FULL SHOW: Revenge Date, Ex at the Wedding Loser Line + Paddle Daddy Prank (8/25/25)

FULL SHOW: Monday, August 25th, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's bricking Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
a brand new Full Hour for you. Okay, yes, yes,
we did do a little vac last week, so there
were some repeats that you heard, Hey, and thanks for
being patient through those. We really truly appreciate it. Don't worry,
We're not taking vacation for a very long time.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Sorry to abandon you.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, seriously, seriously. And we got a lot of great
things come in this fall. But today the Full Hour
also has great stuff. We got an incredible second Date
update that's brand new today that involves a ten hour
like marathon date. It's nuts much, dude, Edie, You've got
to listen through the second part because it was shocking.
We got a brand new Loser line today, and of

(00:38):
course we've got lovely comments to read.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yes, Vicky said, every time I hear Brooke and Jeffrey talk,
my car just automatically drives to Duncan. Next thing, I know,
I'm holding a lot's hand in one hand and a
chicken wrap in the other. At this point, it's less
of a habit and more of a hostage situation.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
How do we feed you as well? Yeah, you are
welcome that sounds so good.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, thanks always for sharing your updates of how and
where you listen, whether you get to choose or not.
By there, it is your brand new full hour starts
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Time to apply some extra lip gloss and pucker up
for our new hero of.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wow, that was a sticky one.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Don't act like you don't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
This week's hero is a New York politician named Ed Romaine.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
We don't have politicians be heroes very often.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
But Ed is special for us today because he was
up at the podium recently getting very excited about America's
upcoming two hundred and fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
You just passed a picture of him around, and I'm
just shocked. He's an old white man.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
If you didn't know, are two one hundred and fiftieth
birthday is coming up next July fourth?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Who doesn't know, Jeff America.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Turns two hundred and fifty years old to celebrate its
semi quincentennial.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, we're gonna get some botox. Finally, what's going on America?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Well, they're gonna throw a huge party for it in
upstate New York and Ed cannot wait. Just listen to
him giving his rousing speech up on the podium.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
It's gonna be a gang bang like you have never seen.

Speaker 8 (02:31):
Shut off the rockets.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
We're going to enjoy it, the pasage.

Speaker 9 (02:39):
Did you know?

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Yea?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
The people around him to you guys, their faces are
like smiling, looking at each other, like.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
What does he not know what that term means? Does
he know?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
So if you missed it and said it's gonna be
a gang bang like you've never scene? But one of
his handlers spoke to him about it afterwards and explained
what that term actually means, and Ed claimed he had
no idea, right, but from now on he says, he'll
use the term gangbusters.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Let's just can he just say really fun?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (03:18):
Blast.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
A lot of comments and memes came out of this.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
The main sentiment was, don't tell me a politician doesn't
know what a gang bang. They're usually the ones organizing them.
Come on, I mean, so for.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
That quote and that quote alone.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Ed Romaine, you are Brooke and Jeffrey Heiro, that's right.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Looking for our invite to that party as soon as
we can.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Now we're gonna move on to this shock comic question
of the day where we all gang bang some trivia
together courtesy of our digital producer.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Let's quadruple team this. Everybody, take it away. It sounds cooperative.
Put your hands in the middle.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Where's our hr?

Speaker 9 (04:05):
Today we're gonna celebrate the birthday of a true legend
of daytime TV, the man who could turn small talk
into an Olympic sport, the late great Regis philbit Wow.
He famously hosted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and
then went on to host the much less popular sequel,
Who Wants to Owe the Irs. Regius was just one

(04:28):
of many iconic personalities to become the face of a
beloved game show, and today you'll be quizzed on some
of the others during a special host with the most
edition of plenty of twenty, You guys, say number one
through twenty. I'll tell you about a popular television game show.
You just have to name the person who hosted it

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to avoid elimination. We'll start with the woman who hosts
her own game show called Who Wants to Pay My
Car Insurance? That's Alexis ten, Number ten. Alexis say it
with me. You can have no help.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
From the room.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
We'll keep practicing, Okay, Alexis. This game show invites contestants
to come on down and guess the price of everyday
items since two thousand and seven? Who's been hosting after
Bob Barker retired?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You don't even know the game show? Only the only
host name I know at all is Ken Jennings. I
don't even know what show that is?

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Who that is the only.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Person I know?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So who're going?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Ken Jennings, Ken Jennings.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
I don't know, Alexis. It's Drew Carey who's taken over
the price is right since two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I've never even seen it. It's all I watched. It
is a latch key kidd, I know I love game.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
Yeah, Brook ten has been chosen. Need a number from you?

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Nine?

Speaker 9 (05:42):
We're nine, Brook. This reality dating show began with a
host delivering roses in a dramatic ceremony.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Me this one now.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
The current face of the franchise is ex football player
Jesse Palmer. But before him, can you name the host
who had the job for almost twenty years?

Speaker 8 (05:58):
His name?

Speaker 10 (05:59):
What is this?

Speaker 11 (06:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's a bachelor.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I remember he got in trouble for something.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I can picture I feel like his name is Chris.
I can't remember. It's Chris Humphreys.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Chris Humphreys, not the Chris h I was looking for.
His name is Chris Harrison. We're talking game show hosts
of the past and present for Regis' birthday, and Jose
nine and ten have been chosen. Number you seven, Jose.
It's the game show that asked contestants to guess that
popularized the saying. Survey says the family Hu's been on

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the air since nineteen seventy six and the current host
is Steve Harvey since twenty ten. But who was the
original flirt that would kiss contestants on the mouth and
was known for having a snip of brandy before tapings.

Speaker 12 (06:47):
Oh, I can picture and because I remember, you know,
my mom used to watch as we would see clamps and.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
This guy was a creep.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
The viral clips of him just making out with contestants
use me.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Some of us enjoyed that. Okay, this show.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Us tried very hard to get on that show for
that over here.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
In the corner taking every turn.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yea, I really, I mean it's a he's a seventies
greedy I see his rings, his short hair, and his
hey cheesy.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
So I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
With good old Chuck Dawson.

Speaker 9 (07:26):
Shut Dawson so close. His name was Richard Dawson. Man
definitely our rate man. Wow, Jeffrey, you need to hit
this one writer. I'm gonna win plenty of twenty okay
seven show ever. Look, I will kiss you on the

(07:47):
mountain just to shut it up. Jeffrey nineteen, Jeffrey. This
quirky science show ran on Discovery Channel from twenty three
to twenty sixteen, busting urban legends with explosions and duct
Who was the lead co host that wore a beret?

Speaker 6 (08:03):
H I don't know the name the title.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I was really hoping you were going to ask me
about the Gong Show.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
My mom was on it.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
And she made me watch it a million times where
she sang the song I Love your Toes.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I've never even seen the Gong Show.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's like the original America's got talent in the host
of that was Chuck Barris.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, are you well?

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Because I have no idea what show you're talking about it?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
So can I tell them the show?

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's MythBusters?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh Wayne Brady, Wayne Brady not a science guy.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
The guy with the beret was Jamie Heineman, the co
host of MythBusters alongside Adam Savage. The guy with the
big ghost.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
They look they look really similar Wayne and the Hyman.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I think you need to rewatch the show.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
That means I have one today's edition plenty of twenty
and for that weird story about his mom and the
toe song. Jeffrey will be getting shocked today.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Okay, I'm gonna be getting shocked. And somebody wanted to
hear All Star by smash Mouth. Oh okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Get the gong sound right.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Hey, now you're an All Star, get your game on,
go play.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Hey, now you're a rock star, get the show on.
Get come on.

Speaker 13 (09:28):
That was a going I don't get a kiss out there.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
You got collar question of the day. We got your
phone taps coming up just a.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Few minutes brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
There's certain milestones you never forget. It's broken Jeffrey in
the morning. Your first time driving a car, yeah, your
first kiss, your first kiss with a non family member,
jeff and your first one hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube.

(10:05):
That's what just happened for the Brook and Jeffrey Show.
We just received our milestone plaque from YouTube headquarters.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
So cool.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You should see the video, of course up on YouTube.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yes, like an unboxing toy video from a fifteen year
old acting like a five year old, but somehow even
less tantalizing.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It was so exciting.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Jeff you like it, Brooke?

Speaker 9 (10:28):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's a huge milestone. It's so cool that people love
the content we created means the world.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
I don't know if they love the content jo it is.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I mean, I will say this, somehow, some way, we
did convince one hundred thousand people to click a button,
and that's an achievement, dude.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Subscribing is a big commitment, that's right. Honestly, it's like
having a relationship, to finding talk with somebody.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
It is.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
We convinced one hundred thousand people to waste even morecious
hours of their life online.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
We did that.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
So what's next for this show? One hundred thousand subscribers
on Tub?

Speaker 6 (11:09):
They don't, I don't.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Be worse?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Are we not on t B No? Why are we
not on Toby?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Because we're not a TV show?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Find war declared against Tub courtesy of Brooke.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
I don't mind.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
I don't mind declaring war against them.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Even if anybody works at tub to hear the war shots.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Fired from you can't even afford to hire anybody. But
if you're not following us on YouTube, make sure you are,
because the full shows are uploaded there, along with all
of our second dates, our phone tabs and are awkward
Tuesday phone calls to your faces.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
People are always mind blown.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yes, and what we really look like?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I know and disappointed. Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Thank you to all of our subscribers. Laser Stories is
coming up next. It's the radio segment that's come up
with a hot new toy for your uncoordinated child.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
This self rotating hula hoop.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't have to do it anymore.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
All your kid has to do is just stand there,
push the button and let the hoop do all the work.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
It should be really cool.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Hours and hours of motionless fun with Laser Stories, the
segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other pelvic pansies just don't. This first Laser Story
is out of Stafford, Virginia. There was an open house
last Sunday for a home for sale about forty miles
south of DC. One of the people who toured the

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home was thirty nine year old Napoleon Bowatche.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
That is such a fency.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
He apparently talked to the seller about how much he
liked the place and thought it would be great for
him and his four kids. That's nice, and we know
he was actually serious because after the conversation he pulled
his minivan into the driveway and.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Moved right on in.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, lets home too.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
He didn't make an offer or anything. He just got
his kids inside and then refused to leave.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
This is a squatters situation. It's like a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
The police got there quickly and ordered him to come out,
but he just stared at them through a window, so
they went inside and arrested.

Speaker 12 (13:18):
It is like thirty seconds they can get him outain.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yet it turned out he was on probation and had
warrants out in two neighboring counties.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
He's facing a long list of charges, including entering a
property with intent to cause damage, because that's what happens
when you bring children into a house that.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Actually checks out immediately. I mean, yeah, guaranteed. There were
stains on the carpet and they left. Is how it works.
I mean, you're not allowed to own anything nice after
you have children.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
As for the kids, child Protective Services took them in
and officials said they'd be releasing them to a responsible family.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Member's that's good.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
It's next laser stories out of the Far East.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Have you ever been watched a political debate and thought, man,
I wish they'd just get naked.

Speaker 10 (14:06):
Time.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh yeah, I guess that's just you and Jose.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Do you feel the way Jose and I do?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
You might want to move to Japan, because that's exactly
what one politician did during her televised campaign speech.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
It has to be like a protest or something.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
She's running for office.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Her name is Uchino Ari, and she was addressing the
nation ahead of Tokyo's gubernatorial election. When she started undressing
during the broadcast, she made it a.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Show it's just so hot in here.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Unlike our country's leaders, Uchino is not an elderly man.
She is a vibrant young woman who is venturing into
politics for the very first.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Time, ready to show the world her gifts.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
Can you imagine one of our candidates trying to do you.
They just can't even kick off.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
The song, like, no, they just got bell crow shoes off.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
I'm here to watch it.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
In fact, a recent viral video showed her unbuttoning her
blouse while speaking, then taking it completely off off, but
to many of the senator's disappointment, she was wearing a
nude colored tube.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Top under.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
So she didn't want to get arrested for it. She
just wanted to make it yeah, make it seems yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
But she's good at politics. Typical liar, right there, vote
that's right.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
So she then ask the viewers that if they think
she's sexy, they should go vote for her and also
add her on social media.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay, should she just run in America Island.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Uccino is running under the Watch my Cute political speech
Broadcast party.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I love that party.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Many are accusing her of not taking the job seriously
and using politics as a platform just to gain social
media fame.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Nobody does there.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Your video has been viewed over eighteen million times, so
it's actually working.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
I'm going to become a Japanese citizen.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
Just so I can vote. No, let me come over
in visits.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
I want to thank you. This next laser story is
out of fashion headquarters. I know concert tickets are pretty expensive,
gos crazy, So how about paying ten times more just
to pretend that you went. I say that because the
high end fashion brand Balenciaga is selling a fake festival

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wristband for the lowlo price of thirty eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well, do they accidentally put it on two tight so
it bothers you the entire festival.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, it's called the raver used bracelet.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
Brook.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
How would you describe it? You're looking at the picture
of it right now.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
It looks like one of those nylon festival bracelet and
it has writing around it that I'm guessing, says Balenciaga.
But it looks like in a graffiti style writing.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah, it's hard to read because it's made to look
worn and tattered, like you just went to an event
years ago and never took it off.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
It's still rock okay.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
But it is adjustable, so you can ditch it whenever
you want.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I can pass it to somebody else so they can
also get into the imaginary festival.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Balenciaga claims it requires a full day's work to make
each one.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Oh, I bet that's why it's so expensive.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
They can stitch the company's name onto it, so that
takes a lot of time, and making it look distressed
probably factors into the price too, right.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I just imagine one person from that Balenciaga place rolling
around in a field with it on, like.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Well, if that's not your style.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
There's also a non distressed version that costs even more
at four nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Oh my god, my god.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It's like you got your band but never made it
to the festival.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
So if you're looking.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
For a dumb way to blow five grand, there you
go for reference tickets to Coachella next year start at
five hundred and forty nine dollars.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
So now that sounds like a huge bargain.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, that covers your flight, your hotel. This next Lazer
stories out of Entertainment Central. You know who wants in
on the reality TV show Resurgence. It's none other than
the TV network Hallmark. There's now about done that before,
not yet, but there is a brand new reality series

(18:34):
to find the next Hallmark holiday movie star. Oh, Jeffrey
bab finding mister Christmas.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Oh, this is like finding the Golden Bachelor. It works
like this.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Ten men will compete in a series of challenges to
test their acting skills and Christmas spirit.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
So they're gonna have to like make sugar cookies and
also have bad acting on screen because there's no good acting.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Amark actually sugar cookie baking eaves one of the tests
that will be included, along with Christmas tree tossing and
something called a stranger mistletoe surprise.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Sign.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
When does he have to catch a falling girl because
that always happens.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Yeah, the Ice Road Challenge Run Down the Street. Jonathan
Bennett is going to be the host of it.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
He's been in Hallmark movies, but you probably know him
better as Aaron Samuels from the movie Mean Girls from
the original Meeting. The winner will earn the title of
Mister Christmas, and the film will premiere later this year
on the Hallmark Channel. During the countdown to Christmas. I

(19:46):
know one guy who's interested in just threw his shell
into the ring and he already has his movie title
picked out.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
It's gonna be a moist green Christmas the word, but
that's still I'm going to watch that.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Sometimes after a breakup, it could be hard to finally
close the door on that chapter and let the other
person go. Oh yeah, And one woman on our voicemail
machine isn't quite ready to do that. In fact, she's
actively trying to win her ex back.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
Oh okay, how is.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
She hoping to do that by attending his wedding to
his new fiance. Yes, she's literally there while leaving the
voice message, and it sounds like she's in a real
healthy place.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
You'll actually get to hear.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Her plan in motion as we play that message during
a brand new loser line coming up right after this.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Is this the right number?

Speaker 7 (20:56):
It's the loser line goodbye.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works
like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out
at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Speaker 12 (21:08):
Hey girl, I'm not saying I'm a programmer, but whatever
you got going on down stingers, I can.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Debug it for you. Oh my gosh, not after I'm
done with it.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Whatever you do, don't threaten to send a virus to
destroy his hard drive. Instead, tell him you two should
get to know each other, and then he can introduce
you to his AI.

Speaker 12 (21:31):
Girlfriend, Samantha Samantha Kardashian, and.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Then at that point, hopefully he calls you and leaves
an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Voicemails like this one. Hey, yeah, so this is me?

Speaker 14 (21:49):
Yeah obviously. Anyway, I know there's a lot of cks
out there, like dude wise, a lot of dude icks.
So yeah, it's kind of good that you met me
when you did, because I'm emotionally mature and I'm super
datable because I mean, at least that's what my mom says.

(22:12):
And she is a therapist as well, but also my
mom at the same time.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
So yeah, it's kind of complicated, but.

Speaker 14 (22:21):
Let's link up before you know, I go back to
an emotionally unavailable vibe again.

Speaker 11 (22:26):
Yeah, Max snucking.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Either he was joking about his mom being a therapist
and he took it too far, or he's one hundred
percent serious, and I don't know which is worse.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
I think he's right.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
That's no therapy at all, though, No, putting mental health
and well being first.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I mean it does work in free couples counseling.

Speaker 13 (22:48):
Yeah, that won't be awkward.

Speaker 15 (22:50):
No, Marx snod Hey, it's Kay and that's that wedding
I told you I was going to. I was really
hoping meeting him for because I have this idea we
could face time with. The reception is because she laughing,
you can get jealous.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Oh my god, Grant stop so maybe laughs so hard?

Speaker 15 (23:14):
Oh my god, him at my ex is wedding. No,
that's what appropriate, especially because you're so much better looking
than he is. Stop stop, naughty boy.

Speaker 10 (23:31):
Bye.

Speaker 15 (23:34):
So yeah, I'm coming back in like twenty minutes.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
You better pick up.

Speaker 11 (23:39):
Oh next message.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
That would have worked if like she ran into her
exit a bar, not at his wedding.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Take a picture with him.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Oh, I got to get this phone call real quickly.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Her plan was that the ex would be up on
the altar, see her laughing, talking to his new girl,
and just be like.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
You know what, forget weddings off.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
I made a mistake.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
I'm back with you.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I don't even want to get into how she got
to the wedding.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
She's in a good headspace. We're in the middle of
the loser line right now.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Remember we are on YouTube, on TikTok and sign all
the podcast platforms. You can find us at Brook and
Jeffrey go like subscribe, do whatever you do on podcasts.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
I don't know. Let's move on, We're going to go
to the next clip.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Hey for mile seven, right, Ad, Remember you were buying
that cold medicine and I was comparing foot powders for.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
Well, anyways, I just wanted to.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Say that I've been thinking about that moment when you sneeze.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
I just.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I don't know, maybe it was like a pharmacy lighting
or something, but just the way your eyes kind of
looked at me, it felt.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
Like like stars exploding in my throat.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
So hit me up when you hear this, and maybe
next time we can like go to like a discount
candle shops together pick up some cop drops or something,
and oh man, yeah that would be great, like anything.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
Whatever, or you know, we'd something like that.

Speaker 8 (25:18):
I don't know, just I.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Don't know what I'm saying right now, but I'll just
hang up now, Okay, bye.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I mean, I do got to give him props for
the best self at it. We've heard on the Loser
line where he almost said what the foot powder was
for and then.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Stopped himself like she couldn't decipher what the foot.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Powder was for I mean, because everything's normal, yeah, just
natural foot powder stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
And that throat explosion did sound like he maybe caught
her cold.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
I don't know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
But when you do hear people talk about romantic lighting
in places like in movies, usually you hear about romantic
moonlight or candle light. You don't hear a lot of
underneath the fluorescent lights of the pharmacy as you were sneezing.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
If you can look good in the pharmacy, you can
look good anywhere.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Absolutely credit that woman, whoever she is.

Speaker 16 (26:09):
You need to answer this in the form of question.
If I'm interested in you and we set up a
time to meet, then tell me what happens next. Doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
Brad says, what is I will ghost you singing?

Speaker 16 (26:39):
That's correct, probably for no apparent reason, just like the
three guys before you did.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
No need to call me back because I can already
tell this is over.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Thanks for nothing.

Speaker 13 (26:52):
Woo Who.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I will say, I kind of like her ghosting game
show it's fun.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, she definitely probably has like kind of a Tribek
fantasy going on though, or who's the new guy Ken
Jennings twenty bucks. Ken Jennings is going to be her
hall pass with whoever she gets together with.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
She's like, let's roll playing put on a plane suit.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Like smart guys.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah, make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery
YouTube page. You can hear your favorite loser lines of
the week right there where we highlight them all for you.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
You got your phone tap coming.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Up right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
And I don't know if you've been to your local
community center and participated in the activities they offer.

Speaker 6 (27:40):
I have, Yeah, then Brooke knows many of them have classes.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
They have like beginner yoga, intermediate sword swallowing what I
signed up for that one twice?

Speaker 8 (27:51):
Yang.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
But today we call a guy who is an instructor
for a pickleball clinic, Taylor. He's going to be teaching
at a new community city center. They're very excited to
have him, oh and feature his catchy new nickname that
has everybody wanting to sign up for classes.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
In your phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hey there, Jimmy.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Right, yeah, this is Jimmy.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
This is Terry from the rec Center.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Terry from the rec Center. Oh hey, how's it going.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
It's great.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
I know you and I haven't met, but I'm just
confirming your slot this Saturday for teaching the beginner Pickleball clinic.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Oh yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there for sure.
Not my first rodeo. I've been teaching for a while now.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Oh super, you're funny, I am. Well, yeah, you just
have a way about you. I love it. Okay.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
So AnyWho, we just got the final flyer back and
send it out to our email list, and not shockingly,
the class filled up immediately.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
All right, well that's really great news. I had no
idea you guys even promoted it.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Uh huh, no problem. Paddle Daddy.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Huh excuse me?

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Oh, that's the title that's on the flyer, Paddle Daddy,
pickleball for divorced Dads and flirty singles.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
Excuse me. I used to Hey, you guys named the
fly or that.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
Yeah, it really pops.

Speaker 10 (29:30):
Right.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
We wanted something with a little sizzle and we got it.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Well, I wish that you guys would have maybe let
me know what you guys were gonna call it. I'm
not really a paddle daddy.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
What.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Of course you are.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
I've seen your photos.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
You've seen my pictures?

Speaker 9 (29:51):
What oh, I sure have?

Speaker 6 (29:53):
And your paddle dad from top to bottom?

Speaker 8 (29:55):
And how did you see it?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Emphasis on the bottom?

Speaker 8 (29:59):
JK, who showed you my picture? You've seen my instagram.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
They're just circling around the rec center. Everybody's seeing them.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
No, I just thought I was teaching at beginner's clinic.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Well that's exactly what you're doing, silly. Well, I guess
there is more of a social vibe. We got some music,
some flirty drills, some light partner stretching.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Yeah. No, I just want to teach the pickle ball
and be out of there. I'm not interested.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Well you will you teach the pickle ball? We do
all that stuff, maybe somebody gets paddled.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
No, No, we're gonna keep it professional, brother, We're gonna
keep it professional.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Look, the sign up sheet is full, so obviously what
we're doing is working.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
It's not working for me though, it is though.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
We even got a guy named Trent who said he's
gonna drive in from three cities over hell, and he
just got out of something great. If you get my drift,
are you catching what I'm saying?

Speaker 8 (30:59):
I don't think I am, and I'm not doing no
like divorce dad mixing over here.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Okay, hey, hey, now, no shame in the paddle game.
Paddle daddy.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Stop calling me paddle daddy. I'm married.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh okay, properly, Mary, peddle daddy's got colomb. Listen, that's
even better. Stability is sexy.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Verry, Seriously, you got to stop doing this because I'm
starting to feel like I shouldn't even take the new
gig and I'm starting to get really uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
No, you can't.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
You can't back out, Jimmy. We even sold separate meet
and greets with the pedal Dad after the lesson I've
done a seco.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
Man, what are you doing? You're like selling one on
one meetups with me. I just want to teach pickleball.
That's it. You are nothing more.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
You're doing it the pedal Daddy way.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
No, there's no paddle daddy. I just teach pickleball. I'm
not your daddy. I'm not any of the single divorce
people's dad.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
But everybody's so excited for it.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
You're first grade, but it's becoming inappropriate at this point.
Do you understand.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I hear what you're saying. But your first client is
a guy named Mikey who says he's known you for
twenty years.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
He's like, my friend, God dear, what.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Mike, it's you.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
Mike.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
I'm not Mikey. I'm just a radio host named jeff
from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And Mikey set
you up for a phone jab.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Oh man, I'm gonna get.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
He said you have been getting him, that you keep
giving him a hard time because he can't skateboard or something,
so he wanted us to get back at you.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
I was telling him about how nervous I was just
started it.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
You won't be nervous when you get those spandex shorts
on and start paddling away.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
Oh man, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
It makes me want to sign up for a class. Honestly,
the weeke up every morning.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Was Pune taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
There's a lot of pressure packed moments that happen on
any first date. That first hello, the first awkward silence,
the first time you pick something out of their teeth
with a chopstick.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's impressive if a lot.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Is at stake.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
But nothing is more nerve wracking than going in for
that first kiss. It's got to feel better, though, when
you know one hundred percent that your date was a
ten out of ten. And that's where our listener's head
was at, and he could not believe what happened when
he went in for the first kiss. It was at

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the end of a flawless hangout. You're gonna hear it
in a brand new second date.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Update right after this second date update date.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
What's the optimal amount of time you should spend with
someone when you're on a first date if it's best
case scenario, how long should that hangout?

Speaker 8 (33:52):
Last?

Speaker 9 (33:53):
Best case scenario means we never leave and we get married.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yeah, three to four, but sure experts say a coffee
date could go forty to sixty minutes.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
That's a long time.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Dinner dates could stretch up to two hours if it's
really going well. It makes sense then with activity dates
like naked frisbee golf, those can last two and a
half hours. If the chafing doesn't get in the way.
Oh wow, so you probably want to take a time
out here and there, ask your date to rub some
gold bond medicated powder on your.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, sweat.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Are you playing frisbee golf?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Yeah, you're doing it right.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
But I want to know what does it mean when
a first date lasts four times that amount? Oh cute,
and it's cute, goes on for ten full hours.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Maybe they're lost in the woods. A lot of people
go hiking.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
Okay, but we all agree this is something wrong.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I feel like it's not normal. But one of our
listeners said that happened to him. Unless this is a
typo or something, Chad, one hour, Is this a typo?
It can't be ten hours.

Speaker 11 (35:04):
No, this was a marathon day that started early in
the day. It literally kept going. Oh, it wasn't even
it wasn't even planned.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh, it wasn't planned to spend that long together.

Speaker 15 (35:16):
No, no, no.

Speaker 11 (35:17):
We so we met on a dating app and we
were supposed to get some coffee and pastries.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Wait, wait, wait, what's her name?

Speaker 11 (35:24):
Her name is Samantha?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Samantha.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
Okay, yeah, we kind of hit it off, definitely kind
of liked each other, and I thought that was kind
of where it was going to end, and then you know,
I was playing on going to the gym. It seemed
like she kind of wanted to keep going.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Well, yeah, she's got all that coffee energy. Now she's
got to burn it off and do something else.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Did she suggest like activity or something, go to the.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Gym with you?

Speaker 11 (35:49):
She wanted to go to the wine bar?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds way more fun.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
That's yeah. But why in the morning? That's cool?

Speaker 7 (35:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (35:59):
Yeah, I mean, and I kind of liked her. It
was a little early, but I was like, what's one day?

Speaker 9 (36:04):
So you skip glue day?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Jeff, Wow, you're disappointed, I know, but I mean you
must have felt the connection too, if you're willing to
skip the gym for it.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
He used those crazy strong words. I kind of liked her.

Speaker 11 (36:15):
Yeah, well, things are going pretty well. She kept asking
like tons of questions. She was super into me. I
could tell she definitely liked me, and again I liked
her too. And then we're about four hours in at.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
This point, what, wow, you're drinking four hours for the wine.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
Well, we got coffee first and then wine. Yeah, we're
trying to make our heart stop the.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Stomach some set.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
What's going through your mind at the four hour mark.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
I mean, I'm just thinking, like when is this ending?

Speaker 8 (36:48):
Like I like her, but.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
It's like, what's next.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
But it's so fun to get kind of day drunk
and then you just did one thing leads to another
and suddenly you're at some house party at night and you're.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Like, well did I Yeah?

Speaker 11 (37:01):
So we actually we took some wine to go, and
then she wanted to go to the park and I
was like, well, we're already here this far, let's go
hang out.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, let's put some public intoxication on this first date.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
That soon I feel like.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
They need to eat too.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, you hit something in your stomach, right, So.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
We're up to like maybe five hours here, and she
asked if she wants to go get some dinner, so
we went to another bar before the dinner.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Okay, how are.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
You are you seeing this as an issue at all?
Are you having fun?

Speaker 11 (37:39):
A little bit of column A little bit of column beat?
All right, it's it's the buzz is kicking in and
I'm having fun. But it's also you know, like if
this is a long time, But again, I like her,
like me.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
At the same time, you were saying at hour four
you were wondering when this date was gonna end. So
it sounds like you just don't know how to politely
be like I need this to be over.

Speaker 11 (38:01):
Yeah. So I did say at one point, hey, I've
had such a great time. I'm sorry to take up
your entire day.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Okay, okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
So you gave her an out, what I mean, because
maybe she was doing the same thing. Maybe both of
you don't know how to Yeah what did she say?

Speaker 11 (38:19):
You know? And she goes, are you kidding? The day
has just begun? Oh no, but I going to kiss.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
Her and she pulled away.

Speaker 11 (38:28):
I have no I have no clue. I thought for sure,
after ten hours, four different location changes, I'm into her.
She's into me, I thought for I thought I thought
she wanted me to kiss her.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yeah, yeah, I felt it.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
How many signs can you get from one person that
they like being around you and like hanging out.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I would have been making out an hour two.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Fixed to say at the wine bar.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
It's weird that she pulled away from the kiss, though,
And then where did that happen?

Speaker 10 (38:59):
Like?

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Was that in the restaurant?

Speaker 15 (39:01):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (39:01):
No?

Speaker 11 (39:01):
We were actually we walked back to her place, was right?
In front of her place. She pulled away, and she
hasn't returned my phone call then, and.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
She sobered up.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Aye, Maybe she was just more intoxicated than you saw.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah, she didn't want your first kiss to be a
super sloppy drunk was actually.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Or she didn't pull away, she just lost her balance.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
I mean, all could be true, but then that doesn't
explain why she won't return my calls.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Would you be disappointed if after a great ten hour
date you find out you messed up at the nine
to five mark and.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
This the last fifteen minutes just absolutely.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Killed it for you, or she walked out an hour two, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (39:42):
I'd be I'd be very upset.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
Okay, all right, she was perfect until he tried to
kiss me.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah. Did you like her more at the end of
the ten hours or less?

Speaker 11 (39:52):
I kind of just was carpe dm season the day
and it felt right. So I still just can't explain it.
I liked her very much.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I was just relieved that it was over. He can
go home and take a nap, probably, but let's come back.
We will call Samantha for you and hopefully get some
answers about why after a ten hour marathon date.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
She is suddenly ghosting you. We'll do it and keep
right after this.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Hold on second date update if you're just joining us
for the second date update. Our listener, Chad went on
a first date that lasted longer than most relationships, hap
ten full hours. Yeah, it wasn't planned that way. It
just happened naturally where they kept rolling from one activity

(40:37):
into the next, to the next to the next, until
ten hours later he's finally standing in front of her place,
going in for the kiss, and she pulled away.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Hasn't heard from her after that.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, it sounds like it was an awkward moment for sure.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Yeah, but they were both drinking the whole day, so
who knows what the moment was really like. Yeah, but
just to be clear, Chad, you still want to try
to get another date with Samantha? Here?

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Are you just doing this to figure out why?

Speaker 11 (41:05):
I want to know both. I want to know why
and I would love to go on another day with her.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
We had a good time.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
But it's interesting too, because every new activity you guys
did was her idea.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Right now, one of them was your idea.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
That's true, maybe in her life, ten hours is a
really short date, and she's like, he can only last
ten hours.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
She's like the opposite of life. It does sound like
the type that would have gone out after it.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
He left that.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Morning for that.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
But I don't know. Let's call her.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
We'll see if she picks up. And I'm dying to
know what she has to say about this, because.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
There's just remember when we get her on the phone,
we don't have ten hours to talk to her.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
Oh okay, well we'll do it.

Speaker 9 (41:45):
Gosh, what if that's it.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
She just doesn't stop talking, right, we might need some
help with it. But I'm calling her right now. Here
we go. Hello, Hi, is this Samantha? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:04):
Who's calling?

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Please?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
This is a radio show calling you called Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning, not Buck.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Oh okay, that's weird. Why are you calling me?

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Can I win something?

Speaker 15 (42:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Kind of at the end, you kind of do, yeah,
depending on what happens over the next few minutes here,
because this is a segment we do call the second
Date update.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
Oh I think I've heard this before.

Speaker 9 (42:33):
Okay, it's pretty popular.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, let's go viral and TikTok and stuff.

Speaker 10 (42:38):
Oh okay, so you're calling me? So who is the
person that I went out on a date with well.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Jeff, Yeah, I really appreciate you doing my job because
I'm not great at it. But there's a guy you
should definitely remember because you spent ten full hours with him,
a guy named Chad.

Speaker 10 (43:02):
In Incredible incredible.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Wow, you think he's incredible.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
I think it's incredible. You're calling me about him.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Wow, this is so unbelievable. It sounds like you had
a great time all day long.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Yeah ye yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
How do you spend ten hours ongoing with somebody if
there's not some sort of vibe happening.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
If there's no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. So
he went out with my best girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait when after you went
out way?

Speaker 15 (43:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (43:30):
No, no, before months ago he went out with my
best girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Okay, wait, did you know this before you went on
a date with Chad?

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Or I short, did you knewe Chad but before you
went out with him as having dated your friend?

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Yeah, Oh that's weird.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
He didn't mention that.

Speaker 10 (43:49):
Yeah, well he didn't know this, but he spent many
many hours with her then ghosted her. She was very
in him, liked him so much totally. I feel like
he led her on. He he even took her to
spend time with his grandma.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Wait, oh, he took your best friend to spend time
with his grandma, and then he ghosted your best friend.

Speaker 10 (44:12):
Yeah, introduced her, he spent all this time with her, basically,
you know, half a day, and then he just ghosted her,
never replied to her, never called her nothing. I know,
she didn't do anything wrong. She's adorable, she's sweet. She
showed me pictures of him, and I matched with him

(44:33):
months later on a dating app and I ran to
her and I was like, oh my god, you're never
gonna believe this. I matched with him. She goes, Oh,
you gotta go out with him and get him back.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
What.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh, so this whole thing, your whole ten hour date,
was just revenge for him ghosting your best friend.

Speaker 10 (44:50):
Yeah, we girls got to stick together. Yeah, so give
him the message. Now, you know how it feels.

Speaker 15 (44:57):
Give him that message.

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I don't know that that's the most.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Mature way to deal, But this makes sense. Why she
was the one that was like wanting to like keep
the date going, and why.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
She wouldn't kiss him.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
Oh yeah, and the look on his face at the
end of our gate christ. I don't know if he
told you, like how much time we spent, how much
money he spent on me.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
But you realize it, like he would have never got
the message of what you're doing. That it was even
revenge if you didn't call him and tell him, Okay,
we knew, we knew me and Karen knew okay, so
it was just for you too.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Yeah, he definitely had no idea about this whole thing
going on.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
But I could tell him he should be humiliated. You know.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I don't have to tell him that because he's actually
been listening to this phone call on the other line
quietly this whole time, so he's kind.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Of already heard it.

Speaker 10 (45:52):
She's great, it's even better.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I love Okay, you're enjoying that.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
I feel bad about it, gloating, I mean, chat, are
you there?

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Yep, I'm here.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (46:05):
I don't even know what to say right now. That's
that's really what was going on the whole time.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
Yeah, I'm not interested in you.

Speaker 11 (46:14):
Who wait wait, wait, wait wait wait, I heard everything
you said. But we spent ten hours you mean an hour,
eight hour nine when we've had chardonay coffee, all types
of we've had the most fun all day. You mean
to tell me you didn't feel anything, because yeah, I
felt something, and I'm pretty sure you.

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Felt five hours with you and then you.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
You go to her, So now you know how it feels.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Your friend, your friend, Sarah will only went on one
date with him before that lasted a long time.

Speaker 10 (46:44):
Yeah, so you doubled it. Okay, okay, And I have
no regrets, no regrets.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
No, there wasn't even a moment in that ten hour
period that you felt like a tinge of guilt.

Speaker 9 (47:00):
Decent guy, a little bit.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
I was enjoying myself so much. Good I had, I
had a belly full of food, I had a drinks
going in my veins. I was like fine, yeah, yeah.
And to top it off, you know who else had
a great time, Sarah. We laughed for hours. Oh my god,

(47:24):
we're still laughing about it.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
I don't even want to tell you that Chad skipped
his gluten day at the gym in order.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
To with you, Sarah.

Speaker 10 (47:34):
He really needed that day.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay, Oh Chad, I mean, do you feel bad about
ghosting Sarah?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I guess that's what she wanted.

Speaker 11 (47:47):
Yeah, I mean, it was just a tough time, you know,
with my grandma and not doing so well, I just
didn't feel like I could be dating.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
I am curious, Chad, why did you introduce the other
date to your grandma?

Speaker 11 (47:58):
I was honestly just dropped an authmadication. It was just
a quick errand it wasn't really like I was introducing.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
It to her.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Why you monster?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
I mean, okay, I know that your friend Sarah was
really hurt, but like we deal with so much dating
on this show, that ghosting just seems like the normal
way that people get out of things these days. I
don't think she should have maybe taken it so personally.

Speaker 10 (48:25):
Guys are just playing us all the time, and they're
playing games, and they, you know, we felt like, let's
get this one back already Sarah, and you have done.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
But I'm also interested.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, Chad just happened to be the wrong place at
the wrong time.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I can kind of see what Samantha is saying here,
because I kind of would like to play a little
bit of a game with you, a game of would
you like to go out with Chad one more time?

Speaker 10 (48:48):
I would rather I would rather split my eyelids with
razor blade.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
That's so dark if Chad, are you into that or.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (49:04):
Honestly, it just seems like she's so really angry because
of what happened with Sarah, And honestly, at this point,
I just it doesn't seem like it's gonna work out.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
Okay, man, oh you think you think?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Oh right, you didn't answer like he's the one being asked.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, we never know who you're ghosting too, I guess.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Yeah, seriously, Chad.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Now you know, if a girl in the future ever
says that she wants to hang out with you more
and really likes you, red flag.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Someone's trying to get the we're three of this date, it.

Speaker 9 (49:36):
Must be aw.

Speaker 10 (49:39):
And you know what else? Say you're going to call
the person. Don't say that you liked them and you
had a great time.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
She's trying to drag us into our ten of this
song came, we appreciate your time, an We'll let you go,
thank you? Yeah, all right, rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
It used to be that dating apps were scary, like,
oh my gosh, is this random gonna like show up
and murder me or whatever? Totally, but nowadays it's like,
oh my gosh, is this person gonna waste all my
money and time and a revenge plot and then ghost
me afterwards and laugh about it with their friends and
maybe on the radio.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah. I can't believe there's so few options on dating
apps that you run into the same people or people
that your friends have dated.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Yeah, how awful. My friend's hitting me up, Like, dude,
your girlfriend is still on tender Yeah the show.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Yeah, this whole thing just really is not a great
advertisement for all the matchmaking apps out there. But I
guess this is what's happening right now. And you can
hear more of our second date updates. You can find
them wherever you get your podcasts. They're on Spotify, Apple.
We also put them up on YouTube, so go check
them out. Subscribe at Brooke and.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
If you're someone who's single, there's kind of this checklist
that you go down for thinking of ways to meet
new people.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Like you start thinking, Have I tried meeting Randos at
the bars? Yeah, that's in work. Have I tried the
dating apps? Yep, gave that a shot. Have I tried
the weird niche dating apps?

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Yeah, Milf and Cookies was a bus have I tried
texting my ex at two am to see if they're
unstable enough now to give me another chance?

Speaker 6 (51:19):
Every week still blocked.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, once you've exhausted all your options, there is one
final place where people can go to dumpster dive for love,
a little website called Craigslist.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Sometimes you find a treasure at the bottom of a dumpster.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Jeff, it's true, and maybe you're nervous to try it
all by yourself. That's why coming up, we're all going there.
It's our last resort for love. In a brand new
misconnections right after.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
This a Kde Misconnections that was me staring.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
One is in the back of a crowded clown car
when someone's giant gloved hand honks more than just your notes.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
We scoured that website every week to find the best
misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,
titled you have My Stamp of Approval Man for Woman.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Thirty three usps.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
He says, I was the guy in line at the
post office the other day, standing directly in front of you.
I hadn't been there in years, so imagine my surprise
that number one it was still open. Yeah, and number
two there were hotties in line like you. We stood
there for what seemed like forever.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, it usually happens at the post office.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
I know, but that's what you get when you can
only afford to pay one employee and fire the rest. Parentheses,
Thanks Obama, Obama's fault. It's amazing so long ago, how
much of a reach he has, even ten years after
being out of office.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Sure, he's gonna be the reason I lose my job.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah, most likely in the future, he goes on. I
tried to make conversation. You said you were buying some stamps,
and I immediately told you a fun fact. Did you
know the word stamps said backwards is spats with the
M taken out.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
That's not a fun fast, not even fun.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
You didn't say much.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
That's not even a word, dude, But you're probably surprised
at my quick wit. Ten minutes later, the line still
hadn't moved, which was awesome for me. I was able
to get into great detail about the three katanas I
was picking up, delivered all the way from the Philippines.

Speaker 9 (53:35):
I'm sorry if you're into katanas, but I love that.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
You thought that was also I opened up my backpack
and showed you all my mad lib books.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Okay, she's googling other usps is right now.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Can I remember I told you it keeps the mind
sharp as you get older.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
What's an adjectivigan?

Speaker 5 (53:53):
In fact, I tried to get you to do a
few with me right there. Oh, but you said you
had a mind cramp. Sorry for that time of the month.
I didn't know that it happened upstairs as well as downstairs.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
We get them so bad anyway.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Yeah, if you see this, email me back. I want
to show you a picture of my long sword.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Nobody wants to guys.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
That's signed Rubin.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
This next misconnection is titled ship Happens Call Me I
like it woman for man twenty four North side of
the Lake. This is for the filthy rich guy I
saw last weekend. I mean, I assume you're rich because
you were driving a big boat. Okay, if that's not
yours or you're borrowing it, disregard this message.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
But I know there's a lot of rich people that
peruse Craigslist so spot to find out spot.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
But if it really is your boat, then keep reading.
You would remember who I am. I hope I was
the brunette with the lime green paddle board that you.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
Almost ran over.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Lol, But seriously, you kind of almost did. To your credit,
you did stop when I used my paddle to smack
the side of your ship.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, well he deserved that.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
By the way, is a ship a boat or a
boat not a ship? I'm confused. They really should have
that in the dictionary.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
I think they do.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
I'm pretty sure it is.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
AnyWho, I thought you were pretty cute for an older guy.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
Do you like being bald?

Speaker 6 (55:27):
It seems like you could afford hair if you really
wanted it.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Wow, that was kind of a backhanded compliment.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Does but maybe you just choose to be bald instead,
just like how I choose not to pay for all
my parking tickets.

Speaker 11 (55:40):
Ah yay.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
We have so much in common. Probably geminized too. So
what does a hot, mostly single girl have to do
to get a ride? I'll bring white claws, waterproof lip gloss,
and enough daddy issues to keep your therapist fully booked.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Jjkjkjkjk oh. I almost forgot if you're secretly married. I
will find out. I watch a lot of true crime.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Please reply back to this and tell me which doc
you're picking me up from tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
Hope to see you soon. And she spelled c sea.

Speaker 9 (56:18):
Like the ocean.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
She's not a lake.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
She knows right.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
They should really put the difference in the dictionary between
those that signed paddle Board Princess. Go to your final
misconnection titled here for a fortune Cookie. But I think
I just found my future. Oh cute man for woman
twenty Chinese restaurant. We met at the Panda Express.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
On Monday afternoon near the Walmart.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
You were wearing a long sleeve knit in jeans with
a gold cross necklace. I was the guy right behind you,
wearing a bomber jacket carrying a brown backpack with all.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
My ugi O cards in it.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
That's a flex.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
While standing in line, I realized I was very attracted
to your look. You reminded me of the purple haired
roomy from K pop Demon Hunters.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Eo Copa beg clay girl sleigh ha ha. Hopefully that's
not weird. I'm not weird. Okay, I'm a little weird.
Just embrace it, but in a good way.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
After you paid, you took your food and sat down
at a table. So I followed and asked if you
wanted any saracha. You questioned if I worked there. I
said no, that is weird, Hot Sauce.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Why would he just ask to sit down or join her?

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Yeah, I said no, but still pulled out a small
bottle from my front pants pocket.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Why is it not in the backpack?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
You just looked at me. I put the bottle down
on your table and just said, enjoy my.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Gift to you, eh, Hot Sauce and his bag swag.

Speaker 11 (57:59):
No.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
I sat two tables away to not be creepy, and
at one point I realized I realized my mistake. I
didn't have any siachia, so I had to go to
your table and asked to borrow my own bottle back.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Oh yeah, that's awkward.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Sadly you said no.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Wait wait noottle.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Shortly after that, you left with my bottle. If you
see this, I would like my siracha back and to
also take you on a date.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Oh man, you spent a lot of time eating food in.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
The last week.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Please demon Slayer show me how it's done, done done,
get it? I think I think that's a demon slayer
song how It's done, done done. I think anyway, that's awesome.
It's embarrassing. I like that last line. I even showed
my friend Oliver. He thought it was funny too. That

(58:58):
signed Bruce Brust Love he Will. Those were your Craigslist misconnections.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
For the week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
The last time we played this game, I believe Brooke lost.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Oh no, I don't remember those times ever.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Well, it's okay, because they say losing helps build character.

Speaker 13 (59:30):
May want to have so much character. I have lost
so much in my life. You have gotten a lot
of character this year alone. Yeah, almost a full cast
at this point. We might get even more character.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Added on after going head to head with today's first
time caller, Ixy, who works as a bartender A sixy.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
What's your favorite drink to make, Ixy?

Speaker 7 (59:53):
Margarita?

Speaker 9 (59:56):
We need to hang out, but not the blended ones
you like them on the rocks right.

Speaker 11 (59:59):
No, because you've got to taste the alcohol.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Your job.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
You've been tasting some alcohol this morning, Ixy, I have not.

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Yeah, that's why she sounds bombed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Unfortunately me either.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Man, Well that can be remedied, Brooke. Right outside of
the studio, So get out of here. We got thirty
seconds on the clock for you exceed. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
say pass. But you have to beat her outright if you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
I'm ready?

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
You got this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Your time starts now. Blake Lively celebrates a birthday today.
She rose to fame as Serena Vanderwoodson on What teen Drama.

Speaker 10 (01:00:37):
Gotam Girl.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
What's the smallest state by land area, Rhode Island or
Vermont Rhode Island. Which popular language learning app features a
green owl that reminds you to break accounting for over
fifty percent of the world's supply. What country grows the
most mangoes? India or Mexico? Mexico In twenty twenty four?
What was the name of Taylor Swift's worldwide tour.

Speaker 10 (01:00:59):
The ear?

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Heyxy, you were more on top of it than I expected.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Was really awesome for a first time Well done.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Since you're a first time player, we want to get
to know you because it says on my screener here
that you have children that you love spending time with,
but you do have a pretty busy life. So what's
the number one fun thing that you did this summer
with your kids.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
I took them too wildly.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
To a water park.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
It's been on my summer list, and we didn't get
it done. I didn't get into one pool with any
floating band aids, and I'm still disappointed about it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:37):
Oh no, you can still do it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Yeah, Jeff has an inflatable pool.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Plates.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
That is true. You'll just throw them in and out. Yeah,
that's kind of a ride.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
And maybe Ixy can help make some liquids that we
can pour into the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Just don't drink the water go straight into my mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Yes, in this pool.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
We still have some fun summer playing left in US.
So now, Brook, it's your turn.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Your time starts now. Blake Lively celebrates a birthday today.
She rose to fame as Serena vander Woodson on What
teen drama Gossip Girl. What's the smallest state by land area,
Rhode Island or Vermont Rhode Island. Which popular language learning
app features a green owl that reminds you to practice
do lingo counting for over fifty percent of the world's supply.

(01:02:25):
What country grows the most mangoes? India or Mexico, Oh, Mexico.
In twenty twenty four, what was the name of Taylor
Swift's worldwide tour.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
The Era's Tour.

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Time is up and the answers are in and our
drinks are empty. So let's go to the scoreboard to
see how you did with Jose.

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
You got barbecue back there and you didn't invite me.
Sixy You got four correct today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
That's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
You did you really well on your first try.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Nice and Brook.

Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
Also folly out time.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Yeah, ixy, it was a really great effort. But a
tie goes to a house on these Let's go over
the answers for everybody. Blake Lively celebrates a birthday today.
She rose to famous Serena Vender Woodson on the show
Gossip Girl. Small estate by land area is Rhode Island
one thousand and thirty four square miles. Vermont is quite
a bit bigger at nine six hundred and sixteen square miles.

(01:03:27):
The popular language learning app with a green owl or
minding you to practice is Duo Lingo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
That thing is nagging me constantly.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Counting for over fifty percent of the world supply. The
most mangoes are grown in India, actually twenty six million
tons of mangoes every year.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
Whether it's just perfect in the jungle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
We probably just get most stars from Mexico because it's close.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Because that's a good point. We're lazy like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
And Taylor Swift's worldwide tour in twenty twenty four was
the Era's tour. Yeah, so I'm sorry, Ixy, it wasn't
quite enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,
we are giving you two tickets to see Lil Wayne
perform at Climate Plage Arena on Wednesday, September third.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Nice, I'll take those well, Ixy. We hope to run
into you sometime and get one of those margarita's, the
famous Ixy margarita.

Speaker 11 (01:04:14):
Yes, anytime, it's just all tequila.

Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
There we go. That's good enough to end on Xy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Come back and play against sou and we're gonna do
wind Brooks Buck the same time tomorrow Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.