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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ooh, the dar is out today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, it's Burgajebre in the morning and we did it well,
Jose did it.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Jose did it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's our Summer Dare Challenge. Oh, by the way, this
is the full hour show. Yeah, thank you so much
for being part of the podcast. But you've got to
go see the video of Jose being a delivery driver
in an inflatable sumo soon.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, and then while you're there, you can see Jeff's
song of the week also, which is so funny. Yeah,
it was really good. You're in for a treat today.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It is a very good show, brand new second day
also on the way.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And what are we hearing from our listeners?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, Laney Kardas said, I've been listening at one point
five speed, and it makes the show even.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
More chaotic and funny. It's like Rainbow Road for a podcast.
I'm never going back to listening at normal speed.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I think that's so wild.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I can't do the high speed because people's high pitch
voices drive me.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just feel like I already talked really fast, like personally,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Know how I'm starting to do that on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Every Yeah, speed, I feel like we need to talk low.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And yeah, your full show podcast starts right now.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
This morning, when I got in, I counted all the
different parking spots in the garage downstairs. It's brooken Jeffrey
in the morning. Yeah, and you know what I found?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What did you find, jeff Something interesting?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Was it really that interesting?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
It was because not one of those spots has anyone's
name written on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It doesn't matter. We all park in the same spot.
I have parked in the same location for like eight years.
I like it, and I am not happy it's being taken.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's just weird.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
You would think if somebody was walking around the office
complaining saying, hey, you stole my spot, their name would be.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Written now somewhere, no.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Even a post. It was attached to a pulse.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
But I guess they don't care enough to do anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
There are unspoken rules in this office, and one of
them is that that's my spot. First, it was producer
Boyd who accidentally did it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Because he's stupid and he can't parking spot for.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Jake.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Then you guys are all take.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So let's fill everybody in.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
What the listeners don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It was over the last week or so, different members
of the show have tried taking turns parking in Brooks
favorite spot, and she has gone around expressing her outright
rage and displeasure with us as people. She's questioned our humanity. Absolutely,
you think if it was that important she get here
early enough.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
To claim it.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
She rolls in late past everybody else and is like,
I deserve that spot because I've been in radio.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
For forty years or something.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So I am going to find someone.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
With a tow truck, okay, and I am going to
get your cars moved. Now. I won't have them impounded,
because that's going too far, but I will move them to.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A different spot. They're all open, they're all is next
door to us.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
You can have.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Membership.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You are not the queen of the parking lot. There's
no rules on there. We're gonna let our listeners decide.
It's seven eight, five nine to two text. Does brook
have ownership over a parking spot that she does not
pay for and does not have her name on anywhere
near it?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You guys are doing it and to make me upset,
and you know it.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You're not doing it because it's convenient for you or
you're not thinking about.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Billion spots that was a nice spot.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Now we're gonna move on to somebody spot. I would
never park in digital Jakes. Give us some shot collar
trivia Jake.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay if you say so.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I know Jake took my spot one day too,
about moved his card.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Parking spot.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Let's do some trivia.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Don't shave my car.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
Today marks the birthday of a true artistic genius. He's
a world renowned sculptor, a painter, and an architect. Oh no,
I'm not talking about brook Son Alder, even though that's
how she describes him on Instagram. I'm talking about the
great Michael Angelo. He's famous for works like the Statue
(04:07):
of David, his painting of the Sistine Chapel, and just
like Alder, his work is still highly regarded and appreciated right.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
In front of me.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I bet his mom put his work up around her
desk to it at the office.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Not to mention, he also shares his name with one
of the coolest heroes of all time, Mikey the silly, crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Fun teenage mutant Ninja Turtle.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
I mean, yeah, so today, in honor of Michael Angelo's
that's apostrophees plural birthdays of both of them.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We're doing a.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Special paint spladdered edition of plenty of twenty. We're gonna
start today with the person who moonlights as a nude
model for struggling artists. That's young Jeffrey. Jeff give me
a number one through twenty and I'll give you a
question about some kind of michael Angelo.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Number eight. Please, number eight, Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Michael Angelo, the Ninja Turtle wields nun chucks for his
weapon of choice. What does his brother don Tello use?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
That's hard get him confused.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm trying to visualize. He's holds something that's like long
and double sided, and it like vibrates when you hit
a button. No, that's not Oh wait, that's a different
movie than I was watching last night.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Ten inch Mutants.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, there's.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
And then it's Spirals.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
But Donatello does he just use a stick?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Is he just long stick guy?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'm gonna go long stick.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Guy, long stick that.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Staff. Raphael has twin size and Leonardo has two Ninja Ninjada.
It's like, yeah, the internet was very specific. They are
not similar. Yeah, all right, Jeffrey, one for one. Let's
over to Jose. Jose, give me number one through twenty.
Let's go to number.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Two, Jose.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
The Mona Lisa has her own what at the Loover
because of all the attention she receives.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh my gosh, she's got.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Her own special thing. Oh is it a tip jar?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Well for her work selfie station?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh yeah, everyone has her own casing.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
So she has her own exhibit.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Maybe that's in her own like it's one room just
forr I'm gonna say, her own exhibit.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I've never been to the Jose.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Really no, Jose said, Mona Lisa has her own exhibit.
That may be true, It's not what I was looking for, though.
She has her own mailbox because people all over the
world send love letters to the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Jose's some of those getting real creepy.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh yeah, who reads those?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You know, you know, right to be back?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Do you think that there's one person at the museum
has to sit and read them to?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
The painting writes back, all right, it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, give me, I'm gonna go lucky thirteen thirteen brook.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
It's well known that the Ninja Turtle's favorite food is pizza. Yes,
but what is the one topping that absolutely refuse to
eat on their pies.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
This is easy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I know that the pepperoni lovers. Gosh, you say it's easy,
but I don't actually maybe know it. I mean, the
first idea is the controversial pineapple, right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But I don't know that the turtles are.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Gonna involve themselves in that type of political strife. Yeah,
so I actually think it's probably Anchovi's.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Anchovies is correct, right, Jeff and Brook are still safe.
We're moving on to Alexis. Alexis, give me number one
through twenty ten. Number ten. I'm sorry here, there's no
helping from anyone in the room. On number ten, Alexis
fifty to fifty shot here, which ear did Pablo Picasso
cut off his left or his right?
Speaker 11 (08:00):
You?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Fifty fifty? I mean, and I have no idea, so
let's just go left.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
I'm sorry. Pablo Picasso did not cut off this year.
That was Vincent van Go. I was looking for neither.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I didn't get it either.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Unfortunate, so I thought it was We're back to Jeff
and Brook. The next wrong answer loses Jeffrey number from
jeff number one, number one Jeffrey. The Japanese art of
ikey Bana is the formal arranging of what.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I guess the only thing you would arrange your flowers.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Flowers is correct, Jeffrey. All right, Brooke, it's up to you.
Get this right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
What number that's right?
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Fifteen number fifteen Brook. If you go to Milan, Italy,
there's a world famous painting called a fresco painted up
on the wall called the Last Supper. Which famous artist created.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
The Last Supper Da Vinci.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's correct.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
In the spirit of cooperation and pizza, I'm declaring dual
winners for today's plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Both Brook and Jeffrey win today and get the pick.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Who gets shot?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I pick, since Brooke apparently rules over the office and
all the parking spots and everything that happens here, she
chooses Jose.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
One on the parking thing, Jose is gonna.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Get shocked while singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
I like you're singing Ice brand new bitches, something hold
of me.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I'm glad you stopped me because I.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Could just go for it. That's your shot collar question
of the day. Phones have coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning, it's.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and Jose just completed
his you Wouldn't Dare Summertime challenge.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He just made it back.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
It was called the Psycho Sumo's Delivery Dash.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't remember, but Jose had.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
You had to wear an inflatable sumo outfit and act
like a door dash delivery person, taking food orders from
different people in our building, then running out to collect
them from the restaurants and be back in under fifteen minutes.
Fay Brook, this whole dare was your idea. You're the
one who came up with it. So what was the
funniest moment to you? Because you were with those the
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entire time.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
My favorite moment was when he walked into a lovely
Vietnamese restaurant and they died laughing. First Jose said, do
you want to feel my muscles?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And multiple people squeeze his muscles, and then they let
him know that, oh no, we're not going to bring
your food to the front. You have to go to
the back and parade your way through the entire restaurant.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
So it was in the first place we went, and
then we show up and I just hand them the
card and I go order for brook please uh huh.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And they're like oh, and they feel the muscles and
I'm like, mess on my at least they're nice. And
then I go, anyways, can I get the order? And
they go, oh yeah, go to the back and parade
through the whole restaurant that's full of people.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
They were laughing, so every they made me walk around
every table.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
But you did get a hug at the end.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I did get a hug at the end. That's good
for you from whom one of the ladies. She just
saw it look great and wanted to give me a hug.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I I think you asked her if we're.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Gonna edit the video so it looks like she just
wanted to hug.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
That's actually might need to stay your look for the
show for the rest of time.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I love it. I'm getting all kinds of attention.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I also I also liked in the Taco Bell drive through,
just how annoyed and unbothered the Taco Bell workers. Yeah,
I expect you would have thought that I was.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
A normal person. There was nothing wrong.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
You probably were the most normal customer that they've had
all day service.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
You can find the video of Jose completing his door
dashed air up on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey.
They can like subscribe and Brooke is the last person
who still needs to attempt her challenge. That's gonna happen
next week. We got Laser Stories coming up right after this.
(11:58):
It's the radio segment that's executive producing a controversial news
show on Food Network called Cannibal Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh that is I Legal.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Tonight's secret ingredient.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Is Steve Y.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Watch him get turned into Steve Wellington tonight right after
Laser Stories.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
When you say it like that, it sounds kind of.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Go I got a fancy.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
It's a segment where we read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
A laser, as are the Cribergers. Just don't.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
This first laser story is out of Denver. A pastor
named Eli Regalado and his wife Caitlin came to their
congregation over a year ago and asked them to give from.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Their hearts, but not to.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
The church necessarily. They were asking their followers to invest
in crypto.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Oh, okay, in the God.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Their crypto accounts are their own.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
They told everyone.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
It was something called i n dx coin. And if
they gave, they would need to have faith that their
investment would lead to great abundance and many blessings.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I heard Jesus is all about the coin.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah, but this is going to shock you. It didn't
lead to great abundance.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
In fact, the works in mysterious ways, Jeffrey, so.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Mysterious that the entire thing turned out to be a
scam where the couple solicited three point four million dollars
and took it all for personal expenses.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
How can you play for people like.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
That use the church to take money from people?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Well, the Regatos used most of the money on home renovations,
airline tickets, hotel rooms, and luxury retail.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Purchases, things they really needed.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
So when they were caught, the police asked them did
you do it? And because Eli is a man of God,
he could not lie.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The charges are that Caitlyn and I pocketed one point
three million dollars, and I just want to come out
and say that those charges are true. Out of that
one point three, half a million dollars went to the
I R S and a few hundred thousand dollars went
to a homing model that the Lord told.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Us to do.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What the Lord told us to do. The Lord told
us that backslash looks fatulated.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I want to start doing. Hey, the Lord told
me to come and get your numbers.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
So Lord, the Lord, it's so wild. Religion actually can
be a good thing sometimes.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
I get that.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Guy.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of major
movie headquarters. The numbers are in Happy Gilmore Too just
set a new record for Netflix. It had the biggest
US opening weekend ever for a Netflix original movie.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
You get doing.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I almost watched it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I still need to Jeff, you loved it, right, I
thought it was awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I saw it.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
I thought it was a great homage to the previous
one and lots of new fun stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I heard a lot of good if you can believe it.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
It got forty six point seven million views over the
first three days.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Wow, that is a lot. And it's not just me
who approved. Other fans.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
The majority of fans liked it too, because it currently
has a seventy percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes with sixty
one percent approval among critics. Yeah, that's pretty high for
a comedy film.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah. I heard the cameos are awesome in it.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Bunny in the movie I'm watching Okay, Okay.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
It's success also boosted numbers for the original Happy Gilmore movie,
which made it up to number three on Netflix's global
Top ten list with eleven point four million views.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I will say our own Alexis finally watched the original
Happy Gilmore and.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You could hear her review, which was incredible. It's one
of my top movies all time.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, you have gen Z versus classic movie on our podcast.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
So what does all this success mean?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Basically, everything mister Sandler touches turns to gold.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
I mean that's that.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Rise or is There's nothing left to stream on TV
anymore except for reruns A Survivor and this?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Why can't both be true? There's just no comedies right now.
People need comedy on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I just hope the Lord tells Adam Sandler to make
a Happy kill More three and.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He listens to God on that his kitchen first.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
This next laser story is out of Food News Day.
A lot of kids go back and forth between the
two main food groups pizza and mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Don't forget chicken fingers.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, Well, now they don't have to choose one, because
for a limited time, Kraft Mac and Cheese is unleashing
a new pizza flavor. Disgusted, they say it's bold and savory.
Notes of garlic and Italian spices capture the essence of
a classic slice in every bite.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So wild.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I've never seen like a flavored mac and cheese outside
of like white cheddar.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Yeah you know, I'm showing a picture of it to
my co host right now, Alexis, you're the mac and
cheese expert in the room. What do you think about
this pizza flavored macinstry?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
For sure making this and my special recipe have no
butter or milk, Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I like hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. Oh yeah,
so good. This would be.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Good with cut up pepperoni pieces.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Craft says.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
The pizza flavor is now available for purchase at retailers
across the US and will remain available throughout the back
to school season. Plus, the foodies are calling this next
collab what the world needs right now?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Because Oreo has joined forces with none other than Reese's
and it's actually two products that they're making. The first
is the Reese's Oreo Cup Creamy. Okay, so it looks
like a half and half Reese's Peanut Butter cup with
crumbled Oreo cookie bits on the bottom part and the
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top half is coated with a layer of white Oreo cream.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Hasty god.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oreos and peanut butter are literally the best combination ever.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Those are going to come in the mini and in
the full size cups.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You choose either one.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Meanwhile, the second item they're making is an Oreo Reese's cookie,
and it looks like a regular Oreo but in between
the two layers of sandwich is the classic Reese's peanut
butter frame and chocolate.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yes, yes, yes, this is like nutter butter meats oriole Yes.
Oh my god, that sounds so amazing.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
That The great news is if you're a total cup head,
then you can sign up what do you call Reese's
Peanut Butter cup hands Yeah, sure, go sign up for
early access on the Oreo website or they will be
available on shelves starting in September, but just for a
limited time.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Speaking of getting cupped, all right, this guy's looking forward
to being cupped this fall multiple things.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
You really know what that means?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Just joined the cup party? That sound means laser story
and just come to an end for the day. We'll
do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
People always like to say children have this sweet innocence, a.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Childlike wonder. Yeah, purity of mind, because that's the nice
way of saying, yeah, they're not very smart, literally no
idea how the world really works, and don't believe pretty
much anything you say.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, but don't you want to go back and live
in that bliss.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I'm sure we were all like that at one point,
until the harsh reality of life punched us right in
the face and taught us.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
The truth, which is why and everything.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
A recent threat is going viral online which asks people
for the dumbest things that they used to believe as
a kid, only to realize it was not even close
to being true. We're gonna go over some of the
funniest responses coming right after this. Everyone can probably think
of something that they believed with their whole heart when
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they were.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
A little kid. Oh and then you got older you realized,
oh wow, I was an idiot.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
That wasn't even remotely true. And you'll never forget that
shocking moment of realization.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Everyone is going to really dark things, right not just me.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
No, I wasn't a dark thing. I was thinking of
like atm Machines. I think they printed all the money
right there, and I was like, no, why o'kay ask
it for sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Ask it for sixty's going off.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm an adult, I'm going to be so rich.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
You know the code. It's just going to print the money, right.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's much better than like, you don't need love to
make a baby, you know, like I thought anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, okay, keep going. Sorry my bad, you don't love
to make a baby. I know it's not true. I
thought it was true.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I got it on a happier note that's going vible
right now, where people are sharing some of the dumbest
things they used to believe.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And here's a few of the highlights. Number ten.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I thought that songs being played on the radio were
played live each time they came for songs early in
the morning. I thought the band all got out of
bed and met up super.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Early to pray.
Speaker 13 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I just I hate when Nicki Minaj is in studio
with us all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
She's so loud, you know.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
And the other day I woke Taylor Swift up at
for you yeah, studio, here's.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Your thoughts over they let know that he's next. Not good.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Number nine.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
When I was young, I assumed don't drink and drive
meant all drinks. I thought I would scream at my
mom if she was drinking aquafina, not because I thought
it was illegal eye Joss, Like, our family drank Fiji water,
and so when I saw her drinking the poor people.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Water, I was like, that really upset.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Number eight, talking about tap water.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
We need to go back to that apm.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Number eight.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I used to be weirdly certain that all cats are
girls and all dogs are boys.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I mean, cats do have a feminine air to them.
You know that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
When they're not well.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
I was gonna say, when they're not clawing your eyes out,
But that is kind of very family.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You can't control us. You don't know what's gonna happen. Next.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Number seven.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Stupid pea brained me used to think that if it
was raining where I was, it was raining everywhere in
the world. O.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Wait, is that not true?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, well you think you're the center of the universe.
Everything happens. That's not true, Jeffrey, you know.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
I know, you know, Yeah, the Earth is flat, So
if it's raining in one area, you can't cover.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
But if it tilts, then all the water's gonna end
up on one side. Yeah, it's gonna be yeah controversy.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
On the show, we're talking about the dumbest things people
admit they used to believe when they were younger, only
to realize.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
That that was stupid. Yeah, it's not true at all.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Text is seventy five nine to tell us any of
the stupid things that you believed as a kid that
you later found out were not true. Number six chocolate
milk came from brown Castle. Oh yeah, that was a
pretty common one.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's pretty classic. I feel like parents told kids, you know,
just in best with them. It's like I always thought,
and I swear that we were taught this in science,
that your blood was blue when it was inside you
and then it only turned red when it came out,
And that is it's so not true, like so false.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Number five. I always believe the moon was following me
around whenever I was in the car.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Is crazy, dry faster. Number four.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
One woman thought she didn't have a given middle name
because her parents were too poor to afford one.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
O your name at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
My cousin doesn't have a middle name. But my aunt
just literally couldn't think of one.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Oh yeah, just gave up.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
She just didn't give her one. She's not I didn't
come up with anything.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Are we getting any text? In at seven A five nine?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I like this one that little people were inside the TV.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
You know, I may age myself on this one, but
I distinctly remember going behind the TV when they were
still like boxes and like looking down at the lights, thinking,
in there, I can relate to that.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Number three.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Growing up, I saw signs and parking lots that said
vehicles will be towed at owner's expense, and I thought
that meant the store owner, and it was trying to
make people feel guilty that they were causing the store
owner to spend too much money.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Oh my god, I wonder how.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
They learned that, thinking.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, I wonder heard they learned that Lesson got toad once.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
I'm guessing number two that if you ripped off the
tag on your mattress, somehow the government knew bust through
your bedroom window and take you to prison.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
Yeah, it seemed like it's a huge tag and it's like, yeah,
you're like felony to remove it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Seems, and why why did they not want people to
remove it?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
We should try ripping one off and seeing what happens.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
I think Alexis has warrants.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
The number one dumb thing somebody used to believe as
a kid. One person said, my grandma told me the
rumble strips on the side of the road were to
help blind people maintain their lane.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I believe that till I was fourteen years old.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Roadil brail. Oh my god, let me see if it
works with my eyes closed.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Those are the dumb things that people used to believe
when they were a kids.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
We got your phone to have coming up right.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
What happens if you love a specific pizza from your
favorite restaurant? Yes, but for some reason, every time you
order it, it never gets there on time, and they
always have some excuse for why it's late.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Why is it gott to be your favorite?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
That's been happening to one man a lot lately. So
his wife contacted us and told us the day and
the time that she was going to order a pizza
for lunch. Wow, so that we could have our delivery
person Jose update late and The update is he just
lost his glasses and he needs help finding the guy's house.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Again, it's your phone tap right now?
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Another twenties.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Hello, Oh hi.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
This is Arnie for instance, pizza is this? Mister Gelaudio.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
Said, So what's going on?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Oh that's a that's a beautiful name. Is that Asian descent?
Speaker 11 (26:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Or like Scandinavian?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
No? No, not at all. No, Hey, let me ask you?
Speaker 15 (26:52):
Where are you? Where's my pizza?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah? So I'm outside right now.
Speaker 12 (26:57):
The outside of my place.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Well, no, no, I don't know where I'm at. I
ran into a little bit of a snag.
Speaker 15 (27:06):
Sweet swere are you?
Speaker 10 (27:08):
That's a great question and I would like to know
the answer as well as you.
Speaker 12 (27:14):
You don't know where you are?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I lost my glasses.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
Okay, okay, Yanta, yell.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
You see in my last delivery, okay, a dog jumped
on me, a German shepherd, a really big dog. But
it scared me and it knocked my glasses off. They
flew off my head.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
Yeah, that's quite a story. But is someone coming to
help you? And I get the pizza to me because
I have to deliver it.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Because here's the situation.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
It's been thirteen years never missed a delivery.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
So so if.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
I make it to this Friday, I get a five
thousand dollars bonus from the owners because I've never missed.
Speaker 12 (27:58):
Yeah, I heard you. You're shouting. I heard you.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Okay, Sorry, I just can't see.
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Are you like close to my house?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Like?
Speaker 12 (28:05):
So, so where are you?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
I can't I can't read numbers?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (28:12):
What about the position of the sun. Do you have
a sun dial?
Speaker 12 (28:16):
A sun dial?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Maybe you can see the direction. I'm at my shadows
pointing just right.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Stop stop talking, stop talking, you sound right now. You're
just an idiot right now. I mean, I'm sorry for
your current status.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
But I see something down the road.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
It's either a gas station or some sort of dinosaur park.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Uh yeah, probably a gas station. Genius.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
Oh okay, that makes more sense. Can you meet me there?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
What gas station? Is it like a logo? Is there
like a more?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Is there more than one?
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:52):
My god?
Speaker 10 (28:54):
I love the environment, so I I tend to go
what's it hybrid?
Speaker 12 (29:01):
Okay? And did you just learn that word? Because you
just yelled it out like you just learned it.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I know, I'm just nervous.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Yet, Yes, I can hear you. We're just yelling over
a phone. Okay, I can't.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
See my other senses are heightened.
Speaker 12 (29:17):
I'm losing my patience with you.
Speaker 14 (29:20):
Me too.
Speaker 10 (29:21):
Right now, I'm in a tough spot and the sun
is just beating down on me, and I don't know
where I am.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
I'm I'm just I'm so I understand.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
I can stay out here all day holding your pizza.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Or I can't come clean.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I tell you that that's.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
A prank phone call from your wife, Trey.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Saying, what do you know your wife?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Oh yeah, I'm not your pizza delivery guy.
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Man.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Sorry, my name's Jlse from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 12 (29:57):
God, wow, my heart rates, like, oh, your.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Wife, Tracy set you up.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
She said you ordered pizza from this place all the time,
but it's been late a lot. Why do you think
she suggested pizza delivery for lunch so we could call you.
Just come get me from the gas station.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Yeah, I'll pick you right up. Yet, wake up every morning.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
With Weekday Morning on the twenties frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Every single guy knows that if you're picking up a
lady in your whip, you need to make sure it's
looking clean and smelling like success. That's the first step
in tricking her into thinking you're a responsible adult. She
won't have any clue that your floor was strewn with
empty red bullcans and old McDonald's wrappers like two hours ago.
(30:52):
And I know one of our listener wishes that he
would have done a better job tidying up his vehicle
because his entire night was ruined. When is date reached
down and pulled something out from between the seats, it
was definitely incriminating and left all of us in shock.
You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Update, next second date update.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
For a lot of guys on the dating apps, coming
up with the perfect opener is like painting the mona Lisa.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Wow, takes a lot of time.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Are you just put something down? Stand back, you study it,
Add a little word here, just.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That line there, take off the eyebrows there, yea toss in.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
An extra emoji, delete that pun, and after four hours
you finally send her in four hours, hey, what's up?
No response?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
You shouldn't have used the apostrophees is that what it
was I thought the three question marks we're gonna work.
But today we have a listener who says he actually
put in some work, real work, into figuring out an
opening line with a sixty percent reply rate, which is
extremely high for guys on these apps. And that's very
(32:08):
very high. Yeah, okay, what's the average? Like two percent
reply rate? Maybe lower?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
How many messages are you guys sendy very difficult?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
His name is Carson, So Carson, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 15 (32:21):
How are you doing? Guys?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Are you going to let him deliver the line?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah? I don't know what the line is. I'm sious.
I don't never written, so, like, what kind of line
are we working with here, Carson.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Like, we don't even need to talk. But I was
wondering if you would critique my profile. I'm new here?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Oh oh interesting, Okay, what do you think about that?
Alexis an invitation to critique his profile?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I don't know, looking at him up?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Aren't they then looking at your profile with a negative view?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
So I'm gonna say, because you're only going to pick
out negative stuff to be funny about, you're not.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Going to say, oh, but it's a conversation.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So Alexis is in the forty percent that would not reply.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I probably reply something so rude that they don't reply back.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, is terrible even that.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
I mean, that's a response in itself. That's a win rights,
even if it's mean.
Speaker 15 (33:10):
Yeah, I mean it did lead to someone. Her name
is Lenne.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Okay man, okay, I said, yeah. What was her critique?
Speaker 15 (33:19):
She said, I should smile more in photos because I
look too serious.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh that's a nice one.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, if you have a good smile, then you should
be showing that off and women would like that.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
And pro tip, girls love it when you tell them
that too. Yeah, you should smile more.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
You look so good when you smile just in the photos.
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, So did you send her a personal pick of
you smiling?
Speaker 15 (33:43):
I did not. I said, well, you should see my
smile in person. Said okay.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Oh, she said okay, and you're like, look to your
left out your window right now.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 15 (34:00):
Then? I offered to pick her up. Oh we ended
up going to a steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
If you're wanting to impress her with the steak dinner,
I mean you must really like this woman.
Speaker 15 (34:13):
You know what she's she's great. You know, we went
to the steakhouse. Things went really well. It was everything
I hoped it would be.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I want to hear some highlights.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Did you smile at her the whole time?
Speaker 15 (34:26):
I tried to smile more.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yes, good, Okay, if it's too much.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Day.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What did you guys connect over?
Speaker 15 (34:40):
Well, she's a room in the sports I'm a big
sports guy, so that was an instant connection. We like
similar kinds of music.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
I mean, it all sounds really good. There was nothing
awkward that happened on the date.
Speaker 15 (34:52):
Everything was great. The awkward moment was on the way home. Okay,
she saw something between the seats of my car, and
she reached down. She pulled it out, and it was
a canister of lipstick.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
That looks really bad. It probably looked like I was
on another date.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
You just tell her, like, look, that's not my shade
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I have mine at home.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, I mean, anyone could have dropped it in your
car and fallen out of a pocket.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Sister or a friend or what did she say?
Speaker 15 (35:27):
Well, she she certainly wanted to know where it came from,
and I was, I was, I was honest. With her. Uh,
you know I borrowed my ex girlfriend's car.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wait, you were driving your girlfriend's car.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
But it wasn't your car.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh no, that's.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Worse than.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Did that totally smooth everything.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
Over for the conversation that you know mine was in
the shop. I was trying to be straight up with her. Obviously,
the vibe kind of change at that point.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Why didn't you just say a friend?
Speaker 15 (35:59):
If I could go back and change it, I think
I would.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Oh that is it?
Speaker 15 (36:03):
Yeah, it looked like I thought I was getting a
good night kiss. Everything is great. Obviously that didn't happen. Yeah,
that's why I'm here. I'm hoping maybe you guys can
help me.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Wait, and now she's not calling you back, like you
haven't smoothed it over yet.
Speaker 15 (36:17):
No, I haven't heard from her since not a week
or so.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
So everything was going good. It's a circumstance.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What's the relationship with you and your ex? Before we
call her?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
They're on good terms enough for her to the car.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, how good of terms?
Speaker 15 (36:32):
Like we were always friends, we tried to date, it
didn't work out, we're still friends.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
That's so cool. You guys can do that.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, that sounds when you try to date somebody.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, so I mean like you could describe her as
a friend instead of an axe for Yeah, did you
get a chance to explain that to Leand I didn't.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
Get a chance to because we were so close to
her house kind of the end of it.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Honestly, it's probably for the best.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
You don't probably want to be gloating about how great
of a relationship you have with your ex girlfriend on
a first date with somebody.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'm sorry, if you're driving her car, you're gonna want
to explain something like it's better than we're still sleeping together.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
And what answer is good when you're like she's the
best or you're like, oh I hate her.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, you're driving her car.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I think it's a green flag if someone can get
along with their ex.
Speaker 15 (37:16):
For you know, well, that's why I'm hoping you guys
can get her on the phone and help me explain
that to her, because I don't know if she's gonna
listen to me.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, I'm gonna let Brook tackle that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'm friends with all sorts of exit.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yasy for a guy, Yeah, what's wrong with him?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (37:37):
We'll call Leanne for you after this and try and
help you get your second date update in just a minute.
If you're just joining us, let's quickly recap Carson's first
date with a.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Little game of good or bad.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Steakhouse dinner, good idea, good, lots of smiling, picking her
up in your ex girlfriend's white Jetta.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Every blue Jetta, So.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
We're thinking that's probably the big red flag that's been
scaring Leanne away from a second meet up with Carson.
But Brooke wisely pointed out, actually, it could be seen
as a green flag that he doesn't have a toxic
relationship with past love interests.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Right, Brooke, Dude, I think that if you can be
friends with an ex, it doesn't mean that you still
have feelings for them. It's when you still have feelings
is when things get dicey and you can't talk to
them and you're angry and everything.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Okay, but what about friends with benefits?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well, I mean it's an ex, it doesn't really count,
all right, Carson?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Does that feel good? Does it get me a little
bit of hope before we make this call?
Speaker 15 (38:48):
I'm optimistic?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Okay, but there's no benefits with your ex? Right?
Speaker 15 (38:52):
No? No? No?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay, okay, good, good, what besides the car. He doesn't
get to bar her car. I've meant a different time.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I'm not the physical type.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
So let's reach out to Leanne. Hopefully she picks up
and we can explain this whole thing and get her
to go out with you again.
Speaker 15 (39:05):
Okay, sounds great.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Good dialing you right now, let's do it.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Hey, is this Leanne?
Speaker 12 (39:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (39:22):
This is her? Who's this?
Speaker 6 (39:25):
Uh well, this is actually yeah, a whole ensemble of
people called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
We're a radio show.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Good morning, good, good morning.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Thanks for saying it back. People don't say it back
at Yah. I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
It's like when you say you're welcome.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Thank Yeah, you're a nice person.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Leanne.
Speaker 6 (39:44):
We're hoping that this can be a good morning for
you because we're doing something called a second date update.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Okay, all right, you know I've seen it. I've seen
social media.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, so well, thank you for finding on social media.
You can go to our podcast too.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
She doesn't. She didn't sound like she liked it.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It comes up in the algorithm. Always be promoting, all.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
Right, it's always a disaster. It's always some nightmare case.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's not true. No, that's not true.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
We only air the disaster, just the ones that go viral.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah, yeah, and we're hoping this is not one of
those that you'll never even see this in your feed
because we're reaching out based on a date you went
with with a guy named Carson.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh, okay, would you call it a disaster?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Your date with Carson?
Speaker 11 (40:35):
I don't know, Carson, Carson, what are you doing Carson?
Speaker 12 (40:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
So we spoke to Carson earlier and he had really
glowing reviews about the date. Just what we know from
it is that you two connected on a dating app.
You said you really liked his smile, had a nice
dinner at a steakhouse. There was no kiss at the end.
He was a little surprised by that, but no disappointed,
I think disappointed. But now you're not open to another one.
(41:02):
So he's trying to figure out if there's a reason.
Speaker 11 (41:05):
He must have left something out.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
I love something out.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I think you did. Yeah you did.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
I mean I would be embarrassed. But he was driving
his ex girlfriend's car.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah, he did tell us that. I just
didn't want to recap that part in case it wasn't
a big issue for you.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So what was your reaction when he told you.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
That that's not okay? Why first, that's not okay? Okay,
that just means that somewhat special in your life is
still in your life.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I mean, technically you feel threatened by the ex girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
A little bit.
Speaker 11 (41:45):
I know, not that I've just I've dated guys in
similar situations and it always ends bad in my my
personal situation.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Okay, well, that's okay that you can think that, but
let Brook explain to you why you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
That's not what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
But I do think that you could maybe change your
stance on a little bit if you thought of it
more as like a green flag. Like here's a guy
who still respects someone that he dated, that he was
he was close to, and it's good that they can
still have a non romantic relationship.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Right.
Speaker 11 (42:21):
Yeah, I guess I never considered it that way.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I mean, have you ever had a friend and then
got your feelings kind of mixed up in that friendship?
Like it's hard to have opposite gender friends because you're like,
oh my god, how much do I like this person?
And then you try out dating and you're like, WHOA,
I didn't like him?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
That much.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Did you know there was the case with Carson that
he was friends with that girl first before they tried
dating and then it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, they realized that they weren't meant to be together.
Speaker 11 (42:49):
I mean, no, no, I mean this is all kind
of like a lot in general.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
But point okay, okay, look at you being a reasonable human?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Love it? Okay?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
So is that something that would maybe change your mind
a little bit about possibly seeing him and giving him
another chance.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
Possibly the radio person I don't know her name, but
like she did bring up some pretty decent points.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So I feel like I didn't deliver that well.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Her name is Alexis. Give her all the credits.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
I mean, this all sounds really good to us in
the room here, but I bet it sounds even better
to Carson, who's been quietly listening on the other line,
hoping to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (43:27):
Listening to this whole time? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I can hear you smiling through the phone.
Speaker 12 (43:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
I think he's there, Carson.
Speaker 15 (43:35):
Hey, hey guys, I'm here.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
What are you doing? What are you doing this for?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (43:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
They are so cute.
Speaker 15 (43:45):
I felt a connection with you that I haven't felt
with anybody, and I really want to try to make
this work.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
That's adorable.
Speaker 11 (43:54):
That's really sweet to hear that from you.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, he's not like those other guys that you dated
that we're yucky, you know, with their exes.
Speaker 15 (44:04):
Yeah things, Yeah, yeah, Well look, I need to be
one hundred percent honest with you. We're getting it all
out there right now. Okay, I do live with I
do live with my ex.
Speaker 13 (44:17):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, that's.
Speaker 15 (44:19):
How I was going to go to borrow the call.
Speaker 6 (44:24):
Brooke, how dare you support this and say that it
was totally innocent and now you live.
Speaker 15 (44:30):
With her different you like a sister. It's really not
a big deal, you.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Know.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
But they're in a good place now, Brooke, you said
it yourself, Well you don't.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Live with your axe like that feels like you were
living together and then you broke up and you never
moved out.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Did you move in together when you were in a relationship.
Speaker 15 (44:51):
I mean, I don't know, I don't really remember. There
was a lot going on. It just kind of happened.
I mean, it's like a timeshare situation for us, which
with the rent, we rotate the car.
Speaker 11 (45:00):
It's a I think seriously. Like I told you guys,
this is all disasters plan.
Speaker 15 (45:07):
Look trust me when I say this, it's not a disaster.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh god, that famous last words.
Speaker 15 (45:14):
Why don't you come over this weekend. We can we
can hash it out. And it's my weekend to have
the master bedroom.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Wait what, Oh, there's only one bedroom.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
That's a good living situation.
Speaker 15 (45:29):
It works for us. Don't judge.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Where do you sleep when you don't have the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (45:35):
I'm in the car and that's what it's for, a.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
Car slash bedroom.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
Oh, you're living in your car.
Speaker 15 (45:44):
Only part time.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And remember it's her car.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Not.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I have a headache.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, and I'm sorry about that whole green flag thing.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
No, it is a green flag.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's a green flag that he is such a good roommate.
That is a doesn't even want to love him. Go,
that's how awesome he is to live with.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Dude, you share a bed that you guys rotate on
the weekends.
Speaker 15 (46:06):
Holda, We don't share the bed when she's in it.
I'm not when I'm in it, she's not. We have
a calendar, it's set.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
Up the bed.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
This organized community, I can't say it.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Man.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Even Alexis is coming around on him.
Speaker 11 (46:22):
So, I mean a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
It could be your nightmare if you say yes to
another date with Carson, and we would pay for that date.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
If you're open to it, you will be your nightmare.
If you say yes.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, it's not going to be a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Until it goes viral. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Oh yeah, I don't want this to go viral. I
don't want to go on another date.
Speaker 7 (46:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
If you're.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
If you're seeing this on socials.
Speaker 13 (46:48):
Do not come and do not like this.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Oh man, Carson, it sounds like a no from Leanne.
Speaker 15 (46:54):
There, Leanne, you know you didn't complain when I used
the excess debit card to pay for dinner.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Wow, get out of here.
Speaker 12 (47:07):
You never told me that.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
How would it come up in conversation?
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:13):
All right?
Speaker 6 (47:14):
Well wow, I mean, Carson, you were worried that the
problem was that you picked her up in your ex's car,
and turns out the issue is that you actually.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Swaped beds with your exes because you live together.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh and your ex pace for everything, well half of
half of the time.
Speaker 15 (47:30):
And then when you say it like that, I think
I sound like a pretty good dude.
Speaker 7 (47:35):
You're a catch, buddy Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
I mean, dude, how did Carson think that it was
okay to withhold that information from us?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
In part one?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Has he said a lot of information?
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Because Brook literally asked him, what's your relationship with your
ex like? And he said, oh, we're still friends. Didn't
mention oh yeah, we share the same master bed off
of a rotat calendar would have been a little bit
of a different story for us.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
If you have a one bedroom apartment, you can't call
it a master bed.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
It's the only bed.
Speaker 10 (48:09):
I didn't want to call it an end because the
more he's kept talking, the more independent he is.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Here's your debit card or car.
Speaker 6 (48:20):
Wouldn't be surprised, but honestly, just be truthful with us
up front so Brooke doesn't come off looking as bad
as she did.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
And that poor girl didn't want this to hit the air,
and now because of.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Him, you know it's so And that's why I just
want to be honest right now with all of our
listeners and tell you the truth that we do have
a Second Date podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yes it's real. Somehow it gets millions of downloads every month.
Even I did not believe that. Go look for yourself,
Brook showed me the numbers, so if you want to
check it out and subscribe.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
And Brook always lies, I was really telling the truth.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
It's a green flag to listen to our podcasting Joe
way At Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke.
Speaker 7 (49:02):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
Why should people listen to my brand new song of
the week. It's hard for me the performer to answer that.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh do you want us to answer?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Because I think they're super creative, they're usually really funny.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah, you're normally wearing a skin poutfit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
So I wanted a better answer, so I decided.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
To ask chat GPT the question why should people listen
to my song? And chat GPT responded, quote, because it
isn't just a simple funny song. It's become a weekly
cultural check in that holds a mirror up to society
and urges uses clever humor as a vehicle to challenge
(49:42):
our misguided understanding of the world, forcing us to confront
the complicated truths of life, pushing us to grow, and
encouraging us to be better as a communist.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Has it heard a song before? Yeah, chat GPT just
maybe falsely.
Speaker 6 (49:59):
That's a a lot of pressure on me too, Like
literally I sing about lactose intolerant people eating ice cream ses.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
So to be clear, in no.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Way do I want anybody to learn or grow or reflect.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
This is a toxic.
Speaker 6 (50:13):
I just want to make a couple of weird jokes
to attune my mom can share on her Facebook. So
if you're here for that brand new song of the week.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Is coming up right after this, it is time for.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
My song of the week.
Speaker 6 (50:26):
Yeah, and I bet ninety nine point nine percent of
our audience is unaware that today is a very special day.
It is unofficial holiday, National Girlfriend Day, which some say
they're trying to commercialize, and in fifty years from now
it's going.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
To be as big as Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (50:48):
Wow this day, Yes, yeah, I mean it's possible. But
if you're somebody out there who currently has a girlfriend,
good job, you must be doing something right.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Well, it depends on the relationship, but sure, yeah, just
the fact that you got one is impressive, because here's
the Jeff.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
The thing is, there's plenty.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Of guys out there who would do anything to swap
places with you. You know those guys, maybe they're kind
of shy, maybe they're misunderstood, maybe doing parody.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Songs every week, hoping.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
A special lady out there will appreciate him for his
oral talents.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
And yet no.
Speaker 6 (51:30):
Matter what they do, no matter how hard they try
or how many times they swipe, they just can't land
themselves a forever bay.
Speaker 5 (51:40):
And they want it so bad.
Speaker 6 (51:43):
So I feel for them, especially on this day when
girlfriends are being celebrated. Yeah, and that's why I had
to sing a song for all of those lonely dudes
who've never had a girlfriend before. They just dream of
one day celebrating this holiday and being.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
The best boyfriend ever.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
You're making National girlfriend all about the boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
All about the boyfriends who want to be able to have.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Boyfriend if it does kind of man esque like time.
Speaker 6 (52:16):
Well, you can't be a girlfriend unless you have a
boyfriend on the other side.
Speaker 5 (52:20):
Of it, relationship.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I would just say.
Speaker 6 (52:24):
That's why instead of singing justin Bieber's if I was
your boyfriend, it's young Jefferies.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
If I had a girlfriend hoping one day maybe it
will happen. All right, I'm going to point when I'm
ready point. I never had a girlfriend. I bet you
(52:51):
didn't know. I want love her.
Speaker 16 (52:53):
Laying in lumber all alone took my mother to the prom,
but I kept that on the love work at any
hands now, so I'm rolling in the dos.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Swag swag.
Speaker 16 (53:01):
It's true. You want manugam me girl, Ah, manugga you.
I've been swiping on the batties, but no match. He's
coming through, just searching for my honey. Like I'm Winny
freaking Pooh hungry.
Speaker 13 (53:10):
Good guys like me. We keep hanging on. Catch us
like a pokemon. If I had a girlfriend, I'd watch
all her shows.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
I may jump the.
Speaker 13 (53:24):
Gun girl and second day proposed on the Disney Weekend.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
We'd wear matching clothes.
Speaker 13 (53:33):
I won't send you text messages, only voice memos like
spoken word love.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Naughty little good boy with the pheromones.
Speaker 16 (53:42):
Once you get a whiff of my Calvin Klank cologone's
first time in the sheets, I'll bet I'll be a pro, probably.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Last five hours on my very first ghost. My BET's
your bet.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
In my mother's basement.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
She can make us breakfast. Then you'll be her best friend.
Speaker 16 (53:54):
Meet my cat's my lego set collection, so they fall
in love with all my imperfections.
Speaker 13 (53:59):
Yeah, oh Wade, keep the mexcra tampons.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
He in my glove fox for you.
Speaker 13 (54:08):
If you were a malady, I complement you more. I
tell you you're a ten girl. Even if you're a fool,
I would roll you over if.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
You start to snore.
Speaker 13 (54:23):
You'll be so impressed by my call of duty score
and my lava lamps, the car.
Speaker 5 (54:30):
I treat you the band.
Speaker 13 (54:32):
Take your Tommy cheese, girl, give you the last bite
my Officila sandwich. When we're lubern, I'm splitting the feees
cause I want to respect your financial independence all day long.
I both I would like in comment on all herdian
(54:56):
stuff posts. She's come with Johansen.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
I've heard calling jokes.
Speaker 13 (55:02):
I shower her with presents from the team.
Speaker 6 (55:05):
Move folks.
Speaker 13 (55:07):
We're so in love. It's gross and non enough. Nanana
magical as Merlan No no no no, no, no no
no wearing Netflix and churning Noanan and Nanana.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
And I'm no.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Longer a virgin, no no.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
If I had a.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Girlfriend, yeah, definitely what I thought you after that, I
made it home.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
I mean, if your guy will give you the last
bite of this food, that's how you know they truly care.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, you know, even if it is a file of fish.
Some people love that sweet.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Yeah, also having tampons in the glove box. That's a
pro movie.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Honestly, that is really not even.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
A joke exactly.
Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yeah, he knows he's ready for it if the girl
would just give him a chance. So that's your song
of the week. You could text in seventy five nine
two tell us what you thought about it. We'll post
the video up with all of the lyrics on all
of our socials on our TikTok on Instagram, YouTube all
of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
Gotta be careful he make us some offers online.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
Can't wait now?
Speaker 7 (56:16):
It was your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey
In the morning.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
Well, who called in on the hotline for a little
mid morning action today. Her name is Vanessa and she
is oh and one, still reeling from the last time
she was on this segment when she missed the question
who settled Brazil?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Who settled? Of course, it was the Flintstones?
Speaker 1 (56:49):
You mean you mean who colonized BRAZILA Is that what
you mean?
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yes, the flintstone that's the correcty.
Speaker 6 (56:54):
Yeah, Jose does all the questions, so you know the
facts are facting.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
One hundred person.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Barney Rubble was definitely involving.
Speaker 6 (57:01):
Yeah, he was doing any thing, but nevertheless, her children
were disappointed in the loss, so she is back for
a rematch today.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
How you doing, Vanessa?
Speaker 15 (57:11):
Not too bad.
Speaker 11 (57:12):
I'm worried I'm going to disappoint my kids.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Again, so I'll isn't that what just being a mother is?
Speaker 5 (57:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Well, and then I also not only did I shame
myself then, but I told you all that my son
was a tenor base in show choir and that.
Speaker 11 (57:23):
Was like before he was fifteen. So he's a base nowh.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
Wow, wow base?
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Okay, masculine man voice now now Jeff compensating, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (57:33):
Not feeling all competitive with a sixteen year old.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
He's going to be taken over my job?
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Great anyway, all right, Vaness, you know how it works.
Brooks left the studio. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past, but you have to beat brook
out ready.
Speaker 5 (57:49):
If you want to?
Speaker 6 (57:50):
All right, I'm ready, Good luck, Your time starts now.
Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this
day in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
What was it called.
Speaker 15 (58:01):
MTV?
Speaker 6 (58:01):
Which branch of the which branch of the US military
has had the highest number of US presidents serving it.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Army Harry Styles was a part of which boy band
in twenty ten.
Speaker 15 (58:13):
Uh And I'm sure that's what type.
Speaker 6 (58:17):
Of Mexican salsa translates to rooster's beak in English? How
long was the Mayflower trip from England to America? More
or less than one hundred days?
Speaker 15 (58:29):
More?
Speaker 6 (58:29):
All right, there you go, Vanessa, well done. Brook's going
to come back into the studio here. There she is,
And according to my screener, Vanessa isn't just camping this summer.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
She's going to be going to Hawaii soon.
Speaker 5 (58:43):
I'm so jealous. What's the one thing is that you're
gonna ask Brooks as what island?
Speaker 10 (58:47):
But no, don't listen to brook That's one food you're
most excited to eat?
Speaker 11 (58:53):
How about beverages like my type?
Speaker 6 (58:58):
When she goes out different to be fair, they put
like an orange slice or like a pineapple slice in
the top of it.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
There's some food in there, and that's the freshest pineapple.
Yeah ever, liqu fruit salad.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
It counts. All right, Brooke, it's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (59:14):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (59:16):
Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this
day in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (59:20):
What was it called?
Speaker 1 (59:21):
MTV?
Speaker 6 (59:22):
Which branch of the US military has had the highest
number of US presidents serving it?
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Uh Army.
Speaker 6 (59:29):
Harry Styles was a part of which boy band in
twenty ten one direction? What type of Mexican salsa translates
to rooster's beak in English?
Speaker 3 (59:40):
Past?
Speaker 6 (59:41):
How long was the Mayflower trip from England to America?
More or less than one hundred days?
Speaker 3 (59:48):
There we go, that's it.
Speaker 5 (59:50):
Answers are in.
Speaker 6 (59:51):
Time to head on over the scoreboard to see how
you both did with jose Why.
Speaker 15 (59:54):
Are you trying to get pregnant without telling your boyfriend?
It was your mother idea?
Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Oh what?
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Oh man?
Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
We got some crazy second days, Vanessa, you got to
correct today?
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Oh dear Brook three?
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
R oh no?
Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Then no, not too bad, but still enough to disappoint
your children.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this
day in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
That was MTV.
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
The Army has had more US president's servant than any
other military branch. Harry Styles was a part of the
boy band one direction in the twenty tens the type
of Mexican slso that translates to rooster's beak in English.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
What is it, Brooke, Pico de guyo I got in
my head because I just kept picturing rooster sauce or siracha.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Apparently it's called pico de gayo because it's pinched between
your fingers when you eat it. That's like the traditional
way to eat it. And it looks like a rooster's beak.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That's kind of cute.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
And how long was the mayflower trip from England to America?
It was less than one hundred days, which is weird
because Bruce family says that they came over on the mayflowers.
So some of the facts aren't lining up anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Well, my uncle didn't call me or my grandpa. He
was direct line. He didn't call me while he was
on it, you know, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Well, it was like a lot of grandfathers ago, but
it's like a direct line.
Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
So, Vanessa, it was not enough to beat Brook. But
we're not going to let you leave empty handed.
Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Just for playing.
Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see comedians
Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan Jones September twentieth
at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Absolutely, next time I'm beating you. Oh really?
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Do you need to give any false information out about
your son before we leave like.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
You did last time?
Speaker 11 (01:01:52):
No?
Speaker 15 (01:01:52):
I I'll publicly shame them the next time as well.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Okay, he's a soprano. Next time we talked to you,
shame us.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Come back on the show anytime. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks,
same time.
Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Ooh, the dar is out today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, it's Burgajebre in the morning and we did it well,
Jose did it.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Jose did it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's our Summer Dare Challenge. Oh, by the way, this
is the full hour show. Yeah, thank you so much
for being part of the podcast. But you've got to
go see the video of Jose being a delivery driver
in an inflatable sumo soon.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, and then while you're there, you can see Jeff's
song of the week also, which is so funny. Yeah,
it was really good. You're in for a treat today.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It is a very good show, brand new second day
also on the way.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And what are we hearing from our listeners?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, Laney Kardas said, I've been listening at one point
five speed, and it makes the show even.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
More chaotic and funny. It's like Rainbow Road for a podcast.
I'm never going back to listening at normal speed.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I think that's so wild.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I can't do the high speed because people's high pitch
voices drive me.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just feel like I already talked really fast, like personally,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Know how I'm starting to do that on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Every Yeah, speed, I feel like we need to talk low.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And yeah, your full show podcast starts right now.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
This morning, when I got in, I counted all the
different parking spots in the garage downstairs. It's brooken Jeffrey
in the morning. Yeah, and you know what I found?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What did you find, jeff Something interesting?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Was it really that interesting?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
It was because not one of those spots has anyone's
name written on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It doesn't matter. We all park in the same spot.
I have parked in the same location for like eight years.
I like it, and I am not happy it's being taken.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's just weird.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
You would think if somebody was walking around the office
complaining saying, hey, you stole my spot, their name would be.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Written now somewhere, no.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Even a post. It was attached to a pulse.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
But I guess they don't care enough to do anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
There are unspoken rules in this office, and one of
them is that that's my spot. First, it was producer
Boyd who accidentally did it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Because he's stupid and he can't parking spot for.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Jake.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Then you guys are all take.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So let's fill everybody in.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
What the listeners don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It was over the last week or so, different members
of the show have tried taking turns parking in Brooks
favorite spot, and she has gone around expressing her outright
rage and displeasure with us as people. She's questioned our humanity. Absolutely,
you think if it was that important she get here
early enough.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
To claim it.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
She rolls in late past everybody else and is like,
I deserve that spot because I've been in radio.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
For forty years or something.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So I am going to find someone.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
With a tow truck, okay, and I am going to
get your cars moved. Now. I won't have them impounded,
because that's going too far, but I will move them to.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A different spot. They're all open, they're all is next
door to us.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
You can have.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Membership.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You are not the queen of the parking lot. There's
no rules on there. We're gonna let our listeners decide.
It's seven eight, five nine to two text. Does brook
have ownership over a parking spot that she does not
pay for and does not have her name on anywhere
near it?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You guys are doing it and to make me upset,
and you know it.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You're not doing it because it's convenient for you or
you're not thinking about.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Billion spots that was a nice spot.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Now we're gonna move on to somebody spot. I would
never park in digital Jakes. Give us some shot collar
trivia Jake.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay if you say so.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I know Jake took my spot one day too,
about moved his card.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Parking spot.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Let's do some trivia.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Don't shave my car.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
Today marks the birthday of a true artistic genius. He's
a world renowned sculptor, a painter, and an architect. Oh no,
I'm not talking about brook Son Alder, even though that's
how she describes him on Instagram. I'm talking about the
great Michael Angelo. He's famous for works like the Statue
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of David, his painting of the Sistine Chapel, and just
like Alder, his work is still highly regarded and appreciated right.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
In front of me.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I bet his mom put his work up around her
desk to it at the office.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Not to mention, he also shares his name with one
of the coolest heroes of all time, Mikey the silly, crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Fun teenage mutant Ninja Turtle.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
I mean, yeah, so today, in honor of Michael Angelo's
that's apostrophees plural birthdays of both of them.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We're doing a.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Special paint spladdered edition of plenty of twenty. We're gonna
start today with the person who moonlights as a nude
model for struggling artists. That's young Jeffrey. Jeff give me
a number one through twenty and I'll give you a
question about some kind of michael Angelo.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Number eight. Please, number eight, Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Michael Angelo, the Ninja Turtle wields nun chucks for his
weapon of choice. What does his brother don Tello use?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
That's hard get him confused.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm trying to visualize. He's holds something that's like long
and double sided, and it like vibrates when you hit
a button. No, that's not Oh wait, that's a different
movie than I was watching last night.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Ten inch Mutants.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, there's.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
And then it's Spirals.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
But Donatello does he just use a stick?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Is he just long stick guy?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'm gonna go long stick.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Guy, long stick that.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Staff. Raphael has twin size and Leonardo has two Ninja Ninjada.
It's like, yeah, the internet was very specific. They are
not similar. Yeah, all right, Jeffrey, one for one. Let's
over to Jose. Jose, give me number one through twenty.
Let's go to number.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Two, Jose.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
The Mona Lisa has her own what at the Loover
because of all the attention she receives.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh my gosh, she's got.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Her own special thing. Oh is it a tip jar?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Well for her work selfie station?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh yeah, everyone has her own casing.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
So she has her own exhibit.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Maybe that's in her own like it's one room just
forr I'm gonna say, her own exhibit.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I've never been to the Jose.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Really no, Jose said, Mona Lisa has her own exhibit.
That may be true, It's not what I was looking for, though.
She has her own mailbox because people all over the
world send love letters to the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Jose's some of those getting real creepy.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh yeah, who reads those?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You know, you know, right to be back?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Do you think that there's one person at the museum
has to sit and read them to?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
The painting writes back, all right, it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, give me, I'm gonna go lucky thirteen thirteen brook.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
It's well known that the Ninja Turtle's favorite food is pizza. Yes,
but what is the one topping that absolutely refuse to
eat on their pies.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
This is easy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I know that the pepperoni lovers. Gosh, you say it's easy,
but I don't actually maybe know it. I mean, the
first idea is the controversial pineapple, right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But I don't know that the turtles are.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Gonna involve themselves in that type of political strife. Yeah,
so I actually think it's probably Anchovi's.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Anchovies is correct, right, Jeff and Brook are still safe.
We're moving on to Alexis. Alexis, give me number one
through twenty ten. Number ten. I'm sorry here, there's no
helping from anyone in the room. On number ten, Alexis
fifty to fifty shot here, which ear did Pablo Picasso
cut off his left or his right?
Speaker 11 (08:00):
You?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Fifty fifty? I mean, and I have no idea, so
let's just go left.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
I'm sorry. Pablo Picasso did not cut off this year.
That was Vincent van Go. I was looking for neither.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I didn't get it either.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Unfortunate, so I thought it was We're back to Jeff
and Brook. The next wrong answer loses Jeffrey number from
jeff number one, number one Jeffrey. The Japanese art of
ikey Bana is the formal arranging of what.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I guess the only thing you would arrange your flowers.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Flowers is correct, Jeffrey. All right, Brooke, it's up to you.
Get this right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
What number that's right?
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Fifteen number fifteen Brook. If you go to Milan, Italy,
there's a world famous painting called a fresco painted up
on the wall called the Last Supper. Which famous artist created.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
The Last Supper Da Vinci.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's correct.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
In the spirit of cooperation and pizza, I'm declaring dual
winners for today's plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Both Brook and Jeffrey win today and get the pick.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Who gets shot?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I pick, since Brooke apparently rules over the office and
all the parking spots and everything that happens here, she
chooses Jose.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
One on the parking thing, Jose is gonna.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Get shocked while singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
I like you're singing Ice brand new bitches, something hold
of me.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I'm glad you stopped me because I.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Could just go for it. That's your shot collar question
of the day. Phones have coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning, it's.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and Jose just completed
his you Wouldn't Dare Summertime challenge.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He just made it back.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
It was called the Psycho Sumo's Delivery Dash.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't remember, but Jose had.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
You had to wear an inflatable sumo outfit and act
like a door dash delivery person, taking food orders from
different people in our building, then running out to collect
them from the restaurants and be back in under fifteen minutes.
Fay Brook, this whole dare was your idea. You're the
one who came up with it. So what was the
funniest moment to you? Because you were with those the
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entire time.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
My favorite moment was when he walked into a lovely
Vietnamese restaurant and they died laughing. First Jose said, do
you want to feel my muscles?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And multiple people squeeze his muscles, and then they let
him know that, oh no, we're not going to bring
your food to the front. You have to go to
the back and parade your way through the entire restaurant.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
So it was in the first place we went, and
then we show up and I just hand them the
card and I go order for brook please uh huh.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And they're like oh, and they feel the muscles and
I'm like, mess on my at least they're nice. And
then I go, anyways, can I get the order? And
they go, oh yeah, go to the back and parade
through the whole restaurant that's full of people.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
They were laughing, so every they made me walk around
every table.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
But you did get a hug at the end.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I did get a hug at the end. That's good
for you from whom one of the ladies. She just
saw it look great and wanted to give me a hug.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I I think you asked her if we're.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Gonna edit the video so it looks like she just
wanted to hug.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
That's actually might need to stay your look for the
show for the rest of time.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I love it. I'm getting all kinds of attention.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I also I also liked in the Taco Bell drive through,
just how annoyed and unbothered the Taco Bell workers. Yeah,
I expect you would have thought that I was.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
A normal person. There was nothing wrong.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
You probably were the most normal customer that they've had
all day service.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
You can find the video of Jose completing his door
dashed air up on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey.
They can like subscribe and Brooke is the last person
who still needs to attempt her challenge. That's gonna happen
next week. We got Laser Stories coming up right after this.
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It's the radio segment that's executive producing a controversial news
show on Food Network called Cannibal Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh that is I Legal.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Tonight's secret ingredient.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Is Steve Y.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Watch him get turned into Steve Wellington tonight right after
Laser Stories.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
When you say it like that, it sounds kind of.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Go I got a fancy.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
It's a segment where we read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
A laser, as are the Cribergers. Just don't.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
This first laser story is out of Denver. A pastor
named Eli Regalado and his wife Caitlin came to their
congregation over a year ago and asked them to give from.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Their hearts, but not to.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
The church necessarily. They were asking their followers to invest
in crypto.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Oh, okay, in the God.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Their crypto accounts are their own.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
They told everyone.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
It was something called i n dx coin. And if
they gave, they would need to have faith that their
investment would lead to great abundance and many blessings.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I heard Jesus is all about the coin.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah, but this is going to shock you. It didn't
lead to great abundance.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
In fact, the works in mysterious ways, Jeffrey, so.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Mysterious that the entire thing turned out to be a
scam where the couple solicited three point four million dollars
and took it all for personal expenses.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
How can you play for people like.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
That use the church to take money from people?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Well, the Regatos used most of the money on home renovations,
airline tickets, hotel rooms, and luxury retail.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Purchases, things they really needed.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
So when they were caught, the police asked them did
you do it? And because Eli is a man of God,
he could not lie.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The charges are that Caitlyn and I pocketed one point
three million dollars, and I just want to come out
and say that those charges are true. Out of that
one point three, half a million dollars went to the
I R S and a few hundred thousand dollars went
to a homing model that the Lord told.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Us to do.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What the Lord told us to do. The Lord told
us that backslash looks fatulated.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I want to start doing. Hey, the Lord told
me to come and get your numbers.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
So Lord, the Lord, it's so wild. Religion actually can
be a good thing sometimes.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
I get that.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Guy.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of major
movie headquarters. The numbers are in Happy Gilmore Too just
set a new record for Netflix. It had the biggest
US opening weekend ever for a Netflix original movie.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
You get doing.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I almost watched it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I still need to Jeff, you loved it, right, I
thought it was awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I saw it.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
I thought it was a great homage to the previous
one and lots of new fun stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I heard a lot of good if you can believe it.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
It got forty six point seven million views over the
first three days.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Wow, that is a lot. And it's not just me
who approved. Other fans.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
The majority of fans liked it too, because it currently
has a seventy percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes with sixty
one percent approval among critics. Yeah, that's pretty high for
a comedy film.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah. I heard the cameos are awesome in it.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Bunny in the movie I'm watching Okay, Okay.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
It's success also boosted numbers for the original Happy Gilmore movie,
which made it up to number three on Netflix's global
Top ten list with eleven point four million views.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I will say our own Alexis finally watched the original
Happy Gilmore and.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You could hear her review, which was incredible. It's one
of my top movies all time.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, you have gen Z versus classic movie on our podcast.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
So what does all this success mean?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Basically, everything mister Sandler touches turns to gold.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
I mean that's that.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Rise or is There's nothing left to stream on TV
anymore except for reruns A Survivor and this?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Why can't both be true? There's just no comedies right now.
People need comedy on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I just hope the Lord tells Adam Sandler to make
a Happy kill More three and.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He listens to God on that his kitchen first.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
This next laser story is out of Food News Day.
A lot of kids go back and forth between the
two main food groups pizza and mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Don't forget chicken fingers.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, Well, now they don't have to choose one, because
for a limited time, Kraft Mac and Cheese is unleashing
a new pizza flavor. Disgusted, they say it's bold and savory.
Notes of garlic and Italian spices capture the essence of
a classic slice in every bite.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So wild.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I've never seen like a flavored mac and cheese outside
of like white cheddar.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Yeah you know, I'm showing a picture of it to
my co host right now, Alexis, you're the mac and
cheese expert in the room. What do you think about
this pizza flavored macinstry?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
For sure making this and my special recipe have no
butter or milk, Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I like hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. Oh yeah,
so good. This would be.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Good with cut up pepperoni pieces.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Craft says.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
The pizza flavor is now available for purchase at retailers
across the US and will remain available throughout the back
to school season. Plus, the foodies are calling this next
collab what the world needs right now?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Because Oreo has joined forces with none other than Reese's
and it's actually two products that they're making. The first
is the Reese's Oreo Cup Creamy. Okay, so it looks
like a half and half Reese's Peanut Butter cup with
crumbled Oreo cookie bits on the bottom part and the
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top half is coated with a layer of white Oreo cream.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Hasty god.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oreos and peanut butter are literally the best combination ever.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Those are going to come in the mini and in
the full size cups.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You choose either one.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Meanwhile, the second item they're making is an Oreo Reese's cookie,
and it looks like a regular Oreo but in between
the two layers of sandwich is the classic Reese's peanut
butter frame and chocolate.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yes, yes, yes, this is like nutter butter meats oriole Yes.
Oh my god, that sounds so amazing.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
That The great news is if you're a total cup head,
then you can sign up what do you call Reese's
Peanut Butter cup hands Yeah, sure, go sign up for
early access on the Oreo website or they will be
available on shelves starting in September, but just for a
limited time.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Speaking of getting cupped, all right, this guy's looking forward
to being cupped this fall multiple things.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
You really know what that means?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Just joined the cup party? That sound means laser story
and just come to an end for the day. We'll
do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
People always like to say children have this sweet innocence, a.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Childlike wonder. Yeah, purity of mind, because that's the nice
way of saying, yeah, they're not very smart, literally no
idea how the world really works, and don't believe pretty
much anything you say.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, but don't you want to go back and live
in that bliss.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I'm sure we were all like that at one point,
until the harsh reality of life punched us right in
the face and taught us.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
The truth, which is why and everything.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
A recent threat is going viral online which asks people
for the dumbest things that they used to believe as
a kid, only to realize it was not even close
to being true. We're gonna go over some of the
funniest responses coming right after this. Everyone can probably think
of something that they believed with their whole heart when
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they were.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
A little kid. Oh and then you got older you realized,
oh wow, I was an idiot.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
That wasn't even remotely true. And you'll never forget that
shocking moment of realization.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Everyone is going to really dark things, right not just me.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
No, I wasn't a dark thing. I was thinking of
like atm Machines. I think they printed all the money
right there, and I was like, no, why o'kay ask
it for sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Ask it for sixty's going off.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm an adult, I'm going to be so rich.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
You know the code. It's just going to print the money, right.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's much better than like, you don't need love to
make a baby, you know, like I thought anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, okay, keep going. Sorry my bad, you don't love
to make a baby. I know it's not true. I
thought it was true.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I got it on a happier note that's going vible
right now, where people are sharing some of the dumbest
things they used to believe.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And here's a few of the highlights. Number ten.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I thought that songs being played on the radio were
played live each time they came for songs early in
the morning. I thought the band all got out of
bed and met up super.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Early to pray.
Speaker 13 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I just I hate when Nicki Minaj is in studio
with us all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
She's so loud, you know.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
And the other day I woke Taylor Swift up at
for you yeah, studio, here's.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Your thoughts over they let know that he's next. Not good.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Number nine.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
When I was young, I assumed don't drink and drive
meant all drinks. I thought I would scream at my
mom if she was drinking aquafina, not because I thought
it was illegal eye Joss, Like, our family drank Fiji water,
and so when I saw her drinking the poor people.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Water, I was like, that really upset.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Number eight, talking about tap water.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
We need to go back to that apm.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Number eight.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I used to be weirdly certain that all cats are
girls and all dogs are boys.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I mean, cats do have a feminine air to them.
You know that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
When they're not well.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
I was gonna say, when they're not clawing your eyes out,
But that is kind of very family.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You can't control us. You don't know what's gonna happen. Next.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Number seven.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Stupid pea brained me used to think that if it
was raining where I was, it was raining everywhere in
the world. O.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Wait, is that not true?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, well you think you're the center of the universe.
Everything happens. That's not true, Jeffrey, you know.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
I know, you know, Yeah, the Earth is flat, So
if it's raining in one area, you can't cover.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
But if it tilts, then all the water's gonna end
up on one side. Yeah, it's gonna be yeah controversy.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
On the show, we're talking about the dumbest things people
admit they used to believe when they were younger, only
to realize.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
That that was stupid. Yeah, it's not true at all.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Text is seventy five nine to tell us any of
the stupid things that you believed as a kid that
you later found out were not true. Number six chocolate
milk came from brown Castle. Oh yeah, that was a
pretty common one.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's pretty classic. I feel like parents told kids, you know,
just in best with them. It's like I always thought,
and I swear that we were taught this in science,
that your blood was blue when it was inside you
and then it only turned red when it came out,
And that is it's so not true, like so false.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Number five. I always believe the moon was following me
around whenever I was in the car.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Is crazy, dry faster. Number four.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
One woman thought she didn't have a given middle name
because her parents were too poor to afford one.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
O your name at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
My cousin doesn't have a middle name. But my aunt
just literally couldn't think of one.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Oh yeah, just gave up.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
She just didn't give her one. She's not I didn't
come up with anything.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Are we getting any text? In at seven A five nine?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I like this one that little people were inside the TV.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
You know, I may age myself on this one, but
I distinctly remember going behind the TV when they were
still like boxes and like looking down at the lights, thinking,
in there, I can relate to that.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Number three.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Growing up, I saw signs and parking lots that said
vehicles will be towed at owner's expense, and I thought
that meant the store owner, and it was trying to
make people feel guilty that they were causing the store
owner to spend too much money.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Oh my god, I wonder how.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
They learned that, thinking.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, I wonder heard they learned that Lesson got toad once.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
I'm guessing number two that if you ripped off the
tag on your mattress, somehow the government knew bust through
your bedroom window and take you to prison.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
Yeah, it seemed like it's a huge tag and it's like, yeah,
you're like felony to remove it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Seems, and why why did they not want people to
remove it?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
We should try ripping one off and seeing what happens.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
I think Alexis has warrants.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
The number one dumb thing somebody used to believe as
a kid. One person said, my grandma told me the
rumble strips on the side of the road were to
help blind people maintain their lane.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I believe that till I was fourteen years old.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Roadil brail. Oh my god, let me see if it
works with my eyes closed.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Those are the dumb things that people used to believe
when they were a kids.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
We got your phone to have coming up right.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
What happens if you love a specific pizza from your
favorite restaurant? Yes, but for some reason, every time you
order it, it never gets there on time, and they
always have some excuse for why it's late.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Why is it gott to be your favorite?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
That's been happening to one man a lot lately. So
his wife contacted us and told us the day and
the time that she was going to order a pizza
for lunch. Wow, so that we could have our delivery
person Jose update late and The update is he just
lost his glasses and he needs help finding the guy's house.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Again, it's your phone tap right now?
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Another twenties.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Hello, Oh hi.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
This is Arnie for instance, pizza is this? Mister Gelaudio.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
Said, So what's going on?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Oh that's a that's a beautiful name. Is that Asian descent?
Speaker 11 (26:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Or like Scandinavian?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
No? No, not at all. No, Hey, let me ask you?
Speaker 15 (26:52):
Where are you? Where's my pizza?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah? So I'm outside right now.
Speaker 12 (26:57):
The outside of my place.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Well, no, no, I don't know where I'm at. I
ran into a little bit of a snag.
Speaker 15 (27:06):
Sweet swere are you?
Speaker 10 (27:08):
That's a great question and I would like to know
the answer as well as you.
Speaker 12 (27:14):
You don't know where you are?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I lost my glasses.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
Okay, okay, Yanta, yell.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
You see in my last delivery, okay, a dog jumped
on me, a German shepherd, a really big dog. But
it scared me and it knocked my glasses off. They
flew off my head.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
Yeah, that's quite a story. But is someone coming to
help you? And I get the pizza to me because
I have to deliver it.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Because here's the situation.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
It's been thirteen years never missed a delivery.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
So so if.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
I make it to this Friday, I get a five
thousand dollars bonus from the owners because I've never missed.
Speaker 12 (27:58):
Yeah, I heard you. You're shouting. I heard you.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Okay, Sorry, I just can't see.
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Are you like close to my house?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Like?
Speaker 12 (28:05):
So, so where are you?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
I can't I can't read numbers?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (28:12):
What about the position of the sun. Do you have
a sun dial?
Speaker 12 (28:16):
A sun dial?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Maybe you can see the direction. I'm at my shadows
pointing just right.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Stop stop talking, stop talking, you sound right now. You're
just an idiot right now. I mean, I'm sorry for
your current status.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
But I see something down the road.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
It's either a gas station or some sort of dinosaur park.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Uh yeah, probably a gas station. Genius.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
Oh okay, that makes more sense. Can you meet me there?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
What gas station? Is it like a logo? Is there
like a more?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Is there more than one?
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:52):
My god?
Speaker 10 (28:54):
I love the environment, so I I tend to go
what's it hybrid?
Speaker 12 (29:01):
Okay? And did you just learn that word? Because you
just yelled it out like you just learned it.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I know, I'm just nervous.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Yet, Yes, I can hear you. We're just yelling over
a phone. Okay, I can't.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
See my other senses are heightened.
Speaker 12 (29:17):
I'm losing my patience with you.
Speaker 14 (29:20):
Me too.
Speaker 10 (29:21):
Right now, I'm in a tough spot and the sun
is just beating down on me, and I don't know
where I am.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
I'm I'm just I'm so I understand.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
I can stay out here all day holding your pizza.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Or I can't come clean.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I tell you that that's.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
A prank phone call from your wife, Trey.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Saying, what do you know your wife?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Oh yeah, I'm not your pizza delivery guy.
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Man.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Sorry, my name's Jlse from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 12 (29:57):
God, wow, my heart rates, like, oh, your.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Wife, Tracy set you up.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
She said you ordered pizza from this place all the time,
but it's been late a lot. Why do you think
she suggested pizza delivery for lunch so we could call you.
Just come get me from the gas station.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Yeah, I'll pick you right up. Yet, wake up every morning.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
With Weekday Morning on the twenties frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Every single guy knows that if you're picking up a
lady in your whip, you need to make sure it's
looking clean and smelling like success. That's the first step
in tricking her into thinking you're a responsible adult. She
won't have any clue that your floor was strewn with
empty red bullcans and old McDonald's wrappers like two hours ago.
(30:52):
And I know one of our listener wishes that he
would have done a better job tidying up his vehicle
because his entire night was ruined. When is date reached
down and pulled something out from between the seats, it
was definitely incriminating and left all of us in shock.
You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Update, next second date update.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
For a lot of guys on the dating apps, coming
up with the perfect opener is like painting the mona Lisa.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Wow, takes a lot of time.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Are you just put something down? Stand back, you study it,
Add a little word here, just.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That line there, take off the eyebrows there, yea toss in.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
An extra emoji, delete that pun, and after four hours
you finally send her in four hours, hey, what's up?
No response?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
You shouldn't have used the apostrophees is that what it
was I thought the three question marks we're gonna work.
But today we have a listener who says he actually
put in some work, real work, into figuring out an
opening line with a sixty percent reply rate, which is
extremely high for guys on these apps. And that's very
(32:08):
very high. Yeah, okay, what's the average? Like two percent
reply rate? Maybe lower?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
How many messages are you guys sendy very difficult?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
His name is Carson, So Carson, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 15 (32:21):
How are you doing? Guys?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Are you going to let him deliver the line?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah? I don't know what the line is. I'm sious.
I don't never written, so, like, what kind of line
are we working with here, Carson.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Like, we don't even need to talk. But I was
wondering if you would critique my profile. I'm new here?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Oh oh interesting, Okay, what do you think about that?
Alexis an invitation to critique his profile?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I don't know, looking at him up?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Aren't they then looking at your profile with a negative view?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
So I'm gonna say, because you're only going to pick
out negative stuff to be funny about, you're not.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Going to say, oh, but it's a conversation.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So Alexis is in the forty percent that would not reply.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I probably reply something so rude that they don't reply back.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, is terrible even that.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
I mean, that's a response in itself. That's a win rights,
even if it's mean.
Speaker 15 (33:10):
Yeah, I mean it did lead to someone. Her name
is Lenne.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Okay man, okay, I said, yeah. What was her critique?
Speaker 15 (33:19):
She said, I should smile more in photos because I
look too serious.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh that's a nice one.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, if you have a good smile, then you should
be showing that off and women would like that.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
And pro tip, girls love it when you tell them
that too. Yeah, you should smile more.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
You look so good when you smile just in the photos.
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, So did you send her a personal pick of
you smiling?
Speaker 15 (33:43):
I did not. I said, well, you should see my
smile in person. Said okay.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Oh, she said okay, and you're like, look to your
left out your window right now.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 15 (34:00):
Then? I offered to pick her up. Oh we ended
up going to a steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
If you're wanting to impress her with the steak dinner,
I mean you must really like this woman.
Speaker 15 (34:13):
You know what she's she's great. You know, we went
to the steakhouse. Things went really well. It was everything
I hoped it would be.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I want to hear some highlights.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Did you smile at her the whole time?
Speaker 15 (34:26):
I tried to smile more.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yes, good, Okay, if it's too much.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Day.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What did you guys connect over?
Speaker 15 (34:40):
Well, she's a room in the sports I'm a big
sports guy, so that was an instant connection. We like
similar kinds of music.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
I mean, it all sounds really good. There was nothing
awkward that happened on the date.
Speaker 15 (34:52):
Everything was great. The awkward moment was on the way home. Okay,
she saw something between the seats of my car, and
she reached down. She pulled it out, and it was
a canister of lipstick.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
That looks really bad. It probably looked like I was
on another date.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
You just tell her, like, look, that's not my shade
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I have mine at home.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, I mean, anyone could have dropped it in your
car and fallen out of a pocket.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Sister or a friend or what did she say?
Speaker 15 (35:27):
Well, she she certainly wanted to know where it came from,
and I was, I was, I was honest. With her. Uh,
you know I borrowed my ex girlfriend's car.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wait, you were driving your girlfriend's car.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
But it wasn't your car.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh no, that's.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Worse than.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Did that totally smooth everything.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
Over for the conversation that you know mine was in
the shop. I was trying to be straight up with her. Obviously,
the vibe kind of change at that point.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Why didn't you just say a friend?
Speaker 15 (35:59):
If I could go back and change it, I think
I would.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Oh that is it?
Speaker 15 (36:03):
Yeah, it looked like I thought I was getting a
good night kiss. Everything is great. Obviously that didn't happen. Yeah,
that's why I'm here. I'm hoping maybe you guys can
help me.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Wait, and now she's not calling you back, like you
haven't smoothed it over yet.
Speaker 15 (36:17):
No, I haven't heard from her since not a week
or so.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
So everything was going good. It's a circumstance.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What's the relationship with you and your ex? Before we
call her?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
They're on good terms enough for her to the car.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, how good of terms?
Speaker 15 (36:32):
Like we were always friends, we tried to date, it
didn't work out, we're still friends.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
That's so cool. You guys can do that.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, that sounds when you try to date somebody.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, so I mean like you could describe her as
a friend instead of an axe for Yeah, did you
get a chance to explain that to Leand I didn't.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
Get a chance to because we were so close to
her house kind of the end of it.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Honestly, it's probably for the best.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
You don't probably want to be gloating about how great
of a relationship you have with your ex girlfriend on
a first date with somebody.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'm sorry, if you're driving her car, you're gonna want
to explain something like it's better than we're still sleeping together.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
And what answer is good when you're like she's the
best or you're like, oh I hate her.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, you're driving her car.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I think it's a green flag if someone can get
along with their ex.
Speaker 15 (37:16):
For you know, well, that's why I'm hoping you guys
can get her on the phone and help me explain
that to her, because I don't know if she's gonna
listen to me.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, I'm gonna let Brook tackle that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'm friends with all sorts of exit.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yasy for a guy, Yeah, what's wrong with him?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (37:37):
We'll call Leanne for you after this and try and
help you get your second date update in just a minute.
If you're just joining us, let's quickly recap Carson's first
date with a.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Little game of good or bad.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Steakhouse dinner, good idea, good, lots of smiling, picking her
up in your ex girlfriend's white Jetta.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Every blue Jetta, So.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
We're thinking that's probably the big red flag that's been
scaring Leanne away from a second meet up with Carson.
But Brooke wisely pointed out, actually, it could be seen
as a green flag that he doesn't have a toxic
relationship with past love interests.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Right, Brooke, Dude, I think that if you can be
friends with an ex, it doesn't mean that you still
have feelings for them. It's when you still have feelings
is when things get dicey and you can't talk to
them and you're angry and everything.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Okay, but what about friends with benefits?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well, I mean it's an ex, it doesn't really count,
all right, Carson?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Does that feel good? Does it get me a little
bit of hope before we make this call?
Speaker 15 (38:48):
I'm optimistic?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Okay, but there's no benefits with your ex? Right?
Speaker 15 (38:52):
No? No? No?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay, okay, good, good, what besides the car. He doesn't
get to bar her car. I've meant a different time.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I'm not the physical type.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
So let's reach out to Leanne. Hopefully she picks up
and we can explain this whole thing and get her
to go out with you again.
Speaker 15 (39:05):
Okay, sounds great.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Good dialing you right now, let's do it.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Hey, is this Leanne?
Speaker 12 (39:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (39:22):
This is her? Who's this?
Speaker 6 (39:25):
Uh well, this is actually yeah, a whole ensemble of
people called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
We're a radio show.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Good morning, good, good morning.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Thanks for saying it back. People don't say it back
at Yah. I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
It's like when you say you're welcome.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Thank Yeah, you're a nice person.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Leanne.
Speaker 6 (39:44):
We're hoping that this can be a good morning for
you because we're doing something called a second date update.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Okay, all right, you know I've seen it. I've seen
social media.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, so well, thank you for finding on social media.
You can go to our podcast too.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
She doesn't. She didn't sound like she liked it.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It comes up in the algorithm. Always be promoting, all.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
Right, it's always a disaster. It's always some nightmare case.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's not true. No, that's not true.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
We only air the disaster, just the ones that go viral.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah, yeah, and we're hoping this is not one of
those that you'll never even see this in your feed
because we're reaching out based on a date you went
with with a guy named Carson.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh, okay, would you call it a disaster?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Your date with Carson?
Speaker 11 (40:35):
I don't know, Carson, Carson, what are you doing Carson?
Speaker 12 (40:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
So we spoke to Carson earlier and he had really
glowing reviews about the date. Just what we know from
it is that you two connected on a dating app.
You said you really liked his smile, had a nice
dinner at a steakhouse. There was no kiss at the end.
He was a little surprised by that, but no disappointed,
I think disappointed. But now you're not open to another one.
(41:02):
So he's trying to figure out if there's a reason.
Speaker 11 (41:05):
He must have left something out.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
I love something out.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I think you did. Yeah you did.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
I mean I would be embarrassed. But he was driving
his ex girlfriend's car.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah, he did tell us that. I just
didn't want to recap that part in case it wasn't
a big issue for you.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So what was your reaction when he told you.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
That that's not okay? Why first, that's not okay? Okay,
that just means that somewhat special in your life is
still in your life.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I mean, technically you feel threatened by the ex girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
A little bit.
Speaker 11 (41:45):
I know, not that I've just I've dated guys in
similar situations and it always ends bad in my my
personal situation.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Okay, well, that's okay that you can think that, but
let Brook explain to you why you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
That's not what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
But I do think that you could maybe change your
stance on a little bit if you thought of it
more as like a green flag. Like here's a guy
who still respects someone that he dated, that he was
he was close to, and it's good that they can
still have a non romantic relationship.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Right.
Speaker 11 (42:21):
Yeah, I guess I never considered it that way.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I mean, have you ever had a friend and then
got your feelings kind of mixed up in that friendship?
Like it's hard to have opposite gender friends because you're like,
oh my god, how much do I like this person?
And then you try out dating and you're like, WHOA,
I didn't like him?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
That much.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Did you know there was the case with Carson that
he was friends with that girl first before they tried
dating and then it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, they realized that they weren't meant to be together.
Speaker 11 (42:49):
I mean, no, no, I mean this is all kind
of like a lot in general.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
But point okay, okay, look at you being a reasonable human?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Love it? Okay?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
So is that something that would maybe change your mind
a little bit about possibly seeing him and giving him
another chance.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
Possibly the radio person I don't know her name, but
like she did bring up some pretty decent points.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So I feel like I didn't deliver that well.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Her name is Alexis. Give her all the credits.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
I mean, this all sounds really good to us in
the room here, but I bet it sounds even better
to Carson, who's been quietly listening on the other line,
hoping to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (43:27):
Listening to this whole time? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I can hear you smiling through the phone.
Speaker 12 (43:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
I think he's there, Carson.
Speaker 15 (43:35):
Hey, hey guys, I'm here.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
What are you doing? What are you doing this for?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (43:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
They are so cute.
Speaker 15 (43:45):
I felt a connection with you that I haven't felt
with anybody, and I really want to try to make
this work.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
That's adorable.
Speaker 11 (43:54):
That's really sweet to hear that from you.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, he's not like those other guys that you dated
that we're yucky, you know, with their exes.
Speaker 15 (44:04):
Yeah things, Yeah, yeah, Well look, I need to be
one hundred percent honest with you. We're getting it all
out there right now. Okay, I do live with I
do live with my ex.
Speaker 13 (44:17):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, that's.
Speaker 15 (44:19):
How I was going to go to borrow the call.
Speaker 6 (44:24):
Brooke, how dare you support this and say that it
was totally innocent and now you live.
Speaker 15 (44:30):
With her different you like a sister. It's really not
a big deal, you.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Know.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
But they're in a good place now, Brooke, you said
it yourself, Well you don't.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Live with your axe like that feels like you were
living together and then you broke up and you never
moved out.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Did you move in together when you were in a relationship.
Speaker 15 (44:51):
I mean, I don't know, I don't really remember. There
was a lot going on. It just kind of happened.
I mean, it's like a timeshare situation for us, which
with the rent, we rotate the car.
Speaker 11 (45:00):
It's a I think seriously. Like I told you guys,
this is all disasters plan.
Speaker 15 (45:07):
Look trust me when I say this, it's not a disaster.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh god, that famous last words.
Speaker 15 (45:14):
Why don't you come over this weekend. We can we
can hash it out. And it's my weekend to have
the master bedroom.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Wait what, Oh, there's only one bedroom.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
That's a good living situation.
Speaker 15 (45:29):
It works for us. Don't judge.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Where do you sleep when you don't have the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (45:35):
I'm in the car and that's what it's for, a.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
Car slash bedroom.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
Oh, you're living in your car.
Speaker 15 (45:44):
Only part time.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And remember it's her car.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Not.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I have a headache.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, and I'm sorry about that whole green flag thing.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
No, it is a green flag.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's a green flag that he is such a good roommate.
That is a doesn't even want to love him. Go,
that's how awesome he is to live with.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Dude, you share a bed that you guys rotate on
the weekends.
Speaker 15 (46:06):
Holda, We don't share the bed when she's in it.
I'm not when I'm in it, she's not. We have
a calendar, it's set.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
Up the bed.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
This organized community, I can't say it.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Man.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Even Alexis is coming around on him.
Speaker 11 (46:22):
So, I mean a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
It could be your nightmare if you say yes to
another date with Carson, and we would pay for that date.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
If you're open to it, you will be your nightmare.
If you say yes.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, it's not going to be a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Until it goes viral. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Oh yeah, I don't want this to go viral. I
don't want to go on another date.
Speaker 7 (46:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
If you're.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
If you're seeing this on socials.
Speaker 13 (46:48):
Do not come and do not like this.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Oh man, Carson, it sounds like a no from Leanne.
Speaker 15 (46:54):
There, Leanne, you know you didn't complain when I used
the excess debit card to pay for dinner.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Wow, get out of here.
Speaker 12 (47:07):
You never told me that.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
How would it come up in conversation?
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:13):
All right?
Speaker 6 (47:14):
Well wow, I mean, Carson, you were worried that the
problem was that you picked her up in your ex's car,
and turns out the issue is that you actually.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Swaped beds with your exes because you live together.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh and your ex pace for everything, well half of
half of the time.
Speaker 15 (47:30):
And then when you say it like that, I think
I sound like a pretty good dude.
Speaker 7 (47:35):
You're a catch, buddy Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
I mean, dude, how did Carson think that it was
okay to withhold that information from us?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
In part one?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Has he said a lot of information?
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Because Brook literally asked him, what's your relationship with your
ex like? And he said, oh, we're still friends. Didn't
mention oh yeah, we share the same master bed off
of a rotat calendar would have been a little bit
of a different story for us.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
If you have a one bedroom apartment, you can't call
it a master bed.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
It's the only bed.
Speaker 10 (48:09):
I didn't want to call it an end because the
more he's kept talking, the more independent he is.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Here's your debit card or car.
Speaker 6 (48:20):
Wouldn't be surprised, but honestly, just be truthful with us
up front so Brooke doesn't come off looking as bad
as she did.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
And that poor girl didn't want this to hit the air,
and now because of.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Him, you know it's so And that's why I just
want to be honest right now with all of our
listeners and tell you the truth that we do have
a Second Date podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yes it's real. Somehow it gets millions of downloads every month.
Even I did not believe that. Go look for yourself,
Brook showed me the numbers, so if you want to
check it out and subscribe.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
And Brook always lies, I was really telling the truth.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
It's a green flag to listen to our podcasting Joe
way At Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke.
Speaker 7 (49:02):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
Why should people listen to my brand new song of
the week. It's hard for me the performer to answer that.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh do you want us to answer?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Because I think they're super creative, they're usually really funny.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah, you're normally wearing a skin poutfit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
So I wanted a better answer, so I decided.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
To ask chat GPT the question why should people listen
to my song? And chat GPT responded, quote, because it
isn't just a simple funny song. It's become a weekly
cultural check in that holds a mirror up to society
and urges uses clever humor as a vehicle to challenge
(49:42):
our misguided understanding of the world, forcing us to confront
the complicated truths of life, pushing us to grow, and
encouraging us to be better as a communist.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Has it heard a song before? Yeah, chat GPT just
maybe falsely.
Speaker 6 (49:59):
That's a a lot of pressure on me too, Like
literally I sing about lactose intolerant people eating ice cream ses.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
So to be clear, in no.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Way do I want anybody to learn or grow or reflect.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
This is a toxic.
Speaker 6 (50:13):
I just want to make a couple of weird jokes
to attune my mom can share on her Facebook. So
if you're here for that brand new song of the week.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Is coming up right after this, it is time for.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
My song of the week.
Speaker 6 (50:26):
Yeah, and I bet ninety nine point nine percent of
our audience is unaware that today is a very special day.
It is unofficial holiday, National Girlfriend Day, which some say
they're trying to commercialize, and in fifty years from now
it's going.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
To be as big as Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (50:48):
Wow this day, Yes, yeah, I mean it's possible. But
if you're somebody out there who currently has a girlfriend,
good job, you must be doing something right.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Well, it depends on the relationship, but sure, yeah, just
the fact that you got one is impressive, because here's
the Jeff.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
The thing is, there's plenty.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Of guys out there who would do anything to swap
places with you. You know those guys, maybe they're kind
of shy, maybe they're misunderstood, maybe doing parody.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Songs every week, hoping.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
A special lady out there will appreciate him for his
oral talents.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
And yet no.
Speaker 6 (51:30):
Matter what they do, no matter how hard they try
or how many times they swipe, they just can't land
themselves a forever bay.
Speaker 5 (51:40):
And they want it so bad.
Speaker 6 (51:43):
So I feel for them, especially on this day when
girlfriends are being celebrated. Yeah, and that's why I had
to sing a song for all of those lonely dudes
who've never had a girlfriend before. They just dream of
one day celebrating this holiday and being.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
The best boyfriend ever.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
You're making National girlfriend all about the boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
All about the boyfriends who want to be able to have.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Boyfriend if it does kind of man esque like time.
Speaker 6 (52:16):
Well, you can't be a girlfriend unless you have a
boyfriend on the other side.
Speaker 5 (52:20):
Of it, relationship.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I would just say.
Speaker 6 (52:24):
That's why instead of singing justin Bieber's if I was
your boyfriend, it's young Jefferies.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
If I had a girlfriend hoping one day maybe it
will happen. All right, I'm going to point when I'm
ready point. I never had a girlfriend. I bet you
(52:51):
didn't know. I want love her.
Speaker 16 (52:53):
Laying in lumber all alone took my mother to the prom,
but I kept that on the love work at any
hands now, so I'm rolling in the dos.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Swag swag.
Speaker 16 (53:01):
It's true. You want manugam me girl, Ah, manugga you.
I've been swiping on the batties, but no match. He's
coming through, just searching for my honey. Like I'm Winny
freaking Pooh hungry.
Speaker 13 (53:10):
Good guys like me. We keep hanging on. Catch us
like a pokemon. If I had a girlfriend, I'd watch
all her shows.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
I may jump the.
Speaker 13 (53:24):
Gun girl and second day proposed on the Disney Weekend.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
We'd wear matching clothes.
Speaker 13 (53:33):
I won't send you text messages, only voice memos like
spoken word love.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Naughty little good boy with the pheromones.
Speaker 16 (53:42):
Once you get a whiff of my Calvin Klank cologone's
first time in the sheets, I'll bet I'll be a pro, probably.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Last five hours on my very first ghost. My BET's
your bet.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
In my mother's basement.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
She can make us breakfast. Then you'll be her best friend.
Speaker 16 (53:54):
Meet my cat's my lego set collection, so they fall
in love with all my imperfections.
Speaker 13 (53:59):
Yeah, oh Wade, keep the mexcra tampons.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
He in my glove fox for you.
Speaker 13 (54:08):
If you were a malady, I complement you more. I
tell you you're a ten girl. Even if you're a fool,
I would roll you over if.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
You start to snore.
Speaker 13 (54:23):
You'll be so impressed by my call of duty score
and my lava lamps, the car.
Speaker 5 (54:30):
I treat you the band.
Speaker 13 (54:32):
Take your Tommy cheese, girl, give you the last bite
my Officila sandwich. When we're lubern, I'm splitting the feees
cause I want to respect your financial independence all day long.
I both I would like in comment on all herdian
(54:56):
stuff posts. She's come with Johansen.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
I've heard calling jokes.
Speaker 13 (55:02):
I shower her with presents from the team.
Speaker 6 (55:05):
Move folks.
Speaker 13 (55:07):
We're so in love. It's gross and non enough. Nanana
magical as Merlan No no no no, no, no no
no wearing Netflix and churning Noanan and Nanana.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
And I'm no.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Longer a virgin, no no.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
If I had a.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Girlfriend, yeah, definitely what I thought you after that, I
made it home.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
I mean, if your guy will give you the last
bite of this food, that's how you know they truly care.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, you know, even if it is a file of fish.
Some people love that sweet.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Yeah, also having tampons in the glove box. That's a
pro movie.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Honestly, that is really not even.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
A joke exactly.
Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yeah, he knows he's ready for it if the girl
would just give him a chance. So that's your song
of the week. You could text in seventy five nine
two tell us what you thought about it. We'll post
the video up with all of the lyrics on all
of our socials on our TikTok on Instagram, YouTube all
of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
Gotta be careful he make us some offers online.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
Can't wait now?
Speaker 7 (56:16):
It was your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey
In the morning.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
Well, who called in on the hotline for a little
mid morning action today. Her name is Vanessa and she
is oh and one, still reeling from the last time
she was on this segment when she missed the question
who settled Brazil?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Who settled? Of course, it was the Flintstones?
Speaker 1 (56:49):
You mean you mean who colonized BRAZILA Is that what
you mean?
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yes, the flintstone that's the correcty.
Speaker 6 (56:54):
Yeah, Jose does all the questions, so you know the
facts are facting.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
One hundred person.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Barney Rubble was definitely involving.
Speaker 6 (57:01):
Yeah, he was doing any thing, but nevertheless, her children
were disappointed in the loss, so she is back for
a rematch today.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
How you doing, Vanessa?
Speaker 15 (57:11):
Not too bad.
Speaker 11 (57:12):
I'm worried I'm going to disappoint my kids.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Again, so I'll isn't that what just being a mother is?
Speaker 5 (57:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Well, and then I also not only did I shame
myself then, but I told you all that my son
was a tenor base in show choir and that.
Speaker 11 (57:23):
Was like before he was fifteen. So he's a base nowh.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
Wow, wow base?
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Okay, masculine man voice now now Jeff compensating, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (57:33):
Not feeling all competitive with a sixteen year old.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
He's going to be taken over my job?
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Great anyway, all right, Vaness, you know how it works.
Brooks left the studio. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past, but you have to beat brook
out ready.
Speaker 5 (57:49):
If you want to?
Speaker 6 (57:50):
All right, I'm ready, Good luck, Your time starts now.
Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this
day in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
What was it called.
Speaker 15 (58:01):
MTV?
Speaker 6 (58:01):
Which branch of the which branch of the US military
has had the highest number of US presidents serving it.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Army Harry Styles was a part of which boy band
in twenty ten.
Speaker 15 (58:13):
Uh And I'm sure that's what type.
Speaker 6 (58:17):
Of Mexican salsa translates to rooster's beak in English? How
long was the Mayflower trip from England to America? More
or less than one hundred days?
Speaker 15 (58:29):
More?
Speaker 6 (58:29):
All right, there you go, Vanessa, well done. Brook's going
to come back into the studio here. There she is,
And according to my screener, Vanessa isn't just camping this summer.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
She's going to be going to Hawaii soon.
Speaker 5 (58:43):
I'm so jealous. What's the one thing is that you're
gonna ask Brooks as what island?
Speaker 10 (58:47):
But no, don't listen to brook That's one food you're
most excited to eat?
Speaker 11 (58:53):
How about beverages like my type?
Speaker 6 (58:58):
When she goes out different to be fair, they put
like an orange slice or like a pineapple slice in
the top of it.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
There's some food in there, and that's the freshest pineapple.
Yeah ever, liqu fruit salad.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
It counts. All right, Brooke, it's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (59:14):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (59:16):
Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this
day in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (59:20):
What was it called?
Speaker 1 (59:21):
MTV?
Speaker 6 (59:22):
Which branch of the US military has had the highest
number of US presidents serving it?
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Uh Army.
Speaker 6 (59:29):
Harry Styles was a part of which boy band in
twenty ten one direction? What type of Mexican salsa translates
to rooster's beak in English?
Speaker 3 (59:40):
Past?
Speaker 6 (59:41):
How long was the Mayflower trip from England to America?
More or less than one hundred days?
Speaker 3 (59:48):
There we go, that's it.
Speaker 5 (59:50):
Answers are in.
Speaker 6 (59:51):
Time to head on over the scoreboard to see how
you both did with jose Why.
Speaker 15 (59:54):
Are you trying to get pregnant without telling your boyfriend?
It was your mother idea?
Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Oh what?
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Oh man?
Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
We got some crazy second days, Vanessa, you got to
correct today?
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Oh dear Brook three?
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
R oh no?
Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Then no, not too bad, but still enough to disappoint
your children.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this
day in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
That was MTV.
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
The Army has had more US president's servant than any
other military branch. Harry Styles was a part of the
boy band one direction in the twenty tens the type
of Mexican slso that translates to rooster's beak in English.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
What is it, Brooke, Pico de guyo I got in
my head because I just kept picturing rooster sauce or siracha.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Apparently it's called pico de gayo because it's pinched between
your fingers when you eat it. That's like the traditional
way to eat it. And it looks like a rooster's beak.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That's kind of cute.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
And how long was the mayflower trip from England to America?
It was less than one hundred days, which is weird
because Bruce family says that they came over on the mayflowers.
So some of the facts aren't lining up anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Well, my uncle didn't call me or my grandpa. He
was direct line. He didn't call me while he was
on it, you know, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Well, it was like a lot of grandfathers ago, but
it's like a direct line.
Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
So, Vanessa, it was not enough to beat Brook. But
we're not going to let you leave empty handed.
Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Just for playing.
Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see comedians
Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan Jones September twentieth
at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Absolutely, next time I'm beating you. Oh really?
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Do you need to give any false information out about
your son before we leave like.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
You did last time?
Speaker 11 (01:01:52):
No?
Speaker 15 (01:01:52):
I I'll publicly shame them the next time as well.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Okay, he's a soprano. Next time we talked to you,
shame us.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Come back on the show anytime. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks,
same time.
Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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