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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And we got a full hour for you with a
brand new second date and a new day.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tap, a new loser line.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, to get you through the through the monday. Yeah,
my mouth isn't even working.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I guess, yeah, not very well at all.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
And alexis, what are you seeing that you like on
the comment section?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, Lily Pad said willing to give up my firstborn
to Brook to put in her sweatshops to have my
comment read Lily get.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Some really nice clothing.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's so terrible, so bad, but it worked to Lily
I read it.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
What's funny is when you first said give up your
first born, I'm like, I don't want another. I'm good
at too, I'm tapped down.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Then you heard that it's from work, and right right.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I mean, who do you think makes the sweaters myself
for charity?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That is not true. It's not true.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's funny, but it's not true at all.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So hey, thanks so much for being here. We're going
to start show right now.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and has everyone
had their coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm happy my way through it.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I've got a third left.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Energy's coming up, coffee cup. We got some work to do,
but I have a question for the room. We're gonna
start with, alexis what's your take on our new boss Nick?
And you can be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
You guys know him way more than me. He was nice,
but you're not asking that.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
All I have to say, that's not what you told
me off the air, after you said unlike two bosses ago,
this one's married and doesn't have huge amounts of family
money and you didn't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Who does?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
He's only nice?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, what are we going to do with that? Maybe
I misheard you, but you did say family money in quotations.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I said that a lot about there.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Anyway. The reason that I bring it up is because
there's a new study out that basically confirms what we
already know, and that's nobody wants to be a supervisor anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, not at all. Why would you? Yeah, what is
the benefit?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
And the thing is, as companies are facing more and
more employee turnover and workplace toxicity, I think we're no
where that's coming from. There's a growing disconnect between what
employers need and what workers can actually provide.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Dude, my husband works for himself, and I think sometimes
even managing himself is.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Too much for y to be really frustrated. In fact,
fifty five percent of all supervisors in the workforce right
now say they are leaving or planning to leave their
roles in the next year because of lack of fulfillment
or advancement opportunities.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Does that mean there's just not going to be any
bosses anymore?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sounds like it, or robots are going to be our
boss employees anymore. So if you do have a manager,
a human one, why don't you go and give them
a hug, whisper something nice and to their ear, especially
if they have family money, right Alexis, Yeah, at least
you have a natural leader on this show who can

(03:10):
lead us to the promised land. Our digital producer, Jay,
bring it in, Buddy, you're doing great.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'm not going to be your manager.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
But if there's one topic we've covered more than on
this show than any other over the past fifteen years,
it's debating the mount rushmore.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Of breakfast cereals.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
We've talked about the most popular, the well known classics.
Guess what what that's not what we're doing today.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm glad you brought it up there.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
But a popular website did rank the top twenty best
tasting cereals, not best selling, best tasting, and you'll have
to tell me which ones were put in the top
twenty during a special Goats of the Breakfast Oat edition
olenty of twenty. Just name a tasty cereal if it
made the top twenty this list. You're still in the

(04:07):
game and we're going back to the old school rules
with this one. The silver saves in play. Guess the
number one cereal on the list, and you get a
free pass for one wrong answer. Okay, we'll start with
the woman whose typical breakfast is no less than four
shots of espresso Lexis.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, I'm gonna go with the cereal that we were
just talking about. They're doing a collab with Bacon right
now because everyone just loves the flavor cinnamon toast.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Yeah, that's gotta be number one.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Brook.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You have cereal for me?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh, I know I'm gonna be hated, but my favorite cheerios.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
But I don't think that people like no, actually.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Honey nut cheerios though, so fire Okay, okaye.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
People need sugar. Yeah, all right, I'll go. Honey nut
cheerios is.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Number seventeen on Barely On there.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
Jose, you I'm gonna go with the uh one of
my favorites of all time. It's pure sugar Lucky Charms.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, good choice, number eight on my list.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
There's a lot of Odie brand pieces in there. The
marshmallows are great, but the other pieces are maybe one
of the worst.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Part two nutritious, disgusting.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Jeffrey over to you.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I know my housekeeper growing up, Lucy. She would always
wake me each morning by whispering into my eard me
ray me soul. It means good morning, my king, my son. Yeah,
and I was given a cereal as golden as a son,
golder than a king's crown.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Why don't you just answer the question?

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I like.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It speaks to my soul.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
This is about lois to call Lucy just a housekeeper.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
She raised you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
She's basically your mother.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's her title, and yes she is my mom. So
you don't you don't tell me to stop talking about it.
I will talk about her and send her praise for
twenty minutes. If I have, you shut the hell off.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
If he looks in cheerios, I'm gonna be so posing.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
A delicious giant bowl of golden Grand Cereal gold ram.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, before Goldis.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm never gonna be able to see the cereal.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Remember gold Oh my god, I love you, Lucy Alexis.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
We're back to you.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
We're talking best tasting cereals, not best selling.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Need another number, no backstory to this?

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Quickly, Ese's puffs, Reese's buffs, Eat him up. That's number fifteen.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, I'm gonna go with one. That's a great topping
on ice cream. Fruity pebbles.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
God, what's what the long backstory you need to hear
about your freaking ice cream backs?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
I saw red pebble when you were a kid.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I didn't have a nanny growing up.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay, you don't deserve a latchkey kid.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
And you know what, I served it myself, jeff that's sad.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Brook said fruity pebbles. This is number three.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
If she's saying fruity pebbles, we gotta go cocoa pebbles.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm looking for exact words. Coco pebbles is not on
my list. The other one, the other one, Yeah, Jeffrey, Well.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
We always talk about how raisin brands for old people. Gross.
I agree. Actually toss those down my twin marble staircase in.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
My home okay, whatever you'll say, just a wax.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I did not want that, so that's why I went younger, cooler, tastier,
Raisin brand Crunch. Those little honey up clusters.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Raisin brand Crunch RBC not for me on our list. Man,
the ladies are the only ones left. The lexus need
to get this right to stay.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
In the gate.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Go Captain Crunch. Maybe specifically the crunch berries. Interesting different
cereals all berries.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
I'm sorry, are you saying crunch crunch with berries or oops?
All berries? Oops?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
All berries? No very important distinction.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Really screwed that up Brook has won today's edition up
plenty of twenty some of the best tasting cereals you
guys missed. Coco Crispies was number two, Jose Cinnamon Life
number four, Honeycomb, Captain Crunch with crunch berries was six,
the regular wheaties number seven. Fruit loops, frosted flakes, Coco

(08:32):
Puffs also make honey bunches of oats, Captain Crunch regular
no crunch berries.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
That's wild. That is like frosted miniwheats. Apple Jack's tricks Brook.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
You get to choose who gets shot. They're going to
be singing closing time by Semi Sonic. Who's it going
to be?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, I think it's you just because you need more punishment.
You didn't do that enough for you.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
A slap to my face is a slap to Lucy's faces. Wow,
so so hateful. It's okay, I'll do it. Closing time,
one last call for alcohol, So finish your whiskey or
more some milk out for Lucy this morning. That's your

(09:15):
shot collar question of the day. We got your phone
tap coming up in just a few.

Speaker 10 (09:18):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Remember when our biggest concern was that your cell phone
might be eavesdropping on what you were saying.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, now, with technology
advancing so fast, it's getting weirder.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Why watching us now?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
To jeff Rumor has it that Apple's upcoming iOS twenty
six updates going to include a new feature that detects
if you're having risk adult conversations over FaceTime?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Wos why.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
In there?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Supposedly, if it detects it, it'll pause your can Era
and a warning screen will pop up that says you
might be showing something sensitive.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Who No, I can't help you out change lighting.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, enancing photo yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
And then it goes on to say, if you feel uncomfortable, Grandma,
you should end this phone call. What Okay, I might
have added the grandma part myself, but that's just because
we all know what old people are doing on their phones.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now, man, I mean right now, my mom calls me
in every ten seconds, it's like this is being recorded.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Do you guys get that because.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
She accidentally hits them? Oh my god, it joins me nuts.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
Well.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Anyway, It's supposed to be a security feature designed to
protect your privacy, but some people online think it's ok. Yeah,
they think it's kind of creepy that Apple knows when
you're being naughty.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Boobies just start sending you egg plan emojis.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah. No, it's not actually being sent to Apple, just
an auto feature on the phone. Like they'll never the
people at Apple would never see it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Because there's no text on the other side of Apple
that are hungry for that type.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Of Apparently, you can always turn off the sensitive content
warning feature in your settings if you're the type of
person who you know likes to do that all the Time's.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Gonna hamp it up where it's like, not enough.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Skin showing, but the new update is supposed to be
released sometime in September. That's wild, that is, you don't
have to wait that long for laser stories though, we're
doing that. Next, it's the radio segment that just started
a new charity event called Jump Rope for bone Spurs. Oh,

(11:47):
bring your families and join us as we jump for
those who medically shouldn't.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Just walk it off.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Thanks. The Laser Stories segment, where we read weird news
stories around the just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser. There's other rope dopes, just don't. This
first laser story is out of France. L a sixty
two year old man named Bastian Fournier is in the
news after he went on a road trip with his
wife and daughter.

Speaker 10 (12:15):
Oh cool.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
They left Paris for Morocco last Friday night to beat traffic.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Can you imagine being a road trip to Morocco?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Crazy? All of it.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
We're going to go to South Dakota.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah right. It is a long drive, about twenty seven
hours specifically, and at one point Bastian pulled into a
gas station around four point thirty in the morning apparently
to fuel up, and then he left and didn't realize
for nearly two hundred miles that his wife wasn't in
the car.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
A hundred bro maybe two right, but two.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Hundred doesn't matter where you are, what culture you are.
You were not getting out of the doghouse.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
My friend.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
So, knowing he was in deep trouble. Four hours after
that stop, he finally called police.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh her, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, she didn't have her cell phone.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sirens are getting so loud, Jeff from the coming from.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
The Paris police have a long protocol sounds like yeah.
The big problem was he couldn't remember which gas station
he'd stop down, or even the city that it was in.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Dude, he's in so much more trouble than I thought.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
And his daughter was sleeping during the stop, so she
wasn't any help. But cops eventually found the wife by
tracking her nine to one one calls from the convenience store.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
She was using the convenience store phone.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
You he thought the wife was asleep too, Dude.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
If she didn't ever phone, she didn't even have her
credit card to at least, you know, have a nice
glass of wine by herself.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
She really couldn't used those four hours for go Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
She was waiting there, sitting on the curb the entire
time for him.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
No gee, And.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
At this point cops thought there was a chance that
he had left her there on purpose, but they decided,
you know, it is probably just an honest mistake. Yeah,
so Bastion's not in any legal trouble, just trouble with
his wife. So he eventually swung back around, picked her up,
and they continued on with their vacation. And I'm sure
they all laughed about it. The tredrive to Morocco.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, I love my credit card at a restaurant recently,
had to go ten minutes back to get it.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
I was so furious. Imagine ten hours.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Oh good lord. His next laser stories out of San Jose,
yay me. For the past year, a woman named Helen
Wayne Scott's been receiving hundreds of Amazon packages and they
all contained the same thing, oversized fake leather car seat covers.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Random and they gotta be oversized so they don't fit
any car.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, they're all made in China and she didn't order them.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
At this point, Helen doesn't know what to do with
them anymore. They're scattered all over her property and now
she can't even fit her car into her garage.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Helen does know if she could get rid of them right,
like send them back or something.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's the thing she repeatedly complained to Amazon, but they
kept giving her the run around.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well it looks like she's got new business.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, tell them again.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
They promised the deliveries would stop, but they didn't, and
they were telling her to dispose of the boxes herself
or to donate the items, but Helen said she couldn't
afford to do that, and no charity wants hundreds of
fake leather seat covers.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Really, you know, there's just no sad children out there
that don't need those.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
You got to start that charity, bro. But she contacted
the local news and they looked into it, and by day,
I mean one person, because that's what's left in local news.
But at least that one guy figured it out. The
Amazon seller in China was randomly putting her address as
everyone else's return address. Oh, because then they wouldn't have
to pay to have the large boxes sent all the

(15:56):
way back overseas to China.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sham return and they didn't have to deal with the
disposal of any of it.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
So once Helen's story aired on the news. Amazon finally
sent a truck over to her house to pick up
all the seat covers.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh fine, we'll take care of it.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
And they've supposedly taken care of the issue.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah right, until next month.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Helen only gets thousands of many flashlights from Tim and
she's actually okay with that. Okay, she's got all the
space in her garage. Now she can look around with
those slash lights.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You're good party favors too.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
This next lazer story is out of Food News Today.
We recently celebrated National French Friday, and according to a
new report, the average American eats seventeen pounds of fries
per year. Get in my bell.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I think my second grade son does that on his
own life.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
So if that seems low, then maybe it's because you're
eating more to compensate for some psycho who hates fries
for no reason. Across the whole country, Americans eat at
least five point six billion pounds of fry, enough to
fill one hundred and fifty five thousand, eight hundred and
thirty three school buses. Not sure why that's the comparison.

(17:08):
They chose to use buses.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
The fries all right, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
The fries are most popular in Virginia, where locals scarf
down more than twenty one pounds a year.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Wow, I wonder what their favorite is. Are they a
waffle cut place? Are they crankle t You know?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I have stats for all of them? Oh you do?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Is that where I'm at?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'll get to all of it. Yeah, we're gonna we're
gonna delve deep into fries.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Twenty eight states prefer the basic, straight and seasoned fries,
particularly North Dakota, Mississippi, Wyoming, and Utah.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I mean I like the shoe string. I mean yeah,
waffles amazing.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Shoe strings are the most popular in Hawaii, New Hampshire, Michigan, Maine,
and Texas.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, honestly the curly ones too.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Oh god, what else curly is next?

Speaker 10 (18:00):
Wow? Do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
You want to do the list? Brook curly fries are
number one in Alaska, Kansas, Connecticut, and Oklahoma. Yeah you are,
which one's next? Brook waffle cut waffle fries only got
love in one state, Colorado.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Lily the crispy throughout. I'll give them that.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
The holes help.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Anything with those edges, you know.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah, and the crispy edges.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Sixty three percent of people of greef fries can be
considered a main dish, not just a side, and the
top seasonings range from the classic salt or garlic powder
so the less common parmesan and cayenne.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Bro give me some tartar, I will just different.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
The top dips were classics as well, ketchup ranch and
cheese sauce.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
No mustard, mustard cheese sauce. Interesting fries.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
In the final fries stat of the day, seventy seven
percent of people claim they would share their fries if
they were eating with a group of people. Yeah, and
sixty five percent they stolen fries off of somebody else's
port for sure.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
And then forty wait, what's the rest of the percentage
they're lying? That's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
But speaking of little French fries, a little fry, he's
French in a red converse, Chuck Taylor, and yes he
is willing to share if you asked nicely. But that
sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
If a parent is throwing a children's party and they
want to hire an entertainer. Normally it's like a Disney
princess or birthday magician. Yeah, I guess there was that
one time Brooke hired a sexy umpa lumpa for her
son's pre K graduation.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Heck, is there not a sexy oop?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Is there a normal oop? I don't know. It's a
good point, But today we got a message from a
woman who offers a different kind of entertainment for kids.
And this skill requires a twenty four pack of Milwaukee's
Best in order to pull it off. So again, were
you sure? Ninety nine percent of parents would say no,
But of course we've got Brooke excited to try it herself.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I hope she left her number.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
You'll hear it in a brand new loser line coming
up right after this.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (20:22):
Would you wait a minute?

Speaker 10 (20:23):
Is just the right number. It's the loser line. Good by,
just call.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
line on you.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
Excuse me, senorita, but are you gonna kiss me tonight?
Or am I gonna have to lie to my diary again? No, JK,
I don't have a diary. I keep on my cheecrets
on the dark lib.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Whatever you do, resist the urge to ask him if
he's out past his eight pm curfew and instead tell
him that you two should get together and toilet pay
for his bully's house for middle.

Speaker 12 (21:01):
School sweet revenge, and.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Then you give him the digits to the loser lines
so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
Hey, this is different.

Speaker 13 (21:15):
You said that your last name was Polk, Like, did
you mean like President James K.

Speaker 11 (21:22):
Polk?

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Are you like related to him? That would be amazing.

Speaker 13 (21:29):
I actually did a book report on him in seventh grade.
He in a Texas, an Oregon territory, and one term,
so uh yeah, I don't know why why more people
don't like give him props? But uh, if you are related,

(21:50):
I have so many follow up questions.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
The one guy that remembered President Polk?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, talk about a unicorn. How many ladies out there
are like, oh, please gonna have that guy's number. I
want to hear more about his seventh grade book report.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's so hot it really struck him. Okay, well whatever
that assignment was really hit hard.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah. Boys, I'm dating a celebrity.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
She's tenth cousins with Cleveland Grover.

Speaker 14 (22:18):
Next message, I thought about your offer and listen, two
hundred bucks that's not.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Going to be enough.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
Okay, you want me to do my can crushing things
for your kid's birthday party or whatever. I like to
use the Milwaukee beeths. They can crush easier, but they
kind of be empty, so I could crush it between
my knockers. You know I don't drink them back. I'll
handle empty and out. Don't worry about it. Just give
me a twenty four pack, and now we could give

(22:46):
your kids and his friend's a really good show.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Next message, Wow, I guess it's true. Clowns are on
their way out of children's parties. Now it's chain smoking
addicts crushing beer cans between their boobs.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, can knocker.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
I mean, who wouldn't want that as a headliner of
any party?

Speaker 9 (23:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
If you ever give this lady the loser line number,
you have to share where we can find her, don't
you get? Because Brook needs somebody for her kids upcoming birthday.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I just need to learn her tricks. Jeff Yeah, I'm
gonna hire it.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
That's one way. But you know what's a better option
for kids parties is just hand all of the children
iPads and have them watch the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube experience.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
That you're about to.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Obviously where instead of frying their brains to animated TV shlop,
instead you can have them cheer for Randos with STDs
on our second date updates. Plus they can watch our
favorite Loser line clip of the week and see all
of our faces in studio.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
The disappointment.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
You want to know what old Granny Brook looks like
in real life with her dentures in YouTube is the ticket, Kids.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I get older every day to you by decade.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
That's just how time. Now let's get back to the train.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
Hey, let's trapl I I don't know if you remember me,
but when we met, you said you liked animals, which
I mean it's kind of wild because I've I've actually

(24:23):
been told I can hear dogs think, which I mean
not all dogs. I can't hear all of them thinks,
mostly just hualas and some ship Thus because some lady
on the bus said that was my gift to the.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
World to.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
Read dog stocks.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
And yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
Maybe it's true because actually my stepmom the dog has
been acting weird around me, like ever since like two
months ago. So uh sorry, I'm just staring at a
ceiling fan and it's kind of making me dizzy.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Let me guess every time he's like, it's hungry.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
But to me, it sounds like he took something earlier
and dropped acid for good, dropped more acid, and he's
been staring up at the ceiling for the last four
hours contemplating his life.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I don't think that would it would make him dizzy.
It would just make him think that there was like
an alligator on the ceiling.

Speaker 15 (25:38):
Next. Hey, Kyle, it's I was thinking more about what
you said, and I definitely would like to travel more
this year if that offer still stands, just as long
as it's not like anywhere in Western Europe or no Tokyo,

(26:00):
no Netherlands, no Australia, no Nos Zealand, definitely not like
Abudabi or like istanbul Boring, not the Caribbean, because they've
done all of those, not into Disneyland or Disney World,
although I did that Lego went in Paris and that

(26:20):
was pretty overrated. So why don't you text me like
ten options and I'll let you know if anything works.

Speaker 9 (26:28):
Bye, next message wow around.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, yes, spoil her and complained about every single.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
She's like, I love but I hated the cake over.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, she'll be the worst travel partner ever ever.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
But one of the options that she has left, like
Uruguay and Cleveland, maybe we got to.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Get her up into that rocket to Mars. At this point,
one of those.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Tickets still say it's just too dry.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, let's lose line regularly at this time every weekend.
Make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok
and our YouTube. You can hear all of your favorite
segments right there.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
And we have one hundred thou.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Unders on our YouTube. It's awesome. We're gonna do a
phone tap right.

Speaker 10 (27:13):
After this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I don't know
what it is lately, but we've been getting so many
requests from spouses asking us to prank their significant others. Yes,
and in this one, we've talked to the wife who
said she's been married to her husband for twenty years,
and their biggest topic of conversation lately there's nothing good
to watch on the streaming channels right now.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I mean it is a hot topic in couples.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, we're gonna fix that for him today. We just
got to adjust his algorithm a little bit. In your
phone tap right.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Now another.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Twenty Hello, Hi, there is this Jason.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Yes, this is Jason.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Hey Jason, I'm calling from Hulu's Viewer Experience team. My
name is Travis ETN. How's it going today?

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Uh, yeah, it's going all right.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Great. Yeah, I'm in Jacksonville this morning and the weather
here is great. Sure, hope it's nice where you are.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yeah, it's it's fine, awesome. What is this about?

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yes, So the reason I'm calling we flagged some unusual
viewing activity on your Hulu account.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
Oh what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Well, so, in the last seventy two hours, your account
streamed a documentary series titled Goat Birth Live. Wait what Yeah,
we noticed you're a new user from last month and
watching six uninterrupted hours of goat birthing videos seemed off. Yeah,
we weren't sure.

Speaker 9 (28:48):
Yeah that wasn't me.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
Well, I don't know who's watching that.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
It's okay. You don't have to be embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
Okay, I'm not embarrassed. Like, okay, maybe you're looking at
somebody else's profile, because that definitely was not me.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
All right, Well, what about last Thursday? You apparently watched
four episodes of Soup the Quiet Killer. What that is
part of our Inconvenient Liquids collection.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
I don't know what you're talking about. Killer Soup I've
never seen, well or heard.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Sorry, sir, it's Soup the Quiet Killer, whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
I didn't watch it.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Well, so two shows directly tied to your profile, you
claim you never watched either of them.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
I don't have to claim anything. I didn't watch it, okay.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
So am I supposed to believe you when you tell
me that you didn't watch a show at two am
the other night called Lawn Whispers ASMR for yard.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Lovers ASMR for yards like the Quiet I did not
watch any of that stuff. And I have a job.
I'm supposed to be working right now. I was not
up at two.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
In the morning.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
So you're saying it's not you.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Yes, I'm saying that it's not me.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Got it?

Speaker 8 (29:55):
So just like everything else at your company. You're getting
it wrong, sir.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
It's okay, you can come down. It could be us.
There is a slim chance that our tastesinc Ai glitched
and merged your preferences with someone in another region.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Okay, and why am I having a conversation about this?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
So what we need to do is just a quick
profile realignment. I'm going to read a few newly curated categories.
Just say yes or no if they reflect your personal interests. Okay,
oh god? First up, mildly erotic puppet shows?

Speaker 8 (30:25):
Would you engage or screaming at me like get out
of here?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
So that's a yes?

Speaker 10 (30:32):
No?

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Oh, nothing about puppets mildly? What is mildly arotic? Why
can't I just just for something and have it come up?
Why does it have to be like an algorithm.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I'm just realigning it. I'm just going to go to
the next here. What about doom Scroll the series, a
show where a man checks his phone for bad news
for eight seasons. It's a two reel.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
I feel like that is my life right now. With
this conversation, you are not just giving me what I want.
I want to watch all the episodes of Jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
That one is not on my list. But how about
British shows where everyone has an accent but no one's
actually British? Does that interest you?

Speaker 8 (31:13):
There's a show like that, It's.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Like Bridgerton, but no one knows it that they're not British,
you know?

Speaker 8 (31:19):
Can I just be completely honest here? I mean, this
is another example of why TV is so screwed up
these days. Like I can't find anything to watch.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Okay, that's fair, but last one, tell me about cooking
shows where the oven is a metaphor for divorce? Though?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Can you even care about me watching anything? I am
crawling out of my skin trying to find something to watch,
and you're talking about me putting my wife in the oven? Sir.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
It's not literally, it's a metaphor.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
What do you mean?

Speaker 13 (31:49):
No?

Speaker 8 (31:50):
I mean you're asking me if this is the kind
of stuff that I like to watch, and right now
I'd like to put my eyeballs in the fricking oven
so that I can overcook those because I don't like
any of what I'm here.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Okay, that's more of a Netflix thing. That's not what
we do.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Why are you talking about another streaming platform? I'm about
ready to go back to cable.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Well, you definitely don't want to do that. That might
actually save you money.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
What the hell is happening?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Okay, you know what, Let's just do the easy thing
and tell you this is a prank call. I'll let
you off the hook.

Speaker 9 (32:20):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, I'm from from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
This is a phone tap that we're doing on you. God,
you're laughing. Yeah, your wife Lorraine told us that you've
been kind of frustrated with your experience watching streaming stuff lately,
but you did pass the puppet test though. That's what

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matters that.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
I mean, like, yeah, either gotta go, you can't go
mildly erotic?

Speaker 9 (32:48):
Yeah, either go or nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yes, you want the fully erotic puppet show streamed right
to you.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Puppet show?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay? Checking that on my list.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
Free Morning was from TAPS weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
There's nothing more hacky, more cliche, more overdone gimmicking radio
than playing the record scratch sound effect.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Records in here?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Do I hear crickets?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I mean you've heard it on commercials and in old sitcoms. Honestly,
we've probably done it on the show too. A few
times we just did it, I don't remember. But in
today's call, you're gonna hear a real life record scratch
moment that happened that immediately put the brakes on a
decent date.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You know, if you listen to that differently, it kind
of sounds like a zipper going down, which would be
a positive on a date.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Here's what she wants to do. What was said. I
know I cringed when I heard it. I'm guessing you
will too. In your brand new second date update right
after this second Date update date, what do you do
if you're on a date with someone and in the
middle you feel like it's going me nick? Do you

(34:14):
a order a round of shots to get the party
going okay?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You know, it really depends on the establishment.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Option. Be fake like you're choking, so she gives you
the Heimlick and at least you get some action.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Out of it, a couple of broken rims too, and
a great.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Story or c have a very honest one on one
breakdown about how this date is actually going so far.
I think I took the Heimlich option over that one,
and I wonder if our listener Tina wishes she had
done the same, So let's talk to Urtina. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 16 (34:52):
Hi, thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh my god. That intro makes it sound like you
told your date in the middle of it that it
was going terribly well.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
You sent us an email about this person's profile that
you met on Hinge and I'm just going to read
some of the things that you sent from his bio
before we even get to your story.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Okay, I'm interested.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
So according to this his name is Josh. He's a
specialist in education. His profile says he's dating with the
intention of marriage.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Oh okay, sounds like a stable guy, good.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Career, and he's into skyscrapers and tropical fruits. Not sure
why we would need to know that information for this,
but it's nice to be over informed sometimes.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
So you ever put a big apple on the big
apple this guy would.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Free me out.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Sounds like if there's a lull in your date, you
just bring him to a tall building and he's really excited.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Well, yes, story all right, Now we have an idea
about who Josh is. Clearly you met him on the app.
So what did you two do for your date? We
actually went to the dow the zoo Zoo.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's a cute date. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (35:52):
We got a couple of waffle combs and we just
walked around but then animals and just talked a lot.
All right, that's good, Well he did he talked a lot?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Okay. Does that have anything to do with the thing
I mentioned earlier about when the date's kind of going?

Speaker 9 (36:09):
Man?

Speaker 16 (36:10):
Yeah, he's the one who asked me.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh, he asked you how the date was going?

Speaker 16 (36:16):
Yes, because I was being kind of quiet and so
maybe he wasn't sure if I was having fun, so
he just asked, like, is the date going?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Okay? Was that the first question he asked you? Because
it sounds like he was talking fun?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, what did you say?

Speaker 16 (36:33):
I was like, do you want me to be honest?

Speaker 7 (36:37):
I would have been like no, no, and that would
have made it fun, right, like lie to me anyway?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
What happened?

Speaker 16 (36:45):
Yeah, because he eats it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yes, please?

Speaker 16 (36:47):
So I told him directly, well, honestly, you're talking a lot.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Oh okay, good feedback is next to you as a
person who talks a lot, it's good to know that.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Well maybe, but some people might take that differently. Did
Josh seem offended by the critique.

Speaker 16 (37:03):
No, he seemed more confused, like as if he didn't
know he was doing it. But he heard me out
and then he tried to take constructive criticism.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
That's good and he did a good job of it.

Speaker 12 (37:14):
Oh he did, Okay, good, Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 16 (37:17):
We hung out for another hour, ended up grabbing drinks
there because at the Zoom you can buy beer.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, and I didn't even know that they're offering alcohol
at every kid's place these days. Parents are just like.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Them to like slop shots.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I think it's just beer and wine typically.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, it's not like.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
It's just to take the edge off.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's not to turn up doing body shots at the zoo.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean if you bring your own in.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Okay, maybe a little bit of beer, a little bit
of alcohol helped make the conversation go a little bit better.

Speaker 16 (37:57):
It actually did.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, he's just nervous, right, Maybe you're just a strikingly
beautiful woman and he couldn't think straight and that's why
he was talking so much at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
You said it, she's not denying that. How did you
to leave things at the very end, Well, at the very.

Speaker 16 (38:17):
End, we just hugged and said goodbye. But while we
were there, we worked on like an antelope puzzle and
we did it together and it was fun, so it
was cool.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
So the date actually.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
Got better then after you told him like he was
talking too much.

Speaker 16 (38:31):
Yeah, it actually did. Like I mean, he's more mindful,
he asked me questions, he allowed me to be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
You did an antelope puzzle. Yeah, I mean it's any date, jeh.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I mean sorry you said it just led to a
hug at the very end. There was no kiss.

Speaker 16 (38:50):
No we text since then, but they've all been pretty short.
So I feel like now maybe he's overthinking things and
he's taking what I said too seriously.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, Oh he talked too much before and now he's
not talking enough.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
I can see that he's over compensating.

Speaker 16 (39:09):
Or it could be something completely different that I didn't
pick up on.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Okay, but you're definitely feeling the vibe like he is
not responding enough to ask you out again obviously.

Speaker 16 (39:19):
Yeah, because like I'm sending him Fredy text and Ferdy
picks and he not responded.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
That happened like antelope skyscraper, guava fruits. Problem is wrong
with this man?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, you said it, Je.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Follow me for my Sexy Emoji handbook coming later on
in this winter name. No spoilers, no spoilers. Okay, first
we got to finish this second date update. We'll call Josh,
get some answers and do it right after this second
date update. I've learned two things so far today.

Speaker 17 (40:00):
One, you don't think at the zoo Okay, I don't
believe you, of all people didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I mean, I feel like you sniff out a beer.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Wherever it is Zoo frequenter. But look for Brooke and
Jeffries Listener Zoo Crawl coming soon. We'll meet you by
the Baboons for Jaeger Bombs.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I think it's like responsible you have a beer, Jeff,
don't only day Brook.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And Jeffries Listener Zoo Crawl.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Lets this passes out in the bar enclosures.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
The second thing I've learned is with enough constructive criticism,
you can change a man. Brooke already knew that. She
tells me everything.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
It is not worth your energy.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
I said that because our listener Tina was honest on
her date when Josh asked, how do you think this
is going with us? And she was polite but said
you'd probably be going better if you talked a little less.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, but he heard her, you know, like that's the
amazing thing.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
He's like, oh, okay, exactly. Their day actually went pretty
good after that. He didn't run off and cry near
the snake cage like most guys would. He actually stuck around,
had fun. They got drinks, did puzzles. So maybe there's
another factor playing into all this that we don't know
about yet. So, Tina, even though he has all these issues,
why is it that you want us to reach out
to him today?

Speaker 16 (41:24):
I mean, like, we had fun together and he's like
a great guy totally.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Well, the fact that.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
He could adjust and take constructive criticism and be mature
about it, I think that's a big green flag.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Well, and anybody who's a talker knows that if you
get nervous, your mouth just doesn't shut up.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Okay, maybe let's take some of our own advice. There,
I shut it, and we're gonna call Josh. Let's listen
to ourselves. I'm dialing Josh's number right now. Hopefully he
picks up here. We go great, Thank you, guys, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Hey is this Josh?

Speaker 15 (42:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Who's hey, Josh?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Josh good morning.

Speaker 13 (42:15):
How many parts there?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
What's going on? Yeah, there's there's a lot of us
in here. Because we're a show. We're called Brooke and
Jeffrey in the Morning, kind of like a Morning Zoo,
if you will.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I worked on a show called The Morning Zoos.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, you're on the radio right.

Speaker 18 (42:30):
Now, Josh uh okay?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Why? Why is because we're doing a segment called a
second Date update waiting for response.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Doesn't know what it is, that's all.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Right, It's a segment we try to help out listeners
who have gone out with someone and they're not getting
a call back for a second meet up. So that's
the case with you and one of our listeners named Tina.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
You're not letting the pause, Well, you're doing it to
give him a being. You know, he's processing a lot
right now.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Don't force it. I'll try it again, Tina. Yeah, Tina,
I remember Tina. Okay, so I know this is probably
a lot. I'll just tell you that we spoke to
Tina before calling you, and she told us about your hangout.
She mentioned the vibe between you may have changed after
you asked if everything was going okay in the middle

(43:25):
of the date.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
What did you think about her response?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, have her feedback.

Speaker 18 (43:32):
I mean she used this analogy.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
See she called it the stop light rule.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Okay, stop light rule when she was talking about how
you were talking too much.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, we're not familiar with that. What is the stop
light rule?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (43:44):
Well she says that when you've been talking for twenty seconds,
it goes from a green light to a yellow light
because you've started to talk too long. Twenty seconds, Yeah,
twenty seconds. And then you said, once you hit forty seconds,
it's a red light.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
What that's like a general rule you're saying.

Speaker 18 (44:02):
Yeah, she can played the whole take to me, and
she said that I sped past the red light at
least two to three times, which and I'm like, okay,
I didn't know that, like there was a traffic law.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
For I mean, I guess to get to get conversation
going back and forth, back and forth like that.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yeah, I'm trying to count while you were talking.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Just now I heard it. I didn't lose it.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
And this is all feedback you're getting on a first date.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Yeah, I mean we were.

Speaker 18 (44:30):
Having drinks and like got a little bit of my
story out and she was like, you still have the green,
but only for another seven or eight seconds.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
You're still I thought it was just one example and
then we moved on from it.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
She's got one of those big speeding guns.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
She's knocking him.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I'm counting, keep going. You're not talking enough.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Now, that would be difficult.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I like the rule, but it's stressful.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Is that how it felt? Josh?

Speaker 8 (44:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (44:55):
I mean and I felt like I was like on
like my like driving test.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
Oh yeah, when I was sixteen.

Speaker 18 (45:01):
The instructor was like, speed up, now, slow down, I
use your blaker merge. So I just kind of like
lost all my confidence.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
She's like, I love the way you parallel park.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
That paragraph.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, that was perfect. It's understandable. And you know what,
I'm going to tell you something here, Josh. I don't
think Tina meant for it to come across that way.
And I'm gonna let her tell that to you herself,
because she is on the other line right now, waiting
for me to hit my red light, so you can
stop talking, and I'm going to give her the green
to go, So Tina, go ahead. The intersection is yours.

Speaker 16 (45:32):
Josh, my God, Like, you make me sound so horrible.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
Way even listening this whole time.

Speaker 16 (45:41):
Yeah, and you're making me look pretty bad here, Like, well,
well I.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Think he was making you look bad.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
He was just saying it was overwhelming, Tina. It was
a lot for him to think about.

Speaker 10 (45:54):
What.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
I'm sorry, but like, where's the lie?

Speaker 18 (45:56):
Like I didn't say anything that was not true?

Speaker 16 (45:58):
What I Okay? Well, to be honest, we're talking to
the radio host. I stopped listening after about like twenty seconds.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh, why are you so offended? You gave him feedback
and now he's giving you feedback.

Speaker 16 (46:11):
Because he has a tendency to like drone on and on,
and he actually thanked me in a moment, and like,
don't forget that you think I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Know today, Like what do you say to that?

Speaker 16 (46:23):
Did you not ask me to give you honest feedback?

Speaker 18 (46:27):
Okay I did, but like I wasn't expecting your.

Speaker 16 (46:32):
Accountability. Accept accountability, Like it's not your fault.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
You're a long talker.

Speaker 16 (46:38):
You just acknowledge it. And the goodness is you're trying
to get better, and like I see the potential in
you and it's so great.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I don't don't think it's a compliment. You think it
is to tell people you see potential in them. Do
you like the person for how they are now potential
in you?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Yeah, one day right now, Brooklyn Soon.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
I didn't mean it like that.

Speaker 16 (47:02):
I meant it like he's improving every second and he
needs me because like clearly, because now it's obvious like
he hasn't learned his lesson because he is still talking.
And I also feel like the hosts are not even
paying full attention.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
I really don't pay that much attention.

Speaker 18 (47:24):
They're not paying attention like like I'm sure they are
because you're being rude and insensitive.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Like so there take that advice.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
Oh, I'm always open for getting better, Josh. But if
it doesn't come with a helpful analogy and a short one,
then it's kind.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Of lost on me.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Like actually the stop like things already been taken, so
you need to find another sort of like commuter thing,
like some bicycle lane.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Maritime law kind of Complimentship relationships are not supposed to
be this hard.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Especially this isn't hard.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's a little confusing.

Speaker 16 (48:01):
Yeah, I told you what it was. I explained to
you how it works, and I'm pointing out when you
go too long, So like, what's so hard about that?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
It feels like one of those roundabouts where you don't
know what the third exit.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I'm gonna give everybody the red light here, okay, And
I'm just going to tell you a little fun fact
about me is that I am not I am not
the best talker either, but I think something we can
all agree on. Even Brooke will back me on this
is everybody, all of us here and every person on earth,
has areas in their speech they could personally improve on.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
What does that have to do with him thinking she
was rude flaws?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Okay, there's an easier way to say that our speech.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
Yes, I think the twenty second rule is real because
it gets touring after that.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, speech.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Is needed, and I should just ask would you care
to both improve each other's lives immensely by going out
with one another one more time? And we'll pay for it.

Speaker 16 (49:08):
I mean I would do it again and do it
for charity reasons.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
But so that's a big yes from Tina is looking
to work and change you over the next few years. Josh,
what do you say, will you be her project? I
say it under like twenty words. I'm going to give
you a yellow light on this.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 18 (49:31):
I don't want to feel like I'm going to traffic
court every day for the rest of my life.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
So a big note from me.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
It's interesting most people think traffic court is fun. Well,
it didn't work out, Tina. It's off. It's so much
for something.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Jeffrey in the morning, red light, green light, yellow, fatal
and squid game and apparently in the dating world too.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
How do not make that connection earlier? It's funny.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Probably should have, but maybe we should use it on
this show. As soon as Brook starts telling one of
her pathetic, ugly duckling childhood stories where she tried to
show skin to the mailman and even he wouldn't pay
any attention to her, Alexis, you're gonna start holding up
colored cards and when it flashes yellow means time to
start wrapping the story up.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I get red carded and you just lou Brook.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
We know he left one was a little wonky and
he wasn't interested. We've heard the stories.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
He was always interested, jeff don't matter how wonky things are.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
But if you need help in your dating life, like
Brooke did back in her teenage years, you can always
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
you back, and go check out all of our second
day podcasts. They're up online where you get yours at
Brook and Jeffrey Brook.

Speaker 10 (50:51):
And Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
You hear a lot of people say, Man, they don't
just make good rom com movies anymore.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
It really Oh, I actually hear people say that all
the time.

Speaker 10 (51:02):
Lot.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah, honestly, I think it's because we're always getting the
same old, corny plot lines we've seen over and over again.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Why is that bad?

Speaker 10 (51:11):
Though?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
It kind of it feels good. It's like a little
it's like comforting.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, but it's like tired. It's always like he was
just her nerdy childhood friend until he turned thirty six
and got hot y or for years he saw her
as just his biological mom till a twenty three in
knee test came back and changed everything.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Only I didn't see that Ryan Reynolds flicks.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah, that's why I think Hollywood needs to find new
inspiration for these love stories, something different, something raw. Yeah,
that one. And there's a certain website that has all
sorts of unique people finding love in the most unusual ways.
So we're gonna read some of those posts that could
easily become the start of a great rom com One Man,

(52:01):
One Girl, one tooth. Brand new misconnections coming up right
after this.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
City misconnections that was staring.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
One is over at the Pillsbury dough Boys bachelor pad. Oh,
and you think dad Bod's hot right now? Pillsbury dough
Bods slaves.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Nothing says love and like myss rolls.

Speaker 13 (52:30):
Po.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scour that website base to tip every week to
find the best misconnections that they have to offer, top
to bottom. However you like it said, Let's start with
your first misconnection titled just follow the Arrows Man for
woman thirties Ikea.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Oh god, the stupid arrows.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I still get.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Lost, he says. I usually don't remember much when I
blackout drink, but I remember you. You were the tall
blonde with a polka dot skirt and a cute crap top.
I was the man half your height with a mullet
haircut and a cart filled to the brim with toilet plungers.
Oh honestly, not sure how that happened, but I blame

(53:23):
Ikia for allowing alcohol to be served in a place
where children roam free.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
That I mean, that would literally be every restaurant, every children.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Allowed out in the world.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
After spotting you, my beautiful blonde beacon, I took a
dose of my liquid Courage parentheses Smirnoff smoothie and approached
you and said the first thing on my mind, Rick Tigogla.
I think that's a name for sweetish shower curtain rings,
because I was staring at them. You looked at me,

(54:01):
confused and said, sorry, I don't speak Swedish. Oh a
lady with legs and a sense of humor, I laughed.
I mean I offered you a swig of my Vodgaberry concoction.
You declined and walked away, and I tried to follow you,

(54:22):
but I got cut off and swept away by a
large Filipino family.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Swept away with Filipino family.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Next thing I remember, I was poked awake by an
employee and told the love seats are display only you, fellow.
I thought this was a free country. Oh that's why
it took me another three hours to finally find the exit.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I actually feel that, I.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Mean, that's me sober by that time, you were just
a memory. Feel free to ride back. That signed also
also a L s O.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
I think it was gonna add something else.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Maybe let's go to our next misconnection. This one's titled
X marks the spot Woman for Man fifties y m
C A treasure hunt. I was the blonde, middle aged
woman wearing the cheetah print bikini that showed my mid
drift with more to love in the middle. Hey girl,

(55:23):
I assumed you worked there because you were fishing a
soggy band aid out of the pool green water gross
with that white plastic net and eagles nest of a beard.
I thought you resembled a pirate captain. Oh yar, And
for some reason, even though I've never been attracted to pirates,
I couldn't wait for you to shiver my timbers. Eh.

(55:45):
For me, it was love at first sight. Or maybe
I was high from the high amounts of chlorine. Oh
maybe at one point I thought if I pretended to drown,
you would jump in and save me. Is that silly?
That is not appropriate?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Scary if he did.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
It, that's why I flopped into the pool and made
exaggerated choking noises.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh no, do you need the car?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
But all you did was look up and say, get
out of the shallow end pools. Not open till seven
tail between my legs. I climbed up the ladder and
dried off on the lounge chair. Before I knew it,
I'd fallen asleep, and when I woke up, you were gone.
I'll try again next week. Maybe I'll dress up as
a mannequin and see if you know how to do CPR.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Dress up like human.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, that's signs sandy.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Maybe like she draws lines around her mouth as if
she's a marionette puppein.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Maybe something more than chlorine.

Speaker 10 (56:49):
And that.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
This next mixconnection is titled you had me at sh
Man for Woman forties Library.

Speaker 10 (56:59):
I knew it.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
The moment I went through the book detector. I laid
my eyes on the prize. You, oh, stocky but feminine
librarian with the hair of a ballerina and knuckles of
an auto worker. I was the light skin gentleman attempting
to check out the masterpiece Joshua Jay's amazing Book of Cards, trick, shuffle,

(57:24):
Stunts and Hustles by none other than the Joshua Jan Joshuah.
As I unpacked my twelve decks of cards to practice
on one of your tables. I saw you spying me, intrigued, no,
I motioned for you to come hither as I attempted
the four hundred card rainbow bridge. Delight.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Oh God, that sounds like a mess.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
In the middle of the trick, I decided to switch
it up and impress you even more with the Mexican
death spiral.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Oh that sounds cool, though.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
That's when the cards betray as the air conditioning unit
above took the King of Diamonds for a ride and
ruined the entire thing disaster. You proceeded to shush me
as I laid on the ground in a pool of
diamonds and spades.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Now is he still not the weirdest person at the library?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I upped the ante by promising you alone time if
you could find the missing face cards somewhere on my body.
You were not amused, as you ushered me out. I
dropped the ace of spades with my number on it.
Oh actually I dropped seven of them. Oh so far,

(58:38):
no call, But I shall not give up that easily.
Next Tuesday, at one pm, I'll be attempting the Bulgarian
Mountain Cross with even more debts. Then, I shall win
your heart gallantly, Yours forever, signed, Garrett.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
The great librarians do not get paid enough to do
with that?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Are your Craigslist misconnections?

Speaker 10 (59:02):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
It must be. It must be a special day here
on this show. Because Brooke wore one of her nice
rental jackets into work today.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
I did a lot of lemons on him.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Brooks, Well, we got a new boss and we're having
lunch with him. Did you never check your call?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I thought you were wearing it because we have a
live studio audience for this and you wanted to impress them.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Well, I already know them, Okay, Yes, wondering.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Annabel goes to school with my daughter their friends and
they won the studio experience at our school auction.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Wow, okay, so this is like a charity thing in
a way. Yes, all right, Well, studio audience, how does
brook look in her rental outfit? Give me some snaps?

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Anybody?

Speaker 10 (59:57):
Wo?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
You got like two out of six snaps there, which
is actually pretty high for a rental for me. Well,
at least they're here to witness you beat up on
Will again.

Speaker 10 (01:00:10):
Who is back?

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
He is zero to two against you all time, Will,
welcome back to the show.

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Hey Will, are you ready this time?

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
I thought I was ready the last two times.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
You're saying who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Well, let's find out Brook's gonna leave the studios. We
can get to the game. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Let's try to get a win for you. A good luck.
Your time starts now. Today is Macaroni and Cheese Day?
In what country? Is mac and cheese known as craft dinner.

Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
Italy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
In eighteen seventy six, who invented the telephone?

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Edison?

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
What's the name of the chemical your body produces to
help you sleep? Oh? Currently? What's the most popular dog
breed in the US? Golden Retriever or French bulldog?

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
The Retriever?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
In nineteen ninety seven, what became the first movie to
ever gross one billion dollars at the box office? We
say when we're talking, okay, gotcha? That's Enough's gonna keep
me to keep saying. Brook is back in the studio now,
and let's learn a little bit more about Will. Will.
You're an uber driver, You've been on three thousand trips,

(01:01:22):
and when our producer asked, what's the craziest thing that
you've seen in your time working, you said nothing crazy.
Although although Will says that he did meet me once
and Will, what was that like? How was I in person?
Be honest? One hundred percent honest?

Speaker 9 (01:01:38):
Here more socially awkward?

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Yeah, he totally is nailed. It was Jeff you, Matt,
did you say handsome? I gutn't a lot of feedback
like that lately from our listeners.

Speaker 9 (01:01:51):
Like everyone says, that's just how I remember it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
I was nervous, awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I am handsome in It's true. It's the lighting in there.
I don't know what's going on. But Brook, it's your turn.
Now are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Your time starts now. Today is Macaroni and Cheese Day.
In what country is mac and cheese known as craft dinner?

Speaker 10 (01:02:11):
Ooh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Canada?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
In eighteen seventy six, who invented the telephone?

Speaker 10 (01:02:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Bell?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Okay? What's the name of the chemical your body produces
to help you sleep? Ooh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Serotonin?

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Currently, what's the most popular dog breed? In the US
Golden Retriever or French bulldog Golden Retriever in nineteen ninety seven,
what became the first movie to ever gross one billion
dollars at the box office. Abraham Lincoln was the tallest.
But who's the second tallest president in American history?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Ronald Reagan? I don't know, presidents is a tall boy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Let's head on over the scoreboard. We're gonna see a
he both did with jose Well. That and a nickel
get your hot cup, a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Jack Squat, Chris Barley, and a.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Man I'm down by the river. Will you got one today?

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
My friend?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Zero healthy optimism?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
And you finally got to tell Jeffrey what you've been
wanting to tell him for a long time after his
trip Brook Yet three carme.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Sorry? Well, all time record goes to and three. Now,
let's go over the answers for everybody. It's macaroni and
Cheese day. The country that knows mac and cheese has
craft dinner is Canada. That's what they call it there.
In eighteen seventy six, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Did we give her Bell?

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
I didn't want to, but digital Jake said yes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Let's do it. So we gave it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
You didn't ask for a full name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Can I have his first, middle and last names? An
inutimant objectephone chairs, Hey, people call me Fox all the time.
All right, He's bell yo, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
The name of the chemical your body produces to help
you sleep is melatonin.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Opposite.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Most popular dog breed in the US right now is
French Bull's. Seventy four thousand, five hundred puppies were registered
last year. Long In nineteen ninety seven, Titanic became the
first movie to ever gross a billion dollars, and Abraham
Lincoln was the tallest president at six foot four. Second
tallest is Donald Trump at six foot three. I was

(01:04:17):
that tall, So will not enough to beat Brooke today.
That's the bad news. The good news is just we're playing.
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Khalid
perform at the Washington State Fair.

Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
Oh that's all was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
I know, real jealousy you were.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Saying, that's really good. Well, hey, thanks for calling in again.
Have I ever asked you what is like the number
one thing that you dock people's uber rating for.

Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
I've only given one person in less than five Stars
just because he made me wait like twenty minutes on
the reservation.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Oh yeah, waiting okay, I was busy at the time,
so well, I don't appreciate that. That wasn't okay. Working
me back, I'm gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time
tomorrow

Speaker 10 (01:04:55):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.