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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, you're here with us on Christmas morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yea Christmas, Brook, I'm so cold, I'm gonna sort of fire.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah that's great. I mean I figure that it's either
because people don't celebrate, which is totally cool, welcome, or
they're just trying to escape their family right now.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean. If you're in
the bathroom, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Actually, maybe they're just at their tree with the headphones in,
just laughing long. Yeah, your great ant's joke. That's okay.
Have a great day no matter what, you celebrate holidays,
and let's get this podcast started.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays. Yes,
it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I love being home for the holidays.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
But what happens when your home gets unexpectedly moved?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
That's what happened to one Mule Tide guest who was
found nestled inside a Lexington family's Christmas tree, which is
decorated inside their home at the time.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
For sure, this is going to be a mobile trailer parks,
no doubt. I'm like, I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
The baby owl blended in with the branches and it
went undetected. Inside the tree for four days.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh it's so cute. I mean, Jose couldn't even see
it in the picture.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Homeowner Michelle White said she was stunned and shocked, saying,
we have three dogs. We used this room NonStop to
watch TV and have family gatherings. There was no indication
that there was an owl in that tree.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Owls are truly.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
The whole tree is decorated like they went through wrapping
it in Christmas light, putting darling on it, putting up
and they didn't like the owl. Didn't make a word.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
No, it's a baby. It doesn't look how to talk
yet broke. But she never even spotted it. There was
a carpet cleaner who came over to their house who said, hey,
you know, by the way, one of your ornaments just moved.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh. Really realistic.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
And Michelle's hoping that because they found the owl and
gave it to a local animal shelter that she's going
to be on the nice list this year. Let's get
something really special.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I mean, if she would have kept it and ate
it for Christmas dinner would have been Maybe he wanted
to stay there.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean, he's like, my home is getting the coolest.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
One of those before and after, and he's like.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
This is cool.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
The owl was released back into a nearby forest afterwards,
and everybody's going to be able to have a merry
Christmas now unless Brook tracks it down with her family
and eats it for Christmas, because she has been licking
her lips ever since we mentioned baby owls.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It tastes like chicken.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Probably you're the only one who's curious about it. Anyway,
Let's move on and get into the shock collar questioned
with who with Digital Jake that give us such privia
questions Jake.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
By far, the biggest holiday movie debate is about a
little film called Diehard. Bruce Willis stars as the New
York City cop turned hero John McClain. And if you
ask people about half believe it's a Christmas movie. The
other half do not. But there's one person who stands
right in the middle saying die what. That's a direct

(03:19):
quote from our own Alexis Follers. She wasn't even born
when the movie aired, but it's still considered somewhat modern.
So that's why today we're putting her to the Yippie
kai ye test for a special somewhat modern Christmas movie
edition of three and a half seconds with an Alexis, Yeah,

(03:47):
somewhat modern. Please, there's rules. We're starting with Brooke Brook.
Your category is keep you change you filthy animal man.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I don't want to say what one it is, but
I think she would know. I watched that movie on everybody.
I'm pretty sure to watch this movie two days Okay, Yeah,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Say she knows it, even though Alexis thinks it's old.
The Christmas movie Home Alone came out in the nineties,
starring Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McAllister, whose family goes on
vacation and accidentally forgets Kevin back at the house. All
you have to do, Alexis Is named the children his
family didn't forget, all eight of them, and.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Go buzz the Julie Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Jennifer, you watched this two days ago and you can't
remember the eight other kids that went on the tip.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Alexis got one of them, none of them in time.
But come on, Jay, there was his brother's Buzz and Jeff,
his sisters Megan and Lenny, and his cousins Tracy, Sondra,
Brooke and Fuller. I never heard the name.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
There's Jeff Brook and Fuller as.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Those are such eighties babies names.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Brooke, Unfortunately, you said get it right, going to be
possible question, So Brook's getting shocked for moving on to Jeffreys. Jeff,
your category is I'm sorry I ruined your lives and
crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't remember that it's a quote from a.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Somewhat modern Christmas movie.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
This doesn't bode well if even like Brook, Jose and
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What mine that is.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
You know.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well, and it's based on how complicated The first question was, Yeah,
I'm worried that it's going to be really complicated for
this one too. I'm gonna say, no matter what movie
it is, she's gonna get it wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Are we keep a track?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Says Are we keeping track of how.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Many times I'm right when I say that Jeff, like
always is betting against the life. Here's your question. I
remember Alexis. The movie Elf came out in two thousand
and three and it's still one of the most popular
holiday films. In fact, it's one of the top movies
right now on Hulu, and there's a famous scene in
it where Buddy the Elf gets frustrated that he can't

(06:17):
build toys as good as the other elves I love,
so he calls himself a funny holiday bad name. He says,
I'm a cotton headed What.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh, I'm aaded.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Something I have called the police. That's very incorrect. I
was looking for a cotton headed Ninny Muggins.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, what type of see why?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Okay, moving on quickly? Category is not miracle on thirty
fourth Streets. Wait not, that's exactly what I said.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
That narrows it down.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
I know.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm like, no matter what, it's not gonna be about
that one movie.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Or maybe it's gonna be He's gonna throw like a
real curve ball and give us a Honka film right here.
Oh wow, eight Crazy Nights.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, it is about that one. I'm gonna have blind
faith today in Alexis.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
You're so generous, all right, Jose's betting on Alexis to
get this right Alexis. In one of the most popular
animated holiday films ever, there's a famous character named Woodford Newton,
and Woodford says he loves three things. He loves Christmas,
hot chocolate, and being on time. Name the popular holiday
movie that he stars.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
In Woodford Christmas Tree.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Sorry, Christmas Tree love does not exist.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Should if it did.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Exist, it would still be a wrong answer. Looking for
the polar express of the express disturbing?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Why is it disturbing?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I just know there's something about it that doesn't sit right.
It makes me feel funny.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
You're turned on by Tom Hanks's animated character, and he's
a lot of characters, you know, a lot to handle
for the eyes.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Brooke got it wrong, Jose got his guess wrong. Jeffrey,
you're safe.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
That was three and a half seconds with election Okay,
so so Jose and Broker boltimately getting shocked today somebody
wanted to hear you're a mean one, mister Grinch.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You're a mean one, mister Grinch. You really all heal.
You're as a cactus. You're as charming as that was
good though.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
You have a very happy, somewhat modern Christmas this year.
It's your shock collar question of the day. Your phone
taps coming up in just a few.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
First they came for our toilet paper rolls. Then they
shrunk the size of our breakfast cereal boxes. But now
they've gone too far because the latest victim of shrink
flation is our beloved Oreo cookies. Angry Oreo fans are

(09:24):
saying the cream to cookie ratio has been quietly shrinking
for years, and they've now started posting videos and pictures
online about it.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh, do you think Nabisco's doing it because of the
shrink flation or just because, like, hey, we've seen where
you guys are at, and we're just trying.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
To help you out.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
You know, I'm just gonna try to cut those push inside.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
But yeah, people online they're pulling apart the cookies to
show the cream. It's just a tiny little dot in
the center of the cookie.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
What about double stuff? Can you get double stuff?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Double stuff is how you get like a normal cookie
now and online it's being called cookie gate. Yeah, people
are saying, if you want to get that regular amount
of cream, you have to buy double stuffed or there's
no other way. You're just gonna get all cookies.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
But then the double stuff don't always come in all
the cool flavors.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Brook, you're a known cookie monster on a scale of
wonder time? How boiling with rage are you right now?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I just can't contain myself. I'm easily a twelve A twelve.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, that makes sense, which is why this January sixth,
the Brook has organized an event Carl.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Stop the Shrink, and she's asking all cookie loving Americans
to storm the Nobisco headquarters back to the cream.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Don't listen to Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
I think personally she's going a little far with it,
but I do get the sentiment. You can come for
our sugar smacks, but keep your hands off of our cookies.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey, no, just let the cookies be man.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
We will not rest till our cookies have enough cream
in them.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
If you say the word, I will story for you.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
You're just gonna buy the double stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Guys, We're gonna do more with laser stories. Right after this,
it's the radio segment that's desperately trying to get kim
Ka on board with his latest idea. It's called skim witches.
They're normal sandwiches. They're crammed into a compostable, skin tight

(11:26):
elastic tube to make your sandwich look slimmer while you
eat it.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
The curves on that sandwich.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, you don't want the curves on it. You want
it to look skinny. I'll have the tuna skim witch,
please extra maya.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
It doesn't sound as good anymore.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
The perfect snatch for the Laser stories. The segment will
read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser and there's other
scum witches just don't. This first laser story is out
of San Francisco. A couple picked up a Christmas tree
last Friday, strapped it to the roof of the rest,
and ran an errand on their way home. While they
were parked, someone stole the tree right off their room.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
The grinch strikes again.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
One of the stores nearby had security footage showing another
suv pulling up next to theirs. Somebody gets out, cuts
the ropes, takes the tree down, and loads it into
their own trunk and then drives off.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Wow, it's like a tree delivery service.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Do you think once they got it up, someone in
their family still complained that it wasn't a very pretty tree.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
You're being very specific about that, brook. Did you have
something you want to confess here?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Maybe wait a minute, That backside was a.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Little not as not worth it. When police arrived to
take a statement, they found out the victim was none
other than a man named This is true Jesus stole.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
A Christmas tree.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
They stole Jesus's Christmas tree, and while police haven't caught
them yet, the nearby tree lot invited Jesus with a
brand new replacement.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That nice. I mean, you'd have to.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, just for good karma. As for what Jesus thinks,
a local TV reporter interviewed him about the situation and asked,
if they caught the crooks, would he forgive a surprisingly,
he said no, and if the thieves are caught, he'd
like to see him rotten in jail. What would Jesus do?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Testament I.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Next, as their story is out of Spain. The other day,
a twenty one year old woman named Sophia Alvarez was
choking on a piece of turkey and decided her best
option to clear it out was to shove a toothbrush
down her throat.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh are they not teaching the heimlike over there? You
could do it yourself.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Maybe this is the better version of doing the heimlch.
Don't waste time. Just cram a toothbrush down there.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Throw yourself over the back of a hard chair again.
You know that a time?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, brush my tongue, I throw up.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
Good.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
She ran to the bathroom and jammed the dull end
of it down into her soft against to try and
clear the obstruction. The good news is it actually works.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, don't use that method. They're not teaching that method
in any She.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Dislodged the turkey so she could breathe again. The bad
news is Sofia also swallowed the toothbrush hurt on the
way out. She was trying to hang onto the bristles,
but once the turkey went down, the brush just follows
a swallow.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I bet she's hoping it stays vertical and doesn't turn horizontal.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
She explained the situation when she showed up at the er,
but they weren't sure they believed her till they saw
the X race.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
After that, they sedated her and it took about forty
minutes to fish it out. They pulled it up through
her mouth so she didn't need surgery. And wouldn't you
know it, the toothbrust was actually lying next to Sofia
on a table when she woke up. She just uses it.
She took it home and began usually just like normal again.
Anesthesia Bras just goes to show you can have your

(15:10):
toothbrush and eat it too. It's never been a thing,
but now it is. This next laser story is out
of Ballingbrook, Illinois. Earlier, I get it. Earlier this year,
it was reported that McDonald's would be launching a spinoff
chain restaurant named Cosmics.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Did we miss this? I don't remember this.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
That's Cosmic spelled cos mc oh, mick mick McDonald's. Okay,
So here's what the outside of it looks like. You
can see the photo up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
How is it not space themes happening?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Fancy?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
It just looks like a McDonald's with a different sign.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
If you're wondering. The name is based upon the beloved
nineteen eighties McDonald's care character that had that exact same name, Cosmic,
because that's it's a little alien guy. He was an
actual McDonald's character in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I was a kid in the eighties.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
I don't remember this, okay, broke, don't call fake news
on it.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
It really has eighties.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It was Joe me birthday parties. I went to McDonald's
that used to be a.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Big If you're wondering about Cosmics, how is that different
than the original Golden Arches. Well, there are some familiar
offerings like mcmuffins, mcflurries, et cetera. There also seems to
be an insane amount of new and improved concepts like slushies, juices,
stacked burgers, and more tasty.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
So anything that's trendy, they're going to try it out
at Cosmics. Before they added to the McDonald their test kitchen.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
The main thing that caught people's attention the all day
breakfast menu because Mickey's I.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Thought they did it years ago.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, is infamous for their strict ten thirty am cut
off for all breakfast items. Luckily, Cosmics is giving people
what they want, which is a sausage egg McMuffin at
three pm all day every day.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It really is so good, isn't it funny?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
They're like, let's open a restaurant where we give people
what they want, but not do it at.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, let's try a new concept.

Speaker 11 (17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Well, apparently there's a full squadron of actors filming commercials
in front of the building, So no news yet on
its official opening date, but stay tuned as we anxiously
await the newest move from McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, I thought.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
We're gonna try this place out.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I thought that they were going to open and mcin
and out.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
So amazing.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
This next Laser stories out of Word World. For Word World,
it's time to announce the Word of the Year, which
is the most exciting day of the year for people
who work at dictionaries, so let's give them a little credit.
With that said, the Oxford University Press in England has
awarded it's prestigious Word of the Year honor two RIZ.

(18:10):
THAT'SRIZ with two.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Z's slang, but that's fine.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
If you don't know. RIZ is an Internet slang defined
as style, charm, and the ability to attract a romantic
or sexual partner. It's the word charisma, yeah z or jeffing.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
It may really have it that I want to look
up that diary but rarely je.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's getting popular. RIZ did beat out three other finalists,
including swifty, which doesn't need to be defined or clarified.
The others were prompt the instruction given to an AI
program like as in the prompt for it and situationship
chiz a romantic or sexual relationship that's not considered to

(19:00):
be formal or established.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, just hooking up.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
That's the old school pretty much. The other soul writing
vote that was initially considered but then discarded was e
h h h oh, that's where they got it from.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Did you see my brain making really hard work?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I always wondered how to spell it though, e hhh there.
Maybe next year it'll be the word of the year.
But that now means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Friday.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Grocery stores, barber shops, unisex highway rest stops, whoa what
are they all have in common?

Speaker 12 (19:44):
Christmas music stops are going to I have to whistle
it at some of those. Okay, holiday music.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Is everywhere right now, But do you know the exact
titles of your favorite holiday songs? You might think you do,
and maybe you're gonna be better than our hosts at
identifying them when we play a brand new, special Christmas
edition of Riffing Around. Test your Christmas music knowledge coming

(20:17):
up right after this. You think you love the holidays, well,
now's your chance to prove it with a Christmas edition
of Ryffin Around. Are you for some Riffing Around? Where
I played the instrumental the famous holiday song that you've
probably heard played nine hundred thousand times at your local

(20:41):
shopping center, and you just have to tell me the
name of it. In theory, this should probably be the
easiest Riffin segment that we've ever done on the show,
because these songs have basically seeped into your bones at
this point.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
But it's always like a like a mental block. Yeah,
say the words.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
And it's like you only get the instrumental. If I
had the ri I was repeating the name of the
song over and over again, I would obviously know.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
We would never play that edition of the game that's made.
I would like, Jeffrey, We're gonna find out who is
going to be declared the King or Queen of Christmas
on this show and have the honor of wearing the
magical Santa Hat of Happiness today.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Cary couldn't trademark that.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
And there's something sticky inside of it too, so you
enjoy it. Let's find out who is gonna win. We're
gonna start with Alexis name this famous Christmas tune.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Isn't it aunts?

Speaker 4 (21:35):
That's Christmas Tree.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
That was easy. They lull us into a false sense
of hope by giving as.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Don't go squeeze on me this early. I will start
deducting points before we even get to show some respect
to the host. We're on the jose. This magical hat
of happiness isn't gonna wear itself. Okay, you gotta earn it.
The Happy Christmas classic.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You're a mean one, mister Grinch?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Is that your real guess? Can you steal it?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's what I thought it was it first too, because
when too happy for a mean one, mister Grinch? No song?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay, just block him out, block him out. We need
to guess.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Five seconds walking in the winter water land, No, alexis
getting my head.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas is not.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Michael bub made it extra special. Alexis has jumped out
to to nothing nothing. If you were around when most
of these were released, this should be easy to name.
This famous Christmas song.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Chestnuts roasted on open fire.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Right, that's actually not right. It's the Christmas song, but
we'll give you credit for chestnuts roasting an open filet.
It's called the Christmas Song by Natkin Cole. But I'm
being merciful this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
We're on a round to the score. Surprisingly, Alexis is
in the lead. Brook has won. Jose still has zero elections. Okay,
try and keep the magic of Christmas alive here by
getting this song title right.

Speaker 10 (23:31):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Jingle rock.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
And they're stalking for that guest. That is wrong, Jose,
can you steal it?

Speaker 10 (23:49):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Holy Jolly Christmas, Jeff, Holy.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Jolly Christmas, Burl Eyes.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
So literally all Christmas songs use the same instrument words.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I get it. Now we're back to you, Jose, Here
you go, let's go. What Christmas song is this?

Speaker 11 (24:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
The first Noel, of course, the first no from the
eighteen hundred second no All right, Jose's finally on the board. Brooke,
this is your chance to jump into the lead. Okay,
you could be the Christmas Queen if you get this
one right.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh, it's Charlie Brown One.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
That's the movie that it's from. But what's the name
of that song?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I'm gonna say, Christmas time is here?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yes, Christmas is here. Bro amazing jumped into the lead
with three correct. At the end of round two, Alexis,
you're in second place with two, Jose taking up the
rear with one.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Hey, taking up the rear is not a bad thing.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Alexis, here we go. What song is this?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh? What's the name of it?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's right? We need the correct title of these.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
That you're looking like someone's gonna help.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Together, give you up.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Let's seeing the lyrics.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah, you're just showing you right together.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, yeah, you already hit the button.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Slave ridettes decitally.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I was testing you, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Wow, Okay, you tied it up. Now, congratulations, Jose, still
pulling up the rear here, But you can get back
into it if you get this Christmas song correct.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
City Sidewalks. I don't even trust your lyrics anymore. Sidewalks.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
There are you guessing? City side?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I remember sit sidewalks.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
We need a guess here.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Silver Bells, Silver Bells, famously done by Dean Martin.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Well, don Jose. This is the tightest edition of riffing
Around we've ever done. Alexis and Scrooge mcbrook tight at three.
Jose has two.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I'm going for the Queen of Christmas to get rid
of that Scrooge thing that you keeping.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
This is your chance, okay, to become the Queen of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Actually, my heart is really beating fast?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Isn't you can get it right? You will win. Name
this Christmas classic?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
What is it? Is it not jingle bells?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I got it?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
But you are Jewish like me, so you have an
excuse not to know these Alexas steal it will very
Christmas Jose if you get this and for toy time.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Total, Jess, isn't Grandma got rid over by reindeer.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Eats? See the Floozies of Jersey and the new King
of the Holidays go down the magical ahead of happiness.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Holy jolly, Jose, You're right kid.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
We have to live when every game.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I'm a special a right, Brook, You're back to Scrooge.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Make we're taking away all your points down to zero again.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Congratulations, Jose, I'm jeff Toasty Chestnut de Bo. Your phone
taps coming up.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
All right, it's time for your phone tap. And we've
heard stories about people who just have horrible luck when
it comes to traveling. Oh yeah, their flights always seem
to get delayed or their luggage gets lost. They're always
sitting next to someone who wants to move their shoes
and socks while they put them up on the tray
table for the entire five hour flight. Well, today we

(28:07):
call one of those unlucky travelers and we've got a
little surprise for her this time. It's a good one though,
but I have a feeling she's not going to be
happy when we break the news. You'll find out in
your phone tapp.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
Right on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hello, Hi, this is Tracy calling from Airlines. I'm looking
to speak with Ellie. This is she. Hi, Ellie, how
are you today?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's good to hear. You're probably wondering why I was calling,
and I had an alert come through that you just
booked a ticket with us for a travel to Toronto
about a month from now.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Yes, I did. Is there an issue?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
No, Actually, quite the opposite. Something exciting is happening.

Speaker 9 (28:53):
Okay, okay, what I see.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
That you're sitting in seat twelve F correct?

Speaker 9 (28:59):
I think so, I guess you are.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
I just double checked.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Anyway, I need to let you know that a young
man is planning a surprise proposal in your section and
he wants to pop the question to his girlfriend mid flight.
Isn't that cute?

Speaker 9 (29:15):
I'mkay? What doesn't have to do with me?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Get this.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
He had a great idea. He wants to surprise his
bride with a proposal flash mob.

Speaker 9 (29:25):
I don't understand what does a proposal flash mob mean.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's the best. We've done a few of these, and
at a certain point in the flight, we're gonna play
some music over the loud speaker and then that will
be your cue, and everyone in the section around you
will stand up and participate in a choreographed dance.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
Do I have to participate in? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Picture this. You get the chance all five rows around
him are gonna be dancing in unison. It'll look so cool,
and hopefully it's gonna go viral.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
So this is going to be like on the internet too.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh hopefully it'll be all over the internet. I mean,
here's the thing, though, we're just a mo out, so
there is no time to waste. I just need to
know your availability on Tuesdays and Thursday nights.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
Wait a second, I don't understand. I don't even know
how I got involved in this.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Don't worry. We're gonna take care of it. That's what
Tuesday and Thursday nights are for. I mean, we're gonna
host practice sessions of the dance so you don't look
like an idiot, and then we're just gonna get you
on the schedule right now.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
You want me to go to rehearsals for this.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, it's gonna be so fun. It's only a few
hours each night and great workout.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
I don't want to get involved with this. I'm sorry.
I'm sure they're nice people, but I have no interest
in doing This is just not my thing. Wow, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Don't tell me you're like one of those people that
hate seeing others happy.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
Are you kidding me? Did you just say that to me?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I'm just saying I called everyone else in the row
around you, and everyone else was excited. I'm just I'm
just surprised by your reaction, that's all.

Speaker 13 (30:54):
You know.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Maybe you should just move me to another section of
the plane, because like that might just be easier. Because
this is just not my thing.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
There's always one in the group.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Let me take a look. Hey, you see here we
have an open seat in the rear of the plane.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
Is that all you have? Do you have anything else?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I mean, will that work for you?

Speaker 9 (31:17):
I guess it has to.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
I mean, okay, oh.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
And you are transferred. Oh wait, look at that. You're
sitting right next to the birthday girl.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
Birthday girl. Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
This section I moved you to has been reserved for
a king Sania.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
Oh my gosh. Okay, do you have any normal seats
on the plane?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh, don't worry. No choreographed dances there. Okay, I wouldn't
want the fun police to come out. No, this is
just mostly family in that section, and you got the
last seat. I will say it will be one heck
of a party.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
You know, first you're booking me in like a splash
mob proposal, and now you're trying to book me in
this like teenager birthday party group.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
We're not doing it on purpose, Okay. People just want
to celebrate life's moments with us. We did a gender
reveal last week using barf bags. Really creative.

Speaker 9 (32:06):
You know what. I don't even know what to say anymore,
because I just want to be on a plane without
a party, without dancing, without anything. I just want to
be in a seat and a section with normal airline activity.
Is that possible?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
It's not possible because I'm not actually from the airline.
What my name is Brooke for the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
Oh okay, oh my god, Like, I like totally knew
that there was something wrong, and I went from like
the flash mob to the Keira.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You have to blame your roommate, Kelly. She set you
up because you have like apparently the worst luck flve ever.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
Oh she knows all my horror stories. It's true.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Wait wait, oh, I think I can move you to
the middle of the plane to emotional support. Cats are
having a wedding anniversary.

Speaker 9 (32:57):
Oh yeah, that's the first one that sounds good to me.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
I think I might do that. On the Weeke Up
every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I think one of the coolest parts about working at
this job. Let me rephrase that, the one cool thing
about this job is that sometimes you get to meet
huge celebrities early in their careers, before they really blow
up and become internationally famous. Like remember when Ed Sheeran

(33:30):
came here right before he became a household name and.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
He performed in our lobby.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I know, you're always ahead of the game.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Was actually it was really cool. Same thing with Carly
ray Jepson before her big break. I wasn't here for this,
but I know Brooke did one of the first radio
interviews with Dean Martin. He just took over the entire world.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
That is not true.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Not true.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Today, maybe another one of those moments that we look
back on because a potential future celeb has reached out
asking for our help in the love department. Okay, we're
gonna find out who they are and what happened on
their date. I mean, what if we create the next
Beyonce and jay Z Right here on the ship.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's shooting a little high.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
We're gonna try. Second date update coming up. Right after
this second date update, we have someone on the phone
for a second date update who's on the rise to stardom.
She's hoping soon she can influence what you eat, what
you drink, what you wear, and what you wipe with.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Do we have there on the phone.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I'm just saying, Earth friendly toilet wipes are going to
be the next big thing.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I switched to bamboo toilet paper myself. Yeah, it's a little.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's scratchy, just a little bit of blood on there,
but it's Okay. Anyway, she's hoping to become an influencer someday,
and she's also hoping that we can influence the guy
who's not calling her back to give her another date. Okay,
so let's say hello to Marianne. How you doing?

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (35:16):
Guys, how are you good?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
So?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
What does Jeffrey mean? Are you like trying to be
like an Instagram influencer? What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (35:23):
I am? I'm really active on the Gram and I
just really love kind of those people who have this
aspiring lifestyle and just really bring joy and comfort and
happiness to other people. That's kind of what I aspire
to be.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Okay, you're not petty enough to be an influence.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Let's she is a live laugh love of Instagram.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Well, Marianne, before we get into this, I just feel
like I need to ask you, are you only doing
this just to get more publicity for your page?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Doing our show?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Because I don't think it would be fair if you
did that and we're giving out your Instagram handle just
because of that.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
I won't plug my Instagram handle.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Okay, jump, no offense.

Speaker 9 (36:05):
I don't know how much our show would help her out.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
That's a fair point, but let's get into your date. Maryanne,
tell us about the guy that you met. What's his name?

Speaker 9 (36:13):
So his name is David.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Okay, David.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Would be nice.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Did David slide into your d ms? How'd you meet him?

Speaker 9 (36:23):
He did fight into very DM So you know, we're
on Instagram and he liked a handful of my pictures
and you know I kind of looked at his and
liked one back.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's so funny how.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
It's like a secret ritual when you're on Instagram, like
you like a few of mine, I like one or
two years, and then that's the opening to like DM
me without saying anything.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
It's like a mating dance.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
And that what you know, it's safe to write them
because if they go back like a year and start
like you know.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
Yeah, that's a little creepy weird, right.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
So what was David like online?

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Well, I mean he's got a an amount of followers?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Is that important? Does that? Does that matter? How many
followers he has? It was the first thing that she
mentioned about it.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
I'm sorry, I thought that what you're asking.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
About, I mean the type of guys he's attractive guy?

Speaker 9 (37:14):
Yeah, I mean he's good booking, and it looks like
he's fairly active and he likes to do things.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
She's like, oh my god, he's super ugly and lazy.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
I what did you guys do on your date?

Speaker 9 (37:25):
So he actually asked me to go to Bova.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, and it's so Instagram friendly and very worthy.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
Well, it's just a really fun, cheery place. But it's
an opportunity for us just to kind of sit down
and casually get to know each other without a lot
of like pretense.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Okay, so did you treat it like it was a
date or were you treating it more like a business meeting?

Speaker 9 (37:49):
Honestly, I have to say both because like similarly to me,
and we found this out when we were talking before
we met in person, is that he wants to become
an influencer as well. He doesn't have as many followers
as I do, but that was definitely something that we
connected with.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Okay, so you could be like the Instagram power couple eventually.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Right, you know, And it was kind of the whatly
we joked about, but then it was like, oh, this
would actually be fun and we were having a really
good time. So we were talking about you know, like
different things that we could do and different ideas we had.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Like actually working on collaborations together.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
I mean it's when something is so close to your
heart and you spent so much of your time and
energy into it, it's just naturally going to come up
to the conversation. So it did that for the both
of us.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Wow, okay, hashtag relationship goals.

Speaker 9 (38:34):
So he was like talking about, you know, an idea
to get more followers, and he wants to buy an
old school bus and retrofit it for a road trip.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I've never seen that done on it.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Yeah, a lot of accounts done. I'm so glad you
said that, because that's kind of what I said. I
was like, Oh, that's a cool idea, but I've definitely
seen that done on several different accounts before.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Is he put off by that? Do you kind of like?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
Well?

Speaker 9 (39:02):
I mean he gave me this kind of shocked look
like I had hurt his baby. But then I was like,
how much are you really on Instagram? Because that's pretty
common right now. So anyways, we went on. The date
went on, We walked around the park, we took some pictures,
you know, as you would expect. It ended with a
little kiss on the cheek and we took selfies of it.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
God, wait, you took selfies of the kiss on the cheek.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
I mean you kind of have to. When it's a
golden hour in the sun setting, it's like perfect edding
him out.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
If she looks good enough time looking up it's like, okay,
hold on, let me grab my phone first.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I get that. But it feels so performance, right, It
feels like a performance. It doesn't feel like a genuine
moment between you two. Did you feel like it was? Oh?

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Absolutely? And I think it's probably because we had talked
about different things they want to do and we kind
of laughed about it. Have been like, I don't know,
how do you want to end the state to they
take us help me, and so we're it was kind
of this like fun, slurty way to end thing.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Well, and I will give you credit, Like as an influencer,
whether it's YouTube or TikTok or anything, you're used to
having the camera out at all times, Like.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
How do you look at the world?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
So after the stage cheek kiss, how do you know?
How do you end the night?

Speaker 9 (40:22):
We just ended the night and I went back to
my car. He went back to his heart and I
had a great time, but I just haven't heard from him.
The only thing I can think of is me kind
of saying the bus wasn't the best idea because it's
been done before, but it's such a minor thing.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Did he get into a bus and drive away at
the end of the day? That was it was like,
I'm already in it.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
As far as I know. He did not.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Well, we have some investigating to do. We're gonna play
a song, we'll come back. We'll call David for you
excuse me, it's called and then we'll try and get
your second date update. Okay, Marianne, Okay, thank you, all right,
hold on second date update. If you're just joining us,
we're talking to a possible future Instagram star right now.

(41:16):
Her name's Mary Anne. She met a guy named David
through the gram. They went out to work Boba te together,
had a walk in the park, took some pics, and
now he's not calling her back. And Marianne, I told
you that we would not plug your Instagram on the show,
but I never said we wouldn't plug our own. So
Lexus is at Alexis Underscore Fuller, Jose is at hilarious,

(41:41):
jose Mine is at its young, Jeffrey R. E Y
and Brooks. Actually I don't follow you, brook What is it?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Brooks Fox?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Fox two Foxes.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Remember, because I married the guy and he already had
the last name Fox, it all makes sense. You shouldn't
have to describe her hand.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Do you want to see a lot of baby pictures
and like dog pictures?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Why?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Very funny? Sometimes too very funny.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, very funny. Baby there go check out at Brooke
Fox Fox. Okay, I'm sorry, Mary, and you told us
in the first part you were worried that the reason
David might not be calling you is because you made
a comment about his idea about a school bus. What
were you saying?

Speaker 9 (42:22):
He had this idea to buy like an old school
bus and retrofit it, which is something that's been done
a lot before, and I just thought there was better
ideas out there.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Okay, it does.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Still it sounds like a lot of words. Yeah. The
other thing, though, Marian, you guys had talked about collabbing
on stuff. Did you have projects like set up that
you were going to work with him on, Because not
only is he not calling you back for a date,
he's not calling you back for that either.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
Right, And so some of my ideas I'm a little
hesitant to say because they know was to amaze just
feeling right, just say they're centered around Apple.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, don't jealous because you haven't gone viral alexus definitely.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
All right, So we're ready to call David. Are you
feeling ready? Mary Anne?

Speaker 9 (43:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
All right, here we go. I'm gonna dial his number.
We're gonna get your second date update. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
I'm looking for David.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, this is David.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Hey David. My name is jeff work on a morning
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How
you doing, man, I'm all right. What's this about? This
is about your future and what it might hold. What
what are you talking about? I'm talking about a date
that you went on recently with one of our listeners.

Speaker 14 (43:55):
Oh, okay, who her name is?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Mary Anne?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (44:01):
Well, why why are you calling me about it?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
The reason that we're calling on her behalf is because
we're doing something called a second date update right now.
That's where if you go out with one of our
listeners and afterwards, if you're not calling them back, they
can reach out to us and we'll call for them
to help them figure out the reason why. Okay, this
is a Boba Te special because Marianne told us that

(44:23):
you guys went out to Bobat on your date.

Speaker 14 (44:26):
I mean, yeah we did, and yeah, I just didn't
feel like we were going to go out again, so.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh really yeah, I mean she said that you guys
were even talking about like doing some collapse stuff for
Instagram because you're trying to be an influencer too, And
did she get the wrong idea?

Speaker 14 (44:44):
Well no, I mean no, Like the date was good, honestly, Yeah, yeah,
we got along and yeah, I thought it was going well,
but I don't know, just something happened at the end
that just totally like because she you know, a lot
of times you like go out with some of these
Instagram influencers and like they're kind of vapid and like
all themselves, and like she really wasn't like that, so

(45:07):
like I was really interested.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Okay, so you're saying it happened at the end of
the date. She did tell us about a stage sunset kiss.
Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 14 (45:17):
No, I do that all the time. I doesn't bother.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Every single sunset he kisses someone.

Speaker 14 (45:25):
I mean, you know, that's just kind of what we do.
Like everything is for the public, you know.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay, So what was it? Then?

Speaker 5 (45:34):
So we're talking like we're fitballing ideas off each other stuff,
and then like she knows that, like this is what
I want to do, and so she said that she
knows somebody who like could hook me up with a
blue check mark for my account.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Okay, I will say, we all got one of those.
It feels good.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Okay, she has some she has an inn with the
Instagram people.

Speaker 14 (45:58):
Yeah, which is like big you know.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
So I was like awesome, you know that'd be great
and blah blah blah. But like she wouldn't tell me
who it was, like she didn't give me their context.
It was like she like bragged that she knew somebody
and seemed like she was being like, oh and I
could get this for you, and then she didn't give
me any information about it. Like it just seemed like
super uncool.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh okay, I understand maybe she was going to follow
up later or maybe you know.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Like you said, like she's like, yeah, I don't know
if I want it. Like she totally got off the
subject when I asked, completely ignored me and then that's
when the picture happened. Of like she kind of like
tricked me into like drawing my attention away.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Okay, well maybe it's like a maybe it's like a
dating rule type thing where you have to wait for
three dates so you have the blue check mark.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Talk.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
That is big to give someone on a first date. Yeah,
it's also weird to not call someone back. You had
an amazing date and this girl has a hook up
to a blue check mark and she hasn't given it
to you, and so you're refusing to talk to her.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
I'm not, like, I'm never gonna accurrant. We texted a
few time after this, but like that was like a
super selfish thing to do, and like I'm just not
into like that quality in a person.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Think building a blue check mark back is self Like this,
the times have changed.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I had a lot of relationship drama, but not this
yeah issue.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I mean, she.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Can't inundate her one contact to Instagram with every dude
she goes out with, you know, like us to get ours.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yeah yeah, but like I'm not every dude. We connected
like it felt different.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
I think you're actually connecting on more levels than you
even realize. David. In fact, you're connecting to her right now,
specifically her phone line, because she's been listening this entire
phone conversation and she wants to talk to Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Yeah, Hi David Marian Hi.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Yeah. Time cool.

Speaker 9 (47:55):
Well, when you're like we texted a few times back
and forth, when I say Hi, how's your day and
your response is hi, I don't know if that really counts.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Oh oh, I'm sorry. I don't have all the time
in the world to like write you a freaking novel
every time you text me like I was just trying
to be nice.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
Okay, Well, I'm sorry I was. You know, in regard
to the blue check mark, I wasn't intentionally dangling it
in front of you like a carrot. I was just saying, like,
you know, things move forward, there's the possibility of this.
And that was more I think of the business side
rather than the potential relationship side. So it seems kind
of sucky that you made that decision that like, nothing's

(48:35):
going to move forward because I didn't further your Instagram accounty.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It kind of sounds like a bribe to me, yeah,
or or or almost a check mark tease.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
It's a smart if it is though, But I look,
she's right on, Like if you were in a business
relationship with somebody, you wouldn't on the first time you
met them, give them all of your secrets and goods.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
You know, I'm your brook slept with the guy to
get us check.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Is not?

Speaker 5 (49:01):
I mean she's like talking about it, like we didn't
have this like long. It's not like I walked up
through on the street, was like, yo, hook me up
with a blue check mark, and like I have been
asked for a long time, like I've got over twenty
five thousand followers and by the way, unlike you.

Speaker 14 (49:14):
They're all real people, like check, what does that mean that?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
You're a frog?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Who are you talking to when this? Are you talking
to one of us? Are you talking.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
To No, I'm talking to Marianne.

Speaker 9 (49:27):
You know, wait, I hold on a second. You sat
there and went through every one of my fifty thousand
followers to find out the real who.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I hate when people buy fake followers. I mean it
is really obvious when you have fake following, you get
like one hundred likes totally all Russian names like underscores.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Are you saying it's not true? Or is he right?

Speaker 9 (49:48):
I bought followers when I first started because I wanted
to move things forward. But it's not something that I
have done in like two years.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Dude. I will say I have worked with people who
have done the same thing, okay, and like put a
lot of money into it because they think that that's
how they're gonna look important.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (50:09):
See, that's what I'm talking about. That the whole point
is should be authentic on there to have a real
authentic persona, and you're just totally fake from the beginning, totally.

Speaker 9 (50:18):
If the box brought other people in, they don't have
to stay following my account if they don't like it,
but they've managed to stay.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I mean, I guess right.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
You can. I could argue either side, but I think
you're really getting away from the part of you guys
had like some romantic connections.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I know, I'm living for the drama.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Don't we want a date?

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Man, you guys get past this? Can you put this
in your past?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Brook?

Speaker 10 (50:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
I mean it's not only a no for me, but
like now I'm curiously thinking about reporting her to Instagram
or having all these fake followers.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
No, bro, don't get her account shut down After years
of work that could happen.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Will they do that? If you have fake followers?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I think I think Purge I got to go report
some people.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
You can go ahead and do whatever you want. Like
I said before, I already have ends with Instagram.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Oh that's what she has the hook up.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
You're never getting a blue check mark, David.

Speaker 10 (51:18):
Man.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
I cannot wait to watch the reaction video on my
own Instagram writer, it's young Jeffrey. Make sure you follow
only real followers. Yeah, because I'm a real deal hashtag
Graham Life.

Speaker 10 (51:37):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
I feel like, normally I'm a pretty festive guy.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
You know, Okay, no comment.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Sure, I mean I guess.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Maybe not all the time, but during this time of
year especially, I really try and step it up another notch.
In fact, just this morning, I tried acidentally tricking myself
into walking underneath the office missletoe so that I could
kiss myself.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Who's putting mistletoe up in the office?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Still, Hr, I did it.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yourself again.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Then I kept going and maybe, uh may maybe he
got a little two into it's good and so yeah,
I had to be taken into HR. Yeah, you know,
I was in the holiday spirit. What are you gonna
blame me for that?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I will say your flexibility amazing.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
But they did tell me the only way that I'm
going to keep my job is if I belt out
the best holiday song I've ever done on the show before.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
That's how hr punishment work.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
R probably going to be my last show today, I'm
still going to give it my best shot. I want
to do my holiday themes song of the week coming
up right after this. It is time for my song
of the week. And when you think about this time
of year and the holidays, what things come to mind?

(53:09):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Is it baking sugar
cookies with Grandma? Is it putting up Christmas lights with
Dad while he balances on the world's shakiest ladder? O?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
God, seriously, I know the latter.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
He's putting up.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Wh What are you doing for me?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
It's just the overwhelming to do list that I feel
buried beneath.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
You can never get out of anyone else.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
No, maybe for me, it's like waking up in the
middle of the night and hearing jingle bells and then
walking downstairs and spying Mommy kissing two Santa clauses.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
But there shouldn't be I shouldn't be too, and.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
It's not even Christmas.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah, I wasn't complaining.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Those are the memories that you never forget.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
But I will say one of my absolute favorite memories
is just hanging out with the family and watching holiday movies.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Oh my, holiday movies are the best.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
And like, I always watch new movies every time I
visit home with my family.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
But like every Christmas, it's the same line of baby.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yeah. I'm not talking about like it's a wonderful life
and a Christmas Carol like the black and white ones
I'm talking to watch. No, No, I'm talking about if
you were a kid in like the eighties and nineties,
early two thousands, what was your holiday movie jam that
you cannot wait to rewatch every year alone?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Ernest Saves Christmas?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Oh my god, that's an old one.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Definitely an Idaho pick on.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Hey maybe there was an Elmo Christmas special.

Speaker 11 (54:30):
Yeah, So that's why I decided, Okay, this is the time,
the first time ever, that I'm gonna do a holiday
movie medley celebrate a handful of my favorite Christmas classes,
and we're gonna start it off instead of singing jingle
all the way it's say yippie kaye.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Because everybody knows Diehard is definitely a Christmas movie. There
is no debate. Do not even text in unless you
agree with me. Seventy five nine Tell Jeff's all right,
I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Here we go point
Christmas parties below. It's worse at the workplace, but most

(55:16):
don't explode in a die Hard way. See Hans Gruber's scene.
But out of that winter side, no flying reindeer would
be seen. Just bullets up in the sky. Oh raising
hell from stairwells. Cell phone's not in play. Who better

(55:38):
than Urkle's dad to help Ruce save the day?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
All ends well, Hans he Fell, say you be Kaya.
It's not Christmas till you see a shirtless John McClain
deck the halls with traps for burglars.

Speaker 13 (55:57):
Fa la la la la la la la la duck
the paint can hurlers falla la la la la la
la la.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Marvin Harry are in parable Fa la la la la
la la la la hit.

Speaker 13 (56:08):
Their crutches till they're stare roll falla la la la
la la la la.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
One they'll placed up a staircase.

Speaker 13 (56:15):
Falla la la la la la la la Giant fighters
dropped on your face.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Speaker 13 (56:22):
A d T could learn a lesson Falla la fa
la la la la la.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Hire that kid for home protection. Falla la la.

Speaker 11 (56:29):
La la la la la.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Buddy the elf Man had a dad he did not know,
standing six foot five in a four foot home, so
he left from the north Pole. Body the elf Man
was Canadi And they say, because he's so darn nice,
comfortable on ice shug and maple syrup all day. You

(56:55):
just think the joy that buddy.

Speaker 13 (56:57):
Felt when his dad, Walter was fat out, And how
ticked off.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Was Walter's wife thinking he had slept around Oh body,
the elkman he got fired from work one day, a
cousin love.

Speaker 13 (57:13):
He fell with Oie dashanel and did some toy store pd.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
Hey, Jim Carey, go dress up like a grumster who's
green so mean in a Doctor Seuss world. Come on, Grincheet,
Come steal a gift from a whovill child. Ride naughty Grinchet.

(57:45):
You're rotten to the core in your mood. It's not good.
A Christmas caring each year room merce and you had
one body part grow three sigh.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Doorbell rings? Is that Clark and Ellen's both their folks already?
Ellen Clark gets in a fight with his Christmas lights.
Cousin Eddie's showing up on plans.

Speaker 13 (58:20):
To smell a tray, sub manure Eddie's waist down the
sewer while saying grace wrong. Beth broke into song, pledging
her allegiance to the flag, and next door live a
couple pompous neighbors. The Seinfeld Lady brings the spirit down

(58:44):
and who'd have thought that thirty five years later her
podcast would get beaten by us clouds backyard pool, Clark
aspires while his trees sets on fire.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
The cats, the lies. Now it's on alive.

Speaker 13 (59:03):
The turkey just exploded in the pan?

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Can they get any worse?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Take a look around you, Ellen, where at the.

Speaker 13 (59:10):
Front hole about Audrey's eyes are frozen once again?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Okay, yeah, I wanted it to keep going. It was
so good.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I was so wire.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Feel like this was all just for Jeff to mention
the podcast.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Oh yeah, it was all Julie's drif is this wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
I'm just spitting facts here, so sorry, Julia bro.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
You listened every movie we watch every year.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
All yes, all those movies morning.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
So go home and throw on one of those or
all of those tonight, and make sure you texted seventy
five nine to tell us what you thought about the
song of.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
The week, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
A textas seventy five nine two that says, what a
fun song. I'm gonna go play it for my three
dogs when I get home tonight.

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Cue your career is just really amazing good dog music.
Good enough for dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I mean, honestly, pet albums are an untapped market. I
just moving up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Yeah, think about a goldfish symphony.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
I appreciate the optimism. If you missed it, though, I
was saying a holiday medley dedicated to some of the
most popular Christmas movies of the last forty years. So
I use a few different popular songs. For example, instead
of deck the halls with bows of Holly, I did
deck the Halls with traps for burglars. You know it
doesn't rhyme. Yes, maybe this is why it's only good
enough for dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
It doesn't rhyme, but it works.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
It does work.

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
It works.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
It was a homage to the Christmas flick Home Alone
and hopefully our listeners liked one of the songs. I
mean I did five of them, Brook, Are you seeing
any texts?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Well? This one says why didn't you sing beginning to
look a lot like Grinch? Miss? That would have been
better than the dumb one you picked. I say that
that's what you like, a flirty Grinchir.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
It was a weird kids in the who bill.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
I thought it was nice. And you always choose like
the worst text to read.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Speaking of just picked one that was like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
They're always the bad ones. But if you miss the song,
if you wanted to hear it again, it's gonna be
up at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page, Facebook install
and TikTok play it for all of your pets at home.
You have a good text, Okay, he needs to read them.

Speaker 10 (01:01:31):
Roast brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
We got a first time player on the phone today
for wind Brooks Bucks. His name is Mark from Linwood.
Mark says he enjoys the holidays and reconnecting with his family.
But Mark, what I want to know is tell me
the one person that you're not looking forward to seeing
over the holidays. We just need one name shout him
out on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Oh, don't have any I'm sorry, you're just an actually
good guy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Do you want to steal one of because Brook has
a lot of names that she could shout I Do
you want to borrow hers kids?

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
First?

Speaker 10 (01:02:15):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Because they're terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Mark, you know you sound really nice? Are you nervous for.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
This little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
A little bit? Okay? Okay? Have you ever played a
radio show before, like a game on a radio show?

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Got a while back, probably back in the late eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Whoa, Yeah, that traumatizing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Thirty years later, you're back. All right, we're sending Brook
out of the studio. While that happens, Mark, you know
how the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat Brook
out right to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, go for it? Good luck, my man, Here goes.
Time starts now. Today is National point Setia Day. How
many teas are in the word point setia two. Actress
maim Bi Alex celebrates a birthday Today. She co hosts
What TV game show Jeopardy. If you've studied mixology. What
job do you most likely have? What country was Arnold

(01:03:11):
Schwarzenegger born in Germany?

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
What fast Austria?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
What fast food restaurant used the slogan have it your Way?
In the play Romeo and Juliet, which character dies first?
Mark for you said that you've never played a game
on the rating before. You were killing it with that mark.
I mean, we're all extremely impressed by that. Well done.

(01:03:36):
Also impressed because I'm seeing on my phone screener that
you've bowled a three hundred before?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
How many times?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
One in league? Total of three?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Whoa?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
If I break a hundred, I am so excited, Like, honestly.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Bumpers are no bumpers? Wow, that's pretty impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
How big of a ball do you use?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
It's not a common question.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
How big are you balls? Mark?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Well, sixteen?

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
I use fifteen. Okay, you have your work cut out
for you here. He did really, really well. Are you
ready to try and take him down?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
He is an amazing man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
I know, yeah, I really like Mark.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Here it goes Brook. Your time starts now. Today is
National points Setia Day. How many teas are in the
word point Setia three actress actress maim Biolex celebrates a birthday. Today,
she co hosts what TV game show?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Oh Jeopardy, if.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
You've studied mixology? What job do you most likely have?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Bartender?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
What country was Arnold Schwarzenegger born in Austria? What fast
food restaurant use the slogan have it your way?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
In the play Romeo and Juliet, which character dies first?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Juliet?

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Oh, no, let's see how you ball did. We're going
to go to the scoreboard and check out the score
with jose Stratus.

Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
Mark.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
The Harald Angels sing you, I just made that up?

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
That was good?

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Nobody?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Oh did you guys?

Speaker 9 (01:05:06):
Funny?

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Yeah, the most interesting man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
We've talked to you in a while. You got six.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Fires, incredible, smart and I think it was Romeo because
Juliet was asleep and then she woke up. There's a
lot of confusion about who died.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Well, Brooke, you did get the same amount of questions.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
In rolling up. Mark, you stop me today?

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Mark, congratulations, you're going to be getting a hundred bucks.
But let's go over the answers real quick. Today's National
points Setia day. There are two tea's in the word
point Setia Well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Thought three two, though I always say I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Actress maim Bi Alex celebrates a birthday she co hosts Jeopardy.
She's turning forty seven. Happy birthday. If you study in mixology,
most likely you're a bartender mixology studying drinks and mixing beverages.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
It does sound scientific.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Schwarzenegger was born in Austria. The fast food restaurant they
use this logan have it your way was Burger King.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
They're one of the first fast food places to allow
you to customize your order.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
And then the play Romeo and Juliet. Romeo is the
one who dies first because he like fakes his death.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Juliet's like fake and then he comes and kills himself
and then she wakes up and she's like, wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It's like girls always make it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Stop doing that. Yeah, ladies, all right, Mark, congratulations, man,
A hundred bucks is yours. And also just playing We're
gonna throw you some Brook and Jeffrey swag. Okay, cool,
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,