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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got a brand new full show for
you today with a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Yeah,
it is a good one. You definitely want to stay
around for that. I feel bad for this girl. I
would not want to be in a good position at all.
So that's coming up. We've got I don't know, other fun,
the other fun? Does that work Tuesday? Other fun coming
up for you.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
As long as you like you know the disaster I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Just take over and read some comments.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah wrote the fun.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
My name is Parker and I've been listening to the
station since i was twelve. I'm twenty two now and
I haven't missed an episode. I have one request, Jeffrey,
please please please sing the remake of Billie Eilish is
Bad Guy the bat Guy.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh remember his bat Guy PARENTI yeah, Oh that is
a good one. Jeff does do a good batmanfession and
the whole song is in the Batman voice. If you
have not heard Jeffrey's Bat Guy, go to our YouTube
page Okay at Brook and Jeffrey, and you can find
the whole playlist of the songs and you can watch
them too, because there's videos attached and then you can
(01:05):
search in just the playlist. That makes it really easy. Yeah,
yeah too, So find it there and you can listen
over and over again to back because I agree it
was really great. Yeah, so hopefully this is really great too.
Who knows what awkward Tuesday phone call. Your full hour
starts right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
listeners all over the country, shockingly.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
All over the world. Actually, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Kind of weird. But I'm particularly looking out for our
listeners in the US right now because experts are warning
everyone something crazy it's about to happen across this great nation,
especially in places like California, Colorado, Oregon, New Mexico, and Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, that's a random group in of states.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, a lot of places where there's a lot of hot, warm,
desert weather. Because in the upcoming weeks, hundreds of thousands
of tarantulas will be crawling out of their burrows in
search of love. It is. It's tarantula mating season.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I saw a funny meme about a tarantula woman forgetting
to shave legs.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Animal species on Earth with hairier legs than Brook, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Lately I have not.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And these tarantulas are frisky right now because they only
get one shot at love each year. This is their time.
It's kind of like their cuffing season, but with more
venom and cannibalism and brook You'll be happy to know.
The males die shortly after they make and the lady
spider eats them.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
A lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Bugs that do that. I know, I was gonna say,
I've heard this recently. Train manis are also It's.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like, yikes, talk about literal deadbeat dats don't even stick
around to raise their two thousand babies. It's shameful. But
if you're hiking over the next few weeks, you might
see a few tarantula bros and their little Gucci sweaters
out on the prow.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So hey, don't freak out.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're not chasing you. They're chasing love.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Everybody needs a little love. So now let's move on.
We're gonna get to the shock collar question of the
day with a man who moves like a spider in
the bedroom. At least that's what I've heard. Good thing
our digital producer show.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Like darts around or he just scares you, comes up
out of nowhere.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Many who listen to the show probably assumed, since the
four of you work in radio, that you'd recognize the
most popular and most played songs of the past ten
to twenty years.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You think, Yeah, turn it down, those people.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Those poor fools, are sorely mistaken.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah, because last time we did this, almost all of
you failed to identify the infamous number one Billboard Top
one hundred songs, almost all of you, which I so
eloquently recited to you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, it was tricky with the classical music behind it.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
That's why today I'm gonna give you one more chance
to redeem yourselves and hopefully bring some dignity back to
radio with another name that number one song edition of
tenty of twenty. Now, just remind you I will not
be playing you audio clips from the actual song. Instead,
I'm just gonna read the lyrics out loud while fancy
(04:29):
music plays in the background behind me. And unlike last time,
please do not rudely talk over the lyrics. Oh wait
until I'm done, and then make your guests.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
The entire time.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Alexis, you just have to name the correctly to stay
in the game. Now, let's start with the woman who
is praying to God, that baby shark made it to
the top of the that's Alexis, Alexis. I'm gonna say
you can't have any help from anyone in the room
for this one. O. Your number one Billboard hit is
from way back in nineteen ninety five. Oh as I
(05:04):
walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I
take a look at my life and realize there's nothing
left because I've been blasting and laughing so long. Even
my mama thinks my mind is gone. This is such
a good name, the artist or song title your loss.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
There's alway yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You either like know this.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Immediately You're like, we can't help her.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, Brook zero help come.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Shadow Death by a male singer.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Uh, Shadow I Death Alexis. The artist I was looking
for was coolioh. And that song is called Gangsta's Paradise
and number one song on the Billboard back in nineteen
ninety five.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Come on, Jake, give me a nineties hit.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
All right, Brooke, how about twenty eighteen?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
All right, here you go, Brook fifty dub I even
got it tatted on me eighty one. They'll bring the
crashes to the pazzi and you know me turn the
O two into the three Dog without forty only.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They'd be me.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Imagine if I never met the Broskys. This number one
hit and the artist from twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Imagine if I never met.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The brosky Oh that's the only part that I recognized song.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can you tell me the very first one?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
The music?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Please?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Fifty dub I even got it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Tat it on me, Dub So I'm like torn is it?
L m f ao?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Is it eighteen?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And broskis is such a terrible like lyric to put
into something very long?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Island?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Is it Drake? Gosh, dang it, I'm gonna say it's
l m f aol.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
I'm just gonna stop your now.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What is Drake God's play?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I am not a Drake fan. That even just solidifies it. Broski.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, we're over to Jose.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
You got it right yesterday. Let's see how you do today.
Your number one Billboard hit is from two thousand and eight.
It's this Hey, I ain't never seen nothing that'll make
me go this crazy all night spending my dough. You
had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
them birthday cakes. They stole the show name. This number
(07:24):
one hit from two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Birthday Cakes stole the show.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
It sounds like a pop song like something go don't
you know stole the show?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
This is Kesha need the title of the song a Kesha.
The song is called Go Go.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Find Yourself. Another answer, Jose, that was low by flow Rider.
It was almost there, Jeffrey, please save the group's dignity.
Here your number one Billboard hit is from twenty twenty one.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Okay, my love is like a rocket. Watch it blast off,
and I'm feeling so electric dance my arse off. Oh
and even if I wanted to, I can't stop. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Yeah, woo yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Name this number one hit from twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, I picked up on arse, which must mean it's
not an American or Canadian. This is a Australian or
British person.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Really, I just saying I needed to rhyme like they're
gonna do farcet next or something, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Uh so, can you give me just the first line again?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Ashton, My love is like a rocket watch it blast off, Ashton, double.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The music blast off. These people aren't even British or anything,
but I'm just gonna go cake by the Ocean by dnc.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Oh Cake by the Ocean, No motion in that ocean.
This was levitating by Dua Lipa. You did perspiate many
a year ago. That means you've all failed, you lost
your dignity. And I have one. Today's twenty day, so
that means Jake gets to choose who gets shocked today.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Brook.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Immediately, Brook's gonna be singing Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
He's thinking about me, and know, isn't that sweet? I guess?
So say you can't see baby, I know that's me
Espresso Brook. I don't know how that song really goes.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh minutes, that's your shot. Collar question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Alex Trebek, Regis Philbin, Steve Harvey from Family Feud, all
iconic hosts of respected game show institutions show me Top
four places to do it in the outdoors inside of
a tree, respected see, So why am I bringing them up? Sure,
(10:12):
there's the Brooks and the contestants who play the games,
but really it's the hosts who make it shine. Show
me it's top five places to do it indoors with
your parents around. Sorry, I'm at family reunion. So years
to me and the incredible job I do every day
(10:35):
to make Brook look good, and trust me, it's not easy.
Brand new Round of Trivia with Brooke and Me your
humble host coming up. I'm just picturing our new player,
Samantha right now walking down the street. She looks down
(10:59):
at what she's wearing and she's like.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Ugh, what yuck at her own clothes?
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Probably because the first thing that she asked our producer
when she got on the phone was, Hey, do you
guys have any leftover Brook and Jeffrey merch that I
could just haven?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We get asked that a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Do we have anything, any hoodies, any like Brook and
Jeffrey tuxes, left anything we could throw her way?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh god, we're out of the tuxes and a normal
Gollon retainers. We don't. We're like in between merch sale.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I want to.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
Design our next merch.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I want I want three fingered gloves.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Missing two fingers. We don't think about them.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
One of the coaches that I coached softball with has
four fingers on one hand, so we always did instead
of high five we did.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
High four Samantha. How many fingers you rock in today?
Speaker 11 (11:48):
I got? I'm sorry to disappoint.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, we don't make those ten fingers. You're not our market.
So we'll work on something that fits you for our
next merch for the cause and make sure you get
some of it. But Brook's gonna leave the studio so
we can get to the actual game.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Let's do this?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
You got it? Your time starts now. The first taxi
cab service started operating on this day in what major city,
New York or Tokyo, New York, Koalas spend what percentage
of their day sleeping? Eighty ninety or one hundred percent eighty?
If something is exothermic, it releases what hete what's the
(12:32):
term used for sound waves with frequencies higher than the
human ear pat In two thousand and nine, what fast
food chain once ran a campaign promising free burgers to
anybody who unfriended ten people on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I'm McDonald, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, vaguely, I am flashing back kind of. So Brook's
gonna come back into the studio here. So since Samantha
is a brand new PA, let's learn a little bit
more about her. It says on the screen or that
she's a low income house leasing agent.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh, you help people find their home.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
She has two kids, ages twelve and five, and she's
about to be celebrating her ten year anniversary day. How
are you going to be celebrating it?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
We're starting the week out of our university going to
a Fray concert, The Fray, the Pray.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, how to say to life?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I worked at a station in Portland and the Fray
helped us with a canned food drive in a parking
lot of a fred Meyer Wie.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They were cool dudes. They were all there early too.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Why did that?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Nothing else to do?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I think they did even back at their heyday.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
All right, you need some roadside assistant, Samantha. After the concert,
they'll be able to help you out.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She's just going to rock so hard.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, just to that one song.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I can't think of any other ones.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Do you think that?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Then you hear them and you're like, oh yeah, I
know this got it?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, you mean cool? Now, Broke, it's your turn? Are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Your time starts now. The first taxi cab service started
operating on this day in what major city, New York
or Tokyo, New York, Koalas spend what percentage of their
day sleeping? Eighty ninety or one hundred percent eighty? If
something is exothermic, it releases what heat? What's the term
used for sound waves with frequencies higher than the human ear?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Uh? Dog dog ears? High pitched?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
In two thousand and nine, what fast food chain once
ran a campaign promising free burgers to anyone who unfriended
ten people on their Facebook.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's so funny, was it? Windy's? I think they have
a good social media.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yoh, got the guesses in. We're gonna head on over
the scoreboard to see how y'all did with jose.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
The foul less inches in the air. Oh, Samantha, you
got one correct today.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I did a lot of guessing, Samantha, so don't worry.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
And Brook also one.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, that's really funny. We know the same amount of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And that's one thing that you both know. Let's go
with the answers for everybody. It's the first taxi cab
service ever started operating on this day in Tokyo.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Actually they're hours ahead of us.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Back in nineteen twelve is when it launched. They used
three Ford model t's to start the service.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Hold on, I gotta get out and crank it. Yeah,
give me a second.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Koalas spend ninety percent of every day sleeping, just a
dream life that they're living. Exothermic. If something's exothermic, it
releases heat. The term use for sound waves with frequencies
higher than the human ear would be ultra sound.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's so easy when you hear it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, in the moment, it's tough. In two thousand and nine,
the fast food chain that ran a campaign promising freeburgers
to anybody who unfriended ten of their friends on face Book.
That was burger king.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Almost burger king. Yeah, all of them have really good
social media feel like.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
They called it the whopper sacrifice. Sacrifice ten friends get
a whopper. Okay, So Samantham, sorry was not enough to
be brooked today. But just we're playing. We're giving you
a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid and adding
Disney Resort theme park or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Perfect, Thank you every so much, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
When you're living with a terrible roommate, there comes a
point where you realize one of us has to go yes, yeah,
is it gonna be me? Or is it gonna be you?
The hard part is how do you secretly convince them
to move out of their own free will?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, you dirty dishes in their bed? Do you put
their bed in the dishwasher? How big do you spell out?
Leave with dirty dishes on top of their beds dish
I know there's some sort of bed dish combo that's
going to convince them to do it. That's a sign
(17:09):
to get out there. But one of our listeners came
up with a creative master plan that was so simple
and so genius. His roommate had no clue it was
all part of the plot to make him move out.
Who you're gonna hear his hilarious strategy and a brand
new mass speaker coming up right after this You don't
hear me concession? I can't take back o arms.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Mouse speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I got a text to seventy eighty five nine too,
that says, I haven't told anyone this, but I have
a secret crush on Jose and I moved to his apartment.
I live on the same floor as him, and I
watch him come home every day through my peephole. I
need courage to finally say something to.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Stalker.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
You're doing it so nice.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I was just telling him Lexus, I met a girl
in the elevator with her dog. The other dr.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, you don't knock on all the doors as you
go down the hallway today, she says, ps, I'm a
Victoria's Secret model who finds lazy men extremely attractive.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Someone for everyone.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Come bring your dog.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
But if you have a big confession or a secret
crush you'd like to get out in the open, you
could do it here on the mass speaker. And we
actually have two people who both want to come clean. Today.
We're going to start with a guy who wants to
be called Seth. Seth, you also been crushing on Jose. No, no,
that is a quick no, but I still feel very
love well, Seth. The voice changer is on. You're now
(18:43):
the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
All right, This was a couple of years ago. Okay,
I had a roommate back in college. This guy was
the worst.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We can all think of one. Yeah, was he really messy?
Was his deal?
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Well? You know I didn't know the guy before we
matched up his roommates. Okay, and we have to share
a small room. And yeah, he'd leave his clothes everywhere,
you know, empty glass bottles all over the place.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Right, pretty typical dorm stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Is that adjustment when it's like mom isn't here to
help me anymore? And yeah, I'm like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Don't tell you. There's some forty five year old men
who are still like.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Yep. And this guy he never left the room either,
So okay, if I had people over, he'd get pitched.
You know, he get really upset too.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, so he was real social, not a nice guy.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
It's not very nice.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I'm trying to lay in garbage people here.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean, I had a bad roommate when I was
in college to actually two of them, and you just
kind of have to live with it for a lot
the whole year.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Until get'mord to like kick him.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Out, right, Like, what do you do?
Speaker 8 (19:53):
Seth? I told one of my friends about him, and
my friend said, dude, I can help you get him
out of here.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
How so we came up with a plan, which I
guess looking back was kind of immature, but it was
really funny to us. Though.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Please don't tell me you got him like totally kicked
out of college or something.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
What happened, Well, we had bunk beds and I was
on the top.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
Yeah, and my friend who.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Was helping me, would come in late at night after
this other roommate dude went to sleep, and he'd hide
underneath the bed and then start shaking it, and I'd yell, earthquake, earthquake.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's really fun. He'd like wake up in a terror.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Yeah, and I jump out and run out of the room.
And we did it so often that we had other
people on the floor run out and do it too.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
No, it's an earthquake, drill.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Why is there like seventeen earthquakes?
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Mo? Yeah, we told everybody the school was built on
a fault line.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
And eventually my roommate said he's just not sleeping. Well,
it's gotten really bad, and he decided to move back
home and do college online.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, yeah, even.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
If he did figure it out, it'd be like, all right,
obviously everyone here doesn't want me here.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's great that it worked. Do you feel a little
bit bad though?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
You changed his whole life a little bit.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
I bet you he's home anchoring all of his furniture
to the war.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
But let's go to our next mass speaker. She's chosen
the name Connie for herself. Connie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hi, hekay, Hey Connie, how are you feeling.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
I'm excited to get this on my chest, but a
little nervous.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, was so proud right now?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well, your voice changer is on, Connie, you're the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (21:54):
So this starts actually like three years ago. I was
driving to work, jerk cutting up in traffic.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That was.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That was definitely Jose Before.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Anybody, I apologize on behalf of all of us.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
It was one of us, though, well I don't think
it was one of you guys because of what happened next.
So I didn't want to confront them or get into
a fight or anything. But I'm really mad and I
started to follow them.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
God, this is not worth your energy. Connie I know
it's three years ago, but I'm still saying let it go.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Rage is real, though, Yeah, sometimes you can't help you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You need to listen to our show.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
This is the rage. Yeah you followed this person?
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Yeah, I followed them, like off the highway into a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
What, oh my god.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
They pulled into a driveway and I see it's a
guy that gets out of his car and he goes
into his house.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Okay, I'm scared, like.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I feel like she slashed tires. Please tell me you
didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You just drove away.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
Well I did you wait that day?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
But what is wrong with you? You're still sitting with it
twenty four hours later.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Oh my gosh, you're.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Gonna think I'm so petty. But now every day on
my way to work, I actually go out of my
way and drive by this guy's house and I throw
my gum in his driveway.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He litter in front of his mouth.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
This is good because it's such a small thing that
just adds up and it probably confuses him every day.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Like, why is there always gum in the.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Driveway for three years where you've been taking up extra
gas extra time? I hate it. I probably do.
Speaker 13 (23:41):
It about three times a week because I never do
it if I see his car in the driveway, I
don't want to do it if he's gone.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
So now it's reasonable, it's smart.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You don't want witnesses.
Speaker 13 (23:51):
Over three years, you know, that's a lot of gum.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
How long are you going to be doing this for another,
like fifteen twenty years. When are you going to say
that it's even he's gotten his for cutting you off?
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I don't know, because at first it was like a
revenge thing. But now every time I do it, I
just feel a little bit better. If I'm having a
bad day.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It's like you're a morning cup of coffee. You can't
start the day without it.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
One day he's gonna sell his house and the new
people moving in, you're gonna be like this neighborhood's awful.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
For god, my God doesn't even live there anymore.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Oh my god, I haven't even thought about that.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
God bless you on your mission for revenge gone.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Text into seventy five nine too. If you have a
confession you've been holding on to, will hyd your identity,
mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
Phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
One of our listeners asked if we could help cheer
up his friend because apparently his car got stolen from
right out in front of his place the day so
he's been understandably upset about that. Is it even possible
to make someone feel better after something like that happens.
I think maybe if we call him up and ask
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questions about the vehicle that suggests we might have taken it,
you'll hear his reaction in your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Hello, Hi, I saw a post on the app next
door about a stolen car. Is this Patrick?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Yes? This is Yeah.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Yeah, I made that post.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Hey, I am so sorry that happened. Man.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Yeah, yeah, me too. It's been pretty weird couple of days.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
I bet you know, as neighbors, we all got to
pull together.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I live a few.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Blocks down from where you live, so I noticed the
cold like right away. I noticed the picture.
Speaker 11 (25:45):
That's great man. Yeah, Uh, you've got any information?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Hypothetically, let's say I found it at the end of
the cul de sac, like a few blocks away from
where your house is, and it still had the key
in it. Okay, okay, I'm wondering if the check engine
light was on and it needed oil. What kind of
oil would your car take?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Do you remember?
Speaker 11 (26:09):
What? What are you talking about? How does that help
you find my car?
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Let's just say hypothetically, right, because I'm gonna keep my
eyes out on it for you. All right, I'm gonna
we're gonna find it together.
Speaker 11 (26:19):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
But do you think it's synthetic oil or maybe you
know semisynthetic? Kind of a conventional situation. I tried to
look up the model online, but it was really really confusing.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
I'm just I'm having trouble understanding how knowing what kind
of oil my car takes is helping you find my
car for me.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Yeah, you're right, I could always figure that out on
my own if I ever found it.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Hypothetically, is there a Is there anything else that you
wanted to ask me or maybe tell me?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yeah, let's say hypothetically, the person who finds it doesn't
really like that green color you have. They want to
change it so people won't recognize it. What color would
you change it to?
Speaker 11 (27:05):
I'm sorry what I mean?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Maybe something you wouldn't even recognize yourself.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
What you know, where is it that you said you
lived again?
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 10 (27:14):
In your neighborhood. You just go back to the left
and then right with the cul de sac where the
where the tree. Uh you know where they find a
lot of lost cars.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
No, I uh, I don't think I've ever heard of
that area. Otherwise that might have been the first place
that I looked.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yeah, I find uh they find cars all the time
in that area that I live in. Definitely, really yeah,
I totally.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Maybe I'll pay the visit. Maybe I'll come over.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Oh no, I don't want to inconvenience in neighbor. Let
me do all the dangerous work on the car down.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
You just sit tight, man, that's really neighborly of you. Yeah,
thank you, But you know, I I insist, Why don't
Why don't I swing by? Oh wait, we'll we'll feel closer,
you know, we'll be more connected for finding my car. Yeah,
that you hypothetic, will help.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Me find good good idea.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
If you come over, though, let's meet out more on
the street side, as close to my garage. I got
a big project I'm working on in there. Can't look inside,
not the garage at least not in the or the
shed or the shed. There's parts in the shed for
the project. Happening in the garage.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
Man, do you want to just cut the crap and
tell me what's really going on? Oh, because I know
that you have my car?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Wow, why would you even think that?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Hypothetically, I must have two brain cells.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
WHOA.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Well, Oh, okay, let's step back hypothetically for a second.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
No, let's hypothetically not okay, let's absolutely well.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Let's hypothetically say your best friend set you up for
this prank phone call, and you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
It's a joker. I don't know what the f you're
going on about.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Okay, No, it's pronounced Jose almost. It's not joker. It's Jose.
I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Wait, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (29:02):
I'll say it again. This is actually Jose from the
radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We have
nothing to do with your car. Your best friend, Kyle
set you up.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
Oh my god, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Man.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. Kyle told us it's a really
bad situation. He just wanted to like make you smile
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Man.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (29:23):
Yeah, I'm smiling now, But good gave me a heart attack?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Person?
Speaker 10 (29:27):
Oh yeah, he wanted us to give you a heart attack,
then smile. Oh I forgot the order.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
Hypothetically, I don't even not even hypothetically. I think I
actually want to kick his Oh I'll.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
Help you, I mean hypothetically like the police ask.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Don't you hate it when a random thing pops up
that instantly reminds you of your ex It could be
like a certain song, or a funny meme, or the
smell of an old dumpster. At least, that's what reminds
Brook of all of her exes. But one of our
listeners says she literally hadn't thought about her old boyfriend
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in years until she got a random DM from a
complete stranger, and what it said left all of us shocked.
So she sent us an urgent email asking for help.
You're gonna hear why and your awkward Tuesday phone call? Next?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. You ever have someone from
your past suddenly pop up again out of nowhere? Like
a giant ZiT right before your wedding day, and now
you got a dilemma where it's like, do I just
ignore this thing and let it hopefully go away on
its own, or do I bust out the tweezers and
(30:52):
hydrogen peroxide and attack this ZiT head on.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
You're not supposed to, but you probably are going to
attack it.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Probably something one of our listeners is dealing with that
issue where somebody from her past has suddenly resurfaced in
her life and she's decided she needs help popping that
z it.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Jose is the only one that likes that stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's only analogy I could think of, But let's talk
to Amanda about it. Amanda, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Hey, thanks so much for having me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Can't wait to hear who the plus fieled person is
in your life.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
We're like, yeah, we'll try to help you. Tell us
who from your past is suddenly back to haunt you.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
So I dated this guy a while back, but we've
broken up an x well, I get a d M
from a random woman and she asked me, how are
you dating this guy?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
She's asking if you're dating your ex boyfriend now.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
She said, if I had dated this guy.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
She's asking it past ten, Okay, so maybe she's doing
some research or something.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
You know, right, which I mean it's weird, but I
had no reason to lack where I said, yes.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Old.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
She tells me that she's dating him now, which cool, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Is that the one sentence response? She said, because that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
He's mine now, you should know that. But yeah, objectively,
that's weird. We agree, well, and.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
That's kind of where I thought I would stop. But
she starts asking me all of these personal questions about myself,
like what just kind of things, I like, style questions,
and I'm sort of like, oh.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Like personal stuff, not like questions about you and your
relationship with your ex.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Exactly, huh, which I don't know. That's I don't know
this person at all. So I said, why are you
asking me this? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Maybe she's just a really bad stalker, like to upfront
about getting all the information, save me the time from scrolling,
and just tell me.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I'm going to find out this information one way or
the other, so just out with it. What does she
say to you, Well.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
She tells me that he still had my picture up
in his place.
Speaker 11 (33:12):
Oh, so she's wondering.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
That something going on between us?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Still?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Are we hooking up? Texting?
Speaker 14 (33:17):
What's the deal?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh god? He still has your photo?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
When did you guys break up?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Have we asked that it's been a few years, and
that's my sholder.
Speaker 11 (33:26):
I was like, look, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Spoken to that guy and thought about him. I'm like
one hundred percent moved on.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Were you like freaked out or what is your reaction
to him still having your photo up? That is so bizarre?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Freaked out or flattered?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
I I was a little shocking. I mean, yeah, again,
I'm like, I'm totally done.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
I've moved on its some years, So.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Why is it still bothering you? Like, shouldn't you just
be like, oh weird? Move on?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
I mean I thought that would be the end of it.
I told her nothing's going on. Yeah, And then a
few weeks later, I get another message from her saying
that she's at a bar a right by my place
and wants to know if I can meet with her
to chat.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
What oh god, what is she doing?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Like, is this a girl thing?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Like, it's not your problem, that's this would be It's
weird of her did you go to drinks with her? Well?
Speaker 6 (34:17):
I was pretty hesitant, but she promised me it was
going to be quick, and she said she really needed
to talk to me.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
If it's quick, if you're paying, let's go in and out.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
What the heck is going on?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
You want to see what she looks like in real life?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
This when I'm just curious, right?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That curiosity?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Great?
Speaker 12 (34:38):
So how to go?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Happened?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
So I went down there. She's already sitting down having
a drink by herself at the bar. I walk over,
Stay hi, you know, I'm a little nervous, and she
just jumps up and gives me this like weird hug.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I mean maybe like sometimes when I feel uncomfortable, I
will hug people better than a handshake.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, for sure, punched to the chin. Okay, that's obviously
a weird start, but not the worst thing, I guess.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Yeah, it's sort of like what does she want? Does
she want to know more about this guy? Like is she?
And turns out we just have this incredibly awkward conversation
where she's asking me about my skincare and my hair routine,
what kind of music I like?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is she like trying to be more like, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Was thinking that it just seemed like maybe she doesn't
have a ton of friends and a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Because they have a common interests something that they share. No,
it's funny, but yeah, not exactly healthy.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I mean, you left that meeting feeling what.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
It was so weird. I mean, she was nice, but
I finally kind of got myself out of there by
saying I had to leave for work, and she's messaging
me again. Now.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh now, now what she's messaging you about?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
What she wants to hang out? It sounds like to
hang out.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yes, So I'm curious what made you email the show
for help today with your awkward Tuesday phone call? What
are you looking to do here?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Well, at this point, I feel like I just need
to tell her. It's not that I have any ill
will towards her or towards my ex, but I just
don't want to be friends. And I feel like I've
tried to deliver this message and I just want to
be polite so that she doesn't think that were enemies.
But right, totally, I don't know what to do at
this point.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh my gosh, this is so.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Awkward, extremely awkward, which makes me happy for the segment
of the show. But like for you, Amanda, I'm not
sure how I would feel if I was in your
shoes right now. I'd be extremely nervous to make this
call her.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
She could possibly get her feelings hurt, and you don't
want that. Like, she's not a bad person. It sounds
like exactly.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
So that's why I've reached out to you.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
I don't I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Okay, Well, We're I going to try and think of
some advice for you and come back. Let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call to your ex boyfriend's new
girlfriend or premature on that, but tell her I don't
want to be friends with you politely.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, right after this.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. It's one thing to have
to tell your ex boyfriend, hey, stop texting me.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
It's a whole nother situation to tell your ex boyfriend's
new lady to leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Everybody likes you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Jame's lonely and needs friends, like that's the hardest part
of it.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, that's what brought our listener Amanda to the show
today because she's been broken up with a dude for years,
but recently she's been getting text messages from the new
woman her exes seeing. And this woman is asking Amanda
very personal questions. She's wanting to grab drinks, so they.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Did grab drinks wild.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
She wants to hang out more and get matching Brazilians
with her together or whatever.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
The girl hangouts go, but it's just getting super awkward.
So she needs advice on how to deliver the message
I don't want to hang out with the clingy new
girlfriend of my crazy ex boyfriend. But how does she
say that more gently?
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Because, like Brooke was saying, there's a chance this woman
is just super lonely and is looking for a friend
in her life. So, Jose, what's your advice to Amanda
before she makes her awkward call here?
Speaker 10 (38:32):
Well, so you don't sound so harsh like what we
think is right, She really just needs friends and she's lonely.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Just blame the situation.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 9 (38:40):
No one should be friends with the person dating their ex,
just like ever, like anyone. So you don't dislike her,
it's just the situation you're in.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I'm sorry you don't make it personal about her. It's
just any situation involving crossover between exes and the new relationships.
It's a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
It could like she's not over the X, then well.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
He's saying like, don't do with the X either too.
What do you think I think.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You need to blame somebody else? Yeah, and you need
to say that you've got a new man who's super
jealous and just just doesn't want you to have anything
to do with the X or the girlfriend, any of it. Yeah,
he's really rich, but I mean he totally sucks what
I'm dating on.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
What do you think of that, Amanda?
Speaker 6 (39:26):
I think these are both great ideas, So I'm hopeful
she'll be receptive to something.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Just because you're not trying to crush her with this message.
You're just trying to politely back away from any interaction
with her or your ex. Me some boundaries, and it
seems like it needs to be a really specific boundary.
Boundaries are a good word. Maybe you can throw that
in there. But I'm going to dial this other woman.
Her name is Courtney.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
You said, m Okay, you're so nervous, you got this,
It's okay, Okay, we're gonna be waiting to jump in
if we feel like you need a little bit of help.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
But this is all you. Good luck, we don't remember
right now here we go.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
Hello, Hey Courtney, this is Amanda, Amanda Shan's X. Oh
hey girl, I was gonna text you later. That's so funny.
Oh okay, what's up? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (40:37):
Because I have an extra ticket to the Sean Paul
concert next weekend, so I want to see if you
could go with me.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
You know, I probably shouldn't, but thank you. I appreciate it.
Oh why not? It'll be fun.
Speaker 15 (40:56):
We can grab drinks before we can get our pre.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Funk you know. Y now.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
That does sound fun, but I am gonna have to
pass aw shuck, and I don't know that we should
spend more time together.
Speaker 15 (41:19):
Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
I'm gonna be like completely honest with you. It just
feels really weird for me that my extrass current girlfriend
wants to hang out with me.
Speaker 15 (41:30):
Oh why, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I mean it's not weird for you.
Speaker 15 (41:39):
No, I think you're actually like really cool and like
I kind of want to be like you.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
You want what?
Speaker 15 (41:49):
Yeah, Like Sean stated, a lot of girls you and
I both know that, and out of all of them,
he only talks about you, and like he still has
your photo.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Up in his room and everything. So weird, Courtney, I
don't think so.
Speaker 15 (42:03):
I mean, you know, like sometimes that night, like will
stay up and he tells me stories about you. So yeah,
like he just says that you were like really special
and like, I don't know, maybe if we hang out enough,
I could be more like you, you know, right, I.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Know, I'm sorry. I don't like. I don't like that
at all.
Speaker 15 (42:22):
I'm so sorry, Like I did not mean for it
to sound rude. It is one hundred percent of compliment.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
No, it's it's not that. And I don't want to
like give you advice, especially because uh huh, I know
you very well, but I don't know each other well.
To me, any guy that's keeping old photos up or
can't get over an X, I mean, isn't that just
kind of a red flag? Wait a second, why would
you say that? Well, because it's true. I mean, nobody
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should want to be around someone who can't let go
of an X.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
It's I mean, I don't think that's old.
Speaker 15 (42:55):
On a second, hold, oh my god, are you saying that?
But because you're trying to break us up.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
I'm just saying this.
Speaker 15 (43:07):
Oh my god, you are like totally still.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
I knew it. You're still in love with him.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Oh my god, I knew it.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
You you want to hook up with him.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That Let's not let us go on anymore.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
You know that.
Speaker 15 (43:20):
I mean to be like you want to keeping you
and keep hooking up with him.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Coy Courtney? Hello, what?
Speaker 15 (43:29):
Yes? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Hey? Courtney? Uh, there's actually a whole bunch of you.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Who's this? Okay, Hi Courtney, hold on and let him
talk and he'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
There's a whole radio show that's on this phone call
right now because you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
What why why boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Nobody wants to date your boyfriend except for you, Courtney.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
We were helping.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
We all support your relationship with Sean. Amanda included this
is something called an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I don't awkward. What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Amanda reached out to our show because she was telling
us about the situation going on with you and her
and the ex Sean.
Speaker 15 (44:11):
Oh my god, why couldn't we know we're like friends.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
She could have just confronted her.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well, I think, Courtey, I think there's some boundaries that
have been cross that you just boundary. Listened to Amanda
a little bit.
Speaker 15 (44:23):
On the only boundaries being cross is from Amanda trying
to break up me and Sean.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Amanda talked to Courtney and explain the situation. Just just
be honest with.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Her, Courtey. I just it's been years since Seawan and
I were together. I just don't have any interest in
revisiting this part of my life. And I just think
it's such a situation.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Whatever you say, are you not listening to her?
Speaker 15 (44:50):
Cordey, He's saying, She's it doesn't matter because it's not real.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
What Look at this point, it's shocking to me that
you could possibly think that I would want to be
with Sean. I mean, you're the one that initiated this
entire friendship.
Speaker 15 (45:05):
Well, I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
So I'll tell you that right now, because I don't
like to be friends with homewreckers.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh my gosh. Honestly, Courtney, she's got your best interest
in mind, Like you're going to bed at night with
your boyfriend having him tell stories of his ex girlfriend
to you if she wanted she could get him. That
is not healthy.
Speaker 15 (45:27):
It's research.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
No, no, do not become Courtney. Be yourself and whoever you're.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
What she is.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Sorry, I got the names mixed up between you two.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
You were saying to her earlier, Courtney that you think
you want to change stuff about yourself to be more
like Amanda so that your boyfriend feels the same way.
But he must like you if he's dating you right now.
You don't have to change yourself.
Speaker 15 (45:53):
We're talking about all this and what we should be
talking about is Amanda coming for my man.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
O.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That's if we're going to go that route. Amanda, you
stay away from Courtney's Mayorge talk to her.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
You you terrible woman.
Speaker 6 (46:13):
You know what? That's fine with me?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Okay, you're willing to break off all communication with Sean
what you've already done, but you're gonna keep doing that? Yeah, okay, Courtney,
is that.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
Cool with you?
Speaker 15 (46:24):
Stay away from him, but we can.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Still be friends party.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
There's no friendship between you and Shawn's X.
Speaker 8 (46:34):
It's just ways.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Ye cut the cord here.
Speaker 15 (46:39):
You're not in charge of my friendship with Demanda, Are
you trying to break us up?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Now?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh my god, just let people.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Live girl, Amanda, you need to block her.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
I've tried.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Rookie Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't know what it is,
but there's some people who, if there's just not enough
drama happening in their lives at the moment, they'll manufacture
it on their own just so that they have something
to be angry and upset about.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, some might call them crazy.
Speaker 16 (47:08):
Yeah, say that some people know if you say some people, Okay,
I like it for Courtney to go from I want
to be exactly like you to clearly you're trying to
break me and my boyfriend up.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Oh man, I mean Alexis. This is some Love Islands
level drama that we're dealing with. And I don't even
watch that show.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, it gets much crazier than this. If anything, it
sounds like Amanda's X really leveled up.
Speaker 8 (47:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I'm not being sarcastic at all.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, they're probably each wild. I can't believe it got there,
and I'm not trying to start any drama right now.
But if you're listening to this on podcasts and you're
not hitting subscribe, are you trying to cancel us?
Speaker 6 (47:50):
You are?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (47:52):
God?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I knew its snaky snakes listening to us, not subscribing.
I hate you.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Who go that far.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Unless you unless you hit subscribe, is calling people crazy.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
You're telling people you hate him. Can I just say
we actually like our listeners.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I said some people.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, some people aren't a fan of our listeners, just
some of us, just some people. Anyway, we do like you.
If you can want to subscribe, go ahead and do it.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Will another one bite the dust against Brooke today because
you got some fresh meat coming in Brook. His name
is Mark and he is new and ripe for the biting.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
You sound tasty, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
You can't see Brook right now, but she's gnashing her
teeth excitedly about this some sauce. Brooke. I'll give you
one hundred dollars cash right now if you can guess
Mark's profession just by him saying his own name. Mark,
Just say your name out loud, Mark, to give you
(49:01):
a hint.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Zoologist.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh, Mark, tell her what your job is.
Speaker 14 (49:08):
I am a naturopathic primary care doctor.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm so close.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
For animals, we'd be there so close.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Mark, what's your favorite part about being a naturopathic type
of doctor.
Speaker 14 (49:21):
I'm just helping people navigate their healthcare decisions with the
best available evidence.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Nobody likes evidence. No, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Now does kissing people's booboos count as natural healing?
Speaker 8 (49:35):
Other? Though?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Is that natural?
Speaker 14 (49:36):
If it's my wife with our kids, then absolutely?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (49:39):
Okay, But you.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Don't offer those services at your offices, not for free. Okay,
good to know. Bring your cash. So let's get to
the game.
Speaker 8 (49:47):
Here.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright. If you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (49:54):
Let's do it?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day in
nineteen twenty one, the first baseball game was broadcas asked
over the radio, who won? The Phillies? Are the pirates?
Speaker 14 (50:03):
Pirates?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
What plant is used to make tequila?
Speaker 8 (50:07):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
When referring to a bar, the word pub is short
for what.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Uh sick?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Give me a break is the slogan for what treat cat? Currently,
the statue of Liberty's torch is coded in twenty four
carrot gold true or false?
Speaker 14 (50:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
What country is home to the real Matterhorn Mountain.
Speaker 14 (50:28):
Sane?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Good work there, Mark, well done, got your answers in.
Now let's go to the phone screen here to learn
a little bit about our new player. It says Mark
listens to our show a couple days a week. What
can Brook do to move that number up to three
or four days?
Speaker 11 (50:45):
Mark?
Speaker 14 (50:46):
We need more evidence.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
We are not an evidence based show.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Okay, you obviously miss our Wednesday science break we do
every week where we go over the latest study reviewed
in the medical journal.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
He's not tuning in on those days, too, busy kissing
his patient.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
We gotta be the natural athic ones.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, well, we'll adjust our entire programming schedule just to
fit Mark so that he can listen and enjoy. Okay,
is that cool with you?
Speaker 8 (51:16):
I love it?
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Awesome? Brook?
Speaker 8 (51:17):
You ready?
Speaker 12 (51:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen twenty one,
the first baseball game was broadcast over the radio. Who
won the Phillies or the Pirates?
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Pirates?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
What plant is used to make tequila?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
When referring to a bar, the word pub is short
for what uh.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
Pub pub bessn't.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Give me a give me a break is the slogan
for what tree.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Currently, the statue of Liberty's torch is coated in twenty
four carrot gold sure or false false. That's it. There
was the buzzer. The game is over. Heading on over
to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
My bladder is amazing.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Millennios.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Mark, you got three correct today.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's a good score.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Brook, Yeah, also three, Mark.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I'm sorry. Ty goes to the house on these man,
Let's go over the answers real quick for everybody. On
this day in nineteen twenty one, the first baseball game
was broadcast over the radio. The Pirates beat the Phillies
eight to five in that game. Oh that very specific question.
If you weren't there, then I guess how would you have?
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Everybody knows they both got it.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Right, both of Pirates. That was awesome. The plant used
to make tequila is a gave. When referring to a bar,
the word pub is short for public house. It's kind
of hard because in seventeenth century England they would use
that word to differentiate the private homes from public business.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Say public house. You'd be like, oh, I can go into.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
That house, so the pub give me a break. As
a slogan for KitKat, the statue of Liberty's torch is
coded in twenty four carrot gold. That's true, isn't that wild?
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I was just there. I didn't see any gold.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's a little bit rusty. Probably the country that's home
to the real Matterhorn Mountain. You didn't even get to
this one brook.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Disneyland Mark.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I'm sorry you tied her. It just barely wasn't enough
to win. The good news is just for playing. We're
giving you two tickets to le May's Car Museum and
a prize pack from rev Up Energy. Don't wake Up,
rev Up?
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Thanks, Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 8 (53:34):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
I hope you rev up with your naturopathic science.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Such a calm energy game.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
I want him to take care of me.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
What's the coolest thing you have in your doctor lobby?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
She's asking for drugs?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Don't like a cool legs to get a cool picture?
What do you do when people are bored out there?
Speaker 14 (53:52):
I get out my guitar and I play.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Oh dude, I love this office.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Dude is singing? Doctor?
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Is someone feeling good? Sounds like a case of the OHM.
Speaker 13 (54:00):
Bye, all.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Feeling healthy already.
Speaker 11 (54:05):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
I would love that.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Thanks, doctor Mark. You can come back and join the
show anytime. Okay, man, I'm great.
Speaker 8 (54:11):
All right.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
All right, we got a brand new full show for
you today with a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Yeah,
it is a good one. You definitely want to stay
around for that. I feel bad for this girl. I
would not want to be in a good position at all.
So that's coming up. We've got I don't know, other fun,
the other fun? Does that work Tuesday? Other fun coming
up for you.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
As long as you like you know the disaster I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Just take over and read some comments.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah wrote the fun.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
My name is Parker and I've been listening to the
station since i was twelve. I'm twenty two now and
I haven't missed an episode. I have one request, Jeffrey,
please please please sing the remake of Billie Eilish is
Bad Guy the bat Guy.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh remember his bat Guy PARENTI yeah, Oh that is
a good one. Jeff does do a good batmanfession and
the whole song is in the Batman voice. If you
have not heard Jeffrey's Bat Guy, go to our YouTube
page Okay at Brook and Jeffrey, and you can find
the whole playlist of the songs and you can watch
them too, because there's videos attached and then you can
(01:05):
search in just the playlist. That makes it really easy. Yeah,
yeah too, So find it there and you can listen
over and over again to back because I agree it
was really great. Yeah, so hopefully this is really great too.
Who knows what awkward Tuesday phone call. Your full hour
starts right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
listeners all over the country, shockingly.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
All over the world. Actually, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Kind of weird. But I'm particularly looking out for our
listeners in the US right now because experts are warning
everyone something crazy it's about to happen across this great nation,
especially in places like California, Colorado, Oregon, New Mexico, and Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, that's a random group in of states.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, a lot of places where there's a lot of hot, warm,
desert weather. Because in the upcoming weeks, hundreds of thousands
of tarantulas will be crawling out of their burrows in
search of love. It is. It's tarantula mating season.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I saw a funny meme about a tarantula woman forgetting
to shave legs.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Animal species on Earth with hairier legs than Brook, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Lately I have not.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And these tarantulas are frisky right now because they only
get one shot at love each year. This is their time.
It's kind of like their cuffing season, but with more
venom and cannibalism and brook You'll be happy to know.
The males die shortly after they make and the lady
spider eats them.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
A lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Bugs that do that. I know, I was gonna say,
I've heard this recently. Train manis are also It's.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like, yikes, talk about literal deadbeat dats don't even stick
around to raise their two thousand babies. It's shameful. But
if you're hiking over the next few weeks, you might
see a few tarantula bros and their little Gucci sweaters
out on the prow.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So hey, don't freak out.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're not chasing you. They're chasing love.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Everybody needs a little love. So now let's move on.
We're gonna get to the shock collar question of the
day with a man who moves like a spider in
the bedroom. At least that's what I've heard. Good thing
our digital producer show.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Like darts around or he just scares you, comes up
out of nowhere.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Many who listen to the show probably assumed, since the
four of you work in radio, that you'd recognize the
most popular and most played songs of the past ten
to twenty years.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You think, Yeah, turn it down, those people.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Those poor fools, are sorely mistaken.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah, because last time we did this, almost all of
you failed to identify the infamous number one Billboard Top
one hundred songs, almost all of you, which I so
eloquently recited to you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, it was tricky with the classical music behind it.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
That's why today I'm gonna give you one more chance
to redeem yourselves and hopefully bring some dignity back to
radio with another name that number one song edition of
tenty of twenty. Now, just remind you I will not
be playing you audio clips from the actual song. Instead,
I'm just gonna read the lyrics out loud while fancy
(04:29):
music plays in the background behind me. And unlike last time,
please do not rudely talk over the lyrics. Oh wait
until I'm done, and then make your guests.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
The entire time.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Alexis, you just have to name the correctly to stay
in the game. Now, let's start with the woman who
is praying to God, that baby shark made it to
the top of the that's Alexis, Alexis. I'm gonna say
you can't have any help from anyone in the room
for this one. O. Your number one Billboard hit is
from way back in nineteen ninety five. Oh as I
(05:04):
walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I
take a look at my life and realize there's nothing
left because I've been blasting and laughing so long. Even
my mama thinks my mind is gone. This is such
a good name, the artist or song title your loss.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
There's alway yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You either like know this.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Immediately You're like, we can't help her.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, Brook zero help come.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Shadow Death by a male singer.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Uh, Shadow I Death Alexis. The artist I was looking
for was coolioh. And that song is called Gangsta's Paradise
and number one song on the Billboard back in nineteen
ninety five.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Come on, Jake, give me a nineties hit.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
All right, Brooke, how about twenty eighteen?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
All right, here you go, Brook fifty dub I even
got it tatted on me eighty one. They'll bring the
crashes to the pazzi and you know me turn the
O two into the three Dog without forty only.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They'd be me.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Imagine if I never met the Broskys. This number one
hit and the artist from twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Imagine if I never met.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The brosky Oh that's the only part that I recognized song.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can you tell me the very first one?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
The music?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Please?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Fifty dub I even got it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Tat it on me, Dub So I'm like torn is it?
L m f ao?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Is it eighteen?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And broskis is such a terrible like lyric to put
into something very long?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Island?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Is it Drake? Gosh, dang it, I'm gonna say it's
l m f aol.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
I'm just gonna stop your now.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What is Drake God's play?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I am not a Drake fan. That even just solidifies it. Broski.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, we're over to Jose.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
You got it right yesterday. Let's see how you do today.
Your number one Billboard hit is from two thousand and eight.
It's this Hey, I ain't never seen nothing that'll make
me go this crazy all night spending my dough. You
had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
them birthday cakes. They stole the show name. This number
(07:24):
one hit from two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Birthday Cakes stole the show.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
It sounds like a pop song like something go don't
you know stole the show?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
This is Kesha need the title of the song a Kesha.
The song is called Go Go.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Find Yourself. Another answer, Jose, that was low by flow Rider.
It was almost there, Jeffrey, please save the group's dignity.
Here your number one Billboard hit is from twenty twenty one.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Okay, my love is like a rocket. Watch it blast off,
and I'm feeling so electric dance my arse off. Oh
and even if I wanted to, I can't stop. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Yeah, woo yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Name this number one hit from twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, I picked up on arse, which must mean it's
not an American or Canadian. This is a Australian or
British person.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Really, I just saying I needed to rhyme like they're
gonna do farcet next or something, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Uh so, can you give me just the first line again?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Ashton, My love is like a rocket watch it blast off, Ashton, double.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The music blast off. These people aren't even British or anything,
but I'm just gonna go cake by the Ocean by dnc.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Oh Cake by the Ocean, No motion in that ocean.
This was levitating by Dua Lipa. You did perspiate many
a year ago. That means you've all failed, you lost
your dignity. And I have one. Today's twenty day, so
that means Jake gets to choose who gets shocked today.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Brook.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Immediately, Brook's gonna be singing Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
He's thinking about me, and know, isn't that sweet? I guess?
So say you can't see baby, I know that's me
Espresso Brook. I don't know how that song really goes.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh minutes, that's your shot. Collar question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Alex Trebek, Regis Philbin, Steve Harvey from Family Feud, all
iconic hosts of respected game show institutions show me Top
four places to do it in the outdoors inside of
a tree, respected see, So why am I bringing them up? Sure,
(10:12):
there's the Brooks and the contestants who play the games,
but really it's the hosts who make it shine. Show
me it's top five places to do it indoors with
your parents around. Sorry, I'm at family reunion. So years
to me and the incredible job I do every day
(10:35):
to make Brook look good, and trust me, it's not easy.
Brand new Round of Trivia with Brooke and Me your
humble host coming up. I'm just picturing our new player,
Samantha right now walking down the street. She looks down
(10:59):
at what she's wearing and she's like.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Ugh, what yuck at her own clothes?
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Probably because the first thing that she asked our producer
when she got on the phone was, Hey, do you
guys have any leftover Brook and Jeffrey merch that I
could just haven?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We get asked that a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Do we have anything, any hoodies, any like Brook and
Jeffrey tuxes, left anything we could throw her way?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh god, we're out of the tuxes and a normal
Gollon retainers. We don't. We're like in between merch sale.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I want to.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
Design our next merch.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I want I want three fingered gloves.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Missing two fingers. We don't think about them.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
One of the coaches that I coached softball with has
four fingers on one hand, so we always did instead
of high five we did.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
High four Samantha. How many fingers you rock in today?
Speaker 11 (11:48):
I got? I'm sorry to disappoint.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, we don't make those ten fingers. You're not our market.
So we'll work on something that fits you for our
next merch for the cause and make sure you get
some of it. But Brook's gonna leave the studio so
we can get to the actual game.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Let's do this?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
You got it? Your time starts now. The first taxi
cab service started operating on this day in what major city,
New York or Tokyo, New York, Koalas spend what percentage
of their day sleeping? Eighty ninety or one hundred percent eighty?
If something is exothermic, it releases what hete what's the
(12:32):
term used for sound waves with frequencies higher than the
human ear pat In two thousand and nine, what fast
food chain once ran a campaign promising free burgers to
anybody who unfriended ten people on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I'm McDonald, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, vaguely, I am flashing back kind of. So Brook's
gonna come back into the studio here. So since Samantha
is a brand new PA, let's learn a little bit
more about her. It says on the screen or that
she's a low income house leasing agent.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh, you help people find their home.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
She has two kids, ages twelve and five, and she's
about to be celebrating her ten year anniversary day. How
are you going to be celebrating it?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
We're starting the week out of our university going to
a Fray concert, The Fray, the Pray.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, how to say to life?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I worked at a station in Portland and the Fray
helped us with a canned food drive in a parking
lot of a fred Meyer Wie.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They were cool dudes. They were all there early too.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Why did that?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Nothing else to do?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I think they did even back at their heyday.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
All right, you need some roadside assistant, Samantha. After the concert,
they'll be able to help you out.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She's just going to rock so hard.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, just to that one song.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I can't think of any other ones.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Do you think that?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Then you hear them and you're like, oh yeah, I
know this got it?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, you mean cool? Now, Broke, it's your turn? Are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Your time starts now. The first taxi cab service started
operating on this day in what major city, New York
or Tokyo, New York, Koalas spend what percentage of their
day sleeping? Eighty ninety or one hundred percent eighty? If
something is exothermic, it releases what heat? What's the term
used for sound waves with frequencies higher than the human ear?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Uh? Dog dog ears? High pitched?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
In two thousand and nine, what fast food chain once
ran a campaign promising free burgers to anyone who unfriended
ten people on their Facebook.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's so funny, was it? Windy's? I think they have
a good social media.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yoh, got the guesses in. We're gonna head on over
the scoreboard to see how y'all did with jose.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
The foul less inches in the air. Oh, Samantha, you
got one correct today.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I did a lot of guessing, Samantha, so don't worry.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
And Brook also one.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, that's really funny. We know the same amount of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And that's one thing that you both know. Let's go
with the answers for everybody. It's the first taxi cab
service ever started operating on this day in Tokyo.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Actually they're hours ahead of us.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Back in nineteen twelve is when it launched. They used
three Ford model t's to start the service.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Hold on, I gotta get out and crank it. Yeah,
give me a second.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Koalas spend ninety percent of every day sleeping, just a
dream life that they're living. Exothermic. If something's exothermic, it
releases heat. The term use for sound waves with frequencies
higher than the human ear would be ultra sound.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's so easy when you hear it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, in the moment, it's tough. In two thousand and nine,
the fast food chain that ran a campaign promising freeburgers
to anybody who unfriended ten of their friends on face Book.
That was burger king.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Almost burger king. Yeah, all of them have really good
social media feel like.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
They called it the whopper sacrifice. Sacrifice ten friends get
a whopper. Okay, So Samantham, sorry was not enough to
be brooked today. But just we're playing. We're giving you
a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid and adding
Disney Resort theme park or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Perfect, Thank you every so much, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
When you're living with a terrible roommate, there comes a
point where you realize one of us has to go yes, yeah,
is it gonna be me? Or is it gonna be you?
The hard part is how do you secretly convince them
to move out of their own free will?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, you dirty dishes in their bed? Do you put
their bed in the dishwasher? How big do you spell out?
Leave with dirty dishes on top of their beds dish
I know there's some sort of bed dish combo that's
going to convince them to do it. That's a sign
(17:09):
to get out there. But one of our listeners came
up with a creative master plan that was so simple
and so genius. His roommate had no clue it was
all part of the plot to make him move out.
Who you're gonna hear his hilarious strategy and a brand
new mass speaker coming up right after this You don't
hear me concession? I can't take back o arms.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Mouse speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I got a text to seventy eighty five nine too,
that says, I haven't told anyone this, but I have
a secret crush on Jose and I moved to his apartment.
I live on the same floor as him, and I
watch him come home every day through my peephole. I
need courage to finally say something to.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Stalker.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
You're doing it so nice.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I was just telling him Lexus, I met a girl
in the elevator with her dog. The other dr.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, you don't knock on all the doors as you
go down the hallway today, she says, ps, I'm a
Victoria's Secret model who finds lazy men extremely attractive.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Someone for everyone.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Come bring your dog.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
But if you have a big confession or a secret
crush you'd like to get out in the open, you
could do it here on the mass speaker. And we
actually have two people who both want to come clean. Today.
We're going to start with a guy who wants to
be called Seth. Seth, you also been crushing on Jose. No, no,
that is a quick no, but I still feel very
love well, Seth. The voice changer is on. You're now
(18:43):
the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
All right, This was a couple of years ago. Okay,
I had a roommate back in college. This guy was
the worst.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We can all think of one. Yeah, was he really messy?
Was his deal?
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Well? You know I didn't know the guy before we
matched up his roommates. Okay, and we have to share
a small room. And yeah, he'd leave his clothes everywhere,
you know, empty glass bottles all over the place.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Right, pretty typical dorm stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Is that adjustment when it's like mom isn't here to
help me anymore? And yeah, I'm like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Don't tell you. There's some forty five year old men
who are still like.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Yep. And this guy he never left the room either,
So okay, if I had people over, he'd get pitched.
You know, he get really upset too.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, so he was real social, not a nice guy.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
It's not very nice.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I'm trying to lay in garbage people here.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean, I had a bad roommate when I was
in college to actually two of them, and you just
kind of have to live with it for a lot
the whole year.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Until get'mord to like kick him.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Out, right, Like, what do you do?
Speaker 8 (19:53):
Seth? I told one of my friends about him, and
my friend said, dude, I can help you get him
out of here.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
How so we came up with a plan, which I
guess looking back was kind of immature, but it was
really funny to us. Though.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Please don't tell me you got him like totally kicked
out of college or something.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
What happened, Well, we had bunk beds and I was
on the top.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
Yeah, and my friend who.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Was helping me, would come in late at night after
this other roommate dude went to sleep, and he'd hide
underneath the bed and then start shaking it, and I'd yell, earthquake, earthquake.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's really fun. He'd like wake up in a terror.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Yeah, and I jump out and run out of the room.
And we did it so often that we had other
people on the floor run out and do it too.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
No, it's an earthquake, drill.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Why is there like seventeen earthquakes?
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Mo? Yeah, we told everybody the school was built on
a fault line.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
And eventually my roommate said he's just not sleeping. Well,
it's gotten really bad, and he decided to move back
home and do college online.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, yeah, even.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
If he did figure it out, it'd be like, all right,
obviously everyone here doesn't want me here.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's great that it worked. Do you feel a little
bit bad though?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
You changed his whole life a little bit.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
I bet you he's home anchoring all of his furniture
to the war.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
But let's go to our next mass speaker. She's chosen
the name Connie for herself. Connie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hi, hekay, Hey Connie, how are you feeling.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
I'm excited to get this on my chest, but a
little nervous.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, was so proud right now?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well, your voice changer is on, Connie, you're the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (21:54):
So this starts actually like three years ago. I was
driving to work, jerk cutting up in traffic.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That was.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That was definitely Jose Before.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Anybody, I apologize on behalf of all of us.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
It was one of us, though, well I don't think
it was one of you guys because of what happened next.
So I didn't want to confront them or get into
a fight or anything. But I'm really mad and I
started to follow them.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
God, this is not worth your energy. Connie I know
it's three years ago, but I'm still saying let it go.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Rage is real, though, Yeah, sometimes you can't help you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You need to listen to our show.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
This is the rage. Yeah you followed this person?
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Yeah, I followed them, like off the highway into a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
What, oh my god.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
They pulled into a driveway and I see it's a
guy that gets out of his car and he goes
into his house.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Okay, I'm scared, like.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I feel like she slashed tires. Please tell me you
didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You just drove away.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
Well I did you wait that day?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
But what is wrong with you? You're still sitting with it
twenty four hours later.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Oh my gosh, you're.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Gonna think I'm so petty. But now every day on
my way to work, I actually go out of my
way and drive by this guy's house and I throw
my gum in his driveway.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He litter in front of his mouth.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
This is good because it's such a small thing that
just adds up and it probably confuses him every day.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Like, why is there always gum in the.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Driveway for three years where you've been taking up extra
gas extra time? I hate it. I probably do.
Speaker 13 (23:41):
It about three times a week because I never do
it if I see his car in the driveway, I
don't want to do it if he's gone.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
So now it's reasonable, it's smart.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You don't want witnesses.
Speaker 13 (23:51):
Over three years, you know, that's a lot of gum.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
How long are you going to be doing this for another,
like fifteen twenty years. When are you going to say
that it's even he's gotten his for cutting you off?
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I don't know, because at first it was like a
revenge thing. But now every time I do it, I
just feel a little bit better. If I'm having a
bad day.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It's like you're a morning cup of coffee. You can't
start the day without it.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
One day he's gonna sell his house and the new
people moving in, you're gonna be like this neighborhood's awful.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
For god, my God doesn't even live there anymore.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Oh my god, I haven't even thought about that.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
God bless you on your mission for revenge gone.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Text into seventy five nine too. If you have a
confession you've been holding on to, will hyd your identity,
mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
Phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
One of our listeners asked if we could help cheer
up his friend because apparently his car got stolen from
right out in front of his place the day so
he's been understandably upset about that. Is it even possible
to make someone feel better after something like that happens.
I think maybe if we call him up and ask
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questions about the vehicle that suggests we might have taken it,
you'll hear his reaction in your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Hello, Hi, I saw a post on the app next
door about a stolen car. Is this Patrick?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Yes? This is Yeah.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Yeah, I made that post.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Hey, I am so sorry that happened. Man.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Yeah, yeah, me too. It's been pretty weird couple of days.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
I bet you know, as neighbors, we all got to
pull together.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I live a few.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Blocks down from where you live, so I noticed the
cold like right away. I noticed the picture.
Speaker 11 (25:45):
That's great man. Yeah, Uh, you've got any information?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Hypothetically, let's say I found it at the end of
the cul de sac, like a few blocks away from
where your house is, and it still had the key
in it. Okay, okay, I'm wondering if the check engine
light was on and it needed oil. What kind of
oil would your car take?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Do you remember?
Speaker 11 (26:09):
What? What are you talking about? How does that help
you find my car?
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Let's just say hypothetically, right, because I'm gonna keep my
eyes out on it for you. All right, I'm gonna
we're gonna find it together.
Speaker 11 (26:19):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
But do you think it's synthetic oil or maybe you
know semisynthetic? Kind of a conventional situation. I tried to
look up the model online, but it was really really confusing.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
I'm just I'm having trouble understanding how knowing what kind
of oil my car takes is helping you find my
car for me.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Yeah, you're right, I could always figure that out on
my own if I ever found it.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Hypothetically, is there a Is there anything else that you
wanted to ask me or maybe tell me?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yeah, let's say hypothetically, the person who finds it doesn't
really like that green color you have. They want to
change it so people won't recognize it. What color would
you change it to?
Speaker 11 (27:05):
I'm sorry what I mean?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Maybe something you wouldn't even recognize yourself.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
What you know, where is it that you said you
lived again?
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 10 (27:14):
In your neighborhood. You just go back to the left
and then right with the cul de sac where the
where the tree. Uh you know where they find a
lot of lost cars.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
No, I uh, I don't think I've ever heard of
that area. Otherwise that might have been the first place
that I looked.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yeah, I find uh they find cars all the time
in that area that I live in. Definitely, really yeah,
I totally.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Maybe I'll pay the visit. Maybe I'll come over.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Oh no, I don't want to inconvenience in neighbor. Let
me do all the dangerous work on the car down.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
You just sit tight, man, that's really neighborly of you. Yeah,
thank you, But you know, I I insist, Why don't
Why don't I swing by? Oh wait, we'll we'll feel closer,
you know, we'll be more connected for finding my car. Yeah,
that you hypothetic, will help.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Me find good good idea.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
If you come over, though, let's meet out more on
the street side, as close to my garage. I got
a big project I'm working on in there. Can't look inside,
not the garage at least not in the or the
shed or the shed. There's parts in the shed for
the project. Happening in the garage.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
Man, do you want to just cut the crap and
tell me what's really going on? Oh, because I know
that you have my car?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Wow, why would you even think that?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Hypothetically, I must have two brain cells.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
WHOA.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Well, Oh, okay, let's step back hypothetically for a second.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
No, let's hypothetically not okay, let's absolutely well.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Let's hypothetically say your best friend set you up for
this prank phone call, and you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
It's a joker. I don't know what the f you're
going on about.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Okay, No, it's pronounced Jose almost. It's not joker. It's Jose.
I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Wait, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (29:02):
I'll say it again. This is actually Jose from the
radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We have
nothing to do with your car. Your best friend, Kyle
set you up.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
Oh my god, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Man.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. Kyle told us it's a really
bad situation. He just wanted to like make you smile
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Man.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (29:23):
Yeah, I'm smiling now, But good gave me a heart attack?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Person?
Speaker 10 (29:27):
Oh yeah, he wanted us to give you a heart attack,
then smile. Oh I forgot the order.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
Hypothetically, I don't even not even hypothetically. I think I
actually want to kick his Oh I'll.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
Help you, I mean hypothetically like the police ask.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Don't you hate it when a random thing pops up
that instantly reminds you of your ex It could be
like a certain song, or a funny meme, or the
smell of an old dumpster. At least, that's what reminds
Brook of all of her exes. But one of our
listeners says she literally hadn't thought about her old boyfriend
(30:13):
in years until she got a random DM from a
complete stranger, and what it said left all of us shocked.
So she sent us an urgent email asking for help.
You're gonna hear why and your awkward Tuesday phone call? Next?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. You ever have someone from
your past suddenly pop up again out of nowhere? Like
a giant ZiT right before your wedding day, and now
you got a dilemma where it's like, do I just
ignore this thing and let it hopefully go away on
its own, or do I bust out the tweezers and
(30:52):
hydrogen peroxide and attack this ZiT head on.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
You're not supposed to, but you probably are going to
attack it.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Probably something one of our listeners is dealing with that
issue where somebody from her past has suddenly resurfaced in
her life and she's decided she needs help popping that
z it.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Jose is the only one that likes that stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's only analogy I could think of, But let's talk
to Amanda about it. Amanda, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Hey, thanks so much for having me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Can't wait to hear who the plus fieled person is
in your life.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
We're like, yeah, we'll try to help you. Tell us
who from your past is suddenly back to haunt you.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
So I dated this guy a while back, but we've
broken up an x well, I get a d M
from a random woman and she asked me, how are
you dating this guy?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
She's asking if you're dating your ex boyfriend now.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
She said, if I had dated this guy.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
She's asking it past ten, Okay, so maybe she's doing
some research or something.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
You know, right, which I mean it's weird, but I
had no reason to lack where I said, yes.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Old.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
She tells me that she's dating him now, which cool, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Is that the one sentence response? She said, because that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
He's mine now, you should know that. But yeah, objectively,
that's weird. We agree, well, and.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
That's kind of where I thought I would stop. But
she starts asking me all of these personal questions about myself,
like what just kind of things, I like, style questions,
and I'm sort of like, oh.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Like personal stuff, not like questions about you and your
relationship with your ex.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Exactly, huh, which I don't know. That's I don't know
this person at all. So I said, why are you
asking me this? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Maybe she's just a really bad stalker, like to upfront
about getting all the information, save me the time from scrolling,
and just tell me.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I'm going to find out this information one way or
the other, so just out with it. What does she
say to you, Well.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
She tells me that he still had my picture up
in his place.
Speaker 11 (33:12):
Oh, so she's wondering.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
That something going on between us?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Still?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Are we hooking up? Texting?
Speaker 14 (33:17):
What's the deal?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh god? He still has your photo?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
When did you guys break up?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Have we asked that it's been a few years, and
that's my sholder.
Speaker 11 (33:26):
I was like, look, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Spoken to that guy and thought about him. I'm like
one hundred percent moved on.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Were you like freaked out or what is your reaction
to him still having your photo up? That is so bizarre?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Freaked out or flattered?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
I I was a little shocking. I mean, yeah, again,
I'm like, I'm totally done.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
I've moved on its some years, So.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Why is it still bothering you? Like, shouldn't you just
be like, oh weird? Move on?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
I mean I thought that would be the end of it.
I told her nothing's going on. Yeah, And then a
few weeks later, I get another message from her saying
that she's at a bar a right by my place
and wants to know if I can meet with her
to chat.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
What oh god, what is she doing?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Like, is this a girl thing?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Like, it's not your problem, that's this would be It's
weird of her did you go to drinks with her? Well?
Speaker 6 (34:17):
I was pretty hesitant, but she promised me it was
going to be quick, and she said she really needed
to talk to me.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
If it's quick, if you're paying, let's go in and out.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
What the heck is going on?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
You want to see what she looks like in real life?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
This when I'm just curious, right?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That curiosity?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Great?
Speaker 12 (34:38):
So how to go?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Happened?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
So I went down there. She's already sitting down having
a drink by herself at the bar. I walk over,
Stay hi, you know, I'm a little nervous, and she
just jumps up and gives me this like weird hug.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I mean maybe like sometimes when I feel uncomfortable, I
will hug people better than a handshake.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, for sure, punched to the chin. Okay, that's obviously
a weird start, but not the worst thing, I guess.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Yeah, it's sort of like what does she want? Does
she want to know more about this guy? Like is she?
And turns out we just have this incredibly awkward conversation
where she's asking me about my skincare and my hair routine,
what kind of music I like?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is she like trying to be more like, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Was thinking that it just seemed like maybe she doesn't
have a ton of friends and a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Because they have a common interests something that they share. No,
it's funny, but yeah, not exactly healthy.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I mean, you left that meeting feeling what.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
It was so weird. I mean, she was nice, but
I finally kind of got myself out of there by
saying I had to leave for work, and she's messaging
me again. Now.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh now, now what she's messaging you about?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
What she wants to hang out? It sounds like to
hang out.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yes, So I'm curious what made you email the show
for help today with your awkward Tuesday phone call? What
are you looking to do here?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Well, at this point, I feel like I just need
to tell her. It's not that I have any ill
will towards her or towards my ex, but I just
don't want to be friends. And I feel like I've
tried to deliver this message and I just want to
be polite so that she doesn't think that were enemies.
But right, totally, I don't know what to do at
this point.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh my gosh, this is so.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Awkward, extremely awkward, which makes me happy for the segment
of the show. But like for you, Amanda, I'm not
sure how I would feel if I was in your
shoes right now. I'd be extremely nervous to make this
call her.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
She could possibly get her feelings hurt, and you don't
want that. Like, she's not a bad person. It sounds
like exactly.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
So that's why I've reached out to you.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
I don't I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Okay, Well, We're I going to try and think of
some advice for you and come back. Let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call to your ex boyfriend's new
girlfriend or premature on that, but tell her I don't
want to be friends with you politely.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, right after this.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. It's one thing to have
to tell your ex boyfriend, hey, stop texting me.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
It's a whole nother situation to tell your ex boyfriend's
new lady to leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Everybody likes you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Jame's lonely and needs friends, like that's the hardest part
of it.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, that's what brought our listener Amanda to the show
today because she's been broken up with a dude for years,
but recently she's been getting text messages from the new
woman her exes seeing. And this woman is asking Amanda
very personal questions. She's wanting to grab drinks, so they.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Did grab drinks wild.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
She wants to hang out more and get matching Brazilians
with her together or whatever.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
The girl hangouts go, but it's just getting super awkward.
So she needs advice on how to deliver the message
I don't want to hang out with the clingy new
girlfriend of my crazy ex boyfriend. But how does she
say that more gently?
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Because, like Brooke was saying, there's a chance this woman
is just super lonely and is looking for a friend
in her life. So, Jose, what's your advice to Amanda
before she makes her awkward call here?
Speaker 10 (38:32):
Well, so you don't sound so harsh like what we
think is right, She really just needs friends and she's lonely.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Just blame the situation.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 9 (38:40):
No one should be friends with the person dating their ex,
just like ever, like anyone. So you don't dislike her,
it's just the situation you're in.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I'm sorry you don't make it personal about her. It's
just any situation involving crossover between exes and the new relationships.
It's a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
It could like she's not over the X, then well.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
He's saying like, don't do with the X either too.
What do you think I think.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You need to blame somebody else? Yeah, and you need
to say that you've got a new man who's super
jealous and just just doesn't want you to have anything
to do with the X or the girlfriend, any of it. Yeah,
he's really rich, but I mean he totally sucks what
I'm dating on.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
What do you think of that, Amanda?
Speaker 6 (39:26):
I think these are both great ideas, So I'm hopeful
she'll be receptive to something.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Just because you're not trying to crush her with this message.
You're just trying to politely back away from any interaction
with her or your ex. Me some boundaries, and it
seems like it needs to be a really specific boundary.
Boundaries are a good word. Maybe you can throw that
in there. But I'm going to dial this other woman.
Her name is Courtney.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
You said, m Okay, you're so nervous, you got this,
It's okay, Okay, we're gonna be waiting to jump in
if we feel like you need a little bit of help.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
But this is all you. Good luck, we don't remember
right now here we go.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
Hello, Hey Courtney, this is Amanda, Amanda Shan's X. Oh
hey girl, I was gonna text you later. That's so funny.
Oh okay, what's up? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (40:37):
Because I have an extra ticket to the Sean Paul
concert next weekend, so I want to see if you
could go with me.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
You know, I probably shouldn't, but thank you. I appreciate it.
Oh why not? It'll be fun.
Speaker 15 (40:56):
We can grab drinks before we can get our pre.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Funk you know. Y now.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
That does sound fun, but I am gonna have to
pass aw shuck, and I don't know that we should
spend more time together.
Speaker 15 (41:19):
Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
I'm gonna be like completely honest with you. It just
feels really weird for me that my extrass current girlfriend
wants to hang out with me.
Speaker 15 (41:30):
Oh why, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I mean it's not weird for you.
Speaker 15 (41:39):
No, I think you're actually like really cool and like
I kind of want to be like you.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
You want what?
Speaker 15 (41:49):
Yeah, Like Sean stated, a lot of girls you and
I both know that, and out of all of them,
he only talks about you, and like he still has
your photo.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Up in his room and everything. So weird, Courtney, I
don't think so.
Speaker 15 (42:03):
I mean, you know, like sometimes that night, like will
stay up and he tells me stories about you. So yeah,
like he just says that you were like really special
and like, I don't know, maybe if we hang out enough,
I could be more like you, you know, right, I.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Know, I'm sorry. I don't like. I don't like that
at all.
Speaker 15 (42:22):
I'm so sorry, Like I did not mean for it
to sound rude. It is one hundred percent of compliment.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
No, it's it's not that. And I don't want to
like give you advice, especially because uh huh, I know
you very well, but I don't know each other well.
To me, any guy that's keeping old photos up or
can't get over an X, I mean, isn't that just
kind of a red flag? Wait a second, why would
you say that? Well, because it's true. I mean, nobody
(42:49):
should want to be around someone who can't let go
of an X.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
It's I mean, I don't think that's old.
Speaker 15 (42:55):
On a second, hold, oh my god, are you saying that?
But because you're trying to break us up.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
I'm just saying this.
Speaker 15 (43:07):
Oh my god, you are like totally still.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
I knew it. You're still in love with him.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Oh my god, I knew it.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
You you want to hook up with him.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That Let's not let us go on anymore.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
You know that.
Speaker 15 (43:20):
I mean to be like you want to keeping you
and keep hooking up with him.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Coy Courtney? Hello, what?
Speaker 15 (43:29):
Yes? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Hey? Courtney? Uh, there's actually a whole bunch of you.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Who's this? Okay, Hi Courtney, hold on and let him
talk and he'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
There's a whole radio show that's on this phone call
right now because you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
What why why boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Nobody wants to date your boyfriend except for you, Courtney.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
We were helping.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
We all support your relationship with Sean. Amanda included this
is something called an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I don't awkward. What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Amanda reached out to our show because she was telling
us about the situation going on with you and her
and the ex Sean.
Speaker 15 (44:11):
Oh my god, why couldn't we know we're like friends.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
She could have just confronted her.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well, I think, Courtey, I think there's some boundaries that
have been cross that you just boundary. Listened to Amanda
a little bit.
Speaker 15 (44:23):
On the only boundaries being cross is from Amanda trying
to break up me and Sean.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Amanda talked to Courtney and explain the situation. Just just
be honest with.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Her, Courtey. I just it's been years since Seawan and
I were together. I just don't have any interest in
revisiting this part of my life. And I just think
it's such a situation.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Whatever you say, are you not listening to her?
Speaker 15 (44:50):
Cordey, He's saying, She's it doesn't matter because it's not real.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
What Look at this point, it's shocking to me that
you could possibly think that I would want to be
with Sean. I mean, you're the one that initiated this
entire friendship.
Speaker 15 (45:05):
Well, I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
So I'll tell you that right now, because I don't
like to be friends with homewreckers.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh my gosh. Honestly, Courtney, she's got your best interest
in mind, Like you're going to bed at night with
your boyfriend having him tell stories of his ex girlfriend
to you if she wanted she could get him. That
is not healthy.
Speaker 15 (45:27):
It's research.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
No, no, do not become Courtney. Be yourself and whoever you're.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
What she is.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Sorry, I got the names mixed up between you two.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
You were saying to her earlier, Courtney that you think
you want to change stuff about yourself to be more
like Amanda so that your boyfriend feels the same way.
But he must like you if he's dating you right now.
You don't have to change yourself.
Speaker 15 (45:53):
We're talking about all this and what we should be
talking about is Amanda coming for my man.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
O.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That's if we're going to go that route. Amanda, you
stay away from Courtney's Mayorge talk to her.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
You you terrible woman.
Speaker 6 (46:13):
You know what? That's fine with me?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Okay, you're willing to break off all communication with Sean
what you've already done, but you're gonna keep doing that? Yeah, okay, Courtney,
is that.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
Cool with you?
Speaker 15 (46:24):
Stay away from him, but we can.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Still be friends party.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
There's no friendship between you and Shawn's X.
Speaker 8 (46:34):
It's just ways.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Ye cut the cord here.
Speaker 15 (46:39):
You're not in charge of my friendship with Demanda, Are
you trying to break us up?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Now?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh my god, just let people.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Live girl, Amanda, you need to block her.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
I've tried.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Rookie Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't know what it is,
but there's some people who, if there's just not enough
drama happening in their lives at the moment, they'll manufacture
it on their own just so that they have something
to be angry and upset about.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, some might call them crazy.
Speaker 16 (47:08):
Yeah, say that some people know if you say some people, Okay,
I like it for Courtney to go from I want
to be exactly like you to clearly you're trying to
break me and my boyfriend up.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Oh man, I mean Alexis. This is some Love Islands
level drama that we're dealing with. And I don't even
watch that show.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, it gets much crazier than this. If anything, it
sounds like Amanda's X really leveled up.
Speaker 8 (47:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I'm not being sarcastic at all.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, they're probably each wild. I can't believe it got there,
and I'm not trying to start any drama right now.
But if you're listening to this on podcasts and you're
not hitting subscribe, are you trying to cancel us?
Speaker 6 (47:50):
You are?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (47:52):
God?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I knew its snaky snakes listening to us, not subscribing.
I hate you.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Who go that far.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Unless you unless you hit subscribe, is calling people crazy.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
You're telling people you hate him. Can I just say
we actually like our listeners.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I said some people.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, some people aren't a fan of our listeners, just
some of us, just some people. Anyway, we do like you.
If you can want to subscribe, go ahead and do it.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Will another one bite the dust against Brooke today because
you got some fresh meat coming in Brook. His name
is Mark and he is new and ripe for the biting.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
You sound tasty, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
You can't see Brook right now, but she's gnashing her
teeth excitedly about this some sauce. Brooke. I'll give you
one hundred dollars cash right now if you can guess
Mark's profession just by him saying his own name. Mark,
Just say your name out loud, Mark, to give you
(49:01):
a hint.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Zoologist.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh, Mark, tell her what your job is.
Speaker 14 (49:08):
I am a naturopathic primary care doctor.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm so close.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
For animals, we'd be there so close.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Mark, what's your favorite part about being a naturopathic type
of doctor.
Speaker 14 (49:21):
I'm just helping people navigate their healthcare decisions with the
best available evidence.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Nobody likes evidence. No, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Now does kissing people's booboos count as natural healing?
Speaker 8 (49:35):
Other? Though?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Is that natural?
Speaker 14 (49:36):
If it's my wife with our kids, then absolutely?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (49:39):
Okay, But you.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Don't offer those services at your offices, not for free. Okay,
good to know. Bring your cash. So let's get to
the game.
Speaker 8 (49:47):
Here.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright. If you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (49:54):
Let's do it?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day in
nineteen twenty one, the first baseball game was broadcas asked
over the radio, who won? The Phillies? Are the pirates?
Speaker 14 (50:03):
Pirates?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
What plant is used to make tequila?
Speaker 8 (50:07):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
When referring to a bar, the word pub is short
for what.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Uh sick?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Give me a break is the slogan for what treat cat? Currently,
the statue of Liberty's torch is coded in twenty four
carrot gold true or false?
Speaker 14 (50:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
What country is home to the real Matterhorn Mountain.
Speaker 14 (50:28):
Sane?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Good work there, Mark, well done, got your answers in.
Now let's go to the phone screen here to learn
a little bit about our new player. It says Mark
listens to our show a couple days a week. What
can Brook do to move that number up to three
or four days?
Speaker 11 (50:45):
Mark?
Speaker 14 (50:46):
We need more evidence.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
We are not an evidence based show.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Okay, you obviously miss our Wednesday science break we do
every week where we go over the latest study reviewed
in the medical journal.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
He's not tuning in on those days, too, busy kissing
his patient.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
We gotta be the natural athic ones.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, well, we'll adjust our entire programming schedule just to
fit Mark so that he can listen and enjoy. Okay,
is that cool with you?
Speaker 8 (51:16):
I love it?
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Awesome? Brook?
Speaker 8 (51:17):
You ready?
Speaker 12 (51:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen twenty one,
the first baseball game was broadcast over the radio. Who
won the Phillies or the Pirates?
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Pirates?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
What plant is used to make tequila?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
When referring to a bar, the word pub is short
for what uh.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
Pub pub bessn't.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Give me a give me a break is the slogan
for what tree.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Currently, the statue of Liberty's torch is coated in twenty
four carrot gold sure or false false. That's it. There
was the buzzer. The game is over. Heading on over
to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
My bladder is amazing.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Millennios.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Mark, you got three correct today.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's a good score.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Brook, Yeah, also three, Mark.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I'm sorry. Ty goes to the house on these man,
Let's go over the answers real quick for everybody. On
this day in nineteen twenty one, the first baseball game
was broadcast over the radio. The Pirates beat the Phillies
eight to five in that game. Oh that very specific question.
If you weren't there, then I guess how would you have?
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Everybody knows they both got it.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Right, both of Pirates. That was awesome. The plant used
to make tequila is a gave. When referring to a bar,
the word pub is short for public house. It's kind
of hard because in seventeenth century England they would use
that word to differentiate the private homes from public business.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Say public house. You'd be like, oh, I can go into.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
That house, so the pub give me a break. As
a slogan for KitKat, the statue of Liberty's torch is
coded in twenty four carrot gold. That's true, isn't that wild?
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I was just there. I didn't see any gold.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's a little bit rusty. Probably the country that's home
to the real Matterhorn Mountain. You didn't even get to
this one brook.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Disneyland Mark.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I'm sorry you tied her. It just barely wasn't enough
to win. The good news is just for playing. We're
giving you two tickets to le May's Car Museum and
a prize pack from rev Up Energy. Don't wake Up,
rev Up?
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Thanks, Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 8 (53:34):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
I hope you rev up with your naturopathic science.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Such a calm energy game.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
I want him to take care of me.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
What's the coolest thing you have in your doctor lobby?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
She's asking for drugs?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Don't like a cool legs to get a cool picture?
What do you do when people are bored out there?
Speaker 14 (53:52):
I get out my guitar and I play.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Oh dude, I love this office.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Dude is singing? Doctor?
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Is someone feeling good? Sounds like a case of the OHM.
Speaker 13 (54:00):
Bye, all.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Feeling healthy already.
Speaker 11 (54:05):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
I would love that.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Thanks, doctor Mark. You can come back and join the
show anytime. Okay, man, I'm great.
Speaker 8 (54:11):
All right.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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