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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Brig and Jeffrey in the morning, and you've
found the brand new full show. We've got a brand
new textual healing coming up and some more fun. But
more than that, I am so excited for tomorrow because it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is Jose Summer There challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, you know this man loves delivery more than anyone
I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, so we just made his delivery challenge a little
bit more challenging.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, very much more challenge.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And by we we mean Brooks. This was her idea.
That's why she's going in the evil voice right now.
So I stick her out here tomorrow. You're gonna get that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Plus A, don't forget to check out the socials at
brook and Jeffrey because there will be a video.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The video is important not to give too much away.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, it is a very visual thing. Yeah, for sure,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Before we get this full show started, what do you
see on text Alexis.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, Cowboy two six five Able said, Hey, thanks for
still being on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Also, you guys gave me a giant TV one, so
thanks for that as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, bye, cool.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I have so many questions I want to start saying
to you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I walk in like, hey, Brooke, thanks, you're not getting
fired yet.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I appreciate the radio, I will say you all, and
this podcast definitely helps keeping us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I mean we're gonna be asking you for TV.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I actually really could use a new so thanks for
being here in your full new hour starts right now.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Brooke.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Have you ever thought about what your retirement party is
going to look like when you finally finish out your
stint in radio? It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah,
well it's like, who would you want there past promo
kids that you've influenced? Maybe you mean kissed?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But oh wait did I say that out last?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
We're just saying kissed? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
What about prior co hosts who would no doubt applaud
you and sing your praises as the best go work?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Happy to join you?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The video would go viral.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Well, what about the engineer who got to take aimed
at the Las Vegas Airport for innocently playing with children
in the terminal? Which one I actually like him?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Is he welcome at the retirement party?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Because it wasn't misunderstand.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I mean, you just shouldn't as a grown man play
with children who you have a lot of recording equipment.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, going through.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
The airport sometimes you have to learn that lesson the
hard way.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
He did.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
It doesn't It doesn't sound great looking back at all
the people.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But I thought it sounded funes.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
It's still probably better than the retirement party that just
happened at the California Department of Transportation in Monterey because
a guy named Gus was celebrating his last day there.
So during work hours at work, Booze was brought in
along with a stripper named Rocks.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I used to work at a station where we would
have margaritea Fridays and our promotions director at a blunder
at her.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Office, Uh huh, and then the strip club.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
DJ would come in in the mornings with us. Does
that count stripper?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I would argue that radio job is a little bit
different than the California Department of Transportation, though a different vibe.
A bunch of the workers got into it though. The
wall on the clock started throwing money at roxy, which
is the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I mean, if you show up to work without ones
on that day, you're gonna look back.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Well.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
That was until the event was interrupted by a supervisor
who unexpectedly showed up and witnessed the situation unfolding first hand.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And ripped up.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
No, everybody scattered back to their desks, and Roxy was
left standing alone, half naked in the middle of the
room and was asked to leave the building.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Were the Department of Transportation they should give her a ride?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah that was fair.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah. Since then, twelve employees have been put on leave
while a full investigation was launched. So Brook, that's the
bar you have to clear for your retirement party.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
To everybody fired at the station. While I'm going out.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But Jeff will be the stripper.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean, it's gonna be so long from now the
station won't have any money to pay anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Anyway, We're gonna be good.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Right, We're looking forward to that. But now we're gonna
move on.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Get into the shock collar question of the day with
someone who I wouldn't mind tossing some crumpled ones that
every once in a while, our digital producer, Jake, let's
do it.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Today we celebrate National Intern Day, the workers we legally
are no longer allowed to have here at the station.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah it's been a few years, huh, But.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
We love them because you know, they're more than just
easy targets for Brooke to yell at and then hook
up with.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, our interns are doing so well too.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, all of them are more famous than us.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Now, it's great.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
They're the lifeblood of every office and the only people
in the building who actually know to use the printer.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
In honor of the underpaid, overworked coffee fetchers of the world,
we're diving into a special TV interns edition of.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Of twenty Interesting.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
All right, I say you say number one through twenty.
I'll tell you about a TV show or a movie
that features a famous intern. I might ask you to
name the character, the actor, or even the show. You
just have to answer correctly to stay.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
In the game.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
I can't think of any right. Only on, We'll start
with the woman who looks like an intern but drinks
like a grizzled CEO. Five Number five alexis your well
known Intern's name is Andy Sachs. I can't tell you
too much about her, but after a makeover, a breakdown,
(05:35):
and a Paris trip later, she quits with dignity. What
famous movie am I talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Coming out with Zach, coming out with the New One?
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Soon Devilwar's Prada.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yes ya who ways back?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You've seen Oliver New York right now filming.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
She played the fashion challenged assistant, basically an interurn the
way Miranda Priestley was treating her Brook chosen. How about
a number from you, Let's go to Brook. You might
now know him as your friendly neighborhood spider Man. But
when Peter Parker wasn't wearing his web slinging suit, he
was interning for what newspaper.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Shoot?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
The Daily Planet? Is Superman, right or is it?
Speaker 11 (06:22):
I feel like it's.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Something times like it's not. It's not it's the Man.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Maybe it's the Weekly Planet. They don't put out issues
as often as the Daily.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's gotta be something generic like the News Tribune or
the Tribune, the Tribune, the Express, the Spiders Express, the.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Tribute, the Tribute, Spider Express. Incorrect, It's called the Daily Bugle.
Part time intern, part time photographer at the newspapers, taking
selfies of himself. Jose five and two have been chosen
twelve On the show Parks and Recreation, I've never seen it.
(07:03):
This young woman starts off as Ron Swanson's deadpan intern
and quickly becomes a fan favorite, and later an actual
adult with a real job. Name the character an Aubrey
Plaza play character.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I've never seen it. I was even gonna go Amy
Poehler as my answer because she's on that right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Love that show. It's such a good show.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I like Aubrey Plaza. She's like, really funny.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
You've never seen the show. I'll tell you just a
hint for her first name. It's a month of the year.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
What's a common April is a common month name?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Right May June.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I think I'm gonna play save and go April.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
I can go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Last name April Plaza.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
April Plaza incorrect. Hose you did get the first name
is April Bloodgate.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Oh later, April Dwyer.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Darn it.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I need to watch that show, Jeffrey.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
You need to get this right, or our former part
timer Alexis will win intern Day four for fourteen. Jeff
the entire season of this TV show is basically all
about the interns and the drama. Meredith, Christina is He,
George and alex are all learning and crying on the job.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Name this show.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, the names don't exactly match up for me, really,
but I do see that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
The first name should be the biggest hint, and.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah that one that I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
If it's just I want to scream it.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Out, like it's not quite lining up with the names.
But I do see lots of drama maybe with these
people on the show Deadliest Catch It, Oh God, maybe
like Meredith is hauling up the crab trap and Christina's
like not paying attention. It crushes George Rich people name drama. Yeah,
they're up in Alaska in the crabs. Give me Deadlius
(08:49):
catch please.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Deadly catch Incorrect's anatomy.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
They catch crabs on that show for such a lot.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
More than turn Meredith Gray and her crew. That means Alexis,
says one Today's edition of all.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Right, So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while
singing a bar song by Shaboozy.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Who's that going to be?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I feel like Brooke would be good at singing this.
Let's go her retirement part.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, someone poured me a double shot of whiskey, helping
me and Jack. Daniel's got a history party down near
Pitts Street downtown.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Sorry, everybody had a bargain.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Turn in for more white people rapping when we were
shot college. Baby, that's your shotgulling question of the day.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Your phone's after coming up right after.
Speaker 12 (09:45):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
If you've ever entertubed down a river during the summer
fun and just had the best time of your life, yeah,
that's great, But if it was in a certain area,
might have to re examine your memories. Because one of
our listeners just came clean about what his family used
to do to get revenge on the rowdy river floaters
(10:11):
who passed by their home.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
And I bet all.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Those partiers had no idea what this family was actually doing.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
To bet no, the secret.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Will be revealed in a brand new mass speaker coming
up right now. You don't hear me confession, I can't
take back o arms mouse speaker text to seventy eight
five nine two says runner here And if you ever
see a runner with one sock on or no socks,
(10:43):
it's because they use them as toilet paper somewhere along the.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
People do this on hikes too.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No, I have witnessed someone do it on a hike, witnessed.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Sometimes the people.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You're with never Sometimes Alexis shows up to work with
no socks.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Song sad.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
A bathroom live.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh sure, Oh god, you're so damp.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Jeez, Thank goodness. We do this segment over the phone,
so we can't even see our listeners socks or hear
their actual voices because we want you to stay anonymous
as you confess your weird secrets.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right here on the mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
We have a guy who's chosen Bradley as his fake
name today.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
So Bradley, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Hey god, you better have both your socks.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
On, Bradley, are your feet covered?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I don't want to, Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, let's not
get into it.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, dude,
whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Okay. So I'm thirty now. But back when I was fourteen,
my dad really wanted to buy a vacation home for
our family.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh yeah, kind of the dream right, Like that's then
you made it.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah, my family did sicily for a few years. It
was rubbish though. Only three fountains on that property home.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Yeah that listen. We were all like super excited about it,
and I remember him looking for a long time until
he finally found this awesome little cabin. It was about
maybe four or five hours drive from our house, along
the banks of a river, so there was like a
water feature. It was just super water.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Features, natural.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Three fountains in sicily. But yeah, I don't do that's.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
So exciting though for your family.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Yeah. Well, he bought it in the winter, so it
was like the perfect Christmas, right. We spent our first
Christmas there. Yeah, it was beautiful. The river was flowing
through it. It was quiet, stream, peaceful.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Cool, a big hum.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Get it sounded great.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
I know, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why is it all in past ten? That's what I'm
concerned about.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Well, we went back there for our first summer, and
what my dad didn't realize was that during the summer
everybody just floated down that river that went right behind
our cabin.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So it's like a party barge constantly floating by your cabin,
you know, because like nobody's floating the river without beverages.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
Yeah, like hundreds of people every day, so there was
like no privacy. Then they had like their speakers and everything.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's the exact opposite of why your dad would buy
a place four to five hours away.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
And music and people and just come over.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Ye, unless your dad was into that and he like
got everybody to go into the river with all the partiers.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, I mean party was strange.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
So you had to do a keg stands.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Once but not every weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
We have to go back to your house flowing, go
back up to your.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
House for them to get out there.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
That makes it sounds like for your family, it wasn't
the best.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
I mean, I was fourteen, so I mean I was
totally ready to go party with the big boys and
drink some beer at them. But I don't think my
dad wanted me to do that. So, I mean with
all that stuff floating in the water, beer cans crash.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
And yeah, oh anything like trashing your property, oh all
of it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That would be the worst.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I mean, it's like having a NonStop bachelorette party in
the other room.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, so what did you guys do?
Speaker 9 (14:30):
My dad he just decided to just start getting revenge
on the river floaters.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh okay, this is where the secret confession.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
What are we working with?
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Yeah, so you put a sign up, you know, down
at the edge of the property down by the river,
and it said scream if you want to get hit
by a water balloon?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh okay, like no littering signs.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's like leaning in.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
Yeah, so him and I would like toss water blue
and then you feel you're.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Getting a little aggression. You're like take that. Yeah, it's
like a win win.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Still it sounds like you're playing into the fun rather
than like getting revenge.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
I mean it was kind of fun brought. But what
I didn't know, and I didn't know this for like years,
was my dad who was filling the balloons up with
the water from our toilet.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh my god, toilet water.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's not like dirty, is it?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Not like the used water. It was just like the
toilet water. It's still still clean water.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't know when did he tell you this?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
I just caught him one summer filling them up in
the bathroom, taking the water like out of the toilet.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I love how you started this, that you were worried
about polluting with the can.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
So did you stop helping him do it at that point?
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Well, I mean at that point I was like in
the hearror of my teenage here. So I was like,
all right, I guess it's pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Yeah, you keep going right, Okay.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Hell yeah, I just like went along with that, was like, yeah,
I like.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Asking for it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I like how they never knew though they're like, oh yeah,
I remember that Kevin. That we get to float by
and they throw water balloons are so fun.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Let's go back again, geez.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
I don't like looking back now as a semi mature adult,
I just kind of feel guilty about it because.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're a partyer. Now, you're the guy with the tube
floating down right.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
I don't like water booms at all.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Now going to say I don't like toilet water at all.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Now, I don't know anymore, but at least it sounds
like you've reflected, you've shown some growth, you have a
little bit remorse for what you did.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Yeah, I mean you never know where that water came from.
I guess I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
About it for everybody I know. Now I'm not weirded
out by Alexis and her feet anymore so.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Text in seven eight five nine too.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Out, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
I found out a disturbing fact the other day that
made me shudder. What did you guys know? Teachers in
schools are actually teaching kids things? No, I know, horrifying.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
No wonder we are where we are.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Even worse, parents are getting jealous because their kids know
too much.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Now we never learned.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Like Brooke for example, today she poses as a mom. Sorry,
a good mom. You just learns something at school?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, to know where the reach was.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, that's definitely not going to fly in her house.
And she needs to have a little talk with this teacher,
maybe get a little lesson herself. In your phone tap
right now?
Speaker 12 (18:04):
Hello, Hi, is this mister speaking?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Who am I talking to?
Speaker 8 (18:10):
My name's Hillary. My son is Arlow and he's in
your kindergarten class.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Ah, you're Arlow's mother. How's it going today?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Not great?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Not great at all?
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Actually thanks to you.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
How can I help you? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Arlow came home the other day and said, guess what
mister taught me?
Speaker 11 (18:31):
And then he whistled, Uh.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went over whistling with the kids
in class the other day for a little bit.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
With that clearly you did not think about how that
would affect me.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
How whistling would affect you, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Yes, whistling.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Did you not want him to learn to whistle?
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Of course I want him to learn, but I don't
know how either. So now I feel like an idiot. Okay,
he's trying to have a whistling contest with me and
said I'd sound like a broken vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Ma'am.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Wait, just so I'm clear, do you hear that?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah? Are you blowing into the phone right now?
Speaker 8 (19:12):
No, I'm trying to whistle. What are you making fun
of me?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Too?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
I would never make fun of you. I'm your teacher.
I'm just try to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
I need you to teach me to whistle right now.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
I mean you could teach yourself how to whistle. I
don't see why you would call be on my day off.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Because you're the one that put me in this situation.
So you need to help me right now, gain back
some respect from my son.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Way, please stop yelling right now. Maybe you just need
to go man, Please stop me.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 8 (19:49):
It's just air?
Speaker 11 (19:50):
How do people make it sound musical. I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Do you hear that? It's very easy? Okay. Look, I've
never tried to teach her to don't how to whistle
over the phone before.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
It's a tip a trick.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Are your lips like wet or are they try right now?
Speaker 11 (20:14):
What should they be?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
They should be wet? Okay, you need to moisten your
lips first before you even try it. Yes, okay, they're wet.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
They're very wet. I just put spit all over them.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
That's too much Informationkay, I'm basically drooling over here.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
Just get to the next part.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Make a tight hole with your lips.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Fine, tight hole it is?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Now what excel puts the hair out? What do you
mean now? What? Ry gentler? Look, that's not working, and
I feel like if we keep trying, you're just gonna
get even more upset.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
You're a terrible teacher. Whoa, whoa, I'm just going to
say it.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Come on, now, this is a fun whistling thing.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Fun for who.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
It's tearing my relationship with my son apart. Don't try
my own thing, useless, there's no need, no need for now,
shut up and let me do this.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Wow. Huh yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Pretty good huh relaxing huh uh, I'm great at whistling.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Wait, how are you whistling and talking at the same time?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Pure talent, pure, Because this is actually broke from a
broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Wait who, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Who Arlo is.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
My name is Brooke with the radio show, and we're
doing a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I actually felt bad calling you a terrible teacher, but seriously,
you're hips horrendous.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
You should feel bad.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You could blame your best friend Eric, He's the one
that set you up for this. I mean, if you
need me to come into the class and give some
extra pointers, because.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah I did. I did to get into your class.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
That's right, right, weeke up.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
We've all seen the YouTube videos of city council meetings
where a bunch of stuffy up type people are discussing
things like traffic signs and size restrictions on your trash
cand lids.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I usually don't hit play on those, but okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, fair. They do get pretty boring.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, and sometimes one email can help spice things up
a little bit. And oh boy, did that happen at
an h o A meeting recon One sassy email has
sparked a very awkward situation between neighbors. And now we're
getting roped into the drama. You're gonna hear the shady
(23:12):
text that started it all in a brand new textual
healing that's coming up next. Text you will healing textual.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
It's brooken Jeffary in the morning.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
And we are not doctors, no, at least not the
licensed kind. But we do have the ability to heal
people textually.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes we do.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Oh yeah, because this is textual healing where we help
out our listeners who are stuck in an awkward or
difficult situation where they have to text someone but don't
know exactly what to say. We'll work with you to
craft the perfect message.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah. We're kind of like that back alley clinic that
you get botox from.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Right.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I don't know what clinics you like to visit, Brook.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
But I'm just think of the doctor analogy.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Sorry, you don't believe in doctors. Yeah, but perfect message
is kind of the strong word for it. A workable
one is what we're after here, something that helps achieve
what you want while hopefully preserving your dignity in the process.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
And writers blocked for text messaging.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, like analogy.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I first I should have gone with that one instead.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Of the doctors chat GPT when you have exactly We've
got a woman on the phone looking for some tender
textual healing today.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Her name is Samantha. So, Samantha, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
He there.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Did you specifically ask for tender or is it a Jeff?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I mean I think she appreciates it.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
I mean we like to start tender and gentle, and
then we can get firmer and more aggressive as this
goes on. But let's start by having you tell us
what your situation is, Samantha, and how we can help
heal you textually.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Screwed up big time, totally, totally. I'm on an h
OA board, so you know what that's like.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Okay, volunteered to be on the board.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
What was I thinking?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
What was I think you were chasing? The power that
comes with it is a lot of power.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You needed to have called us before you made that choice.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, So something involving your ha.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
Well, what happened was we have this one board member
and he does these lengthy, long winded wordy emails that
go on and on and on and on. You know,
I get to the point, make it short and simple.
I screamshotted one and I put a caption on it
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and said, well, someone please take his keyboard away exclamation point.
I was going to send it to another board member
that we both kind of had this like brunting joke there,
but it went to the entire complex, the entire.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Even people who were on the hwo A board.
Speaker 13 (26:07):
Yes, yes, including the person that I was referring.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Noh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh it is it too late to say you got hacks?
Okay with that very specific joke.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, I mean, what were the emotions that you were
feeling when you realized you had sent it out to
the entire complex?
Speaker 13 (26:28):
It was like, oh, you said that, my heart sunk,
and tell that story. What did I do? I mean,
I feel really bad? And I mean it was like
I think I first noticed it when I started getting
these emojiss. Oh I got I got the little popcorn
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and the big eye.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
I'm here for the showmoji people, OHMG type one you know.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh no, wait, did he write back to the guy
you were talking about right back?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
No?
Speaker 13 (27:06):
No, nothing from him, but I mean I'm sure he
read it.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Okay, So obviously that's a really awkward situation to find
yourself in. And now you've emailed our show for help.
What are you wanting to do with your text here?
Speaker 13 (27:20):
I mean, I want to apologize. I want to take
accountability what I did.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
So we're going to be texting him.
Speaker 13 (27:27):
Yes, I want to text him directly.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Okay, Yeah, okay, we'll make sure, don't you sure you
don't want to double down on what you said.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
In a joke breaking his house skills laptop if you prefer.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Do you think we follow it up where you just
text him a thing like it's the second part of
your joke. It's like, would somebody take this keyboard away
and give this.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Guy a microphone?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah? Yeah, MVP with a little gold star more for god,
has anyone in the room actually had a situation like
this happened where you accidentally sent out a mass email
with something incriminating in it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I accidentally was talking crap about my sister to my
mom and I didn't know she was on the email thread.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay, and what did you do in that situation?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Bro? I immediately called and apologized.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Okay, we're not calling. You can't do a call.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, I mean she was mad at me for a while.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Can we take any lessons from what you said and
apply it to this situation?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean, I think the lesson is you just have
to know that you're in the wrong, like that you messed.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Up, So tell the guy he messed up wrong. No, okay,
she needs to accept accountability. How does she say that?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Though?
Speaker 11 (28:40):
What are you most worried about?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You're worried about hurting his feelings or you're worried about
it being awkward with him later? Like are you even
sorry for what you said? Or you just sorry that
you got caught?
Speaker 13 (28:52):
Well, you know, it's something I would have said to
a friend like oh here he goes again. Yeah, I
mean I do want to apologize. I didn't mean to
pray a joke at his expense.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Right, right?
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Or embarrass him in front of other people, right and exactly?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Okay if you give advice in her own words, but
you're the age away. Aren't you supposed to sound boring?
Like aren't we supposed to start with? Like you may
have been at tentative to a text message yesterday.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
I think in most situations that would apply.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
But for this, we're gonna have to be a little
bit heartfelt, something sincere, and make it seem much he
really means it. So what we have to start crafting?
Speaker 14 (29:29):
Now?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
What are we gonna type to this guy?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I think the first thing you need to do is
figure out if he saw it. You need to say,
oh my god, I accidentally send an email to everyone.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Did you see it?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Pretty interesting email thread we had yesterday?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Huh? I like that. That's that's just fishing around. You're
not even pointed with it. I kind of like that.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
What do you think, Samantha?
Speaker 13 (29:46):
You know, I just know that if I call attention
to it, even if he didn't see it, then he's
gonna go.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Look.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Then he will go, yeah, those have you had a
chance to check your ey know why?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
And then he goes to chat and honestly, maybe that's
what he needs.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
And maybe you could play it off as a joke
if he has seen it. It's like, oh, I was
actually gonna send that just to you, like it was
going to be an inside joke between you two, but
I accidentally send it to everybody.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
I like that, Samantha, I think you got to go
with that one.
Speaker 13 (30:12):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
So, I mean, maybe start with, Hey, did you see
the email yesterday that everybody's don't say that.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Everybody, everybody's laughing at you.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Honestly, I liked Jose's thing, be like whoa pretty crazy
text thread that the group had going yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Maybe something to lighten it, like what about a yike's face.
Speaker 11 (30:35):
Actually like the big eyes.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
That's accepting some responsibility. Let's start writing that, Okay, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, every time I hear about H two's I'm so
glad I've never lived with one.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Samantha, did you send it?
Speaker 13 (30:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Your how are you feeling?
Speaker 13 (30:54):
I'm nervous about.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh yeah, Well, sometime we have to just react to
whatever he said.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
I wanted to answer or not.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
But just double checking you did send it to him
and not to the I think so we've ripped the
band aid off. We've started the initial stages of our apology.
We'll come back and continue it with more textual healing
to the weird guy from ho A right after this
hold on. We're in the middle of textual healing with
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our listener Samantha, who's trying to fix a big whoopsie
that she made because she's on an ho A board
with one particularly passionate member who writes super long winded,
detailed emails.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's just kind of a lot, yes, generally.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Very on top of things, too much so, so she
basically screenshotted one of his longer messages and put a
caption on it saying, well, someone please take his keyboard away,
and meant to send it to just one of her friends,
didn't realize it went out to the whole group, including
the guy that she was poking fun at roast pretty
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much accident. Now she feels terrible about it, wants to
apologize to him and make it right, but have it
come across sounding sincere and not just performative. So we
suggested why not gauge and just see if he even
saw it first, So we put out a feeler text
that said, yikes, pretty crazy, what was happening in the
HOA textraad yesterday? Huh, just to see if he knew
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what we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I am like actually nervous about what he's going to say.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah, well, we don't even know if he did respond,
So let's find out, Samantha, did you get a message
back from the dude?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Sure?
Speaker 15 (32:39):
Did?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
No, what did it say?
Speaker 13 (32:44):
It is? Yeah, I guess from now on, I will
keep my emails under twelve paragraphs for you. I'll then
signed it with a middle finger emoji.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I thought he was kidding it first.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh, I thought he is taking constructive criticism.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Well, okay, that was a sarcastic paragraph.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Dude, I'm sorry, he's still kidding. But the middle fingers back.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Out of all the emojis, that is the most aggressive.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah. I mean, we've never suggested anyone to use it
on here. We suggested a lot of emojis for people.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
To type out, so we should suggest it more. Yeah,
maybe he's saying you're number one and he's up.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I mean, how are you taking his text, Samantha?
Speaker 13 (33:32):
I mean, I feel bad. It's like I really need
to definitely go in with the full apologies. Okay, okay, yeah,
I gotta, I gotta do.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It a sort emoji.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
I mean, I think it's more important that you just
come across with something pretty sincere about like I'm super sorry,
and maybe you could even compliment him to try and backtrack.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
Yeah, I mean you can't.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You can do an honest compliment.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
You can say, like, you take a lot of time
to do the email.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
And we appreciate the passion that you have. You're one
of the reasons this place is running so well.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeah, I have a secret crush on you. Well, you know,
let's find the line.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Start with your own apology. I think that has to
be in your words.
Speaker 13 (34:24):
Yeah, yeah, I definitely like the thing about like you
do a good job and you put a lot into it.
Shows it's just sometimes if.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
They're long, no no, no, and then you say it,
what a jerk you are.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
And I am such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I didn't mean for everyone to see that.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Okay, so why don't you let's send the apology text
and hopefully that'll help soften him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Okay, dude, you're about to get so many A two
A fines if this doesn't go.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
He's going to be all over your property with like
measuring tape, taking photos and every thing is there.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
While we're waiting for him. Is there any other gesture
you can do? Are you a good like baker, or
like you could you drop cookies off? That's like kind
of neighborly.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
That's hand gestures that you could do back at.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (35:16):
Okay, wait wait, wait it's popped.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Okay, it popped.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
She means the little bubbles.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Oh okay, some pop pop pop pop.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 13 (35:32):
Here's what he says.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
I wrote something.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
Go ahead, I showed your text to my therapist. Oh no,
it says I have a tendency to trust loud women
with wine breasts. So it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What what Wait? I highly doubt a therapist said that.
Speaker 13 (35:54):
Yeah, he's trying to yeah, yeah, okay, trying to make
you feel it's like a passive aggressive insult her that
she drinks too much wine and that she maybe I
should get him a bottle of wine.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
That's funny, but you know clearly his feelings were hurt
by it, So he's taking whatever chance that he can
to get out his emotions and try and get even jump.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
On the wine bandwagon and say you're right, I was drunk.
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yes, that's actually honestly, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 13 (36:23):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
That'd be a good way to disarm him, because he
can't be mad at you if you're literally taking what
he's giving you.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
So I admit it. I had too many.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Like a ten am and you can even do a
little wine glass emoji. But I think afterwards, really double
down on the apology, be like seriously though, like I
do sincerely apologize.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
I feel terrible, threw.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
It up and I feel really bad.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
I think a lot of people feel you. But so
you sent the text. Yeah great, So.
Speaker 13 (36:53):
Okay, let's see how this one goes over.
Speaker 8 (36:56):
Is there anyone that everyone on the HA hates?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
You know, sometimes everybody needs a con common enemy or
is it him?
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean if he doesn't like someone, you should say
you wouldn't believe in me my scent about Lois or
you know who?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Brook wants to start like high school drama and keep
the gossip going. You want to talk about somebody.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
There isn't enough drama on these boards anyhow.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
We're trying to put out the flames here.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
So are you seeing anything from him? It's here, it is,
We're getting pops.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
See what we got, She says.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Okay, we got a picture with the flip phone for
some reason.
Speaker 13 (37:42):
In all, honestly, I showed my wife and she kind
of agreed with you.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's a sweet response from him. He's actually coming to
the middle, but I.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
Did not expect that, So don't feel bad. I'm sticking
to bullet points from now on.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
That guy came from the middle finger back to this.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
Yeah, I think this is success definite least.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, and he took your constructive criticism on his long
winded email, so you fix that problem.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
He listened to his wife.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
He's probably so happy he's gonna stop emailing.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Ye oh my, okay. So I feel like at this
point we're good.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You shut up.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Now you need to write it back one more time.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I just say, yeah, I'll be dropping off a bottle
of wine for you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
You should still.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (38:32):
I definitely will do that. Definitely.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Just don't show up already drinking someone. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
I'm not drinking wine. I'm drinking vodka. Okay, So if
you send that, then we're gonna call it good. Okay, Samantha, Okay,
this is a.
Speaker 13 (38:48):
Win win, and I get shorter emails on top of it.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Successful edition of textual Healing. Please nobody else. From Hoa's
text in.
Speaker 12 (39:00):
Jeffrey in the Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Why do I feel like our listeners Samantha and that
dude's wife are gonna instantly hit it off, and they're
gonna hang out and high five each other, and the
wife's gonna start going in on the husband too.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's gonna be why yes, Wednesday's girl.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
Yeah yeah, Oh my god. You think his emails are bad,
At least you don't have to sit through his dumb
slideshow presentations after we get back from a vacation.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
God, well you could tell by how quickly he shrank
away from his middle finger text.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Then he's been beaten down before.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah. Guy, he's trying to clap back at the woman
who's come after him, and he never comes out.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
But you know what, if you want to, I give
you full permission to talk crap about all of us.
If you hit subscribe on the podcast right now, send.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
The link of this podcast to everybody you know and
tell him how terrible it is.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Yeah. That guy jeff too. His voice is so sultry
and masculine.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Ugh, that's not Nobody's in.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Well, whatever insult you want to come.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
Up with.
Speaker 12 (40:04):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
The most unexpected moment at a monster truck rally you'll
ever hear and we have the audio from when it
was caught on camera happening live. I wish plus even
though she didn't mean it to go viral. One woman's
true story about how she met her husband is getting
millions of views and over fifteen million likes. Wow, it's
(40:31):
that crazy. You'll hear those and more coming up in
a brand.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
New TikTok Click Shot.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
We're going to do it right now.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
The US Secretary of Health just made another exciting announcement
declaring all suntan lotions are bad too many chemicals. Instead,
he wants us to protect our skin by rubbing yourself
head to toe with giant globs of woo. TikTok Click
Shot Forever can't penetrate TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed
(41:04):
the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna
get right into your first TikTok Click Shock, which is
out of Bremerton, Washington, where a monster truck rally was
happening recently and a crazy video was caught on camera
by one of the spectators that's gotten over four million views.
So I'm gonna play you the audio of the crowd
(41:24):
freaking out and if you haven't seen this yet. The
monster truck that's the star of the show does this
impressive aerial stunt, but when it lands, one of its
giant tires flies off, bouncing so high it clears the
grand stands, goes out into the parking lot and crushes
a small electric vehicle.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Oh my god, the video is insane. Oh my gosh,
that is exactly what happened.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Luckily nobody was injured. But here's the audio.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Oh my, oh.
Speaker 14 (42:02):
My god, no way, someone's oh my god, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It was like a baseball field where you shouldn't park close.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
I want to make like.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Part of the show, like a clown comes out after
was like can I park here?
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Yeah, that's definitely gonna be used in an All State
Mayhem commercial because he's the giant tire flying off.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
But mon truck.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
But afterwards, the event organizers posted a statement on the incident, saying, actually,
multiple vehicles in the parking lot were damaged and it.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Was freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Say that.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
No, I'm kidding. They're taking steps to reduce similar risks
in the future.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Is your insurance or.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Do you see the stadium or you just talk to
the guy who put the log nuts on because somebody
didn't something right, and.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
He was like, the show's get a little boring.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
We're going That was a TikTok Click shock here next
TikTok it is from a twenty seven year old woman
named Maddie hack Marzick. She's going viral after she casually
mentioned in a video how she met her husband of
seven years.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
W YOUW I love these Let's listen.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
I met my husband while he was hitch hiking. I
was three days into studying abroad in Australia and my
husband was there at a music festival and he had
gone out that night with his friends and he was
on the side of the corner trying to catch an
uber home, but the rates were too high, so they
thought they would just start walking and then try to
hitchhike back to their airbnb. My friend had a little
bit to drink and she encouraged us to just pull over.
(43:35):
I don't really remember that, if I'm being honest, But
then they got in our car and I was driving
a rental car back to our airbnb, which happened to
be in the same direction, and literally like right down
the street, and the.
Speaker 12 (43:47):
Rest is history.
Speaker 15 (43:47):
We went on a date three weeks later, officially in Sydney,
and we just never stopped talking and like fell madly
in Lovey.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You never know what you can find on the side
of the rest.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I don't up every single you know.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Don't forget Australian Music Festival. A lot people naturally.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, that's the thing when you do things in other
countries that you would never do here.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
You only it just feels safer, even though it's not.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
That video got over fifteen million likes, so people really
enjoyed it a lot. A lot of comments came in saying,
how come we've never seen this in a romantic movie
before woman marries hitchhiker and it all turns out great.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I dated a guy who liked a hitchhike. He thought
it was a challenge.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
One time he stood at an exit for over four
hours though, because no one would pick him up.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Yeah, while you were dating.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, did you have to go get about that point then?
Or no? You eventually got a ride?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Oh yeah, Brook would not go pick up the boyfriend.
That was a TikTok click shot and your final.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
TikTok click shot is courtesy of the Oakland A's Broadcasting booth.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
They're just as now.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
For now, for now, they're the Oakland A's while it
still exists.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
They don't have a city attached. That's the whole thing,
because they're playing in Sacramento.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Well whoever they it's weird.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
It's weird when you see him on TV because there's
no ying.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
The main voice of the Athletics is a man named
Chris Carrey, who's the grandson of Harry Carey, the famous
Cubs broadcaster from back in the day. Anyway, Chris recently
had to apologize on social media for making a huge
mistake while calling a recent game.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Oh boy, what happened.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Here's how it sounded when an A's player hit a
three run homer against the Astros. Okay, here it.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
Is one two pitch high in the air, deep to right.
Speaker 7 (45:37):
That ball is foul.
Speaker 9 (45:43):
Oh con That ball was absolutely launched, law dog posing
him up at the dish.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
He knew it off the bat.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
It was just a matter of how far.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Wait, you said he hit it to leftfield.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
So yeactly if you didn't see this. I don't know
if the guy was on his phone or what, but
he called it a foul ball even though it was
clearly fair, like almost in dead center field. It wasn't
even close to a home run, like almost in the
center of the field.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
It was like you must have been watching a replay
from before.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
He didn't seem to know what was going on, so
the other announcer had to step into the broadcast and
correct him and be like, actually, that was a giant
home run.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I was like, why are the players still running?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
And that's the end of the game, folks, and we
go on to the second inning.
Speaker 9 (46:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
So Chris posted his excuse on Twitter, saying, totally lost
the ball in the lights. Unfair to our fans that
I messed it up as badly as I did. This
is completely and totally on me. I wish I could
have it back, but that's baseball. I apologize and I'll
be better tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's so wild, Like why wouldn't she say, oh my god,
it's it's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I can't find it. Where did it go?
Speaker 3 (46:56):
I was like, I was practically a baseball player.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
He's like, I lost it in the live Yeah, I
can't have an error as Sunyes man.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Yeah, maybe do we need to start apologizing on this show?
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Well, I feel like we.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Need to spend all day Fridays saying sorry for what
you heard Monday through Thursday. But we promise we will
be better next week.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Hey, that's a promise we can't keep.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Still nice to say it. Those were your TikTok click
shot stories.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
For the day.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
We got your phones to have coming.
Speaker 12 (47:24):
Up brooking Jeffrey in the Morningnessa is back.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Her record against brook is four and eleven all time,
And funny enough, we called her in the middle of
her camping trip that she's on right now, and she said, sure,
I'll abandon my family in beautiful nature to play.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
A game on the radio, of course.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
And that's the kind of listeners we need on this Shownessa,
welcome back. We need a highlight. Give us one highlight
so far from your camping trip.
Speaker 8 (48:01):
Oh, I guess we'll say, go in at the ocean
with my babe.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
That's how old is your babe.
Speaker 9 (48:07):
She's twenty months now, dude.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
And they just float so easy.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Oh yeah, just let them go and off they tripped.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Sometimes.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Sometimes I play a game where you just toss them
as far as you can't see if they make it back.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, it's like skipping rocks.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
You can't beat Malana if you don't try.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
You go out and didn't part for her, The ocean's calling.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
All right, NESSA, we won't keep you away from your
kids for too long. But here we go.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, one may need you right now to.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Brooks, leaving the studio, thirty seconds on the clock, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat her
outright if you want to win, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (48:49):
Here we go. Your time starts now on this day.
In twenty twelve, what American swimmer broke the record for
most medals won in the Olympic Games? Michael felt Deciduous
trees lose their leads during what season winter fall? Are
there more or less than one hundred rooms in the
White House? More on Superman's chest? What color is the
(49:10):
s red? What social media platform is known for its
for you page Instagram? In eighteen oh three, it was
known as Mousse Napoleon.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
What's the name of this famous building today?
Speaker 6 (49:23):
Salut answers in well done, NESSA, Brook's gonna come back
into the studio, and it says on my screener, ASKINGNESSA
about going back to work. Oh, because a maternity leave.
Why are you going back to work?
Speaker 15 (49:37):
That would be nice.
Speaker 6 (49:39):
You know you don't get two years of maternity leave.
I know Brooke was gone for five years, quit for
a while.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I wasn't even gone for twelve weeks.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
I was going, well, why why are you going back
to work?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Oh no, just like I've been having, you know, camping
trips and weekends away.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
And now I'm I'm in real estate.
Speaker 12 (49:56):
Now.
Speaker 10 (49:56):
I got my license.
Speaker 13 (49:57):
Actually after i'd talk to you guys, he congra.
Speaker 7 (50:01):
Yeah, And I actually thought that's who was calling me.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
That's why she answered.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Gotcha, you can sell me a house.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
For a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (50:11):
Yeah, give me a house.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Maybe you got like a five hundred dollars house line around.
You got yourself a deal, lady.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
No, she'll keep you posting its like it's too sad
to talk about it. All right, Bret Enter, let's move
on to you. Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (50:27):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
Your time starts now. On this day in twenty twelve,
what American swimmer broke the record for most medals won
in the Olympic Games, Michael Phelps. Deciduous trees lose their
leaves during what season the fall? Are there more or
less than one hundred rooms in the White House. Oh
more on Superman's chest. What color is the s.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yellow?
Speaker 5 (50:52):
What social media platform is known for? Its for you page?
Speaker 12 (50:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
TikTok.
Speaker 6 (50:57):
In eighteen oh three, it was known as Moussein Napole.
What's the name of this famous building today?
Speaker 12 (51:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
The three loop?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Two?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Okay, got these answers? He and it's head on over
to the scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.
Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to it.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
I award you no points and may God have mercy
on your soul.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Oh I love that movie. Nessa, you got four correct today,
brock buzzer beater also four.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
I thought this was gonna be your day, Nessa, but
I guess not.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Time does go to the house on these and let's
go over the answers for everybody on this day. In
twenty twelve, Michael Phelps broke the record for most medals
won in the Olympic Games, twenty eight total medals. Deciduous
trees lose their leaves during the winter.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Nessa, you, I want to explain to everybody you would
have won the game if you would have stuck. She
goes winner fall.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Yes, we had so we had to.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
We had to take her fall.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
Answer Fifth, what trees there leaves in the winter deciduous?
Are more or less than one hundred rooms in the
White House? There's actually more one hundred and thirty two.
Superman's s on his chest is red, the background behind
it is yellow.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Dude, it was so hard to like picture it in memory.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
The social media platform known for its for you page
would be TikTok. And the place that was Moussen Napoleon
in eighteen oh three is now called the Louver.
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Napoleon named it after himself.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Because he was totally insane.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
Now nessa was not enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 6 (52:34):
But the good news is just for being here, we're
gonna give you a pair of tickets to see comedians
Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan Jones September twentieth
at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Hey, she really when I go back to swimming with
your daughter in the ocean, Okay, We're go get her
treat wherever she floated off to. We'll be back to
do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (52:56):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
Hey, it's Brig and Jeffrey in the morning, and you've
found the brand new full show. We've got a brand
new textual healing coming up and some more fun. But
more than that, I am so excited for tomorrow because it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is Jose Summer There challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, you know this man loves delivery more than anyone
I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, so we just made his delivery challenge a little
bit more challenging.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, very much more challenge.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And by we we mean Brooks. This was her idea.
That's why she's going in the evil voice right now.
So I stick her out here tomorrow. You're gonna get that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Plus A, don't forget to check out the socials at
brook and Jeffrey because there will be a video.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The video is important not to give too much away.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, it is a very visual thing. Yeah, for sure,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Before we get this full show started, what do you
see on text Alexis.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, Cowboy two six five Able said, Hey, thanks for
still being on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Also, you guys gave me a giant TV one, so
thanks for that as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, bye, cool.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I have so many questions I want to start saying
to you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I walk in like, hey, Brooke, thanks, you're not getting
fired yet.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I appreciate the radio, I will say you all, and
this podcast definitely helps keeping us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I mean we're gonna be asking you for TV.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I actually really could use a new so thanks for
being here in your full new hour starts right now.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Brooke.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Have you ever thought about what your retirement party is
going to look like when you finally finish out your
stint in radio? It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah,
well it's like, who would you want there past promo
kids that you've influenced? Maybe you mean kissed?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But oh wait did I say that out last?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
We're just saying kissed? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
What about prior co hosts who would no doubt applaud
you and sing your praises as the best go work?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Happy to join you?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The video would go viral.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Well, what about the engineer who got to take aimed
at the Las Vegas Airport for innocently playing with children
in the terminal? Which one I actually like him?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Is he welcome at the retirement party?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Because it wasn't misunderstand.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I mean, you just shouldn't as a grown man play
with children who you have a lot of recording equipment.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, going through.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
The airport sometimes you have to learn that lesson the
hard way.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
He did.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
It doesn't It doesn't sound great looking back at all
the people.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But I thought it sounded funes.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
It's still probably better than the retirement party that just
happened at the California Department of Transportation in Monterey because
a guy named Gus was celebrating his last day there.
So during work hours at work, Booze was brought in
along with a stripper named Rocks.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I used to work at a station where we would
have margaritea Fridays and our promotions director at a blunder
at her.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Office, Uh huh, and then the strip club.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
DJ would come in in the mornings with us. Does
that count stripper?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I would argue that radio job is a little bit
different than the California Department of Transportation, though a different vibe.
A bunch of the workers got into it though. The
wall on the clock started throwing money at roxy, which
is the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I mean, if you show up to work without ones
on that day, you're gonna look back.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Well.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
That was until the event was interrupted by a supervisor
who unexpectedly showed up and witnessed the situation unfolding first hand.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And ripped up.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
No, everybody scattered back to their desks, and Roxy was
left standing alone, half naked in the middle of the
room and was asked to leave the building.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Were the Department of Transportation they should give her a ride?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah that was fair.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah. Since then, twelve employees have been put on leave
while a full investigation was launched. So Brook, that's the
bar you have to clear for your retirement party.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
To everybody fired at the station. While I'm going out.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But Jeff will be the stripper.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean, it's gonna be so long from now the
station won't have any money to pay anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Anyway, We're gonna be good.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Right, We're looking forward to that. But now we're gonna
move on.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Get into the shock collar question of the day with
someone who I wouldn't mind tossing some crumpled ones that
every once in a while, our digital producer, Jake, let's
do it.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Today we celebrate National Intern Day, the workers we legally
are no longer allowed to have here at the station.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah it's been a few years, huh, But.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
We love them because you know, they're more than just
easy targets for Brooke to yell at and then hook
up with.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, our interns are doing so well too.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, all of them are more famous than us.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Now, it's great.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
They're the lifeblood of every office and the only people
in the building who actually know to use the printer.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
In honor of the underpaid, overworked coffee fetchers of the world,
we're diving into a special TV interns edition of.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Of twenty Interesting.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
All right, I say you say number one through twenty.
I'll tell you about a TV show or a movie
that features a famous intern. I might ask you to
name the character, the actor, or even the show. You
just have to answer correctly to stay.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
In the game.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
I can't think of any right. Only on, We'll start
with the woman who looks like an intern but drinks
like a grizzled CEO. Five Number five alexis your well
known Intern's name is Andy Sachs. I can't tell you
too much about her, but after a makeover, a breakdown,
(05:35):
and a Paris trip later, she quits with dignity. What
famous movie am I talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Coming out with Zach, coming out with the New One?
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Soon Devilwar's Prada.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yes ya who ways back?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You've seen Oliver New York right now filming.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
She played the fashion challenged assistant, basically an interurn the
way Miranda Priestley was treating her Brook chosen. How about
a number from you, Let's go to Brook. You might
now know him as your friendly neighborhood spider Man. But
when Peter Parker wasn't wearing his web slinging suit, he
was interning for what newspaper.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Shoot?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
The Daily Planet? Is Superman, right or is it?
Speaker 11 (06:22):
I feel like it's.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Something times like it's not. It's not it's the Man.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Maybe it's the Weekly Planet. They don't put out issues
as often as the Daily.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's gotta be something generic like the News Tribune or
the Tribune, the Tribune, the Express, the Spiders Express, the.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Tribute, the Tribute, Spider Express. Incorrect, It's called the Daily Bugle.
Part time intern, part time photographer at the newspapers, taking
selfies of himself. Jose five and two have been chosen
twelve On the show Parks and Recreation, I've never seen it.
(07:03):
This young woman starts off as Ron Swanson's deadpan intern
and quickly becomes a fan favorite, and later an actual
adult with a real job. Name the character an Aubrey
Plaza play character.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I've never seen it. I was even gonna go Amy
Poehler as my answer because she's on that right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Love that show. It's such a good show.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I like Aubrey Plaza. She's like, really funny.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
You've never seen the show. I'll tell you just a
hint for her first name. It's a month of the year.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
What's a common April is a common month name?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Right May June.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I think I'm gonna play save and go April.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
I can go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Last name April Plaza.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
April Plaza incorrect. Hose you did get the first name
is April Bloodgate.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Oh later, April Dwyer.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Darn it.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I need to watch that show, Jeffrey.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
You need to get this right, or our former part
timer Alexis will win intern Day four for fourteen. Jeff
the entire season of this TV show is basically all
about the interns and the drama. Meredith, Christina is He,
George and alex are all learning and crying on the job.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Name this show.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, the names don't exactly match up for me, really,
but I do see that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
The first name should be the biggest hint, and.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah that one that I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
If it's just I want to scream it.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Out, like it's not quite lining up with the names.
But I do see lots of drama maybe with these
people on the show Deadliest Catch It, Oh God, maybe
like Meredith is hauling up the crab trap and Christina's
like not paying attention. It crushes George Rich people name drama. Yeah,
they're up in Alaska in the crabs. Give me Deadlius
(08:49):
catch please.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Deadly catch Incorrect's anatomy.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
They catch crabs on that show for such a lot.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
More than turn Meredith Gray and her crew. That means Alexis,
says one Today's edition of all.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Right, So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while
singing a bar song by Shaboozy.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Who's that going to be?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I feel like Brooke would be good at singing this.
Let's go her retirement part.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, someone poured me a double shot of whiskey, helping
me and Jack. Daniel's got a history party down near
Pitts Street downtown.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Sorry, everybody had a bargain.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Turn in for more white people rapping when we were
shot college. Baby, that's your shotgulling question of the day.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Your phone's after coming up right after.
Speaker 12 (09:45):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
If you've ever entertubed down a river during the summer
fun and just had the best time of your life, yeah,
that's great, But if it was in a certain area,
might have to re examine your memories. Because one of
our listeners just came clean about what his family used
to do to get revenge on the rowdy river floaters
(10:11):
who passed by their home.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
And I bet all.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Those partiers had no idea what this family was actually doing.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
To bet no, the secret.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Will be revealed in a brand new mass speaker coming
up right now. You don't hear me confession, I can't
take back o arms mouse speaker text to seventy eight
five nine two says runner here And if you ever
see a runner with one sock on or no socks,
(10:43):
it's because they use them as toilet paper somewhere along the.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
People do this on hikes too.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No, I have witnessed someone do it on a hike, witnessed.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Sometimes the people.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You're with never Sometimes Alexis shows up to work with
no socks.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Song sad.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
A bathroom live.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh sure, Oh god, you're so damp.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Jeez, Thank goodness. We do this segment over the phone,
so we can't even see our listeners socks or hear
their actual voices because we want you to stay anonymous
as you confess your weird secrets.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right here on the mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
We have a guy who's chosen Bradley as his fake
name today.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
So Bradley, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Hey god, you better have both your socks.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
On, Bradley, are your feet covered?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I don't want to, Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, let's not
get into it.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, dude,
whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Okay. So I'm thirty now. But back when I was fourteen,
my dad really wanted to buy a vacation home for
our family.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh yeah, kind of the dream right, Like that's then
you made it.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah, my family did sicily for a few years. It
was rubbish though. Only three fountains on that property home.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Yeah that listen. We were all like super excited about it,
and I remember him looking for a long time until
he finally found this awesome little cabin. It was about
maybe four or five hours drive from our house, along
the banks of a river, so there was like a
water feature. It was just super water.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Features, natural.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Three fountains in sicily. But yeah, I don't do that's.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
So exciting though for your family.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Yeah. Well, he bought it in the winter, so it
was like the perfect Christmas, right. We spent our first
Christmas there. Yeah, it was beautiful. The river was flowing
through it. It was quiet, stream, peaceful.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Cool, a big hum.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Get it sounded great.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
I know, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why is it all in past ten? That's what I'm
concerned about.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Well, we went back there for our first summer, and
what my dad didn't realize was that during the summer
everybody just floated down that river that went right behind
our cabin.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So it's like a party barge constantly floating by your cabin,
you know, because like nobody's floating the river without beverages.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
Yeah, like hundreds of people every day, so there was
like no privacy. Then they had like their speakers and everything.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's the exact opposite of why your dad would buy
a place four to five hours away.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
And music and people and just come over.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Ye, unless your dad was into that and he like
got everybody to go into the river with all the partiers.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, I mean party was strange.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
So you had to do a keg stands.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Once but not every weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
We have to go back to your house flowing, go
back up to your.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
House for them to get out there.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
That makes it sounds like for your family, it wasn't
the best.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
I mean, I was fourteen, so I mean I was
totally ready to go party with the big boys and
drink some beer at them. But I don't think my
dad wanted me to do that. So, I mean with
all that stuff floating in the water, beer cans crash.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
And yeah, oh anything like trashing your property, oh all
of it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That would be the worst.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I mean, it's like having a NonStop bachelorette party in
the other room.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, so what did you guys do?
Speaker 9 (14:30):
My dad he just decided to just start getting revenge
on the river floaters.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh okay, this is where the secret confession.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
What are we working with?
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Yeah, so you put a sign up, you know, down
at the edge of the property down by the river,
and it said scream if you want to get hit
by a water balloon?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh okay, like no littering signs.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's like leaning in.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
Yeah, so him and I would like toss water blue
and then you feel you're.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Getting a little aggression. You're like take that. Yeah, it's
like a win win.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Still it sounds like you're playing into the fun rather
than like getting revenge.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
I mean it was kind of fun brought. But what
I didn't know, and I didn't know this for like years,
was my dad who was filling the balloons up with
the water from our toilet.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh my god, toilet water.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's not like dirty, is it?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Not like the used water. It was just like the
toilet water. It's still still clean water.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't know when did he tell you this?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
I just caught him one summer filling them up in
the bathroom, taking the water like out of the toilet.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I love how you started this, that you were worried
about polluting with the can.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
So did you stop helping him do it at that point?
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Well, I mean at that point I was like in
the hearror of my teenage here. So I was like,
all right, I guess it's pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Yeah, you keep going right, Okay.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Hell yeah, I just like went along with that, was like, yeah,
I like.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Asking for it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I like how they never knew though they're like, oh yeah,
I remember that Kevin. That we get to float by
and they throw water balloons are so fun.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Let's go back again, geez.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
I don't like looking back now as a semi mature adult,
I just kind of feel guilty about it because.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're a partyer. Now, you're the guy with the tube
floating down right.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
I don't like water booms at all.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Now going to say I don't like toilet water at all.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Now, I don't know anymore, but at least it sounds
like you've reflected, you've shown some growth, you have a
little bit remorse for what you did.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Yeah, I mean you never know where that water came from.
I guess I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
About it for everybody I know. Now I'm not weirded
out by Alexis and her feet anymore so.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Text in seven eight five nine too.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Out, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
I found out a disturbing fact the other day that
made me shudder. What did you guys know? Teachers in
schools are actually teaching kids things? No, I know, horrifying.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
No wonder we are where we are.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Even worse, parents are getting jealous because their kids know
too much.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Now we never learned.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Like Brooke for example, today she poses as a mom. Sorry,
a good mom. You just learns something at school?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, to know where the reach was.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, that's definitely not going to fly in her house.
And she needs to have a little talk with this teacher,
maybe get a little lesson herself. In your phone tap
right now?
Speaker 12 (18:04):
Hello, Hi, is this mister speaking?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Who am I talking to?
Speaker 8 (18:10):
My name's Hillary. My son is Arlow and he's in
your kindergarten class.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Ah, you're Arlow's mother. How's it going today?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Not great?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Not great at all?
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Actually thanks to you.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
How can I help you? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Arlow came home the other day and said, guess what
mister taught me?
Speaker 11 (18:31):
And then he whistled, Uh.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went over whistling with the kids
in class the other day for a little bit.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
With that clearly you did not think about how that
would affect me.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
How whistling would affect you, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Yes, whistling.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Did you not want him to learn to whistle?
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Of course I want him to learn, but I don't
know how either. So now I feel like an idiot. Okay,
he's trying to have a whistling contest with me and
said I'd sound like a broken vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Ma'am.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Wait, just so I'm clear, do you hear that?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah? Are you blowing into the phone right now?
Speaker 8 (19:12):
No, I'm trying to whistle. What are you making fun
of me?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Too?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
I would never make fun of you. I'm your teacher.
I'm just try to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
I need you to teach me to whistle right now.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
I mean you could teach yourself how to whistle. I
don't see why you would call be on my day off.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Because you're the one that put me in this situation.
So you need to help me right now, gain back
some respect from my son.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Way, please stop yelling right now. Maybe you just need
to go man, Please stop me.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 8 (19:49):
It's just air?
Speaker 11 (19:50):
How do people make it sound musical. I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Do you hear that? It's very easy? Okay. Look, I've
never tried to teach her to don't how to whistle
over the phone before.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
It's a tip a trick.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Are your lips like wet or are they try right now?
Speaker 11 (20:14):
What should they be?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
They should be wet? Okay, you need to moisten your
lips first before you even try it. Yes, okay, they're wet.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
They're very wet. I just put spit all over them.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
That's too much Informationkay, I'm basically drooling over here.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
Just get to the next part.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Make a tight hole with your lips.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Fine, tight hole it is?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Now what excel puts the hair out? What do you
mean now? What? Ry gentler? Look, that's not working, and
I feel like if we keep trying, you're just gonna
get even more upset.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
You're a terrible teacher. Whoa, whoa, I'm just going to
say it.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Come on, now, this is a fun whistling thing.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Fun for who.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
It's tearing my relationship with my son apart. Don't try
my own thing, useless, there's no need, no need for now,
shut up and let me do this.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Wow. Huh yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Pretty good huh relaxing huh uh, I'm great at whistling.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Wait, how are you whistling and talking at the same time?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Pure talent, pure, Because this is actually broke from a
broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Wait who, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Who Arlo is.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
My name is Brooke with the radio show, and we're
doing a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I actually felt bad calling you a terrible teacher, but seriously,
you're hips horrendous.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
You should feel bad.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You could blame your best friend Eric, He's the one
that set you up for this. I mean, if you
need me to come into the class and give some
extra pointers, because.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah I did. I did to get into your class.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
That's right, right, weeke up.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
We've all seen the YouTube videos of city council meetings
where a bunch of stuffy up type people are discussing
things like traffic signs and size restrictions on your trash
cand lids.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I usually don't hit play on those, but okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, fair. They do get pretty boring.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, and sometimes one email can help spice things up
a little bit. And oh boy, did that happen at
an h o A meeting recon One sassy email has
sparked a very awkward situation between neighbors. And now we're
getting roped into the drama. You're gonna hear the shady
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text that started it all in a brand new textual
healing that's coming up next. Text you will healing textual.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
It's brooken Jeffary in the morning.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
And we are not doctors, no, at least not the
licensed kind. But we do have the ability to heal
people textually.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes we do.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Oh yeah, because this is textual healing where we help
out our listeners who are stuck in an awkward or
difficult situation where they have to text someone but don't
know exactly what to say. We'll work with you to
craft the perfect message.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah. We're kind of like that back alley clinic that
you get botox from.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Right.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I don't know what clinics you like to visit, Brook.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
But I'm just think of the doctor analogy.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Sorry, you don't believe in doctors. Yeah, but perfect message
is kind of the strong word for it. A workable
one is what we're after here, something that helps achieve
what you want while hopefully preserving your dignity in the process.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
And writers blocked for text messaging.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, like analogy.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I first I should have gone with that one instead.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Of the doctors chat GPT when you have exactly We've
got a woman on the phone looking for some tender
textual healing today.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Her name is Samantha. So, Samantha, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
He there.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Did you specifically ask for tender or is it a Jeff?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I mean I think she appreciates it.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
I mean we like to start tender and gentle, and
then we can get firmer and more aggressive as this
goes on. But let's start by having you tell us
what your situation is, Samantha, and how we can help
heal you textually.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Screwed up big time, totally, totally. I'm on an h
OA board, so you know what that's like.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Okay, volunteered to be on the board.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
What was I thinking?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
What was I think you were chasing? The power that
comes with it is a lot of power.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You needed to have called us before you made that choice.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, So something involving your ha.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
Well, what happened was we have this one board member
and he does these lengthy, long winded wordy emails that
go on and on and on and on. You know,
I get to the point, make it short and simple.
I screamshotted one and I put a caption on it
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and said, well, someone please take his keyboard away exclamation point.
I was going to send it to another board member
that we both kind of had this like brunting joke there,
but it went to the entire complex, the entire.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Even people who were on the hwo A board.
Speaker 13 (26:07):
Yes, yes, including the person that I was referring.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Noh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh it is it too late to say you got hacks?
Okay with that very specific joke.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, I mean, what were the emotions that you were
feeling when you realized you had sent it out to
the entire complex?
Speaker 13 (26:28):
It was like, oh, you said that, my heart sunk,
and tell that story. What did I do? I mean,
I feel really bad? And I mean it was like
I think I first noticed it when I started getting
these emojiss. Oh I got I got the little popcorn
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and the big eye.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
I'm here for the showmoji people, OHMG type one you know.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh no, wait, did he write back to the guy
you were talking about right back?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
No?
Speaker 13 (27:06):
No, nothing from him, but I mean I'm sure he
read it.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Okay, So obviously that's a really awkward situation to find
yourself in. And now you've emailed our show for help.
What are you wanting to do with your text here?
Speaker 13 (27:20):
I mean, I want to apologize. I want to take
accountability what I did.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
So we're going to be texting him.
Speaker 13 (27:27):
Yes, I want to text him directly.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Okay, Yeah, okay, we'll make sure, don't you sure you
don't want to double down on what you said.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
In a joke breaking his house skills laptop if you prefer.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Do you think we follow it up where you just
text him a thing like it's the second part of
your joke. It's like, would somebody take this keyboard away
and give this.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Guy a microphone?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah? Yeah, MVP with a little gold star more for god,
has anyone in the room actually had a situation like
this happened where you accidentally sent out a mass email
with something incriminating in it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I accidentally was talking crap about my sister to my
mom and I didn't know she was on the email thread.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay, and what did you do in that situation?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Bro? I immediately called and apologized.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Okay, we're not calling. You can't do a call.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, I mean she was mad at me for a while.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Can we take any lessons from what you said and
apply it to this situation?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean, I think the lesson is you just have
to know that you're in the wrong, like that you messed.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Up, So tell the guy he messed up wrong. No, okay,
she needs to accept accountability. How does she say that?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Though?
Speaker 11 (28:40):
What are you most worried about?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You're worried about hurting his feelings or you're worried about
it being awkward with him later? Like are you even
sorry for what you said? Or you just sorry that
you got caught?
Speaker 13 (28:52):
Well, you know, it's something I would have said to
a friend like oh here he goes again. Yeah, I
mean I do want to apologize. I didn't mean to
pray a joke at his expense.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Right, right?
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Or embarrass him in front of other people, right and exactly?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Okay if you give advice in her own words, but
you're the age away. Aren't you supposed to sound boring?
Like aren't we supposed to start with? Like you may
have been at tentative to a text message yesterday.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
I think in most situations that would apply.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
But for this, we're gonna have to be a little
bit heartfelt, something sincere, and make it seem much he
really means it. So what we have to start crafting?
Speaker 14 (29:29):
Now?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
What are we gonna type to this guy?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I think the first thing you need to do is
figure out if he saw it. You need to say,
oh my god, I accidentally send an email to everyone.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Did you see it?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Pretty interesting email thread we had yesterday?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Huh? I like that. That's that's just fishing around. You're
not even pointed with it. I kind of like that.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
What do you think, Samantha?
Speaker 13 (29:46):
You know, I just know that if I call attention
to it, even if he didn't see it, then he's
gonna go.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Look.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Then he will go, yeah, those have you had a
chance to check your ey know why?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
And then he goes to chat and honestly, maybe that's
what he needs.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
And maybe you could play it off as a joke
if he has seen it. It's like, oh, I was
actually gonna send that just to you, like it was
going to be an inside joke between you two, but
I accidentally send it to everybody.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
I like that, Samantha, I think you got to go
with that one.
Speaker 13 (30:12):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
So, I mean, maybe start with, Hey, did you see
the email yesterday that everybody's don't say that.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Everybody, everybody's laughing at you.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Honestly, I liked Jose's thing, be like whoa pretty crazy
text thread that the group had going yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Maybe something to lighten it, like what about a yike's face.
Speaker 11 (30:35):
Actually like the big eyes.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
That's accepting some responsibility. Let's start writing that, Okay, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, every time I hear about H two's I'm so
glad I've never lived with one.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Samantha, did you send it?
Speaker 13 (30:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Your how are you feeling?
Speaker 13 (30:54):
I'm nervous about.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh yeah, Well, sometime we have to just react to
whatever he said.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
I wanted to answer or not.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
But just double checking you did send it to him
and not to the I think so we've ripped the
band aid off. We've started the initial stages of our apology.
We'll come back and continue it with more textual healing
to the weird guy from ho A right after this
hold on. We're in the middle of textual healing with
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our listener Samantha, who's trying to fix a big whoopsie
that she made because she's on an ho A board
with one particularly passionate member who writes super long winded,
detailed emails.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's just kind of a lot, yes, generally.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Very on top of things, too much so, so she
basically screenshotted one of his longer messages and put a
caption on it saying, well, someone please take his keyboard away,
and meant to send it to just one of her friends,
didn't realize it went out to the whole group, including
the guy that she was poking fun at roast pretty
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much accident. Now she feels terrible about it, wants to
apologize to him and make it right, but have it
come across sounding sincere and not just performative. So we
suggested why not gauge and just see if he even
saw it first, So we put out a feeler text
that said, yikes, pretty crazy, what was happening in the
HOA textraad yesterday? Huh, just to see if he knew
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what we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I am like actually nervous about what he's going to say.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah, well, we don't even know if he did respond,
So let's find out, Samantha, did you get a message
back from the dude?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Sure?
Speaker 15 (32:39):
Did?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
No, what did it say?
Speaker 13 (32:44):
It is? Yeah, I guess from now on, I will
keep my emails under twelve paragraphs for you. I'll then
signed it with a middle finger emoji.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I thought he was kidding it first.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh, I thought he is taking constructive criticism.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Well, okay, that was a sarcastic paragraph.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Dude, I'm sorry, he's still kidding. But the middle fingers back.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Out of all the emojis, that is the most aggressive.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah. I mean, we've never suggested anyone to use it
on here. We suggested a lot of emojis for people.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
To type out, so we should suggest it more. Yeah,
maybe he's saying you're number one and he's up.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I mean, how are you taking his text, Samantha?
Speaker 13 (33:32):
I mean, I feel bad. It's like I really need
to definitely go in with the full apologies. Okay, okay, yeah,
I gotta, I gotta do.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It a sort emoji.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
I mean, I think it's more important that you just
come across with something pretty sincere about like I'm super sorry,
and maybe you could even compliment him to try and backtrack.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
Yeah, I mean you can't.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You can do an honest compliment.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
You can say, like, you take a lot of time
to do the email.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
And we appreciate the passion that you have. You're one
of the reasons this place is running so well.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeah, I have a secret crush on you. Well, you know,
let's find the line.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Start with your own apology. I think that has to
be in your words.
Speaker 13 (34:24):
Yeah, yeah, I definitely like the thing about like you
do a good job and you put a lot into it.
Shows it's just sometimes if.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
They're long, no no, no, and then you say it,
what a jerk you are.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
And I am such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I didn't mean for everyone to see that.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Okay, so why don't you let's send the apology text
and hopefully that'll help soften him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Okay, dude, you're about to get so many A two
A fines if this doesn't go.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
He's going to be all over your property with like
measuring tape, taking photos and every thing is there.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
While we're waiting for him. Is there any other gesture
you can do? Are you a good like baker, or
like you could you drop cookies off? That's like kind
of neighborly.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
That's hand gestures that you could do back at.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (35:16):
Okay, wait wait, wait it's popped.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Okay, it popped.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
She means the little bubbles.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Oh okay, some pop pop pop pop.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 13 (35:32):
Here's what he says.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
I wrote something.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
Go ahead, I showed your text to my therapist. Oh no,
it says I have a tendency to trust loud women
with wine breasts. So it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What what Wait? I highly doubt a therapist said that.
Speaker 13 (35:54):
Yeah, he's trying to yeah, yeah, okay, trying to make
you feel it's like a passive aggressive insult her that
she drinks too much wine and that she maybe I
should get him a bottle of wine.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
That's funny, but you know clearly his feelings were hurt
by it, So he's taking whatever chance that he can
to get out his emotions and try and get even jump.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
On the wine bandwagon and say you're right, I was drunk.
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yes, that's actually honestly, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 13 (36:23):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
That'd be a good way to disarm him, because he
can't be mad at you if you're literally taking what
he's giving you.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
So I admit it. I had too many.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Like a ten am and you can even do a
little wine glass emoji. But I think afterwards, really double
down on the apology, be like seriously though, like I
do sincerely apologize.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
I feel terrible, threw.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
It up and I feel really bad.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
I think a lot of people feel you. But so
you sent the text. Yeah great, So.
Speaker 13 (36:53):
Okay, let's see how this one goes over.
Speaker 8 (36:56):
Is there anyone that everyone on the HA hates?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
You know, sometimes everybody needs a con common enemy or
is it him?
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean if he doesn't like someone, you should say
you wouldn't believe in me my scent about Lois or
you know who?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Brook wants to start like high school drama and keep
the gossip going. You want to talk about somebody.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
There isn't enough drama on these boards anyhow.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
We're trying to put out the flames here.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
So are you seeing anything from him? It's here, it is,
We're getting pops.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
See what we got, She says.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Okay, we got a picture with the flip phone for
some reason.
Speaker 13 (37:42):
In all, honestly, I showed my wife and she kind
of agreed with you.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's a sweet response from him. He's actually coming to
the middle, but I.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
Did not expect that, So don't feel bad. I'm sticking
to bullet points from now on.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
That guy came from the middle finger back to this.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
Yeah, I think this is success definite least.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, and he took your constructive criticism on his long
winded email, so you fix that problem.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
He listened to his wife.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
He's probably so happy he's gonna stop emailing.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Ye oh my, okay. So I feel like at this
point we're good.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You shut up.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Now you need to write it back one more time.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I just say, yeah, I'll be dropping off a bottle
of wine for you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
You should still.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (38:32):
I definitely will do that. Definitely.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Just don't show up already drinking someone. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
I'm not drinking wine. I'm drinking vodka. Okay, So if
you send that, then we're gonna call it good. Okay, Samantha, Okay,
this is a.
Speaker 13 (38:48):
Win win, and I get shorter emails on top of it.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Successful edition of textual Healing. Please nobody else. From Hoa's
text in.
Speaker 12 (39:00):
Jeffrey in the Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Why do I feel like our listeners Samantha and that
dude's wife are gonna instantly hit it off, and they're
gonna hang out and high five each other, and the
wife's gonna start going in on the husband too.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's gonna be why yes, Wednesday's girl.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
Yeah yeah, Oh my god. You think his emails are bad,
At least you don't have to sit through his dumb
slideshow presentations after we get back from a vacation.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
God, well you could tell by how quickly he shrank
away from his middle finger text.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Then he's been beaten down before.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah. Guy, he's trying to clap back at the woman
who's come after him, and he never comes out.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
But you know what, if you want to, I give
you full permission to talk crap about all of us.
If you hit subscribe on the podcast right now, send.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
The link of this podcast to everybody you know and
tell him how terrible it is.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Yeah. That guy jeff too. His voice is so sultry
and masculine.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Ugh, that's not Nobody's in.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Well, whatever insult you want to come.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
Up with.
Speaker 12 (40:04):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
The most unexpected moment at a monster truck rally you'll
ever hear and we have the audio from when it
was caught on camera happening live. I wish plus even
though she didn't mean it to go viral. One woman's
true story about how she met her husband is getting
millions of views and over fifteen million likes. Wow, it's
(40:31):
that crazy. You'll hear those and more coming up in
a brand.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
New TikTok Click Shot.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
We're going to do it right now.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
The US Secretary of Health just made another exciting announcement
declaring all suntan lotions are bad too many chemicals. Instead,
he wants us to protect our skin by rubbing yourself
head to toe with giant globs of woo. TikTok Click
Shot Forever can't penetrate TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed
(41:04):
the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna
get right into your first TikTok Click Shock, which is
out of Bremerton, Washington, where a monster truck rally was
happening recently and a crazy video was caught on camera
by one of the spectators that's gotten over four million views.
So I'm gonna play you the audio of the crowd
(41:24):
freaking out and if you haven't seen this yet. The
monster truck that's the star of the show does this
impressive aerial stunt, but when it lands, one of its
giant tires flies off, bouncing so high it clears the
grand stands, goes out into the parking lot and crushes
a small electric vehicle.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Oh my god, the video is insane. Oh my gosh,
that is exactly what happened.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Luckily nobody was injured. But here's the audio.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Oh my, oh.
Speaker 14 (42:02):
My god, no way, someone's oh my god, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It was like a baseball field where you shouldn't park close.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
I want to make like.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Part of the show, like a clown comes out after
was like can I park here?
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Yeah, that's definitely gonna be used in an All State
Mayhem commercial because he's the giant tire flying off.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
But mon truck.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
But afterwards, the event organizers posted a statement on the incident, saying, actually,
multiple vehicles in the parking lot were damaged and it.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Was freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Say that.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
No, I'm kidding. They're taking steps to reduce similar risks
in the future.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Is your insurance or.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Do you see the stadium or you just talk to
the guy who put the log nuts on because somebody
didn't something right, and.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
He was like, the show's get a little boring.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
We're going That was a TikTok Click shock here next
TikTok it is from a twenty seven year old woman
named Maddie hack Marzick. She's going viral after she casually
mentioned in a video how she met her husband of
seven years.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
W YOUW I love these Let's listen.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
I met my husband while he was hitch hiking. I
was three days into studying abroad in Australia and my
husband was there at a music festival and he had
gone out that night with his friends and he was
on the side of the corner trying to catch an
uber home, but the rates were too high, so they
thought they would just start walking and then try to
hitchhike back to their airbnb. My friend had a little
bit to drink and she encouraged us to just pull over.
(43:35):
I don't really remember that, if I'm being honest, But
then they got in our car and I was driving
a rental car back to our airbnb, which happened to
be in the same direction, and literally like right down
the street, and the.
Speaker 12 (43:47):
Rest is history.
Speaker 15 (43:47):
We went on a date three weeks later, officially in Sydney,
and we just never stopped talking and like fell madly
in Lovey.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You never know what you can find on the side
of the rest.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I don't up every single you know.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Don't forget Australian Music Festival. A lot people naturally.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, that's the thing when you do things in other
countries that you would never do here.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
You only it just feels safer, even though it's not.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
That video got over fifteen million likes, so people really
enjoyed it a lot. A lot of comments came in saying,
how come we've never seen this in a romantic movie
before woman marries hitchhiker and it all turns out great.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I dated a guy who liked a hitchhike. He thought
it was a challenge.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
One time he stood at an exit for over four
hours though, because no one would pick him up.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Yeah, while you were dating.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, did you have to go get about that point then?
Or no? You eventually got a ride?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Oh yeah, Brook would not go pick up the boyfriend.
That was a TikTok click shot and your final.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
TikTok click shot is courtesy of the Oakland A's Broadcasting booth.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
They're just as now.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
For now, for now, they're the Oakland A's while it
still exists.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
They don't have a city attached. That's the whole thing,
because they're playing in Sacramento.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Well whoever they it's weird.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
It's weird when you see him on TV because there's
no ying.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
The main voice of the Athletics is a man named
Chris Carrey, who's the grandson of Harry Carey, the famous
Cubs broadcaster from back in the day. Anyway, Chris recently
had to apologize on social media for making a huge
mistake while calling a recent game.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Oh boy, what happened.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Here's how it sounded when an A's player hit a
three run homer against the Astros. Okay, here it.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
Is one two pitch high in the air, deep to right.
Speaker 7 (45:37):
That ball is foul.
Speaker 9 (45:43):
Oh con That ball was absolutely launched, law dog posing
him up at the dish.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
He knew it off the bat.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
It was just a matter of how far.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Wait, you said he hit it to leftfield.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
So yeactly if you didn't see this. I don't know
if the guy was on his phone or what, but
he called it a foul ball even though it was
clearly fair, like almost in dead center field. It wasn't
even close to a home run, like almost in the
center of the field.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
It was like you must have been watching a replay
from before.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
He didn't seem to know what was going on, so
the other announcer had to step into the broadcast and
correct him and be like, actually, that was a giant
home run.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I was like, why are the players still running?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
And that's the end of the game, folks, and we
go on to the second inning.
Speaker 9 (46:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
So Chris posted his excuse on Twitter, saying, totally lost
the ball in the lights. Unfair to our fans that
I messed it up as badly as I did. This
is completely and totally on me. I wish I could
have it back, but that's baseball. I apologize and I'll
be better tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's so wild, Like why wouldn't she say, oh my god,
it's it's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I can't find it. Where did it go?
Speaker 3 (46:56):
I was like, I was practically a baseball player.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
He's like, I lost it in the live Yeah, I
can't have an error as Sunyes man.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Yeah, maybe do we need to start apologizing on this show?
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Well, I feel like we.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Need to spend all day Fridays saying sorry for what
you heard Monday through Thursday. But we promise we will
be better next week.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Hey, that's a promise we can't keep.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Still nice to say it. Those were your TikTok click
shot stories.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
For the day.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
We got your phones to have coming.
Speaker 12 (47:24):
Up brooking Jeffrey in the Morningnessa is back.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Her record against brook is four and eleven all time,
And funny enough, we called her in the middle of
her camping trip that she's on right now, and she said, sure,
I'll abandon my family in beautiful nature to play.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
A game on the radio, of course.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
And that's the kind of listeners we need on this Shownessa,
welcome back. We need a highlight. Give us one highlight
so far from your camping trip.
Speaker 8 (48:01):
Oh, I guess we'll say, go in at the ocean
with my babe.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
That's how old is your babe.
Speaker 9 (48:07):
She's twenty months now, dude.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
And they just float so easy.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Oh yeah, just let them go and off they tripped.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Sometimes.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Sometimes I play a game where you just toss them
as far as you can't see if they make it back.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, it's like skipping rocks.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
You can't beat Malana if you don't try.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
You go out and didn't part for her, The ocean's calling.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
All right, NESSA, we won't keep you away from your
kids for too long. But here we go.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, one may need you right now to.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Brooks, leaving the studio, thirty seconds on the clock, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat her
outright if you want to win, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (48:49):
Here we go. Your time starts now on this day.
In twenty twelve, what American swimmer broke the record for
most medals won in the Olympic Games? Michael felt Deciduous
trees lose their leads during what season winter fall? Are
there more or less than one hundred rooms in the
White House? More on Superman's chest? What color is the
(49:10):
s red? What social media platform is known for its
for you page Instagram? In eighteen oh three, it was
known as Mousse Napoleon.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
What's the name of this famous building today?
Speaker 6 (49:23):
Salut answers in well done, NESSA, Brook's gonna come back
into the studio, and it says on my screener, ASKINGNESSA
about going back to work. Oh, because a maternity leave.
Why are you going back to work?
Speaker 15 (49:37):
That would be nice.
Speaker 6 (49:39):
You know you don't get two years of maternity leave.
I know Brooke was gone for five years, quit for
a while.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I wasn't even gone for twelve weeks.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
I was going, well, why why are you going back
to work?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Oh no, just like I've been having, you know, camping
trips and weekends away.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
And now I'm I'm in real estate.
Speaker 12 (49:56):
Now.
Speaker 10 (49:56):
I got my license.
Speaker 13 (49:57):
Actually after i'd talk to you guys, he congra.
Speaker 7 (50:01):
Yeah, And I actually thought that's who was calling me.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
That's why she answered.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Gotcha, you can sell me a house.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
For a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (50:11):
Yeah, give me a house.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Maybe you got like a five hundred dollars house line around.
You got yourself a deal, lady.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
No, she'll keep you posting its like it's too sad
to talk about it. All right, Bret Enter, let's move
on to you. Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (50:27):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
Your time starts now. On this day in twenty twelve,
what American swimmer broke the record for most medals won
in the Olympic Games, Michael Phelps. Deciduous trees lose their
leaves during what season the fall? Are there more or
less than one hundred rooms in the White House. Oh
more on Superman's chest. What color is the s.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yellow?
Speaker 5 (50:52):
What social media platform is known for? Its for you page?
Speaker 12 (50:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
TikTok.
Speaker 6 (50:57):
In eighteen oh three, it was known as Moussein Napole.
What's the name of this famous building today?
Speaker 12 (51:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
The three loop?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Two?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Okay, got these answers? He and it's head on over
to the scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.
Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to it.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
I award you no points and may God have mercy
on your soul.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Oh I love that movie. Nessa, you got four correct today,
brock buzzer beater also four.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
I thought this was gonna be your day, Nessa, but
I guess not.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Time does go to the house on these and let's
go over the answers for everybody on this day. In
twenty twelve, Michael Phelps broke the record for most medals
won in the Olympic Games, twenty eight total medals. Deciduous
trees lose their leaves during the winter.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Nessa, you, I want to explain to everybody you would
have won the game if you would have stuck. She
goes winner fall.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Yes, we had so we had to.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
We had to take her fall.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
Answer Fifth, what trees there leaves in the winter deciduous?
Are more or less than one hundred rooms in the
White House? There's actually more one hundred and thirty two.
Superman's s on his chest is red, the background behind
it is yellow.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Dude, it was so hard to like picture it in memory.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
The social media platform known for its for you page
would be TikTok. And the place that was Moussen Napoleon
in eighteen oh three is now called the Louver.
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Napoleon named it after himself.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Because he was totally insane.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
Now nessa was not enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 6 (52:34):
But the good news is just for being here, we're
gonna give you a pair of tickets to see comedians
Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan Jones September twentieth
at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Hey, she really when I go back to swimming with
your daughter in the ocean, Okay, We're go get her
treat wherever she floated off to. We'll be back to
do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (52:56):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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