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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. You already did
the hardest part. You hit playing congratulations. Now just pray
the Wi Fi sticks. Well, the latest music artist food
collab just dropped. Okay, just like the beat I'm about
to drop right here. Yeah, I just yeah, I just
dropped that beat.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, I thought it sounded cool. Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
No, the collab is actually a drink collaboration with the
famous DJ and electronic producer Marshmellow.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh coolmallow drink? I know, is that too cliche? Too easy?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Me and Swiss mister coco.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
If you think he's been working with Coca Cola to
develop a new marshmallow flavored soda, yes, you'd be wrong, because,
according to mister Mellow, he created a quote viby blend
of his favorite flaves in this all new remix called
zero sugar, Strawberry and watermelon.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Coca Cola.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
You can't put it together.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Some better words to make that sound more appetizing.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's catchy sounding to me, and this is gonna be
the first time a beverage has ever been created with
a musical artist.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh really, that's shocking to me.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
It sounds like a great chaser Strawberry.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Watermelon launch is coming up in just a few days
and the whole thing is gonna appear on Marshmallow's Twitch channel,
So look for Marshmallow's Strawberry Watermelon cola. Lindsay Lohan apparently
tried it and now she's been missing for six months.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Must be good.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I'm pretty sure she's in Mikonos. So there.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Now, let's fill our throats with the ice cold, refreshing
flavor of the shot collar question.

Speaker 8 (01:49):
Of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
It means we're gonna go over to digital Jake, Jake,
do that thing with your mouth where you tell us
what to do and we say yeah, daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Not use.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Snogging, necking, or just doing the dirty mouth tango, ever
you want to call it.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It all means the same thing.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
How are you two in such the same way?

Speaker 8 (02:17):
It means kissing and locking lips with a partner has
some history you might not know, because some scientists think
kissing evolved from kiss feeding, where mothers would be their
children's mouths. Jose and Alexis have both agreed to try
it out for our TikTok African Jeffery then were fighting

(02:38):
over earlier who got to be the mom.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So I just want to watch.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
The reason we're talking about it is because today is
World Kissing Day, and we're gonna go around the room
and you'll each answer a question about kissing in different cultures.
And if you get it.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Right, you're safe.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
If you get it wrong, you'll be shocked while seeing
a song kiss. Okay, I'm really thirsty texting your favorite
kiss song, all right, Alexis. Early explorers of New Zealand
discovered the Maori people did not do a traditional lip
to lip kiss. Instead, they would do what with a
partner to show affection. Would they put their foreheads together

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and rub noses, would they nuzzle their necks in a
vertical position, or would they lick chins?

Speaker 6 (03:30):
The just seem so weird to yeah, but you gotta
remember the chin tattoo is huge in the Maori tradition.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
And now you guys can't.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
See my face the listeners out there, but they do
this ah like when they do their hakahs or where
the certain.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Dances like any of these you you don't ye because
of what you guys said, I'm gonna go with the
chin one, Jake.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
It's called the hongy and it symbolizes the exchanging of
one's breath of life another. And it's what happens when
the early Maori people pressed their foreheads together.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
God, that's deep. The breath of life. Never got that
deep in any of my makeup sessions.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Let's see how you do with this one, Brooke.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Okay, there are a number of sports related kissing customs,
but in America there's one called the Kissing of the bricks.
Tell me the name of the specific annual event where
you'd witness.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
That happen, kissing on the bricks. I mean, my first
thought is baseball. My next thought though, because I'm just
thinking of what sports have some brick walls around, right?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You got to have one of those.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Is some sort of Indy five hundred thing, like a
racetrack is going to have a brick wall, and maybe
you kiss it so that you don't hit it later,
you know, good luck.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You're not thinking brick ball. Yeah, it's dodgeball with bricks.
That one's big on the We also have that video
coming out.

Speaker 9 (04:59):
Missing.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's asking for a specific event too.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
I'm gonna go with in five hundred before Kissing of
the bricks. Traditionally, the winning participants would celebrate by drinking milk.
But in nineteen ninety six, a man named Dale Jarrett
and his crew Trief decided they needed a tradition of
their own, so they went onto the racetrack and bent
down to kiss the bricks at the starting line of

(05:23):
the Indy five hundred on the ground tradition. Now Brook
is safe, Alexis is getting shocked onto Jose. In the
nineteenth century, mouth the mouth kissing was an abomination in Thailand.
They instead would express warmth or gratitude. Another way, would
they give each other a wet willie?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Would they smell.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
One another's cheeks, face cheeks, or they placed their fingers
on the lips of another person and pretend to brush
their teeth with said finger.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I love you. I kind of like that one my dog.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Sometimes I'm leaning to smell cheeks.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
I think so too, just because you know, you do
the cheek to cheek thing, and that's kind of intimate.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
But it's not.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It doesn't get much more intimate, though, than putting your
saliva into somebody's ear holes.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
There is no way anyone has ever felt a wet
willie and felt closer to someone.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
There is a way to make it feel I don't
think so.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I'm gonna go with cheeks smelling jake.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
In Thailand, even today, the only form of public kiss
you'll likely see is called a sniff kiss. Yeah, smelling
the loved one's cheek as long serve as a means
of recognition. It's kind of a cheek to cheek your
teeth are together, but it's okay.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
I'll try it.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Jose is safe. Now on to Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
A Trobriant island off the coast of New Guinea is
home to an indigenous population with a rather odd way
of kissing. Two kissers sit in a squatting position, hugging,
caressing one another. Next, they suck on each other's tongues
like this, it gets weird.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Are you moving there soon, Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
They suck each other's tongues. Then they bite each other's
lower lips so strongly it draws blood.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I've had a girl do that before. It was not fun,
not done.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
And the final step in the island kiss is to
bite off what off of your partner's face?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
How do you have more than one? I guess you
only get one partner. If that thing is already missings
on your face that you could bite off is it
facial hair.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
I mean it has to be like eyelashes or an eyebrow,
facial hair, no hair?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
What if? What if they put something on their face
for you to bite off face.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I feel like it's probably more tame than that. Let's
go with eyelashes. I hope it's not right.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
I don't like that.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
After squatting, caressing, sucking tongues, and biting lips, the final
step in the Trobrian Island kiss is biting off the
eyelashes of your to never go there. The short eyelashes
are a symbol of power.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
That makes sense. Alexis powerless. She's the only.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
One who's going to be getting shocked because she got
hers wrong. And then somebody wanted to hear I kissed
a girl by Katie Pears.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
There we go.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste
of her cherry chapstick.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's your shot collar question of the day.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
And then I bade her eyelash.

Speaker 12 (08:38):
Off of that.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Contrary to the motto written on brooks wineglass, you can't
be best friends with everyone.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
No, that's not true, not true.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You asked Brooks.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
She'll tell you she has twenty seven different best friends.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
That's right, Yeah she does.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I love them all.

Speaker 9 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Well, the truth is, as you get older, you got
to figure out who do I want to keep in
my close friends circle and who's not really worth the
time anymore?

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I have no more time for new
best friends.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's only the ogs that I got.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Even then, you might need to, you know, whittle it down.
And how do you do that? Well, there's something called
the two Beers and a Puppy method.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have you ever heard of this?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's a simple two question test that tells you basically
everything you need to know for how you really feel
about a friend, or a coworker or family member, pretty
much anyone in your life. Okay, And question one is
would you want to have two beers with this person?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh, it's another question on that question got.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
To be beer or nothing.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I don't really love beer.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
And question two, would you trust this person to look
after your puppy for the weekend. If you can answer
a clear yes to both, that means you really value
your friendship with them, you like them, and you trust them.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Now what if you trust them with your kids but
not your puppy?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
If the answer to one or both is no, then
it's time to either, you know, try and fix the
relationship or take that as a sign that you've grown
too far apart from each other and you need.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
To move on.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Is it that I think Alexis would steal the beers
and the puppy for everyone?

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, I'd give Alexis my puppy before I give it
to you, Jose, I mean, I love you, but I
would cuddle it to death.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I would sit down to beers with Brooke, but then
I think she would drink all of mine.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, I mean i'd be paying for him. You know
how that our relationship works.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
So not a lot of trust and love in this
room at the moment, but hopefully we could turn things around.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
For Laser Stories right after this, it's the.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Radio segment that came up with a way to make
bathroom time fun again. A new invention called mood ring
toilet seats, a toilet seat that changes colors based on
your emotional state.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
You sit down and turns black. This isn't gonna be.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, you can get it now.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
With Laser Stories, the Segni where we read weird news
stories around the globe just like everyone else. Does, except
we've got a laser and there's other flush puppies. Just
don't This first laser story is out of Indiana, all right.
Just last week, a homeowner noticed a female senior citizen
walking around by the side of his house. He didn't
know what was going on, but after she left, he

(11:32):
realized she was there for a reason, and that reason
was she left a number two right on his lawn.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
She could have used one of those moveroring toilet seats.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Don't they have adult diapers for her?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
After he collected the gift that she left him, he
adjusted his surveillance cameras to cover that area, and wouldn't
you know it, a few weeks later, she came back
and did it again.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
The same spot. Was she like a raccoon. That's what
raccoons do. Yet the pellets, I'll tell you exactly got careful.
That raccoon stuff's toxic.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
This time it was in broad daylight there, that's so bold.
He took the footage of the cereal pooper over to
the police. Turns out the old lady is a retiree
who lives in the area. And get this, she's a
board member on the neighborhood h o A.

Speaker 13 (12:29):
Okay, see I find it not shocking, Like you look
at the people that are on h ay boards and
you're like you would be a daytime yard cooper.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
The police confronted her, and she initially denied that it
was her, but later admitted to it when they showed
her the footage.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I forgot.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Everyone has cameras.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
As for why she did it, she told deputies she
had no vendetta against the homeowner. She just had to
use the restroom, apparently within a month in the exact
same place.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
There may be more to it, though.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
The homeowner admitted he does have an ongoing issue with
the HOA, but he doesn't know any members personally and
didn't know this woman was connected to it. She has
since stepped down and has been charged with three misdemeanors,
criminal trespass, criminal mischief, and public nudity.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah but they're climbing on raccoons, right.

Speaker 13 (13:28):
But what's worse is what she's known for in the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
I am you're the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
His next Lazer story is out of Tampa. Fifty two
year olds. Corolla Mitchell is a fortune teller who worked
in a strip mall, but recently she wasn't getting as
much foot traffic as she liked, so she took her
show on the road.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Alexis, it sounds like she's getting ready to get your
money now.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
She ended up going door to door in random trailer
parks with the same opening line saying, do you know
of any good Mexican restaurants around here?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
The suggestion, though, it ever, gets people talking, gets you
talking before.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
You do your sales pitch on psychics.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
And then once they give her a few suggestions, she
asks for a glass of water.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Oh, and then she can see stuff. It's like a
crystal ball.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
And then she comes inside, offers to read a palm
or two while she's in there, and then for her finale.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Pulls a gun.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh wow, she did that to one lady made off
with twelve thousand dollars, so her business plan is working that.
After that, police tracked Corolla down and arrested her.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Under questioning.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
She lets lep that there may be more charges against
her in the future. Once she said that, authorities got
a warrant to search her phone and thinks she may
have messaged some of her victims beforehand. It's possible they
were too scared to report it or they don't even
know that they got robbed.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
What a terrible person, and you better of lease have
given them good fortunes in their.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Palm A feeling you're gonna lose a lot of money
a very short amount of time. This next laser stories
out of wild West of warehouse stores.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
According to the corner of the blog, eat this not that.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
So we've loved this blog Lately.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Some Costco food court fans have come up with a
new sandwich and it's going viral on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
What do we do it? I'm into it.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
They call it the joe Chiezza.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
JoJo's on Pizza.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
What are we doing? It's not an official offering at
the store, but you can make it using three food
court items. First, you slice open a Costco chicken bake
lengthwise to make a bun, and a Costco hot dog
is stuffed inside. And finally you cover the top with
a layer of cheese off of a pizza slice.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh so, you just pull the cheese off the big
pizza slu remove.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
It from crust, and then the condiments come on top
of that. You can put diced onions, ketchup mustard.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
And relish that actually looks really so cheap.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
It does look amazing.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
You could see a picture of it on our instance
stories at Brook and Jeffer if you want to check
it out. Some people who've tried it are saying this
is the best of the best of the Costco menu
and if you think that belongs in your body, you
might also want to purchase a large Costco size barrel
of tongues to go along with that.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh yeah, just a little hot tip for you.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Try me, jeff this next thing.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Now you're gonna be the one that's the new lady
on the side of the house after you eat one
of those.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yes, seriously, Costco.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, I tell me we'll feel good at this next
day is the story is out of gen Z Nation.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
World.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
If you're supposed to be at work at nine am,
what time do you get there nine o'clock, nine oh five,
nine point fifteen or it's anybody's guess, because, according to
a survey, almost half of gen Z's between age sixteen
and twenty six. But leave that being between five to
ten minutes late is essentially the same thing as being

(17:05):
on time.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
YEA did my first job, I got screamed at for
not being ten minutes early. My early, my first Yes, yes,
because if you show up on time, you're still not
working yet. So if you show up ten minutes early,
you're actually working when your time clock starts.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now I get it, and it spoken like a true boomer.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
There important to me. It wasn't. Boom was my boss.

Speaker 9 (17:28):
So for sure.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
The importance of punctuality increases as you get older, because
you become sick of people thinking that their time is
more important than yours.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Oh I thought it was just because you didn't have
as much time left.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, you get closured to dying, so every minute counts.
Forty percent of millennials said they're forgiving of colleagues running
ten minutes late, but only twenty six percent of Gen
xers are okay with it, and a whopping seventy percent
of boomers say they have zero tolerance for any lateness whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Listen just because you have no plans to keep you up. Sorry, yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
As for this guy, he runs a little bit late
sometimes but not by much.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Usually two to three days is about his lace window.
He'll get there eventually.

Speaker 14 (18:15):
Movie.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
That's how the stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Standing out in the dating world is not easy. You
gotta get kind of creative with it. Like on the
dating apps, every guy post pictures of themselves hugging their dog,
So why not be a little different and instead throw
up a photo of you hugging your pet spider theo
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm not a lot of guys doing that now, it's.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Spiders eight arms, great hugger.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Or at the bars, instead of offering to buy a
round of drinks for that cute girl and all her friends,
but maybe instead go up and offer to buy them
all ubers home right now, everybody, get out of here.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
I was hoping you're gonna say a round in nachos.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
No, I'm a gentleman.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
But another way to stand out from the rest is
to leave a voicemail that's so weird, so out there,
it makes you the talk of the entire town and
the ladies will remember you forever as the guy from
a brand new loser line. Not a lot of people
are trying that to increase their dating life.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's coming up right after.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
This you wait a minute, is this the right number?

Speaker 9 (19:35):
It's the loser line.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
someone approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Hey, girl, you know I'm so rich.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I'll make it Bruce Wayne on you.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Get it like rain? But I said Wayne, because I'm
Bruce Wayne. Wait, why am I giving away my secret identity?

Speaker 14 (20:01):
Of crap?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Whatever you do?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Was this the urge to go full joker on him
and laugh like Keith Ledger in his face? Instead, tell
him that you would love to be his catwoman and
prowl around with him somenight. And then that's when you
hand them the digits to the batphone. So hopefully he
leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Voicemails like this one.

Speaker 15 (20:20):
Next message why and Hey, it's me.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It's me.

Speaker 16 (20:26):
You remember you met me a few months ago and
you had told me it was your birthday and I
did not forgive it.

Speaker 15 (20:35):
So here I am wishing you a happy birthday.

Speaker 14 (20:39):
For he's a jolly gafellow.

Speaker 16 (20:41):
For he's a jolly goodfellow or he's a jolly goodfello,
which nobody can deny.

Speaker 12 (20:50):
Even though you didn't call me back, I.

Speaker 15 (20:52):
Still never forgot your birthday, and don't forget it. My
birthday is in two months, two weeks, two days.

Speaker 17 (21:00):
Okay, yes, it's your birthday.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
She's the real life happy birthday reminder from Facebook.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Fellow is when you retired, though.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
I think it's just for old people in general. I'm
just sad if that's the only birthday wish.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Brian got.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
A listener of the show.

Speaker 14 (21:30):
Clarly, what's going on is Zach from the other night.
I feel like I was talking a lot about myself.
You know, I got that overall athletic background. But don't
get it wrong, I'm not just the typical jock, neathead
athlete dummy. I do have a soft side to myself,

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especially when I'm at home and I'm in my comfort zone,
and there's things that I like to do that I
don't tell everybody.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
So one of.

Speaker 14 (22:03):
Those things is.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
I like to dress up like Ariana Grande. I'm just
throw on some glitter on my face, put my hair
in the closest thing to a ponytailer that my hair
can do and.

Speaker 14 (22:25):
Laying on the bed. Don't thank you next, thank you next.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
I feel like, in a non weird way, I can
relate to her.

Speaker 14 (22:37):
Hey, don't get it twisted, all right, I am straight fully.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
All I want to do is buy this poor man
a wig. I mean, you don't need to do your
own ponytail you think her hair is real?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, if you're good to do it, let's do it right.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, let's go all out with it.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yes. Speaking of Ari, I want to tell all of
our listeners, if you're on any other radio stations, take talk.
I need you to say thank you next and go
to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Because we've got.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Song of the week clips on there, second date reactions,
even the top loser line of the week that we
post every single week.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's worth a look at least. Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Kind of desperate at the end. There, I got.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
All I know is I've got no more tears left
to cry. So let's switch positions.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
On everyone and go back to our clips.

Speaker 16 (23:27):
Hit it next message.

Speaker 17 (23:29):
Hello, I've been here for twenty minutes. You said Third
and Vine, right, Well, I'm here on third and Vine
and you're nowhere to be seen. I bought exactly what
you said. I got the three home Depot gift cards,
two Jumba Juice smoothies, and a forty dollars gift card
to Baja Fries. What am I supposed to do with
all of this? I'm not going to eat the Baja

(23:52):
Fresh and drink three smoothies by myself. What I'm here
to buy a PS five Craigslist?

Speaker 8 (24:00):
What do you want?

Speaker 17 (24:01):
I'm just doing what I got to do. Keep moving,
do your business. Oh my god, I'm never doing anything
like this on Craigslist again. Think for wasting my time,
parasite o.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
What she's standing in the middle of the road in
the intersection blocking the cars?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Is that why everybody was honking.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
She was in the car. You can't hold that many
Jamba juices and stand up. You just can't. Your hands
would be so cold.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Why wouldn't the guy who ever gave her that loser
line go there to at least claim all that free stuff,
the free drinks.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
The gift cards.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
If they want you to pay them in gift cards,
it's usually not a good deal.

Speaker 16 (24:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Actually, well, I'll just say if you ever go on Craigslist.
You should use it for the other thing that you
go on there for, not forgetting PS five stuff. There's
a lot better services you can find on process.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Is that also in exchange for a whole segment.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'll show you the ropes of it afterward.

Speaker 12 (24:53):
Let's go the next clip next.

Speaker 18 (24:56):
Hey Jack, I'm not really sure what's going on with
you right now. I've called you a couple of times
and you're not refunding. I've been kind of just running.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
That night through my head, you know, and.

Speaker 18 (25:16):
I don't know what I did wrong or what bothered you.
I mean, I remember at that bar we were at,
they had these like pineapple little coasters that I think
I think I turned one upside down. And you might
think that I was trying to tell you that I
was a swinger, but I'm not.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
I'm not.

Speaker 18 (25:39):
I'm really not. I mean, I've been invited to those
parties before.

Speaker 16 (25:45):
But I've never been inside.

Speaker 18 (25:48):
Like I mean, I've been curious before, Like I've walked
up to the building where there was a swinger party,
but I never even you know, touched or knocked on
the door, even like I just kind of I mean,
I saw the shades were open, so I looked out
of curiosity.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I feel like if that message went another forty seconds,
you'd be like, I mean I was, I was with
the couple, but I wasn't there no eye contact, like
it was a mirror, So technically it doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Oh yeah, that guy's the worst liar ever.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, he's like, I have never had one partner by myself.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Just be you.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Why you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to
all of our Loser Line second dates and phone taps.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Right there, we're gonna do a brand new phone tap right.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
When you're a married man, there's certain commandments that you
need to follow, okay, like never leave the toilet seed up.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
That would be so nice if that people did that.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Never compare your wife to another woman, oh my god,
of course to an appliance. Oh and these are things
you don't do and her.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Forget your own wedding anniversary.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
Now.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Unfortunately, that's what happened to one guy last year, just
completely slipped his mind.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
That's not good.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
But this year, well, he's about to forget again. At
least that's what his wife thinks. So she set him
up two days before the actual date to trick him
and make him think that he already missed it.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
She's so good relationship.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You're gonna hear it.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Your phone tapped right now?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, Hi, I'm looking for Dariah.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
That's my wife. No, this isn't her phone.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Oh okay, sorry, I've been trying to reach Daria, but
she isn't answering her phone.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
So this was the secondary number. And she needs to
pick up this item today.

Speaker 12 (27:50):
Sorry, where are you coming from again?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
From by electronics store?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, there's an item that was said to be ready
for today and she needs to come get it.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
No, man, she's not around. Like I can give her
the message if you want, or I can't. I mean
I might be able to, uh come pick it up. Like,
what is it? I'll come get it?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, okay, I mean it's a new Apple Watch for
an anniversary gift.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Wait, what what do you mean an Apple? And?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh, oh god, you're the husband.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh my god?

Speaker 18 (28:25):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I am so sorry.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
It's my anniversary.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Did I just mean a gift?

Speaker 12 (28:31):
I mean, dude, forget about watching. I'm way more worried
about that. I'm so I didn't even remember, and this
is the second year in a row.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
But that see, that's why she wanted to pick up
this afternoon, because she said it was urgent.

Speaker 12 (28:43):
Yeah. I get all that, I get all that.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'm so I feel so stupid right now.

Speaker 12 (28:47):
Yeah, I'm the stupid one.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now, I am the stupid one because I spoiled the gift.

Speaker 12 (28:52):
It's not about that, Like you just opened my eyes
to the fact that I missed my anniversary for the
second year in a row.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Look, man, it's not too late. I can just call
her and tell her the watch was delayed today. That'll
buy you some time, you know.

Speaker 12 (29:03):
Yeah, do that?

Speaker 10 (29:04):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Please wait, No, I can't. I already called her three
times and left messages saying that it's.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Ready, damn it. Okay, let me please.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
And let me just like try and help you out here.
And I'm just asking one of my co workers.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Hey, Barb, Barb, Yeah, what's the hats Chip?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Good old Barb?

Speaker 12 (29:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Can you come can you come over here for a second?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Sure?

Speaker 12 (29:23):
What is going on? What going on?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I had this gentleman on the phone who forgot his
anniversary and it's today.

Speaker 12 (29:32):
I gotta go that, guys, I gotta I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Hold on, Barb's always got great ideas important.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I think she's important to him. It's just he's not
that great at that type of thing.

Speaker 12 (29:42):
You know. What do you mean? I'm not that great, dude?
You don't even know me. I normally remember everything.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
No, totally. I'm sorry about that. It's just he forgot
it last year too. I know, God.

Speaker 12 (29:53):
My god, guy, listen, I'm right here on the phone.
I'm here.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (29:58):
I can hear every word you say.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
I know.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
We're just working it out. So maybe it's like he's
hydrated or something and it's affecting his memory.

Speaker 12 (30:05):
No, that's so.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Do you have you had enough water today?

Speaker 18 (30:08):
Now?

Speaker 12 (30:08):
What's going on? I'm not hydrated?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay, he says he's good on water. Bar I'm good.
Let me talk to us. Okay, here, here's the phone.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Okay, hello.

Speaker 12 (30:18):
Yeah, I'm surfing online right now to try and get
something from my wife or our anniversary.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
No one surfs anymore.

Speaker 12 (30:25):
I'm sorry, I'm online.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Don't buy our surfing equipment. When was the last time
you were.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
At the ceirch what is going on?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
What's the last time you were? When was the last time?

Speaker 12 (30:38):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
When was the last time you were at the circus?
My husband got me tickets to Barnum and Bailey's for
our anniversary back in ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Really expressure, you're not healthy.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Actually, I got it.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
I got it, Okay, I got I got an idea?
Can I have the phone?

Speaker 10 (30:59):
You?

Speaker 8 (31:00):
What?

Speaker 12 (31:00):
I am dead? Here? I'm dead.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
A perfect gift for your wife in our store? Oh
my god, it's twenty percent off this week only. It's
gonna save you a lot of mine.

Speaker 12 (31:09):
I don't have any time to do any of this stuff, man,
I don't have time.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I am wrapping it up as we speak. A brand
new digital scale.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh, come on god, it's got Bluetooth in it.

Speaker 12 (31:22):
Come on. You don't give a woman a scale.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's not just any scale. It's digital.

Speaker 12 (31:28):
I don't give a if it's digital or not. It
could be straight from God himself. Sam, I can't give
a scale to a woman for an anniversary.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
You have a new idea. Oh, I have an idea.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I have an idea.

Speaker 12 (31:38):
I have no idea. The idea is to hang up
the phone.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
You should get her a prank phone call. They're actually
free and they're through the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh don't you No, I'm not I'm not.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
No, that's a stupid idea. No, I'm not bullying.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well that's actually what's not a nice thing to do.

Speaker 12 (31:53):
For an anniversary at all.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
That's what she got for you, so.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
You should do the same for her. What I think
he likes it?

Speaker 12 (32:03):
Oh my gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (32:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
But we should tell him that we're not from the
electronics store.

Speaker 13 (32:09):
Yeah, I can't believe it's actually Jeffrey for Broke and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, Doud, your wife Daria set you up for this.
Don't worry. You didn't forget your anniversary yet, you still
got two more days. We were just messing with you.

Speaker 12 (32:26):
You knit with suggest all those crappy.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Happy Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
It's the greatest show on earth. He's not big to
the circus.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
In the dating world, we tend to put a lot
of importance on the first kiss.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah, we do actually tells you a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It's kind of a big deal.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
It could tell you everything you need to know about
your chemistry together, where things might be headed between you.
Two confirm likes me. This is pretty good. Hint things
are going well.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
It could be a great thing.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
But one of our listeners was a little surprised, to
say the least, by what his date said to him
right after they locked lips at the end of the night.
Oh and spoiler, it wasn't Wow. That was so amazing.
I can't wait to see you again.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
So that we could do that more, wouldn't be on
our show.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, people say afterwards.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Her reaction was a little different, And even though it's
kind of embarrassing, he's gonna share exactly what she told
him in your second date update.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's next second date update.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
We report on these all the time on our show,
but I don't think anyone in this room has ever
actually been to one, or at least not allowed inside
due to the restraining orders. But I'm talking about pop
up restaurants and bars.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
They have like a cool, unique theme and I.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Were just talking about one this morning.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Cool us.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Neither of us have been like you said, but looks awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, you didn't invite me for some reason to thing
you want to do.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
We wanted to have fun, Jeff, Yeah.

Speaker 19 (34:11):
Okay, Well something else then without But one of our
listeners says he went to a pop up thing for
a date, So let's talk to him about it.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Nick.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
First of all, welcome to the show, and kudos on
having no active or screening orders.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Good for you.

Speaker 16 (34:25):
Hi, thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, was it a pop up restaurant or bar?

Speaker 16 (34:30):
I would classify more as a restaurant because we were set down,
we had some food, but if we had like really
cool drinks.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I mean, because they're all like so instagram friendly, like
you know, they want you to take cool pictures and
share them.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, maybe we should just like skip the date altogether
and just talk about the bar only for the next
six minutes.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
I mean, I'm interested what the drinks look like.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, but can we ask, like, what's this woman that
you took there?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
What's her name?

Speaker 16 (34:56):
Yeah? Sure, so her name's Elizabeth.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay, and up about stuff?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
I want to know it was Elizabeth as excited as we
were about this pop up thing?

Speaker 16 (35:06):
Yeah, No, We had a blast. Actually, I would I
highly recommend anyone going to the one we went to.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, what did you go to?

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Which one was it?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
So?

Speaker 12 (35:14):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (35:15):
This one was like toy themes and it was like
different toys from different generations and.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Wow, whoa, it's like your childhood. But you're kind of buzzed,
you know. Do you play with the toys? Are they
just like decoration?

Speaker 16 (35:28):
Well, I mean they had some some elements of playing.
A lot of it was decorations. The menu was all
like toys, seemed as well. So they had like one
of the fun things we got were martinis that were
called etches sketch martinis, which are shaken not stirred.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Ud I love it.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (35:45):
The challenge at their tables to certain toys, so like
there was a Rubik's Cube on our table and on
the next, and so we challenged the table to see
you could finish hers.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Oh my god, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Can you do it?

Speaker 8 (36:01):
Jeff?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Can you do the rubis Cube?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I try to look cool? So no, okay, I cute
it all?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Call her on purpose?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
How did the Rubik's Cube gaming go for?

Speaker 12 (36:12):
You?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
And Elizabeth?

Speaker 12 (36:14):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (36:14):
We got destroyed.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Together?

Speaker 16 (36:17):
Yeah, yeah, the bonding experience.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I mean, I know we're talking a lot, specifically about
toys and stuff. Can you give us like the mood
of the whole date, Like, how was the connection between
you two?

Speaker 16 (36:30):
Honestly, I thought it was great. We were having lots
of fun and we actually got to know each other
really well. And I learned more about like her family
because of like the toys that she played with, like
her her sister and things like that, and uh so,
you know, we got to actually get to a deeper
level than usually think of on like the first date.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah, was there anything like uncomfy or I mean maybe
you got too deep?

Speaker 16 (36:52):
I mean I don't think so, nothing too much. Though
apparently she like cut her sister's Barbara Doll's hair off
donor oh classic, like okay.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
And then glued the hair to herself and was like
I'm your Barbie now.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
I mean that's every little sister ever though you know that.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Did that not happen with Elizabeth and her sister?

Speaker 12 (37:15):
Oh no, no, I know, okay hair.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Maybe she is a cool, normal girl.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Then that sounds fun, sounds like different than you and
your sister.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, this is why I did not want to tell
you about my childhood. Anyway, So how did it end
between you two?

Speaker 16 (37:30):
Yeah, I mean I think that also ended fairly well
at first. At least, we're like walking back to your car,
we've been there for a few hours, and it's like,
you know, feels natural. I'm going for the kiss.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Okay, Oh yeah, yeah, I mean you guys are vibing. Yeah,
and what happened?

Speaker 12 (37:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (37:49):
And she kiss me back.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
It wasn't the most romantic first kiss, like when you
used to like kiss dolls back in the day and practice.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
You see, the iron did.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Some weird stuff with I apologize, no weird the dolls
kiss each other.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not weird.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
My dolls did all sorts of fun stuff, but I didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Nick is regretting calling into the show.

Speaker 16 (38:17):
But I never never kissed any doll growing up myself.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Okay, was that you and I are the weird ones?
So but you said the kiss wasn't quite what you
were hoping for.

Speaker 16 (38:28):
Yeah, it wasn't like fireworks, I guess. And then she
was like, actually, I want to talk about something, and uh,
it's like I want to be transparent. I'm finally in
this place where I feel really good about myself and
I want to start like kind of dating multiple people
right now. I want to like explore the dating world.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
She said that after you kissed her. Yeah, this is
after we kiss Oh bros.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
People.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, but you gotta you gotta think like maybe she
could just find tell how into her he was and
she just wanted to be honest.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Were you okay with that? Or are you not okay
with that?

Speaker 16 (39:07):
Well? I mean I told her I was. I was like, yeah,
I know me too.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
What I was gonna say, Oh.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
My god, I have a date after this right now.

Speaker 16 (39:18):
Actually, but and when we did text, we've been text
or we're texting for a while afterwards and talking about
hanging out again. But then I guess I haven't heard
from her for a while now, and I'm wondering if
maybe she just she did find someone else she wants
to date all the time.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Okay, so this is.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
More of like you want to find answers if she's
even single still?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, yeah, and definitely offer to redo the kiss over
again better this next time?

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Can you rewind to kiss? Can you do that?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I feel like that's what he should have done right there, Like,
I promise you I could do better than ye.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
May have been the move that you missed.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
You're saying, if there was more fireworks, she wouldn't have
said that.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Maybe, But let's call her and see what she has
to say.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
We're gonna come back. We'll ring Elizabeth for you. I
can't believe I said ring Elizabeth. Gosh, who's old.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Anyway, we're gonna do it with your second date update.
Second date update.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Playing with Tonka trucks while drinking Etches Sketch Martinis and
challenging the people next to you to a drunk Rubik's
Cube off. Yes, it's not a playdate with Brooks children.
That was a real date that one of our listeners,
Nick went on because he took a woman named Elizabeth
to a pop up restaurant bar.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
That had an old school toy theme to it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, and it actually went pretty well from what we
heard till the very end when they had a short kiss,
and then immediately afterwards she told him, Oh, by the way,
I am going to be dating other people and you
should know that upfront, which sounds bad, but that is
what Brooke whispered to her husband after they said I
do on the office. There's hope for you Yeah, Yeah,

(40:57):
we got you, Nick, don't worry.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Especially is it is pretty brutal when you recap it,
like she could have maybe waited for like the next
date to say that a text message or something, or.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Just ghost him like a normal person does.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Yeah, the timing was brutal. You're right though.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Maybe she was telling you because she still wanted to
see you. She just her calendar is busy with other dates.

Speaker 16 (41:19):
Yeah, I mean maybe. I mean when you put it like,
that's kind of a downer, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yeah, there's as.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Much hope as I could muster.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Broke, you're not going to get much.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
So that's why I'm going to lead the conversation at
least at the start when we call her oh wow,
and the rest of the rest.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Of them can chime in.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
If it stays good, will stay on. If it's bad,
we'll just toss it.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, there we go. All right, you're ready to do this, Nick.

Speaker 16 (41:40):
I guess so I was kidding.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
By the way, Nick, you're in good hands. Okay, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
The worst all state commercial level.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I know you're in good hands.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (41:52):
You could.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Call her right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Elizabeth.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
This is her speaking perfect?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Okay, this is Jeffrey speaking from a radio show called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 15 (42:18):
Oh okay, just like and hi.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, it's okay if you're underwhelmed. But we're doing a
segment on our show that we'd like to bring you
in on. It's called a second date update.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Have you heard those before?

Speaker 18 (42:35):
No?

Speaker 15 (42:35):
I don't think I have. Sorry, this is really weird
to me.

Speaker 12 (42:39):
Sorry, Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, we're trying to help out one of our listeners
that you went out on a date with recently named Nick.
You guys went to like a toy themed pop up
restaurant bar thing.

Speaker 15 (42:54):
Yes, yeah, oh god. He reached out to you about that.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Yeah, wanted to see you again, And it sounds like
maybe you're not giving him a firm yes or no.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
On that, and we're just trying to help him figure
stuff out, like wanting to know exactly what was your
takeaway from the date.

Speaker 14 (43:12):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 15 (43:14):
Okay. So Nick is a super nice guy and he's
really sweet. I had a nice date with him, but
I did tell him at the end of the date,
I'm just not in a place emotionally right now where
i want to date just one person. I want to
date multiple people.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, he told us that.

Speaker 12 (43:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
I don't think he's like I don't think he's trying
to argue like you should only date him.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I think he just wants to see you again.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, he wants to be one of those people.

Speaker 16 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (43:41):
Yeah, so it's.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
A good thing. He supports the lifestyle that you want
to live.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
It sounds like you're trying to say something, but you
don't want to like say it.

Speaker 15 (43:52):
Yeah, this is a little awkward. I think it's so.
I think I might have found somebody that's a better
fit with me, Nick, But.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I thought you were a dating multiple people.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah, you've only gone on one date with Nick. Why
not just go on another one just to see how
your connection is.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (44:10):
There's this one person that I've been on accompetation with,
and I feel like we're moving towards something, and I
just I don't see there really being a possibility with
Nick anymore, at least until I investigate this other things first.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
So there's nothing he can do to change your mind
on that.

Speaker 15 (44:26):
I mean, here's the situation. I've been out on like
seven or eight dates, and I would I would say
Nick he's not in the top two. I mean he's
like maybe number three, but I want to stick with
the top two right now. And he's a really great thing.
I'm going to find something. He's gonna find this.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Top three.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes, yeah, Elizabeth. I'm not sure if you heard, but
Nick kind of jumped in there. Yeah, he's been on
the other line listening to this conversation.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, he's a little competitive.

Speaker 16 (44:58):
Well, I just think I think little low at all.
I just I think, you know, ranking at least being
the top two. I would assume based on a day,
it was pretty good day.

Speaker 15 (45:08):
The other guys, what is going on? Did you set
this whole thing up on the radio?

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I mean maybe that moves him up.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, but the other two guys wouldn't have reached out
to a radio show just to get a hold of you.

Speaker 16 (45:22):
You've got drive exactly.

Speaker 15 (45:24):
No, No, they're right, it is I just I don't
I don't know what to say. I'm kind of weirded
out by this whole thing.

Speaker 14 (45:31):
Honestly, look what you did.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
This.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
You could think of it as a romantic right. Do
you want somebody romantic?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
You want somebody who will go the extra mile for you?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
You know, next your guy. And the thing is is like, man.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Can you imagine being told right after you kiss somebody
that like, hey, by the way, I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
See other people Like that would be a big blow.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
And you know what, Nick has enough confidence to be like,
you know what, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I'm cool with that.

Speaker 15 (46:03):
I would have told him earlier, but I just didn't
know how to tell him or what to tell him.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Maybe you should just like included on your dating app.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I mean, what do you want to do here, Bud?

Speaker 16 (46:15):
Do you want to Well, first, I just want to
say that, like, I'm someone who pays attention. One of
the things we talked about on our date was love languages, right,
And I remember her saying that her love languages were
words of affirmation and physical touch, right. And so I
just want you to know, I'm going to know the phone.
You're so smart and so pretty and just an all
around wonderful human being. And you know what I want

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you to do. I want you to imagine I'm hugging you.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
You do the other two guys pretend to hug you
through the phone, Elizabeth will giving you compliments.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 15 (46:48):
Ah, well, I don't know if those guys are as
weird as he is.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
But you're right that I think the word you were
going for was sweet.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Yeah, weird can be good.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Yeah maybe Jeff and I hugged for you.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's just Jose really desperate for like.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
A long time.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah, love language.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
We just want to help. Come on, you guys should
go out.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Again one more time, see if you can move up
to number two.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, I bet, I bet Nick would be a really
good boyfriend again.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
She doesn't want that a.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Really good guy to date?

Speaker 15 (47:18):
Okay, yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 16 (47:22):
Sorry, if it's about like not knowing if I'm good enough,
you know, you talk about, you know, dating other people,
I've dated other people. I'd give you references with my ex.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
No, don't do references, bro, Actually I would like that. No,
let's do that. Let's let's call it.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Let's call some of Nick's x's on the line right
now and have them sing nicks praises.

Speaker 16 (47:44):
I'm down's it.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
I don't think you want to know what your exes
are really going to say about you, Nick.

Speaker 15 (47:50):
You don't need to do that. You don't need to
give it anymore.

Speaker 16 (47:53):
I don't want to. I don't want to give up.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I don't.

Speaker 16 (47:55):
I don't like what is your like?

Speaker 8 (47:56):
How is it?

Speaker 16 (47:57):
How would I send you something? What's your address? Can
sit like an edible.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Runs Nobody wants edible fruit as a flower arranged right?

Speaker 16 (48:04):
Wait, look, I just need to know are you allergic
in your fruit? You know? And it'll be a perfect arrangement.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
Oh boy, Nick, I think you're falling down the list.
You sound kind of desperate.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Look at the effort that he's willing to go just
to get one more date with you.

Speaker 18 (48:18):
Yes, all the fruits, Nick, I wish you the best.

Speaker 15 (48:23):
You're a really great guy. But like I said, I
just need to focus on the other two right now.
But good luck out there. You're gonna make someone really happy.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
And often you hear that one's rookie Jeff in the morning. Okay,
so that second date didn't quite work out, but it
should be proof to all the ladies listening out there
that good guys do still exist.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
They're playing with hot wheels.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
And nurse blasters and giving you hugs through the phone
and sending big baskets of fruit to where you live.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Yeah, it feels like he just couldn't get the hint.
And she was pretty direct, you know, the nice guys
still finished last year.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Due even if there's like she's like, I'm willing to
have multiple boyfriends and you're still at.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
The most, it proves what you think it proves, Jeffy.
I think the girls that's a good try.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I think she's gonna come back twelve, thirteen, fifteen years
from now and be like I should have said yes
to guy number three.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
I don't think she'll probably ever remember.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah, she'll be on her like fourth Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Okay, Well, if you want to have a phone call
that you want to instantly forget, you know, the show, Yeah,
we'll call the person who isn't calling you.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Not that it's a competition, but who do you think
is the most romantic person on the morning show?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Oh? On our show?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, I'd like to say me.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I think I agree, I think easily it's I mean,
this is a man who sets the mood by plugging
his plastic Christmas tree lights?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Int I do that?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Who will offer to microwave his dates pepperoni hot pocket
for her?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yes, Any ladies out there, if you ever come to
Bears house and then to really make it steamy, He'll
be the little spoon while he forces her to watch
his latest three hour twitch string.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Yeah you telling me you can beat that Brook.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I thought some of my things would have won.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
But he is the king of romance on the show.
Even jose will admit he is nothing compared to the
hopeless romantics you're gonna find on Craigslist.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Okay, they also refer to themselves as Papa bears, but there's.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Only one be You're gonna hear why when we read
their entries of lost love in a brand new Craigslist
misconnection that's coming up right after.

Speaker 9 (50:50):
This city Misconnections, that was me staring.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
One is an aisle sixteen of Walmart when you both
reach for the same tube of a mulcified cheeseburger paste.
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scour that website every week to find the best

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misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,
titled love at First Audit Man for Woman thirties Starbucks
Downtown says you cute barista, long dark hair, peanut shaped earrings,
and a smile that could make me blush from the
waist down.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
What you don't want to be blushing down there?

Speaker 9 (51:39):
Buddy?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah, me, tall guy with a blue suit covered in
mystery stains. I didn't disclose this to you in person,
but I'm an IRS agent who was on my break,
and I tried to make conversation by asking, if you
declare all your tips on your taxes.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
You may have just found the most unsexy job he
ever existed.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
You replied, I have to do that.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Pretty funny joke, joking, weren't you?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I think you were anyway, I continue to flirt by
explaining the differences from this year's tax code to last
year's and how economic diversity can play into each submission we.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Receive, you say, submission.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I got the vibe that we were connecting because I
thought you were taking all that info down, But then
I realized you were just writing my name on my cup.

Speaker 14 (52:40):
Oh job.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Bottom line, we have a lot in common. We both
have stains on our workout fits, and we both deal
with money.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah, there's no reason you should have stains on a
muddy workout fit.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
If you see this, Let's discuss the wonders of tax
evasion over a mohito or two.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Wait. Wait, God, he's for it.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's signing.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Leo and then in parentheses the three legged tax man.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Oh I see what he did there.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Let's go to your next misconnection titled I'll be your
Greek freak woman for man thirties Mediterranean food truck.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Oh my god, already is that bad?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
I want me to You were the authentic Greek man
who helps me with my order yesterday. I say authentic
because I could smell the olive oil dripping from your
hair as.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
You handed me back my chain. But here, little do
you don't remember?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I was the heavy set brunette with the tan hoodie
that said on the front, it's a beautiful day to
leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I'm in retrospect.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
That was a mistake because I wanted you to do
the opposite.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
It does send a message don't talk to me.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, I approach. I want you to maybe get in
my business.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Sorry, we direct today.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
After I ordered, you told me to wait by the
picnic table for my name to be called out, So
I did.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Boy, was that a mistake?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Why?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
It was just me and a suzeki saw squirt bottle,
and every time you turned back to talk with the cook,
I squirted some directly.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
In my mouth. One time I missed that it got
all over my Hoodie.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Came it, came back to the window, and you handed
me a handful of napkins, then winked at me, saying
you had to take a leak.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
What. I don't think that was a metaphor.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
The cook ended up bringing up my hero, and as
I was driving away, I saw you relieving yourself behind
a tree. It was really Apparently your hair isn't the
only thing that's Greek.

Speaker 12 (55:05):
That mean.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
I came back today to see you again, but I
was disappointed to find a taco truck in your spot.
Gringo Star. I still ordered from them, but I couldn't
stop thinking about you.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
That sign olive sign o, It's meant to be Wow Fate.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
This next misconnection is titled Romance Lance and his Fresh
pair of pants.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Please tell ma for twenties laundromat.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
I was the swollen college dude with gray sweats and
a yellow tank top. You were the cute blonde in
the Baylor sweatshirt, sitting on the dryer reading Al Gore's
An Inconvenient Truth.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Oh this is so college.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'll be hunted.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I thought you were adorable and I did in an opener,
and thinking about it almost hurt my brain. Oh could
I jokingly try to convince you that climate change is
a hoax then end up in a secret tickle fight?

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Secret tickle fighter is not what you're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
No, maybe not, So I went with a different approach.
I flashed my wicked smile at you and then asked
if I could borrow a dryer sheet. You handed me one,
and then you watched in awe as I rubbed it
on my pits. No, I told you I saw that
trick on Good Morning America once because I watched it

(56:36):
with my mom in high school.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Hey, we could have gone just with TikTok or something.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Hopefully that was a turn on me being close with
my mom and all.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Oh, doesn't tend to be.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
You were tough to read.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So I just walked around the laundromat in a circle
for the next twenty minutes, passing you frequently.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
One time you looked up from your book and I
smiled again and said, just get my steps in.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Oh, as you were folding, I wrote my number down
and slipped it into your hamper.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
But so far, no call shock. I'm not worried.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Though you probably don't have a cell phone because it's
quote bad for the environment.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
That she would probably say that.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
And if you see this borrow of friends and let's
kick it.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
Oh wow, that signed dubin I smell dub dowdy fresh.

Speaker 18 (57:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

Speaker 9 (57:29):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Got another first time player on the line for Wyn
Brooks Bucks.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
It's Ashley from Federal Way. Ashley.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
On a scale of one to one thousand, how nervous
are you for your first time against Brook?

Speaker 16 (57:50):
I like twenty two?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Okay, wow, not may not nervous at all?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah? Why are you always so common life? What's your secret?
I stress?

Speaker 12 (58:00):
Stress?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
You stress? Or maybe you just don't understand what's going
on right now?

Speaker 16 (58:04):
Yeah, that's very possible.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Good to me.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
All right, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio
while that happens. Ashley, you know the game's played. You
got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (58:19):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is
National Fried Chicken day. What is Colonel Sanders real name
Sandy Sanders, Harlan Sanders, or Ajax Sanders. Sandy Sanders Rawlings
is the official brand that makes the balls for what sport.

Speaker 16 (58:36):
Tennis?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
What are the three colors of the United Kingdom.

Speaker 16 (58:39):
Flag, red, blue, and yellow.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Augustus was the first ruler of what ancient empire pat
In the culinary world? What Italian word is used to
describe a pasta that isn't fully cooked all the way
al dente? All right, got those answers in Brook is
going to come back in the studio, and you got
any summer plans coming up?

Speaker 12 (59:03):
Ashley, I just got back from Hawaii sport.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
I just heard which island we went.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
To on a scale of one to one thousand, How
much did you enjoy?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Yeah, that's actually the secret to why you're so chill. Yeah,
we're still on Hawaii time.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
You know Hawaii?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah, all right, Brooke, you could use a trip to Hawaii, I.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Know, like a sabbatical.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yeah, yeah, we can ask management for one's I've been here.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Yeah, we should do.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
The show from Hawaii.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
We could do the show right now and continue the game.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Oh that's true that we're still working. Okay, Okay, let's finish, Brook.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Your time starts now. Today is National Fried Chicken Day.
What is Colonel Sanders real name Sandy Sanders, Harlan Sanders
or Ajax Sanders. Harln Rawling is the official brand that
makes the balls for what sports? What are the three
colors of the United.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Kingdom flag, red, white, and blue.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Augustus was the first ruler of what ancient empire? In
the culinary world, what Italian word is used to describe
a pasta that isn't fully cooked all the way? Okay, okay,
got those answers in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
We're gonna go to the score one and see how
you did with Jose.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yeah, I know that's my jam Ashley from Federal Away.

Speaker 12 (01:00:39):
You got one correct today, by.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
Yeah, but you live in Federal Away, which has like
the best Mongolian grill in the state to whatever that
Mongolian grill is, by the commons.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I grew up around there, and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Bruh, you got four.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Rough go your first time, Ashley, But let's go the
answers here. Today is National Fried Chicken Day. Colonel Sanders
real name is Harland Sanders. He was an interesting guy.
He shot someone yeah, he quite a weird light. You
should read about it. It's Rawling's the official brand that
makes the balls for Major League Baseball. The United Kingdom

(01:01:19):
has three colors in their flag, red, white, and blue.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
That's like a I to think of it, I'm like.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Oh, I feel like you say, red, white, and blue
for most countries, not real original.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Augustus was the first ruler of the Roman Empire. In
the culinary world, the Italian word to describe pasta that
isn't fully cooked is not al dante dante.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It's al dente.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Dente. Okay, I said it a little wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
You still what you said in Italy is actually highly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Astley. Unfortunately, can't give you any money here, but just
for playing, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Gonna send you a twenty five dollars gift card to Sephorah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
I love Sephora.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Everybody does because at Sephorah Belvy Square you can enjoy
a shopping experience where all are welcome and what makes
you unique is celebrated.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Plus, you're gonna get your beauty.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
In two hours, whether you buy online or pick it
up in the store.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
No you can't, No, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Absolutely, Just beautify yourself and call it a day. Thank
you so much for playing. We'll be back to do
Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow