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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I just say Jeff's song today is iconic. It's
brooking Jeffrey in the morning. This is your full hour
and I can't wait for.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You to hear it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It is definitely, of course about Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey's engagement, but the perspective he took on it is
something no one saw coming.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
When Jeff asked us for song ideas. Whatever he hands
up singing, I'm like, I never would have emailed you that.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I never would have thought about. So good. It's so good.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So definitely comment, you know, give him some love because
I know he came in at three in the morning
to work on it before the show even started.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
So it works like Taylor dude never stopped.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Seriously, how he does these every week is insane. Jeff, Yeah,
before we get to the full show, what do you
got in the comment selection?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, speaking of Jeff's dark said determined Dave five of
saying Hi to Jeffrey until he says Hi back, Hi, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But I just gotta let you know now, he's never
going to be in this intro.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We make him stay in the AUC studio. Helly sings
then we bring him out. But we do love you, commenting, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We'll tell jeff you've said, hi, how about that find
another mission? Stick to it. I like your perseverance. It's needed. Right,
we're getting your full hour started right now.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I'm trying to think, what's a fringe benefit that we
enjoy work here? Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Well, like
a normal benefit would be like health care and salary,
but then beyond those, like basic things.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It'd be like the coffee machine we used to have,
but they took it, right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We used to have ice. Remember that we don't have
a water filter here, We don't have that drink tap water.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
But we used to.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, they've taken all of our privileges away, basically. Typically,
free food is a really big one. I know the
company next door to us offers it for their tech employees.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, they're always in the elevator looking at all smug
holding there to go containers.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of their free lunches.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Meanwhile, we have to pay for a two week old
bag of boiled egg two weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's like over four dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It's amazing. Has anybody tried to sneak in over across
the way? Grab some like free granola bars and lacroix.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So they were just doing a like team work event
and they had free donuts out and I thought about it,
but I was so scared.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
They are scary.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I only bring this up because a new poll was
done and they found a new number one fringe benefit
that employees absolutely love.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Beats out almost anything else. It's free yoga classes in
the office.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It would be so nice.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
My apartment offers out on the rooftop.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
People want to be more mindful while they're at work,
more relaxed, to be people. It's awesome connect with their
chi or whatever. Would you be into that if we
did that here every morning?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
One thousand percent?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Actually, dude, I would I need to stretch?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Going to be next to me in the yoga class?
I just feel like it's going to be.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Loud in a lot of Yeah, well he needs an
instructor to help him get back into child's post. But
we gotta get some fringe perks around here, because Brook's
been trying to flirt with our eighty two year old
boss every morning to get us an omelet bar.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And where's that guy?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Would be nowhere.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, if anything, it's backfire.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Come on, Brook, give the man some sugar, some omelets
up in this beast. Now we're gonna move on. We're
gonna get into the jock collar question of the day
and send it over to the man whose fringe benefit
is his phone has countless photos and videos of all
of us, sometimes with our clothes on. Event digital producer
Jake Let's do it. Today is National Sports.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
Day, celebrating athleticism, physical competition, and of course, scantily claud
cheerleaders struggling to spell the word go.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, very very.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Smart, lot a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
But let's be honest, some of the greatest moments in
sports history didn't happen on the actual field.
Speaker 10 (03:59):
They happened to the big screen.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
Has given us countless underdog stories, miracle comebacks, and motivational
speeches that'll make you want to run through a wall
or hit a golf ball with a hockey stick.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It does feels so good, you feel like so charged
up when ever you watch one of these inspired.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
You feel like part of the team. And that's why
today we're doing a special Box Office Blitz edition of.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Plenty of twenty Okay, and.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Who would know more about sports than the former college
athlete on our show, Alexis Fuller. That's why she'll be
answering all of today's sports movie question.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
So here's how it works.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
First, I'll give a general hint about the film, and
then you have to guess will Alexis get the sports
movie question correct or not? All right, we'll start with
the woman who somehow made the c squad of her
middle school's badminton team.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's Brook, it's actually bal ball. There was a deep squad.
Speaker 10 (05:04):
Okay, okay, a lot of volume.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
The number.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm gonna go number. What's Alexis's favorite number? Twelve?
Speaker 10 (05:11):
No, twelve, Brook.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
Your hint is it's an ultra ultra famous movie quote,
maybe the number one sports movie quote of all time.
Will Alexis get it right?
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
God? So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
We play the Today versus Back in the Day trivia
on our podcast with Alexis, and she's terrible at quotes
like it may be her worst thing.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Which is a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, like where's that from?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna say she's gonna get it wrong.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Interesting, she doesn't believe in you. Your quote, Alexis is
from an iconic sports film in.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh yeah, if.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
You build it, they will come.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I watch this for the.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Game pay no Help.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We also do gen Z versus classic movie.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Corn in the Baseball Field.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But what happened?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
What's it called?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Also, if you build it, they will come? Is what
Brooks should say about the omelet bars.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
No more, boy, people.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Will come back to the office for.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The omelet bar yoga classes.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Joe, Well both, let's get them all back to the sports.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's something about like a miracle or baseball or a diamond.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The corn baseball movie.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Jaball field dreams.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I said miracle, Brook, you got it right.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Congrats Brook.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
We watched ten minute podcast about as thoughts on the
movie and she really took out miracles Corn Miracle.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
We should let her rename all the sports movies. Once
they call Brook you're save, Jose. You need a number
from you, ten number ten, Jose. Your hint is the Olympics.
Will Alexis get it right?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh that's kind of her.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
I mean, well, it's not her like Powerhouse, but she's
like if she was in the Olympics, it would be
for running, right.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Her story was an athlete in an Olympic sports.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But and she knows people who have been to the Olympics,
like she has friends who are Olympic athletes.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
But these are Olympic movies, and I.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Feel like most Olympic movies are about winter sports.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't care, Alexis. I have faith in you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I know she's gonna get it right, Jake, Let's go Alexis.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Jose believes in you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Based off a true story, this four man Jamaican Bob
Slide shocked the world when they qualified for the nineteen
eighty eight Winter Olympics.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It's too Over.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
They even did a movie about it, with John Candy
as their coach. Name this two words films.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Is Bob Slid.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Here.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
My kids love this movie.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So that doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
They also love.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
I'll give you a hint. The first word is cool.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Cool title.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
No, yeah, either know what you don't wish it was
corny miracle.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's what I was gonna go with.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Cool the cool Winter j.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Cool Winter.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Is called Cool Runnings.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, that film, it's a good film.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Jose believed in Alexis and it was his demise to Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Number number eight.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Jeffrey, your hint is pigskin. Do you believe in Alexis?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Okay, pigskin, Well, I you know what, I think that
Alexis is the Rudi of our show. Yeah, I believe.
I believe in her to take this to the longest yard.
Maybe those could be hints he's giving her pre hints.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I wasn't listening, attention.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
That's fine, faith in you analysis.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
This real life story centers around a wealthy woman named
Ian Touey who helps a homeless teenager into an NFL player.
Name this two thousand and nine sports drama.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Jeff's right, I am Rudy because it's the blind size.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Yeah, blind, And as Jose is the only one who
got it wrong, that means everyone else has one today's
edition of.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Plenty of twenty Alexis. So since Jose is the only
one to get it wrong, he's going to be getting
shocked while singing we are the Champions, by queen, We.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Are the Champions, my friend. That was really good.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I can tell you enjoy.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That's your shock collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I know there's more than one person in this room
looking forward to fall, because it's known around here as
eating season. Soup broken Jeffery in the morning. But there's
still a sliver of summer left. Yes, and I think
I'd be remiss of myself if I didn't bring up
the latest exercise trend for it. Okay, I know I'm
(10:18):
a little bit late on it. Probably should have brought
this up back in May or June, but better late
than never. You're gonna get an ultimate shape in the
next two weeks by running, crawling, and jumping on all
fours like an animal. It's the new exercise trend called quadrobics.
(10:38):
Oh number, what you're thinking of prancercise?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm sorry. I didn't need to get it confused.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And she only galloped on her back two legs prancing around.
This is different where you get down on all fours
and you're getting it's gaining traction. On social media, people
are posting videos of their bear craw cat leaps, leopard kicks,
and beast holes.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I will say every hit class I take has bear
crawls in it always.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
You know, I've never even heard of these terms before this.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, Jeff, obviously you need to work out.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Sometimes you actually wear animal masks and animal tails while
you work out.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That hasn't happened in Ye.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yes, it's for animal authenticity. They say it's twenty times
more intense than any regular workout.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
My dog eas over and is so confused.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What I can look like a kitten when I throw
my back out.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
A twenty five year old influencer says, quote, it's definitely
full body. Sometimes I get strange looks at the gym
sprinting on all fours across the room. But I've lost
a ton of weight since I started. I even started
getting a six pack.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, maybe look at home workout if you're going to
participate in this trend, your farm.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Work out with all the other quadrants. One personal trainer
says it brings humans back to their natural primal movements.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Again, Yah, when humans were at our bets. Okay, with
the primal days we lived to like fourteen years old.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Fairly. They do warn people to start off slow with
simple kitten lunges and crab reaches because if you jumpy,
if you jump straight to the cat leaps, you might
hurt yourself. Yourn, Yeah, I don't know, let's find out Brook,
you want to sign up for some crab reaching classes
with me?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I feel like I've already done him in my life.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So let's go.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I met an annointment for it, but we're gonna look
so snatched at the start of fall. Once we're done
with this. Laser Stories is next. It's the radio segment
that's proud to launch a brand new charity called Feed
the Supermodels.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh oh, honestly, they need it.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
We're just twelve cents a day. You can provide a
runway diva with half a baby carrot pre chewed for
easier digestion.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
I think the problem is they just don't needt it
like they can afford food.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I've given them fries. I'm giving them fries.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah that's too much, Brook, But you can't help feed
the hadids with Laser Stories. There's segment where we read
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser because that the catwalk queens
just don't. And this first laser story is out of Spain.
Forty four year old Antonio Delgado walked into a cafe
and ordered a sandwich and a latte. After they served him,
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he was told they were out of mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh oh man, that's a big deal in Spain.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
They love mm hmm, that's why. Surveillance cameras then showed
him getting up from his table and talking to a
waiter about it. Then he went over to another waiter,
same thing. So he storms out of the place, walked
over to a gas station next door, came back with
a can of gasoline, poured it on the bar and
(13:58):
set it on file.
Speaker 13 (13:59):
Oh my god, he was gonna buy mayo.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I am sure this isn't Florida.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Maybe it's the Florida of Spain. But flames shot up
and all the customers ran out. Thankfully, the staff was
able to use fire extinguishers to put it out before
anyone got hurt. Antonio then fled the scene after accidentally
setting his own hand on fire.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I love those criminal videos.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
Yeah, when you see him try to break a window,
they throw a rocket and just bounces.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Off and hit.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
That's definitely Antonio. He was tracked down and caught shortly afterwards.
The damage is estimated to be around ten thousand dollars.
Oh that's a lot, and he's looking at ninety days
in jail, all because they were out of Mayo.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Okay, lovers, Yeah, don't mess with Mayo, man.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
That's why you got to keep a packet in your
wallet at all times like I do. I've had one
in there since twenty thirteen because you just never know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And everyone knows. Mayo's better when it's oh.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah, Squeeze is out, easier when it's warmer. This next
Lazer story is out of I Love Love Headquarters. There's
no one more excited about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
engagement than major brands.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
Oh I'm gonna themselves.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No, even the brands are more excited than Travis because
they're wanting to get in on that swifty love train,
and many are doing it by offering proposal freebies and
deals who For example, two hours after the pair posted
their happy news to social media, Krispy Kreme offered free
donut rings for two hours.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's pretty smart. They're on it.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
That is really smart.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
But if you missed out on that one, don't worry.
There's still more that you can get in on. Starting today,
California Pizza Kitchen is offering customers heart shaped pizzas to
celebrate their love. Wait CPK, you can order the it's
a love story pizza. Oh, I get it for the
next thirteen days his favorite number, and they are available
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in any flavor starting at seventeen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Is that also a thing for her.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
To get it? No, there's nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, they really should, They really should divide them.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Also, door Dash is jumping on Taylor's favorite number by
offering Swifties thirteen percent off their order with the code thirteen.
Oh my god, but you have to spell it out
like the word.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, that's actually good to know, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, it's a little bit tough to spell, so good
luck with that one. And last, but not least, Buffalo
Wild Wings has offered to cater the happy Couple's wedding
for free. No word on if Taylor and Travis have
taken him up on it.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
You know, Jason Kelsey would be so down for.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
This, such as every bride wants to eat greasy chicken
wings in their white dress.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Should because nothing says forever like forty flavors of sauce
and a fight breaking out over the last cup of ranch.
This next laser story is out of Sweet treat HQ
and Hungry All this time Man, a researcher at the
University of Bristol in the UK, created a song that
supposedly makes chocolate taste even better when you're listening to it.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Yes, yeah, you don't have to make chocolate taste better.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's like the best What did you tell me before
we came into the studio.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I literally just ate a chocolate rees and I guess
I could have eaten it at the same time as this.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Song Brook, don't worry, I've got you covered on this,
but let me keep going. Because they did this by
reviewing sixty years of scientific research on multisensory integration, and
they compose the music around sonic qualities that are apparently
proven to affect flavor, like if you change the pitch
tempo in harmony, I think you get chocolate.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Can we get to that point?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, that's why we are going to try it live
in studio, yay right now and find out if it's real.
So this is a piece of pure chocolate for you
before you pop it in your mouth, just before I
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play the song. The original composition, so everybody knows, is
called the Sweetest Melody. Okay, okay, And so if you're
listening at home and you have a chocolate bar on you,
or if you're driving with one in your car, or
maybe you have one in your wallet next to your
emergency Mayo packet like I do. You can try this
along with Brooke and tell us if it really does
taste better when you hear it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I shared with Alexis.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
I don't really trust Alexis on the chocolate stuff, so
I'm going to default to brook on this. Ready, Yeah,
all right, play the song? Yeah chocolate, Okay? Is it
tasting better than normal chocolate?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't know. It always so good. I'm gonna say yes,
but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
What described is it tasting different?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I think we need to keep doing this and you
need to give me more chocolate. I think that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I was keeping these in my underwear just so if
it tastes different, that might be some of it. But
now we didn't play the whole song. The total time
of it takes roughly sixty four seconds. Everyone's gonna be
done because already shoved another piece.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Of chocolate in her mouth, and I'm gonna say the
song isn't playing. It's not as good.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's not as good.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
But the second one effect.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, no, it's real, but sixty four seconds is basically
the amount of time it takes for a piece of
chocolate to melt in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Wow, this second one really not hidden like that first one.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, we're gonna spit out.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, I saw it.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
You gotta bring back that song. It is available on
YouTube and Spotify if you want to try it. We
will have the link up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffrey as.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
A diabetic that is like a horror music.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And you know you can't apply that sixty four second
song to other things as well. I mean, this guy
usually gets stuff done in under a minute, but every
once in a while he can go a full sixty
four seconds if you ask him. Real nice and that
sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
There used to be a person we worked with here.
Don't want to say that person's name, but they used
to brag all around the office about how they would
go years without ever reading a book, and they genuinely
thought it was the coolest thing to say.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We are talking about now, I'm curious, I'm not going to.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Say their name. Broh, can you believe that weird Flex
did not make the brand new list that came out
of the strangest brags people have ever said to their friends, family,
and coworkers, thinking it was cool. WHOA, and I guarantee
you're gonna be stunned at number one on the list.
You're gonna hear it coming up right after this. Some
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things are worth bragging about. Some things aren't. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning, like, for example, worth bragging about. Okay,
when I was named mister Fallbrook Mall nineteen eighty nine
as the cutest baby this side of West Hollywood, I
still think, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I mean that's usually when people ask me, like, what's
jeff Like, that's the first thing I got that's worth saying.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Thank you for mentioning it.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, it's a hot baby.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Something not worth bragging about. When Brooke haggled at her
son's elementary school bake sale, telling a seven year old, no,
I won't pay seventy five cents for a half dozen brownies.
You'll give those to me for free and then maybe
I'll sign your T shirt.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I kid learn stuffing if.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
You ask me. Yeah, you're proud of it. The reason
I bring it up, though, is because a new list
came out that asked people to share the weirdest flexes
that they've ever heard somebody else say with a totally
straight face. This is gonna be good, so let's get
into it. Number ten said one of my managers prided
herself on being crazy busy. She proudly told me she
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hasn't listened to any music in fifteen years because she
doesn't have the time.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
It's impossible. How do you avoid music?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Serious?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What a stupid brag? That miserable life to me?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I didn't use it to escape.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I feel like the only brag is how you get
more PTO time?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
How do you utilize that?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Use it?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Number nine a coworker boasted about never using their paid
time off. Why there we are and the days don't
roll over, so they would keep track in their cubicle
with a big sign that said so far, I've missed
twenty nine vacation days.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That is not at all and not healthy.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Yeah, well, why do you think the company is still
afloat and able to give everybody else vacation because she
is sacrificing herself. Let's give them a little bit of respect.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Someone's brook slack.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think the kids that didn't miss school in absences
up and skip.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
A day, bro your life you Harvard grad Number eight.
My brother in law is almost sixty. He always brags
about never eating fruits or vegetables. When I told him
that technically pizza sauce is made from tomatoes, he vowed
to never eat a pizza again.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Who he can?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
He just learned that I think nothing but vegetables my
entire life.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
See, he skipped too many days of health class. I
think the problem there's a balance.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
These are from a new list of the most bizarre
flexes people have ever said, genuinely thinking they're cool because
of it. Number seven. I had a boss who used
to call my handwriting ugly and chicken scratch. She claims
she won an award for her handwriting back in third grade,
which was probably around sixty years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I do feel like this is something you would brag about, Jeff,
you do have good penmanship.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I feel like you took calligraphy classes.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Severally caligraphy, it's more like twelve year old girl hand writing. Yeah,
you expect to see like a heart above.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
The Yeah, I can hear the jealousy and all your voices.
Number six, a guy hitting on me at a bar
in Los Angeles proudly bragged that he was just in
a National Pedigree commercial pedigree as in the dog food.
He then told me they took a close up of
his hand opening a can from a can opener. Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I would kind of want to see his hands up
close though, after he told me, I'm let me see.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Can I get a high five?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah? They really should have. Like the Hottest hands in
Hollywood list?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Still does hand models make a lot? I could never
be one.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah, weird vein or something. Yeah, you're disqualified. My hands
to Harry.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Number five from the list. My cousin bragged that he
had never used sunscreen in his life. He said this
while he was peeling off all of his burnt dead
skin in our shared hotel room while on vacation in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
We're not snakes. I'm supposed to happen, but.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
The snakes do think that's a pretty cool flex. Yeah, Like, damn, bro,
look at all that skin coming off you. Number four.
A patient bragged about not drinking water. She told me
she said if God wanted her to drink water, he
would have made it taste better.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I remember hanging.
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Out with this girl and she was like, I don't
drink water. All I drink is diet coke. And I'm
like that's really bad, and she's like, there's water in
diet coke.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
So I tried to sneak.
Speaker 13 (25:43):
Like water, like I would try to pour a little
more water in her diet coke when she wasn't looking.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
With a toddler, I know, I'm just drinking water the
kid's juices.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
If you're just joining us, we're talking about the weirdest
flexes that people have ever said to others, genuinely thinking
they're cool because it. Number three someone was proud of
themselves for once chugging an entire one gallon jar of
straight pickle juice, which ended up destroying the lining of
their stomach.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I was so much, I feel like my stomach could
handle it. I don't know the stomach steel. I think
you could take that vinegar like a champ.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Next year's summer challenge. I think I know what Brook's
going to be.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Gallon so much, I know.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Number two someone bragged about living in Italy for nine
years and never once eating the local cuisine. What instead,
he said he used to drive forty five minutes to
a McDonald's almost every single day.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like illegal, he was banished from Italy the world.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Although McDonald's probably has some pretty good stuff in the
way better Yeah, you might be better than the local cuisine.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
On that.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
And the number one weirdest flex someone ever said with
a straight face thinking they're cool because of it, My
ex boss told me he doesn't even know the name
of his son or exactly how old he is. What
that is his son and his wife live in the
same house as him. He's just a total jerk.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
And there are people that pride themselves on that too.
They're like, Oh, I'm a jerk, I love it.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Can hold of his wife? Can I think she needs
some help? She needs to get out of that.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
If you could remember what her name was, then we
might be able to kind of Those were the weirdest,
most horrible flexes that people ever said thinking they were cool.
Your phone taps coming up right.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Everyone knows brides love it when you force them to
make a last second change right before their wedding.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, that even hurt me.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
That's why we call a woman who's set to get
married in a week and tell her, well, good news,
bad news. Good news, the DJ you met with and
went over your entire playlist is now famous. Bad news.
He's in a Biza right now doing nosecandy with twenty
one year olds. So we need to get a backup
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ready for you, and we've got some great options in
your phone tab right now.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Another Hello, Hi Carrie.
Speaker 14 (28:29):
Yeah, I'm calling from Entertainment Book the DJ with us
for your wedding. Oh yeah, one week from today, that's
coming up.
Speaker 15 (28:39):
Yeah, we're super excited.
Speaker 14 (28:41):
You know, you know kind of cravy about the DJ book.
DJ Kevin, he's like totally blowing up right now. He
virally did this one thing online he was mixing seven
turntables at once.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
Cool.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
Next thing, you know, he got booked for Abiza. Now
he's on a plane.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
He's wait what I said, He's bucked.
Speaker 14 (29:06):
He got bucked in a Beza which isn't close by us,
so he's not going to be able to make it
to your wedding. Wait what what He's doing a festival now?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 11 (29:17):
No, no, we have a contract, like it's a week away.
Speaker 14 (29:21):
Yeah, you did give them the land of phone parties,
and it he knows is if you know.
Speaker 15 (29:27):
What I mean, Yeah, yeah, excuse me.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
I meant look, Abiza, I don't know what's going on
right now, and I really don't know what you're talking about.
But the thing is he has to be there.
Speaker 14 (29:41):
Okay, DJ, okay, don't don't get your garter in a ruffle. Okay, Okay,
that's a wedding joke.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
That's not really appropriate.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
My apologies. We have a whole roster of experience DJs
and we can totally get I'm gonna fill in for you.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
So so wait a minute.
Speaker 11 (29:56):
You're saying he's definitely not gonna do it, and we
have just picked.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Some random no either all very talent and DJ's with
their own special niches like DJ sweaty Palms. He's available,
J who DJ sweaty Palms.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Absolutely not, he's so.
Speaker 14 (30:14):
He is so nervous that he slips on the ones
and twos because his hands are all sweaty. But it
sounds kind of cool.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Oh my god, it's not real.
Speaker 15 (30:23):
Right now.
Speaker 11 (30:24):
I'm not having a DJ named DJ Sweaty Palms at
my wedding.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Okay, okay, what about DJ t M. I his thing
is Helen interrupt the music to tell you way too
much personal information about you and the groom.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, some people love it.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Nobody wants that at their wedding.
Speaker 14 (30:41):
Okay, others do find it offensive. It depends on your style.
You want to get room while you're getting toasted because
at the wedding is another wedding joke.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
You're not funny.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
You know who is funny?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Is DJ Dad Jokes?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
No?
Speaker 14 (30:55):
I think you probably know.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
What he does.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Everyone how you doing?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Night?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Should be in bed?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No, I want a normal DJ, one that plays the
music that we selected.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
For I got it.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
There's only one answer, and that's DJ mumble Mags. He
mumbled so much you can't even understand his announcement. It's
like a sound system on an Ethiopian fairy.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Do you understand him?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
But the music's great.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
You seriously need to shut up and listen to me.
I need a regular DJ on your psycho weird ones,
a normal person.
Speaker 14 (31:40):
Some of these guys don't worn't for you.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
Then we're gonna have to go with our worst DJ.
That's DJ Matt Matt Taps.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You heard of him? Your fiance?
Speaker 5 (31:51):
What fiance?
Speaker 14 (31:52):
Matt we call him Matt Taps because he just set
you up for the sweet phone taps.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
What it's a bring phone call.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
This is actually a jiday from Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 15 (32:08):
You're unbelievable, it was, well.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I'm here to say of the day.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
Why would you be past when I can give you
someone like DJ Buffer? Oh my god, the music cuts
out every twenty seconds randomly.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Is it the drop or the music? No, it's buffering.
It's buffering.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Be clear.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
DJ Kevin is still coming.
Speaker 16 (32:28):
To our Yeah no, actually, yeah, Matt was the one
thing wanted me to tell you. DJ Kevin is booked
and confirmed and you will be fine.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Wow he's the worst.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, DJ Kevin the worst. I want to dropped him
too for mumble makes of course.
Speaker 14 (32:44):
Yeah, meet me?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Wow, wake up.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
I used to look at dating apps as a way
for people to find love, friendship, or at least an
easy out of family hookup. Wait, why did you even
say well, the family ones are too easy?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Did we not just go to the family chat?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
But after today's call, I think we all learned that
we've been too narrow minded. The dating apps can be
used for so much more, And now nobody bats an
eye when Brook opens her bumble because it's not for
what you'd think. Even her husband, I think, would support
her doing this, and I know you'll agree when you
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hear it in your brand new second date update, next
second date update. On a first date, if you're a woman,
where's the safest place to meet a guy for the
first time?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Public?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Lots of people public, it's too general anywhere I've crossed
off a few suggestions jose gave earlier. Dark Web. No,
although it does provide good anonymity.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
On the.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Web, not a full dark Maybe.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
A children in a place Okay, children's toy store where
the security guard can see you, save fun Brook.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I think they're all closed, aren't they?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Like? Maybe I know Alexis doesn't feel comfortable giving guys
her apartments, so she always gives them the address to
Brooks house. Yeah, meets them there.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Lost in that help.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, nobody wants to steal anything from them. And I
want to have that gutter guy ended up in my house.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Salesman.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
One of our listeners, Davis said he met his data
at a place that he never expected he would. So
let's learn more about it. Davis, Welcome to the show.
What's this girl's name?
Speaker 8 (34:50):
First of all, Hey, so her name's Ashley?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Ashley? And where did Ashley want to meet you?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
So we were going to go out and she asked
me to give her a ride. I thought was really interesting.
That doesn't usually happen.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Step to not safest things to do on a date.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
And I'm guessing had.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
You met in person before? Or is this meet up
off the apps?
Speaker 17 (35:11):
No?
Speaker 8 (35:12):
This is off an appy in a car.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Shouldn't you just never do that? Ever?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:18):
I mean honestly, Davis, I trust you immediately, so you
can come to the radio station whatever you want. How
long were you guys talking before the date happened?
Speaker 8 (35:28):
So we only talked once and it was on the phone,
but it was for like three.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Hours, So I mean you obviously were vibing and you
were clicking.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Like for three hours.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You got to have a good connection with something.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
But it was there a reason why she wanted you
to pick her up.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
You know, she didn't mention, She just asked if I
could pick her up, and I thought, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
So she gave you an address, and this turned out
to be the actual place that she really lived.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Gotcha different?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
So weird, That's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
But what was it like when you showed up at
her house and.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You got her?
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Yeah, I mean it was great. So it was a
house and she has a roommate, but her roommate was
out for the night, so you know, I said, hey, yeah,
let's when don't we you know, head out, we'll go
And she said, well, first, do you want a drink?
Like I can give you a tour?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And I was like, oh okay, oh wow, she's inviting
you inside immediately and drink.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Yeah, how can I say no? So after the tour,
we just sat on the porch and uh just started
talking and that turned into like longer and longer, and
it didn't even end up going out.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It's just like it's just like your phone call from
the first time you met, Like you just get lost
in conversation together.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's such a great sign. What'd you guys like connect over?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
We connected over a lot of stuff. We have like
a very similar sense of humor. We like a lot
of similar things, like similar movie and shows, and things
like that.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Did anything weird happen?
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Well, okay not. I don't know if it was weird, Like, okay,
So we were on the front porch. We had a
few drinks throughout the time that we were there, so
I kept going in and out to get the drinks
and come back out with them. And she has a
dog named Nugget, really cute. Yeah. Yeah, but she kept
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warning me, you know, hey, like just make sure you're
mindful of shutting the door because you know he'll run
away if.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
He gets out. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
So after a few drinks, kind of forgot that she
had a dog for a little bit, so I did
leave the door crack while I was handing her drink,
and Nugget almost got out. He was like halfway out
the door, and I had this sort of yeah, I
had to dive to grab it.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
I did.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
I got him.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
But then after that it was getting dark. I said,
why don't we put on the light? Do you have
a light out here? And she said, well, I would,
but it's sort of broken and it's too high for
me to change. And I said, oh, well that's not
that high. I can reach that. So I reached up
and I changed the light, and she said, oh, you know,
there's really nice for you to do. I appreciate that.
And I said, oh, yeah, I'm a little handy a little.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Sometimes it's a little handy. By changing the light.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Bulb, that's handy. And you change a light bulb, that's
something that's useful that you do around the house.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That is handy. Anybody can change a light bulbs. You
git your hands, have like skill, and you know how to.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
You have to twist it one way and then twist
it back the other.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Sometimes you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I understand it's handy where you grew up, Davis.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
She doesn't consider you handy man, not for that.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
You know what I did. Picture a burner too, Oh what.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Burn Wait a minute, that is handy.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Her burner phonerew.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
It, I hope not know the burner on her kitchen stove.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Wow, okay, that's handy.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
You screwed in a gas pipe this time, which is
way more different.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
That's romantic.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
It does sound like you help her. We talk for
a few hours. You may just be a really best friend.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Now, or maybe she's not getting back to you because
there's CO two poisoning in her house.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I didn't do it right, I hope not.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Was there any romance like any kissing action?
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Or we did kiss a little bit at the end
of the night before I left.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
So Okay, she's romantically.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Indie, Well, she's romantically into me. Why is it she
answering my text now?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Rude?
Speaker 13 (39:30):
She should be excited to text you if anything, should
be like, oh my god, okay, wait thirty minutes before
you text him back.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Totally so good, all of it.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
I thought it was something's wrong with her, bro, No way,
it's you. Yeah, we'll find out what her problem is.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Too handy even we don't know the word.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Maybe it's handsy.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Well Brook would consider that a perk.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Everybody has a different opinion.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Jeff, let's figure this out. We're gonna call Ashley for you,
get you a second date update right after this hold
on second date update. Most other radio shows try to
lift up their listeners praise them for doing nice things
and good deeds on a first date. Yeah, that's not
really our style. We let to downplay your positive traits
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and good deeds and will even insult your handy skills
because we're trying to help you to realize your own flaws.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Why are you.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
So stuck on? Miss? Change in the light bulb is
not handy, Jeff and double down.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
His manhood isn't about caring. Real love isn't about support.
It's about flawfinding, and our listener, Davis appreciates that, right, Davis,
I guess so yes. Now, Brooke wrote down fifteen other
shortcomings that she noticed during the day.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
She super nice and helped her out.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Too nice.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
You are so impossible some.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Days, Davis. She's calling you in possible.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
It's hard to tell something.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, well, it's possible that he did exhaust her because
Davis was with her at her house for many, many hours,
drinking out on her front porch.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
So cute, though, Like, I can't believe she's not calling
you back.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Same.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
I'm hoping that the reason that she's not calling you
back is that her dog just got loose and she's
been out looking for it. If anything, she probably needs
your help to track him.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Down, anative.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
That's your positivity job.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
We're here to help her in her time with need.
That's a good thing. Let's dillar and see where she's
at and if she needs a little assistance, here we go.
Hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey is this Ashley?
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Yes it is, who says, hey, we're.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
A radio show. We just wanted to know is Nugget
there is Nugget safe? What your dog?
Speaker 10 (42:04):
Your dog?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Nugget that has the cutest name ever. Good job of
naming your dog.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Of thanks.
Speaker 11 (42:10):
I don't know how you know my dog's name, but.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
We heard it from a listener to our show that
you met up with for a date recently. His name's Davis.
Speaker 11 (42:21):
Oh, okay, I don't really I don't really.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Remember remember Davis.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
I yeah, I don't know. I just I kind of
hang out with a lot of people.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
So.
Speaker 18 (42:36):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It came to your house, yeah, I think you just
like a week ago.
Speaker 11 (42:44):
A week ago.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yeah, according to him, you guys met on a dating app.
You asked him to come pick you up for a date,
and then he ended up just staying there drinking with
you on your front porch, which you know, we.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Were actually shocked that you were so trusting of him
so quickly. I mean, because it's just a guy you
met on the internet.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
Does he have dark hair? I think he was wearing
a gray shirt.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
We don't we've never seen him, but that does sound
like him.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, good old gray shirt.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
He sounded very gray shirt and dark hair over here.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
So many dates, I mean, it's impressive you're fitting that
many in a week.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
How could you not remember someone like that you spend
hours with?
Speaker 11 (43:27):
To be honest, I mean that's kind of like just
how I use the dating apps. I've been doing this.
Speaker 18 (43:36):
For a while.
Speaker 13 (43:37):
Wait what you invite people over and talk to them
and then let them leave?
Speaker 4 (43:40):
That's hat called a date apps anyone.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
But it feels like he didn't even know his name
while he was at your house.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (43:48):
I've been using dating apps for over a year now,
and when I started, I was looking for a relationship.
But wait, I don't I don't really know if that's
where I'm at anyway, or.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
What do you mean, like you you just you don't
want to see anybody seriously, or like why go out
on the date to begin with?
Speaker 15 (44:07):
If that, I just I saw like too many people
just want to mess around, you know, And after a
while it just really kind of, I don't know, mess
with my head. So I just decided.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
Screw it, I'm just gonna be in my free handyman phase.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Your free handyman, So you do admit he's handy.
Speaker 11 (44:35):
Well, so I'll set up a meeting with the guy
and they will end up fixing stuff from him.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
Him.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
How do you even know they're handy when you meet
him on the app stuff?
Speaker 11 (44:55):
I mean, you come all guys like to think they're handy,
whether they really are not.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
So much time, Jeffy did think that he was handed
with a light bulb, So I'll.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Any light bulb in this studio, watch me.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's so messed up. You're just using these people. You
spend hours with them and kiss them off.
Speaker 11 (45:13):
For that sucks good guys kill out. I mean, look,
I'll have him back over if something else goes wrong
in the house.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
He he thought that he was going over there to
have like a genuine connection with you.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
You werety, and honestly, if you are pretty, you could
probably just put on the apps just looking for a handyman,
and guys would still volunteer to do that.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
A landlord exactly.
Speaker 11 (45:42):
Yeah, the landlord takes forever to solve things. And look,
if I put just looking for a handyman on an app,
people are going to show up thinking that it's like
an X rated request just.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Looking for a pizza guy.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I would read that's so messed up. He's going to
be hurt?
Speaker 5 (46:03):
Is he going to be her? We don't know. The
only way to find out is if we actually just
talked to him, because he just happens to be on
the other line right now waiting to jump in on
this conversation.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh god, he heard everything?
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Is he there?
Speaker 11 (46:18):
Listen before he jumps in. I'm just I'm still trying
to figure out which guy he is because I had
to do come over in the same weekend. Did he
I just did he recalk the bathtub or anything about any.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Recall unless we missed that part of the story. Dare
that word?
Speaker 8 (46:42):
Yeah? Hey, I'm here. Why Actually, I think you're confused.
I'm trying to date for love and I'm looking for
someone who wants the same.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Oused.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Well, I really love that you fixed my.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh actually you had a connection with him.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Maybe you're just jaded from being hurt, you know.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
I mean that's true, and I'm sorry you feel bad.
I mean, I you were nice to talk to. I mean,
I'm happy to hang out again with you at my plate.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
If he fixes something else for you, like only.
Speaker 15 (47:24):
If he wants to, that's good.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Wow, what an offer? Anyone pass that up?
Speaker 11 (47:33):
I mean, the good news is I've already got a
guy who's really good with plumbing, so I'll never ask
you to do any plumbing.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Oh there's a different guy.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Have not many plumbing issues.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Well, it's hard to find a good plumber.
Speaker 8 (47:46):
I just feel so taken advantage of right now. I
really thought we had a real connection, and it looks
like you have this kind of connection with a lot
of people.
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Oh, David, I'm really sorry you feel that.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Way with an S. Davis.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Oh my god, you kissed him still?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Or is that the tip?
Speaker 11 (48:10):
You know? He did a nice thing for me. What's
wrong with a little harmless kissing everything?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
When he thinks by Ryan wherever your name was?
Speaker 11 (48:24):
Again? Like, I'm sorry if he was confused about things,
but I just know where I am at in my life.
I'm in this handyman phase.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
You didn't tell him that.
Speaker 11 (48:36):
Well, now he knows that he'd like to come over again.
I'd be open to it.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
There is no way David still wants to hang out
with her.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Gone buy some wood and go build her a deck. Bro,
if you'll love her, go get.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Never underestimate the shallowness of a guy. You never know
what he's going to say if it means scoring another
date with the cute girl. So that's true, Davis. Remember
how pretty Ashley was, and.
Speaker 11 (48:57):
I think I hear a noise in my ceilings.
Speaker 5 (49:02):
Another opportunity to demonstrate your manly handliness for her.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
She just pays you and kisses.
Speaker 8 (49:09):
What do you think, Davis, My handiness is deserved for
someone who loves me. Oh that.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Should be a bumper sticker.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
Well, thank you for being on the show with us, David,
and good luck, good luck with all your handy dating
life stuff in the future. Okay, thank you and Ashley.
I know a couple guys on our textboard at seventy
five nine two say they will be available at a
moment's notice to come and fix your ceiling fan or
whatever you got going on.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Do you have no dignity left? No?
Speaker 18 (49:42):
God?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
She kisses at the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah, I kiss somebody.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Jeffrey in the morning. I wasn't kidding. We really were
getting text at seventy five to nine two from many
gentlemen who would not mind helping Ashley with her household problems.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Dude, but we're man. We wanted to so useful.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Women have some respect, get paid for it.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
At least, that's the thing you have to think about. Like,
I know, we were saying earlier that having a stranger
who you just meant on the internet come over to
your house for a date is kind of sketchy. But
how is that any different than finding a random handyman
on the internet and hiring him to come out to
your house.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Jeff, I don't.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
I don't have those guys come to my house when
I'm home alone. Yeah, well, you literally make sure that
someone else is there. That's what women do.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
And like make sure you know their name.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Maybe just saying either way, it's a random dude that
you're inviting over to your house. But at least Ashley's
plan was economical because she got pre work done.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I don't know, she can't change her own light bulb,
but I'm just like, I'm disappointed in her as a human,
which was just off.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Yeah, don't know how many people I've paid to come
out and change my light bulbs for me, and I
pay them. She's just given all the women of the
world a great life happening.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
You pay a house, and you're paying people to change
your life.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Pay me next time.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
I don't know. I don't know if you guys are
Handyman certified. Again, it doesn't I need to see the
check mark next to your name if I'm gonna believe
you're gonna fix my stuff. But if you ever want
help with your dating life, we're not certified at all
for that. We'll step in and give it our best try.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (51:12):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
In radio, everyone is constantly trying to come up with
new ideas to test out on the air. Yeah, they're
always asking like, what new game can we play? What
crazy segment can we roll out? And I came up
with something kind of nuts.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh really, I don't.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Think it's ever been done before, So just follow me here.
What if we played a popular song, hold On, hold On,
not the original song, just the instrumental, and then all
change a few of the lyrics and sing it worse's
(52:00):
worst the actual artist does You're already okay.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Jeff that's already like a parody song.
Speaker 10 (52:07):
I wouldn't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Everybody would a funny costume. Sometimes, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
God, this is brilliant.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Rhyme, silly words, this is crazy.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
I think we're onto something. You are about to witness
history when I completely butcher a once beloved piece of
music during my brand new Song of the Week. It's
coming up right after this. It is time for my
brand new song of the week. It is Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. And here's a few stats for you.
Over thirty three million likes, ten million shares O my God,
(52:44):
and one epic love story to beat all other love stories.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Ye not ours.
Speaker 5 (52:53):
I'm of course talking about music icon Taylor Swift getting
engaged to NFL star as Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
All the Easter eggs. I mean, I'm not a huge
Swifty and I've been.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
I mean, the news dropped earlier this week, and the
public reaction was, for the most part, overwhelmingly positive, because we.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Just needed good news, like something happy, you know.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
I mean, there's all these comments all across the internet
from people saying, like literally crying for my close and
personal friend Taylor. No one was from me. Another said,
announced those tour dates. I'm ready to pay for that wedding.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Have a wedding in every city.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
I mean, everyone and their mom seems to be over
the moon about this engagement. But there is a small
contingent of people, God, very small. We're talking less than
a hundred who are completely devastated. No talking about all
of Taylor's ex boyfriends. They may not be public speaking
(54:01):
out about it, but you don't think they're like gathering
in secret, crying, plodding together, trying to think of some
way to stop this wedding because they know deep down
they missed their chance.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I saw Matt Healy drunk on stage. Shade real.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
God, it's just all those years of breakup songs written
about them, and now Taylor's just gonna toss them to
the side and go off and be happy with some
football blockhead.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
I know her exes are hurting, and that's why I
had to write a song from their perspectively, a Taylor
Swift song about the exits.
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Yes, they are begging her, don't go through with it, Taylor,
give us one more chance, Oh God. And that's why
instead of singing Taylor Swift's we are never ever ever
getting back together, it's young Jefferies. She had better never
ever tie the knot forever.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (55:04):
Yeah, So I'm gonna point when I'm ready for all
the xes.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Here we go crying crying and eating tubs of iceas.
Speaker 5 (55:13):
Point I saw my ex was getting wipeed up online
posting with some beefy football honk jawline. I thought I
broke her heart and left her crushed. Now she's happy
and engaged. What just think about your future wedding day?
Scary his shirtless bro passed out on the buffet, Harry,
(55:36):
you know he'll catch and spike the dan bouquet. Taylor,
I beg you don't do this, You're crazy. I miss you.
I know sometimes that ax is fight, It's true, but
this one is warning you. I'm begging you, please.
Speaker 17 (55:54):
Just measure maybe weather if your ex was better. Gee,
I know our love was tattered, but your songs were slappers.
We make up and then we break up, and then
you'd write poetry. So please, we better never ever let
her tie the knot with Trevor or Travis or Trader
(56:19):
or whatever the freaking guy's name is.
Speaker 5 (56:21):
He's out with his buddies every night, and you'll be
stuck at home with Patrick Mahomes's wife.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
Yippie.
Speaker 5 (56:26):
I know I wasn't callte the perfect guy. Sorry that
I don't have a podcast. Everyone likes but boo Ooh,
you used to date a sushie guys.
Speaker 17 (56:37):
Now you are thriving.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
But I'm telling you this football dude, he made treasure and.
Speaker 17 (56:45):
Give you pleasure, but your tears were wetter.
Speaker 10 (56:49):
Please pleaser.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Music will be better if your.
Speaker 17 (56:53):
Heart it's ever.
Speaker 6 (56:54):
No one wants to song about how you're married.
Speaker 5 (56:58):
Happily, so pleasease, don't dress her in white yetter just
play to reconsider e's your oof.
Speaker 17 (57:08):
Oof, we miss you, oof, we were fool oo ools.
Speaker 11 (57:14):
Taylor Jones, It's still not too late.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
It's just fourth and forever tethered.
Speaker 6 (57:22):
He's no Benny Blanco, but hey whatever.
Speaker 8 (57:29):
It's Taylor.
Speaker 17 (57:30):
If this is Sam, Jake, Joe, Harry, Tom or the
other tailor, I'm unavailable.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Because I'm getting married, So stop calling for my fiancee.
Speaker 7 (57:37):
We'll kick your ay.
Speaker 17 (57:40):
Happy alter pression Center, your first webbing happer screaming and shouting.
Speaker 5 (57:47):
I am Chester because your love's intenser. You knew I
was shopple.
Speaker 17 (57:52):
I was all your wilder streams, so please.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
No pressure, tailor. Just remember her back to December. We're
toxic together. I'm like you love to mentor if you're.
Speaker 17 (58:13):
Into type and I can get that surgery. But please
do better, never ever wet her blank space forever.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah. Man, that probably is not going to convince her
to go back to any of the axes.
Speaker 5 (58:33):
Sure, but I.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Do understand their viewpoint.
Speaker 4 (58:35):
Now, yeah, what.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
She gonna do?
Speaker 18 (58:38):
Now?
Speaker 5 (58:38):
Yeah, we're but how happy she is?
Speaker 2 (58:40):
Yeah, I mean what happened to toxic relationship?
Speaker 8 (58:42):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (58:43):
That tailor?
Speaker 10 (58:44):
Please just one more go?
Speaker 5 (58:46):
I swear it will work.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
We all agree he's not as hot as Benny Blanco.
Speaker 5 (58:49):
No, I mean, nobody beats Benny Blanco.
Speaker 4 (58:51):
At least personality.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
That's right, whole podcast. Yeah, so there you go. It's
a song of the week. You get text him to
seventy five nine too, tell us what you thought about it.
We're gonna post the video up on all of our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey with all the lyrics so
you can like and share with all of your Taylor
loving friends. Seriously, though, congratulations to Taylor and to Travis.
Speaker 7 (59:12):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (59:22):
You've heard of the most interesting man in the world.
But have you heard of the most interesting caller on
the radio? His name is John. He doesn't always call
in to play trivia games, but when he does, he's interesting.
Speaker 13 (59:39):
He's got a pretty simple name for the most interesting man.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Basic.
Speaker 5 (59:44):
But John, show them how interesting you really are. Welcome
to the show.
Speaker 18 (59:49):
Hey, how's go.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
On the accent?
Speaker 8 (59:53):
For me?
Speaker 5 (59:53):
I'm timid, very.
Speaker 18 (59:57):
Mid Atlantic to West coast A.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
What interesting things have you been up to so far today, John?
Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
Today?
Speaker 18 (01:00:06):
Not too much? First day of school for my two daughters.
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Wow, yes, not one but two daughters?
Speaker 18 (01:00:13):
Whoah?
Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Interesting?
Speaker 18 (01:00:15):
Tenth grade and sixth grade?
Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Actually, actually you are a brave man.
Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
You're getting.
Speaker 18 (01:00:24):
But not interesting?
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Well, I disagree. I think all of our listeners are
very intimidated just hearing you on the radio. Right now,
Do you know how the game works? John, you got
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know, and you could say pass, you have to
beat her out right if you want to win? Are
you ready? Youre am? Of course you are? Good luck.
Your time starts now. Netflix started as a DVD rental
service in nineteen ninety seven. What year in the mid
(01:00:47):
two thousands did it become a streaming platform?
Speaker 18 (01:00:50):
Two thousand and two.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
What do you call sushi that's completely raw with no
rice drive? Plumb is commonly known as what what Rapper's
real name is Sean Carter.
Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
That's what basic kitchen ingredient is made by grinding wheat
into a fine powder flower. Well done there, John, Now
let's Brook. Brook's coming back into the studio a question.
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
We could call him Little John.
Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Oh yeah, well let's not. Let's not get too much
away here because Brook is in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Little John Robin Hoods.
Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
We've already said too much. Back to the most interesting
caller that we've ever had on the show. John works
as a scientist, but he recently apparently competed in an
ultimate frisbee championship. So tell us how you finished, John,
and then Brooke will tell you how jealous her husband
would be.
Speaker 18 (01:01:52):
Got a third place?
Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Third out of how many teams?
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Is your best move out on the frisbee field? What
do we call ultimate frisbee course?
Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
A course?
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
It's a field.
Speaker 18 (01:02:07):
Yeah, it's just playing on a field and similar to
a soccer field or football film.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
That is such an interesting fact. I did not know that.
Speaker 18 (01:02:14):
Yeah, we also play it on as it was on
grass in case that is of terance.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Maybe sometimes he plays on turf.
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Even we practiced on turf Wow, you sit tight, Brook,
It's your turn. Are you ready.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
After that rousing conversation?
Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Yes, good luck. Your time starts now. Netflix started as
a DVD rental service in nineteen ninety seven. What year
in the mid two thousands did it become a streaming platform?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Two thousand and six?
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
What do you call sushi that served completely raw with
no rice?
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Sashimi?
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
A dried plum is commonly known as what roon? What wrappers?
Real name is Sean Carter uh jay z what basic
kitchen and greedy and is made by grinding wheat into
a fine powder um flower.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
It just seems so easy.
Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Yeah, easy, but also kind of interesting. We'll get to
the answers in a second, but first, let's go to
the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 11 (01:03:19):
My friend's butt is stuck to the toilet seat.
Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
What cart? Don't you understand?
Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
John?
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
You got three correct today.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Calling it?
Speaker 16 (01:03:31):
Brooke got the same amount of questions in and four correct.
Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
John.
Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
He knew it before it even happened. That's amazing, John,
you continue to astound all of us. Yeah, let's go
over the answers for everybody. Netflix started as a DVD
rental service in nineteen ninety seven. It became a streaming
platform in the year two thousand and seven. Oh, like
one year broke.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You know there's still people that have some of the DVDs.
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Oh yeah, Sushi served completely raw with no rice is
called sashimi. Dried plums more commonly known as prunes. Sean
Carter is the real name of rapper jay Z, and
the basic kitchen ingredient you make by grinding wheat into
a fine powder would be flour. So, John, I'm sorry
(01:04:18):
it was not enough to be brooked today, but just
for playing, we're giving you two tickets to see Lil
Wayne perform at Climate Pledge Arena on Wednesday, September three.
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
You could just think of this as taking second place
in this game, which is still better than your ultimate
Frisbee did Yeah, you still beat.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Every one in their cars.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Yeah, Church, Okay, Wow, he's so humble. We'll be back
to do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Can I just say Jeff's song today is iconic. It's
brooking Jeffrey in the morning. This is your full hour
and I can't wait for.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You to hear it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It is definitely, of course about Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey's engagement, but the perspective he took on it is
something no one saw coming.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
When Jeff asked us for song ideas. Whatever he hands
up singing, I'm like, I never would have emailed you that.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I never would have thought about. So good. It's so good.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So definitely comment, you know, give him some love because
I know he came in at three in the morning
to work on it before the show even started.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
So it works like Taylor dude never stopped.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Seriously, how he does these every week is insane. Jeff, Yeah,
before we get to the full show, what do you
got in the comment selection?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, speaking of Jeff's dark said determined Dave five of
saying Hi to Jeffrey until he says Hi back, Hi, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But I just gotta let you know now, he's never
going to be in this intro.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We make him stay in the AUC studio. Helly sings
then we bring him out. But we do love you, commenting, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We'll tell jeff you've said, hi, how about that find
another mission? Stick to it. I like your perseverance. It's needed. Right,
we're getting your full hour started right now.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I'm trying to think, what's a fringe benefit that we
enjoy work here? Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Well, like
a normal benefit would be like health care and salary,
but then beyond those, like basic things.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It'd be like the coffee machine we used to have,
but they took it, right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We used to have ice. Remember that we don't have
a water filter here, We don't have that drink tap water.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
But we used to.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, they've taken all of our privileges away, basically. Typically,
free food is a really big one. I know the
company next door to us offers it for their tech employees.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, they're always in the elevator looking at all smug
holding there to go containers.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of their free lunches.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Meanwhile, we have to pay for a two week old
bag of boiled egg two weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's like over four dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It's amazing. Has anybody tried to sneak in over across
the way? Grab some like free granola bars and lacroix.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So they were just doing a like team work event
and they had free donuts out and I thought about it,
but I was so scared.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
They are scary.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I only bring this up because a new poll was
done and they found a new number one fringe benefit
that employees absolutely love.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Beats out almost anything else. It's free yoga classes in
the office.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It would be so nice.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
My apartment offers out on the rooftop.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
People want to be more mindful while they're at work,
more relaxed, to be people. It's awesome connect with their
chi or whatever. Would you be into that if we
did that here every morning?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
One thousand percent?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Actually, dude, I would I need to stretch?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Going to be next to me in the yoga class?
I just feel like it's going to be.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Loud in a lot of Yeah, well he needs an
instructor to help him get back into child's post. But
we gotta get some fringe perks around here, because Brook's
been trying to flirt with our eighty two year old
boss every morning to get us an omelet bar.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And where's that guy?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Would be nowhere.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, if anything, it's backfire.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Come on, Brook, give the man some sugar, some omelets
up in this beast. Now we're gonna move on. We're
gonna get into the jock collar question of the day
and send it over to the man whose fringe benefit
is his phone has countless photos and videos of all
of us, sometimes with our clothes on. Event digital producer
Jake Let's do it. Today is National Sports.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
Day, celebrating athleticism, physical competition, and of course, scantily claud
cheerleaders struggling to spell the word go.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, very very.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Smart, lot a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
But let's be honest, some of the greatest moments in
sports history didn't happen on the actual field.
Speaker 10 (03:59):
They happened to the big screen.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
Has given us countless underdog stories, miracle comebacks, and motivational
speeches that'll make you want to run through a wall
or hit a golf ball with a hockey stick.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It does feels so good, you feel like so charged
up when ever you watch one of these inspired.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
You feel like part of the team. And that's why
today we're doing a special Box Office Blitz edition of.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Plenty of twenty Okay, and.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Who would know more about sports than the former college
athlete on our show, Alexis Fuller. That's why she'll be
answering all of today's sports movie question.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
So here's how it works.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
First, I'll give a general hint about the film, and
then you have to guess will Alexis get the sports
movie question correct or not? All right, we'll start with
the woman who somehow made the c squad of her
middle school's badminton team.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's Brook, it's actually bal ball. There was a deep squad.
Speaker 10 (05:04):
Okay, okay, a lot of volume.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
The number.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm gonna go number. What's Alexis's favorite number? Twelve?
Speaker 10 (05:11):
No, twelve, Brook.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
Your hint is it's an ultra ultra famous movie quote,
maybe the number one sports movie quote of all time.
Will Alexis get it right?
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
God? So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
We play the Today versus Back in the Day trivia
on our podcast with Alexis, and she's terrible at quotes
like it may be her worst thing.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Which is a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, like where's that from?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna say she's gonna get it wrong.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Interesting, she doesn't believe in you. Your quote, Alexis is
from an iconic sports film in.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh yeah, if.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
You build it, they will come.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I watch this for the.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Game pay no Help.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We also do gen Z versus classic movie.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Corn in the Baseball Field.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But what happened?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
What's it called?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Also, if you build it, they will come? Is what
Brooks should say about the omelet bars.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
No more, boy, people.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Will come back to the office for.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The omelet bar yoga classes.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Joe, Well both, let's get them all back to the sports.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's something about like a miracle or baseball or a diamond.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The corn baseball movie.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Jaball field dreams.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I said miracle, Brook, you got it right.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Congrats Brook.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
We watched ten minute podcast about as thoughts on the
movie and she really took out miracles Corn Miracle.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
We should let her rename all the sports movies. Once
they call Brook you're save, Jose. You need a number
from you, ten number ten, Jose. Your hint is the Olympics.
Will Alexis get it right?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh that's kind of her.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
I mean, well, it's not her like Powerhouse, but she's
like if she was in the Olympics, it would be
for running, right.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Her story was an athlete in an Olympic sports.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But and she knows people who have been to the Olympics,
like she has friends who are Olympic athletes.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
But these are Olympic movies, and I.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Feel like most Olympic movies are about winter sports.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't care, Alexis. I have faith in you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I know she's gonna get it right, Jake, Let's go Alexis.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Jose believes in you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Based off a true story, this four man Jamaican Bob
Slide shocked the world when they qualified for the nineteen
eighty eight Winter Olympics.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It's too Over.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
They even did a movie about it, with John Candy
as their coach. Name this two words films.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Is Bob Slid.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Here.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
My kids love this movie.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So that doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
They also love.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
I'll give you a hint. The first word is cool.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Cool title.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
No, yeah, either know what you don't wish it was
corny miracle.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's what I was gonna go with.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Cool the cool Winter j.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Cool Winter.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Is called Cool Runnings.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, that film, it's a good film.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Jose believed in Alexis and it was his demise to Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Number number eight.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Jeffrey, your hint is pigskin. Do you believe in Alexis?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Okay, pigskin, Well, I you know what, I think that
Alexis is the Rudi of our show. Yeah, I believe.
I believe in her to take this to the longest yard.
Maybe those could be hints he's giving her pre hints.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I wasn't listening, attention.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
That's fine, faith in you analysis.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
This real life story centers around a wealthy woman named
Ian Touey who helps a homeless teenager into an NFL player.
Name this two thousand and nine sports drama.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Jeff's right, I am Rudy because it's the blind size.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Yeah, blind, And as Jose is the only one who
got it wrong, that means everyone else has one today's
edition of.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Plenty of twenty Alexis. So since Jose is the only
one to get it wrong, he's going to be getting
shocked while singing we are the Champions, by queen, We.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Are the Champions, my friend. That was really good.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I can tell you enjoy.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That's your shock collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I know there's more than one person in this room
looking forward to fall, because it's known around here as
eating season. Soup broken Jeffery in the morning. But there's
still a sliver of summer left. Yes, and I think
I'd be remiss of myself if I didn't bring up
the latest exercise trend for it. Okay, I know I'm
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a little bit late on it. Probably should have brought
this up back in May or June, but better late
than never. You're gonna get an ultimate shape in the
next two weeks by running, crawling, and jumping on all
fours like an animal. It's the new exercise trend called quadrobics.
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Oh number, what you're thinking of prancercise?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm sorry. I didn't need to get it confused.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And she only galloped on her back two legs prancing around.
This is different where you get down on all fours
and you're getting it's gaining traction. On social media, people
are posting videos of their bear craw cat leaps, leopard kicks,
and beast holes.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I will say every hit class I take has bear
crawls in it always.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
You know, I've never even heard of these terms before this.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, Jeff, obviously you need to work out.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Sometimes you actually wear animal masks and animal tails while
you work out.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That hasn't happened in Ye.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yes, it's for animal authenticity. They say it's twenty times
more intense than any regular workout.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
My dog eas over and is so confused.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What I can look like a kitten when I throw
my back out.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
A twenty five year old influencer says, quote, it's definitely
full body. Sometimes I get strange looks at the gym
sprinting on all fours across the room. But I've lost
a ton of weight since I started. I even started
getting a six pack.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, maybe look at home workout if you're going to
participate in this trend, your farm.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Work out with all the other quadrants. One personal trainer
says it brings humans back to their natural primal movements.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Again, Yah, when humans were at our bets. Okay, with
the primal days we lived to like fourteen years old.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Fairly. They do warn people to start off slow with
simple kitten lunges and crab reaches because if you jumpy,
if you jump straight to the cat leaps, you might
hurt yourself. Yourn, Yeah, I don't know, let's find out Brook,
you want to sign up for some crab reaching classes
with me?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I feel like I've already done him in my life.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So let's go.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I met an annointment for it, but we're gonna look
so snatched at the start of fall. Once we're done
with this. Laser Stories is next. It's the radio segment
that's proud to launch a brand new charity called Feed
the Supermodels.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh oh, honestly, they need it.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
We're just twelve cents a day. You can provide a
runway diva with half a baby carrot pre chewed for
easier digestion.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
I think the problem is they just don't needt it
like they can afford food.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I've given them fries. I'm giving them fries.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah that's too much, Brook, But you can't help feed
the hadids with Laser Stories. There's segment where we read
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser because that the catwalk queens
just don't. And this first laser story is out of Spain.
Forty four year old Antonio Delgado walked into a cafe
and ordered a sandwich and a latte. After they served him,
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he was told they were out of mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh oh man, that's a big deal in Spain.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
They love mm hmm, that's why. Surveillance cameras then showed
him getting up from his table and talking to a
waiter about it. Then he went over to another waiter,
same thing. So he storms out of the place, walked
over to a gas station next door, came back with
a can of gasoline, poured it on the bar and
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set it on file.
Speaker 13 (13:59):
Oh my god, he was gonna buy mayo.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I am sure this isn't Florida.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Maybe it's the Florida of Spain. But flames shot up
and all the customers ran out. Thankfully, the staff was
able to use fire extinguishers to put it out before
anyone got hurt. Antonio then fled the scene after accidentally
setting his own hand on fire.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I love those criminal videos.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
Yeah, when you see him try to break a window,
they throw a rocket and just bounces.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Off and hit.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
That's definitely Antonio. He was tracked down and caught shortly afterwards.
The damage is estimated to be around ten thousand dollars.
Oh that's a lot, and he's looking at ninety days
in jail, all because they were out of Mayo.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Okay, lovers, Yeah, don't mess with Mayo, man.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
That's why you got to keep a packet in your
wallet at all times like I do. I've had one
in there since twenty thirteen because you just never know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And everyone knows. Mayo's better when it's oh.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah, Squeeze is out, easier when it's warmer. This next
Lazer story is out of I Love Love Headquarters. There's
no one more excited about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
engagement than major brands.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
Oh I'm gonna themselves.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No, even the brands are more excited than Travis because
they're wanting to get in on that swifty love train,
and many are doing it by offering proposal freebies and
deals who For example, two hours after the pair posted
their happy news to social media, Krispy Kreme offered free
donut rings for two hours.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's pretty smart. They're on it.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
That is really smart.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
But if you missed out on that one, don't worry.
There's still more that you can get in on. Starting today,
California Pizza Kitchen is offering customers heart shaped pizzas to
celebrate their love. Wait CPK, you can order the it's
a love story pizza. Oh, I get it for the
next thirteen days his favorite number, and they are available
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in any flavor starting at seventeen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Is that also a thing for her.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
To get it? No, there's nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, they really should, They really should divide them.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Also, door Dash is jumping on Taylor's favorite number by
offering Swifties thirteen percent off their order with the code thirteen.
Oh my god, but you have to spell it out
like the word.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, that's actually good to know, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, it's a little bit tough to spell, so good
luck with that one. And last, but not least, Buffalo
Wild Wings has offered to cater the happy Couple's wedding
for free. No word on if Taylor and Travis have
taken him up on it.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
You know, Jason Kelsey would be so down for.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
This, such as every bride wants to eat greasy chicken
wings in their white dress.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Should because nothing says forever like forty flavors of sauce
and a fight breaking out over the last cup of ranch.
This next laser story is out of Sweet treat HQ
and Hungry All this time Man, a researcher at the
University of Bristol in the UK, created a song that
supposedly makes chocolate taste even better when you're listening to it.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Yes, yeah, you don't have to make chocolate taste better.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's like the best What did you tell me before
we came into the studio.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I literally just ate a chocolate rees and I guess
I could have eaten it at the same time as this.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Song Brook, don't worry, I've got you covered on this,
but let me keep going. Because they did this by
reviewing sixty years of scientific research on multisensory integration, and
they compose the music around sonic qualities that are apparently
proven to affect flavor, like if you change the pitch
tempo in harmony, I think you get chocolate.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Can we get to that point?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, that's why we are going to try it live
in studio, yay right now and find out if it's real.
So this is a piece of pure chocolate for you
before you pop it in your mouth, just before I
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play the song. The original composition, so everybody knows, is
called the Sweetest Melody. Okay, okay, And so if you're
listening at home and you have a chocolate bar on you,
or if you're driving with one in your car, or
maybe you have one in your wallet next to your
emergency Mayo packet like I do. You can try this
along with Brooke and tell us if it really does
taste better when you hear it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I shared with Alexis.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
I don't really trust Alexis on the chocolate stuff, so
I'm going to default to brook on this. Ready, Yeah,
all right, play the song? Yeah chocolate, Okay? Is it
tasting better than normal chocolate?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't know. It always so good. I'm gonna say yes,
but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
What described is it tasting different?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I think we need to keep doing this and you
need to give me more chocolate. I think that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I was keeping these in my underwear just so if
it tastes different, that might be some of it. But
now we didn't play the whole song. The total time
of it takes roughly sixty four seconds. Everyone's gonna be
done because already shoved another piece.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Of chocolate in her mouth, and I'm gonna say the
song isn't playing. It's not as good.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's not as good.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
But the second one effect.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, no, it's real, but sixty four seconds is basically
the amount of time it takes for a piece of
chocolate to melt in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Wow, this second one really not hidden like that first one.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, we're gonna spit out.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, I saw it.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
You gotta bring back that song. It is available on
YouTube and Spotify if you want to try it. We
will have the link up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffrey as.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
A diabetic that is like a horror music.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And you know you can't apply that sixty four second
song to other things as well. I mean, this guy
usually gets stuff done in under a minute, but every
once in a while he can go a full sixty
four seconds if you ask him. Real nice and that
sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
There used to be a person we worked with here.
Don't want to say that person's name, but they used
to brag all around the office about how they would
go years without ever reading a book, and they genuinely
thought it was the coolest thing to say.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We are talking about now, I'm curious, I'm not going to.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Say their name. Broh, can you believe that weird Flex
did not make the brand new list that came out
of the strangest brags people have ever said to their friends, family,
and coworkers, thinking it was cool. WHOA, and I guarantee
you're gonna be stunned at number one on the list.
You're gonna hear it coming up right after this. Some
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things are worth bragging about. Some things aren't. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning, like, for example, worth bragging about. Okay,
when I was named mister Fallbrook Mall nineteen eighty nine
as the cutest baby this side of West Hollywood, I
still think, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I mean that's usually when people ask me, like, what's
jeff Like, that's the first thing I got that's worth saying.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Thank you for mentioning it.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, it's a hot baby.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Something not worth bragging about. When Brooke haggled at her
son's elementary school bake sale, telling a seven year old, no,
I won't pay seventy five cents for a half dozen brownies.
You'll give those to me for free and then maybe
I'll sign your T shirt.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I kid learn stuffing if.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
You ask me. Yeah, you're proud of it. The reason
I bring it up, though, is because a new list
came out that asked people to share the weirdest flexes
that they've ever heard somebody else say with a totally
straight face. This is gonna be good, so let's get
into it. Number ten said one of my managers prided
herself on being crazy busy. She proudly told me she
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hasn't listened to any music in fifteen years because she
doesn't have the time.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
It's impossible. How do you avoid music?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Serious?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What a stupid brag? That miserable life to me?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I didn't use it to escape.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I feel like the only brag is how you get
more PTO time?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
How do you utilize that?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Use it?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Number nine a coworker boasted about never using their paid
time off. Why there we are and the days don't
roll over, so they would keep track in their cubicle
with a big sign that said so far, I've missed
twenty nine vacation days.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That is not at all and not healthy.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Yeah, well, why do you think the company is still
afloat and able to give everybody else vacation because she
is sacrificing herself. Let's give them a little bit of respect.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Someone's brook slack.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think the kids that didn't miss school in absences
up and skip.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
A day, bro your life you Harvard grad Number eight.
My brother in law is almost sixty. He always brags
about never eating fruits or vegetables. When I told him
that technically pizza sauce is made from tomatoes, he vowed
to never eat a pizza again.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Who he can?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
He just learned that I think nothing but vegetables my
entire life.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
See, he skipped too many days of health class. I
think the problem there's a balance.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
These are from a new list of the most bizarre
flexes people have ever said, genuinely thinking they're cool because
of it. Number seven. I had a boss who used
to call my handwriting ugly and chicken scratch. She claims
she won an award for her handwriting back in third grade,
which was probably around sixty years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I do feel like this is something you would brag about, Jeff,
you do have good penmanship.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I feel like you took calligraphy classes.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Severally caligraphy, it's more like twelve year old girl hand writing. Yeah,
you expect to see like a heart above.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
The Yeah, I can hear the jealousy and all your voices.
Number six, a guy hitting on me at a bar
in Los Angeles proudly bragged that he was just in
a National Pedigree commercial pedigree as in the dog food.
He then told me they took a close up of
his hand opening a can from a can opener. Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I would kind of want to see his hands up
close though, after he told me, I'm let me see.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Can I get a high five?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah? They really should have. Like the Hottest hands in
Hollywood list?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Still does hand models make a lot? I could never
be one.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah, weird vein or something. Yeah, you're disqualified. My hands
to Harry.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Number five from the list. My cousin bragged that he
had never used sunscreen in his life. He said this
while he was peeling off all of his burnt dead
skin in our shared hotel room while on vacation in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
We're not snakes. I'm supposed to happen, but.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
The snakes do think that's a pretty cool flex. Yeah, Like, damn, bro,
look at all that skin coming off you. Number four.
A patient bragged about not drinking water. She told me
she said if God wanted her to drink water, he
would have made it taste better.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I remember hanging.
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Out with this girl and she was like, I don't
drink water. All I drink is diet coke. And I'm
like that's really bad, and she's like, there's water in
diet coke.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
So I tried to sneak.
Speaker 13 (25:43):
Like water, like I would try to pour a little
more water in her diet coke when she wasn't looking.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
With a toddler, I know, I'm just drinking water the
kid's juices.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
If you're just joining us, we're talking about the weirdest
flexes that people have ever said to others, genuinely thinking
they're cool because it. Number three someone was proud of
themselves for once chugging an entire one gallon jar of
straight pickle juice, which ended up destroying the lining of
their stomach.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I was so much, I feel like my stomach could
handle it. I don't know the stomach steel. I think
you could take that vinegar like a champ.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Next year's summer challenge. I think I know what Brook's
going to be.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Gallon so much, I know.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Number two someone bragged about living in Italy for nine
years and never once eating the local cuisine. What instead,
he said he used to drive forty five minutes to
a McDonald's almost every single day.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like illegal, he was banished from Italy the world.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Although McDonald's probably has some pretty good stuff in the
way better Yeah, you might be better than the local cuisine.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
On that.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
And the number one weirdest flex someone ever said with
a straight face thinking they're cool because of it, My
ex boss told me he doesn't even know the name
of his son or exactly how old he is. What
that is his son and his wife live in the
same house as him. He's just a total jerk.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
And there are people that pride themselves on that too.
They're like, Oh, I'm a jerk, I love it.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Can hold of his wife? Can I think she needs
some help? She needs to get out of that.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
If you could remember what her name was, then we
might be able to kind of Those were the weirdest,
most horrible flexes that people ever said thinking they were cool.
Your phone taps coming up right.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Everyone knows brides love it when you force them to
make a last second change right before their wedding.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, that even hurt me.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
That's why we call a woman who's set to get
married in a week and tell her, well, good news,
bad news. Good news, the DJ you met with and
went over your entire playlist is now famous. Bad news.
He's in a Biza right now doing nosecandy with twenty
one year olds. So we need to get a backup
(28:15):
ready for you, and we've got some great options in
your phone tab right now.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Another Hello, Hi Carrie.
Speaker 14 (28:29):
Yeah, I'm calling from Entertainment Book the DJ with us
for your wedding. Oh yeah, one week from today, that's
coming up.
Speaker 15 (28:39):
Yeah, we're super excited.
Speaker 14 (28:41):
You know, you know kind of cravy about the DJ book.
DJ Kevin, he's like totally blowing up right now. He
virally did this one thing online he was mixing seven
turntables at once.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
Cool.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
Next thing, you know, he got booked for Abiza. Now
he's on a plane.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
He's wait what I said, He's bucked.
Speaker 14 (29:06):
He got bucked in a Beza which isn't close by us,
so he's not going to be able to make it
to your wedding. Wait what what He's doing a festival now?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 11 (29:17):
No, no, we have a contract, like it's a week away.
Speaker 14 (29:21):
Yeah, you did give them the land of phone parties,
and it he knows is if you know.
Speaker 15 (29:27):
What I mean, Yeah, yeah, excuse me.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
I meant look, Abiza, I don't know what's going on
right now, and I really don't know what you're talking about.
But the thing is he has to be there.
Speaker 14 (29:41):
Okay, DJ, okay, don't don't get your garter in a ruffle. Okay, Okay,
that's a wedding joke.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
That's not really appropriate.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
My apologies. We have a whole roster of experience DJs
and we can totally get I'm gonna fill in for you.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
So so wait a minute.
Speaker 11 (29:56):
You're saying he's definitely not gonna do it, and we
have just picked.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Some random no either all very talent and DJ's with
their own special niches like DJ sweaty Palms. He's available,
J who DJ sweaty Palms.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Absolutely not, he's so.
Speaker 14 (30:14):
He is so nervous that he slips on the ones
and twos because his hands are all sweaty. But it
sounds kind of cool.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Oh my god, it's not real.
Speaker 15 (30:23):
Right now.
Speaker 11 (30:24):
I'm not having a DJ named DJ Sweaty Palms at
my wedding.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Okay, okay, what about DJ t M. I his thing
is Helen interrupt the music to tell you way too
much personal information about you and the groom.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, some people love it.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Nobody wants that at their wedding.
Speaker 14 (30:41):
Okay, others do find it offensive. It depends on your style.
You want to get room while you're getting toasted because
at the wedding is another wedding joke.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
You're not funny.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
You know who is funny?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Is DJ Dad Jokes?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
No?
Speaker 14 (30:55):
I think you probably know.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
What he does.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Everyone how you doing?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Night?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Should be in bed?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No, I want a normal DJ, one that plays the
music that we selected.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
For I got it.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
There's only one answer, and that's DJ mumble Mags. He
mumbled so much you can't even understand his announcement. It's
like a sound system on an Ethiopian fairy.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Do you understand him?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
But the music's great.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
You seriously need to shut up and listen to me.
I need a regular DJ on your psycho weird ones,
a normal person.
Speaker 14 (31:40):
Some of these guys don't worn't for you.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
Then we're gonna have to go with our worst DJ.
That's DJ Matt Matt Taps.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You heard of him? Your fiance?
Speaker 5 (31:51):
What fiance?
Speaker 14 (31:52):
Matt we call him Matt Taps because he just set
you up for the sweet phone taps.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
What it's a bring phone call.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
This is actually a jiday from Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 15 (32:08):
You're unbelievable, it was, well.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I'm here to say of the day.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
Why would you be past when I can give you
someone like DJ Buffer? Oh my god, the music cuts
out every twenty seconds randomly.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Is it the drop or the music? No, it's buffering.
It's buffering.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Be clear.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
DJ Kevin is still coming.
Speaker 16 (32:28):
To our Yeah no, actually, yeah, Matt was the one
thing wanted me to tell you. DJ Kevin is booked
and confirmed and you will be fine.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Wow he's the worst.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, DJ Kevin the worst. I want to dropped him
too for mumble makes of course.
Speaker 14 (32:44):
Yeah, meet me?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Wow, wake up.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
I used to look at dating apps as a way
for people to find love, friendship, or at least an
easy out of family hookup. Wait, why did you even
say well, the family ones are too easy?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Did we not just go to the family chat?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
But after today's call, I think we all learned that
we've been too narrow minded. The dating apps can be
used for so much more, And now nobody bats an
eye when Brook opens her bumble because it's not for
what you'd think. Even her husband, I think, would support
her doing this, and I know you'll agree when you
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hear it in your brand new second date update, next
second date update. On a first date, if you're a woman,
where's the safest place to meet a guy for the
first time?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Public?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Lots of people public, it's too general anywhere I've crossed
off a few suggestions jose gave earlier. Dark Web. No,
although it does provide good anonymity.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
On the.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Web, not a full dark Maybe.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
A children in a place Okay, children's toy store where
the security guard can see you, save fun Brook.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I think they're all closed, aren't they?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Like? Maybe I know Alexis doesn't feel comfortable giving guys
her apartments, so she always gives them the address to
Brooks house. Yeah, meets them there.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Lost in that help.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, nobody wants to steal anything from them. And I
want to have that gutter guy ended up in my house.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Salesman.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
One of our listeners, Davis said he met his data
at a place that he never expected he would. So
let's learn more about it. Davis, Welcome to the show.
What's this girl's name?
Speaker 8 (34:50):
First of all, Hey, so her name's Ashley?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Ashley? And where did Ashley want to meet you?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
So we were going to go out and she asked
me to give her a ride. I thought was really interesting.
That doesn't usually happen.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Step to not safest things to do on a date.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
And I'm guessing had.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
You met in person before? Or is this meet up
off the apps?
Speaker 17 (35:11):
No?
Speaker 8 (35:12):
This is off an appy in a car.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Shouldn't you just never do that? Ever?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:18):
I mean honestly, Davis, I trust you immediately, so you
can come to the radio station whatever you want. How
long were you guys talking before the date happened?
Speaker 8 (35:28):
So we only talked once and it was on the phone,
but it was for like three.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Hours, So I mean you obviously were vibing and you
were clicking.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Like for three hours.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You got to have a good connection with something.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
But it was there a reason why she wanted you
to pick her up.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
You know, she didn't mention, She just asked if I
could pick her up, and I thought, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
So she gave you an address, and this turned out
to be the actual place that she really lived.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Gotcha different?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
So weird, That's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
But what was it like when you showed up at
her house and.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You got her?
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Yeah, I mean it was great. So it was a
house and she has a roommate, but her roommate was
out for the night, so you know, I said, hey, yeah,
let's when don't we you know, head out, we'll go
And she said, well, first, do you want a drink?
Like I can give you a tour?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And I was like, oh okay, oh wow, she's inviting
you inside immediately and drink.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Yeah, how can I say no? So after the tour,
we just sat on the porch and uh just started
talking and that turned into like longer and longer, and
it didn't even end up going out.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It's just like it's just like your phone call from
the first time you met, Like you just get lost
in conversation together.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's such a great sign. What'd you guys like connect over?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
We connected over a lot of stuff. We have like
a very similar sense of humor. We like a lot
of similar things, like similar movie and shows, and things
like that.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Did anything weird happen?
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Well, okay not. I don't know if it was weird, Like, okay,
So we were on the front porch. We had a
few drinks throughout the time that we were there, so
I kept going in and out to get the drinks
and come back out with them. And she has a
dog named Nugget, really cute. Yeah. Yeah, but she kept
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warning me, you know, hey, like just make sure you're
mindful of shutting the door because you know he'll run
away if.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
He gets out. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
So after a few drinks, kind of forgot that she
had a dog for a little bit, so I did
leave the door crack while I was handing her drink,
and Nugget almost got out. He was like halfway out
the door, and I had this sort of yeah, I
had to dive to grab it.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
I did.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
I got him.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
But then after that it was getting dark. I said,
why don't we put on the light? Do you have
a light out here? And she said, well, I would,
but it's sort of broken and it's too high for
me to change. And I said, oh, well that's not
that high. I can reach that. So I reached up
and I changed the light, and she said, oh, you know,
there's really nice for you to do. I appreciate that.
And I said, oh, yeah, I'm a little handy a little.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Sometimes it's a little handy. By changing the light.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Bulb, that's handy. And you change a light bulb, that's
something that's useful that you do around the house.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That is handy. Anybody can change a light bulbs. You
git your hands, have like skill, and you know how to.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
You have to twist it one way and then twist
it back the other.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Sometimes you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I understand it's handy where you grew up, Davis.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
She doesn't consider you handy man, not for that.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
You know what I did. Picture a burner too, Oh what.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Burn Wait a minute, that is handy.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Her burner phonerew.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
It, I hope not know the burner on her kitchen stove.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Wow, okay, that's handy.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
You screwed in a gas pipe this time, which is
way more different.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
That's romantic.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
It does sound like you help her. We talk for
a few hours. You may just be a really best friend.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Now, or maybe she's not getting back to you because
there's CO two poisoning in her house.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I didn't do it right, I hope not.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Was there any romance like any kissing action?
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Or we did kiss a little bit at the end
of the night before I left.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
So Okay, she's romantically.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Indie, Well, she's romantically into me. Why is it she
answering my text now?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Rude?
Speaker 13 (39:30):
She should be excited to text you if anything, should
be like, oh my god, okay, wait thirty minutes before
you text him back.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Totally so good, all of it.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
I thought it was something's wrong with her, bro, No way,
it's you. Yeah, we'll find out what her problem is.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Too handy even we don't know the word.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Maybe it's handsy.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Well Brook would consider that a perk.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Everybody has a different opinion.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Jeff, let's figure this out. We're gonna call Ashley for you,
get you a second date update right after this hold
on second date update. Most other radio shows try to
lift up their listeners praise them for doing nice things
and good deeds on a first date. Yeah, that's not
really our style. We let to downplay your positive traits
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and good deeds and will even insult your handy skills
because we're trying to help you to realize your own flaws.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Why are you.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
So stuck on? Miss? Change in the light bulb is
not handy, Jeff and double down.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
His manhood isn't about caring. Real love isn't about support.
It's about flawfinding, and our listener, Davis appreciates that, right, Davis,
I guess so yes. Now, Brooke wrote down fifteen other
shortcomings that she noticed during the day.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
She super nice and helped her out.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Too nice.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
You are so impossible some.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Days, Davis. She's calling you in possible.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
It's hard to tell something.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, well, it's possible that he did exhaust her because
Davis was with her at her house for many, many hours,
drinking out on her front porch.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
So cute, though, Like, I can't believe she's not calling
you back.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Same.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
I'm hoping that the reason that she's not calling you
back is that her dog just got loose and she's
been out looking for it. If anything, she probably needs
your help to track him.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Down, anative.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
That's your positivity job.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
We're here to help her in her time with need.
That's a good thing. Let's dillar and see where she's
at and if she needs a little assistance, here we go.
Hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey is this Ashley?
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Yes it is, who says, hey, we're.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
A radio show. We just wanted to know is Nugget
there is Nugget safe? What your dog?
Speaker 10 (42:04):
Your dog?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Nugget that has the cutest name ever. Good job of
naming your dog.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Of thanks.
Speaker 11 (42:10):
I don't know how you know my dog's name, but.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
We heard it from a listener to our show that
you met up with for a date recently. His name's Davis.
Speaker 11 (42:21):
Oh, okay, I don't really I don't really.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Remember remember Davis.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
I yeah, I don't know. I just I kind of
hang out with a lot of people.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
So.
Speaker 18 (42:36):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It came to your house, yeah, I think you just
like a week ago.
Speaker 11 (42:44):
A week ago.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yeah, according to him, you guys met on a dating app.
You asked him to come pick you up for a date,
and then he ended up just staying there drinking with
you on your front porch, which you know, we.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Were actually shocked that you were so trusting of him
so quickly. I mean, because it's just a guy you
met on the internet.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
Does he have dark hair? I think he was wearing
a gray shirt.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
We don't we've never seen him, but that does sound
like him.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, good old gray shirt.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
He sounded very gray shirt and dark hair over here.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
So many dates, I mean, it's impressive you're fitting that
many in a week.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
How could you not remember someone like that you spend
hours with?
Speaker 11 (43:27):
To be honest, I mean that's kind of like just
how I use the dating apps. I've been doing this.
Speaker 18 (43:36):
For a while.
Speaker 13 (43:37):
Wait what you invite people over and talk to them
and then let them leave?
Speaker 4 (43:40):
That's hat called a date apps anyone.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
But it feels like he didn't even know his name
while he was at your house.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (43:48):
I've been using dating apps for over a year now,
and when I started, I was looking for a relationship.
But wait, I don't I don't really know if that's
where I'm at anyway, or.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
What do you mean, like you you just you don't
want to see anybody seriously, or like why go out
on the date to begin with?
Speaker 15 (44:07):
If that, I just I saw like too many people
just want to mess around, you know, And after a
while it just really kind of, I don't know, mess
with my head. So I just decided.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
Screw it, I'm just gonna be in my free handyman phase.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Your free handyman, So you do admit he's handy.
Speaker 11 (44:35):
Well, so I'll set up a meeting with the guy
and they will end up fixing stuff from him.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
Him.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
How do you even know they're handy when you meet
him on the app stuff?
Speaker 11 (44:55):
I mean, you come all guys like to think they're handy,
whether they really are not.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
So much time, Jeffy did think that he was handed
with a light bulb, So I'll.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Any light bulb in this studio, watch me.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's so messed up. You're just using these people. You
spend hours with them and kiss them off.
Speaker 11 (45:13):
For that sucks good guys kill out. I mean, look,
I'll have him back over if something else goes wrong
in the house.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
He he thought that he was going over there to
have like a genuine connection with you.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
You werety, and honestly, if you are pretty, you could
probably just put on the apps just looking for a handyman,
and guys would still volunteer to do that.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
A landlord exactly.
Speaker 11 (45:42):
Yeah, the landlord takes forever to solve things. And look,
if I put just looking for a handyman on an app,
people are going to show up thinking that it's like
an X rated request just.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Looking for a pizza guy.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I would read that's so messed up. He's going to
be hurt?
Speaker 5 (46:03):
Is he going to be her? We don't know. The
only way to find out is if we actually just
talked to him, because he just happens to be on
the other line right now waiting to jump in on
this conversation.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh god, he heard everything?
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Is he there?
Speaker 11 (46:18):
Listen before he jumps in. I'm just I'm still trying
to figure out which guy he is because I had
to do come over in the same weekend. Did he
I just did he recalk the bathtub or anything about any.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Recall unless we missed that part of the story. Dare
that word?
Speaker 8 (46:42):
Yeah? Hey, I'm here. Why Actually, I think you're confused.
I'm trying to date for love and I'm looking for
someone who wants the same.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Oused.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Well, I really love that you fixed my.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh actually you had a connection with him.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Maybe you're just jaded from being hurt, you know.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
I mean that's true, and I'm sorry you feel bad.
I mean, I you were nice to talk to. I mean,
I'm happy to hang out again with you at my plate.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
If he fixes something else for you, like only.
Speaker 15 (47:24):
If he wants to, that's good.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Wow, what an offer? Anyone pass that up?
Speaker 11 (47:33):
I mean, the good news is I've already got a
guy who's really good with plumbing, so I'll never ask
you to do any plumbing.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Oh there's a different guy.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Have not many plumbing issues.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Well, it's hard to find a good plumber.
Speaker 8 (47:46):
I just feel so taken advantage of right now. I
really thought we had a real connection, and it looks
like you have this kind of connection with a lot
of people.
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Oh, David, I'm really sorry you feel that.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Way with an S. Davis.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Oh my god, you kissed him still?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Or is that the tip?
Speaker 11 (48:10):
You know? He did a nice thing for me. What's
wrong with a little harmless kissing everything?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
When he thinks by Ryan wherever your name was?
Speaker 11 (48:24):
Again? Like, I'm sorry if he was confused about things,
but I just know where I am at in my life.
I'm in this handyman phase.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
You didn't tell him that.
Speaker 11 (48:36):
Well, now he knows that he'd like to come over again.
I'd be open to it.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
There is no way David still wants to hang out
with her.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Gone buy some wood and go build her a deck. Bro,
if you'll love her, go get.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Never underestimate the shallowness of a guy. You never know
what he's going to say if it means scoring another
date with the cute girl. So that's true, Davis. Remember
how pretty Ashley was, and.
Speaker 11 (48:57):
I think I hear a noise in my ceilings.
Speaker 5 (49:02):
Another opportunity to demonstrate your manly handliness for her.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
She just pays you and kisses.
Speaker 8 (49:09):
What do you think, Davis, My handiness is deserved for
someone who loves me. Oh that.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Should be a bumper sticker.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
Well, thank you for being on the show with us, David,
and good luck, good luck with all your handy dating
life stuff in the future. Okay, thank you and Ashley.
I know a couple guys on our textboard at seventy
five nine two say they will be available at a
moment's notice to come and fix your ceiling fan or
whatever you got going on.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Do you have no dignity left? No?
Speaker 18 (49:42):
God?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
She kisses at the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah, I kiss somebody.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Jeffrey in the morning. I wasn't kidding. We really were
getting text at seventy five to nine two from many
gentlemen who would not mind helping Ashley with her household problems.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Dude, but we're man. We wanted to so useful.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Women have some respect, get paid for it.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
At least, that's the thing you have to think about. Like,
I know, we were saying earlier that having a stranger
who you just meant on the internet come over to
your house for a date is kind of sketchy. But
how is that any different than finding a random handyman
on the internet and hiring him to come out to
your house.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Jeff, I don't.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
I don't have those guys come to my house when
I'm home alone. Yeah, well, you literally make sure that
someone else is there. That's what women do.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
And like make sure you know their name.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Maybe just saying either way, it's a random dude that
you're inviting over to your house. But at least Ashley's
plan was economical because she got pre work done.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I don't know, she can't change her own light bulb,
but I'm just like, I'm disappointed in her as a human,
which was just off.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Yeah, don't know how many people I've paid to come
out and change my light bulbs for me, and I
pay them. She's just given all the women of the
world a great life happening.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
You pay a house, and you're paying people to change
your life.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Pay me next time.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
I don't know. I don't know if you guys are
Handyman certified. Again, it doesn't I need to see the
check mark next to your name if I'm gonna believe
you're gonna fix my stuff. But if you ever want
help with your dating life, we're not certified at all
for that. We'll step in and give it our best try.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (51:12):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
In radio, everyone is constantly trying to come up with
new ideas to test out on the air. Yeah, they're
always asking like, what new game can we play? What
crazy segment can we roll out? And I came up
with something kind of nuts.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh really, I don't.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Think it's ever been done before, So just follow me here.
What if we played a popular song, hold On, hold On,
not the original song, just the instrumental, and then all
change a few of the lyrics and sing it worse's
(52:00):
worst the actual artist does You're already okay.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Jeff that's already like a parody song.
Speaker 10 (52:07):
I wouldn't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Everybody would a funny costume. Sometimes, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
God, this is brilliant.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Rhyme, silly words, this is crazy.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
I think we're onto something. You are about to witness
history when I completely butcher a once beloved piece of
music during my brand new Song of the Week. It's
coming up right after this. It is time for my
brand new song of the week. It is Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. And here's a few stats for you.
Over thirty three million likes, ten million shares O my God,
(52:44):
and one epic love story to beat all other love stories.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Ye not ours.
Speaker 5 (52:53):
I'm of course talking about music icon Taylor Swift getting
engaged to NFL star as Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
All the Easter eggs. I mean, I'm not a huge
Swifty and I've been.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
I mean, the news dropped earlier this week, and the
public reaction was, for the most part, overwhelmingly positive, because we.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Just needed good news, like something happy, you know.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
I mean, there's all these comments all across the internet
from people saying, like literally crying for my close and
personal friend Taylor. No one was from me. Another said,
announced those tour dates. I'm ready to pay for that wedding.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Have a wedding in every city.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
I mean, everyone and their mom seems to be over
the moon about this engagement. But there is a small
contingent of people, God, very small. We're talking less than
a hundred who are completely devastated. No talking about all
of Taylor's ex boyfriends. They may not be public speaking
(54:01):
out about it, but you don't think they're like gathering
in secret, crying, plodding together, trying to think of some
way to stop this wedding because they know deep down
they missed their chance.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I saw Matt Healy drunk on stage. Shade real.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
God, it's just all those years of breakup songs written
about them, and now Taylor's just gonna toss them to
the side and go off and be happy with some
football blockhead.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
I know her exes are hurting, and that's why I
had to write a song from their perspectively, a Taylor
Swift song about the exits.
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Yes, they are begging her, don't go through with it, Taylor,
give us one more chance, Oh God. And that's why
instead of singing Taylor Swift's we are never ever ever
getting back together, it's young Jefferies. She had better never
ever tie the knot forever.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (55:04):
Yeah, So I'm gonna point when I'm ready for all
the xes.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Here we go crying crying and eating tubs of iceas.
Speaker 5 (55:13):
Point I saw my ex was getting wipeed up online
posting with some beefy football honk jawline. I thought I
broke her heart and left her crushed. Now she's happy
and engaged. What just think about your future wedding day?
Scary his shirtless bro passed out on the buffet, Harry,
(55:36):
you know he'll catch and spike the dan bouquet. Taylor,
I beg you don't do this, You're crazy. I miss you.
I know sometimes that ax is fight, It's true, but
this one is warning you. I'm begging you, please.
Speaker 17 (55:54):
Just measure maybe weather if your ex was better. Gee,
I know our love was tattered, but your songs were slappers.
We make up and then we break up, and then
you'd write poetry. So please, we better never ever let
her tie the knot with Trevor or Travis or Trader
(56:19):
or whatever the freaking guy's name is.
Speaker 5 (56:21):
He's out with his buddies every night, and you'll be
stuck at home with Patrick Mahomes's wife.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
Yippie.
Speaker 5 (56:26):
I know I wasn't callte the perfect guy. Sorry that
I don't have a podcast. Everyone likes but boo Ooh,
you used to date a sushie guys.
Speaker 17 (56:37):
Now you are thriving.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
But I'm telling you this football dude, he made treasure and.
Speaker 17 (56:45):
Give you pleasure, but your tears were wetter.
Speaker 10 (56:49):
Please pleaser.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Music will be better if your.
Speaker 17 (56:53):
Heart it's ever.
Speaker 6 (56:54):
No one wants to song about how you're married.
Speaker 5 (56:58):
Happily, so pleasease, don't dress her in white yetter just
play to reconsider e's your oof.
Speaker 17 (57:08):
Oof, we miss you, oof, we were fool oo ools.
Speaker 11 (57:14):
Taylor Jones, It's still not too late.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
It's just fourth and forever tethered.
Speaker 6 (57:22):
He's no Benny Blanco, but hey whatever.
Speaker 8 (57:29):
It's Taylor.
Speaker 17 (57:30):
If this is Sam, Jake, Joe, Harry, Tom or the
other tailor, I'm unavailable.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Because I'm getting married, So stop calling for my fiancee.
Speaker 7 (57:37):
We'll kick your ay.
Speaker 17 (57:40):
Happy alter pression Center, your first webbing happer screaming and shouting.
Speaker 5 (57:47):
I am Chester because your love's intenser. You knew I
was shopple.
Speaker 17 (57:52):
I was all your wilder streams, so please.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
No pressure, tailor. Just remember her back to December. We're
toxic together. I'm like you love to mentor if you're.
Speaker 17 (58:13):
Into type and I can get that surgery. But please
do better, never ever wet her blank space forever.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah. Man, that probably is not going to convince her
to go back to any of the axes.
Speaker 5 (58:33):
Sure, but I.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Do understand their viewpoint.
Speaker 4 (58:35):
Now, yeah, what.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
She gonna do?
Speaker 18 (58:38):
Now?
Speaker 5 (58:38):
Yeah, we're but how happy she is?
Speaker 2 (58:40):
Yeah, I mean what happened to toxic relationship?
Speaker 8 (58:42):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (58:43):
That tailor?
Speaker 10 (58:44):
Please just one more go?
Speaker 5 (58:46):
I swear it will work.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
We all agree he's not as hot as Benny Blanco.
Speaker 5 (58:49):
No, I mean, nobody beats Benny Blanco.
Speaker 4 (58:51):
At least personality.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
That's right, whole podcast. Yeah, so there you go. It's
a song of the week. You get text him to
seventy five nine too, tell us what you thought about it.
We're gonna post the video up on all of our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey with all the lyrics so
you can like and share with all of your Taylor
loving friends. Seriously, though, congratulations to Taylor and to Travis.
Speaker 7 (59:12):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (59:22):
You've heard of the most interesting man in the world.
But have you heard of the most interesting caller on
the radio? His name is John. He doesn't always call
in to play trivia games, but when he does, he's interesting.
Speaker 13 (59:39):
He's got a pretty simple name for the most interesting man.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Basic.
Speaker 5 (59:44):
But John, show them how interesting you really are. Welcome
to the show.
Speaker 18 (59:49):
Hey, how's go.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
On the accent?
Speaker 8 (59:53):
For me?
Speaker 5 (59:53):
I'm timid, very.
Speaker 18 (59:57):
Mid Atlantic to West coast A.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
What interesting things have you been up to so far today, John?
Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
Today?
Speaker 18 (01:00:06):
Not too much? First day of school for my two daughters.
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Wow, yes, not one but two daughters?
Speaker 18 (01:00:13):
Whoah?
Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Interesting?
Speaker 18 (01:00:15):
Tenth grade and sixth grade?
Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Actually, actually you are a brave man.
Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
You're getting.
Speaker 18 (01:00:24):
But not interesting?
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Well, I disagree. I think all of our listeners are
very intimidated just hearing you on the radio. Right now,
Do you know how the game works? John, you got
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know, and you could say pass, you have to
beat her out right if you want to win? Are
you ready? Youre am? Of course you are? Good luck.
Your time starts now. Netflix started as a DVD rental
service in nineteen ninety seven. What year in the mid
(01:00:47):
two thousands did it become a streaming platform?
Speaker 18 (01:00:50):
Two thousand and two.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
What do you call sushi that's completely raw with no
rice drive? Plumb is commonly known as what what Rapper's
real name is Sean Carter.
Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
That's what basic kitchen ingredient is made by grinding wheat
into a fine powder flower. Well done there, John, Now
let's Brook. Brook's coming back into the studio a question.
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
We could call him Little John.
Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Oh yeah, well let's not. Let's not get too much
away here because Brook is in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Little John Robin Hoods.
Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
We've already said too much. Back to the most interesting
caller that we've ever had on the show. John works
as a scientist, but he recently apparently competed in an
ultimate frisbee championship. So tell us how you finished, John,
and then Brooke will tell you how jealous her husband
would be.
Speaker 18 (01:01:52):
Got a third place?
Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Third out of how many teams?
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Is your best move out on the frisbee field? What
do we call ultimate frisbee course?
Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
A course?
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
It's a field.
Speaker 18 (01:02:07):
Yeah, it's just playing on a field and similar to
a soccer field or football film.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
That is such an interesting fact. I did not know that.
Speaker 18 (01:02:14):
Yeah, we also play it on as it was on
grass in case that is of terance.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Maybe sometimes he plays on turf.
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Even we practiced on turf Wow, you sit tight, Brook,
It's your turn. Are you ready.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
After that rousing conversation?
Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Yes, good luck. Your time starts now. Netflix started as
a DVD rental service in nineteen ninety seven. What year
in the mid two thousands did it become a streaming platform?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Two thousand and six?
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
What do you call sushi that served completely raw with
no rice?
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Sashimi?
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
A dried plum is commonly known as what roon? What wrappers?
Real name is Sean Carter uh jay z what basic
kitchen and greedy and is made by grinding wheat into
a fine powder um flower.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
It just seems so easy.
Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Yeah, easy, but also kind of interesting. We'll get to
the answers in a second, but first, let's go to
the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 11 (01:03:19):
My friend's butt is stuck to the toilet seat.
Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
What cart? Don't you understand?
Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
John?
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
You got three correct today.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Calling it?
Speaker 16 (01:03:31):
Brooke got the same amount of questions in and four correct.
Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
John.
Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
He knew it before it even happened. That's amazing, John,
you continue to astound all of us. Yeah, let's go
over the answers for everybody. Netflix started as a DVD
rental service in nineteen ninety seven. It became a streaming
platform in the year two thousand and seven. Oh, like
one year broke.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You know there's still people that have some of the DVDs.
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Oh yeah, Sushi served completely raw with no rice is
called sashimi. Dried plums more commonly known as prunes. Sean
Carter is the real name of rapper jay Z, and
the basic kitchen ingredient you make by grinding wheat into
a fine powder would be flour. So, John, I'm sorry
(01:04:18):
it was not enough to be brooked today, but just
for playing, we're giving you two tickets to see Lil
Wayne perform at Climate Pledge Arena on Wednesday, September three.
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
You could just think of this as taking second place
in this game, which is still better than your ultimate
Frisbee did Yeah, you still beat.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Every one in their cars.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Yeah, Church, Okay, Wow, he's so humble. We'll be back
to do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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