April 14, 2025 • 64 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, thanks for finding the full show podcast. It's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning. Are about to experience an
hour of pure fun. Oh yeah, okay, it'll put you
to sleep.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
However you use this podcast is up to you. Yeah,
I'll enjoy a nice little nap.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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which is a fantastic organization that helps out with relief,
including the California wildfire relief.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
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Speaker 1 (00:34):
You can see picks of us in them on our
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disappointed once they see the picks, not of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
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Speaker 3 (00:42):
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your comments about your facial disappointment to a minimum.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
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buy the merch please. Leak is in the show notes.
Let's start the show.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Are you a rude, inconsiderate person?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Probably? Yeah, you are, because we've all been there where
you made plans with a friend and then the night
of it suddenly hits you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I'd rather stay in tonight.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah, every day this is awkward.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
So what's the latest time you can cancel without completely
ruining the other person's night?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think that's like morning of Well, according.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
To a survey, the absolute latest time that you can
do it is two pm that day. Oh yeah, and
after that we're late.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was really interested in that.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
The whole show has been ruined now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So I'm I don't I can't make it.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
It's so rude.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Might as well do w C I I which clip
is it?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
With two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time
to point one of them, let's get into your choices.
Option one is a twenty six second clip of a
school official announcing a snow day wrapping along to the
Fresh Prince theme song How old is This?
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Is?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Getting old?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
You gotta choose it or we're going to do it
deep into summer? Or Option two a thirty second clip
of a professional keyboard player who had a car alarm
going off outside of his apartment, so he decided to
turn it into a beautiful song.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So what's it gonna be snow.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Day song or alarm Honk Along Alexis.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Alarm honk long o man my apartment, Yeah Brook, Alexis
needs this alarm honk along?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
All right, Let's listen to the sound of a professional
keyboard player who had a car alarm going off outside
of his apartment and he turned it into a beautiful song.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It was still annoying to me.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
That was which.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Clamp is it?
Speaker 9 (03:12):
Now?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Let's get into something even more annoying than a car alarm,
the shock collar question of the day. We're sending over
to digital Jake to give us some sweet soothing trivia
to ease our mind.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
We're playing a brand new game called bunk or No bunk.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
We'll go around the room and I'll tell each of
you a simple sentence, and afterwards you have to decide
is it bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay means truth and no bunk means not true.
Speaker 10 (03:47):
The exact opposite means it's not true, means it's false.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
No bunk means it's true.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Whoever in the room stays longest picking the right choice
will decide who gets to get shocked.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
So let's play bunk or no bunk. I'm starting with Alexis.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh no, you're about to get bunked.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
I guess you can see the Great Wall of China
from space. Bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, I think it's true. So which wait, bunk is true?
It's a curve the bunk or no bunk, no bunk Jake.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Alexis says, no bunk, that's bunk. Confirmed. It's not actually visible,
even though many textbooks say it is. So got that wrong.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
She's at risk of being shocked and gets no more questions.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Alexis goes to the Great Walls, like, I have some thoughts.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think all right.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
The stage before frostbite is known as frost nibble.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I got frost nibbled. I think that's bunk. I don't
think it's called that.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
You said bunk. That's bunk.
Speaker 10 (05:09):
Yeah, days before frostbite is known as frost nip with
a key. So get to say if to move on
to the next round, and she is still available to
choose who gets shocked Jose. The snack food pringle contains
no actual potatoes. Is that bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 11 (05:28):
I think it does contain potato, but it's like a
very tiny amount o bunk.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
You said bunk. That's also BUNKO.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Eat springle does contain a small amount of dried potatoes.
Brooke and Jose are still alive. Alexis is at risk
of being shocked Jeff for your question. Seven percent of
all humans who have ever lived are alive today.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Is that bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, there's so many people on Earth right now,
more people obviously than ever before.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
How many people are on Earth? Count one?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, at least six in here.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I feel like that's true.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm gonna say that's no bunk. You said no bunk, that's.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
No bunk.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Alive over there, Try to bunk me.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
One hundred and eight billion people have ever been born
in the history of the world in seven and a
half billion or alive today, So you can do that math.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
We're on to round two. Okay, We're gonna start with Brook.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
There we go, Brook.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
The lines on a red Solo cup are there to
measure the correct servings for pouring liquor, wine and beer.
Is that bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know, you know, I've heard this and I feel
like it's an old wives tale. I think maybe people
use it as that, but I think that it's bunk.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
You said that's bunk, and it's bunk. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
A representative from Solo says the lines and the cupp
are designed for functional performance and they are not measurement.
Speaker 11 (07:00):
Lines seem like diagrams that show you the shot of
you see anything on the internet.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
My college heres were a lie.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Jose, our own host, Jeffrey prefers intimate time with the
lights on.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
What do you think, Jose.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Question, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
Well, I feel like jeff like, even though he's an
attractive guy with a nice body, I feel like he's.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
A little shy to hear about it.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
So I'm going to say, that's bunk.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You said bunk, that's no bunk.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Information I didn't have told me earlier.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
He likes lots of eye contact during even if you're
trying to avoid it. Brooks made it all the way through.
She'll automatically get to pick who gets shocked. Jeff If
you get this right, you'll also get to help her
pick who gets shocked. You're at risk, Jeffrey. Chocolate has
been proven to be an aphrodisiac. Bunk or no bunk,
(08:06):
trust me.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I've tried this.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That is bunk.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I agree.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Jeff said bunk, it's bunk.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, doesn't work.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
You No studies have proven a strong link between chocolate
and arousal.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's because I haven't been involved in those.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Too much information and Jeff made it through bunk or
no bunks. So you two get to pick who gets
shocked while singing a song to that.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Who's your vote for? I want to go for Jose
for not knowing my style.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'll just go with you on eye contact with you anymore.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Fact, after them, you should all ask me about my preferences.
So this is information you need to know. Jose is
going to be getting shocked today. And somebody wanted to
hear Savage by Megan the Stallion.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
I'm a savage, classy, bougie, ratchet, sassy, moody, nasty.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
To shock me on that's your shock collar question other day.
Hope you let something there. You got your phone tap
coming up right.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
There's so much chaos and confusion happening in the world
right now. Can we focus on one good thing?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Do you have it?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is that okay with everyone?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, a little bit of good news because reports are
saying way less kids are needing emergency room visits right now.
And I know that's not good news for brook In
the chain of for profit hospitals that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
But no, they're just emergency care places.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Oh yeah, well still it is true, and doctors say
there's one major reason for the decline in kids in
the er that it's because children aren't swallowing and choking
on coins as much anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Kids have gone to Venmo too.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, basically it's been going down ever since twenty twelve,
when contactless payments really started to become popular. So people
just don't keep as many loose coins lying around their
house for their children to eat.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
There's just as many pennies to.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Remember.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I remember as a kid how tempting it was to
swallow coins.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Do I.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Really?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yes, put up my nose too, actually do that?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Yes, you put a brad from up my nose? Bro
Why it was the.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Fun thing to do.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I never ate a coin.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
You should try it, and maybe a Jewish culture we
make chocolate coins for Hanukah. It gets a little bit
confusing that I was popping money in my mouth all
day long.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Hoping for a good whistle, and I'm just dumb.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
The boys really rounded out, but now no more coins
swallowing for children. They're just swallowing Amexes easier to remain
so Seet.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Just hold his throat up to the scanner.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
See this is the good news that the world needed
to hear. Yeah, and we're bringing it back down with
Laser Stories.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality
show competition, and it's like a spin off of the
show The Voice, but for pets, where your pup barks
a tune on stage as Simon Cowell partially judges them
before sending them off to the pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, is it just do it.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Like a goldfish?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Like?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Whatever it is, nobody makes it to Hollywood. Laser Stories
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we got a laser
and there's other wolf worms just don't. This first laser
story is out of Glassboro, New Jersey. The other day,
a guy walked into a store, went straight to the
refrigerated area, and dunked his head in a vat of pickles.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Dream I'm true Bobby for pickles.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Well, apparently it was some kind of like social media
thing because he was filming himself the whole time as
he did it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh, dude, of my mind. I hate when people ruin
things for everybody else.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Other than that, he didn't cause any other kind of disturbance,
but the vat of pickles needed to be dumped for sanitaries.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
I was thinking that, like hair was in there.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm glad you got to that conclusion. It'd be scary
if they did it.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
The local police posted about it, and the guy came
forward and admitted he did it. Oh, it's unclear what
charges or fines he might face. The store says they
lost fifty two dollars worth of product, and that was
like forty jars of pickles.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I feel like I was expecting more than that. It
Just buy the jar, dude, and then do it.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, you know he doesn't like pickles.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh, not a fan.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But the reason the story's making news is because the
police had fun with it on social media, saying, quote,
we certainly relish the community's hell in bringing attention to
the pickle that we were in yesterday going forward, we
would be delighted Aha if other incidents, especially those of
(13:09):
a more serious nature, get the same exposure.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Let's go to your next.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Lay as our story that's out of couple's corners. It's
hard to believe there could be a new dating trend
that could happen at home, but it's a thing, and
one man named Colin is going viral for it because
he posted on Twitter recently saying that he and his
girlfriend invented something during a blizzard in Buffalo last year.
(13:34):
It's called bottle night.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's pretty simple, he said.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Quote, we lock our phones away, turn the TV off,
We each grab a bottle of wine and just talk.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh so you're talking about like Friday night.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah, that's it's it's talking and just enjoying being around
each other, which is.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
A new concept.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wait, he used his phone to post about it.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
They did sheet to get a selfie of themselves one time.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It was a bottle of wine. Right, It wasn't like
a bottle of vodka.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
A night.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Her picture. It's bottles of wine. But they don't specify
what type of bottle. I think you have that creative
freedom regardless. The post went viral, and some people are
poking fun saying things like this guy thinks he discovered
hanging out. Also, no mention of having to finish the
bottles that you open.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I do believe that's optional.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
People open bottles and don't finish them, Believe it or not.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Restraint is something people use sometimes. This next lazer stories
out of food News. Are we ever gonna run out
of weird new foods to eat? Well, here's the latest.
Three new options are hitting grocery store shelves. You could
text in right now seventy five nine to two tell
us which of these do you want to try the most?
Because number one is cheese it fle favored ranch dressing.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Hidden Valley just.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Announced it ahead of National Ranch Day on March tenth.
It hits Walmart and Kroger stores this month, and they
say it's something that the fans came up with, which
is kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What do you get?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
A cheesy m sounds kind of good?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
But are you even ranch at that point? You know
what I mean? Like, I'm a purist, sorry, Jess.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Although I will take some jalapenia ranch, I have my exceptions.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Second is a grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. If dipping
a real grilled cheese sandwich into your soup sounds like
too much effort, Campbell's is doing a limited edition run
of this. If you want to try it, check the
soup aisles because it might already be there.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Why do I feel like I'm just gonna be eating
a bowl of hot case a lot of cheesy items, right.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, And finally the food that at least I've been
dreading has finally been created. Oh, I'm talking about Oscar
Meyer meatless hot dogs.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Your nightmare.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Plan based, Jeff. The picture I'm showing my co host
makes it look like they're real.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
But they are not.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
They do look really real.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
They're called not hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I thought it was hot at first.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
But no, they're made of plant based meat, so it's
a little bit different than like a veggie dog. But
their parent company, craft Higns has a plant based offshoot
now called the Not Company.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
And they're smart.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
They have a Wienerobile that's of course electric, right, no
gas around, that's right.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Keep your winders clean does not sound tasting.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
If you just tuned in, that's not the message you
think it was saying.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
This next Lazer story is out of the open road fun.
You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to
figure out what the vanity plate in front of you
is supposed to represent?
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, oh, I love that.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I bought a car once that said h eight kids
could never figure it out what it meant. Drive that
around for six years, got a lot of mean middle fingers.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
For some reason.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Why was it a minivan? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I don't know. Anyway. There's a new pull out on
vanity license plates, and almost twenty thousand Americans weighed in.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Here's the results.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Fourteen percent of people say they're sporting one right now.
Twelve percent say that they've had one in the past,
but they felt like a total dork driving around with
it and you're like, shut up.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
I would imagine like it's fun until you get it
and then you're like, yeah, there's my kid.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Twenty six percent of people have not done it but
would consider it, and thirty two percent of people say
they are not interested in a vanity plate whatsoever. That
separate question asked if you've seen a personalized plate that
shouldn't have been allowed on the roads. Surprising amount of
people said yes. Twenty two percent either that or.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
They're just reading it wrong. Yeah, like it's supposed to
being totally our minds turn it into something that's not.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It reminds me of the office with the guy that
he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if I'm
a William Hung fan? Something like that?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
W w L L Hung?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yeah, well Hung, Why does everyone ask I'm a William
Hung fan? And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate
would say? Maybe shell game? Too many letters?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay, shurt alert.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Again? Too many letters? You'll probably just go with Humper,
but drop the U. Yeah, because that looks cool at
that point. That's how means the choice has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
If you want to impress a lady when you pull
up to your first date, forget showing up in a
flashy new sports car. There's an even hotter set of
wheels that you should be riding. It's not an RV
hashtag van life and not talking about Brook's favorite a
clown car. How do you think she hooked up with
four people all at once?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I mean, and there's plenty of room for more. I
try to find more takers.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Is It may be worse than both of those things
in terms of the sexy aspect, because it is the
highlight of one of our voicemails, and you're gonna hear
it during a brand new loser line coming up right
after this.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
the loser line. Good on, just call me.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
It works like this.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Let's say someone approaches you out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Is that dress felt?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What would you like it to be?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Whatever they do?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You guys even know what dresses are made of. Yeah,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Whatever you do, don't don't give yourself the Heimlich so
you could puke all over him. Instead, tell him he's
real funny like Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, and
you want to be his sidekicked just like short rounds.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's a comedy.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
And then hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail.
We can play on the air voicemails like this one. Next, Hey,
what's up April?
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Doesn't ring a bill? Huh? Probably not?
Speaker 14 (20:26):
You were drunk I was drunk, but hey, I'm a
guy who gave you all the tips the other night
at the casino. Yeah, I was drunk, but I wasn't
that drunk. So I'm kind of thinking you owe me
a little bit. So, uh, hey, why don't you, Ben Momy,
Let's say twenty five percent. I think twenty five percent works, right.
I need you to tap my pocket in a positive way,
Ben movie.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Next message, upset to any of her money?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, I will say we did have to edit out
his Venmo account because he said it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
We're not allowed to put that on the radio.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
But does anybody else skeptical that situation actually happened.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, it's just like every other man who's like, Oh,
I told her how to do that, That's why it worked.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's not she won because she was lucky. I just
told her to smile.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
She made a bunch of tis.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (21:14):
Next message, Hey, Stanley, this is I think I should
call you sexy segue Stanley.
Speaker 13 (21:28):
I can't believe I.
Speaker 16 (21:28):
Just said that, but it's true.
Speaker 17 (21:31):
I mean, normally, I've never thought of segs as sexy.
Speaker 18 (21:37):
I mean I just think of them as like, you know,
Kevin James and walkoff really blah blah, no, thank you, Nex,
but you riding that segue it really turned me on.
And I just okay, I'm just gonna say it. I
just want to ride You're sex with you, like, clench
(22:02):
onto your back and just hold height and we could
just ride and hand them on your seguey, it's just
so creaking hot.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Next message, Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
My god, I don't think that sentence has ever been uttered.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
If you go on a segue, she's the one.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I mean through how your Harley's son.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Let's just say, like, what about Alexis? If you're in
a mall right now and Michael B. Jordan's look alike
cruises in right past the Panda Express right up to you,
does that make him hotter?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
If your shirtless?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Maybe even with a helmet.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Next message, Hey girl, give me a call back. You
know what this is. Holler at me. I'm waiting all
day thinking about you. Holler at me. Give me a callback.
I'm ready for you. Get it for me. You give
me a phone number.
Speaker 16 (22:56):
Holler at me.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
I mean, how are you.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
We've all known a guy like this?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I think, I mean, I don't think you should be
too planned, but like maybe think a little.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Bit about what you're gonna Saymaila, And are.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
You like Alexis who enjoys seven hours of TikTok per day,
then you should head over a broken Jeffrey on the Talk. Yeah,
we post the number one loser line every single week
on there. We've got other stuff up on there too,
and you can hear messages like this one next.
Speaker 17 (23:24):
Message, Hey Chris, it's Kathy. I mean, you're not returning
my calls, and I'm not really sure I was. You know,
I'm tired just like thinking about why, and I feel
like it might have been that I had a toddler
with me when I met you at the bar.
Speaker 18 (23:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (23:45):
I just I really felt a connection between us, and
I just wanted to make it crystal clear that that
is not my child. I mean, I told my friend
that I would take care of for a kid for
the day, and I just had no idea how hard
it would be and how annoying this little toddler could
(24:07):
possibly be. So then after thirty minutes, I was like,
you know what, We're gonna go on a field trip
to the bar and I'm gonna relax. So again, if
the reason you're not calling me is because of the kid.
I am one hundred on your side.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Message.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I know, if I see a woman at the bar
who has a toddler with her, I'm definitely intrigued and
I'm instantly sending her two shots of tequila to see
what she does. Wild is she?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, she only lasted thirty minutes of watching this kid
before she needed a drink, which I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I got too.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
If you get too drunk at the bar, who's gonna
babysit the babysitter the baby?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 15 (24:55):
Next message, Michelle, what's going on?
Speaker 18 (24:59):
How you doing girl?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Well?
Speaker 19 (25:01):
Yeah, so yeah, I know. I said I was going
to be at the concert tonight. But this this really
rare yu gi Oh card just appeared on eBay. Actually
I'm in like a live bidding war as we speak.
It's a Blue Eyes White Dragon second edition, which I'm like,
you probably don't even know anything about it, but it's
(25:21):
super valuable. So I'm trying to get it, but this
vulgarian ahole keeps trying to outbid me, and I'm not
going to back down. You can mess with my hair,
and you can mess with my sister, but you can't
mess with my Yukio. So anyways, I was, oh, noodles,
he just overbid me again? What is this guy's deal?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Don't you know? You just wait for the very last second.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Man, I think that should be the new tagline for
the Yu gi Oh franchise. My hair and you can
mess with my sister with my.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Deal.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It's like trading card. They're like Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I thought it was like a character in Pokemon. No,
it's its own thing.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, okay, you're yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Wants to go outbit him.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. You can listen to all
the Loser Line second ates and phone taps right on there.
Speaking of phone taps, we got one coming up.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Today we call a woman who's co owner of an
entertainment service that provides face painters and princesses and magicians
for kids' birthday parties. And her boyfriend said she's been
dealing with some pretty uptight parents as but I promise
she has never gotten a complaint like the one she's
about to receive today. Is it shocking. Yes, oh no,
(26:52):
was it my idea?
Speaker 13 (26:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Okay, it was her boyfriend's okay, and out of my
better judgment, I did it anyway. No, So she is
definitely going to be floored when she hears it in
your brand new phone. Tap right now, weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 20 (27:10):
West Entertainment. This is Megan. How can I help you?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yes, I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave
my child herpies. I'm sorry what someone gave my kid
herpes and I need it to be addressed.
Speaker 20 (27:26):
I don't understand how.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yeah, my son was at a party with his friends
last Saturday and one of your face painters thought it
would be funny to paint herpes onto his face the
ringing a bell.
Speaker 20 (27:43):
Okay, okay, it was painted on his face. Oh thank god?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 20 (27:51):
I don't even want to say. Can you please just
tell me what happened?
Speaker 21 (27:55):
Right?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
So, my child comes home and I see him and say,
why do you have herpes on your face?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Son?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
So he looks at me and says, they're grapes. Dad.
But clearly I know the difference getting one by me.
Speaker 20 (28:11):
So you're saying that one of our faith painters painted
the word herpies on the child's face.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
No, not the word actual herpes. And he was telling
me there were grapes.
Speaker 20 (28:23):
Maybe you're confused because your son thought that they were grapes,
and my face painter thought that they were groups on
the face.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Are you trying to tell me that I don't know
what herpes looks like. I've been to burning Man.
Speaker 20 (28:35):
I don't know how burning Man has anything to do
with this, but I know that my face painter would
never do something like that.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Fine, I've taken a public bust in Detroit. I've taken
a tour of the Hershey factory.
Speaker 20 (28:48):
I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
All different places where you would contract herpes.
Speaker 20 (28:54):
You have a lot of different examples of where you
can get these.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
But I do I have more if you want to
hear some.
Speaker 20 (29:01):
This has nothing to do with us, sir. I don't
understand what this is about.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
It has everything to do with you. My kid thinks
he has herpes because I told him.
Speaker 20 (29:10):
Well, then that's your fault, sir, because we wouldn't tell
him something like that.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
You told him that your company is the one who
painted it, so you're to blame.
Speaker 20 (29:18):
We're a children's entertainment company. Do you seriously think we
would do that?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I think I deserve to be compensated for this sudden
outbreak of injustice. You want to be compensated, I think
that's only fair.
Speaker 20 (29:32):
Well, I could give you a gift card for a
free face painting session.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Oh what, so I can.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Come home and find out you put Gonna Rhea on
his forehead? Hold on, I don't think so, sir.
Speaker 20 (29:43):
You're crossing the line here. I'm really trying to be helpful.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
I know, I don't think I'm crossing the line at all.
I think at this point you and your crewed face
painting crew need a dose of public shaming to set
you all straight. What how about you stand by a
freeway off ramp holding a sign that says I gave
herpes to a kid, Oh my god, and I tried
to cover it up with Gonna Rhea in a gift card.
Speaker 20 (30:07):
Okay, we're done here, sir.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
I'm gonna talk to the Attorney General about you, ma'am,
so your disgusting warped company never paints a face again.
Speaker 20 (30:18):
You know what, sir, Go right ahead. That would really
make my day.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna implicate you and all your face
painters and even your boyfriend Vaughn what because he's the
one who sets you up for this prank phone call today.
Speaker 20 (30:34):
So ha, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Gosh, I'm sorry, this is a joke. My name is
jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
a phone tap on you.
Speaker 20 (30:47):
Oh that was creepy. I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
I mean, yeah, it wasn't my idea.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
It was definitely your boyfriend Vaughn's. He emailed us, saying
that you deal with crazy parents all the time.
Speaker 20 (30:59):
Though from the part, oh my god, yes I do.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
He thought I could be the craziest of all.
Speaker 20 (31:05):
That was horrible.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's exactly what I said after I went on that
Hershey Factory tour.
Speaker 20 (31:11):
I'm pretty sure you didn't get herpes from that, but
whatever you think.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
If you've ever met any D list celebrities like a
reality TV contestant or a social media influencer or a
morning radio host, yes, but they're probably gonna try and
tell you within the first five minutes that their quote unquote.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Kind of famous.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, people know me.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
That's why we were all shocked when we learned the
guy on the phone didn't tell us immediately who he
was because he's actually been on TV before.
Speaker 20 (31:55):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
But it was only until after we got his date
on the line that his true identity was finally revealed,
and it left the entire studio shocked. Ye, dare I
say intrigued?
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Very?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I say very very.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
I don't want to say it roused.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Well say that, I don't. I think that'd be disturbing. Okay,
you find.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Disturbed is a good one. Let's put disturbed in that.
But see if you recognize this guy when you hear
the second date update, next second date update. Sometimes I
wonder do opposites really attract?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Okay, question because I look.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
At Brooks husband and he's handsome, charming, wait, funny, extremely humble. Yeah,
brook you're probably at least one of those things, if
not half of one.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I mean, I agree with you about my husband, but
now it's a little hurt question. I think it's more
of a personality thing that makes us opposite.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Okay, all right, Hey.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Hey, hey, there's a lot of theories has been thrown
around right here, but one of our listeners. One of
our listeners tried the opposites approach, and I wonder how
that went for him.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Since he's on the phone with us, I'm going nut well.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
But I am interested in hearing his story. So let's
talk to Chris. Chris, what's up man?
Speaker 13 (33:35):
Hey guys, Well, it's not going terrible, but I could
use your help.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Okay, you just need a little help, not a ton
of help.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
Well we'll see, I mean hopefully.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
All right, we'll tell us about your opposite.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Who are they?
Speaker 13 (33:47):
Well, the girl's name is Tiffany, but she's a couple
of years younger than the girls I've been dating, and
like loves to party and go out and super social and.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And do you like that as that a lifestyle you're into?
Speaker 22 (34:02):
You know, I had a last with her, and like,
I've typically not gone out with people like that, and
then I get kind of bored of the people that
I've been dating, And yeah, so I figured I'd give
this a whirl.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
That makes sense.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
I think everyone comes to a point where it's like
you love being drunk at a bar.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
At midnight, and then you get older and you're.
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Like, I'd rather be in bed at midnight while you know,
maybe reading a book, yeah something.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
I think that that's not what Chris is saying. He's
saying the opposite. He wants to get back into the
fun lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, yeah, right, he was bored by.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
The early Yeah I had I had a taste of it,
and it was it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Okay, so what did you and Tiffany do?
Speaker 13 (34:40):
So we initially met up at a bar, okay, and
like the sort of general awkwardness of like the first
meeting was broken immediately because she's like, hey, Honney, it
just gave me a huge hug, and like it was
very different from sort of the stand offish like oh
nice to meet or yeah, like the.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Whole tim and me.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
She wasn't old enough to be jaded yet, so she
didn't have as many barriers as many guards up.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
It's nice because some people are actually like that. They're
super outgoing and personable the second you meet them. So
it's nice that you found somebody like that. How did
the actual date go?
Speaker 13 (35:13):
It was great. Like I'm not one to go clubbing,
but I guess I can say I have now because
typically like I go to like maybe one bar or
one place to kind of hang out there for the eving.
I think we went to three clubs after, so like
I got dragged around and like willfully and happily.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Okay, that's a good thing, or is that a red
flag in your mind?
Speaker 13 (35:37):
I just kind of rolled with it and wasn't really sure,
like is this gonna be fun? Is this gonna be annoying?
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
And that's her scene, right, Like did you have to
wait in line or was she able to get you
in at every place?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Because that's how you know if she's.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, she knows all exactly what's up.
Speaker 13 (35:54):
Well, she was on the list at two places, and
then like we were in line for we got like
got to the first club and got in line and
immediately these two girlfriends are hers and like pulled it
up to the front and we walked right in.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, see that's even better.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
It is good.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
But also, you.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Know, is it where you jose because you said, oh,
and she's on the list at two places.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
I look, I have a lot of guy friends.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
I think we all know promoters, and the girls that
tend to be on every list at every club are fun.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
They are fun.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
They are fun, but they're not necessarily looking for a relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Like maybe I mean looking to have fun. What are
you looking for with her?
Speaker 13 (36:33):
Uh? Well, I mean see where it goes, I guess.
But what's weird is at the end of the night,
like had its amazing kiss with her and asked, Hey,
am I going to see you again? And she was like,
if you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I love it. That's such a good movie it is.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Yeah. Well then her ruber pulled up, she hopped in
and like waved goodbye, and like that was it. But
like I reached out to her afterwards, and she's responded,
But when I ask her to like make plans, she's noncommittal.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
She doesn't sound like a person who makes plans, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Like she's bar to bar, she's clubbed the club, she's
rolling with life, right.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
And I mean that's that's a fun lifestyle to live.
But is there any time during the night, Chris, where
you felt like the two of you just got to
sit down and connect.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That sounds old and boring, Jeffrey, Yeah, that's the type of.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Thing that I think he wants.
Speaker 13 (37:24):
We did talk a little bit about like our families
and how I recently lost a bunch of weight, and you.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Know how as.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I have a sister.
Speaker 13 (37:39):
No, no, no, I wasn't trying to have this conversation
on the danceport. No was before we went to the club.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, and I guess you had travel time in between, right,
like either you were walking or in an uber or whatever.
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Yeah, okay, but I mean it wasn't like awkward anything.
It was just sort of general. I mean, she said
she showed a picture of family and friends so that
I couldn't murder her.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
But and it's funny.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Tiffany sounds like a firecracker. So we're all gonna have
to turn up a lot before we.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Make this far call.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I don't know if we should say it like that.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
How do we say it?
Speaker 13 (38:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I think we just be ourselves with Tiffany. We need
to try to be cool jeff It's gonna be the.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning when we come back
boring song, so we can really skywalket off of it
when we do our second date.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Update it's happening next hold on.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Date.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah, we got our glow sticks out. We are flaming
yellow shots lit. I just went in the bathroom and
snorted something off the toilet seat.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
The thing is, I do feel lemony fresh before the
second date update, because that's what our listeners trying to
do for his dating life. Now, try not to be
so boring anymore. Yeah, it's one of the main reasons
he went out with someone named Tiffany. She's young and outgoing,
loves to party and bounce around from club to club,
So that's what they did for their date night.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Had a great time.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But afterwards, Tiffany's been mia. Good news is some of
her wild side did rub off on you, Chris, because
you're stepping out of your comfort zone now calling a
radio show trying to get a hold of her.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
How does that make you feel?
Speaker 13 (39:24):
I mean, somewhat desperate, but.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Slightly embarrassed, but still fun.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, that's what the young people feel all the time.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Do you think she's actually going to be awake right now?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (39:36):
I mean, like, I don't mean to make it seem
like she's always partying, but I just feel like she
would not miss a good party.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Okay, Okay, she's already on the list, she.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Has a job and like some sort of like adult
part of her life too.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
You mean, yeah, I mean, as far as I could tell,
she seems to keep it together, but she's not the
one who wants to Netflix and chill.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Okay, okay, there's no chill.
Speaker 13 (40:01):
Well there's like chill, but like it's gonna be like
chilling somewhere out about chill.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
No consciousness.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, that's what I'm that she was passed out an analoy.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Let's not waste any more time. Let's just call Tiffany
and see if she knows Alexis personally and if she
even remembers you, Chris, but not we'll be come friends.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
All right, Let's just do this. I'm a dollar number
right now. Here we go. Hello, she's awake? Is this Tiffany?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (40:50):
It is?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
What's up?
Speaker 16 (40:53):
How are you good?
Speaker 13 (40:56):
Any I?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Who you're talking with right now?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Or do you know?
Speaker 16 (40:58):
I don't know what I'm talking Jim's so tired.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, well you're on the radio right now with Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 20 (41:07):
No, yeah, Why am I on the radio.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Because a little birdie told me that you're a fun time.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Why are you saying it like we're supposed to be
the birdie?
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Okay, all right, missus cool?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
You take it away.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I don't know it just sounded weird, like you got
her number off some bathroom stall.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Maybe I did, Tiffany, would that be.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Weird to you?
Speaker 16 (41:36):
That would be weird. But the birdie No, I was
partying with the birdie last night.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
I think she was hallucinating.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
But the truth is, we're calling you because one of
our listeners gave us your phone number because he wants
to get a hold of you. Remember going out with
Chris the other night?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, Jeff followed Chris.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Was he a good time?
Speaker 16 (42:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:02):
We have fun.
Speaker 16 (42:04):
For a guy that was like more of an introvert,
he kind of let loose, okay, like he let it
shell down and just like had a had of ball.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
I can't help but notice the there's something in your voice,
Tiffany that's telling me something was off.
Speaker 16 (42:20):
Yeah. So at one point towards the beginning of the date,
he started like talking about how he's lost a lot
of wheat and in the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
In the newspaper, sorry, what did that have to do
with the newspaper?
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (42:34):
He said that they did a story or a feature
of him or something.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Who good for him?
Speaker 16 (42:40):
And then he said that he might also be on television.
So I researched it because you would think like the
TV would tell the story when the newspaper like both
of those would talk about his weight loss and everything.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, because just knowing your type personality, you're not going
to be reading any newspapers coming out.
Speaker 16 (42:58):
That's like I was really looking for the televani.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
She's like, let me see the short news clip on TikTok,
so what would you find?
Speaker 16 (43:06):
I found him on Doctor Phil.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh, Doctor Phil. It was like a national story.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Why was he on Doctor Phil?
Speaker 16 (43:14):
So I'm not going to say why he was on there,
because like that's his business, but I'm not going to
hang out with him anymore because when I turned on
the television, he was on the TV in the same
outfit we went to the date and and he wasn't
on there for his weight loss.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
So I can understand like the outfit thing, because everybody
has that one outfit that makes him feel really good
about that.
Speaker 11 (43:42):
I don't know my outfit that i'd wear Doctor Phil.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm like dying to know what the Doctor Phil episode
was about.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Chris, you smoke so much crime?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
That was a weight loss?
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Weight loss was a good one, But seriously.
Speaker 16 (44:02):
Like I said, that's his business is not mine, and
clearly like he probably doesn't have a problem talking to
you because he called you, you're calling me. I would
definitely ask him.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Okay, well, if you're not gonna tell Tiffany, then we're
just gonna turn over to the other line and ask Chris, Chris,
why were you on doctor Phil bro Wait?
Speaker 16 (44:22):
Wait, you have him on the phone.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, that's that's how this segment works. We haven't waiting
on the other line.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
But Chris, oh.
Speaker 13 (44:29):
God, yeah, I mean, look, I ad met I was
on Talking Phil. And but what I mean, Look, I'll
explain sort of quickly your words a lot.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
What's going on here?
Speaker 8 (44:43):
Man?
Speaker 9 (44:43):
I don't like it?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
How did you make a whole show?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
And why would you tell her about it if it's
something you're embarrassed of.
Speaker 13 (44:49):
I wasn't embarrassed, but I didn't really think she'd go
look it up. I was just like we were talking about,
like being written up in the newspaper and possibly being
on TV.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
All right, well, can you fill us in on why
you were on the show?
Speaker 13 (45:03):
I was, I was a guest. I wasn't the main feature.
But the deal was my sister was a stripper, and
what was left up about it was a friend of
mine went to the strip club and might courted her,
and so that's what the show was about.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Just the show is about somebody sleeping with your stripper sister.
Speaker 13 (45:26):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Okay, who hasn't that happened to before?
Speaker 8 (45:30):
That?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
From doctor philm that sounds pretty a worse.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, it's a pretty dull thing. Like Tiffany, you're in
the party scene. What does that bother you?
Speaker 16 (45:38):
The partner really like weirding me out was the fact
when they asked him, like, if this wasn't just this there,
would you be attracted to her?
Speaker 13 (45:44):
And he said yes, Oh wait, I say, tell my sister,
she's ugly. Come on.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
The point is to like imagine her as not a sister.
Speaker 13 (45:55):
There's no right answer for that. They're only wrong that
he has a point.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Doctor Phil asking this question, do you want the juice
due you want the drama on the show?
Speaker 5 (46:07):
And I think, if anything, it proves that Chris is
a gentleman because he knows how to compliment a lady.
Speaker 17 (46:13):
That is a stress.
Speaker 16 (46:14):
Being attracted to someone and complimenting them are two different things.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Your sister, But what am I to say? No, she's
pretty she's just not my type.
Speaker 16 (46:24):
I mean that, I don't look at my sister like that.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
I don't know I would look like.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
The point was Doctor Phil said, pretend it's not your sister.
I feel like maybe Doctor Phil should book both of
you for a new show.
Speaker 16 (46:47):
Are you kidding me? Get out of here?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
We needed one more chance.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
Yeah, you guys just need one date to build a
little bit more drama between you.
Speaker 16 (46:54):
I know what drama. I don't want it was.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
It wasn't drama though. It was just a misunderstanding a time.
Speaker 13 (47:01):
The drama came from. You've seen it.
Speaker 16 (47:04):
Yeah, like he purposely mis read me.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
So he didn't he did.
Speaker 17 (47:08):
He did.
Speaker 16 (47:09):
He wanted to be cool. He wanted to say that
he was popular or he had some type of famous.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
I didn't see any of that. And who's going to
try to brag by saying there on doctor Film.
Speaker 16 (47:19):
You don't say you are doctor Phill. You said you,
that's right.
Speaker 13 (47:22):
I did not. I said I was on TV.
Speaker 16 (47:26):
Right, you're on TV when your stripless sister that you
were attracted to.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
If you would he needed a.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Job, I'm not attracted. He like that, like she's a
pretty girl.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
I think he's made it pretty clear here, Tiffany, he's
not attracted to his sister. He is attracted to you, though.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Prove that.
Speaker 13 (47:47):
The girls married a dozen strips and he come on
question makes.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Her less attractive?
Speaker 5 (47:55):
What we would like to send you, Tiffany on a
date with this TV star who is one hundred percent
not attracted to his real sister anymore?
Speaker 16 (48:05):
Anymore? When did he stop?
Speaker 13 (48:07):
I don't know what it is a joke.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
He doesn't like drama. Give you another chance. He sounds
like a cool dude.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
We can find out if he's really an honest guy
or not right now. I'm just gonna ask you one question, Chris,
are you attracted to my co host Brook?
Speaker 13 (48:30):
I mean, I think she is a very attractive lady.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Can't trust this guy? I'm with you, Tiffany, cut and run, can't.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
Trust stay away from shows?
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Man.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
I know we were kind of joking about it, but
I'm serious. I actually think having those two on a
Doctor Phil episode would be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, you think funnier than the stripper sister.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Hearing the vicker back and forth. I mean that's TV.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Gold and I do like how honest he is about
all his questioning, you know, even when asked if you
thought his sister was attractive.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
That's all you can ask for. And after we recorded
that second date behind the scenes, I did confirm that
Jose has a sister, so I asked him if she
wasn't his sister, would he be attracted to her? And
to his credit, he was very grossed out by that. No,
she's not his type.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
But that's the thing with siblings.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's okay to say that that that your other sibling
isn't attractive exactly, but his.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Mom story don't get me going. Mama like, okay, okay,
if she wasn't your mom, let me be clear. Answered,
I thought it was assumed.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
Jose's mom better check her DMS.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
A little bit later, he's got a message coming to her.
Speaker 11 (50:06):
Mama doesn't know how to check her DM.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Actually, I think mama needs to block her side.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
Yeah, number I think we just kind of with a
fun new party game.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Though that you can play.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
It's called if she Wasn't Your Sister? By Hasbro.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
The Brothers.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
They're like twelve one of us. Yeah, but the legal one.
I mean that's fair.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
D No, you can stop at first base. You don't
go any farther with the mars. Okay, we hope you're
listening anyway. If ever, you want to get a second
date update, or just be really grossed out by a
few minutes of us talking to you, email the show.
We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 8 (50:44):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
I was checking emails yesterday and I came across a
really weird message. He was from a therapist who apparently
listens to the show, and they wrote, after hearing several
sets from your radio program, I fear that you may
suffer from a superiority complex, a god complex, and a
(51:09):
persecution complex, and I would strongly recommend my services.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Are you sure they were talking about you?
Speaker 4 (51:16):
I was like, what that?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Does it sound like you?
Speaker 5 (51:19):
How dare you write that to me? Do you know
who you're sending this email to?
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Okay, if that was your response, I could actually maybe.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
See where she But then then I stepped back and
I remembered, oh, yeah, I'm on Brooks computer, so I
am good. That was really cool because the only complex
that I'm familiar with is the apartment complex next to
the courthouse, where several people saw Jose gathering audio.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
How did I not see that?
Speaker 11 (51:54):
Coy I got recors was like, well, I would never get.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
I know some people are saying I would never go
down to the courthouse. That's below me. But luckily Jose
did for a brand new what you're doing at the
courthouse right after this. You know, there's many different types
of courts in this country, basketball courts, food courts, guest
(52:20):
rooms at the Courtyard Marriott, but our favorite kind of
court is the judicial kind.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
We love justice on this show.
Speaker 7 (52:30):
Yes we do.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and.
Speaker 5 (52:32):
Practically lawyer, Yeah we are, and that's what makes us
license to do this segment what You're doing at the Courthouse,
where we go down to the courthouse and just ask
the folks there a simple question, what.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
You're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 23 (52:46):
Back in June of eighty five, I've fabocated a company
too Wells Fargo and back then laser printers.
Speaker 21 (52:58):
Why I check?
Speaker 23 (53:00):
So I designed my home pay well checks.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,
and you wrote your own checks. That's how they got me.
Speaker 23 (53:09):
I did eight checks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety
five thousand, dollars wells fargo.
Speaker 6 (53:17):
Ey to me, I bet man, that's a lot of money.
What'd you do with that money.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
When I bought my fifty five band head?
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Oh the car, Harley?
Speaker 5 (53:28):
He at a kick starter you.
Speaker 6 (53:30):
Well, what did the ladies think about that?
Speaker 24 (53:33):
Can I say it?
Speaker 6 (53:34):
Say whatever you want?
Speaker 23 (53:35):
They thought it was a six hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Oh not expect You don't want him to whisper, sweet,
nothing's in.
Speaker 5 (53:47):
Your ear Brooks hopping on the back of that guy's.
Speaker 11 (53:51):
For sure made in heaven. Can run from the cops
on that Harley.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Dude, his voice sounds like a dead Harley.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Got to miss the eighties.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Yeah, the good old day I was born.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 12 (54:07):
A cop tried to give me a DUI when there
was no alcohol involved.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
So you're out driving? You're partying one night?
Speaker 12 (54:15):
Oh not partying?
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh, not partying at all?
Speaker 12 (54:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Wait, did he give you a sobriety test?
Speaker 12 (54:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Did he make you like walk in a line or
did you do the alphabet one?
Speaker 12 (54:26):
Well, actually gave me his both sobriety test that nobody
could pass because he was screaming in my face.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
And you don't really Remember what that was?
Speaker 11 (54:36):
Remember what was someone still wasted?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, that's a permanent issue. No, we didn't give you.
Speaker 11 (54:44):
A sobriety test, but after the sobriety test.
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Anyway, thank you for this interview, sir.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
What interviews?
Speaker 7 (54:50):
Yeah, we're recording.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
It's what you're doing at the courthouse where we go
down to the courthouse and ask a simple question.
Speaker 6 (54:57):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 9 (54:59):
You know, just interning, interning, you know, interning to be
a what. I'm not sure yet, but I'm trying to
get experienced and see where it goes from there.
Speaker 6 (55:07):
So what makes you so interested in courthouses?
Speaker 5 (55:10):
To be honest, CSI?
Speaker 9 (55:13):
Okay, you know, my my mom wanted me, wanted me
to be a doctor. My dad wanted me to be
a lawyer. I don't I don't want to be either,
but I felt like, you know, that CSI stuff was
the in between.
Speaker 6 (55:23):
What's the most intriguing part about it?
Speaker 9 (55:25):
I'll probably say work in like a crime lab.
Speaker 11 (55:28):
And also, like CSI, after you crack the case, you
get a hot chick next to.
Speaker 9 (55:31):
You, right, Hey, that's the goal too, just like the
TV show Hey exactly, you know, like Happy Andy for both.
Speaker 5 (55:39):
I don't know what version of CSI.
Speaker 11 (55:43):
Oh, I mean, if it's anything like CSI Miami. He's
got a lot of gorgeous women.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Around, so I think it's just a lot more disgusting
body fluid.
Speaker 8 (55:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (55:54):
He's got a lot to discover.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
You know what. Maybe we're all wrong and he's just
gonna be like swarmed by gorgeous women.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Oh my, I just got to see you on my case.
Speaker 13 (56:06):
Koreans.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
You're getting read me housing?
Speaker 2 (56:07):
How you doing everybody out there in the family world?
Speaker 19 (56:09):
Shout out to my brother and.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
So what are you up to today?
Speaker 24 (56:14):
I love the loother lady, and I call him off
the top gun I have a problem with call Lisa.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Her name is Listen. She's a top gl She the
one got me fired right now. I'm about that. I'm
fired for.
Speaker 5 (56:22):
Calling you a top gun. That's called banging body healthy.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Giving your body to me.
Speaker 6 (56:27):
Mone ain't talk.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
All day long and all night long too, every day.
Speaker 24 (56:32):
No, every day and you it's just fun what I do, girl,
I'm in lone the shout out to Linda Fay.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
It's freaking jump.
Speaker 5 (56:47):
I do that all day.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
You are a lucky woman.
Speaker 6 (56:54):
Just got jealous.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
I know, next time you guys that this dude is
walking around the streets without a record deal and you
didn't jump on top of that.
Speaker 7 (57:04):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (57:04):
I should have called it one of the record label
reps and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
Said banging body healthy, giving his body to me.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:16):
If Bieber would use that line, it's Grammys. But him,
he ends up in jail.
Speaker 6 (57:21):
Come on, he called her a top gun.
Speaker 4 (57:23):
Yeah yeah, justice for Ricky Jones. Come in here.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 21 (57:28):
Well, I'm here with my wife. She's here on a
felony charge which she did not commit.
Speaker 6 (57:36):
Wink wink, nudge, nudge. Now I gotta ask you a
random question. You're lighting a cigarette. I just saw you
put a piece of paper on the cigarette. What was
that about?
Speaker 5 (57:44):
My cigarette broke?
Speaker 4 (57:45):
So that was a rolling paper?
Speaker 6 (57:47):
Oh so you kind of like doctored it a little bit, Yes, sir.
Speaker 21 (57:50):
I usually buy a pound of tobacco, which is it's
two cartons. So that's like two thousand cigarettes and that
last us at least half a month.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
How older you look like? You're seventeen years old?
Speaker 21 (58:04):
Yeap, dude, I know man, it's uh, it's all the
hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled myself and uh, they those
drugs acted as a preservative.
Speaker 11 (58:14):
So because you did all these drugs in a way,
you preserve your body.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
Yes, And I don't advocate that.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
I mean he's snorting botox as well.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
I don't know, but he did look great. Whatever it is,
Kim Kardashian is going to be jumping on that trend
as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I think in one month he's gonna look eighty five.
Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, catch up, that's what you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 8 (58:43):
Freaking Jeffrey.
Speaker 25 (58:44):
In the morning, Nathan from Lynnwood is back on the
phone to take you on once again.
Speaker 13 (58:56):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
He's one in three against you all time, and he
says his strateg to win this time is to answer
the questions with his brain.
Speaker 6 (59:05):
Oh wait, where were you?
Speaker 13 (59:06):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (59:06):
And Nathan, what body part were you using before?
Speaker 12 (59:10):
I don't know, ye don't say.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
I think we understand exactly where the answers were coming
from a bad start for me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
That usually just means things are only uphill from here.
Speaker 5 (59:25):
Yeah, sure, yeah, Actually you do you want them to
go downhill so that it's easier.
Speaker 4 (59:32):
Going downhill is easier than going uphill.
Speaker 2 (59:34):
Wait? Is that how this is?
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Now I've broken everybody's brain. Get out of here broken, Nathan.
Now that we've thoroughly confused, brook you know how the
game works. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
But you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 13 (59:52):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (59:52):
Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (59:53):
Turn your brain on. Time starts now. Today is National
Dandy Lion Day. True or false. Dandelions are technically classified
as a flower.
Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
True.
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
What is the capital city of South Korea?
Speaker 18 (01:00:06):
Past?
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Sodium chloride is the chemical name for what ingredient you'd
find in your kitchen salt? How many weeks are in
a year? What actor had the famous line you talking
to me al Pacino every year on Memorial Day?
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
What famous auto.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Race is held?
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
The NASCAR five hundred.
Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Is That's totally a race?
Speaker 13 (01:00:37):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Brooks coming back in the studio and Nathan, I hear
you have somebody in the background.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
There is that? Who is that?
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Who's your little helper?
Speaker 16 (01:00:46):
I have my one and a half year old and
my five year old and we're going to daycare, and
I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Fight, said Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
They were trying to answer the questions for you better
than him.
Speaker 13 (01:00:58):
Yeah, these are recording right, we're not recording these. I
don't want my kids to hear these later.
Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
Oh yeah, you know this is going down in radio history,
my guy. Yeah on the podcast and everything.
Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Yeah, you can go back to this, mom. Remember the
time that you ruined daddy for getting a one hundred
dollars Listen, now we can't pay for daycare. We don't
know that for sure. They'll tell brook answers.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
God, he fix your eyes are so funny.
Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I love he's a tired dad.
Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Everything.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Okay, ready, yeah, ready, your time starts now. Today is
National Dandelion Day. True or false. Dandelions are technically classified
as a flower.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I say true.
Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
What is the capital city of South Korea?
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Soul?
Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Sodium chloride is the chemical name for what ingredient you'd
find in.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Your kitchen baking soda?
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
How many weeks are in one year?
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Fifty two?
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
What actor had the famous line you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You talking to me? Sylvester Stallone?
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Every year on Memorial Day? What famous auto races?
Speaker 18 (01:01:58):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Answer that's right with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Stop face.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Stared she's a Facebook creep.
Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
I'm also okay, he's a Facebook Nathan, you got two correct,
one for each kiddo.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
And Brook.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Yeah, did you get the same amount of questions in.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
By your guys jokes?
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I don't think Sylvester Stallone is the one that said that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
But you did get two others, right, Okay, Nathan going
to one and four all time?
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
My man, you're so fun though.
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
You're a god dad. Yeah, let's go over the answers.
It's a National Dandelion Day. Dandelions are a flower. That's false.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
They should be absol.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I think they're so pretty and they're very good for
our insects. And yeah, you actually shouldn't cut him down, but.
Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Kill the grass like your husband would.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Think they're so nice, don't. It's a big fight.
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Capital city of South Korea is Soul. Sodium chloride is
a chemical name for table salts in your kitchen. There
are fifty two weeks in one year. The famous line
you talking to me was spoken by Robert de Niro
in the movie Taxi Driver. And every year Memorial Day,
it's not the NASCAR five hundred, it's the Indianapolis five hundred.
Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
I was like isn't that all of.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
The Nathan, Unfortunately can't give you any money here, but
what we're gonna do is send you some Brook and
Jeffrey swag. Every time you look at it, you're gonna
be like I lost to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Brooks, right, I'll haunt you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
We need more happy dad.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I never felt this funny, Nathan, thanks for calling in man.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Thank you. Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 18 (01:04:00):
Name
Hey, thanks for finding the full show podcast. It's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning. Are about to experience an
hour of pure fun. Oh yeah, okay, it'll put you
to sleep.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
However you use this podcast is up to you. Yeah,
I'll enjoy a nice little nap.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And I just want to remind everyone that it is
a limited time that we're offering our first ever Merch
for a Cause, second Date Update edition.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The T shirts. We got a sweatshirt, we got a
crew and hoodie.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And one of the proceeds go to Convoy of Hope,
which is a fantastic organization that helps out with relief,
including the California wildfire relief.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You can see picks of us in them on our
socials at Bric and Jeffrey. You know, people are always
disappointed once they see the picks, not of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Face.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, definitely go for the shirt and then keep
your comments about your facial disappointment to a minimum.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
All right, there, it is at Bric and Jeffrey and
buy the merch please. Leak is in the show notes.
Let's start the show.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Are you a rude, inconsiderate person?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Probably? Yeah, you are, because we've all been there where
you made plans with a friend and then the night
of it suddenly hits you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I'd rather stay in tonight.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah, every day this is awkward.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
So what's the latest time you can cancel without completely
ruining the other person's night?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think that's like morning of Well, according.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
To a survey, the absolute latest time that you can
do it is two pm that day. Oh yeah, and
after that we're late.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was really interested in that.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
The whole show has been ruined now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So I'm I don't I can't make it.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
It's so rude.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Might as well do w C I I which clip
is it?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
With two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time
to point one of them, let's get into your choices.
Option one is a twenty six second clip of a
school official announcing a snow day wrapping along to the
Fresh Prince theme song How old is This?
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Is?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Getting old?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
You gotta choose it or we're going to do it
deep into summer? Or Option two a thirty second clip
of a professional keyboard player who had a car alarm
going off outside of his apartment, so he decided to
turn it into a beautiful song.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So what's it gonna be snow.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Day song or alarm Honk Along Alexis.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Alarm honk long o man my apartment, Yeah Brook, Alexis
needs this alarm honk along?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
All right, Let's listen to the sound of a professional
keyboard player who had a car alarm going off outside
of his apartment and he turned it into a beautiful song.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It was still annoying to me.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
That was which.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Clamp is it?
Speaker 9 (03:12):
Now?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Let's get into something even more annoying than a car alarm,
the shock collar question of the day. We're sending over
to digital Jake to give us some sweet soothing trivia
to ease our mind.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
We're playing a brand new game called bunk or No bunk.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
We'll go around the room and I'll tell each of
you a simple sentence, and afterwards you have to decide
is it bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay means truth and no bunk means not true.
Speaker 10 (03:47):
The exact opposite means it's not true, means it's false.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
No bunk means it's true.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Whoever in the room stays longest picking the right choice
will decide who gets to get shocked.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
So let's play bunk or no bunk. I'm starting with Alexis.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh no, you're about to get bunked.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
I guess you can see the Great Wall of China
from space. Bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, I think it's true. So which wait, bunk is true?
It's a curve the bunk or no bunk, no bunk Jake.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Alexis says, no bunk, that's bunk. Confirmed. It's not actually visible,
even though many textbooks say it is. So got that wrong.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
She's at risk of being shocked and gets no more questions.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Alexis goes to the Great Walls, like, I have some thoughts.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think all right.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
The stage before frostbite is known as frost nibble.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I got frost nibbled. I think that's bunk. I don't
think it's called that.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
You said bunk. That's bunk.
Speaker 10 (05:09):
Yeah, days before frostbite is known as frost nip with
a key. So get to say if to move on
to the next round, and she is still available to
choose who gets shocked Jose. The snack food pringle contains
no actual potatoes. Is that bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 11 (05:28):
I think it does contain potato, but it's like a
very tiny amount o bunk.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
You said bunk. That's also BUNKO.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Eat springle does contain a small amount of dried potatoes.
Brooke and Jose are still alive. Alexis is at risk
of being shocked Jeff for your question. Seven percent of
all humans who have ever lived are alive today.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Is that bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, there's so many people on Earth right now,
more people obviously than ever before.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
How many people are on Earth? Count one?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, at least six in here.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I feel like that's true.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm gonna say that's no bunk. You said no bunk, that's.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
No bunk.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Alive over there, Try to bunk me.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
One hundred and eight billion people have ever been born
in the history of the world in seven and a
half billion or alive today, So you can do that math.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
We're on to round two. Okay, We're gonna start with Brook.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
There we go, Brook.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
The lines on a red Solo cup are there to
measure the correct servings for pouring liquor, wine and beer.
Is that bunk or no bunk?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know, you know, I've heard this and I feel
like it's an old wives tale. I think maybe people
use it as that, but I think that it's bunk.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
You said that's bunk, and it's bunk. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
A representative from Solo says the lines and the cupp
are designed for functional performance and they are not measurement.
Speaker 11 (07:00):
Lines seem like diagrams that show you the shot of
you see anything on the internet.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
My college heres were a lie.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Jose, our own host, Jeffrey prefers intimate time with the
lights on.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
What do you think, Jose.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Question, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
Well, I feel like jeff like, even though he's an
attractive guy with a nice body, I feel like he's.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
A little shy to hear about it.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
So I'm going to say, that's bunk.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You said bunk, that's no bunk.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Information I didn't have told me earlier.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
He likes lots of eye contact during even if you're
trying to avoid it. Brooks made it all the way through.
She'll automatically get to pick who gets shocked. Jeff If
you get this right, you'll also get to help her
pick who gets shocked. You're at risk, Jeffrey. Chocolate has
been proven to be an aphrodisiac. Bunk or no bunk,
(08:06):
trust me.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I've tried this.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That is bunk.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I agree.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Jeff said bunk, it's bunk.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, doesn't work.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
You No studies have proven a strong link between chocolate
and arousal.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's because I haven't been involved in those.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Too much information and Jeff made it through bunk or
no bunks. So you two get to pick who gets
shocked while singing a song to that.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Who's your vote for? I want to go for Jose
for not knowing my style.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'll just go with you on eye contact with you anymore.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Fact, after them, you should all ask me about my preferences.
So this is information you need to know. Jose is
going to be getting shocked today. And somebody wanted to
hear Savage by Megan the Stallion.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
I'm a savage, classy, bougie, ratchet, sassy, moody, nasty.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
To shock me on that's your shock collar question other day.
Hope you let something there. You got your phone tap
coming up right.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
There's so much chaos and confusion happening in the world
right now. Can we focus on one good thing?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Do you have it?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is that okay with everyone?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, a little bit of good news because reports are
saying way less kids are needing emergency room visits right now.
And I know that's not good news for brook In
the chain of for profit hospitals that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
But no, they're just emergency care places.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Oh yeah, well still it is true, and doctors say
there's one major reason for the decline in kids in
the er that it's because children aren't swallowing and choking
on coins as much anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Kids have gone to Venmo too.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, basically it's been going down ever since twenty twelve,
when contactless payments really started to become popular. So people
just don't keep as many loose coins lying around their
house for their children to eat.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
There's just as many pennies to.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Remember.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I remember as a kid how tempting it was to
swallow coins.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Do I.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Really?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yes, put up my nose too, actually do that?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Yes, you put a brad from up my nose? Bro
Why it was the.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Fun thing to do.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I never ate a coin.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
You should try it, and maybe a Jewish culture we
make chocolate coins for Hanukah. It gets a little bit
confusing that I was popping money in my mouth all
day long.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Hoping for a good whistle, and I'm just dumb.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
The boys really rounded out, but now no more coins
swallowing for children. They're just swallowing Amexes easier to remain
so Seet.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Just hold his throat up to the scanner.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
See this is the good news that the world needed
to hear. Yeah, and we're bringing it back down with
Laser Stories.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality
show competition, and it's like a spin off of the
show The Voice, but for pets, where your pup barks
a tune on stage as Simon Cowell partially judges them
before sending them off to the pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, is it just do it.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Like a goldfish?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Like?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Whatever it is, nobody makes it to Hollywood. Laser Stories
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we got a laser
and there's other wolf worms just don't. This first laser
story is out of Glassboro, New Jersey. The other day,
a guy walked into a store, went straight to the
refrigerated area, and dunked his head in a vat of pickles.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Dream I'm true Bobby for pickles.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Well, apparently it was some kind of like social media
thing because he was filming himself the whole time as
he did it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh, dude, of my mind. I hate when people ruin
things for everybody else.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Other than that, he didn't cause any other kind of disturbance,
but the vat of pickles needed to be dumped for sanitaries.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
I was thinking that, like hair was in there.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm glad you got to that conclusion. It'd be scary
if they did it.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
The local police posted about it, and the guy came
forward and admitted he did it. Oh, it's unclear what
charges or fines he might face. The store says they
lost fifty two dollars worth of product, and that was
like forty jars of pickles.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I feel like I was expecting more than that. It
Just buy the jar, dude, and then do it.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, you know he doesn't like pickles.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh, not a fan.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But the reason the story's making news is because the
police had fun with it on social media, saying, quote,
we certainly relish the community's hell in bringing attention to
the pickle that we were in yesterday going forward, we
would be delighted Aha if other incidents, especially those of
(13:09):
a more serious nature, get the same exposure.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Let's go to your next.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Lay as our story that's out of couple's corners. It's
hard to believe there could be a new dating trend
that could happen at home, but it's a thing, and
one man named Colin is going viral for it because
he posted on Twitter recently saying that he and his
girlfriend invented something during a blizzard in Buffalo last year.
(13:34):
It's called bottle night.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's pretty simple, he said.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Quote, we lock our phones away, turn the TV off,
We each grab a bottle of wine and just talk.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh so you're talking about like Friday night.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah, that's it's it's talking and just enjoying being around
each other, which is.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
A new concept.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wait, he used his phone to post about it.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
They did sheet to get a selfie of themselves one time.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It was a bottle of wine. Right, It wasn't like
a bottle of vodka.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
A night.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Her picture. It's bottles of wine. But they don't specify
what type of bottle. I think you have that creative
freedom regardless. The post went viral, and some people are
poking fun saying things like this guy thinks he discovered
hanging out. Also, no mention of having to finish the
bottles that you open.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I do believe that's optional.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
People open bottles and don't finish them, Believe it or not.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Restraint is something people use sometimes. This next lazer stories
out of food News. Are we ever gonna run out
of weird new foods to eat? Well, here's the latest.
Three new options are hitting grocery store shelves. You could
text in right now seventy five nine to two tell
us which of these do you want to try the most?
Because number one is cheese it fle favored ranch dressing.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Hidden Valley just.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Announced it ahead of National Ranch Day on March tenth.
It hits Walmart and Kroger stores this month, and they
say it's something that the fans came up with, which
is kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What do you get?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
A cheesy m sounds kind of good?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
But are you even ranch at that point? You know
what I mean? Like, I'm a purist, sorry, Jess.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Although I will take some jalapenia ranch, I have my exceptions.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Second is a grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. If dipping
a real grilled cheese sandwich into your soup sounds like
too much effort, Campbell's is doing a limited edition run
of this. If you want to try it, check the
soup aisles because it might already be there.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Why do I feel like I'm just gonna be eating
a bowl of hot case a lot of cheesy items, right.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, And finally the food that at least I've been
dreading has finally been created. Oh, I'm talking about Oscar
Meyer meatless hot dogs.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Your nightmare.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Plan based, Jeff. The picture I'm showing my co host
makes it look like they're real.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
But they are not.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
They do look really real.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
They're called not hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I thought it was hot at first.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
But no, they're made of plant based meat, so it's
a little bit different than like a veggie dog. But
their parent company, craft Higns has a plant based offshoot
now called the Not Company.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
And they're smart.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
They have a Wienerobile that's of course electric, right, no
gas around, that's right.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Keep your winders clean does not sound tasting.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
If you just tuned in, that's not the message you
think it was saying.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
This next Lazer story is out of the open road fun.
You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to
figure out what the vanity plate in front of you
is supposed to represent?
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, oh, I love that.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I bought a car once that said h eight kids
could never figure it out what it meant. Drive that
around for six years, got a lot of mean middle fingers.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
For some reason.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Why was it a minivan? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I don't know. Anyway. There's a new pull out on
vanity license plates, and almost twenty thousand Americans weighed in.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Here's the results.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Fourteen percent of people say they're sporting one right now.
Twelve percent say that they've had one in the past,
but they felt like a total dork driving around with
it and you're like, shut up.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
I would imagine like it's fun until you get it
and then you're like, yeah, there's my kid.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Twenty six percent of people have not done it but
would consider it, and thirty two percent of people say
they are not interested in a vanity plate whatsoever. That
separate question asked if you've seen a personalized plate that
shouldn't have been allowed on the roads. Surprising amount of
people said yes. Twenty two percent either that or.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
They're just reading it wrong. Yeah, like it's supposed to
being totally our minds turn it into something that's not.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It reminds me of the office with the guy that
he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if I'm
a William Hung fan? Something like that?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
W w L L Hung?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yeah, well Hung, Why does everyone ask I'm a William
Hung fan? And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate
would say? Maybe shell game? Too many letters?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay, shurt alert.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Again? Too many letters? You'll probably just go with Humper,
but drop the U. Yeah, because that looks cool at
that point. That's how means the choice has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
If you want to impress a lady when you pull
up to your first date, forget showing up in a
flashy new sports car. There's an even hotter set of
wheels that you should be riding. It's not an RV
hashtag van life and not talking about Brook's favorite a
clown car. How do you think she hooked up with
four people all at once?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I mean, and there's plenty of room for more. I
try to find more takers.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Is It may be worse than both of those things
in terms of the sexy aspect, because it is the
highlight of one of our voicemails, and you're gonna hear
it during a brand new loser line coming up right
after this.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
the loser line. Good on, just call me.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
It works like this.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Let's say someone approaches you out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Is that dress felt?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What would you like it to be?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Whatever they do?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You guys even know what dresses are made of. Yeah,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Whatever you do, don't don't give yourself the Heimlich so
you could puke all over him. Instead, tell him he's
real funny like Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, and
you want to be his sidekicked just like short rounds.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's a comedy.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
And then hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail.
We can play on the air voicemails like this one. Next, Hey,
what's up April?
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Doesn't ring a bill? Huh? Probably not?
Speaker 14 (20:26):
You were drunk I was drunk, but hey, I'm a
guy who gave you all the tips the other night
at the casino. Yeah, I was drunk, but I wasn't
that drunk. So I'm kind of thinking you owe me
a little bit. So, uh, hey, why don't you, Ben Momy,
Let's say twenty five percent. I think twenty five percent works, right.
I need you to tap my pocket in a positive way,
Ben movie.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Next message, upset to any of her money?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, I will say we did have to edit out
his Venmo account because he said it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
We're not allowed to put that on the radio.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
But does anybody else skeptical that situation actually happened.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, it's just like every other man who's like, Oh,
I told her how to do that, That's why it worked.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's not she won because she was lucky. I just
told her to smile.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
She made a bunch of tis.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (21:14):
Next message, Hey, Stanley, this is I think I should
call you sexy segue Stanley.
Speaker 13 (21:28):
I can't believe I.
Speaker 16 (21:28):
Just said that, but it's true.
Speaker 17 (21:31):
I mean, normally, I've never thought of segs as sexy.
Speaker 18 (21:37):
I mean I just think of them as like, you know,
Kevin James and walkoff really blah blah, no, thank you, Nex,
but you riding that segue it really turned me on.
And I just okay, I'm just gonna say it. I
just want to ride You're sex with you, like, clench
(22:02):
onto your back and just hold height and we could
just ride and hand them on your seguey, it's just
so creaking hot.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Next message, Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
My god, I don't think that sentence has ever been uttered.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
If you go on a segue, she's the one.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I mean through how your Harley's son.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Let's just say, like, what about Alexis? If you're in
a mall right now and Michael B. Jordan's look alike
cruises in right past the Panda Express right up to you,
does that make him hotter?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
If your shirtless?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Maybe even with a helmet.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Next message, Hey girl, give me a call back. You
know what this is. Holler at me. I'm waiting all
day thinking about you. Holler at me. Give me a callback.
I'm ready for you. Get it for me. You give
me a phone number.
Speaker 16 (22:56):
Holler at me.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
I mean, how are you.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
We've all known a guy like this?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I think, I mean, I don't think you should be
too planned, but like maybe think a little.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Bit about what you're gonna Saymaila, And are.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
You like Alexis who enjoys seven hours of TikTok per day,
then you should head over a broken Jeffrey on the Talk. Yeah,
we post the number one loser line every single week
on there. We've got other stuff up on there too,
and you can hear messages like this one next.
Speaker 17 (23:24):
Message, Hey Chris, it's Kathy. I mean, you're not returning
my calls, and I'm not really sure I was. You know,
I'm tired just like thinking about why, and I feel
like it might have been that I had a toddler
with me when I met you at the bar.
Speaker 18 (23:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (23:45):
I just I really felt a connection between us, and
I just wanted to make it crystal clear that that
is not my child. I mean, I told my friend
that I would take care of for a kid for
the day, and I just had no idea how hard
it would be and how annoying this little toddler could
(24:07):
possibly be. So then after thirty minutes, I was like,
you know what, We're gonna go on a field trip
to the bar and I'm gonna relax. So again, if
the reason you're not calling me is because of the kid.
I am one hundred on your side.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Message.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I know, if I see a woman at the bar
who has a toddler with her, I'm definitely intrigued and
I'm instantly sending her two shots of tequila to see
what she does. Wild is she?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, she only lasted thirty minutes of watching this kid
before she needed a drink, which I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I got too.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
If you get too drunk at the bar, who's gonna
babysit the babysitter the baby?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 15 (24:55):
Next message, Michelle, what's going on?
Speaker 18 (24:59):
How you doing girl?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Well?
Speaker 19 (25:01):
Yeah, so yeah, I know. I said I was going
to be at the concert tonight. But this this really
rare yu gi Oh card just appeared on eBay. Actually
I'm in like a live bidding war as we speak.
It's a Blue Eyes White Dragon second edition, which I'm like,
you probably don't even know anything about it, but it's
(25:21):
super valuable. So I'm trying to get it, but this
vulgarian ahole keeps trying to outbid me, and I'm not
going to back down. You can mess with my hair,
and you can mess with my sister, but you can't
mess with my Yukio. So anyways, I was, oh, noodles,
he just overbid me again? What is this guy's deal?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Don't you know? You just wait for the very last second.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Man, I think that should be the new tagline for
the Yu gi Oh franchise. My hair and you can
mess with my sister with my.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Deal.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It's like trading card. They're like Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I thought it was like a character in Pokemon. No,
it's its own thing.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, okay, you're yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Wants to go outbit him.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. You can listen to all
the Loser Line second ates and phone taps right on there.
Speaking of phone taps, we got one coming up.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Today we call a woman who's co owner of an
entertainment service that provides face painters and princesses and magicians
for kids' birthday parties. And her boyfriend said she's been
dealing with some pretty uptight parents as but I promise
she has never gotten a complaint like the one she's
about to receive today. Is it shocking. Yes, oh no,
(26:52):
was it my idea?
Speaker 13 (26:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Okay, it was her boyfriend's okay, and out of my
better judgment, I did it anyway. No, So she is
definitely going to be floored when she hears it in
your brand new phone. Tap right now, weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 20 (27:10):
West Entertainment. This is Megan. How can I help you?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yes, I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave
my child herpies. I'm sorry what someone gave my kid
herpes and I need it to be addressed.
Speaker 20 (27:26):
I don't understand how.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yeah, my son was at a party with his friends
last Saturday and one of your face painters thought it
would be funny to paint herpes onto his face the
ringing a bell.
Speaker 20 (27:43):
Okay, okay, it was painted on his face. Oh thank god?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 20 (27:51):
I don't even want to say. Can you please just
tell me what happened?
Speaker 21 (27:55):
Right?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
So, my child comes home and I see him and say,
why do you have herpes on your face?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Son?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
So he looks at me and says, they're grapes. Dad.
But clearly I know the difference getting one by me.
Speaker 20 (28:11):
So you're saying that one of our faith painters painted
the word herpies on the child's face.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
No, not the word actual herpes. And he was telling
me there were grapes.
Speaker 20 (28:23):
Maybe you're confused because your son thought that they were grapes,
and my face painter thought that they were groups on
the face.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Are you trying to tell me that I don't know
what herpes looks like. I've been to burning Man.
Speaker 20 (28:35):
I don't know how burning Man has anything to do
with this, but I know that my face painter would
never do something like that.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Fine, I've taken a public bust in Detroit. I've taken
a tour of the Hershey factory.
Speaker 20 (28:48):
I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
All different places where you would contract herpes.
Speaker 20 (28:54):
You have a lot of different examples of where you
can get these.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
But I do I have more if you want to
hear some.
Speaker 20 (29:01):
This has nothing to do with us, sir. I don't
understand what this is about.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
It has everything to do with you. My kid thinks
he has herpes because I told him.
Speaker 20 (29:10):
Well, then that's your fault, sir, because we wouldn't tell
him something like that.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
You told him that your company is the one who
painted it, so you're to blame.
Speaker 20 (29:18):
We're a children's entertainment company. Do you seriously think we
would do that?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I think I deserve to be compensated for this sudden
outbreak of injustice. You want to be compensated, I think
that's only fair.
Speaker 20 (29:32):
Well, I could give you a gift card for a
free face painting session.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Oh what, so I can.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Come home and find out you put Gonna Rhea on
his forehead? Hold on, I don't think so, sir.
Speaker 20 (29:43):
You're crossing the line here. I'm really trying to be helpful.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
I know, I don't think I'm crossing the line at all.
I think at this point you and your crewed face
painting crew need a dose of public shaming to set
you all straight. What how about you stand by a
freeway off ramp holding a sign that says I gave
herpes to a kid, Oh my god, and I tried
to cover it up with Gonna Rhea in a gift card.
Speaker 20 (30:07):
Okay, we're done here, sir.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
I'm gonna talk to the Attorney General about you, ma'am,
so your disgusting warped company never paints a face again.
Speaker 20 (30:18):
You know what, sir, Go right ahead. That would really
make my day.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna implicate you and all your face
painters and even your boyfriend Vaughn what because he's the
one who sets you up for this prank phone call today.
Speaker 20 (30:34):
So ha, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Gosh, I'm sorry, this is a joke. My name is
jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
a phone tap on you.
Speaker 20 (30:47):
Oh that was creepy. I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
I mean, yeah, it wasn't my idea.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
It was definitely your boyfriend Vaughn's. He emailed us, saying
that you deal with crazy parents all the time.
Speaker 20 (30:59):
Though from the part, oh my god, yes I do.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
He thought I could be the craziest of all.
Speaker 20 (31:05):
That was horrible.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's exactly what I said after I went on that
Hershey Factory tour.
Speaker 20 (31:11):
I'm pretty sure you didn't get herpes from that, but
whatever you think.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
If you've ever met any D list celebrities like a
reality TV contestant or a social media influencer or a
morning radio host, yes, but they're probably gonna try and
tell you within the first five minutes that their quote unquote.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Kind of famous.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, people know me.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
That's why we were all shocked when we learned the
guy on the phone didn't tell us immediately who he
was because he's actually been on TV before.
Speaker 20 (31:55):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
But it was only until after we got his date
on the line that his true identity was finally revealed,
and it left the entire studio shocked. Ye, dare I
say intrigued?
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Very?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I say very very.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
I don't want to say it roused.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Well say that, I don't. I think that'd be disturbing. Okay,
you find.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Disturbed is a good one. Let's put disturbed in that.
But see if you recognize this guy when you hear
the second date update, next second date update. Sometimes I
wonder do opposites really attract?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Okay, question because I look.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
At Brooks husband and he's handsome, charming, wait, funny, extremely humble. Yeah,
brook you're probably at least one of those things, if
not half of one.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I mean, I agree with you about my husband, but
now it's a little hurt question. I think it's more
of a personality thing that makes us opposite.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Okay, all right, Hey.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Hey, hey, there's a lot of theories has been thrown
around right here, but one of our listeners. One of
our listeners tried the opposites approach, and I wonder how
that went for him.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Since he's on the phone with us, I'm going nut well.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
But I am interested in hearing his story. So let's
talk to Chris. Chris, what's up man?
Speaker 13 (33:35):
Hey guys, Well, it's not going terrible, but I could
use your help.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Okay, you just need a little help, not a ton
of help.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
Well we'll see, I mean hopefully.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
All right, we'll tell us about your opposite.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Who are they?
Speaker 13 (33:47):
Well, the girl's name is Tiffany, but she's a couple
of years younger than the girls I've been dating, and
like loves to party and go out and super social and.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And do you like that as that a lifestyle you're into?
Speaker 22 (34:02):
You know, I had a last with her, and like,
I've typically not gone out with people like that, and
then I get kind of bored of the people that
I've been dating, And yeah, so I figured I'd give
this a whirl.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
That makes sense.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
I think everyone comes to a point where it's like
you love being drunk at a bar.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
At midnight, and then you get older and you're.
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Like, I'd rather be in bed at midnight while you know,
maybe reading a book, yeah something.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
I think that that's not what Chris is saying. He's
saying the opposite. He wants to get back into the
fun lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, yeah, right, he was bored by.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
The early Yeah I had I had a taste of it,
and it was it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Okay, so what did you and Tiffany do?
Speaker 13 (34:40):
So we initially met up at a bar, okay, and
like the sort of general awkwardness of like the first
meeting was broken immediately because she's like, hey, Honney, it
just gave me a huge hug, and like it was
very different from sort of the stand offish like oh
nice to meet or yeah, like the.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Whole tim and me.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
She wasn't old enough to be jaded yet, so she
didn't have as many barriers as many guards up.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
It's nice because some people are actually like that. They're
super outgoing and personable the second you meet them. So
it's nice that you found somebody like that. How did
the actual date go?
Speaker 13 (35:13):
It was great. Like I'm not one to go clubbing,
but I guess I can say I have now because
typically like I go to like maybe one bar or
one place to kind of hang out there for the eving.
I think we went to three clubs after, so like
I got dragged around and like willfully and happily.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Okay, that's a good thing, or is that a red
flag in your mind?
Speaker 13 (35:37):
I just kind of rolled with it and wasn't really sure,
like is this gonna be fun? Is this gonna be annoying?
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
And that's her scene, right, Like did you have to
wait in line or was she able to get you
in at every place?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Because that's how you know if she's.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, she knows all exactly what's up.
Speaker 13 (35:54):
Well, she was on the list at two places, and
then like we were in line for we got like
got to the first club and got in line and
immediately these two girlfriends are hers and like pulled it
up to the front and we walked right in.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, see that's even better.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
It is good.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
But also, you.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Know, is it where you jose because you said, oh,
and she's on the list at two places.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
I look, I have a lot of guy friends.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
I think we all know promoters, and the girls that
tend to be on every list at every club are fun.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
They are fun.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
They are fun, but they're not necessarily looking for a relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Like maybe I mean looking to have fun. What are
you looking for with her?
Speaker 13 (36:33):
Uh? Well, I mean see where it goes, I guess.
But what's weird is at the end of the night,
like had its amazing kiss with her and asked, Hey,
am I going to see you again? And she was like,
if you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I love it. That's such a good movie it is.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Yeah. Well then her ruber pulled up, she hopped in
and like waved goodbye, and like that was it. But
like I reached out to her afterwards, and she's responded,
But when I ask her to like make plans, she's noncommittal.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
She doesn't sound like a person who makes plans, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Like she's bar to bar, she's clubbed the club, she's
rolling with life, right.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
And I mean that's that's a fun lifestyle to live.
But is there any time during the night, Chris, where
you felt like the two of you just got to
sit down and connect.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That sounds old and boring, Jeffrey, Yeah, that's the type of.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Thing that I think he wants.
Speaker 13 (37:24):
We did talk a little bit about like our families
and how I recently lost a bunch of weight, and you.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Know how as.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I have a sister.
Speaker 13 (37:39):
No, no, no, I wasn't trying to have this conversation
on the danceport. No was before we went to the club.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, and I guess you had travel time in between, right,
like either you were walking or in an uber or whatever.
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Yeah, okay, but I mean it wasn't like awkward anything.
It was just sort of general. I mean, she said
she showed a picture of family and friends so that
I couldn't murder her.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
But and it's funny.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Tiffany sounds like a firecracker. So we're all gonna have
to turn up a lot before we.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Make this far call.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I don't know if we should say it like that.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
How do we say it?
Speaker 13 (38:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I think we just be ourselves with Tiffany. We need
to try to be cool jeff It's gonna be the.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning when we come back
boring song, so we can really skywalket off of it
when we do our second date.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Update it's happening next hold on.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Date.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah, we got our glow sticks out. We are flaming
yellow shots lit. I just went in the bathroom and
snorted something off the toilet seat.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
The thing is, I do feel lemony fresh before the
second date update, because that's what our listeners trying to
do for his dating life. Now, try not to be
so boring anymore. Yeah, it's one of the main reasons
he went out with someone named Tiffany. She's young and outgoing,
loves to party and bounce around from club to club,
So that's what they did for their date night.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Had a great time.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But afterwards, Tiffany's been mia. Good news is some of
her wild side did rub off on you, Chris, because
you're stepping out of your comfort zone now calling a
radio show trying to get a hold of her.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
How does that make you feel?
Speaker 13 (39:24):
I mean, somewhat desperate, but.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Slightly embarrassed, but still fun.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, that's what the young people feel all the time.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Do you think she's actually going to be awake right now?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (39:36):
I mean, like, I don't mean to make it seem
like she's always partying, but I just feel like she
would not miss a good party.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Okay, Okay, she's already on the list, she.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Has a job and like some sort of like adult
part of her life too.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
You mean, yeah, I mean, as far as I could tell,
she seems to keep it together, but she's not the
one who wants to Netflix and chill.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Okay, okay, there's no chill.
Speaker 13 (40:01):
Well there's like chill, but like it's gonna be like
chilling somewhere out about chill.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
No consciousness.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, that's what I'm that she was passed out an analoy.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Let's not waste any more time. Let's just call Tiffany
and see if she knows Alexis personally and if she
even remembers you, Chris, but not we'll be come friends.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
All right, Let's just do this. I'm a dollar number
right now. Here we go. Hello, she's awake? Is this Tiffany?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (40:50):
It is?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
What's up?
Speaker 16 (40:53):
How are you good?
Speaker 13 (40:56):
Any I?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Who you're talking with right now?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Or do you know?
Speaker 16 (40:58):
I don't know what I'm talking Jim's so tired.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, well you're on the radio right now with Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 20 (41:07):
No, yeah, Why am I on the radio.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Because a little birdie told me that you're a fun time.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Why are you saying it like we're supposed to be
the birdie?
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Okay, all right, missus cool?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
You take it away.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I don't know it just sounded weird, like you got
her number off some bathroom stall.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Maybe I did, Tiffany, would that be.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Weird to you?
Speaker 16 (41:36):
That would be weird. But the birdie No, I was
partying with the birdie last night.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
I think she was hallucinating.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
But the truth is, we're calling you because one of
our listeners gave us your phone number because he wants
to get a hold of you. Remember going out with
Chris the other night?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, Jeff followed Chris.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Was he a good time?
Speaker 16 (42:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:02):
We have fun.
Speaker 16 (42:04):
For a guy that was like more of an introvert,
he kind of let loose, okay, like he let it
shell down and just like had a had of ball.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
I can't help but notice the there's something in your voice,
Tiffany that's telling me something was off.
Speaker 16 (42:20):
Yeah. So at one point towards the beginning of the date,
he started like talking about how he's lost a lot
of wheat and in the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
In the newspaper, sorry, what did that have to do
with the newspaper?
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (42:34):
He said that they did a story or a feature
of him or something.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Who good for him?
Speaker 16 (42:40):
And then he said that he might also be on television.
So I researched it because you would think like the
TV would tell the story when the newspaper like both
of those would talk about his weight loss and everything.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, because just knowing your type personality, you're not going
to be reading any newspapers coming out.
Speaker 16 (42:58):
That's like I was really looking for the televani.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
She's like, let me see the short news clip on TikTok,
so what would you find?
Speaker 16 (43:06):
I found him on Doctor Phil.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh, Doctor Phil. It was like a national story.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Why was he on Doctor Phil?
Speaker 16 (43:14):
So I'm not going to say why he was on there,
because like that's his business, but I'm not going to
hang out with him anymore because when I turned on
the television, he was on the TV in the same
outfit we went to the date and and he wasn't
on there for his weight loss.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
So I can understand like the outfit thing, because everybody
has that one outfit that makes him feel really good
about that.
Speaker 11 (43:42):
I don't know my outfit that i'd wear Doctor Phil.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm like dying to know what the Doctor Phil episode
was about.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Chris, you smoke so much crime?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
That was a weight loss?
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Weight loss was a good one, But seriously.
Speaker 16 (44:02):
Like I said, that's his business is not mine, and
clearly like he probably doesn't have a problem talking to
you because he called you, you're calling me. I would
definitely ask him.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Okay, well, if you're not gonna tell Tiffany, then we're
just gonna turn over to the other line and ask Chris, Chris,
why were you on doctor Phil bro Wait?
Speaker 16 (44:22):
Wait, you have him on the phone.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, that's that's how this segment works. We haven't waiting
on the other line.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
But Chris, oh.
Speaker 13 (44:29):
God, yeah, I mean, look, I ad met I was
on Talking Phil. And but what I mean, Look, I'll
explain sort of quickly your words a lot.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
What's going on here?
Speaker 8 (44:43):
Man?
Speaker 9 (44:43):
I don't like it?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
How did you make a whole show?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
And why would you tell her about it if it's
something you're embarrassed of.
Speaker 13 (44:49):
I wasn't embarrassed, but I didn't really think she'd go
look it up. I was just like we were talking about,
like being written up in the newspaper and possibly being
on TV.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
All right, well, can you fill us in on why
you were on the show?
Speaker 13 (45:03):
I was, I was a guest. I wasn't the main feature.
But the deal was my sister was a stripper, and
what was left up about it was a friend of
mine went to the strip club and might courted her,
and so that's what the show was about.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Just the show is about somebody sleeping with your stripper sister.
Speaker 13 (45:26):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Okay, who hasn't that happened to before?
Speaker 8 (45:30):
That?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
From doctor philm that sounds pretty a worse.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, it's a pretty dull thing. Like Tiffany, you're in
the party scene. What does that bother you?
Speaker 16 (45:38):
The partner really like weirding me out was the fact
when they asked him, like, if this wasn't just this there,
would you be attracted to her?
Speaker 13 (45:44):
And he said yes, Oh wait, I say, tell my sister,
she's ugly. Come on.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
The point is to like imagine her as not a sister.
Speaker 13 (45:55):
There's no right answer for that. They're only wrong that
he has a point.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Doctor Phil asking this question, do you want the juice
due you want the drama on the show?
Speaker 5 (46:07):
And I think, if anything, it proves that Chris is
a gentleman because he knows how to compliment a lady.
Speaker 17 (46:13):
That is a stress.
Speaker 16 (46:14):
Being attracted to someone and complimenting them are two different things.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Your sister, But what am I to say? No, she's
pretty she's just not my type.
Speaker 16 (46:24):
I mean that, I don't look at my sister like that.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
I don't know I would look like.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
The point was Doctor Phil said, pretend it's not your sister.
I feel like maybe Doctor Phil should book both of
you for a new show.
Speaker 16 (46:47):
Are you kidding me? Get out of here?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
We needed one more chance.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
Yeah, you guys just need one date to build a
little bit more drama between you.
Speaker 16 (46:54):
I know what drama. I don't want it was.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
It wasn't drama though. It was just a misunderstanding a time.
Speaker 13 (47:01):
The drama came from. You've seen it.
Speaker 16 (47:04):
Yeah, like he purposely mis read me.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
So he didn't he did.
Speaker 17 (47:08):
He did.
Speaker 16 (47:09):
He wanted to be cool. He wanted to say that
he was popular or he had some type of famous.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
I didn't see any of that. And who's going to
try to brag by saying there on doctor Film.
Speaker 16 (47:19):
You don't say you are doctor Phill. You said you,
that's right.
Speaker 13 (47:22):
I did not. I said I was on TV.
Speaker 16 (47:26):
Right, you're on TV when your stripless sister that you
were attracted to.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
If you would he needed a.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Job, I'm not attracted. He like that, like she's a
pretty girl.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
I think he's made it pretty clear here, Tiffany, he's
not attracted to his sister. He is attracted to you, though.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Prove that.
Speaker 13 (47:47):
The girls married a dozen strips and he come on
question makes.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Her less attractive?
Speaker 5 (47:55):
What we would like to send you, Tiffany on a
date with this TV star who is one hundred percent
not attracted to his real sister anymore?
Speaker 16 (48:05):
Anymore? When did he stop?
Speaker 13 (48:07):
I don't know what it is a joke.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
He doesn't like drama. Give you another chance. He sounds
like a cool dude.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
We can find out if he's really an honest guy
or not right now. I'm just gonna ask you one question, Chris,
are you attracted to my co host Brook?
Speaker 13 (48:30):
I mean, I think she is a very attractive lady.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Can't trust this guy? I'm with you, Tiffany, cut and run, can't.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
Trust stay away from shows?
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Man.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
I know we were kind of joking about it, but
I'm serious. I actually think having those two on a
Doctor Phil episode would be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, you think funnier than the stripper sister.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Hearing the vicker back and forth. I mean that's TV.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Gold and I do like how honest he is about
all his questioning, you know, even when asked if you
thought his sister was attractive.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
That's all you can ask for. And after we recorded
that second date behind the scenes, I did confirm that
Jose has a sister, so I asked him if she
wasn't his sister, would he be attracted to her? And
to his credit, he was very grossed out by that. No,
she's not his type.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
But that's the thing with siblings.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's okay to say that that that your other sibling
isn't attractive exactly, but his.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Mom story don't get me going. Mama like, okay, okay,
if she wasn't your mom, let me be clear. Answered,
I thought it was assumed.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
Jose's mom better check her DMS.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
A little bit later, he's got a message coming to her.
Speaker 11 (50:06):
Mama doesn't know how to check her DM.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Actually, I think mama needs to block her side.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
Yeah, number I think we just kind of with a
fun new party game.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Though that you can play.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
It's called if she Wasn't Your Sister? By Hasbro.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
The Brothers.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
They're like twelve one of us. Yeah, but the legal one.
I mean that's fair.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
D No, you can stop at first base. You don't
go any farther with the mars. Okay, we hope you're
listening anyway. If ever, you want to get a second
date update, or just be really grossed out by a
few minutes of us talking to you, email the show.
We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 8 (50:44):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
I was checking emails yesterday and I came across a
really weird message. He was from a therapist who apparently
listens to the show, and they wrote, after hearing several
sets from your radio program, I fear that you may
suffer from a superiority complex, a god complex, and a
(51:09):
persecution complex, and I would strongly recommend my services.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Are you sure they were talking about you?
Speaker 4 (51:16):
I was like, what that?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Does it sound like you?
Speaker 5 (51:19):
How dare you write that to me? Do you know
who you're sending this email to?
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Okay, if that was your response, I could actually maybe.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
See where she But then then I stepped back and
I remembered, oh, yeah, I'm on Brooks computer, so I
am good. That was really cool because the only complex
that I'm familiar with is the apartment complex next to
the courthouse, where several people saw Jose gathering audio.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
How did I not see that?
Speaker 11 (51:54):
Coy I got recors was like, well, I would never get.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
I know some people are saying I would never go
down to the courthouse. That's below me. But luckily Jose
did for a brand new what you're doing at the
courthouse right after this. You know, there's many different types
of courts in this country, basketball courts, food courts, guest
(52:20):
rooms at the Courtyard Marriott, but our favorite kind of
court is the judicial kind.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
We love justice on this show.
Speaker 7 (52:30):
Yes we do.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and.
Speaker 5 (52:32):
Practically lawyer, Yeah we are, and that's what makes us
license to do this segment what You're doing at the Courthouse,
where we go down to the courthouse and just ask
the folks there a simple question, what.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
You're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 23 (52:46):
Back in June of eighty five, I've fabocated a company
too Wells Fargo and back then laser printers.
Speaker 21 (52:58):
Why I check?
Speaker 23 (53:00):
So I designed my home pay well checks.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,
and you wrote your own checks. That's how they got me.
Speaker 23 (53:09):
I did eight checks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety
five thousand, dollars wells fargo.
Speaker 6 (53:17):
Ey to me, I bet man, that's a lot of money.
What'd you do with that money.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
When I bought my fifty five band head?
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Oh the car, Harley?
Speaker 5 (53:28):
He at a kick starter you.
Speaker 6 (53:30):
Well, what did the ladies think about that?
Speaker 24 (53:33):
Can I say it?
Speaker 6 (53:34):
Say whatever you want?
Speaker 23 (53:35):
They thought it was a six hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Oh not expect You don't want him to whisper, sweet,
nothing's in.
Speaker 5 (53:47):
Your ear Brooks hopping on the back of that guy's.
Speaker 11 (53:51):
For sure made in heaven. Can run from the cops
on that Harley.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Dude, his voice sounds like a dead Harley.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Got to miss the eighties.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Yeah, the good old day I was born.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 12 (54:07):
A cop tried to give me a DUI when there
was no alcohol involved.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
So you're out driving? You're partying one night?
Speaker 12 (54:15):
Oh not partying?
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh, not partying at all?
Speaker 12 (54:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Wait, did he give you a sobriety test?
Speaker 12 (54:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Did he make you like walk in a line or
did you do the alphabet one?
Speaker 12 (54:26):
Well, actually gave me his both sobriety test that nobody
could pass because he was screaming in my face.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
And you don't really Remember what that was?
Speaker 11 (54:36):
Remember what was someone still wasted?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, that's a permanent issue. No, we didn't give you.
Speaker 11 (54:44):
A sobriety test, but after the sobriety test.
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Anyway, thank you for this interview, sir.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
What interviews?
Speaker 7 (54:50):
Yeah, we're recording.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
It's what you're doing at the courthouse where we go
down to the courthouse and ask a simple question.
Speaker 6 (54:57):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 9 (54:59):
You know, just interning, interning, you know, interning to be
a what. I'm not sure yet, but I'm trying to
get experienced and see where it goes from there.
Speaker 6 (55:07):
So what makes you so interested in courthouses?
Speaker 5 (55:10):
To be honest, CSI?
Speaker 9 (55:13):
Okay, you know, my my mom wanted me, wanted me
to be a doctor. My dad wanted me to be
a lawyer. I don't I don't want to be either,
but I felt like, you know, that CSI stuff was
the in between.
Speaker 6 (55:23):
What's the most intriguing part about it?
Speaker 9 (55:25):
I'll probably say work in like a crime lab.
Speaker 11 (55:28):
And also, like CSI, after you crack the case, you
get a hot chick next to.
Speaker 9 (55:31):
You, right, Hey, that's the goal too, just like the
TV show Hey exactly, you know, like Happy Andy for both.
Speaker 5 (55:39):
I don't know what version of CSI.
Speaker 11 (55:43):
Oh, I mean, if it's anything like CSI Miami. He's
got a lot of gorgeous women.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Around, so I think it's just a lot more disgusting
body fluid.
Speaker 8 (55:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (55:54):
He's got a lot to discover.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
You know what. Maybe we're all wrong and he's just
gonna be like swarmed by gorgeous women.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Oh my, I just got to see you on my case.
Speaker 13 (56:06):
Koreans.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
You're getting read me housing?
Speaker 2 (56:07):
How you doing everybody out there in the family world?
Speaker 19 (56:09):
Shout out to my brother and.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
So what are you up to today?
Speaker 24 (56:14):
I love the loother lady, and I call him off
the top gun I have a problem with call Lisa.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Her name is Listen. She's a top gl She the
one got me fired right now. I'm about that. I'm
fired for.
Speaker 5 (56:22):
Calling you a top gun. That's called banging body healthy.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Giving your body to me.
Speaker 6 (56:27):
Mone ain't talk.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
All day long and all night long too, every day.
Speaker 24 (56:32):
No, every day and you it's just fun what I do, girl,
I'm in lone the shout out to Linda Fay.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
It's freaking jump.
Speaker 5 (56:47):
I do that all day.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
You are a lucky woman.
Speaker 6 (56:54):
Just got jealous.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
I know, next time you guys that this dude is
walking around the streets without a record deal and you
didn't jump on top of that.
Speaker 7 (57:04):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (57:04):
I should have called it one of the record label
reps and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
Said banging body healthy, giving his body to me.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:16):
If Bieber would use that line, it's Grammys. But him,
he ends up in jail.
Speaker 6 (57:21):
Come on, he called her a top gun.
Speaker 4 (57:23):
Yeah yeah, justice for Ricky Jones. Come in here.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 21 (57:28):
Well, I'm here with my wife. She's here on a
felony charge which she did not commit.
Speaker 6 (57:36):
Wink wink, nudge, nudge. Now I gotta ask you a
random question. You're lighting a cigarette. I just saw you
put a piece of paper on the cigarette. What was
that about?
Speaker 5 (57:44):
My cigarette broke?
Speaker 4 (57:45):
So that was a rolling paper?
Speaker 6 (57:47):
Oh so you kind of like doctored it a little bit, Yes, sir.
Speaker 21 (57:50):
I usually buy a pound of tobacco, which is it's
two cartons. So that's like two thousand cigarettes and that
last us at least half a month.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
How older you look like? You're seventeen years old?
Speaker 21 (58:04):
Yeap, dude, I know man, it's uh, it's all the
hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled myself and uh, they those
drugs acted as a preservative.
Speaker 11 (58:14):
So because you did all these drugs in a way,
you preserve your body.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
Yes, And I don't advocate that.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
I mean he's snorting botox as well.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
I don't know, but he did look great. Whatever it is,
Kim Kardashian is going to be jumping on that trend
as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I think in one month he's gonna look eighty five.
Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, catch up, that's what you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 8 (58:43):
Freaking Jeffrey.
Speaker 25 (58:44):
In the morning, Nathan from Lynnwood is back on the
phone to take you on once again.
Speaker 13 (58:56):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
He's one in three against you all time, and he
says his strateg to win this time is to answer
the questions with his brain.
Speaker 6 (59:05):
Oh wait, where were you?
Speaker 13 (59:06):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (59:06):
And Nathan, what body part were you using before?
Speaker 12 (59:10):
I don't know, ye don't say.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
I think we understand exactly where the answers were coming
from a bad start for me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
That usually just means things are only uphill from here.
Speaker 5 (59:25):
Yeah, sure, yeah, Actually you do you want them to
go downhill so that it's easier.
Speaker 4 (59:32):
Going downhill is easier than going uphill.
Speaker 2 (59:34):
Wait? Is that how this is?
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Now I've broken everybody's brain. Get out of here broken, Nathan.
Now that we've thoroughly confused, brook you know how the
game works. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
But you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 13 (59:52):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (59:52):
Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (59:53):
Turn your brain on. Time starts now. Today is National
Dandy Lion Day. True or false. Dandelions are technically classified
as a flower.
Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
True.
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
What is the capital city of South Korea?
Speaker 18 (01:00:06):
Past?
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Sodium chloride is the chemical name for what ingredient you'd
find in your kitchen salt? How many weeks are in
a year? What actor had the famous line you talking
to me al Pacino every year on Memorial Day?
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
What famous auto.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Race is held?
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
The NASCAR five hundred.
Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Is That's totally a race?
Speaker 13 (01:00:37):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Brooks coming back in the studio and Nathan, I hear
you have somebody in the background.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
There is that? Who is that?
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Who's your little helper?
Speaker 16 (01:00:46):
I have my one and a half year old and
my five year old and we're going to daycare, and
I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Fight, said Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
They were trying to answer the questions for you better
than him.
Speaker 13 (01:00:58):
Yeah, these are recording right, we're not recording these. I
don't want my kids to hear these later.
Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
Oh yeah, you know this is going down in radio history,
my guy. Yeah on the podcast and everything.
Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Yeah, you can go back to this, mom. Remember the
time that you ruined daddy for getting a one hundred
dollars Listen, now we can't pay for daycare. We don't
know that for sure. They'll tell brook answers.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
God, he fix your eyes are so funny.
Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I love he's a tired dad.
Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Everything.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Okay, ready, yeah, ready, your time starts now. Today is
National Dandelion Day. True or false. Dandelions are technically classified
as a flower.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I say true.
Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
What is the capital city of South Korea?
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Soul?
Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Sodium chloride is the chemical name for what ingredient you'd
find in.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Your kitchen baking soda?
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
How many weeks are in one year?
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Fifty two?
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
What actor had the famous line you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You talking to me? Sylvester Stallone?
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Every year on Memorial Day? What famous auto races?
Speaker 18 (01:01:58):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Answer that's right with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Stop face.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Stared she's a Facebook creep.
Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
I'm also okay, he's a Facebook Nathan, you got two correct,
one for each kiddo.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
And Brook.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Yeah, did you get the same amount of questions in.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
By your guys jokes?
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I don't think Sylvester Stallone is the one that said that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
But you did get two others, right, Okay, Nathan going
to one and four all time?
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
My man, you're so fun though.
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
You're a god dad. Yeah, let's go over the answers.
It's a National Dandelion Day. Dandelions are a flower. That's false.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
They should be absol.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I think they're so pretty and they're very good for
our insects. And yeah, you actually shouldn't cut him down, but.
Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Kill the grass like your husband would.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Think they're so nice, don't. It's a big fight.
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Capital city of South Korea is Soul. Sodium chloride is
a chemical name for table salts in your kitchen. There
are fifty two weeks in one year. The famous line
you talking to me was spoken by Robert de Niro
in the movie Taxi Driver. And every year Memorial Day,
it's not the NASCAR five hundred, it's the Indianapolis five hundred.
Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
I was like isn't that all of.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
The Nathan, Unfortunately can't give you any money here, but
what we're gonna do is send you some Brook and
Jeffrey swag. Every time you look at it, you're gonna
be like I lost to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Brooks, right, I'll haunt you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
We need more happy dad.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I never felt this funny, Nathan, thanks for calling in man.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Thank you. Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 18 (01:04:00):
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