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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's bringing Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
(00:02):
a full, brand new hour for you of the show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Thank you so much for being here. We got a
poor woman who got scammed.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, and you know what, so does my husband every
time Ahl and Marketer calls him, like, seriously, what is
his problem? Honestly, I walked in the house that one
day and he was like, what, I'm wanted by the FBI?
And he tells me, how do you know.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's not real?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm like you, He goes, They're about to transfer me
over to the Social Security Office. I swear he's not
a seventy eight year old maya three states. Okay uh,
And we got a brand new Awkward Tuesday trivia for you.
But of course we love to start with your amazing comments.
Thank you so much for leaving them. Let's us what's
(00:52):
some of your favorites. I saw one from Schmidt who said,
I love y'all so much that I got a poster
cutout of Jeffrey and I have so many show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Is it legal to get a poster cut.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Out of just a random person, especially when Jeffrey would
love it? We need pictures, photos, and you can always.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Find us on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
African Jeffrey, please shag us.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just so many questions to be answered.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, your full show starts right now.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
We always talk about how technology has improved our lives.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, but it's also made it a lot harder for
people to cheat on their spouses in the morning.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Maybe Bold gave people a lot more options.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I don't know why I'm saying it like it's
a bad thing, but it is a little unnerving when
your possessions snitch on you.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh okay, we got a smart fridge out in a
cheating husband.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Let's go almost kind of like what happened recently in
the UK when a woman figured out that her husband
was cheating on her thanks to his loose lipped toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Toothbrush turned on them.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Wait, they a talking toothbrushes in the UK.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
This lady was trying to improve her children's brushing habits
by getting everybody smart toothbrushes that has an app to
monitor when you use it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I have that for my kids and it plays a
little game. Yeah, and it'll up and down, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Like you're suspicious of your husband, Nobody gives.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Him little rewards and they get like different little avatars
for their little toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Dude, look, I'm a video game streamer. That sounds like
a fun game.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You would well.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
This lady noticed that one brush was getting used at
weird times of the day when her kids were supposed
to be at school and her husband was supposed to
be at work.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That she thought, if.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
He's leaving for work at eight thirty in the morning,
why does his toothbrush say he's back home brushing two
hours later?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I would think it was just a weird technology glitch.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It just kept on.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It turns out he'd been having an affair with a
coworker right in the family home, thinking nobody would be
there to catch.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Him sharing his toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I know he's brushing his own teeth after he's done.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Literally, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
But that toothbrush wasn't going to stay quiet despite its
noise canceling technology. It spoke out and it thought, I'm
going to destroy this marriage.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The toothbrush is the one.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That brought The tooth brush is the hero.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I can't trust anything anymore, not your toasters, not your toothbrushes,
your room bus, not even your smart self cleaning cat.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Litter boxes.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I was not your cheat and spouse in that list
of things you get.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I don't even trust this microphone in front of me.
I'm a feeling it's listening to everything I'm saying, probably
recording it so we could turn on me during.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
The shock collar question of the day. So Ashton, turn
off my microphone.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I am not gonna help you.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Well, Jake reads the question.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, turn it off.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't want to be hurt.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
I know it's been twenty four hours, but I'm still
not happy saying something.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I'm not happy either, Jake.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Yesterday, when I queezed you on popular grocery store products,
asking about the real ingredients inside them, everybody got their answers,
right Yeah. And if you all look smart and knowledgeable,
then I'm clearly not doing my job. So this time around,
I'm gonna make things way harder.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
A threat.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I'm gonna give you food items that sound like they're
real but they're crammed with fake stuff, and other products
that sound like they're full of artificial crap, but they're
actually packed with healthy nutrients.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh god. Threat, And we're gonna do another.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
More or less edition of plenty of twenty My God.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I've never had such an aggressive healths.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
All right, buffoons, you say at number one for twenty,
I'll tell you about a pot the grocery store product.
You just have to say if it contains more or
less than fifty percent real ingredients. We'll start with the
woman who is rocking less than fifty percent of her
natural hair color today, shaxes. Yeah, I'm doing mean stuff today.
How about a number number six. Your food product is
(05:19):
chicken McNuggets. Would you say just one McNugget is more
or less than fifty percent real chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know, considering I've got chicken tenders three days
this week for lunch and twice for dinner. I mean,
I hope it's more. That's all I had in the
house is frozen chicken nuggets.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
Oh yes, Food Alexis says more, Big Alexes. They're now
made with white, boneless chicken breast as the main ingredient.
Pre two thousand and three, they were using more skin
in filler.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, that was when it was good. Yeah, half back, Broke,
it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Six is off the board, all right, give me twelve
twelve brook.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Your food product is something called I can't believe it's
not butter. Is it more or less than fifty percent
real butter?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh? My god, I was totally into this. It was
like I was a teenager and it's like, not gonna
eat any fat ever I got.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We got the spray one O.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
My mom is growing up too.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, we would use it all the time too, but
not for eating. For massages.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Gross, really really.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Good, which is why Fabio was the spokesperson.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now it's coming full circle. I don't think it was butter.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I think that it was mergarin, which is made out
of oil, So I'm gonna say less.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Yes, correct, it contains zero percent butter, vegetable oils, flavorings,
and something called water.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, it sounds unhealthy.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Hose your product is Hershey's chocolate syrup. Is it more
or less than fifty percent real cocoat?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
I assume their syrup is literally just the melted chocolate
with some more oil or something added.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, but do you even think Hershe's chocolate is more
than fifty percent cocoa?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Like when you think about dark chalk.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm a chocolate expert.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, she's right, it's a dark or dark chocolate
is higher percent of of cocoa.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
The syrup looks dark.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
But does it taste like cocoa?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Does it taste dark?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
It's dark, So I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Is more Jose says more than fifty percent real cocoa
and Hershey' chocolate syrup. Yeah, said dynamite answer Jose.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I never thought that would be right.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I might think it's mostly corn syrup and cocoa flavoring.
It's actually more than fifty percent real cocoa and sugar
contains genuine cocoa and sugar is the main ingredients, with
water and preservatives. As the second team.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Makes it more like.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Two days seven straight correct answers, we know our foods.
I am dying inside slowly more than usual, Jeffrey. And
so we move on to you for this answer six
twelve and three year off the board nineteen. Your product
is craft parmesan cheese. Is it more or less than
fifty percent real parmesan cheese?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Is so good even though it looks like sawdust.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
But sawdust, yeah, isn't that the thing that I thought?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
There was a whole study that they did on parmesan cheese.
The ones that are like pregraded in the bags are
like talking about Yeah, it's like mostly paper and wood.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
W Yeah, spiders.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Why can you keep it in the cupboard?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Why does it not have to be fridge?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I keep mine in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm not talking about actual parmesan cheese. He's talking about
the craft I don't want. They probably didn't have that.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, no, there's there's no way that there's any real
cheese in that. I'm saying less.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Jeffrey says less than fifty real parmesan in the craft dust.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
There is more.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
It's actually over ninetysan cheese with a little cellulose powder
are in some preservatives. The bumper, Jeffrey, you made my
day getting that wrong, which means eight. I'm safe after
today's up to empty.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I knew that this microphone was going to turn against me,
and it came through to bring me down.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Jake fans were going nuts on the text.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Board them I'm getting shocked while singing in the club
by fifty cents. Yeah you are, go shouty, it's your birthday.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
We go body like is your birthday? Were gonna sip
bacatdy like is your birthday?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
And you know we don't give up because it's your body.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's your Oh I love that.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Shot collar question of the day. We got your phone
tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
We know all professional athletes are subject to random drug testing. Okay,
when you're at the top of your game, people start
to wonder is that all natural talent or is that
performance enhanced?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Like no one can jump that high. Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We've begat a lot of listeners lately asking questions about
Brook and in her trivia, wondering if she might be
taking brain roids.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It's a thing which is let's as quick give me
your urine too.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Late, because I, without going into details, already covertly collected
a urine sin.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
When I saw the results are in.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
They came back one hundred percent positive for bathtub wine
and four different types of beaver tranquilized.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
But it didn't get the muskrats.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It didn't pick up that.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
But hey, since we work in radio, none of those
qualify as banned substances.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
So fast, clean, and.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Fully cleared to participate in another round of trivia, it's
coming up.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Fever tranquilizer for everyone.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
We'll do it right now. Got a new player named
Joe on with.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Us today, you little baby boys.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
He is on paternity league right now with a six
month old baby boy. Brooke, are you ready to take
on a very well rested Joe today?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yep, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Joe. How you doing, man, I'm good.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
Yeah, I'll tell you this. Sixteen weeks. It sounds like
a long vacation, but it's not easy.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh, it's so funny, like what did you and your
wife kind of alter maternity and paternity so that we did?
Speaker 11 (11:47):
Yeah, so she took the first sixteen. Now I'm on sixteen,
so she's working. I'm taking walks and giving bottles.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Started walking.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's the best way to do it. Yeah, the baby's walking.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Babies are way easier to raise than everybody says.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Right, you give your poop bags on those ways.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You gotta pick up after the city, man, I'm sure
Joe's on top of that.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Good dad, Joe.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No, that's great man.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Brook's gonna leave the studio so we can get to
the game.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Here.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
The baby's there.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, if the baby wants to throw in an answer
to we'll accept that.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
But yeah, accept that, Joe.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Let's get started. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
On this day in nineteen ninety two, the President of
the United States played what instrument on the Arsenio Hall Show.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
What do you call a baby? Cow?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
A cat?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Which company was founded first? Apple or Microsoft?
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Apple?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
What European country is famous for its tulips and windmills?
Tell Jium what does the why stand for?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
In What I FI?
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Wireless?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
In Star Wars? What color lightsaber does Darth Vader have?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Red?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Good answer, Joe.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Joe.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Well, Don Brook's gonna come back into the studio here
and this summer, Joe says, he plans on taking that
baby out to the lake and seeing if he can
teach him how to water.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Maybe that wake surfing? That's always fun.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, sick, he'll catch you. It's so light, I'll catch you.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, think about that.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Sorry, I assumed it was to teach him to water ski.
Was that on the plane?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Yeah? Yeah, okayping my chest?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, just trap him.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
My dad started me when I was way too young,
and he just tied a rope in between my skis
so that they wouldn't fly apart.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh, yeah, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, yeah, way.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Seven eight months old at that time.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Were like four.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But yeah, what a visual. Now your turn? Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Your time starts now on this day in nineteen ninety
to the President of the United States played what instrument
on the Arsenio.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hall Show saxophone?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
What do you call a baby cow a calf? Which
company was founded first? Apple or Microsoft?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Microsoft?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
What European country is famous for its tulips and windmills?
What does the y stand for in wi Fi?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Your in Star Wars? What? What color lightsaber does?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What color lightsaber?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
A red one?
Speaker 8 (14:34):
What?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Why?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And Wi Fi?
Speaker 7 (14:37):
What is?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
There's a why in the word wi Fi? It's w
y f I?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
What is the why? Five?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Why don't you ask you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
For the later letter?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And I'm like, well, there's no letter?
Speaker 8 (14:48):
Why stand for?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Then your logic?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Now, why don't you say?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
What does a w I stand for in Wi Fi?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Let's go to the scoreboard with you'll have dang Lakota
ran in concerts everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I haven't seen Lakota ran in concert anywhere? Show you
got three? Correct?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Today?
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, good work Joe and Brook. You got five.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Man, it was not enough to beat Brooke today. Sorry
about that, Joe. Let's go over the answers On this day.
In nineteen ninety two, the president of the United States
was Bill Clinton and he played the saxophone on the
Arsenio Hall show Wow Now infamous clip.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
What do you call a baby cow? You call it
dinner or we would have accepted.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Lunch too.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
You can have a count for lunch, but we were
looking for the word calf. The company that came first,
Apple or Microsoft. Microsoft was first in nineteen seventy five.
Apple came the next year barely. The European country famous
for tulips and windmills is the Netherlands. The why in
Wi Fi stands for wireless.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh yeah, he said why and Wi Fi Joe got it, so.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
He wasn't confused.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
And in Star Wars, Darth Vader's lightsaber is the color red. Yeah, so, Joe,
I'm sorry it was not quite enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
But just for playing, we.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are going to give you a twenty five dollars Disney
gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme park or
online in the Disney store.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
What's your favorite part of being a stay at home
dad right now?
Speaker 11 (16:25):
Oh wow, not the diapers, but being a stay at
home dad in the summertime. Beautiful weather. I think I
got the bed end of the deal than my wife.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Answer had absolutely nothing to do with the child.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I never realized how much shade you had to look
for when you've got babies.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, this summer, there's shade seekers for sure.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Baby water skime with.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
An American flag behind it.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Joey, you have father yet.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Hey, Joe, come back and play again soon.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
All right? Thank you, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I don't want to say nice things about scammers.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh good, don't.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Well, but you got to admit they're getting more creative.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It's not just opposed princes of African countries calling you anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Now they'll say you're wanted by the FBI unless you
pay us two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
My husband falls for it every time.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Your cell phone plan will be canceled unless we get
access to your stock portfolio.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
That makes sense, Horizon, give us all your share.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They'll even text you from your mom's phone number, asking
about what's your Thanksgiving plans, and it's your grandma's birthday
and you should call her.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
That's actually your fallen for scammer. Whatever country is, it
is creative.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
And one woman is embarrassed by the clever trick that
she fell for and it cost her company thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Wow, she said, it.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Seemed really believable, and she wants to warn everyone, do
not fall for this. You're gonna hear it in a
brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Confession. I can't take back ol arm.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Mouse speak text.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
To seventy eighty five ninety two says, whenever I drop
off clothes at the clothing bank, for some reason, I
do it quickly, like I'm disposing of a body, hop
back into the car and speed off.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
For some reason.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
I agree with that.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, rare times I do. It's just like, okay, let's
get out.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Of here, so I wait for my receipt.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I want everybody to.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
See that I'm being charitable over here.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Hello, my name is Brooke Fox.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
About getting rid of your old crap.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's cheery.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Well here.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The good news is you can do your confessions quick
and dirty on the mass speaker. Get in, Get out
and get on with your life. And we have a
woman today who wants to come clean about something. She's
chosen to go by the name Monica today. So Monica,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Hello, we'll take.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
All of your old disc cards you want to get
rid of.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Okay, however you want to do it quick and dirty
or long and drawn out, we're ready. Voice changers on.
You are the mass speaker, So let's hear your confession.
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Well, to start, I own a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's always interesting when business owners don't want to out
themselves and promote the restaurant.
Speaker 12 (19:32):
Yeah, well, I'm really embarrassed about what happened.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Did you ask Jose to do a food review and
he kept moaning in.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
The entire time?
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Yeah, that would have been much better than what happened.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Wait a minute, I.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
Sell through this weird scam?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh no, man, what happened?
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (19:56):
I'm glad you're hiding my voice because my employees don't.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Know, oh that they're about to be out of work
because the restaurant's going under.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
What was it?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Well, let me just tell it.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
You'll see.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
So this happened a few months ago. I get a
call from a guy who says he wants to rent
out our restaurant for the afternoon. Okay, he's pretty normal, right.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, they want to throw an event. I mean, I
assume you would obviously be the caterer.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah, right, exactly. So he wanted to celebrate his wife
surprise to be his birthday.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
You bro, if your husband tried to do something, yeah, okay,
maybe it's coming up in the future.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Shut everything coming up for all of us in the future.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
On.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
So I'm like, oh, great, perfect, And then they tell me,
because this party is at your establishment, the band has
to be paid through you, and I'll reimburse you. So
like the person renting would reimburse us.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Heard of that before, hurt.
Speaker 12 (21:02):
And they say, because that way, it looks legit to
the band, like a real venue, is what they said.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Okay, I guess that makes sense in a way, Like
if they're booking a big name band or you know,
a professional whatever, they want to make sure that they're
getting hired for a real event.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Right, I can kind of see that.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
So you agreed to it, yes, So they tell me
that I just need to wire them three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, is my fake idea.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yes, that's what anyone says.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You need to wire the money and it is red
flag city.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Oh so I wire over the three grand and never
hear from them again. I tried calling them as the
date approaches, nor response. Of course, I thought there was
a misunderstanding or miscommunication, maybe the wrong date.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Maybe the band broke up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Sometimes, you know, one guy in the band thinks that
he's too big for himself and he starts to go out.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
On his own.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
So the whole birthday party was canceled.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Harry Styles rounded for you.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
When did you realize that there wasn't going to be a.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Party when they weren't responding to me. I went out
of my way to then research the band, which was
I think called like Electric Waffle or something.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
From but they existed.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, anything sucks, Just like you wired the money, you
can't even like talk to your bank about Yeah.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
So basically, a couple of weeks later, I get a
call from some other person. Yes, and this other person
is telling me that they want to rent out our
space for a wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, and they want me on Pancake to play.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
Well, so they say, just one problem. The band says
that they need the money wired to.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
I bet this one's legit.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
This time we're paying full cat.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Yeah, so I didn't fall for it that, but now, okay,
like every month from a random person trying.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
To pull this exact Yeah, well they know you'll fall
for it. Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
It's also kind of funny to think there's like a
whole line up a band's dying to play at her restaurant.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
One time started Maroon five. Sounds like it's a prank.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
No, okay, Billy, I last right, that doesn't even sound real.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
My thought is like, either word got out that I'm
a sucker. There's a lot of people out there doing this,
I guess to a bunch of restaurants, and I think
there's like.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Some sort of scammer Excel spreadsheet where your name got
put on it with the market.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
So I just wanted to take this opportune to say,
if you are a restaurant owner or a venue owner,
don't fall for this.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Just anybody, don't wire money to.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I don't know if i'd wire money to people I
do know.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, none of us are getting money from Brook.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'm sorry that happened to you, Monica, but thank you
for confessing and getting the message job and text into
seventy five nine too. If you have a confession you've
been holding on to, we can hyd your identity, mask
your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Phone tabs coming out brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's been
actively looking for a job, and over the last few
months he's attended multiple job fairs filling out random forms
and applications.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Well, now, great news he's finally getting a callback. Bad news,
it's not for an actual job. It's for an exchange
student who just showed up into town and is waiting
for him.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Hello, Hi, is this Ricky.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Speaking? Who's this?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
This is Tonya Feldspar calling from the International Exchange Alliance.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
I'm not interested, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh no, no, no sorry, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm
with the International Exchange Alliance. I'm just checking in because
your exchange student still hasn't been picked up.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
My exchange student.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, your student, Jarka arrived this morning from Slovbia. He's
been at the bus station for over two hours now.
H it's a long wait.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
I didn't sign up for an exchange student.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well you did, silly.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
We have the online confirmation right here. You were at
the job fair in March when you checked the box
that said I'm open to cultural disruption.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Cultural you remember that.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I mean I definitely went and applied for a bunch
of jobs there.
Speaker 11 (26:02):
It is.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If you don't remember specifically, don't worry. Everybody gets a
mulligan once in a while. Wait, and I picked up
Jerka myself. He's here with me. Say Hi, Jarca.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Hell, Hell Helleu, Hi, high five to your mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That is so cute. He's still working on his English.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm sure you're going to be able to help him.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
There, Ricky, I'm really not sure what's going on.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I never signed up for any of this.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's okay, as ohs to have gold feet in the beginning.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
It's it's definitely not that I.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Don't you listen. I'm sure that you two are going
to hit it off. Let me hand the phone over
to Jarka again so you could bond.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
No, No, I definitely don't need to talk to him, Helleu, Jarka,
I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
And there's been a vast misunderstanding here.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
I bring you milk from Clouds.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Do me a favorite?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Yes, cloud milk.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
Put that other lady back on the phone.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Please, it's okay, Jarka. You just keep talking.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
It's all guy. I hope y'are holma smell like my
uncle's death.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's deep. You know that isn't enough for right now?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Wow, thanks Milk of Clouds.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Your english is improving. He is just so charming, isn't he.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I'm proud of Jarka and his improving English. But I
don't think you're understanding this. I cannot take care of
an exchange student.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
I'm looking for works it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
The forms have been filled out. You do need to
pick him up in the next hour.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
He's already eaten half a bag of uncooked oats and
started to sing in slow verbion.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
That's wonderful, but it's beard.
Speaker 15 (28:10):
I fall the sharty. It's your birthday. We are going
at the birthday like it's a birthday party.
Speaker 14 (28:21):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
This is what it's all about, sharing cultures. Isn't that great?
Speaker 11 (28:27):
What is happening right now?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'll tell you what's happening. Jarka has a very important
question that he wants to ask you. Ricky. No, no,
no is my question.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
Can you put the other lady back on the phone?
I gotta talk to her?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Do you hams strong sailing beams.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I what he said, strong ceiling beams.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
I bring hammock.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's right, hammock a hammock in my.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Dol rebibatl No, no, no, his little therapy beatle. It's adorable.
Speaker 13 (29:02):
It might.
Speaker 9 (29:03):
I don't need any of that.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, actually, what you do need is, like I said,
you need to be here in the next hour. Otherwise
we do legally have to drop him off at your
place in a diplomatic crate.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
You're this man in a crate. I slip walk with
the FARCs.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Do not be alarm.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Your other option it doesn't have to be crazy. He
could also just stay with me and prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's option B.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
A phone tap the cloud phone ring your show, brook
and Jeffrey speaking.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, okay. What he's saying is he's actually jose and
I'm Brooks and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing
a phone tap on you. Your mom, Michelle set you up.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, she said, you've been looking for a job and
you know she's proud of you.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
Oh my god, get the rich or di trying mother.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
You're doing well, Bud.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
That's better than my real English brother.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
The week up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
You see it in TV shows and movies, but it's
true in real life. Sometimes neighbors, even if they get along,
can get on each other's nerves.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, oh yeah, my neighbor trying to fight me.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Remember a couple of times I.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Think, yeah, yeah, especially bad when they decide to shut
the blinds on that one window where your telescope's pointed at. Yeah,
come on, Norman happened to the fun Norman. But one
of our listeners is dealing with a different kind of
neighbor drama, and I can honestly say we have never
had to give advice quite like this before. You're gonna
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hear why in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call
right after this.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
We've all had to deal with annoying neighbors before. Oh yeah,
it's possible. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Like, Brook, remember when your next door neighbor wouldn't sell
you his childhood home after you offered severely lower than market.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Value and has the gold still live there?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I know, wow, even.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
After you had your daughter plant termites underneath his front
porch and reported into the city Nest.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
But yeah, I know, what a jerk.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
But one of our listeners is having neighbor problems too,
and apparently it's bad enough where he emailed the show
about it.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
So Craig, welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey Studios. How
you doing, I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Okay, sound down, man.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Before we get into this and waste time. We know
how the termite thing works out. We can send Brooks
daer over your.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Neighbor you like.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
That's always an option for us. But tell us what's
going on with you in this neighbor.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Well, I tried to talk to this person a few times.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Okay, biggest mistake.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
You tried.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
The reason.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
I tried. But they've been a base of really really
and I'm really bad with the confrontation that you can tell.
You know, I need help, I really need help.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Okay, Okay, So give us a little bit of details.
About like, what specifically is going on between you and
this problematic neighbor and their name.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
There's a couple and the lady name is Danny.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, but the neighbors are a couple.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
I have a problem with both of them, okay, And
I'm not getting through to the guys. So now I
figured that now I have to move to the wife.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
And not always.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
That is not always.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
So what is the root of the problem.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Well, one of the problems they keep borrowing stuff and
they don't return it.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Ye give us an example, like what's the most expensive
thing that they still have of yours?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
They have a humidifier that I have. I have one
in every room in my house. It just makes the
air quality.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
So much better.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's a weird thing, Yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
But they asked to borrow it, and like I said,
I don't like confrontation.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So I was like, okay, Well, if I saw a
guy had one in every room of the house, I'd
be like, yo, let me get one of these tens.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Does it really make that big of a difference.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Sometimes, when you lent it to him, did you tell
him when you needed it back?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:35):
I didn't. The problem I figured that he'll use it
for a day or two, But every time I confront
him about it, he says, oh, let me use it
for a couple more days. A couple more days, and
it's been a.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
While right now, okay, cause you have you have one
room in your house.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
It's very dry, I hear you.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
So is it just the humidifiers?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
They borrow every received. They borrow my tools, they borrow dishes,
They have borrowed my lawn, cheers.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
They borrowed your weird things.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
She borrowed my wife for a week.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
What are you saying? Yes, every time they ask for something.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Well, here the thing these neighbors like, they live in
shoe houses down you know, we have game night I
when we're close, we go out the restaurants. We have
a good relationship. Okay, it's good.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh so you have been friends? Got it?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And you just need our advice to what call them
and set some boundaries here, How can we help you.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
I'm not really worried about what to say. I think
I have an idea how to approach it. My problem
is I have this thing that happens whenever I get
nervous in a tense situation, my voice kind of gets
it gets high.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
And I can't control it.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Your voice, your voice goes high, like high pitched.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yeah, it just did it. I'm sorry it gets high.
I can and I really don't want that to happen.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's got to be so frustrating.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Honestly, it's like, yes, every time I try to confront
somebody or have big emotions, I cried. No matter what
my feelings are, it's not the message I want to
be sending. So I get where you're coming from. Why
are we calling just the wife though, not that he
already tried.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
I tried with the husband and he's not getting anywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I'm guessing your voice got real high when you were
Was that like a.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Quick convo with the husband or how did that go down?
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Well, it didn't work out well because my boys got
kind and well it got high and the husband started laughing.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
At me and.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Rible, you're a really weird part that my friend. We
hang out with these guys all the time.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Oh god, okay, gotcha know they know they can get
away with you.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
So you need advice on how to have your voice
not go high when you're asking this lady Danny to
get your stuff back from her.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
You wanted to come across strong and powerful.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Let's get the voice change your jabs.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Because we'd have to lower her voice.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Also, I feel for you, man, I do.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
I appreciate it, but I need help to stay firm,
stay strong, to get my stuff back.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
You're one of those people that's like, give me my
stuff back, and they're like not right now, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, Alexis is classically good at bound and I'll do
the notes from a therapist. I mean, I can help you.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
And there's a lot of gentlemen out there who have
trouble staying firms, So don't worry about that. We will
come back with some advice for you.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Can I talk about this what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, I hope you're a kidding with that because that
voice is pretty high.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah, wait a minute, is that a joke.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
I was just having fun there.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, I thought that was actually really funny.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, we'll call that the worst case scenario.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
We'll come back with our advice for you to let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
It's an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
We're in the middle of an awkward Tuesday phone call
with one of our listeners, Craig, who's nervous to ask
his neighbor to return some of the items that she's
borrowed from his house lately. The thing is they're actually friends. Yeah,
Craig and his wife hang out with this woman and
her husband all the time. The thing that's making him
nervous is sometimes during tense situations, during conflicts, his voice
(37:17):
accidentally gets really high.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, he can't frustrating. That would be so frustrating.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, it already happened when he spoke to the husband
about this situation. So now he wants to try again
with the wife this time. But how do we help
him stop his voice from going crazy?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Brook? What's your advice for Craig here?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I actually feel you because, like I said, I cry
at every emotion, even just intense emotions. And now what
I do, because it can just really get in the
way of things, is I have to go in thinking
I'm someone else. It's almost like I'm playing a role,
you know. It's almost like I remove myself from the situation.
Does that make sense, Crazy Paltrow, in your.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Head, what deep voiced person should he imagine himself being.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I've thought about this. Have you seen the movie Aladdin?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
What you've seen the movie Aladdine?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Stop it about James Earl Jones.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
James, no, no, listen. You need a little more evil
than James Earl Jones because you got to be tough.
So you need to go in thinking you're Jafar. Okay,
you are Jaffore setting your boundaries like that's a guy
who's good at boundaries.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Shoulder voices.
Speaker 7 (38:32):
That's a good one. That's a good one. I agree,
that's a good one.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
The scratching. Do you have advice?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
I like that, But I don't want you to back
down no matter what happens.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
So if your voice starts getting high, stay strong.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
You can still be up here and be intimidating.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
You can still yelling people in a high voice.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
But he walks away, laughing.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Oh I'm scared. Not for the reason that you think.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
But we're calling a wife, right, yes, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, okay,
don't back down.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I'll stay strong. I'll stay strong. I'll stay strong.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Oa.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Good advice from Jose never stopped talking even when people watch.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
So here we go.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
I'm in the dial, Danny for you, your neighbor. Let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. We'll step in
if we feel like you need help.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, good luck, don't be embarrassed like weird stuff happens
to all of us.
Speaker 7 (39:26):
Yeah, I'm just glad you guys are oh my side,
got you.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
You got this Jafar agraba will be yours.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
I've got it.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Right now.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
Hello, Danny, what's up? It's Craig.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
Oh hikay, it's not your normal number.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
I didn't know you. Sorry, how are you?
Speaker 7 (39:59):
I'm doing great? Cool?
Speaker 14 (40:02):
Oh, Brian and I were just talking about getting together
again if you wanted to get your schedule.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh yeah, oh man, we had amazing dinner outback the
other night.
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (40:12):
Even said that her onion was you know what I'm
talking about, and she said her onion was blooming like literally.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
It's not out of my nose.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
So so classic.
Speaker 14 (40:25):
No, yeah, we we have to definitely go again.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
But what's up.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
So you know when you guys were over here or
on game night last year?
Speaker 14 (40:37):
Okay, yeah, are you okay?
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Yes, you guys you borrowed a couch, sorry couch?
Speaker 14 (40:53):
What are you okay?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. But regards to the cushion.
Speaker 14 (41:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, No, we're still testing it because,
like I said, on it and Brian sat on it,
but like we even had a dog sent on it.
But we just I think we need like probably just
like one more week.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Yeah look sorry, that's not gonna work for me. I
need it back tonight.
Speaker 14 (41:18):
Yes, why you need it tonight?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Like literally?
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Well, well, because we're going to watch a movie on
the couch and I keep sitting.
Speaker 8 (41:28):
In a hole.
Speaker 14 (41:30):
Can you just like watching it in your bed? Like
you guys have a TV in your bedroom which is
way more cozy. Like, I don't get why you would
need this pillow back tonight.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
No, no, listen, this needs to stop. We've been letting
you borrow so many things. The humidified, the tool, the cushions,
a little corn cop holders.
Speaker 14 (41:50):
We definitely threw those out first of all, so I'm sorry,
but what you slew them out? Would you do that
their crap? I don't know, but they weren't yours?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Who oh my god, you're doing amazing?
Speaker 7 (42:11):
Yeah what thank you?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Is?
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I think you're referring to us and our voices, Danny,
because we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning and you're on it.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Oh my god, good morning.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
You have that man's couch cushion in your house right now, just.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
One of them.
Speaker 14 (42:32):
He said, we could borrow it. I don't like.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Why why would you not just go sit on his
couch and try it out? Why would you need to
take his cushion?
Speaker 14 (42:42):
I asked, and he said okay, and it was no
big deal, and so I didn't think twice about it.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
It is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Can't be on their couch comfortably?
Speaker 7 (42:51):
It was one pillow, it was, and my corn tabholders.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I mean, do you see that there's like a pattern
here that is a little frustrating Danny, of you borrowing
things and not returning them.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I think that's what he's trying to get at.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
You're acting like I'm hearing it, though, like no, I'm
asking permission for everything, and he's aware that I'm doing.
He is the one saying, yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, but you're abusing his kindness. You're abusing his like neighborliness.
Speaker 14 (43:24):
Okay, we are neighbors. We share things with each other.
I would give him anything. He's just never asked to
borrow something of mine.
Speaker 16 (43:29):
Okay, Well, he's always taking mind and that's the reason
that he's called us for help today, Danny, is because
Craig has a little bit of an issue with asking
for things back.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
He doesn't well, yeah, so he was hoping you'd be
understanding for like why he has a difficult time asking
you that.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Apparently he asked your husband and your husband just laughed
at him because of his voice.
Speaker 14 (43:54):
That's not fair, are we like not all adults?
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I don't.
Speaker 14 (43:58):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I think an adult, an adult thing to do would
be to honor his request to get his stuff back.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
You have as humidifier, Danny, we know, and a bunch
of other very.
Speaker 14 (44:11):
Cry yeah, I will give back all the things. And
the next time, Craig, you can just say it to
my face instead of getting a trashy radio show to
call out.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
She did nail us. We are pretty yes, Danny.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
He did ask you multiple times before you knew we
were here.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
And you know, Brooks starting to cry. She's getting emotional.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
It's not a fair assessment.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Okay, Danny. Today, today we would like you to give
him some stuff back.
Speaker 14 (44:46):
I will give back the stuff today. I will be
at your place at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I just you know, he said really nice things about
you and your husband and about what great friends you are.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
We are friends, which is why it's so weird. That's
like whatever. I think it's really strange.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Okay, but the us laughed at he laughed at me.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Okay, but what would Jafar say in this situation.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Craig, he should not have laughed at me and walked
away and give me my corn holding back.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Of Jafar, oh Man.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
You better buy his new cornwolders, Danny.
Speaker 14 (45:22):
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
I don't know who Jafar is, all right.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
I think we got our point across. I think we've
achieved what we came to achieve.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You know what, Craig, you should be really proud of
yourself for the way you handled that confrontation.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I thought you did great.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Your voice didn't really peak once.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Sometimes in life, in order to come out ahead, he
gotta play a little dirty. So did today's caller specifically
ask me to spike Brooks coffee with a powerful laxative
this morning? I can't say, but I do have a
weird feeling Brook's going to be sprinting out of this
studio in about forty five to fifty seconds.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So just who do I got to think?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
For the no bloat situation today?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
You should say, Valerie, who is on the phone ready
to take you on? Brook Valerie, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (46:26):
I'm good?
Speaker 9 (46:27):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Guys saying, oh you sound like a nice person. You
devious sinister woman?
Speaker 5 (46:34):
Valerie? You own what is this? An apothecary? That's where
what do they do with apothecaries?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
They do drugs?
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Yeah, herbal medicine.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's what are you doing around? Herbal medicine?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Oh there might be some herbs and medicine in your
coffee this morning, Brooks.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So why don't you Yeah, I'm rushing out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
There she goes, sprinting out of the studio to do
her thing. So we can get to the game here,
Valerie thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
If you don't know when, just say pass. But you
have to beat broke out right if you want to win?
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (47:08):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Good luck? Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
Today is World's Bicycle Day and in the bike race
Tour de France. After each stage, the leader wears what
color jersey? Yillip, Who's the only person that has remained
in the top ten richest men in the world for
the last thirty years. The shoe brand Converse is owned
by what other shoe company?
Speaker 11 (47:34):
Adit it?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
What is the name of Luke Skywalker's father? In what
winter sport? Do they use? Brooms and stones?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Valerie?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Valerie, Either you're really good at splitting your voice into
two different people, or maybe it sounds like you have
help going on behind you.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Is that true? Oh? No, I'm at the airport about
your border planes.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
So oh is the place boarding it is?
Speaker 12 (48:01):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (48:02):
God, well, let's hurry.
Speaker 11 (48:04):
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
She's holding a plane from taking off right now so
she can finish the game.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, for sure, are you sitting and coach?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
In fact, Valerie is probably heading off to do one
of her summer plans right now. Because our producer asked
her about that. She said she wants to check off
a few national parks. How many parks do you want
to hit?
Speaker 14 (48:35):
Well, so my kids have like a check off list,
so I'm hoping like five or six nice suits.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
You what's your first one you want to go to?
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Well, we are, you know, native to Washington, so we're
going to head down to the Olympics and then check
out the whole rainforest first.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
It's funny man, adult.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Man.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
That's really ambitious to six national parks all in one summer.
Good for you, Valerie, Now Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Today is World's Bicycle Day and in the bike race
Tour de France. After each stage, the leader wears what
color jersey?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yellow?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
Who is the only person that has remained in the
top ten richest men in the world.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
For the last thirty years, Warren Buffett.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
The shoe brand Converse is owned by what other shoe company?
What is the name of Luke Skywalker's father?
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Dress Vader?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
In what winter sport? Do they use? Brooms and stones?
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Curling?
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Apple's virtual assistant is named what series? Brook felt like
she was on her game. Let's go to the scoreboard
to see how you both did with Jose Nothing.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Says Rolls.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Valerie got four.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Correct, that's really good.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
Valerie, good score.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
And she boarded the plane.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Turn your phone off, Rock, he was a close one.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Vallery got four.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
And you five?
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Just edge you out there, Valerie, I'm sorry, but let's
go over the answers for everybody. It's World Bicycle Day.
In the bike race Tour de France. After each stage,
the leader of the race have to wear a yellow jersey.
There's twenty one different stages that last over about twenty
three days.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I only remember that because of the documentary about Lance Armstrong,
and I could picture him wearing yellow.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
And he always wore yellow white. That was his color.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
I don't know, Bragget always yeah.
Speaker 12 (50:32):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
The only person who's remained Sorry, the only man who
has remained in the top ten richest men in the
world for the last thirty years is Warren Buffett.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
He's worth almost on hundred and thwy. Well Brook is
in the top oh ten. Oh god, she's a woman.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Good old war Yeah, buddy, we hang out all the time.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
The shoe brand, Converse, is owned by Nike. Oh, I
didn't know that Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader or
Anakin Skywalker. In the winter, sport that uses brooms and
stones would be the sport of curling, and Apple's virtual
assistant is Sirie. Said Valerie. I'm sorry, it just wasn't
quite enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
But the good news is just for playing you get
more reason not to get an iPhone. That's fine, But
just for.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Being here, we're gonna give you a pair of tickets
to see the Seattle Mariners take on the Cleveland Guardians
on June fifteenth at Tea Mobile Park.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Oh fun.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Too bad it's not at a national park.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, or their team mobile national part or if they.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
Were playing the Nationals that day.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeahs opportunities come back and play again soon. We're gonna
do win Brooks Bucks same time
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, it's bringing Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
(00:02):
a full, brand new hour for you of the show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Thank you so much for being here. We got a
poor woman who got scammed.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, and you know what, so does my husband every
time Ahl and Marketer calls him, like, seriously, what is
his problem? Honestly, I walked in the house that one
day and he was like, what, I'm wanted by the FBI?
And he tells me, how do you know.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's not real?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm like you, He goes, They're about to transfer me
over to the Social Security Office. I swear he's not
a seventy eight year old maya three states. Okay uh,
And we got a brand new Awkward Tuesday trivia for you.
But of course we love to start with your amazing comments.
Thank you so much for leaving them. Let's us what's
(00:52):
some of your favorites. I saw one from Schmidt who said,
I love y'all so much that I got a poster
cutout of Jeffrey and I have so many show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Is it legal to get a poster cut.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Out of just a random person, especially when Jeffrey would
love it? We need pictures, photos, and you can always.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Find us on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
African Jeffrey, please shag us.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just so many questions to be answered.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, your full show starts right now.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
We always talk about how technology has improved our lives.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, but it's also made it a lot harder for
people to cheat on their spouses in the morning.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Maybe Bold gave people a lot more options.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I don't know why I'm saying it like it's
a bad thing, but it is a little unnerving when
your possessions snitch on you.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh okay, we got a smart fridge out in a
cheating husband.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Let's go almost kind of like what happened recently in
the UK when a woman figured out that her husband
was cheating on her thanks to his loose lipped toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Toothbrush turned on them.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Wait, they a talking toothbrushes in the UK.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
This lady was trying to improve her children's brushing habits
by getting everybody smart toothbrushes that has an app to
monitor when you use it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I have that for my kids and it plays a
little game. Yeah, and it'll up and down, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Like you're suspicious of your husband, Nobody gives.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Him little rewards and they get like different little avatars
for their little toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Dude, look, I'm a video game streamer. That sounds like
a fun game.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You would well.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
This lady noticed that one brush was getting used at
weird times of the day when her kids were supposed
to be at school and her husband was supposed to
be at work.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That she thought, if.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
He's leaving for work at eight thirty in the morning,
why does his toothbrush say he's back home brushing two
hours later?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I would think it was just a weird technology glitch.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It just kept on.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It turns out he'd been having an affair with a
coworker right in the family home, thinking nobody would be
there to catch.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Him sharing his toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I know he's brushing his own teeth after he's done.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Literally, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
But that toothbrush wasn't going to stay quiet despite its
noise canceling technology. It spoke out and it thought, I'm
going to destroy this marriage.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The toothbrush is the one.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That brought The tooth brush is the hero.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I can't trust anything anymore, not your toasters, not your toothbrushes,
your room bus, not even your smart self cleaning cat.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Litter boxes.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I was not your cheat and spouse in that list
of things you get.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I don't even trust this microphone in front of me.
I'm a feeling it's listening to everything I'm saying, probably
recording it so we could turn on me during.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
The shock collar question of the day. So Ashton, turn
off my microphone.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I am not gonna help you.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Well, Jake reads the question.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, turn it off.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't want to be hurt.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
I know it's been twenty four hours, but I'm still
not happy saying something.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I'm not happy either, Jake.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Yesterday, when I queezed you on popular grocery store products,
asking about the real ingredients inside them, everybody got their answers,
right Yeah. And if you all look smart and knowledgeable,
then I'm clearly not doing my job. So this time around,
I'm gonna make things way harder.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
A threat.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I'm gonna give you food items that sound like they're
real but they're crammed with fake stuff, and other products
that sound like they're full of artificial crap, but they're
actually packed with healthy nutrients.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh god. Threat, And we're gonna do another.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
More or less edition of plenty of twenty My God.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I've never had such an aggressive healths.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
All right, buffoons, you say at number one for twenty,
I'll tell you about a pot the grocery store product.
You just have to say if it contains more or
less than fifty percent real ingredients. We'll start with the
woman who is rocking less than fifty percent of her
natural hair color today, shaxes. Yeah, I'm doing mean stuff today.
How about a number number six. Your food product is
(05:19):
chicken McNuggets. Would you say just one McNugget is more
or less than fifty percent real chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know, considering I've got chicken tenders three days
this week for lunch and twice for dinner. I mean,
I hope it's more. That's all I had in the
house is frozen chicken nuggets.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
Oh yes, Food Alexis says more, Big Alexes. They're now
made with white, boneless chicken breast as the main ingredient.
Pre two thousand and three, they were using more skin
in filler.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, that was when it was good. Yeah, half back, Broke,
it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Six is off the board, all right, give me twelve
twelve brook.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Your food product is something called I can't believe it's
not butter. Is it more or less than fifty percent
real butter?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh? My god, I was totally into this. It was
like I was a teenager and it's like, not gonna
eat any fat ever I got.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We got the spray one O.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
My mom is growing up too.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, we would use it all the time too, but
not for eating. For massages.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Gross, really really.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Good, which is why Fabio was the spokesperson.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now it's coming full circle. I don't think it was butter.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I think that it was mergarin, which is made out
of oil, So I'm gonna say less.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Yes, correct, it contains zero percent butter, vegetable oils, flavorings,
and something called water.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, it sounds unhealthy.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Hose your product is Hershey's chocolate syrup. Is it more
or less than fifty percent real cocoat?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
I assume their syrup is literally just the melted chocolate
with some more oil or something added.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, but do you even think Hershe's chocolate is more
than fifty percent cocoa?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Like when you think about dark chalk.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm a chocolate expert.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, she's right, it's a dark or dark chocolate
is higher percent of of cocoa.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
The syrup looks dark.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
But does it taste like cocoa?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Does it taste dark?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
It's dark, So I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Is more Jose says more than fifty percent real cocoa
and Hershey' chocolate syrup. Yeah, said dynamite answer Jose.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I never thought that would be right.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I might think it's mostly corn syrup and cocoa flavoring.
It's actually more than fifty percent real cocoa and sugar
contains genuine cocoa and sugar is the main ingredients, with
water and preservatives. As the second team.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Makes it more like.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Two days seven straight correct answers, we know our foods.
I am dying inside slowly more than usual, Jeffrey. And
so we move on to you for this answer six
twelve and three year off the board nineteen. Your product
is craft parmesan cheese. Is it more or less than
fifty percent real parmesan cheese?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Is so good even though it looks like sawdust.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
But sawdust, yeah, isn't that the thing that I thought?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
There was a whole study that they did on parmesan cheese.
The ones that are like pregraded in the bags are
like talking about Yeah, it's like mostly paper and wood.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
W Yeah, spiders.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Why can you keep it in the cupboard?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Why does it not have to be fridge?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I keep mine in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm not talking about actual parmesan cheese. He's talking about
the craft I don't want. They probably didn't have that.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, no, there's there's no way that there's any real
cheese in that. I'm saying less.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Jeffrey says less than fifty real parmesan in the craft dust.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
There is more.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
It's actually over ninetysan cheese with a little cellulose powder
are in some preservatives. The bumper, Jeffrey, you made my
day getting that wrong, which means eight. I'm safe after
today's up to empty.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I knew that this microphone was going to turn against me,
and it came through to bring me down.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Jake fans were going nuts on the text.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Board them I'm getting shocked while singing in the club
by fifty cents. Yeah you are, go shouty, it's your birthday.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
We go body like is your birthday? Were gonna sip
bacatdy like is your birthday?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
And you know we don't give up because it's your body.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's your Oh I love that.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Shot collar question of the day. We got your phone
tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
We know all professional athletes are subject to random drug testing. Okay,
when you're at the top of your game, people start
to wonder is that all natural talent or is that
performance enhanced?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Like no one can jump that high. Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We've begat a lot of listeners lately asking questions about
Brook and in her trivia, wondering if she might be
taking brain roids.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It's a thing which is let's as quick give me
your urine too.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Late, because I, without going into details, already covertly collected
a urine sin.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
When I saw the results are in.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
They came back one hundred percent positive for bathtub wine
and four different types of beaver tranquilized.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
But it didn't get the muskrats.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It didn't pick up that.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
But hey, since we work in radio, none of those
qualify as banned substances.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
So fast, clean, and.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Fully cleared to participate in another round of trivia, it's
coming up.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Fever tranquilizer for everyone.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
We'll do it right now. Got a new player named
Joe on with.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Us today, you little baby boys.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
He is on paternity league right now with a six
month old baby boy. Brooke, are you ready to take
on a very well rested Joe today?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yep, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Joe. How you doing, man, I'm good.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
Yeah, I'll tell you this. Sixteen weeks. It sounds like
a long vacation, but it's not easy.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh, it's so funny, like what did you and your
wife kind of alter maternity and paternity so that we did?
Speaker 11 (11:47):
Yeah, so she took the first sixteen. Now I'm on sixteen,
so she's working. I'm taking walks and giving bottles.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Started walking.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's the best way to do it. Yeah, the baby's walking.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Babies are way easier to raise than everybody says.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Right, you give your poop bags on those ways.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You gotta pick up after the city, man, I'm sure
Joe's on top of that.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Good dad, Joe.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No, that's great man.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Brook's gonna leave the studio so we can get to
the game.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Here.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
The baby's there.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, if the baby wants to throw in an answer
to we'll accept that.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
But yeah, accept that, Joe.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Let's get started. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
On this day in nineteen ninety two, the President of
the United States played what instrument on the Arsenio Hall Show.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
What do you call a baby? Cow?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
A cat?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Which company was founded first? Apple or Microsoft?
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Apple?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
What European country is famous for its tulips and windmills?
Tell Jium what does the why stand for?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
In What I FI?
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Wireless?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
In Star Wars? What color lightsaber does Darth Vader have?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Red?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Good answer, Joe.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Joe.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Well, Don Brook's gonna come back into the studio here
and this summer, Joe says, he plans on taking that
baby out to the lake and seeing if he can
teach him how to water.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Maybe that wake surfing? That's always fun.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, sick, he'll catch you. It's so light, I'll catch you.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, think about that.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Sorry, I assumed it was to teach him to water ski.
Was that on the plane?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Yeah? Yeah, okayping my chest?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, just trap him.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
My dad started me when I was way too young,
and he just tied a rope in between my skis
so that they wouldn't fly apart.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh, yeah, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, yeah, way.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Seven eight months old at that time.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Were like four.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But yeah, what a visual. Now your turn? Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Your time starts now on this day in nineteen ninety
to the President of the United States played what instrument
on the Arsenio.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hall Show saxophone?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
What do you call a baby cow a calf? Which
company was founded first? Apple or Microsoft?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Microsoft?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
What European country is famous for its tulips and windmills?
What does the y stand for in wi Fi?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Your in Star Wars? What? What color lightsaber does?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What color lightsaber?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
A red one?
Speaker 8 (14:34):
What?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Why?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And Wi Fi?
Speaker 7 (14:37):
What is?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
There's a why in the word wi Fi? It's w
y f I?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
What is the why? Five?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Why don't you ask you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
For the later letter?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And I'm like, well, there's no letter?
Speaker 8 (14:48):
Why stand for?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Then your logic?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Now, why don't you say?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
What does a w I stand for in Wi Fi?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Let's go to the scoreboard with you'll have dang Lakota
ran in concerts everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I haven't seen Lakota ran in concert anywhere? Show you
got three? Correct?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Today?
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, good work Joe and Brook. You got five.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Man, it was not enough to beat Brooke today. Sorry
about that, Joe. Let's go over the answers On this day.
In nineteen ninety two, the president of the United States
was Bill Clinton and he played the saxophone on the
Arsenio Hall show Wow Now infamous clip.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
What do you call a baby cow? You call it
dinner or we would have accepted.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Lunch too.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
You can have a count for lunch, but we were
looking for the word calf. The company that came first,
Apple or Microsoft. Microsoft was first in nineteen seventy five.
Apple came the next year barely. The European country famous
for tulips and windmills is the Netherlands. The why in
Wi Fi stands for wireless.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh yeah, he said why and Wi Fi Joe got it, so.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
He wasn't confused.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
And in Star Wars, Darth Vader's lightsaber is the color red. Yeah, so, Joe,
I'm sorry it was not quite enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
But just for playing, we.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are going to give you a twenty five dollars Disney
gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme park or
online in the Disney store.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
What's your favorite part of being a stay at home
dad right now?
Speaker 11 (16:25):
Oh wow, not the diapers, but being a stay at
home dad in the summertime. Beautiful weather. I think I
got the bed end of the deal than my wife.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Answer had absolutely nothing to do with the child.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I never realized how much shade you had to look
for when you've got babies.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, this summer, there's shade seekers for sure.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Baby water skime with.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
An American flag behind it.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Joey, you have father yet.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Hey, Joe, come back and play again soon.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
All right? Thank you, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I don't want to say nice things about scammers.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh good, don't.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Well, but you got to admit they're getting more creative.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It's not just opposed princes of African countries calling you anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Now they'll say you're wanted by the FBI unless you
pay us two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
My husband falls for it every time.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Your cell phone plan will be canceled unless we get
access to your stock portfolio.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
That makes sense, Horizon, give us all your share.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They'll even text you from your mom's phone number, asking
about what's your Thanksgiving plans, and it's your grandma's birthday
and you should call her.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
That's actually your fallen for scammer. Whatever country is, it
is creative.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
And one woman is embarrassed by the clever trick that
she fell for and it cost her company thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Wow, she said, it.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Seemed really believable, and she wants to warn everyone, do
not fall for this. You're gonna hear it in a
brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Confession. I can't take back ol arm.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Mouse speak text.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
To seventy eighty five ninety two says, whenever I drop
off clothes at the clothing bank, for some reason, I
do it quickly, like I'm disposing of a body, hop
back into the car and speed off.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
For some reason.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
I agree with that.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, rare times I do. It's just like, okay, let's
get out.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Of here, so I wait for my receipt.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I want everybody to.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
See that I'm being charitable over here.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Hello, my name is Brooke Fox.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
About getting rid of your old crap.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's cheery.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Well here.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The good news is you can do your confessions quick
and dirty on the mass speaker. Get in, Get out
and get on with your life. And we have a
woman today who wants to come clean about something. She's
chosen to go by the name Monica today. So Monica,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Hello, we'll take.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
All of your old disc cards you want to get
rid of.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Okay, however you want to do it quick and dirty
or long and drawn out, we're ready. Voice changers on.
You are the mass speaker, So let's hear your confession.
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Well, to start, I own a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's always interesting when business owners don't want to out
themselves and promote the restaurant.
Speaker 12 (19:32):
Yeah, well, I'm really embarrassed about what happened.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Did you ask Jose to do a food review and
he kept moaning in.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
The entire time?
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Yeah, that would have been much better than what happened.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Wait a minute, I.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
Sell through this weird scam?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh no, man, what happened?
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (19:56):
I'm glad you're hiding my voice because my employees don't.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Know, oh that they're about to be out of work
because the restaurant's going under.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
What was it?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Well, let me just tell it.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
You'll see.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
So this happened a few months ago. I get a
call from a guy who says he wants to rent
out our restaurant for the afternoon. Okay, he's pretty normal, right.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, they want to throw an event. I mean, I
assume you would obviously be the caterer.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah, right, exactly. So he wanted to celebrate his wife
surprise to be his birthday.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
You bro, if your husband tried to do something, yeah, okay,
maybe it's coming up in the future.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Shut everything coming up for all of us in the future.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
On.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
So I'm like, oh, great, perfect, And then they tell me,
because this party is at your establishment, the band has
to be paid through you, and I'll reimburse you. So
like the person renting would reimburse us.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Heard of that before, hurt.
Speaker 12 (21:02):
And they say, because that way, it looks legit to
the band, like a real venue, is what they said.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Okay, I guess that makes sense in a way, Like
if they're booking a big name band or you know,
a professional whatever, they want to make sure that they're
getting hired for a real event.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Right, I can kind of see that.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
So you agreed to it, yes, So they tell me
that I just need to wire them three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, is my fake idea.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yes, that's what anyone says.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You need to wire the money and it is red
flag city.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Oh so I wire over the three grand and never
hear from them again. I tried calling them as the
date approaches, nor response. Of course, I thought there was
a misunderstanding or miscommunication, maybe the wrong date.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Maybe the band broke up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Sometimes, you know, one guy in the band thinks that
he's too big for himself and he starts to go out.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
On his own.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
So the whole birthday party was canceled.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Harry Styles rounded for you.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
When did you realize that there wasn't going to be a.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Party when they weren't responding to me. I went out
of my way to then research the band, which was
I think called like Electric Waffle or something.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
From but they existed.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, anything sucks, Just like you wired the money, you
can't even like talk to your bank about Yeah.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
So basically, a couple of weeks later, I get a
call from some other person. Yes, and this other person
is telling me that they want to rent out our
space for a wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, and they want me on Pancake to play.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
Well, so they say, just one problem. The band says
that they need the money wired to.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
I bet this one's legit.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
This time we're paying full cat.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Yeah, so I didn't fall for it that, but now, okay,
like every month from a random person trying.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
To pull this exact Yeah, well they know you'll fall
for it. Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
It's also kind of funny to think there's like a
whole line up a band's dying to play at her restaurant.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
One time started Maroon five. Sounds like it's a prank.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
No, okay, Billy, I last right, that doesn't even sound real.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
My thought is like, either word got out that I'm
a sucker. There's a lot of people out there doing this,
I guess to a bunch of restaurants, and I think
there's like.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Some sort of scammer Excel spreadsheet where your name got
put on it with the market.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
So I just wanted to take this opportune to say,
if you are a restaurant owner or a venue owner,
don't fall for this.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Just anybody, don't wire money to.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I don't know if i'd wire money to people I
do know.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, none of us are getting money from Brook.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'm sorry that happened to you, Monica, but thank you
for confessing and getting the message job and text into
seventy five nine too. If you have a confession you've
been holding on to, we can hyd your identity, mask
your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Phone tabs coming out brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's been
actively looking for a job, and over the last few
months he's attended multiple job fairs filling out random forms
and applications.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Well, now, great news he's finally getting a callback. Bad news,
it's not for an actual job. It's for an exchange
student who just showed up into town and is waiting
for him.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Hello, Hi, is this Ricky.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Speaking? Who's this?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
This is Tonya Feldspar calling from the International Exchange Alliance.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
I'm not interested, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh no, no, no sorry, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm
with the International Exchange Alliance. I'm just checking in because
your exchange student still hasn't been picked up.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
My exchange student.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, your student, Jarka arrived this morning from Slovbia. He's
been at the bus station for over two hours now.
H it's a long wait.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
I didn't sign up for an exchange student.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well you did, silly.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
We have the online confirmation right here. You were at
the job fair in March when you checked the box
that said I'm open to cultural disruption.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Cultural you remember that.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I mean I definitely went and applied for a bunch
of jobs there.
Speaker 11 (26:02):
It is.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If you don't remember specifically, don't worry. Everybody gets a
mulligan once in a while. Wait, and I picked up
Jerka myself. He's here with me. Say Hi, Jarca.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Hell, Hell Helleu, Hi, high five to your mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That is so cute. He's still working on his English.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm sure you're going to be able to help him.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
There, Ricky, I'm really not sure what's going on.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I never signed up for any of this.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's okay, as ohs to have gold feet in the beginning.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
It's it's definitely not that I.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Don't you listen. I'm sure that you two are going
to hit it off. Let me hand the phone over
to Jarka again so you could bond.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
No, No, I definitely don't need to talk to him, Helleu, Jarka,
I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
And there's been a vast misunderstanding here.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
I bring you milk from Clouds.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Do me a favorite?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Yes, cloud milk.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
Put that other lady back on the phone.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Please, it's okay, Jarka. You just keep talking.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
It's all guy. I hope y'are holma smell like my
uncle's death.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's deep. You know that isn't enough for right now?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Wow, thanks Milk of Clouds.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Your english is improving. He is just so charming, isn't he.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I'm proud of Jarka and his improving English. But I
don't think you're understanding this. I cannot take care of
an exchange student.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
I'm looking for works it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
The forms have been filled out. You do need to
pick him up in the next hour.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
He's already eaten half a bag of uncooked oats and
started to sing in slow verbion.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
That's wonderful, but it's beard.
Speaker 15 (28:10):
I fall the sharty. It's your birthday. We are going
at the birthday like it's a birthday party.
Speaker 14 (28:21):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
This is what it's all about, sharing cultures. Isn't that great?
Speaker 11 (28:27):
What is happening right now?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'll tell you what's happening. Jarka has a very important
question that he wants to ask you. Ricky. No, no,
no is my question.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
Can you put the other lady back on the phone?
I gotta talk to her?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Do you hams strong sailing beams.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I what he said, strong ceiling beams.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
I bring hammock.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's right, hammock a hammock in my.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Dol rebibatl No, no, no, his little therapy beatle. It's adorable.
Speaker 13 (29:02):
It might.
Speaker 9 (29:03):
I don't need any of that.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, actually, what you do need is, like I said,
you need to be here in the next hour. Otherwise
we do legally have to drop him off at your
place in a diplomatic crate.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
You're this man in a crate. I slip walk with
the FARCs.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Do not be alarm.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Your other option it doesn't have to be crazy. He
could also just stay with me and prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's option B.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
A phone tap the cloud phone ring your show, brook
and Jeffrey speaking.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, okay. What he's saying is he's actually jose and
I'm Brooks and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing
a phone tap on you. Your mom, Michelle set you up.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, she said, you've been looking for a job and
you know she's proud of you.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
Oh my god, get the rich or di trying mother.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
You're doing well, Bud.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
That's better than my real English brother.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
The week up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
You see it in TV shows and movies, but it's
true in real life. Sometimes neighbors, even if they get along,
can get on each other's nerves.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, oh yeah, my neighbor trying to fight me.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Remember a couple of times I.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Think, yeah, yeah, especially bad when they decide to shut
the blinds on that one window where your telescope's pointed at. Yeah,
come on, Norman happened to the fun Norman. But one
of our listeners is dealing with a different kind of
neighbor drama, and I can honestly say we have never
had to give advice quite like this before. You're gonna
(30:54):
hear why in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call
right after this.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
We've all had to deal with annoying neighbors before. Oh yeah,
it's possible. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Like, Brook, remember when your next door neighbor wouldn't sell
you his childhood home after you offered severely lower than market.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Value and has the gold still live there?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I know, wow, even.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
After you had your daughter plant termites underneath his front
porch and reported into the city Nest.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
But yeah, I know, what a jerk.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
But one of our listeners is having neighbor problems too,
and apparently it's bad enough where he emailed the show
about it.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
So Craig, welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey Studios. How
you doing, I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Okay, sound down, man.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Before we get into this and waste time. We know
how the termite thing works out. We can send Brooks
daer over your.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Neighbor you like.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
That's always an option for us. But tell us what's
going on with you in this neighbor.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Well, I tried to talk to this person a few times.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Okay, biggest mistake.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
You tried.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
The reason.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
I tried. But they've been a base of really really
and I'm really bad with the confrontation that you can tell.
You know, I need help, I really need help.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Okay, Okay, So give us a little bit of details.
About like, what specifically is going on between you and
this problematic neighbor and their name.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
There's a couple and the lady name is Danny.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, but the neighbors are a couple.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
I have a problem with both of them, okay, And
I'm not getting through to the guys. So now I
figured that now I have to move to the wife.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
And not always.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
That is not always.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
So what is the root of the problem.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Well, one of the problems they keep borrowing stuff and
they don't return it.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Ye give us an example, like what's the most expensive
thing that they still have of yours?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
They have a humidifier that I have. I have one
in every room in my house. It just makes the
air quality.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
So much better.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's a weird thing, Yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
But they asked to borrow it, and like I said,
I don't like confrontation.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So I was like, okay, Well, if I saw a
guy had one in every room of the house, I'd
be like, yo, let me get one of these tens.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Does it really make that big of a difference.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Sometimes, when you lent it to him, did you tell
him when you needed it back?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:35):
I didn't. The problem I figured that he'll use it
for a day or two, But every time I confront
him about it, he says, oh, let me use it
for a couple more days. A couple more days, and
it's been a.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
While right now, okay, cause you have you have one
room in your house.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
It's very dry, I hear you.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
So is it just the humidifiers?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
They borrow every received. They borrow my tools, they borrow dishes,
They have borrowed my lawn, cheers.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
They borrowed your weird things.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
She borrowed my wife for a week.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
What are you saying? Yes, every time they ask for something.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Well, here the thing these neighbors like, they live in
shoe houses down you know, we have game night I
when we're close, we go out the restaurants. We have
a good relationship. Okay, it's good.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh so you have been friends? Got it?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And you just need our advice to what call them
and set some boundaries here, How can we help you.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
I'm not really worried about what to say. I think
I have an idea how to approach it. My problem
is I have this thing that happens whenever I get
nervous in a tense situation, my voice kind of gets
it gets high.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
And I can't control it.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Your voice, your voice goes high, like high pitched.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yeah, it just did it. I'm sorry it gets high.
I can and I really don't want that to happen.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's got to be so frustrating.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Honestly, it's like, yes, every time I try to confront
somebody or have big emotions, I cried. No matter what
my feelings are, it's not the message I want to
be sending. So I get where you're coming from. Why
are we calling just the wife though, not that he
already tried.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
I tried with the husband and he's not getting anywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I'm guessing your voice got real high when you were
Was that like a.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Quick convo with the husband or how did that go down?
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Well, it didn't work out well because my boys got
kind and well it got high and the husband started laughing.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
At me and.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Rible, you're a really weird part that my friend. We
hang out with these guys all the time.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Oh god, okay, gotcha know they know they can get
away with you.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
So you need advice on how to have your voice
not go high when you're asking this lady Danny to
get your stuff back from her.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
You wanted to come across strong and powerful.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Let's get the voice change your jabs.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Because we'd have to lower her voice.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Also, I feel for you, man, I do.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
I appreciate it, but I need help to stay firm,
stay strong, to get my stuff back.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
You're one of those people that's like, give me my
stuff back, and they're like not right now, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, Alexis is classically good at bound and I'll do
the notes from a therapist. I mean, I can help you.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
And there's a lot of gentlemen out there who have
trouble staying firms, So don't worry about that. We will
come back with some advice for you.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Can I talk about this what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, I hope you're a kidding with that because that
voice is pretty high.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah, wait a minute, is that a joke.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
I was just having fun there.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, I thought that was actually really funny.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, we'll call that the worst case scenario.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
We'll come back with our advice for you to let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
It's an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
We're in the middle of an awkward Tuesday phone call
with one of our listeners, Craig, who's nervous to ask
his neighbor to return some of the items that she's
borrowed from his house lately. The thing is they're actually friends. Yeah,
Craig and his wife hang out with this woman and
her husband all the time. The thing that's making him
nervous is sometimes during tense situations, during conflicts, his voice
(37:17):
accidentally gets really high.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, he can't frustrating. That would be so frustrating.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, it already happened when he spoke to the husband
about this situation. So now he wants to try again
with the wife this time. But how do we help
him stop his voice from going crazy?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Brook? What's your advice for Craig here?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I actually feel you because, like I said, I cry
at every emotion, even just intense emotions. And now what
I do, because it can just really get in the
way of things, is I have to go in thinking
I'm someone else. It's almost like I'm playing a role,
you know. It's almost like I remove myself from the situation.
Does that make sense, Crazy Paltrow, in your.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Head, what deep voiced person should he imagine himself being.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I've thought about this. Have you seen the movie Aladdin?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
What you've seen the movie Aladdine?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Stop it about James Earl Jones.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
James, no, no, listen. You need a little more evil
than James Earl Jones because you got to be tough.
So you need to go in thinking you're Jafar. Okay,
you are Jaffore setting your boundaries like that's a guy
who's good at boundaries.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Shoulder voices.
Speaker 7 (38:32):
That's a good one. That's a good one. I agree,
that's a good one.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
The scratching. Do you have advice?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
I like that, But I don't want you to back
down no matter what happens.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
So if your voice starts getting high, stay strong.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
You can still be up here and be intimidating.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
You can still yelling people in a high voice.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
But he walks away, laughing.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Oh I'm scared. Not for the reason that you think.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
But we're calling a wife, right, yes, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, okay,
don't back down.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I'll stay strong. I'll stay strong. I'll stay strong.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Oa.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Good advice from Jose never stopped talking even when people watch.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
So here we go.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
I'm in the dial, Danny for you, your neighbor. Let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. We'll step in
if we feel like you need help.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, good luck, don't be embarrassed like weird stuff happens
to all of us.
Speaker 7 (39:26):
Yeah, I'm just glad you guys are oh my side,
got you.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
You got this Jafar agraba will be yours.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
I've got it.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Right now.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
Hello, Danny, what's up? It's Craig.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
Oh hikay, it's not your normal number.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
I didn't know you. Sorry, how are you?
Speaker 7 (39:59):
I'm doing great? Cool?
Speaker 14 (40:02):
Oh, Brian and I were just talking about getting together
again if you wanted to get your schedule.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh yeah, oh man, we had amazing dinner outback the
other night.
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (40:12):
Even said that her onion was you know what I'm
talking about, and she said her onion was blooming like literally.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
It's not out of my nose.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
So so classic.
Speaker 14 (40:25):
No, yeah, we we have to definitely go again.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
But what's up.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
So you know when you guys were over here or
on game night last year?
Speaker 14 (40:37):
Okay, yeah, are you okay?
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Yes, you guys you borrowed a couch, sorry couch?
Speaker 14 (40:53):
What are you okay?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. But regards to the cushion.
Speaker 14 (41:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, No, we're still testing it because,
like I said, on it and Brian sat on it,
but like we even had a dog sent on it.
But we just I think we need like probably just
like one more week.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Yeah look sorry, that's not gonna work for me. I
need it back tonight.
Speaker 14 (41:18):
Yes, why you need it tonight?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Like literally?
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Well, well, because we're going to watch a movie on
the couch and I keep sitting.
Speaker 8 (41:28):
In a hole.
Speaker 14 (41:30):
Can you just like watching it in your bed? Like
you guys have a TV in your bedroom which is
way more cozy. Like, I don't get why you would
need this pillow back tonight.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
No, no, listen, this needs to stop. We've been letting
you borrow so many things. The humidified, the tool, the cushions,
a little corn cop holders.
Speaker 14 (41:50):
We definitely threw those out first of all, so I'm sorry,
but what you slew them out? Would you do that
their crap? I don't know, but they weren't yours?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Who oh my god, you're doing amazing?
Speaker 7 (42:11):
Yeah what thank you?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Is?
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I think you're referring to us and our voices, Danny,
because we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning and you're on it.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Oh my god, good morning.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
You have that man's couch cushion in your house right now, just.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
One of them.
Speaker 14 (42:32):
He said, we could borrow it. I don't like.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Why why would you not just go sit on his
couch and try it out? Why would you need to
take his cushion?
Speaker 14 (42:42):
I asked, and he said okay, and it was no
big deal, and so I didn't think twice about it.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
It is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Can't be on their couch comfortably?
Speaker 7 (42:51):
It was one pillow, it was, and my corn tabholders.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I mean, do you see that there's like a pattern
here that is a little frustrating Danny, of you borrowing
things and not returning them.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I think that's what he's trying to get at.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
You're acting like I'm hearing it, though, like no, I'm
asking permission for everything, and he's aware that I'm doing.
He is the one saying, yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, but you're abusing his kindness. You're abusing his like neighborliness.
Speaker 14 (43:24):
Okay, we are neighbors. We share things with each other.
I would give him anything. He's just never asked to
borrow something of mine.
Speaker 16 (43:29):
Okay, Well, he's always taking mind and that's the reason
that he's called us for help today, Danny, is because
Craig has a little bit of an issue with asking
for things back.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
He doesn't well, yeah, so he was hoping you'd be
understanding for like why he has a difficult time asking
you that.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Apparently he asked your husband and your husband just laughed
at him because of his voice.
Speaker 14 (43:54):
That's not fair, are we like not all adults?
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I don't.
Speaker 14 (43:58):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I think an adult, an adult thing to do would
be to honor his request to get his stuff back.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
You have as humidifier, Danny, we know, and a bunch
of other very.
Speaker 14 (44:11):
Cry yeah, I will give back all the things. And
the next time, Craig, you can just say it to
my face instead of getting a trashy radio show to
call out.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
She did nail us. We are pretty yes, Danny.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
He did ask you multiple times before you knew we
were here.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
And you know, Brooks starting to cry. She's getting emotional.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
It's not a fair assessment.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Okay, Danny. Today, today we would like you to give
him some stuff back.
Speaker 14 (44:46):
I will give back the stuff today. I will be
at your place at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I just you know, he said really nice things about
you and your husband and about what great friends you are.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
We are friends, which is why it's so weird. That's
like whatever. I think it's really strange.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Okay, but the us laughed at he laughed at me.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Okay, but what would Jafar say in this situation.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Craig, he should not have laughed at me and walked
away and give me my corn holding back.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Of Jafar, oh Man.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
You better buy his new cornwolders, Danny.
Speaker 14 (45:22):
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
I don't know who Jafar is, all right.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
I think we got our point across. I think we've
achieved what we came to achieve.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You know what, Craig, you should be really proud of
yourself for the way you handled that confrontation.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I thought you did great.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Your voice didn't really peak once.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Sometimes in life, in order to come out ahead, he
gotta play a little dirty. So did today's caller specifically
ask me to spike Brooks coffee with a powerful laxative
this morning? I can't say, but I do have a
weird feeling Brook's going to be sprinting out of this
studio in about forty five to fifty seconds.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So just who do I got to think?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
For the no bloat situation today?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
You should say, Valerie, who is on the phone ready
to take you on? Brook Valerie, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (46:26):
I'm good?
Speaker 9 (46:27):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Guys saying, oh you sound like a nice person. You
devious sinister woman?
Speaker 5 (46:34):
Valerie? You own what is this? An apothecary? That's where
what do they do with apothecaries?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
They do drugs?
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Yeah, herbal medicine.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's what are you doing around? Herbal medicine?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Oh there might be some herbs and medicine in your
coffee this morning, Brooks.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So why don't you Yeah, I'm rushing out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
There she goes, sprinting out of the studio to do
her thing. So we can get to the game here,
Valerie thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
If you don't know when, just say pass. But you
have to beat broke out right if you want to win?
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (47:08):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Good luck? Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
Today is World's Bicycle Day and in the bike race
Tour de France. After each stage, the leader wears what
color jersey? Yillip, Who's the only person that has remained
in the top ten richest men in the world for
the last thirty years. The shoe brand Converse is owned
by what other shoe company?
Speaker 11 (47:34):
Adit it?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
What is the name of Luke Skywalker's father? In what
winter sport? Do they use? Brooms and stones?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Valerie?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Valerie, Either you're really good at splitting your voice into
two different people, or maybe it sounds like you have
help going on behind you.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Is that true? Oh? No, I'm at the airport about
your border planes.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
So oh is the place boarding it is?
Speaker 12 (48:01):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (48:02):
God, well, let's hurry.
Speaker 11 (48:04):
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
She's holding a plane from taking off right now so
she can finish the game.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, for sure, are you sitting and coach?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
In fact, Valerie is probably heading off to do one
of her summer plans right now. Because our producer asked
her about that. She said she wants to check off
a few national parks. How many parks do you want
to hit?
Speaker 14 (48:35):
Well, so my kids have like a check off list,
so I'm hoping like five or six nice suits.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
You what's your first one you want to go to?
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Well, we are, you know, native to Washington, so we're
going to head down to the Olympics and then check
out the whole rainforest first.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
It's funny man, adult.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Man.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
That's really ambitious to six national parks all in one summer.
Good for you, Valerie, Now Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Today is World's Bicycle Day and in the bike race
Tour de France. After each stage, the leader wears what
color jersey?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yellow?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
Who is the only person that has remained in the
top ten richest men in the world.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
For the last thirty years, Warren Buffett.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
The shoe brand Converse is owned by what other shoe company?
What is the name of Luke Skywalker's father?
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Dress Vader?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
In what winter sport? Do they use? Brooms and stones?
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Curling?
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Apple's virtual assistant is named what series? Brook felt like
she was on her game. Let's go to the scoreboard
to see how you both did with Jose Nothing.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Says Rolls.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Valerie got four.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Correct, that's really good.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
Valerie, good score.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
And she boarded the plane.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Turn your phone off, Rock, he was a close one.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Vallery got four.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
And you five?
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Just edge you out there, Valerie, I'm sorry, but let's
go over the answers for everybody. It's World Bicycle Day.
In the bike race Tour de France. After each stage,
the leader of the race have to wear a yellow jersey.
There's twenty one different stages that last over about twenty
three days.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I only remember that because of the documentary about Lance Armstrong,
and I could picture him wearing yellow.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
And he always wore yellow white. That was his color.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
I don't know, Bragget always yeah.
Speaker 12 (50:32):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
The only person who's remained Sorry, the only man who
has remained in the top ten richest men in the
world for the last thirty years is Warren Buffett.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
He's worth almost on hundred and thwy. Well Brook is
in the top oh ten. Oh god, she's a woman.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Good old war Yeah, buddy, we hang out all the time.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
The shoe brand, Converse, is owned by Nike. Oh, I
didn't know that Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader or
Anakin Skywalker. In the winter, sport that uses brooms and
stones would be the sport of curling, and Apple's virtual
assistant is Sirie. Said Valerie. I'm sorry, it just wasn't
quite enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
But the good news is just for playing you get
more reason not to get an iPhone. That's fine, But
just for.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Being here, we're gonna give you a pair of tickets
to see the Seattle Mariners take on the Cleveland Guardians
on June fifteenth at Tea Mobile Park.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Oh fun.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Too bad it's not at a national park.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, or their team mobile national part or if they.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
Were playing the Nationals that day.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeahs opportunities come back and play again soon. We're gonna
do win Brooks Bucks same time
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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