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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you got a full hour of a brand new
show for you that's starting right now. It's Brock and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Thank you so much for being
here Monday. I gotta say today's Loser Line was packed
with just wild voicemails. The guy with the tattoo request
that you'll hear in just a second, and then the
ASMR lady. Yeah she was too much for me. Not
good ASMR guys, Just so you know, I don't know

(00:21):
that there is good after listening to that. All right,
you'll hear it in just a second. But first, we
always love to start the podcast with highlighting some of
the best comments of the week and weekend. What do
you got Alexis?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, Christy Reyes said, I first started listening to you
all since twenty eighteen while I was in prison, and
I haven't stopped listening.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
My morning start with you, or my day is all
off center. Thank you? Are the prisons using us as punishment? Yeah?
To listen to us?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh no, well, hey, even if you are, I'm glad
you stuck with us afterwards.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thank you, Thank you. I love it too. Hey, leave
your comment, make sure you like and subscribe, and thanks
for being here the brand new show starts right now.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
You all know I'm the only one on this show
who actually cares about fashion. Broking Jeff in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You have like a uniform, Jeff, you were the same
hat sometimes backwards you have a dad I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, sorry, does my confidence clash with your insecurity right now?
Because if you think back to the spring, I was
the only one covering that picture of Harry Styles in
Berlin where he's wearing red short shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Wait, the only one in the world covering it.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
No after I reported on Harry's fruit of the Zoom
disco thighs that spread like wildfire all across the internet,
everyone was talking about start the trend, Jeff, I'm the
one that made it cool. And that brings me to
the hot fashion trend of this summer.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Giving us Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
This year, I'm predicting men's bottoms are getting even small
and maybe it's because of the Walton Goggins electric yellow
speedo from the show White Lotus. I'm sure you guys
all saw that.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, just think yellow.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I'll show you that that photo is my computer background
screen right now. Myself and GQ both agree this summer's
number one hot trend is gonna be straight dudes in speedos.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh yeah, I don't know why. Ben don't always were
these Like sometimes I look at how much fabric is
holding you all down in the water and how you
can swim welines too.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yes, sure, and now that I've said it's cool, it
will be cool. Give me a little Australian Brazilian coastline
action this July and I'll show you photos that'll make
your jawge rap.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I love that streatment are always the last to any
fashion party. You know, it's community for a long time.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well, it's big in this community now because the idea
of the new modern man is evolving and in seams
getting smaller.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Last year was hot rap. For this year straight speedo
Boy Summerhayes both even you heard it here, sir, you
heard it here. First, bring on the speedos and now
let's move on to the chackcollar question of the day. Yeah,
with my first nominee for Speedo Boy of the Year,

(03:20):
that's our digital producer Disrobe and ask away please.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Almost one hundred years ago, a new product hit store
shelves for the very first time.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
It was a new.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Grocery item that would forever change the lives of the
average American. Oh and TV ads over the years. They said,
you can put it on your chips, you could melt
it over your popcorn, and if you're low on fuel,
you might be even able to drive with it if
you put it your gas tank. But I'm talking about
none other than velvedachees, babe.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I remember my mom used to get this every once
in a while as a special tree, and I'd be so
exciting to.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Make the dip with the I thought that was my mom.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I just ate this stuff straight. It was so to me.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
It was so Maybe this is an easy question.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
But if I asked the room right now, is Lvita
more or less than fifty percent real cheese? You guys
would says or less right? Actually classified as pasteurized prepared
cheese product.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
There's milk in that.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
But what about some other popular grocery items. You'll have
to tell me. During a special more or less edition
of plenty of twenty. Fuck, I'll give you a popular
food product. You just have to tell me if it
contains more or less than fifty percent of real ingredients.

(04:44):
You will start with the woman who was paying just
over fifty percent attention during my lead in. That's all Alexis,
thank you for the effort, Alexis. How about a number nine?
Number nine, Your food product is Jiff peanut butter. I
need you to tell me if a jar of Jeff
contains more or less than fifty percent real peanuts.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Is good?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Fifty is a lot, though it's a lot of hydrogenated oil.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
And when you open up a jar of Jiff, you
have to think, like, does it smell like peanuts? Yeah,
it smells like peanamut, like Nutter butters.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I always get the healthy peanut butter, and then when
I go back to Jeff one day, I forget how.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Good it is, you know, like, oh yeah, I commit
myself the healthy stuff is like equal and it's not.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I know it's not a lot of peanuts, but I
still think it's more than fifty percent.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
It says more than fifty got that right, Despite the
added sugar and oil's peanuts are the first and main ingredients,
making up well over fifty percent. Brook, it's over you.
Nine is off the board.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Now commit ourselves again.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Let's go too.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Number two.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Brooke, you're from idahos perfect from you. Your food product
is instant mashed potatoes. Our box mashed potatoes more or
less than fifty percent real potato.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Listen, where I grew up, we don't have potatoes. We
got them all from wash Tip because I was in
the top half of Idaho.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
There's no potatoes up there, very bottom.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
But my mom is from Oklahoma and she loves instant
mashed potatoes.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
We would use it up in the attic as insulation.
You could just sprinkle it all over the Actually, it's really.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Nice think that there's probably just a lot of starch
in those. I think it's probably more just by a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Please, he says, mashed potatoes are more than fifty percent potato,
Yeah they are. They're actually mostly dehydriant potatoes at least
eighty percent for flavor and texture.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I don't realize that Jose two and nine are off
the board.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Let's go lucky number seven.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Number seven, hose your food product is fruit roll ups
more or less than fifty percent real fruits.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm pretty sure it's Scotch tape was shut.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Do you remember the eyed ones.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
The ones with tattoos for your tongue you could poke
out little fingers out in the middle.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
They like out foot. The fruit roll ups are longer
and then they roll out into.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
A kind of square.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
But still there's no way that was all real fruit.
I have to be the first one to say.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Less j Jose says fruit roll ups have less than
fifty percent real fruit. Yeah, I was most contained zero percent.
They're flavored with sugar, corn syrup and artificial ingredients and
very Jeffrey, we've gone three for three.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Were over to you lucky number twenty, number twenty the
last one, Jeffery, your product is cool whip.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Is cool whip more.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Or less than fifty percent real cream?

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Oh man, that's like almost ice cream.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Nobody's denying that that's processed, and like it makes me
feel like it's definitely not real Because you see it
on sale for under ninety nine cents at the store.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's not expensive. I use it as I use it
as frosting on my kid's cakes. Yeah, a little cool whip.
Sometimes we'll pull a little cream to memph in it,
make it mint.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
Flavor, make kids.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I just picture them churning these out at robot factories
with foam going everywhere. Yes, less than fifty percent.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Jeffrey says, Less.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Nailed it around two.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Percent real creep. It's mostly water hydrogenated oils and corn
syrup and no real dairy cremer.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I didn't know there was any dairy in it all.
I thought it was mostly It's perfect for the lactose
intolerant crowd.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Unfortunately, you guys went four for four, which means I
have lost today's edition of plenty of twenty.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yes, Jake, it means he's gonna get shocked while singing
candy Shop by fifty cents perfect. Go for it when
you're ready.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
I'll take it to the candy shot. I'll let you
lick the lollipop. Go ahead, girl, don't you stop. You
go until you hit this.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I almost have to believe some of that. That was
your shot collar question of the day. We got your
phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. And you guys know
I'm a celeb gossip dude.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Every time you bring up celeb gossip, it's always like
two weeks old. Yeah. Stresses me out.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Lately, though, I've been keeping up with all the sticky
celeb goss. I don't worry. I'm keeping it on the
d L for everybody. Man, this music just fits my
profile so well. Though. Let's take it down a bit, though,
so I can talk about.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
This, Okay, entertainment reporter Jeff.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
If anybody knows anything right now, jury's still out on
how Justin Bieber's doing. Am I right? Fam? For years
I d k about the beabeseen His wife Hayley, though,
I think she's doing more than fine because I just
saw in the news she sold her skincare brand for
one billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, and there's not very many items in her Spauty
brand line.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
It's it's because she just came up with it in
twenty twenty two, called Roads Skincare, like three years ago.
You know what I did in twenty twenty two. I
bought this hat. That's all I did. She made a
billion dollars I spent sixteen.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Hey, but maybe you could also talk to Elf Cosmetics
and see if feels buy it from you.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Is that the new company that bought her?

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, popular because I didn't know the name, but I
did learn that she's still gonna be the chief creative officer,
head of innovation and strategic advisor.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
How many times is she going into the office.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Not anymore, not that much once well Brook, when are
you going to launch a makeup line to get our
show out of its crippling debts?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Man, as soon as I start wearing regular makeup regular, we'll.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Get on it. Because I asked Chad GBT what your
makeup line should be after I put in a photo
of you and all of your personal photo. It gave
me a few suggestions which I think you should consider strongly.
The first smudge and sin.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
It feels like what Catholics do on like ash Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Okay, maybe not that. Okay, how about this instead of clinique,
trash chic.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's kind of fire joke.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, if you want to go to the family route,
cousin kature.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Attracted to the people who matter, that's right.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
And finally, last one, glam dumpster. That's the best way
where beauty and chaos collide.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Or Glumster glumster colors, trash Panda.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've done the hard part for you coming up with
all the brand pretty good. Maybe instead of merch a cause,
we do trash chic for a cause.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I feel like there's a really untapped market in the
trailer parks of my youth.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yes, so think about it. Brook more groundbreaking innovations coming
up with laser stories. We'll do it next. It's the
radio segment that's bringing two of the powerhouse beverage names
together for one classic summer drink. It's Lagroid Gatorade mixed

(12:30):
with Lacroix. All the electrolytes, none of the flavor or satisfaction.
See zip it all through laser stories. It's a segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser because
are the first queens. Just don't. This first laser story
is out of Virginia. Woman named Christine Connell's trending on

(12:52):
social media after taking her ex boyfriend to court over
a situation that happened quite a while ago.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
To listen to the audio during her deposition, we dated like.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Seven years ago. I've had a persistent sinus infection ever since.
He and I stayed in a hotel one night after
I had surgery and he farted terribly.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Stop it. Yeah, she's saying that he farted so bad
it destroyed her sinuses.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
You heard that right. Christine claims she had a sinus
infection that's lasted the last seven years because her boyfriend's flatulence.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Could that actually happened.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Jet, that's what she thinks. She also says in the
hotel he ripped one so ranked she never smelled anything
like it. Yeah, come, yeah, that's what boyfriends do.

Speaker 10 (13:43):
They was almost to comfortable at some point around each other.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, no, you don't want to be that comfortable ever.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Ever, Ever, Christine didn't say how long ago they broke up,
but shortly after the situation, she developed a sinus infection
that stuck with her ever since. Doctors could not figure
out what was causing it, but she recently had a
culture done and the results showed she had E. Coli
in there.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Why has a new fear just been a latch for me?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
What are Christine's thoughts on that development?

Speaker 11 (14:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
How does that get near sinuses unless you have a
boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you are forced to inhale
it because you are immobile after ankle surgery with a
straight face.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Though, The question is it even possible? And the answer
is maybe.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
What.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
We haven't had an actual expert way in on this,
but it sounds like it could happen if the conditions
are just right.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, listen. That means no more Dutch ob ins, all
of you.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
She said in a follow up video that antibiotics haven't
knocked it out yet and she might need surgery called
a nasal scrape.

Speaker 12 (14:52):
Yeah, can you in the jury discussing that?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
But I feel like she brings us up on all
of her current dates.

Speaker 13 (14:58):
Good?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Can you fart real quick? I gotta test something.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, kill me. The lawyers like to do re enactments
a lot of the time just to show what happened.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
I can't wait due three of them get pink eye
in someone's.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I'm actually want you he did? The snackt Leger story
is out of Federal Way, Washington. Fifty six year old
Donald Hale came back from a thirteen mile run the
other night, popped a melowtonin and fell right asleep.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That sounds kind of dreamy, that sleep.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
It does, But he was sleeping so deeply he didn't
hear the two smoke alarms going off in his apartment.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Oh that deep, deep, deep sleep.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
My daughter sleeps through it when our smoke alarms go off.
And if the batteries are dead or some of the accidentally.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Well, that's when his pet, a bearded dragon named Spike,
sprang into action. Oh yeah, here's a picture of Donald
with his little pet Spike on his shoulder. There.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh, he's just little guys.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
So sensing dang, Spike crawled over to Donald while he
was snoozing and used his very long tail to whip
him right in the face. He sprang off the couch
and ran to see where the smoke was coming from,
opened his bathroom cabinet, and flames erupted. Wah, So he

(16:21):
grabbed a garbage can, filled it with water and put
it out. Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
God, the whole building could.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Have burnt down, and apparently someone in the apartment above
him had dumped something down the drain causing the fire.
Who Afterwards, Donald said Spike couldn't barker yell, but the
bearded dragon managed to make the loudest sound he could
by banging on his face. And Donald is forever thankful
for that Spike. What's next? Donald plans to reward his

(16:50):
hero lizard by taking him on a vacation out of
the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, the desert area, so that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's next to Azer stories out of Snack Central, Ny.
If you're getting a little treat at a gas station, well,
let's be honest, you aren't getting anything healthy. No like
cut apple slices with peanut butter, freshly baked kale chips.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Well, can we talk of the gas You gotta get
some keen wall guys.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, the only thing I get when I'm being healthy
at a gas station. I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna get
sun chips.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Yeah, nuts or something.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I say it because there's a new list of America's
favorite gas station snacks, and here they are, along with
the average price for him number seven. Jose mentioned it
the other day as an underrated snack bugles.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
People are popular.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
It's the number seven most popular gas station snack. Average
price three dollars sixty two cents.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
I got call them underrated?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, I mean the fun part is putting them on
your fingers and then eating them off.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
And I think they people didn't like them until you
brought them up on the show.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Hey, I'm a big enough food I'm yay. I'm starting tread.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Number six favorite gas snack Snickers hasty about dollar eighty five.
People love them.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
A little bit of Snickers, A balanced candy bar.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, really good.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Number five who doesn't love a big bag of checks mix?
Average price almost four bucks, but totally worth it. Number
four taketos. Yeah, the ones like on the rollers actually
are really good. Gas station price around a dollar ninety nine.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Risky.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I don't know if they're common all over the country,
but you guys know what corspitos are.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
It's like the same thing.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
The keys with the nacho cheese. Those are so good.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Number three skittles and number two Rice Crispy treats.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
I'm sorry the store.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Ball ones don't hit right for me.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
In the package?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
You don't like the ones that are made professionally. You
like to make your own?

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Yeah, the ones at home.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Everyone was on the same page on.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
The I don't know why you were like your anti
rice Krispy trees.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Just have your butler making it.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Do taste better. But the number one favorite gas station
snack that was voted on by ten thousand Americans, what
is it is the tough guy food beef jerky.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
It just feels right.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Best food for a roads.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Is like options. There's like four or five different brands
and fresh ones.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
If you find the ones that have the locally made
you open.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
It and they like, oh.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, and that reminds me. I tried feeding our little
guy some jerky the other day. He thought he was
a cowboy, and then he asked me for chaps for
Christmas this year, Dole. Look for him to be sporting
a new outfit soon. But that's how means Laser Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
There are a lot of seductive noises that a woman
can make to drive a man wild with lust. Oh
my goodness, Brook will demonstrate one of them right now.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Go ahead, I don't have like a noise, not a word.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
Huh oh wow, question mark, Okay, onto your boyfriends after that.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
But one woman decided to try making a different kind
of seductive noise while leaving a saucy voicemail. She called
it as Mr.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh, I didn't think about that angle.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
We called it w T s A. You're gonna hear
it in a brand new loser line that's coming up
right after this.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
You Is this the right number?

Speaker 7 (20:52):
It's the loser line.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Goodbye.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before. It works like this. Let's say someone a
coaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pick applyinge on you. Hey, doll, you want
to know my favorite beverage. I'll give you a hint.
It's mount and do.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And dud.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Whatever you do, resist the urge to pour your drink
right down his pants. Instead, tell him he's the most
charming meathead that you've ever met, and he should call
you sometime to hang out, and then hopefully he leaves
an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
Voicemails like this one.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yo, Hey is this leo?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
My boy gave me this number.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
He said, you do like custom tattoos and stuff out
of your garage, right, And I'm trying to save up
some money, but like what I'm looking for is like
a chess tattoo or my dog Maverick. No, I can
like text you a picture of.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
Him, but I wanted to be like, you can add
a rainbow, you know, and then like the rainbow turns
into this file staircase and it like winds up the
side of my neck up to like a little Taco
bell logo behind my ear, Like he feels me, not
really sure what that would cost, but I've got like
a couple of gift cards like bass Pro.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
So I mean, hopefully we can figure it out.

Speaker 14 (22:17):
Man.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Just let me know, bro Peace, you don't.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Think they usually work like you get a fishing pole,
I get a neck tat.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
That's yeah. I'm guessing whatever place that is, they totally
like sterilize their needle guns and do everything up to code.
I don't know if better business Gurea does like a
plus plus grade, yeah, but they would get it.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
My friends Ac and Trooper in ninth grade, you used
to give themselves tattoos. Oh yes, maybe it's these guys.
Maybe they've moved into the little finger tattoos. Maybe it's gotten.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Bigger, the opposite of a real tattoo shop. They refuse
to stencil anything.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, we're just gonna we're gonna wing it. Good luck
to us.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
From the other day. So I think you could probably
tell I was going through something when we met, And honestly,
in any other lifetime, I probably would like never ever
have called you because we're just more in different leads,
we're in different levels, and I'm sure you know that,
Like there's no way you didn't sense that while we

(23:20):
were talking, right, But it's kind of your lucky day
because I'm on a spiritual dating queans right now, and
my guide says I need to go on three terrible
dates on purpose to like flush out all the terrible
energy right out of my chakras. And honestly, I just

(23:41):
think you could be one of those like lucky guys
that can help you with that.

Speaker 13 (23:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
So I mean, obviously nothing physical that's gonna happen, but like,
I'll let you take me out to lunch, I'll let
you pay and whatever. See where the wind takes us,
as long as it takes us somewhere like really bad,
because it does have to be a bad date. But yeah, okay,
this is a really good opportunity for you, so don't

(24:07):
go under it. Don't be it dumb, dumb and text
me next message.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Damn, Well, what a missed opportunity?

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Do you think?

Speaker 10 (24:15):
That guy literally called his mom and was like, this
is the biggest day of my life.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
I have an opportunity.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Listen to this girl's voice. It's so hot.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
What's amazing is I bet you actually got three other
guys to agree to that.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Some of us are on a spiritual dating cleanse for
the last ten years and doing nothing but terrible. We're
stuck in it.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, it's just stuck.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Wherever you are and your dating life, your personal life.
You can always listen to our favorite Loser lines our phones,
apps and second Dates on YouTube, also on TikTok app,
Broke and Jeffrey and anywhere that you get your podcasts. Now,
let's go back to the clips.

Speaker 15 (24:56):
Next message, dude, Oh my god, it is amazing. Thank
you for the juicing tip, bro juicing everything now everything
tastes better, juice, berries, bananas, yogurt, like even juice tastes better.
Would you double juice it like a British filter for juice? Man,
Come over tonight. Let's juice together. I've made sure it

(25:20):
with some dinner food, so like maybe cooking some burgers,
thrown some quetchup, mustard pickle, you know the work, and
then we can have burger shake. I mean think about that,
a burger shake. We canna have hot dog shake. Oh
my god, I'm so glad you gave him your number.
You are, like Jesus is juicing, so get out here.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Come on, I will say, like a triple purified juice
went through a Brita filter sounds.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Elite if it's hot dog water.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah, I mean I feel like if you guys are
thinking about I'm thinking this guy's not taking juicing far enough. God,
where's the Thanksgiving dinner smooth?

Speaker 9 (26:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I would make the whole process so much easier and
way tasty.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Ribbon and potato.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
Oh, to make it a little thick, bring your juicer
into the office.

Speaker 14 (26:16):
We gotta try this next message. Hi, Rob, you said
you were into a SMR, So I thought i'd leave
you a little ear smack. Oh do you hear that
that's too long? Sharp? Bang together in your kitchen drawer? Also,

(26:45):
I'll just eat this. You hear that this is my
wine glass that I desperately want to be drinking out of.
I can't because it's the only thirty seven. When I
drink before you, I might speak anyway, Yeah, drop.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
My neighbors don't like when I drink before you.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
That was a ten thirty seven in the morning voicemail voice.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
You never related more with a woman ever than when
she said that.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Ye, so glad you describe what those sounds were. I
must be terrible at SASMR or whatever. So I'm like
I thought that was your lips backing together a microwave, whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
It was, it was super soothing.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I feel like I'm drunk just listening to And.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
You can be drunk listening to the Loser Line regularly
at this time every single week. Make sure you subscribe
to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page two, where you
can hear all of your favorite loser lines. Right there,
we're going to do a phone.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Town freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And it's fun when
a bride gets to go out of town for a
bachelorette party, oh so much. She's drinking, dancing with her girlfriends,
having the time of her life. Meanwhile, the groom, he's
at home plotting something special, oh sending us an email
to prank his beloved.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Bride to be such a good gift on a bachelorette party.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
He tells us a very important piece of information, which is,
even though their ceremonies less than a month away, they
still haven't picked out their first dance song yet. Oh, ines,
So let's step in and help her out with that.
In your phone tap right now, Hello, Hey, I'm looking

(28:44):
for Daphney. This is what's up? This is Scott. I'm
your wedding DJ from Star Entertainment.

Speaker 16 (28:52):
Oh hi, how are you?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
I'm chilling. I'm chilling anyway. I went over the playlist
with your fiance. Yeah, he told me that, right, He
did say that. Both of you, though, weren't sure about
the first dance song.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
We wanted to make sure that it's not like your
everyday you know, generic first dance song. We wanted something
a little bit different.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Unique, Been there, done that.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Don't need to hear the same stuff over and over again.
I got you exactly. I just went ahead and I
picked out something for you.

Speaker 13 (29:24):
Oh you did.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
I did. It's going to be super sweet, very sentimental.
No dry eye in the room.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (29:32):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Picture you and your new husband dancing me on the mic?

Speaker 13 (29:38):
Oh okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
For coming to Daphne and Kyle's wedding. We are so
happy that you're here with us today. But even though
this couple is happy, a lot of misplaced dogs aren't.
I've abandoned. They're confused, they're scared. What for just sixty
three sense a day less than a stale croissant. You

(30:03):
can help a dog like Muffin, get the belly rubs
an organic kibble that she deserves, and then I'll flash
a photo of Muffin up on the screen and everyone's emotional.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
No I know what, No, no, no, that's not the
direction I was thinking at all.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Okay, I'm not clear, uh, because I'm tugging at the
heartstrings of everyone in the room right now.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Yeah, this is our wedding and you're talking about displaced dogs.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Was that you hate animals?

Speaker 13 (30:38):
No?

Speaker 8 (30:38):
I love animals, Okay.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Because you don't want to raise money for them, because
you could with this song. Daphne and Kyle are so
thankful that you could all be here. Your cash donation
into my empty DJ hat will provide treats and tiny
beds shaped like sharks. Some of you might say, who's

(31:01):
a good boy? This is not a don't give money
right here right now? Then, no one is. No one's
a good boy.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
I am one hundred percent not on board what you
trying to get people to give money to dogs at
my wedding.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Daf death, sweetheart, I need to be honest.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
My name is Daphnie, not.

Speaker 17 (31:22):
Daf got it, Okay, So, Daf this is an important cause.
Daphne exactly we need to act now before another dog
is forced to wear a Halloween costume from last season.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
You understand that, right.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
It doesn't even sound like the dogs you're talking about
are injured or hurt. It's almost like, are they what?

Speaker 13 (31:41):
Out of style?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Okay? I don't think you're listening closely enough. For example,
this is Barkley. Oh my god, it hasn't been petted
in over four minutes.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
You're not listening to me.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
He's confused, no, mildly inconvenienced by a squirrel. He just
can't read.

Speaker 13 (32:00):
Turn it off.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Find it in your heart and especially in your wallet,
to donate to these wonderful dogs. Tern Daphne and Kyle's
first names.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
Playing the song like you're gonna convince me to say
yes to this, Dude, every time you play it, it
just gets worse.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
How is it worse? I didn't even cover the fact
that right now, thousands of dogs are living without artisanal snacks.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Like I said before, the dogs that you are trying
to get help for, they don't need all that joke.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
No memory foam dog beds shop, not even one of
those puppaccino things.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
You don't need to be doing this at my wedding. Wow,
all right, yeah I said it.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
No, I heard you. It's just your fiance Kyle one
hundred percent signed off on this idea and pitched it
for this prank phone call. We're doing what cause you're
actually on the radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. My name is jeff We're doing a
phone tap on you.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Believable.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
I was thinking I was insane or something like. It
is all making sense to you.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
You are insane if you don't find it somewhere down
deep in your soul to reach into your pocket and
pull out sixty three cents. A dog named Buster is
going a full day without being walked around the entire
block just halfway down the street. Won't do Buster deserves better,

(33:29):
and Daphney desperately wants you to contribute everything you have.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
No, I don't weak up.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Every morning was fun tap weekday mornings on the twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
We all say things in life that we later regret,
Like three weeks ago, when I complimented Brooke on her shirt.
She has worn it into work now every single day
since then. You don't like it, I'm saying I regret
saying it, and one of our listeners also wishes she

(34:05):
could take back what she said eleven months ago to
a guy she went out with. It took her almost
a full year to realize her giant mistake.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I can't wait till you apologize in a year.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
We'll see if I come to that conclusion. We have
to decide is she worthy of another chance with this dude.
We'll find out what she said in your brand new
second date update Next second date Update date. In terms
of the amount of time it takes between the first
date and the second date, what do you think is optimal?

(34:39):
Like three to four days? At least a week?

Speaker 6 (34:43):
You don't want to go back to back?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Maybe two weeks? Is that pushing it too long?

Speaker 7 (34:47):
I think?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Okay, because for our listeners last.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
You're like out of town.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
It's delicate though, because you don't want to lose the momentum. Yeah,
that's the hard part.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Well, for our listener, Amanda, she's going on eleven months.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh wait, we need to tell her to move on
at this point?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Well, hold on, because she says she has a good
reason for that. Okay, so let's talk to her. Amanda. Thanks,
for being on with us. Start at the very beginning here,
tell us who is this guy and how did you
meet him?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
And how do you remember his name after eleven months?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yes, if he waited eleven months to get back together with, well.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
His name is Jordan, so you know it reminds me
of basketball, so I cann't forget him.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Wow, this is nuts. Eleven months ago you went on
a date with this guy?

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (35:41):
I did?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
And where did you meet him?

Speaker 12 (35:44):
I met him on hinge?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Okay, and she was.

Speaker 12 (35:48):
Very nice, like our interactions were kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Actually, are you sure you're remembering right since it was
so long.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Yes, because usually I won't go on a date with
them unless they're funny.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Okay, he checks nice and kind of funny.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
I know, you find out he was funny.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean I wouldn't match people whose prompts are all serious.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
That's actually yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (36:10):
You know, I don't want to be with someone who
is boring.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Okay, nobody does. What did you guys do for a date?

Speaker 14 (36:16):
So what?

Speaker 12 (36:17):
We ended up going on a coffee date? And yeah
that's my thing.

Speaker 9 (36:23):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
That's good.

Speaker 10 (36:25):
Then that's good because sometimes if I from a guy's perspective.
If a girl says coffee date, that means I want
to be very slow.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I just want a quick fit.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I always feel like it's I'm not sure if you're
hot from your picture. Let me see you in the daytime.

Speaker 12 (36:41):
Well that's the face time. But we've moved past that.
So okay. We met up, and I kept thinking, like, honestly,
like I don't know if this guy is in my league,
Like there was something what do you mean, like in a.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Good way or a bad way?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah, under your league.

Speaker 12 (36:58):
So I know this sounds like maybe stupid, but I
just thought he could dress better, Like I didn't really
like his style.

Speaker 10 (37:05):
You know that's actually really I actually have friends and
I'm sure I'm in the same boat where like you realize,
we don't really know how to dress up than the
way we.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Always Here's the thing, clothes are always fixable.

Speaker 13 (37:17):
That's true, I know.

Speaker 12 (37:20):
But I made a comment about the crocs, and I'm like,
I don't know about that cross.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I don't know. I mean, I don't think it's nuts
to show up to a coffee dabrugs.

Speaker 12 (37:30):
You know, you girls, It's just I'm a weirdo. But
I guess I was being judgmental because you know, he
was so humble and nice. I'm like, get out of
your head, like it's the style. I like, I can
fix him, but I don't want to come in like,
hey we need new Ardrokes.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
That's a first date, yeah, second or third day. So
I mean, like the bond that you had with him,
like personality wise, did you feel that?

Speaker 18 (38:00):
So?

Speaker 12 (38:01):
I don't know. I just didn't feel like the spark,
you know, like the fireworks you know when you meet
someone you're like, ooh.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I thought you've been pining over this guy for the
last eleven months. You didn't even like him the day
you hung out with him.

Speaker 12 (38:14):
So here's like what happened. So basically, at the end
of the day, we gave each other a hug and
he was following up with me, texting me at a
whole bunch and I just felt like I didn't want
to lead him on.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
That's actually really kind of you.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Well, what did you say before we start praising you,
how kind you are?

Speaker 12 (38:38):
I just said I didn't feel a spark, like we
can be friends, but like no romantic interests.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, okay, And how do you take it.

Speaker 12 (38:48):
I think this is why I can't get him out
of my head. I think because he just says I
think that you're a great woman and whoever ends up
with you as a lucky man, and his response is
just so gracious, almost made me cry, touch my heart.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
So that he was nice and not mean at the end.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Being rejected specifically, that's got to be hard for a
guy to be like, oh, you don't like me, but
you know what, I wish the best for you.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's top three most common response.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
That is response.

Speaker 12 (39:18):
When I've done it before with other guys, they just
react so like immature and they honestly like try to
get me harder, they start texting me more. It just
makes it weird and awkward.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Really, No, if it's me, I'm just giving your number
to one of those like scam call centers and having
them spam you than crying about it. Yeah, I'm not
going to try to fight for Yeah, well you reject me,
then I'm going to get you a million scam calls.

Speaker 6 (39:42):
It looks like I got thirty percent off your internet.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Now, she just said you were There was no spark.
It wasn't even excuse me.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
You don't have to double down. That hurts, But it's
nice that he was so gracious with you. That's pretty
cool and.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
It should be what's expected.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
That happened. That happened eleven mon months ago, and now
you're reaching out to us, Like, I don't understand what's changed.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
I just can't get him out of my head. He's
like looking there like super glue. So I don't know.
It's like kind of awkward to like reach out. I'm
kind of shy now and I feel bad for rejecting him.
So I really need some help because I feel like
I was kind of judgmental. That makes sense, and I'd
like to go out with him again.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I mean it is going to be hard to come
back from saying there's no spark, Yeah, right, Like it
means you're going to have to put in. It's a
little extra work eleven months, Like do we know if
you're single it's possible?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Well, we need to call him to find out. This
is definitely different than what we would normally do in
this segment.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
But remember this person.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah, we'll call Jordan and be like Amanda has decided
to slum it and go down a level from where
she normally would date to go out with you one
more time.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Have you got rid of those crocs? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:54):
You can't improve that. Yeah, we'll see what he has
to say when we do your second date up after
this hold on second date update. They say the best
things in life take time. That's true, Like an aged
bottle of wine, medium sized wheel of European cheese. Jeff

(41:19):
putting together a dresser from Ikea with just two of
the legs missing.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I don't know, but I still have extra screws.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
And of course finding the right person to date, not
just a good one, but the right person. And it's
taken our listener, Amanda eleven months to come to the
realization that that guy could have been the one in
the coffee shop the day that she rejected him.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
You know what else?

Speaker 10 (41:47):
They also say, Jeff, timing is everything. Yes, maybe they
needed at eleven month break.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
So it's possible all the things could align, The timing
could be perfect today because she wants us to help
her get a second chance with Jordan's You know.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I think it's sweet. I think it shows that you
have a lot of growth from eleven months ago. You know,
like months ago you were judging somebody's clothes, not you.

Speaker 12 (42:10):
Today, right, No, I'm not as superficial broke. You're right,
but I need you to help me work my magic.
Like I'm in a vulnerable say I'm lonely and I
just missed Jordans and I just think that you guys
can help me.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Okay, okay, well we're willing to do that. I'm just
glad that we're talking to you over the phone so
that you can't see what Brook's wearing and be able
to judge it likely wearing crocodiles on her feet.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I will say I love the houses where I was like,
this is I've done better.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
We've matured from that immature girl that she was eleven
months ago. She can't even see.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
She just knows because I have zebra panther on.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
So it's like I got zoo together.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Wow, Joe, exotic b.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I love this bonding time that we're having. But we
got to call Jordan here and hopefully he picks up.
I'm gonna dial his number right now here we go, Hello,
Hey is this Jordan?

Speaker 16 (43:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yes, you may ask.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It was such a dad joke.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Ask you just.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Having normal conversation.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
He can ask you.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
This is how bros conversation. Yeah, okay, well, thank you
for politely asking that. To answer your well, if you're
still there to answer your question, we're a radio show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning with high brow comedy.

Speaker 16 (43:57):
Yeah, okay, And what is this in regards to?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Oh, this is actually in regards to a woman who's
been trying to get a hold of you. Well, actually, yes,
she had.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
It's the usual.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Not sure if you'll remember this is a woman named Amanda.

Speaker 16 (44:16):
Uh, you know there's a lot of Amanda's.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Right, fair, Okay, Well, this this is a woman that
you went on a date with eleven months ago, like.

Speaker 16 (44:25):
A year ago, eleven months ago copy date?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Mm hmm, I'm probably was it like.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
A hinge date?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, oh she did tell us that.

Speaker 16 (44:39):
Okay, yeah, I think I yeah, I remember Amanda. Yeah,
we grab coffee, right, okay, a.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Long time ago, that's right. What else do you remember
from your time with Amanda?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
It's probably wasn't much time since it was just coffee.

Speaker 16 (44:52):
But honestly, I just remember her ditch.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Be What do you mean, like when she said she
didn't want to see you again?

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (45:01):
That? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (45:03):
Yeah, Like I mean I've been turned down before, so
you know, I'm kind of used to it, buddy, definitely
was expecting this.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Well, can I just tell you, Jordan, the thing that
really stood out to Amanda about you was how graciously
you handled her rejection over text. Okay, you said something
like you're an amazing woman. Whatever guy ends up with you,
he's going to be so lucky, and you like just

(45:33):
wished her well.

Speaker 16 (45:35):
Oh yeah, you know what, I think I wrote that
with Ai.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Actually, oh wow, it was good. It was good feedback.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
That's a good idea to put that day.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I first, I had been quick on my feet still
for Amanda. It was a big moment and you know
how like sometimes women aren't as emotionally mature as us
men are. She has taken all this time and realize
that it's possible she made a huge mistake in turning
you away, which is.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Kind of sweet.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Oh maybe she said that.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, yeah, basically, yeah, she actually has even said she's
really been thinking about you a lot.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (46:16):
I mean, honestly, I don't know what to say. This
is like the third time that's happened this year.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
What's happened?

Speaker 14 (46:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (46:29):
You know, I again, I'm used to rejection, you know,
so Weirdly enough, a lot of these girls they reject
me end up calling me back say like, hey, maybe
we should get another shot.

Speaker 12 (46:41):
Woa.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Oh this isn't the first time.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
No, are you complimented by it? Or is it like
almost kind of a backhanded compliment?

Speaker 16 (46:50):
You know what I mean, I'm more surprised than anything.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Yeah, Like, how do you take that personally?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Well, if you want to be the most surprised, here's
a shocker for you, because Amanda is on the other
line right now, listening to this entire conversation hoping to
jump in and talk to you.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Amanda.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Surprise, surprise it to me?

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Hi, helloha, how are you.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Exic I'm good.

Speaker 16 (47:22):
H good to hear from you again.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Yeah, you're excited to hear from me.

Speaker 16 (47:28):
Uh, I mean it's been a while, you know. Uh,
it's definitely a surprise, you know.

Speaker 12 (47:35):
I feel so awkward. I feel like I'm stuttering and
like I don't know. But yes, I'm very nervous to
do this, and I'm glad that Ai was able to
help you out. But there's no Ai. Yeah, I mean,
you know, thinking about his words before speaking. So it's
not like me like I just kind of was impulsive

(47:55):
and was superficial, But I hope that we can maybe
see each other again.

Speaker 14 (47:59):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 16 (48:00):
Whoa why are you like asking me out?

Speaker 8 (48:04):
Or is this is this?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
What this is?

Speaker 12 (48:07):
I mean I needed their help. Yeah, it might be
like a little crazy. It's been like almost a year, right,
and maybe you can have amnesia and dementia about what
happened in the past.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
What a nice to want? So that was a lot, Jordan.
I know that she kind of dumped on you there,
But you have anything that you would like to say
back to Amanda or ask your AI what to say.

Speaker 16 (48:36):
Back to be honest and man, it's been a while
since I've seen you or seen your picture.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (48:45):
One way that I really jogged my memory is, uh,
do you.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Still have that nice But.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
You didn't out.

Speaker 14 (48:56):
Well.

Speaker 12 (48:56):
So I was just telling them about these beer pants
that I'm wearing, and I could potentially send you a
selfie if he's lying.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Work for Zebra pants make it look bigger.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
It's like an optical illusion. Ask you for a friend.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
You know, I messed up, So I'm kind of like,
you know, clean flight here I come Zebra.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
The clean slate includes picks, so it's like you're a
winner right now, Jordan.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Yeah, Jordan, she's she's apologetic for how she treated you.
She's still got the same features and all the things
that you liked from the first time you met up.
So at this point, we'd like to offer to send
you and Amanda out on another date, and we would
pay for it.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
At this point, I feel like we're interrupting a date
on the phone right now.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I know, saucy, but Jordan, it's up to you.

Speaker 16 (49:50):
I mean, if she's cooled me seeing the other two
girls they rejected me and her being the third, I'm.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Open to that. Hair on the rejection Amanda. Now the
ball's in your court.

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Heavens, No, you know this was nice, but now I
cannot handle that. I'm too jealous. No, I want you to.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It's going to be a little competition for you, you know.

Speaker 12 (50:10):
See if you know, way ho say, I'm not that desperate?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Are you ditching him now? Twice in one year?

Speaker 12 (50:17):
I was just hoping that we could be at just
one on one monogamous, not you know, a trio.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Oh okay, we're missing it.

Speaker 10 (50:24):
Well, hey, come up with a good AI goodbye to
her and she'll probably call you in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Man, he'll have six leftovers points.

Speaker 16 (50:31):
I guess I'll type one up and I'll say it
to you later, Amanda, check.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Your text message day.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
My god, he's like the rejection king.

Speaker 16 (50:43):
I hope he will have a nice life and a
nice day.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Oh wow, oh your melting hearts right now. Jordan's hang
up so.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
We can all call him back.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
I think the lesson that we all learned from that
is you can let a nice butt in zebra print
walk away and still be gracious about it.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's right. Yeah, it was a good lesson. It is
shocking that she was so surprised. Yeah, like, I'm worried
about her choice and people to go out with if
they're ye so.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Rude, it would yeah, totally, But it would be funny
if she does text him though, in like a couple
of weeks or a couple of minutes after that call ended,
just to like give him a third chance.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I mean, she's going to go on one more date
with a guy that's a jerk and then yeah, yeah,
but the.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Way they were flirting on the phone for a minute,
I thought for sure they were going to go out
with it.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I thought it was a yes before we even ask.
I know, maybe we should have stayed out of it.
Maybe that's the problem.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
It was yes, he just said to the team.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
She said no.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
But that's the thing about love. It's weird and unpredictable sometimes,
and you can find lots of weird love by listening
to our podcast on YouTube on TikTok's that's right, Yeah,
all of our episodes a second eight update are there
at Brook and Jeffrey, designed for your ocular pleasure.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
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the way people experience lust, passion, and prolonged flirty eye
contact with the pharmacist at Walgreens. Oh my gosh, it's possible,
introducing Craigslist plus the og dating app with zero algorithms,

(52:40):
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hooking up with that vagrant who soiled himself on the
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your Internet browser for life. Wow, you are welcome. We're
beta testing it right now during a brand new Craigslist

(53:01):
plus Misconnections edition coming up right after this, he cut Misconnections.
That was me staring there's only two places to find
true love in this world. One is at the grocery
store in the adult diaper aisle while comparing absorbency ratings
like a trained diaper Somalier four point five acidity. That's

(53:25):
spicy enough for this undercarriage. The other place is a
naughty little website called craigslist dot org, a place where
real lovers go to post their sexiest misconnections, like this
one titled will you bree Mine nay Man for woman
forty one creamery Tour.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
That's right, I started with a cheese pud, He.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Says hello to the mystery lady I met on the
cheese factory tour last Saturday. I don't even know your name,
but from the moment you smiled at me with that
milk mustache, I knew we could be a gooda match.
Nice here we go. I was the jolly fella wearing

(54:10):
the Holy Moley Swiss cheese t shirt. Hey, you probably
thought I bought that at the gift shop, but I didn't. Oh,
you have a collection, brought it from home, had it
for years.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah, that's a proud og cheese fan.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Anyway, you were by yourself and I normally don't see
a lot of single people on these cheese tours, so
maybe we're cut from the same cloth. Parentheses cheese.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I don't think you had to do the parentheses, my man.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
He says. Okay, I'll stop with the puns.

Speaker 13 (54:40):
L O L.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
Willie.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
We did have an awkward moment after our guide left
the room where you spied me putting extra samples into
my fanny pack.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Hey, hey, I think that's a good movie.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Come on, don't worry. I'm not a klepto. I just
get freebies from all the food factories in the area
so I can save my grocery money for dates with
the you.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
That's brilliant. To the cheese factory, that's starting a cracker.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Factory romantic, he keeps going. In fact, I would have
asked you out that day, but we got separated by
a herd of sixth graders who thought they were in
the milkshake room. So this is my message to say,
you were the highlight of my day, even over the
manchego We tried, and that's saying something because that was

(55:28):
great cheese. Let's tour together next time. If you see this,
let's signed hank parentheses. Stop swinging in twenty twenty three,
it's take a new challenge for him. He needs to.

Speaker 10 (55:42):
Discloseous Now, yes, he's a one cheese man.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Let's go to your next Craigslist misconnection titled you called
it a Sporknado woman for man thirty End of the
World meeting. Oh my gosh, she says, Hi, you were
the tall, rugged Ish man in the flannel and hiking boots.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Old rugged is that would give me a complex, dude.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
But it's the end of the end of the World meeting,
so okay.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
You know it makes a little more sense.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Who sat next to me during the seventy two hour
emergency kit seminar at ARII last.

Speaker 10 (56:24):
Seturday seventy two seminar.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
No, the emergency is seventy two hours. Like to make
sure you're prepared for seventy two hours?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
What to do within seventy seventy two hours after the
world ends is the most crucial?

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Now I get it, I need this seminar.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Apparently, she says, you made a joke about how if
things got really bad you just survive off of protein
bars and regret.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
I laughed so hard I choked on my complimentary freeze
dried banana chips. Oh no, you offered me your collapsible
water bottle and said it's been sterilized recently. That was
a promise. That was the moment I knew I'd drink
puddle water if you told me it was safe. Before

(57:10):
I could ask your name or offer you a cliff
Bar Mint Chocolate Elite, the seminar ended and you got
swept away into a crowd of khaki dads comparing canisters.
So now I'm here hoping the man who owns a
just in case headlamp and a surprisingly sensitive laugh will
see this and reach out to me.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I don't know, but I feel like they're destined to
be together at the end of one They're going to
repopulate the human race someday.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Her name is Claire PS. I'm CPR certified and emotionally available.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Ish too emotionally available.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Yeah yeah, let's go to your final misconnection titled high
Score Girl, low key crush Man for woman twenty eight
Game night, Oh says yeah. Gaming.

Speaker 18 (58:04):
Every Tuesday night, I go to the barcade to get
a non alcoholic beer, play some games and beat my
high scores. A right, you could say it's my safe space.
And I don't know if you're new or not, but
the other night you showed up playing the same game
I like to play, Charlotte's Web Pinball Edition.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Ding Ding Ding.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
And when you whenever you go to those barcades, you
know exactly who's been there every night for the last
three weeks.

Speaker 18 (58:36):
Yes, he says, you are the sharp and stout redhead
with a Yoshi backpack on hauling around a substantial princess.
Peach was the shorter king with the shaved head and
brown flannel. Watching you work your chimp flip while avoiding
that gobble hole.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
That does sound like.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Pretty impressive. Even more so were those darling digits hitting
those flippers? And then you post a bunch of heart emojis.

Speaker 18 (59:12):
Once I saw you were close to beating my high score,
I pointed out the hidden bonus behind the ramp to
the pig trough.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Oh is he trying to help you? Is he trying
to hurt you so he doesn't get beat?

Speaker 18 (59:23):
Sure enough, you hit it like three seconds later. To
be honest, I felt defeated, but slightly turned on.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Okay, he likes a powerful woman.

Speaker 18 (59:33):
I offered to buy you a glass of non alcoholic
sighter to celebrate overtaking me on the leader board, but
you declined and then you left with a handful of
quarters and sadly, my heart. How about next time we
play a little nineteen ninety six sonic the Hedgehogs spin Ball.

(59:53):
Yeah on me wow, plus all the non alcoholic drinks
you want also on me? Hey, then I forget something.
Maybe you should get on me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
That was signed Lewis. Those are your Craigslist misconnections for
the week.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
We got a return player today named Jessica who said
she's currently out going to the go to store?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
What's the go to store?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
I don't know either. That's why I wanted to ask Jessica,
what is the go to store?

Speaker 13 (01:00:42):
I was at the grocery storeyed in wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Well you go, you know, he said? She said the
go to store?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Is that what you call it?

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
Ill the grocery storey.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
He misheard you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I'm now naming all grocery store the go to store?

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
That's yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
What's my go to for groceries?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Now? Jessica, last time you were on the show, you
said you lost terribly to Brooke because there were questions
about Karate and Harry Potter, and you're not good at
either of those either.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Nope, what categories are you hoping for today, Jessica?

Speaker 13 (01:01:19):
I'm good with a pop culture and I guess anything
about groceries.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Okay, hopefully not all of the questions are Dumbledore questions today.
But let's find out. Brooks leaving the studio, you got
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say past. But you
have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
Let's go?

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
and four, Ken Jennings kicked off a record breaking seventy
four game winning streak on What Iconic Quiz showard Mano
Mimano translates to what hand in hand? What's the only
continent ants can't live on?

Speaker 13 (01:01:54):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
What is the past tense of the word go? When?
According to the government, at what age are you officially
a senior citizen eligible for Medicare sixty? The Amazon rainforest
spans eight countries on what continent?

Speaker 13 (01:02:11):
South America?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Jessica, I feel pretty good about your performance there.

Speaker 13 (01:02:16):
Wells up a little bit alright on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
That's awesome, Brooks coming back into the studio, and let's
learn a little bit more about Jessica says on my screener,
you're an executive assistant for an educational nonprofit. That's cool.
And what are you most excited for this summer?

Speaker 13 (01:02:35):
Just taking the summer off. This will be the first
time I really be able to not work all summer.
So we're just going to go exploring.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Where are you going to explore?

Speaker 13 (01:02:45):
I'm hoping to get out to the rainforest in Washington.
I think it's call it the Whole Rainforest.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
I love that restaurant when the waterfall.

Speaker 10 (01:02:53):
Starts, Rainforest Cafes rainfor you mean, right, the rainforest?

Speaker 14 (01:03:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, oh man, drink an extra drink for all of
us while you're there. So brook it's your yeah, but
I'll try. That's you can Hatelele Jessica Brooke, it's your turn.
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
and four, Ken Jennings kicked off a record breaking seventy
four game winning streak on what Iconic quiz show monoemno translates.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
To what one on one?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
What's the only continent ants.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Can't live on Antarctica.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
What is the past tense of the word go win?
According to the government, at what age are you officially
a senior citizen eligible for medicare The Amazon rainforest spans
eight countries on what continent?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
South America?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Times up? Let's go to the scoreboard to see how
you both did with jose to back.

Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
Me up and go get me juice boxes when I
tell you now, go get me a juice box. Jessica,
you did well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
You got four correct today, Jessica.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
The fire was a good one.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
And Brooke did she bring the fire?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Did I?

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Brook got fun?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
You did so well, Jessica, but it just wasn't good enough.
Let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.
In two thousand and four, Ken Jennings kicked off a
record breaking seventy four game win streak on the show
Jeopardy So Iconic you hosts.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
It now, ye long, that's crazy crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Mono imano translates to hand too hands.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
She said hand in hand, But we gave.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
You credit for that because motto mono does be in
hand in Spanish exactly. The only continent ants can't live
on ironically is Antarctica that, jess because it's so cold there.
They just can't live there.

Speaker 13 (01:04:49):
I don't know why I was thinking. With Australia, they
are like the most horrid creatures.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
They have the biggest ants in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
They have eight Australia right them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
The past tense of the word go is went. According
to the government, you are officially a senior citizen eligible
for Medicare at sixty five years old. And the Amazon
Rainforest bans eight countries across South America.

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Oh man, a lot of rainforest stuff today.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Yeah, now, Jessica, it wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today,
But just for playing, we are going to give you
a pair of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take
on the Cleveland Guardians on June fifteenth at t Mobile Park.

Speaker 13 (01:05:29):
That's awesome. That's my son's birthday.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
Are playing so good?

Speaker 13 (01:05:34):
Yeah we are.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
They're qushing it well, Jessica. It wasn't quite enough today,
but come back and play again soon. We'll get you
a victory one of these times, all right, I.

Speaker 13 (01:05:41):
Hope so good to play again.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Brook. We'll be back the same time tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning