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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we are tired of people asking how radio
still exists. Okay, that's just what your friends said. You
tell them that nobody listens to it. And that's time
we made a podcast. Thanks for being here. It's starting
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
The other day I mentioned that we probably pile on
gen Z too much and we should give him a break.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I take it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The thing is, a recent study just found one out
of five gen z ors can't change a light bulb. So,
sparking Jeffrey in the morning, here we go. I mean,
is it just flat out laziness. Well, the number one
reason that they say is it just seems complicated.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
To untwist and then twist.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's a lot of steps that you just said. You
got to slow down there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We got to reach the bull.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That reason number two is we're late. No time to
figure out which way the bulb turns. We gotta get
to w C I I which clamp is it? It
is true we couldn't talk about that but to viral
soundbites from the internet. Only enough time to play one
(01:02):
of them. Let's get right to your choices. Your first
option is a seventeen second clip of a little tree
frog who hates getting picked up by human hands, and
he lets them know it with the tiniest scream. Imaginement
or option two, is a classic throwback to one of
the most embarrassing Wheel of Fortune guesses ever. You probably
(01:26):
haven't heard this, though, where a guy tries to solve
a very common four word phrase word Okay, so what's
it gonna be? Tiny ribbits? Or say Jack flibbitts alexis.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean I need someone to make me feel better
about the light bulb. So we're gonna go say Jack
brook see and I've kissed enough frogs in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't need another one.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Give me say Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wow. Let's hear the We're gonna hear the sound of
a classic embarrassing Wheel of Fortune guess where a guy
tries to solve a common forward phrase.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
First toss up is worth one thousand dollars, category is
phrase and off and go.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Tomorrows right in the butt. No, Blake, this is the best. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So close.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That man is still living with that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That was which claim? Is it?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Let's move on. We got to get to your Jack
collar question of the day, and Jake knows right where
to stick that question, don't you Jake?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah the best.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, this is the let's do it.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Last week we celebrated some of the most iconic and
beloved animated television shows of all time with a little
game Yeah Fun, where we figured out what decade each
cartoon first appeared on TV. It was like fun of
nostalgic until Alexis, a woman who went to the Harvard
of the Mountain West, a college educated woman said, quote,
I don't know. Time is hard. How am I supposed
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to know the difference between the sixties, seventies and.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Eighties any quote?
Speaker 7 (03:21):
And then she missed the Simpsons so badly that Matt
Groening tried to buy the radio station just to have us.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Chance stayed by My guess.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
That's why today we're giving Alexis and everyone here a
chance to redeem themselves with another animated and titilated edition of.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Just like before you give you a number one through twenty,
I'll tell you about a popular cartoon show. You just
have to say what decade it first came out. Okay,
we'll start with the woman who's the Maggie Simpson of
our show. She's unafraid to shoot her shot with older men.
That's Alexis.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, Mackie's Alexis five.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Your animated series is the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, the
pizza loving mutant Turtles fighting crime in the sewers. When
did it begin the decade? Please?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
It wasn't the seventies last week, but maybe today's my day, Jake,
I'm going.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
To say.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
This is the only decade that you know.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Fine, okay, thanks to peer pressure, I'll go.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Eighties Alexis was peer pressure into guessing the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
That is.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Seventies. Fucking nineteen eighty seven. There's a bullying works.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
We're going to take.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yep, Brook, give me number two.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Brooke. Your animated series is a series featuring iconic characters
like Bugs, Bunny, and Daffy duck Man. I'm talking Looney Tues.
It's been around for a long time. Named the decade
was okay, groundbreaking.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
So my mom really pushed Looney Tunes on me. And
she was born in nineteen fifty so that means she had.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
To have watched it as a child. I'm gonna say
the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Brooks said, Looney Tunes came out in the nineteen fifties.
That is.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Correct.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Six thirty. Jose, It's year turned a number one through twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Let's go ten ten?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Was it?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Your animated series is the Modern Stone Age Family navigating
life in prehistoric times.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
The Flintstone, The Flintstones Modernstonage Family.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Song again, one of the cartoons that even like my
parents know.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Do you think the Jetsons came after the Flintstones because
they're basically the same show.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I was gonna say, I think it had to be
won the Future's great, Let's go stone Age or the
stone Age is working, Let's go Feutu.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, either way, one played off the other. So I'm
gonna go with sixties.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Jose said the nineteen sixties. That is exactly correct, talked
it right through.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That was beautiful Flintstones, by the way, sexiest Halloween group costume.
You can guess we should do that easy, easy for
all of them.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I'd love to take my shoes off. We're talking animated
shows and what decades they came out, Jeffrey, I need
a number from.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You, Number twelve, Number twelve, Jeffery.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Your animated series was babies embarking on wild adventures from
their pint size perspective. Rugrats, What decade did that show debut.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Speaking of sexiest cartoon costumes, I mean diapers for all
of us for the next Halloween.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Hair.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, nineties, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Said, the nineties. That is absolutely correct, Alexis. Jose and
jeff move on to the next round. Alexis need another
number from you. Alexis, your animated series is a Lovable
Sea sponge and his quirky friends, bikini bottom SpongeBob SquarePants
named the decade. Oh no, your favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It is one of my favorites. But I don't know
if it's nineties or if it wasn't that. If it's
two thousand, I think seventy for sure.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean the way he dresses kind of.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm going to go two thousand.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Alexis's SpongeBob came out in the two thousands. That is incorrect.
It was nineteen ninety nine. Right on the floor, Jose,
need number Okay, let's go number one. Number one. Your
animated cartoon is Transformers Autobots in the Sky. What decade
did that come out?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I watched that a little bit as a kid. I
think that's gonna be an eighties.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Thing, Jose said. Transformers was the eighties. That is Jose
you can't miss, which brings us to Jeffrey for sudden death.
You get this wrong, Jeffrey, and Jose wins again. Number
twenty been said, it has not. Let's go to twenty.
Number twenty a mad scientist and his grandson and bark
on a bizarre interdimensional adventures. Get more, I'm talking Rick
(07:51):
and more. Do you give me the decade of their inception?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
About this show?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Jeff Yeah, it's a news show. What decade are we now?
The twenty twenties and so give me? Give me into
the past decade? Twenty tens, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Said, the twenty tens. That is, that's ragged. Rick and
Morty came out in twenty thirteen, which means Jeff and
Jose will share today's title of ohlenty up to twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So Jose and I get to choose who get shot
today while singing the SpongeBob square Pants theme song, My
vote goes for the squarest of pants in this room,
Brooke Fox, Do you agree?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Square rental?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Splodgebob Square absorbent and yellow and Porus?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Is he Splodgebob? They help them?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
A fun song that's your collars, question of the day,
We got your phones tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
There are certain people out there who are so naturally
aggressive and cut throat they'll turn everything into a competition.
Oh yeah, and on our show that person is Brook.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Can't help it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If you invite her out to a seafood lunch, she'll
turn it into an oyster eating contest.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Slur.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
On a spa day, she'll suggest, let's see who can
tip the least. Brook wins again, I can take a
dollar car. And years ago we brought the idea up
of us doing a fun like informative fun fact segment
for the show, but Brooke turned it into a contentious
(09:38):
trivia competition. So stuff Jeff instead of a family friendly
fun facts with Jeff, we now have beat Brookers. Suck
dirt has a different name, but they wouldn't let me anyway.
That's what's happening, Beat Brooke coming up right now. Does
(10:07):
Brook have a new nemesis because Joe has been on
three times before tied all three. The last time was
an epic battle to the death, resulting in a seven
to seven score. Emotionally, it felt like he died. But
will Joe have the courage and bravery to finally take
(10:30):
her down, or will Brooks squish another man underneath her
giant pair of rental boots before she returns them to
the store.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Actually, I don't rent my shoes. That's not an offer.
I only read my clothes.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well said, it's a battle to end all battles. Book
versus Joe. Joe, welcome back to the Ring of Jeff.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
How are you doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Buddy good?
Speaker 10 (10:57):
Thanks for having me. I think today is going to
be today nice?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Are you also wearing rental clothes?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
No?
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Thanks, Lim, I'm worried for the EU, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you know how good this jacket looks?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I mean, honestly, it's cropped, it's cute. It feels like
I'm giving sexy professor.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And a deafening silence hits the rod book. So let's
have you leave the studio and your rental professor outfit.
She's clearly in a weird headspace. So Joe, this might
bode well for you, But you got thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
(11:33):
out right. If you want to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Yep? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
All right, let's do it. Your time starts now. The
DeLorean Car went into production on this day in nineteen
eighty one. What famous movie was? It featured in Back
to the Future? Over Which ocean did Amelia Earhart go missing?
Glenn Quagmire is a character on What animated sitcom The Symptoms.
Wicophobia is the fear of what? Well that again, wickophobia
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is the fear of what what? Hall of Fame baseball
player wore number twenty four and had the nickname the
Kid since eighteen seventy five. What famous race is always
done at Churchill Downs, Kentucky Derby. We had to move
on from the question that you corrected your answer. You
didn't get it in in time. But Brook's coming back
into the studio here, and it says on my screen,
(12:21):
I mean, we already know Joe a little bit since
he's been on before. But he is a boys basketball
coach and he has an eight year old son who
loves baseball. Cool, which is funny because Brook has a
son who loves basketball and she is a coach of baseball.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
No, he loves baseball basketball, but he's playing basketball now.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh well, it never gets old to have Brooke correct
me while I'm trying to make a good point. So
never mind. Okay, Brook, you asked the question.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right, what's your team name? For basketball?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
I coached our special market high school.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, you're like me.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
I just pretend to coach baseball, even though I show
up and I brought the kids on.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It brings the fruits next. You know, sometimes we play music.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You get into some physical altercations with the umpires too.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And the raft so it just goes with the territory.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Little Joe, how many umpires and refs have you had
a fistfight with before?
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I respect all that freeze. We need them.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Around and in case and you're listening, yeah, we give Yeah.
Competitive spirit is alive and well Broke, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Get ready?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Your time starts now. The DeLorean Car went into production
on this day in eighteen. In nineteen eighty one, what
famous movie was? It featured Back to the Future? Over
which ocean did Amelia Earhart go missing? Specific Glenn Quagmire
is a character on what animated sitcom Family Guy. Wiccophobia
is the fear of what reading what Hall of Fame
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baseball player warn number twenty four and had the nickname
the kid uh baby Bruth since eighteen seventy five. What
famous race is always done at Churchill Downs, Kentucky Derby, Oh,
Ky Dooky. Those are the answers. Let's go to the
scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose every movie.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I like, I'm gonna put a big, huge cucumber up
there to.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Let everyone know how excited I.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Am about it.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Milonia.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Interesting a clip? Yo, you got three today?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You excited? It was a good game, he says, decent.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
I think.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Okay, respect the raps, Joe, respect the raps.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
I think I lost the one.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You lost by one? Okay, well you did lose by one. Broke,
Oh Brooke, Joe is charging the mound, now, Broke. What
are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
What're you gonna do? Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
In the meantime, let's just go over the answers for everybody.
Dolorian cars went into production on this day. In nineteen
eighty one, they were featured in the Back to the
Future movie franchise. Yeah, Amelia Earhart went missing over the
Pacific Ocean. Glenn Quagmire's a character on Family Guy. We
already moved on Joe, so we could not give you that.
Joe said the Simpsons first, and we had already moved
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to the next question before he corrected himself. Wickophobia is
the fear of witches. The Hall of Fame baseball player
who wore number twenty four and had the nickname the
Kid This we should have subtracted a number from you.
That's Ken Griffy Junior.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Sorry, my bad, My bad, my bad.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Apologize to your son. And since eighteen seventy five, the
race always done at Churchill Downs as the Kentucky Derby.
So I want to go to that.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
One day, really giant hat and eat the strawberries and cream.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
I would love it if more men wore hats to
that giant big ones too.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Brook's trying to sell rental hats again, so just save
it for the promotion.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Brooke.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Okay, that's my hat.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah sure, Joe. I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat
Brooke today, But just for playing, you do get a
twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort,
theme park or online in the Disney Store off.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
My daughter will love that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Joe, You're a fierce competitor. I appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I appreciate you, guys Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
When you go to college, you can do the normal thing,
tend your classes, join a few clubs, drink a couple
of Natty lights, and get your degree. Or you can
do something so crazy, so epic, that you instantly become
a campus legend. Wow, where students tell stories about you
(16:31):
and what you did for years after you graduate.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's something smart you did, job No.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's the beauty of it. And that was definitely the
case for one of our listeners, who left a lasting
legacy at his university that people still talk about to
this day, and nobody at the school knows that he
was the one behind it. The legend is finally going
to reveal himself in a brand new mass speaker that's
(16:58):
coming up right after this.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
You don't know me concession.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I can't take back Earl Arms Mouse Speaker, Texas seventeen
five nine two says my wife and I met in
an AOL chat room in two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
The real person in.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That at the time was considered super sketchy, and.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
I remember there was a kid from my high school
who married somebody from AOL and I was.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Like, weird, they're going to turn onto a two years
is so for twenty plus years we've been lying to
everyone saying we met at a fifty cent concert. Yeah,
that's what you came up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That was what the club was in the club. The
club was high up.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That was considered normally.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I am.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Now it's like, wait, mom, you met dad without stalking
him online and doing an online background chat first. It
sketch now, not stock. Whatever your secrets are, we want
to hear them right here on the mass speaker. And
we have a guy who's chosen Mitch. It's his fake
name today, So Mitch, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Hey guys, Hey, how many Aol chat rooms are you in? Currently?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
None at the moment, just this one. Ready for a reply?
The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Mitch.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
All right, okay, okay, deep brah.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
So.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Back in my college days, I was a pretty big partygoer.
Like that's all I did was I go out and
go to parties.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Your party guy, okay, And my favorite thing to do
on party nights was.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Just say drink you can say you can say drink.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
No, it's okay. I like to walk around campus and
I would slash car tires.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
What stand play kings car?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I do normal thing. He's not slash tires.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's gonna be like I like Cosmopolitans.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
I know, but there's a little bit of a background,
Like my parents gave me this swift army knife one
to the gifts and okay, can.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We take that away from them?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I see it's his parents' faults. I bet all the
tires got slash what It.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Just gave me a rush, Like I felt like I
was a fire or something.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So you're just a vandal.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Rights can't afford to get new tires rush because it's wrong.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I know. I know, guys, I feel horrible. Like the
worst part is I did it to dozens of cars.
The thing is that no one in my friend group
even knew I was doing this.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Would you do this to your friends?
Speaker 10 (19:42):
No? I never did it to my friends.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Like, okay, he's a nice person. Yeah, only people.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He did it strangers.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I'm imagining he's like, hey, Brooke, come over for dinner.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna go outside real quick. I'll
be right back. I will say it back when I
was in college, me and my my bros would go
around at night and do some shady stuff. Yeah, I
would steal suck, No, just to their businesses.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
What did you like, smash windows or something.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
This isn't my confession. Time on Mitch is the one
that's on blasts. I don't feel comfortable admitting anything unless
I'm a nomos.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
I need even know if Mitch was in your fraternity.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
So it's okay, man, we all do really dumb things
when it's okay for him to admit it. Okay, I'm
not saying I'm not signing off on this behavior, but
this is the place where you can come and will
be judgment free in theory.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
You just so wait, you didn't tell your friends, obviously
that's where you you left off there.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Yeah, I didn't tell my friends and it got so
bad that the school launched an investigation into it, Like
they thought it was a gang, like a rogue guy
going around cars.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
It was just you, And were you happy or proud
of this?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean they had to have surveillance video and stuff.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
I mean, I don't think anybody had any videos of me,
but I mean I always kept a hoodie in my
car and stuff, and I would just put it on
and I would you know, I would leave the party
and I'd go out to on a hoodie and just
putting you had a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Of pent up sexual regressions.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Yeah, but well, nobody's making out with him at the party.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Leaving the party to do.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That Brooke was at your college, never would have happened.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You mean it was a good makeout session, poking something.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
And.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
That's probably what I could have used. But like it
got so bad that, like I this is going to
sound this is probably the maybe even the worst part.
But what I could not draw attention to myself. I
even went and slashed my own tires and then I
reported to the school.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
That's the best part I've heard of.
Speaker 11 (21:47):
You deserve to have to buy new tires.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Wait did you buy them or did your parents buy tires?
Speaker 10 (21:55):
No? No, I had a part time job, so I
paid for my own tires. But at some point I
thought this has to stop.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, has it stopped?
Speaker 10 (22:06):
The problem is that like I would drink my little
jungle juice and stuff, and then I would need to
just go back and slash a tire.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Like you need the.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Like ordered taco bell, like the rest of us when
we have an itch when we're drunk.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
You know, guys, trust me, I know how stupid this is.
But thankfully, once I got a girlfriend. At that point,
you know, I drank it. I you know, I had
different urges.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, when you guys fix everything for us, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
So you haven't slashed a tires since college?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Right?
Speaker 10 (22:45):
No, I haven't been slashing tire since then. It doesn't
really fill the cups the way that good?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The bright side, think how many drunk driving accidents you stopped.
Nobody can get in their cars. His head went there,
I'm trying to find one.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Yeah, that's that's My legacy still kind of lives on
at the school, even though I'm not there, because I
heard that the university has tracked to crisis for their
covered parking and they're putting out notices saying that students
should pay extra park there because there's people going out
slashing tiles. And I feel so bad. I was just
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a young, dumb kid.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's okay. College isn't that expensive now anyway, so I'm
sure they can afford the extra parking fees.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
All the kids on your campus that only had bikes
are sure thankful now?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah? Or maybe slashing here and that's where I made
us feel like I need a drink now too. Oh
my god, seriously text into seven eighty five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Wouldn't it be great if returning your laptop to the
electronics store went super smooth and easy with no awkward
conversation at all? What do you say?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, that sounds boring, Jess.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
That'd be great, But that wouldn't make a very funny
prank for our show, because today we reach out to
a guy who's just trying to return his MacBook. He
has emailed customer service with no response, and now he's
going to get one that's twice as nice and ten
times as annoying. In your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is this Sam?
Speaker 10 (24:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Is this Sam Loses?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
I'm calling from by customer Service. We got your email
request saying you wanted to return your MacBook.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah, thank you, Yeah, no, I really appreciate again back.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
It's been Honestly, it's really hard getting on on the
phone to deal with this.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Well, you're in for a treat. Yeah, I can definitely
help you. I just need to pull up your information
really quick. Can you please hold?
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And before I do that, I do need to tell
you about it.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
A new company mandate wanting to personalize the customer experience
more what Yeah, we have a live hold music performer.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Taylor, just for you. What is that you're gonna hear?
You're in for quite the experience.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, So please hold. I got a feeling returns gonna
go smoothly.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
What Sam's gonna get a refund to?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What is it? It's not It's gonna be good. Good Sam,
I don't want to hold. I don't want to return.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Okay, you can't stop?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Wow, you can stop singing? Sorry? Sorry about that, Sam?
Speaker 9 (25:49):
What was that I didn't want?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I didn't ask for that, nobody did.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Corporate's new idea on how to personalize the experience for
our customer.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, that was horrible.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Luckily, this is in beta testing right now, so they're
just trying it out.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
It goes permanent.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Okay, this is the best job ever.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Okay, can we get to my computer please.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Sam, do you have a pen?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, I have a pen.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Perfect.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
So in order for me to process the return of
your MacBook, I wrote down your customer number and oh
my god, I wrote down your customer number and I
left it in the other room.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
No, no, no, don't go to the other room.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
I know what's going to happen, don't.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but I do need
to put you on hold again.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
No, you don't need to put me on hold.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
You actually please.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Hold return up the mac returning a mag Sam is
doing it? Returning I'm mac can I think it's called
went well?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Lot me or when they set.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
That up MacBook work under they stop saying, Sorry.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Hi? I'm back. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
It's really weird and it's really annoying and I don't
need music.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
I mentioned that to corporate, but it's the company's call
on that one.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Okay, Well, I just want to return my computer.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh I know we're working on it. Listen, I am
here all day with this whole guy, so.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
I'm not I'm not gonna sit here all day.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I'm sorry that you have to do with that, But
like you're making me deal with it too.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I definitely don't want to again.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
Co'm on, Oh, so why do we need two people
on the line.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I don't understand.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
I thought you were helping me.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I mean, the thing is, I can't sing, you can't act,
audition for the whole music as well, just so that
I didn't have to do both of these things.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I think I can't sing at all.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
He's terrible.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Hey, I'm here.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
I know you.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Look, I don't understand who you are while you're involved
in it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Well, if you think you can do better than just
sing to me.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Then I just want to return my freaking MacBook.
Speaker 12 (27:51):
Can we just get to that, please?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
Yes, And we understand that your friend Steven understands that.
And unfortunately we can't help you with that because we're
actually a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
In the Morning.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
We revealed that. We reveal Yeah, well, I thought we wanted.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
This is actually brought from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and that's Jose singing what's up?
Speaker 10 (28:24):
Sam?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I really thought that was a thing like why, I
don't know why?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Why?
Speaker 10 (28:29):
For that?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Your friend Stephen wrote us and said that you're really
frustrated that you couldn't get any people on the phone
to deal.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
With her return, So we thought, if you can't get one,
why not.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
To Hey, great, thanks a lot.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
Well, I do think you owe Jose an apology because
you actually did hurt his feelings about that singing thing.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
A beautiful voice.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Any requests no please?
Speaker 10 (28:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh no?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
What a coincidence?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Wake up every morning was fu taps weekday broken Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
If you're like me, you read your work emails like this.
You got mail, Hey, jeff this is Aaron from sales
and I was wondering delete.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
You got mail, Hi.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Jeff we really need your input on the upcoming promotional
boring Delete that's important. I don't think so you got mailed.
Oh Jeffrey, it's your delete empty trash, set computer on fire.
Oh I feel better now. See I always get flak
from my quote unquote co workers that I don't that
(29:38):
I don't quote read people's emails like at all.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, it's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Maybe if they didn't make them so lame, I actually
would read them.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh it's hat.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And one of our listeners definitely feels me on that
because she didn't fully read a message from her boss recently,
and now she needs our help getting her job back.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Jeff, that's what you have to read the email.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I almost read that full email. We're going to find
out the full story of what happened in your brand
new awkward Tuesday phone call right after this It's.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Awkward, It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I don't know how my
co hosts were regarding their emotions as children, but for me,
I was always a big crier. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Think who is not shocked by the information I say,
Jeffrey throwing tantrums at a.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Grocery when there was a dessert that I couldn't have,
or a TV show I couldn't watch, I would let
the emotions take over and launch into the ugliest, loudest
cry I could, especially if my housekeeper Lucy wouldn't change
the channel for me.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
You have a.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Remote, Jeff, Yeah, well she had the remote. And I
was always a really big people's court fan, watching blue
collar families get the shaft. Okay, oh so funny.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Nothing like small claims courting up private so weird.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
But luckily my parents taught me how to bottle up
those emotions deep deep inside, and I grew out of that. Now,
unfortunately for one of our listeners, they didn't have parents
like mine, so they reacted emotionally as an adults are good.
Now they're in hot water because of it. So Allison
(31:28):
has reached out for help. Alison, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Hey, Hi, you sound.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Like a real live wire. What could have happened?
Speaker 9 (31:38):
I made my word clave really weird, and I hope
you guys can help me fix it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Oh, I hope you're a blue collar worker, so this
this could be really funny.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
Jeff, what, No, I'm not. I'm in software sales and
I had great year, wonderful year. Like, oh that's.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good, that's great. How did you ruin it?
Speaker 9 (32:03):
So I emailed my boss and I was just asking
for a couple extra days PTO. Okay, I mean just
two days. Really, I just wanted to take a trip.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Is that usually met in your environment with like cool or.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
It's like you have to work really hard and it's
like a lot of clients are really needy, so like
sometimes it's hard, but it's worth it, and you know,
they do have this culture of vacation is necessary kind
of thing. But he responded back and he denied me.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh god, that's worst feeling.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
And I'm like, I just want two days, and like,
does this company know how much money I make for them?
Like it's astronomical.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
By the way, that's what our boss all the time too,
So I feel.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Yeah, it just works, like so many hours, so many weekends,
and I don't complain and they just like wouldn't give
me two measly days.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Yeah, I mean that's just kind of how sometimes corporate
America is.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Companies don't care about the boys.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
How do you respond to that?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
I was so pissed, like I really just want to
go on this trip and I give everything for this company,
so like I'm like, forget it. I'm done with this.
So I just typed up a letter. You wrote a letter, oh,
very harshly worded, and I was insulting, and I printed
it out and I just flipped it under my boss's
(33:26):
door on Friday.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
It wasn't email it like a resignation letter or was
it just an angry letter?
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Yeah, it was like you don't get me time off,
So like I'm done with this. Like I was really pissed.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You quit, Okay, Yeah, quit your job.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Well, you know, go out and blaze it.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
You're not happy.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I mean, okay, I understand your sentiment, but you got
to be careful with your emotions in a professional setting.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
No, you don't want to burn bridges like you have
to have references when you.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Try to get a job later.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Hey, if you're out of technology, burn every bridge, though,
I want to stay.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Cross the bridge to the other side and then you
can burn.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Okay, Okay, I'm not allowed with matches, so I didn't
know how this worked.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, so it sounds like we're too late for that.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
Yeah. Well, okay, So the weekend happened, and then I
went back and I read my email again, and I
realized that I didn't actually fully read it because he
didn't outright deny me and like he basically it's yeah,
he said no for this week, but let's work together
(34:29):
and see if we can get you off. Not no,
get you some more time off next week afterwards.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Okay, Okay, so you stopped after no, and you went
into a full on rage.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Yeah, yeah, I really went in a full on rage.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
Okay, so have you broken into his office and taken
the letter back.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Before seeing it too? I went back and I.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Tried to see if I could get it like before
he saw it, and I like his door was locked,
and I'm desperate at this point, I cannot lose my job,
so like I busted down door. You what, I busted
his door down.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
And like, oh my god, broke the lock.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
It's a pretty weak door. I mean, but the letter
was not there.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I'm gonna say it's worth it if you get the letter.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
But yeah, oh man, I was like praying the janitorial
staff like saw it on the floor or just threw
it away. But I guess maybe he could have come
in over the weekend and saw it. But I guess,
like I'm fifty fifty on what happened.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh you think that maybe he still didn't get it.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
I just need to figure out if he knows, and
if I need to actually do a ton of damage control.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, because came in a paper on the ground, thrown
it away or something.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You're hopefully you want us to call your boss then
and try and figure out how much information he has
if he got the letter or not.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
I need to know what I need to do, I guess,
because I mean, I I don't want to lose my jet.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay, you sound really nervous, right.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean, like, would you not lose your job over this?
He might not have seen it.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
He might not have seen it. You wanted two days off.
I just want to days off.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Well, you might get two hundred days off if he
actually saw the letter. But we're gonna come back and
we're going to give you some advice on what to
say to your boss to figure out if he saw
the letter and if he did, what to say to
save your job.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Man, a tough one.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh, I thought this was going to be easy. We'll
see how it goes with your awkward Tuesday phone call
right after this.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's awkward.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Emotions can be a good
thing and a bad thing.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Good because they can help you do stuff like fall
in love, Yeah, cheer on your favorite sports team.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Bad, because they can make you overreact to an email
and quit your job with an angry letter to your boss.
It's about controlling the emotion, yes, or just burying them
deep deep deep down you, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Or just reading the full work email for God's sake,
like that's all she had done.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's why Alison turned to us for help because she
just quit her job in an emotional letter that she
slipped underneath her boss's door.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, kind of a middle finger.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Doesn't know if he's seen it yet or not. Some
funny side note, she did break into his office to
retrieve the letter, but it was not there. That's kind
of funny.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
No, breaking and entering is not funny, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Well, she works there, so it's okay. But we need
to help her out with some advice. That's what awkward
Tuesday is all about. So Brook Europe, what do you
think Allison should do?
Speaker 8 (37:42):
Okay, first, I'm just going to assume the worst here, Allison,
because I mean, if he hasn't seen it, then you're
not going to need any of our advice. We'll just
hang up on him. Right So, here's the thing. You
need to pin it on somebody else right on, and
that someone else is chat GPT.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
You were gonna tell your boss that you quickly wrote
a chat gpt letter to him, maybe you were even
thank you to him, just printed it out thoughtlessly, slipped
it under his door, got back to your computer and
actually read what chat gpt had written.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, you're horrified that wasn't you.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
That was Ai, So she should lie to her boss.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, you should always lie.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
To your boss, Jeff, especially now, Alison, is that something
you're comfortable doing?
Speaker 6 (38:28):
I mean, pick you up?
Speaker 9 (38:30):
Maybe, I guess what? How how am I gonna lie?
Being just like, blame it on chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, you can't blame it on another employee, because then
you're taking that employee down.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Oh yeah, okay to my advice, which is, blame it
on an employee, blame it on somebody else fire Yeah,
oh man, Like if it was here in our office,
I'd be like, oh, Brooke is playing a prank on me.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
Boss.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
She typed that up and she put I would never
quit like that. That's all unprofessional that way. He's like, oh,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Would throw me under the bush.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Absolutely, But when I quit, everyone's going on. But it's
not just throwing them under the bus in a playful way.
Say it was a joke from an employee.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, oh maybe say oh, and I'm gonna get him back.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
So don't you worry boss happening?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, because bosses love pray, Maybe I don't say that.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Yeah that was rough. I can't blame an employee.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Well, you can can blame somebody else. You got two
pieces of advice here. You're either going to blame technology
for letting you down, or an employee for setting you up,
or somebody else. Pick anybody from your life. Blame your mom.
I certainly do, and it's worked.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Out great for me and I we hear about it
all the time.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah. So we're running out of time, Allison. It's really
up to you. This is your phone call. We're gonna
step away and let you call your boss. See how
much he knows if he saw your resignation.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
I keep forgetting he.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
May not even seen.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
It is short and we'll never hear this.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
That's what we're hoping for. But let's find out how
dialing is number right now? Good luck?
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, we're here. We got your back.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
H Hello, Patrick, Yeah, mans is calling.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Hey, Hey, this is Alison. I'm really sorry to bother you.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Oh yeah, ye, strange that you're calling me.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
I mean well yeah, I mean I texted you like
saying that I was going to be late to work
because I had something come up, and I just want
to let you know that I'll be in shortly.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
What what wait?
Speaker 6 (40:49):
What why?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
M hm why why?
Speaker 8 (40:53):
What?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
Like why am I Why am I coming in late?
Or why am I coming.
Speaker 10 (40:58):
In at all?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Or?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, actually, since I have you here, you know anything
about this broken lock on the door to my office?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
What?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Your lock? Your lock was broken?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
I came in and the door handle was all scratching everything.
It looks like it was tampered with. Do you know
anything about this?
Speaker 9 (41:21):
I mean no, I mean, like, with all the money
we maybe you should totally be able to get you
a better door. That's terrible. What's anything missing?
Speaker 6 (41:31):
I don't know?
Speaker 9 (41:33):
Okay, Wow, would this like maybe like have been like
the jeditorial people, like maybe they have this one really
big guy. Maybe he like leaned in on the door broken.
Speaker 6 (41:43):
I don't know. I don't know of any big janitorial guy. Look, okay, Alison,
why are you calling?
Speaker 9 (41:50):
So my request about a couple of days off you
you said you wanted to work with me on it.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Yeah, yeah, I did, But we don't have to do
that now because uh we got your letter.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
Oh oh you saw that.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
Okay, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
We all saw that.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
It was pretty harsh, and you know, based on what
you're saying, obviously you reacted without reading the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (42:19):
So yeah, well okay, all right, Patrick, I have a
very good reason for this whole thing. And but Corey
tell you. I want you to know that I respect
you so much. I would never hurt you intentionally, but
I would pull a joke on you. It's a brook.
(42:40):
It's a brook. A Jeffrey's phone taps, Hey.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
A phoney, gotcha? Yep, we phone tapped him.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shows here, said I on
my phone character and I am also here.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Hey, we're so funny.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Patrick on the radio morning phone taps.
Speaker 9 (43:11):
You're right now, you're it right now?
Speaker 10 (43:14):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (43:17):
All part of our new phone tap letters that we
have people sneak under.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
The personally delivered, very elaborate.
Speaker 9 (43:24):
Just delivered it.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
I thought you quit, real.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Sucker.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
All right, you're so funny. You know. They told me
to rate this letter and put it in your office
and then call you and then but they just took
it like, wait, you.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Far and sorry, I don't know you guys, Oh you
liked it.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
You got it was funny, Patrick, I said, smash all
the windows and break the desk, elaborated.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Man, Wait, so you were the one who broke the door.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
No, no, no, no, you know, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
That was just a funny.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Yah No, this is super weird. Yeah, I don't know.
There was somebody going around with like a hammer. Some
think I don't really it's the.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
It's the big janitor with the hammer.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
That's gotta be him or somebody in I t so.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Wow, you know that was funny. I'll give you a
credit there.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Out Okay, okay, well I.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
Gotta run, but take care. Everyone was.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Okay, okay, okay, hung up.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Wow, my god, that was actually genius. Why didn't we
think of that advice?
Speaker 9 (44:48):
Said so, Well, Jeff is the one that said to
blame anybody, anybody, So I blame you.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You'll take it perfect.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I wasn't. I wasn't meaning us, but sure, I guess
it worked out.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
It's gonna be a really strange story that he is
going to be retelling.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I got cranked on the radio with this letter.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, we will have to step up all of our
pranks now that we are going to have this reputation
out in the business world.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
Damit.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
We did try faxtops for a while.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
We need to bring that back.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I cannot believe that you have a job still.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
I can't either next time, can you help me get
a raise?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
A brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
We've got Paulina on the phone, and Paulina works at
the place where young men will find many ways to
have a good time, the y MCA. Paulina, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Are you upset that they haven't like updated that jingle
in the last forty fifty years later?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I feel like we could do a bill to come
out with some That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, Billie Eilish singing about young men at the YMC,
which I don't know, do I want everybody there to
cry the entire time they're working out.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
There's a lot more people than just bed there these days.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
I'm a bad swimmer.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Out you.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I don't think you need to update a classic. In fact,
I spent a lot of time at the YMC and
the locker rooms just playing cards, snapping towels, rob and elbows,
just like the song says, just young men getting together
having a good time, all right, And I hope that
we can have a good time today Paulina, because I
know last time you were on this segment you lost.
How are you feeling about your chances today.
Speaker 12 (46:41):
I've been feeling pretty good. I play every day my son.
Can I give him a quick shout out?
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (46:46):
He Nico, he plays with me every day.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Is he there?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
You are you shouting him out while he's sitting next
to you.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
He's at school.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
That he's where he should be.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
He's eight states away right now, So good job, Nico.
We're gonna play with Paulina here. Brooks leaving the studio,
so let's go over the rules. He got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass, But you have to
beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (47:10):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Jack Nicholas celebrates a
birthday today. He's a five time player of the Year
in What sport hockey? What month has the most letters
in its name?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
In September?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Name the movie that stars Mark Wahlberg in a stuffed,
foul mouthed bear. What is a winkle picker, a shoe,
a bird or a tool? Which billionaire co founded PayPal? Ooh,
Mark Zuckerberg? All right, Paulina got those zen Brooks are
(47:48):
gonna come back into the studio here and now we've
learned that you work at the YMCA. I want to know, like,
what's something that the average person wouldn't know about the YMCA.
I want to get an in ciders take on it.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
Let's see here.
Speaker 12 (48:07):
I don't know. Maybe they don't know that we are
like one of the top places to hire young people
in school. Our front's desk, we have most of our
lifeguards are high schoolers.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
And can I give it?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
That makes me feel safe? Yet?
Speaker 8 (48:22):
I shout out to the kids club because like my
kids actually love going to the YMC because the like
kid drop off area is so rad.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Okay, yeah, we don't need permission. You already kind of
just shouted it out.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So yeah, just saying I love some free childcare.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Wait, you also come pick them up. You don't just
drop them all.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I've tried to leave them.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But and Paulina, where's the secret room at the y
MCA that you need the secret password to get into?
Speaker 12 (48:46):
Which room is that one in the spinning cycle room?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Okay, okay for the secret door in the spin cycle room?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
And I want to sound boring, Jose, don't overthink we
know where the.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Real fund's at. Okay, Brooks, your turn are you ready, Yeah,
I'm ready. Your time starts now. Jack Nicholas celebrates a
birthday to day. He's a five time player of the
year in what sports golf? What month has the most
letters in its name? Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
December?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Name the movie that stars Mark Wahlberg in a stuffed
foul mouth bear ted? What is a winkle picker, a shoe,
a bird or a tool bird? Which billionaire co founded PayPal?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Oh? Past?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
The city? Type can be found in what Asian country?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Type is it in Malaysia?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
We're about to find out those guesses are Let's go
to the scoreboard with Jose up and.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Let me kiss you.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Okay, Paulin, are you ready to kiss her? You got
to correct today?
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Okay, okay, solid, solid.
Speaker 8 (49:50):
I'm crossing my fingers right now.
Speaker 12 (49:57):
Okay, okay, okay, I'll take I know, I I'll take
the past as right.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Ty does go to the house. Let's go over the answers.
Jack Nicholas celebrates a birthday today. He's five time player
of the year in the sport of golf. Yes legend
they nickname him the Golden Bear. The month with the
most letters in its name would be September. It has
nine letters in it, and it's the ninth month. The
movie with Mark Wahlberg and a stuffed foul mouth bear
would be ted. A winkle picker is a type of shoe.
(50:24):
It's a pointed British style shoe.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Really, yo, you guys want to mess by winkle picker
force ones.
Speaker 9 (50:29):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
A millionaire who co founded PayPal would be Elon Musk
and the city Taipei was found in the Asian country
of Taiwan. So Paulina was not quite enough to beat
Brooke today. But just we're playing. We are giving you
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(50:51):
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Speaker 12 (51:00):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, I forget.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Was this as the first time you played?
Speaker 12 (51:04):
Nope, this is my third time. Oh we're one one
and one?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yes, okay, all one? Yep, Sorry, so come back and
play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
All right, we are tired of people asking how radio
still exists. Okay, that's just what your friends said. You
tell them that nobody listens to it. And that's time
we made a podcast. Thanks for being here. It's starting
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
The other day I mentioned that we probably pile on
gen Z too much and we should give him a break.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I take it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The thing is, a recent study just found one out
of five gen z ors can't change a light bulb. So,
sparking Jeffrey in the morning, here we go. I mean,
is it just flat out laziness. Well, the number one
reason that they say is it just seems complicated.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
To untwist and then twist.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's a lot of steps that you just said. You
got to slow down there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We got to reach the bull.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That reason number two is we're late. No time to
figure out which way the bulb turns. We gotta get
to w C I I which clamp is it? It
is true we couldn't talk about that but to viral
soundbites from the internet. Only enough time to play one
(01:02):
of them. Let's get right to your choices. Your first
option is a seventeen second clip of a little tree
frog who hates getting picked up by human hands, and
he lets them know it with the tiniest scream. Imaginement
or option two, is a classic throwback to one of
the most embarrassing Wheel of Fortune guesses ever. You probably
(01:26):
haven't heard this, though, where a guy tries to solve
a very common four word phrase word Okay, so what's
it gonna be? Tiny ribbits? Or say Jack flibbitts alexis.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean I need someone to make me feel better
about the light bulb. So we're gonna go say Jack
brook see and I've kissed enough frogs in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't need another one.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Give me say Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wow. Let's hear the We're gonna hear the sound of
a classic embarrassing Wheel of Fortune guess where a guy
tries to solve a common forward phrase.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
First toss up is worth one thousand dollars, category is
phrase and off and go.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Tomorrows right in the butt. No, Blake, this is the best. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So close.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That man is still living with that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That was which claim? Is it?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Let's move on. We got to get to your Jack
collar question of the day, and Jake knows right where
to stick that question, don't you Jake?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah the best.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, this is the let's do it.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Last week we celebrated some of the most iconic and
beloved animated television shows of all time with a little
game Yeah Fun, where we figured out what decade each
cartoon first appeared on TV. It was like fun of
nostalgic until Alexis, a woman who went to the Harvard
of the Mountain West, a college educated woman said, quote,
I don't know. Time is hard. How am I supposed
(03:16):
to know the difference between the sixties, seventies and.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Eighties any quote?
Speaker 7 (03:21):
And then she missed the Simpsons so badly that Matt
Groening tried to buy the radio station just to have us.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Chance stayed by My guess.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
That's why today we're giving Alexis and everyone here a
chance to redeem themselves with another animated and titilated edition of.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Just like before you give you a number one through twenty,
I'll tell you about a popular cartoon show. You just
have to say what decade it first came out. Okay,
we'll start with the woman who's the Maggie Simpson of
our show. She's unafraid to shoot her shot with older men.
That's Alexis.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, Mackie's Alexis five.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Your animated series is the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, the
pizza loving mutant Turtles fighting crime in the sewers. When
did it begin the decade? Please?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
It wasn't the seventies last week, but maybe today's my day, Jake,
I'm going.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
To say.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
This is the only decade that you know.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Fine, okay, thanks to peer pressure, I'll go.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Eighties Alexis was peer pressure into guessing the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
That is.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Seventies. Fucking nineteen eighty seven. There's a bullying works.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
We're going to take.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yep, Brook, give me number two.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Brooke. Your animated series is a series featuring iconic characters
like Bugs, Bunny, and Daffy duck Man. I'm talking Looney Tues.
It's been around for a long time. Named the decade
was okay, groundbreaking.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
So my mom really pushed Looney Tunes on me. And
she was born in nineteen fifty so that means she had.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
To have watched it as a child. I'm gonna say
the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Brooks said, Looney Tunes came out in the nineteen fifties.
That is.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Correct.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Six thirty. Jose, It's year turned a number one through twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Let's go ten ten?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Was it?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Your animated series is the Modern Stone Age Family navigating
life in prehistoric times.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
The Flintstone, The Flintstones Modernstonage Family.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Song again, one of the cartoons that even like my
parents know.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Do you think the Jetsons came after the Flintstones because
they're basically the same show.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I was gonna say, I think it had to be
won the Future's great, Let's go stone Age or the
stone Age is working, Let's go Feutu.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, either way, one played off the other. So I'm
gonna go with sixties.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Jose said the nineteen sixties. That is exactly correct, talked
it right through.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That was beautiful Flintstones, by the way, sexiest Halloween group costume.
You can guess we should do that easy, easy for
all of them.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I'd love to take my shoes off. We're talking animated
shows and what decades they came out, Jeffrey, I need
a number from.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You, Number twelve, Number twelve, Jeffery.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Your animated series was babies embarking on wild adventures from
their pint size perspective. Rugrats, What decade did that show debut.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Speaking of sexiest cartoon costumes, I mean diapers for all
of us for the next Halloween.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Hair.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, nineties, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Said, the nineties. That is absolutely correct, Alexis. Jose and
jeff move on to the next round. Alexis need another
number from you. Alexis, your animated series is a Lovable
Sea sponge and his quirky friends, bikini bottom SpongeBob SquarePants
named the decade. Oh no, your favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It is one of my favorites. But I don't know
if it's nineties or if it wasn't that. If it's
two thousand, I think seventy for sure.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean the way he dresses kind of.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm going to go two thousand.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Alexis's SpongeBob came out in the two thousands. That is incorrect.
It was nineteen ninety nine. Right on the floor, Jose,
need number Okay, let's go number one. Number one. Your
animated cartoon is Transformers Autobots in the Sky. What decade
did that come out?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I watched that a little bit as a kid. I
think that's gonna be an eighties.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Thing, Jose said. Transformers was the eighties. That is Jose
you can't miss, which brings us to Jeffrey for sudden death.
You get this wrong, Jeffrey, and Jose wins again. Number
twenty been said, it has not. Let's go to twenty.
Number twenty a mad scientist and his grandson and bark
on a bizarre interdimensional adventures. Get more, I'm talking Rick
(07:51):
and more. Do you give me the decade of their inception?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
About this show?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Jeff Yeah, it's a news show. What decade are we now?
The twenty twenties and so give me? Give me into
the past decade? Twenty tens, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Said, the twenty tens. That is, that's ragged. Rick and
Morty came out in twenty thirteen, which means Jeff and
Jose will share today's title of ohlenty up to twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So Jose and I get to choose who get shot
today while singing the SpongeBob square Pants theme song, My
vote goes for the squarest of pants in this room,
Brooke Fox, Do you agree?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Square rental?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Splodgebob Square absorbent and yellow and Porus?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Is he Splodgebob? They help them?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
A fun song that's your collars, question of the day,
We got your phones tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
There are certain people out there who are so naturally
aggressive and cut throat they'll turn everything into a competition.
Oh yeah, and on our show that person is Brook.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Can't help it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If you invite her out to a seafood lunch, she'll
turn it into an oyster eating contest.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Slur.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
On a spa day, she'll suggest, let's see who can
tip the least. Brook wins again, I can take a
dollar car. And years ago we brought the idea up
of us doing a fun like informative fun fact segment
for the show, but Brooke turned it into a contentious
(09:38):
trivia competition. So stuff Jeff instead of a family friendly
fun facts with Jeff, we now have beat Brookers. Suck
dirt has a different name, but they wouldn't let me anyway.
That's what's happening, Beat Brooke coming up right now. Does
(10:07):
Brook have a new nemesis because Joe has been on
three times before tied all three. The last time was
an epic battle to the death, resulting in a seven
to seven score. Emotionally, it felt like he died. But
will Joe have the courage and bravery to finally take
(10:30):
her down, or will Brooks squish another man underneath her
giant pair of rental boots before she returns them to
the store.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Actually, I don't rent my shoes. That's not an offer.
I only read my clothes.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well said, it's a battle to end all battles. Book
versus Joe. Joe, welcome back to the Ring of Jeff.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
How are you doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Buddy good?
Speaker 10 (10:57):
Thanks for having me. I think today is going to
be today nice?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Are you also wearing rental clothes?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
No?
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Thanks, Lim, I'm worried for the EU, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you know how good this jacket looks?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I mean, honestly, it's cropped, it's cute. It feels like
I'm giving sexy professor.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And a deafening silence hits the rod book. So let's
have you leave the studio and your rental professor outfit.
She's clearly in a weird headspace. So Joe, this might
bode well for you, But you got thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
(11:33):
out right. If you want to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Yep? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
All right, let's do it. Your time starts now. The
DeLorean Car went into production on this day in nineteen
eighty one. What famous movie was? It featured in Back
to the Future? Over Which ocean did Amelia Earhart go missing?
Glenn Quagmire is a character on What animated sitcom The Symptoms.
Wicophobia is the fear of what? Well that again, wickophobia
(12:01):
is the fear of what what? Hall of Fame baseball
player wore number twenty four and had the nickname the
Kid since eighteen seventy five. What famous race is always
done at Churchill Downs, Kentucky Derby. We had to move
on from the question that you corrected your answer. You
didn't get it in in time. But Brook's coming back
into the studio here, and it says on my screen,
(12:21):
I mean, we already know Joe a little bit since
he's been on before. But he is a boys basketball
coach and he has an eight year old son who
loves baseball. Cool, which is funny because Brook has a
son who loves basketball and she is a coach of baseball.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
No, he loves baseball basketball, but he's playing basketball now.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh well, it never gets old to have Brooke correct
me while I'm trying to make a good point. So
never mind. Okay, Brook, you asked the question.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right, what's your team name? For basketball?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
I coached our special market high school.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, you're like me.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
I just pretend to coach baseball, even though I show
up and I brought the kids on.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It brings the fruits next. You know, sometimes we play music.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You get into some physical altercations with the umpires too.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And the raft so it just goes with the territory.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Little Joe, how many umpires and refs have you had
a fistfight with before?
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I respect all that freeze. We need them.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Around and in case and you're listening, yeah, we give Yeah.
Competitive spirit is alive and well Broke, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Get ready?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Your time starts now. The DeLorean Car went into production
on this day in eighteen. In nineteen eighty one, what
famous movie was? It featured Back to the Future? Over
which ocean did Amelia Earhart go missing? Specific Glenn Quagmire
is a character on what animated sitcom Family Guy. Wiccophobia
is the fear of what reading what Hall of Fame
(13:57):
baseball player warn number twenty four and had the nickname
the kid uh baby Bruth since eighteen seventy five. What
famous race is always done at Churchill Downs, Kentucky Derby, Oh,
Ky Dooky. Those are the answers. Let's go to the
scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose every movie.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I like, I'm gonna put a big, huge cucumber up
there to.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Let everyone know how excited I.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Am about it.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Milonia.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Interesting a clip? Yo, you got three today?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You excited? It was a good game, he says, decent.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
I think.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Okay, respect the raps, Joe, respect the raps.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
I think I lost the one.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You lost by one? Okay, well you did lose by one. Broke,
Oh Brooke, Joe is charging the mound, now, Broke. What
are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
What're you gonna do? Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
In the meantime, let's just go over the answers for everybody.
Dolorian cars went into production on this day. In nineteen
eighty one, they were featured in the Back to the
Future movie franchise. Yeah, Amelia Earhart went missing over the
Pacific Ocean. Glenn Quagmire's a character on Family Guy. We
already moved on Joe, so we could not give you that.
Joe said the Simpsons first, and we had already moved
(15:12):
to the next question before he corrected himself. Wickophobia is
the fear of witches. The Hall of Fame baseball player
who wore number twenty four and had the nickname the
Kid This we should have subtracted a number from you.
That's Ken Griffy Junior.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Sorry, my bad, My bad, my bad.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Apologize to your son. And since eighteen seventy five, the
race always done at Churchill Downs as the Kentucky Derby.
So I want to go to that.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
One day, really giant hat and eat the strawberries and cream.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
I would love it if more men wore hats to
that giant big ones too.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Brook's trying to sell rental hats again, so just save
it for the promotion.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Brooke.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Okay, that's my hat.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah sure, Joe. I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat
Brooke today, But just for playing, you do get a
twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort,
theme park or online in the Disney Store off.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
My daughter will love that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Joe, You're a fierce competitor. I appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I appreciate you, guys Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
When you go to college, you can do the normal thing,
tend your classes, join a few clubs, drink a couple
of Natty lights, and get your degree. Or you can
do something so crazy, so epic, that you instantly become
a campus legend. Wow, where students tell stories about you
(16:31):
and what you did for years after you graduate.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's something smart you did, job No.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's the beauty of it. And that was definitely the
case for one of our listeners, who left a lasting
legacy at his university that people still talk about to
this day, and nobody at the school knows that he
was the one behind it. The legend is finally going
to reveal himself in a brand new mass speaker that's
(16:58):
coming up right after this.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
You don't know me concession.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I can't take back Earl Arms Mouse Speaker, Texas seventeen
five nine two says my wife and I met in
an AOL chat room in two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
The real person in.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That at the time was considered super sketchy, and.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
I remember there was a kid from my high school
who married somebody from AOL and I was.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Like, weird, they're going to turn onto a two years
is so for twenty plus years we've been lying to
everyone saying we met at a fifty cent concert. Yeah,
that's what you came up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That was what the club was in the club. The
club was high up.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That was considered normally.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I am.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Now it's like, wait, mom, you met dad without stalking
him online and doing an online background chat first. It
sketch now, not stock. Whatever your secrets are, we want
to hear them right here on the mass speaker. And
we have a guy who's chosen Mitch. It's his fake
name today, So Mitch, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Hey guys, Hey, how many Aol chat rooms are you in? Currently?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
None at the moment, just this one. Ready for a reply?
The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Mitch.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
All right, okay, okay, deep brah.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
So.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Back in my college days, I was a pretty big partygoer.
Like that's all I did was I go out and
go to parties.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Your party guy, okay, And my favorite thing to do
on party nights was.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Just say drink you can say you can say drink.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
No, it's okay. I like to walk around campus and
I would slash car tires.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
What stand play kings car?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I do normal thing. He's not slash tires.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's gonna be like I like Cosmopolitans.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
I know, but there's a little bit of a background,
Like my parents gave me this swift army knife one
to the gifts and okay, can.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We take that away from them?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I see it's his parents' faults. I bet all the
tires got slash what It.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Just gave me a rush, Like I felt like I
was a fire or something.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So you're just a vandal.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Rights can't afford to get new tires rush because it's wrong.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I know. I know, guys, I feel horrible. Like the
worst part is I did it to dozens of cars.
The thing is that no one in my friend group
even knew I was doing this.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Would you do this to your friends?
Speaker 10 (19:42):
No? I never did it to my friends.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Like, okay, he's a nice person. Yeah, only people.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He did it strangers.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I'm imagining he's like, hey, Brooke, come over for dinner.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna go outside real quick. I'll
be right back. I will say it back when I
was in college, me and my my bros would go
around at night and do some shady stuff. Yeah, I
would steal suck, No, just to their businesses.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
What did you like, smash windows or something.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
This isn't my confession. Time on Mitch is the one
that's on blasts. I don't feel comfortable admitting anything unless
I'm a nomos.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
I need even know if Mitch was in your fraternity.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
So it's okay, man, we all do really dumb things
when it's okay for him to admit it. Okay, I'm
not saying I'm not signing off on this behavior, but
this is the place where you can come and will
be judgment free in theory.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
You just so wait, you didn't tell your friends, obviously
that's where you you left off there.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Yeah, I didn't tell my friends and it got so
bad that the school launched an investigation into it, Like
they thought it was a gang, like a rogue guy
going around cars.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
It was just you, And were you happy or proud
of this?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean they had to have surveillance video and stuff.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
I mean, I don't think anybody had any videos of me,
but I mean I always kept a hoodie in my
car and stuff, and I would just put it on
and I would you know, I would leave the party
and I'd go out to on a hoodie and just
putting you had a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Of pent up sexual regressions.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Yeah, but well, nobody's making out with him at the party.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Leaving the party to do.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That Brooke was at your college, never would have happened.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You mean it was a good makeout session, poking something.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
And.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
That's probably what I could have used. But like it
got so bad that, like I this is going to
sound this is probably the maybe even the worst part.
But what I could not draw attention to myself. I
even went and slashed my own tires and then I
reported to the school.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
That's the best part I've heard of.
Speaker 11 (21:47):
You deserve to have to buy new tires.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Wait did you buy them or did your parents buy tires?
Speaker 10 (21:55):
No? No, I had a part time job, so I
paid for my own tires. But at some point I
thought this has to stop.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, has it stopped?
Speaker 10 (22:06):
The problem is that like I would drink my little
jungle juice and stuff, and then I would need to
just go back and slash a tire.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Like you need the.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Like ordered taco bell, like the rest of us when
we have an itch when we're drunk.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
You know, guys, trust me, I know how stupid this is.
But thankfully, once I got a girlfriend. At that point,
you know, I drank it. I you know, I had
different urges.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, when you guys fix everything for us, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
So you haven't slashed a tires since college?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Right?
Speaker 10 (22:45):
No, I haven't been slashing tire since then. It doesn't
really fill the cups the way that good?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The bright side, think how many drunk driving accidents you stopped.
Nobody can get in their cars. His head went there,
I'm trying to find one.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Yeah, that's that's My legacy still kind of lives on
at the school, even though I'm not there, because I
heard that the university has tracked to crisis for their
covered parking and they're putting out notices saying that students
should pay extra park there because there's people going out
slashing tiles. And I feel so bad. I was just
(23:26):
a young, dumb kid.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's okay. College isn't that expensive now anyway, so I'm
sure they can afford the extra parking fees.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
All the kids on your campus that only had bikes
are sure thankful now?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah? Or maybe slashing here and that's where I made
us feel like I need a drink now too. Oh
my god, seriously text into seven eighty five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Wouldn't it be great if returning your laptop to the
electronics store went super smooth and easy with no awkward
conversation at all? What do you say?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, that sounds boring, Jess.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
That'd be great, But that wouldn't make a very funny
prank for our show, because today we reach out to
a guy who's just trying to return his MacBook. He
has emailed customer service with no response, and now he's
going to get one that's twice as nice and ten
times as annoying. In your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is this Sam?
Speaker 10 (24:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Is this Sam Loses?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
I'm calling from by customer Service. We got your email
request saying you wanted to return your MacBook.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah, thank you, Yeah, no, I really appreciate again back.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
It's been Honestly, it's really hard getting on on the
phone to deal with this.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Well, you're in for a treat. Yeah, I can definitely
help you. I just need to pull up your information
really quick. Can you please hold?
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And before I do that, I do need to tell
you about it.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
A new company mandate wanting to personalize the customer experience
more what Yeah, we have a live hold music performer.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Taylor, just for you. What is that you're gonna hear?
You're in for quite the experience.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, So please hold. I got a feeling returns gonna
go smoothly.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
What Sam's gonna get a refund to?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What is it? It's not It's gonna be good. Good Sam,
I don't want to hold. I don't want to return.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Okay, you can't stop?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Wow, you can stop singing? Sorry? Sorry about that, Sam?
Speaker 9 (25:49):
What was that I didn't want?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I didn't ask for that, nobody did.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Corporate's new idea on how to personalize the experience for
our customer.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, that was horrible.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Luckily, this is in beta testing right now, so they're
just trying it out.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
It goes permanent.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Okay, this is the best job ever.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Okay, can we get to my computer please.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Sam, do you have a pen?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, I have a pen.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Perfect.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
So in order for me to process the return of
your MacBook, I wrote down your customer number and oh
my god, I wrote down your customer number and I
left it in the other room.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
No, no, no, don't go to the other room.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
I know what's going to happen, don't.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but I do need
to put you on hold again.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
No, you don't need to put me on hold.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
You actually please.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Hold return up the mac returning a mag Sam is
doing it? Returning I'm mac can I think it's called
went well?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Lot me or when they set.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
That up MacBook work under they stop saying, Sorry.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Hi? I'm back. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
It's really weird and it's really annoying and I don't
need music.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
I mentioned that to corporate, but it's the company's call
on that one.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Okay, Well, I just want to return my computer.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh I know we're working on it. Listen, I am
here all day with this whole guy, so.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
I'm not I'm not gonna sit here all day.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I'm sorry that you have to do with that, But
like you're making me deal with it too.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I definitely don't want to again.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
Co'm on, Oh, so why do we need two people
on the line.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I don't understand.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
I thought you were helping me.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I mean, the thing is, I can't sing, you can't act,
audition for the whole music as well, just so that
I didn't have to do both of these things.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I think I can't sing at all.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
He's terrible.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Hey, I'm here.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
I know you.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Look, I don't understand who you are while you're involved
in it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Well, if you think you can do better than just
sing to me.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Then I just want to return my freaking MacBook.
Speaker 12 (27:51):
Can we just get to that, please?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
Yes, And we understand that your friend Steven understands that.
And unfortunately we can't help you with that because we're
actually a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
In the Morning.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
We revealed that. We reveal Yeah, well, I thought we wanted.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
This is actually brought from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and that's Jose singing what's up?
Speaker 10 (28:24):
Sam?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I really thought that was a thing like why, I
don't know why?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Why?
Speaker 10 (28:29):
For that?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Your friend Stephen wrote us and said that you're really
frustrated that you couldn't get any people on the phone
to deal.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
With her return, So we thought, if you can't get one,
why not.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
To Hey, great, thanks a lot.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
Well, I do think you owe Jose an apology because
you actually did hurt his feelings about that singing thing.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
A beautiful voice.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Any requests no please?
Speaker 10 (28:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh no?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
What a coincidence?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Wake up every morning was fu taps weekday broken Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
If you're like me, you read your work emails like this.
You got mail, Hey, jeff this is Aaron from sales
and I was wondering delete.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
You got mail, Hi.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Jeff we really need your input on the upcoming promotional
boring Delete that's important. I don't think so you got mailed.
Oh Jeffrey, it's your delete empty trash, set computer on fire.
Oh I feel better now. See I always get flak
from my quote unquote co workers that I don't that
(29:38):
I don't quote read people's emails like at all.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, it's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Maybe if they didn't make them so lame, I actually
would read them.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh it's hat.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And one of our listeners definitely feels me on that
because she didn't fully read a message from her boss recently,
and now she needs our help getting her job back.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Jeff, that's what you have to read the email.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I almost read that full email. We're going to find
out the full story of what happened in your brand
new awkward Tuesday phone call right after this It's.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Awkward, It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I don't know how my
co hosts were regarding their emotions as children, but for me,
I was always a big crier. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Think who is not shocked by the information I say,
Jeffrey throwing tantrums at a.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Grocery when there was a dessert that I couldn't have,
or a TV show I couldn't watch, I would let
the emotions take over and launch into the ugliest, loudest
cry I could, especially if my housekeeper Lucy wouldn't change
the channel for me.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
You have a.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Remote, Jeff, Yeah, well she had the remote. And I
was always a really big people's court fan, watching blue
collar families get the shaft. Okay, oh so funny.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Nothing like small claims courting up private so weird.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
But luckily my parents taught me how to bottle up
those emotions deep deep inside, and I grew out of that. Now,
unfortunately for one of our listeners, they didn't have parents
like mine, so they reacted emotionally as an adults are good.
Now they're in hot water because of it. So Allison
(31:28):
has reached out for help. Alison, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Hey, Hi, you sound.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Like a real live wire. What could have happened?
Speaker 9 (31:38):
I made my word clave really weird, and I hope
you guys can help me fix it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Oh, I hope you're a blue collar worker, so this
this could be really funny.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
Jeff, what, No, I'm not. I'm in software sales and
I had great year, wonderful year. Like, oh that's.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good, that's great. How did you ruin it?
Speaker 9 (32:03):
So I emailed my boss and I was just asking
for a couple extra days PTO. Okay, I mean just
two days. Really, I just wanted to take a trip.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Is that usually met in your environment with like cool or.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
It's like you have to work really hard and it's
like a lot of clients are really needy, so like
sometimes it's hard, but it's worth it, and you know,
they do have this culture of vacation is necessary kind
of thing. But he responded back and he denied me.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh god, that's worst feeling.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
And I'm like, I just want two days, and like,
does this company know how much money I make for them?
Like it's astronomical.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
By the way, that's what our boss all the time too,
So I feel.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Yeah, it just works, like so many hours, so many weekends,
and I don't complain and they just like wouldn't give
me two measly days.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Yeah, I mean that's just kind of how sometimes corporate
America is.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Companies don't care about the boys.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
How do you respond to that?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
I was so pissed, like I really just want to
go on this trip and I give everything for this company,
so like I'm like, forget it. I'm done with this.
So I just typed up a letter. You wrote a letter, oh,
very harshly worded, and I was insulting, and I printed
it out and I just flipped it under my boss's
(33:26):
door on Friday.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
It wasn't email it like a resignation letter or was
it just an angry letter?
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Yeah, it was like you don't get me time off,
So like I'm done with this. Like I was really pissed.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You quit, Okay, Yeah, quit your job.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Well, you know, go out and blaze it.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
You're not happy.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I mean, okay, I understand your sentiment, but you got
to be careful with your emotions in a professional setting.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
No, you don't want to burn bridges like you have
to have references when you.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Try to get a job later.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Hey, if you're out of technology, burn every bridge, though,
I want to stay.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Cross the bridge to the other side and then you
can burn.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Okay, Okay, I'm not allowed with matches, so I didn't
know how this worked.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, so it sounds like we're too late for that.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
Yeah. Well, okay, So the weekend happened, and then I
went back and I read my email again, and I
realized that I didn't actually fully read it because he
didn't outright deny me and like he basically it's yeah,
he said no for this week, but let's work together
(34:29):
and see if we can get you off. Not no,
get you some more time off next week afterwards.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Okay, Okay, so you stopped after no, and you went
into a full on rage.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Yeah, yeah, I really went in a full on rage.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
Okay, so have you broken into his office and taken
the letter back.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Before seeing it too? I went back and I.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Tried to see if I could get it like before
he saw it, and I like his door was locked,
and I'm desperate at this point, I cannot lose my job,
so like I busted down door. You what, I busted
his door down.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
And like, oh my god, broke the lock.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
It's a pretty weak door. I mean, but the letter
was not there.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I'm gonna say it's worth it if you get the letter.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
But yeah, oh man, I was like praying the janitorial
staff like saw it on the floor or just threw
it away. But I guess maybe he could have come
in over the weekend and saw it. But I guess,
like I'm fifty fifty on what happened.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh you think that maybe he still didn't get it.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
I just need to figure out if he knows, and
if I need to actually do a ton of damage control.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, because came in a paper on the ground, thrown
it away or something.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You're hopefully you want us to call your boss then
and try and figure out how much information he has
if he got the letter or not.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
I need to know what I need to do, I guess,
because I mean, I I don't want to lose my jet.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay, you sound really nervous, right.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean, like, would you not lose your job over this?
He might not have seen it.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
He might not have seen it. You wanted two days off.
I just want to days off.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Well, you might get two hundred days off if he
actually saw the letter. But we're gonna come back and
we're going to give you some advice on what to
say to your boss to figure out if he saw
the letter and if he did, what to say to
save your job.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Man, a tough one.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh, I thought this was going to be easy. We'll
see how it goes with your awkward Tuesday phone call
right after this.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's awkward.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Emotions can be a good
thing and a bad thing.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Good because they can help you do stuff like fall
in love, Yeah, cheer on your favorite sports team.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Bad, because they can make you overreact to an email
and quit your job with an angry letter to your boss.
It's about controlling the emotion, yes, or just burying them
deep deep deep down you, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Or just reading the full work email for God's sake,
like that's all she had done.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's why Alison turned to us for help because she
just quit her job in an emotional letter that she
slipped underneath her boss's door.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, kind of a middle finger.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Doesn't know if he's seen it yet or not. Some
funny side note, she did break into his office to
retrieve the letter, but it was not there. That's kind
of funny.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
No, breaking and entering is not funny, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Well, she works there, so it's okay. But we need
to help her out with some advice. That's what awkward
Tuesday is all about. So Brook Europe, what do you
think Allison should do?
Speaker 8 (37:42):
Okay, first, I'm just going to assume the worst here, Allison,
because I mean, if he hasn't seen it, then you're
not going to need any of our advice. We'll just
hang up on him. Right So, here's the thing. You
need to pin it on somebody else right on, and
that someone else is chat GPT.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
You were gonna tell your boss that you quickly wrote
a chat gpt letter to him, maybe you were even
thank you to him, just printed it out thoughtlessly, slipped
it under his door, got back to your computer and
actually read what chat gpt had written.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, you're horrified that wasn't you.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
That was Ai, So she should lie to her boss.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, you should always lie.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
To your boss, Jeff, especially now, Alison, is that something
you're comfortable doing?
Speaker 6 (38:28):
I mean, pick you up?
Speaker 9 (38:30):
Maybe, I guess what? How how am I gonna lie?
Being just like, blame it on chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, you can't blame it on another employee, because then
you're taking that employee down.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Oh yeah, okay to my advice, which is, blame it
on an employee, blame it on somebody else fire Yeah,
oh man, Like if it was here in our office,
I'd be like, oh, Brooke is playing a prank on me.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
Boss.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
She typed that up and she put I would never
quit like that. That's all unprofessional that way. He's like, oh,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Would throw me under the bush.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Absolutely, But when I quit, everyone's going on. But it's
not just throwing them under the bus in a playful way.
Say it was a joke from an employee.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, oh maybe say oh, and I'm gonna get him back.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
So don't you worry boss happening?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, because bosses love pray, Maybe I don't say that.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Yeah that was rough. I can't blame an employee.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Well, you can can blame somebody else. You got two
pieces of advice here. You're either going to blame technology
for letting you down, or an employee for setting you up,
or somebody else. Pick anybody from your life. Blame your mom.
I certainly do, and it's worked.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Out great for me and I we hear about it
all the time.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah. So we're running out of time, Allison. It's really
up to you. This is your phone call. We're gonna
step away and let you call your boss. See how
much he knows if he saw your resignation.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
I keep forgetting he.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
May not even seen.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
It is short and we'll never hear this.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
That's what we're hoping for. But let's find out how
dialing is number right now? Good luck?
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, we're here. We got your back.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
H Hello, Patrick, Yeah, mans is calling.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Hey, Hey, this is Alison. I'm really sorry to bother you.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Oh yeah, ye, strange that you're calling me.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
I mean well yeah, I mean I texted you like
saying that I was going to be late to work
because I had something come up, and I just want
to let you know that I'll be in shortly.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
What what wait?
Speaker 6 (40:49):
What why?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
M hm why why?
Speaker 8 (40:53):
What?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
Like why am I Why am I coming in late?
Or why am I coming.
Speaker 10 (40:58):
In at all?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Or?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, actually, since I have you here, you know anything
about this broken lock on the door to my office?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
What?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Your lock? Your lock was broken?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
I came in and the door handle was all scratching everything.
It looks like it was tampered with. Do you know
anything about this?
Speaker 9 (41:21):
I mean no, I mean, like, with all the money
we maybe you should totally be able to get you
a better door. That's terrible. What's anything missing?
Speaker 6 (41:31):
I don't know?
Speaker 9 (41:33):
Okay, Wow, would this like maybe like have been like
the jeditorial people, like maybe they have this one really
big guy. Maybe he like leaned in on the door broken.
Speaker 6 (41:43):
I don't know. I don't know of any big janitorial guy. Look, okay, Alison,
why are you calling?
Speaker 9 (41:50):
So my request about a couple of days off you
you said you wanted to work with me on it.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Yeah, yeah, I did, But we don't have to do
that now because uh we got your letter.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
Oh oh you saw that.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
Okay, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
We all saw that.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
It was pretty harsh, and you know, based on what
you're saying, obviously you reacted without reading the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (42:19):
So yeah, well okay, all right, Patrick, I have a
very good reason for this whole thing. And but Corey
tell you. I want you to know that I respect
you so much. I would never hurt you intentionally, but
I would pull a joke on you. It's a brook.
(42:40):
It's a brook. A Jeffrey's phone taps, Hey.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
A phoney, gotcha? Yep, we phone tapped him.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shows here, said I on
my phone character and I am also here.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Hey, we're so funny.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Patrick on the radio morning phone taps.
Speaker 9 (43:11):
You're right now, you're it right now?
Speaker 10 (43:14):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (43:17):
All part of our new phone tap letters that we
have people sneak under.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
The personally delivered, very elaborate.
Speaker 9 (43:24):
Just delivered it.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
I thought you quit, real.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Sucker.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
All right, you're so funny. You know. They told me
to rate this letter and put it in your office
and then call you and then but they just took
it like, wait, you.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Far and sorry, I don't know you guys, Oh you
liked it.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
You got it was funny, Patrick, I said, smash all
the windows and break the desk, elaborated.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Man, Wait, so you were the one who broke the door.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
No, no, no, no, you know, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
That was just a funny.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Yah No, this is super weird. Yeah, I don't know.
There was somebody going around with like a hammer. Some
think I don't really it's the.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
It's the big janitor with the hammer.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
That's gotta be him or somebody in I t so.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Wow, you know that was funny. I'll give you a
credit there.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Out Okay, okay, well I.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
Gotta run, but take care. Everyone was.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Okay, okay, okay, hung up.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Wow, my god, that was actually genius. Why didn't we
think of that advice?
Speaker 9 (44:48):
Said so, Well, Jeff is the one that said to
blame anybody, anybody, So I blame you.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You'll take it perfect.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I wasn't. I wasn't meaning us, but sure, I guess
it worked out.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
It's gonna be a really strange story that he is
going to be retelling.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I got cranked on the radio with this letter.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, we will have to step up all of our
pranks now that we are going to have this reputation
out in the business world.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
Damit.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
We did try faxtops for a while.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
We need to bring that back.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I cannot believe that you have a job still.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
I can't either next time, can you help me get
a raise?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
A brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
We've got Paulina on the phone, and Paulina works at
the place where young men will find many ways to
have a good time, the y MCA. Paulina, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Are you upset that they haven't like updated that jingle
in the last forty fifty years later?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I feel like we could do a bill to come
out with some That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, Billie Eilish singing about young men at the YMC,
which I don't know, do I want everybody there to
cry the entire time they're working out.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
There's a lot more people than just bed there these days.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
I'm a bad swimmer.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Out you.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I don't think you need to update a classic. In fact,
I spent a lot of time at the YMC and
the locker rooms just playing cards, snapping towels, rob and elbows,
just like the song says, just young men getting together
having a good time, all right, And I hope that
we can have a good time today Paulina, because I
know last time you were on this segment you lost.
How are you feeling about your chances today.
Speaker 12 (46:41):
I've been feeling pretty good. I play every day my son.
Can I give him a quick shout out?
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (46:46):
He Nico, he plays with me every day.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Is he there?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
You are you shouting him out while he's sitting next
to you.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
He's at school.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
That he's where he should be.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
He's eight states away right now, So good job, Nico.
We're gonna play with Paulina here. Brooks leaving the studio,
so let's go over the rules. He got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass, But you have to
beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (47:10):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Jack Nicholas celebrates a
birthday today. He's a five time player of the Year
in What sport hockey? What month has the most letters
in its name?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
In September?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Name the movie that stars Mark Wahlberg in a stuffed,
foul mouthed bear. What is a winkle picker, a shoe,
a bird or a tool? Which billionaire co founded PayPal? Ooh,
Mark Zuckerberg? All right, Paulina got those zen Brooks are
(47:48):
gonna come back into the studio here and now we've
learned that you work at the YMCA. I want to know, like,
what's something that the average person wouldn't know about the YMCA.
I want to get an in ciders take on it.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
Let's see here.
Speaker 12 (48:07):
I don't know. Maybe they don't know that we are
like one of the top places to hire young people
in school. Our front's desk, we have most of our
lifeguards are high schoolers.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
And can I give it?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
That makes me feel safe? Yet?
Speaker 8 (48:22):
I shout out to the kids club because like my
kids actually love going to the YMC because the like
kid drop off area is so rad.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Okay, yeah, we don't need permission. You already kind of
just shouted it out.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So yeah, just saying I love some free childcare.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Wait, you also come pick them up. You don't just
drop them all.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I've tried to leave them.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But and Paulina, where's the secret room at the y
MCA that you need the secret password to get into?
Speaker 12 (48:46):
Which room is that one in the spinning cycle room?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Okay, okay for the secret door in the spin cycle room?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
And I want to sound boring, Jose, don't overthink we
know where the.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Real fund's at. Okay, Brooks, your turn are you ready, Yeah,
I'm ready. Your time starts now. Jack Nicholas celebrates a
birthday to day. He's a five time player of the
year in what sports golf? What month has the most
letters in its name? Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
December?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Name the movie that stars Mark Wahlberg in a stuffed
foul mouth bear ted? What is a winkle picker, a shoe,
a bird or a tool bird? Which billionaire co founded PayPal?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Oh? Past?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
The city? Type can be found in what Asian country?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Type is it in Malaysia?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
We're about to find out those guesses are Let's go
to the scoreboard with Jose up and.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Let me kiss you.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Okay, Paulin, are you ready to kiss her? You got
to correct today?
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Okay, okay, solid, solid.
Speaker 8 (49:50):
I'm crossing my fingers right now.
Speaker 12 (49:57):
Okay, okay, okay, I'll take I know, I I'll take
the past as right.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Ty does go to the house. Let's go over the answers.
Jack Nicholas celebrates a birthday today. He's five time player
of the year in the sport of golf. Yes legend
they nickname him the Golden Bear. The month with the
most letters in its name would be September. It has
nine letters in it, and it's the ninth month. The
movie with Mark Wahlberg and a stuffed foul mouth bear
would be ted. A winkle picker is a type of shoe.
(50:24):
It's a pointed British style shoe.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Really, yo, you guys want to mess by winkle picker
force ones.
Speaker 9 (50:29):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
A millionaire who co founded PayPal would be Elon Musk
and the city Taipei was found in the Asian country
of Taiwan. So Paulina was not quite enough to beat
Brooke today. But just we're playing. We are giving you
a four pack of tickets to the Big Seattle Boat Show,
happening January thirty first to February eighth. Whether you're looking
(50:51):
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at the boat Show, best time of year to buy.
Details and discount tickets available at Seattle boatshow dot com.
Speaker 12 (51:00):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, I forget.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Was this as the first time you played?
Speaker 12 (51:04):
Nope, this is my third time. Oh we're one one
and one?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yes, okay, all one? Yep, Sorry, so come back and
play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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