FULL SHOW: Jeff's Spirit Airlines Parody, Reverse the Verse Game + Super Silent Date

FULL SHOW: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome to
the full show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Fridays are always the favorite because of Jeffrey's parody song
Yes Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
And his tiktoks go viral all the time.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Of course, you can follow us at Brook and Jeffrey
and see our faces there where you can then comment
on your disappointment after you see yeah, and there's a
ninety nine percent chance he's in a costume sometimes that's
a good point.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
That's a good point. All right, Hey, thanks for being here.
We've got the parody song coming up with all the
other nonsense. It's starting right now.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It has been a rough couple of days here at
the studio. And I'm not just talking about Brooks outfit choices.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm sorry, but I look cute today. Sure, you just
can't see because it's dark in here.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning because a giant storm
completely knocked out power to our station and most of
the surrounding area. Yeah, and right before the outage, our
head engineers suddenly quote retired, yeah, leaving us.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Literally in the dark.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Controversy here on that too, only focused on one thing.
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
In difficult times people like to say family first, but
I disagree. I say audio first.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Audio for the legendary radio bit where we play a
random SoundBite with zero explanation given beforehand.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
How did this not get vaulted with headlines.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Only it's still going strong?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
And then after it's done playing, we'll finally set it
up and explain this.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It doesn't make enjoying the audio happen.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Are you kidding? This is what the world needs right now. Brook.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Your family only lives one measly lifetime, but audio clips
survive online forever. That is, as long as the power
doesn't go out and we can't reach the audience.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I mean, luckily.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I just heard the engineer say that we have a
half tank of diesel left on this generator, so you
better play that audio quick.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Let's use it while we can. With that in mind,
let's play some audio.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
First, then, Cliant, No, that.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is that a pig getting arrested, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's exactly what it is. Explanation, But if you couldn't tell,
a loose pig was running rampant through Tacoma, Washington and
had to be chased down by local police. And as
you heard, cops really struggled to lock down that slippery
little pork.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Jeff, the stereotype of a police officer arresting a pig.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
You know, it's just what we needed.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
The heat may be out in the building, but now
there's a fire burning in all of our hearts, and
it's all thanks to.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
Audio.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We play the open twice.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We used half of our diesel fuel just playing those
clips all before we're run out. Let's get to the
shot collar question of the day and send it over
to Digital Jake to lift our spirits even higher.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm sure.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Well, we're closing it on Thanksgiving, all right, right, and
I know a lot of people are gonna spend it
traveling or visiting family or buying cheap air fryers on
Black Friday. Yeah, but one of America's biggest Turkey Day
traditions is flipping on the TV to watch the Lions
and the Cowboys play some good old fashioned football.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (03:46):
In fact, those two teams have played on every Thanksgiving
going back to Brook's birth year in nineteen thirty four.
So to honor that great holiday tradition, we're gonna play
a specials.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Cowboys and Bears.

Speaker 9 (04:02):
Oh my edition of plenty of twenty.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Interesting This is just the scores of the last one
hundred years of games.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
Sway lamer. This isn't football trivia. I have a list
of twenty questions about either Lions or Cowboys. Yes, you
just have to pick a number and answer correctly to
stay in the game.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
This is fun.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
We'll start with the woman who has ridden and puked
on seven different mechanical bulls. That's Alexis.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Keep going ten Alexis.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
From nineteen ninety to two thousand and three to very
famous German American magicians performed together in Las Vegas. They
were best known for their work with white lions.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Please name the did you guys talk about these people?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
What are theirs?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
My grandfather got the Lifetime Magicians Award from h them.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You are asking for the names of the lions the people?
Oh well, now this is hard.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
Oh, you guys have talked about them, but I don't
know their names.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Uh, Mario and Luigi.

Speaker 9 (05:10):
Mario and Luigi incorrect. I was looking for Sigfried and Roy.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, and Jeff.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
I would have given a point if someone said Manticore
the name of the lion Roy that you knew Mantor.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
He's got a special place.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
That is brutal Alexis is out of Brook. How about
a number one through twenty?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Let's go seven Brook. In the eighteen.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
Hundreds, American cowboys love their coffee so much. They brew
it so strong. It would also have another use for
part of their wardrobe. Please tell me what else would
they use their coffee for other than drinking question?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Jake, I think I know, thanks Ose.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, they use it for their wardrobe, so it could
be washing see or I was thinking as like a
body of exfoliator. I've bought some coffee, some coffee ground,
I mean a cowboy.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
Enough about your body.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Routine.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
You die your struck shirt with a for Halloween this year.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I did diet with coffee, okay. But they dyed their
clothes with it.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
Yeah, dyed their clothes with coffee, that is.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Correct.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
It was used as boot polish their boots with it.
It was also called six shooter coffee because.

Speaker 11 (06:18):
It packed a punch.

Speaker 9 (06:19):
I want to try it, notoriously strong coffee back in
the day. We're over two. Let's go to Jose. Let's
get a win here, all right? Four Number four in
the Lion King, Adult, Simba's hair was specifically animated to
resemble a famous musician and lean singer of a popular
rock band in the early nineties. What musician was it?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
He does kind of have like flowy locks to.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Have the Lion King animated after you?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I mean you could see a musician running his
hands through that.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
May I get fabio vibes from a lion's.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
Lead singers of a rock.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Band of a rock band. The first one that comes
to mind is like Axel Row.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I like that hairband. That's a famous hair band.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Maybe I'm gonna go with that.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
I'm gonna say Axl Rose.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Jose said Axel Rose, the lead of Guns N' Roses.
That is incorrect. Simba's hair was animated to look like
John bon Jovie, Bobby Brown's father in law.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Similar hair though between those two men.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
That's Millie Bobby Brown's father in law.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Ye never knew. Yeah, she just married his Son's.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Over to you. If you get this wrong, I get
to choose who gets shocked. So how about a number?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
You could give me? Number one?

Speaker 12 (07:36):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Come on, Jeff, Jeff.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
You may not know this, but cowboys had one item
that was functional to their job but also considered a
huge fashion statement. The fancier at the blank, the more
swagger the cowboy had. What item and am I talking about?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I think, I know, yeah, well it's just where my
eye immediately goes down below the waist. So I'm thinking
they want to walk into a saloon with a big
shiny bride belt buckle.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Really, I would have done spurs.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Spurs.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, the spurs on the back of your boots that
you use to kick the horse.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You do, therefore really boots with the spurs.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
I will end this game right away. Someone's mouth shop
like that. Jeffrey said, a big old belt buckle.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
I was looking for the original cowboy crocs, spurs, and Jeffrey,
you got that wrong. That means I'm the winner of
plenty of twenty and you know what for her weird
comment about spurs. I'm gonna make Brooks sing today. And Brooks,
someone texted and wanted you to sing. Can you feel
the love tonight from the Lion King?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Can you feel the love to.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Pre pubescent Simba? That one? Well done?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
That was your shot collar question of the day, got
your phone tab coming up right after this?

Speaker 13 (09:05):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
If you missed the start of the show. It's been
a few days and the power is still out in
the building. Yeah, that's how important our show is. You know, Hey,
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Luckily have power in this studio. That's it.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Barely.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
We're running on a diesel generator that has hardly any
fuel left in it, just limping along towards the weekend. Yes,
we are trying to prolete this environment.

Speaker 13 (09:33):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
But you know, this whole situation has given me some perspective,
has it. My biggest regret now for twenty twenty four
is not looting the breakroom fridge when I had the chance,
back when this storm first hit.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, when the food was still good. Yes, the spoiled exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
You know how much food is in there now that
nobody can eat.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
For our listeners that don't know, it's like a grab
and ghost store.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Like you have fridges full of items. You grab one,
pay and leave like a little market.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, but there's signs on all of the fridges now
that say, like in big letters, do not eat.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Food has not been refrigerated for days.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
That was ironic because the egg salad sandwich is already expired.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Alexis and I have moved into the dry goods section.

Speaker 13 (10:21):
You know a minute, you get lunch here.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes, there is the silver lining to all of this
in that the security cameras in the break room are down.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
So good nights. I was able to steal all of
the dry food in the break law and Producer Boy's
supposed to bring it in passing lunch for everybody. Lunch
is on me today, Gang.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
If you want apricot cliff bars, have twelve of them.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But this is the first time you've ever bought us luncheon.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
You're not even pain Are welcome broader and there's more
where that came.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You have spent thousands of dollars on your lunch.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
You're a chump for doing it. Wait until we had
a power outage. Hi fruit TOAs corn syrup is gonna
get us all jacked up for a brand new edition
of Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment
that's countering the Impossible Burger by creating the Impossible Veggie Burger.

(11:29):
It's a veggie patty made from one hundred percent meat products. Wow,
this cow beef really does taste like cucumber. Confuse and
upset all your vegan friends with laser stories. The segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

(11:51):
those other burger Lyrikers just don't. This first laser story
is out of California, all right. Thirty seven year old
Peter Sanggora walked in the San Bernardino Regional Hospital around
nine pm the other night. He told nurses that his
heart was racing and he was having a bad reaction
to some drugs.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
That he took.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's good to be honest with your doctor.

Speaker 13 (12:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Nurses instructed him to wait his turn out in the lobby,
and that's when Peter went to use the restroom and
never came out.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Where'd Peter go?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
And when I say he never came out, it wasn't
that he locked himself inside. When orderly's entered, he wasn't
there anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
What huh.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Turns out Peter.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
While very high on drugs, thought it was a good
idea to break through the ceiling tiles in the bathroom
and lift himself on up into the vents.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I mean, that's one way to find an open room.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Are you sure there's a doctor up here.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
He crawled around for about ten minutes until a staff
member heard a faint echoing voice saying help, Help, Help.
Police were called after no one could figure out where
the voice was coming from. That's when they were able
to use a pole camera to find Peter wedged underneath
a steel beam on top of an HVAC unit in
complete darkness, and.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Nobody got tempted.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
The drugs can't be that good, Jeff to think that
this is a fun time.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I think it's impressive that he made it that far.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
It took San Bernardino firefighters over an hour to get
him out. The incident caused over five thousand dollars in
damages to the hospital ceiling and electrical but Peter said
he felt much better afterwards and stopped seeing things.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
He was then prompably arrested and taken to jail.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I was gonna say, did he see handcuffs?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
He did, Like he did.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
This next lazer story is out of the Canvas Collectives.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
We talked about this a while ago.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
A banana duct taped to a museum wall sold for
one hundred and twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, yeah, at.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Like super cool art faying in Miami, like the Miami
Basil Show or whatever it.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Is, described it perfectly.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, well, very arty.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, the artist behind that creation is back again with
another duct tape banana.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
He didn't even get creative.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
And picked it.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Is the exact same concept, but this one is titled comedian.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Uhau, he's funny, super different.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, I can't stop Southeby's New York just auctioned off
the second banana and it went for and he.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Guesses, uh less, Well the first one headline?

Speaker 9 (14:29):
So is it more famous?

Speaker 13 (14:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Is it more?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I would say it's more famous. It's two hundred and
fifty thousand up from there.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh, the winning bid was five point two million dollars.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
The second banana duct tape to the wall. It's not
even the original jet.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
It's better than the original, It's true.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
The successful bidder was a crypto bro named Justin's son,
and he'll end up paying six point two million with
the buyer's premium.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Wow, look at what he'll get for it.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
The banana that was purchased the morning of the auction
at a Manhattan fruit stand for just thirty five cents.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wow money.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
A roll of duct tape this is not original duct
tape from the first art piece, which is probably worth
about three dollars, and a certificate of authenticity.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's important.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
That includes instructions for how to properly display the art.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
You don't know what faull banana is lying around.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, and you don't want it displayed at the wrong angle.
You gotta have it just right.

Speaker 14 (15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Wait, you have to put it up yourself. Yeah, come
for that much money and put it up for you.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
It's like Ikea, build it yourself. The new owner, Justin, said,
this is not just an art work. It represents a
cultural phenomenon that bridges the worlds of art, memes, and
the cryptocurrency community.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh okay, that's deep crypto talk. I'm curious what happens
when the banana decomposes.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
All well, I don't know if we're gonna get there,
because as for the banana, Justin says he plans to
eat it in order to honor quote its place in
both art history and pop culture.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Love it when rich people do good things with their money.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
So touchy bringing the meme and crypto worlds together, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
We're all just jealous of this guy.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Honestly, this next Lazer story is out of the patty portal,
huge news, out of the burger world.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh that type of patty and not.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Just the fake veggie patty that I was talking about
at the start of this segment. McDonald's is giving fans
the ultimate micrib experience by bottling it's legendary sauce for
the first time ever in half gallon jugs.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
You to buy that much of it, It's like, why
do I need to.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Commit that hard? Why wouldn't you want to?

Speaker 10 (16:52):
Yea?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh it even says on the huge container, a whole
lot of.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's what they're calling it, a whole lot of micrib sauce.
This limited edition drop lets you slather the tangy sweet
flavor on literally anything from your holiday spread to your
midnight snack, or even gift it to the biggest micrib
fanatic in your life.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
It looks like you could just drink it out of
the container if you wanted. That's intensive why I've never
had it? Is it that good?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Absolutely good? It Bring it into your bedroom and enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's better than the meat.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
If people go there for that.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm sure it's just brown colored corn. Syrup. Right, that's
what it is.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
God, you make me drools good.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Available for nineteen ninety nine exclusively online at Whole Lot
of Mcribsauce dot com.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Blabby bought the url it jug.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Drops November twenty fifth, Wall supplies last. If you can't
snag one, no worries. The McRib sandwich itself is returning
to participating locations December third, So buy up a bunch,
scrape the sauce off, and make your own giant tub.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
A Whole Lot of McRib sauce.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Also in Hot Burger News, we officially know where the
most romantic men in the country live, and it's the
state of Alabama.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Did not think that was going to be the one
that came out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
A new survey just came out that asked over three
thousand men what restaurant is the best for a first date,
and well over half of them responded by saying a
fast food drive through.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's sexy in Alabama.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
The researchers followed up by asking exactly which restaurants, and
McDonald's was the clear winner. Pizza Hut took second place,
and Taco Bell came in third for preferred date night choice.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
No, that's not it.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
So how do the women feel about this? Forty women
in Alabama said this is great as long as they
make it fun. Yeah, and that's not all. Fifty six
percent of Alabamian surveyed said they would be happy to
split the bill at a fast food restaurant with their date.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
We need more second date requests out of Alabama.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
That to it, She owes me thirty two.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
There you go, Alexis better change your hinge location does
good old Alabama.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Every guy's doing not right now.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Speaking of cheap dates, this guy is not one of them.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
He was actually spotted at Nobu with Krogu.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
The other night.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yoda, two little green guys need to wing name for
each other.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Check his age.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Laser stories has come to an end for the day.
We'll do it again, same time on.

Speaker 13 (19:41):
Monday, breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
If you have any respect for the people who work
on this show, get ready to toss that out the windows.
Sold open the window first, because even our parents are
going to be ashamed once they hear the game we're
about to play.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Maybe I'm good, I'll see this one. It's a little
bit different.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
There is a twist to it because we're gonna play
some of the most popular songs of the last twenty years. Yeah, backwards. Oh,
we're calling it reverse the Verse. Will you be able
to beat us at home?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah? Probably you will. It's not impressive, though, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I feel pretty confident.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
What is impressive is if you make it through the
entire next segment without switching to another station.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
Dare you to do it?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Reverse the Verse coming up right after this.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
It was one of the most downloaded segments we had
all year on our podcast, which you can find at
Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your podcasts, or on
audio cassette recorded by my mom.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
But she passes about she does, and.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Due to its wild success, we're bringing it back. Who's
Gonna be crown new winner?

Speaker 9 (21:02):
The game where we.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Take popular songs from music history and play them backwards.
Then you just need to name the correct title and
artist who sings it.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I'm taking jeff It's as easy as a reverse triggin.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, Brook, we're doing this on camera. Remember no stealing
answers from each other in this. Okay, it's just one
and done. Let's get into it. Alexis, you're starting us
off name this song and artist?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
You hear two people? That's all you get? What is it, Alexis?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I don't know an old song? No Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's not that old.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's from It's Shallow from Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
And the Star is Born.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Maybe I can hear it now, man, I am ready.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Zero points for Alexis. So far, we're on to you.
Please reverse the verse?

Speaker 15 (22:10):
You get God, you're joking, it's yeah, I got you.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I should have taken a beat.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Let's move on, Jose, you got this? Reverse the verse?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Only come one?

Speaker 11 (22:37):
One?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, Marca? Right now? Who's the artist? By my uncles?

Speaker 10 (22:44):
I think.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
You get a half a point for that. That's by
Los del Rio. Okay, his uncles for giving us a
We're on around where Jose has storn.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Into the lead. One zero zero Alexis. Reverse the verse, not.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Get the thing?

Speaker 10 (23:14):
Is it wild thoughts?

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I've never even heard of that song.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
It's called work by Rihanna.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
You're the that's what.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Was in there?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Still shockingly zero points for Alexis. Let's move on to Brook.
What is this song? And artists?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
One a little bit? Give me an extra second. Okay,
it's all you get. Tell you again, what is that
you know?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Is it post Malone? Is it outcuts?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Stop guessing? Let's Robin blurred line.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I got made the beats I've never gotten lie.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Still Zeros for the ladies can take a two point lead.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
If you name this song and artist sniff for it.

Speaker 10 (24:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Give it to Brook.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
You don't get down.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
It's for real happy.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I thought he was done.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
With the question no idea.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I swear to Brook, listen to the rules and stop
trying to help everybody.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
You're only hurting yourself in this game. Jose has now
jumped out to your tune nothing Nothing lead.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
As we move on to round three, This song and artist.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
You shouldn't need any more.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
That don't really me? Just twenty by b Marsh.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Which one is it that would be uptown funk by.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
The artist?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah, bringing shame to everyone in your age demo.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
But let's go on.

Speaker 13 (25:20):
So good.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Let's continue to shame your age demo by wrongly every day.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
This song and artist's.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Justin Bieber's Justin Bieber, and it is I'm Justin Bieber's song?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
What is that song title? Justin Bieber with the song
about how beautiful you are.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
It's like where it's what do you mean by justin Bieber?
Good work shaming your generation, though by not knowing it,
Hose were continuing on to you.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Can you please reverse this verse? Just classic.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I know that one.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
I thought I heard it, and then I think I
heard Kesha.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Somehow, I'm not going to say any time, I'm going
to go with Kesha.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
It was not Kesha. It was black Eyed Peas. I
got a feeling, let's do it. Let's do all right,
well to the fourth and final No.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
That's it. That's whole time episode all right. Even though
Jose got it wrong, it doesn't matter. You the winner.
Reverse the verse.

Speaker 15 (26:43):
I want to already negative points for Brooks starting the
next rematch game.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's sad ass. That was Cork and Jeffries reverse the verse.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Tune in next week when we re reverse the verse
is well, that means we just.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Play the song and they say, you never know how
We're gonna play it your phone.

Speaker 13 (27:06):
Jap's coming up right after this, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
You know, out of all the people on this show,
you know who's the best at delivering good news is
Jose Bolanosay.

Speaker 11 (27:19):
I would love it.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I was quiet because I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
It was me.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's good news, gets genuinely excited about it. He's boisterous,
he's fun. He actually enjoys the good news more than
the person receiving the news.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Yeah, I'm excited to tell people's stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You are the world's best hype man.

Speaker 13 (27:38):
Yeah, truly.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
The other day someone emailed the show saying, my sister's
had cable for a really, really long time, and we thought,
why not give her a call to wish her a
happy Cable anniversary. And Jose's not coming and empty handed either.
He's bringing along a special gift just for her. In
your phone tap right now.

Speaker 13 (27:58):
It's another.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
On the twenties. Hello, Hey is this Laura?

Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yeah, who's speaking?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
My name is John. I'm with Cable and I just
want to say happy hen universarye ah, happy never saree Okay, Yeah,
you've been.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
With us for five years now. Isn't that crazy? That's nuts?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (28:27):
Yeah, I didn't even realize insane.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
So yeah, we just wanted to thank you, give you
a little surprise to Suprisio.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
If it was a wine, it'd be Suprizio Grisio.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
It's not a wine.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
We're not giving you wine though.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
All right, it's so fun, okay, but thank you. I
do have a surprise. Are you ready? Drum roll please
drum rolly. In the last five years.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
You have spent twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven
dollars and ninety two cents watching Team with Us.

Speaker 14 (29:01):
Yay, I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, that's a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Twelve and sixty seven dollars and don't forget the nine
to two centros.

Speaker 14 (29:13):
That's what I've spent in five years.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah. Just think of what else you could have spent
that on.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
I mean that's not even including your WiFi. That's just cable. Wowy,
chain makes me feel good here.

Speaker 14 (29:27):
That much money watching TV?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Oh no, I'm totally kidding. I mean other than the
number that is real. No, listen, because you have Basic
cable for your anniversary, we're giving you a chance to
pick any other channel you want that's not in your
normal package. Okay, okay, so do it, Boom, give me
a channel right now.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Shout it out, hbo Oh sorry.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Gosh, I was We can't do that one. They already
have way too many subscribers.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Okay, pick another one. This is fun, though, right, tack
another one?

Speaker 11 (29:58):
Okay, Actually, I don't have time anyway. Can we show?

Speaker 10 (30:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Shoot, that one's way too popular.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Okay, keep it going. Pick another one, Come on, silly.

Speaker 14 (30:09):
What's some of the house Hunters is on?

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Ooh?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
And I was hoping you wouldn't say that one because
guess what, we can't do that one.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
We can't do that one.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
You took the words out of my mouth. You're good
at this, Laura? How about this? Here are your choices?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (30:23):
What do you mean choices?

Speaker 14 (30:24):
You already pick a channel?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
You know?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
It's it's like the airlines. There's like specific blackout dates
that just aren't available. But I have some great options
for you though, Like like the violin channel.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
We can do that.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Huh.

Speaker 11 (30:38):
But I've never heard of a violin channel. It's literally
just called the violin channel.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
All the more reason to listen to the beautiful sounds
of a.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Violin, My dear, not interested?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
What about the Rat Network? All about Rats, which is
really cool. When Rat Week comes on, it's their biggest week.

Speaker 11 (30:58):
No, absolutely, that's fair.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Rats aren't for everyone? Speaking of sewers, what about Plumber TV?

Speaker 13 (31:05):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (31:05):
Are you kidding all about plumbing.

Speaker 14 (31:07):
I never heard of any of these.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
You could learn from this channel.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Last year alone, they broadcast seven thousand toilets getting snaked.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
That was a new record for them.

Speaker 14 (31:16):
No, I don't want to watch toilets getting snakes?

Speaker 15 (31:19):
Can I just have like I don't know?

Speaker 14 (31:21):
Can I get MTV?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (31:24):
God?

Speaker 10 (31:24):
EMPTV?

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Are you?

Speaker 11 (31:27):
And it hurts?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
It's someone available and herds? Poor howie?

Speaker 13 (31:32):
You know what?

Speaker 15 (31:32):
Just forget it.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
Okay, this is not this is not fun for me
trying to guess what channels might be available on the channel,
the channel, whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Just forget it.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Look how about I throw in the best channel of
all and it's free and it's not even on TV.
It's a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
completely free. Wait, what, happy anniversary from your sister Amy,
cause she set you up for this phone tap and
you are gonna be on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 14 (32:08):
Oh my god, that makes so much sense. How did
I think about it?

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Amy said, she's been giving you a hard time because
you're the only person that still has cable that she knows.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
That's the great That makes so much sense because last
time we were together.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Yeah that everyone wants you to cut the cord. We
want you to add a bunch more chords, the rat chord.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
Come on, rat TV, Rat me and you just.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Sitting on the couch with a bunch of tiny cut
up cheeses.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Huh oh, no.

Speaker 13 (32:37):
Wake up. Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I know we're not supposed to have favorite listeners, like
if you ever ask, we love all of our listeners equally,
that's right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
But uh, no joke. The woman on the phone right
now might be our new number one.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
She's so good, so wholesome.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
After just a couple minutes of talking to her and
hearing her story, every single person in the studio was
pulling for her yeah, and wanting to actually be her
friend in real life. So I guarantee you're going to
be falling in love with her too once you hear
it in your brand new second Date.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Update coming up the next Second Date Update date.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
You know, the saying opposites attract. I don't know if
that's really true, at least not in today's call.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Okay, I mean it typically is, But why do you say.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
That because the woman on the phone said that her
and her date both have blonde hair, they both enjoy
chocolate pudding, and they both have the same mother.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
How crazy is that? I mean, Okay, I don't know
about the last one.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Remember, I may have I may have slept that in
that but it would be an interesting twist if that
turned out to be the case.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
That's not the word. Yeah, that's not the word I'd use.
It's illegal.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
We draw the line at cousin stuff on this show.
But please welcome Justine to the program. Hey Justine, hell and.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
You do realize the same mother makes you siblings, even
not cousins.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Only by blood brook So, Justine, you send in your
email that you bonded with this guy because you had
a lot of similarities.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
What similarities did you notice?

Speaker 11 (34:20):
Well, we're both really quiet, talk softer.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
During this awkward on a first date.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
But no, no, it always reminds me of the movie
quote we could talk or not talk for hours show.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
What's his name?

Speaker 11 (34:35):
By the way, his name Ken?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, how did you meet him?

Speaker 11 (34:39):
We met at the bank.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
At the bank. Why do you have to go into
a bank?

Speaker 11 (34:47):
Who does that anymore?

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I think it's interesting that two quiet people would meet
in person like who too.

Speaker 11 (34:55):
Well, actually, we were both filling out paperwork side by side,
and I asked him to borrow his pen. But I
didn't even like say words. I just was like, you
know how you.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Do, like just hold your hand out like you pointed
with a nice smile.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
Yeah, exactly, And that's kind of how it got started.
It was pretty sweet.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
She points, and he's like, do you want to go
out with you?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I think he also did a head nod. And have
you talked at all? Ye heard this man's voice.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
All right, that's kind of cute. You're both cute, though
the vibe it was purely vibe.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
So what did you guys do when you went out?

Speaker 11 (35:36):
Well, at first, he suggested, because we were both so quiet,
he said we should do this like dating in the
dark thing. And I pointed out that's when you don't
see the person, not when you don't speak to them.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
The dinner where you go dining in the dark and
you do the dark dinners.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah exactly, Is that what you did?

Speaker 11 (36:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
No, they're still here.

Speaker 13 (36:07):
You like them.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
It would be both of your happy place.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
But what.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Did you end up doing?

Speaker 11 (36:15):
We wound up going to this little Mediterranean place, and
like we were texting before we went, and we agreed
to each bring notebooks. So we just wrote each other
notes at dinner. Very fun for.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
You, This is cute.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I'm not everyone torture for me, but this is adorable?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Was it the whole time you wrote notes?

Speaker 11 (36:38):
I mean, we talked to the waiter, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Okay, order, but for the rest of the time you
two tried to stay quiet and just enjoy and soak
up each other's silence.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Well, no, they shared information still, but yeah, but quiet
quietly in their way.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
I bet there's a lot of smiles every time the
note got passed back.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah, them sounds hot.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
Well, like we wound up laughing the whole time, Like
we really enjoyed each other's company, which is kind of awesome.
But there was a mistake. The waiter brought out only
one meal at first, and it was what I had
ordered it, but they put it down in front of
Ken and so he started eating and I was like,

(37:23):
I wrote him a note, and I said, no, that's mine,
and here are back mine?

Speaker 13 (37:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh no, I'm not even say not anymore?

Speaker 11 (37:32):
Right, So it made us laugh. We both laughed a lot.
It was really fun.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Did you get food? I worried?

Speaker 11 (37:38):
Thanks for worrying. Yeah, okay, he gave me back my
dinner and then his showed up.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Like a challenge to not talk? That what almost sounds
like to break it first.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Sounds like a challenge to them would be to talk.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, like for certain people, like talking is a big struggle,
but like, this is the perfect date for two people
that are kind of shy and introverted.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
You guys shared the last kiss by just drawing lips
on two pieces of paper and putting them together.

Speaker 11 (38:03):
That's funny, but no.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So tell us after the quiet dinner, how did the
date end?

Speaker 11 (38:10):
It didn't And the dinner which was kind of nice,
Oh really got ice cream and we were people watching
and I pulled out my notebook and said we should
do this again sometime and he wrote yes. But that
was like more than two weeks ago. Well that's not true.
It's almost two weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
I guess almost two weeks Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I feel like this guy is going to be a
slow mover just from the vibe he's given thing.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
No, no, it's just who he is in the mail. Yeah,
It's like, I don't think I would be worried that
he hadn't contacted you in two weeks.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
You guys literally do sound like an old married couple
with Like you guys go to the bank. You guys
write each other notes, enjoy each other's silence, and sit
on a park bench eating ice cream together.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Sounds like you guys just text, though obviously you're not
on the phone a lot.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
I mean, I him a text.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, that must have been a struggle for you, though,
just to get one.

Speaker 9 (39:07):
You guys are.

Speaker 11 (39:08):
Making me bless. I can't believe how hard my cheeks
are burning.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I'm going to say real quick, I am really impressed
that you're doing this because you are really putting yourself
in a place that isn't a comfortable zone for you.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
That's cool, and that's actually the deal is like, I
feel like I need your help because it's so awkward
to call him. Yeah, and you guys are so good
at the talking.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I don't know if we're good at talking, but we
can do a.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Lot of things, so.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
It's not an awkward Tuesday. Yeah exactly. So we're going to
come back.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
We're going to call quiet Ken for you and see
if we can silently get him to.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Agree to another day. We're gonna do it right after
this hold on Thanks. Second date update.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
We probably just met one of the sweetest people that
we've ever had on this show before.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
We're going to ruin her, I hope not else.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Her name is Justine.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
She is quiet, she's kind sounding, she's got a very
genuine laugh. It made us all feel good about ourselves
no matter what we said. I mean, honestly, it's so
rare if we get this guy Ken on the phone
and he says something rude or disrespectful about her. I'm
just letting you I am treating her like a little

(40:25):
sister to our show, and I'm going to be standing
up for her hardcore.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Are you fighting them?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I don't know if she wants to be a little sister, but.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
No, I'm just saying I'm in her corner.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay, Okay, got it?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
And I mean it already sounds like her heart is breaking,
because who goes on a silent date and has a
great time. Justine and this guy apparently the only communication
that was had the entire time was via handwritten note,
So we need to figure out how to get him
on the line and figure out why he is not
jumping to get on another date.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
With her, honestly, Like he can't have a multitude of
options here.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
This is a guy who barely talks.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Okay, this is your future husband that you're talking.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I know in the mean way.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I'm just saying he's not out there being a player,
you know, like he's got out running game because he
can't pass notes to just any hot lady that walks by.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
It's not like he's just just Justine.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Do you want to defend your man?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
No, that she knows what I mean, right.

Speaker 9 (41:21):
Though?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Okay, how did you.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Just walk into a library and rise up everyone in silence?

Speaker 4 (41:27):
It's possible, very I mean, he could be like a silent.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Exists a book mark, so many hot singles at the library?
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (41:38):
Can I tell you guys, I'm a librarian.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
You are?

Speaker 14 (41:41):
You are?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
That is the cutest justice. Do you want to take
back your library comment? No, I love the library.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Him exactly, the only one in this room that goes
actually all the time.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
All right, just stay quiet, Justine. I know you're not
gonna have any trouble with that. But we're gonna call
him and talk to you.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I'm worried, She tries to pipe in, We're not going
to hear We'll we'll make it obvious.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Okay, thank you, all right, hold on, here we go.

Speaker 13 (42:17):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Hey is this Ken?

Speaker 12 (42:22):
Uh? Yeah? Speaking?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Hey Ken?

Speaker 12 (42:27):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
You're probably hearing a lot of voices right now, and
that's because you're on the radio with Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 11 (42:37):
Okay, welcome to our show.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hey, Ken, We're excited.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
To talk to you.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
Why what what? Sorry?

Speaker 11 (42:47):
What? Who?

Speaker 12 (42:48):
You call him?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah? We don't want to overwhelm you, but we're doing
a segment here. It's called second Date Update, and one
of our listeners asked us to reach out to you
because you went on an awesome date with her the
other day.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Well she thought it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, we all thought it was awesome too because we
heard a little bit about it. We're talking about Justine.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, yeah, I think you guys went out almost two
weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
That is correct, Okay, okay, I mean she told us
about the day that you two hung out, and it
sounded pretty unique, at least for us. We do a
lot of these calls. We haven't heard a lot of
dates where two people go out and stay quiet and
actually enjoy it.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
I I'm so sorry just one second.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Maybees at work or something.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
He's nervous. He's throwing up right now. There's a lot
of talking library.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
Walk.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
They're shushing him.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Maybe yeh, scene is the librarian remember?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Okay? Hey Ken?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Sorry, So look, it sounds like you're busy right now.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, we don't want to like take up too much
of your time. But bottom line is, Justine says she
had a great time the question. She's not getting any
signals back that you wanted to hang out again, and
she's kind of disappointed by that.

Speaker 12 (44:06):
I am, I kind of don't want to hang out again.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
What, oh buddy? Why?

Speaker 12 (44:16):
I mean you were passing notes right, we were talking
about ourselves and I started running out of things to say.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh, I mean it would be a lot to write. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Yeah, and it is hard when there's a lull in
conversation to force a question.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
The first couple are okay, but by the third or
fourth you're like.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
So you shouldn't feel bad. That happens on all first dates.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I feel like, really, Brook, people write on all of
their dates.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
No, you know, he's not out of moment. Yeah, we're like,
I don't know what to share, right, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:49):
I get that. You guys don't understand. I literally told
everything about myself.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Oh you ran out of things to like reveal about
on the on the first day.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
That should be impossible.

Speaker 12 (45:01):
Bro books, movies, interests, foods.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
But there's more to people than what you lie.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
And I mean, I don't think you're giving yourself credit.

Speaker 12 (45:15):
I think you're giving me too much.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
I've got to be a middle ground here. You might surprise.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I can understand you feel a little bit nervous and intimidated,
But what are you worried about?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Like, what's the harm in seeing her again?

Speaker 12 (45:28):
I am I'm worried she's gonna find out I'm not
just quiet like she is. I'm boring, boring.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
That just broke my little heart. You're not boring. You
have a like awesome woman. And when you do another date,
that's what you talk about.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
The whole date is the activity, like a new topic,
you know, just what happened in the last Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
You are.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I'm just always going to replay xactly.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
You are just the calm in a world full of chaos.
We need people like you. You balance out all us idiots.
And it doesn't matter if you think that you're boring
or you're not enough. Somebody that believes that your plenty
is Justine, and don't just trust me. She's on the
other line right now waiting to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
This is pretty bold, Justine, are you there?

Speaker 12 (46:20):
I'm here, you guys shouting right now.

Speaker 11 (46:25):
She's been listening.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I think he's about to have a heart attack.

Speaker 12 (46:33):
Justine, I am so sorry.

Speaker 11 (46:34):
I can't be because it was my idea. I was
too nervous to call you, and I called somebody who could,
and these sweet people have I didn't we didn't mean
to scare you.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Sweet.

Speaker 11 (46:56):
It feels like maybe it backfired.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
No, no, not at all. I'm really glad to move
from you again.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
I feel like if we wouldn't have gotten involved, they
would have never talked to each other.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Right, make about us credit.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
We are amazing.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Contacted us.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Look, I understand that you're really nervous ken about talking
to her and coming across a certain way. I think
the pressure of being in a quiet setting is a lot.
I think the next date that you go on like
you're just in the wrong venue, do something that's loud,
go to a sporting event, like go to a comedy
show where there's other stuff to point at and talk
about rather than just sitting quietly together.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
Comedy would be so fun.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
It would be fun. Would that be fun for you?

Speaker 13 (47:49):
Ken?

Speaker 12 (47:50):
That sounds like it would happen.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Okay, she's so funny, soul.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Look, the whole goal of this is to set you
guys up on another date and lock that down, and
we would pay for it. So justine, now that you
know how he feels, you still want to go out
with him again very much?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Okay, Okay, you hear that like, that's got to feel good, right?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Did you hang up?

Speaker 12 (48:19):
Hello, I'm sorry I dropped my phone. Sounds that sounds creep.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
We will send you guys out on another day and
we're gonna pay for it.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
Okay, awesome, Thank you so much. I'm so grateful you guys.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Okay, it just makes me want to go to the
room and shout Ken.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Cat can can.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Okay, see it feels good.

Speaker 12 (48:47):
That's a little terrifying, so we should have whisper it
for out of my bad.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Yeah again, we're just gonna.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Hang up.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Oh man, if we do not get an update from them,
I will die.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I'm just gonna email her every week. She could write it.
We can just read it.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
That's true, you know, definitely one of the sweetest calls
that we've ever had, like sickeningly sweet.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
I should have asked for you usually just there was
something on my mind.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I know we were all thinking it but didn't want
to say it.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
The quiet ones are always what.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
They are, you know that, that's true.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Their bodies say what their mouths.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Can't make this weird.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
It's got to make it weird. It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
They're connecting on levels that we couldn't even imagine.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
We could have nothing wholesome on this ship.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I think it's sweet.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I guess librarians often star in those movies.

Speaker 10 (49:58):
Don't take the paddle out.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
You know what's happening, and we can make it happen
for you too. Whatever you want, email the show. We'll
call that person who's not calling you back.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
There goes our chance for an update anybody's talking about
You can find all of our Hot Sexy Second Date
podcast wherever you get yours that Brook and Jeffery.

Speaker 13 (50:17):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning I'm a little.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Bit jealous, are you, Because when you think about it,
Brooke is good at so many things that I'm just not.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
What are you? Okay, Yes, it's true. It's the nicest
you've said character. I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Like, for example, she's the best at under cooking burgers,
Like if you want one that is super rare, it
doesn't even look like the meats have ever hit a flame.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Then she is your gap for once you were gonna
be not sarcastic.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
It's also what a memory she has.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
If you meet Brooke out in about five separate times,
she'll only forget who.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
You are for that's right, chart, It's amazing.

Speaker 16 (51:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Maybe the one thing that I'm slightly better at her
is singing on key, not.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
By much, not by much, ya, not a whole lot, but.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Dancing Please don't because it's close enough for me to
do my brand new song of the week. Yay, you're
thriving jazz hot enough to cook a raw burger coming up?

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Why cook it? It is time for my song of
the week.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
And when you think about your most favorite travel memory,
what comes to mind, like what jumps into your head?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Brook? Do you have one?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I mean honestly, it's just being in the back of
our van with a bed with my sister, and like
going on road trips, you and your.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Sister in a bed together.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, Like if we were on the bed, we didn't
have to wear seat belts. That was the rule of
our family because they were lying we were lying down,
so that made it safer somehow.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Okay, an em t, I don't know, it's not where
I thought you were going with it. She let the
cops see.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, true, we hit under a blanket once.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Now that's the adventures there you go, Alexis do you one?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
My best friend.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
But on the way there, I was sick, so I
got to saw on the back of the plane with
the flight attendants.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
They gave me so many cookies.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Out of action in the back of vehicles so far,
Jose oh man, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Probably just honestly flying home to see my family.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, I don't care about it.

Speaker 10 (52:29):
A million times.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
It is good to fly home to family.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
But for me and many other Americans out there, the
best memory of travel is riding coach in the last
row next to the bathroom on spirit.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
And unfortunately, that wonderful experience is never gonna happen again,
because if you didn't hear, Spirit just filed for bankruptcy.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Oh wait, I think that the planes are still flying
shockingly Yeah, like, I think that's kind of the scary part.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
It's an amazing that they're in the air at all,
because it's tough news to swallow, considering they were the cheapest,
no frills carrier that every budget traveler used and every
late night talk show host wanted to make fun of.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Oh Man, comedians, man, all of us, I know, me
and Action right now are probably thinking of five different
Spirit airlines jokes times.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I just met me in Vegas and she took Spirit
and it literally she was delayed for twelve hours.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Oh you missed half a day. Wow, that's quick for Spirit.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Actually, that's all time for that.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Similar to bed, bath and beyond.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
It's hard to say goodbye to these great pillars of Americana.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
They just resonated so well with the public.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
But I'm gonna try my best to give a proper
in memoriam.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Oh wow, Jeff, this wants to be hard for you.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Are we gonna have a fee halfway through to hear
the end of it.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
I'm not gonna for you.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I want to give Spirit the sweet farewell they deserve.
And that's why instead of doing post malones running in circles,
it's young Jeffreys flying in shambles.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
So that is quite the old jip for my.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Sweet dear Spirit Airlines. This is for you. It's about
to be a spirit. Here we go. I'll point when
I'm ready. Point attention passengers.

Speaker 14 (54:20):
For Spirit Airlines flight four.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Oh four plane non found spress.

Speaker 13 (54:26):
Good news.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
We successfully dubtaate the wig back onto the flight.

Speaker 13 (54:34):
Reminder we.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Complements for water. Hydration is a luxury, not low right.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
Morning in the next three forty hours.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
When I'm leaving time should it's a gray house like
a penguin night still haven't left the ground on sign speeding.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Trying to say that time feels European. I mean the
Eastern kind.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I had to pay for.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
Their Wi Bi toll.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
It buffers great like Tyson James All and the water
rain for you. Bye by the barle to stop away
your baby train. In fro twenty two, some cats keep
fighting you with hard cakes into your spinal frame twenty

(55:46):
change for.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
A package of bred souls.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Check the tape the Explraine two thousand and eight.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (55:56):
The pilot says they did and locked the plane dough
in Fresno. But how my luggage end up out in Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
I wanna sit next to.

Speaker 8 (56:09):
The window, the window, but then they'll charge you tenfold.
A mouth combe just stuck here in the middo the medio.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
I lost the arm rests. My stupid elbows weak as.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Amos see the planes and they all made it gao
like caution change and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
They said down the sewer.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
Like my name, Dona, Tadllo, London Lace, mort lace.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
What's blowing on you?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Cold?

Speaker 13 (56:43):
Damn?

Speaker 8 (56:44):
My breathing is screwed an they charge of breathing fake
nasking tank.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Keeps the engines of sandbowl.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
I'm sure insane fly and pray the spirit way. I
don't need a TV screen like on Jet Blue. Just
sit and read the in flight menu. And after take off,
people taking off their shoes, the cell of feet spearit
air perfume around the game.

Speaker 16 (57:15):
People standing a jambo on the plane and Greek aarons
will rumble my bus and pain from the thing that
I smugle t.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I say, stay away. I'm roking at buget now. That
we're too fuget. It's still better down the train baggage.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
Plane and they're always in shambles. Toilet flames and pocket
stains on speary planes.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah, I am a little worried that that one lyric
may get you put on a TSA no flyless.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah. The smuggling stuff, yeah, it's totally legal stuff. I
just enjoy smuggling. It's for me.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Text in seven eight five nine two and tell us
what you thought about it. We're going to post the
video with all the lyrics up on our socials at
Brook and Jeffery together.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
They're already bank. You might as well post us on
your Instagram.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
If Frontier is listening, Stay strong, stay.

Speaker 13 (58:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Texas seven eight five nine two says I once hooked
up with a pilot from Spirit Airlines. It was in
a hotel bar. Crazy enough. I had to fly that
airline two years later, and the plane.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Smelled exactly like him.

Speaker 13 (58:38):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Why do I picture like cigarettes? For some reason?

Speaker 13 (58:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
No, yea, even though they're banned on the flight for
some reason, it still smells like that.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Whatever the cheapest liquor is.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, but if you missed it, I sang a song
to honor the wild, wacky experience that is flying Spirit Air.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I didn't know I was going to miss it until
that song, Jeffy.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah, because they just declared bankruptcy and I know those
were some of the best nineteen hour airport delays of.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
My life, all for like a one hour flight.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Seriously, So instead of doing post malones running in circles,
I sang my own version called fly in in shambles Brook.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Are their name texts coming in that you like?

Speaker 13 (59:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
This one says my bachelorette party flew to Nashville on
Spirit Air, but our flight got diverted to Bartlesville, Oklahoma.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Whoa where we.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Got stuck for three days? No way now my wedding's
canceled wedncel But she ends it with thanks Spirit.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Well Brooke, Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Maybe they caught one of your uncle like weird uncle's
magic clown shows while they were there.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Well to say about those, you know, no.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Wonder she enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
But if you missed the song, or if you want
to hear it again, share it with the fellow Spirit mourner.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
It's going to be up on the brooken.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Jeffrey TikTok, YouTube, Facebook, and install all of it at
Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 13 (59:54):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Erica has never beaten you before, Brooks. She's O two
and one all time, Okay, but she's coming back trying
her hand today. And we ask everybody in these days
leading up to Thanksgiving, what's your big Thanksgiving tradition?

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Erica says she grew up with a huge.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Huge family going up to Thanksgiving every year, so she's
going to be following tradition this year by hosting twenty
people at her house next Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Let's just be like a Thursday for your mom, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Erica, what's the plan for that? Are you gonna do
two birds? Or are you gonna do one? How are
you gonna handle that much food?

Speaker 14 (01:00:38):
I think I'm gonna get like a twenty four pound turkey.
They have double ovens because we do a lot of holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah, love and family. Yeah, you know, dude, you just
need to get someone to clean all of that for you.
Like the cookie is a fun part. The cleaning sucks a.

Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
Lot of ta yeah, yeah, well, and we're we normally
do it, you know. Actually on Thanksgiving Day on Thursday,
my husband is a lieutenant with Shoreline Fire Department, and
he has to work on actual Thanksgiving Day this year,
so we're doing it on Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Can I give you a hack? Sorry to interrupt you
burn the turkey? He will have to be called to
your home too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
It is so you're welcome home into a deep friar.
Your husband will been there just as Jiffy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
You have a backup bird anyway, So who cares if
you're ruined?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
One yeam, and your husband gets to spend time with
the family any day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Where will problem solvers here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Now that we've fixed your Thanksgiving plans, let's get to
the game here. You got thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
say pass. But you have to beat Brooke out right
if you want to win.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:01:41):
I hope?

Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Good luck Erica. Your time starts now On this day.
In nineteen sixty three, LBJ was sworn in as President
of the United States. What does the L stand for?

Speaker 13 (01:01:53):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:01:54):
Leonard?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
In which century was the mona Lisa painted.

Speaker 11 (01:01:59):
The well?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Barnie and Betty Rubble are a couple from what cartoon series?
What are the only two states that don't recognize daylight
savings time Arizona and what other Michael Jordan played basketball
for the Chicago Bulls and baseball for what Chicago team
White Sox. Oh well, don Erica Brook's coming back into

(01:02:22):
the studio now, and I know we're giving you some
tips for your holidays. A little tip from me. If
you're hosting big family stuff with that many people, you
gotta rent a porta potty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Ew what did I just look into?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Yeah, if you have twenty plus people at your home,
you're gonna need some toilet space just ready.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
In e Ventiage, you have a new homeowner that's had
some plumbing issues already and he's a little scared the
living room.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Yeah, you can put it in the living room. You
could put it in your backyard. You could decorate it
inside all like thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
That's my recommendation to you. If you're gonna be hosting
twenty plus p Beloka, that.

Speaker 14 (01:03:01):
Isn't actually a good a good idea, Okay, Eric, It's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Going to be a fun Thanksgiving for you and your family.
We got to get to the questions for Brook. Here
are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Yes, your time starts now on this day in nineteen
sixty three, LBJ was sworn in as President of the
United States.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
What does the L stand for London? In Which century
was the mona Lisa painted?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Ooh century? Nineteenth century?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Barney and Betty Rubble are a couple from what cartoon
series Bloodstones? What are the only two states that don't
recognize daylight savings time? Arizona and what other?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Indiana?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Michael Jordan played basketball for the Chicago Bulls and baseball
for what Chicago team?

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
It sucks?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
What food product calls itself the snack that smiles back goldfish?
All right, answers are in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Time is up. Let's head to the scoreboard to see
how you did with Jose. The turkeys are hitting the
ground like sense of what.

Speaker 11 (01:03:58):
Erica?

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
You got three today?

Speaker 11 (01:04:01):
Wow? Yeah, it work.

Speaker 14 (01:04:03):
I supplied myself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
It's Impressive's good? Bru Yep, you got an extra question
in and it helped it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Did you got four?

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Sorry? Erica?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
The losing streak continues. Let's go over the answers for
everybody here on this day. In nineteen sixty three, LBJ
was sworn in as President of the United States. L
is for Lyndon Lyndon Baines Johnson, The century. The Mona
Lisa was painted was the sixteenth century in the year
fifteen oh three.

Speaker 10 (01:04:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Barney and Betty Rubbell are a couple from the Flintstones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
The only two states that don't recognize daylight savings are
Arizona and Hawaii. Michael Jordan played basketball for the Bulls
in baseball for the Chicago White Sox. And the food
product that's called the snack that smiles back as goldfish
because every little fish cracker has a tiny little smile.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Oh my kids are about to turn into goldfish. They
eat so many.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
They got good palace, Erica.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke here,
but just for playing, we are going to give you
a pair of tickets to see Nicky Glazer live at
the EQC Event Center Thursday, February thirteenth, that she brings
her a Live and Unwell tour to the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Awesome, thank you, Yeah, and it's a season Thanksgiving VT
who served lots of people. Do you have any tips
for others hosting big get togethers for the first time.

Speaker 14 (01:05:19):
I typically do the dessert like the day before.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
I really thought you were just going to say alcohol. Yeah,
like giving up on expectations.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Enjoy your Thanksgiving. Thank you so much for playing. We'll
be back to do Windbrooks Block same time on Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Rookie Jeffrey in the morning,