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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you are in for a treat today, my friends,
we'll go to the full show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning. And I gotta say Jeffrey's song he
just is amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Today, I didn't know what.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
To expect from it, and then I was like, I
get it now.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't want to call it early, but I think
if any of them go viral this month, it'll be
this one.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah, because everyone can agree. It's like, it's very, very fun.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I think it's a lot of comments.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, so I'm so excited for you to hear it.
But first let's get to some listener comments yes from
shows that have already.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Speaking of yes, Johnston commented and said, when you all
say wow at the same time, you sound like the
Toys and the Claw Machine from Toy Stories. Now guys
are ready to one wow.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I mean it's hard to do on command.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
I feel like it's it's just natural. You can't even
plan for that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, now, I hear you, though, I hear you, and
I appreciate his comments.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I do like that, and oh dirty does it? Commented,
I have to blame you guys for this. It's been
a few days and I still can't get the image
of Jeffrey's Dirty Might cover out of my head. I
saw the clip and my god, it's gross, just like
a twist in a movie.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's been there all along, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I warn people that if you're gonna go to the
Instagram and you're gonna watch that video at Brook and Jeffrey,
or you're gonna go to the YouTube.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
I say that sounds so.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Lame, but YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, it will haunt you.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It will.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It will make you nauseous.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Maybe, but while you're.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There, maybe you can erase it because you can also
watch Jeff's song in the weekend.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Just know, if anyone else is playing on kissing Young Jeffrey,
it's gonna be a sloppy kiss.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I just want to warn.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
My husband was like, why was it krusty?
Speaker 8 (01:40):
He's just a guy, and.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
You know, it's like a fountain that comes out of there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
If you ever in the same if you're in the
ever in the same karaoke room as Jeffrey, just wear
a poncho. Let's get to the full show. It's starting
right now.
Speaker 9 (02:02):
Well, the ongoing war between gen z and Millennials continues.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Thought everybody was getting along, get along.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I thought it's more the boomers forgotten gen X.
Speaker 9 (02:14):
No nobody gets along with anybody, but it's especially bad
between gen Z and millennials, right, so I don't say so.
Gen zs are online calling out the things that they
wish millennials would just grow up and stop doing whatrow up?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh just wait, gen Z, it'll be your turn to
be called up by alpha soun You.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Better be careful.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And the list is
kind of brutal. Here's the top four complaints, and alexis
you can just tell us if you agree with these
or disagree.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Number four they say millennials are way too obsessed with
how great the nineties were and how cool it was
to grow up in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yea, Alex, I mean the nineties. I mean I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He was a bragging about a time we were alive
and we can never live.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
You know, I mean every generation.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That parents.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's just like the last decade before, like cell phones
and technology sucked us in.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Yeah, like we were actually kids, So you're not a
real child if you have had a cell phone growing up.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Number gen Z is upset they're saying, stop the pet warship.
Pets are nice, but they feel like millennials treat pets
like human children. Alexis agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I think I treat my roommates dogs like my own ship,
so maybe I'm aging myself.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Okay, you're cool with that one. Number two gen Z
complaint millennials are too Disney obsessed. They say, stop acting
like Disney characters and kissing the ground at the Magic Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, it's obviously because you didn't have a childhood because
of your cell phone, so that's why you can't connect
to the Disney adult.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Number one thing that frustrates gen Z about millennials Harry Potter.
What they say, get over it. If they have to hear,
Oh I'm such a hufflepuff today from another thirty five
year old, They're gonna lose it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I love Harry Potter, but I don't say that.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
I think she's an old guys, has an old lady.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Alexis is definitely a hufflepuff though you in a house, Yeah,
for sure, have a compliment.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
We're awesome.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Stop talking this way, guys, we're turning off all the
gen zs who are listening right now. The one thing
from the nineties gen Z actually doesn't mind is the
shock color question of the day. Nothing wrong with shocking
your co workers for money, Jake. Hopefully all of the
questions are Disney and Harry Potter theme.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
So let's go s.
Speaker 11 (04:44):
How about this? The Triple Crown is the ultimate achievement
in American horse race?
Speaker 9 (04:49):
How does gen Z feel about horse racing? Like everything? Okay,
he was addressing up.
Speaker 12 (04:59):
In the h well.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
The Triple Crown is where one thoroughbred wins the Kentucky Derby,
the Preakness, and the Belmont Stakes back to back to
back in one year. It's an incredibly rare feat, and
on this day in nineteen forty five, the eighth horse
to pull it off and the first horse to win
a million dollars in prize money is born. His name
was Citation. Really yeah, yeah, Citation. Very boring horse name,
(05:25):
especially when you compared to some of the other crazy
ones we've heard over the years. So that's why today
we're gonna play a special nay or no edition of
A twenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Which day is good?
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Y'all? Explain broke you say at number one through twenty,
I'll give you a unique name for a famous racing horse.
Some are real, some are made up, and some are
even ironic and go along with their story. You just
have to tell me, is that the name of a
real thoroughbredn Or when I just made up?
Speaker 13 (05:56):
Nay?
Speaker 11 (05:58):
We'll start with the woman who's racehorse name is Varsity Blonde.
That's acute, Alexis. How about a number eleven eleven? Alexis,
Your racing horse name is hoof Hearted. When said quickly,
it sounds like who farted? And he famously almost won
the nineteen seventy six Ohio Stakes but lost in the
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final stretch, possibly because the announcer couldn't stop laughing while
calling the race.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Is that anae or nay?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, let's hoof Hearted Hearted?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That's really fun?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh my god, I imagine like everyone chanting for it too, Yeah,
like in the crowd.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Bar jokes and puns and all this.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
But I think so many people love it that this
is nay?
Speaker 13 (06:45):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Is that a yes?
Speaker 13 (06:46):
Nay?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Or no? I? Can you tell?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I added the extra for you?
Speaker 11 (06:50):
That's extra, Alexis says she nailed.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Bok your turn cited for this now fourteen.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Fourteen Brooke, your racehorse name is R what, best known
for winning a maiden race in two thousand and eight
where the announcer could not handle screaming R every time
the horse made a move. By the final stretch, it
sounded like a pirate was having a meltdown?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Is that a nay or are?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Are? I feel like all horse names are longer than are.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Yeahs for me, some of them are like full sentences.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Part though yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I mean you put would you know.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
How many rs?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
I have five rs written after A and five RS
and it's all caps as well.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I don't know. I just don't buy this one, just
because it's not like a word or a phrase. Really,
it's just a sound, right, So I'm gonna say nay.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Oh, Brooke said, nay R is a real horse eliminated.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
It's your turn.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
Eleven and fourteen are off the board.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, let's go twelve then, Jose.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Your racehorse name is May the Horse Be with You?
No one word. It's a playful nod to the Star
Wars phrase may the Force be with You. May the
Horse Be with You achieved six wins during his racing
caper in the mid nineteen nineties.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Wow the nineties and Disney adultos.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yeah, peak peak millennial Star Wars fans are all over
the world.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, but you got to remember in the nineties it
wasn't like cool to be a Star Wars fan. It
was still like it was the in between where it
was like, we.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Already have any movies in the nineties, so they were
like fionating on the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, I have to say.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
Wow, that's how you say I don't want to do
because I said may in the affirmative, and he's all right,
May the horse be with you?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Is a real name, Jeffrey number two.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
He's on the dark side.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Jeffery.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Your racehorse name is Oh no, it's my mother in law.
One word, Oh no, it's my mother in law. Had
four career starts, including a win at Saratoga, where the
race call included the memorable commentary, oh no, it's my
mother in law. Won't go away, or it's so good you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
We were waiting for it.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Because it's all the wealthy people that have to name
these horses, and you know that there was some sort
of dispute going on in the family and the owner
wanted to get back at his mother in law just
with this.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
See, I think you wouldn't want your mother in law
to win.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
That's why you wouldn't name.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It the.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Horse.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Yes, I just think it's a slap in the face
to the mother in law just to have it that way.
That's why I think it's real as a.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Nice that.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
I got.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All of them were real.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
They were all real, and that means everybody but Brooke win.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Plenty of twenty. So Brook, you're gonna be the one
getting shocked while singing old town roads.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Still get to pick jab les.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay, let's go all right, Yeah, I'm gonna dig my
hole through the old down road rat.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
I was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
I'm not sure if you guys know about this, but
according to my dad's accountant, the stock market's been a
little bit bumpy lately. Dad's account Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, and he seems to know a lot, So
I trust him.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Not just the headlines of every news organization, like even
BuzzFeed is covering this.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
You believe that stuff. My accountant knows, And I'll tell
you this right now, gen z extremely confused by it all,
not by what's happening, just confused about what's the cool
new name that we're gonna call it.
Speaker 14 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
It started with a viral tweet from the x handle
Frogs for Girls, one of the most reputable accounts on
that site.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
And it's much better than Frogs for Men. Yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
It said, hey, what are we calling this? One? Just
great depression to need my gen z or suggestions, and
the answers came flooding depression. One is the great depression
to electric Boogloo makes this out mine. You can dance
your way down your stockport folio. Another one when the
(11:42):
glow up goes blow up. It's fun, soup's financially ick.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I thought they were going to call it the
sus market.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
The no cap collapse or too fast.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
To that there could be multiple sequels administration.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
It's just a one hit wonder.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
We don't want it to well before we even look
forward to the tanking of the future economy? What are
we going with for this one? Text into seven eight, five,
nine two Which one should we go with? Because yeah,
maybe maybe we won't be going through the best time,
but at least we can call it the best name,
and I.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Got to figure out how to make moonshine for that
boogaloo thing.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Don't already know how to make it, just go to
your family recipe book.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Watch that bathtub here.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's
trying to capitalize on the goat yoga trend, but couldn't
afford goats, so he wanted the cheaper option. Python pilates
unhinge your inner cheese while he unhinges his lower jaw
(12:54):
with Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got laser. Those other Slytherin sleuths just don't. This
first laser story is out of Always Funky Florida. A
thirty one year old woman named Aquina Samson was working
at a McDonald's when she saw a teenage girl walk
(13:14):
behind the counter to grab some ranch dipping sauce.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Just helping herself. Legend's at home, you know.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
The girl later said she did it because she was
being ignored by the staff, So okay, it makes you
want to do that. Yeah, Aquina flipped out and grabbed
the girl's arm.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
And let me just say.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Like, hey, don't do that, please, I'll get it for you.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Remember it's Florida, that's right, And this is day one
training at McDonald's. And when the girl tried to break free,
Aquina allegedly grabbed her neck, took her to the ground,
and choked her while they were on the floor.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh my good, though, ranch was probably still worth it.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Yeah, it is hard to find ranch at mickey D's.
So yeah. Anyway, another stommer witnessed the event and called
the cops.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
That's probably good.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, the whole altercation was caught on video and the
victim had visible injuries to her neck and elbows. And
because she was a teen, Akina got charged with child abuse.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Does she get promoted to assistant manager?
Speaker 14 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yeah, she defended the McDonald Probably not on that. No
word on if McDonald's is looking up the injured girl
with a few free mcribs. But she'll probably try something.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Maybe she's the one that needs the job.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
That's her first job.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
But a sweet story. This next laser story is out
of China. A lot of malls, hotels, and airports of escalators,
so you don't need to bother with the stairs and
now China is taking the same approach when it comes
to mountain climbing.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Mountain, this is perfect, I can go Highkimes.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
Several mountains in the area are having escalators added to
their side, so with mobility issues like older folks and
also lazy people can get up to the top to
see the view without having to hike up them.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That the day you go, the escalator's out of service
and you have to use it as stairs. Anyway.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
Yeah, it's like having a gondola style lift, but it's
a literal escalator, which makes some sense. A gondola would
just shoot all the way straight up to the top,
while if you do an escalator, it allows for multiple
places to stop along the way. Check out the view,
You can get.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Off your picture.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, you can heckle the actual hikers.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Race you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
The local reaction has been mixed. Some say it's great
that these experiences are more accessible, Others handicap in the elderly.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Yes, sure, but what about the wildlife.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
O nobody's worried about the wildlife. Others say it takes
the fun out of hiking up mountains.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I mean the point is just struggle and to like
have a goal and accomplish it right.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Yeah, the thing is just like at a mall, the
option of hiking is always there, so you don't have
to take the need to.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Turn the mountains in anything that you say, just like
a mall.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, they're gonna be people going the wrong way down it,
Julius at the top. You're on the top and you're like,
why does it smell like Annie?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
As if you make mountains fun, people will actually go
to them make a mall. Naturally, these escalators are very
expensive for mountain resorts to install, and they're also not
for the faint of heart. Plus, it's unclear what happens
when these break down, especially if they stop working mid
day a bunch of people on them mountain.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
What about the elements like rain, Yes and no, it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Be all day long.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
I'm sure we'll figure it out. This next Lazer story
is out of viral Valleys. Mister Beast aka Jimmy Donaldson
isn't just the world's most subscribed YouTuber, He's also a
wildly successful entrepreneur.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Surprisingly, his biggest money maker isn't content creation but chocolate.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh yeah, black burger or something he did over a
lot of pop ups.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
He also had a pop up I forgot.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Last year alone, his snack rand Feaestivals pulled in two
hundred and fifty one million dollars in sales, netting twenty
million in profit.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
The chocolate, so what.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Does it tast What does it taste like? Is it
like a protein bar or what a marketing?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
It's like competing with her She's they have chocolate, they
have peanut butter, regular milk.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
I thought it tastes like YouTube. But meanwhile his YouTube empire,
including his Amazon Prime reality show Beast Games, that brought
in a similar amount but ran at a staggering eighty
million dollar loss.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I can't imagine what it costs to put on those.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
It turns out selling chocolate is more profitable than giving
away millions.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
The modern Willie won't.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
According to financial forecast, Feastables will triple in size over
the next two years.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
In this business, who wants to Bryan Brook and Jeffrey
granola bars with chocolate?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Know how he got that?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And I think that the cocoa.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Bean isn't going to be good.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's not a good business model, guys. I'm trying to help.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Yeah, suppositories, that's where we go and mister Beast also
plans to release several new products that include beverages, a
snack line, and a cereal brand see no suppository markets
open Cereal?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Oh, no suppository? Like where do you put in your cereal?
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Mister Beast hasn't thought of it yet, not to mention
launching a mobile gaming platform is what something he plans
to do next year.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
That's going to be a trillionaire.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Yeah, he deserves it. This next laser story is out
of the study of dust. You ever watched a horse
race and thought, big deal, I could do that?
Speaker 11 (18:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Not really, what do you mean horse.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Not jockeying the horse, phy out running it?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No, why would you think you could physically run a horse?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yeah, there's a new poll out where two thousand people
were apparently asked which animals they thought they'd be able
to outrun. Shut up, Jeff, I'm serious. Two percent believe
they could outrun a horse in a one hundred meter dash.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Maybe a lame horse.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
For you're not even us saying bolt?
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Like maybe yeah, because for what it's worth, an average
horse could manage a speed of more than forty miles
an hour. You saying Bolt's fastest speed ever recorded was
twenty eight miles per hour. Never mind then probably losing
that one. Other ridiculous stats that made the list. Twenty
seven percent of people are confident they could outrun a crocodile,
which can run around ten miles an hour on land.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
They're faster than you realize.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Twenty percent believe they could outrun an elephant, which can
reach more than twenty miles an hour. Whoa rig, Yeah
that's another eleven percent of people think they could outsprint
a house cat. But what about racing?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Do I think I'm the slowest person on the planet.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I have my money on Alexis.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
I think she could beat all me, and.
Speaker 9 (20:05):
A hamster might be a good r What about racing
a turtle? This guy moves faster than you'd think, especially
after he latches onto your ankle and he is not
letting go. The shoes sounds. Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We're going to do it
again the same time.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
I want to try to ask this in a non
creepy way, a strong Let me try. Hey, you want
to make three million bucks doing something weird?
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Damn it?
Speaker 9 (20:43):
It sounded creepy.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I don't know. I'm still interested.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
But it's not creepy. This is a legit offer that's
making news right now because NASA is putting three million
dollars on the table.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
What are you trying to do to us?
Speaker 9 (20:58):
They're doing it for anybody who can help them solve
one strange problem they've been having. If you have a
good solution, they will put three million in your bank account. Yeah,
and it's not a joke. We'll tell you right after this.
NASA's offering three million dollars to anyone who can fix
one tiny, teeny little problem that they're having.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I'll take the three.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Mill Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
In the morning, I get some duct tape over.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
But this is not a joke. This is a serious
offer because in the news NASA's announced a new mission
called the Luna Recycled Challenge. Oh, that sounds cool, And
they're offering three million dollars to anybody who could come
up with a solution for how to dispose of ninety
six bags of astronaut pooh that's been left on the
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surface of the Moon.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Again, did somebody step in it?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
This is not a.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Joke because when Apollo astronauts went to the Moon in
the sixties and seventies had to dump their duty bags
on the lunar surface to lighten the weight of the spacecraft.
We're so American.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
First thing, it's like not picking up after your dog
when you.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Take it there a line.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
But now fifty years later, it's still all just sitting
up there. So NASA wants to do the right thing
and fix it.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh man, why do I want to get a telescope
out and see if I could see it?
Speaker 9 (22:22):
They plan to send more people up to the Moon
to do something with it. Ah, they're just not exactly
sure what that is.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
And it like with the atmosphere, one of oxygen in
the air to burn fire.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
So literal rocket scientists can't figure this out.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They're just gonna have to open a lunar outhouse.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
But then it's still on the Moon, I know, but
at least it's contained.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Okay, dig a hole and put it in there, and
you're like, oh, I dropped my phone. Yeah there's no gravity.
But yeah, if little rocket scientists came figure it out,
I'm sure some average joe can do it.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
There's someone running a honeybucket. That's got a solution.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
If you can solve it, that's three million dollars in
your pocket.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Imagine the view taking.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
But believe it or not, cleaning up astroturds isn't the
craziest way that somebody's gotten insanely rich. A recent survey
found other bizarre methods people have used to make themselves
a lot of money. Let's go these are also real stories.
A decade ago, my cousin recorded the sound of his
fan blowing for eight hours. Now he's got over a
(23:38):
billion views on his White Noise YouTube video and it's
one of the top podcasts on Spotify. He brings in
twenty k a week.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I gonna say like millions of dollars being made there.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Thought about the people who actually made the sound for
White Noise, Like how easy you just go to your
grandma's house and turn on her black and white TV
and stick a recorded to it.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Seriously. Another one says a friend of mine once struck
it rich overnight by selling designer pet rocks online because
they made them with little outfits and backstories. Yeah, it
was a weird, wild idea, but surprisingly it actually took.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Off, especially if you can like have different outfits for
different days of the week.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
For another, one says, my brother's friend worked minimum wage jobs.
Then he and his wife started buying lube in large
quantities from overseas.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
That's gonna look weird to the neighbors.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yeah, they repackaged it in much smaller quantities and resold
it on Amazon. Just classic middleman stuff. But they made
so much money they quit their day jobs and haven't
looked back.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
God, do you tell people you're a loop sales couple.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
You're an entrepreneur?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, one of those that you leave it Jeff keeping
them in business.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
No comment on it. We're looking at a survey that
found the craziest and weirdest ways people managed to make
themselves rich. This one says my friend and his brother
developed an online game where two cowboys walk away from
each other, then turn around and shoot and one does.
The game was fully automated. All you do is bet
money on who you think will win. If you get
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it right, you almost double it with five percent going
to the house.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh my god, so he's making time.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
He says. They got unfathomably rich.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Oh, it's you don't do anything after you just create
this simple game, he says.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
Saw him race sports cars all around the world. Last
time I checked, though, they went to prison for tax framt.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Well, more problems.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
If you're rich, you don't deserve to pay those taxes. Anyway,
This one says took a business class in college and
one of the assignments was to come up with a
ridiculous fake business. Okay, yeah, one of my classmates decided
he was going to sell tumbleweeds. Then actually followed through
with the idea. He takes a van out to the desert,
(26:11):
collects tumbleweeds and sold them to Hollywood movie studios. Eventually
he became the number one tumbleweed provider to studios all
around the world, shipping tumbleweeds globally.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
And I'm gonna start making anvils.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, you have to pay for those tumbleweeds are free.
You need to like start making sticks or something that
they use.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
And yeah, you know nobody.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, we were looking at a survey that found the craziest,
weirdest ways people managed to make themselves rich. Another person said,
my neighbors kids started buying all the domain names in
the town where I sold real estate. This was back
in two thousand.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
I remember a lot of people were buying domain names
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We know someone remember, yeah, because that was their initials.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Yeah, was like war is that I didn't really understand
why I should care about any of that. Long story short,
go Daddy bought out this twelve year old kid for
two million dollars. WHOA. I still see him on Facebook
traveling around the world doing all kinds of cool stuff.
He's thirty five years old.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now, why wasn't I paid attention in two thousand?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Yeah, dang it, We're talking about the craziest, weirdest ways
people managed to make themselves rich. One says a guy
I knew worked at a precision molding company. He had
an idea for a new plastic bottle that could sit
upside down. He got a patent and at first design
one for shampoo.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Then in nineteen ninety one, Hines approached him to use
his design.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Bottle upside down bottle.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Do more than seventy five percent of all ketchup squeezes
come from his inverted design?
Speaker 12 (27:48):
Smart?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Yeah, brilliant, And finally, one says in the nineties, I
knew a guy who placed an ad in the classified
section of the newspaper that said something like, for ten bucks,
I'll tell you my secret to make easy money. Send
ten dollars cash to this address to find out how
a people felt there. Literally, hundreds and hundreds of people
would send him ten dollars and then he just instruct
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them to place their own classified doing the same thing.
Those are the craziest ways people have managed to make
themselves a giant fortune. Your phone TAP's coming up right
after this.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
A lot of times when you hear us do these
prank calls on the show, we're trying to get under
people's skin. Yeah, to frustrate them, push them to the edge.
So how does it happen where the guy we call
is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the
ones frustrated with Oh God, I love it? Or should
I say jose In the World of Clover former Black
(28:49):
Ops m I six and his mission definitely did not
go as plan. In your brand new phone tap right now,
it's another tap?
Speaker 15 (29:02):
Hello, oy?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Is this shown.
Speaker 15 (29:07):
Speaking? Who's this mean?
Speaker 10 (29:09):
Names? Frank but me? Might's call me Chrome? Want me
your head a pardon for Saturday? The The what the
helly Tour yeah, for Saturday. Two passengers.
Speaker 15 (29:23):
Oh you're in right helicopter helicopter. Yeah, as we booked
the helicopter tour.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
You have a bit slow.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (29:35):
I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.
Speaker 14 (29:44):
Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.
We've we've never done a helicopter tour of anything before,
so so we thought it'd be a fun way to
see the city.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Say the city wink. Oh my gotcha. That's a good cover.
Speaker 15 (30:03):
Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
He seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a
comedian on the squad since I was tracking an arms
much in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
Oh, you do tourism in Croatia.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
That's fun. It was fun at all. Can you see
the things I've seen?
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Mate?
Speaker 10 (30:25):
You don't even say the word fun, even though I
just said it.
Speaker 15 (30:29):
Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I
guess all right.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Enough small talk. Tell me about your partner.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Uh. Well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for
almost two years. No kids, but we do have a
golden lab at home named Noodle.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Oh you should have brought him at home. Could have
using a tack dog where we're headed.
Speaker 15 (30:57):
Oh no, he's not an attack dog. He likes frisbee.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Well, speaking of things flying, do the hair. You're gonna
need to make the drop when I give the green light.
It's a small window. No time for body Wallack's all right,
get in, get out, get it done.
Speaker 15 (31:15):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Now, Look, there's gonna be your eyes on this bird.
So once we're airborne, you and your partner need to
act like tourists. Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
Copy We are tourists, actually right, sure you are?
Speaker 10 (31:31):
You know I'm GGI indeed. Oh hey, do you have
any questions for me? Because you should, mate.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can
you get some good photos from the helicopter.
Speaker 10 (31:46):
Listen, once we fly, already antenna on the top of
the Royker building. You'll kick open the door in a hellie,
take the package out from under your seat and make
the drop and we're gonna be belly up.
Speaker 15 (31:57):
Whiskey tango, Well, Valini don't drink, so no whiskey for us.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Thanks, wait a tick.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
You're playing a role of a tour. It's a little
too well, right now, what's the code.
Speaker 15 (32:11):
Word the the Oh you mean the confirmation number? Hold on,
hold on, I got no, I have that right here.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Not the confirmation the code word.
Speaker 15 (32:23):
Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give
me a second.
Speaker 10 (32:26):
I'll forget that. I need to know who you work for.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
Who do I work for?
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Insurance?
Speaker 15 (32:33):
I'm a rep. Do you you need coverage on a home,
boat or auto?
Speaker 10 (32:38):
No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay if you don't
give me the code word in the next five seconds.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my
work policy.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name
red Wolf, won't you?
Speaker 15 (32:54):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
What I remember you from an Tussan on a Russian
express train through so I be what good times?
Speaker 15 (33:03):
I think you've got the long person. This is the
helicopter tours right.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's broken
Jeffrey in the morning. It's what It's a prank And
even though I'd like it to be, this isn't my
real voice.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
This is.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
What my name's jose from the radioto Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Your wife set you up for a phone tap.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
Oh ned, that's did not see that coming.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
But for the record, reach under your seat during the
helly tour and if there is a package, grab it,
grab a parachute and just jump out.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
All right, Well do fun?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
For sure. The most annoying part of dating apps isn't
the constant scrolling, or the inappropriate DMS, or even coming
across Brook's secret cougar match profile again again and again.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
The job boys don't get bit.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
It's all the wasted energy that you put in getting
to know somebody really, really well, only to never actually
meet up with them in person.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
So frustrating. I mean it sounds like it's well.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Our listener on the phone says he's been there too
many times and now he has a method to eliminate
that headache and get right to the good stuff. You're
gonna hear it in a brand new second date update
right after this second dat update. If you ask me
and Brook, you'll probably agree with this. The dating world
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needs more ultimatums no.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Job, Yes, no, ultimatums are not ever good.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
I think maybe we need them because the more listeners
we talk to, everybody seems so indecisive, so wishy washy, like,
oh maybe i'll date her, or maybe that other hot girl,
or maybe I'll just stick with my wife. I don't
really know the fence here. Yeah, ultimatum suddenly sounding good?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, they stick to your wife?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Like, what is happening the ultimating?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
That's why I appreciate somebody who's actually willing to lay
all their cards down on the table and say this
is it? Take it or leave it? And apparently that's
how our listener, Dustin rolls ultimatum style. Well that's the
vibe I got from his email, Dustin, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 15 (35:43):
Hey, how's it going guys?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Hey you sound like such a nice guy for being
such a badass ultimatum maker.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
Yeah, tell me if I was wrong. But it sounds
like you like to play the dating game a little
bit more straightforward.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, totally, let's go, man. I mean I don't have
that much time.
Speaker 13 (35:58):
Lest Im not going to sit there next all day.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
I want to do you do this.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Here's my new rule.
Speaker 13 (36:06):
Now, when I talk to people, it's like, if I
don't meet up with them right away, it pretty.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Much just kind of sizzles out.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Okay, I mean I can see how that could happen.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for
weeks and months and maybe never even dating that person.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
What is right away to you? What does that mean?
Speaker 13 (36:23):
Yeah? I think like forty eight to seventy two hours,
we should at least have like some kind of plan
to hang out. But like if that plan is not
established and it's probably never going to work out.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, that's actually kind of a rule.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I kind of like that rule, Like it's respecting everybody's time.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Yeah, dating runs on deadlines, and so that's good. Jesse,
you gave Jessica the dating deadline?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (36:44):
She I ended up just getting her number and then
I pretty much like kind of took the conversation elsewhere
off the app and then started texting from there.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I feel like that's an important step because otherwise the app,
you don't open it, you know, you don't reply, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:57):
I don't check this person. So once it got off
of the apps, how did you and Jessica vibe.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
She's really really funny.
Speaker 13 (37:05):
So she pretty much was just saying like, hey, long
time no chat.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Okay, okay, did you turn it into an in person
date pretty quickly?
Speaker 15 (37:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (37:14):
We went out for pizza. I love pizza. Oh you
want to know the crazy part about that?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Yes, that's the only part I want to know.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
Wet's start with the crazy part first.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Start there.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
She looked really different from the photos that one on
the profile.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Different, not like a cat fish.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
I mean she was still like super cute, like for sure,
but like different different like different.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Okay, No, do you mean like she colored her hair
a different color.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before.
Speaker 13 (37:53):
No, nothing like that, but that would have been like
totally cool overall.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
You liked what you saw in person?
Speaker 13 (38:03):
Yeah, she was cute. It was just different than what
I expected. But could this be my perspective? A lot
of the photos she had she was wearing sunglasses, so
you could be misjudged through that.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Oh yeah, sunglasses now cover like seventy percent of the face,
tell who they are. So now that we've covered the crazy,
there's no eyes. Yeah that part. Now that we've covered
all the crazy parts of the date, bring us to
the boring, you know, mushy stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
my favorite. Jose wants to know how the rest of
the date went.
Speaker 13 (38:32):
Everything was normal about the date, but then there was
like this one part that was really weird.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Oh okay, going back to crazy again.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like
one of those another different things than I thought.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 13 (38:47):
Well, on her profile, like she talks about like pilates,
and a bunch of like pilates stuff.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Is on her profile.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
All right, Yeah, so I was kind of I thought
that was kind of cool about her. But every time
and I would talk to her about pilates, I swear
she would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
So it's either, like, you know, it feels like she
either lied on her bio or you're talking to a
different person than what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's what I think. But I mean, are you confusing girls.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
About Alexis you put stuff in your profile that you
don't actually care much about. It's more of like a
I love sports.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I do like.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
A collegiate athlete, more athletic than you.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
But she also says that she enjoys baseball, even though
she thinks it has a half time in.
Speaker 8 (39:39):
Enjoy half times in the game, not halftime after instruction,
the second inning job.
Speaker 9 (39:47):
I'm just saying maybe she isn't fully into pilates as
much as she claims.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
On says easier prop to put on there, And I.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Will say there is. There is a phenomenon right now
that if you aren't a die hard fan of something
and you're not allowed to say that you like it.
Speaker 9 (40:03):
How long has it been since you last spoke to Jessica.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
It's been like six days.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh no, which is a long time. When you were
moving so quick, you know, you had a pacing going,
and it's dead.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
I don't understand because we both had such a great time.
She said she had a great time. I had a time.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
You know.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
Let's try and keep the great times going. And we
come back and we give this girl another ultimatum, and
I am, it's either go out with Dustin now or
lose him forever.
Speaker 16 (40:33):
That's always the like, Yeah, that's it just sounds more
scary if you say, ultimatum, We're gonna come back and
do it with your second date right after this hold on.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
Today's second date update begs the question can you fully
trust what you see in someone's dating profile, because our
listener Dustin met up with a woman from Bumble who
looked a little differer than her picture.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Not bad though, just different.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
Yeah, like a good, good different. And even though her
bio talked about pilates a lot, she didn't really want
to discuss it much on their date, which is kind
of strange. But to be fair, my old dating profile
said I'm Jewish, but any woman who met up with
me would discover I'm not kosher and not good with money,
so probably equally confusing that.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's a really good point, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
Yeah, I mean you can't trust it fully from the
dating profile. The good news is Dustin, despite the differences,
really had a good time with her. Yeah, it felt
like they vibed in ways he hasn't in the two
years that he has spent on this happ before.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
God, I really want this to work out for you,
justin just because you have put in the time and
the effort and you seem like a good guy.
Speaker 13 (41:47):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Broke, I really do appreciate that
about you.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
Yeah, oh, you appreciate that she compliments you well, her
her fingers are crossed right now when she said that, So.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, you wanted to tell everybody everything.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
Okay, I feel like there is some part of Brook
that really is rooting for you today.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Ye am.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I think this is going to be a simple like
miscommunication or something, you know.
Speaker 13 (42:09):
I mean, yeah, possibly, I mean, I don't know. As
long as you guys get me another date.
Speaker 9 (42:13):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well, let's style Jessica right now.
We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a
simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back calling
her right now? Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Jessica?
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:35):
Hey, Joe, She's so cute. I know, it's so nice
to talk to someone who's like positive and perky. When
we're talk to them. Because we're doing a second Date Update,
most of.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Our listeners are like, who is this?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (42:49):
I'm sorry? What? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Sorry, we threw a lot at you. We're a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which you're
on right now. Congratulations, Hi, okay, Hi, And this segment
is called second Date Update. I don't know if you've
heard it before, but it's a thing where if somebody
blows you off and you're not sure why. We can
try to call that person for you to maybe figure
(43:13):
out if there's a reason for it.
Speaker 12 (43:16):
Okay, I didn't blow anyone off.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
What Yeah, I mean I guess she said sick. I
mean he said six days. So maybe that's not blowing
someone off to you. Maybe that's not enough time.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Yeah, because six days ago you went out with a
guy who, at least according to him, felt like you
had a really good connection. Afterwards, he feels like you've
been pulling away a little bit. His name is Dustin.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (43:51):
I'm not trying to blow him off.
Speaker 15 (43:52):
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 9 (43:54):
Oh, Okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
It's pretty simple.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
You should text him and go out with him again.
Speaker 12 (43:59):
No, I mean, like I I don't know how much
she told you or what you know, but I actually
matched with Dustin a year and a half ago.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
A year and a half he said that you guys
just met on the app.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
And that you Yeah.
Speaker 12 (44:13):
So when I got a text from him like a
week ago, I was kind of confused because it was like, wait,
this is weird, just kind of out of the blue.
But I was just like whatever, and I was just like,
long time no chat.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh yeah. He said that you made a joke that
you were joking because you had just been chatting with him.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time.
Speaker 9 (44:34):
Oh my god, I'm consumed.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and
a half on an app at all, is what you're saying.
Speaker 12 (44:42):
Right, It was just a year and a half ago.
You never replied to one of my texts, and then
all of a sudden I get a text.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
From him, and then you guys went to pizza, right right.
Speaker 12 (44:53):
We got pizza, and I was kind of like, I
wonder why, all of a sudden he wants to talk
to me now. But I was like, I remember he
and I out along really well on Bumble, and so
I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
And is it inn a coma for a year and
a half any dust Remember he went from the app? Yes,
he made a year.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
And a half.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
And that seems like a big miscommunication. What about that?
Speaker 1 (45:14):
It has to be the same person.
Speaker 12 (45:15):
It's the same He kept talking about pilates and how
like he kept asking about it, and I was like plate,
He's like, I don't have that in my bio.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
That's the other girl.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Oh no.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
But then I was like, oh my gosh, Jessica is
a really common name and thinking about it, and I
was like, oh, shoot.
Speaker 9 (45:38):
You think that he went out with the wrong Jessica
or texted the wrong Jessica in his.
Speaker 12 (45:43):
I mean, like it it could have been another Jessica
from Bumble.
Speaker 13 (45:48):
Wait.
Speaker 8 (45:48):
Wait then Dustin Bumble, he probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
That makes so much sense.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Did you have fun with them?
Speaker 13 (45:55):
I did?
Speaker 12 (45:56):
Yeah, No, I had a lot of fun with.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
Him, even though you to keep dodging his questions about pilates.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (46:03):
I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I
was kind of embarrassed, but like, we were really enjoying ourselves.
Speaker 9 (46:10):
So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she
didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he
matched with a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Wait he said that.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah, but he added that you were super cute. Oh,
it's not like it was a disappointment. I think that's
important to know.
Speaker 8 (46:24):
I also say, you're both in the same spot, because
he's like, I don't know where to go from here,
and she just said, I don't know where to go
from here.
Speaker 9 (46:32):
Yeah, they're both in limbo. This is kind of perfect. Well, yeah,
I guess that's it. Sorry, No, she tell.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Her, Jeff tell her.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
She doesn't know how to tell him, and now she
doesn't even have to.
Speaker 9 (46:43):
I guess the other option is if you are interested.
Dustin has been listening to this call on the other
phone line.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, he knows everything.
Speaker 9 (46:51):
Oh my gosh, if he hasn't fainted already, Dustin you there.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Holy I can't believe this happen. And I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 13 (47:04):
You guys were talking about it. I was looking through
my phone and I saw all the different Jessica bumbles.
Speaker 12 (47:10):
Oh how many Jessica's even talking to?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (47:19):
I mean, I'm embarrassed though, I mean, I'm I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (47:24):
Yeah, when you kept bringing up Pilates, I was like,
what why did he bringing this up? Like did you
want to see a move?
Speaker 17 (47:32):
Like?
Speaker 12 (47:32):
I wasn't sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
But I know, I know now. I just I thought
it was very interesting at the time. That's all.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
He was only asking because he thought that you were
super interested. In it. But that was a different Jessica Bumble.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what
are your hobbies in interest because he has no idea.
Speaker 12 (47:52):
I actually love soccer and I love hiking, and I
speak a little French, and I.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Think I remember that from a year and a half ago.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
Or was that the other Jessica Bumble Like Jessica Bumble
number four. Well, oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
You could have saved so much time and headache in
your life if you would have just gone out a
year and a half ago.
Speaker 13 (48:18):
Brook, You're so right again. I'm just such an idiot.
Speaker 9 (48:22):
Women do like hearing that, So that's a good thing
for you to start saying. So, now that we've cleared
up the big misunderstanding and you realize who each other are,
you like each other at least it seems that way
from our perspective, we'd like to offer to send you
out on another date, Jessica, and we would pay for
it if you say yes.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Maybe this could be like a mistake that was meant
to be.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh well, see that, I need to turn it around.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
Come on, Dustin.
Speaker 12 (48:49):
I want to hear something from Dustin, and depending on
what he says, maybe I'll.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Say, yes, Oh, what is it.
Speaker 12 (48:57):
Out of all this, Jessica's wi one? Do you like that?
Speaker 9 (49:02):
If you're tough an answer here? He's like Jessica.
Speaker 13 (49:05):
Eighteen, Well, to be honest, Look to be honest, Jessica,
you're the only Jessica I had a real connection with
all the other jessicays I never even hung out with.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Look at that you're they You're the only one that
would talk to me.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
So he's too honest.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
Did that answer your question? Jessica, it did.
Speaker 15 (49:25):
Yeah, I'll go out.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
I think they're so cute.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Well, congratulations you two you're going out again, and it's
probably a good lesson for you, Dustin. You got to
put the year that you matched with the person next
to their names in your contacts.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'm always like to I'm hoping after this he doesn't
have any more matches like this is it?
Speaker 13 (49:46):
I think after this, I'm not going to use the
dating apps for a while.
Speaker 9 (49:50):
Yeah, after two years, bro, you need a break.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
See that's why we do the second date updates. Jessica
said she didn't know what to do. She was caught
midday with a guy who thought that she was somebody else.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
God that is so that's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 9 (50:10):
It would be a turn off obviously, but it was
like super awkward, Like how do you even bring that up?
The thing is that she wasn't a total stranger. They'd
matched eighteen months before then, and like we heard, they
seem to be actually pretty cute together.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
I mean, sometimes it's all about timing, you know. Maybe
eighteen months.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Ago he would have thought, oh, I just got on.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
The dating aps, It's going to be awesome, and then
now he's two years in, he's like, wait, it's not Yeah.
Speaker 9 (50:36):
Is there a part of me that thinks Dustin is
texting the other Jessica right now? The one that he
ghosted a week ago?
Speaker 7 (50:42):
How dare you even bring that up?
Speaker 9 (50:44):
Let's remember he is a guy and I were addicted
to the chase. Hey, hopefully he can just focus on
the current Jessica and the good thing that they have going.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Why would you.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
Even put that in his head? If he's listening, if.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
You're listening, change the other Jessica's to do, not text?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, just delete their number, that's even easy.
Speaker 9 (51:04):
Never say never. But remember you can listen to all
of our second date updates. On Spotify, Apple, or wherever
you get your podcasts at Brook and.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (51:16):
Did you know experts say that when you sing, it
lowers stress, boosts your immunity and long function, even helps
you cope with physical and mental pain.
Speaker 7 (51:28):
Why are you such a mess all the time?
Speaker 9 (51:31):
I need to sing a lot. Let's just say that.
But you know, I think we should probably do some
self care right now. So let's cut the music and
we need quiet in the room. Let's have Alexis start
us off by singing Don't Stop Believing by Journey and
one and A two and one two Stop.
Speaker 8 (51:57):
Street, Like, wait a minute, No, I think for some reason,
I don't remember.
Speaker 9 (52:05):
I don't know why my stress is spiking right now.
I'm experiencing more mental pain. I don't know. Okay, maybe
it was the song Let's Try Anything by Sabrina Carpenter Alexis, okay,
and a three and a two and a one Espresso. Okay,
you know what, let's this was obviously a mistake. I
(52:29):
definitely need to heal after that. Maybe just by singing
myself brand new song of the week. No, you know what,
I think we've we've suffered enough song of the week.
Right after this, it is time for my brand new
song of the week. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.
And man, a lot has been going on already this
(52:51):
month with April Fools, the Minecraft movie breaking records. Yeah,
hot dog towers, those are trending now. Backyard barbecues are
never going to be the same. But something, something that's
been flying a little bit under the radar. I'm not
sure if you guys have seen this, but the US
(53:13):
economy it's been wonky lately at yeah one headline. Why
the media isn't covering this more? But it's kind of crazy,
like stocks are up and then socks are down, and
then there are sideways while his friend's in the corner
holding the camera. It's all over the place. And look,
(53:35):
I'm not even gonna pretend that I understand what is
happening in the market or any of that, like what's
gonna happen or how Brooke is profiting off the misery
of others during this tumultuous time. I'm not even gonna
go there.
Speaker 7 (53:50):
We all the people in charge know what's going on.
Speaker 9 (53:52):
I mean, it's a little bit unclear. The thing everyone
in the world though, seems to be talking about right
now is one thing, and that's tariffs.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yeah, it's Terrifle.
Speaker 9 (54:03):
Yeah. It all seems to come down to whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
It really sounds like the name, Like when you just
say it, it sounds like the name of somebody I
would have went to high school with Terriffs.
Speaker 9 (54:17):
She just had her fourth kid. Good for her. And look,
it doesn't matter what side of the aisle you stand
on with regards to that. The fact is, especially when
it comes to anything from China, we are gonna have
to pay more.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh yeah, looking at my cell phone that I'm gonna
have for the next five years.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Another one.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
It's just it's just how it works, and it'll be cheap,
you know. Instead of running away from it and everybody
panicking and freaking out, Maybe I thought I should just
embrace it.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
You're gonna embrace pay more, I.
Speaker 9 (54:49):
Said, Maybe, said maybe, And I'm going to try to
do that with my song of the week.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
You would do? I know, you're the guy that doesn't
even know what he's paying for already. Wait, I had
a membership where.
Speaker 9 (55:02):
Yeah, push me down farther into the pit of confusion,
and that's why instead of doing the classic nineties hit
by sixpence, none the richer, kiss me it's young Jeffreys.
Charge me oh, because honestly, do we even have a choice.
You know, we can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Sit back and save your money.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
I think you could call people and start Okay, yeah, anyway, let's.
Speaker 9 (55:31):
Just you know, roll with it. So I'm going a
point when I'm ready. Points that's been.
Speaker 18 (55:46):
Yeah, raise up the prize tag on these nikes. Along
with eggs and gas extremes like those diet ends. My
bank account could really use a cleanse.
Speaker 9 (56:04):
Whow feed me.
Speaker 18 (56:08):
A giant cell phone? Price hike eighty.
Speaker 9 (56:12):
Bucks bore the chargi cord.
Speaker 10 (56:15):
I went to DJ.
Speaker 18 (56:16):
Max and bought new slacks, paid extra cash, living the
dream as I'm filing.
Speaker 9 (56:26):
Bankruptcy.
Speaker 18 (56:28):
Yay, this was the plan. Kid needs sold one to
buy Brussels Grouts ninety. That's when I can retire cash
me with that Snorkel set, just swimming happy in my
(56:53):
pools of debt. Wow, groceres, who needs to eat? M
all right?
Speaker 9 (57:00):
Coffees?
Speaker 18 (57:03):
Damn straight, I'll pay way or got an exotic dance.
The girl was from Brance, so I'll had to place
an extra attacks in her cheese train.
Speaker 13 (57:16):
For world peace.
Speaker 9 (57:18):
Hey, guys, remember when top Ramen was for broke college kids.
Speaker 18 (57:27):
That'll teach him to save money while getting an education.
Wall streets, let's make me broke overnight.
Speaker 15 (57:37):
Use me.
Speaker 18 (57:39):
As pawns in your trade wall, or keep those prices
jacked and drape a flag over my tofu pack My
middle class dude.
Speaker 9 (57:49):
The price comes out to all of your saving lucky me.
Why are toys so expensive now?
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (57:57):
Sun?
Speaker 9 (57:57):
Billionaires can't afford to pay tariffs? That apologized to Elon Musk,
So charge who did you, guys? Hear dollar Tree had
to rebrand? You mean they had a tariff? Galolla? Why
what's it called now? Twenty dollars tree? Don't think of
it as an eight thousand dollars increase on the price
of your car. Think of it as a patriotic middle
(58:19):
finger to China that you got to pay for.
Speaker 18 (58:21):
So charge me.
Speaker 9 (58:25):
Terror.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
I'm not being it also crying inside it's happening.
Speaker 8 (58:30):
I just found a way to offset What if we
charge people to listen to our show?
Speaker 14 (58:33):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (58:34):
Oh, that's it a minute, yeah, and every day we'll.
Speaker 9 (58:37):
Pay for everything.
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Everybody has extra cash right now?
Speaker 1 (58:40):
That is a total great business.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Part about it. We're all billionaires.
Speaker 9 (58:45):
You just fixed the global tree. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
I just can't wait to go to twenty dollars tree.
Speaker 18 (58:50):
Yeah, that's so fun.
Speaker 9 (58:52):
One of the radio show is doing tariff parody songs
right now.
Speaker 8 (58:56):
They got the buddy you Got someone Self for nineteen
ninety nine guys, but text in seventy five nine too
and tell us what you thought about the song of
the week.
Speaker 9 (59:04):
If your phone plans still working, and go check out
the video up on all of our socials. You can
find the video with all the lyrics there at Brook
and Jeffrey, Happy Teriff season everyone, We got your phone
taut coming up right after this.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (59:27):
She's got a brand new player today. Her name is Jenny,
and when we asked her why she wanted to come
on the show today, she thought this could be kind
of fun. Plus she's the child of the eighties, so
she thinks she knows stuff, oh a lot of eighties stuff.
At least we should do that. We should do like
a Decades week where every day we ask questions only
(59:49):
about a certain decade, only eighties, only nineties, only seventeen sixties.
Speaker 7 (59:53):
When you're an eighties child. Does that mean you were
born in the eighties though, because what.
Speaker 9 (59:57):
Does what does that mean? What was I mean child
of the eighties, Jenny, I was born in the late eighties.
Speaker 17 (01:00:02):
I was born in the early eighties.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Okay, okay, so much about the I mean, like you
may remember like I do, like some Hot Wheels, Gem
and the Rockers, but real information is not going to
be at our craft.
Speaker 9 (01:00:14):
Jenny, don't take that. That's all on our question, your
eighties knowledge that you're saying.
Speaker 17 (01:00:17):
All my siblings were like ten to twelve years older
than me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Oh so you were like a forty two year old
five year old?
Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
Yeah, yeah, kay, all right, Jenny, I trust in your
knowledge and let's send Brook out of the studio so
we can get to the game. Here thirty seconds, dnswer
as many as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say past. But you have to beat Brook outright
if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 17 (01:00:37):
I hope?
Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
So you got this, Jenny, Good luck. Your time starts now.
The first Apple computer was built in what decades seventies
or eighties seventies in which state is the famous college
MIT located.
Speaker 17 (01:00:53):
Massachusetts?
Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
What rapper is the co owner and founder of Shady
Records eminem in nineteen ninety six, and what car became
the first mass produced hybrid in the.
Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
World, Toyota.
Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
How do you say the word friend in Spanish?
Speaker 17 (01:01:12):
Amigo?
Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
Well done, Jenny, especially for your first time on the show. Now,
Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she feels
like Yeah, she feels like it. There she is, and
let's learn some stuff about Jenny from the phone screener.
Here it says she works for the deep State. There's
a note that said, don't say the deep part.
Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
It's sorry, Jenny.
Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
Also for fun, it says that she has two small kids.
She likes to go on hikes into water parks with
them and makes them carry all of her stuffy good job.
Is that right, Jenny.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
No, you don't just put rocks in their backpack like
I do with my children.
Speaker 17 (01:01:54):
Make them yeah, makes them stronger, right, that's right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Okay, But the deep state stuff that was all true though?
Speaker 14 (01:01:59):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
No, no, no comments. Yes, she's not allowed to speak
on that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I heard her say a wink when she.
Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
Yeah, Jenny, don't wear your secrets are safe with us.
If you were to disclose any on the show.
Speaker 17 (01:02:11):
I don't have anything. Man, if I were, we're in
for the federal government, I'm sure i'd have all kinds
of stuff right now.
Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
But I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
I wish I did.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I get it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
She's smart. They're listening.
Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
We're in a group text right now.
Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
God, who do we add again?
Speaker 9 (01:02:29):
Thank you for the warning, Jenny. Now Brooke, it's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (01:02:32):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
Your time starts now. The first Apple computer was built
in what decades seventies.
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Or eighties seventies?
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
In which state is the famous college.
Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
MI located Massachusetts.
Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
What Rapper is the co owner and founder of Shady
Records eminem. In nineteen ninety seven, what Car became the
first mass produced hybrid in the world. Prius how do
you say the word friend in Spanish? Let me go
Judy Shine and is the host of what popular afternoon
TV show Judy Judge. Judy got our answers, and it's
(01:03:07):
time to head on over to the scoreboard to see
how you both did with Jose. The flavors are melting
on my tongue.
Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
And that is a food review from Jose. Jenny, you
got four correct today.
Speaker 17 (01:03:21):
Yeah, that was my first time.
Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
It was really good, and if Brooke was a nice person,
she would have just totally given you the game.
Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
But broke on six in a row. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 17 (01:03:35):
Oh man, I know that's why you can't beat her.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
You can't.
Speaker 9 (01:03:40):
You can always send agents to her house if she does. So,
let's go over the answers for everybody. First Apple computer
built in the nineteen seventies, nineteen seventy six, was actually
hand built by Steve Wozniak. Wow, good job, Steve.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Famous. MIT College is located in Massachusetts, Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
The rapper who's co owner and founder of Shady Records
is Eminem who owns it with him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
Probably actually a businessman.
Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
Yeah, we don't know, Yeah, white guy. In nineteen ninety seven,
the car that became the first mass produced hybrid in
the world is not the Toyota Wrap four, Jenny, it
was the Toyota Prius.
Speaker 13 (01:04:18):
Ah so close. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
Friend in Spanish is Amigo. And Judy Shindlin is host
of Judge Judy, also known as Judy Justice.
Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Now he's twenty million a year, guys, know it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
Well, she's got a lot more degrees than we do.
Speaker 9 (01:04:31):
Jenny, thanks for playing come back and play against Soon.
Speaker 17 (01:04:33):
Okay, yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
You didn't do her consolation.
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Oh no, shouldn't get one. I'm just kidding. Just for playing, Jenny,
you win a twenty five dollars Disney gift card VALLID
at any Disney resort, theme park or online in the
Disney Store.
Speaker 17 (01:04:46):
A great. Oh we'll give it to my children.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
Perfect, come back and play against Soon, Jenny. We're gonna
do win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Oh, you are in for a treat today, my friends,
we'll go to the full show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning. And I gotta say Jeffrey's song he
just is amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Today, I didn't know what.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
To expect from it, and then I was like, I
get it now.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't want to call it early, but I think
if any of them go viral this month, it'll be
this one.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah, because everyone can agree. It's like, it's very, very fun.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I think it's a lot of comments.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, so I'm so excited for you to hear it.
But first let's get to some listener comments yes from
shows that have already.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Speaking of yes, Johnston commented and said, when you all
say wow at the same time, you sound like the
Toys and the Claw Machine from Toy Stories. Now guys
are ready to one wow.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I mean it's hard to do on command.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
I feel like it's it's just natural. You can't even
plan for that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, now, I hear you, though, I hear you, and
I appreciate his comments.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I do like that, and oh dirty does it? Commented,
I have to blame you guys for this. It's been
a few days and I still can't get the image
of Jeffrey's Dirty Might cover out of my head. I
saw the clip and my god, it's gross, just like
a twist in a movie.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's been there all along, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I warn people that if you're gonna go to the
Instagram and you're gonna watch that video at Brook and Jeffrey,
or you're gonna go to the YouTube.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
I say that sounds so.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Lame, but YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, it will haunt you.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It will.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It will make you nauseous.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Maybe, but while you're.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There, maybe you can erase it because you can also
watch Jeff's song in the weekend.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Just know, if anyone else is playing on kissing Young Jeffrey,
it's gonna be a sloppy kiss.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I just want to warn.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
My husband was like, why was it krusty?
Speaker 8 (01:40):
He's just a guy, and.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
You know, it's like a fountain that comes out of there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
If you ever in the same if you're in the
ever in the same karaoke room as Jeffrey, just wear
a poncho. Let's get to the full show. It's starting
right now.
Speaker 9 (02:02):
Well, the ongoing war between gen z and Millennials continues.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Thought everybody was getting along, get along.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I thought it's more the boomers forgotten gen X.
Speaker 9 (02:14):
No nobody gets along with anybody, but it's especially bad
between gen Z and millennials, right, so I don't say so.
Gen zs are online calling out the things that they
wish millennials would just grow up and stop doing whatrow up?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh just wait, gen Z, it'll be your turn to
be called up by alpha soun You.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Better be careful.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And the list is
kind of brutal. Here's the top four complaints, and alexis
you can just tell us if you agree with these
or disagree.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Number four they say millennials are way too obsessed with
how great the nineties were and how cool it was
to grow up in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yea, Alex, I mean the nineties. I mean I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He was a bragging about a time we were alive
and we can never live.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
You know, I mean every generation.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That parents.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's just like the last decade before, like cell phones
and technology sucked us in.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Yeah, like we were actually kids, So you're not a
real child if you have had a cell phone growing up.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Number gen Z is upset they're saying, stop the pet warship.
Pets are nice, but they feel like millennials treat pets
like human children. Alexis agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I think I treat my roommates dogs like my own ship,
so maybe I'm aging myself.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Okay, you're cool with that one. Number two gen Z
complaint millennials are too Disney obsessed. They say, stop acting
like Disney characters and kissing the ground at the Magic Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, it's obviously because you didn't have a childhood because
of your cell phone, so that's why you can't connect
to the Disney adult.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Number one thing that frustrates gen Z about millennials Harry Potter.
What they say, get over it. If they have to hear,
Oh I'm such a hufflepuff today from another thirty five
year old, They're gonna lose it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I love Harry Potter, but I don't say that.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
I think she's an old guys, has an old lady.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Alexis is definitely a hufflepuff though you in a house, Yeah,
for sure, have a compliment.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
We're awesome.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Stop talking this way, guys, we're turning off all the
gen zs who are listening right now. The one thing
from the nineties gen Z actually doesn't mind is the
shock color question of the day. Nothing wrong with shocking
your co workers for money, Jake. Hopefully all of the
questions are Disney and Harry Potter theme.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
So let's go s.
Speaker 11 (04:44):
How about this? The Triple Crown is the ultimate achievement
in American horse race?
Speaker 9 (04:49):
How does gen Z feel about horse racing? Like everything? Okay,
he was addressing up.
Speaker 12 (04:59):
In the h well.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
The Triple Crown is where one thoroughbred wins the Kentucky Derby,
the Preakness, and the Belmont Stakes back to back to
back in one year. It's an incredibly rare feat, and
on this day in nineteen forty five, the eighth horse
to pull it off and the first horse to win
a million dollars in prize money is born. His name
was Citation. Really yeah, yeah, Citation. Very boring horse name,
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especially when you compared to some of the other crazy
ones we've heard over the years. So that's why today
we're gonna play a special nay or no edition of
A twenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Which day is good?
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Y'all? Explain broke you say at number one through twenty,
I'll give you a unique name for a famous racing horse.
Some are real, some are made up, and some are
even ironic and go along with their story. You just
have to tell me, is that the name of a
real thoroughbredn Or when I just made up?
Speaker 13 (05:56):
Nay?
Speaker 11 (05:58):
We'll start with the woman who's racehorse name is Varsity Blonde.
That's acute, Alexis. How about a number eleven eleven? Alexis,
Your racing horse name is hoof Hearted. When said quickly,
it sounds like who farted? And he famously almost won
the nineteen seventy six Ohio Stakes but lost in the
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final stretch, possibly because the announcer couldn't stop laughing while
calling the race.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Is that anae or nay?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, let's hoof Hearted Hearted?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That's really fun?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh my god, I imagine like everyone chanting for it too, Yeah,
like in the crowd.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Bar jokes and puns and all this.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
But I think so many people love it that this
is nay?
Speaker 13 (06:45):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Is that a yes?
Speaker 13 (06:46):
Nay?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Or no? I? Can you tell?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I added the extra for you?
Speaker 11 (06:50):
That's extra, Alexis says she nailed.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Bok your turn cited for this now fourteen.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Fourteen Brooke, your racehorse name is R what, best known
for winning a maiden race in two thousand and eight
where the announcer could not handle screaming R every time
the horse made a move. By the final stretch, it
sounded like a pirate was having a meltdown?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Is that a nay or are?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Are? I feel like all horse names are longer than are.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Yeahs for me, some of them are like full sentences.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Part though yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I mean you put would you know.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
How many rs?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
I have five rs written after A and five RS
and it's all caps as well.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I don't know. I just don't buy this one, just
because it's not like a word or a phrase. Really,
it's just a sound, right, So I'm gonna say nay.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Oh, Brooke said, nay R is a real horse eliminated.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
It's your turn.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
Eleven and fourteen are off the board.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, let's go twelve then, Jose.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Your racehorse name is May the Horse Be with You?
No one word. It's a playful nod to the Star
Wars phrase may the Force be with You. May the
Horse Be with You achieved six wins during his racing
caper in the mid nineteen nineties.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Wow the nineties and Disney adultos.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yeah, peak peak millennial Star Wars fans are all over
the world.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, but you got to remember in the nineties it
wasn't like cool to be a Star Wars fan. It
was still like it was the in between where it
was like, we.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Already have any movies in the nineties, so they were
like fionating on the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, I have to say.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
Wow, that's how you say I don't want to do
because I said may in the affirmative, and he's all right,
May the horse be with you?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Is a real name, Jeffrey number two.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
He's on the dark side.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Jeffery.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Your racehorse name is Oh no, it's my mother in law.
One word, Oh no, it's my mother in law. Had
four career starts, including a win at Saratoga, where the
race call included the memorable commentary, oh no, it's my
mother in law. Won't go away, or it's so good you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
We were waiting for it.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Because it's all the wealthy people that have to name
these horses, and you know that there was some sort
of dispute going on in the family and the owner
wanted to get back at his mother in law just
with this.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
See, I think you wouldn't want your mother in law
to win.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
That's why you wouldn't name.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It the.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Horse.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Yes, I just think it's a slap in the face
to the mother in law just to have it that way.
That's why I think it's real as a.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Nice that.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
I got.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All of them were real.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
They were all real, and that means everybody but Brooke win.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Plenty of twenty. So Brook, you're gonna be the one
getting shocked while singing old town roads.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Still get to pick jab les.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay, let's go all right, Yeah, I'm gonna dig my
hole through the old down road rat.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
I was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
I'm not sure if you guys know about this, but
according to my dad's accountant, the stock market's been a
little bit bumpy lately. Dad's account Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, and he seems to know a lot, So
I trust him.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Not just the headlines of every news organization, like even
BuzzFeed is covering this.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
You believe that stuff. My accountant knows, And I'll tell
you this right now, gen z extremely confused by it all,
not by what's happening, just confused about what's the cool
new name that we're gonna call it.
Speaker 14 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
It started with a viral tweet from the x handle
Frogs for Girls, one of the most reputable accounts on
that site.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
And it's much better than Frogs for Men. Yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
It said, hey, what are we calling this? One? Just
great depression to need my gen z or suggestions, and
the answers came flooding depression. One is the great depression
to electric Boogloo makes this out mine. You can dance
your way down your stockport folio. Another one when the
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glow up goes blow up. It's fun, soup's financially ick.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I thought they were going to call it the
sus market.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
The no cap collapse or too fast.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
To that there could be multiple sequels administration.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
It's just a one hit wonder.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
We don't want it to well before we even look
forward to the tanking of the future economy? What are
we going with for this one? Text into seven eight, five,
nine two Which one should we go with? Because yeah,
maybe maybe we won't be going through the best time,
but at least we can call it the best name,
and I.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Got to figure out how to make moonshine for that
boogaloo thing.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Don't already know how to make it, just go to
your family recipe book.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Watch that bathtub here.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's
trying to capitalize on the goat yoga trend, but couldn't
afford goats, so he wanted the cheaper option. Python pilates
unhinge your inner cheese while he unhinges his lower jaw
(12:54):
with Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got laser. Those other Slytherin sleuths just don't. This
first laser story is out of Always Funky Florida. A
thirty one year old woman named Aquina Samson was working
at a McDonald's when she saw a teenage girl walk
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behind the counter to grab some ranch dipping sauce.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Just helping herself. Legend's at home, you know.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
The girl later said she did it because she was
being ignored by the staff, So okay, it makes you
want to do that. Yeah, Aquina flipped out and grabbed
the girl's arm.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
And let me just say.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Like, hey, don't do that, please, I'll get it for you.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Remember it's Florida, that's right, And this is day one
training at McDonald's. And when the girl tried to break free,
Aquina allegedly grabbed her neck, took her to the ground,
and choked her while they were on the floor.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh my good, though, ranch was probably still worth it.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Yeah, it is hard to find ranch at mickey D's.
So yeah. Anyway, another stommer witnessed the event and called
the cops.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
That's probably good.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, the whole altercation was caught on video and the
victim had visible injuries to her neck and elbows. And
because she was a teen, Akina got charged with child abuse.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Does she get promoted to assistant manager?
Speaker 14 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yeah, she defended the McDonald Probably not on that. No
word on if McDonald's is looking up the injured girl
with a few free mcribs. But she'll probably try something.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Maybe she's the one that needs the job.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
That's her first job.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
But a sweet story. This next laser story is out
of China. A lot of malls, hotels, and airports of escalators,
so you don't need to bother with the stairs and
now China is taking the same approach when it comes
to mountain climbing.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Mountain, this is perfect, I can go Highkimes.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
Several mountains in the area are having escalators added to
their side, so with mobility issues like older folks and
also lazy people can get up to the top to
see the view without having to hike up them.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That the day you go, the escalator's out of service
and you have to use it as stairs. Anyway.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
Yeah, it's like having a gondola style lift, but it's
a literal escalator, which makes some sense. A gondola would
just shoot all the way straight up to the top,
while if you do an escalator, it allows for multiple
places to stop along the way. Check out the view,
You can get.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Off your picture.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, you can heckle the actual hikers.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Race you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
The local reaction has been mixed. Some say it's great
that these experiences are more accessible, Others handicap in the elderly.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Yes, sure, but what about the wildlife.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
O nobody's worried about the wildlife. Others say it takes
the fun out of hiking up mountains.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I mean the point is just struggle and to like
have a goal and accomplish it right.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Yeah, the thing is just like at a mall, the
option of hiking is always there, so you don't have
to take the need to.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Turn the mountains in anything that you say, just like
a mall.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, they're gonna be people going the wrong way down it,
Julius at the top. You're on the top and you're like,
why does it smell like Annie?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
As if you make mountains fun, people will actually go
to them make a mall. Naturally, these escalators are very
expensive for mountain resorts to install, and they're also not
for the faint of heart. Plus, it's unclear what happens
when these break down, especially if they stop working mid
day a bunch of people on them mountain.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
What about the elements like rain, Yes and no, it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Be all day long.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
I'm sure we'll figure it out. This next Lazer story
is out of viral Valleys. Mister Beast aka Jimmy Donaldson
isn't just the world's most subscribed YouTuber, He's also a
wildly successful entrepreneur.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Surprisingly, his biggest money maker isn't content creation but chocolate.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh yeah, black burger or something he did over a
lot of pop ups.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
He also had a pop up I forgot.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Last year alone, his snack rand Feaestivals pulled in two
hundred and fifty one million dollars in sales, netting twenty
million in profit.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
The chocolate, so what.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Does it tast What does it taste like? Is it
like a protein bar or what a marketing?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
It's like competing with her She's they have chocolate, they
have peanut butter, regular milk.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
I thought it tastes like YouTube. But meanwhile his YouTube empire,
including his Amazon Prime reality show Beast Games, that brought
in a similar amount but ran at a staggering eighty
million dollar loss.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I can't imagine what it costs to put on those.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
It turns out selling chocolate is more profitable than giving
away millions.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
The modern Willie won't.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
According to financial forecast, Feastables will triple in size over
the next two years.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
In this business, who wants to Bryan Brook and Jeffrey
granola bars with chocolate?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Know how he got that?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And I think that the cocoa.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Bean isn't going to be good.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's not a good business model, guys. I'm trying to help.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Yeah, suppositories, that's where we go and mister Beast also
plans to release several new products that include beverages, a
snack line, and a cereal brand see no suppository markets
open Cereal?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Oh, no suppository? Like where do you put in your cereal?
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Mister Beast hasn't thought of it yet, not to mention
launching a mobile gaming platform is what something he plans
to do next year.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
That's going to be a trillionaire.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Yeah, he deserves it. This next laser story is out
of the study of dust. You ever watched a horse
race and thought, big deal, I could do that?
Speaker 11 (18:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Not really, what do you mean horse.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Not jockeying the horse, phy out running it?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No, why would you think you could physically run a horse?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yeah, there's a new poll out where two thousand people
were apparently asked which animals they thought they'd be able
to outrun. Shut up, Jeff, I'm serious. Two percent believe
they could outrun a horse in a one hundred meter dash.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Maybe a lame horse.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
For you're not even us saying bolt?
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Like maybe yeah, because for what it's worth, an average
horse could manage a speed of more than forty miles
an hour. You saying Bolt's fastest speed ever recorded was
twenty eight miles per hour. Never mind then probably losing
that one. Other ridiculous stats that made the list. Twenty
seven percent of people are confident they could outrun a crocodile,
which can run around ten miles an hour on land.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
They're faster than you realize.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Twenty percent believe they could outrun an elephant, which can
reach more than twenty miles an hour. Whoa rig, Yeah
that's another eleven percent of people think they could outsprint
a house cat. But what about racing?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Do I think I'm the slowest person on the planet.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I have my money on Alexis.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
I think she could beat all me, and.
Speaker 9 (20:05):
A hamster might be a good r What about racing
a turtle? This guy moves faster than you'd think, especially
after he latches onto your ankle and he is not
letting go. The shoes sounds. Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We're going to do it
again the same time.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
I want to try to ask this in a non
creepy way, a strong Let me try. Hey, you want
to make three million bucks doing something weird?
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Damn it?
Speaker 9 (20:43):
It sounded creepy.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I don't know. I'm still interested.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
But it's not creepy. This is a legit offer that's
making news right now because NASA is putting three million
dollars on the table.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
What are you trying to do to us?
Speaker 9 (20:58):
They're doing it for anybody who can help them solve
one strange problem they've been having. If you have a
good solution, they will put three million in your bank account. Yeah,
and it's not a joke. We'll tell you right after this.
NASA's offering three million dollars to anyone who can fix
one tiny, teeny little problem that they're having.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I'll take the three.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Mill Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
In the morning, I get some duct tape over.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
But this is not a joke. This is a serious
offer because in the news NASA's announced a new mission
called the Luna Recycled Challenge. Oh, that sounds cool, And
they're offering three million dollars to anybody who could come
up with a solution for how to dispose of ninety
six bags of astronaut pooh that's been left on the
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surface of the Moon.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Again, did somebody step in it?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
This is not a.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Joke because when Apollo astronauts went to the Moon in
the sixties and seventies had to dump their duty bags
on the lunar surface to lighten the weight of the spacecraft.
We're so American.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
First thing, it's like not picking up after your dog
when you.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Take it there a line.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
But now fifty years later, it's still all just sitting
up there. So NASA wants to do the right thing
and fix it.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh man, why do I want to get a telescope
out and see if I could see it?
Speaker 9 (22:22):
They plan to send more people up to the Moon
to do something with it. Ah, they're just not exactly
sure what that is.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
And it like with the atmosphere, one of oxygen in
the air to burn fire.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
So literal rocket scientists can't figure this out.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They're just gonna have to open a lunar outhouse.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
But then it's still on the Moon, I know, but
at least it's contained.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Okay, dig a hole and put it in there, and
you're like, oh, I dropped my phone. Yeah there's no gravity.
But yeah, if little rocket scientists came figure it out,
I'm sure some average joe can do it.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
There's someone running a honeybucket. That's got a solution.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
If you can solve it, that's three million dollars in
your pocket.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Imagine the view taking.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
But believe it or not, cleaning up astroturds isn't the
craziest way that somebody's gotten insanely rich. A recent survey
found other bizarre methods people have used to make themselves
a lot of money. Let's go these are also real stories.
A decade ago, my cousin recorded the sound of his
fan blowing for eight hours. Now he's got over a
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billion views on his White Noise YouTube video and it's
one of the top podcasts on Spotify. He brings in
twenty k a week.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I gonna say like millions of dollars being made there.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Thought about the people who actually made the sound for
White Noise, Like how easy you just go to your
grandma's house and turn on her black and white TV
and stick a recorded to it.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Seriously. Another one says a friend of mine once struck
it rich overnight by selling designer pet rocks online because
they made them with little outfits and backstories. Yeah, it
was a weird, wild idea, but surprisingly it actually took.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Off, especially if you can like have different outfits for
different days of the week.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
For another, one says, my brother's friend worked minimum wage jobs.
Then he and his wife started buying lube in large
quantities from overseas.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
That's gonna look weird to the neighbors.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yeah, they repackaged it in much smaller quantities and resold
it on Amazon. Just classic middleman stuff. But they made
so much money they quit their day jobs and haven't
looked back.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
God, do you tell people you're a loop sales couple.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
You're an entrepreneur?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, one of those that you leave it Jeff keeping
them in business.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
No comment on it. We're looking at a survey that
found the craziest and weirdest ways people managed to make
themselves rich. This one says my friend and his brother
developed an online game where two cowboys walk away from
each other, then turn around and shoot and one does.
The game was fully automated. All you do is bet
money on who you think will win. If you get
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it right, you almost double it with five percent going
to the house.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh my god, so he's making time.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
He says. They got unfathomably rich.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Oh, it's you don't do anything after you just create
this simple game, he says.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
Saw him race sports cars all around the world. Last
time I checked, though, they went to prison for tax framt.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Well, more problems.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
If you're rich, you don't deserve to pay those taxes. Anyway,
This one says took a business class in college and
one of the assignments was to come up with a
ridiculous fake business. Okay, yeah, one of my classmates decided
he was going to sell tumbleweeds. Then actually followed through
with the idea. He takes a van out to the desert,
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collects tumbleweeds and sold them to Hollywood movie studios. Eventually
he became the number one tumbleweed provider to studios all
around the world, shipping tumbleweeds globally.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
And I'm gonna start making anvils.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, you have to pay for those tumbleweeds are free.
You need to like start making sticks or something that
they use.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
And yeah, you know nobody.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, we were looking at a survey that found the craziest,
weirdest ways people managed to make themselves rich. Another person said,
my neighbors kids started buying all the domain names in
the town where I sold real estate. This was back
in two thousand.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
I remember a lot of people were buying domain names
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We know someone remember, yeah, because that was their initials.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Yeah, was like war is that I didn't really understand
why I should care about any of that. Long story short,
go Daddy bought out this twelve year old kid for
two million dollars. WHOA. I still see him on Facebook
traveling around the world doing all kinds of cool stuff.
He's thirty five years old.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now, why wasn't I paid attention in two thousand?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Yeah, dang it, We're talking about the craziest, weirdest ways
people managed to make themselves rich. One says a guy
I knew worked at a precision molding company. He had
an idea for a new plastic bottle that could sit
upside down. He got a patent and at first design
one for shampoo.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Then in nineteen ninety one, Hines approached him to use
his design.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Bottle upside down bottle.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Do more than seventy five percent of all ketchup squeezes
come from his inverted design?
Speaker 12 (27:48):
Smart?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Yeah, brilliant, And finally, one says in the nineties, I
knew a guy who placed an ad in the classified
section of the newspaper that said something like, for ten bucks,
I'll tell you my secret to make easy money. Send
ten dollars cash to this address to find out how
a people felt there. Literally, hundreds and hundreds of people
would send him ten dollars and then he just instruct
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them to place their own classified doing the same thing.
Those are the craziest ways people have managed to make
themselves a giant fortune. Your phone TAP's coming up right
after this.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
A lot of times when you hear us do these
prank calls on the show, we're trying to get under
people's skin. Yeah, to frustrate them, push them to the edge.
So how does it happen where the guy we call
is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the
ones frustrated with Oh God, I love it? Or should
I say jose In the World of Clover former Black
(28:49):
Ops m I six and his mission definitely did not
go as plan. In your brand new phone tap right now,
it's another tap?
Speaker 15 (29:02):
Hello, oy?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Is this shown.
Speaker 15 (29:07):
Speaking? Who's this mean?
Speaker 10 (29:09):
Names? Frank but me? Might's call me Chrome? Want me
your head a pardon for Saturday? The The what the
helly Tour yeah, for Saturday. Two passengers.
Speaker 15 (29:23):
Oh you're in right helicopter helicopter. Yeah, as we booked
the helicopter tour.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
You have a bit slow.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (29:35):
I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.
Speaker 14 (29:44):
Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.
We've we've never done a helicopter tour of anything before,
so so we thought it'd be a fun way to
see the city.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Say the city wink. Oh my gotcha. That's a good cover.
Speaker 15 (30:03):
Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
He seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a
comedian on the squad since I was tracking an arms
much in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
Oh, you do tourism in Croatia.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
That's fun. It was fun at all. Can you see
the things I've seen?
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Mate?
Speaker 10 (30:25):
You don't even say the word fun, even though I
just said it.
Speaker 15 (30:29):
Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I
guess all right.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Enough small talk. Tell me about your partner.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Uh. Well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for
almost two years. No kids, but we do have a
golden lab at home named Noodle.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Oh you should have brought him at home. Could have
using a tack dog where we're headed.
Speaker 15 (30:57):
Oh no, he's not an attack dog. He likes frisbee.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Well, speaking of things flying, do the hair. You're gonna
need to make the drop when I give the green light.
It's a small window. No time for body Wallack's all right,
get in, get out, get it done.
Speaker 15 (31:15):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Now, Look, there's gonna be your eyes on this bird.
So once we're airborne, you and your partner need to
act like tourists. Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
Copy We are tourists, actually right, sure you are?
Speaker 10 (31:31):
You know I'm GGI indeed. Oh hey, do you have
any questions for me? Because you should, mate.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can
you get some good photos from the helicopter.
Speaker 10 (31:46):
Listen, once we fly, already antenna on the top of
the Royker building. You'll kick open the door in a hellie,
take the package out from under your seat and make
the drop and we're gonna be belly up.
Speaker 15 (31:57):
Whiskey tango, Well, Valini don't drink, so no whiskey for us.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Thanks, wait a tick.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
You're playing a role of a tour. It's a little
too well, right now, what's the code.
Speaker 15 (32:11):
Word the the Oh you mean the confirmation number? Hold on,
hold on, I got no, I have that right here.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Not the confirmation the code word.
Speaker 15 (32:23):
Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give
me a second.
Speaker 10 (32:26):
I'll forget that. I need to know who you work for.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
Who do I work for?
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Insurance?
Speaker 15 (32:33):
I'm a rep. Do you you need coverage on a home,
boat or auto?
Speaker 10 (32:38):
No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay if you don't
give me the code word in the next five seconds.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my
work policy.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name
red Wolf, won't you?
Speaker 15 (32:54):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
What I remember you from an Tussan on a Russian
express train through so I be what good times?
Speaker 15 (33:03):
I think you've got the long person. This is the
helicopter tours right.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's broken
Jeffrey in the morning. It's what It's a prank And
even though I'd like it to be, this isn't my
real voice.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
This is.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
What my name's jose from the radioto Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Your wife set you up for a phone tap.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
Oh ned, that's did not see that coming.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
But for the record, reach under your seat during the
helly tour and if there is a package, grab it,
grab a parachute and just jump out.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
All right, Well do fun?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
For sure. The most annoying part of dating apps isn't
the constant scrolling, or the inappropriate DMS, or even coming
across Brook's secret cougar match profile again again and again.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
The job boys don't get bit.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
It's all the wasted energy that you put in getting
to know somebody really, really well, only to never actually
meet up with them in person.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
So frustrating. I mean it sounds like it's well.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Our listener on the phone says he's been there too
many times and now he has a method to eliminate
that headache and get right to the good stuff. You're
gonna hear it in a brand new second date update
right after this second dat update. If you ask me
and Brook, you'll probably agree with this. The dating world
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needs more ultimatums no.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Job, Yes, no, ultimatums are not ever good.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
I think maybe we need them because the more listeners
we talk to, everybody seems so indecisive, so wishy washy, like,
oh maybe i'll date her, or maybe that other hot girl,
or maybe I'll just stick with my wife. I don't
really know the fence here. Yeah, ultimatum suddenly sounding good?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, they stick to your wife?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Like, what is happening the ultimating?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
That's why I appreciate somebody who's actually willing to lay
all their cards down on the table and say this
is it? Take it or leave it? And apparently that's
how our listener, Dustin rolls ultimatum style. Well that's the
vibe I got from his email, Dustin, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 15 (35:43):
Hey, how's it going guys?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Hey you sound like such a nice guy for being
such a badass ultimatum maker.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
Yeah, tell me if I was wrong. But it sounds
like you like to play the dating game a little
bit more straightforward.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, totally, let's go, man. I mean I don't have
that much time.
Speaker 13 (35:58):
Lest Im not going to sit there next all day.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
I want to do you do this.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Here's my new rule.
Speaker 13 (36:06):
Now, when I talk to people, it's like, if I
don't meet up with them right away, it pretty.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Much just kind of sizzles out.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Okay, I mean I can see how that could happen.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for
weeks and months and maybe never even dating that person.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
What is right away to you? What does that mean?
Speaker 13 (36:23):
Yeah? I think like forty eight to seventy two hours,
we should at least have like some kind of plan
to hang out. But like if that plan is not
established and it's probably never going to work out.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, that's actually kind of a rule.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I kind of like that rule, Like it's respecting everybody's time.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Yeah, dating runs on deadlines, and so that's good. Jesse,
you gave Jessica the dating deadline?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (36:44):
She I ended up just getting her number and then
I pretty much like kind of took the conversation elsewhere
off the app and then started texting from there.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I feel like that's an important step because otherwise the app,
you don't open it, you know, you don't reply, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:57):
I don't check this person. So once it got off
of the apps, how did you and Jessica vibe.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
She's really really funny.
Speaker 13 (37:05):
So she pretty much was just saying like, hey, long
time no chat.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Okay, okay, did you turn it into an in person
date pretty quickly?
Speaker 15 (37:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (37:14):
We went out for pizza. I love pizza. Oh you
want to know the crazy part about that?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Yes, that's the only part I want to know.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
Wet's start with the crazy part first.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Start there.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
She looked really different from the photos that one on
the profile.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Different, not like a cat fish.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
I mean she was still like super cute, like for sure,
but like different different like different.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Okay, No, do you mean like she colored her hair
a different color.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before.
Speaker 13 (37:53):
No, nothing like that, but that would have been like
totally cool overall.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
You liked what you saw in person?
Speaker 13 (38:03):
Yeah, she was cute. It was just different than what
I expected. But could this be my perspective? A lot
of the photos she had she was wearing sunglasses, so
you could be misjudged through that.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Oh yeah, sunglasses now cover like seventy percent of the face,
tell who they are. So now that we've covered the crazy,
there's no eyes. Yeah that part. Now that we've covered
all the crazy parts of the date, bring us to
the boring, you know, mushy stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
my favorite. Jose wants to know how the rest of
the date went.
Speaker 13 (38:32):
Everything was normal about the date, but then there was
like this one part that was really weird.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Oh okay, going back to crazy again.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like
one of those another different things than I thought.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 13 (38:47):
Well, on her profile, like she talks about like pilates,
and a bunch of like pilates stuff.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Is on her profile.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
All right, Yeah, so I was kind of I thought
that was kind of cool about her. But every time
and I would talk to her about pilates, I swear
she would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
So it's either, like, you know, it feels like she
either lied on her bio or you're talking to a
different person than what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's what I think. But I mean, are you confusing girls.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
About Alexis you put stuff in your profile that you
don't actually care much about. It's more of like a
I love sports.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I do like.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
A collegiate athlete, more athletic than you.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
But she also says that she enjoys baseball, even though
she thinks it has a half time in.
Speaker 8 (39:39):
Enjoy half times in the game, not halftime after instruction,
the second inning job.
Speaker 9 (39:47):
I'm just saying maybe she isn't fully into pilates as
much as she claims.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
On says easier prop to put on there, And I.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Will say there is. There is a phenomenon right now
that if you aren't a die hard fan of something
and you're not allowed to say that you like it.
Speaker 9 (40:03):
How long has it been since you last spoke to Jessica.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
It's been like six days.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh no, which is a long time. When you were
moving so quick, you know, you had a pacing going,
and it's dead.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
I don't understand because we both had such a great time.
She said she had a great time. I had a time.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
You know.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
Let's try and keep the great times going. And we
come back and we give this girl another ultimatum, and
I am, it's either go out with Dustin now or
lose him forever.
Speaker 16 (40:33):
That's always the like, Yeah, that's it just sounds more
scary if you say, ultimatum, We're gonna come back and
do it with your second date right after this hold on.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
Today's second date update begs the question can you fully
trust what you see in someone's dating profile, because our
listener Dustin met up with a woman from Bumble who
looked a little differer than her picture.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Not bad though, just different.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
Yeah, like a good, good different. And even though her
bio talked about pilates a lot, she didn't really want
to discuss it much on their date, which is kind
of strange. But to be fair, my old dating profile
said I'm Jewish, but any woman who met up with
me would discover I'm not kosher and not good with money,
so probably equally confusing that.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's a really good point, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
Yeah, I mean you can't trust it fully from the
dating profile. The good news is Dustin, despite the differences,
really had a good time with her. Yeah, it felt
like they vibed in ways he hasn't in the two
years that he has spent on this happ before.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
God, I really want this to work out for you,
justin just because you have put in the time and
the effort and you seem like a good guy.
Speaker 13 (41:47):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Broke, I really do appreciate that
about you.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
Yeah, oh, you appreciate that she compliments you well, her
her fingers are crossed right now when she said that, So.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, you wanted to tell everybody everything.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
Okay, I feel like there is some part of Brook
that really is rooting for you today.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Ye am.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I think this is going to be a simple like
miscommunication or something, you know.
Speaker 13 (42:09):
I mean, yeah, possibly, I mean, I don't know. As
long as you guys get me another date.
Speaker 9 (42:13):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well, let's style Jessica right now.
We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a
simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back calling
her right now? Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Jessica?
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:35):
Hey, Joe, She's so cute. I know, it's so nice
to talk to someone who's like positive and perky. When
we're talk to them. Because we're doing a second Date Update,
most of.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Our listeners are like, who is this?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (42:49):
I'm sorry? What? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Sorry, we threw a lot at you. We're a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which you're
on right now. Congratulations, Hi, okay, Hi, And this segment
is called second Date Update. I don't know if you've
heard it before, but it's a thing where if somebody
blows you off and you're not sure why. We can
try to call that person for you to maybe figure
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out if there's a reason for it.
Speaker 12 (43:16):
Okay, I didn't blow anyone off.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
What Yeah, I mean I guess she said sick. I
mean he said six days. So maybe that's not blowing
someone off to you. Maybe that's not enough time.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Yeah, because six days ago you went out with a
guy who, at least according to him, felt like you
had a really good connection. Afterwards, he feels like you've
been pulling away a little bit. His name is Dustin.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (43:51):
I'm not trying to blow him off.
Speaker 15 (43:52):
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 9 (43:54):
Oh, Okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
It's pretty simple.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
You should text him and go out with him again.
Speaker 12 (43:59):
No, I mean, like I I don't know how much
she told you or what you know, but I actually
matched with Dustin a year and a half ago.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
A year and a half he said that you guys
just met on the app.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
And that you Yeah.
Speaker 12 (44:13):
So when I got a text from him like a
week ago, I was kind of confused because it was like, wait,
this is weird, just kind of out of the blue.
But I was just like whatever, and I was just like,
long time no chat.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh yeah. He said that you made a joke that
you were joking because you had just been chatting with him.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time.
Speaker 9 (44:34):
Oh my god, I'm consumed.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and
a half on an app at all, is what you're saying.
Speaker 12 (44:42):
Right, It was just a year and a half ago.
You never replied to one of my texts, and then
all of a sudden I get a text.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
From him, and then you guys went to pizza, right right.
Speaker 12 (44:53):
We got pizza, and I was kind of like, I
wonder why, all of a sudden he wants to talk
to me now. But I was like, I remember he
and I out along really well on Bumble, and so
I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
And is it inn a coma for a year and
a half any dust Remember he went from the app? Yes,
he made a year.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
And a half.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
And that seems like a big miscommunication. What about that?
Speaker 1 (45:14):
It has to be the same person.
Speaker 12 (45:15):
It's the same He kept talking about pilates and how
like he kept asking about it, and I was like plate,
He's like, I don't have that in my bio.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
That's the other girl.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Oh no.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
But then I was like, oh my gosh, Jessica is
a really common name and thinking about it, and I
was like, oh, shoot.
Speaker 9 (45:38):
You think that he went out with the wrong Jessica
or texted the wrong Jessica in his.
Speaker 12 (45:43):
I mean, like it it could have been another Jessica
from Bumble.
Speaker 13 (45:48):
Wait.
Speaker 8 (45:48):
Wait then Dustin Bumble, he probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
That makes so much sense.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Did you have fun with them?
Speaker 13 (45:55):
I did?
Speaker 12 (45:56):
Yeah, No, I had a lot of fun with.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
Him, even though you to keep dodging his questions about pilates.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (46:03):
I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I
was kind of embarrassed, but like, we were really enjoying ourselves.
Speaker 9 (46:10):
So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she
didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he
matched with a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Wait he said that.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah, but he added that you were super cute. Oh,
it's not like it was a disappointment. I think that's
important to know.
Speaker 8 (46:24):
I also say, you're both in the same spot, because
he's like, I don't know where to go from here,
and she just said, I don't know where to go
from here.
Speaker 9 (46:32):
Yeah, they're both in limbo. This is kind of perfect. Well, yeah,
I guess that's it. Sorry, No, she tell.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Her, Jeff tell her.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
She doesn't know how to tell him, and now she
doesn't even have to.
Speaker 9 (46:43):
I guess the other option is if you are interested.
Dustin has been listening to this call on the other
phone line.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, he knows everything.
Speaker 9 (46:51):
Oh my gosh, if he hasn't fainted already, Dustin you there.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Holy I can't believe this happen. And I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 13 (47:04):
You guys were talking about it. I was looking through
my phone and I saw all the different Jessica bumbles.
Speaker 12 (47:10):
Oh how many Jessica's even talking to?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (47:19):
I mean, I'm embarrassed though, I mean, I'm I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (47:24):
Yeah, when you kept bringing up Pilates, I was like,
what why did he bringing this up? Like did you
want to see a move?
Speaker 17 (47:32):
Like?
Speaker 12 (47:32):
I wasn't sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
But I know, I know now. I just I thought
it was very interesting at the time. That's all.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
He was only asking because he thought that you were
super interested. In it. But that was a different Jessica Bumble.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what
are your hobbies in interest because he has no idea.
Speaker 12 (47:52):
I actually love soccer and I love hiking, and I
speak a little French, and I.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Think I remember that from a year and a half ago.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
Or was that the other Jessica Bumble Like Jessica Bumble
number four. Well, oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
You could have saved so much time and headache in
your life if you would have just gone out a
year and a half ago.
Speaker 13 (48:18):
Brook, You're so right again. I'm just such an idiot.
Speaker 9 (48:22):
Women do like hearing that, So that's a good thing
for you to start saying. So, now that we've cleared
up the big misunderstanding and you realize who each other are,
you like each other at least it seems that way
from our perspective, we'd like to offer to send you
out on another date, Jessica, and we would pay for
it if you say yes.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Maybe this could be like a mistake that was meant
to be.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh well, see that, I need to turn it around.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
Come on, Dustin.
Speaker 12 (48:49):
I want to hear something from Dustin, and depending on
what he says, maybe I'll.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Say, yes, Oh, what is it.
Speaker 12 (48:57):
Out of all this, Jessica's wi one? Do you like that?
Speaker 9 (49:02):
If you're tough an answer here? He's like Jessica.
Speaker 13 (49:05):
Eighteen, Well, to be honest, Look to be honest, Jessica,
you're the only Jessica I had a real connection with
all the other jessicays I never even hung out with.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Look at that you're they You're the only one that
would talk to me.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
So he's too honest.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
Did that answer your question? Jessica, it did.
Speaker 15 (49:25):
Yeah, I'll go out.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
I think they're so cute.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Well, congratulations you two you're going out again, and it's
probably a good lesson for you, Dustin. You got to
put the year that you matched with the person next
to their names in your contacts.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'm always like to I'm hoping after this he doesn't
have any more matches like this is it?
Speaker 13 (49:46):
I think after this, I'm not going to use the
dating apps for a while.
Speaker 9 (49:50):
Yeah, after two years, bro, you need a break.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
See that's why we do the second date updates. Jessica
said she didn't know what to do. She was caught
midday with a guy who thought that she was somebody else.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
God that is so that's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 9 (50:10):
It would be a turn off obviously, but it was
like super awkward, Like how do you even bring that up?
The thing is that she wasn't a total stranger. They'd
matched eighteen months before then, and like we heard, they
seem to be actually pretty cute together.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
I mean, sometimes it's all about timing, you know. Maybe
eighteen months.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Ago he would have thought, oh, I just got on.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
The dating aps, It's going to be awesome, and then
now he's two years in, he's like, wait, it's not Yeah.
Speaker 9 (50:36):
Is there a part of me that thinks Dustin is
texting the other Jessica right now? The one that he
ghosted a week ago?
Speaker 7 (50:42):
How dare you even bring that up?
Speaker 9 (50:44):
Let's remember he is a guy and I were addicted
to the chase. Hey, hopefully he can just focus on
the current Jessica and the good thing that they have going.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Why would you.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
Even put that in his head? If he's listening, if.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
You're listening, change the other Jessica's to do, not text?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, just delete their number, that's even easy.
Speaker 9 (51:04):
Never say never. But remember you can listen to all
of our second date updates. On Spotify, Apple, or wherever
you get your podcasts at Brook and.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (51:16):
Did you know experts say that when you sing, it
lowers stress, boosts your immunity and long function, even helps
you cope with physical and mental pain.
Speaker 7 (51:28):
Why are you such a mess all the time?
Speaker 9 (51:31):
I need to sing a lot. Let's just say that.
But you know, I think we should probably do some
self care right now. So let's cut the music and
we need quiet in the room. Let's have Alexis start
us off by singing Don't Stop Believing by Journey and
one and A two and one two Stop.
Speaker 8 (51:57):
Street, Like, wait a minute, No, I think for some reason,
I don't remember.
Speaker 9 (52:05):
I don't know why my stress is spiking right now.
I'm experiencing more mental pain. I don't know. Okay, maybe
it was the song Let's Try Anything by Sabrina Carpenter Alexis, okay,
and a three and a two and a one Espresso. Okay,
you know what, let's this was obviously a mistake. I
(52:29):
definitely need to heal after that. Maybe just by singing
myself brand new song of the week. No, you know what,
I think we've we've suffered enough song of the week.
Right after this, it is time for my brand new
song of the week. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.
And man, a lot has been going on already this
(52:51):
month with April Fools, the Minecraft movie breaking records. Yeah,
hot dog towers, those are trending now. Backyard barbecues are
never going to be the same. But something, something that's
been flying a little bit under the radar. I'm not
sure if you guys have seen this, but the US
(53:13):
economy it's been wonky lately at yeah one headline. Why
the media isn't covering this more? But it's kind of crazy,
like stocks are up and then socks are down, and
then there are sideways while his friend's in the corner
holding the camera. It's all over the place. And look,
(53:35):
I'm not even gonna pretend that I understand what is
happening in the market or any of that, like what's
gonna happen or how Brooke is profiting off the misery
of others during this tumultuous time. I'm not even gonna
go there.
Speaker 7 (53:50):
We all the people in charge know what's going on.
Speaker 9 (53:52):
I mean, it's a little bit unclear. The thing everyone
in the world though, seems to be talking about right
now is one thing, and that's tariffs.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yeah, it's Terrifle.
Speaker 9 (54:03):
Yeah. It all seems to come down to whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
It really sounds like the name, Like when you just
say it, it sounds like the name of somebody I
would have went to high school with Terriffs.
Speaker 9 (54:17):
She just had her fourth kid. Good for her. And look,
it doesn't matter what side of the aisle you stand
on with regards to that. The fact is, especially when
it comes to anything from China, we are gonna have
to pay more.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh yeah, looking at my cell phone that I'm gonna
have for the next five years.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Another one.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
It's just it's just how it works, and it'll be cheap,
you know. Instead of running away from it and everybody
panicking and freaking out, Maybe I thought I should just
embrace it.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
You're gonna embrace pay more, I.
Speaker 9 (54:49):
Said, Maybe, said maybe, And I'm going to try to
do that with my song of the week.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
You would do? I know, you're the guy that doesn't
even know what he's paying for already. Wait, I had
a membership where.
Speaker 9 (55:02):
Yeah, push me down farther into the pit of confusion,
and that's why instead of doing the classic nineties hit
by sixpence, none the richer, kiss me it's young Jeffreys.
Charge me oh, because honestly, do we even have a choice.
You know, we can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Sit back and save your money.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
I think you could call people and start Okay, yeah, anyway, let's.
Speaker 9 (55:31):
Just you know, roll with it. So I'm going a
point when I'm ready. Points that's been.
Speaker 18 (55:46):
Yeah, raise up the prize tag on these nikes. Along
with eggs and gas extremes like those diet ends. My
bank account could really use a cleanse.
Speaker 9 (56:04):
Whow feed me.
Speaker 18 (56:08):
A giant cell phone? Price hike eighty.
Speaker 9 (56:12):
Bucks bore the chargi cord.
Speaker 10 (56:15):
I went to DJ.
Speaker 18 (56:16):
Max and bought new slacks, paid extra cash, living the
dream as I'm filing.
Speaker 9 (56:26):
Bankruptcy.
Speaker 18 (56:28):
Yay, this was the plan. Kid needs sold one to
buy Brussels Grouts ninety. That's when I can retire cash
me with that Snorkel set, just swimming happy in my
(56:53):
pools of debt. Wow, groceres, who needs to eat? M
all right?
Speaker 9 (57:00):
Coffees?
Speaker 18 (57:03):
Damn straight, I'll pay way or got an exotic dance.
The girl was from Brance, so I'll had to place
an extra attacks in her cheese train.
Speaker 13 (57:16):
For world peace.
Speaker 9 (57:18):
Hey, guys, remember when top Ramen was for broke college kids.
Speaker 18 (57:27):
That'll teach him to save money while getting an education.
Wall streets, let's make me broke overnight.
Speaker 15 (57:37):
Use me.
Speaker 18 (57:39):
As pawns in your trade wall, or keep those prices
jacked and drape a flag over my tofu pack My
middle class dude.
Speaker 9 (57:49):
The price comes out to all of your saving lucky me.
Why are toys so expensive now?
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (57:57):
Sun?
Speaker 9 (57:57):
Billionaires can't afford to pay tariffs? That apologized to Elon Musk,
So charge who did you, guys? Hear dollar Tree had
to rebrand? You mean they had a tariff? Galolla? Why
what's it called now? Twenty dollars tree? Don't think of
it as an eight thousand dollars increase on the price
of your car. Think of it as a patriotic middle
(58:19):
finger to China that you got to pay for.
Speaker 18 (58:21):
So charge me.
Speaker 9 (58:25):
Terror.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
I'm not being it also crying inside it's happening.
Speaker 8 (58:30):
I just found a way to offset What if we
charge people to listen to our show?
Speaker 14 (58:33):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (58:34):
Oh, that's it a minute, yeah, and every day we'll.
Speaker 9 (58:37):
Pay for everything.
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Everybody has extra cash right now?
Speaker 1 (58:40):
That is a total great business.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Part about it. We're all billionaires.
Speaker 9 (58:45):
You just fixed the global tree. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
I just can't wait to go to twenty dollars tree.
Speaker 18 (58:50):
Yeah, that's so fun.
Speaker 9 (58:52):
One of the radio show is doing tariff parody songs
right now.
Speaker 8 (58:56):
They got the buddy you Got someone Self for nineteen
ninety nine guys, but text in seventy five nine too
and tell us what you thought about the song of
the week.
Speaker 9 (59:04):
If your phone plans still working, and go check out
the video up on all of our socials. You can
find the video with all the lyrics there at Brook
and Jeffrey, Happy Teriff season everyone, We got your phone
taut coming up right after this.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (59:27):
She's got a brand new player today. Her name is Jenny,
and when we asked her why she wanted to come
on the show today, she thought this could be kind
of fun. Plus she's the child of the eighties, so
she thinks she knows stuff, oh a lot of eighties stuff.
At least we should do that. We should do like
a Decades week where every day we ask questions only
(59:49):
about a certain decade, only eighties, only nineties, only seventeen sixties.
Speaker 7 (59:53):
When you're an eighties child. Does that mean you were
born in the eighties though, because what.
Speaker 9 (59:57):
Does what does that mean? What was I mean child
of the eighties, Jenny, I was born in the late eighties.
Speaker 17 (01:00:02):
I was born in the early eighties.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Okay, okay, so much about the I mean, like you
may remember like I do, like some Hot Wheels, Gem
and the Rockers, but real information is not going to
be at our craft.
Speaker 9 (01:00:14):
Jenny, don't take that. That's all on our question, your
eighties knowledge that you're saying.
Speaker 17 (01:00:17):
All my siblings were like ten to twelve years older
than me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Oh so you were like a forty two year old
five year old?
Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
Yeah, yeah, kay, all right, Jenny, I trust in your
knowledge and let's send Brook out of the studio so
we can get to the game. Here thirty seconds, dnswer
as many as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say past. But you have to beat Brook outright
if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 17 (01:00:37):
I hope?
Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
So you got this, Jenny, Good luck. Your time starts now.
The first Apple computer was built in what decades seventies
or eighties seventies in which state is the famous college
MIT located.
Speaker 17 (01:00:53):
Massachusetts?
Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
What rapper is the co owner and founder of Shady
Records eminem in nineteen ninety six, and what car became
the first mass produced hybrid in the.
Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
World, Toyota.
Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
How do you say the word friend in Spanish?
Speaker 17 (01:01:12):
Amigo?
Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
Well done, Jenny, especially for your first time on the show. Now,
Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she feels
like Yeah, she feels like it. There she is, and
let's learn some stuff about Jenny from the phone screener.
Here it says she works for the deep State. There's
a note that said, don't say the deep part.
Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
It's sorry, Jenny.
Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
Also for fun, it says that she has two small kids.
She likes to go on hikes into water parks with
them and makes them carry all of her stuffy good job.
Is that right, Jenny.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
No, you don't just put rocks in their backpack like
I do with my children.
Speaker 17 (01:01:54):
Make them yeah, makes them stronger, right, that's right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Okay, But the deep state stuff that was all true though?
Speaker 14 (01:01:59):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
No, no, no comments. Yes, she's not allowed to speak
on that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I heard her say a wink when she.
Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
Yeah, Jenny, don't wear your secrets are safe with us.
If you were to disclose any on the show.
Speaker 17 (01:02:11):
I don't have anything. Man, if I were, we're in
for the federal government, I'm sure i'd have all kinds
of stuff right now.
Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
But I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
I wish I did.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I get it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
She's smart. They're listening.
Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
We're in a group text right now.
Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
God, who do we add again?
Speaker 9 (01:02:29):
Thank you for the warning, Jenny. Now Brooke, it's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (01:02:32):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
Your time starts now. The first Apple computer was built
in what decades seventies.
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Or eighties seventies?
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
In which state is the famous college.
Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
MI located Massachusetts.
Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
What Rapper is the co owner and founder of Shady
Records eminem. In nineteen ninety seven, what Car became the
first mass produced hybrid in the world. Prius how do
you say the word friend in Spanish? Let me go
Judy Shine and is the host of what popular afternoon
TV show Judy Judge. Judy got our answers, and it's
(01:03:07):
time to head on over to the scoreboard to see
how you both did with Jose. The flavors are melting
on my tongue.
Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
And that is a food review from Jose. Jenny, you
got four correct today.
Speaker 17 (01:03:21):
Yeah, that was my first time.
Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
It was really good, and if Brooke was a nice person,
she would have just totally given you the game.
Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
But broke on six in a row. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 17 (01:03:35):
Oh man, I know that's why you can't beat her.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
You can't.
Speaker 9 (01:03:40):
You can always send agents to her house if she does. So,
let's go over the answers for everybody. First Apple computer
built in the nineteen seventies, nineteen seventy six, was actually
hand built by Steve Wozniak. Wow, good job, Steve.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Famous. MIT College is located in Massachusetts, Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
The rapper who's co owner and founder of Shady Records
is Eminem who owns it with him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
Probably actually a businessman.
Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
Yeah, we don't know, Yeah, white guy. In nineteen ninety seven,
the car that became the first mass produced hybrid in
the world is not the Toyota Wrap four, Jenny, it
was the Toyota Prius.
Speaker 13 (01:04:18):
Ah so close. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
Friend in Spanish is Amigo. And Judy Shindlin is host
of Judge Judy, also known as Judy Justice.
Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Now he's twenty million a year, guys, know it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
Well, she's got a lot more degrees than we do.
Speaker 9 (01:04:31):
Jenny, thanks for playing come back and play against Soon.
Speaker 17 (01:04:33):
Okay, yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
You didn't do her consolation.
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Oh no, shouldn't get one. I'm just kidding. Just for playing, Jenny,
you win a twenty five dollars Disney gift card VALLID
at any Disney resort, theme park or online in the
Disney Store.
Speaker 17 (01:04:46):
A great. Oh we'll give it to my children.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
Perfect, come back and play against Soon, Jenny. We're gonna
do win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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