running through brick walls?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Oh well, our producer had me watch a video of
it this morning, and it is shocking. High schoolers everywhere
are filming themselves running full speed through wooden fences, not
brick walls.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Your fences.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
My buddy did this like ten years ago, really drunk,
and then he got sober afterwards because it was a
really bad situation.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Did he do it on purpose or was that just
a drunken accident.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It was on purpose, but it was also the start
of his sobriety.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh yeah, way, that.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Was the big moment for him and Alexis.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
You might be too young to remember this, but that's
what the Kool aid Man would do in the old commercials.
He burst through someone's living wall and shout, oh yeah,
they have to do this in the video.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh yeah? Do they say, oh yeah, it's unconscious by
the time they try.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
As far as zoomed out.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's like really, so you just see them run through
and then get up and run away. But that's what
they're doing. They're screaming, bursting through random people's fences, sometimes
five or six of them all at once, like just
completely destroying the entire fence.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Why can't you do a TikTok challenge that doesn't destroy
other people's property?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, you know, like you don't know that.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It' thought their mom's hops.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
And no risk, no reward, Brooks.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
So our summertime challenges are coming up in brook Do
I hear an? Oh yeah, running through a few of
your neighbors fences for some clicks.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh no, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
No fun. It's what all the cool kids are doing
right now. Man, challenge, It's fine.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I'll act like a cat challenge where I sleep on
the fence.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah, we're gonna start a whole new trend. Maybe run
right through a fence into laser stories. That's coming up
right after this. It's the radio segment that just came
up with an innovative new streaming app for all the
foodies out there. It's called crumb Cast, where it only
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plays food scenes from famous movies and TV shows like
Devilwar's Prada. It just shows the part where Anne Hathaway
makes a grilled cheese sandwich, because who needs plot when
there's pasta and laser story.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Hilly Wonka is going to stay the same.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, Yeah, we get to the right the segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. There's other
young dums, just don't this first Laser stories out of England.
Laurna Rook was working as a supervisor at a blood
donation center in twenty twenty one for her when a
handful of people on her team took an online Star
(12:55):
Wars personality test. Yeah that's kind of Joe thing you
might see on BuzzFeed, supposed to tell you which Star
Wars character you were. So Lorna wasn't around to take
the test herself. Instead, one of her coworkers answered the
questions for her and then announced to everyone that Lorna
had a Darth Vader like personality.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I don't know, but I don't think that coworker liked
you very much If she's answering the questions like that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The test actually spun it in a good way. It said,
being a Darth Vader means you were a very focused
individual who can bring teams together.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
With some daddy issues.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Lorna said it made her feel bad, and she quit
the next month and filed the lawsuit, which, let's be honest,
totally something Darth Vader would do.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I mean, he is very victimy, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
So a judge just heard the case and basically ruled
that the Star Wars test created a hostile work environment.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I mean, I kind of have her back here.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
He also said being aligned with a legendary villain is insulting,
and Lorna deserved forty thousand dollars for her pain and suffering.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Why people feel bad?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Gay, If you guys want to do a survey about
me in the lobby where I'm not there, I'm fine
with that if it's gonna give me forty k does.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I'm not allowed to compare our producer to an evil
sith lord anymore.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
No, not anymore.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I mean, even if it is totally accurate, is.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It a comparison it's actually true?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Yeah, just absolutely equal.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Anyway, your next laser story is out of Connecticut. At
around noon the other day, a forty eight year old
guy hired a prostitute.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And that's, like I said, lunch thing, he's on a
break or you.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Say that, like he's just getting a cup of coffees.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
What else are you going to.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Do it on a work day?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're not getting the highest quality options. Yeah, a work day, that.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
One might be fair.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
But they were driving around looking for a secure area
to do some private.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Business, you know what I mean, small tug.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, and they finally found a spot in the back
of a nondescript building in a somewhat empty parking lot,
and they thought, you know what, this is good enough.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I mean, she's the expert. I'd trust her opinion
on where to park.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Sure. One problem though, a cop showed up. Oh and
he tried to pull into the parking lot, but the
sports car with the guy and the girl in it
were in the way. So why was the officer even
trying to go in there? Probably because it was the
back parking lot behind a police stations brook. Yeah, and
(15:36):
since the car was in the way, officers approached, saw
the naughtiness happening inside and told the people to get
themselves under control and step out of the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Vehicle parking lot.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Then, yeah, it makes it hot.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
The man and the woman were both arrested. In addition
to lewdness, they were hit with d uy drug charges
and improper parking.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
That lasting, sir, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
This next Lazer story is out of steak Karu Valley.
Back in nineteen eighty eight, Outback Steakhouse came up with
its famous bloomin onion.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Yeah, oh my gosh, change the game.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Sure, could you think you're eating healthy because it's an onion?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
But it is?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Have you ever thought that? Really?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Well, it's an onion, right, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I mean that's like saying an onion ring is eating healthy,
or like a French fry is a potatoe.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Pizza is a tomato. Yeah, it all checks out to me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
But it's easily the biggest thing that Outback has ever done. Yes, well,
now decades later, they're trying to make magic happen again
with another food creation favorite, what called fried mozzarella bloomerangs.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh my god, my god, are they putting the mozzarella
down into the wedges of the onion.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
So though it's the same bloomin onion spice recipe on
the outside, it's just covered over regular cheese.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Sticks.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Instead of being straight, there's a bend in the middle
to make it look like an Australian.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Boomerang cheese onion.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I'm sorry, Jack, it looks like you could throw them
across the restaurant and they might actually come back.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Oh God, careful with the sausage.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
You get six crispy cheesy pieces built for dipping, and
naturally they come with the side of mari and era,
because some things you don't mess with.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I feel like Mozrell Sticks are making it come back. Yeah,
I mean I think they're back in at.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Least in Brooks House out Back is calling it the
appetizer crossover.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
We didn't see coming, but.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
We made it up.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's like a boomerang. It came out of nowhere. Okay,
I think that's what they mean.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You need to work on that in their marketing department.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
This next Lazer story is out of mom daddy us.
What's the hardest time of the year to be a parent?
Is it summer because your kids aren't in school, or
maybe during the chaos of Christmas? Well, according to a
new poll, the toughest time of the year for a
lot of parents is actually right now, the lead up
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to summer.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's hard to keep your kids focused. Is that what's
going on? Or there's just so many activities there. I mean,
they're so much.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Busy off right now.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
It's more that second one, Brook.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
It's all thanks to the plans that have to be made,
stuff like sports camps, summer camps, your family vacation.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh, I'm sorry you had to play in camps six
months ago if you were going to get into any
of them. Really, Oh yeah, that is a January February
you were sure.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Would be the worst for the elite summer camps.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm talking about YMCA camps.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Oh, the Obamas. Here's a breakdown of the average week
for a parent this time of year. Twenty two percent
is spent working, fourteen percent is spent sleeping, thirteen percent
is eating or preparing meals, ten percent is shuttling your
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kids around town.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
That's way higher in my life.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Nine percent making summer plans, and eight percent is Brook
telling her husband to mow the lawn again.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
She didn't tell him no.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
He's out, no, jed, he is caressing the lawn. The
lawn gets more action than I do.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, it's actually eight percent is left for you to
take time to yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That is a lie. There's no time for yourself. Did
this survey?
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Doesn't get much easier in June or July.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Summer might be the best time of year for the kids,
but it's definitely not for the parents.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
A third of people polled said they probably won't have
a single stress free day this entire summer.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
Oh no, not even Mother's Day to start.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The stress is fine. I mean I'm gonna miss it
when the kids are gone.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah, you got to think of it that way.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
But in the meantime, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's accurate.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
But not this guy though. He's planning on having a
kid free summer. Oh sorry, did I say kid? I
meant a kid free summer. No kid. Legally, he's not
allowed to be within one hundred feet of a kid.
Oh wow, And I'm not allowed to discuss the details legally.
So let's just leave it there and say Laser Stories
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has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
We'll do it again the same time on.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
For Mother's Day. This year, our producer gave all of
us an assignment, an assignment that would be fun for
some of us and absolutely mortifying for the rest of
us because we had to text our mothers and ask
them to share something from our childhood that they're proud
of us for.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
And something that they're not so proud of us for.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
I will say I am nervous to read all of
our text responses.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
We're gonna find out way the proud one.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, we're gonna all be cringing when we read them.
Coming up right after this, who feels like sharing their
emotionally repressed childhood memory.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Because this weekend it's Mother's Day, and this year we
decided to actually try and do something special on our show,
which is why our producer gave us a little assignment.
Each person here had to text our mothers and ask
her to share something from our childhood that she's really
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proud of us for and something that she's not so
proud of us for. And everyone here is ready to
read their responses that they got back from their moms. Oh,
who's gonna be the most embarrassed by the end, let's
find out. We're gonna get into it, starting with Brooks.
Start with brook what did your mother write about you?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well, I guess we'll start with most proud. Is that
where we're leaning towards?
Speaker 10 (22:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I thought there was rankings of proudness. Proud of you?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
She said, you were always polite, kind and thoughtful to others,
even though I called you what about me? Brook?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
What about yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Because I hated when other people got attention, I'd be like,
well what about me? Then she followed it with one
that I don't want to read.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That says what I actually want to write, is I
most proud of you for winning five of six categories
and junior miss from Poison Grace to Scholassic to the interview.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
But you won't brag, so I doubt you'll read.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
It is an Idaho personality contest.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Everybody did it.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's like when you're a junior in high school you
do this Like I guess it's kind of like a pageant.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I won.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Dance.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
She was one of the few juniors that didn't have
a baby. Bye. She got a leg up on everybody.
What is what is your mom not proud of you?
From your childhood?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
She said, Man, it's hard to think of just one thing.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh starts with you'd been too busy party in your
senior year and skip dance classes. So you performed your
Celtic step dance leaning half bent over looking down the
line trying to figure out what the steps were, So
it's shame for her. Or how about we talk about
when you snuck beer into your bedroom like I wasn't
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going to notice a six pack?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, okay, thanks mom. It was a half rack, just so.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
It's like, you can't drink it till you're eight, young lady.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Okay, it sounded like you were fun with that though.
You were a fun kid.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh thanks, and then everything semi drunk teenager and a
fun kid.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
If you're just joining us, we're doing a special Mother's
Day segment where we each texted our moms asking for
something about us in childhood that they're proud of us
for and something they're not so proud of us for.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Jose, what did your mom write to you?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
One time in mass you were about three years old.
You're on the floor in front of the pews with
the other children. Yeah, Dad and I were about three
rows back. All of a sudden, you raised your little
fist to hit this big boy in front of you.
Your dad jumped across all three rows and grabbed you
by your Oh gosh, over to.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
Pick you up and lift you out just in time.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Oh that's so cute that common sense would say, that's
a not proud moment.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Oh you don't know my family. Yes, no, no, that
was not the proud They were not proud of that.
Oh yeah, that was not a good night church and
were frowned upon.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, which leads me to this one another time. In
Mass you were the shortest child in the children's choir.
You were six years old and Lois, she was the
head like choir leader, had you lead the all of
the children in concert for Mass. You were a perfect angel.
Strap out the boy in front of you, even just
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to make sure that everything went smoothly. You stood tall,
you sang, and we were so proud and we still
are to this day.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's performer, even back.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
In the day.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Are you sure she was describing you though?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Child?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
He probably hit another kid about five minutes after the
choir in the same show.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
He did good while he was on stage. That's so cute.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
If you're just joining us, we're doing a special Mother's
Day segment, texting our moms and asking them to tell
us something that they're proud of us from in childhood,
and something they.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Aren't proud of us about, alexis it's your turn. Your
mom right to you.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It took her a while to understand the assignment. If
you're back and forth, all right?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
She did.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
She said, I was proud of you for beating all
the boys in fifth grade in a four hundred meter race. Yeah,
because I knew at that moment I wouldn't have to
stop shopping to pay for your college because I thought
a scholar.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Because I would appear to be in your future.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yes, so you did get a scholar.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
I did, so.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Mom got to keep shopping.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Is that because of shopping? Your mom saw your potential?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, it's wonderful.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
What about what is she's not proud of you for?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
She said, I was disappointed in you in middle school
when you attempted to beat the Guinness Book of World
Records for hula hooping and you only lasted an hour
and a half and the record is one hundred hours.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
I thought she was going to be disappointed in your
middle school photo, which we do have up on the brook.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right, everyone's yours?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I want to hear yours from your mom. Is it
eighteen pages or just twenty two?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
You did have a lot to say, but she's proud
of me. She said, you could read early by the
age of four. You sang in musicals.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Yeah, and we're.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
So popular with the girls, so much.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
So that two girls were fighting over you in the
third grade.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
One of the girls was so love sick she vomited.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
According to her mom, because each one claimed you were
their boyfriend. Okay, I got called into the principal's office
because you were so popular it was making the girls
fight on the playground.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What happened between like what grade? Fourth grade and like
the rest of your life?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Well, let me finish. The principal said you needed to
stop seeing them during lunches and start playing more with
your guy friends.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Oh and oh boy.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I never looked back after that. And now what she
not proud of me for? She said, you kept cutting
off your sister's hair with scissors when you were in
second grade. Oh more than yeah. You would take it
all the way up to her neck and hire until
she lost most of her hair.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No, I feel your sister asked for it.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
It was probably my idea.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
You were punished and weren't allowed to be near any
scissors for six months.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Wow, that was your first band, Yes, some.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Of your favorite many bands. That was going to come
down in my life.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
But there you go.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
You just heard memories from our moms about what they're
proud and not proud of.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Us for from our childhoods.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I wish every mom out there though, a very happy
Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And you guys do so much. We love you.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
If you want to embarrass your kid, do what we
just did, because I feel really weird now just.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I would say, send it unsolicited moms.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Yeah, phone taps coming up right after.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Today, we call a woman who recently went to get
family photos done at a professional photography studio and they
were there for a couple hours. It cost them a
pretty penny, which is why we pose as a rep
from the photo place to tell her the good news.
All of her prints are actually going to be one
hundred percent free.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
That's if in exchange she agrees to something and she's
really gonna have to think about it because it could
make her insanely famous. Oh, you're gonna hear it in
your phone tap right now.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Hello, Hi, is this Rachel tomorrow.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
Dies it s who's calling?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Hi? There, I'm calling from ELM Photography. You were in
here last week for your family photo session?
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Yes, yes, yes we were.
Speaker 14 (29:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Are they ready?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Your pictures are?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And I just got to say they really turned out great,
such a beautiful family.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (29:30):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 14 (29:31):
It took forever to get the kids in their little outfits,
but we're so excited.
Speaker 15 (29:35):
I can't wait yet.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Your little one's face, I can already tell he's gonna
have a great personality.
Speaker 13 (29:42):
Wait what Anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
The reason I was calling is I wanted to let
you know that the photos, like I said, ready for
pickup and are you ready for this?
Speaker 13 (29:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
It is completely free of charge.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Wait wait wait what? What?
Speaker 14 (30:01):
How did that happen? What?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I knew you'd be excited.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, this might sound a little unusual, but we work
with a few companies on different campaigns, and one saw
your family's pick.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
And they want they're giving us pictures for free.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Exactly, So in exchange for using your photos in a campaign, they.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Would pay for your entire photo package.
Speaker 14 (30:23):
Oh my gosh, So we get free pictures and sounds
like we're gonna be famous.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Speaker 16 (30:33):
So what is it for?
Speaker 14 (30:34):
Like an advertisement or yes? Web bite?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yes, yes, I hate better health campaign? What do you
think better health?
Speaker 13 (30:44):
That sounds great. I just have to check with my husband.
Speaker 14 (30:46):
Do I need any other detail?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yes? Please check with him, because your family is about
to be the face of irritable bell syndrome.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
What yes, bet are held for all.
Speaker 14 (31:03):
We don't have irritable bouth syndrome.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's great for you because even though you don't, your
faces say you do waving.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
At least that's what the company thinks. Really, I know,
isn't it exciting?
Speaker 13 (31:17):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I passed on forty other families that looked way too regular.
Speaker 13 (31:21):
It's not good news.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Are you not hearing me? They loved especially your smile.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I mean, you just had a face that screamed it's tough,
but I still eat cheese.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Oh my god, that's what the rep said.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
This is not a compliment.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
I don't know why you're happy you're.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Getting a free photo package? Did you forget this?
Speaker 15 (31:41):
First of all, you're saying we look like hell?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
And then I'm just mortified. I work really hard on
getting my matching out fits. It's a Father's Day gift
and now I look we look terrible. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
No one said you look terrible. Oh, we said you
look like a family who's champion.
Speaker 14 (32:01):
No, we've got a family who can't pick properly, all
four of us.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You know, the realness in your voice is really coming
across to me. Do you mind if I pass that
quote right to the company, They're gonna love it.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
You can do that, but you're definitely not using my pictures.
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
But the photo package is six hundred dollars. You don't
think that's a good trade off.
Speaker 14 (32:21):
No, for a lifetime of embarrassment that it's not a
good trade off for my family. My kids are young
and they'll go into high school and his picture will
be everywhere.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Picture this. Let's say you go to church and your
minister sees you and says.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
That's the lady.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Do you know what he's gonna think. He's gonna think
you're a fighter.
Speaker 14 (32:38):
Yeah, he's gonna think that I'm bloated.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Well, he may think that your tummy hurts a little bit,
that's true, but maybe he'll go faster with the sermons.
So that's a win win.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
Yeah, f you ur lady, to think this is a
good scenario and this is gonna work out for my family.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
No, you're not seeing it.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You'll be in line at some stadium event and they'll
see you coming and everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Will move out of the way so you get the
first stall.
Speaker 15 (33:01):
I don't need to hear this anymore.
Speaker 14 (33:02):
The positive booth that you've been working it is not working.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You do need to hear one thing, though, and that's
that your husband Tony set you up for this prank
phone call. Wait, here's a positive this is what What
did you say? Yeah, this is actually broke from the
radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13 (33:22):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I know. Let me explain. Your husband Tony set you up.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah, it's all a joke.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's all a joke.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He wrote us and said it was your anniversary coming
up and he wanted to make you laugh as your
big anniversary president. This was my present.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
Better give me a real present.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Maybe we'll email him back and let him know that
you are expecting something more.
Speaker 15 (33:46):
Yeah, I want a nice dinner.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'm gonna go with diamonds for you. But okay, dinner
will work.
Speaker 15 (33:51):
I take both.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
I'll take diamonds to.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Wake up every morning. Was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Freaking Jeff in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
On this show, we tend to focus a lot on
what not to say during a first date. Oh yeah, like,
for example, you shouldn't say you know you remind me
of that super hot mannequin in j C. Pennies with
the white head, And never say I don't like labels.
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That's why I removed them off of all my meds today.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
No, what I don't.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
But you know what we don't hear enough of is
things that you should say during your first dates. And
that's why I'm excited for today's listener because he claims
his date said one specific thing to their waiter that
wasn't just a green flag. It made him instantly realize
she was relationship material. Ladies, make sure you're taking notes
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when you hear it in a brand new second date
update coming up, next second date update. Sometimes you can
tell right away if you're romantically compatible with a person
just by how they order at a restaurant so attractive.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Suddenly you're talking Jose's love language.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I know Jose like for example, if you're at a
fancy steakhouse and they say, yeah, I'll get a side
of onion petals, no sauce, and a wedge salad as
my Maine, but with no bacon, no blue cheese. Can
I sub the crutons for keen Wafflakes instead? I'm like, Uh,
(35:36):
can we go ring shopping right now? Because that's the
high maintenance dream girl I've always needed in my life.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I mean, if you want super hot, that's what you
have to put up with. Yeah, well they have to
make sacrifice.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
They can have a couple of bites exactly.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
That's how our listener Andy says he knew his date
was just.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
The right girl for him.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh really.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
We'll learn more about it in a second. But first, Andy,
welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 15 (36:03):
How you doing, Hey, guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Man, God, any time we open these Andy talking about food,
I'm immediately hungry.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I absolutely want.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
To know what was ordered and what restaurant, well, every
food related item.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
We'll get to all that stuff in just a second. First,
let's start with the name of this person, this girl, you, Matt,
what's she all about?
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Well, her name is Carla Okay, and she's awesome. But
I've been recently even trying to kind of get out
on dating seeing a little bit more okay, because i
was out of the market for a while and now
I'm back in and trying to get the lay of
the land.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (36:35):
One thing that I've noticed is women these days, they're
so particular on their meals. I'm a late back kind
of guy, and it's like it's super annoying when they're like,
oh this and not that. Just get some fish.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Look, people do low carb.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
It's like, hey, no, rise, I need veg Jesus a
little adjustment.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Like people are just more food conscious. Bore.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
It sounds like you're pretty tired of that. Did that
happen on your date with Carla?
Speaker 15 (37:03):
That's the thing, not at all.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That's all she had to do.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
She's like, I'll take the blank and you were like,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (37:17):
Go.
Speaker 15 (37:18):
She was a breath of fresh air, very easy going.
We went to a Mexican restaurant and all she did
was she just ordered the Fashidas.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
That was just like the chicken.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Well, I mean, the fietas are the ones that you
can put together yourself. You don't even have to ask
them for substitution.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
You have to choose though, chicken or bee.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
So I mean already, like as soon as she orders,
does your whole mood change?
Speaker 15 (37:42):
And I was like totally under her, and I was like, oh,
moving with me now, that's awesome, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Did you tell her about your experiences and how refreshing
it was to see her order like that.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
After the sides? Yes, I don't want to premptly warn
her celest she gets all nervous when.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
She Yeah, yeah, all of that sounds great. You got
the green flag with the food order. Tell us what
about anything else that stood out on the date with Carla?
Speaker 13 (38:10):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (38:10):
I mean she's cute. She has a great personality, and
when she spoke about things, she would literally light up.
Like one of the questions I asked her, I was like,
do you think your cat actually likes you? Or just
putting up with you?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I like that question.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
What she say?
Speaker 15 (38:24):
She explained, like how they were like best friends. But
it wasn't like in a corny way. It was in
a very great energy kind of way. Just a pause.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Asking someone about their pets is a good move always.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Okay, that personally lost me for dating Carla, But I'm
glad that you and her are on the same page.
You on high maintenance and yes, very low negative energy.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
If you're just will get zero.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I think that what's sweet is that she lit up
about her cat and you are literally lighting up talking
about her.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Sounds so excited.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
How'd you mess it up?
Speaker 18 (39:00):
Like?
Speaker 6 (39:00):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (39:01):
How did the rest of the dinner go?
Speaker 15 (39:02):
So the rest of the dinner was great. We hung
out way longer than we should have been the dinner table,
and then we decided we didn't want the night to end,
so we ended up kind of going back to my place.
We opened up a bottle of wine and we talked
some more. We had more conversations, like one of them
was like about if you wanted to delete one app forever,
what would it be. My answer was TikTok, and she
was like, no, I want to believe venmo so I'd
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never have to pay for anything again.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Okay, and she's funny, dude.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Okay, now I'm coming back around.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
On yeah, Okay, So how did you and Carla leave
it that night?
Speaker 15 (39:36):
I mean, I didn't want the night to be over,
but it was getting late and being respectful first date
and everything, so I called her an uber and she
went home and I haven't heard from her since. The
weird thing, though, is like I'll text her and she'll
like my text, but she's not responding, like you know,
are you yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Are you asking a question? Or are you just saying hi?
Speaker 13 (39:57):
No?
Speaker 15 (39:58):
Also asking a question like I'd love to see you
get when can I take you out again?
Speaker 17 (40:02):
Up?
Speaker 15 (40:02):
And it's like, okay, well, I guess it thumbs up
as good, but I need an answer.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Here unless it's not even her answering and her cat
has the password to her phone and is just getting
in there, pawing around.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Liking your your text message.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
It's like, emphasize, emphasize.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
You clearly had a strong connection the first time you
hung out, so it's weird that nothing's happened since.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Was a mystery to me.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
She's given like some positive vibes. It's not like she's.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
That's what scares me when we call and talk to her.
We have to put up with those positive vibes and
hopefully get an answer out of her when we come
back and try and get you your second date update
right after this.
Speaker 15 (40:39):
Okay, thanks, appreciate you all right, hold on.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
That second date update I only do this maybe a
couple times a year, but I'm highlighting this second date
as one we have to get.
Speaker 19 (40:57):
This guy is so head over heels from Seriously, I'm
actually compared to all the other calls that we've done
this year, I'm actually going to put effort into this
one for our listener, Andy, you're not putting an effort
on the arm.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Your body leg doesn't say that arms cross are sitting down.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
This is my effort most because Andy, he's on the
phone with us. Andy, you seem like a genuinely good guy.
And the way that you described your date Carla to us,
she seems like a really cool person too, Because most
guys that we have on here, they just describe how
hot their date's bodies are and how they tricked them
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into spending the night.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Recently, I mean.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
I told her how much I could bench press. I
don't know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
And while we're all impressed by that stuff, for sure,
you actually focused on Carla's personality and her words.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
So clearly this means a lot to you.
Speaker 15 (41:50):
Yes, that definitely doesn't. I appreciate the kind words, and
I also I appreciate the effort as well.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Okay, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, the rare people will get it, so you should
count yourself lucky.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
What do you think is going on? Why do you
think it's been so hard with her?
Speaker 15 (42:06):
No clue to the ALCI, which is why I reached
out to you. It's like, we had a great conversation,
we had a great time at dinner, we had a
great time back in my house.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Yeah, it's a mystery to all of us, and we're
running out of time here, so we need to call her.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
I'm going to dial her number right now. Good luck
to me.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Here we go, good luck to me, good luck.
Speaker 12 (42:23):
To Okay, Hello, Hey is Carla there?
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:37):
This is she?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Hey Carla? Hi, Carla, love your name. By the way,
my name is Gross. It's jeff and I work on
a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
She sounds like a real sailor when it comes in.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
It is.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
And we're not trying to shock you too much, but
we're calling as a favor to a really cool new
friend of ours. We spoke to him on the phone,
and you've met him before. He's a guy named Andy.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh oh whoa interesting that was a negative? Oh yeah,
I mean, maybe it didn't come out right.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
You remember Andy?
Speaker 15 (43:18):
Right again?
Speaker 10 (43:20):
What is this about?
Speaker 13 (43:21):
I'm just I don't know what this is all about.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
This is a segment we do called second Date Update.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
It's about your date and Andy, according to him, said
that when you guys hung out, it was a lot
different than most of the other dates that he's gone
on this year in a really good way. So we're
just trying to figure out if there's a reason why
there hasn't been a second meetup because he's really hoping
for one.
Speaker 13 (43:42):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just I feel like
I probably didn't have gone to his apartment.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Gone to his apartment.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
He said, you guys didn't fool around or anything.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
What was weird about his apartment?
Speaker 13 (43:57):
Okay, Well I'll just say this. There were a lot
of framed photos.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Okay, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Usually usually bachelors can't figure out frames and picture together.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yeah, I bought with a frame.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Like listen, why were framed photos a red flag to you?
Speaker 13 (44:18):
There? There are framed photos of him of Andy.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Wait, well, I would hope that they would be him
in his own apartment.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
No, bro, I'm talking about my art, like him or
him with people.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
Just him, just him when he graduating, when he's like
heading a tiger. I think it was that's cool.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Well, what's a red flag about that?
Speaker 7 (44:44):
To you?
Speaker 13 (44:45):
There were twenty of them him, that's.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
A lot, a lot.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
But listen, he's a solo guy.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
He lives by himself, and obviously maybe he just has
him up because he wants to remind himself of all
the cool places he's been.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
You know, maybe I.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Should put up stuff so brook you would see this
and you would think this is normal.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Twenty plus pictures one, he's a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I don't know about normal.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
But I'm just like, I don't know that it's like
nefarious or means that he's a bad person.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
She doesn't say nefarious. She just said it's odd or
it's weird.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
She used it as a red flag, and it's the
reason that she's not calling him back.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
And I don't know that that's fair. That's all I'm saying.
I think he's like cocky too, but.
Speaker 10 (45:22):
I don't know that he is.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Oh yeah, were there any cocky pictures of him?
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Do you think, Wow, this guy's a real chir.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
Wrong Jeck, Well, I think it's.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
So, yeah, he had a photo of himself flexing.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
Did he have muscles?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Did he have muscles?
Speaker 18 (45:38):
Like?
Speaker 20 (45:38):
Was it good?
Speaker 1 (45:41):
It was okay at best?
Speaker 7 (45:43):
I mean okay.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
I mean we could go into detail and talk about
what was inside of all of his photos. But I'm
still trying to understand what the underlying problem is.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You don't see it as a red flag.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
What is it he's confident in himself and like himself self.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Absorbed, or you're worried that he doesn't have friends.
Speaker 13 (46:04):
I did feel like it was clear to me after
being there for half an hour it would be difficult
to date someone who's already in a committed relationship with himself.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Maybe it's that motivational thing people do where you put
a photo of yourself as a kid in the mirror.
He just has twenty of them.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
Well, he's talking to the graduate.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Just came across as such a good guy. I just felt.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
But I don't know. Maybe we got a totally wrong
read on him, and he's absolutely obsessed with himself because
he is on the other line right now listening in
on this conversation, which I guess in a way is
about oh, oh my god, and he does want to
talk to you, Andy, Hi.
Speaker 15 (46:45):
Carla, how are you hi?
Speaker 13 (46:49):
And this is like embarrassing for you. I don't want
to put you on blacks on the.
Speaker 15 (46:57):
Radio because I thought we had a great and then
and you weren't necessarily responding back to me and I
didn't know You're gonna be kind of hitting on all
the photos of like big moments in my life and stuff.
Speaker 13 (47:08):
Like that, and and they're everywhere. There's one in the bathroom, like, whoa,
it is weird.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Look, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 15 (47:17):
Sorry, I'm I don't have very good interior decoration skills.
I guess you can say you make it seem like
I have a big crush on myself.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
That's okay, you could crush on yourself.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Can we ask bro, like when you were putting up
all those pictures, why like why did you put those up?
Speaker 15 (47:34):
I know they're just big moments in my life that
it's nice of when I'm walking around being reminded of them,
Like you mentioned the tigers, like that's a trip I
took with my parents when I went to Africa, Or
I do I do have a shirtless jim selfie on
my one?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Is that the bathroom one? Because I would understand.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 15 (47:58):
I mentioned before, I've been off the market for one,
I might have gained a lot of weight, and so
like this is a picture of like after I hit
my goal.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Like, Carl, are you hearing him?
Speaker 10 (48:09):
I'm hearing this.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
I just feel like maybe he could have asked one
of his friends and like, is this too many photos?
Speaker 15 (48:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
It sounds like it didn't register with him at all.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Like have you ever had anyone else comment about the
excessive amount of photos?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (48:28):
I don't really, I don't have a lot of people
come over to be honest with you. And then you
think about decorating with stock target photos of like red
sucking up plants or whatever.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Okay, well, let's not hate on people that like to
decorate from Target because they have some good stuff.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
You should use a woman's touch. Maybe you two can
help each other. I'm just an adjusted a little bit.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Maybe you have a reasonable amount that he should have, Carla,
is there a number in new Head that's okay? Of course?
Speaker 13 (48:55):
Like three macs?
Speaker 10 (48:57):
How the world?
Speaker 13 (48:58):
I have?
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Just for moment, Actually, Andy, I have a good suggestion
for you. They have these digital photo frames. Now we're
at all rotate through like five hundred, and you don't
have to limit it down.
Speaker 15 (49:11):
Look, I'm definitely open to some options here, but I
mean some of them need to stay up.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
He's taking this instride.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Some people could have gotten really defensive about it.
Speaker 7 (49:22):
He went through all of this effort just to get
in touch with.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
You, and look at what he could look like. I
mean that gym picture is was okay.
Speaker 7 (49:30):
Well, no room for improvements, is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 15 (49:33):
So I mean, if you give me a second date
that leads to the third, fourth, one hundred dates, then
we can start hanging up pictures of us together, twenty.
Speaker 6 (49:42):
Pictures of you.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
So, now that you know everything, Carlo, you've heard what
he has to say, would you consider going out with
him again? We would pay for it.
Speaker 13 (49:53):
I mean, I feel like he was kind of in
the dark about it. It's not like he's in love
with himself, which I was really worried about.
Speaker 15 (50:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (50:00):
I would be interested, but he has to take down
some of those photos if I'm going.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Back, or at least turn them around so not all
of him is looking at you at the same time.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Okay, you guys can actually do that on your next date.
Oh yeah, I think your top one.
Speaker 15 (50:15):
Yeah, I'm totally down. We'll go out to dinner and
then afterwards you can go back and have a redecoration party.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Congratulations, Andy, you got another meet up with Carla.
Speaker 15 (50:26):
Thank you guys so much. I really appreciate your how
we set.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
A goal to get them together and we did it,
guys without even one picture of us.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Hey, yeah, ask.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
That is our effort for the entire year.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
We can go back to not caring.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Any can bail it in.
Speaker 10 (50:43):
It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (50:46):
You know, today's second date was a good lesson for me.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, to put effort into things.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
No, because I have lots of frame photos of myself
up in my place. My thing isn't in any of them.
Capture other stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
But I almost asked what was and that was no, you.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Didn't come over and check it out if you want,
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I might get this printed like a public place.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Well, now I know I need to limit them down
to just three.
Speaker 7 (51:12):
So that's good to know.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
But I do think Brooke actually said it best during
the segment, because he seems genuinely surprised that too many
photos of himself could be something that derails a date, right, yeah,
but good for him. He was open minded, he was
willing to change and adjust. That's literally the number one
thing you can do to be in a successful relationship.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I mean, it's so hard for people these days to
hear's something like maybe a somewhat critical about themselves and think.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, oh, okay, well I can fix that. No, that's
a great thing to think after that.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
They really were a great match. And I hope that
we do get an update from them soon. And you
could be the next couple that we get an update from.
If you email the show, we call that person who's
not calling you back, and go check out all of
our second dates wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 7 (51:57):
They're available at Brook and.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
Jeffrey and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Sometimes I wonder, do my parody songs that I write
and sing on the show every week do they even matter?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yes, laughter to the world.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Absolutely, I mean sure that they make a few people laugh.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
My mom loves them.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
My mom shares them on her Facebook page two and
they get almost four whole likes.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
But like, yeah, but do they have any like meaningful
impact on the world, Like, do they heal wounds? Do
they stop wars? Do they unite opposing political parties across
the globe.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
I think your expectations are a little too high.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
I guess they do do all those things, because if
you don't have any food handy, you can always print
out the lyrics and eat them.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I don't think there's any nutritional benettention.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Maybe my work is important and it really does help people.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, you didn't need a confidence spec.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
Well, you better get back to curing all diseases and
keeping world peace with another brand new song of the week.
My work never ends. It's coming up right after this.
It's almost time for my song of the week.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Actually right now.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Well, I'm almost gonna say in a couple of sentences,
thought we were doing this, But Brooke, you've got some
kids in school. What are some of the popular little
boys names that you're hearing right now? We get like Aiden, Caden, Jaden.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Everybody's name Oliver Oliver there.
Speaker 5 (53:36):
Okay, sure, So imagine that little Oliver. He's all set
for this weekend because Sunday is Mother's Day and he's
got his little homemade car that he rode out in
crayons at school, and it says, my mom's like a boat.
She keeps her family afloat, sails around the moat or
(53:58):
whatever he has gone.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
You know, way to go, Allie.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
Oliver, if you're listening to me right now, I need
you to take.
Speaker 7 (54:06):
That card you made and rip it up.
Speaker 5 (54:09):
What set that thing on fire? And give it a
Viking funeral because mommy doesn't want it, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
What's a Viking funeral?
Speaker 5 (54:20):
You can watch a video on that, Oliver. But you
may think mommy wants that.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yes, she absolutely does.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
According to a new study, Mommy don't. Because life's different
now than it was a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Cards in my favorite.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
The number one thing moms are asking for, pleading for,
even on Mother's Day is just to be left alone
for one freaking second, Oliver, I actually.
Speaker 6 (54:46):
Get it now, jeff I.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Did tell my family.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
All I want is for no one to ask me
where something is, do something exactly.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
A date is arriving, Thank you, Brooke.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
All moms want is one quiet morning and maybe a
three minute shower without a little voice in their ears shouting, mom, Katie.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Put my legos in the toilet again.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Seriously.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
That's why my song today is asking everybody out there
to please just leave mom alone. So instead of doing
the hit song by Chapel Roan Pink Pony Club. It's
Young Jeffreys soak in her tub, the one safe space
for mommy.
Speaker 7 (55:36):
That's true, all right, I'm going to point when I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Point.
Speaker 11 (55:51):
I know kids ruined her the jay, but in return,
now every year she gets one special day. Flowers and
candles are okay, but what she really wants from you.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
Is just to stay away.
Speaker 17 (56:09):
Some peace and quiet, please, is what she really needs today.
Speaker 7 (56:14):
Her love language is no one talk to me.
Speaker 17 (56:18):
Take all your problems and bring them to your daddy.
Dead boat that bedroom door, and let your mam asleep.
Speaker 20 (56:27):
God kids that she loves, but every mother deserves one
day where you shut the fun lone in the bathroom
for once, no door banging squeals, Put her favorite song on,
and she'll.
Speaker 18 (56:45):
Soap gin her talk without her daughter's naked barbie pope,
gin her butt. Wafa's been shot a nay out of
her best mother. Mug moms want to keep relaxing in
the piece the SuDS free from her cubs.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
Save her from doing all these chores and pointing out
that thing you lost was right there in the drawers.
Let her fly solo through.
Speaker 16 (57:15):
The mall with no one asking her to buy a
single toy at all. Breakfast in bed is sweet with
oj Freshley Squeeze.
Speaker 5 (57:26):
But Gin and Tonic is probably more her speed.
Speaker 17 (57:30):
She wanted to lead the house away from child screams.
One Lady's Happy Hour outside of Chuck e Cheese Table
for one. The Arcudo Reborn add a cute little gastrop Mom.
Speaker 10 (57:49):
Your server.
Speaker 17 (57:50):
He's young, but he's still catching fields because her milk
game is strong.
Speaker 18 (57:55):
Yeah, MoMA driving alone last in the kind of music
that she can play at home when she doesn't got
a suffer through, no coke, go man long speaking without
a censor dropping hell live bomb, Keep calm and carry on, Braiden.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
Mommy loves you so much, but she doesn't want to
hear your voice or see your face until Monday.
Speaker 15 (58:22):
He came.
Speaker 17 (58:24):
She thinks of her kids all the time and worries
about things happening.
Speaker 7 (58:30):
She saw on a true crime So.
Speaker 17 (58:33):
Mama just needs a little space. Go give her one
big hug and then just get out of her face.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
God all that she wants.
Speaker 17 (58:45):
It's just one day to breathe and a necklace that's
made from pasta.
Speaker 20 (58:51):
No bluey reruns just living like a queen.
Speaker 17 (58:57):
And when it is suffered, I'm shill or hub, I'm all.
Speaker 18 (59:04):
Without having to read eat it up line in the backyard,
chugging bottles up to chug this mom up.
Speaker 11 (59:13):
She's gonna make the kids clean it.
Speaker 18 (59:16):
Up and laugh as they grow.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
What a dream I boarded as myself.
Speaker 6 (59:28):
Oh my God for breakfast idea.
Speaker 10 (59:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'm just gonna say, the one thing you forgot is
if there's any dessert, let mom eat it all.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
You don't no bites for you.
Speaker 7 (59:38):
It's not about you one day only for Mom.
Speaker 5 (59:42):
She deserves it. You can text in right now to
seven eight, five nine too and tell us what you
thought about the song of the week, and you go
check out the video of it with all the lyrics
on all of our socials at Brooke.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
And Jeffery, and then go clean your house on your
own so your mom doesn't have to do it and
she can have actually a RESTful day.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
Sorry, that's just in case my husband was listening.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
That's the mom coming out.
Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
That's your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Brook, the last time you played Nate, he beats you
and our producer asked what happened? How did you pull
that off? And Nate said, I was just feeling it
and Brooke was just not Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Brooke, what about today? Are you feeling it today?
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Feeling everything today? No, this is about me, Nate.
Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
We want to know Brook is feeling it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah, and I'm feeling it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Okay, point point where on your body? Exactly? Are you
feeling it?
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Here and right here?
Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
You don't hear you?
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Wait? And down here. I need to take my pants
down to.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Show you this.
Speaker 15 (01:00:51):
Nate.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
You're so lucky that you're not in the room with
us right now. I'm gonna have to agree. Okay, but dude,
you're back. You beat her the first time. You're trying
to repeat her a second time. How are you feeling today?
Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
You know, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
It's feeling ready?
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Uh oh, I feel good? All right, I'll mock you
in the hallway by myself.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
All right, Look, you get out there, you do your thing.
Let's go over the rules with Nate. Thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
out right if you want to win.
Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
I was born ready to do it? Good luck, my man,
Your time starts now. What's the only fruit known to
hold its seeds on the outside of its body?
Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Dragonfruit? How many milliseconds are in one full second?
Speaker 15 (01:01:35):
A thousand?
Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Which empire was ruled by Julius Caesar?
Speaker 13 (01:01:40):
Oh gosh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
What's the name of the paper company in the TV
show The Office? Gringets is a famous bank from what
fictional movie? Water? Is the boiling point of water more
or less than two hundred degrees fahrenheit. I'm gonna go
with more.
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Okay, solid work there, Nate, Well done.
Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she's done
with her body stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Okay, cool, she's done.
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
And uh, we learned last time Nate was on the
show that he makes cider for a living, does a
wide variety. What's the flavor that everybody's got to try?
Right now, Nate? Right now, I gotta go with our
pink lemonade coming into summer. It's delicious, pinks like hardsider.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
That's pink lemonade.
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
That sounds like heartburn. Bro.
Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
It does the job, but it's delicious.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
It's gonna slap the throat nice and tough.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It it feels like you had one too many Mike's
heart in college.
Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Nah, no, it was way better than that. Okay, Brook
is wondering do you make any upside down pineapple cider?
Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
Because she could really go for some of that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I did actually make a promiscuous pineapple for our tap room.
That's so funny. Well, definitely send the case of that
over to the studio and Brook will down it in
one go.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Fifty plus year old woman at the bar like ordering
it and winking.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Oysters please wow.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Okay, on that note, Brook, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Here we go? Here we go?
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Your time starts now. What's the only fruit known to
hold its seeds on the outside of its bodies? How
many milliseconds are in one full second?
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Thousand?
Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Which empire was ruled by Julius Caesar Roman. What's the
name of the paper company in the TV show The Office?
Gringos is a famous bank from what fictional movie book series?
Is the boiling point of water more or less than
two hundred degrees fahrenheit more anytime.
Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
More?
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Pretty much for all you boys to handle.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Let's one Jose. Let's scoreboard with.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Jose nowhere.
Speaker 13 (01:04:00):
My heart.
Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
I still love you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Nate you got four correct today.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
All right, all right, that's a really good score.
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Good score. You have good pacing in this game.
Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Run same exact amount of questions fair playing games.
Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
And you got saved.
Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Nate, you called it. Brooke was really just feeling herself
today in many different enow. Yeah, let's go over the
answers for everybody. The only fruit known to hold its
seeds on the outside of its body would be strawberries.
There are one thousand milliseconds in one full second. Julius
Caesar was the ruler of the Roman Empire. The paper
(01:04:42):
company from the office is dunder Mifflin Gringits is a
famous bank from Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
It's where Harry's safe deposit boxes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Oh my god, I read all those books to my
kids out loud and pronounced it wrong until I saw
the movie, and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Oh, and the boiling point of water would be more
than two hundred degrees fahrenheit. Two hundred and twelve degrees
is exactly. Is so much easier.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
If you haven't watched the s n L sketch about
the metrics the metric system.
Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
It's unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke today,
but just for playing. We are going to give you
tickets to see j Baling performing them.
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yeah, that's where's your performing climate play.
Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I almost called it key Arena. I'm sorry, it's climate plage. Yeah,
and yeah, we'll send you those tickets.
Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
Man, Okay, sweet, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
You have fun with your cider today, Nate, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 15 (01:05:39):
I'll be back for around three Brooks.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Okay, all right, only do it after you've sampled.
Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
The Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Oh god, Brooks really feeling herself. Now, let's just get
out of here. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks, same
time tomorrow
Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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