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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:47):
One from Molly Hope that said, Hey, from New York City.
I love your show. I devour it like it's the
French Fries of radio. I can never get enough, and
it's gone me through some of the worst and best
times in my life. You're basically all my BFFs Now.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I love that loone.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Now it's like, what type of fries are we?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Are we the spears? Are we crispy string fries? Are
we potato wedges?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Waffle? Especially if I've been kind of on the crinkle
cut lately.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Okay, are we crinkles?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Are we waffles?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Or are we just straight up shoe strings?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Boring?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Or maybe like a big steak fry that big Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey, thanks for being here. In the full show rand
New and it starts right now.
Speaker 8 (01:31):
We cover a fair amount of food news on this show.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, but only
the important ones like Selena Gomez is embossed signature oreos,
the hard hitting stuff Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Then the things that are changing the food land skie, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:47):
The things that most other radio shows are too afraid
to cover.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Ye cookies.
Speaker 8 (01:53):
But maybe after what I'm about to tell you, we
need to start a whole new category of segments called
trash bag news.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This is like literally sponsored by Glad or something.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Hefty, the company Hefty, you know, the ones who make
all the big garbage bags. They just celebrated their sixtieth
anniversary by releasing one thousand limited edition packs of Ultra
Strong birthday cake scented trash bags.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
This is so weird too.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Love sending trash bags.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
I use them all the time. Yeah, but usually they
smell like lemons or like lavender. This one smells like
birthday cakes.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
They went hard on the pumpkin spice trash bags a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
So these birthday cake ones completely sold out in under
fifteen seconds. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. That
means that there were people waiting online. Is on the
Hefty site, like Glenda, get in here.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
The Hefty Drop's gonna happen a day minute.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
We've been saving for this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I think you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I think it's what every eight year old is asking
for for their birthday. This, oh, just a box of
scented garbage bag.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Whatever the explanation is, it's crazy. I don't care if
the bags are infused with vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkle scent.
And I don't care if they sold each box for
just sixty cents to commemorate their sixtieth anniversary. The trend
of making food scented everything, it's getting out of control.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Not long until someone tries to eat one of these
and then they have to put like a disclaimer on
the side.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
But this is why I'm throwing down the gauntlet to Glade. Glade,
are you listening to this? You're gonna let Hefty take
all the glory from the boring household product market. Come on, now,
it's time to go big Dorito scented plug in air fresheners.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey, I say we go the opposite way, eight day
old fish.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
At least try something, Glade. We're looking at you.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Now.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
We gotta move on and get into the shop dollar
question of the day with the man who smells just
like a Glade air freshener. Yeah, the good one, the
really good one. Yeah, Digital Jake, let's go.
Speaker 11 (04:09):
Today is actually kind of special in terms of food holidays.
Is because it happens to be both National Brisket Day
and National Hamburger Day.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
What right now?
Speaker 11 (04:23):
America looked at the cow and said, let's celebrate everything.
But it's feelings.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
I really don't want to mention this part. But it's
also World Hunger Day. I don't like that also makes
me feel bad about my triple bacon cheeseburger I have.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's just because it means that for people who are
just hungry for a burger.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Why they have access to Yeah say that.
Speaker 11 (04:47):
So instead we're focusing on meats only during a special
Eatie Greedy and Extra Meatia edition.
Speaker 12 (04:53):
Uh tenty of twenty.
Speaker 11 (04:57):
Yeah, you guys will say number one through twenty, I
will ask you a question about a popular meat product.
You just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game. And we'll start with the woman who's the
whopper junior.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Of this show.
Speaker 11 (05:11):
It was eleven, number eleven, Alexis, which meat was the
first ever eaten on the moon.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
We've talked about first on the moon things, but I
don't know.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
You have to think about like a food that would
travel well. I feel like it's classic road trip food,
like a beef jerky stick or my personal favorite is
microwaveable bacon. Yeah, it never goes bad.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
Spam.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
My first thought was a gross food that's impacating.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's baloney. G Like, wasn't this old.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
And like.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Blow is italian Us would not promote Italian.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
He made a boney Alexis.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Alexis says, the first meat's name is blooney in correct.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
It was said in the room bacon.
Speaker 11 (06:09):
The follow astaurants packed bacon squares, and that was the first.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Meat on the Moon's funny.
Speaker 11 (06:15):
Interesting, Alexis is out Brook. Eleven's been taken. How about
another number?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Give me seven?
Speaker 11 (06:20):
Seven Brook, The product spam is loosely considered meat. Tell
me if it has more or less than ten ingredients.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I love spam, think it's so good.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm trying to think of the can and what is
written on the can, and it feels like it's really
tiny words.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Because they have to fit so many ingredients, which.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Makes me think that it's more than ten.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Brook says spam has more than ten ingredients? You were
it has only six ingredients? What are the spam and
then five others? Wow, we're over two. Jose, you're a food,
it's your turn, and eleven are off the board.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Twelve Jan twelve, an easy one.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
What's the Japanese name for grilled skewered chicken?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh not tappanyaki. That's something else with noodles.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What's yacky soba with noodles?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Maybe that's I'm confusing with soba yoka.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
That's soba noodles. But they're warm, they're not the cold traditional.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
I'm just throwing making.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Like what about me so soon?
Speaker 13 (07:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:35):
What about Yama Moto, the Dodgers, Super Samsung.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I know all the answers.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I can't think of the word, Jake.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Maybe I'm just gonna have to go with the style
of cooking of Terry Yaki.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Jose said Terry Yaki incorrect. You were so close, Jose.
You're saying all the syllables in different orders. Grilled skewer
chicken in Japan is yaka torri yah. I could see
that right on the tip of Jeffrey. It's your turn.
You gotta get this right. Otherwise I'm winning seven off
(08:09):
the board.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
I'll take six and nine please, I'll.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Just combine those and give you a satin Jeffrey, what
popular meat product was once marketed in the eighties with
the slogan meat with an M, four.
Speaker 13 (08:25):
EMPs and.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Meats.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Okay, so you're thinking about what, like was the family
dinner of choice back in the eighties that was marketed
to everybody. First thing that actually has meat in the
title is meat loaf. Maybe it's like Stofer's microwaved meat loaf.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Could do it, yeah, but or like hamburger helper. That
was a big one that my dad used to love
to make for us.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
They would have been like m Hamburger kind of I'm
just gonna go my initial thought meat loaf.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
Jeffrey says, meat loaf, No, sir, it was said earlier
in another question, Blowney, everybody got it wrong, which means
I have one today's edition of plenty of twenty And
for referencing her father so many times, Brooke will be
getting shocked today.
Speaker 13 (09:22):
And Brooke, you're going.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
To be singing a meat classic baby back Ribs song
by the Chili's commercial.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, did I talk about my dad?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Once I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I don't remember, but I forget every.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, I want baby back, baby back, baby back.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
That's your shock collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes,
rookie Jeffrey in the morning. Don't you just love it
when an older family member lectures you about something happening
in your life that isn't related to them, but they
just don't approve of Yeah, totally. Like when your mom says, oh,
so your little radio show is selling another station branded
(10:09):
sweater for charity. Huh oh, how queaende? You just have
to politely smile and nod and try to escape that
conversation as quickly as possible. Yeah, well, one of our
listeners didn't just smile and nod when her judgmental aunt
came asking questions about one item inside of her fridge.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
In the fridge.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Actually, the response that she gave has her wondering over
the last year. Am I actually a really bad person?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
No, you're gonna hear it in a brand new mass
speaker that's coming up right now. You don't know me
your confession.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
I can't take back ow arm.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Mouse Speaker Texas seventy five nine two says anytime a
brand new iPhone or a hot pair of sneakers, I
immediately get in line. Really not to buy them, I
just really love the social experience of standing. Disneyland is
my heaven.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No fast pass for him anywhere.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
That's how you feel. You can always get in line
to be on the mass speaker and share a juicy
secret with the world while we hide the sound of
your real voice. And today we have a woman who's
reached the front of the line and is trusting us
to remain anonymous. Today she's chosen to go by Tanya,
but her real name is.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Editor.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
You better bleep that one out so nobody hears that segment.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Suddenly.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
That was my bad, Tanya, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No, she doesn't have a lot of trust in you
right now, Jeff, you got to earn it back.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
I promise it'll be believed once it goes to air.
But the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
You promise, you promise it's on, right, I promise, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
He's not crossing anything that I can see anyway.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
What's your cons okay, because I am like super embarrassed.
So last summer I was visiting my parents that home,
just spending a weekend at their place, and I brought
my birth control with me. I mean obviously, yeah, yeah,
you got.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
To stay on that stuff.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
It's lots of action at my parents place.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, you can't miss it, Jeff. It screws up everything.
It's not about the action at the parents.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
You don't think I know that, okay right now? Okay,
so very important.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
But at the time, there was a crazy heat wave.
It was like over one hundred degrees and my parents house,
they don't have Central ac and I needed a cool
place to store them. I mean, they lose their efficacy
if it's too hot.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You're that worried about your birth control, it's always good
to watch you do the maile ones because if it
travels too long and.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Like the heat, it can make it defective.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh yeah, Jeff, you could be pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Probably, no wonder, I had two kids.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
That you do not, So yeah, I stuck mine in
the fridge, and the next morning my aunt came over
to stop off her homemade Devil's eggs. My aunt is
super super conservative, okay, so you need to know that.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So that's why it'd be a problem if she saw it.
She's gonna have opinions.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Yeah, from a different erakay. And then the woman's bringing
over devil's eggs.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
They're still goods.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
So my aunt opens up the fridge and just freezes.
She turns fantas tweetie, what are these little peusan here?
They have your name and say Sunday, Monday, Tuesday on them. So,
because of her belief, I didn't want to tell her
(13:51):
my breath control by her.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
I mean, I'm gonna say, you want to get like
in a big argument with her for no reason. Yeah, well, yes, serious.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
So it said. I just said, oh, that's my new
probiotics for gut health. Okay, yeah, it just came out,
and she goes, oh wow, I've never seen anything like that. Okay,
she said, I've actually been having some issues lately. It's okay,
(14:22):
I try one. Well here's the thing. Yeah, I mean
I couldn't even say anything because she just popped the
one in her mouth.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
WHOA, sorry I took your Monday sounds like antswer of
the age that it's not a pregnancy scares aren't probably.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
No, she's older. But I'm standing there thinking, oh my god,
I just gave my aunt an active of estrogen.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Okay, that's not the worst thing. It's not going to
harm her.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I feel it's like karma for her being so judgy, you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Know, Jeff testosterone all the time.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah, waiting for that to kick in.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, I wouldn't feel bad about this at all.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
One won't do it.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Gets worse, It gets worse.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Yes, So a few hours later, she's raving about how
her bloat is gone and she feels more emotionally balanced.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh I'm sure that's the opposite effects. Yeah, no, it
makes you crazy, but maybe.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
If you're already crazy, it balances you out to be normal.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
She kind of like ADHD medications.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
She comes out, She's like, I'm liberal now.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Anyway, all of it's in her mind obviously a placebo.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
That's exactly it. I was like, this has to beat
the placible fact or did I just accidentally stabilize my
aunt's crazy before she leaves? She asked me what the
brand of probiotic is? Yeah, and she's asking where she
can buy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It up your pharmacists.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
At this point, you just got to say I got
it from my friend. You're so deep into the.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Lie that what did you say?
Speaker 10 (16:10):
You made me even so much better, because that's exactly
And I went deeper into the lie and I told
her I get them through a college discount, so i'd
have to buy them for her. And I'm hoping, oh, well,
that'll just shut her up, but no, she hands me
forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Have you been supplying your aunt with birth control?
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Now?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
I've been doing it for a year. Oh, every couple
of months. I sent her a package of birst control
pills that she thinks health.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Program, Why am I gaining weight? Wait?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
But I just need to know am I a terrible person.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Just tell her that they discon't you the gut health
probiotics from that particular brand. Okay, they put the one.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Week of sugar pills and I'm just trying to get
a full sugar pill to really mess you up.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yeah, you're fine, though, Tanya, I think you're okay. You
don't have to feel bad about it.
Speaker 10 (17:15):
You're all on the same piece.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, Giving anybody medication that they don't know what they're
taking is probably a bad look.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
I take the side of our listeners, even if it
is a crime. So texting the seven five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
We'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
This, freaking Jeffrey in the morning, one.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband, who's
currently away on a business trip, and she told us
the name of his hotel, his room number, his sleeping habits,
and some of the things that he likes to take
along with him, all to help us mess with him.
With a brand new service that we're rolling out, it
involves an over eager housekeeping staff member named t and
(18:01):
that's coming up in your phone tap right now?
Speaker 13 (18:09):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Hi is this mister link?
Speaker 13 (18:14):
Uh? Yeah it was this Good.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Morning, Hi, this is housekeeping. My name's Tito.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
You're waking up?
Speaker 13 (18:24):
Or yeah? What do you want?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I just wanted to make sure you were pleased with
the service from earlier today.
Speaker 13 (18:33):
What what service?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Oh? You didn't even realize it. That's a good thing.
Speaker 13 (18:41):
What are you talking you? What are you talking about you?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Here's what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It's something new at the hotel called silent service.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Oh, that's where we sneak into your room at night. Well,
the guest is sleeping, and then we clean up around you.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
What are you talking about while talking about you? What
time were you in my room?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Four am? Maybe three?
Speaker 14 (19:05):
I don't know four.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
What gives you the right to be in my god
room at four am?
Speaker 13 (19:10):
Tito?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Hold on, grumpy, wumpy. I know we're just waking up.
But this is a good thing, Okay. I don't you
get an extra three hundred hotel points if we clean
while you're unconscious?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
I don't care how many points I get for you
to you don't have the right to come in here
and invade my fricking privacy.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Some say it's invasive, but we call it elite hospitality.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
No, no, it's extremely invasive.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Is it, though, Because you didn't even realize I was
in there? And shouldn't you be happy that everything is clean?
Speaker 10 (19:40):
For you?
Speaker 13 (19:41):
The thing is clean.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
You came into my room while sleeping it well, you.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Didn't seem to mind when I was adjusting your bed
covers in the middle of the night.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
That reminds me.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I did notice your toe was twitching were they were
waving at me? Oh my god, your little little five
finger Hello there, Your tots are.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Very f You shouldn't be looking at You shouldn't be
in my room and vating my privacy and looking at
my toes.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I shouldn't be in here at all.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
I was thinking about covering them, but I can only
do that tonight if I get your permission.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Right now to me, don't touch any guests. What are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I'm noting that. Do not touch sleeping guests or their toes.
Oh my god, But fluffing pillows is still okay. I
did that, by the way, what And I think it
helped because you rolled over after I did.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Are you a side sleeper?
Speaker 10 (20:33):
You were that.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
Close to my head while I was sleeping. I am
taking down notes. You're a supervisor.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Oh, if you do talk to him, please do not
mention I used your shower because I spilled a little
bleach on myself while I was cleaning.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I didn't give my permission for any of this.
Speaker 15 (20:47):
None of this was mentioned to me.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
You know something I did notice This could put you
in a good mood.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
I love how you tuck your socks into your shoes.
Look and do the same.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
We're twinsies. I noticed on the corner of the room
your socks tucked in.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
My whear to god if you touched my feet.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
I swore, no, I didn't.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Touch your feet, just your socks.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'm not a weird o.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I also washed your toothbrush for you. Yes, I did,
and I gotta say the bristles are very soft.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
No, no, no made service is supposed to touch my toothbrush.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Actually, I know that is against the law.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
You know, speaking of toothbrushes, It just came to me,
would you like me to leave a breath mint for
you in the morning instead of the chocolate mint. I
don't what I smelled you need it right.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I mean I can almost smell it through the phone
right now.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
So I cannot believe you came close to my face.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I think that's all my notes. It does sound
like there's still a little bit of pushback on your end.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
You are going to get fired.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
I look it up.
Speaker 14 (21:42):
There is nothing called silent service on your web page.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
That's because it's not listed on the hotel site. You're
gonna have to go to the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, click to drop down tab
and then select prank phone calls.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
And now we're here.
Speaker 15 (21:58):
Hello wall what what.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
What I mean is my name is Jose for Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone
tap on you.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
We got you.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
I am so tired.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Why didn't you Good morning?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
I hear you're at a hotel right now.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, I actually know that because your wife cat set
you up.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Oh okay, told.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Us you're on a business trip, but she wanted us
to mess with you.
Speaker 13 (22:26):
Man. I can't believe.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
She said.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
You would totally freak out if she thought anybody was
like in your room in the middle of the night.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I would have been happy to have somebody cleaning around me,
maybe cuddling me, maybe kissing me on the forehead.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
That's a lead service and you deserve that, don't you.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Mister Link Oh my god, weeke up.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
There's a lot of things that you'd happily say yes
to without even thinking about it, Okay, like yes to
free costco samples, Yes, yes to concert tickets for a band.
I don't even like yes. I'd even say yes to
a free trip to Mexico with the stipulation I'd have
to hide balloons somewhere on my body.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
WHOA that bad?
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Right?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Nothing in this worlds.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
But it's much harder to say yes to your X.
Oh yeah, that's what one of our listeners is hoping
for today, And all I know is this, after today's call,
I will never look at escape rooms in the same
way ever. Again, You're not wrong. You're gonna understand why
when you hear it in a brand news say yes
to the X. Right after this, it's Brook and Jeffrey
(23:49):
in the morning, and it's time for another charming addition.
Say yes to the X.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh my gosh, this is what we're doing.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Where we try to help a listener reconnect with an
old fling to see if there's any chemistry or desire
lingering there hoping to be explored.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And you know what, it's worked once.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
This has Yep, that's a high success.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Rate, but it's better than before that time it worked.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Yes, a success rate is there, and today's caller has
actually been on the show with us before. You might
remember one of the more disturbing second date calls we
did last year, involving two people going to a red
envelope party where after midnight, the party turns from nice
to super naughty.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yes, yay, I do remember Red. Why did they end
up dating?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
So Natalie was the woman that we called that day
she said yes to our offer of a second date.
But now she's back this time for say yes to
the X. I think not the same guy that we
hooked her up with that time on the show. But first, Natalie,
we want to welcome you back. Thanks for being on again.
Speaker 16 (24:57):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Okay, I thought, I'm I'm not saying yes to this
relationship that just happened like a month or two ago.
Speaker 16 (25:03):
Oh, you mean Alvin?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Yeah, what happened with that guy in the red envelope party?
Speaker 16 (25:08):
You're not going to believe this, but he turned out
to be kind of a freak.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, that is literally the least shocking thing that you
could have said.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
No way, you're right.
Speaker 16 (25:20):
I probably should have known. But it really sunk in
when he started referring to his bedroom as the arena,
like he.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Hadn't, Oh god, oh.
Speaker 16 (25:30):
Neon sign above his bed that says the arena.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Okay, well, hold on, now, he's starting to sound like
he's kind of a good guy. Are you sure that
you should have ditched.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Him a neon sign?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh my god, welcome dedication.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Which is worse that he's single, which means he's bringing
new ladies into that place.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Okay, apparently this isn't about Alvin and his arena. We're
focused on a new old guy. Yeah, tell us about
your new old fling.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
Okay, So we dated like three years ago, and we
dated for like six to seven months. His name's Caleb.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
And what made you start thinking about him again? Is
it just by comparison to Alvin everybody, he's the only
one that seems normal.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's part of it. This guy was so sweet,
and I just I had like really good memories of him,
and I was the one who sort of messed it up.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can we know how you messed it up?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (26:31):
Yeah, I mean I was.
Speaker 16 (26:34):
I was unfaithful and I got hot.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Do you say you you got caught?
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (26:42):
And I totally deserved him breaking up with me. But
the thing is, I'm I'm not that person anymore, and
I just know he's a solid person that doesn't have
me on signs and giant arrows in his bedroom.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Oh there's arrows too. Yeah, Okay, I like it a
map to follow.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I mean, like, why would he want to take you back?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I know that you know you're a change person, but
why do you deserve Yeah?
Speaker 16 (27:11):
I mean I've done the work to improve myself and
like be a better partner for him, And I just
know that if you do get him on the phone,
I'm sure the questions of trust will definitely come up,
because that was kind of a big thing.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
I mean, that is a good question. What do you
guys think can you come back from a cheating sand.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It depends on the person, Like how hot they are.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
You mean, if you're already cheating six months into a relationship.
It doesn't feel like you're you're fully I mean I think,
you know, I don't think once a cheater, always a cheat.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Just doesn't sound like you were fully into him. Yeah,
if you know the marriage you try to work out,
you're just dating.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Just break down and find someone else.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Like, it doesn't sound like you're you're really into the
relationship to begin with.
Speaker 16 (27:53):
I mean I was. I just think that I've changed
and I've done a lot of work on myself and
I'm just a better person than I was when we
were dating.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Whether he takes you back or not right, And it's
a lot of the grasses greener on the other side
type of thinking. But in the last three years since
you broke up, have you had any contact with your ex?
Like at all?
Speaker 16 (28:16):
I tried, you know, I tried in that first year.
I reached out more than a few times, and he
made it clear he needed more time and space and
he's gotten that now it's been three years.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
So yeah, he can't.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Get over three years. The problem?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh man, do you know? Do you know is Caleb
single right now?
Speaker 16 (28:37):
I don't know, honestly, And I like, I don't expect
him to be like jumping at the chance to get
back with me. But I would like to just grab
a coffee and see if we have that same, like comfortable,
fun vibe between us.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Okay, and invite him back into your arena.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Maybe it's the Colisseum what I don't know, up with a.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
New name, a bigger arena with people watching.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Right, yeah, so obviously, Natalie, you know how this works.
We had our producer reach out to your ex Caleb
and was able to get him on the phone. He
is waiting on hold right now, just doesn't know who
he's about to be talking to. Ok Are you ready
to talk to your ex from three years ago and
(29:27):
see if he's willing to say yes to the X.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
I think I'm ready.
Speaker 16 (29:32):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I can do this if he has up. I mean
it's a tough one.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
It's understandable.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
But say, oh, yeah, you know why I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Maybe he's up into it though maybe we're wrong.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
I mean, she claims that she's changed a lot in
that time, So we'll find out if that's enough and
we come back and put them together for say yes
to the X.
Speaker 17 (29:55):
Right after this, thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Yeah, hold on if you're just joining us. We're in
the middle of Say Yes to the X with Natalie
icy Wood too. She's attempting to reconnect with the guy
that she dated three years ago, and she told us
that they had a fun, casual vibe together, but admits
the biggest issue in their relationship was her unfaithfulness.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah, a little problem.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
She was caught, admitted it to the guy, regrets it,
and since then has taken accountability for her actions. Chose
to move on and work on herself and like to
know if there's any chance at a second go around
with this guy.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
And yeah, you make that sound great, because most cheaters
won't admit it and fall on the sword and be.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
The bigger person A.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Well, it's because personally, I believe in forgiveness, and in
certain situations, maybe this is one of them. I'm hoping
that enough time has passed that Caleb could find it
in his heart to at least sit down and have
a cup of coffee with her.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah you've never You've never been cheated on, have you?
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I have been?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
And I believe that there is goodness.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I mean, I mean, I do think that people can
grow and change and make different choices.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
But doesn't mean that's not on Caleb, though you know
that's on he.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Don't have fun with your new life.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
It doesn't seem like too much nest for him to
come sit down for coffee, right, Natalie, you're right about that, Natalie,
you would agree.
Speaker 16 (31:19):
Yeah, that's all I'm asking for, like just a coffee.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
It doesn't mean he owes you that it would be
a kind g Yeah you.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Could meet in the middle.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Yeah, but he should pay for the coffee. No, that's
just a gentleman.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Now you're asking for it.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Last time you've talked to him on a scale of
one to like super angry, being ten, where was he at?
Speaker 15 (31:40):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (31:41):
I would probably say ten?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, Yeah, she.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Said that she tried texting him, but he was like,
I don't want to talk to you. I need more time.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, but that's not my Ted sounds a lot more
vulgar than that.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Well, let's see what what number he's at, because he is,
remember waiting on hold, has not heard this segment happened
up to this point, does not know the reason that
he has been called by a radio show.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
I feel like he might not be a full ten.
Let's find out. I'm gonna punch him up. Let's producer
Boyd really riled him up before putting him on the phone.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
No, boy can really get under your skin sometimes he
does that.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
But here, let me we're gonna talk to him a
little bit and then we'll tell him that you're there. Okay, Natalie, Okay,
thank you. Okay, So here we go everyone.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Duck.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Hello, Caleb be there.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hey, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 15 (32:33):
Caleb, Good morning, Hey, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 13 (32:38):
Were doing?
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Man, thanks for being on the show with us. I
know you don't know the reason why you're here yet.
Speaker 15 (32:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's all mysterious.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
What's coming on?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, it could be really fun. The reason.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
It could be.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
It's this is a segment we do. It's called say
Yes to the X where somebody from your past who
you've dated before wants to know if there is any
shot of a second chance with you. And I know
we don't even know, like what your situation is, if
you're single, or what you've got going on in your
life right now.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
Yeah, if you are taking we're not trying to disrespect
right Yeah, Yeah, I am single, Okay, that's a good thing.
Speaker 15 (33:23):
I'm not sure if I want to talk to this
person unless I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, that's a valid request.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Oh really, Okay, here we go drop that bone. Well normally, okay,
normally I wouldn't do this. Normally I just put you
on the phone with them. But I can tell you
it's somebody you dated for about half a year and
her name is Natalie.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Yeah, are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
I'm not. No.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 15 (33:51):
No, that's this isn't going to be a thing. I
don't I don't want to talk to her.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Well, maybe.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
She did come with a lot of regret for her actions,
and you may just want to hear her out.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Yeah, because I'm assuming you're hesitant because of the whole
infidelity thing.
Speaker 15 (34:09):
You're you're gonna have to make that plural, my guy.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Intodel t.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
Yeah, it wasn't once she cheated with thirteen people.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Gosh, that some work.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
But it sounds that you guys only dated for six months.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
Yeah, that's what she told me when the truth came
out when I called it.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
Taylor, Caleb, Hi, we don't need to tell them all that.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Happen.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 15 (34:40):
You told me thirteen different dudes, the landlord, the cocaine guy,
and my brother who okay.
Speaker 16 (34:49):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, your frat brother. That
that's it's not like you're related.
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Wait what what brother?
Speaker 16 (34:56):
His frat brother?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Oh, fraternity bro.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
You're not even real people.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah right, heavy, it counts. It just doesn't as a brother.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
There was a lot of people, and I knew most
of them, so listen.
Speaker 16 (35:13):
No, here's the difference. Back then, I was unhappy with
myself and that had nothing to do with you.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
Except that we were together and you were cheating on him.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
Hey, right, But I was honest with you about it.
I didn't hide it. I told you what was.
Speaker 15 (35:31):
Called a while until I found out with guy number thirty.
Speaker 16 (35:35):
Okay, eventually, And that's my karma and something I dealt
with and I'm over it now. I'm so much better.
Speaker 15 (35:44):
Oh sorry, I'm not over it, Natalie.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Did you really think like you didn't tell us? I
had just assumed that it was one time.
Speaker 16 (35:55):
You know, I said that I was unfaithful. You didn't
ask for like a specific number.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You know what I felt her cheating?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Well, it's fair.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
We need to be.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Better at asking questions when we're doing these segments. Let's
keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Did you cheat in any relationships after him?
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Well, that doesn't matter about that word.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Because she says she's grown and changed.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
But we're not worried about her other relationships. We're worried
about this relationship with Caleb. Caleb, she's done the work,
she's moved past it. Are you ready to move past
it yet?
Speaker 6 (36:26):
She was well done? But wild question?
Speaker 17 (36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Yeah, here's the deal with like, I still live in
the same building, and I still have the same landlord
who occasionally looked.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
At me weird.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Maybe the worst messed up that you didn't get a
rent discount.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
It's just the landlord. I mean, she slept with the
freaking escape room instructor.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
What okay, okay, Oh, I need to hear this.
Speaker 16 (36:52):
It just kind of happened. We're locked in separate rooms.
He was a team leader. You do what the team
leader said.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
Oh, Iane, we have to get out of this room.
Everyone take their pants on.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Is the gap room employee? That isn't it? Twenty year
old act d do you guys?
Speaker 15 (37:12):
Okay, you guys can see why we are not together.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Now right, Yeah, she slept with a guy in the
middle of your date.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Of course she got together.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Also, I didn't want to say anything that I think
her and Jeff are falling around a.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Little when she was on hold.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Yeah, by the way, team leader, you have to listen
to the team leaders.
Speaker 16 (37:28):
So Bro, don't appreciate that guys are not helping.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Why why would you ever think that he would move
past this?
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Why did you ask this question? You just need to
move on and give up.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Brook. What you're forgetting is this is all past stuff.
That's great. We're talking three years ago, and I would
hope that Caleb you could find it somewhere in your
heart to say yes, because this girl deserves a fourteenth
chance as of today.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, you know what the saying is fool me once,
Shame on you pull me fourteen times.
Speaker 8 (38:02):
Shame on the landlord.
Speaker 16 (38:06):
Okay, you guys are making such a big deal about
the number of people, and the truth is like I've
changed and I just want a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Okay, Okay, that's fine, but just maybe do it with
a new guy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Get coffee.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
That's before we even do that, we need to ask
the whole purpose of this segment is Caleb, she wants it, Brooks.
She's begging us for the coffee with Caleb.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
So Caleb, that's like that team leader.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Caleb. Would you be willing to say yes to the
X and meet up with Natalie for coffee?
Speaker 15 (38:39):
You know what, I think I actually have a thing
or two of yours still at this apartment, So yeah,
I can meet you up the coffee. Just so you know,
there is zero chance of me ever trusting you again
or being in any kind of relationship.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Okay, so you're gonna hook up?
Speaker 8 (39:01):
Yes, I hear there's a coffee themed escape from that.
They just started downtown.
Speaker 16 (39:07):
I am Julie, a new woman, so you'll see the
new me. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Let yourself shine.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I let him see this new woman, and we're proud
of you for that.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Yeah, just go to coffee, bring your landlord, and let's
squash old quesn You know what, Bring all thirteen of
those other guys back and we'll hash this out.
Speaker 9 (39:29):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
A senior citizen goes viral on TikTok all because he
didn't feel like he was being heard at a city
council meeting. Who he took matters into his own hands
and now well at least the entire country knows who
he is. Plus a woman in Brazil got millions of
views shocking the world with her unexpected talent that was
(39:55):
caught on live television. And if you think teens today
are all lazy and just focused on video games and
snapping memes and meman snaps, well think again, because one
thirteen year old's California girl is changing everything. All of
that is coming up when we do a brand.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
They're doing it right now. Who else was excited to hear?
Gwyneth Paltrow teamed up with Slim Jim to create a healthier,
chakra oriented meat stick called Goop numba steak gluten free,
guilt free and only four thousand dollars per bite flavor.
(40:37):
Oh yeah, sure does. Available only now from one website.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
TikTok Click Shot, Hi Slash Goop.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
It's TikTok TikTok Click Shock, where we discuss the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
your first TikTok Click Shock, which is from an age
group you normally don't see go viral.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
A seventy five year old man from Charlotte, North Carolina.
His name is Kevin Cox. This is going to surprise you.
But Kevin attends all of his local city council meetings.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh man, Yet Betty raises his hand and has something
to say it each and.
Speaker 8 (41:15):
Ever was he sure does. He is not happy about
the fast drivers passing through his neighborhood. So after multiple
failed requests at these meetings, Kevin took matter into his
own hands, and he brought out a can of paint
started painting a crosswalk so people would slow down.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
His own.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Am I so old that I've thought about doing this?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I thought maybe I could do some sort of three
D art that looked like a speed bump.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
That's that seventy five year old brain kind of smart though,
I'm with it. Well, what happened, Kevin explains, After.
Speaker 18 (41:49):
I put the first thin line down, I heard people
in amazements.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
Hey, look at that.
Speaker 18 (41:54):
The drivers see it and they're slowing down. You can't
get the traffic control cameras. If the police won't and
force the law enough to communicate with people, then we
have to turn to physical methods to slow drivers down.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
You look at that. It kind of works.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
You got the green light for your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's Kevin gonna be upset when he learns he's a
graffiti artist and it's illegal to tag things.
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Oh no, sorry, yeah, I should finish it kind of
worked for an hour until Kevin was arrested. It turns
out you can't paint your own crosswalks wherever you want
and stop the float traffic.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
It does seem like.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
A rule, like I can't just put a stop sign
anywhere I want.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Kevin's going to be a batty now all the ladies
are going to want him a police.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Police said it was extremely dangerous and cars were swerving
to avoid him. So even though his video has gotten
over two million views, there's a chance k Dog may
have to spend up to a year in jail for
property damage and reckless endangered.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Okay, what about this? How about hologram on the street
of a little child? Would people slow down for that?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
People went speed up? That was a TikTok click shot.
You're next. TikTok click shot is from a nun in
Brazil named Sister Marizelle.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Okay, this is what I didn't expect to go viral.
I would go seventy five boomer before nn.
Speaker 8 (43:13):
I thought, maybe you guys have heard of this already,
because it's been everywhere.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
I think I have.
Speaker 8 (43:17):
But if you haven't, this nun went viral recently. We're
talking upwards of twenty million clicks after unexpectedly launching into
a beatboxing performance du Catholic TV broadcast.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I might not heard this, may I add its a
good one.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yes, she's good at it.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
So you may not watch Catholic TV all the time
like Jose and me.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
I am, but I'm Catholic. I don't know why you watch.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
It's just good programming, you know. So if you missed it,
here's the audio.
Speaker 19 (43:45):
Oho, okay for the sister reboot.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
It's crazy. The priests gets up onto his feet and
starts a dance clip, which also went viral because that
priest never dances. So the comments came flooding in. One
said I'll be honest, I did not have Brazilian non
beatboxing on my Bingo card for today. Another said even
nuns are allowed to have fun every once in a while.
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I know we forget that, but anyway, now sister Marizelle
is getting requests to perform live at hip hop competitions
all around the country. She has not responded to any
of that love.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I wont her featured on the next Kendrick album.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
Sister Marizelle is saving her sick beats for the Lord. Okay, Okay,
that was a TikTok click shock, and your final TikTok
click shock is actually some good news.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, well, I mean I feel like we've been full
of good news. Rested old men.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Okay, more good news. The thirteen year old girl in
California was walking home from school recently when a random
guy popped out from between two cars and tried to
attack them.
Speaker 12 (45:13):
Okay, where's the good parts part.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
The story? The good part is the girl has been
taking jiu jitsu classes for the last three years. Okay,
so here is her sense talking about what happened next.
Speaker 20 (45:29):
Halfway home, a gentleman was standing in between two cars
and he stepped out to punch her in the face.
She punched him, She wrapped it, got him in the headlock,
and need him a couple of times him around, threw
him on the ground, and she had stepped on his
foot doing all this, and when she threw him to
the ground, she broke his ankle.
Speaker 8 (45:49):
I told her we was proud of her.
Speaker 20 (45:51):
And she did exactly what she was supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I mean, the thing is is that's going to be
really embarrassing to explain to all the other in that
he got beat up by a thirteen year old girl.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Well he won't have to, because even though she did
break his ankle, the dude was able to get away.
Speaker 9 (46:07):
What a.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Broken ankle?
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Yeah, very slowly. Apparently you don't see very often that
a kid has that type of self confidence and awareness
and cowabungus skills in a fight or flight situation. It's
pretty awesome to hear.
Speaker 17 (46:21):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
Not surprisingly, since that happened, the jiu jitsu class is
overloaded with tons of new students hoping to break ankles
and curb stump bad guys all over the city.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I think they're gonna get mad at a soccer mom
and break somebody's elbow or something.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, remember to.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Use your powers for good kids.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
Stories for the.
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Day, Broken Jeffrey in the morning, we got.
Speaker 8 (46:55):
Lucy, who's a return player Today. We don't often talk
about movie opening during this trivia segment, but I'm wondering
if Lucy is planning on seeing the new release of
one coming out called Skibbety Toilet.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
They're doing a movie.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
That's right, Lucy, are you planning to go see that
in theaters?
Speaker 17 (47:17):
You know, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
It was like a weird YouTube thing that Jen Alpha
made where it's just like a weird face out of
a toilet, a guy.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
Sticking out of a toy.
Speaker 8 (47:27):
It started as an eleven second YouTube video of that
guy in the toilet. But now there's a movie being
produced by Michael Bay, the guy who did Transformers.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
Yeah, they have.
Speaker 8 (47:40):
Fortnite, so think about how cool the special effects are
going to look in that toilet.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
We're just pandering to jen Alpha to get their money.
Is that what it is? Well, it's their parents' money,
it's millennial money.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, that's how the world works.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
They'll pay for the kids to keep them happy.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
So guess that's why you got minecraft.
Speaker 13 (48:02):
Lucy.
Speaker 8 (48:02):
You're a nanny, so you should be familiar with all
this stuff.
Speaker 10 (48:04):
You're not.
Speaker 17 (48:05):
Well, the girl in Yannip is like two, yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
She doesn't have a YouTube account already. She's not an influencer.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
She's too NOI toilet.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Wow, it's really.
Speaker 8 (48:16):
Time to educate that little one to get with the times.
But we're gonna send brook out of the studios. We
can go over the rules thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say past. But you have to beat her out
right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 17 (48:28):
I am yeah?
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Good luck. Your time starts now. Today's National paper Clip Day.
What's the name of the helpful paper clip that assists
users in Microsoft Office? On a restaurant menu, the term
en brochette means the food is served or cooked on.
What What does the D in DC comics stand for
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on TikTok? What does FYP stand for in the movie
Toy Story? What is Buzz light Year's famous catchphrase.
Speaker 17 (48:57):
To Infinity and beyond?
Speaker 8 (48:58):
Which tropical fruit is cannsidered a symbol of hospitality? But
don't turn it upside DOWNY knows all about that one,
lucy naughty girl. Brooks coming back into the studio here,
and it says for the summer Lucy that you got
into paddle boarding recently, but it says you use your
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arms as paddles in your mouth as a motor.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
Is that right?
Speaker 17 (49:23):
You know, it's a very very effective way of getting somewhere.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
It's like a jet engine that she's got attached to
her head.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
What else do you have plan for the summer, Lucy?
Speaker 17 (49:35):
I'm just you know, I'm preparing to go to grad school.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
What are you going to be studying?
Speaker 17 (49:41):
I'm doing a master's in applied chemistry?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh cool, dang, got nothing to say chemistry.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
I have a joke to make your professors laugh when
you come in the first day, be like, write down,
is this the.
Speaker 6 (49:54):
Masters for applied Chemistry? Where do I apply alone? And
then they'll crack up.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
I thought it was going to be a periodic table joke, but.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
It are to be too funny now on this show. Okay,
just keep it right in the middle. There brook your
turn to answer some questions. Ready, yeah, stop laughing at
my joke and done. Okay, here we go. Your time
starts now. Today's National paper Clip Day. What's the name
of the helpful paper clip that assists users in Microsoft Office?
On a restaurant menu, the term en brochette means the
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food is cooked or served on what bread? What does
the D and d C comics stand for district on TikTok?
What does f YP stand.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
For for your page? For you page? Sorry?
Speaker 8 (50:41):
In the movie Toy Story, what is buzz light Year's
famous catchphrase.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
To incity and beyond?
Speaker 8 (50:47):
Which tropical fruits considered a symbol of hospitality, But don't
turn it upside down? Yeah, see, ladies in the room,
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with Jose.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
Started from the bottom.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Now we're here, started from the bottom.
Speaker 10 (51:04):
Now the whole team.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
Here, Lucy, you did so good.
Speaker 8 (51:09):
You got four correct todays.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Who do you got that brain move in for that
graduate program?
Speaker 6 (51:16):
How you feeling, Lucy good?
Speaker 8 (51:19):
She was still laughing at the chemistry joke.
Speaker 5 (51:22):
It was actually more of an application joke.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yes, Brock, so Lucy.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
Got for you.
Speaker 8 (51:30):
Also, I'm sorry, Lucy tie goes to the house on
these Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National
paper Clip Day, the helpful paper clip for Microsoft Office.
His name is Clippy. Yeah. On a restaurant menu, if
it says n brochet, it means the food is served
or cooked on a skewer.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (51:52):
Mainly used on meat and seafood. The D and DC
comic scenes for Detective Detective comics on TikTok. FYP stands
for for you page, correct yourself in toy story buzz
let your famous catchphrases to infinity and beyond. And the
fruit considered a symbol of hospitality, but don't turn it
upside down would be the pineapple, or, depending on how
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you want.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Your night to go, what kind of hospitality you want
to serve.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
So, Lucy, it was not quite enough to beat Brooke today,
but the good news is just for playing you win
a pair of tickets to see George Lopez perform at
the two laylap Amphitheater on August twenty third, right before
you start grad school.
Speaker 17 (52:32):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, his jokes won't be as funny as mine.
Speaker 6 (52:35):
But it'll still be fun.
Speaker 8 (52:37):
All right, Lucy, come back and play again soon. We'll
do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,
Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and this
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I actually need to buy some from my parents.
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Okay, alight, all right, So the link is in the
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
Before we get into the full show, you gotta comment. Yes,
I saw.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
One from Molly Hope that said, Hey, from New York City.
I love your show. I devour it like it's the
French Fries of radio. I can never get enough, and
it's gone me through some of the worst and best
times in my life. You're basically all my BFFs Now.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I love that loone.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Now it's like, what type of fries are we?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Are we the spears? Are we crispy string fries? Are
we potato wedges?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Waffle? Especially if I've been kind of on the crinkle
cut lately.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Okay, are we crinkles?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Are we waffles?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Or are we just straight up shoe strings?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Boring?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Or maybe like a big steak fry that big Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey, thanks for being here. In the full show rand
New and it starts right now.
Speaker 8 (01:31):
We cover a fair amount of food news on this show.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, but only
the important ones like Selena Gomez is embossed signature oreos,
the hard hitting stuff Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Then the things that are changing the food land skie, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:47):
The things that most other radio shows are too afraid
to cover.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Ye cookies.
Speaker 8 (01:53):
But maybe after what I'm about to tell you, we
need to start a whole new category of segments called
trash bag news.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This is like literally sponsored by Glad or something.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Hefty, the company Hefty, you know, the ones who make
all the big garbage bags. They just celebrated their sixtieth
anniversary by releasing one thousand limited edition packs of Ultra
Strong birthday cake scented trash bags.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
This is so weird too.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Love sending trash bags.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
I use them all the time. Yeah, but usually they
smell like lemons or like lavender. This one smells like
birthday cakes.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
They went hard on the pumpkin spice trash bags a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
So these birthday cake ones completely sold out in under
fifteen seconds. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. That
means that there were people waiting online. Is on the
Hefty site, like Glenda, get in here.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
The Hefty Drop's gonna happen a day minute.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
We've been saving for this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I think you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I think it's what every eight year old is asking
for for their birthday. This, oh, just a box of
scented garbage bag.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Whatever the explanation is, it's crazy. I don't care if
the bags are infused with vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkle scent.
And I don't care if they sold each box for
just sixty cents to commemorate their sixtieth anniversary. The trend
of making food scented everything, it's getting out of control.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Not long until someone tries to eat one of these
and then they have to put like a disclaimer on
the side.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
But this is why I'm throwing down the gauntlet to Glade. Glade,
are you listening to this? You're gonna let Hefty take
all the glory from the boring household product market. Come on, now,
it's time to go big Dorito scented plug in air fresheners.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey, I say we go the opposite way, eight day
old fish.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
At least try something, Glade. We're looking at you.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Now.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
We gotta move on and get into the shop dollar
question of the day with the man who smells just
like a Glade air freshener. Yeah, the good one, the
really good one. Yeah, Digital Jake, let's go.
Speaker 11 (04:09):
Today is actually kind of special in terms of food holidays.
Is because it happens to be both National Brisket Day
and National Hamburger Day.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
What right now?
Speaker 11 (04:23):
America looked at the cow and said, let's celebrate everything.
But it's feelings.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
I really don't want to mention this part. But it's
also World Hunger Day. I don't like that also makes
me feel bad about my triple bacon cheeseburger I have.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's just because it means that for people who are
just hungry for a burger.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Why they have access to Yeah say that.
Speaker 11 (04:47):
So instead we're focusing on meats only during a special
Eatie Greedy and Extra Meatia edition.
Speaker 12 (04:53):
Uh tenty of twenty.
Speaker 11 (04:57):
Yeah, you guys will say number one through twenty, I
will ask you a question about a popular meat product.
You just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game. And we'll start with the woman who's the
whopper junior.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Of this show.
Speaker 11 (05:11):
It was eleven, number eleven, Alexis, which meat was the
first ever eaten on the moon.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
We've talked about first on the moon things, but I
don't know.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
You have to think about like a food that would
travel well. I feel like it's classic road trip food,
like a beef jerky stick or my personal favorite is
microwaveable bacon. Yeah, it never goes bad.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
Spam.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
My first thought was a gross food that's impacating.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's baloney. G Like, wasn't this old.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
And like.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Blow is italian Us would not promote Italian.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
He made a boney Alexis.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Alexis says, the first meat's name is blooney in correct.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
It was said in the room bacon.
Speaker 11 (06:09):
The follow astaurants packed bacon squares, and that was the first.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Meat on the Moon's funny.
Speaker 11 (06:15):
Interesting, Alexis is out Brook. Eleven's been taken. How about
another number?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Give me seven?
Speaker 11 (06:20):
Seven Brook, The product spam is loosely considered meat. Tell
me if it has more or less than ten ingredients.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I love spam, think it's so good.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm trying to think of the can and what is
written on the can, and it feels like it's really
tiny words.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Because they have to fit so many ingredients, which.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Makes me think that it's more than ten.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Brook says spam has more than ten ingredients? You were
it has only six ingredients? What are the spam and
then five others? Wow, we're over two. Jose, you're a food,
it's your turn, and eleven are off the board.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Twelve Jan twelve, an easy one.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
What's the Japanese name for grilled skewered chicken?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh not tappanyaki. That's something else with noodles.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What's yacky soba with noodles?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Maybe that's I'm confusing with soba yoka.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
That's soba noodles. But they're warm, they're not the cold traditional.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
I'm just throwing making.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Like what about me so soon?
Speaker 13 (07:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:35):
What about Yama Moto, the Dodgers, Super Samsung.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I know all the answers.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I can't think of the word, Jake.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Maybe I'm just gonna have to go with the style
of cooking of Terry Yaki.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Jose said Terry Yaki incorrect. You were so close, Jose.
You're saying all the syllables in different orders. Grilled skewer
chicken in Japan is yaka torri yah. I could see
that right on the tip of Jeffrey. It's your turn.
You gotta get this right. Otherwise I'm winning seven off
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the board.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
I'll take six and nine please, I'll.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Just combine those and give you a satin Jeffrey, what
popular meat product was once marketed in the eighties with
the slogan meat with an M, four.
Speaker 13 (08:25):
EMPs and.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Meats.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Okay, so you're thinking about what, like was the family
dinner of choice back in the eighties that was marketed
to everybody. First thing that actually has meat in the
title is meat loaf. Maybe it's like Stofer's microwaved meat loaf.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Could do it, yeah, but or like hamburger helper. That
was a big one that my dad used to love
to make for us.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
They would have been like m Hamburger kind of I'm
just gonna go my initial thought meat loaf.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
Jeffrey says, meat loaf, No, sir, it was said earlier
in another question, Blowney, everybody got it wrong, which means
I have one today's edition of plenty of twenty And
for referencing her father so many times, Brooke will be
getting shocked today.
Speaker 13 (09:22):
And Brooke, you're going.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
To be singing a meat classic baby back Ribs song
by the Chili's commercial.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, did I talk about my dad?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Once I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I don't remember, but I forget every.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, I want baby back, baby back, baby back.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
That's your shock collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes,
rookie Jeffrey in the morning. Don't you just love it
when an older family member lectures you about something happening
in your life that isn't related to them, but they
just don't approve of Yeah, totally. Like when your mom says, oh,
so your little radio show is selling another station branded
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sweater for charity. Huh oh, how queaende? You just have
to politely smile and nod and try to escape that
conversation as quickly as possible. Yeah, well, one of our
listeners didn't just smile and nod when her judgmental aunt
came asking questions about one item inside of her fridge.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
In the fridge.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Actually, the response that she gave has her wondering over
the last year. Am I actually a really bad person?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
No, you're gonna hear it in a brand new mass
speaker that's coming up right now. You don't know me
your confession.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
I can't take back ow arm.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Mouse Speaker Texas seventy five nine two says anytime a
brand new iPhone or a hot pair of sneakers, I
immediately get in line. Really not to buy them, I
just really love the social experience of standing. Disneyland is
my heaven.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No fast pass for him anywhere.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
That's how you feel. You can always get in line
to be on the mass speaker and share a juicy
secret with the world while we hide the sound of
your real voice. And today we have a woman who's
reached the front of the line and is trusting us
to remain anonymous. Today she's chosen to go by Tanya,
but her real name is.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Editor.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
You better bleep that one out so nobody hears that segment.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Suddenly.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
That was my bad, Tanya, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No, she doesn't have a lot of trust in you
right now, Jeff, you got to earn it back.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
I promise it'll be believed once it goes to air.
But the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
You promise, you promise it's on, right, I promise, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
He's not crossing anything that I can see anyway.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
What's your cons okay, because I am like super embarrassed.
So last summer I was visiting my parents that home,
just spending a weekend at their place, and I brought
my birth control with me. I mean obviously, yeah, yeah,
you got.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
To stay on that stuff.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
It's lots of action at my parents place.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, you can't miss it, Jeff. It screws up everything.
It's not about the action at the parents.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
You don't think I know that, okay right now? Okay,
so very important.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
But at the time, there was a crazy heat wave.
It was like over one hundred degrees and my parents house,
they don't have Central ac and I needed a cool
place to store them. I mean, they lose their efficacy
if it's too hot.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You're that worried about your birth control, it's always good
to watch you do the maile ones because if it
travels too long and.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Like the heat, it can make it defective.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh yeah, Jeff, you could be pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Probably, no wonder, I had two kids.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
That you do not, So yeah, I stuck mine in
the fridge, and the next morning my aunt came over
to stop off her homemade Devil's eggs. My aunt is
super super conservative, okay, so you need to know that.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So that's why it'd be a problem if she saw it.
She's gonna have opinions.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Yeah, from a different erakay. And then the woman's bringing
over devil's eggs.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
They're still goods.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
So my aunt opens up the fridge and just freezes.
She turns fantas tweetie, what are these little peusan here?
They have your name and say Sunday, Monday, Tuesday on them. So,
because of her belief, I didn't want to tell her
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my breath control by her.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
I mean, I'm gonna say, you want to get like
in a big argument with her for no reason. Yeah, well, yes, serious.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
So it said. I just said, oh, that's my new
probiotics for gut health. Okay, yeah, it just came out,
and she goes, oh wow, I've never seen anything like that. Okay,
she said, I've actually been having some issues lately. It's okay,
(14:22):
I try one. Well here's the thing. Yeah, I mean
I couldn't even say anything because she just popped the
one in her mouth.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
WHOA, sorry I took your Monday sounds like antswer of
the age that it's not a pregnancy scares aren't probably.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
No, she's older. But I'm standing there thinking, oh my god,
I just gave my aunt an active of estrogen.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Okay, that's not the worst thing. It's not going to
harm her.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I feel it's like karma for her being so judgy, you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Know, Jeff testosterone all the time.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah, waiting for that to kick in.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, I wouldn't feel bad about this at all.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
One won't do it.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Gets worse, It gets worse.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Yes, So a few hours later, she's raving about how
her bloat is gone and she feels more emotionally balanced.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh I'm sure that's the opposite effects. Yeah, no, it
makes you crazy, but maybe.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
If you're already crazy, it balances you out to be normal.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
She kind of like ADHD medications.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
She comes out, She's like, I'm liberal now.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Anyway, all of it's in her mind obviously a placebo.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
That's exactly it. I was like, this has to beat
the placible fact or did I just accidentally stabilize my
aunt's crazy before she leaves? She asked me what the
brand of probiotic is? Yeah, and she's asking where she
can buy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It up your pharmacists.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
At this point, you just got to say I got
it from my friend. You're so deep into the.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Lie that what did you say?
Speaker 10 (16:10):
You made me even so much better, because that's exactly
And I went deeper into the lie and I told
her I get them through a college discount, so i'd
have to buy them for her. And I'm hoping, oh, well,
that'll just shut her up, but no, she hands me
forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Have you been supplying your aunt with birth control?
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Now?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
I've been doing it for a year. Oh, every couple
of months. I sent her a package of birst control
pills that she thinks health.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Program, Why am I gaining weight? Wait?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
But I just need to know am I a terrible person.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Just tell her that they discon't you the gut health
probiotics from that particular brand. Okay, they put the one.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Week of sugar pills and I'm just trying to get
a full sugar pill to really mess you up.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yeah, you're fine, though, Tanya, I think you're okay. You
don't have to feel bad about it.
Speaker 10 (17:15):
You're all on the same piece.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, Giving anybody medication that they don't know what they're
taking is probably a bad look.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
I take the side of our listeners, even if it
is a crime. So texting the seven five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
We'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
This, freaking Jeffrey in the morning, one.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband, who's
currently away on a business trip, and she told us
the name of his hotel, his room number, his sleeping habits,
and some of the things that he likes to take
along with him, all to help us mess with him.
With a brand new service that we're rolling out, it
involves an over eager housekeeping staff member named t and
(18:01):
that's coming up in your phone tap right now?
Speaker 13 (18:09):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Hi is this mister link?
Speaker 13 (18:14):
Uh? Yeah it was this Good.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Morning, Hi, this is housekeeping. My name's Tito.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
You're waking up?
Speaker 13 (18:24):
Or yeah? What do you want?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I just wanted to make sure you were pleased with
the service from earlier today.
Speaker 13 (18:33):
What what service?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Oh? You didn't even realize it. That's a good thing.
Speaker 13 (18:41):
What are you talking you? What are you talking about you?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Here's what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It's something new at the hotel called silent service.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Oh, that's where we sneak into your room at night. Well,
the guest is sleeping, and then we clean up around you.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
What are you talking about while talking about you? What
time were you in my room?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Four am? Maybe three?
Speaker 14 (19:05):
I don't know four.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
What gives you the right to be in my god
room at four am?
Speaker 13 (19:10):
Tito?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Hold on, grumpy, wumpy. I know we're just waking up.
But this is a good thing, Okay. I don't you
get an extra three hundred hotel points if we clean
while you're unconscious?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
I don't care how many points I get for you
to you don't have the right to come in here
and invade my fricking privacy.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Some say it's invasive, but we call it elite hospitality.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
No, no, it's extremely invasive.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Is it, though, Because you didn't even realize I was
in there? And shouldn't you be happy that everything is clean?
Speaker 10 (19:40):
For you?
Speaker 13 (19:41):
The thing is clean.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
You came into my room while sleeping it well, you.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Didn't seem to mind when I was adjusting your bed
covers in the middle of the night.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
That reminds me.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I did notice your toe was twitching were they were
waving at me? Oh my god, your little little five
finger Hello there, Your tots are.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Very f You shouldn't be looking at You shouldn't be
in my room and vating my privacy and looking at
my toes.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I shouldn't be in here at all.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
I was thinking about covering them, but I can only
do that tonight if I get your permission.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Right now to me, don't touch any guests. What are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I'm noting that. Do not touch sleeping guests or their toes.
Oh my god, But fluffing pillows is still okay. I
did that, by the way, what And I think it
helped because you rolled over after I did.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Are you a side sleeper?
Speaker 10 (20:33):
You were that.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
Close to my head while I was sleeping. I am
taking down notes. You're a supervisor.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Oh, if you do talk to him, please do not
mention I used your shower because I spilled a little
bleach on myself while I was cleaning.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I didn't give my permission for any of this.
Speaker 15 (20:47):
None of this was mentioned to me.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
You know something I did notice This could put you
in a good mood.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
I love how you tuck your socks into your shoes.
Look and do the same.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
We're twinsies. I noticed on the corner of the room
your socks tucked in.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
My whear to god if you touched my feet.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
I swore, no, I didn't.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Touch your feet, just your socks.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'm not a weird o.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I also washed your toothbrush for you. Yes, I did,
and I gotta say the bristles are very soft.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
No, no, no made service is supposed to touch my toothbrush.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Actually, I know that is against the law.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
You know, speaking of toothbrushes, It just came to me,
would you like me to leave a breath mint for
you in the morning instead of the chocolate mint. I
don't what I smelled you need it right.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I mean I can almost smell it through the phone
right now.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
So I cannot believe you came close to my face.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I think that's all my notes. It does sound
like there's still a little bit of pushback on your end.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
You are going to get fired.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
I look it up.
Speaker 14 (21:42):
There is nothing called silent service on your web page.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
That's because it's not listed on the hotel site. You're
gonna have to go to the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, click to drop down tab
and then select prank phone calls.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
And now we're here.
Speaker 15 (21:58):
Hello wall what what.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
What I mean is my name is Jose for Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone
tap on you.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
We got you.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
I am so tired.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Why didn't you Good morning?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
I hear you're at a hotel right now.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, I actually know that because your wife cat set
you up.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Oh okay, told.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Us you're on a business trip, but she wanted us
to mess with you.
Speaker 13 (22:26):
Man. I can't believe.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
She said.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
You would totally freak out if she thought anybody was
like in your room in the middle of the night.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I would have been happy to have somebody cleaning around me,
maybe cuddling me, maybe kissing me on the forehead.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
That's a lead service and you deserve that, don't you.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Mister Link Oh my god, weeke up.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
There's a lot of things that you'd happily say yes
to without even thinking about it, Okay, like yes to
free costco samples, Yes, yes to concert tickets for a band.
I don't even like yes. I'd even say yes to
a free trip to Mexico with the stipulation I'd have
to hide balloons somewhere on my body.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
WHOA that bad?
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Right?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Nothing in this worlds.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
But it's much harder to say yes to your X.
Oh yeah, that's what one of our listeners is hoping
for today, And all I know is this, after today's call,
I will never look at escape rooms in the same
way ever. Again, You're not wrong. You're gonna understand why
when you hear it in a brand news say yes
to the X. Right after this, it's Brook and Jeffrey
(23:49):
in the morning, and it's time for another charming addition.
Say yes to the X.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh my gosh, this is what we're doing.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Where we try to help a listener reconnect with an
old fling to see if there's any chemistry or desire
lingering there hoping to be explored.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And you know what, it's worked once.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
This has Yep, that's a high success.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Rate, but it's better than before that time it worked.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Yes, a success rate is there, and today's caller has
actually been on the show with us before. You might
remember one of the more disturbing second date calls we
did last year, involving two people going to a red
envelope party where after midnight, the party turns from nice
to super naughty.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yes, yay, I do remember Red. Why did they end
up dating?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
So Natalie was the woman that we called that day
she said yes to our offer of a second date.
But now she's back this time for say yes to
the X. I think not the same guy that we
hooked her up with that time on the show. But first, Natalie,
we want to welcome you back. Thanks for being on again.
Speaker 16 (24:57):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Okay, I thought, I'm I'm not saying yes to this
relationship that just happened like a month or two ago.
Speaker 16 (25:03):
Oh, you mean Alvin?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Yeah, what happened with that guy in the red envelope party?
Speaker 16 (25:08):
You're not going to believe this, but he turned out
to be kind of a freak.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, that is literally the least shocking thing that you
could have said.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
No way, you're right.
Speaker 16 (25:20):
I probably should have known. But it really sunk in
when he started referring to his bedroom as the arena,
like he.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Hadn't, Oh god, oh.
Speaker 16 (25:30):
Neon sign above his bed that says the arena.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Okay, well, hold on, now, he's starting to sound like
he's kind of a good guy. Are you sure that
you should have ditched.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Him a neon sign?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh my god, welcome dedication.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Which is worse that he's single, which means he's bringing
new ladies into that place.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Okay, apparently this isn't about Alvin and his arena. We're
focused on a new old guy. Yeah, tell us about
your new old fling.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
Okay, So we dated like three years ago, and we
dated for like six to seven months. His name's Caleb.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
And what made you start thinking about him again? Is
it just by comparison to Alvin everybody, he's the only
one that seems normal.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's part of it. This guy was so sweet,
and I just I had like really good memories of him,
and I was the one who sort of messed it up.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can we know how you messed it up?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (26:31):
Yeah, I mean I was.
Speaker 16 (26:34):
I was unfaithful and I got hot.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Do you say you you got caught?
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (26:42):
And I totally deserved him breaking up with me. But
the thing is, I'm I'm not that person anymore, and
I just know he's a solid person that doesn't have
me on signs and giant arrows in his bedroom.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Oh there's arrows too. Yeah, Okay, I like it a
map to follow.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I mean, like, why would he want to take you back?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I know that you know you're a change person, but
why do you deserve Yeah?
Speaker 16 (27:11):
I mean I've done the work to improve myself and
like be a better partner for him, And I just
know that if you do get him on the phone,
I'm sure the questions of trust will definitely come up,
because that was kind of a big thing.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
I mean, that is a good question. What do you
guys think can you come back from a cheating sand.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It depends on the person, Like how hot they are.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
You mean, if you're already cheating six months into a relationship.
It doesn't feel like you're you're fully I mean I think,
you know, I don't think once a cheater, always a cheat.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Just doesn't sound like you were fully into him. Yeah,
if you know the marriage you try to work out,
you're just dating.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Just break down and find someone else.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Like, it doesn't sound like you're you're really into the
relationship to begin with.
Speaker 16 (27:53):
I mean I was. I just think that I've changed
and I've done a lot of work on myself and
I'm just a better person than I was when we
were dating.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Whether he takes you back or not right, And it's
a lot of the grasses greener on the other side
type of thinking. But in the last three years since
you broke up, have you had any contact with your ex?
Like at all?
Speaker 16 (28:16):
I tried, you know, I tried in that first year.
I reached out more than a few times, and he
made it clear he needed more time and space and
he's gotten that now it's been three years.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
So yeah, he can't.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Get over three years. The problem?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh man, do you know? Do you know is Caleb
single right now?
Speaker 16 (28:37):
I don't know, honestly, And I like, I don't expect
him to be like jumping at the chance to get
back with me. But I would like to just grab
a coffee and see if we have that same, like comfortable,
fun vibe between us.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Okay, and invite him back into your arena.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Maybe it's the Colisseum what I don't know, up with a.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
New name, a bigger arena with people watching.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Right, yeah, so obviously, Natalie, you know how this works.
We had our producer reach out to your ex Caleb
and was able to get him on the phone. He
is waiting on hold right now, just doesn't know who
he's about to be talking to. Ok Are you ready
to talk to your ex from three years ago and
(29:27):
see if he's willing to say yes to the X.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
I think I'm ready.
Speaker 16 (29:32):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I can do this if he has up. I mean
it's a tough one.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
It's understandable.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
But say, oh, yeah, you know why I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Maybe he's up into it though maybe we're wrong.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
I mean, she claims that she's changed a lot in
that time, So we'll find out if that's enough and
we come back and put them together for say yes
to the X.
Speaker 17 (29:55):
Right after this, thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Yeah, hold on if you're just joining us. We're in
the middle of Say Yes to the X with Natalie
icy Wood too. She's attempting to reconnect with the guy
that she dated three years ago, and she told us
that they had a fun, casual vibe together, but admits
the biggest issue in their relationship was her unfaithfulness.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah, a little problem.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
She was caught, admitted it to the guy, regrets it,
and since then has taken accountability for her actions. Chose
to move on and work on herself and like to
know if there's any chance at a second go around
with this guy.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
And yeah, you make that sound great, because most cheaters
won't admit it and fall on the sword and be.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
The bigger person A.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Well, it's because personally, I believe in forgiveness, and in
certain situations, maybe this is one of them. I'm hoping
that enough time has passed that Caleb could find it
in his heart to at least sit down and have
a cup of coffee with her.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah you've never You've never been cheated on, have you?
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I have been?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
And I believe that there is goodness.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I mean, I mean, I do think that people can
grow and change and make different choices.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
But doesn't mean that's not on Caleb, though you know
that's on he.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Don't have fun with your new life.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
It doesn't seem like too much nest for him to
come sit down for coffee, right, Natalie, you're right about that, Natalie,
you would agree.
Speaker 16 (31:19):
Yeah, that's all I'm asking for, like just a coffee.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
It doesn't mean he owes you that it would be
a kind g Yeah you.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Could meet in the middle.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Yeah, but he should pay for the coffee. No, that's
just a gentleman.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Now you're asking for it.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Last time you've talked to him on a scale of
one to like super angry, being ten, where was he at?
Speaker 15 (31:40):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (31:41):
I would probably say ten?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, Yeah, she.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Said that she tried texting him, but he was like,
I don't want to talk to you. I need more time.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, but that's not my Ted sounds a lot more
vulgar than that.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Well, let's see what what number he's at, because he is,
remember waiting on hold, has not heard this segment happened
up to this point, does not know the reason that
he has been called by a radio show.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
I feel like he might not be a full ten.
Let's find out. I'm gonna punch him up. Let's producer
Boyd really riled him up before putting him on the phone.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
No, boy can really get under your skin sometimes he
does that.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
But here, let me we're gonna talk to him a
little bit and then we'll tell him that you're there. Okay, Natalie, Okay,
thank you. Okay, So here we go everyone.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Duck.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Hello, Caleb be there.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hey, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 15 (32:33):
Caleb, Good morning, Hey, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 13 (32:38):
Were doing?
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Man, thanks for being on the show with us. I
know you don't know the reason why you're here yet.
Speaker 15 (32:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's all mysterious.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
What's coming on?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, it could be really fun. The reason.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
It could be.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
It's this is a segment we do. It's called say
Yes to the X where somebody from your past who
you've dated before wants to know if there is any
shot of a second chance with you. And I know
we don't even know, like what your situation is, if
you're single, or what you've got going on in your
life right now.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
Yeah, if you are taking we're not trying to disrespect
right Yeah, Yeah, I am single, Okay, that's a good thing.
Speaker 15 (33:23):
I'm not sure if I want to talk to this
person unless I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, that's a valid request.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Oh really, Okay, here we go drop that bone. Well normally, okay,
normally I wouldn't do this. Normally I just put you
on the phone with them. But I can tell you
it's somebody you dated for about half a year and
her name is Natalie.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Yeah, are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
I'm not. No.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 15 (33:51):
No, that's this isn't going to be a thing. I
don't I don't want to talk to her.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Well, maybe.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
She did come with a lot of regret for her actions,
and you may just want to hear her out.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Yeah, because I'm assuming you're hesitant because of the whole
infidelity thing.
Speaker 15 (34:09):
You're you're gonna have to make that plural, my guy.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Intodel t.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
Yeah, it wasn't once she cheated with thirteen people.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Gosh, that some work.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
But it sounds that you guys only dated for six months.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
Yeah, that's what she told me when the truth came
out when I called it.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
Taylor, Caleb, Hi, we don't need to tell them all that.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Happen.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 15 (34:40):
You told me thirteen different dudes, the landlord, the cocaine guy,
and my brother who okay.
Speaker 16 (34:49):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, your frat brother. That
that's it's not like you're related.
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Wait what what brother?
Speaker 16 (34:56):
His frat brother?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Oh, fraternity bro.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
You're not even real people.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah right, heavy, it counts. It just doesn't as a brother.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
There was a lot of people, and I knew most
of them, so listen.
Speaker 16 (35:13):
No, here's the difference. Back then, I was unhappy with
myself and that had nothing to do with you.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
Except that we were together and you were cheating on him.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
Hey, right, But I was honest with you about it.
I didn't hide it. I told you what was.
Speaker 15 (35:31):
Called a while until I found out with guy number thirty.
Speaker 16 (35:35):
Okay, eventually, And that's my karma and something I dealt
with and I'm over it now. I'm so much better.
Speaker 15 (35:44):
Oh sorry, I'm not over it, Natalie.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Did you really think like you didn't tell us? I
had just assumed that it was one time.
Speaker 16 (35:55):
You know, I said that I was unfaithful. You didn't
ask for like a specific number.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You know what I felt her cheating?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Well, it's fair.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
We need to be.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Better at asking questions when we're doing these segments. Let's
keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Did you cheat in any relationships after him?
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Well, that doesn't matter about that word.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Because she says she's grown and changed.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
But we're not worried about her other relationships. We're worried
about this relationship with Caleb. Caleb, she's done the work,
she's moved past it. Are you ready to move past
it yet?
Speaker 6 (36:26):
She was well done? But wild question?
Speaker 17 (36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Yeah, here's the deal with like, I still live in
the same building, and I still have the same landlord
who occasionally looked.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
At me weird.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Maybe the worst messed up that you didn't get a
rent discount.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
It's just the landlord. I mean, she slept with the
freaking escape room instructor.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
What okay, okay, Oh, I need to hear this.
Speaker 16 (36:52):
It just kind of happened. We're locked in separate rooms.
He was a team leader. You do what the team
leader said.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
Oh, Iane, we have to get out of this room.
Everyone take their pants on.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Is the gap room employee? That isn't it? Twenty year
old act d do you guys?
Speaker 15 (37:12):
Okay, you guys can see why we are not together.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Now right, Yeah, she slept with a guy in the
middle of your date.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Of course she got together.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Also, I didn't want to say anything that I think
her and Jeff are falling around a.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Little when she was on hold.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Yeah, by the way, team leader, you have to listen
to the team leaders.
Speaker 16 (37:28):
So Bro, don't appreciate that guys are not helping.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Why why would you ever think that he would move
past this?
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Why did you ask this question? You just need to
move on and give up.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Brook. What you're forgetting is this is all past stuff.
That's great. We're talking three years ago, and I would
hope that Caleb you could find it somewhere in your
heart to say yes, because this girl deserves a fourteenth
chance as of today.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, you know what the saying is fool me once,
Shame on you pull me fourteen times.
Speaker 8 (38:02):
Shame on the landlord.
Speaker 16 (38:06):
Okay, you guys are making such a big deal about
the number of people, and the truth is like I've
changed and I just want a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Okay, Okay, that's fine, but just maybe do it with
a new guy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Get coffee.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
That's before we even do that, we need to ask
the whole purpose of this segment is Caleb, she wants it, Brooks.
She's begging us for the coffee with Caleb.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
So Caleb, that's like that team leader.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Caleb. Would you be willing to say yes to the
X and meet up with Natalie for coffee?
Speaker 15 (38:39):
You know what, I think I actually have a thing
or two of yours still at this apartment, So yeah,
I can meet you up the coffee. Just so you know,
there is zero chance of me ever trusting you again
or being in any kind of relationship.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Okay, so you're gonna hook up?
Speaker 8 (39:01):
Yes, I hear there's a coffee themed escape from that.
They just started downtown.
Speaker 16 (39:07):
I am Julie, a new woman, so you'll see the
new me. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Let yourself shine.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I let him see this new woman, and we're proud
of you for that.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Yeah, just go to coffee, bring your landlord, and let's
squash old quesn You know what, Bring all thirteen of
those other guys back and we'll hash this out.
Speaker 9 (39:29):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
A senior citizen goes viral on TikTok all because he
didn't feel like he was being heard at a city
council meeting. Who he took matters into his own hands
and now well at least the entire country knows who
he is. Plus a woman in Brazil got millions of
views shocking the world with her unexpected talent that was
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caught on live television. And if you think teens today
are all lazy and just focused on video games and
snapping memes and meman snaps, well think again, because one
thirteen year old's California girl is changing everything. All of
that is coming up when we do a brand.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
They're doing it right now. Who else was excited to hear?
Gwyneth Paltrow teamed up with Slim Jim to create a healthier,
chakra oriented meat stick called Goop numba steak gluten free,
guilt free and only four thousand dollars per bite flavor.
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Oh yeah, sure does. Available only now from one website.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
TikTok Click Shot, Hi Slash Goop.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
It's TikTok TikTok Click Shock, where we discuss the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
your first TikTok Click Shock, which is from an age
group you normally don't see go viral.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
A seventy five year old man from Charlotte, North Carolina.
His name is Kevin Cox. This is going to surprise you.
But Kevin attends all of his local city council meetings.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh man, Yet Betty raises his hand and has something
to say it each and.
Speaker 8 (41:15):
Ever was he sure does. He is not happy about
the fast drivers passing through his neighborhood. So after multiple
failed requests at these meetings, Kevin took matter into his
own hands, and he brought out a can of paint
started painting a crosswalk so people would slow down.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
His own.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Am I so old that I've thought about doing this?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I thought maybe I could do some sort of three
D art that looked like a speed bump.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
That's that seventy five year old brain kind of smart though,
I'm with it. Well, what happened, Kevin explains, After.
Speaker 18 (41:49):
I put the first thin line down, I heard people
in amazements.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
Hey, look at that.
Speaker 18 (41:54):
The drivers see it and they're slowing down. You can't
get the traffic control cameras. If the police won't and
force the law enough to communicate with people, then we
have to turn to physical methods to slow drivers down.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
You look at that. It kind of works.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
You got the green light for your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's Kevin gonna be upset when he learns he's a
graffiti artist and it's illegal to tag things.
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Oh no, sorry, yeah, I should finish it kind of
worked for an hour until Kevin was arrested. It turns
out you can't paint your own crosswalks wherever you want
and stop the float traffic.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
It does seem like.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
A rule, like I can't just put a stop sign
anywhere I want.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Kevin's going to be a batty now all the ladies
are going to want him a police.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Police said it was extremely dangerous and cars were swerving
to avoid him. So even though his video has gotten
over two million views, there's a chance k Dog may
have to spend up to a year in jail for
property damage and reckless endangered.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Okay, what about this? How about hologram on the street
of a little child? Would people slow down for that?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
People went speed up? That was a TikTok click shot.
You're next. TikTok click shot is from a nun in
Brazil named Sister Marizelle.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Okay, this is what I didn't expect to go viral.
I would go seventy five boomer before nn.
Speaker 8 (43:13):
I thought, maybe you guys have heard of this already,
because it's been everywhere.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
I think I have.
Speaker 8 (43:17):
But if you haven't, this nun went viral recently. We're
talking upwards of twenty million clicks after unexpectedly launching into
a beatboxing performance du Catholic TV broadcast.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I might not heard this, may I add its a
good one.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yes, she's good at it.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
So you may not watch Catholic TV all the time
like Jose and me.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
I am, but I'm Catholic. I don't know why you watch.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
It's just good programming, you know. So if you missed it,
here's the audio.
Speaker 19 (43:45):
Oho, okay for the sister reboot.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
It's crazy. The priests gets up onto his feet and
starts a dance clip, which also went viral because that
priest never dances. So the comments came flooding in. One
said I'll be honest, I did not have Brazilian non
beatboxing on my Bingo card for today. Another said even
nuns are allowed to have fun every once in a while.
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I know we forget that, but anyway, now sister Marizelle
is getting requests to perform live at hip hop competitions
all around the country. She has not responded to any
of that love.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I wont her featured on the next Kendrick album.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
Sister Marizelle is saving her sick beats for the Lord. Okay, Okay,
that was a TikTok click shock, and your final TikTok
click shock is actually some good news.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, well, I mean I feel like we've been full
of good news. Rested old men.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Okay, more good news. The thirteen year old girl in
California was walking home from school recently when a random
guy popped out from between two cars and tried to
attack them.
Speaker 12 (45:13):
Okay, where's the good parts part.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
The story? The good part is the girl has been
taking jiu jitsu classes for the last three years. Okay,
so here is her sense talking about what happened next.
Speaker 20 (45:29):
Halfway home, a gentleman was standing in between two cars
and he stepped out to punch her in the face.
She punched him, She wrapped it, got him in the headlock,
and need him a couple of times him around, threw
him on the ground, and she had stepped on his
foot doing all this, and when she threw him to
the ground, she broke his ankle.
Speaker 8 (45:49):
I told her we was proud of her.
Speaker 20 (45:51):
And she did exactly what she was supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I mean, the thing is is that's going to be
really embarrassing to explain to all the other in that
he got beat up by a thirteen year old girl.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Well he won't have to, because even though she did
break his ankle, the dude was able to get away.
Speaker 9 (46:07):
What a.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Broken ankle?
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Yeah, very slowly. Apparently you don't see very often that
a kid has that type of self confidence and awareness
and cowabungus skills in a fight or flight situation. It's
pretty awesome to hear.
Speaker 17 (46:21):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
Not surprisingly, since that happened, the jiu jitsu class is
overloaded with tons of new students hoping to break ankles
and curb stump bad guys all over the city.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I think they're gonna get mad at a soccer mom
and break somebody's elbow or something.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, remember to.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Use your powers for good kids.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
Stories for the.
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Day, Broken Jeffrey in the morning, we got.
Speaker 8 (46:55):
Lucy, who's a return player Today. We don't often talk
about movie opening during this trivia segment, but I'm wondering
if Lucy is planning on seeing the new release of
one coming out called Skibbety Toilet.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
They're doing a movie.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
That's right, Lucy, are you planning to go see that
in theaters?
Speaker 17 (47:17):
You know, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
It was like a weird YouTube thing that Jen Alpha
made where it's just like a weird face out of
a toilet, a guy.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
Sticking out of a toy.
Speaker 8 (47:27):
It started as an eleven second YouTube video of that
guy in the toilet. But now there's a movie being
produced by Michael Bay, the guy who did Transformers.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
Yeah, they have.
Speaker 8 (47:40):
Fortnite, so think about how cool the special effects are
going to look in that toilet.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
We're just pandering to jen Alpha to get their money.
Is that what it is? Well, it's their parents' money,
it's millennial money.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, that's how the world works.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
They'll pay for the kids to keep them happy.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
So guess that's why you got minecraft.
Speaker 13 (48:02):
Lucy.
Speaker 8 (48:02):
You're a nanny, so you should be familiar with all
this stuff.
Speaker 10 (48:04):
You're not.
Speaker 17 (48:05):
Well, the girl in Yannip is like two, yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
She doesn't have a YouTube account already. She's not an influencer.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
She's too NOI toilet.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Wow, it's really.
Speaker 8 (48:16):
Time to educate that little one to get with the times.
But we're gonna send brook out of the studios. We
can go over the rules thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say past. But you have to beat her out
right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 17 (48:28):
I am yeah?
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Good luck. Your time starts now. Today's National paper Clip Day.
What's the name of the helpful paper clip that assists
users in Microsoft Office? On a restaurant menu, the term
en brochette means the food is served or cooked on.
What What does the D in DC comics stand for
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on TikTok? What does FYP stand for in the movie
Toy Story? What is Buzz light Year's famous catchphrase.
Speaker 17 (48:57):
To Infinity and beyond?
Speaker 8 (48:58):
Which tropical fruit is cannsidered a symbol of hospitality? But
don't turn it upside DOWNY knows all about that one,
lucy naughty girl. Brooks coming back into the studio here,
and it says for the summer Lucy that you got
into paddle boarding recently, but it says you use your
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arms as paddles in your mouth as a motor.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
Is that right?
Speaker 17 (49:23):
You know, it's a very very effective way of getting somewhere.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
It's like a jet engine that she's got attached to
her head.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
What else do you have plan for the summer, Lucy?
Speaker 17 (49:35):
I'm just you know, I'm preparing to go to grad school.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
What are you going to be studying?
Speaker 17 (49:41):
I'm doing a master's in applied chemistry?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh cool, dang, got nothing to say chemistry.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
I have a joke to make your professors laugh when
you come in the first day, be like, write down,
is this the.
Speaker 6 (49:54):
Masters for applied Chemistry? Where do I apply alone? And
then they'll crack up.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
I thought it was going to be a periodic table joke, but.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
It are to be too funny now on this show. Okay,
just keep it right in the middle. There brook your
turn to answer some questions. Ready, yeah, stop laughing at
my joke and done. Okay, here we go. Your time
starts now. Today's National paper Clip Day. What's the name
of the helpful paper clip that assists users in Microsoft Office?
On a restaurant menu, the term en brochette means the
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food is cooked or served on what bread? What does
the D and d C comics stand for district on TikTok?
What does f YP stand.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
For for your page? For you page? Sorry?
Speaker 8 (50:41):
In the movie Toy Story, what is buzz light Year's
famous catchphrase.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
To incity and beyond?
Speaker 8 (50:47):
Which tropical fruits considered a symbol of hospitality, But don't
turn it upside down? Yeah, see, ladies in the room,
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with Jose.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
Started from the bottom.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Now we're here, started from the bottom.
Speaker 10 (51:04):
Now the whole team.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
Here, Lucy, you did so good.
Speaker 8 (51:09):
You got four correct todays.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Who do you got that brain move in for that
graduate program?
Speaker 6 (51:16):
How you feeling, Lucy good?
Speaker 8 (51:19):
She was still laughing at the chemistry joke.
Speaker 5 (51:22):
It was actually more of an application joke.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yes, Brock, so Lucy.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
Got for you.
Speaker 8 (51:30):
Also, I'm sorry, Lucy tie goes to the house on
these Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National
paper Clip Day, the helpful paper clip for Microsoft Office.
His name is Clippy. Yeah. On a restaurant menu, if
it says n brochet, it means the food is served
or cooked on a skewer.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (51:52):
Mainly used on meat and seafood. The D and DC
comic scenes for Detective Detective comics on TikTok. FYP stands
for for you page, correct yourself in toy story buzz
let your famous catchphrases to infinity and beyond. And the
fruit considered a symbol of hospitality, but don't turn it
upside down would be the pineapple, or, depending on how
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you want.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Your night to go, what kind of hospitality you want
to serve.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
So, Lucy, it was not quite enough to beat Brooke today,
but the good news is just for playing you win
a pair of tickets to see George Lopez perform at
the two laylap Amphitheater on August twenty third, right before
you start grad school.
Speaker 17 (52:32):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, his jokes won't be as funny as mine.
Speaker 6 (52:35):
But it'll still be fun.
Speaker 8 (52:37):
All right, Lucy, come back and play again soon. We'll
do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos