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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, we got a brand new full show for you today.
It's Brooking Jeffrey and you found the podcast. We got
a new loser line. I'm gonna try to make funerals
funny and a phone.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh yeah like that, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh and just we're talking. We're talking about what men
don't care about that women do way too much.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, comment when you think about it. Yeah, I would
love to hear all of.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Our listeners weigh in. All right, what's our comments today?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Like this one from Cindy that says been married to
my best friend for almost six years and his biggest
mistake introducing me to Brook and Jeffrey. She casually played
an episode and my first thought was, what chaos is this?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Fast forward to four months later.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've listened to every second Date, Up Date, Awkward, Tuesday,
Close your call, and what's on your mind?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
He ruined you send help or more episodes?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I had somebody say the same, like I can't stop
listening to everything, like three four episodes of the day.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
I'm like, slow down, you're gonna listen to everything.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Thank you Cindy and your husband.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, I love that we have a new episode
for you, so enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Starts right out.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you guys
remember the great toilet paper shortage of twenty twenty right
after COVID first hip.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Damn, we had to learn to use your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, I just stole it from work.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
Yeah, those were scary times in the studio, clearly.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, Oh my god, what door handle did I touch that?

Speaker 7 (01:23):
Then a couple of years later, spicy food lovers freaked
out over the great sarracha shortage of twenty twenty two. Hey, Hue,
but this new one is gonna rock Brook to her core.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, not if you say if you say wine or chocolate,
She's triggered already.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
Brook.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
It's even worse because right now a new study found
America has a shortage of cousins. You know what that means,
So books, less datable singles out there for her to swipe.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
BT's gonna be like cheese or something.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
It's gonna be a k Alexis holds her hands that.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I cannot believe you just said that, Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Well, it's true. The study found millennial parents just aren't
having as many kids as the older generations were before them.
So now there's just less cousins and relatives.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Is so bizarre to me.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Yeah, it's weird, But the idea is going viral right
now because of a TikTok where a female millennial talked
about the problem and she says, back when she and
all her friends were growing up, there were countless cousins
around all the time at every family event that she went.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
To, Dude, you were excited to see your cousins. It
was like a party.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Now though, her children only have two total cousins on
one side, three on the other. That's it for her
entire family.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I have like six.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Okay, Yeah, it's just really different now. And now that
the great cousin shortage has officially hit the u US,
Brooks love life will never be the same.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Dumb, I've never dated a cousin.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
She only has four?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
That is so gross. No, I have like twelve.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah you know yeah, maybe brook will find comfort though,
when we get to the shock collar question of the
day with our digital producer Jake, take it away.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Famous cousins, Jake, you know, not for me.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
Today, though, we celebrate the birthday of a late night
television legend, Jay Leno.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
You heard about this. It's really good, Jay, My monologue.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
He was the man who delivered singers on the Tonight
Show for seventeen straight years and gave his chin its
own personal ZIP code.

Speaker 10 (03:46):
Yeah, if he.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Was like, he's alive, right, Yeah, because today his chin
would have an Instagram.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Wait, hold on, wait a second, there's another famous jay
who also lights his cake and candles. Today, I'm talking
about the one, the only violent j the face painted
front man from Insane Clown Posse.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, okay, that's.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
Why today, in honor of these two iconic jays, we're
gonna do a special who said It?

Speaker 11 (04:23):
Edition of.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Dear twenty.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
You're so loving you want to pass hour? Yeah, you
guys say number one through twenty. I'll give you a
memorable quote. You just have to tell me was it
said by Jay Leno.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Or violent j Oh, that's gonna be hard.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
We'll start with the woman who's Insane Clown Posse is
what she calls the group of guys in her list
of unread Instagram dms.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
That's Alexis twelve.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Number twelve. Alexis. Your famous j quote is don't forget
about Mother's Day, or as they call it in Beverly Hills,
Dad's third wife Day did j leto say that or
violent Ja.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, so I'm going show host or a clown wrestler.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
They're like, he's like a poet of the dark world.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, okay, that.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Wasn't really poetic what Jake just said.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, j Leno says Jay Lenot handle on this game.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
So I was Jay Leno.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Brook, it's your turn, all right, I'll go number seven.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Seven Brook.

Speaker 9 (05:35):
Your famous J quote is I don't need therapy. I
got a haunted house in my head and every room's
got a disco bomb. You don't use that violent Ja
or Jay Leno.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't consider myself a total juggalo, but violent Jo
surprisingly nailed that.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
I know j Leno head he went through like a
depressive era for like three seasons. Leno did, so it
was close a shared quote, probably Jose.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Seven to twelve are off the board.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
All right, let's go eight.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
Your famous J quote is my heart's like a pinata
at a funeral, feat up full of candy and nobody
knows what to do with it. Is that violent J
or j Leno?

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I Mean, all I can think about with Jay Leno
is his monologues.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
And I used to, you know, watch that I used
to remember the jokes and like a good writing or whatever.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Are you really struggling with this one?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
I cannot imagine him working this into okay, so I
gotta go with violent j.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Hose is violent Jay?

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (06:36):
I can't believe you guys are getting incredible Jeffrey. Let's
see if you can continue the streak. Number three, Jeffrey,
your famous j quote is the crime problem in New
York is getting really serious. The other day the statue
of Liberty had both hands up? Is that violent j
or j Leno?

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Well, it could have been a violent j quote from
one of his songs, like at your hands up like
a statue of liberty. You're a real juggalo. But I'm
gonna have to play it safe on this one and say, Jeef,
it's probably a J Leno.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, we're gonna do too good on this JA right.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
I don't know how I thought you guys would get
some of these wrong. Alexis three, seven.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Eight, and twelve five. All right, Let's see if I
can tricker here.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
Alex I asked the devil for a sign, and he
sent me a chuck E cheese receipt from two thousand
and six, which honestly explains a lot. Is that TV
late night host Jay Leno or violent rapper Violent J.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I just I need to hear this in a song,
like I need to hear.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
This. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Put someone say cloud next running playlist?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Can we play it next?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Can we play I'm gonna go. I don't even remember
his name, Violent J. Violent J.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
She says, Violent Jo.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
I'm here, dill shocked. All right, Brooke, make you a deal.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
You get this one right, I'll take the shot, and
if you get it wrong, you have to get shot
the number one. Oh, I got you on this one.
They said laughter is the best medicine, so I laughed
at the apocalypse. Now I'm patient zero with a balloon animal.
Is that renowned comedian and par collector j Leno or

(08:21):
former professional wrestler Violent J.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
These are all zingers. We are cracking up by so hard.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I actually didn't even hear the end of that quote.
I think I'm gonna stick with Violent J. I'm sure,
but I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Double locking it in.

Speaker 12 (08:43):
Triple locking it in, said Violent J.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The shot.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
I'm blown away by this. I underestimated all of you.
I have lost today's edition of.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Twenty Yet that means Jake is getting shocked and since
there are no insane clown posse songs that we could
legally sing on the radio instead, someone texted Empire state
of Mind by Jay Z in New York, Dreams of Maid.

(09:26):
Happy Birthday to all the Jay's out there. We got
a phone town coming up for you right after this.

Speaker 13 (09:32):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
You ever look over at another driver on the road
and seen them picking at a full charcouterie board.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, jeff I mean no, you've driven next to me.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yeah, they exist. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
I asked because a new report found a whopping seventy
two percent of people say they've eaten while driving, and
some have tried some pretty risky meals on the road.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
No, Brook and I are like this.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, I got to be like handheld.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I it's salad yesterday I did.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Yeah, she's got a cup system.

Speaker 14 (10:08):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Because you have to have a handle the whole bit.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
People people have mentioned eating a full rack of ribs
behind the wheel, a bowl of hot soup, even crab
legs with a little butter dish for dipping. You gotta
have the butter forget it.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
How do you warm up the butter?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
You just need to learn how to drive with your knee.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
What else besides food is distracting us behind the wheel?
Eighty six percent of drivers admit to being distracted by
technology on the road, usually their phones. But they're all
probably listening to our podcast, so I give them a pet. Meanwhile,
twenty seven percent of drivers admit to working on their
appearance while driving, meaning changing clothes, putting on makeup, shaving,

(10:52):
or painting their nails.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I've never done that one. I have done the shaving before.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
And with gen Z drivers that number jumps up to
fifty percent. Wow, we're superficient.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You've got a multitask and I always got to change
a put makeup on in the car. I try to
do the most, Like at the stoplight, Yeah, yeah, say.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
You're a hero for that.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like the mass era you have to wait until you're
at a full see.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, But like the eyebrows I could do while driving.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
You know, but here's a new distraction that's becoming bigger,
creating content while driving. Seventy people do that all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm like, what.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Seventy four percent of people say the most embarrassing distraction
that they have is when you're filming videos or taking
photos of yourself for social media while behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I mean that is such a trend, like people talking
while they're driving. Yeah, the tar light is nice.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, do that it really once in a while where
I'm like, hey, guys, check out the stream tonight or whatever.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
I'll think about it on the road and I'll be
at a stoplight. But then this then the traffic will
start going.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, recordings a passage while we do that one.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
So I think the overall takeaway is the roads pretty safe.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to go back to the train.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
But Laser Stories coming up right after this. It's the
radio segment that's coming out with a new product just
in time for summer called she Glow. She Glows a
self tanner made from ground up Cheeto dust, so you
can give your skin that sexy, bright orange sheen that

(12:22):
everybody loves to see. Actually like cheos, she glow dangerously, Bronzie,
did you have flaming hot confidence? Today? With Laser Stories
the segment, I re read weird news stories from around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got
a laser. Those other pale fails just don't. This first

(12:43):
laser story is out of the United Kingdom. A thirty
six year old man named You and Valentine woke up
a couple months ago and realized that his car had
been stolen out of his driveway.

Speaker 15 (12:54):
Hey, nobody got.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I always questioned if I would know it immediately?

Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yeah, and realized your car was missing?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Like, no, I knew would be gone, but I'd be like,
did I leave this?

Speaker 13 (13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I get a friend and bar away.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Wit you mean you like, admitted to yourself and call
the police.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, see glass on the ground.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Oh you mean smart?

Speaker 7 (13:13):
It was a black Honda Civic, and he was gutted
because he really really liked that car. Oh man, So
he reported it and did all the insurance paperwork, but
sadly it was never found. So he went to buy
a similar replacement and found one over at a used
car dealership about an hour away for twenty six thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It wasn't nice. That's a nice Civic. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
Well that's when things started to feel really strange because
when he drove off with it, he noticed there was
stuff inside, like a piece from a tent that looked
exactly like his tent.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Also some candy wrapper bars that were the exact same
candy that he liked.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
And this would be like Brooks, you know exactly how
many candies.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Even the GPS already had his home assents. And that's
when Ewan realized he just bought his own car.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I'm sorry he paid for.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
The car that had trash still.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
In it, but it was his trash.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
He told the local reporter that he nearly crashed because
he was in such shock and that his hands were shaking.
So Ewan took it to a dealership and they confirmed
that it was indeed his vehicle.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
The police couldn't believe it either. It sounds like the
thieves did all the cloning work to change it and
they change in and then after that they sold it
to the used car place, which also got duped.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh no.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
As far as we know, there haven't been any arrests,
and Youwan is still in the process of trying to
get his money back.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
He can't do that.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
He's gonna pay fifty grand for.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
He told the news that he doesn't feel triumphant, more
like he did something a bit stupid.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Would have done the same. I probably would have just
never noticed.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah, he was like, wow, it feels great. It's already
got my home address, half.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
A candy bar, and the cup holder fun. This next
Lazer story is out of Texas. Thirty three year old
Teresa Isabelle Bernal volunteered to help out at her child's
fifth grade school party. She was in charge of the food,
so she brought little containers of jello in paper cups.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
And you wanted to be easy to deal with.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
And everything was good until twenty minutes into the celebration,
when two teachers tried the jello and realized there might
be alcohol in it.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Jello shot what wait for kids?

Speaker 7 (15:53):
They weren't positive because the red, blue, and green jello
was covered in whipped cream, so they called in a
few more teachers to give him a taste.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Hold on, let's get the beer bong to try five.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You really know the announcement goes out over the shots.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
We're pretty sure the blue ones.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
After dowbning Moore, they decided to throw the west away
just as a precautions. Giving they threw the rest away
as a precaution, but the damage had already been done.
Nearly kids eat up All of the kids reported stomach
aches and headaches, and one boy threw up twice that day. Man,

(16:38):
another kid passed out on the floor after consuming six
of the trees.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
I feel bad for the guy who was like, hey,
you kids are lightweights.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't feel anything, I know, but the teacher is
also kind of glad that that kid's quiet.

Speaker 12 (16:51):
That kid that eats that mini, it's got the obnoxious one.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
To be fair, it was either gonna be sugar or out.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yet that kid did outlast. Alexis came to drinking jealous shops,
so yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I don't even think I could have them.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Then that's right. So that's when the principal got police involved. Yeah,
Teresa swear she had no idea that they contained alcohol,
and that she purchased them from a sweet shop run
out of a private home. Oh yeah, yeah, nothing suspicious
about that.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
It was in a trailer park, but nobody should be worried.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
But when they questioned the owner of the sweet shop,
she was able to show them the text thread with
Teresa that proved she wanted to make sure vodka was
in all of these jello shops.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Who that's not how you be the cool mom.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Teresa so yeah, she got arrested, yeah, and is now
awaiting trial. As for the teachers, they reached out to
that sweet shop owner for the recipe, but of course
just for the teachers.

Speaker 14 (17:46):
Lad.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Yeah, this next laser story is out of Social Central.
YouTube just turned twenty years old the other day.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Crazy, So it's hard to imagine the world without it.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Yeah, that's that's how long it's been since the very
first video was uploaded onto the site. That's why, in
recognition of this milestone, let's take a quick look at
the top most viewed music videos on YouTube right now.
That's number six, Uptown Funk with Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh, such a good song.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Came out in twenty fourteen, has five and a half
billion views.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Doesn't get old, it, does it.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Number five Gognum Style Number five. That number five Size
twenty twelve hit keeps rising currently at five point six
billion views.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I feel like we need some Gognum Style energy in
this world right now. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Number four Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. That twenty
seventeen song has six point five billion views.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Are these all like mid tempo song bill?

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Not all of them? Number three is See You again.
Whiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Pooth.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah, that's a really good one.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Oh no, boys, put your right to sleep.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't want me to hold anyone.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
We Miss You.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
That came out a decade ago in twenty fifteen, has
six point six billion. Number two, no surprise, Desposito Mosito. Yeah,
Louis Fonsie featuring Daddy Yankee. That has eight point seven
billion views.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
I can't even fathom. What's number one? Does anybody knows?

Speaker 7 (19:19):
This?

Speaker 8 (19:19):
On my idiot?

Speaker 7 (19:20):
The number one? I'm not even gonna play it so
that people would hate me because of it. It's Baby Shark.
It's fifteen billion.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
Count.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is a music I don't count. I shouldn't even count.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
It's got thet dancing Sharks in it.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
There was a kid on my flight two weeks ago
that was playing it out loud from their iPad and
I I've never wanted to violence. Before violence, I never
want to violence. But I might have to buy that
shut off.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
But oh my god, it's crazy because Baby Shark has
almost double the amount of views as Desposito won right
before it.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Crazyeah, it's because all the babies, because all these kids.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
Yeah, I know what you're all thinking, what's this guy's
number on YouTube?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yes, that's where he just hit triple digits, just like.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
His sandal counts. And that sound means Laser Stories has
come to an end of the day. We're gonna do
it same time on.

Speaker 13 (20:17):
Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Some things will always be true. The sun will always
rise in the east. Ice cream will always melt faster
when you're sad. American women always fall for a sexy
foreign accent, and that was never more apparent than when
we heard one American woman who left us a very,

(20:43):
very thirsty message over the weekend. If someone needed a
little favor from you, and that favor involved painting your
entire face bright orange and purple, you'd be curious. What
is this for. We're gonna find out when you hear
all of that and more in a brand new Loser line.
It's coming up right after this.

Speaker 13 (21:04):
I what's up?

Speaker 8 (21:05):
Would you wait a minute?

Speaker 10 (21:06):
Is this the right number?

Speaker 13 (21:07):
It's a Loser line, Come on.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the Loser
line before. It works like this. Let's say someone approaches
you while you're out the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you excuse me, miss, Do you have
a map? Because I just got lost in your Instagram
from twenty seventeen noise Yeah, ok, Google maps, Yeah, whatever

(21:30):
you do? Was this the urge to hawk Alugi and
his IPA Instead tell him his Dandriff covered Polo T
shirt is a huge turn on, and then give him
the digits to the loser line, so hopefully he leaves
an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
Voicemails like this one next message, Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I got Hi.

Speaker 16 (21:50):
I am just leaving this message because I had a
very good time with you last night at karaoke and
I am.

Speaker 14 (21:56):
Fully in love with your act and I'm so bad.

Speaker 16 (22:01):
I just had this because it's just very it's very dreamy.
And I'm sure you, like every American girl probably said that,
but I mean it, and I just I've always wanted
to visit Australia. Actually, Like I'm not just saying that
because you're from there. I always wanted to go, and
like I just hear that.

Speaker 17 (22:19):
It's hot, tan people and kangaroo that's great, and I.

Speaker 16 (22:23):
Just feel like I could. I just really feel like
I could do that and live there and I don't
think that like the snakes and the giant spiders, I
think that would be a problem for me. But you,
if you would be there to protect me, then I
could definitely do it.

Speaker 18 (22:38):
So again, this is the stay and call me when
you get this by a lot.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
Okay, So to recap, drunk American girl meets hot Australian
guy and karaoke offers to live with him in his
home country.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I see nothing wrong with it. Does this happen to
reverse Jeff or Jose Have you guys ever gone to
another country and they're like, oh your American accents?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
No, take me home.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
I'm a man of many accents. Y just blends in.
But yeah, I'm still saying, yeah.

Speaker 19 (23:21):
Hey, Courtney. So I know we were talking about like
space and aliens.

Speaker 14 (23:25):
The other night, and it's kind of funny that it.

Speaker 19 (23:28):
Came up because, uh my, my kid has a science
project and he really needs somebody to be a giant
saturn with like a ring around them.

Speaker 14 (23:37):
So like we have this outfit and.

Speaker 19 (23:39):
He made it.

Speaker 14 (23:40):
It's actually pretty cool. So like if you.

Speaker 19 (23:42):
Don't mind, like maybe you could come over for a
bit and like we could fit you.

Speaker 14 (23:46):
Like I would totally do it myself. But I got
like a company softball.

Speaker 19 (23:51):
Game that day, and it's super important that I'm in.

Speaker 14 (23:53):
It because we're trying.

Speaker 19 (23:54):
To make the playoffs, you know, So if you're cool
with it, I can like float you twenty up and
we'll like just paint your face real quick, just just
nothing too crazy, like a purply orange just you know,
max to the planet. Anyway, it's next Tuesday. You just
seem like that kind of type of good person, Like
you wouldn't bail on a kid, right, Oh, you would.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Bail a kid while I bail on him to go
play company software exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
The priorities job. Yeah, I mean the kid will understand.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Yeah, playoff guy, you can bring home that giant trophy.
It's gonna be all worth it.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
You get a giant trophy for adult softball.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
I mean it's a small trophy, bunch of.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Hey, this is done.

Speaker 20 (24:40):
The guy you gave your number two at the bar
last night, and uh, look, I just need to be
honest about this. So, uh, I didn't really get it
for me because the thing is, I have a twin
brother and he was at the bar too.

Speaker 10 (24:55):
He's a more introvert between us. So sometimes I'll wing
man for him, and uh yeah, so last night he
saw you and he asked me to talk to you
for him, So.

Speaker 14 (25:09):
That was the switch.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
But oh, the positive thing is we look exactly alike.

Speaker 20 (25:14):
So if you were attracted to me, then you'll probably
be attracted to him too.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
But seriously, he does have a.

Speaker 20 (25:21):
Better job than me, and him and I are living
together at the moment, so if you do decide to
go out with him, we might just see each other and.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
A player.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
That's not too awkward.

Speaker 14 (25:35):
But anyway, you should give.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
Him a shot.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
He's a he's a really cool guy. Thanks, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Man, Yeah, why wouldn't the brother be calling? Is this
a thing?

Speaker 13 (25:49):
Twins?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Do you have twin?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Are they identical? You can tell him apart.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
You guys don't think there was like some underlying tones
of double teaming in there, right, Jo, I'm just asking,
I'm asking it.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
That's your twin dream?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
What if she just dates both of them?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Then one's got a good job, the other's a good talker. Together,
you're the perfect one. Yeah, waiting at home to watch it.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
It's the perfect relationship.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
It is a threesome.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Sometimes it just works. Hi, my name is Ron Green.
I was told to call this number at this time
so I could give my.

Speaker 21 (26:29):
Audition to be the automated phone voice for the County
Corn Council.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
I'm very interested in the position.

Speaker 21 (26:40):
I don't know like if I'm supposed to speak to
anybody directly or just like leave a message.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for
calling the County Corn Council. Where corn is our passion.
To report a corn related emergency, Press one for pharm tours.
Press two to learn more about our annual Corn festival.

(27:13):
Press three to speak with a certified Corn representative. Please
press four. Thank you, and I have a corntastic day.

Speaker 13 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Sorry, I've never set like a script or anything, so
I just kind of like freewheeled it. I feel like
I want, well, I would be.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
So many options when you call a corn.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
There's corn emergencies that.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
People need to take care apparently.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean, it's so said he didn't get the job
because he called us instead.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
I know if he hears this, I want him to
be the imaging on our show for the second Date updates.
I want that guy's voice at the start of every.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Single second updates to be Corn tasted absolutely that thing.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Will never be high. And you can listen to Loser
Line regularly at this time every week. Plus make sure
you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. We
got a phone tap coming.

Speaker 13 (28:06):
Up right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
I bet you guys didn't know this. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. But hiring clowns. Yeah, still a thing. Yeah,
look at that.

Speaker 13 (28:18):
Brook.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Your family's proud lineage is being carried on by a
chosen few.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
How do you think that we can afford clown college
for the young?

Speaker 7 (28:26):
It's amazing?

Speaker 14 (28:27):
Got it?

Speaker 7 (28:27):
So when we get a request to mess with a
guy who works as a professional party clown named Funsie,
we said yes please, and we booked him for the
most uncomfortable get together possible. In your phone tap right now, Hi.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
I was given this number from entertainment. Are you James
the clown guy?

Speaker 14 (28:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
My god, Funsie the party clown? Is it is that you?

Speaker 14 (29:02):
Yeah? I'm sorry? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
My name's Betty.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Betty.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Would not oh, I hired you to work an event
this Saturday.

Speaker 14 (29:10):
Okay, they shouldn't have given you my direct phone number though, oh.

Speaker 12 (29:15):
Sorry, sorry about that, but I just didn't want you
to be surprised when you showed up to the address.
Provided I underdn't mean you're going to be my plus
one to a funeral?

Speaker 14 (29:28):
Wait, a funeral?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yes see, my boss really old. Don't worry about it.
But he just passed away.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
What everybody loved him. That's kind of the problem because
there's probably gonna be a lot of crying. Oh my god,
So I need somebody to come in and help lighten
the mood.

Speaker 14 (29:46):
You want to bring a clown as a guest to
your boss's what burial?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
The way you say it, it's making it sound weird.

Speaker 14 (29:57):
That's because it's weird.

Speaker 9 (29:59):
It is weird.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
No, no, no, you don't understand.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You see me and this one coworker, we have a
bet where I get a hundred bucks if no one
cries at the funeral service. And I read on the
website that you do all sorts of stuff like the
unicycle tricks.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Balloon animals.

Speaker 12 (30:17):
Oh my god, if you do those, there is no
way people are gonna cry.

Speaker 14 (30:23):
You're not serious?

Speaker 12 (30:24):
Are you one hundred percent serious? Okay, there's one hundred
dollars on the line.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Are you kidding me.

Speaker 14 (30:30):
I can't lose that, but I okay, so, but I
cost eighty dollars an hour, Okay.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 12 (30:38):
To be honest, it's not really about the money. It's
just I love winning.

Speaker 14 (30:42):
I don't understand, and I'm just assuming the family probably
has no idea if this is happening. That's that's what
it sounds like.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
Well, they will know when you try to climb into
the coffin with my boss.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
That funny?

Speaker 14 (30:58):
How is that funny? How is that money? Climbing into
the coffin with the dead guy?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
You're not actually gonna get in? Okay, just take one
of those little tiny step ladders. Oh my god, those
are hilarious.

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Do you actually know what hilarious means? This is the opposite.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Picture it, Picture it, Lizzen.

Speaker 12 (31:15):
You're not thinking right, okay, because you're gonna be standing
on top of the little tiny ladder like looking down
at the body and making one of those sleepy gesture
faces back to the congregation.

Speaker 14 (31:26):
How is that funny? You're completely messed up.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Come on, I already paid for your services.

Speaker 14 (31:35):
I don't care. Honestly, you need to call company and
tell them this was a funeral.

Speaker 12 (31:43):
Hold on now, hold on, where's the fun silly energy
they described on the website?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
You awfully serious for a clown.

Speaker 14 (31:51):
You're trying to hire me to go to a funeral.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Does somebody need to squirt themselves in the face with
a flower?

Speaker 14 (31:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Got me?

Speaker 9 (31:59):
You go?

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Oh my god, that's actually a great idea.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
What if you use some of the flowers from the funeral?

Speaker 14 (32:05):
And lady what? I don't know what makes you think
like that would ever be okay to do? I'm not
doing it. Don't get anybody else to do it. That's
not okay?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Fine, fine, we could tone it down.

Speaker 14 (32:17):
No, I'm not doing any tricks. Come on, I'm not
showing up to your boss's funeral. This is not a thing.

Speaker 12 (32:23):
How about you just do the never ending handkerchief right
out of my boss's mouth?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Whatever end?

Speaker 14 (32:30):
You're actually crazy?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Got me?

Speaker 12 (32:34):
I am kind of messed up because I actually work
on a radio show and we do prank phone calls
like this one.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
What I'm saying this is actually Brooke from the show
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your friend Mitchell
set you up for a phone tap. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's all a prank.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
This part.

Speaker 12 (32:53):
Yeah, yes, I'm actually joking.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Oh my god, your buddy, as you both work.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
As entertainers of this party company and he wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 14 (33:03):
Hilarious when it's a joke, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Or you need to tap into a market you didn't even.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Realize was available to clowns.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I make funzies getting a promotion.

Speaker 14 (33:16):
I better get a promotion.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
Wake Up. Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
The great thing about dating rock stars is their famously
low drama. What is particularly drummers Tommy Lee, Travis Barker,
Animal from the Muppets notoriously stable, even Keel Dude here.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You seeing me? Animal is a walking red flag.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Jack Well, that's why we were shocked when we heard
a local musician was on a first hangout with a
lady and a tense situation went down involving an unexpected visitor.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I'm sorry, I'm laughing because we were playing a guitar
solo and talking about drummers.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
Yeah, we didn't have a lot of drum system so
what we worked with, but this guy needs our help.
You're gonna hear in a brand new second date update
right after this second date updated. Who is the worst
person that could randomly show up and surprise you on
your date? Your dad?

Speaker 6 (34:25):
I love it if my dad showed up.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Everybody loves my dad too. Yeah, it would suck because
my date would be like, who.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Hang up with whom?

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Ye happens a lot. Maybe your grandma because she made
you a ham sandwich so you'd have enough energy to
last the entire night.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, you're so cute?

Speaker 13 (34:45):
Is really old?

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I don't think she knows which grandchild I am anymore, Charlie.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Apparently it got a little awkward for our listener, Jack,
because he says somebody from his past kind of crashed
his date the other night. And Jack, I've not read
your email yet, so I'm just gonna assume it was
your third grade teacher who gave you a C in handwriting.

Speaker 14 (35:08):
Ms.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Mccrowsky.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
No, it's even worse than that.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Wow that Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
My ax showed up to.

Speaker 13 (35:19):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Is it one of those drama things where it's an
ex who's been following you around and can't get over
you and then just causes all sorts of business. Is
that it?

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Well, it hasn't really happened before, but it isn't starting
to kind of feel that way after that.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Okay, well it was natural, like it just happened kind
of thing.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I guess we have to hear the story, tell us
how it went.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
So I'm a I'm a musician. I played drums in
the band.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Wow. Does that have anything to do with the story
or is that just the flex you wanted to tell
us out there?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I mean it's a good flex.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
Yeah, Okay, what's the setup? Okay, okay, it has to
do with the story.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, So where did you meet the girl that you
were going to go out with? Not your ex?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
So we've actually been talking through Instagram and I've been
chatting with her and seemed like things were starting to
feel like there was some chemistry there. So I invited
her to the show so she can come watch me play.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Yeah, I love having a comedy show because girls are like,
can I come?

Speaker 6 (36:19):
I think it's not sold out?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
Yeah, that's why I invited miss mccrofsky to my concert. Beside, Yeah,
so that she boosts up that hintwriting grade.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But it got weird, great handwriting, it worked.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
You're flexing on the wrong women.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
I know.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
Sorry, Jack, tell us how it went with you and
your concert.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
Well, so before the show started, I was chatting with
this girl. Her name is Andrea. We were having a
good time, and right before the gig starts and I'm
about to go up on stage, my ex walks in.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
This makes more sense though, because it's like a public
venue you're obviously going to be playing. I thought she
was gonna be like crashing your dinner day.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
Yeah, like she.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Didn't know you were going to be there. She knows
you're in a band. Yeah, she's doing this on purpose.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Your band's probably like advertising it on social media, so
it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, how long ago did you guys break up?

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Well, it's been like a year or so.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
So wow, it's like new and old.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
So you're shocked to see her then?

Speaker 8 (37:22):
Yeah, I've like seen her around, but I hadn't really
like seen her face to face or anything. And the
biggest problem was she was wearing the jersey that she
stole from me when we broke up.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Oh okay, this girl's friends need to get her other plans.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, like what is she doing?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Well, clearly I think she knows exactly that she's trying
to do her at least and yeah, clearly he's she's
getting into your head. Dude.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Wait, we're not doing this second date because we're calling
your ex, are we?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Oh no, no, okay, because I was about to feel
really bad about talking so much trash.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
About Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
Okay, Well, so the end of the day, like we
got to hang out after the said me and the
girl I've been talking with While I'm trying to talk
to you guys about.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Andrea Andrea that you met on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
I thought it was Andrea.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
Ya.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
It was classy and I remembered it.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
No, no, Andrea.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
All right, Oh so that is wrong. He's drum so
hearing a little bit.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah I can.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
There's three beats to it.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
So yeah, okay, okay, so you did get someone on
one time with her?

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Yeah, before the show we were chatting a little bit,
but then afterwards we were going to have our meet
and greet where you know, we just have some fans
come around. I spent about fifteen minutes. It took way
longer than I'm meant for it to and she ended
up telling me she needed a bounce.

Speaker 16 (38:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I have fun on a date like that.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
No, it's not fun. I have my experience, the girls
do not like to wait around for you.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
But it's not only that you start to feel lame,
like you start to feel like, what am I doing?
Why am I by myself while this guy is talking
to everybody else? I feel really pathetic right now.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah, and I mean it just continue to get worse.
During the meet and greet, I had to introduce my
ex to Andrea.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Wait did you introduce her as your ex?

Speaker 8 (39:17):
Well? No, but it just sort of came up because
they were talking, and it just became a thing where
I was trying to pull her away and my ex
was sort of being a toxic you know, sort of seeing.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That I bet your ex just ruined your chances. I
mean told her something about you that true or not.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't see them talking a lot,
but when I did see them talking, I just try
to rush over and pull her away, and then before you.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Know it, it's like, oh, do you guys know each other?

Speaker 8 (39:48):
And I'm not trying to lie on.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
The day, But at no point after the show, you
were never able to get alone time with Andrea and
just connect with her.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Andrea not more than that.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
For her because she was like, I just gotta go,
and she just bounced. And then on top of that
all like just a cherry on top. Then my ex
comes back over and offers to give me my jersey back,
and it's bragging about how that's all she's ware.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Oh wow, I'm really trying to get back.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Or she's just trying to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Do we have to ask did you take the jersey back?
Did you hook up with her that night?

Speaker 8 (40:27):
I did not?

Speaker 7 (40:29):
No, not that night. No, that's good, I'm on over. Good.
That's a thing. Well, let's make this phone call and
we'll reassure Andaria that she is one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
How do you say it different every single time?

Speaker 7 (40:43):
What I'm saying, what he says, Andrea almost.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Called her diarrhea.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Whatever, We'll call this lady and we'll try and get
you your second date update right after this second date update.
You're just joining us our listener. Jack was on a
first date that just have going from bad to worse
to Florida bad as it could get. First, his ex

(41:07):
girlfriend randomly shows up to the concert where his band
was performing. She was wearing his jersey, which she stole
after their breakup and ended up speaking to his date,
and who knows what she said to her during that interaction.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I know it was a short interaction, but I bet
she got some damage.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
You know, because it's definitely not a good sign that
Andrea decided to duck out early for the night.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I am so glad you practiced her name eighty times
before we win it.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
I wrote it out phonetically.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Yeah, so make sure I got it right. But Jack,
you just want to redo, like a start over on
your date, right.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
Yeah, and not at a concert. We're gonna go get
drinks or do something a little bit more normal.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Yes, at the bar where your ex bar tend, show
up where she works.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Definitely start bartending that night.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I mean that's what sucks is you were trying to
kind of not show off, but like show her something
you're really interested in, and then it totally backfired.

Speaker 21 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Yeah, I just felt like a Murphy's Law night. Everything
went wrong one.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Well, everybody hits rock bottom at some point, and for
a lot of people, that's when you're on this show.
So only places up from here. Let's give Andrea call
and see if she picks up you ready.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Yeah, let's give it a go out.

Speaker 22 (42:24):
Okay, Hello, Hi is this Andrea?

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Yeah, Hey, you're on the radio right now with a
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Why why I like it? Are you right to the point?

Speaker 7 (42:50):
You sound a little scared, But you don't have to
be because this is a segment. It's like a friendly
thing we do call the Second Date Update, and we're
trying to help one of our listeners get back in
touch with you after you went out the other night.

Speaker 17 (43:03):
Okay, but if I'm not answering, why would I want
to talk to them now?

Speaker 22 (43:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, you may not want to. I think it's more
that we're trying to figure it out why.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
Because the guy is really confused after your hangout. His
name's Jack. You went to his concert? Well, and I
guess con confused doesn't necessarily the right word. I think
he knows the night didn't go perfectly.

Speaker 14 (43:29):
Well, yeah, no, it was super awkward.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, we'd love to hear. I mean, your side of it, right, And.

Speaker 17 (43:37):
I don't really know why I tell you that it
seems okay.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Well, here's what we know from Jack. He says that
you were supposed to go to his concert. His ex
girlfriend randomly showed up uninvited and basically caused a scene.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Not a scene, I mean she introduced herself.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
And that's a scene for a guy.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I mean it was definitely a full moment for him
and like super regrettable. He wishes that he would have
done something totally different for your first date.

Speaker 17 (44:06):
I mean, I don't know it was I was really
excited to see his band and see him play, and
it just seemed like it got more awkward as the
night went on. Like I don't know he he just
seemed really sketched out by the whole thing, but also
kind of still polite to her. It was very strange polite.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I mean, wouldn't he have to be polite? What do
you want him to be?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
You don't want to see a man yelling at his ex.

Speaker 22 (44:31):
Women.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
And I mean he is working at the same time too,
Like he has to put on a good face to
do the show.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
He's a rock star. I don't know how polite. It's
like he could spit on someone and.

Speaker 17 (44:40):
Be like thank you, What do you mean, Oh he
was flirting?

Speaker 6 (44:46):
What flirting?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Wait, flirting with you his ex?

Speaker 17 (44:51):
Yes, Like he introduced me to her and like it
seemed like their vibe was still very slurty.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Really, are you sure, I mean, okay, I don't think
that you were overreacting, But is there anyway maybe you
were being a little sensitive just because of the situation,
which would be understandable.

Speaker 17 (45:09):
I mean maybe, but I don't think so. Like she
cornered me in the bathroom and she's like talking about
how he's.

Speaker 14 (45:17):
Still in love with her.

Speaker 17 (45:19):
He's wearing his jersey and talking about how he gave
this to her at the end of the relationship and
then still open a door. I don't know, Like I
didn't really know how to respond to her at all.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I could totally see why you wouldn't want to see
him again because of the drama she started, but she
sounds unhinged, Like that is definitely not not it.

Speaker 17 (45:42):
I mean I was actually thinking that, like maybe she's
the wacko. You know, she's got this ulterior motive that
wants to get back with him.

Speaker 14 (45:49):
But this is the worst.

Speaker 17 (45:51):
Part in this whole thing, and really what makes me
not want to go out with him at all. What
she was telling me about his nickname for her her
and how she can't.

Speaker 14 (46:01):
Wait to be his.

Speaker 17 (46:03):
Cockatoo or I don't know, some songbird and he was
calling me that during our Instagram Like.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
No, it's like his babe.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Yeah, cool dude.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
It's also just weird to give you a name before
even meeting you.

Speaker 17 (46:19):
I mean, I thought it was cute because it's a
songbird and he totally played it off. But he obviously
does that with multiple women.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
That's okay, I mean, but that doesn't mean that he's
a bad guy. It just means that he's uncreative.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
Yeah, before this gets any more awkward, I should just
tell you this, Andrea, that Jack is listening on the
other line waiting to talk to you.

Speaker 17 (46:43):
You're joking, right, like he's not really on the phone.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
No, No, that's kind of how this whole thing works. Jack.
Are you are you there?

Speaker 8 (46:51):
Yeah? Hey, hi, Andrea?

Speaker 17 (46:53):
Oh why would you embarrass me twice? Like that night
was awkward? And now I'm on the radio talking to
strangers about you, like this is weird?

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Well, first of all, I wanted to apologize for the
way that night went, but you wouldn't even answer my
calls to let me do that, so obviously I'm mad.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Yeah, I think they start with the apology Jack instead.

Speaker 8 (47:15):
Of well, that's not Obviously, she just showed up right
and she's telling you things that aren't true.

Speaker 17 (47:21):
And yeah, but she didn't lie about the nickname. You
called me that from like our third day of talking
and made it seem like it was so special to me.
That's like major ick man.

Speaker 8 (47:32):
Yeah, I mean, but out of all of the cockatiles
out there, you are my favorite one.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
Wow, that's got to feel good.

Speaker 17 (47:45):
I'm not buying it.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Sweet. Are you buying that he isn't interested in his exo?
Does it that part? Do you buy?

Speaker 17 (47:52):
I mean, I totally believe she was a psycho because
she was giving me crazy eyes honestly, but psychos attracts
psycho so it just doesn't give me a good vibe.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
But look, I was listening when she told you that
I gave her that jersey. She stole it from me
when she broke up with me. I mean, I'm trying
to be polite with her because she's crazy. She's gonna
key my car and light it on fire if I'm keep.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
My car or light it on fire. I don't want
to deal with that.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
I'm sorry to Some people could see it as like
Jack is such a great boyfriend that it drove her
to madness. With how strong and wonderful the relationship is,
she's unwilling to lose it.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Okay, But honestly though, like there's psychos don't always attract psychos.
Like there's people that want to see the best in
others and they run past the red flags. I mean,
we've all been in relationships with somebody that was some
level of crazy.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Right, we're definitely not just talking about ourselves here, right.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
No, I'm just saying, like, he can't be labeled psycho
just because he had a psycho X. That's all I'm saying.
I don't think that's fair.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 17 (49:01):
Well he has bad judgment then, because why would he
go out with her? I think he dated like a
year with this girl.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Yeah, he's a rock star. He doesn't have time to
make great romantic decisions.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
The good psychos are cycle at first, it's slowly.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Yeah, yeah, it's a slow burn into psychosis.

Speaker 17 (49:16):
I don't I don't want to go out with him.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
You didn't even give me a chance to offer a
free date on us.

Speaker 17 (49:23):
But well that should tell you that I don't really
want to.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, we're here.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
I think I got you too, Jack, Yeah, I feel
like that's my out. Guys.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Maybe you can make like a sad rock drum song
out of it, you know, use it as fire for
your next kid.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Yeah, I need a second solo.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Maybe alert security about your girlfriend.

Speaker 14 (49:47):
Thing.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
I don't know, it sounds like she's still into it.
You always have another option.

Speaker 10 (49:52):
Home with.

Speaker 8 (49:53):
I mean, at this point, if she just keeps showing up,
maybe I'll just take her back. Who knows.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Yeah, that's just if you love a bird, you have
to let the cockatil fly free, and if it comes
back to you, that's the sign.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And cockati is a terrible pet name. Think of something else.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
I kind of agree. You got to work shot that one, Jack.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
I mean, guys, I've got two cockatils in my life
and one's just blown away and I don't even know
if I want to keep the other one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah, you're in a cockatil mess.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Two cocka tiles in the hand is worth one in
the bush.

Speaker 13 (50:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Sometimes you're the statue, sometimes a bird sitting.

Speaker 13 (50:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
You're a rock star. You don't have these kinds of problems.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
You're right, guys, I'm just gonna get back out there.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
There, You.

Speaker 15 (50:36):
Right, to meet girls for show looking Jeffrey in the Morning, Man,
when are we going to get people on this show
that say, you know what, I like the drama.

Speaker 7 (50:47):
I need more chaos and excitement in my life. Bring
the X back for our second date.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Let's get three x's in here.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Where are those people? Because everybody these days is so
a'ma avoidant. Yeah, it just it really messes with our
content for the show.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Point like stability.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
Who wants that?

Speaker 5 (51:07):
No, you know, this is literally why reality TV dating
shows thrive. Yes, for these we got a rock star
and then ten random women, one of them.

Speaker 14 (51:16):
Is his X.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Have you noticed on those it's all the same people.

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Too though, it really I mean, look, I'm excited for
all like the happy, stable people out there, but we
need drama heavy content to post on our podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah. Well, maybe he really will get back with his
X and then they'll be an awkward Tuesday phone call
about maybe the jersey that I mean, there's still potential
with this guy, that's right, we can dream.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Hopefully he'll be back to be on our podcast, which
is available online wherever you get yours at Brooke and.

Speaker 13 (51:44):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
There's a saying that says men are from Mars, women
are from Venus.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh yeah, not like a book from the seventies or something.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Alexis, what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (51:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I thought it was like men go to do you,
but her to get more stupider.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
I mean, I think all that is true.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Okay, that is.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
The fact blood dummies over on Jupiter. But I think
what it means. I think what it means is that
men and women are different, not just physically but emotionally different,
psychologically different, just very different. And a new study came
out that might prove it because it found the top

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things women find mortifying or embarrassing that men literally don't
care or think about. Ever. Oh and I'm sure the
men and women in this room are going to fully
agree on all of it.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It's like we always do jazz.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Yeah we do.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
When you say I'm right, I agree.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
Team harmony coming up right after this. In my experience,
men and women pretty much agree on everything. It's brooken
Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm not just talking politically.
We're on the same page with so many other things too,
Little things even like how many pillows belong on a

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bed If you.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Say to get out.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Okay, say that until you get enough pillows on your
bed and you're like, this is amazing.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
I agree with that. Also, when to stop and ask
for directions always on the same page.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Then as direct.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
And what a woman means when she says I'm fine,
it's two thumbs up. You don't ask anymore, She's fine,
alexis for agreeing with me there. But I will say
there are a couple things guys and girls don't see
exactly eye to eye on. It's rare. But I only

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know this because a popular publication came out with a
list of things that most girls think are mortifying, but
dudes literally don't care about.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
It's funny because even you're saying that and like, it's women, Jeff,
it's not girls anymore.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
But sure, Yeah, I had said women a bunch of
times before, so I was just trying to switch it
up and use a different words.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Don't say females.

Speaker 7 (54:13):
It just feels weird. Yeah, okay, okay, Well let's get
into the first one where women don't like when other
people see your house not being perfectly cleaned.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Oh I'm trying to get over that, honestly, Like it's hard.
It is a hard thing to get over, to invite
people over when your house isn't spotlight. It's so true.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
When you're a kid, your mom is always the one
who before your friend's over, is like, help clean.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
The house, not your dad.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I don't think my husband can even see dirty.

Speaker 14 (54:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Like it's like it doesn't register with him.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
He's like it looks fun to me.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
It's like, yeah, come over here, I'm behind the laundry pile, over.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Step over the pile of bills.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
It is true.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
There's always a boyfriend that's like, honey cleaned, and the
girlfriend's like, this isn't clean.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
Yeah, I push it into the corner. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Also, sneezing.
For a lot of women, sneezing a lot or loudly
is not okay. In fact, someone actively hold their sneezes
in so that it doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I like a little petite sneeze, yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
I I've been around girls.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I hold it though, and then men just do it
louder and louder. We were just talking about this the
other day. I say it gets louder and louder the
older men get. For some reason, at.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
A certain point, it like turns into a competition with yourself.
When you have like a sneeze attack, you're like, Okay,
if this is gonna go on, I want to see
how loud I can go.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I swear to god, we're gonna reach a point where
my husband sneeze and my ears rubs start bleeding because
it is so muchious.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
We're looking at a list that found some of the
things most women find mortifying but men absolutely do not
care about. Okay, and I know for sure this one
bothers Brooke re wearing the same outfit or being at
a party and wearing the same outfit as someone else.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Oh it's someone else.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
And then there's that moment like do you address it
or do you just let it act like it didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I care less as I get older, like people play
it off better.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I feel like, like, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Cute draft, good style.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
I feel like with guys, we're like, oh my god, dude,
same shirt, black key.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
One of my favorite tiktoks is when people give like
all of their friend circles, they get their husbands all
the same shirt and don't tell them.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
They don't tell them, and they all show.

Speaker 12 (56:19):
Up to the restaurant in the same shirtlarious.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
Differs like no, you did, what about acne? Flare ups?
Or just like one raging pimple.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
But I feel like everybody hates it on themselves. Is
anybody like, yeah, I'm so glad it broke out today.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
You're saying men don't care about acne.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
It doesn't bother them when they break.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
My husband still has like PTSD from having it in
high school.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Really, guys don't know the power of concealer.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I've always said, if they could market make up correctly.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Assume Jeff isn't wearing coalers.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Doesn't know what is.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
We're looking at a list that found some of the
things that most women find mortifying men don't really care about.
Another one is eating a lot and finishing your entire
plate women. Apparently most women don't like the image of
like them having eaten a whole lot in front of people.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
I just think, like you had to. My parents always
said finish your place. They're starving children, So my whole
life I finished.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I'm definitely a man on this.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Brook eats other people's place too when she's done with
her own.

Speaker 13 (57:29):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Of course I do it.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Definitely saves other people's left over I've never once been
self conscious about how much food I've eaten, if anything.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Proud.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
Yes, what about this going to a celebration without bringing
a gift for the hosts?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I mean, I definitely didn't do that in college, but
as you did, people tell me to do it.

Speaker 16 (57:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
It's definitely something you learn as you grow up.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
The gift is me, no, my presence, the gift of
denying something.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I don't even go over to my best friend's house
without bringing something just to.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Hang rail wine at least.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yeah, something for the wine, dessert.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
Toilet paper as long as that's not unused, Yeah she
needs Okay, all right, this is going to be easier
for me. Then next time I visit somebody another one
is audible. Toilet blasts. Women self conscious about it?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Men said that.

Speaker 12 (58:25):
You're talking about not the toilet making noise, You're talking
about that person.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Oh god, that is mortifying.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
Yeah, I can't even imagine.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I can't do anything in the bathroom unless no one
else is in there in our shared bathroom.

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Oh man, I'm over here making harmonies with the dude.

Speaker 20 (58:42):
I know.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
I was in one where somebody let one out and
then the whole bathroom started laughing. It was a big
bonding experience for everybody.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
That happens in a girl's bathroom. It is dead silent.
Nobody says it can.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Contact afterwards. And finally, one things that women find mortifying
men don't care about. They say, small boobs or asymmetrical boobs.
It's something women worry more about than men actually care about.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I feel like this is more true like fifteen years ago.
I just know more girls right now getting their boobs
out yet out than getting ones put in.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
I've seen that too.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
Yeah, I thought you meant like taking the mat. I'm
just showing them up. Jeff you gotta stop. Is not
doing good things for you. Screw then men would start
to care about it. Those are the things most women
find mortified that dudes literally don't care about.

Speaker 13 (59:44):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Well, the Summer of Brook is off to kind of
a rough start here. Oh man, you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Don't get to name a Summer of Brook job, It's
not up to you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
The car is parked on the side of the highway.
Someone has removed all four wheels, the steering wheel is gone,
and a troubled team has spray painted the words old
bag on the side of the vehicle. It's kick her
while she's down. They said, I'm not an old bag.
That's what that team believes because you are on a

(01:00:24):
two game losing street, and you know who wants to
take advantage of that is today's challenger, Janiqua. Because Brooke
is giving away victories like candy on Halloween.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
I can't wait to take mine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Finally, put the spray paint down. All right, that was
an uncalled for insult.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
The thing is, Janiqua is zero and three against you
all time, so she's hoping to finally make her way
into the winner's calling today. How are you gonna do it?

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
I'm just gonna play because it sounds like it's already
been offer games. I'm just gonna play.

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
Down.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
Oh my god, what happens?

Speaker 13 (01:01:03):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I just electrocuted myself on the microphone.

Speaker 18 (01:01:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
The radio gods are frowning on from all angles.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
My headphones down, my arm.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Wow, this is a sign from the universe, Brook that
you need to get out of the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Bamaker's acting uplot.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
Sry your facemaker's working function. Yeah, anyway, Jenn, Let's do this.
He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:01:38):
I'm ready?

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Jay Leno celebrates a
birthday today. Is he in his seventies or eighties?

Speaker 11 (01:01:45):
Eighties?

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
In the Dictionary, the letter S begins the most words.
What letter begins the least?

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
See what actor played Professor Klump, Doctor Doolittle and donkey
Eddie Eddie Murphy. A crossbreed between a zebra and a
donkey is called what. Today's NFL footballs are not made
of pigskin. They're made from the leather of what animal?
What are the first three words of the Declaration of Independence?

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
Oh my gosh, the founding fathers were in a mood.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
Oh my gosh, it's totally dripping right now.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Like that, we'll get Tot's freedom.

Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
Let's bring Brook back into the studio. Oh, there she is.
Oh that was a good time. Now, Jana, I'm just
gonna ask, what do you think about possibly starting a
Facebook group for people who have beaten Brooke before?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
And I know only two members right now.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
No, I know the limit is like five thousand usually
per group, so we probably need to open multiple.

Speaker 11 (01:02:58):
Groups for this a manager of all the group.

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Yeah, you're willing to help me out with that, Janiqua,
thank you so much. You really are a total doll.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
You're like a real life Internet trol. Right now, Jeffrey,
give me a question, really.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
I go brook, Yeah, your time starts now. Jay Leno
celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his seventies or eighties?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Ooh, seventies.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
In the Dictionary, the letter S begins the most words,
what letter begins the least? X? What actor played? Professor Klump,
Doctor Doolittle, and donkey Eddie Murphy. A crossbreed between a
zebra and a donkey is called what donkey. Today's NFL
footballs are not made of pigskin. They're made from the

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leather of what animal cows? What are the first three
words of the Declaration of Independence?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
We the people?

Speaker 12 (01:03:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Kind of like Janiqua's answer.

Speaker 17 (01:03:50):
Better.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
But let's go over the scoreboard to see how you
did with Jose.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Thank your shirt, Jeniqua, you got too correct today.

Speaker 14 (01:04:01):
Zero.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
It's a good game. Well done, you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Got six zero.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Your words, Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Dude, I'm voting for the Summer of Brook where she
sixty in a row. It is the journey starts today
with one victory. Jeniqua, I'm sorry your all time record
goes to oh to four. But let's go over the
answers for everybody. Jay Leno celebrates a birthday today. He
is in his seventies. He turns seventy five. Yeah. In

(01:04:36):
the dictionary, the letter S begins the most words, the
letter X begins the least. Apparently only around four hundred
words start with the letter X. The actor who played
Professor Klumb, Doctor Doolittle, and Donkey was Eddie Murphy. A
cross breed between a zebra and a donkey is called
a zonkey. NFL footballs are not made of pig skin.
They're made from the leather of cows, cowhide, and other materials.

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And the first three words of the Declaration of Independence.
I'm sorry they're not. Oh my gosh, it is we
the people. Yeah, very close, Jan so good work on that.
It was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just
for playing, we are going to give you a pair
of tickets to see Shadow Force in theater, starring Kerrie

(01:05:17):
Washington and Omar Si along with a promotional prize pack
from lions Gate Pictures.

Speaker 11 (01:05:24):
Yay, guys, all.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Right, we're gonna we do. We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks,
same time tomorrow

Speaker 13 (01:05:29):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning