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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we are riding the high of these rapped
Of course, we'll start it with Spotify, but also YouTube YouTube. Yes,
I think it was the first year YouTube's done a
wrapped type of scenario where.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
They like recab you or something, and we.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Only knew it because your guys comments.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Thank you, yes, yeah, so thank you for being there,
for being present, and for listening so much.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
We got some comments about YouTube recaps.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, we got someone who's listened to seventeen k minutes
of us, someone eleven thousand minutes top two percent of listeners.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's so people.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, we've been really trying to grow our YouTube, so
we do have some videos over there. There's also the
podcast on YouTube. If you're not listening already.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I want to meet point zero zero one percent.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
You do.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
You're out there somewhere and you're listening because you listen
to everything we do. They're the one comments.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yep, that's right, that's right. Hey, thank you so much
for being here.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We got a brand new full hour for you that
includes an update, update, some other.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Fun stuff and yeah tik talk. Oh there we go,
you guys know, Yeah, it all starts right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
We always take a little time off around the holidays
because it's Christmas. There's nothing wrong with that, or everyone stops.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I mean, I really hope it sucks for people who
can't have you know, I wish everybody got I want
so many Christmas as a server.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah, working for Christmas, we love you.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, everyone except my butler. They get time out what
he's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. But thanks to the
video board that they installed out in our lobby, I
realized our technical director Ashton has a birthday on December twentieth. Yea,
which James, we miss it every year, but not this time.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
No, that might be a gift is that he doesn't
have to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, you know, we're going to celebrate that little redheaded
rascal with a fun fact about his life.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh well, he's sharing a fact. He's in the room.
You're acting like you're not talking.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
This is this is in celebration.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
He doesn't have to talk about it because to participate
back exactly nine months from his birthday.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
It lands on March twentieth. Okay, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
The vernal equinox, the first day of spring, where his
mom and dad came out of hibernation and made sweet
sweet love to be fertile day. Yes, think about that,
mister and missus Ashton squishing goodies on the first day
of spring, just shaking those cherry bloss.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
We've met his parents, so.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes, it was beautiful, Ashton. Are you picturing it right now?
Close your eyes? Was it in a field of flowers
or was it behind a Joeanne fabrics? We don't know,
but we do know those three and a half minutes
of unbridled passion created our boy, Ashton. That's very generous Stallion.

(02:54):
Strangely enough, same size as when he came out of
the womb. He's just as big today, Ashton, Happy birthday
for the very first time on this show.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That must make you feel so good.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Tomorrow we'll get Ashton's parents on the phone to go
into more detail about that glorious spring day. Blow by
blow by blow Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
They could just do an audio reenactment.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh that yeah, really special. Now we're all in the
perfect headspace to get into the shock collar question of
the day. Yeah, and I hope Jake has some questions
lined up about the vernal equinox for this. I can't wait.
Let's get into it.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Well, friends, it's the magical time of year when we
all gather around our TV screens, pour a warm mug
of cocoa, and rewatch the same twelve holiday movies we've
seen every single year. Rocks was alive.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yes, Hold Alone was on TV the other day and
I was like, I can't watch it. I gotta save
it for my family.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah, one hundred times.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
But to celebrate the peak of holiday movie season, People
magazine came out with a list of the greatest Christmas
Villains all time. You'll have to tell me which characters
made the cut during a special Christmas Crooks and Creeps
edition of twenty of twenty. And here's how it works.

(04:15):
I have a list of the top twenty most iconic
holiday bad guys according to People Magazine. You could give
me the name of the character or the actor who
played them. Just get one from the list to stay
in the game. And yes, the silver save isn't play.
We'll start with the woman who's always seen The conductor
from Polar Express is kind of a father figure. That's Alexis.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
That move is so weird. I hate it.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
The animations.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's your dad.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
You're talking about your good Well, I'm gonna go I
mean he eventually turns good, but I guess maybe he's
considered villain.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
The Grinch making winch.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
E on our list, played by Jimmy Carry from How
the Grinch Stole Yeah, he becomes good at the end.
There's some purely evil pod this list. The Okay Grinch
is number eight, Alexis you're in there brook?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, when I think of Christmas batties, I mean the
most iconic is Scrooge right?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Why is he bad?

Speaker 9 (05:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Because he lives in a gated community.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Suddenly he's a bad guy.

Speaker 10 (05:18):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
He's not paying is employees enough for them to even
feed their families?

Speaker 7 (05:23):
On Scrooge right above the Grinch at number seven, I
think from a Christmas Carol nineteen four, We're played by
George C. Scott Jose We're over.

Speaker 9 (05:34):
To you now.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't know what to say here. Oh from a
Night Before Christmas as Oogie Boogie on their.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Number two Oka ninety three is the Nightmare before Christmas
Jack Skellington.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
And then I thought, when I was sixteen years old,
I remember being so mad at the movie theater when
Santa Claus three came out the escape clause?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Is that the way with Tim three of the that's
the third.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Make sure the third one has Martin shorten it and
he ruined everything playing Jack Frost Goode, he.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was a bad Are you saying Martin short or Jack
from I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
The actor or the character? And Jack Frost is number nine,
the Santa Claus three, the escape clause terrible. We're around two, Alexis.
We're naming the top twenty Christmas villains of all time
according to People magazine, and number one is still on
the board.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Can I say the two Burglars from Home Alone? Or
do I need their name? Do they call themselves like
the wet Bandits or whatever and.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
The water that would you like to say?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, those two Burglars?

Speaker 10 (06:41):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Number four in the list? Yeah, Hair nineteen nineties, Home
Alone Brook.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Okay, you know like the weird stop motion maybe from
the seventies where the little boy is trying to say
Shanna and I think they have the abdominal snowman, abominable.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Snowman, he's got abdominals, the really ripped snowman.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
That's right, because I have that written. I need you
to say the A word, Brooke, What a word are
you going with?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Abominable, abominable.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
We'll count that from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindier in
nineteen sixty four.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I hate that.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Word, Jose one, three, five, and then like all of
the ten through twenties.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Wow, I'm trying to think of the other Christmas movies
and I'm stuck. So I'm gonna have to go on
a lamb and say The bad Father from.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Elf James Kahan and El James Kahn. I'm sorry, Jeffrey,
you got any more?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, it's always debated if it's a Christmas movie or not.
Die Hard with Hans Gruber number five on five.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Run out of time, which means this.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Is the end of.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Save the Lexus.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
But let's go over this.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Let's go over the list to see the ones you miss.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
Number one mister Potter from It's a Wonderful Life, the
guy who runs the bank.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yes, oh he's terrible. What do you mean he's so
so Ashton, he did a so so hand.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
I believe that It's a Wonderful Life is not a
Christmas movie, and I will down that hill.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Get out of here, Get out.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah. Scott Farcas from A Christmas Story, Uh, Brother, the
Bully h Howard's neighbor Ted Malton, who tries to win
over Howard's wife in the Greatest Christmas movie of all
time Jingle All the Way played by Phil Hartman, Crampis
from Crampis Meisterburger Burgermeister from Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,
The snow Miser, Professor Hinkle, the Ghost of Christmas Yet

(08:38):
to come from a Christmas Carol, The Heap Miser Below
the Snow Miser, The Marley's the Mean Landlords from screen
cousin Eddy's boss, Frank Shirley from National Landbuine Christmas Vacation,
and the Winter Warlock before he turns Good. And Santa
Claus Is Coming to Town.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, there's a lot of villains.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Say, you're the only one who didn't get it all
the ones right, so you're gonna getting shocked. Somebody wanted
to hear jingle bells for Christmas.

Speaker 10 (09:04):
It was like, please do it.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Christmas Carol, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the Way.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Oh what fun it has to ride in a one
horse open slash. That was your shock collar question of
the day.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
We got your phone tap coming up in just a
few minutes. Rookie Jeffrey in the morning. It's a bad,
bad feeling when you get to the day before Christmas
and realize, oh no, I haven't purchased any gifts for
anybody yet. Oh yeah, yeah. So what happens? What usually
scramble to put together some last minute thing.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Absolutely gift cards for everybody.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
All right, maybe repackage an old crappy gift that you got,
like season tickets to the Jets. You're gonna hear a
lot of booing if you're at a Jets game. I'm sorry,
but it is true. One of our listeners was in
that exact dire situation and came with a desperate and
creative solution. The bright side is everybody loved their presence.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
The downside is they can never know where he actually
got them from.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Oh no.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
But the good news is we all get to hear
the truth.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
That's coming up right now. I can't take back arms, speaker.
Tis the season of giving and generosity, and in that spirit,

(10:37):
we are generously giving you a chance to tell us
your deepest, darkest secrets right here on the radio, for
millions to hear and possibly laugh at.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
How wholesome are we.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
It's either you do it with us, or you drink
too much at a family dinner and accidentally.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Plus, as an extra gift, we'll hide your identity and
keep you anonymous, like some sort of witness protection program.
So generous of us. Yeah, look at us, guys.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Are we the best at Christmas? Probably? As the Jew
in the room, I can say, yes we are.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
And today we're going to get a special holiday themed
confession from one of our listeners who's chosen to go
by the alias Mark Today. Mark, Welcome to the most
generous radio show on Earth.

Speaker 11 (11:27):
Hello, everyone, welcome to our Generosity Show.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
You haven't said thank you to us yet, but that's okay.
We're generously gonna give yet. Okay, there we go a
little late, but we'll accept it. Voice changer is on.
You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
your holiday confession.

Speaker 12 (11:45):
Well, this happened a few years ago. I'm a bit
of a procrastinatory especially when it comes to getting gifts
for people. Oh never know what to get and I
leave it to the last minute. So, as usual, was
planning on doing all my shopping for Christmas on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
For sure.

Speaker 12 (12:07):
Yeah, So I decided i'd bring my buddy along, Eddie,
and we're just gonna let his name out there.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know exactly what Eddie you're talking about, but I'm
not gonna say it's fine.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
So you and Eddie are good. Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 12 (12:25):
Yeah, we both got to get a few gifts. So
we head over to the mall freaking back. It was
a nightmare. Yeah, so we just decide maybe we should
be better to kill some time rather than go into
all that mess. So we duck it across the street
at a bar and we wait for things to kind
of die down a little bit.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Your procrastinating is still happening.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 12 (12:51):
We figure while we're there, it's might as well have
a few beers. And that kind of turned into four.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
One of those classic we're only gonna have one night.

Speaker 12 (13:03):
But you know there there's a football game on.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh yeah, I mean it's the perfect Christmas Eve, just
not the normal.

Speaker 12 (13:13):
Yeah, we lost track of time before we know it,
and it's like past ten o'clock and the mall it's closed.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, we kind of knew that you weren't going to
get there.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Oh, mall should stay open later though.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
It's a good make those people stays making minimum.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Seven hours. But that's fine, selfish teenagers, It's okay.

Speaker 12 (13:38):
Well, we we now have no gifts, and all the
local floors they're shut down for the night too, And
at this we realize we're pretty much just screwed.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Unless you steal bar glasses and then just regift them.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, my dad second trick lottery tickets. And you just
hope you class every year, is your dad, Eddie?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Yeah, well, yeah, you're stuck. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 12 (14:05):
Exactly? We're stuck. Both of us are too drunk now
to even drive. We both just kind of start walking
in the direction of my house, which is half a
mile away from where we're at, and we're saying, you
know what, like what the hell are we gonna do?
Or on the walk and I had a girlfriend who's
gonna be pissed if I didn't get or anything.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
At the time, you.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Didn't have children that were relying on you, thank god.

Speaker 12 (14:31):
Yeah, okay, But as we're walking past this alley of
this strip ball, I see this big dumpster and it's
just like filled with tons of random stuffs.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Usually are.

Speaker 12 (14:46):
I don't know, it didn't look like just garbage. There
was like boxes and stuff. So I don't know, I know,
light bulb goes off in my head and we just
kind of start digging through. We can go dumpster diving, disgusting,
but we actually found some salvageable items nice. It was

(15:07):
pretty cool. We brought them back home and we just
tried to clean them up a little bit.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
What did you get from the dumpster?

Speaker 12 (15:15):
I mean my girlfriend. I got her this big, fancy
looking wooden cooking spoon. You know, she likes to cook,
so it worked.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
A single spoon, a big old wood She actually liked it.

Speaker 12 (15:27):
She used it for the rest of our relationship, cooking.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
With a dumpster SPOONID, okay.

Speaker 12 (15:36):
I got my dad this ceramic pickle, little face on it.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
A ceramic pickle.

Speaker 12 (15:42):
Yeah, it's just still sitting on his desk right now
to this day.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I love it. I thought as the pickle year.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You know, Chris, you got awesome gifts, like to the
point where people are like remembering and saving it.

Speaker 12 (15:56):
Yeah, they worked out. It's not the money, it's the thought.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Kind Yes, you didn't have it thought.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah, he thought I should dig through this dumpster.

Speaker 12 (16:06):
The best one I think of all is the one
I got my mom it's like this little decorative pillow
that's embroidered on it. It says live laugh lobotomy. It
works for her sense of humor, and it.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Describes her son in a nutshell.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
You don't worry about the material in the dumpsters. You
can't that in the washing machine. It's fine.

Speaker 12 (16:28):
It's got like a nice natural fade of it was
probably white when I first came into existence.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
It's got character and charm.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
You just tell her it's vintage. Yeah, it's the word
that you attached to anything.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Your mom still has the live laugh lobotomy pillow.

Speaker 12 (16:45):
She still has it.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, wow, they kept.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I will say that's the only live laugh sign that
I actually.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, cringe and how magical the year that you turned
your family's house into the inside of a dumpster. It's beautiful.
Oh you haven't told.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Them, good will?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I think it's time.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, this might be the year you surprised them with. Yeah,
the true story.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
You want to tell him about that?

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Well, it's really up to you.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
But hey man, thanks for sharing your holiday confession. That
was actually not as bad as I thought it was
going to be. And text in seven eight, five nine
too if you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Gotta give props to one of our listeners named Kennedy,
who went the extra mile to set up this prank today. Oh,
I love that She just started dating a new guy,
and she told him that her younger brother has been
having trouble meeting women on the apps, so she asked
if he'd be willing to just take a minute and
talk to.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Her brother over the phone to help him out a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, one tiny issue with that, she doesn't actually have
a younger brother.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
She made him up also that we could mess with
her new guy over the phone. It's your phone tap
right now.

Speaker 13 (18:14):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (18:15):
Oh is this Danny aka doctor Love?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (18:20):
Danny, Yeah, paging doctor Love. You've got a patient in
the oar and his dating life is in critical condition.

Speaker 13 (18:28):
I'm sorry, what's going on?

Speaker 9 (18:31):
Who is this? I'm just messing with you. It's Wesley
and Kennedy's little brother.

Speaker 11 (18:36):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (18:38):
Yes, she said that you'd be giving me a call.

Speaker 9 (18:40):
I'll get to the point. I could really use your
help with the the females. You know, I'm trying to
score some strange you're trying to do? What score strange?
Because Kennedy said that you two met on a on
a dating app and your bio was hell of fire.

(19:00):
So I just need advice from the man.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
It's you.

Speaker 13 (19:04):
I don't know if I'm the man, but yeah, we did.
We met on an app.

Speaker 9 (19:08):
Come on, don't be humble. He scored my sister and
she's like a hard six on a bad day.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I can pull that in my dreams.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
I get I'm not worthy.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (19:19):
Like I said, I'm a little I'm a little busy
right now. So if this something I can help you with,
and I gotta get moving.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
I just need some feedback on my Tinder bio.

Speaker 13 (19:27):
Yeah shoot, and right.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
Now my user name is you shoot. I score pretty sweet?
Can you get it? Because you shoot? I score?

Speaker 11 (19:39):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (19:40):
I don't know if I would go with that.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
You know, I just with my name.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
It was either that or bill Ny the Russian spy,
because yeah, I get it because normally he's he's a
science man and na it showcases my personality.

Speaker 13 (19:57):
I don't want to tell you what to do. You
got to go at your instincts. But if I'm you're asking,
you should just use your name, so I should.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
Should I call myself Big Wes.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
The b Dubbs, Maybe just Wes well Wesley.

Speaker 10 (20:13):
I don't like it.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
I like the Russian Spy. It's musical.

Speaker 13 (20:19):
Again, I don't know if I don't think a woman's
gonna read that and sing.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
You're you're right. Let's we should just move on to
the bio part. That's the juice.

Speaker 13 (20:27):
Yeah, but I gotta my bio.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
I put first of all, I'm a cheap date because
all I eat is taco bell.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
And maybe just say something like you have a sense
of humor or something.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Yeah, And then I said, plus, we'll never have to
argue about where we spend the holidays because my parents
are dead. So there's that.

Speaker 11 (20:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
I don't know it's funny because they're not really dead,
but it's it's a good talking point for the first date.

Speaker 13 (20:59):
It's a little morbid. I don't think anyone would know that,
Like they're not going to know that.

Speaker 9 (21:02):
Just keep it simple, oh like uh like keep it simple,
like if you're looking for a good time, I will
mace you with hundreds of useless fun facts. What because
I know a lot of fun facts and I will
smother you with them.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
You can't say, Nate, you don't. You can't. It's you're
trying to meet someone. You can't say you're gonna mace them.
What I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I wouldn't lead off with
any of this.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
Should I take something out or add add something on?

Speaker 13 (21:32):
Maybe you say you're quirky or something like that. Yeah,
you just try to just you know, be yourself.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
So if I said I'm a cycle, but the good kind,
that's kind of it's kind of true.

Speaker 13 (21:42):
No, now you're not listening to me.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
It's it is true. I took one of those online
psychopath tests and it came back positive.

Speaker 13 (21:50):
We don't tell anybody that. Okay, you gotta you gotta
talk about your hobbies, and you know, don't be don't
be so weird about everything. Just like your hobbies, what
you're into, what you like.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
I guess I'm if I think about it, I'm super
good at making cereal.

Speaker 13 (22:04):
You said what you're good at?

Speaker 9 (22:05):
What making cereal?

Speaker 11 (22:07):
You know?

Speaker 9 (22:08):
For breakfast? Oh, my lady, to get ready to meet
the serial killer. No, no, he's a good cycle.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
No, listen to me.

Speaker 13 (22:15):
You've got to stay away from all this weird stuff.
No one wants to go out a serial killer or
someone who's who's going to be in a psych though,
none of that.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Don't do that.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
But I have a question.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
I gotta go get ready to work.

Speaker 9 (22:27):
Okay, before you hang up, I'm not really Kennedy's little brother.
I'm just a stud radio host doing the prank phone
call when you watch your God Hello.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Riz a second, are dude, My name is actually jeff
from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. No way, nice
to meet you. But dude, your girlfriend Kennedy sets you
up for this phone tapp.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
She doesn't even have.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
A little brother.

Speaker 13 (22:51):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (22:55):
She did the whole thing just to set up this call.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
That's insane.

Speaker 11 (22:59):
I would take it. And how am I going to
help this.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Guy serial god killer with a c oh.

Speaker 13 (23:05):
That voice is scary?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
The week up every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Sometimes at the end of a nice dinner date, your
waiter will come and say something that just makes you
feel both like really really good. You know, like you
two make a really cute couple. You are my favorite
table tonight by far gosh, I would love to secretly
film YouTube kissing.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
That's a that's nice.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Well, it went a.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Little bit differently for the people on the phone with
us today. They got maybe the most awkward cringe comment
a server could possibly say to a couple at the
end of their night.

Speaker 11 (23:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
And yet still they made it through and they are
back to give us a special second date update update,
and who knows what comment will say at the end
of it. You're gonna hear it right after this second
Date up date. Brooke, what's that filter that you like
to use on Instagram to make yourself look like fifteen

(24:13):
years younger?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
There's no filter, sweetheart, It's just life.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
It's the FaceTime filter that you pay extra for because
the live filtering on the videos that costs a lot more.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Don't use a filter, Jeff, sure, yeah, FaceTime? Is you
mean face two? I think is actually what you mean?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Whatever, It's morning behind the mic over there. But I
only bring it up because in today's second Date update,
age was at the forefront of the conversation. At least
in the email that I just read from our listener,
Phil and I from experience, and people get a little
spicy when you talk about age. Jeff a little bit,
but apparently I don't know. He is worried that it

(24:55):
may have been a factor during his date. So let's
talk to him.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Phil, Phil, welcome to the show. Can you hear me
talking to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Part of the phone.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
I'm not okay, So here's what happened.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Okay, we haven't asked you that question yet. Phil, you're
gonna look quick.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Can you take us off speaker?

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Here we go?

Speaker 15 (25:16):
Is that better?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's way better?

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Good job, man, teach old dogs, new trick.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
All right, man, officially, welcome to the show. How you
doing today?

Speaker 11 (25:26):
Doing good?

Speaker 10 (25:26):
Doing good?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Are you doing all of that? You still like us?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And you even sound off speaking, So let's go straight
to your date here. Tell us about the girl that
you met recently. What's her name?

Speaker 10 (25:40):
Mandy?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Man?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Okay? Mandy?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Good?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
And I'm guessing you didn't meet Mandy on that app?

Speaker 10 (25:47):
I did meet Mayby?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Was it the app Coffee meets Metamucil?

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's that's too low.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
It was.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, I deserve that.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I like Phil spicy Yeah, that's good. We like it.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Okay, So walk us through the meeting and the meet.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Up with Mandy.

Speaker 10 (26:07):
Yes, so we went to this really great seafood spot.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's a dinner date. And what were you feeling before?
Henry nervous?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Excited?

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Yeah, you know, recently divorced. It's been a long time
since I had a first date, so I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Congratulations on getting back out there.

Speaker 14 (26:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
Yeah, okay, nice to hear something nice.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Eventually we become kind.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
We actually got your back, Phil, We got your back.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's good. So you go to the seafood restaurant where
food is easy to chew, and how did it go.

Speaker 10 (26:41):
The conversation's good. There is some talk about social media. Yeah,
I thought it was really interesting. She really liked the TikTok.
I'm more of a Facebook guy. Yeah, I actually downloaded it.
She got me, you know, interested in no matter what,
I'm gonna thank Mandy for that.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Were you guys able to can over other things?

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Yeah, you know, we talked about a lot of stuff.
It goes really good. We talked about like our first concerts.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Oh, I bet that was a big difference.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Mine was Aerosmith in eighty nine when rock was real
oh okay, okay, and hers was in fact ariana grande.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, okay, age a little bit. But hey, like we said,
you were honest. You knew what she was getting into.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
That's good and the fact that you're connecting is a
great sign.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
No matter what it is you're talking about, as long
as the conversation is going smoothly.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's perfect. So take us to the end of the day.
How did you wrap it up?

Speaker 10 (27:36):
So that was where it got a little embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Okay, how it happened.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
A little embarrassing. The waiter came to give us our bill,
and then he said, we hope you and your daughter
have enjoyed this meal.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Embarrassed. So now you're in a tough position because you
can either let it slide and just brush it off,
or you confront the situation head on.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
And tell him just start making out and really out.

Speaker 15 (28:09):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
What how did you handle it?

Speaker 13 (28:12):
Phil?

Speaker 10 (28:13):
You know, sometimes you just have to take it on
the chin.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Did you get any read on her reaction to that moment?

Speaker 10 (28:19):
Not really, I was a little taken aback. I was
a little embarrassed myself.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Okay, okay, do you think when you're out someone older,
you expect it.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Like everybody plays that game where you see a couple
like that out and you're like, you think they're a
couple or just dad.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, you see people in line. Sometimes it's fun to
play that game.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Yeah, because situation yea related.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
So okay, okay, have you reached out to her since
the date I have?

Speaker 10 (28:45):
I just haven't heard back, and I don't want to
be one of those people that over text.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You know, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Are you just doing straight phone calls?

Speaker 10 (28:53):
I can text?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Oh really, we're acting like he's eighty five years You've
got to be in like your f fifties or something, right,
your sixties?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
No comment? No, okay, all right? An well, a lot
of times a good way to like reach people now
is through DMS.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah, just but he has her number. He called a
radio station. He's cool enough to listen to our show.
We're gonna call it.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
It's just because we're calling from a random number. She
might not pick up when we dial her, but maybe
she will. Maybe she'll give us a chance and we
can talk to her and hopefully get an answer for
why she hasn't called you back.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
To hang out again. Because you sound like a great guy.

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Well, thanks for that. It's once again nice to hear
a second nice thing.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Well maybe by the end of this you'll have your
whole finger hunting brother.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
We're gonna think of lots of compliments to give to
you and about you when we called Mandy and get
you your second date update right after this. Okay, all right,
all right, man, hold on second date update.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two, playing a.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Little aerosmith for our listener. Phil. Yeah, really in honor
of the very first concert that he ever went to
back in nineteen eighty nine. And I bet he never
thought back then that he'd be on a hot date
today with a cute girl named Mandy whose first concert

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was Ariana Grande. A little bit of an age difference there,
which only came to light when their waiter dropped off
the bill at their table and said, we hope you
and your daughter.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Enjoyed your time here.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
So kind of an awkward moment, but hey, Phil rolled
with it. Unfortunately, though, he's not getting a response back
from Mandy afterwards, and that's where we come in trying
to help Phil.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Every word she is hitting him up, but it's on TikTok,
and guy, stop it. He is not that old a.
I mean, he's rusty because he was divorced and this
is his right.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
The one thing you may not understand is it there's
a lot of like ghosting in dating now.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
It's pretty normal and some people just like to go
out for a dinner.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Until did you know that?

Speaker 10 (31:10):
Did I know that the thing that happened to me happens?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Well, yeah, it happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's not and you shouldn't take it personally because it's
not a reflection of who you are or what you
can offer in a relationship like.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
That was a little spicy and Phil, if we can
get her, I'm not going to bring up the age
thing at all to her unless she says it first.
Is that good?

Speaker 6 (31:32):
Is that cool with you?

Speaker 8 (31:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Well, because if it's not about the age, and why
even bring it up.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
It shouldn't be because she again, when you meet on
a dating now, you's.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
Forgetting it's not like surprise.

Speaker 10 (31:46):
I was completely truthful about it.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, good, So I'd love to hear what excuse she
has for not calling a great guy like you back.
Let's figure it out. I'm going to dial her number
right now. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking
to talk with Mandy. This is a radio show called

(32:11):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Hi, Hey, is it okay if we chat.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
With you for a bit?

Speaker 11 (32:20):
I guess I don't have a lot of time, but okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well, this shouldn't take long because we're doing something called
a second date update and we're trying to help out
one of our listeners that you went out with the
other night and we heard it was actually pretty.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Fun, fancy seafood date.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Mm hmmm, good conversation. Well, TikTok action with a guy
named Phil.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
Oh no, not Phil, Yes, you mean, oh yes philow
Like I know, Phil's a little bit bummed because you
guys haven't arranged a second meetup.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
And if you don't want to, that's up to you,
but it would really help him out if you could
give an explanation for why.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, I mean, remember, this is a guy who's back
in the dating world these lord and some new things.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
You have to admit, he's a really nice guy, right.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Guess wasn't he nice on the date?

Speaker 15 (33:18):
I mean, I'm into dating older guys. But Bill's picture
it was a lot younger than what he made it out.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Okay, so he was older than you would normally date basically.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Okay, So maybe he chose an older photo of himself
because he liked how he looked however many years ago,
which I think a lot of people do. But yeah,
I mean we spoke to him and like his personality
seemed very vibrant and young. Really yeah remember Brock like
photos aside, he's on TikTok now, yeah, like he sounds cool.

Speaker 15 (33:54):
Well, here's the weird thing. I was showing him how
to do the TikTok and he basically ordered a glass
of milk.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
From my gosh, that's such an old guy from child.

Speaker 15 (34:05):
Ye kid, apologize for the battery being too low, and
he pulls out a full fanny pack and pack from
the fanny pack and he carries a fan pack super pack,
not just like a tiny one. It was a super
pack and the fanny pack.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
So he ordered milk and had a man fanny pack.

Speaker 15 (34:26):
And then on top of all that, the waiter he
made a comment, like a weird comment.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
That was that was really embarrassing for him.

Speaker 15 (34:36):
If I was waiting on that table, I would think
the same thing.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
It's not a good response in his back pocket.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Old guys, we keep a cook like a tube of
grease to do your hair.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
He's not a grandfather, is he?

Speaker 15 (34:51):
Well I don't know, but look, well he did start
talking about my credit score and my I alray.

Speaker 7 (34:58):
That's important.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Age.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
Yeah, you're probably really good for my future. But you
know that's not romantic.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Okay, Well he's just a little too get.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
It's good that you're sharing this with us, because Phil
really did need to hear I think some of those things,
because you might not know he is on the other
line right now listening to this phone call.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Many Oh my gosh, not Phil.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, no, it's it's a good thing because he really
did need to hear some of this stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
He's old, why to hear that.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
He's new to online dating. He needs to learn like
what to do and what not to do as he goes.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Forward in the age brackets, going forward.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Phil, talk to Mandy. She's on the phone right now.
You can have a conversation.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
Go ahead, So you're making fun of my fanny pack
on the radio.

Speaker 11 (35:53):
It's not about that.

Speaker 15 (35:55):
It was a big charger and I feel like I.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
Like you a charger.

Speaker 10 (36:00):
A lot can fit in that fanny pat, Do you.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Have it right?

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Books getting turned on?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You got in your fanny peg? Food?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Okay? Phil? How did you feel hearing Mandy say all that?
Just a moment ago.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 10 (36:17):
It hurt a little bit.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Yeah, and some of that sounds a little unfair really?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Part was the glass of milk cold or was it warm?

Speaker 10 (36:28):
One glass of milk before she food? Helps with the gut.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Okay, I didn't mean for you to okay it?

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, yeah, No, we got it. We got it, We
got it.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Phil.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
It just sounds like maybe between you and Mandy, there
wasn't so much romantic feelings going on. It was more
like a father figure wanting to help a younger person out.
That was the vibe that she was getting.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
Yeah, So what do you want?

Speaker 8 (36:52):
Man?

Speaker 10 (36:52):
How do I How do I be more romantic towards you?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Shift a little?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Just have to think about it different, Mandy. He's not
an older guy, he's just classic.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
He's the most interesting man in the world.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, sexy, No, you gotta look at it in a
positive way, like you will never get a two am
hey you up text from Phil. Yeah, they'll come at
five thirty. But that's fine.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
You guys are supposed to be helping me, help me
get a date with it.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Okay, we're trying. So we're just gonna ask Mandy.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Phil seems like a really cool, nice guy, and you
admit yourself that you like older men.

Speaker 11 (37:34):
Yeah, not that old.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Well, we still don't know what that number is.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
And we would like to offer to send you out
on another date with Phil that we pay for.

Speaker 15 (37:44):
Give Phil one more chance, you know what, as a wingwoman,
not any romance.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
No, all right, you may need that right now.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Listen, if you surround yourself with friends that are young,
you look younger.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Yeah, Brook know it's from experience. So there you go.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
She hangs out with us all.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
The time, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
After the call that we just heard, did anybody expect
to hear from Phil and Mandy again?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I mean, if they're friends on the phone, I expected it.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Date here they are, both of them are back to
give us an update on their life.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
I don't know, Like, are you two together now?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
No? No, no.

Speaker 15 (38:31):
Even he said, God no, not a relationship.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
All right, Okay, that's clear.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Well, last time we spoke to you, Mandy said she
wouldn't date you, Phil, but she would wing woman for you.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Did that happen?

Speaker 11 (38:45):
Best wing woman I ever?

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Best wing woman ever?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Really? What did she do?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
What you do?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Mandy?

Speaker 15 (38:54):
I definitely introduced them to my aunt, Sadie.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
You introduced him to your.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Aunt, that's all. Yeah, she's rich.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Aunt is very wealthy. Okay, that's awesome. So what you
hooked fill up with your aunt?

Speaker 11 (39:11):
Yeah, definitely it was.

Speaker 10 (39:13):
I set him up really equally.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I don't know about a woman. Okay, if you can
get a date for a friend, or if you just
passed her off to your aunt?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Details, are you in a relationship with her aunt? Oh?

Speaker 11 (39:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh god, answer.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
You?

Speaker 11 (39:32):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Smoking hot.

Speaker 10 (39:40):
Family?

Speaker 11 (39:41):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Is it awkward like in a family thing when you
know that you went on a date with your aunt's
now boyfriend.

Speaker 15 (39:50):
Well, as weird as it, themes are actually really cute together.
Actually they came over for Thanksgiving this year and it
was really fun.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
Wo.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I bet he had his fanny pack phill of pepto bismo.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, Phil, you dog.

Speaker 13 (40:06):
Got stay prepared.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
That's such a cu Yeah, not the happy ending I
saw coming, but it's much better than when I was
happy ending.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
So congratulations.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Okay, so all right, all right, Yeah, it's gotta be
one checks out.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Definitely keep us updated on what happens between Phil and
your aunt Sadie.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
And yeah, that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Do we need more of I don't even know what.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Maybe just send it in like a text message to
Last week, people claimed it was staged, but one of
the most viral videos on the internet was just confirmed
to be real. It was actually happened, really, and we'll
see if my co hosts know about it. Plus, I
know it's December, but we just got in the most

(41:00):
ridiculous nine to one one call of the entire year.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Oh and yes, it's also one hundred percent real.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Yay real.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
You would not trust you when you keep saying that,
because when you hear it, you're gonna think it's not.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
But I swear it's legit. It's all coming up during
a brand new.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
TikTok click shot.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
We'll do it right now. Did you see Oxford Dictionary
just announce their annual word of the year. Yeah, I
love this every year and their choice shocked a lot
of people, officially joining the ranks of brain rot riz
and goblin mode.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Oxford's word of the Year.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Is TikTok click Shot. Word is we've officially peaked as
a society.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Have you see a headline that says anything else, They're wrong, We're.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Right, that's true because it's TikTok Click Shock, where we
discuss the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. Let's
get right to it with your first TikTok Click Shock,
which is a viral video. I'm sure everyone in this
room has already seen.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Okay, I haven't spent much time online either.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
This is everywhere. It's the one where a family in
New Jersey was gathered together for Thanksgiving and a twelve
year old family members giving a speech before dinner in
front of a long ten foot table with all the
Thanksgiving food right on it behind her. Yes, I'm showing
the picture of it all my co host right now
and the audio. I'll have it for a year because

(42:24):
we have a few updates on it. Oh good, here's
updates on what happened. But here's how it went.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
And that was the table with all of the food,
but one.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Guy thought it was really funny. He's cracking up.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeah, I mean he didn't want to eat the green
bean castro all that.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
So if you haven't seen it, the entire table just
collapses and it wasn't staged. It actually happened where all
the food just spills out.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
On the.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, so much food. Yeah, I believe it's real.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I just thought some idiot put together some card tables
underneath a white drop cloth and hope that they would
work or.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Do what I did when I was younger.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I used to was strong enough to pull the yes exactly.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, those are tough sometimes, so.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Maybe some kids to blame.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Well, how did the internet react to it? They wanted
to blame someone. Some speculated a young boy at the
end of the table was leaning on it and caused
it to turn over.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh I do I see the little boy leaning Look
at there he is.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Others theorized the aunt who hosted the event put her
hand on it and that caused it to come crashing down.
But the true culprit, the family says, was just the
table itself. Due to old age. It had been in
the family a long time.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It was like an heirloom table, not.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
An heirloom table.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
It'd been in the family a long time.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
But you know those folding tables, Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
And the weird distribution of the food was off two
front loaded, just caused it to naturally tip over, and
that's what you see in the video. It's all in
the front.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I mean, I feel like we've also had to sit
through a speech. You're like, I wish someone would interrupt this.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
God did.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I watched this video and I thought I could eat
any of that food. It's still on the dice.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, it's on all four, sucking the crambones out of
the carpet.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Good news is the family was able to laugh about it,
not just that one guy in the video, and some
of the turkey, ham and steak were saved and they
had backup sides ready. Just a short while later, ca okay,
So that was a TikTok click shot.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Here.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Next TikTok click shot is out of North Carolina, where
a nine to one one call went viral, getting millions
of clicks.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I'm excited to hear this one.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It was for what this woman claimed happened to her
while she was driving her car. So let's listen.

Speaker 11 (44:55):
One one.

Speaker 12 (44:55):
Okay, you may not believe me, but I just had
a bald eagle.

Speaker 14 (44:58):
Drop a cat through my Win't shield. It absolutely shattered
my windshield.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
I do believe you, honestly. Oh my goodness, I've heard crazier.
Another question, is the cat still alive?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
No, it is not, but it's on the side of
the road.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
I have to ask just to make sure.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Okay, this is all loud.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Come on a lot of chuckles for a pretty tragic scene.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
It was alive, but I.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Didn't finish it off.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I also ate the bald eagle for dinner.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
It is odd, though, that an eagle would drop a
cat through a windshield, Like, what are the chances of that?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I was at a baseball game and an eagle came
over with a fish, and I thought for sure it
was going to drop.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
Open.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Nobody's mad when it's a fish.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Of course, comments came flooding in. One said North Carolina,
where even the air is trying to kill you. Another
person said that's it. I am officially working from home forever,
and this user roade imagine explaining to HR that you're
late because an eagle tossed a cat through your car.
Sure nine one one believed you, but would your company?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Maybe gallous? But why did she called nine one one?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Just pull on because it's a car exod because the
come in document.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I thought it just I just thought it just hurt
her windshield. Cat went through the car, the cats on
the side. It had to have bounced off. If it's
now a rod.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Happens every day.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I hit a car and the police don't come.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Let's just move on.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
There's a TikTok, click shot and your final TikTok.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
This is actually a good news story.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Less dead cats, Well, no dead cats. A falcon dropped
a Schnauzers through a Jonald's plate. I'm just kidding. A
couple in Minnesota recently got engaged and they met in
maybe one of the strangest ways possible about a decade ago.
They were both in the hospital as teenagers when they
both woke up from comas. Oh my gosh, it's like

(47:15):
a soap opera. Yes, crazy, And since they were in
neighboring rooms, their moms bonded and they kept in touch.
So they all got together for dinner a while back,
and after that the boy, Zach, got Isabelle's number. They've
been dating for about a year and he just surprised

(47:36):
her by proposing at the hospital where they originally met,
and they captured the moment on video.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
So here it is. This is an honor to be here.
He has redeemed our stories.

Speaker 9 (47:51):
I just want to have a question for you.

Speaker 13 (47:53):
Will you marry me?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
After she said yes, they drove home together. Where a
deer through a beaver?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Chance that you can eat for sure?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
In all seriousness, The news reporter who covered the story
ended it by saying, two lives that intersected in the
worst of times are now paving the road together in
the best of ways.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
That is amazing.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
And you know the mother in law is like each other.
That's already a benefit.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
See ending it on a positive note for one.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, that roller coaster of aping towards don't call the police.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Not need those for your stories for the.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the Grinch.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Is up to no good again.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
And you know what she eats for the holidays?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Children, roast beast newbies. Oh yeah, she is a mean one.
Looking to jump down on another new player Kyle Today,
Kyle Kyle dash his Christmas hopes and dreams with maybe
a little squirre of siracha at the top.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Aren't you looking plump? Kyle?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Kyle, welcome to the dinner table, my man, oh, thank you.

Speaker 14 (49:30):
I mean I can be tasty.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Presenting himself a snacker, a full meal?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
What do you what do you go with here, Kyle?

Speaker 14 (49:38):
Oh this time of year, I'm definitely a full meal.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Kyle says, you listen to our show every morning with
your boss Andrew? Yes, sir, that's interesting. We get a
lot of people that say they listen with their kids
in the car or their significant others.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
But you and your boss cuddle up and listen together.
That's kind of cool company.

Speaker 14 (49:56):
Yeah, and actually cuddling up together and listening to it's
the perfect chription of how it goes.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Oh you work?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, this sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
He's spooning him right now. All right, Okay, tell your
boss to be quiet because we're going to get to
the questions here.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many as possible.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready, yes, sir? Good luck? Your time starts now.
Jay Z celebrates a birthday today is he in his
forties or fifties?

Speaker 10 (50:26):
Fifties?

Speaker 6 (50:26):
What company makes phones.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Called the Galaxy fansong? The actor John Voight is the
father of what famous female actress. What famous European building
is nicknamed the Iron Lady in the movie Frozen. What's
the name of the snowman.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
In hockey?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's called a face off? But what's the term used
to start every NBA basketball game?

Speaker 14 (50:52):
Fitball?

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Oh okay, I already know we're going to hear from Brook.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
I know, I know what's one you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Something is gonna happen when we get to that question.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But in the meantime, Kyle, it says on my screener
here that every Christmas morning you go visit with your
in laws and you have a family tradition where you
all watch Christmas Story, which plays on loop on TBS.
Just watch it all day.

Speaker 14 (51:17):
Uh No, we typically will watch it one full time through,
but it's it will stay on here and there throughout
the day.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Yeah, there's a couple channels like Hallmark free Form.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
They just have all stuff all the time.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
What's your favorite part of the Christmas Story?

Speaker 14 (51:32):
Oh, it's definitely when Ralphie beats up buckets.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Is that the end?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
No, No, that's in the beginning, and he's like, cuss
it and he loses his glasses and then his mom
comes and he starts crying.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Need to watch it.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
That's not our Christmas rotation.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I always like when Ralphie falls down and he can't
get back up, is on the pole? Yeah yeah, yeah,
I do remember Ralphie falls down in a snowsuit so big.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, you can't remember anytime a child is in peril person.
That's great, o, Kyle, thanks for bringing.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
That George round.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
All right, broke it happy.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
You can't stop smiling.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Your time starts now. Jay Z celebrates a birthday today.
Is he in his forties or fifties?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Fifties?

Speaker 6 (52:21):
What company makes phones called.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
The Galaxy Samsung?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
The actor John Voight is the father of what famous female.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Actress Angelina Jolie.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
What famous European building is nicknamed the Iron Lady the
Eiffel Tower in the movie Frozen. What's the name of
the snowman off in hockey? They call it a face off?
But what's the term used to start every NBA basketball game?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Tip off? Yay, my husband will be so proud of me.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
If you got it right, I think I did. Let's
go to the scoreboard and see how you both did.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
With Jose, I would like to take sex for five hundred.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
What Kyle, you got four correct today?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
WHOA, that's a good score.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Oh, that's a great score.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
And Brook six, well done, well done, because I didn't
have my boss whispering sweet nothings in my ear and
distracted me.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Kyle, Yle, Let's go to the answers for everybody. Jay
Z celebrates a birthday today. He is in his fifties,
turning fifty six.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
He's always looked at no one else.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Going to guess forties. The company that makes phones called
the Galaxy is Samsung. Samsung Galaxy is the Android version
of the iPhone, and John Voyd is the father of
actress Angelina Joe Lee. The European building nicknamed the Iron
Lady is the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Cool thought we were gonna have is the Eiffel Tower
of building.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Conversation, Oh God, don't start, Thank god we didn't get there.
In the movie Frozen, the snowman is named ol off.
In hockey, it's called a face off. In NBA basketball,
they call it a tip off.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Or a jump ball.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
We also would have accepted. Okay, So, Kyle, I'm sorry
it wasn't enough to beat Brook. You're gonna have to
base yourself in gravy because she's going to consume you
for dinner.

Speaker 14 (54:07):
Your poster it all right, I'll start on that right now.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Okay, perfect. But just for playing, we are going to
give you a family four pack of tickets to the
Issaquah Reindeer Festival at Cougar Mountain Zoo. Take part in
the most unique celebration in the Northwest, happening November twenty
eight through December twenty third.

Speaker 14 (54:23):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Thank you, Yes, hey, thanks for being on the show
for the first time. Does it make you want to
come back or never listen again?

Speaker 13 (54:32):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (54:32):
I am definitely coming back.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It was awesome having you on. Come back and play
against Son. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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