FULL SHOW: Oopsie Stalking Date, World Record Loser Line + Whatcha Doin’ at Ren Faire (8/18/25)

FULL SHOW: Monday, August 18th, 2025

Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey:

Youtube

Instagram

TikTok

BrookeandJeffrey.com

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's bringing Jeffrey in the morning. We got a
full hour for you right now.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Apparently there's a guy that called her a loser line
who's trying to get in the Guinness World Record books.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm gonna guess it didn't work out with us.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
We never know.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
We understand that Jeffrey tried.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
He tried to get in the Guinness World Record and
it was all because the Capri.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Sun was the wrong side.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
He needs to retry it.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It really should. I don't know why we have it.
We gave up, I know we really did. All right,
what are you seeing in the comments, Alexis.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yeah, Martin said, listening to y'all is like an investment.
I have to decide whether to listen to one show
each day or to save all the shows to.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Listen to them consecutively.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
There's a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I mean, this is already a full hour, I know,
so you could do five hours with us.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Your mental state after that can't be good.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
There's got to be like a warning against that. Absolutely,
I'm sure there is. All Right, we're gonna start your
full hour right now.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
How lazy is too lazy?

Speaker 7 (00:56):
That's a challenge.

Speaker 8 (00:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
There's such a thing for It's Brooke.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
And Jeffery in the morning, because we've all had our
moments where you don't feel like cooking dinner one night
and you don't want to run out to the store,
so you just order something for delivery.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
And I bring it up because there's a story going
viral where someone who works at McDonald's posted a video
of a strange door dash order that came through to
the restaurant asking for just one item.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
One. That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
All they wanted was a single packet of salt.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What no food?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
They're going to play a delivery fee to get that.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
That's the weird things because normally McDonalds would hand those
out for free, but since you ordered through the app,
you have to do the delivery fees plus leave a
tip once they bring it over. Brook, what would you
say you should tip on a single packet of salt
delivered to your house?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I feel like a lot because if you were willing
to pay for the delivery of that, that means you
need to tip ten bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
You totally you must be in a dark place in
your life if that's what you have to do. And
just like order salt.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You have money, so easy solutions here.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm with her.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
A lot of restaurant workers in the commons said they
actually seen similar orders like this, like people just wanting
a single dipping sauce delivered to them, and a few
other strange one item orders that people have requested a
small beverage cup of maple syrup.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's pretty expensive stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:20):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah, someone wanted just a plastic fork from Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, that is the best to improve their already collection
of cutlery.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
There's a small bag of pickles somewhat ordered, and twenty
individual slices of American cheese. Oh, I'd like to door
dash one shot collar. Question of the day, No tomato
with a side of Jake sauce.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Are you tipping? Are you tipping?

Speaker 6 (02:49):
I'll tip all the way Give it to us, Jake.

Speaker 10 (02:53):
Someone called French basketball phenom Victor Wembanyama, because today we're
gonna need an expert on rejections.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
That one cut deep.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He rejects a lot of Yeah, he's a really.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Tall player in the NBA.

Speaker 10 (03:14):
Send you his Instagram. I say that because a survey
found the top twenty excuses that women will use to
turn a man down for a date. You'll each have
to say them to me as I hold back tears
during a special romantic rejection edition of plenty of dwenty. Now, remember,

(03:42):
the number one answer on the board will trigger the
silver save, which keeps you in the game after a
wrong answer. Now, let's begin with the woman who's never
once rejected a male's advances, not even from a blood relative.
That's Fox for a top twenty rejection lines that women
used to turn men down.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, I mean, uh, I'm just gonna say you simply
say I'm not dating right now.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 10 (04:09):
I'm not looking to date right now? Is number seven
on the list? Brook, you're not looking for a relationship
or you're just trying to be single.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, there we go. Okay, that's it.

Speaker 9 (04:19):
Right.

Speaker 10 (04:19):
Next up is Alexis.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I mean the classic like when someone asked for your
number and you're like, oh, sorry, I'm already dating someone.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, boyfriend, I'm seeing other people.

Speaker 10 (04:28):
Jake, I've got a boyfriend number six on my list. Jose,
it's your turn?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Oh many do why I hear him?

Speaker 11 (04:36):
Jake?

Speaker 9 (04:37):
Yah?

Speaker 12 (04:38):
First one I thought of the easiest one is to
say I already have plans, like you're.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Going to dating, You're busy. I'm busy.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
I'm busy, Jose said, I'm busy number eight on my list.
My life is too complicated right now.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
So that's correct.

Speaker 10 (04:55):
What's going on, Jeffrey, we're up to you.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
I don't know when when I meet people, they always
immediately blurred out, sorry, I'm not into guys anymore. And
I'm like, well, you responded to the ads, so that's
a little bit mixed messages. But I'm not into I'm
not into dudes.

Speaker 10 (05:11):
I'm not into men anymore. Number eighteen sense we're back
to the top of the list. That's Brooke.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I feel like just saying it's against my religion would
be like good, nobody's gonna question you.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
I mean, what's your religion?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
What religion doesn't want people to meet and fall in love.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
They're not gonna with question.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
I stopped.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm a Satanist, oh man, I think God.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's either that or I'm not over my ex. I
think I'm gonna go with I'm not over my ex.

Speaker 10 (05:48):
I'm not over my ex is number twelve. I just
got out of a serious relationship under Alexis.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
It's like when people say I'm working on myself, is
that the same as I'm not dating right now?

Speaker 7 (05:58):
It kind of is similar. But I wonder you know that.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
People are working on their own like self growth and
stuff like, is that different?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I they just do it.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I gonna say I'm working on myself, Jake.

Speaker 10 (06:07):
I'm really focused on myself. Number three on the list.
I'll focus on myself or focused on my career.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (06:14):
Back to Jose.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
The easiest thing to say is you're not my type.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
I'm not physically attracted to you. It okay, everything about.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Your breath.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Thank you for translating, Ladies, you're not my type.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
Number nine on the list, I'm not attracted to you
in that way. We're really cooking now, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I know a common one lately that you hear is, oh,
you're a libra. Oh I'm a score beyond our astrological signs.

Speaker 10 (06:48):
Our horoscopes don't match. Number seventeen on the list.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
That's actually there.

Speaker 10 (06:53):
Back to Brooks.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, how about just like.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
You're in the moment and you're panicking and you say,
I have a friend or family emergency.

Speaker 10 (07:02):
I can't I have an emergency. Did not make our list.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
I'm sorry, I just grab my pants.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's more like, oh my god, my best friends cried
in the Yeah.

Speaker 10 (07:15):
Oh, I was thinking, like my best friend craftter pants.
I have to go. Alexis, it's your turn.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
What if it's just like I'd rather be friends.

Speaker 10 (07:26):
Let's be friends. Number one answer on the board and
the sober save Jose, We're back to you. You got any more?

Speaker 7 (07:33):
I have one more. I'm just gonna say political views.

Speaker 10 (07:37):
We don't agree politically. Did not make the top twenty Jeffrey,
it's up to you. A wrong answer gives the game
to Alexis, and a right answer keeps you in it.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Okay, Well, if you're going like you're not my type,
maybe the opposite of that is like, I don't think
I could keep up with you.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're too much, too you're too much, You're too much.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
I think you're too good for me. Only fifteen on
the list, Jeffrey Dotting. The bottom of the list here,
Alexis is silver silver saved.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh god, I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I reject guys or if they try to buy me
a drinking out on drink with them, I'm pregnant Jake.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Sorry, I'm pregnant, Jake.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
I'm not on the list, but you have the silver
save Jeffany needs a right answer.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
I guess I would just go with I don't think
my parents would approve of you.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Oh, I parents, That is not on my list. Jeffrey
Alexis wins the rejection line plenty of twenty.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
The expert on rejecting men, takes the victory today. She
is going to choose who gets shocked, and they're going
to sing someone like you by Adele Brooke.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I expected more rejection lines from you.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
She's just not used to it.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Never mad, so blah black you.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I wish not but the best for you?

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Isn't that about like sad about being Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, she got dumb.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
We cover a lot of food news on this show.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, but we rarely
ever focus on the beverage side of things.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's a good point, Jess.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
That's why today we're doing our first ever first report. Yeah,
there's a couple of questionable drink decisions being made by
pretty big companies, and the listeners need to know. First.
The restaurant chain Taco Bell, for the first time in

(09:50):
over two decades, they announced they're adding a new permanent
flavor to their eclectic beverage menu, introducing the all new
Mountain Dew Baha Midnight's glowing purple colored drinks.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Yeah, so, yeah, you know that.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Anybody ordering that's going to be very high.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's actual different flavor of Baja blass or is it
just a different color.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
It's a different flavor. It's got a little bit of
passion fruit taste to it. But usually new drinks that
are introduced like this don't become permanent right away.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well they're confident.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Taco Bell was like, nope, gen zers are going to
drink any glowing purple liquid that we put So that's
officially being offered nationwide.

Speaker 13 (10:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
It's such a natural color too.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Also in the Thirst Report, Regal Cinema is selling a
new icy flavor inspired by Harry Potter. It's butter beer icy.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, you're so cute.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
The first time. It's actually just butterscotch.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Wait a minute, there's ice cream at the top of this.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
It's not ice cream. It's cold cream foam with Yes
Jose a butterscotch taste to the icy. Apparently nobody knows
why they're doing this. There's not even that Harry Potter
movie coming out, but they did put a wand in
the promo picture, so that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
So they're coming out with the new show with a
little Harry Potter.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
That's not a movie. Theaters always very little.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I don't know they're going to show it in movies.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
The kid that they cast for it is so cute,
zero logic.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
You heard it first on the Thirst Report. That's a
totally different thing. Some Laser Stories that's coming up next.

(11:55):
It's the radio segment that's teamed up with our own
Brooke Fox to launch a brain and new charity called
Break a Wish No where children in need make a
request and then Brooke personally visits them to say, no,
that's not gonna happen for me, so terrible.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I would.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Well, she will pose in a picture with them though
after they signed the NDA. It's Laser Stories, the segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser those
other dream dashers just joke this first. This is your idea.
I don't know why you're hating on it. This first

(12:36):
laser story is out of North Carolina, who last month,
forty nine year old's Gary Scholar was about to go
into a longhorned steakhouse when he had the idea to
bring his dog in with him. And by his dog,
I don't mean a service animal or a longtime companion.
This dog was a mutt that Gary found wandering outside

(12:56):
in the steakhouse parking lot.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, you bring the food out to the dog. Don't
bring the dog into a restaurant. I can't stand the.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Like it's a service dog, right, I'm like yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Once inside, an employee told Gary that feeding his dog
at the table was a health code violation, so he
would not be able to continue doing that. I can
see Gary's response. He chucked a plate at the waiter's head.
He then allegedly started screaming obscenities and insulting other workers. There,

(13:32):
you scavengers just worked for big tips and free food.

Speaker 14 (13:38):
How are you guys on this maniac side the movie
Lady in the Tramp, Someone's got to feed the dog,
So they told Gary to leave, and he threw another
porcelain plate.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Money he is attacking people.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
He must have thrown it pretty hard too, because this
time an employee ended up going to the hospital notating
seven stitches to close the wind.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Even the dogs like chill bro So.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Cops arrested Gary. He's facing a charge of assault that
inflicted a serious injury. Plus they can't find the dog anywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
It was embarrassed by Gary's Beha ran away.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Gary told them he's a steakhouse dog now, but none
of the officers knew what that meant. Let's go your
next lazer story. Out of Los Angeles, a sixty four
year old man named Trenton Dick for has not been
Don't laugh, don't laugh. Trenton has not been the greatest

(14:43):
neighbor to people on his block.

Speaker 14 (14:45):
Well, he's mad because he can't figure out what it's
for you telling me he's acting like a dick.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
For the reason why he hasn't been the best neighbor
is a few months back he installed train horns on
his property, which blast multiple times a day.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh my god, apparently there's somebody in my neighborhood that
has a train whistle like an old one that kids.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Can walk by, and two.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but there's another lady protesting it. It's a whole thing. Yeah,
it's a big thing on our neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
App Well, the thing with these train horns is they
keep going until they run out of air. Yeah, that's
what they run on. And it's a legit train horn,
which has a range of more than three miles. Neighbors
have been calling the cops for months, but up until
this week, they didn't seem to do anything. Oh my god,
they come out, talk to Trenton and then just leave.

(15:44):
Finally the local news got involved and they spoke to him.
He admitted he's doing it intentionally because he has a
personal beef with his neighbor and their leaf blower.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Okay, so he's.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Gonna get back by blowing a train.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
He claims he's been harassed by their leaf blowing sounds
for years and the police won't help him, and when interviewed,
Trenton said, I just want justice to be served. I
do sincerely apologize to my neighbors. I'm honest to God,
I'm so sorry to discomfort you people in your homes,
but I just don't know what else to do. He
then proceeded to blow the horn again.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Good night everyone.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
And after that Trenton was arrested, charged and released. And
neighbors are hoping the noise will now stop, especially because
yesterday officials seized the train horns from his property.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yet no jake breaks allowed in my hometown.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
What you know, it's for semi trucks.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Oh, talking about her new father. And let's go to
your next laser story. Out of the study of sleep,
do you or a friend or a loved one have
sleep apnea?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
But I know people, My best friend has to travel
with a sea pap machine.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, not cute either.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
If you do, you might want to start blowing into
a cont shell.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like a seashell.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Yep. The study out of India broke people into two groups,
conch shell blowers and deep breathers.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And are you excited that you get into the cont
shell group?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Do you sleep with your mouth so you inhale? Exhale?

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Launch?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
They had each group practice at least fifteen minutes a day,
five days a week.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh, hey, you're getting good at this contract.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
The shell heads, I'm pretty sure that's what they called them.
In the study. They vastly improved their sleep over the
deep breathers.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
Wow, like help train their breathings.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
The people who blew into the shell daily had five
fewer interruptions during their sleep, they slept better overall, and
saw a thirty four percent drop in their daytime tiredness.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I imagine a con shell person living next door to
that train.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
He's like, I'm trying to sleep. He's like, okay, good.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
So what do the experts say about it? They think
it's possible that this actually could be effective because blowing
on it helps strengthen the muscles in your face and
your throat. But they won't be swapping people's seapap machines
out for seashells anytime soon. Sound like MLA, at least
not untill more studies come out proving the con shell

(18:26):
is for real.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
I think it's cool and it's nature solving it.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
And speaking of a guy who likes blowing into random objects,
oh my god, just said he believes everyone should blow
into a knee high boot every single Sunday, not for
the health benefits, just for the thrill of it. And
that sound means laser stories has come to an end
for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (18:50):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
When you're hot, sexy and single. What are your goals
when you go out on the weekend. Is it like
Alexis trying to get as many free drinks purchase for
you as possible?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Or is it like jose when he goes in public
and yells, who wants to take a selfie with me?
And let me record a personal video for your children
on your phone? You don't know me, I'm on the radio.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's also fun.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
What are your kid's names? One guy had a much
bigger goal than any of those, and he was looking
for one woman to go down in history with him,
to get both of their names into the Guinness Book
of World Records. Yes, sadly it didn't happen, because his
voicemail came to us and we're gonna play it for
you in a brand new Loser line coming up right

(19:42):
after this.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
Loser line. Good by, Just call me.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Back if you haven't heard the Loser line before. It
works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
out at the club and uses this charming pick ap
line on you sweetams. Do you know your boobs?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
You remind me of the moon Landing.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
I mean, I'm like super fake, but I'm still tuning in. Yeah,
I believe whatever you do to try and hook him
up with your sister, oh Man, that you don't like,
that's when you give him the numbers of the loser
line family there. Hopefully it's an awkward voicemail where can

(20:25):
play on the air voicemails like this one.

Speaker 15 (20:29):
Hey Tom, it's I.

Speaker 16 (20:33):
I'm calling because I feel super bad about something and
I just I wanted to tell you, like I had
so much fun the other.

Speaker 15 (20:39):
Night, but I kind of lied about something and.

Speaker 16 (20:45):
I'm really embarrassed, and I like, I really like you,
So that's like, I just I want to confess because
you know the part about having to leave because my
uncle's car got hit by a hot tub that bounce
off the truck.

Speaker 15 (20:59):
I know it sounds because like it didn't happen.

Speaker 11 (21:01):
That was a total life.

Speaker 15 (21:02):
I wanted to go to the other bar with you,
but I kind of panicked. So that's why I was like,
oh my god, I've just come up with like some
super crazy lie. That's not the first time lied, and
I want about something else about like my cat getting
stuck in a tuba, but I don't have a cat,
and I yes, I don't have a tuba either. But seriously, like,
I do really like you and I do want to
see you once my uncle, of course gets better after

(21:24):
the hot tub car accident thing.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Just kidding, but she comes up with lies that you
just wouldn't question. I know, Wait a minute, I'm such
a good visual.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
Yeah, can you imagine?

Speaker 6 (21:39):
That's why I think that she's kind of a keeper,
because even though you know she's gonna lie to you,
she'll never get away with it. Who ate the last pancakes?
She's not going with oh the dog ain No, she's saying,
three lions in a minute, tar broke in through the
skylight and then they all flew away.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
She's never gonna be Ignorance is bliss? That relationship is
what you're saying.

Speaker 17 (22:04):
Next, Hey, yeah, this this is Eric. We met at
the club the other night. I just you give me
your number, and I wanted to give you a call
because I just wanted.

Speaker 13 (22:16):
To say I really liked your look.

Speaker 18 (22:18):
It was I mean, I like the I'm gonna be
I asked I don't even have to say that.

Speaker 11 (22:23):
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 18 (22:23):
I love a muffin top. And that was it was
all working. It was working really really well. And I
here's I wanted to see if I could buy you
something to wear and maybe you'd want to go out sometime. Uh.

Speaker 11 (22:40):
I have to ask your signs.

Speaker 13 (22:42):
Because I don't want it to be too big. In fact,
I want it.

Speaker 18 (22:45):
I want it to be a little bit too small
so that it really accentuates you know, all your curves
and all.

Speaker 11 (22:51):
The right places.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Next message, Yo, this guy, I hate that guy.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh you know I'm in soul.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Do you know the top Man? Because we do. He
lives on creepy Lane.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I have so much anxiety from these low rise jeans
coming back like we just a lot.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
He loves low rise jeans.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I don't guarantee it because there's nobody that can wear
them that doesn't have it.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Speaking of a you talking to me? You tick talking
to me?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Is this is this? You see?

Speaker 10 (23:26):
If you want a.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
TikTok, will give you something to TikTok about took They
post the number one loves.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
A lot you every single week on that you guys
cannot call me.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Your messages like this one. We put it on a TikTok.

Speaker 19 (23:46):
Hey it's me, Thanks for giving me your number, so
here I am call me back.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
I guess.

Speaker 19 (24:05):
He said you wanted to do something, so whatever, So
I guess if that's what you want to do, like
we can do that too. I guess I don't know.
Really looking forward to it, cammy? Okay?

Speaker 11 (24:26):
Next message?

Speaker 10 (24:27):
Are you looking forward to it?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
You know what, if there's a person out there longing
for a relationship where you just don't have conversation, this
would be the girl you want to do.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
She just seems so boring. Imagine her on a roller coaster.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
We we just won forty.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yeah, wow, you want to buy a house?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
You should stop the texting.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (24:54):
Next message, Hey Kelly, this is you gave me your
number the other day. I was calling to see if
you would be interested in This is ridiculous. I'm just
gonna say it. I am trying to set a world
record with the most kisses in an hour by one couple,
so before you hang up at the records two hundred

(25:17):
and seventy seven. It was set by a mister Cherry
and miss Kimiko out of Japan. Some mean we got
a little competition. But look, when I saw your lips,
I just knew that you would probably be perfect for this.
So I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo.
But I did the mask and it's about five kisses
every minute, but we could probably do more if we

(25:37):
don't use tongue.

Speaker 11 (25:38):
I'm just throwing that out there.

Speaker 13 (25:39):
But I'm a goal gear in life, you know, and
I just figured that you'd be a great candidate. So
don't worry about it. Don't freak out. I'll bring the
limp from and you can bring the lip offs by cool.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
I think that ever actually works.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
No, I think it's being serious. Do you think it's
like a ploy to get her over to kiss him?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
He's like, look, I don't want to do anything else.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I feel like if this was ten years ago, Brooke
would have been all in setting opportunity.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
You don't know much about my dating life. There wasn't
a ton of kissing.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Yeah, if it was a record for how many times
you reach home in an hour, let's.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Talk about that just more.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
Okay, guys, let's do some over the shirt.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Remember you can listen to Lose online regularly at this
time every week. Or on any of our affiliates across
North America. Plus check out our YouTube insta. We're gonna
do a phone this all.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Right, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
So today's phone tap needs a little bit of background. Okay,
your husband and wife live in a nice neighborhood and
one night he's putting away some garden tools in their backyard.
His wife hears something from the balcony, so she looked
sound to the back and sees him peeing behind a bush. Now,
why didn't he go inside and use a toilet? You

(27:07):
should probably ask all men that question, because we love
doing it.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
There's a bush, It's like, that's what it's Honestly, I'm jealous, Yeah,
I really am.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's the only reason I ever want to be a man.

Speaker 13 (27:17):
You just sho.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
But when he came back in, she said, don't do that.
The neighbors might see you. What did he do? He
came up with an elaborate plan to prank her that
involves their hoa president in a fake documentary series. You're
gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Another Hello,

(27:44):
Hi is this Grace? Yeah, Hey Grace, my name is
Martin Rubb two BS I think Linda from the homeowners
Association said, I'd be reaching out to you.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, Hi, nice to meet you.

Speaker 11 (27:58):
Nice to meet you.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yeah. So I'm you're probably aware your subdivision was selected
to be the focus of our web show that we're doing.

Speaker 20 (28:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah and interesting and fun time.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
We're certainly open. So and Linda did mention to you
that you will be compensated.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Right, yes, yes, yes, okay, great.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
So let me just take a second and run down
how this is going to work. So most of the
videotaping at your residence is going to be happening outdoors, okay,
And if you wouldn't mind not mentioning it to your
husband so we could get the candid footage, that would
be preferable.

Speaker 20 (28:37):
Okay, okay, I mean yeah, that might be a little tricky,
but yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Huh, why is that tricky? Don't tell your husband?

Speaker 20 (28:47):
Yeah no, I just yeah, I mean when you say
don't tell my husband, like, I don't understand you said candid,
So what do you what does that really mean? Like
the candid footage?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Sorry, did Linda not go over this with you?

Speaker 20 (29:00):
I mean, Linda said that it's going to be a
documentary on our neighborhood. But that was all the.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
International yeah, a sort of. I mean we're doing an
expose on men who openly pee out doors. Uh yeah,
and your husband, Your husband, Seth is apparently a pro
does it all over the neighborhood. Wait wait, I mean
you know this right?

Speaker 13 (29:26):
Well?

Speaker 21 (29:27):
Wait, so wait told you.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
That Linda and all the neighbors, they're the ones that
nominated him for our Operation urination violation segment. We're gonna
have to call it.

Speaker 21 (29:38):
Wait, everybody know.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
For this huh yeah, but let me tell you about
the titles, because you know they want to do Operation
urination Violation and I get the you know, alliteration rhyming
with that. I wanted to call it pissed off because
I thought that was funny.

Speaker 16 (29:58):
I'm the one that's pissed off.

Speaker 15 (30:00):
Should not be opening?

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Well, no, it's only it's only for men. Only men
can be in it. We can't have you going outside.

Speaker 20 (30:05):
No, I'm no, no, no, like I'm pissed off right now.

Speaker 21 (30:09):
Oh, Linds like freaking telling everybody this.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Okay, hold on, sorry, are you saying that you didn't
know anything about this at all? No?

Speaker 15 (30:20):
I never gave permission for this.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Okay, let's let's let's take a second. Let's take a breath,
and let me back up here. Because Linda and the
homeowners association signed the whole neighborhood up to be featured
on this show. What it's called Naughty Neighbors.

Speaker 16 (30:34):
I don't know anything about this.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Think of it like the next door of YouTube.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
They don't have a bunch.

Speaker 14 (30:40):
Of perverts watching my husband's pea outside.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
It's not perverts, man, it's just educational.

Speaker 21 (30:46):
No. No, this is some kind of strange like peak
show you're putting on the internet.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
No, not peep show, man, pea show. This is all wrong,
it's right.

Speaker 20 (30:57):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
I can't.

Speaker 11 (30:59):
I can't do that.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Here's the good news. You don't have to do anything.
We just have to catch your husband going outside somewhere.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, I'm not gonna set my husband.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Up for this.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
No, you don't have to set him up. Apparently your
husband's well known in the community for just pulling out
his stuff and watering everywhere.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 20 (31:16):
That they know.

Speaker 16 (31:17):
He doesn't know that anybody knows except me.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Oh okay, so I do have confirmation that this is
actually happening.

Speaker 16 (31:27):
Well, okay, you.

Speaker 20 (31:30):
Know what that is between me and my husband.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Well, not really, because at this point it's not really
up to you whether we do this or not. The
homeowner's Association's already signed off on it, so.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
He didn't sign off on it.

Speaker 20 (31:42):
I didn't sign.

Speaker 19 (31:42):
Off on it.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
No, the Homeowner's approved of it. They signed off that
I could record this and agreed to feature it on
a radio show. No, I don't want to with the
prank call segments that they do. No, it's too late
to say no, because you're already on the show called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Linda, and your husband's
you up to do a prank phone call on you
right now?

Speaker 11 (32:03):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Dory.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
We're not going to film your husband going outside or
doing anything like that.

Speaker 15 (32:13):
I don't want we want to know this.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
I'm just curious. Who are you more mad at, Linda
or your husband for setting you up.

Speaker 20 (32:23):
I'm mad at my husband.

Speaker 21 (32:24):
I mean, obviously he's proud of this.

Speaker 11 (32:27):
He is away.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
All right, folks, time for our final dating question. What
is the best way to end a first date?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Is it okay?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
A with a kiss? Yeah, be a simple hug, okay
to see get the valet to do it for you,
or indeed deflate her, put her in your backpack, and
walk out of that olive garden with your head held high.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I'm gonna go d for you, Jeff.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Well, she's not shocked.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
She always looks like that.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Today's call. None of those options were selected, But something
much more embarrassing was You're gonna find out the awkward
way this date ended with your second date update. Right
after this second date update, I'm not sure if you
guys remember this, but about six months ago we did
an awkward Tuesday phone call with a listener named Kevin

(33:28):
who wanted to ask out his coworker, and he was
super nervous about it needed our advice. The call wasn't perfect, Yeah,
he had some stumbles along the way. But she sound
like every call that we do. Yeah, absolutely flawless.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I tried to remember what happened.

Speaker 9 (33:48):
In the end.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
She did say yes and agree to a date with him.
I guess I don't know. It was a yes bottom line. Now,
apparently they went out a few times, things fizzled, didn't
quite last. Heaven has jumped back into the beautiful oasis
we call the modern dating pool. And again that was
months ago. So, Kevin, how's it been. Have you had

(34:09):
a lot of dates in that time?

Speaker 11 (34:11):
Like ten ten ten days?

Speaker 7 (34:14):
You do dates in the last two years?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Why are you doing some work? Congratulations you're a catch.

Speaker 11 (34:20):
Yeah, but I actually haven't had a second date.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
But is that from your choosing? Like maybe you didn't
want to go out again with any of them.

Speaker 11 (34:29):
No, I would have been happy to go out with
really any of them again.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh okay, okay, that's hard.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
Up.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
You're here, We're going to help you.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
Yeah, they haven't been the greatest. I actually had a
really bad one. Yeah. She was a nice girl, I thought,
But when I walked her out to her car, opened
the door, and then she just suck her punched me,
and then drove off.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Wait what did you say?

Speaker 7 (34:58):
I did not expect that is terrible?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Did she punch you in the face?

Speaker 11 (35:04):
Actually, in the back of my head, I was opening
her door, and then all of a sudden, I just
felt this, like, did.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
You ask permission to open the door for her? Because
she mayn't really if not liked that.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
You were fast enough for her.

Speaker 11 (35:18):
Maybe, so I don't know if she thought I was
going to kiss her or your head?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
How are you going to kiss her?

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Maybe she thought that you were trying to steal her car.

Speaker 11 (35:28):
So.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
It has to be a self defense.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
He's not like, give me the keys.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (35:37):
Wasn't that bad?

Speaker 6 (35:39):
I don't know. Some people give off natural grand theft
auto vive, so maybe you fell into that category.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Just ask for you?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Okay, now I am yeah, concuss so a sucker punch girl?
The one you want us to call for a second dated?

Speaker 7 (35:57):
We'll call her?

Speaker 6 (35:58):
Well, who do you want to call?

Speaker 11 (36:00):
I've had this really bad luck until I met Chelsea.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Chelsea, Okay, it's a new girl.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Hey, okay, no physical silence.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
I hope you can't tell us about your I'm assuming
you went on a date with Chelsea.

Speaker 11 (36:11):
Yeah, she didn't punch me.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
That's actually we're perfect, we're improving.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
I thought it was a good sign and we connected
the best out of all of the first dates I
went on.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Okay, what made what made it the best?

Speaker 11 (36:24):
And it felt like I could talk to her because
like when we went on our coffee date, it was
a good conversation even though it didn't last very long. Okay,
it was actually like twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Why was it so short?

Speaker 11 (36:39):
You know, I'm not really sure. My friends got by
and by your friend, you know, I don't really know why.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Okay, So you had a friend come by randomly and
you talked to the friend a little bit, and you
feel like maybe she got offended that the attention was
taken away from her.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
I make I don't know. That would be weird to me.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
She got a.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Friend in what happens if you're only there for twenty
minutes and you have a five minute conversation with a friend,
that's one fourth of the date.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
They weren't trying to play it off. Hey Brooke, good
to see you here.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, to successful and beautiful.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
I feel like I normally wouldn't ask this, but I
feel like I need to know Chelsea. She's not the barista, right,
You're not considering that a date that's creative, Like she
doesn't work there.

Speaker 11 (37:25):
No, she doesn't work there.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Okay, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, So how did it end?

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah, after the twenty minutes, how did you two leave it?

Speaker 11 (37:32):
She said she had to do something, so we got
up and left, and I guess that was kind of
weird too, because I was kind of like behind her
for a couple of blocks while she.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
What away was.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
The same direction that's like the most upward ever.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
And then she started to jog, and then you started
to jog.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
You're like, hey, I'm gonna run out someone weird chass?

Speaker 11 (37:55):
You end up I lost her.

Speaker 14 (37:59):
I I think, yeah, that did she know you were
back there?

Speaker 11 (38:06):
I don't think so. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Okay, but you weren't following her. That was just a
coincidence you had the same route home.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I hate that, even when that happens with my friends
and we're saying goodbye at the restaurant and then we're like.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, okay, later, get it.

Speaker 11 (38:21):
You get it all right?

Speaker 6 (38:22):
So how long has it been since this twenty minute date?

Speaker 11 (38:25):
I read it two weeks?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Two weeks? Okay. I have you reached out much with her?

Speaker 11 (38:31):
I was texting her quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah we may have.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Yeah we might. We might find out if you've crossed
any lines, or how many texts you've actually sent when
we call her here.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I think it's more how far he did cross the.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Or maybe they were right in that sweet spot. We
don't know, Broke. Remember when you said you had hope.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, I do have hope as long as you didn't
send her a picture of the back of her head
as she was walking away from you on the side walk.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
He was just trying to make sure she doesn't get
sucker punched back there.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
When I was on last time, Brooke, he told me
to be more as certain, So I'm really trying to
be here.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah, he follows ladies.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
In their car.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
There's a balance that we need to discussing.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Maybe enough period, and weren't trying to be weird. You
were just trying to walk to your car, and.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Maybe that's not why she's not calling me back at all.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
We're making stuff.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
Okay, Well let's call her and use that assertion to
aggressively get you a second date. When we called Chelsea
right after this hold on second date update. Don't you
hate it when you're on a first date and the
girl says she has to go and you accidentally follow
her all the way home, Jef, I think it was.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Only three blocks to be fair, I mean enough blocks
to be alarming.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Yeah, but you lost her. That's what happened. To our listener,
Kevin sort of. He wasn't following his date Chelsea on purpose.
They just left the coffee shop at the same time,
and he coincidentally was walking by behind her on the
street for a long, long while.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I mean, yeah, at any point, did you think I
should take a different route or just stop for a second?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Stop, hope, he didn't think speed up, catch up with her.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Did that thought come to your mind at all, Kevin,
any of those?

Speaker 11 (40:17):
Yeah, well, I didn't think it was that weird, And
so I've been thinking about it, like while we were
on hold, and I think you should tell her that
I didn't intentionally walk behind her, because I really did it.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Okay, so you want you want us to let her
know that, Okay.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
Yeah, okay, Okay.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
We're not exactly sure what happened there. We just know
that the date was only twenty minutes long, which is
kind of short to get to know someone. That's honestly
the bigger concern for me, like, why did she only
stay for twenty minutes? The following is a totally different story.

Speaker 12 (40:47):
If you never were in a hurry, why would you
even schedule a date during that time?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
They were just trying to squeeze it in and it's
like one of those pre dates or it's just like
a quick coffee, like you'll this be worth a full night.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
You didn't catfish her with like a photo of Liam Hemsworth,
did you, because you do sound like a Liam to
me right now? Kind of hunky.

Speaker 11 (41:03):
I'm actually blushing right now, but no, fooled me.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Let's call Chelsea here. We'll see if we can get
an explanation from her. If she picks up, all right,
here we go. Hello, Hey is this Chelsea?

Speaker 21 (41:26):
This is calling.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
This is a radio show calling called Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning.

Speaker 21 (41:31):
Hey, Chelsea, Uh what what?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (41:36):
This is fun for some of us, it's fun. It's
a segment we do call the Second Date Update, and
we're looking to.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Sorry, okay, just listening, just actively listening.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
By interrupting me. But let's okay. We're trying to help
out one of our listeners that you went out on
a date with recently. He says he had a really
good time with you, but it ended kind of short.
His name is Kevin.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Okay, I'm hoping that was a smile and not a laugh.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Yeah, we're calling because Kevin told us a little bit
about your guys' date. Coffee date, coffee date, and from
what we heard it sounded pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Tame short.

Speaker 21 (42:19):
That was two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, he liked you, he thought you were awesome. He
wanted to see you again, he said.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
He's been pursuing it, actually and texting you, trying to
organize something, but he doesn't understand why nothing's happening.

Speaker 21 (42:35):
Yeah, he has sent me quite a few texts, but
I guess I'm confused as to why he doesn't understand
why he start moving forward.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Did you write him back?

Speaker 6 (42:44):
He?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I mean, I guess we never asked if you ever
texted him back.

Speaker 21 (42:49):
From my perspective, it was pretty obviously.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
The only idea that he had about the date about
why it would have ended so quickly is he did
mention one of his friends stopped by and said Hi.

Speaker 11 (43:04):
That's what he said.

Speaker 21 (43:05):
He he said, a friend stops by, Yeah, really quick.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
So you think that they were actually friends?

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Was an enemy?

Speaker 19 (43:13):
Was X?

Speaker 20 (43:15):
No?

Speaker 21 (43:15):
I mean, as far as I know, I don't think
it was an ex, but I don't know. Thirty seconds
a minute into us meeting at the coffee shop, this
guy comes over and sits like, right next to us,
isn't looking at me at all.

Speaker 15 (43:31):
So I asked Kevin.

Speaker 21 (43:32):
I was like, Hi, can we introduce him? He's like, well, no, no, don't.
He's not engaged in the conversation. He's just my emotional
support friend.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Oh, emotional support friend.

Speaker 21 (43:44):
So originally I thought he might have been kidding, and
so I laugh and he's like, it's not funny. This
is Charles. I've had a couple of poor dates, and
Charles is really there to just kind of help me
with my compact and communicate more effectively to you. Like

(44:07):
I mean, I think if maybe I had been given
a heads up, I would have been more open to
the idea.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
That's fair.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Emotional support friend.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Vest Dude, that's amazing that he can find a friend
that will take the time to go on a day
with him.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I mean, but I'll say I think that that says
a lot about Kevin that he must be a.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Good Charles sitting on his phone is he's just listening.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Taking We got the impression that he just popped in
real quick and left.

Speaker 11 (44:37):
No, not at all.

Speaker 21 (44:38):
He was there the whole time. He wasn't really engaging
in the conversation. He was just there.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Did he hype Kevin up?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Ever?

Speaker 10 (44:45):
You know, like he's.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Know how sport?

Speaker 21 (44:50):
I mean he laughed at some of the things that
Kevin said. But beyond that there there wasn't much in
her action.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Everybody needs friend, Charles, if you table's over.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Yeah, we didn't know that was how it played out.
We got a little bit of a different version of
that story.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Too.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Yeah, because we have an emotional support friend quietly listening
on the other line right now, just to make sure
that I do a good job with this segment. And
that person is Kevin.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Kevin's here.

Speaker 21 (45:20):
What he's on the phone?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Yeah, and he's really actually he wants to talk in
this conversation, So I'm going to give him permission to
jump in and say something.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Okay, if he's there, Keviny there, Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
How you doing, buddy, I'm good.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
I'm just I'm listening. Yeah, I don't understand what the
big deal is, really, Kevin.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
When did you get an emotional support bro? You didn't
tell us about that?

Speaker 8 (45:49):
Well?

Speaker 11 (45:50):
Yeah, I mean a friend is a friend. He doesn't
need like a title or.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
You sounds like you gave him a title. You you
called him your emotional support friend him.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Along on the date and didn't tell us.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
The whole time.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
I mean, yes, he was there, but he was there
for me.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Sure, Chelsea, do you see where he's coming from?

Speaker 21 (46:11):
I guess. I mean, but you kind of have to
put my like yourself in my shoes, Kevin. It's it's
a little bizarre to just have a third person there
without kind of giving the heads up why, and not
engaging really in the conversation.

Speaker 11 (46:27):
Yeah, are you mad because he didn't laugh at your jokes?

Speaker 7 (46:30):
And I'd be mad. That's a good question, guys.

Speaker 21 (46:38):
No, not really. I don't think I was particularly funny
because I was kind of creeped out by the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I told so many jokes and just I mean, Kevin,
do you think that maybe you could have told her
prior to the date that he was coming along.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Yeah, he's going to be right.

Speaker 11 (46:57):
I didn't need to tell her because he wasn't going
to do anything like he's just the wallpaper. He's going
to be there for me.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
So what I think, Kevin, Chelsea is saying that it's
hard for her to connect romantically with you.

Speaker 21 (47:13):
I don't even mean romantically, I just mean as a
person to person. It's just it's hard.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Yeah, Kevin, it's a little bit distracting, Kevin.

Speaker 21 (47:23):
Maybe he's waiting for Charles to respond.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Charles speak up right now?

Speaker 11 (47:30):
Okay, so it's a little bit distracting, I guess. But
like the thing is, I can tell him to do
whatever I want. Does that make sense because I'm the
one that's paying him?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
You paying?

Speaker 11 (47:49):
I mean okay, yeah, he was technically not facing you
for the time. But I mean I could guess I
could get him to like face the wall if you
really wanted.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Well, I do think that would be better. That's that's
at least a good first step. Can we agree on that?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Awkward, Kevin, I mean, people need.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
The rest of the day.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Put a blindfold in a ball gag. You can't see,
you can't speak.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Both of you what emotional support? Is totally normal and needs.
But let's get you a dog or you know.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Yeah, but dogs can't laugh at jokes exactly.

Speaker 11 (48:28):
And it was a good date.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
It wasn't, did you.

Speaker 21 (48:32):
Hear it wasn't a good date.

Speaker 15 (48:34):
I am so sorry, y'all.

Speaker 21 (48:35):
I don't understand why this was even a conversation. Is
awkward and weird, and I've got to go I hope
you all have a great day.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Sounds like you need an emotional support friend to deal
with that.

Speaker 11 (48:48):
He keeps having to go, And I think that's true.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
She's not interested, And I don't know that you're going
to find many that are interested when Charles has to
be there with you, but a.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Dog, A lot of women would be interested.

Speaker 11 (49:00):
Yeah, emotional for animals are kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
I people, OK, Okay, well maybe get maybe just follow
her home again and see if she stops looking Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
Man.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I don't say this about many people, but this show
is an open door for Kevin whenever he wants to
come back. He is officially a friend of the show,
even if he wasn't being one hundred per century full
with us about his emotional support friend. I like him,
and I would let him follow me home anytime.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Is he the only one that pushes back on dogs
that people are better than dogs?

Speaker 9 (49:37):
They're not, Kevin.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
People are your problem.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Yeah, everybody agrees.

Speaker 12 (49:41):
All the people on the textparty're saying dogs are better than.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Be Yes, get the right emotional support.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Actually, wait, did his emotional support friend follow Chelsea home too?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Think of that?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
So there's two dudes following.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
If there's two guys following you, now I kind of
understand the creepiness, especially.

Speaker 12 (49:59):
When he's talking to his friend and going, what is
the boy?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
You didn't understand the creepiness when the guy was sitting
next to him staring at her.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
The date itself was pretty odd.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Yeah, I mean he's just being supportive.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Oh well, no, better ways, yeah, better ways.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
You should have done a FaceTime totally.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I mean, he honestly could have had him on speakerphone
and just set the phone on the You.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Know, there's lots of life lessons to be taken from
these segments, and you can go find them online wherever
you get your podcast app, Brook and Jeffrey, and then
email the show. We can call that person who wasn't
calling you.

Speaker 9 (50:34):
Back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
I'm just gonna throw some phrases out there and see
what's the first thing you think of when I say
barrel chested warriors, whoa soldiers, hot meat pies? Yes, okay,
two lances, one jesture.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah yeah, wait a minute, I'll still take it what you.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Guys are thinking of. But I'm talking about a renaissance fair.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's what I was thinking of too.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
If you don't know what that is, it's where people
dress up in shiny metal armor and carry around fake
weapons and drink stins of meat until they can't remember
what century they're living in anymore. So we thought, what
a perfect place to gather some quality sound bites for
our show. By asking people what you're doing at the

(51:28):
Renaissance Fair. We're gonna play the audio coming up right
after this. Over half of Americans will tell you that
life was better back in the good old days.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
But when you say good old days, we all think
of different times in like history depression. Some people think
it was the nineteen fifties with their poodle skirts and
fancy jello molds.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Others would argue it was the nineteen twenties with their
flapper girls and gats parties.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Was the Great Depression but not looking good if you
ask me.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
The real Golden Age was the nineties, specifically the fifteen nineties.

Speaker 22 (52:12):
An incredible time in human history when King's eight giant
turkey legs, gallant knights went on noble quests, and all
you needed for an afternoon entertainment was a.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Good public beheading.

Speaker 9 (52:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Miss those times.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
You need to go to a trial, you just went right.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
That's right. Luckily, there is one place where the magic
and splendor of the sixteenth century is still alive and well,
and that's at the local Renaissance fair. That's why we
sent our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down to
the fairgrounds to ask people a simple question. What you're
doing at the Renaissance Fair?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
What you doing at the Renaissance Fair? I live here. Oh,
we are of the wildwood fay. Oh okay, you're a fairy.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Ah, I have.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Been missing people and fanning them.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
It's a no mission mention called fairy conditioning evaporative cooling
because it's very warm. Oh so it's a special fairy
way to cool down.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
Fairy?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Do you have other magic like powers or anything?

Speaker 9 (53:20):
You do?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
I turn green leaves into food, which fill my belly.
What kind of food?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Corn on the cub?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Do you have any like love potions you can help with?
Are you good in the If I'm struggling in the
dating department, my name.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Is Kissel like Kissel tall missile?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Wait what I just got to stand by you and
a guy will come up and kiss.

Speaker 21 (53:43):
Me, or I hold flowers overhead and go kissel tall yum.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Okay, that's a that's a way to set the mood.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
How many guys you make out that alexis and right.

Speaker 10 (54:01):
To get?

Speaker 6 (54:02):
Why do I feel like she actually does live full time.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Behind you?

Speaker 7 (54:10):
Guys were shutting down. She's like, not me.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair?

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Just hanging out and having some beers.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Okay, you are dressed like a giant bull.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
I am literally like pushing my microphone under your huge
horn with the ring.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
You have a ring through your nostrils.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I am just a giant bull.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
I'm dressing my coat and.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
So why are you a giant bull? You're like a
pirate bull too.

Speaker 18 (54:36):
Though.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
When you got a crowd, people are loving you.

Speaker 16 (54:38):
Man, I don't have a giant bull because my mother
is a bull and my father is a bull.

Speaker 17 (54:44):
Cow.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
So your mom was a cow, your dad was a bull.
That makes you a bull?

Speaker 9 (54:50):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (54:50):
I thought you're gonna have like a joke ready for me,
like a bull a cowbull?

Speaker 6 (54:54):
I don't.

Speaker 12 (54:55):
I'm not good at this. You can tell all right, Well,
look I'm gonna let you. Was there any message you
want to give to the people listening. Anything you want
to say, go ahead, Mike is yours?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Oh oh wow, okay, I'm not now.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That is the least intimidating bull I have ever seen.

Speaker 10 (55:13):
I know.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
I am always impressed the Jose with how deep you
can get that microphone up into people's costumes like.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
A giant sound like.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I still understand what the bull has to do with
pirates and or medieval times.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
I don't know. I'm just bummed that bulls aren't as
funny as I assumed. You know, I thought they'd have
at least one show.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Like as sweet as Ferdinand.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
This is like the Boro yet brother that never gets
a movie or any cartoon show.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
Yeah, so so far, we're a little bit disappointed. At
the local Renaissance fair, where Jose and social media coordinator
Alexis were there asking a simple.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Question, what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair?

Speaker 23 (55:51):
I the captains just let it import just, you know,
have a little bit of rn R.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Okay, Oh, so you're a pirate and you're just you're on.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
A little break.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Yeah, just a little break.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yes, yes, wait, your pirate accident. I think you lost
it a little there.

Speaker 23 (56:04):
Yeah, it comes goes and out originally from the pirate area.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
I just immigrated in.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I have to ask me.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
So you're holding a chest. Yes, what's in the chest?

Speaker 5 (56:14):
The balloons and a pin that is a wait your
box is your box is kind of empty?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
You got one to bloom and a pin that says
courage one.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Man's dun because I'm the man's treasure.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
You're an honest pirate, yes, yes.

Speaker 23 (56:25):
Yes, Unfortunately I was raised by a person who raised
me honestly, and then fortunately unfortunately because sometimes when pirate
has to do piracy, I'm like apologizing and I shouldn't
be apologizing because you know, I have your your jewels
in my hand.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Maybe this is why you're a solo pirate right now.
You know you gotta be a little meaner out on
the seas.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
You've been a good point. The captain will work on this.
I didn't you know what. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Wow, the career choice for him was poor.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Well yes, yeah, every pirate needs a piracy life coach
to help build him up.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
True.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Yeah, Alexis you have a future. It's a coach.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
Yeah, that's not just what you do, and it's why
are you you?

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I think that pirate is going to remain poor for
a time. That's not how piracy works.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
We are here with our family, eating everything and shopping
and having a great time.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Awesome, you are dressed.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
As I'm a Renaissance fair Mereda Mereda?

Speaker 6 (57:27):
What is a Merida?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
What's the differencetwe a Mereda and a maiden and a wench?

Speaker 6 (57:30):
What are the differences.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Mereda from the movie Brave, which is a Disney picture.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
He Marrida, and you do you have red hair?

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Naturally?

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Oh my god, I totally see it now. Is Meredith
supposed to have booze on her?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Probably not?

Speaker 4 (57:45):
It's a Disney character, right, yes? Or are you a
drunken Disney character today?

Speaker 10 (57:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
And how is drunk Mereda different than the regular Mereda?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Drunk Marada is walking around with children, she's hot, she's
buying too much stuff.

Speaker 10 (57:57):
You know.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
I want to see that Disney movie.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
To Drunken Disorderly.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Actually, that might do better than some of the Marvel
films that have come out, so I'd go watch.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I mean, honestly, it's not wrong.

Speaker 13 (58:10):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I don't understand why we don't follow any of the
Disney princesses into midlife.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah, that's where the drama really happened.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
I want to see Cinderella's second divorce.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah, I mean, you know it didn't work out with Prince.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Would be in that court here.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
That was what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.

Speaker 9 (58:32):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
We've got first time player Marcos from Sumner and you
do not want any of this action, Brook, because Marcos
used to be a professional boxer.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Whoa Marcos one two? Knock him out?

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Marcos spelled with a K, so it's ko in your name.

Speaker 20 (58:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
That was a reach, wasn't it.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
I liked it, Yeah, Marcos, I like it to Marcus
used to train eight to nine hours every single day
in the gym, and now he stopped all that. Why
so he can pay the bills?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, because you're tired, Marcos.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Oh yeah, ages getting to me.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Yeah, you must have eaten so many calories for training
eight hours.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
That's a good question. What did you eat for breakfast
when you were training?

Speaker 8 (59:31):
I actually never really died it. I was just in
the gym so much that it even out whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
He waited a dozen eggs straight raw right, cracked him
straight into.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
It once or twice. Yeah, when I really need a soup,
but I just a McDonald's.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Okay, that's a true fighter's mentality. We're sending broke out
of the studio while that happens. Marcos, you know how
the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say past. But you have to beat her out
right to win.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Let's go for the ko today? Your time starts now.
Today is National Lighthouse Day. Which state has the most lighthouses? Maine,
Michigan or Minnesota?

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Maine?

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
What do you call the practice of having multiple husbands
or wives?

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
All?

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
In the Wizard of Oz, what fictional city is located
at the end of the yellow brick road? Up to?
How many seconds does it take for solid food to
reach your stomach after swallowing four? Eight or twelve seconds?

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
Eight?

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Hmmm?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
What I know?

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
And what are we doing with some of these? The
third one technic? I think you do got to give
it to I think, all right, Marcos, we're being very
generous with you today because we fear you so good.
We're gonna bring Brook back into the studio. You just
telling you like it is. Did you get beat up
a lot when you boxing? Because Brooke is thinking that

(01:01:01):
you had too many hits to the head and that's
why she thinks.

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
She's gonna beat I did get hit a lot, but
I usually took the wind, so I can't really complain.

Speaker 16 (01:01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I can't imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I mean, I know that it's a good sport and everything.
I can't imagine wanting to punch people or get punched.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Well, no, it's okay. I'm sure Marco said sorry every
time he hit them.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Marco, every single.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
I usually did shake your hand apologize after the match. Well, yeah,
I wasn't really a fighter either. I just did it
because it was it was cool.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
They were born, but they can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Help it, all right, like a butterfly, and then apologize later.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Yeah, Brook, you're up, You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now.
Today is National Lighthouse Day. Which state has the most lighthouses? Maine,
Michigan or Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I think it's Michigan.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
What do you call the practice of having multiple husbands
or wives?

Speaker 19 (01:01:58):
Oh? My god?

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
In the Wizard of Oz, what fictional city is located
at the end of the Yellow Brick Road, Oz up
to how many seconds does it take for solid food
to reach your stomach after swallowing four, eight or twelve seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I go with four. It's pretty quick.

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
That was quick. We'll see how you guys did when
we go to the scoreboard with Jose.

Speaker 21 (01:02:21):
Not call me handsome if you're not gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Give me some that the donk and dont.

Speaker 14 (01:02:31):
Second, Marcos, you got to correct today like a one
two point.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
And brook with a knockout.

Speaker 10 (01:02:39):
Also to.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Time does go to the house on these Marcos? Sorry
about that, but let's get these answers in real quick.
It's national Lighthouse stay. The state with the most lighthouses
is Michigan Shoreline. Right, Yeah, what do you call the
practice of having multiple husbands or wives? Brooke was smiling
when she answered Polyga me, yeah they did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
If you're a polyamorous relationship, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Oh, sorry about that. Wizard of Oz. The fictional city
at the end of the Yellow Brick Road, we were
looking for Emerald City, but technically we had to give
you both the answer Oz because that's also.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Right city of Oz, right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Yeah, the Emerald City. How many seconds does it take
for solid food? To reach your stomach after you swallow it.
Eight seconds. That's a long time, not mind, just like
a bottomless pit. Yeah, Marcos, I'm sorry I can't give

(01:03:40):
you any money here, but looking on the bright side,
you do get some free brook and Jeffrey swag.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Well, thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Marcus, thanks for playing. We'll be back to do Winbrooks
Bucks same time tomorrow

Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.