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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a brand new fall show for you. It's
working Jeffrey in the morning, and Wednesday is always the
what's on your mind day. I'll just say I have
a new obsession. I can not stop. All right, Jeffrey
had appear run in with a hummingbird. Yeah, just in
his house. There's always a story. Oh there's the story
of you out at a club or a bar that
(00:21):
is also included today. Yeah, somehow you got saved, which
is shocking.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You're gonna hear it in just a second. Plus a
brand new second date. But first comments, what do we like? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I saw jesse Streight or jesse e Stright, not sure?
Said snort. Mission. I absolutely love the show and I
listened to it every day. But I'm on a mission
to figure out which one of you is the one
who's always snorting sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
When they laugh, and I know who are snorter is?
That's me. Yeah, I can't help it. It's so weird.
My daughter does it too. I think it may be genetic.
Oh no, no, no, it's cute. I'm just imagine your
whole family laughing and all sorting together. That's why I
say it's just hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Luckily right now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, all right, your brand new full hour starts right now.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Big news out of the tech world. It's broken Jeffrey
in the morning. You probably heard chat GPT just got
upgraded to the new version GPT five.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
He already at five. Didn't it just start at two?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It advances itself.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
It just GPT four K actually came out two years ago.
Oh wow, so this has been kind of a long
time coming. Wild It's supposed to be faster, smarter, and
totally absolutely one hundred percent is not planning to steal
your job, your hobbies, and your entire personality from It
says that as soon as it prompts you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It actually says that when you log on.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
It should Basically, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It makes me trusted even the last jeff oh, don't
worry about me, and like meeting a new friend, I'm
not going to steal your husband or.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You can trust me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It wasn't even thinking that.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
But this part's exciting.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
They claim this new version quote hallucinates less. Hallucinating is
the term for where it just invents random information less
that's totally made up. Instead of just admitting to you
that it doesn't know the answer to your question.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So they're saying it's going to be wrong less they
just don't want to use the word wrong.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, that's kind of what they say.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
But like that is if you remember, in the old version,
chat GPT might say, did you know Thomas Jefferson was
the first person to ever dunk in Oreo in milk?
And then you might wonder, wait a second, did Oreo
even exist back in that time? And it would reply, well, no,
you got me, Yeah I lied. Good catch, though I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can't stand it. I hate the emails that we're getting
from like yes that are obviously written by chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh yeah co workers?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now yes, start.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm just saying, shout GPT.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
If you're gonna come after somebody, look who's talking bad
about you? Did anybody come after brook? And in the
new version, it's really exciting. It's just gonna tell you
straight up, I don't know the answer to your question.
Why don't you figure it out, you dumb, lazy human.
See that's progress.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I gonna get in an argument and be.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Like, I'm asking you because you're supposed to be the
all knowing computer.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah. Look it's like you're in a marriage already.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Soon it's going to be giving us prompts and we're
going to be doing the work for AI.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Wait a minute, that's just doing work exactly wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, I mean I just looked at a new list
of like the most secure jobs that are secure from AI,
and it's all hard labor. Yeah, you're stuck doing the
crap work, you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I feel good about that. I love the direction that
we're moving in. Now, let's go on to the shock
collar question of the day with a newly upgraded Jakebot
three point zero, which rumor has it comes with advanced
kissing during the trivia portion.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Can get it?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Let's find out.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Today is extra bougie. Not only is it national Filet
mignon Day, No, it's also National Prosecco Day.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Why do we not have any? That is the only
alcohol that's allowed during breakfast?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
So why do I not have?
Speaker 8 (04:21):
It's both somewhat fancy foods to eat and drink. But
are you fancy enough to know about other highbrow cuisines
and proper dining etiquette. We'll find out during a special
classie or trashy in this plenty of twenty. Now you
say number one through twenty, I'll ask you a question
about a ritzy food or a rule about high society dining.
(04:43):
I just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game. But you're not doing this alone. If you
think your question is too hard or you might not
know it, you have a chance to phone of fancy pants,
our very own private school prissy boy, Jeffrey dubois I
can step in to try and save you by answering
your question. In your place, fancy Pants, We'll start with
(05:08):
the woman who spells fancy with a pH.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
That's Alexis eleven.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
For eleven, alexis what type of liquor is traditionally used
in a classic French champagne cocktail, not including the Champagne
seventy five?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, does have a name as a French seventy five.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
There's a cocktail called the champagne cocktail. You guys don't know, Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well, jeff already knows it and I don't, So can
I already.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Phone a fancy Jeffrey?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
There's no rules.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Well, it's funny because I even already pour this into
my dog Bagel's bowl every New Year's so that we.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Can celebrate together.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It can't be good for BA, it's.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Good for everybody. It's a drop of brandy in a
champagne cocktail.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Do you believe Alexis, I have to guess, she says, brandy. Yeah, correct, you.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
So wild and French.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Next, I guess I'll go six brook in Fine Dining
and a moose boos is served at what point in
the meal?
Speaker 9 (06:15):
You know this?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I can't remember an amuse boosh means tiny bite, Yeah,
and I feel like it's gonna know. I never knew
that the moose boosh. I think I want it right
before the main.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Course, before the main course.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Not going to phon of fancy pants.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I don't think so before the main course.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's before the almatizer.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's a It's like where the chef comes out and says, hey,
you should try this, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The moose boosh at the Ritz Carlton Kyoto, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You gotta try it one day if you're if you're
ever allowed it.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right now so annoying.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Were over to you.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Eleven and six have been chosen.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Okay, let's go seven, lucky number Jose.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
What's the name of the little round bread roll served
at fancy French restaurants? It sounds like a hairstyle. Wow,
French bread.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Isn't it just a bun?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I mean maybe?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Oh my gosh, I was like, I don't know. I
mean back get is the long one role is just
like a regular small role.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's the only thing that's also a hairstyle.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I'm gonna phone my fancy friend Jeff Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh my goodness, is it a bun?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Jeff.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
My great aunt Judy on her she had her ninetieth
birthday bingo bash at the Palace of Versailles, and we
all were served Brioche.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Buns before the meal started. Buns buns. I'm gonna lock
it in with jeff brioche y.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
God, your stories were kind of like Brooks, but somehow,
way more and Jeffrey were for you. How about a number.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'll take number ten, please, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
The Faberge eggs were originally created for which royal family?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Oh, yes, of course mine was.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Actually they may have been mine because even though I
do have some German heritage, I also have some Russian heritage.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
In my blood.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Russian.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
They are Russian faberge.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I fell a story. Yes, it was the Russian Imperial family.
Jeffrey of course knows the last name of the Russian imperial.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Family, Dubovski my original first name. Before I'll just.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Say that I have Romanov, but I'm clearly an idiot.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Jeffs made it.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
That means the only person who got a fancy question
wrong in Today's Loser.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Is henother story, Fine Brooke will be electrocuted for all
of our amusement, and she'll be doing it while singing
the song fancy by Iggy Azalea makes sense.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm so fancy the fast La from La to Tokyo, the.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Trailer park version. That was your shot collar question of
the day. We got your phones out coming.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You ever walk into a room and immediately forget why
you went in there? Yeah, it's been happening to me
a lot more lately. We're like We'll go in the
break room and I'm like, wait, what did I come
in here for? Or I'll walk into a funeral home
and I'm thinking, wait, what am I doing here?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Is it just for the free bagels?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Probably do they have free bagels?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh wait, uncle Lou, Oh yeah that's right. That was
a few days ago. I should have checked my calendar
exactly darn it.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So that's why coming up in a few minutes, somebody
needs to remind me that we're doing what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay, okay, we're doing what's on your mind.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
No, in a few minutes, jose you remember everything? Can
I count on you to remind me?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
For ten seconds? Awesome, it's no problems coming up. Wait
what am I supposed to remind you? I don't know. Bagels? Yeah,
got bagels coming up right now.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And they say,
give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for
the rest of his life. And I would like to
set a fire underneath each and every one of you in.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Here today just to inspire.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You to share what's been on your mind. We're gonna
start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay? So we're doing some renovations in our house, which
means over the weekend we had to clear out fourteen
years worth of stuff, the bedrooms, the attic, like just
so much stuff, right, So it was so much work.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
All the pictures of her husband.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So I wake up early in the morning, I get
the kids fed. I'm like, okay, I'm ready to go.
Let's do this. Yeah, set them down in front of
the television and I just like watched K pop Demon
Hunters for a second. I've never seen it.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Keep hearing about this. It's like number one on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Guys. I had so much to do and I watched
the entire thing.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I leave.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It was so good.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It was so the music there was las Yes, I
really don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's like anime. You would love it. I feel like
it's a deeper look onto our own personal self doubt
and fears psychoanalyzed.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I was crying.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, I'm singing, you need to watch. I want we
could have a group viewing party if you want.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Wow, this is what it took into her half destroyed,
totally y house.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I'll let you sit down and watch TV there.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, we can all hang out in the basement where
my husband and I are now sleeping together.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah. I think we might pass on that, but watch it, sure, Jose,
what's been on your mind?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Well, my dating fast continues, and if you didn't know,
I've given up on dating since around the beginning of
the summer, right, well, this weekend, a girl hits me
up and she's like, hey, you and me should go
out sometime.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm not boring. I promise I made a boring pose.
Girls are trying to.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
And I kindly told her like, hey, I'm sorry, but
I'm not dating right now and.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I'm planning on staying single. But I really appreciate it.
She continues with, like, well, why don't we just go
as friends?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well that was a challenge, yeah, Like well, what do.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
You what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
She suggests let's do a murder mystery dinner, and I'm like,
well that is kind of interesting, Like it sounds fun,
it does sound different.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It's like all up your alley. You get to be goofy,
you get to good food, you get to act.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
Again, I'm not trying to put any energy towards any
girls right now, so I just I say, hey, look,
I'll think about it. Yeah, And then she goes okay,
And then a couple of minutes goes by and she
starts sending me inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Picks from an innocent murder party to.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
And so then I'm like, okay, come on, I can't
guys and girls just be friends.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So you finally know what it feels like to get unsolicited,
like I thought we were just friends and it doesn't
feel good right.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Well, I loved it, but I mean the more you
say no to this girl, the harder she tries. Yeah,
and sure I saved it and looked at it a
couple of times and that was good. But enjoy that. No,
I did it because she's my friend.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Jah.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
Anyway, I'm trying to date fast and I would like respect.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're just trying to reverse psychology to get more picked.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeahs on your mind.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
So over the weekend, I was at this club and
it got to like after twelve, and so I'm starting
to feel the drinks and I see the DJ up
on like the platform stage and.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The girls dancing behind him.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh no, And I think, you know what exactly, It's
time I get up there.
Speaker 12 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I go on up to the stage with my friends.
I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm crawling up there and literally.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
The DJ looks at me, points it goes get that.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
While you were dancing.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
He goes like this with his hand on his neck,
like off off down. It was like me, I'm a girl,
Like there's other girls up there.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
He's like, I didn't want Elaine from Seinfeld dancing up here.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
You're like, you're giving me a bad look, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So I go down very humbled.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
But then that's when a guy comes up to me
who works in the radio with us, and he says, Alexus,
come back up here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I get up there, and I look at the DJ
and I just dance right next to and I'm like,
I don't even care. I got the pity radio invite.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, but our one time, our job paid off for
me there somewhere.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
You haven't been so drunk, because most DJs when they
see pretty girls are like, oh, yeah, I get back here.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, you're telling me I can't hold a beat, you know.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Whether he liked it or not, I was there to
stay till show.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I don't necessarily believe in reincarnation, but if I did,
I'm living it right now.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Really because they fit you or something else in the past.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
No, not me, because I'm outdoors a lot lately, especially
because we've had such nice weather, yeah recently, and I'm
like relaxing in my inflatable pool, chilling on my deck.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Flatable pool invited us over.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
It's probably three feet taking the policy this one but
there's this one hummingbird that's always getting right up in
my grill. Really, he like flies up to me like
one foot from my face and buzzes aggress me like this,
Like multiple times he has done this to me when
(16:17):
I'm outside.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Who do you think it is?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
So it needs?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I'm like, who would do this to me if they
were reincarnated? And the one person I can think of
is my grandpa Sydney, because he would always be up
in my business trying to tell me to get stuff done.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, so he's like, stop lounging, lazy boy, there's work
to be done. You bought a house.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
He was big into home renovations, and I feel like
he's buzzing me being like, why haven't you built the
tool shed? Yeah, Jeff, your upstairs bathroom needs regrouting?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I like that your family even nags you in the afterlife.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
They do, so I'm gonna be nagged to restain the
wood on my deck.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I can just see you with.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Like laws or home depot talking to the guys like, yeah,
humming told me to redo my dad?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Where can I do that?
Speaker 12 (17:01):
Here?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I am text in seven eight, five nine two, And
you can tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
And this is the listener interaction part of the show
where we read text coming into the textboart at seven eight,
five nine two.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So so clinical.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
This is the listener interaction.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Get ready for some future intense listener interaction.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
When I read this, you're so good at conversation.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
This one says, good morning. My name is John.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I live in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I have a cousin Austin.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
From Austin, he says, I found you on Facebook reels.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I love your show. I'm trying to get caught up
on listening. Is there a separate podcast for Awkward Tuesdays?
I would answer that if I knew literally anything about
how this show works.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
So, Brook, what do we have for podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, you can find of course, if you just want
the Awkward Tuesday phone calls, you should go to YouTube
because there's a playlist there that you can just listen
into the Awkward Tuesday. But if you want the full
show podcast, that's everywhere YouTube, Apple Podcasts.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
He's asking for a podcast for Awkward Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So maybe in the beginning, no that.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
You said YouTube, but maybe we should make another podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
We're good, okay, John.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
To answer your question, No, there is no Awkward Tuesday
podcast and you won't be getting one.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
I just wish we posted the second date updates.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, me too, Thank you?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Podcast That Another text.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Seven eight five nine two.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Someone texted, and what's up with the meat slapping sounds
on the radio?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That our show?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
You heard that?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Sometimes Jose and I get bored during the phone taps,
so we do a little meat slap thing.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I didn't know that the mics were on. I'm sorry. Yeah,
I gotta check out. Don't forget to turn the mics off, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
One more text says I love you crazy peeps. My
husband introduced me to the segment second date update and
I binged everything. I'm finally caught up and only took
three and a half months, no regrets.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Text again.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah yeah, I actually have an opening for You'll be
there after work. Move over to the full show podcast.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Now we have a full show podcast. Oh come, where
can we find that?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You can go again, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, literally wherever you
get your podcasts. Just look up Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
If you have a hundred.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
We're to find a podcast.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That's where we're most likely there, so don't find it.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I know it makes for a great TikTok right now,
but people being unfaithful to their partners, it isn't anything new.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Are people tiktoking?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Is that a trend right now?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I bet this is something that goes back thousands of
years right I'm not even talking about Adam and Eve.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Way back when cavemen were unfaithful.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
To each other.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Wow, the male would come home from the hunt and say, oh, honey.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I know expect you to be up so late when
I come home. Me had long day. And then the
cave woman's like, but you know, bring back food? What coincidence? Also,
who's loincloth?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Is this?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I find next to fire?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Tiger print? Loincloth? Got my friend Eric cloth?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Eric, give me I returned to him. We know it's
not Eric because we make boom boom with Eric while
you away at.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There is some drama.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Shockingly, despite all the evolution that's happened, we still haven't
gotten any better at cheating on each other.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Was that all written like on a hieroglyphic on a wall.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Foreheads.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
We're gonna approve how bad we still are at it
when some of our listeners share some of their cheating
stories in a brand new Busted coming up right after this, Sneaky.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
They thought they could get away with that.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
But now they're about it.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Catted.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
If you ever used an old school gumball machine, you
know you need to put the quarter in the slot
and crank it till the ball drops.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't think we need instructions.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, I'm just saying the same strategy works for cheating
on your significant other, and I won't go into any
more detail than following the same instructions on faith for.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Other than just using the gumball method.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Gumball, We're gonna hear a few right now in a
brand new edition of Busted, where listeners share the weird
ways they've caught their exes being unfaithful. Got a few
listeners lined up ready to tell us how they caught
their dumb x is using the gumball method, Starting with Ashley,
tell us.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
How you busted your significant other?
Speaker 13 (21:44):
All right, just to give you guys. Some context. My
ex loved playing video games. He played them all the time,
day and night.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
So okay, sounds like a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Sounds annoying to me anyway, balance is good. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
I was really shocked when he came home one day
and he told me he was joining.
Speaker 14 (22:04):
A book club.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
A book club.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh everybody grows up sometimes.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I didn't know you.
Speaker 13 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, I actually laughed. And you know, some time,
I like thought about it and realized, you know, maybe
he's like trying to better himself. So I like encouraged
him in his new hobby.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I have actually never heard of one dude being in
a book club.
Speaker 13 (22:25):
So he bought a few books and put them on
the shelf, and I like never like actually saw him
reading any of them, and like, after a couple of weeks,
I kind of got like suspicious. Okay, So with my suspicions,
I checked out his books and they're all filled with
blank pages.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
What book covers, but there's nothing inside.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Why wouldn't he have a book or maybe it's like
invisible ink you have to books.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
He did have a single book with actual like words
in them, so I have, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Asked him about it. I would assume yea even better.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
I ended up following him to this book clubs.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You did the healthy thing?
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Okay, you're like he deserved.
Speaker 13 (23:12):
It was a good idea because when I when we arrived,
he was actually going to astrip.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Club the book and he was just reading George Washington's
book Biography on the bill.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Oh yeah, nice, different kind of club.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Moving on, we're going to go to Oscar. Tell us
how you busted jer significant other?
Speaker 9 (23:39):
All right, so this is about a year ago. I'm
out at the club with my friends.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's done a lot of clubs so Far've heard.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Of a book club turned strip club.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Club.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You're at a dance club?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Do you have a dance club?
Speaker 14 (23:54):
Things always did well at a dance club.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
So we're out and my.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Girlfriend has won too many and she.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Says she needs to go home. So she called an.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Uber okay, responsible.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Yeah, And I say, like fifteen twenty minutes pass and
my other friend who was going to meet up looks later.
Then I comes in and goes, man.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
This is awesome.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
There's no cover and I go were talking about I
paid like twenty bucks to get in. He goes, seriously,
there's no cover, and I go, that's weird. So I
step upside and the bouncer is gone, and I have
the inkling to like turn down the corner to the
alleyway and there's the bouncer given the cover charge to
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my girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh don't usually get in free?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Apparently the reason she got in free.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You're like, hey, can I get on on that deal too?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Excuse when your guys are dune?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Can I get a refund?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, let's hear from Denise. Tell us how you busted
your significant other.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
So I was.
Speaker 12 (24:57):
At school at a silent auction and my husband, he
was away on a business trip at the time, and
he had mentioned to me several times he wanted to
do a cooking class. So they had one listed, right.
Isn't that like a cool thing?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (25:14):
Yeah, So I.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
Thought it'd be great and I wanted to surprise him,
so without my name, and I kept going back and
forth with this woman named Debbie, and I mean we
were just som excellent. Eventually I just I couldn't like
do anymore, and she won.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, I never told.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
My husband when he came back. I was like, let
me just not say anything, right, And I didn't want
to like let him down, so I just didn't say anything.
But then I got this letter in the mail that
it was from the actual cooking company okay that I
bid on, and it said my husband and Debbie were
all set to take an intimate pasta class for lovers only.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh whoa, there had to be a mix up, right, please,
there is a mix up.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Well, when I comprested him about it, he claimed he
love Debby and he actually did the whole thing to
surprise me.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
He was on a business trip. How did he get
Debbie down exactly?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
He wasn't there to write be it.
Speaker 12 (26:20):
So yeah, he got one of his friends to do
it in his name for him. So I thought that
was really sweet. Whatever. Yeah, I did, and I called
the school and he was telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh okay, so you didn't bust.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
Him, So I was right, Well not really, you aren't right.
I'm sorry. So I had that gut feeling and I
couldn't get it out of my body, like I was
just fealing this vibe. And I confronted him and oh
my god, I I'm going to say this. Months later,
(26:56):
it came out that he was hooking up with my sister.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh master, what what the he out of?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Here? Is her name Debbie.
Speaker 12 (27:07):
No, No, her name is Nicole. Definitely not Debbie. And yes,
and it's been going on for quite a while, and
you never learned how to make pasta.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Every time she sees lasagna now she gets super depressed.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
Took the cooking class. Oh yeah, and I brought a
friend with me.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Clothes.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
She can make a mean text in It's too If
you have a funny story about how you caught your
ex cheating, you could be on the next edition.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Of Busted Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
You know what's difficult if you're filling in for someone
at a job and they're already gone, like you don't
know where anything is or how any of the processes work,
and you can't ask them any questions about it.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So frustrating.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
And that's why we try to help out a woman
today who's temporarily replacing another lady that just left.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Her maternity leave.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Oh okay, and we thought it would be funny to
kind of get these two to talk to each other.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Just one issue.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
The woman who's supposed to be helping her is currently
in the middle of her labor.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ah, so it seems like a small issue.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Oh my god, find out in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Hi is this Tara? Yeah, Hi, my name is Mark Tanner.
I think you're filling in for my wife at the office.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Hi, so nice to meet you.
Speaker 13 (28:34):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, you too.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
So I'm sure that her supervisor told you she's having
a baby, right.
Speaker 15 (28:41):
Yeah, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
And how she's doing.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Uh, I've been good, good, you know, just everything has
happened so fast.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I just kind of taken it as it comes.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, And so I know she wanted to go over
a few things about the job before the birth, so
that you and the company were left in the lurch or.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Anything like that.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
Oh, that's so sweet of her.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah, so you were in the hospital right now and
she's giving birth in the other room.
Speaker 14 (29:09):
What.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, But she's cool with it.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
With me calling you and setting this up.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
She actually insisted that I go in there right now
and put you on speaker so the two of you can.
Speaker 12 (29:22):
Talk right now.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, just get this out of the way, did Tara.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
You're on with my wife right now? Go ahead and say.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Hid, Oh my god, my god, my son, Terry.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
You're gonna have to speak up because it's a little
bit loud in here, so say hi to her.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Hi, You're gonna have to say louder. She can't hear you.
Speaker 16 (29:52):
Okay, Hey, honey, it's this is Tara on the phone,
the lady that's feeling in for you.
Speaker 14 (30:03):
Oh god, oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
I know, I know you guys don't know each other.
But I got her on the phone. Like you told
me too.
Speaker 12 (30:12):
We feel like a bad time.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Okay, I call that later.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Sorry, I just stepped out again for a second. I
know she's a little bit busy in there, but she
wanted me to call you and scept this whole thing.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Maybe, Yeah, this.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Is really crazy. I well, doesn't matter what she wanted.
Speaker 13 (30:29):
She's in the middle of giving birth.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
You can't even talk to me, honey.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Can you take a break for just one second and
tell her about the payroll process?
Speaker 12 (30:37):
You're telling her to take a break. Oh my gosh,
I just.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
I don't remember.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I know you wanted me to talk about the payroll
thing with her. I just don't remember how to do it.
Can you bother her? No, you're doing great, You're doing great.
But Tara is on the phone.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I can talk to you later.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Okay, okay, Oh, I don't know if I want to
be seeing this, Mark, you need to hang.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'm gonna let you do your things. I'll be right back.
Let me keep talking to her.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Sorry, God, it's so weird in there. It's weird.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
She's giving a birth.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Honey.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh, it's a little loud.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
I can't believe this is happening right now.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
My god, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry that she was
screaming like that.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Apologize to me, Please apologize to your wife.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Why is this.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Happening right Well, it's a little bit rude because I know.
We don't want to waste your time, my time?
Speaker 12 (31:27):
What is wrong with you? Is there something wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
No, it's it's just really important for me to go
over it with you. And we haven't even discussed the
Davenport files.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
Who cares about the Davenport files.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Your wife is labor?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Is that my baby?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
This is such a miracle.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Wait.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
I don't know what.
Speaker 14 (31:47):
I don't even know.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
I don't know what to do anything.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
Mark.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Can we name her after Tara? Tara?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Can we name the baby after you?
Speaker 14 (31:59):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (32:00):
What my wife wants to name the baby, after you,
after me? It's either between the names Tara or Brooke
and Jeffrey. Wait, the ones who are doing this praying
phone call on you right now? What my real name is,
jeff I'm not in the hospital. I'm a radio host.
We're doing a phone tap on you. What honey, honey,
(32:22):
it's a little dramatic.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Sorry, that's just a sound effect that we play.
Speaker 13 (32:29):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Your boyfriend Kevin set you up. He said, you're filling
in for some lady who's giving birth right now, so
I thought it'd be funny to train you while she
was giving birth.
Speaker 12 (32:39):
Funny.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
It's a little distracting, though, honey, Can you just shut
up for just a second.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
I talk about the Davenport Files.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Why wake up every morning? Was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
What profession do you think gets hit on the most
by people while they're actively on the job?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Firefighters?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Only ask because one of our listeners took a bold
step when she tried to make a move.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
On a guy while he was working.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Firefighter not a firefighter, But ten seconds later they were
inside of her place getting familiar.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Whoa and it's.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Not as weird as it sounds once you hear what
this guy actually does for a living. It's coming up
in a brand new second date update.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Next, second date Update date.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
How does the saying go? When life gives you lemons,
you make lemonade.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That's that's it.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
We try to find the silver.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Lining in an otherwise crappy situation. Apparently that's what our
listener Sophia did recently. She took her lemons and made
it into data ade.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Lemon lime. Kind it was funny. I just heard more
laugh job, that's right.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I liked it too. Could have been better.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, I didn't hear anything a medium on it myself,
but let's just talk to Sophia about it.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Sophia, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
Hiw are you get it? Yea.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Hopefully it doesn't turn into hater age.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Oh boy, that was actually funnier than my joke, so
I'm glad that her jokes got more last.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
So, Sophia, tell us, what was this bad situation that
led you to a date.
Speaker 15 (34:23):
Well, technically it wasn't really a formal date, but it
was more like a hangout sash and we talked.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Okay, should we hang up? On her then should we
cancel this?
Speaker 9 (34:32):
No?
Speaker 14 (34:32):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
We have all sorts of just hangouts on this show.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
On this segment, how did it start with a bad situation?
What's that about?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
So?
Speaker 15 (34:41):
I mean it was kind of funny. I accidentally locked
myself out of my house. Yeah, I had gone out
with friends. I got home late, like it was after
midnight at this point.
Speaker 14 (34:53):
Oh no, yes, I had to call locks mess.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah we are a really.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Put together drunk girl, because I would have just crashed
through a window.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Okay, you needed a locksmith. And what happened?
Speaker 15 (35:06):
So I finally got a hold of the guy named Hank,
and I mean he sounded like he just woke up, honestly.
Speaker 14 (35:12):
Yeah, And so I asked him if he.
Speaker 15 (35:14):
Could come help me, you know, open the door to
my house. But when he showed up, it was not
what I expected. When he said his name was Hank,
here's a Hank for.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Sure a locksmith.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Really Yeah, So now obviously your mind is shifting from
this is going to be a locksmith, So this is
going to be a potential down smith.
Speaker 14 (35:37):
Exactly how does that go? I mean, okay, so basically he.
Speaker 15 (35:44):
Gets into my house within ten seconds?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Make you feel safe about your door. You're like, all right,
so did you like invite him for a dream? I
mean he's at work.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
It's like in the morning you said it's midnight, right
or something weird.
Speaker 15 (35:57):
I literally I have no idea what time it was about, right,
But I did offer him. I was like, do you
want to come inside? Do you want a water or
soda or anything?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Wow, And he took you up on it.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
I mean I could tell he kind of wanted to stay,
like he wan't. But I don't think if he could
really pick up on the subtext of what I was
trying to say.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, and if he.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Can tell you've been drinking, he may be like, you know,
you're a little out of it.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Right now, Like he's working, you could get him fired too.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah. Total is the ten seconds it took for him
to get into your house, your hangout?
Speaker 15 (36:28):
No, no, no, Like we ended up talking for like
thirty forty minutes. I like, you know, I started with
a small talk and I was like, oh goodness, I
got it so hard to have a family with this
kind of jobs that he's single. Okay, but I still
don't like I thought I was being kind of obvious,
(36:49):
but I don't think he really got that at that point.
But once I finally was like, here, take my Instagram,
I think he kind of seed.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
You gotta spell it out for sometimes.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, Okay, So you guys started chatting on instant.
Speaker 15 (37:04):
Not quite you know, we have some st chat and
I thought, honestly, the interaction was better than any date
I've been on in like a year.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
Oh, be honest.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
The guy breaks into your house in thirty minutes and
that interaction is a better date than you've ever had.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, it's kind of a hero, Jeff. Yeah, needed him
to break in.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
I got to break down more doors randomly in front
of women.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
You got any careful though, because you were drunk right,
like you were a little tipsy, Like you don't.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Know, Yeah, but I will tell you it is the
only locksmith I have ever hugged before.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh dude, have you seen him in daylight? Sober? Yeah,
this is what I'm thinking too. I'm like, Hank, really like,
I remember one time I went to a fancy dinner
and there was a Somalia that I thought was the
most gorgeous man I'd ever laid eyes on. And then
the next days I forgot my purse I had to
go back and he was there, and I would, oh, ah, yeah,
(37:59):
the dark line not the same and like the hero
esque you know.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Like, yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Are you trying to talk her out of calling this guy?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I don't care what I promise you, Hank is ugly.
Her memory of him is way better than what.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
He's actually again, if she ever saw pictures of him
or like they connected on instad the next day, have
you seen him sober?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Have you confirmed his good looks?
Speaker 15 (38:26):
I haven't seen him in person or his Instagram because
he has not followed me back.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Not our answer. Are we calling his work cell phone
then to try to get you a dame?
Speaker 15 (38:41):
Honestly, I think he's kind of a one man shopper.
So like I've been trying to text him and he
said he's been busy, but to let him know if
I lock myself out again. And so I don't know
if that means he really just business or if he's
kind of interested in not showing it.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
But he has and asking me out. But I thought
we had a vibe.
Speaker 15 (39:03):
I would love it if y'all could find out for me.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
Why, Like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Do realize that he very politely said no, like.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
But maybe he doesn't get it. Maybe he's not.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
But she did give him her Instagram handles, so he
should at least have a little bit of a clue that.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
There's more interest than just opening doors.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
You don't just do that.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
So we'll find out. We're gonna call Hank here and
we will ask him, why didn't you try to date
the drunk girl who's front door you busted down?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Experience? Seriously, honestly, he was in a lidden shirt. He
was so hot that night.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
We'll find out how hot he really is and.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Get some answers for you when we do your second
date update right after this hold.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
On second date update if you're just joining us for
the second date.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Our listener, Sophia's trying to score another hangout with.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
The sexy locksmith who broke down her front door.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yes she is.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
There are two words I never thought I heard back
to backsmith.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Sorry, it's not a euphemism either. Hank, the hunky locksmith,
helped her gain access to her house when she locked
herself out late one night. They hung out for about
thirty minutes, just chatting and vibing, and she said that
interaction was better than any actual date that she's been
on in a long time.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dude, Wow, that is such a bad state for dating.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, she showed up and did what he said he
would do, and that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, but she also mentioned he felt like he was lingering,
like wanting to hang out with her a little longer.
She did say to him kind of flirtatiously, it must
be hard taking midnight calls when you have a family
waiting at home.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
And he told her he.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Was single, which is great news.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, but is it possible, because I was thinking about
this in the break, is it possible Hank maybe live
there and then felt guilty because he really does have
a girlfriend or a wife.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Even if he was a.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Wife, he'd still have his ring on, because no man
would think like in the middle of the day, Oh, Carl,
I'd better take off my wife and ring.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Maybe the ring gets in the way of you picking.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Locks, that that's why I can't get in anywhere, That.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
It's cumbersome because you're married.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, I got a ring on, But.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Do you think that's a possibility, Sofia, that he lied
about being single and now just feels guilty about it.
Speaker 14 (41:14):
I don't know. It would be kind of weird to
do that.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
But if he's as hot as you say he is,
then how would he possibly still be single?
Speaker 14 (41:22):
That's what I was.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I asked myself that question all the time in the mirror,
like how I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Hopefully Hank asks some answers if he picks up the phone.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
But you know, it'll finally be clear to him that
you want to go on a date.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, yeah, the whole that would be hilarious. He's like, wait,
you like me?
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:42):
That was so many Sometimes it takes a guy like
five six seven clues to finally get it.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
So we'll see what Hank has to say. I'm gonna
dial his number right now.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
He well, hey, is this Hank?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yes, this is oh business voice.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
He kind of sounds hot though, I.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Mean, Hank is one of those unsuspecting hot names.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Hey, sorry, we're just we're sidebarring about something. But you uh,
you're on the radio right now. Actually, that's why there's
a whole bunch of people here. This is a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Okay, Hey, good morning man, were you up late last
Night's a little tired.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
I'm no more than usual.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Okay, okay, Well, we don't want to waste any more
of your time. We'll just tell you this is a
segment that we do. It's called a second date update,
and that would.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Probably be confusing for you because you didn't technically go
on any dates. Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Basically, we're trying to help out one of our listeners
to get back in touch with you, a woman whose
door you opened recently.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
It's a woman named Sophia.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, you were the hero she was looking for that night.
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Yay, okay, so what.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Well, we don't know what type the vibe you got
when you were hanging out with Sophia, but from what
we heard hanging out, she was feeling something going on
between the two of you.
Speaker 7 (43:10):
Yeah I picked that up.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh you did?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
You did? Okay, okay, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
What do you think of Sofia?
Speaker 7 (43:18):
I mean, she is cute. She would usually be my type.
It's just I don't really try not to dake people
who are already in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Wait, wait, he's in a relationship. I think you're confused.
What gave you that.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Impression that like the try not to ye.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Sometimes can't help yourself, But you got the impression she
was in a relationship.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Right, Yeah, when she invited me inside that night, I
was there about I don't know, maybe half an hour,
and she was giving me a drink. I noticed the
place kind of doesn't look like a woman's place, and
I was looking through her mail just because you know,
he was sitting there on the counter and there were
a lot of guys names on the address label.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Oh so she does have one relationship, she has multiple going.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
Yeah, when I when I said guys, I mean, you
know apostrophe as it's one guy.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Did you ask her like, hey, does your boyfriend live here?
Speaker 7 (44:14):
I mean, I'm the locksmith. It's not really my business
to ask stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Like that, okay, and be like, hey, who's this is
not what you could easily say. Oh so you know,
let alone, or you couldn't have called a roommate to
help you unlock the door.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Trust me, as a guy, you never ask a woman.
So do you live by yourself?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
A good point.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
House?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Is anybody going to be joining us here shortly? Or are
we safe? But that is scary now he's in the house?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Or are we alone? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Exactly, you don't ask that.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
I was on the clock. I was just doing the job,
and then I left.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It would be so stupid of her to call a
radio station to publicly ask about a date if she
had a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah, yeah, she wants to break up her own boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Let's clear this up once and for all, because here's
the good news, Hank. We have Sophia already on the
other line listening to this phone call, so she is
all caught up on it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
She just wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
That's how this segment works.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
We have them quietly listening on the other line, ready
to jump in and pounds okay, slide however, you would
join a conversation naturally, that's the way she wants to join.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sophia pounds, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (45:24):
I get them, okay, Sophia.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah, do you want to clear things up for us
and for Hank and for everybody?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, this is going to be such an easy explanation.
Who's the guy on the mail?
Speaker 14 (45:37):
I would just say it's it's complicated, I guess.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Complicated. Do you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 14 (45:47):
Technically not? Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Anyone answers it technically, well.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Hold on, I'm down for technicalities. I'm willing to hear you.
Speaker 14 (45:55):
Out, all right, so it was my boyfriend. I send
a time at one time, but.
Speaker 15 (46:03):
You were kind of on a break at that time.
Speaker 14 (46:04):
We had already gone through a rough patch.
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I did officially, I broke up with him last night
so I could make this call.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Oh man, okay, so I was So he was out
that night that obviously, Yeah, help you get in.
Speaker 14 (46:17):
Yeah, he was spending the night out.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Okay. So that's I mean, that's a good indication that
maybe they were emotionally done.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Sometimes you can't help that. You can't help when you
meet somebody. If you did the right thing and you
broke up before.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah, Now on the other side of things, Hank, the
bad news is maybe the boyfriend changed the locks again
and she doesn't have any where to sell.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Stay with you. He calls Hank to change the locks.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
So I don't know, Hank, does that change your perspective
on this at all?
Speaker 7 (46:49):
This whole thing's weird. The everything is about this is weird.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
I agree.
Speaker 14 (46:53):
Look, I'm sorry it happened this way. I'm not with
him anymore.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Like So, when you said Hank was better than any
date you've been on you met your boyfriend.
Speaker 15 (47:03):
I mean, yeah, look, you never know when you're gonna
meet a the body of a headsport.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Oh wow, you need to change that to your business tagline.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeahs is a feeling. Alex is going to be calling
locksmiths too.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
Not to objectify you, Hank, but we heard that you're
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Look, ye, here's the thing, Like, Hank, she could have
just lied right now. At least she's being honest.
Speaker 15 (47:29):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I don't know if that really buys anything.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
It would have been nice if Sophia you were you
were honest and you told us that you had a
boyfriend at the time that this all happened.
Speaker 14 (47:37):
I don't anymore.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
And you guys don't live together. You don't live together,
not anymore.
Speaker 14 (47:43):
We're separating it completely.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
It sounds like it's ongoing.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Well, I mean this is in a week. I mean,
how fast can you get a new place?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
As fast as he can throw all the stuff outside
of his apartment or whatever?
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Could just be saying this now we're on the phone, like.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Really, it just comes down to Hank here and where
your head is that? Because we would like to offer
to send you on another I guess, your first official
date with Sophia, and we would pay for it. I
mean if you think about it, She says, she was
in a tough position. She was already breaking up with
the guy. Plus what kind of boyfriend doesn't leave a
spare key somewhere nearby?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
So I guess what I'd be willing to do is
talk a little bit. And I guess wait, because right
now it just feels too weird.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Okay, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
The door's open.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Maybe you could start by accepting her Instagram friend request Tank.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
That would go a long way. Yeah, you're like private
or something.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
Well, I mean, then she'd be seeing pictures of my wife.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
And that's not Wait, I'm joking.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
I'm joking.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And funny. Wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Okay, it's a no to an official date, but a
yes to let's talk and see where.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Things are in a month or a year or five
years or so.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Dude, keep us updated.
Speaker 14 (49:00):
Yeah, I mean, I can compromise with.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
This, Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
And we may not have gotten a date, but at
least we satisfied some of Brooks fantasies for later.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
On tonight, it'll be locking up the whole house, Michael,
look out, Brooke.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
I don't know how all of you feel after we
did that call, but it felt like maybe were we
giving this girl a little bit of a pass because
she sounded sweet and nice.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I just I was giving her a pass because she'd
be too stupid if she was actually still in a
relationship trying to get a date.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Just other times, I feel like we would have hammered
on the person if they had told us they were
actively in a relationship when they met somebody else, and
she didn't say that. She didn't even say, like, I
was in my boyfriend's house. We did kind of like
pass on it because the guy was good looking.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
We passed on it because they broke up because it
was her house that night.
Speaker 5 (49:57):
If you're leveling up to Hemsworth level, then you know what,
God bless you.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
It will be interesting to see if we can stay in.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Touch with her and find out what happened down the
line between her and the hunky locksmiths.
Speaker 12 (50:08):
So yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
Hope she stays in touch with us, and I hope
that if you need help with your dating life, you
reach out to our show too.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Email us. We can call that person who's not calling
you back Brook.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
I'm sure you've heard the term save the best for last.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, that couldn't
be more appropriate than with our final You wouldn't dare
Summer Challenge with our own Brook Fox. Oh it's happening
this Friday.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
There has been secret meetings happening around this that I've
not been privy to, and I don't like it. Oh,
I don't like it. Meeting A producer was like, hey,
you can't come in here right now, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Like, no, that's how you know, some real business is
being discussed. But you know, a month ago when we
started this, we all had fun names for each of
these dares, and you would think somebody would have written
them down.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
But oh my gosh, you're right. I forgot the name
of months somewhere.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I thought that a producer wrote it down. I asked him.
He's like, I don't know what was Jose.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
We're supposed to be consistent.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Nobody knows exactly what Brooks dare is called the three
blind Mice Challenge.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Maybe I thought it was. I thought it was dump
stuff on my face without my glasses.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Blind is a bad challenge.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Blind blind is a brook no glasses, just haul passes whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
That's a challenge for her, rule whatever, a challenge for
everybody else.
Speaker 5 (51:34):
What's going to be doing something without her glasses? On Alexis?
The dare was your idea? So what exactly is it
that she's going to be doing.
Speaker 14 (51:40):
I don't even know how to.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Described the scene outside.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
It's like somewhere and we're throwing stuff at her. Just
guess what it is before it hits her, and I
hope she doesn't get like knocked out.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I love the effort we put.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
What you mean they're heavy? I don't We don't know
a brick. I thought it was like liquid stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
For food without your glasses?
Speaker 5 (52:08):
And which glasses maker is sponsoring the challenge? Did we
get lens crafters on this?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Nobody wanted to sponsor it. Yikes, not even swimming goggles
wanted to sponsor.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
That's because the salespeople still hate me that I'm not
a candidate for laser They're so mad about it. I'm like,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
So the video will be up on our socials this Friday.
Go subscribe on our YouTube on our TikTok all of
it at Brooke and Jeffries, you could watch Laser stories
that is coming up right after this, it's the radio
segment that's looking to fight hunger by replacing all of
the water in our public fountains with hot flowing soup.
Speaker 17 (52:49):
No yum tallwhere you go for a run, you're just
desperate for a drink of water and there's just tomato.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Now you get it.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
Bro saus in a quarter for a wish, and some
saltines for a snack.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
With laser stories, I got cream of wheat soup.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Those other chowder chuggers just don't ye.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Yes, first laser story is out of California Potatoes. A
thirty nine year old woman named Kelly Joe Fudd was
at a Chucky Cheese recently. It's his wife when she
decided to play a kid's game called snow Days Say So.
In that game, children go into a large phone booth
(53:41):
shaped chamber and then balls drop from the ceiling. You're
supposed to grab the balls and put them into a hole,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
All about tickets. Like honestly, these kids arcades have turned
into minni vegas. Yes, they're totally little casinoos.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Good teach them young.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
But then how Kelly Joe wasn't putting the balls into
the hole. She put her arm in and it got stuck.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Why.
Speaker 5 (54:10):
A bunch of kids came over to free her, but
that didn't work. Then came the manager. He was no help,
and eventually they called firefighters.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
My birthday mom.
Speaker 5 (54:23):
Yeah, it took the emg's twenty two minutes to rescue her.
Unfortunately for Kelly Joe, there were plenty of people around
with their cell phones out, and someone posted the video online,
which went viral.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Yeah, she could take a part in that machine.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
I bet she ended up being totally fine and even
stayed at that Chucky Cheese longer with her family.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Okay in credits.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Yeah, afterwards game, a Chuckie Cheese spokesperson said the game
does not pose a risk, but that the adult miss
Fudd who was playing it should have known it was
intended for children and death and it least should not
have put her body part into that hole.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Well at least it was just an arm.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Yeah, out of all the body parts he could have
popped in there, maybe best case scenario. Absolutely, this next
laser story is out of Vowtown, USA. The average wedding
costs thirty three thousand dollars, or about two hundred and
eighty four bucks per guest. And there's a lot of
(55:26):
hacks out there that claim to make things cheaper, but
that's mostly like twenty bucks here, he saved twenty bucks there.
It's still uncomfortably expensive. Yeah, but this is a new concept.
There's a new app taking off in Europe that allows
couples to sell tickets to their wedding.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Love that it gets the people who just want to
pay to cut all of us.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
Were like, hey, good yea yeah, And if you're out
there feeling like getting like you're getting triggered. This is
not intended for your loved ones. You're selling tickets to
total strange But is it.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
My best friend got married in India and the weddings
there they just invite the entire village and people just
come and go.
Speaker 7 (56:11):
With us.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
You get to choose how many tickets you want to
make available to the public, and paying ticket holders can
come and mingle with your guests and enjoy your happy events.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
So you have dude, there.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Were some townies to yeah that hung out during the reception.
They one of them brought their own cooler.
Speaker 8 (56:31):
Yes, so serious.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
In this case, you would have actual wedding crashers who
were paying to be there.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
I mean, I mean it's a gamble though, you know,
do you get fun people or do you get obnoxious.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
Dot Yeah, you're paying for it for the experience to
be a part of it. It may be a little
bit strange for a couple not to know everyone, but
it wouldn't be too awkward for guests because most people
at weddings encounter plenty of strangers.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
That they've never met.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
They need more single people at weddings anyway.
Speaker 14 (57:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Also, I think it'd be cute.
Speaker 6 (57:03):
Because like people watch them.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
We're like, how do you think they meant? They're going
down a.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Great place to meet somebody?
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:09):
As a this is a win win win.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
Also, the couples can choose how much they want to charge,
but generally tickets would cost between one hundred to two
hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (57:18):
I got a couple grand back.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, and maybe you could charge even more if you
have a very special venue booked.
Speaker 14 (57:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (57:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
Sometimes I'm always driving by those places. I'm like, God,
I want to see them.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
Couples can also approve sales after seeing the profiles of
their new prospective guests.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Oh, they're gonna be choosy.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
And they have to agree to strict rules, including dress code,
arriving on time, drinking and moderation, and not sharing photos without.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
Permission or else.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
What I mean, you get.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Kicked out of the wedding.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Well yeah, but you would anyway if you were a guest,
if you did that stuff.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Well, the app is called Inviting and it's just a
small startup in France now, but if it continues to
get traction, it could become a thing in the US.
Nearby down the road.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
It's like girl buying tickets to weddings. Oh yeah, he
does that mean we have to bring a present? Oh
good point.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
Oh my god, I have an excuse. I can't afford
to go. Yeah bucks, Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
This next laser story is out of the interwebs. Gen
Z loves retro stuff like wired headphones and old school cameras,
But if they ever want to try ninety style internet,
it just got.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
A little bit tougher.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
Oh hopefully you're sitting down for this news, because AOL
just announced their dial up internet service is shutting down.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
I didn't still existed.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
Yes, it was still an option in twenty twenty five.
And it's how a lot of Americans first access the
Internet back in the nineties.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Back then it was called America Online.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yes, And you get discs set to your house via
the mail, Yes, and then you would download them, and
then you'd yell at your mom for trying to get
on the phone while you're trying to be on the
Internet at the same time.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
Mom, right, because it worked through your telephone line, and
you'd hear a series of loud, screeching sounds whenever you
logged on.
Speaker 14 (59:14):
It is.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
The original ASMR.
Speaker 8 (59:19):
Seriously, and maybe.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
You haven't thought about it in a while, but consider
this crazy fact number one. According to Census data, one
hundred and sixty thousand Americans.
Speaker 4 (59:29):
Were still using dial up in twenty twenty three, so many.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
That's around zero point one percent of all Internet connections
in the US.
Speaker 3 (59:39):
Man, Wow, I'm shocked you weren't having your kids do
this with their landline phone.
Speaker 5 (59:43):
Crazy fact number two. And this doesn't mean dial up
is totally going to be dead. If you do enjoy
waiting fifteen minutes for your websites to load. Yes, Microsoft
Net zero and a few other companies are still offering
it good.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
And mya juno.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah, remember you could only be on for so much
time you'd get charged.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Yeah, but ri ip to America Online officially ends on
September thirty.
Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
You got mail?
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Did we get this news via fax?
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Or pajor to aol? Thank you for everything?
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
And just like dial up internet, this guy is a
little bit slow to connect and he does make some
awkward noises, but it's all worth it in the end.
Customer satisfaction always guaranteed. And that sounds Laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time on Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Got a brand new player today named Ryan, who is
an official boat captain. Captain Ryan says he loves everything
about his job, even scraping the barnacles off of his
lower mast, and that's not a euphimism.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
He actually has to do that himself, so.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Part of the job, man, Ryan, Welcome to the show,
it says, you've been listening every day for almost a decade. Now,
what makes you feel like you have what it takes
to beat Brook?
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Ooh, I don't know, she's tough.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Oh we'll see confidence there.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
What kind of boat do you captain?
Speaker 15 (01:01:30):
Pretty much?
Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Everything? Like private charters for people on their personal boats,
the new sailboat trips, the same long Jude.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
You've been on the line and you're a sailor and
you haven't sworn one time.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
You's like the nicest guy I believe.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I don't believe he's a rich person. Sailor.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Oh yeah, God, sailor. Got it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Okay, we're gonna see if you're tough enough to beat Brooks.
She's leaving the studio and you got thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as you can. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat her
out right if you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I am ready?
Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
You got this man? Your time starts now. Alfred Hitchcock
was born on this day. Name his most famous horror
film featuring a shower scene. Oh, Tom Brady at KFC,
if you get a bucket of chicken, you'll get breast, wings,
thighs and what other chicken part does The musical term
crescendo mean to gradually get louder or quieter louder. How
(01:02:23):
many species of bears are there? In the world eight
or eighteen eight in the Harry Potter series, what's the
name of the high security prison for wizards and Witches?
Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
Tom Brady?
Speaker 16 (01:02:35):
I love it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Answer to Tom Brady.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Now, Brooks in the studio, so let's not give anything
away there.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
But it's so funny. Are the same which she passed? Yeah,
we'll see.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
But I want to know from Ryan, what's your biggest
non boating highlight of this past summer?
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Just play a few rounds of golf, That's about it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
How do you play golf if you have sea legs?
Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
That's where the rum comes in it even.
Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Oh, he is a sailor. All right, well brook it's
your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Your time starts now. Alfred Hitchcock was born on this day.
Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Name his most famous horror film, featuring a shower scene,
Psycho at KFC. If you get a bucket of chicken,
you'll get breast wings, thighs and what other chicken part wings?
Does the musical term crescendo mean to gradually get louder
or quieter louder? How many species of bears are there
in the world eight or eighteen eight in the Harry
(01:03:32):
Potter series. What's the name of the High Security prison
for Wizards and Witches?
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
As Gabon?
Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Does a golf ball have more or less than two
hundred dimples?
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
More?
Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
There we go, got our answers in Gotta head on
over to the scoreboard to check out how.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
You Bolt did with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
You got three correct today, Man, all right, it's a
good score.
Speaker 11 (01:03:58):
And Brook you got five.
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Go oh man, Ryan, I'm sorry I didn't get the
golf question.
Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
How that happened?
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
I know if you had just got a little bit
faster could have gone there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
The two things, you know, boats and golf.
Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Yeah, the answers for everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Alfred Hitchcock was born on this day.
Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
His most famous horror film with the shower scene would
be the movie Psycho. At KFC, if you get a
bucket of chicken, you'll get breasts, wings, and you'll also
get drumsticks and you're hungry.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Because I thought you said drumsticks, because I maybe said
it in my mind.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
The musical term crescendo means to gradually get louder. A
de crescendo would be getting quieter. There are eight species
of bears in the World's Asian Brown, Giant Panda, polar sloth, sun,
Asiatic black, and American black in the Harry Potter Citi's
the high security prison for Wizards and Witches would be
Askeban And a golf ball does have more than two
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hundred dimples, So Ryan, unfortunately not enough to beat Brooke today.
But just we're playing. We are going to give you
tickets to see musicians A Jr.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
With m by Hold at the Washington State Fair right on. Yeah,
I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Well, what's the next boat you're getting on there?
Speaker 14 (01:05:13):
Ryan, Probably a personal trip next weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
A couple buddies are going out to.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Rog answer Rog. Answer, You're going to take us on
a excursion.
Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
All right, bring your corporate credit card.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Money.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
We work in radio. It's not going to take us
very far.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Yeah, that one hundred dollars limits and to go. Really
but hey, Ryan, you're awesome man. Come back and play
again soon.
Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
Okay, awesome, we'll do. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
We got a brand new fall show for you. It's
working Jeffrey in the morning, and Wednesday is always the
what's on your mind day. I'll just say I have
a new obsession. I can not stop. All right, Jeffrey
had appear run in with a hummingbird. Yeah, just in
his house. There's always a story. Oh there's the story
of you out at a club or a bar that
(00:21):
is also included today. Yeah, somehow you got saved, which
is shocking.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You're gonna hear it in just a second. Plus a
brand new second date. But first comments, what do we like? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I saw jesse Streight or jesse e Stright, not sure?
Said snort. Mission. I absolutely love the show and I
listened to it every day. But I'm on a mission
to figure out which one of you is the one
who's always snorting sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
When they laugh, and I know who are snorter is?
That's me. Yeah, I can't help it. It's so weird.
My daughter does it too. I think it may be genetic.
Oh no, no, no, it's cute. I'm just imagine your
whole family laughing and all sorting together. That's why I
say it's just hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Luckily right now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, all right, your brand new full hour starts right now.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Big news out of the tech world. It's broken Jeffrey
in the morning. You probably heard chat GPT just got
upgraded to the new version GPT five.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
He already at five. Didn't it just start at two?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It advances itself.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
It just GPT four K actually came out two years ago.
Oh wow, so this has been kind of a long
time coming. Wild It's supposed to be faster, smarter, and
totally absolutely one hundred percent is not planning to steal
your job, your hobbies, and your entire personality from It
says that as soon as it prompts you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It actually says that when you log on.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
It should Basically, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It makes me trusted even the last jeff oh, don't
worry about me, and like meeting a new friend, I'm
not going to steal your husband or.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You can trust me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It wasn't even thinking that.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
But this part's exciting.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
They claim this new version quote hallucinates less. Hallucinating is
the term for where it just invents random information less
that's totally made up. Instead of just admitting to you
that it doesn't know the answer to your question.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So they're saying it's going to be wrong less they
just don't want to use the word wrong.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, that's kind of what they say.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
But like that is if you remember, in the old version,
chat GPT might say, did you know Thomas Jefferson was
the first person to ever dunk in Oreo in milk?
And then you might wonder, wait a second, did Oreo
even exist back in that time? And it would reply, well, no,
you got me, Yeah I lied. Good catch, though I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can't stand it. I hate the emails that we're getting
from like yes that are obviously written by chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh yeah co workers?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now yes, start.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm just saying, shout GPT.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
If you're gonna come after somebody, look who's talking bad
about you? Did anybody come after brook? And in the
new version, it's really exciting. It's just gonna tell you
straight up, I don't know the answer to your question.
Why don't you figure it out, you dumb, lazy human.
See that's progress.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I gonna get in an argument and be.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Like, I'm asking you because you're supposed to be the
all knowing computer.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah. Look it's like you're in a marriage already.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Soon it's going to be giving us prompts and we're
going to be doing the work for AI.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Wait a minute, that's just doing work exactly wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, I mean I just looked at a new list
of like the most secure jobs that are secure from AI,
and it's all hard labor. Yeah, you're stuck doing the
crap work, you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I feel good about that. I love the direction that
we're moving in. Now, let's go on to the shock
collar question of the day with a newly upgraded Jakebot
three point zero, which rumor has it comes with advanced
kissing during the trivia portion.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Can get it?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Let's find out.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Today is extra bougie. Not only is it national Filet
mignon Day, No, it's also National Prosecco Day.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Why do we not have any? That is the only
alcohol that's allowed during breakfast?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
So why do I not have?
Speaker 8 (04:21):
It's both somewhat fancy foods to eat and drink. But
are you fancy enough to know about other highbrow cuisines
and proper dining etiquette. We'll find out during a special
classie or trashy in this plenty of twenty. Now you
say number one through twenty, I'll ask you a question
about a ritzy food or a rule about high society dining.
(04:43):
I just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game. But you're not doing this alone. If you
think your question is too hard or you might not
know it, you have a chance to phone of fancy pants,
our very own private school prissy boy, Jeffrey dubois I
can step in to try and save you by answering
your question. In your place, fancy Pants, We'll start with
(05:08):
the woman who spells fancy with a pH.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
That's Alexis eleven.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
For eleven, alexis what type of liquor is traditionally used
in a classic French champagne cocktail, not including the Champagne
seventy five?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, does have a name as a French seventy five.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
There's a cocktail called the champagne cocktail. You guys don't know, Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well, jeff already knows it and I don't, So can
I already.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Phone a fancy Jeffrey?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
There's no rules.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Well, it's funny because I even already pour this into
my dog Bagel's bowl every New Year's so that we.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Can celebrate together.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It can't be good for BA, it's.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Good for everybody. It's a drop of brandy in a
champagne cocktail.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Do you believe Alexis, I have to guess, she says, brandy. Yeah, correct, you.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
So wild and French.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Next, I guess I'll go six brook in Fine Dining
and a moose boos is served at what point in
the meal?
Speaker 9 (06:15):
You know this?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I can't remember an amuse boosh means tiny bite, Yeah,
and I feel like it's gonna know. I never knew
that the moose boosh. I think I want it right
before the main.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Course, before the main course.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Not going to phon of fancy pants.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I don't think so before the main course.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's before the almatizer.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's a It's like where the chef comes out and says, hey,
you should try this, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The moose boosh at the Ritz Carlton Kyoto, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You gotta try it one day if you're if you're
ever allowed it.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right now so annoying.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Were over to you.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Eleven and six have been chosen.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Okay, let's go seven, lucky number Jose.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
What's the name of the little round bread roll served
at fancy French restaurants? It sounds like a hairstyle. Wow,
French bread.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Isn't it just a bun?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I mean maybe?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Oh my gosh, I was like, I don't know. I
mean back get is the long one role is just
like a regular small role.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's the only thing that's also a hairstyle.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I'm gonna phone my fancy friend Jeff Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh my goodness, is it a bun?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Jeff.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
My great aunt Judy on her she had her ninetieth
birthday bingo bash at the Palace of Versailles, and we
all were served Brioche.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Buns before the meal started. Buns buns. I'm gonna lock
it in with jeff brioche y.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
God, your stories were kind of like Brooks, but somehow,
way more and Jeffrey were for you. How about a number.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'll take number ten, please, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
The Faberge eggs were originally created for which royal family?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Oh, yes, of course mine was.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Actually they may have been mine because even though I
do have some German heritage, I also have some Russian heritage.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
In my blood.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Russian.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
They are Russian faberge.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I fell a story. Yes, it was the Russian Imperial family.
Jeffrey of course knows the last name of the Russian imperial.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Family, Dubovski my original first name. Before I'll just.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Say that I have Romanov, but I'm clearly an idiot.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Jeffs made it.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
That means the only person who got a fancy question
wrong in Today's Loser.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Is henother story, Fine Brooke will be electrocuted for all
of our amusement, and she'll be doing it while singing
the song fancy by Iggy Azalea makes sense.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm so fancy the fast La from La to Tokyo, the.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Trailer park version. That was your shot collar question of
the day. We got your phones out coming.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You ever walk into a room and immediately forget why
you went in there? Yeah, it's been happening to me
a lot more lately. We're like We'll go in the
break room and I'm like, wait, what did I come
in here for? Or I'll walk into a funeral home
and I'm thinking, wait, what am I doing here?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Is it just for the free bagels?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Probably do they have free bagels?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh wait, uncle Lou, Oh yeah that's right. That was
a few days ago. I should have checked my calendar
exactly darn it.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So that's why coming up in a few minutes, somebody
needs to remind me that we're doing what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay, okay, we're doing what's on your mind.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
No, in a few minutes, jose you remember everything? Can
I count on you to remind me?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
For ten seconds? Awesome, it's no problems coming up. Wait
what am I supposed to remind you? I don't know. Bagels? Yeah,
got bagels coming up right now.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And they say,
give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for
the rest of his life. And I would like to
set a fire underneath each and every one of you in.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Here today just to inspire.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You to share what's been on your mind. We're gonna
start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay? So we're doing some renovations in our house, which
means over the weekend we had to clear out fourteen
years worth of stuff, the bedrooms, the attic, like just
so much stuff, right, So it was so much work.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
All the pictures of her husband.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So I wake up early in the morning, I get
the kids fed. I'm like, okay, I'm ready to go.
Let's do this. Yeah, set them down in front of
the television and I just like watched K pop Demon
Hunters for a second. I've never seen it.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Keep hearing about this. It's like number one on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Guys. I had so much to do and I watched
the entire thing.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I leave.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It was so good.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It was so the music there was las Yes, I
really don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's like anime. You would love it. I feel like
it's a deeper look onto our own personal self doubt
and fears psychoanalyzed.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I was crying.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, I'm singing, you need to watch. I want we
could have a group viewing party if you want.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Wow, this is what it took into her half destroyed,
totally y house.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I'll let you sit down and watch TV there.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, we can all hang out in the basement where
my husband and I are now sleeping together.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah. I think we might pass on that, but watch it, sure, Jose,
what's been on your mind?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Well, my dating fast continues, and if you didn't know,
I've given up on dating since around the beginning of
the summer, right, well, this weekend, a girl hits me
up and she's like, hey, you and me should go
out sometime.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm not boring. I promise I made a boring pose.
Girls are trying to.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
And I kindly told her like, hey, I'm sorry, but
I'm not dating right now and.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I'm planning on staying single. But I really appreciate it.
She continues with, like, well, why don't we just go
as friends?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well that was a challenge, yeah, Like well, what do.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
You what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
She suggests let's do a murder mystery dinner, and I'm like,
well that is kind of interesting, Like it sounds fun,
it does sound different.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It's like all up your alley. You get to be goofy,
you get to good food, you get to act.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
Again, I'm not trying to put any energy towards any
girls right now, so I just I say, hey, look,
I'll think about it. Yeah, And then she goes okay,
And then a couple of minutes goes by and she
starts sending me inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Picks from an innocent murder party to.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
And so then I'm like, okay, come on, I can't
guys and girls just be friends.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So you finally know what it feels like to get unsolicited,
like I thought we were just friends and it doesn't
feel good right.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Well, I loved it, but I mean the more you
say no to this girl, the harder she tries. Yeah,
and sure I saved it and looked at it a
couple of times and that was good. But enjoy that. No,
I did it because she's my friend.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Jah.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
Anyway, I'm trying to date fast and I would like respect.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're just trying to reverse psychology to get more picked.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeahs on your mind.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
So over the weekend, I was at this club and
it got to like after twelve, and so I'm starting
to feel the drinks and I see the DJ up
on like the platform stage and.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The girls dancing behind him.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh no, And I think, you know what exactly, It's
time I get up there.
Speaker 12 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I go on up to the stage with my friends.
I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm crawling up there and literally.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
The DJ looks at me, points it goes get that.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
While you were dancing.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
He goes like this with his hand on his neck,
like off off down. It was like me, I'm a girl,
Like there's other girls up there.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
He's like, I didn't want Elaine from Seinfeld dancing up here.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
You're like, you're giving me a bad look, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So I go down very humbled.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
But then that's when a guy comes up to me
who works in the radio with us, and he says, Alexus,
come back up here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I get up there, and I look at the DJ
and I just dance right next to and I'm like,
I don't even care. I got the pity radio invite.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, but our one time, our job paid off for
me there somewhere.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
You haven't been so drunk, because most DJs when they
see pretty girls are like, oh, yeah, I get back here.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, you're telling me I can't hold a beat, you know.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Whether he liked it or not, I was there to
stay till show.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I don't necessarily believe in reincarnation, but if I did,
I'm living it right now.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Really because they fit you or something else in the past.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
No, not me, because I'm outdoors a lot lately, especially
because we've had such nice weather, yeah recently, and I'm
like relaxing in my inflatable pool, chilling on my deck.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Flatable pool invited us over.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
It's probably three feet taking the policy this one but
there's this one hummingbird that's always getting right up in
my grill. Really, he like flies up to me like
one foot from my face and buzzes aggress me like this,
Like multiple times he has done this to me when
(16:17):
I'm outside.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Who do you think it is?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
So it needs?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I'm like, who would do this to me if they
were reincarnated? And the one person I can think of
is my grandpa Sydney, because he would always be up
in my business trying to tell me to get stuff done.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, so he's like, stop lounging, lazy boy, there's work
to be done. You bought a house.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
He was big into home renovations, and I feel like
he's buzzing me being like, why haven't you built the
tool shed? Yeah, Jeff, your upstairs bathroom needs regrouting?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I like that your family even nags you in the afterlife.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
They do, so I'm gonna be nagged to restain the
wood on my deck.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I can just see you with.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Like laws or home depot talking to the guys like, yeah,
humming told me to redo my dad?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Where can I do that?
Speaker 12 (17:01):
Here?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I am text in seven eight, five nine two, And
you can tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
And this is the listener interaction part of the show
where we read text coming into the textboart at seven eight,
five nine two.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So so clinical.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
This is the listener interaction.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Get ready for some future intense listener interaction.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
When I read this, you're so good at conversation.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
This one says, good morning. My name is John.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I live in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I have a cousin Austin.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
From Austin, he says, I found you on Facebook reels.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I love your show. I'm trying to get caught up
on listening. Is there a separate podcast for Awkward Tuesdays?
I would answer that if I knew literally anything about
how this show works.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
So, Brook, what do we have for podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, you can find of course, if you just want
the Awkward Tuesday phone calls, you should go to YouTube
because there's a playlist there that you can just listen
into the Awkward Tuesday. But if you want the full
show podcast, that's everywhere YouTube, Apple Podcasts.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
He's asking for a podcast for Awkward Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So maybe in the beginning, no that.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
You said YouTube, but maybe we should make another podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
We're good, okay, John.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
To answer your question, No, there is no Awkward Tuesday
podcast and you won't be getting one.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
I just wish we posted the second date updates.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, me too, Thank you?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Podcast That Another text.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Seven eight five nine two.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Someone texted, and what's up with the meat slapping sounds
on the radio?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That our show?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
You heard that?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Sometimes Jose and I get bored during the phone taps,
so we do a little meat slap thing.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I didn't know that the mics were on. I'm sorry. Yeah,
I gotta check out. Don't forget to turn the mics off, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
One more text says I love you crazy peeps. My
husband introduced me to the segment second date update and
I binged everything. I'm finally caught up and only took
three and a half months, no regrets.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Text again.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah yeah, I actually have an opening for You'll be
there after work. Move over to the full show podcast.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Now we have a full show podcast. Oh come, where
can we find that?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You can go again, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, literally wherever you
get your podcasts. Just look up Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
If you have a hundred.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
We're to find a podcast.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That's where we're most likely there, so don't find it.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I know it makes for a great TikTok right now,
but people being unfaithful to their partners, it isn't anything new.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Are people tiktoking?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Is that a trend right now?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I bet this is something that goes back thousands of
years right I'm not even talking about Adam and Eve.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Way back when cavemen were unfaithful.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
To each other.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Wow, the male would come home from the hunt and say, oh, honey.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I know expect you to be up so late when
I come home. Me had long day. And then the
cave woman's like, but you know, bring back food? What coincidence? Also,
who's loincloth?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Is this?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I find next to fire?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Tiger print? Loincloth? Got my friend Eric cloth?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Eric, give me I returned to him. We know it's
not Eric because we make boom boom with Eric while
you away at.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There is some drama.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Shockingly, despite all the evolution that's happened, we still haven't
gotten any better at cheating on each other.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Was that all written like on a hieroglyphic on a wall.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Foreheads.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
We're gonna approve how bad we still are at it
when some of our listeners share some of their cheating
stories in a brand new Busted coming up right after this, Sneaky.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
They thought they could get away with that.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
But now they're about it.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Catted.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
If you ever used an old school gumball machine, you
know you need to put the quarter in the slot
and crank it till the ball drops.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't think we need instructions.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, I'm just saying the same strategy works for cheating
on your significant other, and I won't go into any
more detail than following the same instructions on faith for.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Other than just using the gumball method.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Gumball, We're gonna hear a few right now in a
brand new edition of Busted, where listeners share the weird
ways they've caught their exes being unfaithful. Got a few
listeners lined up ready to tell us how they caught
their dumb x is using the gumball method, Starting with Ashley,
tell us.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
How you busted your significant other?
Speaker 13 (21:44):
All right, just to give you guys. Some context. My
ex loved playing video games. He played them all the time,
day and night.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
So okay, sounds like a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Sounds annoying to me anyway, balance is good. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
I was really shocked when he came home one day
and he told me he was joining.
Speaker 14 (22:04):
A book club.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
A book club.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh everybody grows up sometimes.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I didn't know you.
Speaker 13 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, I actually laughed. And you know, some time,
I like thought about it and realized, you know, maybe
he's like trying to better himself. So I like encouraged
him in his new hobby.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I have actually never heard of one dude being in
a book club.
Speaker 13 (22:25):
So he bought a few books and put them on
the shelf, and I like never like actually saw him
reading any of them, and like, after a couple of weeks,
I kind of got like suspicious. Okay, So with my suspicions,
I checked out his books and they're all filled with
blank pages.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
What book covers, but there's nothing inside.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Why wouldn't he have a book or maybe it's like
invisible ink you have to books.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
He did have a single book with actual like words
in them, so I have, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Asked him about it. I would assume yea even better.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
I ended up following him to this book clubs.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You did the healthy thing?
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Okay, you're like he deserved.
Speaker 13 (23:12):
It was a good idea because when I when we arrived,
he was actually going to astrip.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Club the book and he was just reading George Washington's
book Biography on the bill.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Oh yeah, nice, different kind of club.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Moving on, we're going to go to Oscar. Tell us
how you busted jer significant other?
Speaker 9 (23:39):
All right, so this is about a year ago. I'm
out at the club with my friends.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's done a lot of clubs so Far've heard.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Of a book club turned strip club.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Club.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You're at a dance club?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Do you have a dance club?
Speaker 14 (23:54):
Things always did well at a dance club.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
So we're out and my.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Girlfriend has won too many and she.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Says she needs to go home. So she called an.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Uber okay, responsible.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Yeah, And I say, like fifteen twenty minutes pass and
my other friend who was going to meet up looks later.
Then I comes in and goes, man.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
This is awesome.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
There's no cover and I go were talking about I
paid like twenty bucks to get in. He goes, seriously,
there's no cover, and I go, that's weird. So I
step upside and the bouncer is gone, and I have
the inkling to like turn down the corner to the
alleyway and there's the bouncer given the cover charge to
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my girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh don't usually get in free?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Apparently the reason she got in free.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You're like, hey, can I get on on that deal too?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Excuse when your guys are dune?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Can I get a refund?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, let's hear from Denise. Tell us how you busted
your significant other.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
So I was.
Speaker 12 (24:57):
At school at a silent auction and my husband, he
was away on a business trip at the time, and
he had mentioned to me several times he wanted to
do a cooking class. So they had one listed, right.
Isn't that like a cool thing?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (25:14):
Yeah, So I.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
Thought it'd be great and I wanted to surprise him,
so without my name, and I kept going back and
forth with this woman named Debbie, and I mean we
were just som excellent. Eventually I just I couldn't like
do anymore, and she won.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, I never told.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
My husband when he came back. I was like, let
me just not say anything, right, And I didn't want
to like let him down, so I just didn't say anything.
But then I got this letter in the mail that
it was from the actual cooking company okay that I
bid on, and it said my husband and Debbie were
all set to take an intimate pasta class for lovers only.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh whoa, there had to be a mix up, right, please,
there is a mix up.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Well, when I comprested him about it, he claimed he
love Debby and he actually did the whole thing to
surprise me.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
He was on a business trip. How did he get
Debbie down exactly?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
He wasn't there to write be it.
Speaker 12 (26:20):
So yeah, he got one of his friends to do
it in his name for him. So I thought that
was really sweet. Whatever. Yeah, I did, and I called
the school and he was telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh okay, so you didn't bust.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
Him, So I was right, Well not really, you aren't right.
I'm sorry. So I had that gut feeling and I
couldn't get it out of my body, like I was
just fealing this vibe. And I confronted him and oh
my god, I I'm going to say this. Months later,
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it came out that he was hooking up with my sister.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh master, what what the he out of?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Here? Is her name Debbie.
Speaker 12 (27:07):
No, No, her name is Nicole. Definitely not Debbie. And yes,
and it's been going on for quite a while, and
you never learned how to make pasta.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Every time she sees lasagna now she gets super depressed.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
Took the cooking class. Oh yeah, and I brought a
friend with me.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Clothes.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
She can make a mean text in It's too If
you have a funny story about how you caught your
ex cheating, you could be on the next edition.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Of Busted Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
You know what's difficult if you're filling in for someone
at a job and they're already gone, like you don't
know where anything is or how any of the processes work,
and you can't ask them any questions about it.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So frustrating.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
And that's why we try to help out a woman
today who's temporarily replacing another lady that just left.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Her maternity leave.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Oh okay, and we thought it would be funny to
kind of get these two to talk to each other.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Just one issue.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
The woman who's supposed to be helping her is currently
in the middle of her labor.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ah, so it seems like a small issue.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Oh my god, find out in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Hi is this Tara? Yeah, Hi, my name is Mark Tanner.
I think you're filling in for my wife at the office.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Hi, so nice to meet you.
Speaker 13 (28:34):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, you too.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
So I'm sure that her supervisor told you she's having
a baby, right.
Speaker 15 (28:41):
Yeah, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
And how she's doing.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Uh, I've been good, good, you know, just everything has
happened so fast.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I just kind of taken it as it comes.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, And so I know she wanted to go over
a few things about the job before the birth, so
that you and the company were left in the lurch or.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Anything like that.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
Oh, that's so sweet of her.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah, so you were in the hospital right now and
she's giving birth in the other room.
Speaker 14 (29:09):
What.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, But she's cool with it.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
With me calling you and setting this up.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
She actually insisted that I go in there right now
and put you on speaker so the two of you can.
Speaker 12 (29:22):
Talk right now.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, just get this out of the way, did Tara.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
You're on with my wife right now? Go ahead and say.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Hid, Oh my god, my god, my son, Terry.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
You're gonna have to speak up because it's a little
bit loud in here, so say hi to her.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Hi, You're gonna have to say louder. She can't hear you.
Speaker 16 (29:52):
Okay, Hey, honey, it's this is Tara on the phone,
the lady that's feeling in for you.
Speaker 14 (30:03):
Oh god, oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
I know, I know you guys don't know each other.
But I got her on the phone. Like you told
me too.
Speaker 12 (30:12):
We feel like a bad time.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Okay, I call that later.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Sorry, I just stepped out again for a second. I
know she's a little bit busy in there, but she
wanted me to call you and scept this whole thing.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Maybe, Yeah, this.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Is really crazy. I well, doesn't matter what she wanted.
Speaker 13 (30:29):
She's in the middle of giving birth.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
You can't even talk to me, honey.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Can you take a break for just one second and
tell her about the payroll process?
Speaker 12 (30:37):
You're telling her to take a break. Oh my gosh,
I just.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
I don't remember.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I know you wanted me to talk about the payroll
thing with her. I just don't remember how to do it.
Can you bother her? No, you're doing great, You're doing great.
But Tara is on the phone.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I can talk to you later.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Okay, okay, Oh, I don't know if I want to
be seeing this, Mark, you need to hang.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'm gonna let you do your things. I'll be right back.
Let me keep talking to her.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Sorry, God, it's so weird in there. It's weird.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
She's giving a birth.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Honey.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh, it's a little loud.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
I can't believe this is happening right now.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
My god, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry that she was
screaming like that.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Apologize to me, Please apologize to your wife.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Why is this.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Happening right Well, it's a little bit rude because I know.
We don't want to waste your time, my time?
Speaker 12 (31:27):
What is wrong with you? Is there something wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
No, it's it's just really important for me to go
over it with you. And we haven't even discussed the
Davenport files.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
Who cares about the Davenport files.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Your wife is labor?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Is that my baby?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
This is such a miracle.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Wait.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
I don't know what.
Speaker 14 (31:47):
I don't even know.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
I don't know what to do anything.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
Mark.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Can we name her after Tara? Tara?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Can we name the baby after you?
Speaker 14 (31:59):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (32:00):
What my wife wants to name the baby, after you,
after me? It's either between the names Tara or Brooke
and Jeffrey. Wait, the ones who are doing this praying
phone call on you right now? What my real name is,
jeff I'm not in the hospital. I'm a radio host.
We're doing a phone tap on you. What honey, honey,
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it's a little dramatic.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Sorry, that's just a sound effect that we play.
Speaker 13 (32:29):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Your boyfriend Kevin set you up. He said, you're filling
in for some lady who's giving birth right now, so
I thought it'd be funny to train you while she
was giving birth.
Speaker 12 (32:39):
Funny.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
It's a little distracting, though, honey, Can you just shut
up for just a second.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
I talk about the Davenport Files.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Why wake up every morning? Was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
What profession do you think gets hit on the most
by people while they're actively on the job?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Firefighters?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Only ask because one of our listeners took a bold
step when she tried to make a move.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
On a guy while he was working.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Firefighter not a firefighter, But ten seconds later they were
inside of her place getting familiar.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Whoa and it's.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Not as weird as it sounds once you hear what
this guy actually does for a living. It's coming up
in a brand new second date update.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Next, second date Update date.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
How does the saying go? When life gives you lemons,
you make lemonade.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That's that's it.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
We try to find the silver.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Lining in an otherwise crappy situation. Apparently that's what our
listener Sophia did recently. She took her lemons and made
it into data ade.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Lemon lime. Kind it was funny. I just heard more
laugh job, that's right.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I liked it too. Could have been better.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, I didn't hear anything a medium on it myself,
but let's just talk to Sophia about it.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Sophia, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
Hiw are you get it? Yea.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Hopefully it doesn't turn into hater age.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Oh boy, that was actually funnier than my joke, so
I'm glad that her jokes got more last.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
So, Sophia, tell us, what was this bad situation that
led you to a date.
Speaker 15 (34:23):
Well, technically it wasn't really a formal date, but it
was more like a hangout sash and we talked.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Okay, should we hang up? On her then should we
cancel this?
Speaker 9 (34:32):
No?
Speaker 14 (34:32):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
We have all sorts of just hangouts on this show.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
On this segment, how did it start with a bad situation?
What's that about?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
So?
Speaker 15 (34:41):
I mean it was kind of funny. I accidentally locked
myself out of my house. Yeah, I had gone out
with friends. I got home late, like it was after
midnight at this point.
Speaker 14 (34:53):
Oh no, yes, I had to call locks mess.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah we are a really.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Put together drunk girl, because I would have just crashed
through a window.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Okay, you needed a locksmith. And what happened?
Speaker 15 (35:06):
So I finally got a hold of the guy named Hank,
and I mean he sounded like he just woke up, honestly.
Speaker 14 (35:12):
Yeah, And so I asked him if he.
Speaker 15 (35:14):
Could come help me, you know, open the door to
my house. But when he showed up, it was not
what I expected. When he said his name was Hank,
here's a Hank for.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Sure a locksmith.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Really Yeah, So now obviously your mind is shifting from
this is going to be a locksmith, So this is
going to be a potential down smith.
Speaker 14 (35:37):
Exactly how does that go? I mean, okay, so basically he.
Speaker 15 (35:44):
Gets into my house within ten seconds?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Make you feel safe about your door. You're like, all right,
so did you like invite him for a dream? I
mean he's at work.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
It's like in the morning you said it's midnight, right
or something weird.
Speaker 15 (35:57):
I literally I have no idea what time it was about, right,
But I did offer him. I was like, do you
want to come inside? Do you want a water or
soda or anything?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Wow, And he took you up on it.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
I mean I could tell he kind of wanted to stay,
like he wan't. But I don't think if he could
really pick up on the subtext of what I was
trying to say.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, and if he.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Can tell you've been drinking, he may be like, you know,
you're a little out of it.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Right now, Like he's working, you could get him fired too.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah. Total is the ten seconds it took for him
to get into your house, your hangout?
Speaker 15 (36:28):
No, no, no, Like we ended up talking for like
thirty forty minutes. I like, you know, I started with
a small talk and I was like, oh goodness, I
got it so hard to have a family with this
kind of jobs that he's single. Okay, but I still
don't like I thought I was being kind of obvious,
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but I don't think he really got that at that point.
But once I finally was like, here, take my Instagram,
I think he kind of seed.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
You gotta spell it out for sometimes.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, Okay, So you guys started chatting on instant.
Speaker 15 (37:04):
Not quite you know, we have some st chat and
I thought, honestly, the interaction was better than any date
I've been on in like a year.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
Oh, be honest.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
The guy breaks into your house in thirty minutes and
that interaction is a better date than you've ever had.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, it's kind of a hero, Jeff. Yeah, needed him
to break in.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
I got to break down more doors randomly in front
of women.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
You got any careful though, because you were drunk right,
like you were a little tipsy, Like you don't.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Know, Yeah, but I will tell you it is the
only locksmith I have ever hugged before.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh dude, have you seen him in daylight? Sober? Yeah,
this is what I'm thinking too. I'm like, Hank, really like,
I remember one time I went to a fancy dinner
and there was a Somalia that I thought was the
most gorgeous man I'd ever laid eyes on. And then
the next days I forgot my purse I had to
go back and he was there, and I would, oh, ah, yeah,
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the dark line not the same and like the hero
esque you know.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Like, yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Are you trying to talk her out of calling this guy?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I don't care what I promise you, Hank is ugly.
Her memory of him is way better than what.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
He's actually again, if she ever saw pictures of him
or like they connected on instad the next day, have
you seen him sober?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Have you confirmed his good looks?
Speaker 15 (38:26):
I haven't seen him in person or his Instagram because
he has not followed me back.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Not our answer. Are we calling his work cell phone
then to try to get you a dame?
Speaker 15 (38:41):
Honestly, I think he's kind of a one man shopper.
So like I've been trying to text him and he
said he's been busy, but to let him know if
I lock myself out again. And so I don't know
if that means he really just business or if he's
kind of interested in not showing it.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
But he has and asking me out. But I thought
we had a vibe.
Speaker 15 (39:03):
I would love it if y'all could find out for me.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
Why, Like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Do realize that he very politely said no, like.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
But maybe he doesn't get it. Maybe he's not.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
But she did give him her Instagram handles, so he
should at least have a little bit of a clue that.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
There's more interest than just opening doors.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
You don't just do that.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
So we'll find out. We're gonna call Hank here and
we will ask him, why didn't you try to date
the drunk girl who's front door you busted down?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Experience? Seriously, honestly, he was in a lidden shirt. He
was so hot that night.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
We'll find out how hot he really is and.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Get some answers for you when we do your second
date update right after this hold.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
On second date update if you're just joining us for
the second date.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Our listener, Sophia's trying to score another hangout with.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
The sexy locksmith who broke down her front door.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yes she is.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
There are two words I never thought I heard back
to backsmith.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Sorry, it's not a euphemism either. Hank, the hunky locksmith,
helped her gain access to her house when she locked
herself out late one night. They hung out for about
thirty minutes, just chatting and vibing, and she said that
interaction was better than any actual date that she's been
on in a long time.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dude, Wow, that is such a bad state for dating.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, she showed up and did what he said he
would do, and that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, but she also mentioned he felt like he was lingering,
like wanting to hang out with her a little longer.
She did say to him kind of flirtatiously, it must
be hard taking midnight calls when you have a family
waiting at home.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
And he told her he.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Was single, which is great news.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, but is it possible, because I was thinking about
this in the break, is it possible Hank maybe live
there and then felt guilty because he really does have
a girlfriend or a wife.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Even if he was a.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Wife, he'd still have his ring on, because no man
would think like in the middle of the day, Oh, Carl,
I'd better take off my wife and ring.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Maybe the ring gets in the way of you picking.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Locks, that that's why I can't get in anywhere, That.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
It's cumbersome because you're married.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, I got a ring on, But.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Do you think that's a possibility, Sofia, that he lied
about being single and now just feels guilty about it.
Speaker 14 (41:14):
I don't know. It would be kind of weird to
do that.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
But if he's as hot as you say he is,
then how would he possibly still be single?
Speaker 14 (41:22):
That's what I was.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I asked myself that question all the time in the mirror,
like how I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Hopefully Hank asks some answers if he picks up the phone.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
But you know, it'll finally be clear to him that
you want to go on a date.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, yeah, the whole that would be hilarious. He's like, wait,
you like me?
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:42):
That was so many Sometimes it takes a guy like
five six seven clues to finally get it.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
So we'll see what Hank has to say. I'm gonna
dial his number right now.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
He well, hey, is this Hank?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yes, this is oh business voice.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
He kind of sounds hot though, I.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Mean, Hank is one of those unsuspecting hot names.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Hey, sorry, we're just we're sidebarring about something. But you uh,
you're on the radio right now. Actually, that's why there's
a whole bunch of people here. This is a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Okay, Hey, good morning man, were you up late last
Night's a little tired.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
I'm no more than usual.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Okay, okay, Well, we don't want to waste any more
of your time. We'll just tell you this is a
segment that we do. It's called a second date update,
and that would.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Probably be confusing for you because you didn't technically go
on any dates. Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Basically, we're trying to help out one of our listeners
to get back in touch with you, a woman whose
door you opened recently.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
It's a woman named Sophia.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, you were the hero she was looking for that night.
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Yay, okay, so what.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Well, we don't know what type the vibe you got
when you were hanging out with Sophia, but from what
we heard hanging out, she was feeling something going on
between the two of you.
Speaker 7 (43:10):
Yeah I picked that up.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh you did?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
You did? Okay, okay, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
What do you think of Sofia?
Speaker 7 (43:18):
I mean, she is cute. She would usually be my type.
It's just I don't really try not to dake people
who are already in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Wait, wait, he's in a relationship. I think you're confused.
What gave you that.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Impression that like the try not to ye.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Sometimes can't help yourself, But you got the impression she
was in a relationship.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Right, Yeah, when she invited me inside that night, I
was there about I don't know, maybe half an hour,
and she was giving me a drink. I noticed the
place kind of doesn't look like a woman's place, and
I was looking through her mail just because you know,
he was sitting there on the counter and there were
a lot of guys names on the address label.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Oh so she does have one relationship, she has multiple going.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
Yeah, when I when I said guys, I mean, you
know apostrophe as it's one guy.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Did you ask her like, hey, does your boyfriend live here?
Speaker 7 (44:14):
I mean, I'm the locksmith. It's not really my business
to ask stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Like that, okay, and be like, hey, who's this is
not what you could easily say. Oh so you know,
let alone, or you couldn't have called a roommate to
help you unlock the door.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Trust me, as a guy, you never ask a woman.
So do you live by yourself?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
A good point.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
House?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Is anybody going to be joining us here shortly? Or are
we safe? But that is scary now he's in the house?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Or are we alone? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Exactly, you don't ask that.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
I was on the clock. I was just doing the job,
and then I left.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It would be so stupid of her to call a
radio station to publicly ask about a date if she
had a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah, yeah, she wants to break up her own boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Let's clear this up once and for all, because here's
the good news, Hank. We have Sophia already on the
other line listening to this phone call, so she is
all caught up on it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
She just wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
That's how this segment works.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
We have them quietly listening on the other line, ready
to jump in and pounds okay, slide however, you would
join a conversation naturally, that's the way she wants to join.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sophia pounds, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (45:24):
I get them, okay, Sophia.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah, do you want to clear things up for us
and for Hank and for everybody?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, this is going to be such an easy explanation.
Who's the guy on the mail?
Speaker 14 (45:37):
I would just say it's it's complicated, I guess.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Complicated. Do you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 14 (45:47):
Technically not? Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Anyone answers it technically, well.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Hold on, I'm down for technicalities. I'm willing to hear you.
Speaker 14 (45:55):
Out, all right, so it was my boyfriend. I send
a time at one time, but.
Speaker 15 (46:03):
You were kind of on a break at that time.
Speaker 14 (46:04):
We had already gone through a rough patch.
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I did officially, I broke up with him last night
so I could make this call.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Oh man, okay, so I was So he was out
that night that obviously, Yeah, help you get in.
Speaker 14 (46:17):
Yeah, he was spending the night out.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Okay. So that's I mean, that's a good indication that
maybe they were emotionally done.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Sometimes you can't help that. You can't help when you
meet somebody. If you did the right thing and you
broke up before.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah, Now on the other side of things, Hank, the
bad news is maybe the boyfriend changed the locks again
and she doesn't have any where to sell.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Stay with you. He calls Hank to change the locks.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
So I don't know, Hank, does that change your perspective
on this at all?
Speaker 7 (46:49):
This whole thing's weird. The everything is about this is weird.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
I agree.
Speaker 14 (46:53):
Look, I'm sorry it happened this way. I'm not with
him anymore.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Like So, when you said Hank was better than any
date you've been on you met your boyfriend.
Speaker 15 (47:03):
I mean, yeah, look, you never know when you're gonna
meet a the body of a headsport.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Oh wow, you need to change that to your business tagline.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeahs is a feeling. Alex is going to be calling
locksmiths too.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
Not to objectify you, Hank, but we heard that you're
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Look, ye, here's the thing, Like, Hank, she could have
just lied right now. At least she's being honest.
Speaker 15 (47:29):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I don't know if that really buys anything.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
It would have been nice if Sophia you were you
were honest and you told us that you had a
boyfriend at the time that this all happened.
Speaker 14 (47:37):
I don't anymore.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
And you guys don't live together. You don't live together,
not anymore.
Speaker 14 (47:43):
We're separating it completely.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
It sounds like it's ongoing.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Well, I mean this is in a week. I mean,
how fast can you get a new place?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
As fast as he can throw all the stuff outside
of his apartment or whatever?
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Could just be saying this now we're on the phone, like.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Really, it just comes down to Hank here and where
your head is that? Because we would like to offer
to send you on another I guess, your first official
date with Sophia, and we would pay for it. I
mean if you think about it, She says, she was
in a tough position. She was already breaking up with
the guy. Plus what kind of boyfriend doesn't leave a
spare key somewhere nearby?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
So I guess what I'd be willing to do is
talk a little bit. And I guess wait, because right
now it just feels too weird.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Okay, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
The door's open.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Maybe you could start by accepting her Instagram friend request Tank.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
That would go a long way. Yeah, you're like private
or something.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
Well, I mean, then she'd be seeing pictures of my wife.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
And that's not Wait, I'm joking.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
I'm joking.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And funny. Wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Okay, it's a no to an official date, but a
yes to let's talk and see where.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Things are in a month or a year or five
years or so.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Dude, keep us updated.
Speaker 14 (49:00):
Yeah, I mean, I can compromise with.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
This, Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
And we may not have gotten a date, but at
least we satisfied some of Brooks fantasies for later.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
On tonight, it'll be locking up the whole house, Michael,
look out, Brooke.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
I don't know how all of you feel after we
did that call, but it felt like maybe were we
giving this girl a little bit of a pass because
she sounded sweet and nice.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I just I was giving her a pass because she'd
be too stupid if she was actually still in a
relationship trying to get a date.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Just other times, I feel like we would have hammered
on the person if they had told us they were
actively in a relationship when they met somebody else, and
she didn't say that. She didn't even say, like, I
was in my boyfriend's house. We did kind of like
pass on it because the guy was good looking.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
We passed on it because they broke up because it
was her house that night.
Speaker 5 (49:57):
If you're leveling up to Hemsworth level, then you know what,
God bless you.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
It will be interesting to see if we can stay in.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Touch with her and find out what happened down the
line between her and the hunky locksmiths.
Speaker 12 (50:08):
So yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
Hope she stays in touch with us, and I hope
that if you need help with your dating life, you
reach out to our show too.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Email us. We can call that person who's not calling
you back Brook.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
I'm sure you've heard the term save the best for last.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, that couldn't
be more appropriate than with our final You wouldn't dare
Summer Challenge with our own Brook Fox. Oh it's happening
this Friday.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
There has been secret meetings happening around this that I've
not been privy to, and I don't like it. Oh,
I don't like it. Meeting A producer was like, hey,
you can't come in here right now, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Like, no, that's how you know, some real business is
being discussed. But you know, a month ago when we
started this, we all had fun names for each of
these dares, and you would think somebody would have written
them down.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
But oh my gosh, you're right. I forgot the name
of months somewhere.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I thought that a producer wrote it down. I asked him.
He's like, I don't know what was Jose.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
We're supposed to be consistent.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Nobody knows exactly what Brooks dare is called the three
blind Mice Challenge.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Maybe I thought it was. I thought it was dump
stuff on my face without my glasses.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Blind is a bad challenge.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Blind blind is a brook no glasses, just haul passes whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
That's a challenge for her, rule whatever, a challenge for
everybody else.
Speaker 5 (51:34):
What's going to be doing something without her glasses? On Alexis?
The dare was your idea? So what exactly is it
that she's going to be doing.
Speaker 14 (51:40):
I don't even know how to.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Described the scene outside.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
It's like somewhere and we're throwing stuff at her. Just
guess what it is before it hits her, and I
hope she doesn't get like knocked out.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I love the effort we put.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
What you mean they're heavy? I don't We don't know
a brick. I thought it was like liquid stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
For food without your glasses?
Speaker 5 (52:08):
And which glasses maker is sponsoring the challenge? Did we
get lens crafters on this?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Nobody wanted to sponsor it. Yikes, not even swimming goggles
wanted to sponsor.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
That's because the salespeople still hate me that I'm not
a candidate for laser They're so mad about it. I'm like,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
So the video will be up on our socials this Friday.
Go subscribe on our YouTube on our TikTok all of
it at Brooke and Jeffries, you could watch Laser stories
that is coming up right after this, it's the radio
segment that's looking to fight hunger by replacing all of
the water in our public fountains with hot flowing soup.
Speaker 17 (52:49):
No yum tallwhere you go for a run, you're just
desperate for a drink of water and there's just tomato.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Now you get it.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
Bro saus in a quarter for a wish, and some
saltines for a snack.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
With laser stories, I got cream of wheat soup.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Those other chowder chuggers just don't ye.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Yes, first laser story is out of California Potatoes. A
thirty nine year old woman named Kelly Joe Fudd was
at a Chucky Cheese recently. It's his wife when she
decided to play a kid's game called snow Days Say So.
In that game, children go into a large phone booth
(53:41):
shaped chamber and then balls drop from the ceiling. You're
supposed to grab the balls and put them into a hole,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
All about tickets. Like honestly, these kids arcades have turned
into minni vegas. Yes, they're totally little casinoos.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Good teach them young.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
But then how Kelly Joe wasn't putting the balls into
the hole. She put her arm in and it got stuck.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Why.
Speaker 5 (54:10):
A bunch of kids came over to free her, but
that didn't work. Then came the manager. He was no help,
and eventually they called firefighters.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
My birthday mom.
Speaker 5 (54:23):
Yeah, it took the emg's twenty two minutes to rescue her.
Unfortunately for Kelly Joe, there were plenty of people around
with their cell phones out, and someone posted the video online,
which went viral.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Yeah, she could take a part in that machine.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
I bet she ended up being totally fine and even
stayed at that Chucky Cheese longer with her family.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Okay in credits.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Yeah, afterwards game, a Chuckie Cheese spokesperson said the game
does not pose a risk, but that the adult miss
Fudd who was playing it should have known it was
intended for children and death and it least should not
have put her body part into that hole.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Well at least it was just an arm.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Yeah, out of all the body parts he could have
popped in there, maybe best case scenario. Absolutely, this next
laser story is out of Vowtown, USA. The average wedding
costs thirty three thousand dollars, or about two hundred and
eighty four bucks per guest. And there's a lot of
(55:26):
hacks out there that claim to make things cheaper, but
that's mostly like twenty bucks here, he saved twenty bucks there.
It's still uncomfortably expensive. Yeah, but this is a new concept.
There's a new app taking off in Europe that allows
couples to sell tickets to their wedding.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Love that it gets the people who just want to
pay to cut all of us.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
Were like, hey, good yea yeah, And if you're out
there feeling like getting like you're getting triggered. This is
not intended for your loved ones. You're selling tickets to
total strange But is it.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
My best friend got married in India and the weddings
there they just invite the entire village and people just
come and go.
Speaker 7 (56:11):
With us.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
You get to choose how many tickets you want to
make available to the public, and paying ticket holders can
come and mingle with your guests and enjoy your happy events.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
So you have dude, there.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Were some townies to yeah that hung out during the reception.
They one of them brought their own cooler.
Speaker 8 (56:31):
Yes, so serious.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
In this case, you would have actual wedding crashers who
were paying to be there.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
I mean, I mean it's a gamble though, you know,
do you get fun people or do you get obnoxious.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
Dot Yeah, you're paying for it for the experience to
be a part of it. It may be a little
bit strange for a couple not to know everyone, but
it wouldn't be too awkward for guests because most people
at weddings encounter plenty of strangers.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
That they've never met.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
They need more single people at weddings anyway.
Speaker 14 (57:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Also, I think it'd be cute.
Speaker 6 (57:03):
Because like people watch them.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
We're like, how do you think they meant? They're going
down a.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Great place to meet somebody?
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:09):
As a this is a win win win.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
Also, the couples can choose how much they want to charge,
but generally tickets would cost between one hundred to two
hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (57:18):
I got a couple grand back.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, and maybe you could charge even more if you
have a very special venue booked.
Speaker 14 (57:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (57:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
Sometimes I'm always driving by those places. I'm like, God,
I want to see them.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
Couples can also approve sales after seeing the profiles of
their new prospective guests.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Oh, they're gonna be choosy.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
And they have to agree to strict rules, including dress code,
arriving on time, drinking and moderation, and not sharing photos without.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
Permission or else.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
What I mean, you get.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Kicked out of the wedding.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Well yeah, but you would anyway if you were a guest,
if you did that stuff.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Well, the app is called Inviting and it's just a
small startup in France now, but if it continues to
get traction, it could become a thing in the US.
Nearby down the road.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
It's like girl buying tickets to weddings. Oh yeah, he
does that mean we have to bring a present? Oh
good point.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
Oh my god, I have an excuse. I can't afford
to go. Yeah bucks, Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
This next laser story is out of the interwebs. Gen
Z loves retro stuff like wired headphones and old school cameras,
But if they ever want to try ninety style internet,
it just got.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
A little bit tougher.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
Oh hopefully you're sitting down for this news, because AOL
just announced their dial up internet service is shutting down.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
I didn't still existed.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
Yes, it was still an option in twenty twenty five.
And it's how a lot of Americans first access the
Internet back in the nineties.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Back then it was called America Online.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yes, And you get discs set to your house via
the mail, Yes, and then you would download them, and
then you'd yell at your mom for trying to get
on the phone while you're trying to be on the
Internet at the same time.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
Mom, right, because it worked through your telephone line, and
you'd hear a series of loud, screeching sounds whenever you
logged on.
Speaker 14 (59:14):
It is.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
The original ASMR.
Speaker 8 (59:19):
Seriously, and maybe.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
You haven't thought about it in a while, but consider
this crazy fact number one. According to Census data, one
hundred and sixty thousand Americans.
Speaker 4 (59:29):
Were still using dial up in twenty twenty three, so many.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
That's around zero point one percent of all Internet connections
in the US.
Speaker 3 (59:39):
Man, Wow, I'm shocked you weren't having your kids do
this with their landline phone.
Speaker 5 (59:43):
Crazy fact number two. And this doesn't mean dial up
is totally going to be dead. If you do enjoy
waiting fifteen minutes for your websites to load. Yes, Microsoft
Net zero and a few other companies are still offering
it good.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
And mya juno.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah, remember you could only be on for so much
time you'd get charged.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Yeah, but ri ip to America Online officially ends on
September thirty.
Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
You got mail?
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Did we get this news via fax?
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Or pajor to aol? Thank you for everything?
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
And just like dial up internet, this guy is a
little bit slow to connect and he does make some
awkward noises, but it's all worth it in the end.
Customer satisfaction always guaranteed. And that sounds Laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time on Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Got a brand new player today named Ryan, who is
an official boat captain. Captain Ryan says he loves everything
about his job, even scraping the barnacles off of his
lower mast, and that's not a euphimism.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
He actually has to do that himself, so.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Part of the job, man, Ryan, Welcome to the show,
it says, you've been listening every day for almost a decade. Now,
what makes you feel like you have what it takes
to beat Brook?
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Ooh, I don't know, she's tough.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Oh we'll see confidence there.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
What kind of boat do you captain?
Speaker 15 (01:01:30):
Pretty much?
Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Everything? Like private charters for people on their personal boats,
the new sailboat trips, the same long Jude.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
You've been on the line and you're a sailor and
you haven't sworn one time.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
You's like the nicest guy I believe.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I don't believe he's a rich person. Sailor.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Oh yeah, God, sailor. Got it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Okay, we're gonna see if you're tough enough to beat Brooks.
She's leaving the studio and you got thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as you can. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat her
out right if you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I am ready?
Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
You got this man? Your time starts now. Alfred Hitchcock
was born on this day. Name his most famous horror
film featuring a shower scene. Oh, Tom Brady at KFC,
if you get a bucket of chicken, you'll get breast, wings,
thighs and what other chicken part does The musical term
crescendo mean to gradually get louder or quieter louder. How
(01:02:23):
many species of bears are there? In the world eight
or eighteen eight in the Harry Potter series, what's the
name of the high security prison for wizards and Witches?
Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
Tom Brady?
Speaker 16 (01:02:35):
I love it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Answer to Tom Brady.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Now, Brooks in the studio, so let's not give anything
away there.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
But it's so funny. Are the same which she passed? Yeah,
we'll see.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
But I want to know from Ryan, what's your biggest
non boating highlight of this past summer?
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Just play a few rounds of golf, That's about it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
How do you play golf if you have sea legs?
Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
That's where the rum comes in it even.
Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Oh, he is a sailor. All right, well brook it's
your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Your time starts now. Alfred Hitchcock was born on this day.
Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Name his most famous horror film, featuring a shower scene,
Psycho at KFC. If you get a bucket of chicken,
you'll get breast wings, thighs and what other chicken part wings?
Does the musical term crescendo mean to gradually get louder
or quieter louder? How many species of bears are there
in the world eight or eighteen eight in the Harry
(01:03:32):
Potter series. What's the name of the High Security prison
for Wizards and Witches?
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
As Gabon?
Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Does a golf ball have more or less than two
hundred dimples?
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
More?
Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
There we go, got our answers in Gotta head on
over to the scoreboard to check out how.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
You Bolt did with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
You got three correct today, Man, all right, it's a
good score.
Speaker 11 (01:03:58):
And Brook you got five.
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Go oh man, Ryan, I'm sorry I didn't get the
golf question.
Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
How that happened?
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
I know if you had just got a little bit
faster could have gone there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
The two things, you know, boats and golf.
Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Yeah, the answers for everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Alfred Hitchcock was born on this day.
Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
His most famous horror film with the shower scene would
be the movie Psycho. At KFC, if you get a
bucket of chicken, you'll get breasts, wings, and you'll also
get drumsticks and you're hungry.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Because I thought you said drumsticks, because I maybe said
it in my mind.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
The musical term crescendo means to gradually get louder. A
de crescendo would be getting quieter. There are eight species
of bears in the World's Asian Brown, Giant Panda, polar sloth, sun,
Asiatic black, and American black in the Harry Potter Citi's
the high security prison for Wizards and Witches would be
Askeban And a golf ball does have more than two
(01:04:57):
hundred dimples, So Ryan, unfortunately not enough to beat Brooke today.
But just we're playing. We are going to give you
tickets to see musicians A Jr.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
With m by Hold at the Washington State Fair right on. Yeah,
I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Well, what's the next boat you're getting on there?
Speaker 14 (01:05:13):
Ryan, Probably a personal trip next weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
A couple buddies are going out to.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Rog answer Rog. Answer, You're going to take us on
a excursion.
Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
All right, bring your corporate credit card.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Money.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
We work in radio. It's not going to take us
very far.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Yeah, that one hundred dollars limits and to go. Really
but hey, Ryan, you're awesome man. Come back and play
again soon.
Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
Okay, awesome, we'll do. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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