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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fridays are honestly my favorite show that we do all week.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, my favorite Sunday.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, it's Brigod Jeffery.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You found the full show podcast and you get a
special treat because, as always, it's Jeff's parody song today. Yeah,
and he's getting very nostalgic because one of the most
iconic shows of all time turned twenty years old today.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
You know, like, whenever you sing the song, we always
hope the celebrities notice him, but this one, I really
hope the person is singing about.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Notice this social media dude.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I think they totally are.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I mean, if it gets big enough, they'll find it
either way, if our listeners Tagram or something.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Listen, Branda, tell us how you like it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know, Jeff always needs believe it or not, he
does need to be pumped up.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Old guy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh man, I can't believe what I agree to in
today's brand new second day as well. Yeah, that's coming up,
But first let's get to some comments.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Alexis well, Okay, I see one from Shayley Malinger.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, maybe I hate saying names.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I feel like I'm so bad at it. Okay, Anyways,
they said I started listening to y'all last week, and
needless to say, I listened to three of these each day.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, people probably think I'm crazy for laughing alone in
my car.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
If it's better than crying alone in your car, yes,
that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh and Ali said, I started listening to this podcast
three months ago and I've been binging it and I
basically quit listening to music.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Love you, guys, I love all the new listeners we have.
I hope you really enjoyed today's show, and we'll be
back with a special podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Only show tomorrow, but sit back and enjoy it.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
We've got a British update from one of our favorite
listeners named Simon, who lives across the Pond.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I'm gonna do anything else but right back and
forth with us.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We should call this segment.
Speaker 8 (01:48):
Simon says, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. So for
people who don't know about this, Simon lives in England
and he listens to our podcast and he fancies Alexis,
even though Englishman. In his latest email, he did call
her alexast either day. But I think it's fair to
(02:09):
say they've had a little long distance flirtation going on here.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Recently, even though he doesn't know her name, and.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
We do have a new letter from him as of yesterday.
Simon says, Hey, Alexa, it's not it's not often that
I have women's speechless.
Speaker 9 (02:32):
I think he's referring to the last time we talked
about him.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
When as so uncomfortable. I had no response.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
I don't know what you didn't know what to say,
but he continues. So the James Bond reference is because
that's how most Americans view us Brits.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
It wasn't meant to be creepy. You don't think I'm creepy,
do you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's always good when you have to ask that, right.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Anyway, if you're in the UK and want to grab
a coffee and chat or there, maybe I could just
show you the gems of London.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I thought he was flying you there.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I thought that was the first I know, And now
we've resorted to if I have to be here on
my own time.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We got that from first.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yeah, I should have said once I finished buying your flight, Yeah,
save you loads of money by not taking one of
those rip off red tourist buses.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I've always wanted to do that.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Then I'm your guy, and he gives his phone number
right here.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And then Simon, I hate to say it, I've already
seen all the tourist attractions yea, from.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
A first class flight to he's it, texting him from
outside the Big Ben.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I saved you from the hop on hop off bus.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, he writes at the end. F YI, I'm not
looking for someone to marry, just looking for friends and
if something else comes of it, then great, but if not,
then no bother. Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It sounds disinterested from sounds like he wants and flee.
Speaker 11 (03:54):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't know that men were the same on every
different continent.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's built in.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
It sounds like he did ask you out, but he
doesn't want to necessarily pay for it. He wants to
help you save money on when you pay because he
believes in women empowerment.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Lines. We didn't do that.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
It's extremely romantic and something you should definitely consider, Alexis.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean I won't turn down a free ride around
the city obviously.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yes, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is why we say you date Richmond and you
always end up with poor boys.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Yeah, I mean, I think the only person who's more
romantic than Simon is, our digital producer when he tells
us the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 12 (04:37):
Last week we were all about mark madness. Oh yeah,
namely the most famous marks in the spirit of March
Madness in the college basketball tournament. But the team's been
whittled down since then. And that's why today I think
it's the perfect time to do not the Sweet sixteen,
but the Pete sixteen and a brand new plenty of
(04:59):
twenty celebrity names. Say a number one through twenty, I'll
give you a hint about a famous Pete, real or fictional.
I do need first and last name for you to
stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who
heard the famous pete and repeat joke back in third
grade and she's still trying to figure it out. That's Alexis.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Actually yeah, Alexis having a number three for three.
Speaker 12 (05:25):
Your sweet Pete. Hint is this web slinging photographer doesn't
need a car to get around New York City. What
Pete is that?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, Spider Man, were oh always out, Peter.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Parker very good? Like all I had to say was
you know it? And she's like, oh, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
At a little encouragement.
Speaker 12 (05:45):
Yeah, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm gonna go with repeat and pick two two Brook.
Speaker 12 (05:50):
Your Pete Hint is the only man who can fight
a giant chicken for twenty minutes straight.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh I think is that from a Family Guy episode?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Is it Peter Griffin?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh my god. If I would have got that, I
would have got it wrong it I would have been embarrassed.
Speaker 12 (06:09):
Watch Family Jose, focus up here. Number two and number
three have been chosen already.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't choose those, Yes, okay, let's go.
Speaker 12 (06:17):
For then number four?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
Four?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Say three?
Speaker 8 (06:19):
So bad, Jose.
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Your Sweet Pete Hint is This actor played the shortest
but smallest player in one of the most famous HBO
series of all time.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's HBO.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's Game of Thrones. He's so famous, such a good actor. No,
he doesn't go by Pete. Peter Peter d.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, we know our Pete.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I watch Game of Thrones. But he's a legend.
Speaker 12 (06:43):
The Pete sixteen is killing exciting male host co about
a number from you?
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Five?
Speaker 12 (06:49):
Number five. Your Sweet Pete Hint is the original forever
twenty one model, never growing up since nineteen oh four.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Too soon to mention Forever twenty one is his closing.
How are you doing. I haven't checked in on you.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't want to talk about it right now. You're
not anymore anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Sorry.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Did you say the year that Forever twenty one launched?
Speaker 12 (07:12):
No, I'm said this sweet Pete is the original Forever
twenty one model, but never growing up since nineteen oh four.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Oh, I never growing up as the hint because the
guy who never grows up as Peter Pan.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
You forget Forever twenty one, four for four, we're turning
up the Pete heat for round two.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Alexis two, three, four, and five are off the board.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I hate she's fragile after that Forever twenty one.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
Alexis this peak took us to Middle Earth without ever
even leaving New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Oh No, I a lobby guy, but I don't know
his name.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Knowing it, I'll give you a hint. It's not the
Hobbit itself.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
It's the director.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
What is the name of the director of the.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Movie, No idea, Peter Spielberg his, but.
Speaker 12 (08:02):
Not Peter Spielberg. Jose you want to tell us Peter Jackson,
Jason Lexus is out. It's your turn.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, give me seventeen.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
Before Federer and Djokovic, This Pete ruled the tennis world.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, what is that guy's name? Peter Samson? Oh, Peter,
I know it's not Samson. It's Peter Samson. And it
was right on the bag this whole time, Samson. I
can't remember the guy's named Peter Samson.
Speaker 12 (08:33):
Peter Samson. Jose, you want to tell us Sambrince Sampris
curly Jose, it's your turn. You've gotten all these so far.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I not believe this. I am so excited.
Speaker 12 (08:43):
How about a number?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, twelve always treats me right.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Twelve.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
Here's a tough one, Jose. This peze'za star Lord who
dances through space battles like it's a mixtape party.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And I never saw the movie Guarding to the Galaxy.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
I really have never seen it.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I keep telling myself, I'm gonna binge this series one weekend.
I'm gonna just go with Peter star Lord.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Peter star Lord is incorrect. Star Lord's name is Peter Quill.
That means, Jeffrey, you're the only person who can get
one wrong. And you were the day's winner of plenty
of twenty.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
All right, so I get to choose to get shocked
while singing Thanks for the Memories by Fallout Boy. I
think we're going with Jose on this one.
Speaker 12 (09:24):
The Pete King.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh Pete Wentz is the least Oh really, yeah, one night,
one more time. Thanks for the memories, even though they
went so great.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Now, Oh nice work, Jose.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh man, it's like you grew black eyeliner.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
When I saw Napster sold for two hundred and seven dollars,
I thought, yeah, that sounds about right. No, it really,
but then I read the next word million. Yeah, Napster
just sold for two hundred and seven million dollars.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's still running.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Naps Napsher was the original way that we illegally downloaded music.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Back in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
It launched and then it got shut down in two
thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah when bank LimeWire fan though, yeah, bankrupt a couple
of years later, so it was worth nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
But like I said before, it just sold for two
hundred and seven million dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What is it doing? Why did it sell just the names?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
So apparently nowadays it's still active and it works more
like Spotify or Apple Music, but it's not as popular
as those. Their big selling point though, is the audios
less compressed, So people who want really good sound quality
prefer to use Napster to get the best quality music.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Those audio files, you know, And that's why.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
People like us that listen to audio for a living
or do that that wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Even know, I mean recording artists and musicians and artists and.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
People that exactly.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
So Averse company just bought it, and they say their
plan is to transform Napster into a virtual concert hall
where you'll buy tickets like going to a normal concert,
and then using a VR headset, you can watch the
artists perform their music in a more intimate setting.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Was it the whole point of Napster to begin with,
to rip off all the artists so we didn't have
to pay for anything the concert?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:26):
It, And somehow we're still gonna end up with crappy
seats at these virtual shot.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Post right in front of us.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Not sure if we'd be surprised by this, but the
company says you'll even be able to buy virtual merch
while you're at the virtual concerts.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Call it rule if you hand.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
The line still probably, but it's like an old relic
of the early Internet that just refuses to die, and
now it's worth a fortune.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Actually, some experts predict that Laser Stories will become the
Napster of radio negative two hundred million dollars. We're gonna
bring it down even lower when't we do it right
after this? It's the radio segment that's helping old people
feel young again with new auto tune hearing aids. Now
(12:19):
every conversation with Grandma sounds like a hit tea pain song.
It's all thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we
do weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser. Those other si
aldi yas queens just you. This first laser story is
out of Great Bend, Kansas. A nineteen year old named
(12:41):
Clara Arnold was babysitting for two kids over the weekend
when the four year olds came running downstairs right after
she'd put.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Him to sleep.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It's annoying as a parent, even more annoying when it's
not your kid.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
You know. A little boy swore that there was a
monster under his bed. So Clara took his little hand
and went back upstairs, flipped on the light.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
At no, Clara, what are you doing there a monster
under the bed?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Hotel buddy, She was trying to show him. She got
down on the floor to show there was nothing there. Yeah,
that's nice, except there was something there or some one. No,
she ended up face to face with a random man
niding underneath the child's bed, trying to give him a hug.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Hey, I did the right thing. I took the kid
to the hotel. At the first sign of danger, babysitter.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Clara screamed, the kids screamed, even the.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Man screamed.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
And altered. A little altercation ensued, but luckily no one
was hurt, and the random guy ran downstairs and out
the front door.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
How do you get in like a window?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Cops responded immediately, and while they didn't get him that night,
they were able to capture him.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
The next day.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Oh so, apparently he used to live at the house
the girl was babysitting.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Maybe he knew how to get in there key.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
No word on why he broke in or why he
was hiding under the bed, but he was arrested on
a multitude of charges. As for the kid, he's probably
sleeping peacefully every single night.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, maybe that's the opposite. They go in, they're like,
we're gonna check for monsters just in case. But I
didn't think there were any. Let's just look, I checked the.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Closet to this next La stories out of Florida. At
least this lady has a fun answer when people ask
what are you in for? Oh, because forty four year
old Alison Fetting allegedly flashed a gun at a dairy
queen near Fort Lauderdale and told the cashier to give
her all the money in the register.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
Dang dairy queen.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I would tell her to give me all the blizzards,
give me the new Oriel thing.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Give me quicker.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
The thing is.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
For some reason, the register got stuck and it wouldn't
open all the way, so Alison grabbed what she could
from their tip jar and took off.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Who So it was armed robbery.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Of the tip jar, and when officers came to investigate,
they found she got away with a whopping oh dollar fifty.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, you would buy yourself a small blizzard amount of.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Money didn't stop the cops from tracking her down, though,
and she was arrested and thrown in jail.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
They should make her bond like two dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
If she would have just done it without a gun,
nobody would have ever probably even put any energy.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
You know, in the end, the buck fifty doesn't really
matter as much as the robbery with the firearm.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
That's the big deal.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
So apparently she could get anywhere between three and five
years behind bars.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
She scared the workers to death.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Kill him over a dollar and a half. This next
lazer story is out of trend town. If you call
a kid brace face these days, they might take it
as a compliment.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh my daughter wants braces so bad.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Because the Washington Post just ran a huge article saying
old school braces are cool.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Now, this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I dare someone to rock some headgear. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Dang, An orthodontist and Tucson, Arizona, told the paper that
kids beg for metal braces instead of things like in visiline,
and he says they become a weird sort of fashion symbol.
Another dentist in California agreed with that. He said it
started about a year ago, and now more and more
patients are excited to get bracest.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's so cool though, like me for them.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I know they're still bullying going on and stuff in
different ways, but like the stuff that I would have
gotten bullied.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
For wearing is just so normal. Over your face.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Braces make you bleed out your mouth, which is hard cool. Yeah,
A handful of influencers and celebrities have made them trendy.
Some may have even gotten them just for show, not
even they don't need.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
To straighten there too.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I mean, instead of a grill, we're just getting fake bracest.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Same plus.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Take your retainer up two chains.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
A dental assistant in Brooklyn who's twenty four, recently opted
for the metal braces, saying no shade to invisil line.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
But it's kind of boring to me.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, yeah, no shade is funny.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
That's where it's at. This next Lazer story is out
of brew topia.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
This is the important kind of science that we need
to be doing more of. Oh goodness, self chilling beer
cans have finally arrived.
Speaker 12 (18:10):
For any beverage.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I mean, think about it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (18:13):
The startup in the UK has been working on something
called a cool can. It looks like an ordinary can
until you check the bottom of it, and there's a
little power button that activates the beer cooling technology.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Double rainfall.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh my gosh, is it gonn electrocute us if we
get too much water in the cooler.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I'm assuming they worked out all the kinks on this,
but like Jose said, it also works on soda or
any kind of liquid. So here's some photos from my host.
You can check them out on our Insta stories at
Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
But it works like this.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
There's an inner wall like insulated mugs have, and you
push the power button which blends water with a mix
of salts and it causes a cooling reaction to happen.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
It's like when you make ice cream in a ziploc bag,
you know, you shake with the salt.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
So the outside of the can and gets freezing cold
in a few seconds. The only disappointing part is it
still takes a while to chill the beer.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Because it's not gonna happen. Instance like fin aluminum.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Now, depending on how hot it is, it could take
up to ten minutes for your drink to get cold.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You suck it feels like you're gonna spend ten dollars
for one can of beer because this is so expensive.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
No, that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
They don't think it's gonna cost any extra money to
make these for normal cans of beer. Really, and they
say the best part is the cooling reaction continues every
time you take a sip, and it could stay cold
for up to forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I mean, that's actually really cool. I mean, imagine like
an outdoor concert, like a festival in the summer is perp.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, those festivals that charge you thirty two dollars for
one can already, not.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
To mention, these cans can also be recycled, so they're
good for thee I want to invest. They're all five
bucks on. They're already in talks with major beer makers,
along with Coca Cola.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
And Red Bull.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
This is gonna be great, very cool.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
And speaking of a guy with a button on his underside,
you can press it, but it's probably not gonna cool
him down.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
Actually might do the opposite.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again the same
time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
When did every vacation spot on Earth become so freaking tourist?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Seriously vacation, But there's like lines like there's never been before.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Yeah, and the average traveler is just getting sick of
the same old stuff everywhere you go ziplines? Ugh again,
how many ziplines can you go on? Like a TV
Jungle tours? Okay, I've seen the hidden waterfall before, Like,
how many do we have to find?
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Even Vegas is more kid friendly than ever.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Where is the actual excitement?
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Come?
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Well, one tourist come, but he's offering a crazy new
type of family travel adventure that guarantees you will never
be bored for one second. Whoa, you might also never
be quote safe for one second. But we're gonna tell
you about this exciting new opportunity coming up right after this.
Remember when family vacations used to actually be fun.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
It's Burk and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
When I was a kid, and we'd pack a little
cooler and we'd have like trail makes step.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Why are they fun? I have so much fun in
our family vacation.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Once upon a time, you could visit a theme park
without selling your four year.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Old's kidney in order to get yes. I used to
be able to visit Times Square and there was only
three creepy guys in Elmo costumes asking hey, you party?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, why would you want to go to Times Square
if they weren't there? Yeah, I got that is the attraction.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Now there's hundreds of them.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, take me where?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Can you sound like you're actually into it?
Speaker 12 (22:00):
Knows all the yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
And then the majority of people are tired of that.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
And if you're sick of all the normal tourist evacation
spots in America that have been ruined, why not try
something actually new and exciting?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
All right?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Because a company in Dubai called Sea Hunters is making
the news today.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I thought you were going to go with something affordable,
like you were talking, this.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Is affordable in Dubai. The company is based out of Dubai,
but the actual adventure.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Doesn't happen there.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
They're offering tourists a one of a kind travel experience
that's a cruise where the entire goal is to hunt
some molly pirates.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Excuse me what?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:41):
That is legit, dangerous, in fun, fun, unique, and I'm
one hundred percent serious about this it's not even a joke.
I've about that these luxury yachts actively try to lure
in pirates off the coast of Africa using their nice
shiny boats so that you and your family can band
it together and take them out.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And they actually use luxury. They want to be flashy
on purmes.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They're like, eh, look, my friend is supply chain for
a companies. Actually they have a lot of issues with pirates.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Instead of like running away and cutting your business short,
take advantage of that opportunity and turn it into a
tourist attraction.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm sorry. What do they expect you to do on
the boat to stop them, though?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Like, if you get overtaken by small pirates, you're done.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
No no, no, no, no, listen.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
You literally step on the boat and immediately start picking
out your own personal armory.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
You can choose from the Bazooka package, which obviously includes
an actual grenade launcher.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh I think my eight year old would love that exactly, Or.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
You can go for the Mercenary Madness Kid, which includes
an M one oh seven fifty cow sniper rifle and
a gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Yeah, it's like the
commemorative splash Mountain pictures. But in the photo, just imagine
little Alder holding up an AK forty seven and Nora
with the Soviet made rocket launcher behind him.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's so cute, I mean, when you paid it that way.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, And the thing is is I would totally trust
that I wouldn't get shot by another member of the boat.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Ye another. The crew definitely knows what they're doing.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
They do a ten minute instruction for how to use weapons.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Fine, fine, see and where the emergency exits.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Are I'm sure which is everywhere? And the new thing
that they're offering this year pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh, to bear you at sea? Is that the end
of it?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
No, Now you can rent flame throwers, but I will
say it does require a three day licensing course before
you head out, so you're gonna have to plan ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
People have watched too many movies, that's what this is.
They literally think this is a joke.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
The game, I will say, the tour company does not
guarantee that pirates will definitely attempt to board your boat
and try to kidnap you.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
You have to get lucky in order for.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That to guarantee survival. Do you think Somali pirates are
just like these people are so annoyed.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
It's actually helping the Somali pirate problem though, because the
pirates are now afraid to attack boats because they're worried
that there's tourists with a bunch of a ks on it.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I highly doubt that is what is going through their minds.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
It's making the news and these tourists companies are booked out.
Whether or not you like it, whether or not you
think it's horrible, it's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's murder for tourism.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Technically, it's not murder because you're in international waters and
there's no laws.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Are saying you don't make friends. They don't climb the boat.
Next thing, you're making margaritas in the kitchen.
Speaker 12 (25:35):
Together the hot pirates start dating.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Is making out a good gift.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Brook.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I get what you're saying, and I understand pirate hunting
might not be for every single family looking traps, but
not everyone, Okay, But there are other options available, like
in Nicaragua they offer volcano surfboarding, where tour hike up
an active volcano then slide down its steep, black ash
covered slope on a wooden board.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
This is something I would have signed up for pre
being a mom that awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Volcano.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
The boards go up to fifty miles an hour with
no safety nets or harnesses. They basically say one wrong
move and you're gonna be eaten lava rocks. Oo.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, that's just a little skim burn.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Yeah, lava rocks are nutritious though, or different option. They
have the Cage of Death in Australia.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh that sounds just promising already.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Sign me up.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
But basically you climb inside a clear acrylic tank. No,
then it gets submerged into a pool with giant saltwater crocodile.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
No, thank you.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Hold on, fun fact, the tank has only broken once
before and they were able to get everybody out just.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
In the neck of time.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That's good, I mean, I mean that seems like a safe.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Bet though, okay, or if you want to say option
a little bit less extreme. They do have the Scottish
Lockness Monster Hunt and Whiskey Crawl, where the boat takes
you around to different bars near Locknest until you drink
so much you're convinced.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
That you see him.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Hey, I did that one just on my own.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
And finally one company is doing a Japanese capsule hotel
survival experience.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
What's that? Well, first, you have to be an adult
to do this, eighteen or over.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
How claustrophobic is it?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah, you tell me, because basically, you live for forty
eight hours trying to survive crammed inside of a human
sized vending machine, complete with random food drops and no
legram oas for this, you pay, they put you inside
the vending machine. You have to survive it for forty
(27:51):
eight straight hours. You're basically begging people on the sidewalk
please press the button so I can hit eat a
kit cat.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh can we go back to like bike tours or something?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
It's brooke.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Everybody does the ATV travel stuff. Yeah, we need something
new and exciting.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, I think I'm traveling with you anytime soon, jeff.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Well, if all the.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Regular vacations have been boring you, here's some new exciting
tourism office for you to explore with your family.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
We got your phones out, coming.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
We're in the midst of March madness right now, and
for some especially guys, they love to bond over it
because they can trash talk each other about their brackets,
maybe win a little bit of money, and, in the
case of two brothers who always do this every year,
maybe even prank each other about it.
Speaker 15 (28:40):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
At least that's what one guy was hoping we could
do to his sibling, and even sent us a photo
of all of his brother's picks this year just to
help us mess with him in your phone.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Tap right now?
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Another?
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Oh, Hi, is this Elijah Kerr?
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (29:02):
What's calling? My name is.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Miles from the University of New Mexico Athletics department.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Go Lobos.
Speaker 16 (29:10):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
You recently filed out a March Madness bracket on the
ESPN website, right, that's you.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
How you know that, Well, we have a.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Partnership with them, and apparently you picked our school New
Mexico to reach the final four in the tournament.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
I did.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yeah, at least that's what I'm seeing. And we're a
ten seed, so that's something.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
I don't know how you got my information.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
I mean, like I said, we're connected with the ESPN website,
We're an affiliate. I'm just calling to tell you we
appreciate the belief that you have in our team because
less than one percent of the country picked us to
make it that far.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
It's a good thing because because you believed in us,
we'd like to send you some Lobo merch free.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I mean, are you serious?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Yeah, T shirts, some hats, maybe a scented sweat of
a Lobo headband for you.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
It smells like real Lobo.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Okay, I mean, I guess. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
Great. One more thing, I guess.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
I was curious, why did you not have us winning
at all? Like you had us going to the final
four and then that's basically where we lose to Michigan
State according to you. I mean, I don't know too
much about it just right, but you know Michigan State,
like they're rebounding is in a freaking toilet.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
I honestly, I have not seen any games. I don't
follow this. I just filled a box.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Well just wait, hold on, you're telling me that you're
not a.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
Huge Lobo bro, the Lobo, the Lobo, what I get it.
We are at the fancy schools, like the Duke's of
the world, the Saint John's, Like, we don't deserve your
respect and admiration.
Speaker 9 (31:04):
We're hardly even a real school, right, I really.
Speaker 11 (31:07):
Don't understand this phone court. First you called me like cheering,
and now like you're turning on me like now, I was.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Like, I'm just saying, I hear you. I get it.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
We only made it on your bracket because you were
running out of time and you just had to finish
it so you could just shove another McMuffin in your
mouth before you head off the work.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Well, I didn't care.
Speaker 17 (31:24):
Now I feel like you're insulting me now just because
I don't I don't know as much about it.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
You're insulting me. You're insulting my school.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
How am I insulting you? When I picked your team
to go to the Final four and you said that
nobody else was doing this, I see how this is.
Now you're getting me agitated over here.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Okay, all right, yeah sure, I mean maybe you did
just do it quick, and maybe there's another bigger issue
that you're dealing with here.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
It's called a fear of commitment.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Fear commitment. Yeah, I'm assuming that this is what happens
in your personal life. I'm guessing you're probably not married,
you haven't had a girlfriend for a while.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Maybe ever, how all this stuff, like what are you wait?
Speaker 12 (32:02):
A minute.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
I'm like, what what.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
You know? Man?
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Maybe you've dated a lot of ladies and you think
you want a long term relationship. Just like the Final Four,
you get scared at the very end. Oh you ditch
the Lobos. You pick some ex sorority chick like Auburn.
It's just gonna use you for a free meal man,
like that one night.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Stuff from the college. And you're calling me like this,
I know what call.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
You shut your mouth. Okay, it's fine, you have to
shut my mouth.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
I'm telling you shut off.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
I'm my own business. You're the one calling me.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
No, I get it.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
I get the type of person that I'm talking to now,
freaking spineless.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
What se No, heart, I'm not gonna get you know what.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Forget I'm not sending you the Scented headband anymore. That's
for real committed lobo bro, and that ain't you you.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Know what yourself? I don't give it.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
I will do I will go.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Do that, and I'm gonna have your brother Tim film
it for me and then send it to you after
we're done with this prank phone call.
Speaker 9 (32:59):
Well, bros for life.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, what do
you mean little low.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Frank phone, I don't get this.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Yeah, man, I'm not from the university. I'm from a
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your
brother Tim set you up for a phone tab I'm serious.
Tim said, you guys go against each other in a
March Madness pool every year. He said, this year, you
didn't even care.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
It's like you didn't try.
Speaker 11 (33:27):
That's why you guys get into a Mexican You giving
me a lot of man.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
He sent us a photo of your bracket. I actually
liked that you picked the Lobos to go to the
final four. Oh, I'm a Lobo bro for real.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
Lobo broch for life.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
Yeah, wake up.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Broaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
It's almost time for your second date update. And there's
a danger in these segments when we have people reach
out who are longtime listeners. And today one guy came
on the show and made a bold request before we
even called the other person, and it had to do
with our own Brook Fox. Was it a fair ask?
Speaker 7 (34:17):
No?
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Absolutely no. Did Brooke take it offensively? Absolutely? If you're
gonna hear what he wanted, made Brook so upset. You're
gonna hear it in a brand new Off the Rail
second date up that's coming up right after this second
(34:38):
date update. We've got a loyal listener to the show
who says he's been tuning into our second dates for
years and one of his worst fears finally came true.
He had to email us to be in one of
his own. His name is Noah, so let's talk to him. Noah,
(34:59):
I'm happy you're here, or even if you're not, glad
you came to us for help.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
How you doing today?
Speaker 16 (35:04):
I'm pretty good?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Now you guys doing I mean, it is such a
double edged sword, right, Like you want to be part
of the show.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
But then don't, Yeah, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right, totally.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Well, we'll try to make this as seamless and gentle
on you as possible. Let's start with the girl that
you met recently.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
What's her name? April?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
April? Okay, all right, strong start. You almost forgot it.
I appreciate that.
Speaker 16 (35:29):
Nah, I'm just nervous on the air.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
It's weird. But now you're good.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
You're good man, You're doing great. So far our ratings
have never been higher, So thank you. Jeff, I'm feeling
good about it already, so let's keep going. How did
you meet April?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wait?
Speaker 16 (35:43):
We met off an app dating app.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Our ratings just plummeted.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
You're going to need to be more fun, more fun.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
At that moment.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
By the way, we have a live ratings meeter.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, wait, how did you strike up conversation with her?
Speaker 17 (35:57):
The cool thing about apps, if you do them right,
you have a little bios and you can get a
little nuggets from there. And I was able to kind
of tap into a couple of things I saw and
it was fun.
Speaker 16 (36:06):
But she was funny.
Speaker 17 (36:07):
You know, she doesn't take things too seriously and has
that kind of fun perspective on life, and that's kind
of how I roll.
Speaker 16 (36:13):
It's I'd like to think that's me.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh that's interesting. I mean that's a cool thing. Like
you guys match up your vibes or are similar right when.
Speaker 16 (36:20):
You're using the apps, right, that's how they work.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Right, So yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
The way you're like attributing like that you believed everything
in her bio, everything in your bio is legit, and
everything checked out.
Speaker 17 (36:30):
Well, you know, it's funny when she says something like
that she loves the sing I would think that would
be a weird thing.
Speaker 12 (36:36):
To lie about.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Jesus singer.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
True, Okay, I love to sing and that does not
mean that you have to be good at it.
Speaker 16 (36:42):
Okay, this is a good segue. Actually, So I just said, hey,
can I take you somewhere to go sing?
Speaker 11 (36:49):
And she got excited?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
So like karaoke? Right, Like, what is the other option?
Speaker 16 (36:54):
Well, yeah, karaoke would have been broken choice? So oh
it wasn't I chose uh was a baseball game?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Baseball? Baseball because of the seventh inning stretch?
Speaker 17 (37:07):
Yes, and now in retrospect it's regretful, but that's that's
exactly it. Of course, she was bored out of her mind,
and I just I don't know, maybe I built it
up too much or something about the singing part, And
that's on me.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
No.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
I know you can't see Brooke right now in the studio,
but she has never looked more confused and concerned in.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Her entire life.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Just the connection between baseball and singing. Yeah, I've never
heard anyone make that connection. Like, do you go that
hard with take me out to the ballgame but you
consider it a performance?
Speaker 9 (37:38):
Do you not go that hard with a book.
Speaker 17 (37:41):
You know, it's something that is fun and you know,
interactive and quite honestly, like the singing's there kind of
as an option, but like if she didn't want.
Speaker 15 (37:49):
To, she would have to.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
The baseball game is a great date. It's just like
if she didn't know that's where she was going, did
you tell her?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Not so much.
Speaker 17 (37:58):
I was just trying to keep it mysterious, saying, you know,
cool and you have a little guessing game, and I
mean I went, I was all in.
Speaker 16 (38:04):
I was like superstitious with a specific.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Chair the focus like for your teas.
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Yeah, I was really into it.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
I think this is great.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
Don't listen to everybody like trying to poke holes in
your date idea and say that it was horrible or
like he's not getting a call back right now, so
he thinks maybe that was the reason.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
We don't know and he doesn't know.
Speaker 16 (38:27):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 17 (38:28):
I thought she would be playful with it, and I
think it was cute, cool, whatever, But no, it was
more it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Did you guys make it to the seventh inning stretch
to finally get to the singing?
Speaker 8 (38:40):
A long time?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (38:42):
And and she was like, when are we singing?
Speaker 8 (38:45):
So is it something like she doesn't know that in
baseball the seventh inning, like in between your everybody sings
a song together.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
He did not know that.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
Now assume it is gonna be That's why I thought
that would be cool.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
So now you say it, I've seen it happen, but
I didn't know. It's a good thing people look forward to.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, happy lacrosse game.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Okay, here's the deal.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
You know, you guys have done.
Speaker 16 (39:12):
It's very like contagious and you get there and yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was more just a symbolic gesture, right.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Like, okay, okay, did you have any fun?
Speaker 11 (39:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (39:22):
I mean I did have fun, but she didn't really
have fun, which is why.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Okay, so you just want to redo.
Speaker 16 (39:29):
That's a great word.
Speaker 17 (39:29):
I'd love a redo, and I need some help, you know,
convincing her to do that.
Speaker 16 (39:34):
But I kind of have a rule for Brooks.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Show a lot o stop you right there, sir. I
do not listen to rules.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Brook Just hear it.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Just hear him out.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Okay, he's a big listener to our show. Now he
deserves I.
Speaker 17 (39:47):
Heard you say this on the show that some of
the guys like, don't say Oh, how much he loves
spending time with you, or he had such a great.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
Time with you, Like, don't make me sound simpfish, you know, simpish.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
He liked you, Brooke, make me sound Yeah, I see
like he's pretty indifferent. Yeah, he's got so many options.
That's why he called the radio show.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, we're talking.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
I mean, this is going to be the easiest second
date we ever done. If you talk like that to
her when we get April on the phone, God, I
wouldn't go out with him.
Speaker 9 (40:24):
I think you're leaning too much the other way.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Now that guy's the worst.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Okay, now you're jumping off the deep end. We need
to find the happy medium. When we come back and
reach out to April for your second date update, we'll
do it right after this hold on second date update.
We're in the middle of a second date update, and
for maybe the first time ever, one of our listeners
made a polite request of Brooke.
Speaker 7 (40:50):
It was.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I am not the one that ruins dates for people.
Speaker 8 (40:55):
You're screaming already and we're barely even well what ever
it is, I just just hear this house.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
That is my disappointed voice.
Speaker 8 (41:05):
Okay, all right, Well, even that it's coming off a
little harsh because he has asked if Brooke can, please,
if we get this girl on the phone, not make
him sound like a total simp by.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Simply just not saying that he likes her.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
He's gonna regret he didn't ask you to stop saying
other things besides that, I don't need anyone.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Tole on.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Wow Noah.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
Noah is a regular listener to our show, and he's
noticed that sometimes your sales pitch can make the guy
sound a little bit desperate.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
It is so funny.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I wish you could just the way you guys a
little bit desperate already.
Speaker 9 (41:46):
This is not a good look right here.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
I know I can do this from what I could understand.
Noah wants you to make him sound like he is
just a regular dude, so little confused, just wants to.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Know what's up.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
But hey, not a big deal either way, you know,
is that right?
Speaker 16 (42:04):
That's exactly on when.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It comes to chill, I am the chillest. Okay, you
don't want Brooke to make you sound cool?
Speaker 7 (42:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I hype alexis up all the time, and look how
cool people think she is.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
I think people.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Okay, Well, no, we're gonna try our best, but I'm
doing April's number right now here we go.
Speaker 9 (42:36):
Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with April.
Speaker 13 (42:39):
This is April.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Hey, April, thanks for picking up the phone.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
That seems like a little much Jeffrey, Oh more, there's
more than one of you.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Hi, we're.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Do I know you?
Speaker 9 (42:55):
I don't know if you know us.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I'd say hi, April, but I know if I'm allowed
to you, I don't know how not to be myself.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
You don't have to say anything, just April April solving.
Speaker 13 (43:16):
Oh god, I'm so confused.
Speaker 9 (43:21):
We do a segment on this show. It's called Second
Date Update.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
Okay, most people to have that reaction when we tell
on Second Date Update.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
But I don't know if you've heard of it.
Speaker 13 (43:33):
I mean I've seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Okay, and it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
Though.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
You always like to scroll up if you don't want
to watch them.
Speaker 13 (43:41):
I mean I do usually scroll past them because I
hate a two parter.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Okay, we'll just go to the podcast and you can
get all of it together. Brick, that sounds desperate. It's
problem solving.
Speaker 8 (43:53):
Alexis okay, you know, podcast and all that stuff aside,
TikTok whatever. What we're more focused on is one of
our listeners who's been trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
His name is Noah, like the.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
Guy went on a date with recently.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, and Brooke, why don't you tell
April about Noah?
Speaker 7 (44:14):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, it was cool.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
He's got a lot of options and he's just like
wondering why you're not calling him back?
Speaker 9 (44:20):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (44:21):
Wait, hold on, you guys just called me to tell
me that Noah has other options.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, no, yeah, he's just chill. You know, Yeah, he doesn't.
He doesn't really care one way or the other.
Speaker 8 (44:34):
Okay, he has a little.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Bit of stake in the game, Am I being right now?
Speaker 8 (44:39):
I can understand why you would think that, but that's
not what's happening. We we just want to know what
your take was about your hangout with Noah.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
The other day.
Speaker 13 (44:48):
I mean I thought it was bad.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh wait, okay, he was Wait I think it was
no The question is when did you start thinking it
was bad?
Speaker 13 (45:00):
I mean pretty much as soon as we got there,
because I guess he was trying to surprise me. But
he I mean, he told me he was going to
take me somewhere to sing, because he like looked at
my profile and we had talked about like I like
to sing and I like used to perform and I
don't anymore. So I thought it would be like karaoke
and open my guy or something, and he it was
(45:23):
a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, he knows. I mean we made it clear that
he messed that up.
Speaker 13 (45:28):
I mean, honestly, I hate sports, like I just I
will never be impressed by watching somebody throw or catch
or hit a ball.
Speaker 11 (45:34):
Like I couldn't care less.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
I need a plot if I'm going to be watching people.
Speaker 12 (45:37):
Do I think we get it.
Speaker 8 (45:39):
You didn't like his choice of date, and that's totally fine,
You're allowed to feel that way. But we were more
wondering what did you think about Noah, like as a person?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Did he attempt to help you understand the game or.
Speaker 9 (45:51):
Was it just fun to like chat with?
Speaker 11 (45:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (45:53):
I mean not really. A baseball game is kind of
a bad situation for a first date because like you're
not even facing each other, and then I'm like, am
I supposed to.
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Be talking to you?
Speaker 16 (46:03):
Or am I supposed to be watching.
Speaker 13 (46:04):
The ball like what.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I have heard that from a lot.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
I mean, I don't go to games, so I don't
know what.
Speaker 8 (46:09):
The vibe is, gotcha. Okay, look, April, I know this
is kind of a weird thing where we just blindside
you and ask you all these questions.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
So thank you for opening up to us.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
The one thing that you may or may not realize
is Noah is also here on the other line listening
to this conversation.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
Oh great, she never list.
Speaker 12 (46:31):
This is actually the.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
Fun part, April, where no one jumps No, It'sah.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
No, now's your time to come in and act cool.
Speaker 9 (46:41):
Go ahead, Noah.
Speaker 16 (46:42):
Hey, hey, April, Noah, how are you?
Speaker 7 (46:46):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (46:47):
I mean weird.
Speaker 16 (46:48):
I guess.
Speaker 17 (46:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (46:52):
It is weird.
Speaker 17 (46:53):
The day was weird.
Speaker 16 (46:54):
Everything's weird.
Speaker 12 (46:55):
It is weird.
Speaker 16 (46:56):
No, well, and listen, I'm know.
Speaker 17 (47:00):
Let me just this is something I've been hoping to
say to you. So I knew that singing was just
something you love to do, and I was not trying
to put pressure on you. I was trying to do
the exact opposite by taking you somewhere to do something
in your comfort.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
Zone and have fun.
Speaker 17 (47:13):
And I'm you know, I'm like, I'm glad though that
I was able to hear how you felt, because it
helps put things in perspective for me.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
That was some emotional maturity right there.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
Are you into emotional maturity, April?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Sure?
Speaker 13 (47:29):
I just I am confused about you saying you picked
a place based on my interest in singing being the
specific thing, and.
Speaker 17 (47:39):
It's fall game, I understand, and obviously, looking back on it,
it wasn't the smartest thing.
Speaker 16 (47:46):
I was trying to do something unique, something safe.
Speaker 8 (47:48):
And so just real quick, what I'm hearing from April
is she really wanted to sing on their dates.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
She had her heart on it. Yeah, I mean that's
you know how that can feel.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
Totally. So this is what I'd like to offer, and
it's one hundred percent up to her, but in front
of a nationwide audience listening all across the country, April, pressure, April, seriously,
no pressure. We would like to give you the chance
to sing right now on our show. Finally get it
out there and show Noah what he missed out on. Again, totally,
(48:21):
it's totally up to you. You can do it or
not do it, but here's your shot.
Speaker 13 (48:28):
So excited, I mean, I wanted to sing last week
and I didn't get to, So I mean.
Speaker 9 (48:35):
I guess y better late than never.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
All right, sing, take me up to the ball game
in three Well, let's maybe maybe a non.
Speaker 8 (48:41):
Sports you know that that you sing whatever's in your heart?
Speaker 13 (48:48):
Okay, shumping's got a hold on me lately.
Speaker 17 (48:58):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I want to go to open mic with you.
Speaker 16 (49:04):
Yeah, amazing, amazing, dude, that was sexy.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
That was hot.
Speaker 11 (49:08):
That like so that was hot? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
It helps.
Speaker 13 (49:12):
My voice is a little scratchy today.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
It makes me sound better that song.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
Yeah, you just did it on the fly.
Speaker 17 (49:17):
That's crazy impressive.
Speaker 8 (49:21):
So, April, I know this has been a lot, but
we would like to send you out on another date.
Speaker 9 (49:26):
It could be like a karaoke.
Speaker 13 (49:28):
Date or you can second wait, hold on just a second.
What you're acting me out for him? Noah, ask me yourself.
Tell me you're taking me to karaoke. And I want
sushi too.
Speaker 12 (49:43):
I like this girl.
Speaker 8 (49:44):
Yeah, oh my god, Okay, you know no, I guess
you're up.
Speaker 9 (49:49):
April.
Speaker 17 (49:49):
Will you please go out on another day with me
and have some sushi, have some fun and please sing
as well.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Please we'll do karaoke.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
And we'll pay for it.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Fine, all right, congratulations.
Speaker 11 (50:07):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 8 (50:08):
Thank you April and Brooke, thank you.
Speaker 17 (50:10):
And I think you kind of came through for me there.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (50:14):
Hey, that was so.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Hard for me.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
She didn't throw a guy underneath the table. Well done,
brot the table.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
I want to tell them how much that.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
They are light.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
Jeffrey in the morning. All right, here's the good news. Yes,
they said.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yes, Oh my god, I want to I'll be really
cool about it. But I really wanted to name that. Yeah,
they were so cute.
Speaker 9 (50:43):
It turned out to be actually a good match.
Speaker 8 (50:46):
The bad news though, and this isn't necessarily for me,
but there are fifteen more requests on the text board
from guys wanting Brooke to do something better or improve
in the second date up.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
There, I knew we were going to open that.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm not listening to any of y'all. I lay by
my own rules and I am myself. I can't have it.
I can't beat anybody else, jeff It's just who I am.
Speaker 9 (51:06):
No one's asking you to be anybody else.
Speaker 8 (51:08):
Oh, just a better version of you.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
There is no cool or chill inside this body.
Speaker 9 (51:15):
I say.
Speaker 8 (51:15):
Any feedback is good feedback, right, Brooke. They're invested in
you and your success. All they want to see you
do is be good block. Okay, well you can still
try doubt chill listen, but keep your requests coming into seven, eight, five,
nine two. If you want help with your dating life,
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
(51:36):
you back. And go check out all of our Second
Day podcasts wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
We're up on YouTube, so if go subscribe and also Apple,
Spotify anywhere.
Speaker 9 (51:46):
We're chill about it.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like it right now, jeff totally.
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
Many families have a special bedtime routine that they do
with their kids every night. Oh it's different for everybody.
So may read a book, some sing a good night song.
But in my house, my parents went the extra mile,
Oh did they and did a full reenactment of the
musical Oklahoma every night, every night, acts one and two.
(52:19):
And I had to sing with.
Speaker 9 (52:21):
Them during it.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I'm just a girl who can't say.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
And after we finished the second encore of Oh What
a Beautiful Morning, then it was lights out. Now the
downside of that is to this day. Whenever I have
someone over, they have to listen to me. Hum ay,
get your gun to completion. But at least it keeps
my pipes perfectly tuned for my song of the week. Wow,
(52:49):
coming up right after this, it is time for my
song of the week. I had no idea that these
establishments existed, But did you know in Melbourne, Australia, there's
a Seinfeld theme pub called George's Bar with a mural
of George Costanza on the wall.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
It's a mural where he's in his underwear.
Speaker 8 (53:11):
Yes, yes, seems like it's in kind of a bad
part of town with all the graffiti.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
On the wall, though it does or just you know,
adds to the character Jeff.
Speaker 8 (53:21):
And then in China they have an exact working replica
of Central Perk from the show Friends. Wow, not like
a set, like an actual cafe that looks and operates
just like it.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Cool, dude, I've got to wait for the couch is
so long.
Speaker 8 (53:37):
Yeah, I mean, all these places exist, And just the
other day word got out Chili's in Scranton, Pennsylvania's opening
a retro version to honor the twenty year anniversary of
the Office. Yeah, it went on air and if you
(53:57):
don't know why they're doing that, if you're a fan
of the show, you no. Michael Scott takes all of
his clients to Chili's right to do business, and that's right.
And even though the show came out two decades ago,
it's still one of the most popular things on any
streaming network anywhere, with hundreds of millions of hours viewed
every single year. And I think we know the reason
(54:21):
that it's so popular is because, somehow, against all odds,
we all fell in love with dunder Mifflin's funny, yet
cringey hr nightmare of a boss drives a seabring convertible
but has a heart of gold. I mean, he makes
the show well.
Speaker 15 (54:42):
When he left.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
The saddest last season.
Speaker 8 (54:48):
Yeah, I still watch it all to the end, but
it's never the same as it was with those first seven.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
The Office is so old that we actually have a
DVD box set of it. I guess you know, like
the show and before you could.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
Stream it, wid we all know who the best character
was on that show. And that's why instead of singing
the Disney song from Beauty and the Beast like Gaston,
it's young Jeffreys Michael Scott. I'm gonna try and cheer
him up because he's in a bad place at the
(55:21):
start of the.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Song, you know how he gets Are you singing from
as him?
Speaker 12 (55:26):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (55:26):
It's gonna be yeah, it's gonna be all over the place.
Speaker 9 (55:29):
But let's let's do it.
Speaker 12 (55:30):
Season one hair plugs, all.
Speaker 9 (55:34):
Right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready points. Who do
those clients think they are?
Speaker 8 (55:41):
No one says no to gift baskets with chocolate turtles.
Speaker 12 (55:44):
Gosh, you know they made us look like idiots.
Speaker 8 (55:47):
Now everyone in the office thinks I'm a loser and
Ryan won't be.
Speaker 9 (55:51):
My best friend more eminem what for?
Speaker 8 (55:55):
I'm crushed like the Baylor in the warehouse? You, Michael,
You've got to keep it simple, stupid.
Speaker 9 (56:05):
You're the office MVP.
Speaker 8 (56:07):
Michael Scott love you like Fergie loves Humps? Which character
will you be Michael Scott, Michael scarn or Michael Klump.
Speaker 18 (56:17):
We're lucky if we get fake fired by you or
taught the ropes by prison Mike jealous that Holly's desired
by you because I'd be your third.
Speaker 12 (56:30):
Wheel like a try.
Speaker 8 (56:36):
No shames, Michael Scott. You can't blame Michael Scott. Lots
of kids stayed in school in the name of Scott's Tops.
The work lessons you taught us were handy. You explained
how diversity's done. You can ask any Pam, Jim or
Stanley why they don't eat Alfredo before a fun rack.
(57:01):
No sacks Michael Scott out flat jacks. Michael Scott nailing
Pam's mom.
Speaker 12 (57:08):
What are you on?
Speaker 8 (57:09):
Crack Michael Scott with my.
Speaker 14 (57:11):
Candle hat on nman talks a kid honeys all love
Michael Scott.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
He talks the top with stick.
Speaker 8 (57:20):
He quips He'll get three v sect um. He's a
like snip, snaps and nip.
Speaker 9 (57:26):
No sends Michael Scott email threads.
Speaker 8 (57:31):
A whole lot must be hard saying that's what she said,
Michael Scott.
Speaker 14 (57:35):
He says busy all day at his jobby as I
spin in my work office chair.
Speaker 9 (57:42):
Not a bit of him braggy or snobby. That's right
because I wear the same suit that a lady would wear.
A leader, Michael Scott. Great speaker, Michael.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Scott, the dundee for bushiest Beaver phil Is Scott.
Speaker 14 (57:55):
I'm especially good at improversy.
Speaker 9 (57:59):
Come lady, God Michael Scott.
Speaker 8 (58:02):
When I was in sales, me and packer would slay
as we picked up two twins at the bar. Now
I hit on girls in a different way because I.
Speaker 10 (58:13):
Prowlem Matt work with my car, fuleave Michael Scott quits
and leaves Michael.
Speaker 9 (58:24):
Scott no insurance mob.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
Guys can deceive Michael Scott.
Speaker 14 (58:28):
Push your pizza boy, hostage, go shed more than a friend,
kissing oscar, get from the roof to the flo doing
hardcore parkark.
Speaker 12 (58:38):
He brings all of.
Speaker 14 (58:39):
His guests down to Chili's, impressed by the baby back
ribs that he got.
Speaker 8 (58:45):
He's the best boss around Chili.
Speaker 12 (58:48):
Pots on the ground.
Speaker 15 (58:53):
He declaimss bankrupt see please all of his employees r
E sps bet Michael.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Disney movie.
Speaker 8 (59:18):
You were so many episodes, so many Yes, there's so
many Michael Scott moments.
Speaker 9 (59:23):
It's hard to pick the best one.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
He's a real person.
Speaker 12 (59:26):
I endure him.
Speaker 9 (59:29):
I wish Michael Scott was our boss at the radio station.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
We've had other ones that were like him but more evil.
Speaker 8 (59:35):
Yeah, happy twenty year anniversary to the office and make
sure you text into seven eight five nine two tells
what you thought about the song of the week. We're
gonna post the video up on all of our socials
at TikTok, at YouTube all of it at Broken Jeffries.
Speaker 9 (59:49):
You could check it out and so far, I know
I'm gonna go home and watch the Office as soon
as I get out of here.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Hate on some Toby. If you can't there, you go.
Speaker 7 (59:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (59:58):
In the meantime, we got a phone tap.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Coming Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
Playing some Get Lucky by Daft Punk because our player today,
Vita is oh in tow all time, but she is
hoping that the third time is gonna be the charm
and wants to quote get Lucky today, Vita, welcome to
the show. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Did you take your Vita mends this morning?
Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
She liked that.
Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
I will say.
Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Vita has come in today with a proposal where she
thinks we need to do a rule change where the
tie goes to the player and not to the house.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Have you gambled before, Vita? House always wins baby? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Well, he asked me why I think I lost, and
I said, well, you know, I kind of freeze up,
and I think.
Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
A lot of people do.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
But Brooke is very smart. Why and she does this
every day, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
That's the thing is she's here every day. Right now,
she's like half dressed.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No, I get really nervous still around Jose and Jeffards.
Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Okay, right now, anyway, Brooks's gonna leave the studio here
so we can get to the game again. Vita, you
got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say pass. But you
have to beat her out right if you want to win.
Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (01:01:26):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 8 (01:01:27):
Good luck to your time starts now. Lady Gaga celebrates
a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?
Speaker 17 (01:01:34):
Forties?
Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
The most used letter in the English language is what
vowel e. Montezuma was the emperor of which ancient society?
I don't andya, Prince Eric is the love interest of
which Disney princess.
Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Oh boy.
Speaker 16 (01:01:54):
Jazlin.
Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
In the game Rock, Paper Scissors, what beats scissors?
Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Rock?
Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
All right, Well he's on there, Vita.
Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Now Brook's going to come back into the studio. You
told our producer though. The reason that you think you
keep losing a lot, your biggest downfall is you keep
getting topics that you don't know a lot about without
being too specific, because Brook is now back here? How
did you feel about the topics you were given today?
Speaker 9 (01:02:23):
With your knowledge?
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
I feel better except for you know, I should have
known the Disney Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Mouse is out of the bag.
Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
Now cat?
Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Oh yeah, there's no Disney cats.
Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
That Disney movie Old Yeller had me going yo?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Technically is a Disney movie?
Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Okay? Should you throw you off? Enough there?
Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
Brook?
Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Do you know what's happening?
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You haven't heard of Yeller reference?
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Don't you make fun of her? She'll take you out
back and you know what, man.
Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
Give it the Old Yeller special. Okay, it's your turn.
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
You ready?
Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Lady Gaga celebrates a birthday today. Is she in her
thirties or forties?
Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Forties?
Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
The most used letter in the English language is what
vowel e. Montezuma was the emperor of which ancient society.
As text, Prince Eric is the love interest of which
Disney princess.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Little Mermaid in mean ariel if you need me to
say that.
Speaker 8 (01:03:27):
In the game Rock, Paper Scissors, what beats scissors rock?
A giraffe's tongue can grow up to how many feet long?
Five ten or twenty feet ten?
Speaker 12 (01:03:39):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Long?
Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I could if it was ten feet long. I
don't know how long it actually is. I could lay
out on it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Let's go to the scoreboard to see what he did
with Jose.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Then I take my naughty fat and I go Miss
Chris Parley so much.
Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
You got too correct today, Uga, Brook, you got four vita.
Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
I'm sorry the third time was not your charm today.
But let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
Lady Gaga celebrates a birthday today. She's in her thirties, guys.
Speaker 12 (01:04:16):
But she doesn't look it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I feel so excuse me.
Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
If Lady Gaga listens to this, you look awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Well, she does look.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Great, and I can't tell the difference between thirty five
and fifty in that audience.
Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
The most used letter in the English language is the
vowel E. Montezuma was an emperor of the Aztec civilization.
Prince Eric is a love interest of Ariel from the
Little Mermaid. In the game Rock Paper Scissors, Rock Beats scissors.
A giraffe's tongue that can grow up to twenty feet long. Wow, No,
it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 11 (01:04:47):
Vita.
Speaker 16 (01:04:48):
Well, that's for sure.
Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
The good news is just for playing you do win
a pair of tickets to see Potted Potter at the
More Theater. The Unauthorized Harry Experience condenses all seven Harry
Potter books and do a hilarious show that'll make.
Speaker 9 (01:04:59):
You roar with laughter.
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yes, okay, okay, Well, hey, just so our producer knows,
next time you're on the show, what are you hoping
to get? What categories could you aceh food?
Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
We're talking health food, fast food, any type of food.
Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
We're talking about cooking, measurements, that type of thing.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Okay, I'm just talking about the edible stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
We're gonna do windbros Bock same time on Monday
Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning
Fridays are honestly my favorite show that we do all week.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, my favorite Sunday.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, it's Brigod Jeffery.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You found the full show podcast and you get a
special treat because, as always, it's Jeff's parody song today. Yeah,
and he's getting very nostalgic because one of the most
iconic shows of all time turned twenty years old today.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
You know, like, whenever you sing the song, we always
hope the celebrities notice him, but this one, I really
hope the person is singing about.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Notice this social media dude.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I think they totally are.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I mean, if it gets big enough, they'll find it
either way, if our listeners Tagram or something.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Listen, Branda, tell us how you like it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know, Jeff always needs believe it or not, he
does need to be pumped up.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Old guy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh man, I can't believe what I agree to in
today's brand new second day as well. Yeah, that's coming up,
But first let's get to some comments.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Alexis well, Okay, I see one from Shayley Malinger.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, maybe I hate saying names.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I feel like I'm so bad at it. Okay, Anyways,
they said I started listening to y'all last week, and
needless to say, I listened to three of these each day.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, people probably think I'm crazy for laughing alone in
my car.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
If it's better than crying alone in your car, yes,
that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh and Ali said, I started listening to this podcast
three months ago and I've been binging it and I
basically quit listening to music.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Love you, guys, I love all the new listeners we have.
I hope you really enjoyed today's show, and we'll be
back with a special podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Only show tomorrow, but sit back and enjoy it.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
We've got a British update from one of our favorite
listeners named Simon, who lives across the Pond.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I'm gonna do anything else but right back and
forth with us.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We should call this segment.
Speaker 8 (01:48):
Simon says, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. So for
people who don't know about this, Simon lives in England
and he listens to our podcast and he fancies Alexis,
even though Englishman. In his latest email, he did call
her alexast either day. But I think it's fair to
(02:09):
say they've had a little long distance flirtation going on here.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Recently, even though he doesn't know her name, and.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
We do have a new letter from him as of yesterday.
Simon says, Hey, Alexa, it's not it's not often that
I have women's speechless.
Speaker 9 (02:32):
I think he's referring to the last time we talked
about him.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
When as so uncomfortable. I had no response.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
I don't know what you didn't know what to say,
but he continues. So the James Bond reference is because
that's how most Americans view us Brits.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
It wasn't meant to be creepy. You don't think I'm creepy,
do you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's always good when you have to ask that, right.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Anyway, if you're in the UK and want to grab
a coffee and chat or there, maybe I could just
show you the gems of London.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I thought he was flying you there.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I thought that was the first I know, And now
we've resorted to if I have to be here on
my own time.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We got that from first.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yeah, I should have said once I finished buying your flight, Yeah,
save you loads of money by not taking one of
those rip off red tourist buses.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I've always wanted to do that.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Then I'm your guy, and he gives his phone number
right here.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And then Simon, I hate to say it, I've already
seen all the tourist attractions yea, from.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
A first class flight to he's it, texting him from
outside the Big Ben.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I saved you from the hop on hop off bus.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, he writes at the end. F YI, I'm not
looking for someone to marry, just looking for friends and
if something else comes of it, then great, but if not,
then no bother. Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It sounds disinterested from sounds like he wants and flee.
Speaker 11 (03:54):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't know that men were the same on every
different continent.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's built in.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
It sounds like he did ask you out, but he
doesn't want to necessarily pay for it. He wants to
help you save money on when you pay because he
believes in women empowerment.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Lines. We didn't do that.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
It's extremely romantic and something you should definitely consider, Alexis.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean I won't turn down a free ride around
the city obviously.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yes, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is why we say you date Richmond and you
always end up with poor boys.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Yeah, I mean, I think the only person who's more
romantic than Simon is, our digital producer when he tells
us the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 12 (04:37):
Last week we were all about mark madness. Oh yeah,
namely the most famous marks in the spirit of March
Madness in the college basketball tournament. But the team's been
whittled down since then. And that's why today I think
it's the perfect time to do not the Sweet sixteen,
but the Pete sixteen and a brand new plenty of
(04:59):
twenty celebrity names. Say a number one through twenty, I'll
give you a hint about a famous Pete, real or fictional.
I do need first and last name for you to
stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who
heard the famous pete and repeat joke back in third
grade and she's still trying to figure it out. That's Alexis.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Actually yeah, Alexis having a number three for three.
Speaker 12 (05:25):
Your sweet Pete. Hint is this web slinging photographer doesn't
need a car to get around New York City. What
Pete is that?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, Spider Man, were oh always out, Peter.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Parker very good? Like all I had to say was
you know it? And she's like, oh, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
At a little encouragement.
Speaker 12 (05:45):
Yeah, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm gonna go with repeat and pick two two Brook.
Speaker 12 (05:50):
Your Pete Hint is the only man who can fight
a giant chicken for twenty minutes straight.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh I think is that from a Family Guy episode?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Is it Peter Griffin?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh my god. If I would have got that, I
would have got it wrong it I would have been embarrassed.
Speaker 12 (06:09):
Watch Family Jose, focus up here. Number two and number
three have been chosen already.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't choose those, Yes, okay, let's go.
Speaker 12 (06:17):
For then number four?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
Four?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Say three?
Speaker 8 (06:19):
So bad, Jose.
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Your Sweet Pete Hint is This actor played the shortest
but smallest player in one of the most famous HBO
series of all time.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's HBO.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's Game of Thrones. He's so famous, such a good actor. No,
he doesn't go by Pete. Peter Peter d.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, we know our Pete.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I watch Game of Thrones. But he's a legend.
Speaker 12 (06:43):
The Pete sixteen is killing exciting male host co about
a number from you?
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Five?
Speaker 12 (06:49):
Number five. Your Sweet Pete Hint is the original forever
twenty one model, never growing up since nineteen oh four.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Too soon to mention Forever twenty one is his closing.
How are you doing. I haven't checked in on you.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't want to talk about it right now. You're
not anymore anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Sorry.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Did you say the year that Forever twenty one launched?
Speaker 12 (07:12):
No, I'm said this sweet Pete is the original Forever
twenty one model, but never growing up since nineteen oh four.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Oh, I never growing up as the hint because the
guy who never grows up as Peter Pan.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
You forget Forever twenty one, four for four, we're turning
up the Pete heat for round two.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Alexis two, three, four, and five are off the board.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I hate she's fragile after that Forever twenty one.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
Alexis this peak took us to Middle Earth without ever
even leaving New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Oh No, I a lobby guy, but I don't know
his name.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Knowing it, I'll give you a hint. It's not the
Hobbit itself.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
It's the director.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
What is the name of the director of the.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Movie, No idea, Peter Spielberg his, but.
Speaker 12 (08:02):
Not Peter Spielberg. Jose you want to tell us Peter Jackson,
Jason Lexus is out. It's your turn.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, give me seventeen.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
Before Federer and Djokovic, This Pete ruled the tennis world.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, what is that guy's name? Peter Samson? Oh, Peter,
I know it's not Samson. It's Peter Samson. And it
was right on the bag this whole time, Samson. I
can't remember the guy's named Peter Samson.
Speaker 12 (08:33):
Peter Samson. Jose, you want to tell us Sambrince Sampris
curly Jose, it's your turn. You've gotten all these so far.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I not believe this. I am so excited.
Speaker 12 (08:43):
How about a number?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, twelve always treats me right.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Twelve.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
Here's a tough one, Jose. This peze'za star Lord who
dances through space battles like it's a mixtape party.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And I never saw the movie Guarding to the Galaxy.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
I really have never seen it.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I keep telling myself, I'm gonna binge this series one weekend.
I'm gonna just go with Peter star Lord.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Peter star Lord is incorrect. Star Lord's name is Peter Quill.
That means, Jeffrey, you're the only person who can get
one wrong. And you were the day's winner of plenty
of twenty.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
All right, so I get to choose to get shocked
while singing Thanks for the Memories by Fallout Boy. I
think we're going with Jose on this one.
Speaker 12 (09:24):
The Pete King.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh Pete Wentz is the least Oh really, yeah, one night,
one more time. Thanks for the memories, even though they
went so great.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Now, Oh nice work, Jose.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh man, it's like you grew black eyeliner.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
When I saw Napster sold for two hundred and seven dollars,
I thought, yeah, that sounds about right. No, it really,
but then I read the next word million. Yeah, Napster
just sold for two hundred and seven million dollars.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's still running.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Naps Napsher was the original way that we illegally downloaded music.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Back in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
It launched and then it got shut down in two
thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah when bank LimeWire fan though, yeah, bankrupt a couple
of years later, so it was worth nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
But like I said before, it just sold for two
hundred and seven million dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What is it doing? Why did it sell just the names?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
So apparently nowadays it's still active and it works more
like Spotify or Apple Music, but it's not as popular
as those. Their big selling point though, is the audios
less compressed, So people who want really good sound quality
prefer to use Napster to get the best quality music.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Those audio files, you know, And that's why.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
People like us that listen to audio for a living
or do that that wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Even know, I mean recording artists and musicians and artists and.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
People that exactly.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
So Averse company just bought it, and they say their
plan is to transform Napster into a virtual concert hall
where you'll buy tickets like going to a normal concert,
and then using a VR headset, you can watch the
artists perform their music in a more intimate setting.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Was it the whole point of Napster to begin with,
to rip off all the artists so we didn't have
to pay for anything the concert?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:26):
It, And somehow we're still gonna end up with crappy
seats at these virtual shot.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Post right in front of us.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Not sure if we'd be surprised by this, but the
company says you'll even be able to buy virtual merch
while you're at the virtual concerts.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Call it rule if you hand.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
The line still probably, but it's like an old relic
of the early Internet that just refuses to die, and
now it's worth a fortune.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Actually, some experts predict that Laser Stories will become the
Napster of radio negative two hundred million dollars. We're gonna
bring it down even lower when't we do it right
after this? It's the radio segment that's helping old people
feel young again with new auto tune hearing aids. Now
(12:19):
every conversation with Grandma sounds like a hit tea pain song.
It's all thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we
do weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser. Those other si
aldi yas queens just you. This first laser story is
out of Great Bend, Kansas. A nineteen year old named
(12:41):
Clara Arnold was babysitting for two kids over the weekend
when the four year olds came running downstairs right after
she'd put.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Him to sleep.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It's annoying as a parent, even more annoying when it's
not your kid.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
You know. A little boy swore that there was a
monster under his bed. So Clara took his little hand
and went back upstairs, flipped on the light.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
At no, Clara, what are you doing there a monster
under the bed?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Hotel buddy, She was trying to show him. She got
down on the floor to show there was nothing there. Yeah,
that's nice, except there was something there or some one. No,
she ended up face to face with a random man
niding underneath the child's bed, trying to give him a hug.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Hey, I did the right thing. I took the kid
to the hotel. At the first sign of danger, babysitter.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Clara screamed, the kids screamed, even the.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Man screamed.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
And altered. A little altercation ensued, but luckily no one
was hurt, and the random guy ran downstairs and out
the front door.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
How do you get in like a window?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Cops responded immediately, and while they didn't get him that night,
they were able to capture him.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
The next day.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Oh so, apparently he used to live at the house
the girl was babysitting.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Maybe he knew how to get in there key.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
No word on why he broke in or why he
was hiding under the bed, but he was arrested on
a multitude of charges. As for the kid, he's probably
sleeping peacefully every single night.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, maybe that's the opposite. They go in, they're like,
we're gonna check for monsters just in case. But I
didn't think there were any. Let's just look, I checked the.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Closet to this next La stories out of Florida. At
least this lady has a fun answer when people ask
what are you in for? Oh, because forty four year
old Alison Fetting allegedly flashed a gun at a dairy
queen near Fort Lauderdale and told the cashier to give
her all the money in the register.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
Dang dairy queen.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I would tell her to give me all the blizzards,
give me the new Oriel thing.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Give me quicker.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
The thing is.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
For some reason, the register got stuck and it wouldn't
open all the way, so Alison grabbed what she could
from their tip jar and took off.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Who So it was armed robbery.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Of the tip jar, and when officers came to investigate,
they found she got away with a whopping oh dollar fifty.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, you would buy yourself a small blizzard amount of.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Money didn't stop the cops from tracking her down, though,
and she was arrested and thrown in jail.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
They should make her bond like two dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
If she would have just done it without a gun,
nobody would have ever probably even put any energy.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
You know, in the end, the buck fifty doesn't really
matter as much as the robbery with the firearm.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
That's the big deal.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
So apparently she could get anywhere between three and five
years behind bars.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
She scared the workers to death.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Kill him over a dollar and a half. This next
lazer story is out of trend town. If you call
a kid brace face these days, they might take it
as a compliment.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh my daughter wants braces so bad.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Because the Washington Post just ran a huge article saying
old school braces are cool.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Now, this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I dare someone to rock some headgear. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Dang, An orthodontist and Tucson, Arizona, told the paper that
kids beg for metal braces instead of things like in visiline,
and he says they become a weird sort of fashion symbol.
Another dentist in California agreed with that. He said it
started about a year ago, and now more and more
patients are excited to get bracest.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's so cool though, like me for them.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I know they're still bullying going on and stuff in
different ways, but like the stuff that I would have
gotten bullied.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
For wearing is just so normal. Over your face.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Braces make you bleed out your mouth, which is hard cool. Yeah,
A handful of influencers and celebrities have made them trendy.
Some may have even gotten them just for show, not
even they don't need.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
To straighten there too.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I mean, instead of a grill, we're just getting fake bracest.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Same plus.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Take your retainer up two chains.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
A dental assistant in Brooklyn who's twenty four, recently opted
for the metal braces, saying no shade to invisil line.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
But it's kind of boring to me.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, yeah, no shade is funny.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
That's where it's at. This next Lazer story is out
of brew topia.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
This is the important kind of science that we need
to be doing more of. Oh goodness, self chilling beer
cans have finally arrived.
Speaker 12 (18:10):
For any beverage.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I mean, think about it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (18:13):
The startup in the UK has been working on something
called a cool can. It looks like an ordinary can
until you check the bottom of it, and there's a
little power button that activates the beer cooling technology.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Double rainfall.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh my gosh, is it gonn electrocute us if we
get too much water in the cooler.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I'm assuming they worked out all the kinks on this,
but like Jose said, it also works on soda or
any kind of liquid. So here's some photos from my host.
You can check them out on our Insta stories at
Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
But it works like this.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
There's an inner wall like insulated mugs have, and you
push the power button which blends water with a mix
of salts and it causes a cooling reaction to happen.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
It's like when you make ice cream in a ziploc bag,
you know, you shake with the salt.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
So the outside of the can and gets freezing cold
in a few seconds. The only disappointing part is it
still takes a while to chill the beer.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Because it's not gonna happen. Instance like fin aluminum.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Now, depending on how hot it is, it could take
up to ten minutes for your drink to get cold.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You suck it feels like you're gonna spend ten dollars
for one can of beer because this is so expensive.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
No, that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
They don't think it's gonna cost any extra money to
make these for normal cans of beer. Really, and they
say the best part is the cooling reaction continues every
time you take a sip, and it could stay cold
for up to forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I mean, that's actually really cool. I mean, imagine like
an outdoor concert, like a festival in the summer is perp.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, those festivals that charge you thirty two dollars for
one can already, not.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
To mention, these cans can also be recycled, so they're
good for thee I want to invest. They're all five
bucks on. They're already in talks with major beer makers,
along with Coca Cola.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
And Red Bull.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
This is gonna be great, very cool.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
And speaking of a guy with a button on his underside,
you can press it, but it's probably not gonna cool
him down.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
Actually might do the opposite.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again the same
time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
When did every vacation spot on Earth become so freaking tourist?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Seriously vacation, But there's like lines like there's never been before.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Yeah, and the average traveler is just getting sick of
the same old stuff everywhere you go ziplines? Ugh again,
how many ziplines can you go on? Like a TV
Jungle tours? Okay, I've seen the hidden waterfall before, Like,
how many do we have to find?
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Even Vegas is more kid friendly than ever.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Where is the actual excitement?
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Come?
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Well, one tourist come, but he's offering a crazy new
type of family travel adventure that guarantees you will never
be bored for one second. Whoa, you might also never
be quote safe for one second. But we're gonna tell
you about this exciting new opportunity coming up right after this.
Remember when family vacations used to actually be fun.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
It's Burk and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
When I was a kid, and we'd pack a little
cooler and we'd have like trail makes step.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Why are they fun? I have so much fun in
our family vacation.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Once upon a time, you could visit a theme park
without selling your four year.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Old's kidney in order to get yes. I used to
be able to visit Times Square and there was only
three creepy guys in Elmo costumes asking hey, you party?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, why would you want to go to Times Square
if they weren't there? Yeah, I got that is the attraction.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Now there's hundreds of them.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, take me where?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Can you sound like you're actually into it?
Speaker 12 (22:00):
Knows all the yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
And then the majority of people are tired of that.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
And if you're sick of all the normal tourist evacation
spots in America that have been ruined, why not try
something actually new and exciting?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
All right?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Because a company in Dubai called Sea Hunters is making
the news today.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I thought you were going to go with something affordable,
like you were talking, this.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Is affordable in Dubai. The company is based out of Dubai,
but the actual adventure.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Doesn't happen there.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
They're offering tourists a one of a kind travel experience
that's a cruise where the entire goal is to hunt
some molly pirates.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Excuse me what?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:41):
That is legit, dangerous, in fun, fun, unique, and I'm
one hundred percent serious about this it's not even a joke.
I've about that these luxury yachts actively try to lure
in pirates off the coast of Africa using their nice
shiny boats so that you and your family can band
it together and take them out.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And they actually use luxury. They want to be flashy
on purmes.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They're like, eh, look, my friend is supply chain for
a companies. Actually they have a lot of issues with pirates.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Instead of like running away and cutting your business short,
take advantage of that opportunity and turn it into a
tourist attraction.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm sorry. What do they expect you to do on
the boat to stop them, though?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Like, if you get overtaken by small pirates, you're done.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
No no, no, no, no, listen.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
You literally step on the boat and immediately start picking
out your own personal armory.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
You can choose from the Bazooka package, which obviously includes
an actual grenade launcher.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh I think my eight year old would love that exactly, Or.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
You can go for the Mercenary Madness Kid, which includes
an M one oh seven fifty cow sniper rifle and
a gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Yeah, it's like the
commemorative splash Mountain pictures. But in the photo, just imagine
little Alder holding up an AK forty seven and Nora
with the Soviet made rocket launcher behind him.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's so cute, I mean, when you paid it that way.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, And the thing is is I would totally trust
that I wouldn't get shot by another member of the boat.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Ye another. The crew definitely knows what they're doing.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
They do a ten minute instruction for how to use weapons.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Fine, fine, see and where the emergency exits.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Are I'm sure which is everywhere? And the new thing
that they're offering this year pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh, to bear you at sea? Is that the end
of it?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
No, Now you can rent flame throwers, but I will
say it does require a three day licensing course before
you head out, so you're gonna have to plan ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
People have watched too many movies, that's what this is.
They literally think this is a joke.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
The game, I will say, the tour company does not
guarantee that pirates will definitely attempt to board your boat
and try to kidnap you.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
You have to get lucky in order for.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That to guarantee survival. Do you think Somali pirates are
just like these people are so annoyed.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
It's actually helping the Somali pirate problem though, because the
pirates are now afraid to attack boats because they're worried
that there's tourists with a bunch of a ks on it.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I highly doubt that is what is going through their minds.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
It's making the news and these tourists companies are booked out.
Whether or not you like it, whether or not you
think it's horrible, it's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's murder for tourism.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Technically, it's not murder because you're in international waters and
there's no laws.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Are saying you don't make friends. They don't climb the boat.
Next thing, you're making margaritas in the kitchen.
Speaker 12 (25:35):
Together the hot pirates start dating.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Is making out a good gift.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Brook.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I get what you're saying, and I understand pirate hunting
might not be for every single family looking traps, but
not everyone, Okay, But there are other options available, like
in Nicaragua they offer volcano surfboarding, where tour hike up
an active volcano then slide down its steep, black ash
covered slope on a wooden board.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
This is something I would have signed up for pre
being a mom that awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Volcano.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
The boards go up to fifty miles an hour with
no safety nets or harnesses. They basically say one wrong
move and you're gonna be eaten lava rocks. Oo.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, that's just a little skim burn.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Yeah, lava rocks are nutritious though, or different option. They
have the Cage of Death in Australia.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh that sounds just promising already.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Sign me up.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
But basically you climb inside a clear acrylic tank. No,
then it gets submerged into a pool with giant saltwater crocodile.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
No, thank you.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Hold on, fun fact, the tank has only broken once
before and they were able to get everybody out just.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
In the neck of time.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That's good, I mean, I mean that seems like a safe.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Bet though, okay, or if you want to say option
a little bit less extreme. They do have the Scottish
Lockness Monster Hunt and Whiskey Crawl, where the boat takes
you around to different bars near Locknest until you drink
so much you're convinced.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
That you see him.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Hey, I did that one just on my own.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
And finally one company is doing a Japanese capsule hotel
survival experience.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
What's that? Well, first, you have to be an adult
to do this, eighteen or over.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
How claustrophobic is it?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah, you tell me, because basically, you live for forty
eight hours trying to survive crammed inside of a human
sized vending machine, complete with random food drops and no
legram oas for this, you pay, they put you inside
the vending machine. You have to survive it for forty
(27:51):
eight straight hours. You're basically begging people on the sidewalk
please press the button so I can hit eat a
kit cat.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh can we go back to like bike tours or something?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
It's brooke.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Everybody does the ATV travel stuff. Yeah, we need something
new and exciting.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, I think I'm traveling with you anytime soon, jeff.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Well, if all the.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Regular vacations have been boring you, here's some new exciting
tourism office for you to explore with your family.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
We got your phones out, coming.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
We're in the midst of March madness right now, and
for some especially guys, they love to bond over it
because they can trash talk each other about their brackets,
maybe win a little bit of money, and, in the
case of two brothers who always do this every year,
maybe even prank each other about it.
Speaker 15 (28:40):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
At least that's what one guy was hoping we could
do to his sibling, and even sent us a photo
of all of his brother's picks this year just to
help us mess with him in your phone.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Tap right now?
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Another?
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Oh, Hi, is this Elijah Kerr?
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (29:02):
What's calling? My name is.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Miles from the University of New Mexico Athletics department.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Go Lobos.
Speaker 16 (29:10):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
You recently filed out a March Madness bracket on the
ESPN website, right, that's you.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
How you know that, Well, we have a.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Partnership with them, and apparently you picked our school New
Mexico to reach the final four in the tournament.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
I did.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yeah, at least that's what I'm seeing. And we're a
ten seed, so that's something.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
I don't know how you got my information.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
I mean, like I said, we're connected with the ESPN website,
We're an affiliate. I'm just calling to tell you we
appreciate the belief that you have in our team because
less than one percent of the country picked us to
make it that far.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
It's a good thing because because you believed in us,
we'd like to send you some Lobo merch free.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I mean, are you serious?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Yeah, T shirts, some hats, maybe a scented sweat of
a Lobo headband for you.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
It smells like real Lobo.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Okay, I mean, I guess. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
Great. One more thing, I guess.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
I was curious, why did you not have us winning
at all? Like you had us going to the final
four and then that's basically where we lose to Michigan
State according to you. I mean, I don't know too
much about it just right, but you know Michigan State,
like they're rebounding is in a freaking toilet.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
I honestly, I have not seen any games. I don't
follow this. I just filled a box.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Well just wait, hold on, you're telling me that you're
not a.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
Huge Lobo bro, the Lobo, the Lobo, what I get it.
We are at the fancy schools, like the Duke's of
the world, the Saint John's, Like, we don't deserve your
respect and admiration.
Speaker 9 (31:04):
We're hardly even a real school, right, I really.
Speaker 11 (31:07):
Don't understand this phone court. First you called me like cheering,
and now like you're turning on me like now, I was.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Like, I'm just saying, I hear you. I get it.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
We only made it on your bracket because you were
running out of time and you just had to finish
it so you could just shove another McMuffin in your
mouth before you head off the work.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Well, I didn't care.
Speaker 17 (31:24):
Now I feel like you're insulting me now just because
I don't I don't know as much about it.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
You're insulting me. You're insulting my school.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
How am I insulting you? When I picked your team
to go to the Final four and you said that
nobody else was doing this, I see how this is.
Now you're getting me agitated over here.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Okay, all right, yeah sure, I mean maybe you did
just do it quick, and maybe there's another bigger issue
that you're dealing with here.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
It's called a fear of commitment.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Fear commitment. Yeah, I'm assuming that this is what happens
in your personal life. I'm guessing you're probably not married,
you haven't had a girlfriend for a while.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Maybe ever, how all this stuff, like what are you wait?
Speaker 12 (32:02):
A minute.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
I'm like, what what.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
You know? Man?
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Maybe you've dated a lot of ladies and you think
you want a long term relationship. Just like the Final Four,
you get scared at the very end. Oh you ditch
the Lobos. You pick some ex sorority chick like Auburn.
It's just gonna use you for a free meal man,
like that one night.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Stuff from the college. And you're calling me like this,
I know what call.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
You shut your mouth. Okay, it's fine, you have to
shut my mouth.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
I'm telling you shut off.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
I'm my own business. You're the one calling me.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
No, I get it.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
I get the type of person that I'm talking to now,
freaking spineless.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
What se No, heart, I'm not gonna get you know what.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Forget I'm not sending you the Scented headband anymore. That's
for real committed lobo bro, and that ain't you you.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Know what yourself? I don't give it.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
I will do I will go.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Do that, and I'm gonna have your brother Tim film
it for me and then send it to you after
we're done with this prank phone call.
Speaker 9 (32:59):
Well, bros for life.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, what do
you mean little low.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Frank phone, I don't get this.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Yeah, man, I'm not from the university. I'm from a
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your
brother Tim set you up for a phone tab I'm serious.
Tim said, you guys go against each other in a
March Madness pool every year. He said, this year, you
didn't even care.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
It's like you didn't try.
Speaker 11 (33:27):
That's why you guys get into a Mexican You giving
me a lot of man.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
He sent us a photo of your bracket. I actually
liked that you picked the Lobos to go to the
final four. Oh, I'm a Lobo bro for real.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
Lobo broch for life.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
Yeah, wake up.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Broaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
It's almost time for your second date update. And there's
a danger in these segments when we have people reach
out who are longtime listeners. And today one guy came
on the show and made a bold request before we
even called the other person, and it had to do
with our own Brook Fox. Was it a fair ask?
Speaker 7 (34:17):
No?
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Absolutely no. Did Brooke take it offensively? Absolutely? If you're
gonna hear what he wanted, made Brook so upset. You're
gonna hear it in a brand new Off the Rail
second date up that's coming up right after this second
(34:38):
date update. We've got a loyal listener to the show
who says he's been tuning into our second dates for
years and one of his worst fears finally came true.
He had to email us to be in one of
his own. His name is Noah, so let's talk to him. Noah,
(34:59):
I'm happy you're here, or even if you're not, glad
you came to us for help.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
How you doing today?
Speaker 16 (35:04):
I'm pretty good?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Now you guys doing I mean, it is such a
double edged sword, right, Like you want to be part
of the show.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
But then don't, Yeah, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right, totally.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Well, we'll try to make this as seamless and gentle
on you as possible. Let's start with the girl that
you met recently.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
What's her name? April?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
April? Okay, all right, strong start. You almost forgot it.
I appreciate that.
Speaker 16 (35:29):
Nah, I'm just nervous on the air.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
It's weird. But now you're good.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
You're good man, You're doing great. So far our ratings
have never been higher, So thank you. Jeff, I'm feeling
good about it already, so let's keep going. How did
you meet April?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wait?
Speaker 16 (35:43):
We met off an app dating app.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Our ratings just plummeted.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
You're going to need to be more fun, more fun.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
At that moment.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
By the way, we have a live ratings meeter.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, wait, how did you strike up conversation with her?
Speaker 17 (35:57):
The cool thing about apps, if you do them right,
you have a little bios and you can get a
little nuggets from there. And I was able to kind
of tap into a couple of things I saw and
it was fun.
Speaker 16 (36:06):
But she was funny.
Speaker 17 (36:07):
You know, she doesn't take things too seriously and has
that kind of fun perspective on life, and that's kind
of how I roll.
Speaker 16 (36:13):
It's I'd like to think that's me.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh that's interesting. I mean that's a cool thing. Like
you guys match up your vibes or are similar right when.
Speaker 16 (36:20):
You're using the apps, right, that's how they work.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Right, So yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
The way you're like attributing like that you believed everything
in her bio, everything in your bio is legit, and
everything checked out.
Speaker 17 (36:30):
Well, you know, it's funny when she says something like
that she loves the sing I would think that would
be a weird thing.
Speaker 12 (36:36):
To lie about.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Jesus singer.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
True, Okay, I love to sing and that does not
mean that you have to be good at it.
Speaker 16 (36:42):
Okay, this is a good segue. Actually, So I just said, hey,
can I take you somewhere to go sing?
Speaker 11 (36:49):
And she got excited?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
So like karaoke? Right, Like, what is the other option?
Speaker 16 (36:54):
Well, yeah, karaoke would have been broken choice? So oh
it wasn't I chose uh was a baseball game?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Baseball? Baseball because of the seventh inning stretch?
Speaker 17 (37:07):
Yes, and now in retrospect it's regretful, but that's that's
exactly it. Of course, she was bored out of her mind,
and I just I don't know, maybe I built it
up too much or something about the singing part, And
that's on me.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
No.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
I know you can't see Brooke right now in the studio,
but she has never looked more confused and concerned in.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Her entire life.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Just the connection between baseball and singing. Yeah, I've never
heard anyone make that connection. Like, do you go that
hard with take me out to the ballgame but you
consider it a performance?
Speaker 9 (37:38):
Do you not go that hard with a book.
Speaker 17 (37:41):
You know, it's something that is fun and you know,
interactive and quite honestly, like the singing's there kind of
as an option, but like if she didn't want.
Speaker 15 (37:49):
To, she would have to.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
The baseball game is a great date. It's just like
if she didn't know that's where she was going, did
you tell her?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Not so much.
Speaker 17 (37:58):
I was just trying to keep it mysterious, saying, you know,
cool and you have a little guessing game, and I
mean I went, I was all in.
Speaker 16 (38:04):
I was like superstitious with a specific.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Chair the focus like for your teas.
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Yeah, I was really into it.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
I think this is great.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
Don't listen to everybody like trying to poke holes in
your date idea and say that it was horrible or
like he's not getting a call back right now, so
he thinks maybe that was the reason.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
We don't know and he doesn't know.
Speaker 16 (38:27):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 17 (38:28):
I thought she would be playful with it, and I
think it was cute, cool, whatever, But no, it was
more it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Did you guys make it to the seventh inning stretch
to finally get to the singing?
Speaker 8 (38:40):
A long time?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (38:42):
And and she was like, when are we singing?
Speaker 8 (38:45):
So is it something like she doesn't know that in
baseball the seventh inning, like in between your everybody sings
a song together.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
He did not know that.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
Now assume it is gonna be That's why I thought
that would be cool.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
So now you say it, I've seen it happen, but
I didn't know. It's a good thing people look forward to.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, happy lacrosse game.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Okay, here's the deal.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
You know, you guys have done.
Speaker 16 (39:12):
It's very like contagious and you get there and yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was more just a symbolic gesture, right.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Like, okay, okay, did you have any fun?
Speaker 11 (39:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (39:22):
I mean I did have fun, but she didn't really
have fun, which is why.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Okay, so you just want to redo.
Speaker 16 (39:29):
That's a great word.
Speaker 17 (39:29):
I'd love a redo, and I need some help, you know,
convincing her to do that.
Speaker 16 (39:34):
But I kind of have a rule for Brooks.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Show a lot o stop you right there, sir. I
do not listen to rules.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Brook Just hear it.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Just hear him out.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Okay, he's a big listener to our show. Now he
deserves I.
Speaker 17 (39:47):
Heard you say this on the show that some of
the guys like, don't say Oh, how much he loves
spending time with you, or he had such a great.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
Time with you, Like, don't make me sound simpfish, you know, simpish.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
He liked you, Brooke, make me sound Yeah, I see
like he's pretty indifferent. Yeah, he's got so many options.
That's why he called the radio show.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, we're talking.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
I mean, this is going to be the easiest second
date we ever done. If you talk like that to
her when we get April on the phone, God, I
wouldn't go out with him.
Speaker 9 (40:24):
I think you're leaning too much the other way.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Now that guy's the worst.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Okay, now you're jumping off the deep end. We need
to find the happy medium. When we come back and
reach out to April for your second date update, we'll
do it right after this hold on second date update.
We're in the middle of a second date update, and
for maybe the first time ever, one of our listeners
made a polite request of Brooke.
Speaker 7 (40:50):
It was.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I am not the one that ruins dates for people.
Speaker 8 (40:55):
You're screaming already and we're barely even well what ever
it is, I just just hear this house.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
That is my disappointed voice.
Speaker 8 (41:05):
Okay, all right, Well, even that it's coming off a
little harsh because he has asked if Brooke can, please,
if we get this girl on the phone, not make
him sound like a total simp by.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Simply just not saying that he likes her.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
He's gonna regret he didn't ask you to stop saying
other things besides that, I don't need anyone.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Tole on.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Wow Noah.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
Noah is a regular listener to our show, and he's
noticed that sometimes your sales pitch can make the guy
sound a little bit desperate.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
It is so funny.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I wish you could just the way you guys a
little bit desperate already.
Speaker 9 (41:46):
This is not a good look right here.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
I know I can do this from what I could understand.
Noah wants you to make him sound like he is
just a regular dude, so little confused, just wants to.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Know what's up.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
But hey, not a big deal either way, you know,
is that right?
Speaker 16 (42:04):
That's exactly on when.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It comes to chill, I am the chillest. Okay, you
don't want Brooke to make you sound cool?
Speaker 7 (42:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I hype alexis up all the time, and look how
cool people think she is.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
I think people.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Okay, Well, no, we're gonna try our best, but I'm
doing April's number right now here we go.
Speaker 9 (42:36):
Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with April.
Speaker 13 (42:39):
This is April.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Hey, April, thanks for picking up the phone.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
That seems like a little much Jeffrey, Oh more, there's
more than one of you.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Hi, we're.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Do I know you?
Speaker 9 (42:55):
I don't know if you know us.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I'd say hi, April, but I know if I'm allowed
to you, I don't know how not to be myself.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
You don't have to say anything, just April April solving.
Speaker 13 (43:16):
Oh god, I'm so confused.
Speaker 9 (43:21):
We do a segment on this show. It's called Second
Date Update.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
Okay, most people to have that reaction when we tell
on Second Date Update.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
But I don't know if you've heard of it.
Speaker 13 (43:33):
I mean I've seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Okay, and it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
Though.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
You always like to scroll up if you don't want
to watch them.
Speaker 13 (43:41):
I mean I do usually scroll past them because I
hate a two parter.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Okay, we'll just go to the podcast and you can
get all of it together. Brick, that sounds desperate. It's
problem solving.
Speaker 8 (43:53):
Alexis okay, you know, podcast and all that stuff aside,
TikTok whatever. What we're more focused on is one of
our listeners who's been trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
His name is Noah, like the.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
Guy went on a date with recently.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, and Brooke, why don't you tell
April about Noah?
Speaker 7 (44:14):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, it was cool.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
He's got a lot of options and he's just like
wondering why you're not calling him back?
Speaker 9 (44:20):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (44:21):
Wait, hold on, you guys just called me to tell
me that Noah has other options.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, no, yeah, he's just chill. You know, Yeah, he doesn't.
He doesn't really care one way or the other.
Speaker 8 (44:34):
Okay, he has a little.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Bit of stake in the game, Am I being right now?
Speaker 8 (44:39):
I can understand why you would think that, but that's
not what's happening. We we just want to know what
your take was about your hangout with Noah.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
The other day.
Speaker 13 (44:48):
I mean I thought it was bad.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh wait, okay, he was Wait I think it was
no The question is when did you start thinking it
was bad?
Speaker 13 (45:00):
I mean pretty much as soon as we got there,
because I guess he was trying to surprise me. But
he I mean, he told me he was going to
take me somewhere to sing, because he like looked at
my profile and we had talked about like I like
to sing and I like used to perform and I
don't anymore. So I thought it would be like karaoke
and open my guy or something, and he it was
(45:23):
a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, he knows. I mean we made it clear that
he messed that up.
Speaker 13 (45:28):
I mean, honestly, I hate sports, like I just I
will never be impressed by watching somebody throw or catch
or hit a ball.
Speaker 11 (45:34):
Like I couldn't care less.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
I need a plot if I'm going to be watching people.
Speaker 12 (45:37):
Do I think we get it.
Speaker 8 (45:39):
You didn't like his choice of date, and that's totally fine,
You're allowed to feel that way. But we were more
wondering what did you think about Noah, like as a person?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Did he attempt to help you understand the game or.
Speaker 9 (45:51):
Was it just fun to like chat with?
Speaker 11 (45:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (45:53):
I mean not really. A baseball game is kind of
a bad situation for a first date because like you're
not even facing each other, and then I'm like, am
I supposed to.
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Be talking to you?
Speaker 16 (46:03):
Or am I supposed to be watching.
Speaker 13 (46:04):
The ball like what.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I have heard that from a lot.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
I mean, I don't go to games, so I don't
know what.
Speaker 8 (46:09):
The vibe is, gotcha. Okay, look, April, I know this
is kind of a weird thing where we just blindside
you and ask you all these questions.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
So thank you for opening up to us.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
The one thing that you may or may not realize
is Noah is also here on the other line listening
to this conversation.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
Oh great, she never list.
Speaker 12 (46:31):
This is actually the.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
Fun part, April, where no one jumps No, It'sah.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
No, now's your time to come in and act cool.
Speaker 9 (46:41):
Go ahead, Noah.
Speaker 16 (46:42):
Hey, hey, April, Noah, how are you?
Speaker 7 (46:46):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (46:47):
I mean weird.
Speaker 16 (46:48):
I guess.
Speaker 17 (46:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (46:52):
It is weird.
Speaker 17 (46:53):
The day was weird.
Speaker 16 (46:54):
Everything's weird.
Speaker 12 (46:55):
It is weird.
Speaker 16 (46:56):
No, well, and listen, I'm know.
Speaker 17 (47:00):
Let me just this is something I've been hoping to
say to you. So I knew that singing was just
something you love to do, and I was not trying
to put pressure on you. I was trying to do
the exact opposite by taking you somewhere to do something
in your comfort.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
Zone and have fun.
Speaker 17 (47:13):
And I'm you know, I'm like, I'm glad though that
I was able to hear how you felt, because it
helps put things in perspective for me.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
That was some emotional maturity right there.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
Are you into emotional maturity, April?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Sure?
Speaker 13 (47:29):
I just I am confused about you saying you picked
a place based on my interest in singing being the
specific thing, and.
Speaker 17 (47:39):
It's fall game, I understand, and obviously, looking back on it,
it wasn't the smartest thing.
Speaker 16 (47:46):
I was trying to do something unique, something safe.
Speaker 8 (47:48):
And so just real quick, what I'm hearing from April
is she really wanted to sing on their dates.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
She had her heart on it. Yeah, I mean that's
you know how that can feel.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
Totally. So this is what I'd like to offer, and
it's one hundred percent up to her, but in front
of a nationwide audience listening all across the country, April, pressure, April, seriously,
no pressure. We would like to give you the chance
to sing right now on our show. Finally get it
out there and show Noah what he missed out on. Again, totally,
(48:21):
it's totally up to you. You can do it or
not do it, but here's your shot.
Speaker 13 (48:28):
So excited, I mean, I wanted to sing last week
and I didn't get to, So I mean.
Speaker 9 (48:35):
I guess y better late than never.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
All right, sing, take me up to the ball game
in three Well, let's maybe maybe a non.
Speaker 8 (48:41):
Sports you know that that you sing whatever's in your heart?
Speaker 13 (48:48):
Okay, shumping's got a hold on me lately.
Speaker 17 (48:58):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I want to go to open mic with you.
Speaker 16 (49:04):
Yeah, amazing, amazing, dude, that was sexy.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
That was hot.
Speaker 11 (49:08):
That like so that was hot? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
It helps.
Speaker 13 (49:12):
My voice is a little scratchy today.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
It makes me sound better that song.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
Yeah, you just did it on the fly.
Speaker 17 (49:17):
That's crazy impressive.
Speaker 8 (49:21):
So, April, I know this has been a lot, but
we would like to send you out on another date.
Speaker 9 (49:26):
It could be like a karaoke.
Speaker 13 (49:28):
Date or you can second wait, hold on just a second.
What you're acting me out for him? Noah, ask me yourself.
Tell me you're taking me to karaoke. And I want
sushi too.
Speaker 12 (49:43):
I like this girl.
Speaker 8 (49:44):
Yeah, oh my god, Okay, you know no, I guess
you're up.
Speaker 9 (49:49):
April.
Speaker 17 (49:49):
Will you please go out on another day with me
and have some sushi, have some fun and please sing
as well.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Please we'll do karaoke.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
And we'll pay for it.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Fine, all right, congratulations.
Speaker 11 (50:07):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 8 (50:08):
Thank you April and Brooke, thank you.
Speaker 17 (50:10):
And I think you kind of came through for me there.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (50:14):
Hey, that was so.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Hard for me.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
She didn't throw a guy underneath the table. Well done,
brot the table.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
I want to tell them how much that.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
They are light.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
Jeffrey in the morning. All right, here's the good news. Yes,
they said.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yes, Oh my god, I want to I'll be really
cool about it. But I really wanted to name that. Yeah,
they were so cute.
Speaker 9 (50:43):
It turned out to be actually a good match.
Speaker 8 (50:46):
The bad news though, and this isn't necessarily for me,
but there are fifteen more requests on the text board
from guys wanting Brooke to do something better or improve
in the second date up.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
There, I knew we were going to open that.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm not listening to any of y'all. I lay by
my own rules and I am myself. I can't have it.
I can't beat anybody else, jeff It's just who I am.
Speaker 9 (51:06):
No one's asking you to be anybody else.
Speaker 8 (51:08):
Oh, just a better version of you.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
There is no cool or chill inside this body.
Speaker 9 (51:15):
I say.
Speaker 8 (51:15):
Any feedback is good feedback, right, Brooke. They're invested in
you and your success. All they want to see you
do is be good block. Okay, well you can still
try doubt chill listen, but keep your requests coming into seven, eight, five,
nine two. If you want help with your dating life,
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
(51:36):
you back. And go check out all of our Second
Day podcasts wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
We're up on YouTube, so if go subscribe and also Apple,
Spotify anywhere.
Speaker 9 (51:46):
We're chill about it.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like it right now, jeff totally.
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
Many families have a special bedtime routine that they do
with their kids every night. Oh it's different for everybody.
So may read a book, some sing a good night song.
But in my house, my parents went the extra mile,
Oh did they and did a full reenactment of the
musical Oklahoma every night, every night, acts one and two.
(52:19):
And I had to sing with.
Speaker 9 (52:21):
Them during it.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I'm just a girl who can't say.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
And after we finished the second encore of Oh What
a Beautiful Morning, then it was lights out. Now the
downside of that is to this day. Whenever I have
someone over, they have to listen to me. Hum ay,
get your gun to completion. But at least it keeps
my pipes perfectly tuned for my song of the week. Wow,
(52:49):
coming up right after this, it is time for my
song of the week. I had no idea that these
establishments existed, But did you know in Melbourne, Australia, there's
a Seinfeld theme pub called George's Bar with a mural
of George Costanza on the wall.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
It's a mural where he's in his underwear.
Speaker 8 (53:11):
Yes, yes, seems like it's in kind of a bad
part of town with all the graffiti.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
On the wall, though it does or just you know,
adds to the character Jeff.
Speaker 8 (53:21):
And then in China they have an exact working replica
of Central Perk from the show Friends. Wow, not like
a set, like an actual cafe that looks and operates
just like it.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Cool, dude, I've got to wait for the couch is
so long.
Speaker 8 (53:37):
Yeah, I mean, all these places exist, And just the
other day word got out Chili's in Scranton, Pennsylvania's opening
a retro version to honor the twenty year anniversary of
the Office. Yeah, it went on air and if you
(53:57):
don't know why they're doing that, if you're a fan
of the show, you no. Michael Scott takes all of
his clients to Chili's right to do business, and that's right.
And even though the show came out two decades ago,
it's still one of the most popular things on any
streaming network anywhere, with hundreds of millions of hours viewed
every single year. And I think we know the reason
(54:21):
that it's so popular is because, somehow, against all odds,
we all fell in love with dunder Mifflin's funny, yet
cringey hr nightmare of a boss drives a seabring convertible
but has a heart of gold. I mean, he makes
the show well.
Speaker 15 (54:42):
When he left.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
The saddest last season.
Speaker 8 (54:48):
Yeah, I still watch it all to the end, but
it's never the same as it was with those first seven.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
The Office is so old that we actually have a
DVD box set of it. I guess you know, like
the show and before you could.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
Stream it, wid we all know who the best character
was on that show. And that's why instead of singing
the Disney song from Beauty and the Beast like Gaston,
it's young Jeffreys Michael Scott. I'm gonna try and cheer
him up because he's in a bad place at the
(55:21):
start of the.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Song, you know how he gets Are you singing from
as him?
Speaker 12 (55:26):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (55:26):
It's gonna be yeah, it's gonna be all over the place.
Speaker 9 (55:29):
But let's let's do it.
Speaker 12 (55:30):
Season one hair plugs, all.
Speaker 9 (55:34):
Right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready points. Who do
those clients think they are?
Speaker 8 (55:41):
No one says no to gift baskets with chocolate turtles.
Speaker 12 (55:44):
Gosh, you know they made us look like idiots.
Speaker 8 (55:47):
Now everyone in the office thinks I'm a loser and
Ryan won't be.
Speaker 9 (55:51):
My best friend more eminem what for?
Speaker 8 (55:55):
I'm crushed like the Baylor in the warehouse? You, Michael,
You've got to keep it simple, stupid.
Speaker 9 (56:05):
You're the office MVP.
Speaker 8 (56:07):
Michael Scott love you like Fergie loves Humps? Which character
will you be Michael Scott, Michael scarn or Michael Klump.
Speaker 18 (56:17):
We're lucky if we get fake fired by you or
taught the ropes by prison Mike jealous that Holly's desired
by you because I'd be your third.
Speaker 12 (56:30):
Wheel like a try.
Speaker 8 (56:36):
No shames, Michael Scott. You can't blame Michael Scott. Lots
of kids stayed in school in the name of Scott's Tops.
The work lessons you taught us were handy. You explained
how diversity's done. You can ask any Pam, Jim or
Stanley why they don't eat Alfredo before a fun rack.
(57:01):
No sacks Michael Scott out flat jacks. Michael Scott nailing
Pam's mom.
Speaker 12 (57:08):
What are you on?
Speaker 8 (57:09):
Crack Michael Scott with my.
Speaker 14 (57:11):
Candle hat on nman talks a kid honeys all love
Michael Scott.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
He talks the top with stick.
Speaker 8 (57:20):
He quips He'll get three v sect um. He's a
like snip, snaps and nip.
Speaker 9 (57:26):
No sends Michael Scott email threads.
Speaker 8 (57:31):
A whole lot must be hard saying that's what she said,
Michael Scott.
Speaker 14 (57:35):
He says busy all day at his jobby as I
spin in my work office chair.
Speaker 9 (57:42):
Not a bit of him braggy or snobby. That's right
because I wear the same suit that a lady would wear.
A leader, Michael Scott. Great speaker, Michael.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Scott, the dundee for bushiest Beaver phil Is Scott.
Speaker 14 (57:55):
I'm especially good at improversy.
Speaker 9 (57:59):
Come lady, God Michael Scott.
Speaker 8 (58:02):
When I was in sales, me and packer would slay
as we picked up two twins at the bar. Now
I hit on girls in a different way because I.
Speaker 10 (58:13):
Prowlem Matt work with my car, fuleave Michael Scott quits
and leaves Michael.
Speaker 9 (58:24):
Scott no insurance mob.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
Guys can deceive Michael Scott.
Speaker 14 (58:28):
Push your pizza boy, hostage, go shed more than a friend,
kissing oscar, get from the roof to the flo doing
hardcore parkark.
Speaker 12 (58:38):
He brings all of.
Speaker 14 (58:39):
His guests down to Chili's, impressed by the baby back
ribs that he got.
Speaker 8 (58:45):
He's the best boss around Chili.
Speaker 12 (58:48):
Pots on the ground.
Speaker 15 (58:53):
He declaimss bankrupt see please all of his employees r
E sps bet Michael.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Disney movie.
Speaker 8 (59:18):
You were so many episodes, so many Yes, there's so
many Michael Scott moments.
Speaker 9 (59:23):
It's hard to pick the best one.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
He's a real person.
Speaker 12 (59:26):
I endure him.
Speaker 9 (59:29):
I wish Michael Scott was our boss at the radio station.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
We've had other ones that were like him but more evil.
Speaker 8 (59:35):
Yeah, happy twenty year anniversary to the office and make
sure you text into seven eight five nine two tells
what you thought about the song of the week. We're
gonna post the video up on all of our socials
at TikTok, at YouTube all of it at Broken Jeffries.
Speaker 9 (59:49):
You could check it out and so far, I know
I'm gonna go home and watch the Office as soon
as I get out of here.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Hate on some Toby. If you can't there, you go.
Speaker 7 (59:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (59:58):
In the meantime, we got a phone tap.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Coming Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
Playing some Get Lucky by Daft Punk because our player today,
Vita is oh in tow all time, but she is
hoping that the third time is gonna be the charm
and wants to quote get Lucky today, Vita, welcome to
the show. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Did you take your Vita mends this morning?
Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
She liked that.
Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
I will say.
Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Vita has come in today with a proposal where she
thinks we need to do a rule change where the
tie goes to the player and not to the house.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Have you gambled before, Vita? House always wins baby? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Well, he asked me why I think I lost, and
I said, well, you know, I kind of freeze up,
and I think.
Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
A lot of people do.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
But Brooke is very smart. Why and she does this
every day, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
That's the thing is she's here every day. Right now,
she's like half dressed.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No, I get really nervous still around Jose and Jeffards.
Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Okay, right now, anyway, Brooks's gonna leave the studio here
so we can get to the game again. Vita, you
got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say pass. But you
have to beat her out right if you want to win.
Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (01:01:26):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 8 (01:01:27):
Good luck to your time starts now. Lady Gaga celebrates
a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?
Speaker 17 (01:01:34):
Forties?
Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
The most used letter in the English language is what
vowel e. Montezuma was the emperor of which ancient society?
I don't andya, Prince Eric is the love interest of
which Disney princess.
Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Oh boy.
Speaker 16 (01:01:54):
Jazlin.
Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
In the game Rock, Paper Scissors, what beats scissors?
Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Rock?
Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
All right, Well he's on there, Vita.
Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Now Brook's going to come back into the studio. You
told our producer though. The reason that you think you
keep losing a lot, your biggest downfall is you keep
getting topics that you don't know a lot about without
being too specific, because Brook is now back here? How
did you feel about the topics you were given today?
Speaker 9 (01:02:23):
With your knowledge?
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
I feel better except for you know, I should have
known the Disney Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Mouse is out of the bag.
Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
Now cat?
Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Oh yeah, there's no Disney cats.
Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
That Disney movie Old Yeller had me going yo?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Technically is a Disney movie?
Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Okay? Should you throw you off? Enough there?
Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
Brook?
Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Do you know what's happening?
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You haven't heard of Yeller reference?
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Don't you make fun of her? She'll take you out
back and you know what, man.
Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
Give it the Old Yeller special. Okay, it's your turn.
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
You ready?
Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Lady Gaga celebrates a birthday today. Is she in her
thirties or forties?
Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Forties?
Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
The most used letter in the English language is what
vowel e. Montezuma was the emperor of which ancient society.
As text, Prince Eric is the love interest of which
Disney princess.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Little Mermaid in mean ariel if you need me to
say that.
Speaker 8 (01:03:27):
In the game Rock, Paper Scissors, what beats scissors rock?
A giraffe's tongue can grow up to how many feet long?
Five ten or twenty feet ten?
Speaker 12 (01:03:39):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Long?
Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I could if it was ten feet long. I
don't know how long it actually is. I could lay
out on it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Let's go to the scoreboard to see what he did
with Jose.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Then I take my naughty fat and I go Miss
Chris Parley so much.
Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
You got too correct today, Uga, Brook, you got four vita.
Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
I'm sorry the third time was not your charm today.
But let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
Lady Gaga celebrates a birthday today. She's in her thirties, guys.
Speaker 12 (01:04:16):
But she doesn't look it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I feel so excuse me.
Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
If Lady Gaga listens to this, you look awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Well, she does look.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Great, and I can't tell the difference between thirty five
and fifty in that audience.
Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
The most used letter in the English language is the
vowel E. Montezuma was an emperor of the Aztec civilization.
Prince Eric is a love interest of Ariel from the
Little Mermaid. In the game Rock Paper Scissors, Rock Beats scissors.
A giraffe's tongue that can grow up to twenty feet long. Wow, No,
it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 11 (01:04:47):
Vita.
Speaker 16 (01:04:48):
Well, that's for sure.
Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
The good news is just for playing you do win
a pair of tickets to see Potted Potter at the
More Theater. The Unauthorized Harry Experience condenses all seven Harry
Potter books and do a hilarious show that'll make.
Speaker 9 (01:04:59):
You roar with laughter.
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yes, okay, okay, Well, hey, just so our producer knows,
next time you're on the show, what are you hoping
to get? What categories could you aceh food?
Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
We're talking health food, fast food, any type of food.
Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
We're talking about cooking, measurements, that type of thing.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Okay, I'm just talking about the edible stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
We're gonna do windbros Bock same time on Monday
Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
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