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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, before the full show starts, can I just say
how cute it is when we all show up in
their same matching swatch.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, it's not embarrassing only because it's our Merch for
a Cost.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yes, Okay, it's funny because none of us talked about it.
We all showed up to work wearing the same thing.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Did.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
The Merch for a Cause is still on, but for
a limited time.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
So when you're doing your Christmas shipping, okay, your.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Holiday gifts, please think of that because one percent of
the proceeds go to help hurricane relief.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
So you can find it. Is it so in ear link?
The link is in the bio. Okay, link's in the bio.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
And thank you so much for all you have done
to help so far me and raise thousands and thousands
of dollars and you are truly making an impact with
Brooke and Jeffreys' Merch for a Cause. Okay, I'm stepping
off the pedestal. Now we're guilding to the full show.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Finally, look out iPhone and Android. Oh there's a new
tech giant who's coming for our phones.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Really, that's like the only two.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, because when I
think modern innovation, only one company comes to mind. It's
not Tesla, not Amazon, just four little letters s e g.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A I got, I got saying you got like bought
by Sony or something.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Nope, they're around, and they just announced they're coming out
with a new communication device, Emo Jam.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't know. It sounds like they're maybe fifteen years
too late, but I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, here's a picture of Emo Jam. It's basically a
ninety style old school pager that can only send emojis.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's all teenagers said. Anyway, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Ge exactly because here's the thing. Why waste your time
typing out entire lame sentences when you could easily communicate
that same message with a few cryptic symbols and pictures
like the ancient Egyptians did.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
And I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's like cutz like it looks kind of like a tomagotchik,
like a bracelet, like a charm and then the screen
is just all picked like.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Old school exactly. Now, look, you can't Emo jam with
just anybody, only with actual friends, and you need to
physically touch your device's butts together in order to link them,
just like at a marriage ceremony where you touch each
other's butts to be paired for everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
As a parent, this is the technology punishment I want
my kids to have.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
But it is low key super cool because you can't
just add friends and go viral.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You gotta meet each person. So you have a lot
of friends that you're connected with. Yeah, you're a real
popular irm. That's really cool.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
It's quite a flex. A spokesperson from Sega released this
statement shrug emoji, MELTI face upside down, thumb, confetti, dollar,
signed dollars, signed dollars, sign flex And if that message
wasn't clear to you, sorry you're old. I got it
all right. Now we have to move on and get
to the dog emoji, electricity emoji, question mark sun emoji

(02:54):
and send it to superhero emoji Jake.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
Question mark emoji. Today we celebrate the birthday of legendary
actress and hot poster girl hanging up in the frat
boy bedrooms everywhere bo Derek.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh, that's aweschool now, Jose.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm like thinking, I think.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
She was like a big eighties supermodel.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Jose. You might remember her from the movie Tommy Boy,
where she played Beverly Tommies evil what sexy Stepmah.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, but it's like a super supermodel.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
She first rose to fame back in the nineteen seventies
and cemented her status as a sex icon with her
yellow swimsuit scene in the movie ten. Now, we on
this show don't believe in objectifying people for their looks.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Never.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
We prefer to see it as celebrating their unique genetic yumminess,
which is why today you will be identifying some of
the biggest genetic yums in all of entertainment during a
special Hollywood Hotties edition of olenty of twenty. Now you
give me a number one through twenty I'll give you

(04:05):
a couple popular movies starring a famous sex icon. You
just have to correctly name them to stay in the game. Okay,
we'll start with the woman who came from one of
the foremost sex symbols of the Columbia River Basin, known
simply on this show as Barb. That's her daughter, Alexis.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
City, not a person.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Alexis. Give me number one through twenty three. Number three, Alexis.
Your movies are Dirty Dancing and ghost What sex symbols
start in those movies?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Dang?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
It.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't know his name.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Come on though, no, Like, I just know there's a
guy in it that was famous from it, but I
don't know who it is.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I want to give you, but it's like doesn't help.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm like, no, six packs.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I think the name he does commercials for Jersey Mics. Now, No, No,
he's very dead Lie Jenny Davida.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
He's confused.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Really, it's older Ryan Close.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
He just goes by one name, Ryan, Ryan Patrick.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Ryan Patrick incorrect. I was looking for Patrick Swayze, Patrick,
What you gotten Swayze?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah, Danny Devita would have slayed in Dirty Dances.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Let's imagine him being doing the lift to pick up.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Would be the one that was Yeah, we're over to
Brook Brook the number one through twenty.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Please let's go seven, number seven.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
Brook. Your movies are Training Day and Malcolm X simple
starting those movies.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Is that Denzel Washington?

Speaker 7 (05:44):
That is Denzel Washington. Good job, Brook, Rover to Jose.
Three and seven are off the board. Need a number two?
Number two, Jose. Your movies are mad Max, Fury Road,
an Atomic Blonde side that section Star.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's Atomic Blonde, Mad Max.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Can you at least just picture the movie Girl oh, Man,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Know if it's a guy or girl.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
I got uh the atomic blondel blonde is a good hint.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, guys can be blonde, did you guys?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
No?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
No, no, no, not true. Jeff's right, No grown making
that blonde.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
That's not a lot.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, so it's a girl, a girl in mad Max.
I'm gonna go with honey boo boo.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Oh, honey booboo controversial, she's of age, now, Okay, that's
what I mean current honeyboo, honey boo boo incorrect.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Jose, you were thinking of it. I could tell you
were really close to saying it before honey boo boo.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Shirley's he almost said at the same time, all right.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Jeffrey, you need to get this right otherwise Brook's gonna
just quickly win the shot question of the day. Remember
thirteen thirteen, Jeffrey, your movies are Superman and the Witcher.
Oh what sex symbols start in those films?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Superman and the Witcher? Is it actually Superman? Or is
it like Lois Lane and it's gotta be.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
One of the Superman.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I always saying Superman.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
I was thinking I think it's Superman.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
He was super sex super I mean, I think he
still is, but he was like a cock of the town.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
My celebrity look alike. I'm going with he's British, right,
Henry Cavill.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Henry Cavill is correct. Okay, Superman and Superman means we're
back to Brook. Now it's a Brook and Jeffrey showdown
a number, please seventeen Brook, Your movies are Horrible Bosses?
And along came Polly. What's sex symbol starting those films?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Jason Bateman?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
See either of these? I know that's what I always
said to it, but that's not who it is. It's
another blonde I think, was it Cameron Diaz?

Speaker 7 (07:57):
Brook, Cameron Diaz that is incorrect in Horrible Bosses and
Horrible Bosses too, And along came PAULI that was Jennifer Aniston.
Oh yeah, Bro, that means I should have guessed it. Jeffrey,
you have one the sex symbol shock collar question of
the day.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
And I get to choose who gets shocked while singing
I'm too sexy by right, said Fred.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
We aren't hit.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
We gotta give it to the daughter of the Columbia
basin sex side. Let's going to Lexus today. Colombia, The
make your Mom Proud.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
This is the only segment she told me she listens to.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
I think we know what this is done, but maybe
she tuned out soon.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You know that's why, because she knows we're not going
to talk about her more. Second, all right, Mom, for you,
I'm too sexy for sure. Sexy ma shirt so sexy?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
It hurt.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Like that to your mom.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
That is your.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Shotguting question of the day. We got your phone tap
coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
I like to get constructive feedback on my work on
this show, as long as it's not from family, friends, colleagues,
or fans.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
There's the truth.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
But I do think that there's value in feedback.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
From who jeff who is left from anybody.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
And one thing that I've noticed about the show is
that this group is not very good at keeping secrets. No,
Alexis is always out there trying to whisper things to
our editor Ashley, but she talks so loud the whole
office here, and we all know what antibiotics she was

(09:48):
just put on. Jose posts all his private thoughts on
his Facebook, and then Brooke comes into the studio, super excited, saying,
I can't tell you this big, big thing, but okay,
I'll give you you hint. One of my cousins married
another cousin. I'm so jealous. But can we all agree that?

(10:09):
Can we just agree that I am the best secret
keeper on this show? Yes, Jeff, I'm no so, and
I do it for our listeners. Really, so literally, nobody
knows what is happening in my life until I finally
spill the tea in a brand new What's on your
Mind that's coming up right now. Some questions are so

(10:31):
obvious that it's stupid to even ask them, like do
you want fries with that? Always only time I almost
hit somebody was right there. But other questions force us
to think a little bit hard, obviously, like what's on
your Mind? The segment where we find out what the
members of this show have been thinking about. We're starting

(10:53):
with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
A man?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I cannot stop thinking about the kid parent soccer match
we had so the end of the season for my
daughter's team.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
They're all, yeah, they're all fifth graders and it's their tradition.
The last practice they play the parents.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
And the parents have won the last two years apparently,
and it's like a ragging right, you're not letting them win?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, no, ok, Yeah, there's like a lot of smack
talk happening.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah the kids, no way, dude, Yeah, they're like eleven
years old. You got to take them down, right, Well,
you're your hands. Honestly, it was really fun and we're
all having a great time. And I'm playing forward with
this other really competitive dad and we're having a great time.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
We're making the plays. He crosses it over to me.
Oh you guys, I one touch that thing and the
ball is just sailing. It's my moment and it's going,
it's good going. And then it smacks the goalie square
in the face.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And this child, no you guys, this poor child crumples
to the ground.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I feel terrible. The whole team takes a knee. I
rush over to see.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
If I can help her. She obviously doesn't want to
talk to me. It's like the one kid I don't
even know.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Imagine you're still checking if it went.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Over the line.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I felt so bad, so of course I apologize her
to her. At the end of the game.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
She's still holding her face, you know, and I lit
up the group chat right for the parents, and I
was like, Hey, I'm bringing nerd clusters to make up
for that mean mom that hit Leyla in the face.
Not one laugh, not one like. I don't think I'm
invited back to the parent kid game. I'm just too good,

(12:58):
as I think.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
A goalie, Yeah, I mean to go over her head
and into the goal. I didn't count the point, but you.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Kept the ball.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Well.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
An embarrassing thing happened to me while I was streaming
the other night. You can always follow me, by the
way at Hilarious Jose. I'm on kick, I'm on Twitch,
I'm on TikTok and so I'm gaming for a few
hours and I had to use the restroom. So I
get up and I see the streams start lighting up
with comments, and I read and it's a bunch of
comments about my gray sweatpants.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
So I'm like, calm down, grow up, stop logging whatever.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
The fact that you're wearing pants at all.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Is I actually thought that that was what was going
to happen. I forgot pants.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'm wearing pants. That's that's only fans.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Okay, I leave, I go to the restroom I come
back and then I get a text on my phone
from this girl that I've been talking to, and she says,
oh my god, my mom and I are watching.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
She goes, she wants you to know something dot dot dot.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
She looked winky face, and I am mortified.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I'm like what, no, I said, don't look what is
going on here?

Speaker 11 (14:15):
And she's.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
And I'm bright red, and they're like totally cracking up.
And so now they literally, this is a girl I've
been going on Fortnite dates with. She goes, my mom
wants to know if she can play Fortnite with.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Us next day.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh, so I now have Matt, two other girls.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
And the daughter.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Those sweptpants are magic, dude, apparently getting mom your wedding day?
My god, what's on your mind?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
So something more embarrassing than normal happened to me recently.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
Actually, like this where on Instagram when a guy I'm
talking to a few weeks ago, I got bored and
I decided to stalk his following list.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, you're gonna get your feeling.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Just decided to go through some girls, and then you know,
last night he wants to show me somebody and so
I pull up my instant and I handed to him
and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh, just search your friends and let's take clear.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
I cleared my search history, but Instagram recommends people. Okay,
So he goes to type in Diego and who comes
up Jasmine, Kaylee and Brittany and.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Some recommended searches.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
You're like, yeah, I know that.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
We go to the yoga. He looks at me, he goes,
have you been stalking my friends?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
No, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I couldn't say.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
He goes, I.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
Noticed the other day that happened, but I thought maybe
it was a coincidence, But now it happened again, and
I was like, like maybe once And he's like, but
they're showing up is recommended the.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm not crazy, I swear and I don't know. And
then I was like, this will be funny in a week,
but not like right now. We're gonna go a couple
of months. So yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he's right.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
The only way to fix this is to actually become
friends with these women. Yeah, he was reaching out to
the Yeah yeah, Jeffrey, one's on your mind.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
So I'm going to be traveling for the holidays, going
to Connecticut, and I've been seeing a lot of news
articles about how this is going to be like the
nightmare travel season of the century.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I know, but those news articles literally come out every
year before the holiday because every year it's the worst year.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yes, I believe it. This time they're saying that COVID's
in the rear view mirror. Now more people than ever
are going to be flying, and one of those people
is going to be me. So I was thinking to myself,
I gotta figure out a way, like around some of
the headaches of travel, and I learned about this thing
called Clear that they have.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, I have CLEAR.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
I was just thinking, I really don't want to be
around the public in the airport this year. It costs
like two hundred dollars a year for CLEAR. But I
was like, you know what, I'm going for it. I'm
just going to do it. Went to the airport, did
the application and I'm rejected.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
What wow, it is literally a five minute thing it takes.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
They say no, absolutely not, and I'm like, what how why?
I turns out I've already had CLEAR for the last
three years, So I either I already signed up for
it and I forgot, or somebody else maybe has my
retinal scan and is using that to fly commercials.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
That means you've been paying for this and then you
didn't know you weren't paying for car insurance for six years?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Like what is how do you function? The DearS?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Is?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I am all set for Thanksgiving traveling this year? I
am ready? Okay, well, so.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
I feel good word for you was gonna expire right
before you're trapping.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
I hope that doesn't happen. Text in seven eight five
nine to two, tell us what's been on your mind?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. And we always ask our listeners
to text in the seven eight five nine to two
and tell us what's been on there mind.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
These texts I really did right after we tell you.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
What's been on ours and Brooke confirmed that this text
is real. Someone wrote in I'm feeling miserable because my cat, dog, bird, lizard,
and snake all died because the five of them got
into a huge fight all at once.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
My gosh, Hey, I wrote them back and I said,
this is the wildest text we've ever received, and I
hope it's not a true story.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
And they're like, no, it actually happens.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Is this like a representation of the entire circle of
life the bird, and the bird goes after the cat
and is.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Not geo footage. If she had it caught on like
her ring cam or something, she could make so much money.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm sorry, I don't think we're helping that. I do
feel really bad, heartbreaking.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Yeah, that is a common reaction though. If you have
our show on in the background, the pets do tend
to fight each other, so we apologize. Another text says,
you guys need to unvault headlines only. I love when
Jeff yells about the most random thing.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Should Honestly, it is just three minutes of you screaming.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
But it's not random things. It's topical headlines with zero
explanation afterwards, which is.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
How everyone consumes their news anyway, Not on here anymore,
Gone forever.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
And one last text says, oh my gosh, just discovered
your show and it's so phenomenal and epic and incredible.
I cannot wait to get into my car every single
morning to drive to work. A few times I've been
late because I don't want to get out of my
car and I miss anything. Thank you all for the wonderful,
wonderful wonderful.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Laughter, listener, this sweet.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
You can also you can also tell when people are
a little bit, you know, under the influence, So try
not to so not to be that way when you
text in, but do keep.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
On listening, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Sometimes on a first date, you just have that moment
where you know this person is special and you find
yourself saying things like I swear I don't normally talk
about conspiracy theories on night one, but with you, I
just feel comfortable telling you Bill Gates is making fake
snow for poor communities.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Again, doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Hey, I know we just met, but I already feel
like I could let you break into my phone and
check my Google search history. These moments are special and
they deserve to be shared not just with each other,
but with the entire world. And we have some listeners
ready to tell us about when they knew they were
out with somebody different. It's a brand new Battle of

(20:34):
the Tinder Dates, and it's coming up right after this.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
One dating app then dares the question is whose love
life is more tragic? It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
It's the dating game show that wished game of thrones
had more brother sisters stuff. Oh, Battle of the Tender Dates.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's what we're no one who has ever said that.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Set is where two of our listeners square off to
find out whose love life is the most tragic. We'll
explain the rules in just a second, but first let's
meet today's contestants. Here in this corner, he fills his
pockets before every date with loose salt so we can
offer to season his lady salad like a gentleman. That's
why they call him salt lickoric.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I would go dressing next time.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
You know how to wow a woman.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's true salty.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
And in the other corner, he enjoys long romantic strolls
to the butcher shop and pressing his lips against the
glass of that raw meat display. Say hello to Salami Tommy.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm glad you removed your lips so we could hear
your voice.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
I think that's why they call him that, But anyway,
here's how the game works. One contestant will start by
telling one of their worst date stories. The other one
try and come back and counter with a nightmare story
their own. We're gonna go back and forth for three
rounds until we declare a winner, starting it off with
salt liqu rick sprinkle us.

Speaker 12 (22:11):
So my tender date invited me to go for a
walk in the park with her.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh that's cheap, I.

Speaker 12 (22:19):
Mean, doesn't cost anything. So I was like, all right, amazing,
I show up. Turns out she has eight dogs with her.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Is she a dog walker?

Speaker 12 (22:32):
Yeah, she's a paid dog walker.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
She thought.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
She like, you know, double task.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Oh my god, and my only one that's not upset. Yeah, yeah,
give me them dogs?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Did you help?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (22:43):
But the next hour do her eight dogs? So some
dogs had to poot more urgently. So you know, I
got blasted bags.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
In one hand and trying to be romantic and yeah,
you were the bag boy for that experience.

Speaker 12 (22:58):
I was scooping.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, Alexis, that's a pretty good business model. I
know you dogs lately son with.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Salt for good measure too. Let's keep going Salami, Tommy,
can you counter?

Speaker 11 (23:12):
I had this kinder day, but she told me she
only like guys with tattoos.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Okay, do you have any?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, you're super tettent.

Speaker 13 (23:21):
I am not.

Speaker 14 (23:22):
But she pulled out a sharpie and by the time
I left her house, I had two full fake sharpie sleeves.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
What you do?

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Hold up, bro, where.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Are you in middle school?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
You sat there the entire time where she drew on you?

Speaker 11 (23:38):
You know I was into hers. I let her do
whatever she wanted. Yeah, I even let her give me
a little tramp step.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Why don't sound like you enjoyed it so much?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Those are objectively hot. So we're on around two, Rick,
We're back to you, all right.

Speaker 12 (23:53):
So we went to her place to watch a movie
and inside the room was her parrot, who start making
out the pirates start shouting, he's not.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
So then she kept saying, Mike, my dad.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Come on, you guys, A parrot doesn't know.

Speaker 12 (24:20):
I'm hoping there's another Mike.

Speaker 11 (24:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
It doesn't make it sound any better, honestly, how is she?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
How is she not giving this bird away?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Oh God, Tommy, please get that image out of our ears.

Speaker 11 (24:33):
All right?

Speaker 14 (24:34):
So the only time I thought a cud girl in
the bar and I complimented her outfit and she said, thanks,
but I stole it from my sister.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay, that's pretty normal, but bang.

Speaker 11 (24:45):
Her sister shows off and they're getting a heated argument
over it.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
It is.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 11 (24:57):
Okay, but her sister ripped the sweater off of her
and and she pout a drink on my head. She
thought it was because I was with a thief. I
was like, dude, I just met you.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Like, yeah, a little bit of accomplice action there. Okay,
we are onto our third and final round, So gentlemen,
we need your best stories here, Rick, what do you got?

Speaker 13 (25:15):
So?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I met a girl super faced. She was training for
a marathon.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Cool.

Speaker 12 (25:20):
I didn't know if she took.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
It real, real serious?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Okay, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
During dinner she apologizes, I said, what's for her? Alarm
goes off and she had to do interval chaining during dinner.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
What does that mean?

Speaker 12 (25:37):
So she would have to get up and jog around
the restaurant.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Like so seed, we got to work up an appetite
for that time too.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
She was over with her shoulder boom, she runs into
a waiter with a tray. At that point, I took
my chance and then ran out the back door.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
We'll running.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Everybody says they want a fit girl, but they don't
won the work that it requires.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Ends with din and dash. It's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
We didn't realize it was that.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, Tommy, last chance.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
Okay, I had this one date, bring it back of
cards to the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh, that's kind of fun, play some games.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah, you're in the fifties, sure, okay, kind of yeah.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
I mean she challenged me to what she called a
quote unquote on poker game.

Speaker 14 (26:23):
Yeah, okay, I thought it was flirty. But then she
started calling me a rookie and the chump.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Oh oh.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
That's a good one. I've heard that in a while.

Speaker 11 (26:33):
Yeah, I mean kind of he did. Yeah, and I
was like, you know what, we should bet real money.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
We did and I lost.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah. Why did I see that coming in? If she's
traveling with a deck of cards. Yeah, She's like, she's
hustling me.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
How much did you lose?

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Well, so I had to pay for dinner and that
was one hundred and fifty bucks and then I had
benmover two hundred for losing poker.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Oh dude, nice wow it for her though, Yeah, she
called it chump, was right.

Speaker 11 (27:04):
So yes, you definitely wanted a second day.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
The final bell that means the matches over judges. We
need to score at Alexis Rick.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm still scarred from the Paris all right. We got
one for Brook oh, I think Marathon restaurant.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Definitely, Rick, I means congratulations, salt lick or.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Sad Boy of the week. And as a prize, Jose
will tell you one of his favorite secret places to
cry alone.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh honestly, anywhere.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
I'm yes. Well, hey, give it a try next time
you go on a bad date. Rick. That was Battle
of the Tender Dates. Text in seventy five to nine too.
If you want to appear on the next edition, your
phone TAP's coming up right after.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
All right, the moment that you've all been waiting for
the daily phon tapp. Alright, And what do you do
if your wife calls you and says, look, I know
you're out of town, but I locked my keys inside
the house and I can't get in. Do you call
your neighbor up for help? Do you text a friend yeah?
Or do you email our show and say, hey.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
My wife's locked out of the house.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Let us through with her.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
This is a marriage, it's gonna last.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
And they chose that's what they have fun, So one
of our listeners did, and it's why Jose the locksmith
is about to.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Call the wife.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I can fix it.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
To keep her an update on the situation. It's your
phone tap right.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Now another.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Hello, Hi, my name is Tony. I'm calling from Blocksmiths.
Is this Cassie?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah, Hi?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
So I'm at your place. They said you had to
go to work, right, so.

Speaker 15 (28:41):
Yes, okay, So I locked myself out, but I had
my spare car key and I was able to at
least get to work. Then I called you folks to
see if you could take care of it before I
got home tonight.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, So well, the good news is is I did
manage to get in.

Speaker 15 (28:57):
Oh wonderful.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
Great. Where is a slight problem though? While I was
getting the invoice from my truck. When I was finished,
the door shut and it locked my tools inside.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
So I need what I need you now to let
me in?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
If that makes sense?

Speaker 15 (29:14):
Well, how am I gonna let you in if you
locked yourself out of my house?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Actually, I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 15 (29:22):
You know what, though, I don't see what this is.

Speaker 14 (29:24):
Funny.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Oh, it's just one of those silly things you ever like,
mess up at work and you're like bonat really Oh.

Speaker 13 (29:31):
No not really?

Speaker 15 (29:32):
So can you get in anyway or.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Well I can. I actually already called the second locksmith.
He's a friend of mine.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
He'll be over just a few minutes, he said, and
then we'll just get everything squared away after that.

Speaker 15 (29:42):
So you're gonna call another locksmith and they're gonna handle it.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yeah, No, I already did.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
I already did a good thing about this industry. We
all kind of know each other. So I have someone
coming over asap.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Don't worry.

Speaker 15 (29:52):
Okay, Well, I guess let me know what happens.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, I will.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Oh, by the way, I know it's kind of weird
for a locksmith a lot himself out of a house,
but don't put that on yelp, you know, not necessary.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
It's a silly little Okay, have a good day a
little bit until I talk to you again. Hello, Hey, Cassie,
it's Tony again, the locksmith. Right, yeah, the locksmith.

Speaker 13 (30:21):
How are you?

Speaker 15 (30:22):
I'm okay? Were you able to get back inside though?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yep, we did.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Unfortunately after we did, we were outside on the sidewalk
and the door slammed again, and now both of our
tools are kind of inside.

Speaker 15 (30:36):
Okay, wait, I'm sorry. Were you you locked yourself out again?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I guess I could have just said that. Yeah, afraid,
so are you.

Speaker 15 (30:43):
Freaking kidding me? That's two locksmith you both locked yourself out.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Of my house.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
What are the odds?

Speaker 8 (30:50):
And it's stupid.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
I'm trying to do my job here at work. I
call you guys, you had good reviews.

Speaker 12 (30:59):
I don't know why.

Speaker 15 (31:00):
Then you call somebody else. Now you're both locked out
of my house.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Well, I know.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
I did not mean to cut you off. I know
this looks really bad.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Okay, but I also would like to emphasize that I
am out of locksmith's to call.

Speaker 15 (31:14):
I thought you knew everybody.

Speaker 13 (31:15):
I thought you all know each other.

Speaker 15 (31:16):
It's a small network or something, very small network.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Two people.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
It's literally yeah, it's literally me and him. But I
think we have another solution.

Speaker 15 (31:26):
Okay, what we're going to give.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
I'm getting a call from them right now, so let
me call you right back. Okay, Hello, Hey, Cassie, it's
me again. It's Tony the locksmith.

Speaker 15 (31:40):
If you figure it out, did you get somebody?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
And no?

Speaker 16 (31:45):
Oh my god, tell me.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Okay, I have a buddy who's a window guy, So
I thought, hey, come over here, break a window, gain
some access to the house window.

Speaker 10 (31:55):
Well you didn't break my window though, right, I didn't
my window broken?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yes, you know what?

Speaker 15 (32:02):
Hold Tony talking, just up talking, because this is so ridiculous.
Are you my whole day? Lock yourself out of the
house twice broke my windows? Are you guys the three stooges.
This is the stupidest phone call I've ever received. I
am hanging up on you because I'm really pissed off
right now.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
You know that's not our goal.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Our goal is not to make you mad. Our goal
was to fix this whole scenario. And we're still gonna
do it.

Speaker 15 (32:27):
Well, you got a roof of friend that's gonna come
over and tear.

Speaker 10 (32:29):
The roof off the house.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Actually that was my plan B. Plan A was just
to tell you this is a phone tap and have
it all over with. But you you're onto something.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
This is a what This is a prank phone call?
This is actually Jose from the Radarshow Brick and Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Oh my god, we're the phone.

Speaker 15 (32:46):
God my blood pressure, Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (32:49):
Set me up?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Your husband, Noah, set you up.

Speaker 15 (32:52):
I'm gonna kill him. I Am gonna clip He's gonna
be stuck in the window. I cannot wait to get home.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Oh my.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Emailed us immediately and said, you have to call her
right now. She's locked out of the house.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Mess with her, try to get me.

Speaker 15 (33:09):
I mean, three idiots stuck in my house right now.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
But the good news is is I know a landscaper.
We can dig a hole from the front yard underneath
the house up through the kitchen and I think we
got a solution.

Speaker 12 (33:21):
Yes, all right, she gave us the green light.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Guys, let's go start start it up.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
The week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
You know what's fun the Caribbean dancing, rum flavored drinks,
banana boat rides.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Are we going?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
But you know what?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
You don't have the contact information with the guy that
you were hanging out with who took a trip there.
What's he doing? Certainly not texting you back. Is he
having too much fun under the Caribbean sun?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Are you just talking your personal life right now?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
I'm talking about our second date. Thank goodness, Brooks Giant
Glasses have built in satellite phone, because we're going to
try and reach him on some random beach and find
out why he's been missing for the last two weeks.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Let me get these pointed the right way.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
All right, you get it calibrated. We're gonna come back
figure out what he's doing in your second date update,
next second date update. Occasionally we have return listeners friends
of the show who come back multiple times to this
segment for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
I call him people that like punishment.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, and they'll sometimes get nicknames like matt Man or Rufer.
Haven't heard from either of those guys in a while, though,
so hopefully they both found love and Ruffer isn't like
living in a religious compound in the woods or something.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I can't both be true, Jeffrey, Maybe.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
That's what he wants.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
That's Fairmound, that's true.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
A lot of romance there.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
The thing is they can't leave.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
It's rare for us to have a woman come back
to the show after we failed to get her.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
A date, because usually the smarter one women.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Learn their lessons much much quicker than we do. But
today is different because we have the return of someone
I'm nicknaming Miss Crustworthy. Julia the Pile.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh, oh my god, you're the pie woman who remember
then she did the cakes on the date. First she
tried all the pies and then she was doing the
cakes and it was all about pastry.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Okay, I'll try and explain it less frantically than Booke did.
She took a dude to some random house to eat
homemade pies there.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It was a house with pa and they sat in
the car and they ate the whole pie.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
And then he was upset because he realized that she
had taken somebody on a cake date and done.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
The same thing with Okay, we don't have to recap
the whole thing. We get she's the pilot.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm upset for a Miss crust Worthy and when it
comes to pastries this woman.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
So that ended up not working out, But now she's
back on the line again with a new guy who is.

Speaker 16 (36:03):
Welcome.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Welcome back, Miss Crustworthy.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Hi Butterworth.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, I have to know before anything, was there a
theme to this date?

Speaker 13 (36:15):
No, I mean there was going to be.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
But so it's been a few months since we last
talked to you. What's happened in that time.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
I've been dating around.

Speaker 16 (36:24):
I found this wonderful guy, his name is Ben Okay,
and it's been going so well so far, and it's.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Been yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
To find it. But sure, Okay, So what's Ben like?

Speaker 16 (36:43):
He's great, He's really funny, and we went to some
happy hours and it was really fun.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
You went on multiple dates with Ben?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Does he like pie?

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:50):
And he even invited me out with his friends.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Well asked a very important question. Is he into pie?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
That's the old he is? Okay, it's still her. You don't,
but that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
He brought you out to meet all his friends and stuff.
Already it sounds like things were going like how many dates?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Hasn't been spend? Two dates? Too?

Speaker 15 (37:12):
Happy hours?

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Too happy hours?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Quick to bring the friends in? But I guess it's
happy hours and maybe everybody's there, you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, you don't have to be stuck like facing each other.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (37:21):
Yeah. And he was taking pictures and like, I feel
like if you're taking pictures, that means it's serious.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Pictures of what?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Yeah, like are we talking clothes on or close off.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
These or like?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Like with this friends with his friends?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
You with his friends?

Speaker 13 (37:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (37:39):
It was me and a couple of his guy friends.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Oh that sounds like a big deal.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Actually is I don't know if I've ever had a
girl go I can take a photo not being it
like you're gonna put everybody in.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
The absolutely exclude people from.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm with Jeff actually on that one. I think you
can totally say, all right, guys, photo, can you.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Take this for us?

Speaker 10 (37:59):
Right?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
You know, we totally we're like good friends only best
friends now number one friend.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think a guy taking a photo period is that's
a good point their friends anyways.

Speaker 16 (38:12):
Yeah, and and then next morning he's like snapping me
from the airport.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh did you did you know he was flying out?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Going? But that's a good sign, Like he's continuing this communication.
It's awesome, I guess so, But like, why wouldn't you
tell me we only went on two dates. It's not
like you're gonna know happy hour.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I still mention it, like, hey, by the way, I'm flying.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Maybe he's having so much fun asking her questions, getting
to know her.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Did you find out where he was going the Caribbean?

Speaker 13 (38:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:49):
I know?

Speaker 15 (38:50):
And so he's like snapping me on the beach and
it's beautiful.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
And then later that day after that he stops on communication,
like and now I've been texting him.

Speaker 16 (39:00):
Spending him pictures or whatever, and he's not answering me.

Speaker 12 (39:02):
It's spent two weeks.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Two weeks.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I was going to say, yeah, he was on a
beach on the phone, very dangerous place to you to
be a lot of water sand.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Who knows.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I'm looking up shark attacks in the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
I'm thinking I hate to think this way, but I'm
thinking that maybe he met someone on this trip and
then he's like not texting or he I mean, like
you just said, did he get eaten by a shark?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
We actually call him and he's in the sharks.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
I'm just confused, as like if it's not that.

Speaker 16 (39:36):
I'm really confused because I don't normally.

Speaker 12 (39:38):
Click with people like that.

Speaker 10 (39:40):
Uh huh.

Speaker 16 (39:41):
And I feel like he felt the same way.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, he's giving you all the right signs. I mean,
I think you have every reason to get an explanation
from him.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
You were returning the equal amount of like snaps back
to him. Right, It wasn't all one sided.

Speaker 16 (39:55):
No, not at all.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
It was half and half.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Okay, this is odd, I trust by. It's Miss Crustworthy Brook.
Let's say the name right. We're gonna we're gonna do
right by, Miss Crustworthy when.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
We call worthy.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Know that name makes her sound so old.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Miss Crustworthy. Laugh if you like it, Oh God delayed laugh.
So I'm taking it. We're gonna come back. We're gonna
call this guy Ben and figure out what's his deal.
Why isn't he getting back to you after two whole weeks?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Thank you help me reach out to him.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
All right, we'll see if he picks up when we
do your second date update right after this hold on
second Date update. We have our theories for why Ben
is in calling back our listener Juliet after he went
to the Caribbean two weeks ago. Theory number one, baby
shark and his shark family had a little Ben flavored

(40:53):
feast right off the coast.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
So I should not laugh laughing because we know it's
likely not a shark.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
That's my number one. Theory number two, Remember one Ben
dropped his phone in the ocean after too many breakfast
Marguerite has or Theory number three. The one Julia is
most worried about is Ben met another woman while on
one of the islands there.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Why wouldn't you just say, like, I'm so sorry. I
know we went on a couple of dates I've met
someone it was fun.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Like, it feels bad for Julia to root for shark
in this one.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I think we're all praying for because nobody wants number three, right, Julia.

Speaker 16 (41:30):
I definitely don't want to be rooting for sharks, but
I kind of am.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, I will say getting eaten by a shark is
like the coolest We maybe took his phone and.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Can't text back.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Rude built in, or he doesn't need that phone.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Let's at least dial Ben's phone and see if somebody
a water creature or Ben himself picks up. We're gonna
get to the bottom, I think.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Jellyfish, We're going to find out.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
So dumb, and we just dropped another five podcast, but
we went, okay, here we go.

Speaker 13 (42:16):
Hello, Okay.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Is this Ben?

Speaker 13 (42:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (42:23):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
We're uh, we're a radio show.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Uh huh looking for recommendations on the Caribbean. No, anybody
that was smooth.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
He's still confused.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
What is this?

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Like?

Speaker 13 (42:41):
Did I win like a concert or something?

Speaker 5 (42:44):
No, we haven't done something like that in a long time.
We're uh, we're doing a segment here called a second
Date Update, where we're trying to help one of our
listeners get in touch with you because you two hung
out a while ago and apparently had a really good
time together. Her name is Julia. Oh uh, remember you
guys went to like yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, no, I know, I know, No, I don't, okay, Yeah,
apparently you guys went to a couple of happy hours and.

Speaker 12 (43:10):
Yeah, yeah, no, we had a we had a really
good time.

Speaker 13 (43:13):
I've just been out of town, so I still heard the.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Caribbean, right, Yeah, she said you were snapping her, so.

Speaker 13 (43:20):
Yeah, yes, yeah, no, I've been in the Caribbean some
but I'm back.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
So I was gonna say, hard to leave.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I bet I'm not busy trying.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Yeah, I wonder. You don't sound very relaxed right now,
so that, okay makes sense.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Why are you getting back to her? That's just, you know,
it sounds like you kind of dropped off.

Speaker 13 (43:38):
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna reach out to her. I've
just you know, it's just been crazy, Like my life
has just been crazy, like the.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Beaded dreads on the beach, and now you're just like
kind of like embarrassed, and she's gonna see.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Him look really cool.

Speaker 13 (43:51):
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I have corn rows.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Now, now, what's been so crazy?

Speaker 13 (43:58):
Well, I just you know, like I've just been busy
traveling to and from and like he's been really busy.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
I just like, yeah, everything, you know, Julia. Julia mentioned
that you had a lot going on in your life
even when you two were hanging out, that you had
to like squeeze in happy hour stuff. But it sounds
like you're saying you are still interested.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Well that's good because she, like when we talked to her,
she was worried that it was just like a one
or two night thing.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
But I have a hot tip. If you're interested in
a girl, maybe text her, yeah within two weeks, since
she's gonna fall off.

Speaker 13 (44:34):
Yeah, you know what, You're right, I should have.

Speaker 11 (44:37):
Please you.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
You guys have a contact or whatever, right, or she
got in contact with you, you just tell her that
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
We'll tell her, honestly, you can do.

Speaker 16 (44:46):
Hey, I thought you met somebody else, because like two
weeks is a long talent.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
We didn't tell you that. Julia has been listening to
this conversation. So yeah, there you go. You can say
sorry yourself directly to her.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
Oh hey, hi, all right, Uh I don't I'm sorry,
I don't really I don't know what to say this.

Speaker 11 (45:13):
I don't know did you meet somebody who?

Speaker 13 (45:19):
No, I didn't meet anyone new. I'm just I've just
been like.

Speaker 16 (45:22):
Busy, you know, it's just good to hear you from
I'm just like it's been way too long. I haven't
heard from you, and I'm just like so relieved now
because like I felt like this instant chemistry and I
don't normally feel that with everyone.

Speaker 12 (45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
No, I mean I genuinely don't either. I'm just like,
I know everybody always says this, but like I've just
been caught up and I got so busy and distracted,
but like I absolutely like I do want to hang out.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Okay, well this is this is awesome, Like this is
this is way easier than these normally go because we
will actually pay for your guys's next date if you
both officially give us the yes.

Speaker 10 (46:02):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm totally excited, but just quick, fy, Julia, Like,
I am technically married, so I just I hope that's whatever.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Wait wait wait wait did you.

Speaker 13 (46:16):
Say married when yeah, I'm technically married.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
What is technically mean, you're either married or you're not married.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
I'm just what you gotta wait? You got to explain
to us crazy the honeymoon? Did you get married there? No?

Speaker 13 (46:34):
No, no, no, nothing crazy like that. It was our
like five year anniversary.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Hold up, are you in like an open relationship? Does
your wife know this stuff?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Well?

Speaker 13 (46:46):
No, I mean not technically no, Like I don't know.
Everybody's doing this nowadays.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
No, that's cheating. That's cheating. You're cheating.

Speaker 10 (46:55):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Did you not hear everybody is doing this now? He's
one of the cool marriage photos of her with his friends. Yeah,
we heard that. Then you and your friends got together
and you were taking pictures with Julie, you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah, but then you would just claim that it's your
buddy's wife or girlfriend or whatever because it's he wasn't
in the picture with her.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
My wife doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I was like totally angry right now.

Speaker 15 (47:21):
I mean, then, I can't believe you different to me.
You should have told me this right away.

Speaker 13 (47:26):
Well, I know, it's just like kind of an uncomfortable
thing to bring up front.

Speaker 10 (47:30):
But you should bring it right away.

Speaker 13 (47:33):
It's a comple things to bring up front. They can
laugh all they want, but the weird thing to bring up,
and so it's better to do it a little down
the road, you know.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Yeah, like this does soften the blow just a little
bit there.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Terrible, Then this is not going to work.

Speaker 13 (47:50):
Well hold on, hold on, how about we just go
out once and then you decide after no.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
You should you have to tell his wife you have
to out, Yeah, have to let her know you got
to find her.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
Should listen to this?

Speaker 13 (48:02):
Yes, yeah, no, that's already happened. It's fine, Like it's
happened a couple of times where like girls will contact
her or whatever. She always believes me, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
That is the grossest response.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Well, that's a woman that's willing to believe whatever her
man says. And that's something that's rare in this world.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Yet not rare.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I didn't say it was a good thing. I'm just
saying it's rare.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Unfortunately, I have seen things like this when people.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Just don't care.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Grows it openly.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
According to Ben, a lot of married couples are doing
this and it's the new norm.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
But not do we feel bad, Jeff, because like we're
involved now, Like I don't want to say solicitate cheating.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
We're not we're not asking them to go on a
date now that.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
We know he's We already asked and they already both
said yes.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
There's take backs. Jeff, we're not giving you a gift card, Ben,
you deserve a gift card.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Yeah, we're giving it to your wife. Yeah, actually like
that all right?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, she's gonna take him to dinner.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Guys, are.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
He's gonna feel guilty the whole time?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Poor Julia?

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Julia, you doing okay?

Speaker 12 (49:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (49:14):
Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
I just gotta keep dating.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
This is an easy.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Answer, right, Like he's married is a very thing to
walk away from.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Can you believe? Now you have to ask dudes before
you go on a date with him if they're married. Like,
what a ridiculous question.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
You have to ask?

Speaker 7 (49:29):
Do you have a girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
And then have a follow up do you also have
a wife?

Speaker 7 (49:33):
What do you think you?

Speaker 13 (49:33):
Guys, they're not going to tell you the first time.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Wait, that's fair, that's good advice. Actually, Ben sucks. Ben, Ben,
I gotta say you are the most upstanding sucky person
that we've ever hand on the show.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
He gave some good advice.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Don't believe men advice?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I no one learned anything.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I certainly didn't Jeffrey in the morning, Okay, wow, big emotion.
No response in the studio from that one, for sure.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
How did you not have an emotional response to that?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Well, the guy kept insisting it's more normal now for
married people to date outside of their relationships.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
So what a cheater, says Jeff His wife doesn't even
know that he's doing it. Yeah, sure, different if they
had an agreement or something.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I have to look it up though, to see if
he was right. And according to a twenty twenty three study,
marriage infidelity rates are on the rise, okay, and the
percentage of married people who cheat right now is somewhere
between seventy one percent and eleven percent and eleven Jeff

(50:40):
science has to leave a little bit of margin of
air there.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
But he's the dumbest study a really good website.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Even if the science came back and proved it, that
means he was doing the right thing.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Or that he's just part of the status quo.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
The thing is, we do know.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Each person who answered yes, they are cheating said it's cool.
Everybody's doing it.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
It's the new nineteen eighties marijuana. It's cool, man, everybody's
doing it. Bro So at the end, I guess he's
still a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
But guess why.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I don't want to offend seventy one to eleven percent
of the population.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Broke.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
I'm not sure where people lie. Some cheatering just texted in,
Oh great, we lost the cheating demo.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Darn it.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I am an upstanding cheating man.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
But text into seven eighty five nine to two, tell
us what you thought about the second date update.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
And if you need help with your dating life, married
or single, we'll try and help you out. We'll call
that person, hopefully single. We'll call that person who's not
calling you back.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Why do foreign tourists want to come and visit America?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is it for
the rich American history?

Speaker 14 (51:53):
Not the history?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
It's very well fun. Fact this Walgreens used to be
a prohibition brothel. Why are there so many prohibition brothels
in so many buildings?

Speaker 7 (52:03):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Do you think they're coming for the beautiful natural scenery?
Put a water park there, make it actually fun. It
turns out tourists are traveling to the US so they
could see one thing Trader.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Joe's because it's viral on TikTok or.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Something not even joking. It's being called the Disneyland of
grocery stores because of all the fun and unique products
that they sell there, and people from places like England
and Spain and Korea they've never seen food products like
the ones they sell at TJS.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I haven't either.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
I'm told constantly by my friends, even the girls in
the room, like you gotta go once.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
If so many things with.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
A town adds a Trader Joe's, it's hysteria in suit.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
It's blowing up on social media because influencers from around
the world are taste testing Trader joe stuff like pickle
flavored popcorn and pumpkin spice, pretzel stick, some cookie butter beer,
and it's making tourists want to come and try it too.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Actually, our editor has been eating those soup dumplings and
I really need to try those ones.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Surprised just walked over and snatched it out of her
hand and popped it in. That's more of your style.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
There's not enough of them. It's the problem. I do
have some guilt.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Wow, but the families will come make a whole day
of it. They'll go out to a Trader Joe's store together,
walk around, taste all the crazy foods.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
American z.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Daddy, get a photo of us in front of the
cheeseburger burritos.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
So waggy.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
They ring a bell.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Oh that's for the kids.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah, there's there's a mascot at every Trader Joe's and
if you find the stuffy that mashes the mascot, you
get a lollipops that your family look smaller than your imagine.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I'm like knocking off the show.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
It's a very small store. It's a stuffy my scavenger.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
You're gonna like it when you go to the store.
But thank you Trader Joe's for bringing a Erican culture
to the world. And balls of spicy Mokey rice nuggets.
We got laser stories coming up right after this. It's
the radio segment that's taking mashups to the next level

(54:17):
with a new product called Smart Toaster Shoes, sneakers with
built in toasters on the side so you can enjoy
hot buttery bread while on the go.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I love toast.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'd actually run after you just to catch them as.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
The only drawback the crumbs always get stuck in between
your toes. With Stories, the segment where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser. There's other lusty krusties, just
don't this first Laser Stories out of Australia Melbourne Zoo
has a very important message for any resident that comes

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across one of the world's deadliest spiders and bring it
on in.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
But no, I did not think that was gonna be
their message.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
That's right. The zoo is actually asking people to go
out of their way to find the Sydney funnel web
spider and collect it, and the zoo swears capturing the
spiders and their eggsacks is quite safe if done properly.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Okay, there's the catch.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
All you need to do is go out into the cool,
damp areas of your garden or check your laundry room
inside both places the deadly spiders love to inhabit. Then
locate the eggsack that contains one hundred and fifty to
two hundred baby spiders, so not just one deadly.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Spider, two hundred deadly spiders.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Gosh cute ones though, gently scoop it into a container
using a spoon, and if you're confident enough, go ahead
and throw the adult spider in the container with those
eggs too, then.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Put a little outfit on it.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
This is only in Australia.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
I know.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
We have boarding signs of about picking up hot beverages
in our jab.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Why do they want all these spiders. It's all part
of their anti venom program and it takes about one
hundred and fifty spiders to produce a single dose of
anti venom, so they need a lot.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
That's a lot of spider milking.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
The Zoos program has prevented hundreds of deaths since it started.
In fact, not one person has died since it became
available except for the thirteen people trying to catch deadly.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Spiders in it's the transition period.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
We appreciate your sacrifice.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Oh man, Australians are just built differently.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
There are this next lazer. Shori is out of silver
screen Central right now. Everybody's talking about the premiere of
the new Wicked movie.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah, we were just talking about it in studio tickets.
I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
It opened soon, starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Rivo while
on TikTok there's this big debate going on about the film.
Maybe it's more of a concern, and that's audience participation.
What oh yeah, singing fans, critics and theater management are
all worried enthusiastic audience members may try to sing along
during the movie, and people do not want that to happen.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
You know about the lul Joe Jump.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I'm sorry, if you're going to go see a musical,
you're gonna have to prepare yourself for people to sing along.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That's what you do.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Here's one concerned Broadway enthusiasts take on it.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Okay, did you hear there's gonna be strict rules about
the Wicked movie.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Several people have made waves pre ranting about what they'll
do people sing during the film, which raises some serious
questions about contemporary movie theater antiquette.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Because they didn't buy tickets to hear some random they
want to hear a.

Speaker 12 (57:45):
Well, we're saying that they'll yeek you out of the
theater if they hear.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
You sing along, and they'll Regal and Elbow Draft House
have done singalongs. There's none for Wicked.

Speaker 12 (57:54):
So suddenly that warning.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
You better not sing during the movie.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
I just watched the movie.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
But he sang. His instructions are very confusion.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Yeah, but he's.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Saying it not along to the film.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Bro, what if I did it really quiet?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Absolutely not like like you heard some Some are saying
that they're gonna kick you out of the theater if
you try to sing along and ruin the movie for everybody.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yes, I imagine bringing tap shoes and getting up dancing
in the aisle.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
That's different.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
I mean there should have been a tap kids You're
Ready one and two practice.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Many theater chains say they played to politely encouraged moviegoers
to just lip sync if they know the song.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I will say that.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Out of all of the musicals, this is one of
the hardest soundtracks to sing along too.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
There's a lot of like big vocal runs, and she's
taking challenge.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
I know.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I'm saying, like, if people sing along, it's not gonna
be good.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Portugal,
a flight from Lisbon had to make an emergency landing
for a bizarre reason. Apparently, more than one hundred and
thirty hamsters busted of their holding containers and overtook the plane.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Snakes worse because I hate hams, are so break me out.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Air Portugal was making a very important delivery of one
hundred and thirty two hamsters, some ferrets and cage birds ferret.
When the fuzzy little creatures were able to chew their
way through their boxes and climb up into the main cabin.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
It's like a comedy movie. It really feels like.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
It began when a flight attendant thought she saw something
scurry across the aisle. After a quick investigation with a flashlight,
she found two little beady eyes staring back at her
from underneath a passenger seating hand.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
They're just eating some of the peanuts.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
So the plane had to make an emergency landing because
the hamsters were everywhere, crawling on headsets, on top of
the drink car. A few even had managed to get
into the front seat pockets of a reclinable chair. It
took five days to find them all, and because they
were hamsters, the plane's not been cleared to fly yet

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because maintenance has to do a thorough check of the
wiring to make sure no rodents chewed through any of
the electrical systems.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I worried they go in your backpack and you take
one home on accidents.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
I get excited, hams Hey lunch. They need to get
it fixed soon, though, because next month they're going to
be delivering thirty two promiscuous otters trying to join the
mile high cliftser stories out of Turkey Day USA. There's

(01:00:41):
a question bouncing around the internet these days. If you
could only have five food items for Thanksgiving? What five
would you choose? And Brook, I want you to tell
me what you think the people would say, not you,
the people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Okay, I think that people are going to say, mashed
potatoes up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Okay for five, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Mashed potato, potato, stuffy turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Mac and cheese. Does that count?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Mac and cheese?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Mac and cheese?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
And it's bravy one thing?

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Oh gravy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Definitely yes, Mac and cheese and gravy. All right, let's
go over it. The five Thanksgiving staples that got the
most votes, and if Brook gets them all right, Jose
gives her a big forehead kiss.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Streaming.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Number one turkey check eighty percent put it on their list.
Brook got that right. Number two stuffing fifty percent have
it down as a must have stuffing. Number three year
we go mashed potato. Yes, for love them, They're one

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of my mount rushmorees of all because I got.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I almost said sweet potatoes instead of mac and cheese.
You guys pushed me into mac and cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
I'm worried.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Number four pumpkin thirty want that in their mouths and
we'll Brooks still get the last one right at.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Hand.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
Gravy sent number five.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I mean to be fair, I would have said pecan pie.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Anyway, It's official. Nothing green made this list, which makes
one show member pretty upset. He encourages everyone to go
green for Thanksgiving as long as he's not on the
menu himself, and that now means the Laser Stories has
come to an end of the day. We're going to
do it again, same.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Time on Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Thanksgiving can be a rough time for a lot of people,
but especially for today's challenger named Patience. Because Patience is
one hundred percent vegan. Doesn't need any of the traditional
Thanksgiving foods, not even vegan mashed potatoes or toe furkey.
She doesn't do any of that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Mash potatoes are just vegan on the road, She doesn't
even do.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
The extra vegan kind of okay, she does one hundred
percent Thai food, which is so un American that it
hurts me to even say it. I'm not sure why
we're letting her play today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
It sounds pretty good, does it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (01:03:29):
Thank you for having me back.

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
Hopefully I'm allowed back again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
What's the star of the Thaie shmorgasbord that you're working with?

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:03:37):
I go like two stars.

Speaker 15 (01:03:39):
I like to enjoy my food when I eat it
and not crash.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
You know what's funny is I meant like, what's the
turkey of the Tai food.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Dishes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Yeah, but that makes sense because I said star.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I could just picture all the Pilgrims and the Indians
sitting around the table eating curry and drunken noodles.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
We need to go to history. They need to learn
a little bit about how much that didn't really happen.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Well, let's just get to something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
You didn't sit down peacefully with every other culture.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Bronk.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I'm sure that that's going to come up in today's questions,
says brook sprints out of the studio. There she goes,
she's offended, all right, let's get to the questions here.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Yes? Good luck, patience. Your time starts
now on this day. In nineteen ninety three, Congress passed
the North American Free Trade Agreement. What's the acronym for

(01:04:25):
that NAFTA? What type of melon looks like a canalope
but is light green inside?

Speaker 13 (01:04:32):
Honey?

Speaker 11 (01:04:32):
Chris?

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
In a game of chest what are the small pieces
in the very front of the line called? In which
Disney movie? Can you hear the song whistle while you
work past? At the end of a Jewish wedding? What's
traditionally and intentionally broken? Band? National Park is located in
what country? Brook is coming back into the studio here, patients.

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I mean, I know you don't like or it's that
you don't like Thanksgiving, you just don't celebrate it traditionally.
What about Christmas? Do you do a traditional Christmas?

Speaker 10 (01:05:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:05:08):
For the most part, we have the treating do you
eat on?

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
What do you eat on Christmas?

Speaker 12 (01:05:13):
Everyone's gonna hate me Thai food?

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah, I don't hate you at all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
You need to go to Thailand's Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Anytime I eat Asian food, it's the only time I
don't miss cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Like I don't know how they do it right. You're
not like of Thai heritage, No, I say, they're all Vietnamese.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
I'm obsessed with fum Hero Vietnamese and me.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
But it feels like I'm Vietnamese at heart.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
You are what you eat, right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Are what you eat? Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
So you're an honorary Thai resident. That's what we're calling
you patients.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Sure, it's your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety three,
Congress passed the North American Free Trade Agreement. What's the
acronym for that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Mmmm?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
FTC?

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
What type of melon looks like a canalote, but it's
light green inside honey? In a game of chess? What
are the small pieces in the very front of the
line called in which Disney movie? Can you hear the
song whistle while you work?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Snow White?

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
And the seven doors at the end of a Jewish wedding?
What is traditionally and intentionally broken a glass. BAMF National
Park is located in what country?

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Canada?

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Alright, it's I'm the head. On over the scoreboard to
see how you both did with Jose.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Your shirt, Patients, you got too correct today.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Yay two for your two stars, Yeah, two for two stars.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
And Brook she likes it spicy five star ron.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Wow, I'd be like a spicy and I got roasted today, patients,
Sorry about that. Let's go over the answers for everyone
on this day. In nineteen ninety three, Congress passed the
North American Free Trade Agreement. The acronym would be NAFTA,
the type of melon that looks like a candle ope
but is light green inside, or honeydew. In a game
of chest the small pieces in the front of the
line are pawns. You'll hear the song whistle while you work.

(01:07:09):
In the Disney movie Snow White, the dwarves are singing
it while mining. At the end of a Jewish wedding,
you traditionally break a glass. It represents commitment and a
BAMF National Park that would be located in the country
of Canada. So, patients, I'm sorry it was not enough
to win today, but just for playing, we are going
to give you a pair of tickets to see Nikki
Glazer live at the EQC Events Center on Thursday, February thirteenth,

(01:07:32):
as she brings her Alive and Unwell tour to the stage.

Speaker 16 (01:07:36):
Awesome, that sounds like fine, I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Hey, thanks for playing. Sorry you didn't have the game
that you wanted.

Speaker 13 (01:07:42):
But but I still got a cry.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Yeah, we made fun of you for being vegan for
a couple of minutes, so apologize for that too.

Speaker 15 (01:07:50):
Yeah that's okay, I.

Speaker 10 (01:07:51):
Get it a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:07:52):
I get I try not to advertise my veganism.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Vegan ve come back and play again soon, Okay, patience,
We're gonna do win Brooks Box again, same time tomorrow,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.