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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the full show. We got a brand new
episode for you that's starting right now. It's freaking Jeffrey,
thank you so much for being on the podcast. And god,
it's a really tie for me on my favorite segment
today because the TikTok click shock with the woman and
the pet in her car. Say that I've seen the video.
It is crazy. You cannot miss that segment and say
(00:23):
yes to the X is so good today too. So
we've got a lot of fun planned for you in
the next hour. Yeah, we got some comments, Alexis. Yeah,
I went from it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Devi eight who said I had a dream the other
night where the Brook and Jeffrey Show went on tour,
selling out stadiums everywhere. The only other thing I remember
is Brooke lip singing wop by Cardi B on stage
and it was not very good.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey, that love you guys. That is a big insult.
It would go down, though I would feel like I
did a good job with it, would be awful.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Everyone would here, Yes, whether it was good or bad.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I love that dream. We're gonna try to make it
a reality for you, turn it into a nightmare. All right,
Let's get this full show started.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
A few months ago. We made the very difficult decision
to vault a segment called Headlines on.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It was hard for anyone but you.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It was the best Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
There were lots of tears because if you've never heard
it before, it was a feature beloved by millions, if
not billions or trillions around the world.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, absolutely, we have a trillion.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Listeners where I read a real news headline and then
gave you zero other details or information about it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes, it was like being on Facebook where we would
then comment without any.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
You're selling it so well, broke.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Everybody loved it. But well, today we're gonna bring it
back kind of kind of a new unimproved.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Version called Florid headline.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Ze, let's get right into it. Your first Florida headline only. Okay,
Tallahassee suburb has rampant peacock problem, so local veterinarian starts
program for peacock vasectomies. Wow, I can't tell you if
it's working. Don't even ask, because remember this is Florida
(02:24):
headlines only.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay that was a long Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Next, out of port Charlotte headline reads community being terrorized
by man throwing fresh groceries through windows of homes.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, you're not that sad if you're getting new
especially if he's throwing eggs.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I mean, wait a minute. Was it mostly raw meats
and canned corn? Possibly? But I'll never tell because remember
it's Florida headlines only.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
We can't really get into this job.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And your final headline out of the City of Naples. Drunken,
antless man arrested with naughty bits on display tells police
his name is Charles Dickens. Was it really him? I
can't say. Remember, Lord, headlines only, and let's wrap it
(03:16):
up and get on.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
We're gonna move to your shock collar question of the
day I got.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I actually felt good about that one.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Was nice.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
We're not gonna vault it just yet, but we're gonna
send it over to the man who's filling in for
our digital producer today, the man that most single ladies
in our area called the three legged, red haired platypus.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Don't ask why, I've heard people say that at the bar.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
He's our technical director, Ashton. Ashton, take it away.
Speaker 9 (03:45):
Why On this day in eighteen eighty six, a little
Fizzy Brown America potion was sold for the first time
at a pharmacy in Atlanta. They called it Coca Cola.
It only costs five cents of glass and they claim
(04:05):
to cut kia headaches, fight oppression and roversia, husband's impotence
in bed.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Have another glass.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Well, fast forward to today. It's the world's most popular
soft drink, but it's not the only famous soda that
had an impact on our lives. That's why, in honor
of America's most iconic caffeinated sugar water, we're doing a
special Fizzy Facts edition.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
P I'm twenty shop.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
I'm sorry, so my best drake impression set a number
one through twenty and I'll ask you a question about
a popular soft drink. Just answer it correctly to stay
in the game. Okay, and we're gonna start with the
woman who always thought Minnesota was where they made tiny
cans of coke.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Alexis choose a number three, right, What soda was originally
invented as a whiskey mixer, but somehow became the drink
of choice for twelve year olds at pizza parties.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I know this.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And it is so good. What drinking wasn't used as
a mixer for whiskey drinks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I think you're roop beer.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, I think you're gonna be I don't know, keep thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I can't keep thinking.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
There's not much more thoughts to come. Okay, group Beer.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
I'm sorry, Alexis. I'm talking about the one the only
Mountain Dew, that's right. It was originally created in Tennessee
as a whiskey mixer and then rebranded in nineteen sixty one.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Oh on the mountains of Tennessee. That was a code
red failure.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
We're gonna move on to brook.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Brook number seven.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Number seven what soda brand first sold in eighteen eighty five,
beat Coca Cola to the market by one year, and
was originally marketed as a brain tonic.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Brain tonic. I know, doctor Pepper. The kid worked in
a pharmacy when he was young, and then he came
up with a pop that kind of like emulated the
smells and tastes of medicine.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Really would you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Which feels kind of brain tonicy? Give me dtor Pepper.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Ehs cood Brook.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
It was invented in Waco, Texas eighteen eighty five, making
it the oldest major soft drink brand in the US
and the second most interesting thing to come out.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Of Waco e versus.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, okay, Jose, pick a number for me, sir, twelve.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Number twelve, which lemon lime soda basically exists to settle
the Sprite versus seven Up arguments. That's sad restaurants.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh sad, this's.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Got to be an off brand. Oh yeah, story.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Remember like the squirt Ones that was like a weird one.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I loved And that's totally the answer.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It squirts Squirt Square.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
I'm sorry, Jose, you were onto it. I'm talking about
Sierra Missed or Storry.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
PEPCI launched Sierra Missed in nineteen ninety nine to compete
with Sprite and seven Up, then rebranded it as Starry.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
In twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, where is that?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Okay, Jeffrey, Well, we are talking about some special phizzy
facts for today's edition of plenty of twenty. Please pick
a number for me, number fourteen, which root beer sounds
like a law firm, but it is really just a
frosty treat that's been around since nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Law There's Bark's root Beer, There's Dad's Old Fashions, there's
mugg yeah, oh oh, is it a and w.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
It is?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
We're gonna go back to you Brook eighteen, which failed
Clear Cola from nineteen ninety two. Try to Makenesota?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Okay, waiting for that?
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Yeah, Jeff aarra. If you get this correct, you and
Brooke will both be the winners of today's plenty of
twenty one number number twenty in twenty twenty, which soda
brand launched a coffee version because apparently we weren't jittery
enough from sugar and bubbles alone.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Who likes to go crazy with their flavors? Let's go pepsi?
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Oh, I'm sorry, so close, Jeff, I was looking for
Coca cola. They blended coke with Brazilian coffee to keep
you both buzzed and confused.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
All right.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
That means that today Brooke is the winner.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Of plenty of twenty. Alright, Brook, And since you won,
you get to choose who gets shocked. They're gonna be
singing Diet Pepsi by Addison Ray.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Who's it going to be for not knowing her kids?
Pizza parties?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Close? The only person who probably knows this song.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I do love this song.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Okay, go for it?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Summer Love ah sexy sitting on his lapsip and diet pepsi.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Speaking of a cure for impotence. There you go, Matt,
was your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tab coming up right after.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
On this show.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
We like to prank people when the stakes are highest. Yeah,
for sure, bride one week before her wedding, a little
league coach the night before the championship game, get pregnant
woman mid labor?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Are so funny?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Oh yeah, it is the best.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
And one of our listeners is right on the same
page as us because she decided to prank her sister
during one of the most vulnerable times of her life,
while she was waiting for college acceptance letters. Yes, and
the result left her entire family completely stunned. And it's
been over five years since it happens. Still nobody knows
(09:56):
the actual truth behind it. She's finally gonna tell all
right here in a brand new mass speaker that's coming
up right now. You don't hear me confession I can't
take back ow armed mouse speaker text and seventy five
(10:16):
nine two says my wife hates that I always chew gum,
but I can't tell her it's nicotine gum. To wean
me off of the vapes she didn't know about, which
replaced the cigarettes. I said, I didn't smoke when we
first met.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh, no, you're making stridd.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Job on you.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I mean sometimes I'm just impressed that how good people
are at hiding secrets from their loved.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ones, especially really stinky secrets. Yeah, I never know how
people do that.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I want to learn how to be a better liar.
So come on the show and tell us how you
do it by sharing your secrets anonymously. Here on the
Mass Speaker. And we've got a woman who wants to
confess using the fake name Daphne today.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
So Daphne, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, we're gonna be talking about a friend in your life.
I'll just think it's Scooby doo.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh yeah. Yeah, it's hard to think of anything else
named Daphne. But the voice changer is on. You are
the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
So I have an older sister, she's just about two
years older than me, and she's always been like a
really big procrastinator, and especially so when it came to
applying for colleges.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
And I'm with her on that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, that's so not a firstborn child thing.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
I like it.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
So Mama's always on her about applying, applying, where you applying?
What's going on? And so I kind of took the
opportunity to play a little prank on her.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh it's interesting, this is a confession, because does that
mean she doesn't know?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
She has no idea?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
No, be diabolical. What did you do?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
I went online and found a copy of a college
acceptance letter from Harvard? What and I edited to say
that my sister got into Harvard. No, she applied Harbor,
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
She didn't even apply.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wait, hold on, you still sound so tickled with yourself
about this. I mean, even if she doesn't apply, like
to get something like that.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Yeah, but I would be like confused, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, but what if you're eighteen, you're seventeen, You're like, ah,
that's how it works.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
They this is how scouting works. Yes, only wants the
best in the bride is.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Known about me from somebody.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I'm a little confused, though, Deafne. How did you present
this to her?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
I got it mailed like to our house. Actually, My
mom is the one who like gone out of the
mail and she opened it freaked out, Oh.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
My god, Christy into Harbor.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
She opened her daughter's acceptance letter.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Well that's what parents do when like college letters are
coming in. The plants are always like looking for that Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
When I'm in my community college.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
We all cried.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah video, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
He was waitlisted the community college. But still that was
a big deal for Hosing's family. So like your mom
bought it.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
My mom bought it. My sister was completely confused. She's like,
I didn't apply to Harvard like she of course because she,
I mean, she wasn't going to get into Harvard, like.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Most people that's not.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Wouldn't get it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
It sounds like if anybody should have gotten too Harvard,
it should be you for being able to like figure
out how to pull off this stuff.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
I mean, this is a Harvard level prank.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I'm very serious. So what happened?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Yeah, so my mom is like, oh my gosh, maybe
one of your counselors did it for you. And my
sister is still very confused, Like I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Your mom thinks that highly of your sister, where she's like,
there's no way that this is not those counselors wrote
your essay for you.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Somebody believes in you.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I mean that's what moms are there.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's true. So wait, did she call the school? Like
what do you do? You call admissions?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Well, she went back to school and like talked to
the counselors and everyone was like, looks really ahol, But
like we didn't do that. Like everyone bought the letter.
Like she showed this acceptance letter to everyone. Everyone bought it.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you not getting nervous at some point that you're
going to be found out?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Are you just like cracking up laughing the whole time?
Speaker 8 (14:12):
I mean it was hysterical and I'm thinking, like, eventually
this is gonna break, and like we'll figure it out.
But she ended up trying to call Harvard. No one
had any idea what was going on. She ends up
driving over there because they couldn't figure it out over
the phone. They finally confirmed there's no record of her,
and so I'm like, all right, well here we are,
(14:33):
We're at the end, right, But no, she ended up
liking the area so much that she just enrolled in
a community college over there.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Wait, so the whole reason she ended up in Boston
was because of you in a fake Harvard letter.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Yeah, and like that freshman year she met her now husband.
She still lives there to this day, and it's all
because of the break.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
At any point, did you think this is when I
should stop her?
Speaker 8 (14:59):
I put her into so it can.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Only get funnier though, the longer that the prank goes on,
So you don't want to end it too early.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
It did end great, Q.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You set it up.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I feel like you have to reveal at this point.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You should have at their wedding.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
I feel like I could reveal.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Do they have like an anniversary coming up or you know,
is there like some sort of family gathering, because I
do feel like it needs to be an epic reveal.
It can't just be like you tell her oversend the letter.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I can to the reunion for Harvard reunion.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, I disagree, though, I think you have to kill
even farther. You give her an acceptance letter to NASA. Now,
now she's going to end up on Mars and it's
all going to be thanks to her little sister.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I'm a Mars brain surgeon.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's wild pranks and badly.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah, act like everything happens for a reason.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Like this is why I thought for sure your mom
was going to go totally stage mom and like sue
Harvard for messing up the.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Able to tell over the phone.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Where did you go to school?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
By the way, Daphne Community College.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
I wasn't planning to go to Harvard. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
In text in seven eighty five nine too, if you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband
because he recently applied for a home equity line of credit.
He was nervous about what he'd be able to qualify for,
So we're going to match him with the most financially
reputable person on our show, Jose. He's going to be
(16:42):
our loan officer, and hopefully nothing distracts him from getting
the job done.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
That never happens.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's a.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Hello, Hi, I'm was cost credit? Is this Barry?
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Oh? Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 11 (17:03):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
I'm doing well? Thanks? I'm calling you today because you
fill out an application for a home equity line of
credit with US.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Well, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I know nowadays a lot of people need that money
right tackle projects improvements around the house. So I'm just
gonna ask you some questions so that we can see.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
What we're working with.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well I'm gonna call here guys.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
But wait, no, way, guys, gosh, what are.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
You doing Margantina? You guys are all behind us. Guys,
I'm on a business call.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Can we do this in a little bit?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, there's take no.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Okay, okay, I'll be right out. Didn't I just speak
her out?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Well?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
I am so sorry about that. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
Oh. I mean, I guess happy birthday, thank.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
You, it's my birthday. And not very subtle about it.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
I mean, do you want to just call me back later?
I'm at my phone all day.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
No, sir, No, Look, we have got to get back
to your application. We have to see what you qualify for.
This is exciting time for you.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
It's not about me.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Today, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
I don't want to ruin anything. It's probably not a
big deal.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Absolutely, Honestly, they can't eat the whole cake in ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Right, right?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
So, anyway, I saw you put down on your form
your shared household income. Is that for this current year
or was that last year's annual.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
The last tax year? Yeah, well that's great.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
Based on what I'm seeing, you should have no problem
qualifying for a a really large.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Guy.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
No, I just told you. I'm on a call.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
We're done.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
No, I'm not done.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Hey, guys, Hey, you got me though.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
You see just one coming.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I wish you to listen.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, you guys, listen to me.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
We'll cut the music. Cut the music, please, please, please please?
I told you, guys, I'll come out when I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
What, No, don't do me.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I'm the only one making money for this company. Can
I finish the call? Sorry about that again?
Speaker 11 (19:18):
You could just put me on mute or hold and
if you need a humanutes.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Well, if I knew it was coming, I may do that.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
I just these guys, I really seem to like you.
I just go out there and celebrate.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I know, not a big deal.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
No, I will, and they like me also because I'm
really good at my job. And so Marcantina probably need
to read the room a little bit right, so I could.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Finish sure, Okay.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Yeah, anyway, so I'm talking about efficiency.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Where was I income last year?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Income? Yeah, so your shared household income. I think with
these numbers, if I can verify them, it just can
allow for a pretty big credit line. I mean, which
you could do a lot with. Ru Good Lord, I said,
I want to freaking business. Cop Am I the only
(20:07):
one getting work done around here?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Don't kill happy birthday?
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Meet, don't kill yell happy birthday.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Getting louder doesn't help.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Damn music, shut it off. Maybe we should celebrate with
layouts instead.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah, get out of here. Sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I had to put you on hold real quick.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
Yeah, man, I wasn't on the hold.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
I heard all that.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Oh you heard that?
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Oh yeah, well that's that's unfortunate. They are a good
group of workers, though, just not great at listening. Right,
You got my back on that.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
Look I get at work places are tough.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yeah, but I do swear to God, if that door
opens again, I am gonna get out of this chair
and I am gonna go belt to ass on somebody.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
I mean, it sounds like they want to do something
nice for you.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Well, it would be nice if they just listened to me,
let me finish my work. So anyway back to your application,
it looks good. But my question is, has anyone ever
prank called you on the radio before? Because if you
have what, we could give you a bonus discount.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Huh, because you're.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Getting phone tap right now by a radio station.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
What the hell company?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's not aday.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Michelle set you up.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
She said she wanted us to prank you.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
She said, your birthday is coming up, but she wanted
a three surprise party. But we thought it would be
way funnier if you just had to listen to someone
else's surprise party over and over and over. Happy Birthday
from Brooking Jeffrey Berry. But you got denied that loan.
All right, I gotta hang out now.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Weeke up.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Everyone knows when it comes to relationships, the biggest fights
always start over the dumbest, most trivial things. That Brooks
told us that her marriage almost ended four different times
over how to properly load the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
No, I told there, yeah, you can figure it out.
I mean, he like, why would you put.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
The bulls like that. I just don't understand.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Okay, he's not here right now. You can have that
fight later when you go home. But naturally, that's why
one of our listeners has reached out. He got dumped
months ago by his ex girlfriend during an argument about toenails.
Not only has he changed his way since then, he's
brought receipts to prove it, hoping he can get one
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more chance with her. We'll see if it works out
in a brand new Say Yes to the X. Right
after this, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, back
with a brand new edition of Say Yes to the X.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Yeah, if you haven't heard it before.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
That's where we try to connect too, mostly sane people
who've been broken up with each other for whatever reason,
and one of them wants another chance.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
And it's interesting because in the past week we've received
a lot of submissions from people who want to reconnect
with an old flame.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Is it like the season for it or something's going on?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
And I as get out of the way any of us,
any of our exes.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Jeff thank you for bringing this up, because Brooke, I
wanted to say this directly to you.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah, God, please stop submitting.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
We have received fourteen different email requests from Brook, with
different guys on each one, and well, we appreciate you
not only being a host but also a listener to
the show. We're going to ask you to pause your thirst,
try to quench it for a little bit, and maybe
help out someone else who's not working on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Jeffrey A.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I am happily married and b.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
And why do you put air quotes up?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Imagine that every time I have way more than fourteen exes.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh that never would be vastly hot.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
But only fourteen that you really pined for?
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Still head anyway, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Sure we could discuss your dating history for years years
on this show, but let's try and help out somebody
who needs our help right now. His name is Gavin.
Thanks for being here, dude. Tell us about this X
that you want to reconnect with.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
Yeah, pil Michelle, we dated for a little while, a
few months, I guess. Then it was going really well.
I was super into her.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Yeah, first few.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Months normally go really well, right, you would hope, Yeah
it's off.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bad then it's usually a red flag. Why did you
guys break up?
Speaker 12 (24:39):
Okay, so I've been doing this podcast where I would
tell personal stories.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
From my life.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You were the host, you were telling your own stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
The cast, you're our competition.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Oh no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So people think this is so simple, but it gets
messy real quick.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Wait a minute, is this Gavin from Gavin and Gavin
in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
So what you told stories about your own life on
this podcast?
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Yeah, it would just be, you know, embarrassing stories from
my life or if I had a crazy night out
with my buddies. Yeah, but then part of it was
telling stories about my dating life, and so that would
include details about like my new girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I'll say I've done this for decades now,
shared my own personal life, and like the rule that
I always try to follow is I always try to
tell my own story, not somebody else's, and I always
try to make myself look the.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Worst, which was super easy for you.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
Funny, it's same to make fun of right, people hate me.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
In the beginning, I messed up all the time too.
I heard some people's feelings. I'm guessing that's what happened
to you.
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Yeah, So anytime somebody did something strange or out of pocket,
we just talk about, like, is this weird. Is it
a red flag? Like I did it with all the
girls I had dated?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It wasn't doesn't make it okay with Michelle though?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
What was she?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Was she on the podcast talking about it with you
or was it just you talking about it by yourself?
Speaker 12 (26:06):
No, she was not, a guess, it was just me
talking about it.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, Okay, what incident did you share that upset her?
Let's share it again?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
At least we know beforehand this is not the okay story.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
It's not his current girlfriend, so he's allowed to talk,
at least not yet.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
I don't even remember the specific details. But it was
like there was one time where she threw a tantrum.
It was like about where we clipped our toenail.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh yeah, like what room you clipped them? You do
it in a gross place, that's a reason.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, the only answer is the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Everywhere else kind of girls outside.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Maybe that's not like I was doing it, like at
the dinner table or.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Anything on her bed pillow or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, So wait, when you're telling this story on the podcast,
I'm guessing you're not making fun of yourself. You're telling
it about how she's getting upset for no reason.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
I guess I'm realizing more and also from y'all's reactions
that its people are kind of sensitive about it more
than I think about.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I got your back.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I chew my fingernails all the time and I put
them in a little pile in front of me, and
every once in a while I forget to throw them
away after the break. I can see why that's gross.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean, that doesn't matter. It's that you're talking about
it the podcast, right, Like, what what's her response?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Well?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
How, first of all, if she wasn't on the podcast,
how did she learn about it?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Like?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Did you tell her about it? Yeah, there's a lot
of stuff that I don't tell people that I date.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You have a full show, and you wouldn't tell the
person you're dating.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Never Are you kidding? This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
She knew about the podcast, right.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
Yeah, she knew about the podcast, but she didn't like
listen to it all the time. But one of her
friends found it and forwarded the audio.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, oh god, does that means somebody else is upset
about it for her?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
And she wasn't thrilled that you were talking about her.
Speaker 12 (27:48):
No, she got really pissed off and confronted me about it,
and we got into it and she was like, you
have no right to broadcast my life, and I'm like,
what's my life I'm broadcasting?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean, is that what you guys broke up over?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Then?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Yeah, she said she felt that she was like totally
betrayed and I'm an a hole for talking about it,
and she dumped me.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, okay, and where are you at with that? Now?
Are you regretful?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
I'm absolutely regretful. I mean I don't even do the
podcast anymore, and I took down all of it, and
I feel like I'm I'm mature and I have a
different perspective on things now.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
So wait a minute, I mean, does she know that
you quit the whole podcast because of this? That's kind
of endearing, like.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Because he didn't have any listeners.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
A, well, you couldn't talk about your dates.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
Yeah, I mean I didn't have any delusions of grandeur.
It was always just a fun thing and it ran.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Its course and now you moved on to whatever it's next.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Well, she might be happy to hear that, Yeah, you
don't have a podcast to talk about her on anymore.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
And that seemed to be the biggest issue that she had.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Yeah, I mean I have different opinions now about sharing
my things for all the public to know.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
But like I learned lessons by hopefully.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You could share a little bit more about yourself personally.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You know, we call the person who hates to be
in the public.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Actually, Brooks, she's already on the line right now, waiting
on hold.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
She just doesn't know why yet.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, so she knows, she knows she's about to be
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yes, yes, she does not know that it's her ex
boyfriend Gavin on the other line, hoping to get another
chance with her. Do not tell her.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
I have four fingernails in front of me right now, we're.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Leaving all the nails companies out of the conversation. We're
just going to focus on Gavin and Michelle and the
possibility of reconciling when we come back and continue Say
Yes to the.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
X right after that, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
Say Yes to the X with our listener, Gavin, who's
been thinking a lot about his ex girlfriend Michelle lately
because they split up months ago. When Gavin was doing
his own podcast at the time, telling stories about his
personal life, and naturally that included details of his dating
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life with Michelle Well.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I mean he did describe her being upset as a
tantrum even to us. Yes, which.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
A bad description, right right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
You really don't want to talk to something and when
she found that out, she obviously didn't like being talked
about on his show. It led to her breaking things
off with him. But the good news is things are
different now. Gavin. You're not doing your podcast anymore. You
took it down. You say you've matured, you're reconsidering Alexis.
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Can you not do that in the middle of our show.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
She's trying to interrupt you.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Actually extremely rude to do that.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
But Gavin, you're hoping for another chance now that that
chapter is behind you. Are you feeling nervous before we
bring her on?
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And you know what, we didn't ask what was the
last conversation you had with her?
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Like?
Speaker 12 (31:07):
I think it was the breakup conversation. I don't remember
having any contact after that.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Like sad.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
Yeah, I mean it started heated, but by the end
I was pretty sad. I regret the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I'm sure we could have heard it on your podcast
exactly what was like?
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Because you didn't take it down?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Could you repeat that, I didn't hit record.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Anyway, So again we've moved on from that from your
old podcast. And now Michelle is on the phone. She
hasn't heard any of the previous segment that we did
with her. We've just had her on hold this whole time,
and she knows she's been selected to be on the radio,
just doesn't know why yet.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Disappointing when she doesn't get concert tickets.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Out of this.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Yes, maybe not.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Maybe she's gonna be really excited to learn how much
Gavin has changed.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
I will say, look right, all right, the things that
he's naturally done, deleting everything and quitting casting all together.
I think it was a huge gesture.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
But I don't think he did it for her.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
No, he just did it because he's like, hey, I
don't need this anymore.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Like he learned.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
He said, he's changed, he's grown.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12 (32:09):
Yeah, I mean it was a it was a combination
of things, but I definitely knew that it had to
come down before I could do something like this.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Okay, good point.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Well, yeah, I think we're in a good spot. We're
gonna bring on Michelle. We'll just talk to her first, Gavin,
and then we'll tell her that you're on the line.
But let's talk to her real quick, so let's punch
her up here.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Hello is this Michelle?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Hello, Hey, hi.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Michelle, good morning, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Good, good morning. Thank you so much for being on
with us today. I was sorry to keep you on
hold for so long.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
All good, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
We usually actually put people on hold for longer.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
So, yeah, we like you.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's usually me And so they forgot someone was on
the phone and into the break room.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
That person that won that prize is still.
Speaker 14 (32:55):
So tell them.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
But no, we're having you on today.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
I know you don't know, but it's a segment that
we do called say Yes to the x.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
If I like the sound of this.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, okay, here Jeff out.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, because there is a certain guy that you used
to date, and basically you've.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Been on his mind a lot lately.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
He isn't sure if you're dating anybody else right now,
or if you're single or anything like that. But the
whole point of this is he's open to the idea
of maybe re exploring things with you.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's a good way to put it.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Okay, but yes, who is it that you are talking about?
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Well, before I tell you, do you need to cough again?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, sorry, before anticipation, before I say.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I just want to know. Are you dating anybody right now?
Are you single?
Speaker 13 (33:52):
I am currently single, but I am dating. I'm dating around.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Okay, Okay, you're going on dating?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Well that's good to know.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Because there is a certain X who says that you
guys broke up not too long ago, just a few
months back, and you had a fight with him about podcasting.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh she could jump right in, hun, Jeff, bring up
the bad part.
Speaker 13 (34:12):
Oh it's Gavin.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good at guessing.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Good job.
Speaker 13 (34:17):
Yeah, I remember. How could I forget?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
He was talking about me a lot. All our friends
are listening. I didn't like it. It was really embarrassing.
It's a huge turn off for me at the time,
and so I don't know, it's just it was. It's
weird for me.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, But the podcast never existed. Would the relationship have continued.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
It's hard to say. Maybe.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Okay, Okay, there's a possibility there, and we would like
to give you the chance to talk directly to Gavin
about it, because.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
We're doing a podcast collab.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
No, no, it's not a podcast collab.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I will say, like Vin is on the other line
right now waiting to talk to you. Oh god, yeah,
it's a good thing.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
I think.
Speaker 13 (35:11):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Well let's find out. Gavin, are you there, I'm here, Govin?
Speaker 13 (35:15):
What are you doing?
Speaker 14 (35:17):
What is this?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Why are we here?
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Look the way I remember it is that when we
were together, we had a good time, and we've broke
up over something stupid, Like I stopped doing the podcast.
It's not that important for me. It was just something
I did for fun. I apologize for airing your dirty laundry.
It's it's not something that I would do again. And
I don't know. I heard you said that you're dating, Like, like,
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are you dating like a lot of people or I
am dating.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
I'm exploring.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
I mean that's cool obviously, Like I wouldn't be like, oh, no,
you're dating people.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
I won't.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
I'm not interested, Like you're a single person, but like
if you want to hang out, i'd be into that.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Just said that.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
I mean, I don't know. I don't know about that,
but I don't know if I want to. I want
to tell you this because it's going to sound a
little hypocritical.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
What what is it?
Speaker 13 (36:14):
I recently started my own podcast about dating.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, it's her telling her own story.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Yes, I her like I'm engaged before saying I have
a podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, So you're comfortable talking about yourself. You just don't
like to hear other people talk about you.
Speaker 13 (36:41):
It's different because at the time we were in a
committed relationship and he was talking about me, and I'm
not in that right now, I'm dating.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
You're just talking about random guys. You go out on
single dates with Gavin? How does this make you feel
hearing that?
Speaker 12 (36:56):
I mean, it's kind of crazy to me because I
never would thought that you would. So, like, you're talking
about basically the same stuff though, right like the people
you date.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
No, it's different.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
I'm not my partner like you.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Did, just banging on random guys. Yeah, random totally, but
anonomous in random.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I mean that's what.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Every podcast ever.
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Yeah, if you don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
If you can't pinpoint the person, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Gavin, are you upset with her? Are you are you
flattered that she's like kind of following in your footsteps,
like where's your head?
Speaker 12 (37:27):
I'm a little shocked and surprised by it, for sure,
just not It's not something I would have expected given
her a reaction to what happened.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I can't believe you have an exit you still like
and you didn't find her podcast?
Speaker 9 (37:39):
Yeah, yeah, you're not stock her pages.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Sounds like he's been so traumatized by his podcasting experience
he probably doesn't go to any.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Podcast or blocked him on everything.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, okay, I'm sensing some common ground between the two there.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
I mean, I guess that's cool.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
It doesn't bother me.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
I mean, obviously I've some experience doing it, so I
understand why someone would do it.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Kevin, do you want to listen to her podcast?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
And probably not other people's dated.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Hold on though, if you guys hang out, are you
going to talk about him?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Or you guys are gonna do a co podcast together?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
He could be your guest.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
I wouldn't hang out with him if he wouldn't let
me talk about him.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
I feel that that is juicy content to be like,
I went on a date with my ex and now
I'm gonna dish.
Speaker 13 (38:28):
Yeah, we have to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, Gavin, looks like the tables have turned. My friend,
these guys are going.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
To go on dates now and then go report back
on your own podcast on how good or bad the
day was.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Well. Michelle seems open to giving him one more chance
for a date, as long as Gavin agrees to being
talked about on her podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Gavin doesn't have a podcast.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Will you say yes to your ex? Now, Gavin?
Speaker 12 (38:51):
I mean I would take the chances that that if
I did anything embarrassing and stupid that I guess I
would deserve to be exposed for it.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
It's funny that you use the word if.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
But let's uh, So, you guys are gonna go out again,
are we? She sounds skiddy, yeah, because she's thinking of
all the content she's gonna be.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
I know, my mind just started like swirling. I am down,
I am ready.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Well, then, is this the first time that we've ever
had a positive ending to this segment?
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I mean I haven't been doing tally marks, So I'm
gonna go with you.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yes, I swear.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
If Michelle's podcast becomes bigger than ours, though, we're coming
after you.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Michelle.
Speaker 13 (39:34):
Yeah, I look out, I'm coming right at you.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
It's on.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
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But it all centered around a police traffic stop where
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Speaker 1 (41:13):
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Speaker 5 (41:15):
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Speaker 6 (41:28):
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He's playing with a meth.
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There's no one, all right, had enough fun in games?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
She had a raccoon.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Apparently, Victoria has a pet raccoon named Chewy, who was
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Speaker 3 (41:57):
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Speaker 7 (42:10):
At the end.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Officers also found crack cocaine, more meth, and even more
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Speaker 11 (42:19):
She had nothing to do with.
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Victoria is now facing multiple drug charges and was cited
for driving under suspension. And if you're wondering, is it
legal to own a raccoon in the state of Ohio,
I'm gonna go yes, it is, Yeah, with proper paperwork
and permits.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
And she had them. They were underneath all the cracks
in her car.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
That's the thing she did legally. Yes, your animals, I.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Guess that was a TikTok click shock. Your next TikTok
click shot is a secret menu hack from Real bad
Lands Chugs. It's the name of the account.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I was going to go to the your place, all right.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Guys Google Real bad Lands Chugs is a beverage connoisseur
with four million followers, and he says he's chugging the
world one bottle at a time.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Trying them all out.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Yeah, he tries all like the crazy beverage.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
He gives him to. She stops coming out.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
I need something. Every every video he posts shows some
crazy new drink. But the one that's going viral right
now is a secret menu hacked from a very popular
fast food place, McDonald's, oh yeah, and apparently you can
order this, but I'll let him explain it.
Speaker 14 (43:33):
Wow, it looks like a McDonald's sprite. It sounds like
a McDonald's sprite, but show have you add three pumps
of vanilla syrup. This turns into a cotton candy sprite.
Oh man, this is the new hack for twenty twenty five.
I'm trying it. Then you take a sit. Oh my god,
(43:58):
I'm telling you it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
After drinking that much soda probably has an effect on it,
but oh my god.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
That much syrup in the sprite.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
You missed it.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
You order a regular sprite fountain soda. McDonald's then asked
them to add three pumps of French vanilla syrup to it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
They have because of the coffee, and when you do that,
it gives it a carnival themed taste. Whoa please? If
my children don't listen to.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
This, people jumped in the comments immediately, saying, oh my god,
I'm driving to Mickey's right now so I could try this.
This is amazing. My kids are gonna love it. But
others were posting their own secret McDonald's menu.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
McDonald's workers hate when we do this.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
They're like, I don't know how great these are. This
one is called the mc grilled cheese, where you order
a plane cheeseburger without the burger.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Patty and you just have a slice of cheese with
the with the bun. I mean, it's not even like melted.
They don't even they're not gonna toast it for you.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
I'm not really sure if that one counts.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
You're literally ordering your struggle meal delicious. Another hack someone
post that is called the mccrape. It's a McDonald's pancake
topped with a crunchy yogurt parfe just dumped on top
of it. Again, not really sure if these qualify as men.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
You have people tried these when they were at their
lo low.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Like they're so hungry that it tasted good.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Yeah, this is Victoria from Ohio and her pet raccoon's favorite.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Meal, so let's on top of it.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
And that was a TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
In your final TikTok click shot is from a woman.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
In North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Her name is Eliza Lieberman and she just got one
point seven million views on her viral video. It all
started because she is a bumper sticker on the back
of her car that says I stop for goats, and
she was driving around recently when this happened.
Speaker 15 (46:08):
I'm driving to my workout class. So this guy pulls
up next to me and he's like, I saw your
bumper sticker, and I actually have baby goats in the
back of my truck right now, and I'm taking them
to my office to let my coworkers meet them if
you want to come see them. And I'm like a woman. Obviously,
I'm thinking to myself, I'm either about to get trafficked
or this is going to be the best of my life,
even the day I'm having. It was a risk I
was willing to take. So I follow him to his office. Luckily,
(46:30):
there's like coworkers there and everything. He's super nice and
I watch him open his trunk and baby goats come out.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Dream Yes, I about to have ten bumper stickers of
everything I love in life.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I love free coffees, I love coppies.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
One of the top comments was from a guy who
said the secret to landing women first to get the money,
then you get the baby goats.
Speaker 6 (46:57):
Yeah, and the hot chicks will follow.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
Oh they're so cute.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Another another person said, oh, you fell for the old
I've got a bunch of baby goats in my trunk, boy,
And finally one person said, how is this not the
beginning of a great Hallmark movie.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh, there aren't enough goats in Hallmark films, many dogs.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Well, now, you know, if someone says they have something
cool in the back of their van, says, come on,
hop in, good things will happen, Candy in the back
of my car.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
You want to go stay away from many neighborhoods right now,
we just said no, okay.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
She drops. She followed him, all right, this is the
one exception.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Those were your TikTok shots or.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
For the day, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
On the phone with us. Right now, we've got one
of the biggest w w E fans in the entire world,
big wrestling fan. And I know Digital Jake is thinking
the same thing I am. If he were in the
studio with us right now, Jake would suplex him with
an R KO I r L until we l old.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
I know we're laughing at the end.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'm not really sure what I said either. Yeah, but
Digital Jake would that work?
Speaker 8 (48:21):
Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 9 (48:22):
Okay. None of those were right in the correct order,
But yeah, those were words.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
Anything is possible in the world of w W E. Jake,
you know that, Robert, Welcome to the show Man. How
you doing.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
I'm doing great? Thank you guys. Yeah, i'd agree with
put together. Yeah, you guys got me hyped up a
little bit.
Speaker 12 (48:41):
With that John Cenny music playing that I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
I totally knew that that's what that music was.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Yeah, yeah, yes, we're just about ready to go. Brook's
gonna leave the studio. We can go over the rules
real quick, thirty seconds on the clocked. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
say pass. But you have to beat her outright if
you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (49:00):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Before we begin. Who's your favorite wrestler? Then is the
min Let's do this get the victory for the miz today.
Here we go. Your time starts now. Today is Tourist
Appreciation Day. What's the most visited tourist attraction in the
United States annually? What is the capital city of Spain?
(49:24):
I'm the King of the World is a famous quote
from what movie Pademic. Alan Shepard, Sally Ryde and John
glenn All had. What profession.
Speaker 8 (49:33):
Acting.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
What is the technical word for the shape of the
ring in an m M A fight, which sport is
known worldwide as the beautiful game. Robert, well done, there,
that was solid. Brook's gonna come back into the studios.
She's not too scared.
Speaker 6 (49:50):
No, she's not scared. She came back.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Now, what's it called, Robert.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
I'm really so.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
It sounded good to me, But I did learn a
very disturbing fact about Robert here. He said he told
that produced before coming on that his favorite segment on
the show is laser Stories, and it's where he gets
the majority of his news in this area. Forget CNN,
forget Fox News, MSNBC, no TikTok. He gets all the
(50:26):
information about what's going on in the world from laser Stories.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
You know about crimes committed in Florida and different polls.
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Than I need to.
Speaker 7 (50:37):
People are like, did you hear of the giant political
announcement today? He's like, I know that one guy lost
a tooth at that gas stage.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
And then he fought the police for some read headline.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Right, Robert, I'm glad that we're giving you the important
information that you need to know.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
You're still smarter than the people that get their news
from TikTok.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Brook. Now it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (51:03):
I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Your time starts now. Today is Tourist Appreciation Day. What's
the most visited tourist attraction in the United States annually?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
The Grand Canyon.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
What is the capital city of Spain?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh, Barcelona.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
I'm the king of the world. Is a famous quote
from what movie?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Uh? Titanic?
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Alan Shepherd, Sally Ride and John glenn All had. What
profession astronaut? What is the technical word for the shape
of the ring in an mma fight?
Speaker 1 (51:31):
The shape of a ring a square?
Speaker 5 (51:34):
Which sport is known worldwide as the beautiful game?
Speaker 9 (51:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
That would be golf.
Speaker 5 (51:40):
Oh well, we'll see if any of what you said.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
On a golf course beautiful.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, we'll see if any of that's true. When we
go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 9 (51:48):
Remove your lips from the toaster.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
You are doing it all wrong.
Speaker 6 (51:55):
You got three?
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, I give me three, give me three.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
Let's go lover Pinder and got the three country.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I get it, I get it. I know what.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
Robert, well done. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
Tourist Appreciation Day, the most visited tourist attraction in the
US brook. It's not the Grand Canyon. Come on, now,
it's a city. It's Times Square. Fifty million people a
year visit Times Square. Capital city of Spain is Madrid.
Yeah you did.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
I'm the King of the World.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Is a famous quote from the movie Titanic. Alan Shephard,
Sally Right, and John Glenn were all astronauts. The technical
word for the shape of an mm A fighting ring
is he It's the octagon.
Speaker 7 (52:48):
That's how they call it.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
They always say step into the Octagoname.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Literally, have never watched a single second of MMA.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Robert knows. And the sport known worldwide is the beautiful
game is soccer because soccer great Peley called it the
beautiful game and it stuck. Robert, it was enough to win.
You beat Brookes today. Congratulations. So you get one hundred
dollars plus just for playing. We're also gonna toss in
a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any
(53:17):
Disney theme park or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 8 (53:21):
Awesome, thank you, guys.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah that sucked. I didn't like it at all.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Congratulations Robert whatever, Robert, Hey, thanks for being on with us.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
We'll do it again, same time tomorrow
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Welcome to the full show. We got a brand new
episode for you that's starting right now. It's freaking Jeffrey,
thank you so much for being on the podcast. And god,
it's a really tie for me on my favorite segment
today because the TikTok click shock with the woman and
the pet in her car. Say that I've seen the video.
It is crazy. You cannot miss that segment and say
(00:23):
yes to the X is so good today too. So
we've got a lot of fun planned for you in
the next hour. Yeah, we got some comments, Alexis. Yeah,
I went from it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Devi eight who said I had a dream the other
night where the Brook and Jeffrey Show went on tour,
selling out stadiums everywhere. The only other thing I remember
is Brooke lip singing wop by Cardi B on stage
and it was not very good.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey, that love you guys. That is a big insult.
It would go down, though I would feel like I
did a good job with it, would be awful.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Everyone would here, Yes, whether it was good or bad.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I love that dream. We're gonna try to make it
a reality for you, turn it into a nightmare. All right,
Let's get this full show started.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
A few months ago. We made the very difficult decision
to vault a segment called Headlines on.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It was hard for anyone but you.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It was the best Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
There were lots of tears because if you've never heard
it before, it was a feature beloved by millions, if
not billions or trillions around the world.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, absolutely, we have a trillion.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Listeners where I read a real news headline and then
gave you zero other details or information about it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes, it was like being on Facebook where we would
then comment without any.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
You're selling it so well, broke.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Everybody loved it. But well, today we're gonna bring it
back kind of kind of a new unimproved.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Version called Florid headline.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Ze, let's get right into it. Your first Florida headline only. Okay,
Tallahassee suburb has rampant peacock problem, so local veterinarian starts
program for peacock vasectomies. Wow, I can't tell you if
it's working. Don't even ask, because remember this is Florida
(02:24):
headlines only.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay that was a long Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Next, out of port Charlotte headline reads community being terrorized
by man throwing fresh groceries through windows of homes.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, you're not that sad if you're getting new
especially if he's throwing eggs.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I mean, wait a minute. Was it mostly raw meats
and canned corn? Possibly? But I'll never tell because remember
it's Florida headlines only.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
We can't really get into this job.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And your final headline out of the City of Naples. Drunken,
antless man arrested with naughty bits on display tells police
his name is Charles Dickens. Was it really him? I
can't say. Remember, Lord, headlines only, and let's wrap it
(03:16):
up and get on.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
We're gonna move to your shock collar question of the
day I got.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I actually felt good about that one.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Was nice.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
We're not gonna vault it just yet, but we're gonna
send it over to the man who's filling in for
our digital producer today, the man that most single ladies
in our area called the three legged, red haired platypus.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Don't ask why, I've heard people say that at the bar.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
He's our technical director, Ashton. Ashton, take it away.
Speaker 9 (03:45):
Why On this day in eighteen eighty six, a little
Fizzy Brown America potion was sold for the first time
at a pharmacy in Atlanta. They called it Coca Cola.
It only costs five cents of glass and they claim
(04:05):
to cut kia headaches, fight oppression and roversia, husband's impotence
in bed.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Have another glass.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Well, fast forward to today. It's the world's most popular
soft drink, but it's not the only famous soda that
had an impact on our lives. That's why, in honor
of America's most iconic caffeinated sugar water, we're doing a
special Fizzy Facts edition.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
P I'm twenty shop.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
I'm sorry, so my best drake impression set a number
one through twenty and I'll ask you a question about
a popular soft drink. Just answer it correctly to stay
in the game. Okay, and we're gonna start with the
woman who always thought Minnesota was where they made tiny
cans of coke.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Alexis choose a number three, right, What soda was originally
invented as a whiskey mixer, but somehow became the drink
of choice for twelve year olds at pizza parties.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I know this.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And it is so good. What drinking wasn't used as
a mixer for whiskey drinks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I think you're roop beer.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, I think you're gonna be I don't know, keep thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I can't keep thinking.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
There's not much more thoughts to come. Okay, group Beer.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
I'm sorry, Alexis. I'm talking about the one the only
Mountain Dew, that's right. It was originally created in Tennessee
as a whiskey mixer and then rebranded in nineteen sixty one.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Oh on the mountains of Tennessee. That was a code
red failure.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
We're gonna move on to brook.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Brook number seven.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Number seven what soda brand first sold in eighteen eighty five,
beat Coca Cola to the market by one year, and
was originally marketed as a brain tonic.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Brain tonic. I know, doctor Pepper. The kid worked in
a pharmacy when he was young, and then he came
up with a pop that kind of like emulated the
smells and tastes of medicine.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Really would you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Which feels kind of brain tonicy? Give me dtor Pepper.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Ehs cood Brook.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
It was invented in Waco, Texas eighteen eighty five, making
it the oldest major soft drink brand in the US
and the second most interesting thing to come out.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Of Waco e versus.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, okay, Jose, pick a number for me, sir, twelve.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Number twelve, which lemon lime soda basically exists to settle
the Sprite versus seven Up arguments. That's sad restaurants.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh sad, this's.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Got to be an off brand. Oh yeah, story.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Remember like the squirt Ones that was like a weird one.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I loved And that's totally the answer.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It squirts Squirt Square.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
I'm sorry, Jose, you were onto it. I'm talking about
Sierra Missed or Storry.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
PEPCI launched Sierra Missed in nineteen ninety nine to compete
with Sprite and seven Up, then rebranded it as Starry.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
In twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, where is that?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Okay, Jeffrey, Well, we are talking about some special phizzy
facts for today's edition of plenty of twenty. Please pick
a number for me, number fourteen, which root beer sounds
like a law firm, but it is really just a
frosty treat that's been around since nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Law There's Bark's root Beer, There's Dad's Old Fashions, there's
mugg yeah, oh oh, is it a and w.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
It is?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
We're gonna go back to you Brook eighteen, which failed
Clear Cola from nineteen ninety two. Try to Makenesota?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Okay, waiting for that?
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Yeah, Jeff aarra. If you get this correct, you and
Brooke will both be the winners of today's plenty of
twenty one number number twenty in twenty twenty, which soda
brand launched a coffee version because apparently we weren't jittery
enough from sugar and bubbles alone.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Who likes to go crazy with their flavors? Let's go pepsi?
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Oh, I'm sorry, so close, Jeff, I was looking for
Coca cola. They blended coke with Brazilian coffee to keep
you both buzzed and confused.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
All right.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
That means that today Brooke is the winner.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Of plenty of twenty. Alright, Brook, And since you won,
you get to choose who gets shocked. They're gonna be
singing Diet Pepsi by Addison Ray.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Who's it going to be for not knowing her kids?
Pizza parties?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Close? The only person who probably knows this song.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I do love this song.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Okay, go for it?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Summer Love ah sexy sitting on his lapsip and diet pepsi.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Speaking of a cure for impotence. There you go, Matt,
was your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tab coming up right after.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
On this show.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
We like to prank people when the stakes are highest. Yeah,
for sure, bride one week before her wedding, a little
league coach the night before the championship game, get pregnant
woman mid labor?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Are so funny?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Oh yeah, it is the best.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
And one of our listeners is right on the same
page as us because she decided to prank her sister
during one of the most vulnerable times of her life,
while she was waiting for college acceptance letters. Yes, and
the result left her entire family completely stunned. And it's
been over five years since it happens. Still nobody knows
(09:56):
the actual truth behind it. She's finally gonna tell all
right here in a brand new mass speaker that's coming
up right now. You don't hear me confession I can't
take back ow armed mouse speaker text and seventy five
(10:16):
nine two says my wife hates that I always chew gum,
but I can't tell her it's nicotine gum. To wean
me off of the vapes she didn't know about, which
replaced the cigarettes. I said, I didn't smoke when we
first met.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh, no, you're making stridd.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Job on you.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I mean sometimes I'm just impressed that how good people
are at hiding secrets from their loved.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ones, especially really stinky secrets. Yeah, I never know how
people do that.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I want to learn how to be a better liar.
So come on the show and tell us how you
do it by sharing your secrets anonymously. Here on the
Mass Speaker. And we've got a woman who wants to
confess using the fake name Daphne today.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
So Daphne, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, we're gonna be talking about a friend in your life.
I'll just think it's Scooby doo.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh yeah. Yeah, it's hard to think of anything else
named Daphne. But the voice changer is on. You are
the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
So I have an older sister, she's just about two
years older than me, and she's always been like a
really big procrastinator, and especially so when it came to
applying for colleges.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
And I'm with her on that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, that's so not a firstborn child thing.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
I like it.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
So Mama's always on her about applying, applying, where you applying?
What's going on? And so I kind of took the
opportunity to play a little prank on her.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh it's interesting, this is a confession, because does that
mean she doesn't know?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
She has no idea?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
No, be diabolical. What did you do?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
I went online and found a copy of a college
acceptance letter from Harvard? What and I edited to say
that my sister got into Harvard. No, she applied Harbor,
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
She didn't even apply.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wait, hold on, you still sound so tickled with yourself
about this. I mean, even if she doesn't apply, like
to get something like that.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Yeah, but I would be like confused, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, but what if you're eighteen, you're seventeen, You're like, ah,
that's how it works.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
They this is how scouting works. Yes, only wants the
best in the bride is.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Known about me from somebody.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I'm a little confused, though, Deafne. How did you present
this to her?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
I got it mailed like to our house. Actually, My
mom is the one who like gone out of the
mail and she opened it freaked out, Oh.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
My god, Christy into Harbor.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
She opened her daughter's acceptance letter.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Well that's what parents do when like college letters are
coming in. The plants are always like looking for that Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
When I'm in my community college.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
We all cried.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah video, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
He was waitlisted the community college. But still that was
a big deal for Hosing's family. So like your mom
bought it.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
My mom bought it. My sister was completely confused. She's like,
I didn't apply to Harvard like she of course because she,
I mean, she wasn't going to get into Harvard, like.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Most people that's not.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Wouldn't get it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
It sounds like if anybody should have gotten too Harvard,
it should be you for being able to like figure
out how to pull off this stuff.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
I mean, this is a Harvard level prank.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I'm very serious. So what happened?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Yeah, so my mom is like, oh my gosh, maybe
one of your counselors did it for you. And my
sister is still very confused, Like I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Your mom thinks that highly of your sister, where she's like,
there's no way that this is not those counselors wrote
your essay for you.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Somebody believes in you.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I mean that's what moms are there.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's true. So wait, did she call the school? Like
what do you do? You call admissions?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Well, she went back to school and like talked to
the counselors and everyone was like, looks really ahol, But
like we didn't do that. Like everyone bought the letter.
Like she showed this acceptance letter to everyone. Everyone bought it.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you not getting nervous at some point that you're
going to be found out?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Are you just like cracking up laughing the whole time?
Speaker 8 (14:12):
I mean it was hysterical and I'm thinking, like, eventually
this is gonna break, and like we'll figure it out.
But she ended up trying to call Harvard. No one
had any idea what was going on. She ends up
driving over there because they couldn't figure it out over
the phone. They finally confirmed there's no record of her,
and so I'm like, all right, well here we are,
(14:33):
We're at the end, right, But no, she ended up
liking the area so much that she just enrolled in
a community college over there.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Wait, so the whole reason she ended up in Boston
was because of you in a fake Harvard letter.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Yeah, and like that freshman year she met her now husband.
She still lives there to this day, and it's all
because of the break.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
At any point, did you think this is when I
should stop her?
Speaker 8 (14:59):
I put her into so it can.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Only get funnier though, the longer that the prank goes on,
So you don't want to end it too early.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
It did end great, Q.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You set it up.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I feel like you have to reveal at this point.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You should have at their wedding.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
I feel like I could reveal.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Do they have like an anniversary coming up or you know,
is there like some sort of family gathering, because I
do feel like it needs to be an epic reveal.
It can't just be like you tell her oversend the letter.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I can to the reunion for Harvard reunion.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, I disagree, though, I think you have to kill
even farther. You give her an acceptance letter to NASA. Now,
now she's going to end up on Mars and it's
all going to be thanks to her little sister.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I'm a Mars brain surgeon.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's wild pranks and badly.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah, act like everything happens for a reason.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Like this is why I thought for sure your mom
was going to go totally stage mom and like sue
Harvard for messing up the.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Able to tell over the phone.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Where did you go to school?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
By the way, Daphne Community College.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
I wasn't planning to go to Harvard. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
In text in seven eighty five nine too, if you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband
because he recently applied for a home equity line of credit.
He was nervous about what he'd be able to qualify for,
So we're going to match him with the most financially
reputable person on our show, Jose. He's going to be
(16:42):
our loan officer, and hopefully nothing distracts him from getting
the job done.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
That never happens.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's a.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Hello, Hi, I'm was cost credit? Is this Barry?
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Oh? Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 11 (17:03):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
I'm doing well? Thanks? I'm calling you today because you
fill out an application for a home equity line of
credit with US.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Well, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I know nowadays a lot of people need that money
right tackle projects improvements around the house. So I'm just
gonna ask you some questions so that we can see.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
What we're working with.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well I'm gonna call here guys.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
But wait, no, way, guys, gosh, what are.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
You doing Margantina? You guys are all behind us. Guys,
I'm on a business call.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Can we do this in a little bit?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, there's take no.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Okay, okay, I'll be right out. Didn't I just speak
her out?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Well?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
I am so sorry about that. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
Oh. I mean, I guess happy birthday, thank.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
You, it's my birthday. And not very subtle about it.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
I mean, do you want to just call me back later?
I'm at my phone all day.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
No, sir, No, Look, we have got to get back
to your application. We have to see what you qualify for.
This is exciting time for you.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
It's not about me.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Today, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
I don't want to ruin anything. It's probably not a
big deal.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Absolutely, Honestly, they can't eat the whole cake in ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Right, right?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
So, anyway, I saw you put down on your form
your shared household income. Is that for this current year
or was that last year's annual.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
The last tax year? Yeah, well that's great.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
Based on what I'm seeing, you should have no problem
qualifying for a a really large.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Guy.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
No, I just told you. I'm on a call.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
We're done.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
No, I'm not done.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Hey, guys, Hey, you got me though.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
You see just one coming.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I wish you to listen.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, you guys, listen to me.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
We'll cut the music. Cut the music, please, please, please please?
I told you, guys, I'll come out when I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
What, No, don't do me.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I'm the only one making money for this company. Can
I finish the call? Sorry about that again?
Speaker 11 (19:18):
You could just put me on mute or hold and
if you need a humanutes.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Well, if I knew it was coming, I may do that.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
I just these guys, I really seem to like you.
I just go out there and celebrate.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I know, not a big deal.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
No, I will, and they like me also because I'm
really good at my job. And so Marcantina probably need
to read the room a little bit right, so I could.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Finish sure, Okay.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Yeah, anyway, so I'm talking about efficiency.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Where was I income last year?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Income? Yeah, so your shared household income. I think with
these numbers, if I can verify them, it just can
allow for a pretty big credit line. I mean, which
you could do a lot with. Ru Good Lord, I said,
I want to freaking business. Cop Am I the only
(20:07):
one getting work done around here?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Don't kill happy birthday?
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Meet, don't kill yell happy birthday.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Getting louder doesn't help.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Damn music, shut it off. Maybe we should celebrate with
layouts instead.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah, get out of here. Sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I had to put you on hold real quick.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
Yeah, man, I wasn't on the hold.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
I heard all that.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Oh you heard that?
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Oh yeah, well that's that's unfortunate. They are a good
group of workers, though, just not great at listening. Right,
You got my back on that.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
Look I get at work places are tough.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yeah, but I do swear to God, if that door
opens again, I am gonna get out of this chair
and I am gonna go belt to ass on somebody.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
I mean, it sounds like they want to do something
nice for you.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Well, it would be nice if they just listened to me,
let me finish my work. So anyway back to your application,
it looks good. But my question is, has anyone ever
prank called you on the radio before? Because if you
have what, we could give you a bonus discount.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Huh, because you're.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Getting phone tap right now by a radio station.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
What the hell company?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's not aday.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Michelle set you up.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
She said she wanted us to prank you.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
She said, your birthday is coming up, but she wanted
a three surprise party. But we thought it would be
way funnier if you just had to listen to someone
else's surprise party over and over and over. Happy Birthday
from Brooking Jeffrey Berry. But you got denied that loan.
All right, I gotta hang out now.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Weeke up.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Everyone knows when it comes to relationships, the biggest fights
always start over the dumbest, most trivial things. That Brooks
told us that her marriage almost ended four different times
over how to properly load the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
No, I told there, yeah, you can figure it out.
I mean, he like, why would you put.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
The bulls like that. I just don't understand.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Okay, he's not here right now. You can have that
fight later when you go home. But naturally, that's why
one of our listeners has reached out. He got dumped
months ago by his ex girlfriend during an argument about toenails.
Not only has he changed his way since then, he's
brought receipts to prove it, hoping he can get one
(22:44):
more chance with her. We'll see if it works out
in a brand new Say Yes to the X. Right
after this, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, back
with a brand new edition of Say Yes to the X.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Yeah, if you haven't heard it before.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
That's where we try to connect too, mostly sane people
who've been broken up with each other for whatever reason,
and one of them wants another chance.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
And it's interesting because in the past week we've received
a lot of submissions from people who want to reconnect
with an old flame.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Is it like the season for it or something's going on?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
And I as get out of the way any of us,
any of our exes.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Jeff thank you for bringing this up, because Brooke, I
wanted to say this directly to you.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah, God, please stop submitting.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
We have received fourteen different email requests from Brook, with
different guys on each one, and well, we appreciate you
not only being a host but also a listener to
the show. We're going to ask you to pause your thirst,
try to quench it for a little bit, and maybe
help out someone else who's not working on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Jeffrey A.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I am happily married and b.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
And why do you put air quotes up?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Imagine that every time I have way more than fourteen exes.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh that never would be vastly hot.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
But only fourteen that you really pined for?
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Still head anyway, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Sure we could discuss your dating history for years years
on this show, but let's try and help out somebody
who needs our help right now. His name is Gavin.
Thanks for being here, dude. Tell us about this X
that you want to reconnect with.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
Yeah, pil Michelle, we dated for a little while, a
few months, I guess. Then it was going really well.
I was super into her.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Yeah, first few.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Months normally go really well, right, you would hope, Yeah
it's off.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bad then it's usually a red flag. Why did you
guys break up?
Speaker 12 (24:39):
Okay, so I've been doing this podcast where I would
tell personal stories.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
From my life.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You were the host, you were telling your own stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
The cast, you're our competition.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Oh no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So people think this is so simple, but it gets
messy real quick.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Wait a minute, is this Gavin from Gavin and Gavin
in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
So what you told stories about your own life on
this podcast?
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Yeah, it would just be, you know, embarrassing stories from
my life or if I had a crazy night out
with my buddies. Yeah, but then part of it was
telling stories about my dating life, and so that would
include details about like my new girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I'll say I've done this for decades now,
shared my own personal life, and like the rule that
I always try to follow is I always try to
tell my own story, not somebody else's, and I always
try to make myself look the.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Worst, which was super easy for you.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
Funny, it's same to make fun of right, people hate me.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
In the beginning, I messed up all the time too.
I heard some people's feelings. I'm guessing that's what happened
to you.
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Yeah, So anytime somebody did something strange or out of pocket,
we just talk about, like, is this weird. Is it
a red flag? Like I did it with all the
girls I had dated?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It wasn't doesn't make it okay with Michelle though?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
What was she?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Was she on the podcast talking about it with you
or was it just you talking about it by yourself?
Speaker 12 (26:06):
No, she was not, a guess, it was just me
talking about it.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, Okay, what incident did you share that upset her?
Let's share it again?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
At least we know beforehand this is not the okay story.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
It's not his current girlfriend, so he's allowed to talk,
at least not yet.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
I don't even remember the specific details. But it was
like there was one time where she threw a tantrum.
It was like about where we clipped our toenail.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh yeah, like what room you clipped them? You do
it in a gross place, that's a reason.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, the only answer is the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Everywhere else kind of girls outside.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Maybe that's not like I was doing it, like at
the dinner table or.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Anything on her bed pillow or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, So wait, when you're telling this story on the podcast,
I'm guessing you're not making fun of yourself. You're telling
it about how she's getting upset for no reason.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
I guess I'm realizing more and also from y'all's reactions
that its people are kind of sensitive about it more
than I think about.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I got your back.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I chew my fingernails all the time and I put
them in a little pile in front of me, and
every once in a while I forget to throw them
away after the break. I can see why that's gross.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean, that doesn't matter. It's that you're talking about
it the podcast, right, Like, what what's her response?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Well?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
How, first of all, if she wasn't on the podcast,
how did she learn about it?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Like?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Did you tell her about it? Yeah, there's a lot
of stuff that I don't tell people that I date.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You have a full show, and you wouldn't tell the
person you're dating.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Never Are you kidding? This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
She knew about the podcast, right.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
Yeah, she knew about the podcast, but she didn't like
listen to it all the time. But one of her
friends found it and forwarded the audio.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, oh god, does that means somebody else is upset
about it for her?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
And she wasn't thrilled that you were talking about her.
Speaker 12 (27:48):
No, she got really pissed off and confronted me about it,
and we got into it and she was like, you
have no right to broadcast my life, and I'm like,
what's my life I'm broadcasting?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean, is that what you guys broke up over?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Then?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Yeah, she said she felt that she was like totally
betrayed and I'm an a hole for talking about it,
and she dumped me.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, okay, and where are you at with that? Now?
Are you regretful?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
I'm absolutely regretful. I mean I don't even do the
podcast anymore, and I took down all of it, and
I feel like I'm I'm mature and I have a
different perspective on things now.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
So wait a minute, I mean, does she know that
you quit the whole podcast because of this? That's kind
of endearing, like.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Because he didn't have any listeners.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
A, well, you couldn't talk about your dates.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
Yeah, I mean I didn't have any delusions of grandeur.
It was always just a fun thing and it ran.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Its course and now you moved on to whatever it's next.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Well, she might be happy to hear that, Yeah, you
don't have a podcast to talk about her on anymore.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
And that seemed to be the biggest issue that she had.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Yeah, I mean I have different opinions now about sharing
my things for all the public to know.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
But like I learned lessons by hopefully.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You could share a little bit more about yourself personally.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You know, we call the person who hates to be
in the public.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Actually, Brooks, she's already on the line right now, waiting
on hold.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
She just doesn't know why yet.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, so she knows, she knows she's about to be
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yes, yes, she does not know that it's her ex
boyfriend Gavin on the other line, hoping to get another
chance with her. Do not tell her.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
I have four fingernails in front of me right now, we're.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Leaving all the nails companies out of the conversation. We're
just going to focus on Gavin and Michelle and the
possibility of reconciling when we come back and continue Say
Yes to the.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
X right after that, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
Say Yes to the X with our listener, Gavin, who's
been thinking a lot about his ex girlfriend Michelle lately
because they split up months ago. When Gavin was doing
his own podcast at the time, telling stories about his
personal life, and naturally that included details of his dating
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life with Michelle Well.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I mean he did describe her being upset as a
tantrum even to us. Yes, which.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
A bad description, right right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
You really don't want to talk to something and when
she found that out, she obviously didn't like being talked
about on his show. It led to her breaking things
off with him. But the good news is things are
different now. Gavin. You're not doing your podcast anymore. You
took it down. You say you've matured, you're reconsidering Alexis.
(30:41):
Can you not do that in the middle of our show.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
She's trying to interrupt you.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Actually extremely rude to do that.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
But Gavin, you're hoping for another chance now that that
chapter is behind you. Are you feeling nervous before we
bring her on?
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And you know what, we didn't ask what was the
last conversation you had with her?
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Like?
Speaker 12 (31:07):
I think it was the breakup conversation. I don't remember
having any contact after that.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Like sad.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
Yeah, I mean it started heated, but by the end
I was pretty sad. I regret the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I'm sure we could have heard it on your podcast
exactly what was like?
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Because you didn't take it down?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Could you repeat that, I didn't hit record.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Anyway, So again we've moved on from that from your
old podcast. And now Michelle is on the phone. She
hasn't heard any of the previous segment that we did
with her. We've just had her on hold this whole time,
and she knows she's been selected to be on the radio,
just doesn't know why yet.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Disappointing when she doesn't get concert tickets.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Out of this.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Yes, maybe not.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Maybe she's gonna be really excited to learn how much
Gavin has changed.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
I will say, look right, all right, the things that
he's naturally done, deleting everything and quitting casting all together.
I think it was a huge gesture.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
But I don't think he did it for her.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
No, he just did it because he's like, hey, I
don't need this anymore.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Like he learned.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
He said, he's changed, he's grown.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12 (32:09):
Yeah, I mean it was a it was a combination
of things, but I definitely knew that it had to
come down before I could do something like this.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Okay, good point.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Well, yeah, I think we're in a good spot. We're
gonna bring on Michelle. We'll just talk to her first, Gavin,
and then we'll tell her that you're on the line.
But let's talk to her real quick, so let's punch
her up here.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Hello is this Michelle?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Hello, Hey, hi.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Michelle, good morning, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Good, good morning. Thank you so much for being on
with us today. I was sorry to keep you on
hold for so long.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
All good, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
We usually actually put people on hold for longer.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
So, yeah, we like you.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's usually me And so they forgot someone was on
the phone and into the break room.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
That person that won that prize is still.
Speaker 14 (32:55):
So tell them.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
But no, we're having you on today.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
I know you don't know, but it's a segment that
we do called say Yes to the x.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
If I like the sound of this.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, okay, here Jeff out.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, because there is a certain guy that you used
to date, and basically you've.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Been on his mind a lot lately.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
He isn't sure if you're dating anybody else right now,
or if you're single or anything like that. But the
whole point of this is he's open to the idea
of maybe re exploring things with you.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's a good way to put it.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Okay, but yes, who is it that you are talking about?
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Well, before I tell you, do you need to cough again?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, sorry, before anticipation, before I say.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I just want to know. Are you dating anybody right now?
Are you single?
Speaker 13 (33:52):
I am currently single, but I am dating. I'm dating around.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Okay, Okay, you're going on dating?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Well that's good to know.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Because there is a certain X who says that you
guys broke up not too long ago, just a few
months back, and you had a fight with him about podcasting.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh she could jump right in, hun, Jeff, bring up
the bad part.
Speaker 13 (34:12):
Oh it's Gavin.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good at guessing.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Good job.
Speaker 13 (34:17):
Yeah, I remember. How could I forget?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
He was talking about me a lot. All our friends
are listening. I didn't like it. It was really embarrassing.
It's a huge turn off for me at the time,
and so I don't know, it's just it was. It's
weird for me.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, But the podcast never existed. Would the relationship have continued.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
It's hard to say. Maybe.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Okay, Okay, there's a possibility there, and we would like
to give you the chance to talk directly to Gavin
about it, because.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
We're doing a podcast collab.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
No, no, it's not a podcast collab.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I will say, like Vin is on the other line
right now waiting to talk to you. Oh god, yeah,
it's a good thing.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
I think.
Speaker 13 (35:11):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Well let's find out. Gavin, are you there, I'm here, Govin?
Speaker 13 (35:15):
What are you doing?
Speaker 14 (35:17):
What is this?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Why are we here?
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Look the way I remember it is that when we
were together, we had a good time, and we've broke
up over something stupid, Like I stopped doing the podcast.
It's not that important for me. It was just something
I did for fun. I apologize for airing your dirty laundry.
It's it's not something that I would do again. And
I don't know. I heard you said that you're dating, Like, like,
(35:44):
are you dating like a lot of people or I
am dating.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
I'm exploring.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
I mean that's cool obviously, Like I wouldn't be like, oh, no,
you're dating people.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
I won't.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
I'm not interested, Like you're a single person, but like
if you want to hang out, i'd be into that.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Just said that.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
I mean, I don't know. I don't know about that,
but I don't know if I want to. I want
to tell you this because it's going to sound a
little hypocritical.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
What what is it?
Speaker 13 (36:14):
I recently started my own podcast about dating.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, it's her telling her own story.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Yes, I her like I'm engaged before saying I have
a podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, So you're comfortable talking about yourself. You just don't
like to hear other people talk about you.
Speaker 13 (36:41):
It's different because at the time we were in a
committed relationship and he was talking about me, and I'm
not in that right now, I'm dating.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
You're just talking about random guys. You go out on
single dates with Gavin? How does this make you feel
hearing that?
Speaker 12 (36:56):
I mean, it's kind of crazy to me because I
never would thought that you would. So, like, you're talking
about basically the same stuff though, right like the people
you date.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
No, it's different.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
I'm not my partner like you.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Did, just banging on random guys. Yeah, random totally, but
anonomous in random.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I mean that's what.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Every podcast ever.
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Yeah, if you don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
If you can't pinpoint the person, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Gavin, are you upset with her? Are you are you
flattered that she's like kind of following in your footsteps,
like where's your head?
Speaker 12 (37:27):
I'm a little shocked and surprised by it, for sure,
just not It's not something I would have expected given
her a reaction to what happened.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I can't believe you have an exit you still like
and you didn't find her podcast?
Speaker 9 (37:39):
Yeah, yeah, you're not stock her pages.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Sounds like he's been so traumatized by his podcasting experience
he probably doesn't go to any.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Podcast or blocked him on everything.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, okay, I'm sensing some common ground between the two there.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
I mean, I guess that's cool.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
It doesn't bother me.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
I mean, obviously I've some experience doing it, so I
understand why someone would do it.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Kevin, do you want to listen to her podcast?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
And probably not other people's dated.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Hold on though, if you guys hang out, are you
going to talk about him?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Or you guys are gonna do a co podcast together?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
He could be your guest.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
I wouldn't hang out with him if he wouldn't let
me talk about him.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
I feel that that is juicy content to be like,
I went on a date with my ex and now
I'm gonna dish.
Speaker 13 (38:28):
Yeah, we have to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, Gavin, looks like the tables have turned. My friend,
these guys are going.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
To go on dates now and then go report back
on your own podcast on how good or bad the
day was.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Well. Michelle seems open to giving him one more chance
for a date, as long as Gavin agrees to being
talked about on her podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Gavin doesn't have a podcast.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Will you say yes to your ex? Now, Gavin?
Speaker 12 (38:51):
I mean I would take the chances that that if
I did anything embarrassing and stupid that I guess I
would deserve to be exposed for it.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
It's funny that you use the word if.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
But let's uh, So, you guys are gonna go out again,
are we? She sounds skiddy, yeah, because she's thinking of
all the content she's gonna be.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
I know, my mind just started like swirling. I am down,
I am ready.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Well, then, is this the first time that we've ever
had a positive ending to this segment?
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I mean I haven't been doing tally marks, So I'm
gonna go with you.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yes, I swear.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
If Michelle's podcast becomes bigger than ours, though, we're coming
after you.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Michelle.
Speaker 13 (39:34):
Yeah, I look out, I'm coming right at you.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
It's on.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
How can you make Florida jealous? Well, Ohio is about
to with the wild traffic stop that's going viral for
the most insane reason ever. Plus the new fast food
menu hack you can order that makes a regular item
taste exactly like your favorit writt Carnival food. And they
(40:03):
always taught you don't listen to strangers who say they
have something.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Cool in the back of their van.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah, well one woman ignored that and she had the
best day ever. You're gonna hear all that and no
more in a brand new TikTok click Shot. We're doing
it coming up right now. It's almost Mother's Day, and
this year, when mom opens up her greeting card, you
need to make sure there's two things inside of it.
(40:30):
A coupon for a free French kiss and TikTok click
shot because Mom's love TikTok click Shock, where we discuss
the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. Let's open
up our mouths and get right to your first TikTok
click shock.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I'm differently Yeah, I love.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
My mom and I know my mom loves This story
out of Springfield Township Ohio. It started as a Facebook
post from the police department, then it went viral, getting
millions of views on TikTok in the past twenty four hours.
But it all centered around a police traffic stop where
the driver, fifty five year old Victoria Idyll, was pulled
over and detained because she had active warrants.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
After she was handcuffed, the police went to go search
your car and they found something moving inside of it.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
What Oh.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Officers could barely contain themselves when they saw here's the audio.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
The raccoon has her meth fight.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
What as she want her mes fight?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
He's playing with a meth.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Pipe right now?
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Oh, there's no.
Speaker 14 (41:42):
There's no one, all right, had enough fun in games?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
She had a raccoon.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Apparently, Victoria has a pet raccoon named Chewy, who was
unharmed during this.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Incident except for the meth habit that she has.
Speaker 6 (42:01):
Ever it's Ohio Brook, It's normal, but it's.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Like the alternative ending to Guardians of the Galaxy just
ends up smoking math.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
At the end.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Officers also found crack cocaine, more meth, and even more
meth pipes, and Victoria claimed it all belonged to the raccoons.
Speaker 11 (42:19):
She had nothing to do with.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
It, I mean rehab.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Victoria is now facing multiple drug charges and was cited
for driving under suspension. And if you're wondering, is it
legal to own a raccoon in the state of Ohio,
I'm gonna go yes, it is, Yeah, with proper paperwork
and permits.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
And she had them. They were underneath all the cracks
in her car.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
That's the thing she did legally. Yes, your animals, I.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Guess that was a TikTok click shock. Your next TikTok
click shot is a secret menu hack from Real bad
Lands Chugs. It's the name of the account.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I was going to go to the your place, all right.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Guys Google Real bad Lands Chugs is a beverage connoisseur
with four million followers, and he says he's chugging the
world one bottle at a time.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Trying them all out.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Yeah, he tries all like the crazy beverage.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
He gives him to. She stops coming out.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
I need something. Every every video he posts shows some
crazy new drink. But the one that's going viral right
now is a secret menu hacked from a very popular
fast food place, McDonald's, oh yeah, and apparently you can
order this, but I'll let him explain it.
Speaker 14 (43:33):
Wow, it looks like a McDonald's sprite. It sounds like
a McDonald's sprite, but show have you add three pumps
of vanilla syrup. This turns into a cotton candy sprite.
Oh man, this is the new hack for twenty twenty five.
I'm trying it. Then you take a sit. Oh my god,
(43:58):
I'm telling you it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
After drinking that much soda probably has an effect on it,
but oh my god.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
That much syrup in the sprite.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
You missed it.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
You order a regular sprite fountain soda. McDonald's then asked
them to add three pumps of French vanilla syrup to it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
They have because of the coffee, and when you do that,
it gives it a carnival themed taste. Whoa please? If
my children don't listen to.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
This, people jumped in the comments immediately, saying, oh my god,
I'm driving to Mickey's right now so I could try this.
This is amazing. My kids are gonna love it. But
others were posting their own secret McDonald's menu.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
McDonald's workers hate when we do this.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
They're like, I don't know how great these are. This
one is called the mc grilled cheese, where you order
a plane cheeseburger without the burger.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Patty and you just have a slice of cheese with
the with the bun. I mean, it's not even like melted.
They don't even they're not gonna toast it for you.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
I'm not really sure if that one counts.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
You're literally ordering your struggle meal delicious. Another hack someone
post that is called the mccrape. It's a McDonald's pancake
topped with a crunchy yogurt parfe just dumped on top
of it. Again, not really sure if these qualify as men.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
You have people tried these when they were at their
lo low.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Like they're so hungry that it tasted good.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Yeah, this is Victoria from Ohio and her pet raccoon's favorite.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Meal, so let's on top of it.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
And that was a TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
In your final TikTok click shot is from a woman.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
In North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Her name is Eliza Lieberman and she just got one
point seven million views on her viral video. It all
started because she is a bumper sticker on the back
of her car that says I stop for goats, and
she was driving around recently when this happened.
Speaker 15 (46:08):
I'm driving to my workout class. So this guy pulls
up next to me and he's like, I saw your
bumper sticker, and I actually have baby goats in the
back of my truck right now, and I'm taking them
to my office to let my coworkers meet them if
you want to come see them. And I'm like a woman. Obviously,
I'm thinking to myself, I'm either about to get trafficked
or this is going to be the best of my life,
even the day I'm having. It was a risk I
was willing to take. So I follow him to his office. Luckily,
(46:30):
there's like coworkers there and everything. He's super nice and
I watch him open his trunk and baby goats come out.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Dream Yes, I about to have ten bumper stickers of
everything I love in life.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I love free coffees, I love coppies.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
One of the top comments was from a guy who
said the secret to landing women first to get the money,
then you get the baby goats.
Speaker 6 (46:57):
Yeah, and the hot chicks will follow.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
Oh they're so cute.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Another another person said, oh, you fell for the old
I've got a bunch of baby goats in my trunk, boy,
And finally one person said, how is this not the
beginning of a great Hallmark movie.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh, there aren't enough goats in Hallmark films, many dogs.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Well, now, you know, if someone says they have something
cool in the back of their van, says, come on,
hop in, good things will happen, Candy in the back
of my car.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
You want to go stay away from many neighborhoods right now,
we just said no, okay.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
She drops. She followed him, all right, this is the
one exception.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Those were your TikTok shots or.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
For the day, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
On the phone with us. Right now, we've got one
of the biggest w w E fans in the entire world,
big wrestling fan. And I know Digital Jake is thinking
the same thing I am. If he were in the
studio with us right now, Jake would suplex him with
an R KO I r L until we l old.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
I know we're laughing at the end.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'm not really sure what I said either. Yeah, but
Digital Jake would that work?
Speaker 8 (48:21):
Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 9 (48:22):
Okay. None of those were right in the correct order,
But yeah, those were words.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
Anything is possible in the world of w W E. Jake,
you know that, Robert, Welcome to the show Man. How
you doing.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
I'm doing great? Thank you guys. Yeah, i'd agree with
put together. Yeah, you guys got me hyped up a
little bit.
Speaker 12 (48:41):
With that John Cenny music playing that I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
I totally knew that that's what that music was.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Yeah, yeah, yes, we're just about ready to go. Brook's
gonna leave the studio. We can go over the rules
real quick, thirty seconds on the clocked. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
say pass. But you have to beat her outright if
you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (49:00):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Before we begin. Who's your favorite wrestler? Then is the
min Let's do this get the victory for the miz today.
Here we go. Your time starts now. Today is Tourist
Appreciation Day. What's the most visited tourist attraction in the
United States annually? What is the capital city of Spain?
(49:24):
I'm the King of the World is a famous quote
from what movie Pademic. Alan Shepard, Sally Ryde and John
glenn All had. What profession.
Speaker 8 (49:33):
Acting.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
What is the technical word for the shape of the
ring in an m M A fight, which sport is
known worldwide as the beautiful game. Robert, well done, there,
that was solid. Brook's gonna come back into the studios.
She's not too scared.
Speaker 6 (49:50):
No, she's not scared. She came back.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Now, what's it called, Robert.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
I'm really so.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
It sounded good to me, But I did learn a
very disturbing fact about Robert here. He said he told
that produced before coming on that his favorite segment on
the show is laser Stories, and it's where he gets
the majority of his news in this area. Forget CNN,
forget Fox News, MSNBC, no TikTok. He gets all the
(50:26):
information about what's going on in the world from laser Stories.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
You know about crimes committed in Florida and different polls.
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Than I need to.
Speaker 7 (50:37):
People are like, did you hear of the giant political
announcement today? He's like, I know that one guy lost
a tooth at that gas stage.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
And then he fought the police for some read headline.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Right, Robert, I'm glad that we're giving you the important
information that you need to know.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
You're still smarter than the people that get their news
from TikTok.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Brook. Now it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (51:03):
I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Your time starts now. Today is Tourist Appreciation Day. What's
the most visited tourist attraction in the United States annually?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
The Grand Canyon.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
What is the capital city of Spain?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh, Barcelona.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
I'm the king of the world. Is a famous quote
from what movie?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Uh? Titanic?
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Alan Shepherd, Sally Ride and John glenn All had. What
profession astronaut? What is the technical word for the shape
of the ring in an mma fight?
Speaker 1 (51:31):
The shape of a ring a square?
Speaker 5 (51:34):
Which sport is known worldwide as the beautiful game?
Speaker 9 (51:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
That would be golf.
Speaker 5 (51:40):
Oh well, we'll see if any of what you said.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
On a golf course beautiful.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, we'll see if any of that's true. When we
go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 9 (51:48):
Remove your lips from the toaster.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
You are doing it all wrong.
Speaker 6 (51:55):
You got three?
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, I give me three, give me three.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
Let's go lover Pinder and got the three country.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I get it, I get it. I know what.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
Robert, well done. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
Tourist Appreciation Day, the most visited tourist attraction in the
US brook. It's not the Grand Canyon. Come on, now,
it's a city. It's Times Square. Fifty million people a
year visit Times Square. Capital city of Spain is Madrid.
Yeah you did.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
I'm the King of the World.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Is a famous quote from the movie Titanic. Alan Shephard,
Sally Right, and John Glenn were all astronauts. The technical
word for the shape of an mm A fighting ring
is he It's the octagon.
Speaker 7 (52:48):
That's how they call it.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
They always say step into the Octagoname.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Literally, have never watched a single second of MMA.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Robert knows. And the sport known worldwide is the beautiful
game is soccer because soccer great Peley called it the
beautiful game and it stuck. Robert, it was enough to win.
You beat Brookes today. Congratulations. So you get one hundred
dollars plus just for playing. We're also gonna toss in
a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any
(53:17):
Disney theme park or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 8 (53:21):
Awesome, thank you, guys.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah that sucked. I didn't like it at all.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Congratulations Robert whatever, Robert, Hey, thanks for being on with us.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
We'll do it again, same time tomorrow
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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