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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Full Show podcast. Thank you so much
for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we have an update update from one of our
second date couples that I just still can't believe. They
called it very unexpected. Really yeaestly, I feel like the
end of the second dates, you know, like, oh, this
couple is actually going to stay together for a little while. Yeah,
this one I never thought in a million years would
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actually work out, but it has somehow. And yeah, why
they're making it work is a little controversial, I'll say that,
but that's coming up right now. We always love to
start with a listener comment.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, gosh, Tosh, I think gosh.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know said.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You guys make me laugh so hard every day. I
love you all. The best part of this third grade
teacher's lunch is your show.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's awesome. Stay strong out there. Yeah, and the full
show starts right now.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's a certain word that I've heard people use on
this show even and it's not okay.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Just saying that right now. It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning.
I won't name names, but certain people here who I
can tell are not taking us very seriously, they call
their dogs or their cats, referring to them as pets.
I know, I'm sorry for even saying it out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's what they are.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's wildly offensive. Excuse me. It implies that they're just
some animal that you own. You understand how that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
They're not human.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
This type of hate speech being broadcast on the radio.
Do you know how many millions of dogs and cats
listen to this every single day?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So much?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, why do you talk so poorly of the look.
That's why A new survey asked owners of animals how
they classify their domesticated friends.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
There's other things you can think.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, maybe some non offensive things like the older generations
Boomers and Gen x's are most likely to call their
dogs and cats companions. This says, my companions. Meanwhile, gen
zers call themselves animal parents and see zero difference between
taking care of a dog and taking care of a
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human child.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
It's exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
When you have the human child, you'll realize it's not.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Brook still in that hateful mindset, it's just different. Millennials
are the generation most likely to consider their pets their siblings.
What that's my Yeah, you had her dog as the
best man at your wedding. Make him give the best
man speech that sure, yeah, okay, but he's still baby now.
People do not consider their pets to be co workers,
(02:43):
but in the survey, fifty one percent of people who
work in pet friendly workplaces say they like their coworkers
animals more than their actual human Cos I wish everybody else.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You brought it to La Brook, I'd probably like her
the best.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, without questions, whatever you call them. Bottom line is,
let's remember dogs and cats are people too. Okay, it's
in the constitution, bro, look it up. Look it up.
Anti American, anti animal people on this show. It's really
bringing the mood down. Let's also remember shock callers are
(03:20):
people too. Even our technical director Ashton legally is classified
as a person.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah you look that one up first though, just to
make sure.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I didn't believe it myself, But apparently he's human, so
like an amba, though I don't know human person, say
you're trivia to us.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
The very first McDonald's restaurant opened its doors on this
day in the year nineteen forty. WHOA, that's right. Their
original slogan was look for the Golden Arches.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, still hold up.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Now, Historians debate if Golden Arches referred to the giant
yellow m or if it was Ronald mcdo donald's secret
code word for ladies bosoms. Either way, the tagline helped
launch a now global fast food empire. And it makes
you wonder what were some of the other first slogans
of famous companies we love today. That's why today you'll
(04:17):
have to figure them out during a special finish the
Tagline edition of twenty of twenty O. Well, sometimes we
just gotta do a normal sign. Give me a number
between one and twenty, and I'll tell you about a
popular restaurant or business, and I'll give you part of
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the original slogan. You just have to fill in the
missing words to stay in the game. We're gonna start
with the woman who still orders happy meals to this day.
Alexis no argument ten. Your establishment is Starbucks, open back
in nineteen seventy one with a forward slogan. Give you
(05:00):
the first word coffee and the last word spices. Please
tell me their opening day for words slogan.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Coffee, something spices.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Something something spicef She was hoping.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It was just and yeah, wait, what do the spices
have to do?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
It?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Weren't used to coffee, pastries and spices.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Not quite almost there, coffee, tea and spices. That was
the original slogan.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Order nutmeg on the side, brook, give me a number,
give me twelve.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Your establishment is Walmart. They opened in nineteen sixty two
with a for word slogan. The first word is always.
The last word is also always. Please tell me the
opening day for words slogan.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
What if.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
The other two words are also always.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Always as always always make sense. I mean, like the
whole thing about Walmart is you're gonna get the best deal, right.
That's their whole stick. They roll back the prices so
it's always.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But they have that. They have the smiley face logo
for a while, so I think like happiness or smiling
could be in there.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm gonna go always saving smiling always.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Not quite. I was looking for always low prices. Always
had the cadence wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
When I was saying it.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
They throw in a period after price is there.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's very confusing.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Emphasize Jose, please give me a number. Five Subway opened
in nineteen sixty five and Talko Bell opened in nineteen
sixty two. Okay, both restaurants had the exact same forward
slogan back then. Wow, that's right. The second word was
fresh and the last word is place. Please tell me
the entire forward slogan for both.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, so I feel like always fresh.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That feels good? And then what do we got next?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You don't think it's the blank place you gonna eat fresh?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Still to this day? Is that we still fresh? Oh
that's good? Eat fresh?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
What about place?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mexican Place, cool place, fast place, eat fresh, Ark Place.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
There's a park place in every city, right, eat fresh, play.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Eat fresh park Place. No, not Monopoly themed. I was
looking for the fresh food place. Yes, Subway famously fresh
Taco Bell also is there? All right, Jeff? So right
now we're talking about famous restaurant slogans.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Jeff, give me numbers, all right?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Thirteen Target opened in nineteen sixty two with a forwards slogan,
and just because I like you, I'm going to give
you just one of the words.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh wow, okay, kind of you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You're right. Now tell me which one you want first, second, and.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Third or fourth?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Give me the first one.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
The first word is expect.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh okay, actually changed my mind. Can I get the
fourth one?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Take back?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wait though, isn't pay less. Expect more pay less?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, but this is Target. What is Target known for
girls dragging their boyfriends there on Sundays when they don't
want to be there with them.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, I think they just ripped off payless. That's what
I'm going with.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I mean, I bet you're right.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
A lot of these were getting companies work for tons
of people.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, that's true. Okay, expect more pay less.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Come that is correct, Expect more pay less. And it
still is the same slogan to the still I think
so true.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I got all my back to school shoes.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Same here, Brooke, And that means Jeffrey is the winner
of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh see that coming, So I get to choose to
get shot. They're going to be singing peanut butter Jelly
Time by the Buckwheat Boys. So I'm gonna give that
to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, Peanut butter jelly Time, Peanut butter jelly time, peanut
butter jelly with the baseball.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Here's a shock collar question of the day. You got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, everybody asked their family members
to help out with a favor every now and again.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Sometimes they're small, like can you come pick me up
from the airport? It's not too bad. Yeah it's kind
and the answer is definitely know, but yeah, it's not
too imposing. Sometimes the favors are a little bigger, though,
like when Brooke asked her children to help dig up
their great great grandpa so they could retrieve his golden tooth.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh what they needed.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
They needed to pay for their house's second wine cellar.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, they use twenty four carrot back in the day.
Grandpa doesn't care once he do, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well, one of our listeners was recently asked for a
simple favor by his sister, and he never expected it
would lead to him accidentally committing a felony. Oh you're
gonna hear how things went south.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, my family understands that one.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's coming up in a brand new mass speaker right now.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
I can't take back o arms.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Mouse speaker text the seventy eighty five niney two says
police officer here. Whenever I put up police tape around
an incident, I purposely put it upside down because I
know it pisses so many people off.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Really people get angry at that.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I get upset about that.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
A lot.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I probably should be worried about the crime that just
happened in my neighborhood, but I'm more like, what psychopath
put the tape upside down and ruined my day?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Oh you cut off the word police in the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's his pole, no this, But honestly, I think maybe
the biggest crime is not telling us your deepest, darkest
secrets right here.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Ye sure, upside down or right side up doesn't matter exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And luckily we have a brave soul who wants to
come forward today and tell his truth using the fake
name David. So, David, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
However, you guys do hey.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You sound really happy for a guy who's about to
spill something.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
It's been a good morning, but this incident was not
a good day. But today's been a good day.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Well, we're ready to go on this journey with you,
the voice changers on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
So I have a five year old nephew. Okay, and
a few weeks ago, my sister calls me and she
has this hair appointment and she's running super late, and
so she's like, hey, can you like pick up my
nephew for a birthday party that he's at at this
like Arcade Fun Center And I live kind of close
to it. So I'm like, sure why I.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Got you know, I was much one is. I'm like,
why would anyone ever want to live where their family lives? Gross?
And then you have kids, You're like, Okay, that's a
good brother move, dude, Hey good uncle.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
So like I get there and like this place is
just absolutely packed, Like kids are screaming and like running
around and like bouncing around like pinballs, Like it's just
absolute chaos.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah, and I find them.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, I mean those kids zones are nuts.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
And so like I finally see like his big shaggy
mop a brown air, and I'm like, deep, we got
to go, like your mouths waiting, and like you know
how kids like when they're having fun and stuff like that,
and they never want to leave When you show up
to get them.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
They sadly can't hear you at all.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
So he like just takes off with his friends laughing.
I'm like, dude, So I'm basically like chasing him around this.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Arcade, which is more fun for him.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I finally get out and I put him in the car. Yeah,
and we're driving over the salon. The whole time. I'm like, buddy,
I'm sorry. Like we had believe.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Five year olds respond so well to like perfect logic
and reason.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Why are you crying? Kids?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well, I mean that's why I pulled the scirl. I
was like, you know what, I know how I'm gonna
cheer him up. I stopped really quick for McDonald's and
I got him some chicken nuggets and that made him
stop crying.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
There you got him with works out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Alexis too.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, I love a happy meal.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
But like, so here's where it gets crazy. So I
ask him. I'm like, hey, buddy, like you're feeling better,
And he says, my mom drives a red car. And
I'm like, what are you talking about? You know she
doesn't her mom drives a white Odyssey. And so I
look back in the rear view mirror and I realized
that it's the same hair, but this kid is not
(13:45):
my nephew.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What oh god, holy.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Crap, I just kidnapped a child. It's been like twenty
minutes since I love the arcade because we stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
How did you not realize he wasn't your nephew.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Because I was in a rush and they had the
same hair and they were the same type of outfits
that I usually see my nephew.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Do you think his mom would notice I'll.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Take this one.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, you must have been freaking out.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh dude, I was freaking out. These people are like
probably like and they're like looking for him or something
like I turn around and I speed back and like
I bring this random kid back inside, trying not to
be seen by anybody. I'm not trying to make it obvious,
like face.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Like nobody looked at him.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
The five year old's gonna be like, oh, mommy, I
took me on a ride to McDonald's. And I'm like, yeah,
right whatever.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Then I actually like see my actual nephew, you know, like, buddy, hurry,
you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wait, you didn't go find this poor kid's mother that
you took.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
If she'd already left, what did she had gone to
the police? I mean like what if she wasn't there,
then dude didn't take it through.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yeah, at the place, we'll see a child and know.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
That they'll react accordingly, Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, it's a child playplace, like they should have vertocols
to this with the other kids.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, okay, but you found your nephew and you actually
got him.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Like I got him back and dropped him off with
my sister at the air lone and she's like, hey,
like how to go? Were there any problems? I'm like nope,
and I leave.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Do you know if there's like a search warring out
for you or please are gonna come find you?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Nobody has said anything. Nobody brought it up. I never
planned on telling anybody, apparently, and then I grabbed the
wrong kids.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I'm even scared to put it on like one of
those weird Reddit threads because I'm like, what if so
he traces my IP address and find out where I live?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh my god, You're gonna go to like one of
his school plays, and that random kid is going to
recognize he was gonna be like McDonald's guy.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Everyone, This guy will take anyone.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
So cool.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh wow, You're lucky you got away with that man.
That was a close question.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Yeah, not a lot of crimes you can be in
the middle of committing and then reverse the crime.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I do feel like that's how kidnappers would be though,
Like they get the kid in the car and ten
minutes later, like.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
I chose stop.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Crying, I chose dud. The text in seven five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's phone tap,
we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his
wife's friend. He's never met this lady or her five
year old son, oh man, but he does know she's
supposed to be calling him to go over a few details.
Now here's the important part. The five year old. We
kind of made him up using clips we got off
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the internet, so it doesn't really exist.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
But our goal is to get this guy to believe
that he's a real kid, oh with real issues. You'll
see how he handles it in your phone tap right now, it's.
Speaker 15 (17:11):
Another Hello George.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Yeah, this is a Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm friends with your wife Trish. We're hanging out this Friday.
Speaker 16 (17:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, how you doing Hi, so good
and so excited for Ladies' night.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah, it seems like going to be a fun time
for you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And I only have you to thank for making it happen.
Trish told me how awesome you are for agreeing to
babysit my little guy, Teddy.
Speaker 16 (17:46):
Yeah, there's no problem at all. I mean, you got
nothing going on, no plans, and I'm happy to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
George, I am so sorry to interrupt you, but that's
probably ups. I need to go sign for a delivery.
Will you just hold on for one second?
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Sure, I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I'm coming.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Hi.
Speaker 17 (18:09):
Hi, huh Hi?
Speaker 10 (18:13):
Is this Teddy? It looks like me and you're gonna
be hanging out on Friday. You know what what, buddy?
Speaker 12 (18:22):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Ice cream?
Speaker 16 (18:25):
I like ice cream too. It's one of my favorites.
Maybe we'll have someone you come over, Teddy?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
What are you doing on my phoney?
Speaker 10 (18:35):
We're just having a conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
When mommy leaves. You do not talk on the phone
without my permission. George is a good person, but we
don't know him. He could be a predator.
Speaker 16 (18:48):
I don't think I'm a predator or anything like that.
Seems like you would not be comfortable leaving him with me.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But trust me that that was just a precaution. You
gotta be a good mom these days.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
All right, that's true.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Now we don't tell anyone this, but Teddy and I
are both looking for an upgrade.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
An upgrade, what kind of upgrade, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Like if something better comes around. We're flexible. Oh goodness, George,
I am so sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That's a ups guy.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Again, a possible upgrade.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Sign for this. I'll be right back. I'm coming.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
What the hell was going on?
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (19:37):
Eddy?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Tell me what ice cream? That's great?
Speaker 16 (19:44):
You already told me that, Teddy. And on Friday, hopefully
we can get some ice cream. But I don't think
your mom wants you talking on the phone right now.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
So I like truck.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
You like truck?
Speaker 16 (19:56):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Well do you like to.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
Play with truck?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So yay, we can be a truck family. I give
me a baby trucker.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Daddy can be the father trucker and you can be
the mother trucker.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
That's really funny there.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
The trucker yr mother truck.
Speaker 16 (20:19):
It sounds like it's going to be a great Friday. Teddy,
don't you put the phone down and wait on your
mommy get back. Huh please put the phone down, Teddy like.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Truck, I get it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What did I say about using mommy's phone?
Speaker 16 (20:34):
He's a precocious one, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, mother truck, Yeah, mother truck.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
Where did you hear that?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Is this how you are around children?
Speaker 16 (20:45):
Look, he was just on the phone talking about mother
trucker and father and the whole truck family truck.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I have never heard him say that until he talked
to you. Tri should have told me this. I am mortified.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
You are more than mortified.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh, for the love of God, that's my eighteen year
old pool boy.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I need to go put some roge on. I will
be right back and we will finish this conversation.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
No, I don't think right there, Chad. Holy what, Teddy?
Speaker 16 (21:16):
You got me in a lot of trouble with your
mom because of what you're saying. So if you could
do don't say that, Teddy?
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Can you please stop?
Speaker 18 (21:26):
Could I come over and play what's happening?
Speaker 11 (21:32):
Teddy?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm sorry, George, I was putting on my lingerie Teddy's
voice change.
Speaker 10 (21:38):
I was hoping that wasn't Teddy? Was that Teddy?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Not exactly. It's actually a sound effect we play when
we're doing prank calls on people from the radio.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
That's old man.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Teddy's not real, And this isn't either. This is actually
Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
We're doing a phone tap on.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Man a, you're right. I thought I was going babysit
the devil.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Trish run us and she said that you agreed to
watch one of her friend's kids and wanted us to
mess with you.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Holy correct. Change in the voice was cold.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Man.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
I thought, all of a sudden, I'm going to go.
Speaker 18 (22:17):
Through a portal to come over and play wake Up.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's the date that we never thought would actually happen,
but against all odds, it did. Yayo, one of our
most popular second date calls from the past calendar year
gets a surprising update. Oh, it's just proof that only
because we think a relationship is doomed and there's tons
(22:53):
and tons of red flags and all the signs are
pointing directly to the toilet. Yeah, that doesn't count for anything.
Speaker 15 (22:59):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's right. Sometimes true love prevails even when we condemn
it in the most unexpected ways. You're gonna hear it
when we get a second date up date update. Right
after this second date update date, we got an email
from a woman who says people in her area aren't
really using Bumble or Tinder anymore. They use it not
(23:22):
even my favorite app, Clinger, where personal space is just myth.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
At least everybody on the app agreas you imagine you
hear knock at your door immediately, Yeah, find your fellow
codependent cleaner.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
But she says she's found a more unique way to
meet guys. And we've heard of these types of movements
before where people are like trying to move away from
the apps in favor of other methods. So let's talk
to her and find out what she did. Her name
is Mandy. Mandy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (23:51):
Heay, guys.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hey, you' sound cute and fun and like you did
something fun to meet some guys.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
She said, Hey, how did you get that from?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
You did it?
Speaker 17 (24:04):
You?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
You sound perfect for Clinger Brooks. So tell us about
this guy that you met and how you met him.
What's your strategy?
Speaker 17 (24:11):
Now, there was this kiktok movement going around and I
want to say it started in Spain and it's where
singles meet up at a grocery store.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
So like you'll you'll have a store.
Speaker 17 (24:24):
And you have a time, and they usually see a
huge turnout, like sixty to seventy people take part in
it at a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It like, how do you find when the meet.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Up feeling's see you guys at checkstands.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'd be the person not invited to the grocery store
for some reason.
Speaker 17 (24:40):
People will just kind of post the store name and time,
and they'll get reposted and reposted, and then people just Okay.
Speaker 19 (24:48):
So I seem like not exactly this, but like I've
seen people go on and they'll be like, I think
this bar would be fun for singles.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Go this Friday night and it's like a popular barn and.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Go viral and we're doing grocery stores and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
You can just say, yeah, exactly, that makes.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Sense, Like you you're gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
You share it.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
If you watch.
Speaker 19 (25:03):
Any video where it says hot singles might be here,
I feel like you're into it.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I see a lot of those websites and so a
bunch of people go to the grocery store hoping to
meet someone.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, we can go to the meat section because.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
I'm thirsty.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Mandy, tell us how it works. What happens once you're
in the store.
Speaker 17 (25:23):
Then here's where it gets a little lake saucy. So
you go and you get a pineapple. Okay, it's okay,
it's not like that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Why is it that fruit?
Speaker 17 (25:39):
You know? I wondered the same thing, like you couldn't
have chosen a different fruits? But whatever, Okay, upside down
which I know, run like rampant with that other.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Are you sure you're going to the right.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Here?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Shut up? I'm loving this idea more and more.
Speaker 15 (25:56):
Keep going, It's true.
Speaker 17 (25:58):
Then you put it upside down cart, and then you
go over to where the wine is and you grab
a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Is there a little bowl?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Okay? You got an upside down pineapple and some wine?
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (26:11):
And you check out who's around you see if they
have the same items in theirs. And if you see
somebody who kind of tickles your fancy, so speak, give
them a light bump with your cart.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Over Now we're bumping carts.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
I will say this, this could be subtle because even
if you don't see someone at first, you could just
wander around.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Looks like do you have to wander in? Every question?
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Though?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
If you bump someone, do they bump you back?
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Do they run away with carts?
Speaker 17 (26:43):
If they're not interested? They could you know, just sorry,
excuse me and walk away.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Okay, So bumping carts is the equivalent of swiping basically exactly. Okay,
So who did you bump? Upside down pineapple wine?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Right, we're all following who was it?
Speaker 11 (27:05):
That is how I'm mark my.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And then how do you how do you turn that
into a date.
Speaker 17 (27:13):
Well, once we bumped, then we exchanged information. We actually
got together and we went to a wine.
Speaker 18 (27:20):
Bar and it was it was really nice.
Speaker 17 (27:23):
Like we just got to sit down and really talk.
And he's really funny and he's a he's an animal
lover and which yeah exactly, and I mean he's just
he seemed very genuine.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
So did you get the vibe that you guys were
going to do this again, You're going to see each other?
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (27:42):
Yeah, And that's the weirdest thing. Like he walked me home,
you know, we kids and then.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Gone done and then done now you said, and then
he was gone.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
He ran away after the kids.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
He was like, oh my god, I have wine breath
and then he runs away.
Speaker 17 (28:01):
Maybe he had to go get another Pineapple's interesting.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
So have you called him or texted him or are you
waiting for him?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I'm no, I did.
Speaker 17 (28:09):
I called him and I texted and I've got nothing.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
How long has it been since you and Mark went
on that date.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
It's been about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay that's a while. Yeah, long enough that he should
have reached out.
Speaker 18 (28:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Sorry, Okay, Well, let's call him in find out what
he has to say. We're gonna come back and do
your second date update. You got.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Do we have to eat?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I put in my Instacart order already, so we'll be back.
We'll do it right after this. Hold on second date update.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here Part two.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I am never going to shop for groceries the same
ever again. After this call.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
With man you immbled, I am going to be just eyeballing,
eagle eye. Who who's in here to think of it?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah, because Mandy told us about a strange new dating
ritual that apparently started with single in Spain and now
it's come over to the US where people will show
up at a grocery store like a lot of people.
They take all the pineapples, put them in carts upside down,
and meet in the wine section, then start bumping each
other just show interest. And this is wink definitely not
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a swinger, even though it sounds like it to literally
every person on the planet, except for our listener Mandy,
because she ended up meeting a guy named Mark there.
They went out, had a really good time and this
was her first grocery store bump, sesshon, But we never
asked what about Mark, Mandy, did you discuss that has
he bumped before?
Speaker 11 (29:43):
He said he had?
Speaker 17 (29:45):
Okay, she and a girl had gone out a few
times after they had a bump.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Second, it's crazy how successful this is people.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
What's it like when it's busy and it just sounds
like a hundred shopping carts crashing in the corner.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I think store.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Even more fascinating is how confused the produce man must
be pineapples and now they don't want but they're back,
and there's.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Clearly a lot of questions that we have answer.
Speaker 20 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
The only person that can is the tropical fruit stud
that we're about to call here. Hopefully we'll squeeze some
answers out of him.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Can we call him mister QA?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, Pineapple Mark? We'll just call him Mark until we
get more from him. But let's just dial and see
if he picks up first. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
is this Mark?
Speaker 20 (30:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Hey Mark. I'm not sure if you're ready for this,
but you are on a radio show right now. We're
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, yeah, boy,
have we been dying to talk to you?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh my god, seriously, so many questions.
Speaker 20 (31:01):
Who is this again?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I'm sorry, sorry, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
I didn't mean to like scare you.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
We're a whole show, bro Yes, four of us now.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
We have a radio show and we do a podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah, I'm jeff And have you heard everybody else? So
I'd like to tell who. So we want to ask
you a little bit if it's okay about your dating life,
because we heard that you met a woman the other
day at the grocery store named Mandy.
Speaker 20 (31:29):
Oh she told you about that?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Yeah, you're going to be embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Bro, we think it's really interesting.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
She told us all about like the TikTok trend of
going to the grocery store at the same time.
Speaker 20 (31:42):
Uh. Wow, yeah, I have I have a couple of
friends that they're doing this trend, and they told me
you should.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
Uh see what it's about.
Speaker 20 (31:53):
Yeah. A couple of times I met Mandy, and I
don't know. She thought she was cool.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
That's a good start.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Cool enough to take out on an actual date to
a wine bar. We heard.
Speaker 20 (32:05):
Yeah, we went out.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
It's just U.
Speaker 20 (32:08):
Towards the end of the date, like a weird thing happened.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Oh, she told you guys about it.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Weirder than the grocery store things.
Speaker 14 (32:15):
Well, we heard you kiss you're supposed to like?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Was it not a good kiss?
Speaker 20 (32:22):
I walked her home and we kissed and it was
really great. But I take her to her door and
she reaches into her purse. Yeah, pulls out an envelope.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, hogwarts letter.
Speaker 20 (32:35):
I get to my car and I opened this letter
and it says thank you for this lovely date, and
then under it it says, here is my pre and
post date expenses.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Wait, it's an invoice.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Yeah to what.
Speaker 20 (32:55):
There was the take up, There was the petticure or
things like that.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
She needed her to. I was painted to go to
a wine bar, like I thought.
Speaker 20 (33:03):
I didn't know that this was part of it.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's insane.
Speaker 20 (33:07):
Her Venmo was on there. There was a Venmo Bard.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Maybe a guy you don't like more than someone where
it actually went. Well, that's why would you.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Especially because didn't you pay for the wine bar?
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (33:20):
Well I paid for everything. I thought, Okay, I'll treat
her to a date. That's normal.
Speaker 16 (33:24):
I just didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
You did not pay for everything, okay, Or maybe he
didn't have enough money to pay for the Venmo thing.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
So come on, what is she having to buy new
makeup for the date?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Please? Everything does run out at the same time, don't
get me started.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
A lot of theoreticals. We don't know the true story.
The only one that does is Mandy, who is on
the other line listening to this call right now, Mark
and wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Mark.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Oh girl, indeed, I didn't realize that was what bothered you.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So you admit that you invoiced him for everything before
and during the date.
Speaker 17 (34:12):
Well, I went out. I got my makeup done, and
I got my hair done, I got a new outfit.
Speaker 19 (34:18):
Jes, you put that much for a man to say,
But I didn't ask you to do any of that.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
You were insistent that you wanted to go out, and that.
Speaker 20 (34:30):
You know, I wanted to pay and I wanted to see,
but to give me the receipts, it was just it
was impersonal. I didn't feel right about it.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
I walked away.
Speaker 20 (34:40):
Feeling good, thinking, oh cool, I got a cute envelope
with a note instead I had a receipt.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
I mean a letter does kind of make it more
personal in a way, does it? At she took the
time to write it.
Speaker 17 (34:54):
You know, I've done it before, and I've never had
any rocal lane.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
In the Pineapple community, the standards for payments are a
little bit different.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I had to admit, though.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
If I went on a date with a girl and
it went well and I wanted to see her again
and she builled me fifty bucks, I'd be like, Okay,
oh no, no, financially stable, I can afford it.
Speaker 19 (35:13):
I can take care of I don't know think she's
thinking about that when she I just like, these are
expenses about just being an adult that you just have
to incur, Like this is just life expenses that you
got to take on yourself.
Speaker 17 (35:24):
Do you don't you feel that we're getting a little
screwed over by the amount of money we have to pay.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
It's like kind of a shared thing. You both put
in your effort and your money. Mandy, is there a
way that maybe going forward, you could see not doing
the invoice or at least giving him a discount on
the things.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
If it's going to make you feel more comfortable if
we go out again, you know, we can go Dutch.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I don't even understand what that means.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, it means she pays for half, and he pays
for half. What he pays for one foot, he pays
for the other foot.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I thought it that you paid for your own crap,
like would the bill company.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
No, Oh, that's not how modern pineapple dating works. Brooke,
get up with the times mark. It sounds like she's
trying to be reasonable with you, offering a pretty significant
discount on the rates that you have to pay, so
I would give her another chance.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
This is like when you tell a company you're going
to cancel and they give you that last offer exactly
on trial.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Is it too late to go Dutch on the first
bill or are we just talking about the second bill?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yes, if you know we're not in charge of the
entire financial landscape. We're in charge of is paying for
the date that you go on, because we will offer
to fund it for you. Mark, if you'll see Mandy
one more time, If.
Speaker 20 (36:39):
You're willing to talk about splitting things down the line
down the middle between you and I in the future,
then I don't see a reason not to No reason.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, yes, spreadsheets Excel. You need to keep her seats. Mark, Okay,
if you get a haircut, you gotta remember see how.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Many pumps have found. She's using account numbers.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
This is some sexy talk that we're having on the
show right now. But Mark, here, is that a yes
from you?
Speaker 20 (37:07):
That's a.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Did not see that coming. But congratulations, Mandy, you got
yourself another date.
Speaker 17 (37:16):
Well, thank you guys very much. And Mark, once you
then Mummy the half to the first date, we can
schedule a second date.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Oh wow, Maddie, I thought you were a nuts, but
now I'm thinking I want you to do my financial.
Speaker 12 (37:33):
Frouking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Honestly, I'm not sure anybody here expected to get an
update from these two, but no, not all here we are.
Mark and Mandy are back on to give us an
update update on their situation. And the last time that
we spoke to you guys, there was a question of
will Mark be responsible for paying half of the pre
date stuff? What happened there?
Speaker 11 (37:55):
So he did actually then mummy for his half.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh sweet guy.
Speaker 17 (38:02):
And we've kept dating over the next few months and
he has paid like a gentleman should for my predate expenses.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
For over two months. He's been doing this.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
Yeah, for the last few months, he's been doing it.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Wow, Mark, are you there?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I kind of hear you in the background.
Speaker 20 (38:20):
Yes, yes, I'm here, guys.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Hi, okay from Mark?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Has it been worth the cost?
Speaker 17 (38:26):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (38:27):
Yeah, no, She's totally worth it, yes, okay.
Speaker 11 (38:31):
Okay, but he has told me she.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
Has some concerns certain dates are more expensive than others,
and since it wasn't consistent, I did offer to send
him an itemized bill, but he really he wasn't happy
with that either, So okay.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, so there's still a little bit of tension. It
sounds like with the financials in your relationship were you
guys able to work through that?
Speaker 20 (38:55):
Well, So she and I talked it out. She offered
me a monthly subscribe trim package. Girlfriend, So I pay
a flat rate of eighty nine ninety nine a month
to cover all of her pre dates.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh that sounds like an introductory rate. Be careful, say,
you know, as long as the venmo payment gets there
by the third of the month, I do give him a.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Two day grace period before he incurs interest.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Well, you know what, Look, if you guys are happy,
then that's great. I know every relationship works differently. Who
are we to judge how other people are able to
find happiness in their life. So that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
Thank you. I'm very, very happy with Mark.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Make sure you lock him into an annual no cancelicia policy.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh yeah, smarts, get him on a five year deal.
Can't go anywhere, beautiful, Glad you guys are doing well.
Make sure if you want follow us on YouTube at
Brooke and Jeffery. You can find all of our second
date updates right there, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. How
do you make your airplane experience in coach feel like
(40:02):
you're flying first class? One woman's controversial travel hack is
going viral and you might not like it. We're gonna
play you the audio. Plus many of us in this
room love animal videos. Yeah, pop up on your four
you page all the time. But there's one that the
entire world is following and it's all centered around one
(40:25):
cat in Texas who's celebrating a big birthday. You've got
the audio all that and more coming up in a brand.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
We'll do it right now. Scientists just confirmed the most
soothing sounds to the human ear rain falling bacon, sizzling yes,
and a gen zer screaming.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So relaxing TikTok click shock, where we soothe your gentle
humor many years by discussing the biggest tiktoks from the
past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok click shocks,
which is from a woman named Chloe Gray. And she
does not have that many followers, just barely little over
a thousand, okay, but one of her videos got half
(41:15):
a million views.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
WHOA, that's crazy when people like don't put.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
That much and then suddenly it is always weird. You're like,
this has so many millions of views. You go to
their profile like you have seven hundred followers.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, obviously out of the norm for her, and it's
all based on a travel hack that she came up
with that's honestly pissing some people off.
Speaker 21 (41:35):
Oh I just got pulled deside by TSA for having
something crazy in my bag. But I told her, this
is how you give yourself a first class experience.
Speaker 11 (41:44):
Without paying for first class.
Speaker 21 (41:45):
So let me show you, okay, cold root history chick,
and then I gotta get my protein in the flight.
I hate buying airport food, so I usually just try
to pop like a salad or something, and I didn't
have time, so I was like, let me just get
like a whole chicken from Whole Food, and this is
going to hold me over for like the entire day.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Pretty funny, my whole rotisseri chicken.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
That girl eats a whole rotisserie chicken, okay with smell.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Just imagine your seat mate pulls out an entire rotisserie
chicken from her carry on bag and then starts breaking
it up right there.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
This bags have so much liquid too, and there will
you have more to drink?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Good idea.
Speaker 13 (42:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
The top comment with twenty thousand, like says, if the
person next to me did this, it would be my
last straw.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Oh oh wow, you'd hope for the wishbone.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Maybe someone did. Comment Just because you can doesn't mean
you should. That's true, it is.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
That's your next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Is actually a good news story.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Okay, are we sure we want to do this?
Speaker 12 (42:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Acid in the mixed dress.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I don't know how it got in there.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I don't believe. I don't fully believe you.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah. Yeah, Well let's find out. Because a woman in
Houston named Miranda Gonzalez, whose video just got over twenty
four million years online, is going viral all because she
wanted to celebrate her cat's birthday. The cat's name is
Holly Marie, and Holly is turning fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh she's an all girl.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
So Miranda came up with a clever idea, playing on
her own family culture. She said, you know what, I'm
gonna throw a keen Sanera for my.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yes, yes, Gosa cat Sannia.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Oh my god. It is the cutest. She's in a
little dressed, she's got a crown on the whole family's
dressed up with her.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
They went all out for the party. They hired a
full mariachi band for the night. They were close to
eighty guests in attendance.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
I hope all her aunts and uncle kitties were in.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I'm sure some of them were, and they all got
to watch the traditional father cat dance. And in the video,
all she asked is from any stranger who watched it
to please donate to a local pet shelter called Almost
Home Cat Haven. That's really cool because at the time
that she posted that video, that business was looking at
(44:06):
closing down, oh Man, but once it went viral, tens
of thousands of dollars started pouring in for donations, and
now they're suddenly in great shape financial So she basically
saved the entire company. Here's the reaction from the managing
director of Almost Home Cat Haven.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Every time I think that, okay, I don't know if
I can keep doing this.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
I don't know if I can keep doing.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
This, some blessing will drop in. This time it was
Miranda and her family. Oh I tear on that one.
That was so sweet, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
That was a TikTok click shock and your final.
Speaker 15 (44:44):
TikTok click shot is from.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
A mother of two named Chelsea Lensing, who posted a
controversial parenting hacko you're gonna like this, I doubt Okay.
So it's a it's for an issue that a lot
of families have to deal with when their children are
whining in the backseat of the car about being hungry
or being bored or being thirsty.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yeah, I tell them to two on their tongue.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
And if they don't do that, she kicks them out
of the car and tells them to walk home.
Speaker 9 (45:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
But Chelsea has a little bit of a different tactic.
Not everybody supports it. Whenever her three year old daughter
complains from the car seat saying Mommy, I'm hungry, here's
her strategy.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
So my response to her when she said she was hungry,
and I said, oh, did you bring a snack? So
this is my parenting technique. Now, I know this sounds
a little harsh, Okay, And I promise I'm not letting
my kids go hungry. I'm not letting them go thirsty.
They're very hydrated, well fed. All right. This is used
in very specific scenarios. But what this does is it
(45:49):
puts a little bit of the responsibility and the ownership
on them. And I started doing this with our oldest
basically as soon as she could really understand what I
was saying. So now when I respond and I say, oh,
did you in your water? Oh did you bring a snack?
Oh did you bring a book or something to entertain yourself,
her response is, oh, shoot, no, I did it.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Bad the kid they can't reach the water bottle on
the cases.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Chelsea says, this does a couple of things. Number One,
it helps your child understand that they need to take
some responsibility in bringing stuff that they might need.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
The doctor and it's like, did you bring your kope?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, that's right, getting checked out today.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Number Two, it also teaches them that there's natural consequences.
If you don't do something, there's a consequence to it.
Speaker 12 (46:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I feel like you want them to know that they're
supported and that they're secure and that people are there
for them.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Well, she found that if the kid forgets to bring
their water bottle in this scenario and then you, as
the parent remembers, the child instead becomes extra grateful to you,
in extra thankful saying, oh my god, mom, you thought
of me. You're wonderful. Thank you instead of one and
complaining the whole truth.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
This is why I feel like no one should give
parenting advice until the kids are thirty and we figure
out how that turned out later, you.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Know, yeah, only from successful children.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
It could either be a lot of therapy bills or
it could be a really self sufficient independent person. We
don't know follow the kids till they're an adult on
TikTok talking about their trauma and.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
So what that said. Definitely don't listen to us. And
when any of our parents would tell you about how
to raise children.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Because that's obvious, this is harm.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Those were TikTok shots stories for the.
Speaker 12 (47:35):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
One of the unspoken parts of being married is you
and your spouse have to start watching all of the
same TV shows, all of the same movies, and play
all of the same trivia games on the radio. And
that's what brings our new player Deontay to us this morning.
Apparently his wife came on before and lost to Brooke,
(48:09):
so now it's his turn to do the same. Deontay.
Welcome to the show man. Thank you now, Deontay. What
is your confidence level on a scale of one to ten?
That you'll be able to take Brook down right here.
Speaker 20 (48:23):
Ah, usually is pretty high, but we'll cut up already.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, I can't hear that.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
I already got your back here. If you lose, you
tell your wife, honey, I didn't want to show you up.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
Yeah, but if you.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Win, all right, deontay, I feel like you're ready. Brooks
leaving the studio. Here's how the game works. Thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say past, but you have to
beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Speaker 20 (48:53):
Are you ready as you ready as I can eat?
Speaker 3 (48:56):
All right, my man, good luck. Your time starts now.
Today is Inner National Casino's Day. What number is famously
missing from a roulette wheel? What classic cartoon took place
in Orbit City? In which decade was the first email
ever sent?
Speaker 20 (49:18):
Two thousand?
Speaker 3 (49:19):
What Marvel superhero does Ryan Reynolds play? What countries credited
with starting the tradition of setting off fireworks for New
Year's Eve?
Speaker 20 (49:30):
Pars?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
What was that you said?
Speaker 20 (49:32):
What country?
Speaker 8 (49:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (49:34):
Oh, Paris is not a country, idiot.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Maybe to some people it is, but you can go.
We go France as an answer, Bros Coming back into.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
The studio here like it's kind of country.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, you know, I say it was just saying for
a rough around the edge. Yeah there, it is so giant.
Interesting part on my screener here it says that you
are a football coach for first and second graders. Is
there any chance that Jose and I can attack, tend
to game and do wagers on the children?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I thought we're sure they were going to want to
play the kids to finally win.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
No, no, no, I want to start up betting ring
among the parents. Is that okay with you?
Speaker 18 (50:10):
Coach?
Speaker 20 (50:12):
Interesting enough? We are looking for a one more coach.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
I think, Oh no, no, I don't want to coach.
I want to bet on the children.
Speaker 8 (50:19):
We want to be the bookies coach.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
He doesn't pay anything. Yeah, he wants to make money
in this situation.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (50:25):
Scout the kids and be like, oh, I got a
one hundred bucks on the eight year old over.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
There, everyone, twenty bucks is number seven misses the next
five tackles who's.
Speaker 20 (50:32):
In It would be be hard to get because all
our kids are good.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Oh good, okay, you're a good husky, all right.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
He knows how to say the right thing.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Oh yeah, good man. Now, brooket's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Your time starts now. Today is International Casinos Day. What
number is famously missing from a.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Roulette wheel thirteen?
Speaker 3 (50:55):
What classic cartoon took place in Orbit City?
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh fool Pass.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
In which decade was the first email ever since nineties?
What Marvel superhero does Ryan Reynolds play?
Speaker 18 (51:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Deadpool?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
What country is credited with starting the tradition of setting
off fireworks for New Year's Eve China? What car brand
calls itself the ultimate driving machine?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oldsmobile?
Speaker 8 (51:23):
Look, d those things are the ultimate driving machine.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
You've seen one of those boat.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
It's amazing they drive it all.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Did make new ones?
Speaker 8 (51:31):
I don't know. I don't know if they make Newsmobiles.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's it. Let's go to
the scoreboard to check out how you bolted with Jose.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
I have a back.
Speaker 15 (51:41):
I have of Diana.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
It's just sing a constipation one too. Deontae, you did well.
Shout out to your wife.
Speaker 13 (51:49):
I don't know where she scored, but you got one correct,
so she may have ragging rights. Now, Brook, you got three.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
He did it for your wife, Deontay.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yeah, in dedication.
Speaker 20 (52:06):
Well, let the gas and begin.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
All right, you do that, I'm gonna go over the
answers for everybody here. It's International Casinos Day. Famously, Roulette
wheels are missing the number thirteen. I didn't realize that
because it's bad luck that number in many different cultures,
so they usually replace it with a double zero instead.
The classic cartoon that takes place in Orbit City would
(52:31):
be the Jetsons Futuristic. The decade the first email was
ever sent was actually the nineteen seventies. Guy sent an
email to himself through a closed network of computers. Ryan
Reynolds played the superhero Deadpool Marvel movies. The country credited
with starting the tradition of setting off fireworks for New
(52:52):
Year's is China. They did it back in the second
century B.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Series That's Crazy.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
And the car brand that goes by the ultimate driving
would be BMW.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Close.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
It's also another old company of cars on the right
track there, Deontay. I'm sorry it was not enough to
beat Brooke today. But here's the good news. Just we're playing,
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Ludacris
at the Tulayla Casino Thursday, July tenth. You can get
your tickets on sale now.
Speaker 20 (53:23):
Oh I'll take that. I like mud.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Thanks man. They'll be back run to do win Brooks
Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 12 (53:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Welcome to the Full Show podcast. Thank you so much
for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we have an update update from one of our
second date couples that I just still can't believe. They
called it very unexpected. Really yeaestly, I feel like the
end of the second dates, you know, like, oh, this
couple is actually going to stay together for a little while. Yeah,
this one I never thought in a million years would
(00:21):
actually work out, but it has somehow. And yeah, why
they're making it work is a little controversial, I'll say that,
but that's coming up right now. We always love to
start with a listener comment.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, gosh, Tosh, I think gosh.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know said.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You guys make me laugh so hard every day. I
love you all. The best part of this third grade
teacher's lunch is your show.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's awesome. Stay strong out there. Yeah, and the full
show starts right now.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's a certain word that I've heard people use on
this show even and it's not okay.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Just saying that right now. It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning.
I won't name names, but certain people here who I
can tell are not taking us very seriously, they call
their dogs or their cats, referring to them as pets.
I know, I'm sorry for even saying it out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's what they are.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's wildly offensive. Excuse me. It implies that they're just
some animal that you own. You understand how that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
They're not human.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
This type of hate speech being broadcast on the radio.
Do you know how many millions of dogs and cats
listen to this every single day?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So much?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, why do you talk so poorly of the look.
That's why A new survey asked owners of animals how
they classify their domesticated friends.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
There's other things you can think.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, maybe some non offensive things like the older generations
Boomers and Gen x's are most likely to call their
dogs and cats companions. This says, my companions. Meanwhile, gen
zers call themselves animal parents and see zero difference between
taking care of a dog and taking care of a
(02:13):
human child.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
It's exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
When you have the human child, you'll realize it's not.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Brook still in that hateful mindset, it's just different. Millennials
are the generation most likely to consider their pets their siblings.
What that's my Yeah, you had her dog as the
best man at your wedding. Make him give the best
man speech that sure, yeah, okay, but he's still baby now.
People do not consider their pets to be co workers,
(02:43):
but in the survey, fifty one percent of people who
work in pet friendly workplaces say they like their coworkers
animals more than their actual human Cos I wish everybody else.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You brought it to La Brook, I'd probably like her
the best.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, without questions, whatever you call them. Bottom line is,
let's remember dogs and cats are people too. Okay, it's
in the constitution, bro, look it up. Look it up.
Anti American, anti animal people on this show. It's really
bringing the mood down. Let's also remember shock callers are
(03:20):
people too. Even our technical director Ashton legally is classified
as a person.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah you look that one up first though, just to
make sure.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I didn't believe it myself, But apparently he's human, so
like an amba, though I don't know human person, say
you're trivia to us.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
The very first McDonald's restaurant opened its doors on this
day in the year nineteen forty. WHOA, that's right. Their
original slogan was look for the Golden Arches.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, still hold up.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Now, Historians debate if Golden Arches referred to the giant
yellow m or if it was Ronald mcdo donald's secret
code word for ladies bosoms. Either way, the tagline helped
launch a now global fast food empire. And it makes
you wonder what were some of the other first slogans
of famous companies we love today. That's why today you'll
(04:17):
have to figure them out during a special finish the
Tagline edition of twenty of twenty O. Well, sometimes we
just gotta do a normal sign. Give me a number
between one and twenty, and I'll tell you about a
popular restaurant or business, and I'll give you part of
(04:38):
the original slogan. You just have to fill in the
missing words to stay in the game. We're gonna start
with the woman who still orders happy meals to this day.
Alexis no argument ten. Your establishment is Starbucks, open back
in nineteen seventy one with a forward slogan. Give you
(05:00):
the first word coffee and the last word spices. Please
tell me their opening day for words slogan.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Coffee, something spices.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Something something spicef She was hoping.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It was just and yeah, wait, what do the spices
have to do?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
It?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Weren't used to coffee, pastries and spices.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Not quite almost there, coffee, tea and spices. That was
the original slogan.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Order nutmeg on the side, brook, give me a number,
give me twelve.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Your establishment is Walmart. They opened in nineteen sixty two
with a for word slogan. The first word is always.
The last word is also always. Please tell me the
opening day for words slogan.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
What if.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
The other two words are also always.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Always as always always make sense. I mean, like the
whole thing about Walmart is you're gonna get the best deal, right.
That's their whole stick. They roll back the prices so
it's always.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But they have that. They have the smiley face logo
for a while, so I think like happiness or smiling
could be in there.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm gonna go always saving smiling always.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Not quite. I was looking for always low prices. Always
had the cadence wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
When I was saying it.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
They throw in a period after price is there.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's very confusing.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Emphasize Jose, please give me a number. Five Subway opened
in nineteen sixty five and Talko Bell opened in nineteen
sixty two. Okay, both restaurants had the exact same forward
slogan back then. Wow, that's right. The second word was
fresh and the last word is place. Please tell me
the entire forward slogan for both.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, so I feel like always fresh.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That feels good? And then what do we got next?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You don't think it's the blank place you gonna eat fresh?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Still to this day? Is that we still fresh? Oh
that's good? Eat fresh?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
What about place?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mexican Place, cool place, fast place, eat fresh, Ark Place.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
There's a park place in every city, right, eat fresh, play.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Eat fresh park Place. No, not Monopoly themed. I was
looking for the fresh food place. Yes, Subway famously fresh
Taco Bell also is there? All right, Jeff? So right
now we're talking about famous restaurant slogans.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Jeff, give me numbers, all right?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Thirteen Target opened in nineteen sixty two with a forwards slogan,
and just because I like you, I'm going to give
you just one of the words.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh wow, okay, kind of you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You're right. Now tell me which one you want first, second, and.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Third or fourth?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Give me the first one.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
The first word is expect.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh okay, actually changed my mind. Can I get the
fourth one?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Take back?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wait though, isn't pay less. Expect more pay less?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, but this is Target. What is Target known for
girls dragging their boyfriends there on Sundays when they don't
want to be there with them.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, I think they just ripped off payless. That's what
I'm going with.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I mean, I bet you're right.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
A lot of these were getting companies work for tons
of people.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, that's true. Okay, expect more pay less.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Come that is correct, Expect more pay less. And it
still is the same slogan to the still I think
so true.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I got all my back to school shoes.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Same here, Brooke, And that means Jeffrey is the winner
of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh see that coming, So I get to choose to
get shot. They're going to be singing peanut butter Jelly
Time by the Buckwheat Boys. So I'm gonna give that
to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, Peanut butter jelly Time, Peanut butter jelly time, peanut
butter jelly with the baseball.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Here's a shock collar question of the day. You got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, everybody asked their family members
to help out with a favor every now and again.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Sometimes they're small, like can you come pick me up
from the airport? It's not too bad. Yeah it's kind
and the answer is definitely know, but yeah, it's not
too imposing. Sometimes the favors are a little bigger, though,
like when Brooke asked her children to help dig up
their great great grandpa so they could retrieve his golden tooth.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh what they needed.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
They needed to pay for their house's second wine cellar.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, they use twenty four carrot back in the day.
Grandpa doesn't care once he do, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well, one of our listeners was recently asked for a
simple favor by his sister, and he never expected it
would lead to him accidentally committing a felony. Oh you're
gonna hear how things went south.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, my family understands that one.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's coming up in a brand new mass speaker right now.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
I can't take back o arms.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Mouse speaker text the seventy eighty five niney two says
police officer here. Whenever I put up police tape around
an incident, I purposely put it upside down because I
know it pisses so many people off.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Really people get angry at that.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I get upset about that.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
A lot.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I probably should be worried about the crime that just
happened in my neighborhood, but I'm more like, what psychopath
put the tape upside down and ruined my day?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Oh you cut off the word police in the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's his pole, no this, But honestly, I think maybe
the biggest crime is not telling us your deepest, darkest
secrets right here.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Ye sure, upside down or right side up doesn't matter exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And luckily we have a brave soul who wants to
come forward today and tell his truth using the fake
name David. So, David, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
However, you guys do hey.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You sound really happy for a guy who's about to
spill something.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
It's been a good morning, but this incident was not
a good day. But today's been a good day.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Well, we're ready to go on this journey with you,
the voice changers on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
So I have a five year old nephew. Okay, and
a few weeks ago, my sister calls me and she
has this hair appointment and she's running super late, and
so she's like, hey, can you like pick up my
nephew for a birthday party that he's at at this
like Arcade Fun Center And I live kind of close
to it. So I'm like, sure why I.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Got you know, I was much one is. I'm like,
why would anyone ever want to live where their family lives? Gross?
And then you have kids, You're like, Okay, that's a
good brother move, dude, Hey good uncle.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
So like I get there and like this place is
just absolutely packed, Like kids are screaming and like running
around and like bouncing around like pinballs, Like it's just
absolute chaos.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah, and I find them.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, I mean those kids zones are nuts.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
And so like I finally see like his big shaggy
mop a brown air, and I'm like, deep, we got
to go, like your mouths waiting, and like you know
how kids like when they're having fun and stuff like that,
and they never want to leave When you show up
to get them.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
They sadly can't hear you at all.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
So he like just takes off with his friends laughing.
I'm like, dude, So I'm basically like chasing him around this.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Arcade, which is more fun for him.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I finally get out and I put him in the car. Yeah,
and we're driving over the salon. The whole time. I'm like, buddy,
I'm sorry. Like we had believe.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Five year olds respond so well to like perfect logic
and reason.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Why are you crying? Kids?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well, I mean that's why I pulled the scirl. I
was like, you know what, I know how I'm gonna
cheer him up. I stopped really quick for McDonald's and
I got him some chicken nuggets and that made him
stop crying.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
There you got him with works out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Alexis too.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, I love a happy meal.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
But like, so here's where it gets crazy. So I
ask him. I'm like, hey, buddy, like you're feeling better,
And he says, my mom drives a red car. And
I'm like, what are you talking about? You know she
doesn't her mom drives a white Odyssey. And so I
look back in the rear view mirror and I realized
that it's the same hair, but this kid is not
(13:45):
my nephew.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What oh god, holy.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Crap, I just kidnapped a child. It's been like twenty
minutes since I love the arcade because we stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
How did you not realize he wasn't your nephew.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Because I was in a rush and they had the
same hair and they were the same type of outfits
that I usually see my nephew.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Do you think his mom would notice I'll.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Take this one.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, you must have been freaking out.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh dude, I was freaking out. These people are like
probably like and they're like looking for him or something
like I turn around and I speed back and like
I bring this random kid back inside, trying not to
be seen by anybody. I'm not trying to make it obvious,
like face.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Like nobody looked at him.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
The five year old's gonna be like, oh, mommy, I
took me on a ride to McDonald's. And I'm like, yeah,
right whatever.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Then I actually like see my actual nephew, you know, like, buddy, hurry,
you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wait, you didn't go find this poor kid's mother that
you took.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
If she'd already left, what did she had gone to
the police? I mean like what if she wasn't there,
then dude didn't take it through.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yeah, at the place, we'll see a child and know.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
That they'll react accordingly, Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, it's a child playplace, like they should have vertocols
to this with the other kids.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, okay, but you found your nephew and you actually
got him.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Like I got him back and dropped him off with
my sister at the air lone and she's like, hey,
like how to go? Were there any problems? I'm like nope,
and I leave.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Do you know if there's like a search warring out
for you or please are gonna come find you?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Nobody has said anything. Nobody brought it up. I never
planned on telling anybody, apparently, and then I grabbed the
wrong kids.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I'm even scared to put it on like one of
those weird Reddit threads because I'm like, what if so
he traces my IP address and find out where I live?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh my god, You're gonna go to like one of
his school plays, and that random kid is going to
recognize he was gonna be like McDonald's guy.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Everyone, This guy will take anyone.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
So cool.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh wow, You're lucky you got away with that man.
That was a close question.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Yeah, not a lot of crimes you can be in
the middle of committing and then reverse the crime.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I do feel like that's how kidnappers would be though,
Like they get the kid in the car and ten
minutes later, like.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
I chose stop.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Crying, I chose dud. The text in seven five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's phone tap,
we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his
wife's friend. He's never met this lady or her five
year old son, oh man, but he does know she's
supposed to be calling him to go over a few details.
Now here's the important part. The five year old. We
kind of made him up using clips we got off
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the internet, so it doesn't really exist.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
But our goal is to get this guy to believe
that he's a real kid, oh with real issues. You'll
see how he handles it in your phone tap right now, it's.
Speaker 15 (17:11):
Another Hello George.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Yeah, this is a Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm friends with your wife Trish. We're hanging out this Friday.
Speaker 16 (17:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, how you doing Hi, so good
and so excited for Ladies' night.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah, it seems like going to be a fun time
for you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And I only have you to thank for making it happen.
Trish told me how awesome you are for agreeing to
babysit my little guy, Teddy.
Speaker 16 (17:46):
Yeah, there's no problem at all. I mean, you got
nothing going on, no plans, and I'm happy to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
George, I am so sorry to interrupt you, but that's
probably ups. I need to go sign for a delivery.
Will you just hold on for one second?
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Sure, I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I'm coming.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Hi.
Speaker 17 (18:09):
Hi, huh Hi?
Speaker 10 (18:13):
Is this Teddy? It looks like me and you're gonna
be hanging out on Friday. You know what what, buddy?
Speaker 12 (18:22):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Ice cream?
Speaker 16 (18:25):
I like ice cream too. It's one of my favorites.
Maybe we'll have someone you come over, Teddy?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
What are you doing on my phoney?
Speaker 10 (18:35):
We're just having a conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
When mommy leaves. You do not talk on the phone
without my permission. George is a good person, but we
don't know him. He could be a predator.
Speaker 16 (18:48):
I don't think I'm a predator or anything like that.
Seems like you would not be comfortable leaving him with me.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But trust me that that was just a precaution. You
gotta be a good mom these days.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
All right, that's true.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Now we don't tell anyone this, but Teddy and I
are both looking for an upgrade.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
An upgrade, what kind of upgrade, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Like if something better comes around. We're flexible. Oh goodness, George,
I am so sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That's a ups guy.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Again, a possible upgrade.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Sign for this. I'll be right back. I'm coming.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
What the hell was going on?
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (19:37):
Eddy?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Tell me what ice cream? That's great?
Speaker 16 (19:44):
You already told me that, Teddy. And on Friday, hopefully
we can get some ice cream. But I don't think
your mom wants you talking on the phone right now.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
So I like truck.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
You like truck?
Speaker 16 (19:56):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Well do you like to.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
Play with truck?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So yay, we can be a truck family. I give
me a baby trucker.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Daddy can be the father trucker and you can be
the mother trucker.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
That's really funny there.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
The trucker yr mother truck.
Speaker 16 (20:19):
It sounds like it's going to be a great Friday. Teddy,
don't you put the phone down and wait on your
mommy get back. Huh please put the phone down, Teddy like.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Truck, I get it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What did I say about using mommy's phone?
Speaker 16 (20:34):
He's a precocious one, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, mother truck, Yeah, mother truck.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
Where did you hear that?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Is this how you are around children?
Speaker 16 (20:45):
Look, he was just on the phone talking about mother
trucker and father and the whole truck family truck.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I have never heard him say that until he talked
to you. Tri should have told me this. I am mortified.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
You are more than mortified.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh, for the love of God, that's my eighteen year
old pool boy.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I need to go put some roge on. I will
be right back and we will finish this conversation.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
No, I don't think right there, Chad. Holy what, Teddy?
Speaker 16 (21:16):
You got me in a lot of trouble with your
mom because of what you're saying. So if you could
do don't say that, Teddy?
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Can you please stop?
Speaker 18 (21:26):
Could I come over and play what's happening?
Speaker 11 (21:32):
Teddy?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm sorry, George, I was putting on my lingerie Teddy's
voice change.
Speaker 10 (21:38):
I was hoping that wasn't Teddy? Was that Teddy?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Not exactly. It's actually a sound effect we play when
we're doing prank calls on people from the radio.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
That's old man.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Teddy's not real, And this isn't either. This is actually
Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
We're doing a phone tap on.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Man a, you're right. I thought I was going babysit
the devil.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Trish run us and she said that you agreed to
watch one of her friend's kids and wanted us to
mess with you.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Holy correct. Change in the voice was cold.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Man.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
I thought, all of a sudden, I'm going to go.
Speaker 18 (22:17):
Through a portal to come over and play wake Up.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's the date that we never thought would actually happen,
but against all odds, it did. Yayo, one of our
most popular second date calls from the past calendar year
gets a surprising update. Oh, it's just proof that only
because we think a relationship is doomed and there's tons
(22:53):
and tons of red flags and all the signs are
pointing directly to the toilet. Yeah, that doesn't count for anything.
Speaker 15 (22:59):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's right. Sometimes true love prevails even when we condemn
it in the most unexpected ways. You're gonna hear it
when we get a second date up date update. Right
after this second date update date, we got an email
from a woman who says people in her area aren't
really using Bumble or Tinder anymore. They use it not
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even my favorite app, Clinger, where personal space is just myth.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
At least everybody on the app agreas you imagine you
hear knock at your door immediately, Yeah, find your fellow
codependent cleaner.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
But she says she's found a more unique way to
meet guys. And we've heard of these types of movements
before where people are like trying to move away from
the apps in favor of other methods. So let's talk
to her and find out what she did. Her name
is Mandy. Mandy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (23:51):
Heay, guys.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hey, you' sound cute and fun and like you did
something fun to meet some guys.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
She said, Hey, how did you get that from?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
You did it?
Speaker 17 (24:04):
You?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
You sound perfect for Clinger Brooks. So tell us about
this guy that you met and how you met him.
What's your strategy?
Speaker 17 (24:11):
Now, there was this kiktok movement going around and I
want to say it started in Spain and it's where
singles meet up at a grocery store.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
So like you'll you'll have a store.
Speaker 17 (24:24):
And you have a time, and they usually see a
huge turnout, like sixty to seventy people take part in
it at a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It like, how do you find when the meet.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Up feeling's see you guys at checkstands.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'd be the person not invited to the grocery store
for some reason.
Speaker 17 (24:40):
People will just kind of post the store name and time,
and they'll get reposted and reposted, and then people just Okay.
Speaker 19 (24:48):
So I seem like not exactly this, but like I've
seen people go on and they'll be like, I think
this bar would be fun for singles.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Go this Friday night and it's like a popular barn and.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Go viral and we're doing grocery stores and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
You can just say, yeah, exactly, that makes.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Sense, Like you you're gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
You share it.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
If you watch.
Speaker 19 (25:03):
Any video where it says hot singles might be here,
I feel like you're into it.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I see a lot of those websites and so a
bunch of people go to the grocery store hoping to
meet someone.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, we can go to the meat section because.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
I'm thirsty.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Mandy, tell us how it works. What happens once you're
in the store.
Speaker 17 (25:23):
Then here's where it gets a little lake saucy. So
you go and you get a pineapple. Okay, it's okay,
it's not like that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Why is it that fruit?
Speaker 17 (25:39):
You know? I wondered the same thing, like you couldn't
have chosen a different fruits? But whatever, Okay, upside down
which I know, run like rampant with that other.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Are you sure you're going to the right.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Here?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Shut up? I'm loving this idea more and more.
Speaker 15 (25:56):
Keep going, It's true.
Speaker 17 (25:58):
Then you put it upside down cart, and then you
go over to where the wine is and you grab
a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Is there a little bowl?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Okay? You got an upside down pineapple and some wine?
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (26:11):
And you check out who's around you see if they
have the same items in theirs. And if you see
somebody who kind of tickles your fancy, so speak, give
them a light bump with your cart.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Over Now we're bumping carts.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
I will say this, this could be subtle because even
if you don't see someone at first, you could just
wander around.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Looks like do you have to wander in? Every question?
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Though?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
If you bump someone, do they bump you back?
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Do they run away with carts?
Speaker 17 (26:43):
If they're not interested? They could you know, just sorry,
excuse me and walk away.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Okay, So bumping carts is the equivalent of swiping basically exactly. Okay,
So who did you bump? Upside down pineapple wine?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Right, we're all following who was it?
Speaker 11 (27:05):
That is how I'm mark my.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And then how do you how do you turn that
into a date.
Speaker 17 (27:13):
Well, once we bumped, then we exchanged information. We actually
got together and we went to a wine.
Speaker 18 (27:20):
Bar and it was it was really nice.
Speaker 17 (27:23):
Like we just got to sit down and really talk.
And he's really funny and he's a he's an animal
lover and which yeah exactly, and I mean he's just
he seemed very genuine.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
So did you get the vibe that you guys were
going to do this again, You're going to see each other?
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (27:42):
Yeah, And that's the weirdest thing. Like he walked me home,
you know, we kids and then.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Gone done and then done now you said, and then
he was gone.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
He ran away after the kids.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
He was like, oh my god, I have wine breath
and then he runs away.
Speaker 17 (28:01):
Maybe he had to go get another Pineapple's interesting.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
So have you called him or texted him or are you
waiting for him?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I'm no, I did.
Speaker 17 (28:09):
I called him and I texted and I've got nothing.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
How long has it been since you and Mark went
on that date.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
It's been about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay that's a while. Yeah, long enough that he should
have reached out.
Speaker 18 (28:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Sorry, Okay, Well, let's call him in find out what
he has to say. We're gonna come back and do
your second date update. You got.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Do we have to eat?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I put in my Instacart order already, so we'll be back.
We'll do it right after this. Hold on second date update.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here Part two.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I am never going to shop for groceries the same
ever again. After this call.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
With man you immbled, I am going to be just eyeballing,
eagle eye. Who who's in here to think of it?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah, because Mandy told us about a strange new dating
ritual that apparently started with single in Spain and now
it's come over to the US where people will show
up at a grocery store like a lot of people.
They take all the pineapples, put them in carts upside down,
and meet in the wine section, then start bumping each
other just show interest. And this is wink definitely not
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a swinger, even though it sounds like it to literally
every person on the planet, except for our listener Mandy,
because she ended up meeting a guy named Mark there.
They went out, had a really good time and this
was her first grocery store bump, sesshon, But we never
asked what about Mark, Mandy, did you discuss that has
he bumped before?
Speaker 11 (29:43):
He said he had?
Speaker 17 (29:45):
Okay, she and a girl had gone out a few
times after they had a bump.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Second, it's crazy how successful this is people.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
What's it like when it's busy and it just sounds
like a hundred shopping carts crashing in the corner.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I think store.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Even more fascinating is how confused the produce man must
be pineapples and now they don't want but they're back,
and there's.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Clearly a lot of questions that we have answer.
Speaker 20 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
The only person that can is the tropical fruit stud
that we're about to call here. Hopefully we'll squeeze some
answers out of him.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Can we call him mister QA?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, Pineapple Mark? We'll just call him Mark until we
get more from him. But let's just dial and see
if he picks up first. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
is this Mark?
Speaker 20 (30:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Hey Mark. I'm not sure if you're ready for this,
but you are on a radio show right now. We're
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, yeah, boy,
have we been dying to talk to you?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh my god, seriously, so many questions.
Speaker 20 (31:01):
Who is this again?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I'm sorry, sorry, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
I didn't mean to like scare you.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
We're a whole show, bro Yes, four of us now.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
We have a radio show and we do a podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah, I'm jeff And have you heard everybody else? So
I'd like to tell who. So we want to ask
you a little bit if it's okay about your dating life,
because we heard that you met a woman the other
day at the grocery store named Mandy.
Speaker 20 (31:29):
Oh she told you about that?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Yeah, you're going to be embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Bro, we think it's really interesting.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
She told us all about like the TikTok trend of
going to the grocery store at the same time.
Speaker 20 (31:42):
Uh. Wow, yeah, I have I have a couple of
friends that they're doing this trend, and they told me
you should.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
Uh see what it's about.
Speaker 20 (31:53):
Yeah. A couple of times I met Mandy, and I
don't know. She thought she was cool.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
That's a good start.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Cool enough to take out on an actual date to
a wine bar. We heard.
Speaker 20 (32:05):
Yeah, we went out.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
It's just U.
Speaker 20 (32:08):
Towards the end of the date, like a weird thing happened.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Oh, she told you guys about it.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Weirder than the grocery store things.
Speaker 14 (32:15):
Well, we heard you kiss you're supposed to like?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Was it not a good kiss?
Speaker 20 (32:22):
I walked her home and we kissed and it was
really great. But I take her to her door and
she reaches into her purse. Yeah, pulls out an envelope.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, hogwarts letter.
Speaker 20 (32:35):
I get to my car and I opened this letter
and it says thank you for this lovely date, and
then under it it says, here is my pre and
post date expenses.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Wait, it's an invoice.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Yeah to what.
Speaker 20 (32:55):
There was the take up, There was the petticure or
things like that.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
She needed her to. I was painted to go to
a wine bar, like I thought.
Speaker 20 (33:03):
I didn't know that this was part of it.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's insane.
Speaker 20 (33:07):
Her Venmo was on there. There was a Venmo Bard.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Maybe a guy you don't like more than someone where
it actually went. Well, that's why would you.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Especially because didn't you pay for the wine bar?
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (33:20):
Well I paid for everything. I thought, Okay, I'll treat
her to a date. That's normal.
Speaker 16 (33:24):
I just didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
You did not pay for everything, okay, Or maybe he
didn't have enough money to pay for the Venmo thing.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
So come on, what is she having to buy new
makeup for the date?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Please? Everything does run out at the same time, don't
get me started.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
A lot of theoreticals. We don't know the true story.
The only one that does is Mandy, who is on
the other line listening to this call right now, Mark
and wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Mark.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Oh girl, indeed, I didn't realize that was what bothered you.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So you admit that you invoiced him for everything before
and during the date.
Speaker 17 (34:12):
Well, I went out. I got my makeup done, and
I got my hair done, I got a new outfit.
Speaker 19 (34:18):
Jes, you put that much for a man to say,
But I didn't ask you to do any of that.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
You were insistent that you wanted to go out, and that.
Speaker 20 (34:30):
You know, I wanted to pay and I wanted to see,
but to give me the receipts, it was just it
was impersonal. I didn't feel right about it.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
I walked away.
Speaker 20 (34:40):
Feeling good, thinking, oh cool, I got a cute envelope
with a note instead I had a receipt.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
I mean a letter does kind of make it more
personal in a way, does it? At she took the
time to write it.
Speaker 17 (34:54):
You know, I've done it before, and I've never had
any rocal lane.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
In the Pineapple community, the standards for payments are a
little bit different.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I had to admit, though.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
If I went on a date with a girl and
it went well and I wanted to see her again
and she builled me fifty bucks, I'd be like, Okay,
oh no, no, financially stable, I can afford it.
Speaker 19 (35:13):
I can take care of I don't know think she's
thinking about that when she I just like, these are
expenses about just being an adult that you just have
to incur, Like this is just life expenses that you
got to take on yourself.
Speaker 17 (35:24):
Do you don't you feel that we're getting a little
screwed over by the amount of money we have to pay.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
It's like kind of a shared thing. You both put
in your effort and your money. Mandy, is there a
way that maybe going forward, you could see not doing
the invoice or at least giving him a discount on
the things.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
If it's going to make you feel more comfortable if
we go out again, you know, we can go Dutch.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I don't even understand what that means.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, it means she pays for half, and he pays
for half. What he pays for one foot, he pays
for the other foot.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I thought it that you paid for your own crap,
like would the bill company.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
No, Oh, that's not how modern pineapple dating works. Brooke,
get up with the times mark. It sounds like she's
trying to be reasonable with you, offering a pretty significant
discount on the rates that you have to pay, so
I would give her another chance.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
This is like when you tell a company you're going
to cancel and they give you that last offer exactly
on trial.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Is it too late to go Dutch on the first
bill or are we just talking about the second bill?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yes, if you know we're not in charge of the
entire financial landscape. We're in charge of is paying for
the date that you go on, because we will offer
to fund it for you. Mark, if you'll see Mandy
one more time, If.
Speaker 20 (36:39):
You're willing to talk about splitting things down the line
down the middle between you and I in the future,
then I don't see a reason not to No reason.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, yes, spreadsheets Excel. You need to keep her seats. Mark, Okay,
if you get a haircut, you gotta remember see how.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Many pumps have found. She's using account numbers.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
This is some sexy talk that we're having on the
show right now. But Mark, here, is that a yes
from you?
Speaker 20 (37:07):
That's a.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Did not see that coming. But congratulations, Mandy, you got
yourself another date.
Speaker 17 (37:16):
Well, thank you guys very much. And Mark, once you
then Mummy the half to the first date, we can
schedule a second date.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Oh wow, Maddie, I thought you were a nuts, but
now I'm thinking I want you to do my financial.
Speaker 12 (37:33):
Frouking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Honestly, I'm not sure anybody here expected to get an
update from these two, but no, not all here we are.
Mark and Mandy are back on to give us an
update update on their situation. And the last time that
we spoke to you guys, there was a question of
will Mark be responsible for paying half of the pre
date stuff? What happened there?
Speaker 11 (37:55):
So he did actually then mummy for his half.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh sweet guy.
Speaker 17 (38:02):
And we've kept dating over the next few months and
he has paid like a gentleman should for my predate expenses.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
For over two months. He's been doing this.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
Yeah, for the last few months, he's been doing it.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Wow, Mark, are you there?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I kind of hear you in the background.
Speaker 20 (38:20):
Yes, yes, I'm here, guys.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Hi, okay from Mark?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Has it been worth the cost?
Speaker 17 (38:26):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (38:27):
Yeah, no, She's totally worth it, yes, okay.
Speaker 11 (38:31):
Okay, but he has told me she.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
Has some concerns certain dates are more expensive than others,
and since it wasn't consistent, I did offer to send
him an itemized bill, but he really he wasn't happy
with that either, So okay.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, so there's still a little bit of tension. It
sounds like with the financials in your relationship were you
guys able to work through that?
Speaker 20 (38:55):
Well, So she and I talked it out. She offered
me a monthly subscribe trim package. Girlfriend, So I pay
a flat rate of eighty nine ninety nine a month
to cover all of her pre dates.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh that sounds like an introductory rate. Be careful, say,
you know, as long as the venmo payment gets there
by the third of the month, I do give him a.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Two day grace period before he incurs interest.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Well, you know what, Look, if you guys are happy,
then that's great. I know every relationship works differently. Who
are we to judge how other people are able to
find happiness in their life. So that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
Thank you. I'm very, very happy with Mark.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Make sure you lock him into an annual no cancelicia policy.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh yeah, smarts, get him on a five year deal.
Can't go anywhere, beautiful, Glad you guys are doing well.
Make sure if you want follow us on YouTube at
Brooke and Jeffery. You can find all of our second
date updates right there, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. How
do you make your airplane experience in coach feel like
(40:02):
you're flying first class? One woman's controversial travel hack is
going viral and you might not like it. We're gonna
play you the audio. Plus many of us in this
room love animal videos. Yeah, pop up on your four
you page all the time. But there's one that the
entire world is following and it's all centered around one
(40:25):
cat in Texas who's celebrating a big birthday. You've got
the audio all that and more coming up in a brand.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
We'll do it right now. Scientists just confirmed the most
soothing sounds to the human ear rain falling bacon, sizzling yes,
and a gen zer screaming.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So relaxing TikTok click shock, where we soothe your gentle
humor many years by discussing the biggest tiktoks from the
past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok click shocks,
which is from a woman named Chloe Gray. And she
does not have that many followers, just barely little over
a thousand, okay, but one of her videos got half
(41:15):
a million views.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
WHOA, that's crazy when people like don't put.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
That much and then suddenly it is always weird. You're like,
this has so many millions of views. You go to
their profile like you have seven hundred followers.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, obviously out of the norm for her, and it's
all based on a travel hack that she came up
with that's honestly pissing some people off.
Speaker 21 (41:35):
Oh I just got pulled deside by TSA for having
something crazy in my bag. But I told her, this
is how you give yourself a first class experience.
Speaker 11 (41:44):
Without paying for first class.
Speaker 21 (41:45):
So let me show you, okay, cold root history chick,
and then I gotta get my protein in the flight.
I hate buying airport food, so I usually just try
to pop like a salad or something, and I didn't
have time, so I was like, let me just get
like a whole chicken from Whole Food, and this is
going to hold me over for like the entire day.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Pretty funny, my whole rotisseri chicken.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
That girl eats a whole rotisserie chicken, okay with smell.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Just imagine your seat mate pulls out an entire rotisserie
chicken from her carry on bag and then starts breaking
it up right there.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
This bags have so much liquid too, and there will
you have more to drink?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Good idea.
Speaker 13 (42:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
The top comment with twenty thousand, like says, if the
person next to me did this, it would be my
last straw.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Oh oh wow, you'd hope for the wishbone.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Maybe someone did. Comment Just because you can doesn't mean
you should. That's true, it is.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
That's your next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Is actually a good news story.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Okay, are we sure we want to do this?
Speaker 12 (42:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Acid in the mixed dress.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I don't know how it got in there.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I don't believe. I don't fully believe you.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah. Yeah, Well let's find out. Because a woman in
Houston named Miranda Gonzalez, whose video just got over twenty
four million years online, is going viral all because she
wanted to celebrate her cat's birthday. The cat's name is
Holly Marie, and Holly is turning fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh she's an all girl.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
So Miranda came up with a clever idea, playing on
her own family culture. She said, you know what, I'm
gonna throw a keen Sanera for my.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yes, yes, Gosa cat Sannia.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Oh my god. It is the cutest. She's in a
little dressed, she's got a crown on the whole family's
dressed up with her.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
They went all out for the party. They hired a
full mariachi band for the night. They were close to
eighty guests in attendance.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
I hope all her aunts and uncle kitties were in.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I'm sure some of them were, and they all got
to watch the traditional father cat dance. And in the video,
all she asked is from any stranger who watched it
to please donate to a local pet shelter called Almost
Home Cat Haven. That's really cool because at the time
that she posted that video, that business was looking at
(44:06):
closing down, oh Man, but once it went viral, tens
of thousands of dollars started pouring in for donations, and
now they're suddenly in great shape financial So she basically
saved the entire company. Here's the reaction from the managing
director of Almost Home Cat Haven.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Every time I think that, okay, I don't know if
I can keep doing this.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
I don't know if I can keep doing.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
This, some blessing will drop in. This time it was
Miranda and her family. Oh I tear on that one.
That was so sweet, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
That was a TikTok click shock and your final.
Speaker 15 (44:44):
TikTok click shot is from.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
A mother of two named Chelsea Lensing, who posted a
controversial parenting hacko you're gonna like this, I doubt Okay.
So it's a it's for an issue that a lot
of families have to deal with when their children are
whining in the backseat of the car about being hungry
or being bored or being thirsty.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yeah, I tell them to two on their tongue.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
And if they don't do that, she kicks them out
of the car and tells them to walk home.
Speaker 9 (45:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
But Chelsea has a little bit of a different tactic.
Not everybody supports it. Whenever her three year old daughter
complains from the car seat saying Mommy, I'm hungry, here's
her strategy.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
So my response to her when she said she was hungry,
and I said, oh, did you bring a snack? So
this is my parenting technique. Now, I know this sounds
a little harsh, Okay, And I promise I'm not letting
my kids go hungry. I'm not letting them go thirsty.
They're very hydrated, well fed. All right. This is used
in very specific scenarios. But what this does is it
(45:49):
puts a little bit of the responsibility and the ownership
on them. And I started doing this with our oldest
basically as soon as she could really understand what I
was saying. So now when I respond and I say, oh,
did you in your water? Oh did you bring a snack?
Oh did you bring a book or something to entertain yourself,
her response is, oh, shoot, no, I did it.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Bad the kid they can't reach the water bottle on
the cases.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Chelsea says, this does a couple of things. Number One,
it helps your child understand that they need to take
some responsibility in bringing stuff that they might need.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
The doctor and it's like, did you bring your kope?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, that's right, getting checked out today.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Number Two, it also teaches them that there's natural consequences.
If you don't do something, there's a consequence to it.
Speaker 12 (46:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I feel like you want them to know that they're
supported and that they're secure and that people are there
for them.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Well, she found that if the kid forgets to bring
their water bottle in this scenario and then you, as
the parent remembers, the child instead becomes extra grateful to you,
in extra thankful saying, oh my god, mom, you thought
of me. You're wonderful. Thank you instead of one and
complaining the whole truth.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
This is why I feel like no one should give
parenting advice until the kids are thirty and we figure
out how that turned out later, you.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Know, yeah, only from successful children.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
It could either be a lot of therapy bills or
it could be a really self sufficient independent person. We
don't know follow the kids till they're an adult on
TikTok talking about their trauma and.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
So what that said. Definitely don't listen to us. And
when any of our parents would tell you about how
to raise children.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Because that's obvious, this is harm.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Those were TikTok shots stories for the.
Speaker 12 (47:35):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
One of the unspoken parts of being married is you
and your spouse have to start watching all of the
same TV shows, all of the same movies, and play
all of the same trivia games on the radio. And
that's what brings our new player Deontay to us this morning.
Apparently his wife came on before and lost to Brooke,
(48:09):
so now it's his turn to do the same. Deontay.
Welcome to the show man. Thank you now, Deontay. What
is your confidence level on a scale of one to ten?
That you'll be able to take Brook down right here.
Speaker 20 (48:23):
Ah, usually is pretty high, but we'll cut up already.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, I can't hear that.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
I already got your back here. If you lose, you
tell your wife, honey, I didn't want to show you up.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
Yeah, but if you.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Win, all right, deontay, I feel like you're ready. Brooks
leaving the studio. Here's how the game works. Thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say past, but you have to
beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Speaker 20 (48:53):
Are you ready as you ready as I can eat?
Speaker 3 (48:56):
All right, my man, good luck. Your time starts now.
Today is Inner National Casino's Day. What number is famously
missing from a roulette wheel? What classic cartoon took place
in Orbit City? In which decade was the first email
ever sent?
Speaker 20 (49:18):
Two thousand?
Speaker 3 (49:19):
What Marvel superhero does Ryan Reynolds play? What countries credited
with starting the tradition of setting off fireworks for New
Year's Eve?
Speaker 20 (49:30):
Pars?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
What was that you said?
Speaker 20 (49:32):
What country?
Speaker 8 (49:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (49:34):
Oh, Paris is not a country, idiot.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Maybe to some people it is, but you can go.
We go France as an answer, Bros Coming back into.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
The studio here like it's kind of country.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, you know, I say it was just saying for
a rough around the edge. Yeah there, it is so giant.
Interesting part on my screener here it says that you
are a football coach for first and second graders. Is
there any chance that Jose and I can attack, tend
to game and do wagers on the children?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I thought we're sure they were going to want to
play the kids to finally win.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
No, no, no, I want to start up betting ring
among the parents. Is that okay with you?
Speaker 18 (50:10):
Coach?
Speaker 20 (50:12):
Interesting enough? We are looking for a one more coach.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
I think, Oh no, no, I don't want to coach.
I want to bet on the children.
Speaker 8 (50:19):
We want to be the bookies coach.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
He doesn't pay anything. Yeah, he wants to make money
in this situation.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (50:25):
Scout the kids and be like, oh, I got a
one hundred bucks on the eight year old over.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
There, everyone, twenty bucks is number seven misses the next
five tackles who's.
Speaker 20 (50:32):
In It would be be hard to get because all
our kids are good.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Oh good, okay, you're a good husky, all right.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
He knows how to say the right thing.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Oh yeah, good man. Now, brooket's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Your time starts now. Today is International Casinos Day. What
number is famously missing from a.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Roulette wheel thirteen?
Speaker 3 (50:55):
What classic cartoon took place in Orbit City?
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh fool Pass.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
In which decade was the first email ever since nineties?
What Marvel superhero does Ryan Reynolds play?
Speaker 18 (51:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Deadpool?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
What country is credited with starting the tradition of setting
off fireworks for New Year's Eve China? What car brand
calls itself the ultimate driving machine?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oldsmobile?
Speaker 8 (51:23):
Look, d those things are the ultimate driving machine.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
You've seen one of those boat.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
It's amazing they drive it all.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Did make new ones?
Speaker 8 (51:31):
I don't know. I don't know if they make Newsmobiles.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's it. Let's go to
the scoreboard to check out how you bolted with Jose.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
I have a back.
Speaker 15 (51:41):
I have of Diana.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
It's just sing a constipation one too. Deontae, you did well.
Shout out to your wife.
Speaker 13 (51:49):
I don't know where she scored, but you got one correct,
so she may have ragging rights. Now, Brook, you got three.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
He did it for your wife, Deontay.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yeah, in dedication.
Speaker 20 (52:06):
Well, let the gas and begin.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
All right, you do that, I'm gonna go over the
answers for everybody here. It's International Casinos Day. Famously, Roulette
wheels are missing the number thirteen. I didn't realize that
because it's bad luck that number in many different cultures,
so they usually replace it with a double zero instead.
The classic cartoon that takes place in Orbit City would
(52:31):
be the Jetsons Futuristic. The decade the first email was
ever sent was actually the nineteen seventies. Guy sent an
email to himself through a closed network of computers. Ryan
Reynolds played the superhero Deadpool Marvel movies. The country credited
with starting the tradition of setting off fireworks for New
(52:52):
Year's is China. They did it back in the second
century B.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Series That's Crazy.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
And the car brand that goes by the ultimate driving
would be BMW.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Close.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
It's also another old company of cars on the right
track there, Deontay. I'm sorry it was not enough to
beat Brooke today. But here's the good news. Just we're playing,
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Ludacris
at the Tulayla Casino Thursday, July tenth. You can get
your tickets on sale now.
Speaker 20 (53:23):
Oh I'll take that. I like mud.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Thanks man. They'll be back run to do win Brooks
Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 12 (53:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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