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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Jeffrey back the classics today for his song of
the week. Yes, hey, welcome to a brand new full show.
We got a full hour for you. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm just gonna say it
will leave you dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yes, is that good that we get it?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So we think you're really smart right now, But everybody
else is like, well a song does.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Keep you doing? Yeah, So you seem dumb to them,
but to me, high brow humor.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
You'll get the joke.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Your opinion is the only one that matters to me.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All right, And we got a brand new second Date
update that you do not want to miss, highly controversial.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I know that the comment section is going.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
To blow up after you hear what this woman quote
unquote does for a living.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
All right, but speaking of comments, what do you got Alexa?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Yes, Bailey geese and said, greetings from your favorite state, Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I find it's so funny that all the Florida news
is no longer shocking to me, so I wanted to
say thanks for you my absolute favorite comfort show news.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Pretty soon it'll be like Florida man wakes up, goes
to work on time.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Nothing happens.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, yeah, that would be shocking.
Speaker 7 (01:01):
That shock.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I will say, I know for sure we have a
Florida story in today's Laser story.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's right, let's get this show started.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Congratulations are in order to start the show today. It's
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're new
to the show, maybe you don't know this, but Brooke
is a mom. She has two children, a boy and
a girl. One she loves more than the other quite
a bit. I don't want to say which one because
she shared that in private with me.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
I did not.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
If you're listening, Mommy loves you equally.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wink, No, no war, none at all. Your secret's safe here, Brooke.
But the reason I say congratulations is because her daughter,
Nora just made the state softball tournament. Brook, what are
your thoughts and feelings on that?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh man, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We've been practicing literally every day. I'm really excited for her, Like,
I think it's going to be such a cool experience.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's the first time she's ever.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Going to go stay with a team at a hotel,
Like they're.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
All going to be at the pool together, Like she
has no idea, what's coming from It's gonna be so fine.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I wanted to be like, we don't even practice.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Natural talent, but I did just order a really cool
inflatable glove like baseball glove for the pool, for the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just in the stands a wave. Is it true that you,
personally Brook helped coach her team to success?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I help, yes, but I don't know that I'm the
one that's bringing them success.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And I think that the kids are incredibly telling.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But you are involved in your daughter's training and practicing
and meal planning to create the ideal athletes.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We protein up and she gets up before the.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Show, and I do have to ask, how do you
respond to the critics who say that you're coming across
as an over attentive stage mom who's pushing her daughter
into something that you personally were never able to accomplish yourself.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, the second half is not true.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm not pushing her, but I am an overbearing stage mother.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Yeah who I am?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The critics are right? You agree with the critics.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, well regardless, and I know who I am.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Jeff, congratulations to Nora and this huge achievement, and also
to whoever the real biological father is out there. We
want to congratulate him as well.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
We'll find you someday, Yes he will.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But now we need to move on and remember, later
on in the show we will be revealing our summer Day,
so make sure you're listening for that. But now we
got to get to the shock collar question of the
day with somebody who could potentially be the biological father,
our digital producer Jay.
Speaker 11 (03:49):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, yesterday was National Pina Colada Day. That's right, you know,
the chopoical drink made with white rum, coconut cream and
pineapple juice or Brook calls it breakfast, And hey, would
you look at that? The calendar turned one day and
now it's national Mohito Alcohol. Yeah. Now a mehita or
(04:12):
Brook calls it lunch is a Cuban cocktail trace back
to the sixteenth century that's made with rum, lime juice, sugar,
mint leaves, and soda water.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Did the mint leaves make it a salad?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Jake's great, So, of course we have to celebrate Mohito
Day by bringing back part two of Real or Fake
Tropical Drink Condition of.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Twenty.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We also learned you should start a bark man.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
You guys, say number one through twenty. I'll tell you
the name and ingredients of a vacation libation. You just
have to tell me is that a real tropical drink
or fake? We'll start with the woman who's a Boise
Bronco who doesn't mind a Moscow mule Idaho drink punts.
That's a I'm clocking out early today.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
A lot of people that realize in Moscow is also
in Idaho.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, a number three in an ode to SpongeBob wear pants.
Your tropical drink is garnished with a plastic pineapple, two
cocktail umbrellas, and a cherry that's seen some stuff. It's
called the bikini bottom bunch. Is that a real drink?
Did I make it up?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
How is the plastic pineapple going on top of the drink.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
A big one like.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
A little one?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And then the cherry is gonna be Patrick? What happened
that traumatized the cherry?
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Though?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I don't know, Patrick seems something.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
It is cute and I do love SpongeBob, but it's
just too many details and a busy bar.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You don't get time for the fake.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Alexa says, that's fake. Yeah, it's on real tikim and you.
It's fruity and strong and just suggestive enough to make
you giggle. A Lexus is out. Three has been chosen.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Your rum based drink is served in a hollowed out
pineapple and garnished with a tiny, sunglasses wearing shrimp. It's
called the Crustacean Vacation. It's famous in Jamaica at a
place called Floyd's Pelican Bar. Chocolate drink or did I
make it up?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I've spent quite a bit of time in Jamaica and tourist.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's funny that even the shrimp is hungover and it
needs to wear sunglasses, so you can't tell the voodoo
bar in Vegas and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No, No, I would have drank this. This is fake.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I would have drink.
Speaker 12 (06:48):
Bring me.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Every one of this country's beverages says it's fake. I
shouldn't have tried to sneak into one. Yeah, do the accent, Brook, No, Jose,
it's three and six have been chosen.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Three six nine.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
This one's fine. Jose. Your trump for drink is made
with guava juice, overproof rum and a float of cinnamon foam.
This drink comes with a pretend signed waiver and a
tiny umbrella made of beef jerky. What it's called the
Aloha Emergency.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I was like the castaway beef jerky.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah yeah, Well you sitting greens again as quick as
you can. Guava, rum, cinnamon, foam float. It's got a
fake waiver that you have to sign and a little
umbrella made of beef jerk.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You need to get a notary to come and notarize
it in order to it must be drunk.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
How do you make an umbrella out of beef?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
They're basically like engineers back.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Behind the bar, kind of hannibal leftter s I make
a lamp shade out of skin.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
No, just too much.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I say this is fake.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Jose says, the Aloha Emergency is fake?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Y Yeah, how did it take us so long to get?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Thought too much about the jerky? Speaking of jerky umbrellas?
Jeffrey Europe now number eleven. Jeffrey, Your tropical drink includes
mango pure tequila, a red bull floater, and an actual
glow in the dark plastic gecko. It's called the Lizard
Blizzard and you can find it the Abby Beach Bar
in Saint Thomas. It's a real drink. Or you would
(08:22):
make it up.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's delicious, Thomas a real place. Oh yeah, yes, okay,
you were a Yes when our when our family yacht
was sailing by, we always came nap during that part
of the journey.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Be careful with this one, because yesterday the glow stick one.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Was fake, So now it's got to glow in the dark.
Gecko at it like a health just as much more realistic. Yeah,
but she was drinking it in the dark tropical beach.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
When I drink it tends to get dark really quickly.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I like Brooks drunken Caribbean logic. Here, I'm gonna go
with this has to be a fake drink.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
He says. The lizard Blizzard is fake. Would you order
it if you saw that on the menu? After all that,
Alexis is the only loser.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Plenty a rookie. So Lexus is gonna get shocked while
singing buy you a drank by t Paine.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Perfect, let's hear it, Alexis.
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Baby beaker, let's talk to you.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Let me buy you a cheek empty fey you know me?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
If you're just talking, sure.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You should definitely do that at carry Okay, Yeah, you're right,
that's your shock collar question of the day, you got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you've
listened to our show for any amount of days, weeks,
or months or years, you know that we like lists.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Yet US top ten, top five, top eighty two.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Lists are fun. Yeah they are, and they're so much
better than poles up.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Poles.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Recently, Travel and Leisure put up its annual list of
the top US cities to visit, and for the first
time since twenty twelve, Charleston, South Carolina was not number one.
I know what cities made it on there. Number five Alexandria,
(10:32):
Virginia obviously got a great red roof in over there.
Gotta check it out. Number four Savannah, Georgia, Oh yeah, Savannah.
Number three is where Charleston Lands skipped. Number two fell
all the way down to three.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Beef.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Now, yeah, Brook, I thought you had.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I just thought you were saying it wasn't on the
list at all. I thought it was more with Travesyn take.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Good for them. They're still there, ye, bronze medal.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Sure be pround about that Number two is New Orleans, Orleans,
some would say, and the number one city to visit
in the US, according to Travel and Leisure, has three
hundred days of sunshine, excellent food options, and natural beauty.
Yeah you know what I'm talking about. Santa Fe, New Mexico. Yeah,
(11:31):
party it up in Santa Fe.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
My mother in law was just there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
That's how you know. It's the ranks, So that's fun.
They also had the Global Cities list as well, which
included Bangkok, Tokyo, and number one went to a small
Mexican city named San Miguel de Allende.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh yeah, that's on my list. I honestly to go there.
Next the Inland. It's supposed to be gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It Brook likes to go to like real Mexico.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
No major city.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I want to be in danger. Yeah literally, So there
you go. Lists are cool listser informative.
Speaker 15 (12:09):
You might even get some Hotey list action with laser stories.
Right after this, it's the radio segment that's trying to
inject some new life back into the state fairs across
the country.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Pie eating contests out what's in uncooked spaghetti eatoffs?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Just so crunching, but.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You're gun Just imagine ten pounds of dry noodles on
a plate in front of you with a three hour
clock ready, go.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
And crunching into them.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Who will be crowned the uncooked noodle King and Queen
of this man find out After Laser Stories, a segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those
other riggats Tony Jabroni's just don't. This first lazer story
is out of Humboldt County, California. Fifty nine year old
guy named Todd Popper was driving up a windy road
(13:09):
on the outskirts of town when out of nowhere, a
full grown black bear appeared.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, yeah, Todd, do.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
You say still he was in his car? You stop?
Honestly to be fine.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Todd didn't have time to react or swear or avoid it,
so he ended up hitting the bear with the corner
of his card.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I swear a bear ran into my car once, and
I was too scared to stop.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It was night.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You should have got out.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I went and looked later and it wasn't there, so,
oh it was.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A mystery landed on my barbecue. After that, he slammed
on the brakes and noticed that it wasn't moving. His
four hundred pound body was just leaning motionless against the guardrail.
Todd felt terrible. He thought the bear was knocked out
or worse, so he attempted to give it a boost
(14:04):
over the concrete barrier to get it away from the
street over.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Call an official. Yeah, hearts department, give him melt them out.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
When he began to lift it, the bear woke up
and mauled Hill.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh my god, ma, he deserves that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Apparently the bear didn't know that Todd was trying to
help because it's a wild animal and they haven't gone
to school.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He got hit by his car.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Ed you want to help me?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The bear chumped down on his left forearm multiple times. Luckily,
an off duty EMT was nearby and applied to tourniquet
to Todd's arm and called nine one one. He was
treated at a nearby hospital, but they didn't release the
details on his condition. So hopefully he'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Let's not get out and try to resuscitate the animals.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, well, the good news is the bear learned a
new trick, play dead and the food come to you.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Far, This next Layser stories out of Florida Day. Fifty
seven year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow was driving around Key
West the other day around eleven thirty am beautiful when
something sparked his interest. He immediately got out of his
Kia Sorrento while it was still running and jumped into
the engineer seat of a popular tourist train.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
My god, hard, he's driving. He's not being passage.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well before officials knew what was happening, Jonathan took off
with the train, screaming with joy that it was his birthday. Yeah,
that's what he said. Anybody around could jump off.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Day train.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Over the next twenty minutes, he picked up two random
passengers and had the time of his life.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Wow, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
However, the joy ride didn't last long, seeing as the
missing train was equipped with g PS. Cops arrested him,
and what did Jonathan have to say about that? He
thanked the officers and told them he loved them. He
then joked about how he wanted to create some drama
and said he was due to watch a dinosaur movie
(16:17):
later that day with his grandson. Unfortunately for Jonathan, the
police had other ideas for him. That afternoon, instead of
seeing a movie and they took him to jail.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Birthday didn't end out so good.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
And it wasn't just for the rogue train hacking. They
also found a meth pipe in Jonathan's pocket, which he
swore was not what they thought it was. I'm in
the uncook spaghetti eating competition later. So he now faces
charges of burglary, grand theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I wonder how those two people on the train would
rate his performance. Probably more fun than the normal touris.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, absolutely this next laser stories out of the Friendly Skies. Hey,
have you ever walked into an airport and thought, Wow,
I wish this sounded more like an airport.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Oh my god, no want to go?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, if you have, you're in luck. So it's one
of the world's largest airports. Heathrow International in London just
commissioned a Grammy nominated recording artist to create a soundtrack
of only airport sounds, to be played twenty four to
seven throughout the terminals this summer.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
But the sounds take care of themselves, Jeff, They're already there.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, not at Heathrow because they recently went through a
major renovation in the last few years, installing quieter baggage
claims and overhead speaker announcements were taken away as well.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
That sounds lovely.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Now a lot of people are saying it's too quiet.
It's like walking into a library in there. Okay, So
that's why the new airport soundtrack got created, and we
have a sample from it.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Let's hear it, bothers me.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
I would hear it.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I'd be like, wait, what did she say? Was that
about my day?
Speaker 16 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (18:27):
Yeah, wait run confusing, But the numbers away from it
says if you listen long enough, you'll hear everything from
baggage belts to boarding calls, and even the sound of
kids crying and misbehaving.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Nice. I want the remix with no kids. While some
critics say that added background noise is not going to
help bring down the stress and chaos of travel, he
throw disagrees. I bet they do, saying nothing compares to
the excitement of stepping foot in the airport for the
start of a summer holiday, and this new soundtrack perfectly
captures those feelings.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Why don't they just play music? Like why does it
got to be airports?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But everyone knows I love when there's a live performer
in the airport, and.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I love it when there's a six year old crying
on the floor. You have both. You could start traveling
with me then, speaking of the sounds of stepping feet,
this guy would love to spend a few hours at
the airport. I got near the shoeshine bar, of course,
and the sounds later. The story has just come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
If you listen to this show regularly, then you know
that we really like to push each other.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yes, physically out in the hallways, but also it's good.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Shove is good for you everyone the bathroom shut.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Up Nerd just that one more mortally. Mentally, we like
to keep each other on our toes and challenge each other.
One of our favorite ways is to do one big
summer challenge every single year. Yeah, and in the past
we've done things like Jose's Summer Olympics. Oh yeah, he's
(20:16):
had to complete a bunch of different events. I'll do
that again. One year we did twenty four first dates
in twenty four hours on the Vegas Strip, right, And
today we're about to introduce a brand new summer show event.
This one is extra special though, because every single person
(20:38):
on the show will have to participate. That means you, no, Brooke,
you can't pay orphans to do the challenge for you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Make money days.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We're gonna find out that's impossible. Every single person is
going to be involved. You find out what we're doing
coming up right after this. It's Brookenjeffrey in the morning.
And when you think of the greatest challenges on Earth
that test the limits of human endurance, and some people
will climb Mount Everest, others will swim across the English Channel.
(21:14):
The was that one time Carol from Accounting went vegan
for seventy two whole hours. It rip Carol couldn't handle
the lettuce. But only the bravest of the brave are
bold enough to participate in our annual grueling event. Brooke
and Jeffreys, you wouldn't dare Summertime Challenge, Brave.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
The stupid jeff It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
We're doing it synonym on this show. We do it
every year And if you haven't heard it before, here's
how it works. Each member of the show has come
up with a specific Dare idea for another person in
this room. And it could be something easy and simple,
it could be a little bit more elaborate and dangerous.
All of them should be funny and tailored towards that
specific person. But we already drew out names for I
(22:00):
had to figure out who's going to be daring who,
And now, right here, right now, we're going to find
out and lock in our challenges for each person.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yea, yeah, you know what they are. I'm so nervous.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
We don't know yet. And in the spirit of summer,
you must accept. You can't wimp out and say no,
I don't want to I have a peanut allergy. I
can't have twenty nutter butters. No, you have to say
yes with not an option before ye say no number allergies.
And then we have to complete the dares before the
end of the summer and post the videos on our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey. So make sure you're following
(22:33):
us on Insta, TikTok, YouTube, and Tumblr so that you
can keep up with all the hot action. Got tumbler,
Sorry grumbler, but yeah, We're gonna start off with Alexis today. Alexis,
tell us who you drew and what there you wouldn't dare?
Summertime challenges?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Okay, I, Alexis Foller, dare my co host Brook to
compee in something called the flying blinde and challenge?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Why the show will.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Go behind our two story parking garage. Huh where Brooke
will have no contacts or glasses on.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
This is already bad and she'll have.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
To identify as many flying objects hurtling towards her.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
From a bus.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
But you have to name them before you catch them
with your vision.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Just see how that goes. Do you think I'm gonna
catch them when I don't have my glasses?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
That's your challenge.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Just try not to get knocked out against too.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
We're gonna pre call paramedics before she attempts to challenge,
because I can see that all right now, Onto Jose, Jose,
tell us who you drew and what there you wouldn't dare?
Summertime challenge?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is I, Jose, dare none other than our own?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Alexis Fuller.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The spit or swallow Challenge? Is this gonna be allowed
on the radio?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
What wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Maybe I need the details of the challenge.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You will be blindfolded and sat down at a table
with multiple cups of different liquids in front of you.
Out of the ten SIPs that you get, you will
need to swallow seven and spit out.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Three, so you only get three spits.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
You only get three.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
If you don't like get the rest, you're gonna have
to swallow.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
And leave the rest to drink or the opposite.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Will you find out in yard you.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Wouldn't Dare Summertime Chat.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They're very excited. We're gonna get a lot of views
on this particular video and a lot of disappointment.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Well, I don't get up.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
All right, that's locked in. Now we're moving to brook Brook.
Tell us who you drew and what is there? You
wouldn't dare Summertime Challie Boy, Hie Brook Fox.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
They're our own Jose Bolangos.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
Okay to do something called the ultimate Sumo style delivery dash.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
So good, Okay, so much delivery?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yes, Since you order uber eat so often, I thought
it'd be fun if you got a chance to be
a delivery person for a day.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
But to make it extra challenging, you're going to have
to wear an inflatable sumo suit. Oh then you'll take
three lunch orders from people on our staff.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Somehow drive to the restaurants in the suit, get the
food and bring it back.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
How's that gonna work?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
In the how do I drop?
Speaker 10 (25:41):
I'll tell you the clock will start on pick up
and you'll have fifteen minutes to get their food back
to that into the public in outfit, pick up the food.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yes and come bring it back to Yes in fifteen
minutes and air. My god, you never know, there's some
generous people around. You could even get a tip.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
You know I'm requiring.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Joses is locked in and now finally it is Jess.
We have come to me.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, and this is the biggest disappointment.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
You drew your own name.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It is an interesting situation because I picked jeffs myself. Look,
my gosh, and this has never happened in the history
of the show.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Should How do we not have more rules around that?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
We are breaking rules. We're groundbreaking on this show. So
I have to challenge myself and that's tough because I
do I want to make myself uncomfortable here.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
You don't do last year is call your mom.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well, I did have the toughest challenges from the past years.
Calling my mom every hour was brutal. That's why I
believe this year I deserve to take the challenge off.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
No, you don't take the challenge.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
No Dare for me this year, and nobody can complain
because nobody picked my name out of the house.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
This is why people don't invite you to party.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
You should have. So that's the rule. I'm just gonna
sit back. I'm gonna take it easy. Wait, what's that
What was that noise?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
No, it can't be that's right.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I don't want this.
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Ashton technical director of the show would like to request
to volunteer in tribute to give jeff Dubou a summertime
Dare challenge he'll never forget.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Say, Jeffrey, take your challenge.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Now you're there.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
It's gonna be called the half and half Challenge.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
You will be seated with a barber's apron.
Speaker 13 (27:52):
On Brook will shave off half of your beard.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
No, that's not the half of my body. I thought
you're gonna be.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Working there and then Alex, so it's gonna color in
the rest.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm not good with a razor, like I mean, I
don't shave my.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Own body very I can't imagine.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Doing at beers. I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Get a cut.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
You can I diet any color I want.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I guess we'll get to the rules later on, but
the dares are officially said. My god, we'll be doing
them all summer long. In fact, look for one next Friday.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
On our social So make sure you're following.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Us TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, at Brook and Jeffrey so you
can witness the glory. I can't even say that of
our you wouldn't dare summertime challenging your phone taps coming
up right after.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You know, rarely do we get an opportunity to prank
an actress.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
And look, before you get your hopes up, this isn't
some really big name person that you've ever heard of before.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Witherspoond got you.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Not Meryl Streep this time. So a woman who does
TV ads and some smaller print. But recently we got
an email from her friends saying she got booked for
a commercial, but she doesn't know what it's for yet,
so she wanted us to make it something really weird.
We came up with a perfect product. You're going to
hear it in your phone tap right now. Well, hi,
(29:27):
Kate Winner, Yes it is she. Hey, okay, this is
Grant Caviare from House Marketing. You're going to be her
actress for the commercial that we're doing this weekend, right, Yeah,
I am.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. The company that we're
working with wants to keep it under wraps as much
as possible, so you know how that is.
Speaker 18 (29:48):
It's kind of secret.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I mean the thing that it's going to be
really big, it's this national pet business. They're launching a
brand new product called Pooch Smooch.
Speaker 18 (29:58):
Okay, woot what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's a fun little idea. They're making this little spray
bottle and you splitts it onto your face to make
your pupp want to lick you.
Speaker 18 (30:10):
What do you mean by that? Well don't I don't
really understand.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I mean, you know how people like to be licked, right, yeah,
but sometimes your dog won't do it on command and
that gonna be frustrating. Okay, So anyway, when you come
down for the shoot, we'll have an array of dogs
ready for you, and trust me, you're gonna love this.
They're just gonna be licking your face. For ten hours
straight while we get video instills.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Ten hours, I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Give or take ten, could be a little more, a
little less.
Speaker 18 (30:40):
Why do you need ten hours of dogs licking my face?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm glad you asked, because the thing is we have
five different delicious sense that they want to promote. So
you're gonna be sprayed with liver, duck, venison, lamon rice,
and dog butt.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Wow, that's the stuff dog like.
Speaker 18 (31:01):
Are you being serious?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I am? And going back to why ten hours? The
sense they stick to your body for a long time,
so you're gonna smell like duck and dog butt for
at least an hour after each spray.
Speaker 18 (31:13):
I'm confused. I mean usually I do like a magazine
shoot or car commercials. I mean, you guys are just
going to be spraying stuff on my face. I mean
that's not something I normally do.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, yeah, dog butt on your face?
Speaker 18 (31:29):
Yeah, especially that one. I mean it seems ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, remember this is for dog owners who love getting kisses.
Speaker 18 (31:36):
I understand that I have a dog, I like getting kisses.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
And this is perfect for you.
Speaker 18 (31:42):
I don't really need any help in that area.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay, Well, I guess you're one of the special ones. Then,
who just has a dog that loves kissing on its own? Accord?
Speaker 18 (31:54):
I think that smellst dog. I'm not going to judge
a product.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't know what it is about my dog. He
will not lick me no matter how hard I try.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
I mean that kind of sounds like a personal issue
between you and your dog that I hope you guys
get over.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
But my can start.
Speaker 18 (32:08):
Here is the commercial, and maybe the dogs will just
give me kisses anyway, if we just frick me with water.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I see what you're saying here, I'm reading between the lines.
So you you hate animals? No, I you support the
kill shelters.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 18 (32:25):
Why are you even jumping to that conclusion?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, I'm just reminding.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Me dog, but on my face.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Remember this is for the dogs. It's not about you
and oh I don't want to be a little bit
smelly for an hour.
Speaker 18 (32:37):
But it is about me because I'm the one being
put in this situation. I mean, do you want don't
straight on your face for ten erstraight and then getting
licked off by several animals you don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Listen, I'm the producer, you're the actress that we're paying
you good money.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (32:51):
I don't want to say no, but this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I'm just look, if you back out on this, I
doubt the agency would book you ever again. So you
need to get licked.
Speaker 18 (32:59):
Do you hear what you just said? You have to
get licked? I mean that's offensive. I mean, I'm not
even sure how it's offensive, but it's defensive.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Fine, what if I say it this way? Your best
friend Lindsey wants you to get licked for this prank
phone call? Oh what Yeah, my name is actually jeff
from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 18 (33:21):
Oh my, I'm going to cull her.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It was your best friend, Lindsay's idea. She emailed us
and said, you just got hired to do some sort
of ad in a commercial and you didn't know what
you were doing, and she wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 18 (33:36):
I mean, you know who came up with the dog
but smell? I mean that is.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, she did. She came up with it, and she
said that you would actually love the idea of smelling
like dog butt. Oh she read that wrong.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah, you think wake up every morning was fu taps?
Weekday the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
The world is constantly evolving. We're seeing new technology, new trends,
new social norms, even new jobs. Oh yeah, and one
of our listeners has a job that we had never
heard of before. And when she described her profession to us,
(34:21):
the whole room was shocked. Alexis was jealous, jose and
I were impressed, and Brooke Well, she told this woman
she should be ashamed of herself and can do better,
but not wrong, Okay, to be fair. That's Brooks response
to everyone about everything. The question is does her unusual
(34:43):
job block her from a happy dating life. We're gonna
find out in a brand new second date update right
after this second Date Update date. An important part of
any blossoming relationship is the first time a woman corrects
her man and tells him he messed up. You need
(35:06):
to do better. All right, Well, this has to happen.
It's such a special moment because we need that as guys.
If left to our own devices, we'll wear four gallons
of axe body spray and think it smells good. We'll
wash our cashmere sweaters in hot water. Are we not supposed.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
To every man?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Thank goodness for women being there to correct us so
we can learn and go. Oh, that's how it works.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
You have to use your own brain.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, a lot of women will wait a few dates
to correct their men, but not our listener, Monica. She
told a guy he messed up on night oneikes for
his benefit, broke it is. That's what happened, Monica, Welcome
to the show. Was that intro to your liking? Or
could I have done better? No?
Speaker 7 (35:58):
You hit it?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, Wow, it's not just made my day, Monica, Thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I'm always so curious why someone says a guy messes
up and then still wants to call him for another date.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
All that, you know, we'll get into that, but let's
start with what's this guy's name? Who did you go
out with?
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Okay, So I met Isaac online and he seemed really cool.
I like his personality, I like his looks definitely.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
So there's a lot of potential there.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Yeah. I really liked him because there's a lot of
guys on this app that there will catch you forever.
I don't do the back and forth, back and forth thing.
But he came right down with it. He was like,
I want to take you out all.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
The action, living in this weird world of like what
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
That's a good note for men, because the more you talk,
the more opportunities you're giving yourself to say something stupid
and we will do that.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
King.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Okay, good for Isaac. Now I'm not going to say
much more. Going what happened?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yes, he says, come pick me up and take me
to the nice restaurant. So I got up in my
nice little dress, thinking yeah, hey, and then he came,
pulls up, he got out, he opened my door. Okay, yeah,
he was a very nice I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 16 (37:15):
He was nice.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, Okay, so everything's working in his favor right now.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I'm wondering where things start to turn and you have
to step in.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
And as soon as we got out the highway and
I'm like, oh no, because I see Buffalo Wow Wings.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, Okay, are you excited about that or not excited?
Speaker 7 (37:37):
I'm not excited at all. I was just came from
Buffalo Wild Wings. Too much tog with my whole girls.
Excited for now.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Okay, so he's taking you there for a date and
you're not feeling.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
That you expect Okay, A lot better, not a little.
Speaker 11 (37:53):
Look.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
He puts it in park. He gets out of the car,
comes around and opens my door like a perfect gentleman
he is. And I said, please my door.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
You said closed, You said close the door while you're
still in the car.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I said, please close my door.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well it's nice.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Replays close my door.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
And I think that he thought I was kidding, because
he was like, there, so you're.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Going to force him to take you somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
I don't force anybody do anything. I'm letting him know,
please close my door, because I don't boo buffalow wold
wings at a date.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Hangouts.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
That's a messy food. It's a terrible first date. It
sucks your address and stuff together.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Especially uncomfortable women don't want to like sit and drink
beers and watch sports and scream and spill beers.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
I'm gonna tell you what I don't want to do
on a date. I don't want to watch the whole
grown man lick his finger.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's what I'm gonna write that down. Sexy when we
sucked on the bone fingers.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
So did he finally listen to you and shut the door?
Speaker 7 (39:00):
He did? He's got the door, I said, I got
three choices for you, and he picked a nice cocktail
bar and I said, okay, cool. I thought, okay, he
didn't know, right, he didn't know. I told him, let's.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Go also, and he adapted, and he would offended by
the way, like he'd.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Be more confused than offended.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's a standard, you know, mental headspace for men constant.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Right.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
How was it though, when you got to the cocktail bar?
Were you able to still keep a good energy together? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (39:28):
He asked me questions about what had just happened. I'm like, yo,
I'm a lady for real. I want silk aware. I
don't want plastic utensil. So he was like, okay, I
never thought of that. So I'm teaching him what a
real lady like.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'm sure he actually appreciated the education on how to
properly woo a woman.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I don't know he appreciated it because he's not calling
you back.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Oh yeah, oh man, that's a good question.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
And that's what I'm calling you.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
See, I would be insulted.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
See, I'm thinking that's the reason he wasn't getting second
dary before, and now he's got it down.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
She taught him too.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
Well.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, yeah, that's what a lot of women get upset
when they're like, oh great, I cleaned up my guy
just for the next woman to come and like swipe
him up.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
He's taking ten girls in that cocktail bar.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
We gotta get down to the nitty gritty because I
want to know because I think I did everything right
and I taught him how to do everything right, and somehow.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
I want.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You deserve a medal and definitely a second date here.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
But what if he feels like you're too high maintenance,
then screw that cat.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
He does a real woman, then you'll lay into him,
go full hard against him, right, Bro, that's where you
come in. You do your thing.
Speaker 8 (40:39):
Well.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
I just think that if you have some boundaries like that,
they should be established before the date, not when you're
in the middle of it.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
But look, he's the want to ask me out, and
I accepted it, right, Yeah, so you're gonna learn me
on the date, and that's what he did. If he
didn't like when he learned, he responded, you haven't on
the whole radio show to find out what's wrang with you.
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I don't wait to hear it too. So hopefully he
picks up, but we're gonna come back. We'll call Isaac
for you and figure out why in the world he
would not be calling back a classy woman like yourself, Monica.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, she's a cloth napkin type of lady.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
That's right. Let's get some answers when we do your
second date update right after this hold on second date update.
If you're just joining us, we've been speaking to a
true hero. Her name is Monica heroically swooped in and
save her date Isaac from pulling a total rookie move
(41:39):
when he tried to bring her to Buffalo Wild Wings
for her, and that wasn't gonna fly with her, so
Monica refused to get out of his car in order
to show him this is not where you take a
lady of substance.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, they definitely have a miscommunication of what a dinner
date looks.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Like, but instead they ended up at a nice cocktail
bar and they did it the proper way, where she
actually discovered Isaac's a pretty good guy as some gentlemanly
qualities something to work with. So the question is, why
is he not reaching out for cocktails? Round two? Monica,
Is it possible that maybe he saw your helpful sense
(42:20):
a teaching abilities as a little bit condescending.
Speaker 7 (42:24):
That's a possibility. I just wish he would have expressed
that to me personally.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, you seem like a person who can take criticism construction.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
If I could did it, I definitely could take it.
Speaker 9 (42:36):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
That's a good attitude to have. It doesn't happen often
on this.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, would you like to criticize her constructively before we
do this call? Is that where you're going?
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Okay, she knows who she is, she knows what she wants,
and she wants to go out with Isaac.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
So okay, So Brooke, you're scared of her and you're
afraid to say anything.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
I think Isaac will be scared and it will be
afraid to say no. So I think you're getting a
date about one. I also like to scare men.
Speaker 9 (43:02):
Yea, she seems like you broke.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
We're going to intimidate this guy and say yes to
a date. But let's see what he asked the safe
he picks up the phone. But here we go. Hello,
Hey is this Isaac?
Speaker 16 (43:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Hey man, we're a radio show. You're on it right now.
It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Is Hey, good morning.
Speaker 16 (43:31):
Why is a radio show calling me?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Uh well, it's kind of a good reason. We do
a segment on this show. It's called a second Date Update.
It sounds like you haven't heard it, but this is
a segment where we help out our listeners who've been
on a date with someone and afterwards they're not getting
a call back to go on a second one.
Speaker 16 (43:52):
I think I have heard of it. I think I've
seen this online somewhere or some Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah, a lot of them are viral on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
They're on there. You can follow us out Brooke and
Jeffery if you want to. No pressure. But basically the
reason that we're calling you is there's a woman named
Monica who asked us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 16 (44:10):
Hey, yeah, I met Monica.
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Yeah right, we know.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Sounds like you guys could have had a great date.
Speaker 16 (44:20):
What did she What did she tell you? What did
you tell you?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Question? Okay, well, I guess the general recap of what
we heard from her is you picked her up, then
you took her to Buffalo Wild Wings, correct, which she
uh politely redirected over to a cocktail bar.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Well politely redirected, it would be wrong.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
That's Jeff say it. She's our friend, so you know
we're not going to be rude.
Speaker 16 (44:47):
Well, I mean I wasn't rude either. She just simply
kind of barked closed my door?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
At first?
Speaker 16 (44:54):
I just stood there, like, what do you mean? You like,
there there's a bug about to get inside my car.
Speaker 14 (44:58):
I can see that.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (45:00):
I was like, okay, So I close the door and
I go back to my side of the car. I
get in and she explains to me like, hey, I
don't do Buffalo Wild Wings And I was like, yeah,
all right. I mean the reason why I chose the
Buffalo Wild Wings because in these new dating apps, it's
better to start out something very casual. In another date
(45:22):
we graduate to something a little better.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
But okay, wait, did you explain all of that to her?
What you just told us, why you chose it.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
No.
Speaker 16 (45:29):
I didn't explain any of that to her, and also
didn't tell her this. I own that Buffalo Wild Ways.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
You own it a franchisee. You're gonna take her to
your own job though, civilelexis except you get free food.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, guys, he's a business owner who cares.
Speaker 16 (45:46):
Okay, so look, so look, I'm gonna be honest, I'm
still a gentleman. She wanted to go somewhere a little
bit better, so we made our way to this great
contail lounge that I know.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah, so what changed your mind to where now you're
not reaching out to her first date?
Speaker 16 (46:01):
Okay, So, while we're kind of enjoying each other's company,
it's the cocktail bar, I started asking you a little
bit more about her life, and of course we get
to like, what do we do for a living?
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 16 (46:10):
She kind of skated around it for a while till
she came to an answer I've never heard in my
entire life.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (46:18):
She says, she's a stay at home daughter.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
A stay at home daughter.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
What she's got to be joking?
Speaker 16 (46:27):
Not a joke, No, it's not a joke. That's what
she told me. Her occupation at thirty one years old
is that she's a stay at home daughter.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I'm supposed to be a stay home girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
That is a real fancy way to say you're unemployed
and live with mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, okay, so you were turned off because she doesn't
have enough ambition or drive or shop of ambition.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
Oh, all right, we got we gotta cut this right here. Okay,
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
All right. Oh I don't want to make her name,
But Isaac, that's Monica on the other line listening to
this conversation.
Speaker 16 (47:03):
Clearly, it's Monica. Clearly.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Maybe she's on her parents' landline.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
You better watch yourself. You're supposed to be with me here.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, Monica, clearly you wanted to jump in and say something,
so go ahead and talk to Isaac.
Speaker 7 (47:20):
Hello, Isaac, how are you hi, Monica from your mom's couch?
Speaker 16 (47:24):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (47:25):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, let me tell you something, Isaac.
I don't know what's to disrespect about. I thought we
got along pretty well on our date. We had a
good time. I didn't know you had a problem with
my daily occupation. What is the problem?
Speaker 4 (47:42):
But we're parents, like elderly. Do you stay home and
take care of them? Is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (47:47):
We're just no, they're perfectly healthy. They just take care
of me, their baby girl, and I always will be.
Speaker 16 (47:53):
Okay, Monica, guess who else is perfectly healthy? You are
get a job?
Speaker 7 (48:00):
You know what? Let me tell you something. I am
perfectly healthy. Yes, I am, as you could see. And
if I had to get a job, I would, but
guess what, I don't have to.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Don't you want a job? Don't you want your own career?
Don't you have your own dreams and ambitions?
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Like?
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Yes, my dream and my ambition is sit it at home,
playing on my day, going into what I have to do,
and finding a man that's don't take care of me
so my parents could stop.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
So that's your goal, Brook.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
It sounds like you're judging her there, and she explicitly
asked you not to do so.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
It's really hard not to, really, because you would never
date a guy who is doing what you do.
Speaker 7 (48:44):
You are definitely right, and they shouldn't. A man shouldn't
do what I do. My bro is to be taken
care of. That's my love language. I love to be
taken care of and if it works for me, it works.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
School chivalry and stuff I want.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Cannot imagine imagine being a man going and meeting your
parents for the first time.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
That sounds like all of them.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
What's your dowry?
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay, Well, Isaac, now that she's explained this, a little
bit more. You're probably more receptive to going out with
her more time.
Speaker 16 (49:19):
Look, look, I wish Monica the best. It's just not
the best with me. Oh you have great life, Monica.
I hope you find a guy slash simp it will
take care.
Speaker 7 (49:30):
What I don't think so, Isaac, You're going to take
me out, and that's just the way it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I love how.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
You want to be the boss, but you don't want
to do any of the work To tell a boss.
Speaker 7 (49:42):
A boss doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
No idea of a boss you don't want to make,
and that is the problem.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
Y'all just don't understand. And clearly I don't understand being
a whole business owner. I want to take me to
his little bucket wing stop. Be honest with you, Monica,
there's a difference. There's a difference between a boss and
a leader. You're not a leader. I never said I
was a leader. I never said that.
Speaker 16 (50:10):
I am a leader. I'm a leader.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
Okay, But you could have been a man and leave
my act. You could have told me that why you
dog didn't running.
Speaker 16 (50:24):
No one's dodging or running. What I'm doing is ghosting.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Oh okay, okay, and I.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Don't need him. I don't need him anyway.
Speaker 10 (50:42):
The way a job you don't?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
You know what you need to do is you need
to go to Buffalo Wild Wings and spend your parents'
money over there.
Speaker 7 (50:51):
No, I'm not going in no more. Look I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I feel like you're going to be on the phone
a lot with your expectations for dating.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
That's okay. Look I got a lot of time.
Speaker 12 (51:02):
Boo boom.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
And are your parents hiring for any open roles in
your family? Because I would love to be a party.
Oh that good, Jeffrey in the morning. Well, hey, we
all learned a new job today, stay at home daughter,
A job I.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Left flying right now texting my mom.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You would last I'd give you two days back home
with your parents?
Speaker 9 (51:26):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Isaac? Isaac did not like it, obviously, Brooke does not
respect it either. But okay, Brook, let me ask you this, Okay,
would it have changed how you felt if Monica was
twenty one years old compared to thirty one? Would you
give her more grace?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
If she's not going to school, she should be working.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
No, that's right. Brook believes you should start working at
a six in one of her overseas factories. So, parents,
if you're lazy, first grader is still mooching off of
you as a stay at home child. Yeah, text in
nine two Brookly whip me into ship.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Let me give you some parenting tips.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yes, and if not parenting tips, we can hopefully at
least give you a little bit of dating help. You
can email the show. We can call that person who's
not calling you back, and go check out all of
our second day podcast wherever you get yours, they're up
and Jeffrey brook.
Speaker 8 (52:14):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
A lot of people tell you if you work hard,
stay humble, and be kind, then good things will happen
to you naturally.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah, you'll be at peace with yourself too.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Really, I mean the truth is sometimes to make it
to the top, you gotta get your hands dirty. Like
when I was in second grade and my arch rival
Preston was given the male solo in the school play Jeff,
everybody knew should have gone to me, Jeff. If someone
(52:50):
accidentally moved his X mark on the stage six feet
to the left, right in the path of the falling
card Moon and let's just say it, dress rehearsal that night,
more than just his dreams got crushed. Guess who had
(53:13):
to fill in and nailed the performance, some new kid
named Arthur.
Speaker 4 (53:20):
Why weren't you the understudy? If you did all this?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
I don't know why I got so involved in that,
but still I bring that same cutthroat attitude to my
song of the week, brand new one coming up right
after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and
it's time for my song of the Week. And when
you look back at my parody.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
Catalog, goodness, its extensive.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Huge. Every single summer, going back years and years and years,
I've always done a song about ice cream literally, oh yeah,
And I've done songs about I mean everything, ice cream shops,
the ice cream Man, the great ice cream explosion of
(54:03):
the nineteen thirties in Spain. I have covered it all.
You don't remember. It was sad, Yeah, that song was
a real tier jerky sounds like, yes, Because the thing is,
everyone loves ice cream right.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Right, unless you're dairy free. But then you eat it
anyway and you just deal with the pain.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
I still love it. You're onto something. Just because everybody
loves ice cream doesn't mean ice cream loves them, and
there's a large amount of people in this country and
all over the world whose bodies physically can't handle that
sweet dairy overload.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Is this you, Jeff?
Speaker 2 (54:43):
It's not me. It is my dad. Unfortunately, like gassy
and stuff, he is one of the lactose intolerance worlds.
And gosh, what an insensitive jerk I've been all these
years singing about it, just so loud and proud. Rub
magnum pops in everybody's faces when a single bite would
(55:04):
put some of them into the fetal position for hours.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
Oh so, is.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
This going to be a song just for sorbet?
Speaker 2 (55:12):
What are you insane?
Speaker 8 (55:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:14):
I needed to write a song for all of those tortured,
dairy challenged individuals who absolutely love ice cream and they
have to be around it all summer, but can't eat
the real thing by the end of this. That's why,
instead of singing the classic hit by Abba dig In
(55:35):
the Dancing Queen's Young jeffries the not so dairy Queen. Yeah,
I'm going to point when I'm.
Speaker 19 (55:44):
Ready points, I get crammed.
Speaker 12 (56:00):
Quick boles, scanning the frozen foodle oo brier firl tempting me.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
But I can't eat.
Speaker 20 (56:12):
Dairy hot summer night walking by cold star, locking eyes
with a waffle con.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
All I want is one good lick, but just a
drop of cream. We'll need a hazmat te. Baskin Robbins
would be sob bliz if I have the stomaching side.
Don't talk to me about sourbet, the little frozen.
Speaker 19 (56:52):
Balls of flies like all off evil Twitter. I'm so
in taller brand, but not in the racist way.
Speaker 11 (57:06):
To be clear shot digestive vanilla bean stark World War
three in.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
My lower cle.
Speaker 16 (57:23):
Jay d made.
Speaker 12 (57:26):
Me cry asking got milk?
Speaker 7 (57:29):
No no.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Ice cream? Band calls to me, bro don't lax tase me.
Speaker 7 (57:43):
Oh no not the ice cream cover.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
A rocky road is the path I walk and beg
A ice cream tastes like shop. I'm dreaming of a
mixed flurry that doesn't clear the room and ruin my commer.
Screw my intolerance.
Speaker 11 (58:13):
Because I'm a gelato feed into cream.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
More than pallady.
Speaker 12 (58:23):
Creamy ugly seed my guts journey in the dairy Queen,
I can't resist goes cold delight meanships on my Christen
Oh gases.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Blow violently the Hindenburg. That's me.
Speaker 14 (58:52):
All about humanity. It's a cream urgency, but not so
dairy queen, happy ice creamy.
Speaker 10 (59:09):
Such such graphic descriptions, what happens to.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
Your body, it's a true story.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
Yes, have extra underwear at all times on you can
make a lot of messes.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Luckily it's not me, but I sympathize with all of
the lactose intolerant out there. My dad included.
Speaker 16 (59:25):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
This one, I guess is dedicated to you.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
So yeah, I mean he's gone through some pants for sure.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
Text in to tell us what you thought about the
song of the week. You can find it online and
share it with a lactose intolerant friend of yours and
hopefully laugh and maybe cry together.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
Yeah, eat your feelings in Nope, can't do it in ice.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
No, don't go for sorbet. I'm sorry, but that's your
song of the week.
Speaker 8 (59:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I can't believe it's already over.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I love this week, jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I know it feels like just four days ago we
started Newbie week.
Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Well it was, it feels like it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Now here we are on our fifth and final news.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Wow, it came so fast.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Owen Wilson, do you have any thoughts on what you've
heard so far during Wow? Oh? Yes, yeah, I was
a little excited to get in that. But my thoughts exactly, Wow,
that was of him. I thought, definitely stop calling show
kind of obsessed with you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
You would think it would be Luke the lamer brother
that would be on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
But we've had a lot of different types of newbies
on this segment. Some have been shy, somehow going, some smart,
some not something. I think we all can agree that
these newbies are all people just like you and me.
That is, well, maybe not not me, but like you.
(01:01:04):
Just Yes. So let's meet our fifth and final newbie.
Her name is Zoe, Zoey. What does it mean to
you to be the last newbie of the week.
Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
I don't know, but I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
You have just a really beautiful way with words, Zoe.
That really touched me.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I like, Owen Wilson, do you have any encouraging words
for Zoe before we start WOW? Rooting for you stop
calling us Brooks leaving the studio mostly to get away
from you know who. So let's get to the game here.
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible, Zoe.
(01:01:50):
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is world's population
day to the nearest billion? How many people are alive
on Earth? What is the largest artery in the human body?
The Japanese drink sake is made by fermenting what crop
(01:02:15):
out of the seven consonants, which one is the flattest
with the least amount of mountains? What is the name
of the first cryptocurrency ever created?
Speaker 16 (01:02:27):
Big one?
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Here we go, Zoe, well done. Brook's gonna come back
into the studio here. And because you are a new player, Zoe,
we always want to learn more about you. And on
my screener it says Zoe trains horses and enjoys it
because it's very therapeutic. She has a daughter who turns
one next month, apparently has a very important question that
(01:02:50):
she's been wanting to ask Brook. So Ashton, let's pop
the music down for this. Zoe, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Uh do you ride horse? Have you ever written a horse?
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
I have ridden a horse?
Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
Really?
Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
Story?
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Now book, it's your turn. To answer questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Your time starts now. Today is World's population Day to
the nearest billion. How many people are alive on Earth?
Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Too many?
Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
Three?
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
What is what is the largest artery in the human body?
The Japanese drinksake is made from fermenting? What crop out
of the seven continents, which one is the flattest with
the least amount of Antarctica? What is the name of
the first cryptocurrency ever created?
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Bitcoin?
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
According to.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Merriam Webster.
Speaker 20 (01:03:49):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
We're going to the scoreboard. We're going to see how
you both did with jose Showing emotion is part of
being a sexy modern man. Ask anyone who was raised
on Allen all that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Zoe, you got one correct today there we go. Okay,
pretty good job, and Brook you got three.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Sorry about that, Zoe. It was not enough to beat
Brook and she is perfect five for five during the week.
Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
We should let's do this week all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I like, yeah, I don't know if that's gonna work,
but let's go with the answers for everybody. It's World
Population Day to the nearest billion. There are eight billion people.
Brook is hoping to reduce that number severely in the coming.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Seriously, stop having so many babies.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Oh man, doubled, exactly exactly, you're making Brook angry. The
largest artery in the human body is the aorda. That's
the one that it's in your neck, right, it's in
your heart. Sorry, horses neck, I should have got the
Japanese drink sake is made by fermenting rice. The seven continents,
(01:05:12):
the flattest one is Australia, and the first cryptocurrency ever
created was bitcoin back in two thousand and nine. So Zoe,
I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today.
But the good news is just we're playing. We are
going to give you a family four pack of tickets
to the Doc mix Stuffins exhibit Doc mic Stuffin's the
exhibits open now and Imagine Children's Museum and Everett. Wow,
(01:05:41):
that's amazing. Well, if you're interested, you can assist Halle
in the operating room, give check ups in the er,
visit Lammy and the nursery, help Stuffy the pet bet
and make them all better. You'll feel better too with
Doc Stuffins. The exhibit open now.
Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
You so much? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
If we're gonna do win Brooks bucks same time on
Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
Well, Jeffrey back the classics today for his song of
the week. Yes, hey, welcome to a brand new full show.
We got a full hour for you. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm just gonna say it
will leave you dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yes, is that good that we get it?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So we think you're really smart right now, But everybody
else is like, well a song does.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Keep you doing? Yeah, So you seem dumb to them,
but to me, high brow humor.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
You'll get the joke.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Your opinion is the only one that matters to me.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All right, And we got a brand new second Date
update that you do not want to miss, highly controversial.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I know that the comment section is going.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
To blow up after you hear what this woman quote
unquote does for a living.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
All right, but speaking of comments, what do you got Alexa?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Yes, Bailey geese and said, greetings from your favorite state, Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I find it's so funny that all the Florida news
is no longer shocking to me, so I wanted to
say thanks for you my absolute favorite comfort show news.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Pretty soon it'll be like Florida man wakes up, goes
to work on time.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Nothing happens.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, yeah, that would be shocking.
Speaker 7 (01:01):
That shock.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I will say, I know for sure we have a
Florida story in today's Laser story.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's right, let's get this show started.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Congratulations are in order to start the show today. It's
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're new
to the show, maybe you don't know this, but Brooke
is a mom. She has two children, a boy and
a girl. One she loves more than the other quite
a bit. I don't want to say which one because
she shared that in private with me.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
I did not.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
If you're listening, Mommy loves you equally.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wink, No, no war, none at all. Your secret's safe here, Brooke.
But the reason I say congratulations is because her daughter,
Nora just made the state softball tournament. Brook, what are
your thoughts and feelings on that?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh man, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We've been practicing literally every day. I'm really excited for her, Like,
I think it's going to be such a cool experience.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's the first time she's ever.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Going to go stay with a team at a hotel,
Like they're.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
All going to be at the pool together, Like she
has no idea, what's coming from It's gonna be so fine.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I wanted to be like, we don't even practice.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Natural talent, but I did just order a really cool
inflatable glove like baseball glove for the pool, for the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just in the stands a wave. Is it true that you,
personally Brook helped coach her team to success?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I help, yes, but I don't know that I'm the
one that's bringing them success.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And I think that the kids are incredibly telling.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But you are involved in your daughter's training and practicing
and meal planning to create the ideal athletes.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We protein up and she gets up before the.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Show, and I do have to ask, how do you
respond to the critics who say that you're coming across
as an over attentive stage mom who's pushing her daughter
into something that you personally were never able to accomplish yourself.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, the second half is not true.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm not pushing her, but I am an overbearing stage mother.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Yeah who I am?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The critics are right? You agree with the critics.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, well regardless, and I know who I am.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Jeff, congratulations to Nora and this huge achievement, and also
to whoever the real biological father is out there. We
want to congratulate him as well.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
We'll find you someday, Yes he will.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But now we need to move on and remember, later
on in the show we will be revealing our summer Day,
so make sure you're listening for that. But now we
got to get to the shock collar question of the
day with somebody who could potentially be the biological father,
our digital producer Jay.
Speaker 11 (03:49):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, yesterday was National Pina Colada Day. That's right, you know,
the chopoical drink made with white rum, coconut cream and
pineapple juice or Brook calls it breakfast, And hey, would
you look at that? The calendar turned one day and
now it's national Mohito Alcohol. Yeah. Now a mehita or
(04:12):
Brook calls it lunch is a Cuban cocktail trace back
to the sixteenth century that's made with rum, lime juice, sugar,
mint leaves, and soda water.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Did the mint leaves make it a salad?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Jake's great, So, of course we have to celebrate Mohito
Day by bringing back part two of Real or Fake
Tropical Drink Condition of.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Twenty.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We also learned you should start a bark man.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
You guys, say number one through twenty. I'll tell you
the name and ingredients of a vacation libation. You just
have to tell me is that a real tropical drink
or fake? We'll start with the woman who's a Boise
Bronco who doesn't mind a Moscow mule Idaho drink punts.
That's a I'm clocking out early today.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
A lot of people that realize in Moscow is also
in Idaho.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, a number three in an ode to SpongeBob wear pants.
Your tropical drink is garnished with a plastic pineapple, two
cocktail umbrellas, and a cherry that's seen some stuff. It's
called the bikini bottom bunch. Is that a real drink?
Did I make it up?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
How is the plastic pineapple going on top of the drink.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
A big one like.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
A little one?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And then the cherry is gonna be Patrick? What happened
that traumatized the cherry?
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Though?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I don't know, Patrick seems something.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
It is cute and I do love SpongeBob, but it's
just too many details and a busy bar.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You don't get time for the fake.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Alexa says, that's fake. Yeah, it's on real tikim and you.
It's fruity and strong and just suggestive enough to make
you giggle. A Lexus is out. Three has been chosen.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Your rum based drink is served in a hollowed out
pineapple and garnished with a tiny, sunglasses wearing shrimp. It's
called the Crustacean Vacation. It's famous in Jamaica at a
place called Floyd's Pelican Bar. Chocolate drink or did I
make it up?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I've spent quite a bit of time in Jamaica and tourist.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's funny that even the shrimp is hungover and it
needs to wear sunglasses, so you can't tell the voodoo
bar in Vegas and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No, No, I would have drank this. This is fake.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I would have drink.
Speaker 12 (06:48):
Bring me.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Every one of this country's beverages says it's fake. I
shouldn't have tried to sneak into one. Yeah, do the accent, Brook, No, Jose,
it's three and six have been chosen.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Three six nine.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
This one's fine. Jose. Your trump for drink is made
with guava juice, overproof rum and a float of cinnamon foam.
This drink comes with a pretend signed waiver and a
tiny umbrella made of beef jerky. What it's called the
Aloha Emergency.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I was like the castaway beef jerky.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah yeah, Well you sitting greens again as quick as
you can. Guava, rum, cinnamon, foam float. It's got a
fake waiver that you have to sign and a little
umbrella made of beef jerk.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You need to get a notary to come and notarize
it in order to it must be drunk.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
How do you make an umbrella out of beef?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
They're basically like engineers back.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Behind the bar, kind of hannibal leftter s I make
a lamp shade out of skin.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
No, just too much.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I say this is fake.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Jose says, the Aloha Emergency is fake?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Y Yeah, how did it take us so long to get?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Thought too much about the jerky? Speaking of jerky umbrellas?
Jeffrey Europe now number eleven. Jeffrey, Your tropical drink includes
mango pure tequila, a red bull floater, and an actual
glow in the dark plastic gecko. It's called the Lizard
Blizzard and you can find it the Abby Beach Bar
in Saint Thomas. It's a real drink. Or you would
(08:22):
make it up.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's delicious, Thomas a real place. Oh yeah, yes, okay,
you were a Yes when our when our family yacht
was sailing by, we always came nap during that part
of the journey.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Be careful with this one, because yesterday the glow stick one.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Was fake, So now it's got to glow in the dark.
Gecko at it like a health just as much more realistic. Yeah,
but she was drinking it in the dark tropical beach.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
When I drink it tends to get dark really quickly.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I like Brooks drunken Caribbean logic. Here, I'm gonna go
with this has to be a fake drink.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
He says. The lizard Blizzard is fake. Would you order
it if you saw that on the menu? After all that,
Alexis is the only loser.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Plenty a rookie. So Lexus is gonna get shocked while
singing buy you a drank by t Paine.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Perfect, let's hear it, Alexis.
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Baby beaker, let's talk to you.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Let me buy you a cheek empty fey you know me?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
If you're just talking, sure.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You should definitely do that at carry Okay, Yeah, you're right,
that's your shock collar question of the day, you got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you've
listened to our show for any amount of days, weeks,
or months or years, you know that we like lists.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Yet US top ten, top five, top eighty two.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Lists are fun. Yeah they are, and they're so much
better than poles up.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Poles.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Recently, Travel and Leisure put up its annual list of
the top US cities to visit, and for the first
time since twenty twelve, Charleston, South Carolina was not number one.
I know what cities made it on there. Number five Alexandria,
(10:32):
Virginia obviously got a great red roof in over there.
Gotta check it out. Number four Savannah, Georgia, Oh yeah, Savannah.
Number three is where Charleston Lands skipped. Number two fell
all the way down to three.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Beef.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Now, yeah, Brook, I thought you had.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I just thought you were saying it wasn't on the
list at all. I thought it was more with Travesyn take.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Good for them. They're still there, ye, bronze medal.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Sure be pround about that Number two is New Orleans, Orleans,
some would say, and the number one city to visit
in the US, according to Travel and Leisure, has three
hundred days of sunshine, excellent food options, and natural beauty.
Yeah you know what I'm talking about. Santa Fe, New Mexico. Yeah,
(11:31):
party it up in Santa Fe.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
My mother in law was just there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
That's how you know. It's the ranks, So that's fun.
They also had the Global Cities list as well, which
included Bangkok, Tokyo, and number one went to a small
Mexican city named San Miguel de Allende.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh yeah, that's on my list. I honestly to go there.
Next the Inland. It's supposed to be gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It Brook likes to go to like real Mexico.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
No major city.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I want to be in danger. Yeah literally, So there
you go. Lists are cool listser informative.
Speaker 15 (12:09):
You might even get some Hotey list action with laser stories.
Right after this, it's the radio segment that's trying to
inject some new life back into the state fairs across
the country.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Pie eating contests out what's in uncooked spaghetti eatoffs?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Just so crunching, but.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You're gun Just imagine ten pounds of dry noodles on
a plate in front of you with a three hour
clock ready, go.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
And crunching into them.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Who will be crowned the uncooked noodle King and Queen
of this man find out After Laser Stories, a segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those
other riggats Tony Jabroni's just don't. This first lazer story
is out of Humboldt County, California. Fifty nine year old
guy named Todd Popper was driving up a windy road
(13:09):
on the outskirts of town when out of nowhere, a
full grown black bear appeared.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, yeah, Todd, do.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
You say still he was in his car? You stop?
Honestly to be fine.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Todd didn't have time to react or swear or avoid it,
so he ended up hitting the bear with the corner
of his card.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I swear a bear ran into my car once, and
I was too scared to stop.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It was night.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You should have got out.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I went and looked later and it wasn't there, so,
oh it was.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A mystery landed on my barbecue. After that, he slammed
on the brakes and noticed that it wasn't moving. His
four hundred pound body was just leaning motionless against the guardrail.
Todd felt terrible. He thought the bear was knocked out
or worse, so he attempted to give it a boost
(14:04):
over the concrete barrier to get it away from the
street over.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Call an official. Yeah, hearts department, give him melt them out.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
When he began to lift it, the bear woke up
and mauled Hill.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh my god, ma, he deserves that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Apparently the bear didn't know that Todd was trying to
help because it's a wild animal and they haven't gone
to school.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He got hit by his car.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Ed you want to help me?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The bear chumped down on his left forearm multiple times. Luckily,
an off duty EMT was nearby and applied to tourniquet
to Todd's arm and called nine one one. He was
treated at a nearby hospital, but they didn't release the
details on his condition. So hopefully he'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Let's not get out and try to resuscitate the animals.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, well, the good news is the bear learned a
new trick, play dead and the food come to you.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Far, This next Layser stories out of Florida Day. Fifty
seven year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow was driving around Key
West the other day around eleven thirty am beautiful when
something sparked his interest. He immediately got out of his
Kia Sorrento while it was still running and jumped into
the engineer seat of a popular tourist train.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
My god, hard, he's driving. He's not being passage.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well before officials knew what was happening, Jonathan took off
with the train, screaming with joy that it was his birthday. Yeah,
that's what he said. Anybody around could jump off.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Day train.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Over the next twenty minutes, he picked up two random
passengers and had the time of his life.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Wow, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
However, the joy ride didn't last long, seeing as the
missing train was equipped with g PS. Cops arrested him,
and what did Jonathan have to say about that? He
thanked the officers and told them he loved them. He
then joked about how he wanted to create some drama
and said he was due to watch a dinosaur movie
(16:17):
later that day with his grandson. Unfortunately for Jonathan, the
police had other ideas for him. That afternoon, instead of
seeing a movie and they took him to jail.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Birthday didn't end out so good.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
And it wasn't just for the rogue train hacking. They
also found a meth pipe in Jonathan's pocket, which he
swore was not what they thought it was. I'm in
the uncook spaghetti eating competition later. So he now faces
charges of burglary, grand theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I wonder how those two people on the train would
rate his performance. Probably more fun than the normal touris.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, absolutely this next laser stories out of the Friendly Skies. Hey,
have you ever walked into an airport and thought, Wow,
I wish this sounded more like an airport.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Oh my god, no want to go?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, if you have, you're in luck. So it's one
of the world's largest airports. Heathrow International in London just
commissioned a Grammy nominated recording artist to create a soundtrack
of only airport sounds, to be played twenty four to
seven throughout the terminals this summer.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
But the sounds take care of themselves, Jeff, They're already there.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, not at Heathrow because they recently went through a
major renovation in the last few years, installing quieter baggage
claims and overhead speaker announcements were taken away as well.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
That sounds lovely.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Now a lot of people are saying it's too quiet.
It's like walking into a library in there. Okay, So
that's why the new airport soundtrack got created, and we
have a sample from it.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Let's hear it, bothers me.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
I would hear it.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I'd be like, wait, what did she say? Was that
about my day?
Speaker 16 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (18:27):
Yeah, wait run confusing, But the numbers away from it
says if you listen long enough, you'll hear everything from
baggage belts to boarding calls, and even the sound of
kids crying and misbehaving.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Nice. I want the remix with no kids. While some
critics say that added background noise is not going to
help bring down the stress and chaos of travel, he
throw disagrees. I bet they do, saying nothing compares to
the excitement of stepping foot in the airport for the
start of a summer holiday, and this new soundtrack perfectly
captures those feelings.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Why don't they just play music? Like why does it
got to be airports?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But everyone knows I love when there's a live performer
in the airport, and.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I love it when there's a six year old crying
on the floor. You have both. You could start traveling
with me then, speaking of the sounds of stepping feet,
this guy would love to spend a few hours at
the airport. I got near the shoeshine bar, of course,
and the sounds later. The story has just come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
If you listen to this show regularly, then you know
that we really like to push each other.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yes, physically out in the hallways, but also it's good.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Shove is good for you everyone the bathroom shut.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Up Nerd just that one more mortally. Mentally, we like
to keep each other on our toes and challenge each other.
One of our favorite ways is to do one big
summer challenge every single year. Yeah, and in the past
we've done things like Jose's Summer Olympics. Oh yeah, he's
(20:16):
had to complete a bunch of different events. I'll do
that again. One year we did twenty four first dates
in twenty four hours on the Vegas Strip, right, And
today we're about to introduce a brand new summer show event.
This one is extra special though, because every single person
(20:38):
on the show will have to participate. That means you, no, Brooke,
you can't pay orphans to do the challenge for you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Make money days.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We're gonna find out that's impossible. Every single person is
going to be involved. You find out what we're doing
coming up right after this. It's Brookenjeffrey in the morning.
And when you think of the greatest challenges on Earth
that test the limits of human endurance, and some people
will climb Mount Everest, others will swim across the English Channel.
(21:14):
The was that one time Carol from Accounting went vegan
for seventy two whole hours. It rip Carol couldn't handle
the lettuce. But only the bravest of the brave are
bold enough to participate in our annual grueling event. Brooke
and Jeffreys, you wouldn't dare Summertime Challenge, Brave.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
The stupid jeff It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
We're doing it synonym on this show. We do it
every year And if you haven't heard it before, here's
how it works. Each member of the show has come
up with a specific Dare idea for another person in
this room. And it could be something easy and simple,
it could be a little bit more elaborate and dangerous.
All of them should be funny and tailored towards that
specific person. But we already drew out names for I
(22:00):
had to figure out who's going to be daring who,
And now, right here, right now, we're going to find
out and lock in our challenges for each person.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yea, yeah, you know what they are. I'm so nervous.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
We don't know yet. And in the spirit of summer,
you must accept. You can't wimp out and say no,
I don't want to I have a peanut allergy. I
can't have twenty nutter butters. No, you have to say
yes with not an option before ye say no number allergies.
And then we have to complete the dares before the
end of the summer and post the videos on our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey. So make sure you're following
(22:33):
us on Insta, TikTok, YouTube, and Tumblr so that you
can keep up with all the hot action. Got tumbler,
Sorry grumbler, but yeah, We're gonna start off with Alexis today. Alexis,
tell us who you drew and what there you wouldn't dare?
Summertime challenges?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Okay, I, Alexis Foller, dare my co host Brook to
compee in something called the flying blinde and challenge?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Why the show will.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Go behind our two story parking garage. Huh where Brooke
will have no contacts or glasses on.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
This is already bad and she'll have.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
To identify as many flying objects hurtling towards her.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
From a bus.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
But you have to name them before you catch them
with your vision.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Just see how that goes. Do you think I'm gonna
catch them when I don't have my glasses?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
That's your challenge.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Just try not to get knocked out against too.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
We're gonna pre call paramedics before she attempts to challenge,
because I can see that all right now, Onto Jose, Jose,
tell us who you drew and what there you wouldn't dare?
Summertime challenge?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is I, Jose, dare none other than our own?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Alexis Fuller.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The spit or swallow Challenge? Is this gonna be allowed
on the radio?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
What wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Maybe I need the details of the challenge.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You will be blindfolded and sat down at a table
with multiple cups of different liquids in front of you.
Out of the ten SIPs that you get, you will
need to swallow seven and spit out.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Three, so you only get three spits.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
You only get three.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
If you don't like get the rest, you're gonna have
to swallow.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
And leave the rest to drink or the opposite.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Will you find out in yard you.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Wouldn't Dare Summertime Chat.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They're very excited. We're gonna get a lot of views
on this particular video and a lot of disappointment.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Well, I don't get up.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
All right, that's locked in. Now we're moving to brook Brook.
Tell us who you drew and what is there? You
wouldn't dare Summertime Challie Boy, Hie Brook Fox.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
They're our own Jose Bolangos.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
Okay to do something called the ultimate Sumo style delivery dash.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
So good, Okay, so much delivery?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yes, Since you order uber eat so often, I thought
it'd be fun if you got a chance to be
a delivery person for a day.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
But to make it extra challenging, you're going to have
to wear an inflatable sumo suit. Oh then you'll take
three lunch orders from people on our staff.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Somehow drive to the restaurants in the suit, get the
food and bring it back.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
How's that gonna work?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
In the how do I drop?
Speaker 10 (25:41):
I'll tell you the clock will start on pick up
and you'll have fifteen minutes to get their food back
to that into the public in outfit, pick up the food.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yes and come bring it back to Yes in fifteen
minutes and air. My god, you never know, there's some
generous people around. You could even get a tip.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
You know I'm requiring.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Joses is locked in and now finally it is Jess.
We have come to me.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, and this is the biggest disappointment.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
You drew your own name.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It is an interesting situation because I picked jeffs myself. Look,
my gosh, and this has never happened in the history
of the show.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Should How do we not have more rules around that?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
We are breaking rules. We're groundbreaking on this show. So
I have to challenge myself and that's tough because I
do I want to make myself uncomfortable here.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
You don't do last year is call your mom.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well, I did have the toughest challenges from the past years.
Calling my mom every hour was brutal. That's why I
believe this year I deserve to take the challenge off.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
No, you don't take the challenge.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
No Dare for me this year, and nobody can complain
because nobody picked my name out of the house.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
This is why people don't invite you to party.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
You should have. So that's the rule. I'm just gonna
sit back. I'm gonna take it easy. Wait, what's that
What was that noise?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
No, it can't be that's right.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I don't want this.
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Ashton technical director of the show would like to request
to volunteer in tribute to give jeff Dubou a summertime
Dare challenge he'll never forget.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Say, Jeffrey, take your challenge.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Now you're there.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
It's gonna be called the half and half Challenge.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
You will be seated with a barber's apron.
Speaker 13 (27:52):
On Brook will shave off half of your beard.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
No, that's not the half of my body. I thought
you're gonna be.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Working there and then Alex, so it's gonna color in
the rest.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm not good with a razor, like I mean, I
don't shave my.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Own body very I can't imagine.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Doing at beers. I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Get a cut.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
You can I diet any color I want.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I guess we'll get to the rules later on, but
the dares are officially said. My god, we'll be doing
them all summer long. In fact, look for one next Friday.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
On our social So make sure you're following.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Us TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, at Brook and Jeffrey so you
can witness the glory. I can't even say that of
our you wouldn't dare summertime challenging your phone taps coming
up right after.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You know, rarely do we get an opportunity to prank
an actress.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
And look, before you get your hopes up, this isn't
some really big name person that you've ever heard of before.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Witherspoond got you.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Not Meryl Streep this time. So a woman who does
TV ads and some smaller print. But recently we got
an email from her friends saying she got booked for
a commercial, but she doesn't know what it's for yet,
so she wanted us to make it something really weird.
We came up with a perfect product. You're going to
hear it in your phone tap right now. Well, hi,
(29:27):
Kate Winner, Yes it is she. Hey, okay, this is
Grant Caviare from House Marketing. You're going to be her
actress for the commercial that we're doing this weekend, right, Yeah,
I am.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. The company that we're
working with wants to keep it under wraps as much
as possible, so you know how that is.
Speaker 18 (29:48):
It's kind of secret.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I mean the thing that it's going to be
really big, it's this national pet business. They're launching a
brand new product called Pooch Smooch.
Speaker 18 (29:58):
Okay, woot what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's a fun little idea. They're making this little spray
bottle and you splitts it onto your face to make
your pupp want to lick you.
Speaker 18 (30:10):
What do you mean by that? Well don't I don't
really understand.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I mean, you know how people like to be licked, right, yeah,
but sometimes your dog won't do it on command and
that gonna be frustrating. Okay, So anyway, when you come
down for the shoot, we'll have an array of dogs
ready for you, and trust me, you're gonna love this.
They're just gonna be licking your face. For ten hours
straight while we get video instills.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Ten hours, I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Give or take ten, could be a little more, a
little less.
Speaker 18 (30:40):
Why do you need ten hours of dogs licking my face?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm glad you asked, because the thing is we have
five different delicious sense that they want to promote. So
you're gonna be sprayed with liver, duck, venison, lamon rice,
and dog butt.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Wow, that's the stuff dog like.
Speaker 18 (31:01):
Are you being serious?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I am? And going back to why ten hours? The
sense they stick to your body for a long time,
so you're gonna smell like duck and dog butt for
at least an hour after each spray.
Speaker 18 (31:13):
I'm confused. I mean usually I do like a magazine
shoot or car commercials. I mean, you guys are just
going to be spraying stuff on my face. I mean
that's not something I normally do.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, yeah, dog butt on your face?
Speaker 18 (31:29):
Yeah, especially that one. I mean it seems ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, remember this is for dog owners who love getting kisses.
Speaker 18 (31:36):
I understand that I have a dog, I like getting kisses.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
And this is perfect for you.
Speaker 18 (31:42):
I don't really need any help in that area.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay, Well, I guess you're one of the special ones. Then,
who just has a dog that loves kissing on its own? Accord?
Speaker 18 (31:54):
I think that smellst dog. I'm not going to judge
a product.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't know what it is about my dog. He
will not lick me no matter how hard I try.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
I mean that kind of sounds like a personal issue
between you and your dog that I hope you guys
get over.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
But my can start.
Speaker 18 (32:08):
Here is the commercial, and maybe the dogs will just
give me kisses anyway, if we just frick me with water.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I see what you're saying here, I'm reading between the lines.
So you you hate animals? No, I you support the
kill shelters.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 18 (32:25):
Why are you even jumping to that conclusion?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, I'm just reminding.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Me dog, but on my face.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Remember this is for the dogs. It's not about you
and oh I don't want to be a little bit
smelly for an hour.
Speaker 18 (32:37):
But it is about me because I'm the one being
put in this situation. I mean, do you want don't
straight on your face for ten erstraight and then getting
licked off by several animals you don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Listen, I'm the producer, you're the actress that we're paying
you good money.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (32:51):
I don't want to say no, but this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I'm just look, if you back out on this, I
doubt the agency would book you ever again. So you
need to get licked.
Speaker 18 (32:59):
Do you hear what you just said? You have to
get licked? I mean that's offensive. I mean, I'm not
even sure how it's offensive, but it's defensive.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Fine, what if I say it this way? Your best
friend Lindsey wants you to get licked for this prank
phone call? Oh what Yeah, my name is actually jeff
from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 18 (33:21):
Oh my, I'm going to cull her.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It was your best friend, Lindsay's idea. She emailed us
and said, you just got hired to do some sort
of ad in a commercial and you didn't know what
you were doing, and she wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 18 (33:36):
I mean, you know who came up with the dog
but smell? I mean that is.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, she did. She came up with it, and she
said that you would actually love the idea of smelling
like dog butt. Oh she read that wrong.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah, you think wake up every morning was fu taps?
Weekday the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
The world is constantly evolving. We're seeing new technology, new trends,
new social norms, even new jobs. Oh yeah, and one
of our listeners has a job that we had never
heard of before. And when she described her profession to us,
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the whole room was shocked. Alexis was jealous, jose and
I were impressed, and Brooke Well, she told this woman
she should be ashamed of herself and can do better,
but not wrong, Okay, to be fair. That's Brooks response
to everyone about everything. The question is does her unusual
(34:43):
job block her from a happy dating life. We're gonna
find out in a brand new second date update right
after this second Date Update date. An important part of
any blossoming relationship is the first time a woman corrects
her man and tells him he messed up. You need
(35:06):
to do better. All right, Well, this has to happen.
It's such a special moment because we need that as guys.
If left to our own devices, we'll wear four gallons
of axe body spray and think it smells good. We'll
wash our cashmere sweaters in hot water. Are we not supposed.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
To every man?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Thank goodness for women being there to correct us so
we can learn and go. Oh, that's how it works.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
You have to use your own brain.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, a lot of women will wait a few dates
to correct their men, but not our listener, Monica. She
told a guy he messed up on night oneikes for
his benefit, broke it is. That's what happened, Monica, Welcome
to the show. Was that intro to your liking? Or
could I have done better? No?
Speaker 7 (35:58):
You hit it?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, Wow, it's not just made my day, Monica, Thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I'm always so curious why someone says a guy messes
up and then still wants to call him for another date.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
All that, you know, we'll get into that, but let's
start with what's this guy's name? Who did you go
out with?
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Okay, So I met Isaac online and he seemed really cool.
I like his personality, I like his looks definitely.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
So there's a lot of potential there.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Yeah. I really liked him because there's a lot of
guys on this app that there will catch you forever.
I don't do the back and forth, back and forth thing.
But he came right down with it. He was like,
I want to take you out all.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
The action, living in this weird world of like what
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
That's a good note for men, because the more you talk,
the more opportunities you're giving yourself to say something stupid
and we will do that.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
King.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Okay, good for Isaac. Now I'm not going to say
much more. Going what happened?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yes, he says, come pick me up and take me
to the nice restaurant. So I got up in my
nice little dress, thinking yeah, hey, and then he came,
pulls up, he got out, he opened my door. Okay, yeah,
he was a very nice I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 16 (37:15):
He was nice.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, Okay, so everything's working in his favor right now.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I'm wondering where things start to turn and you have
to step in.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
And as soon as we got out the highway and
I'm like, oh no, because I see Buffalo Wow Wings.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, Okay, are you excited about that or not excited?
Speaker 7 (37:37):
I'm not excited at all. I was just came from
Buffalo Wild Wings. Too much tog with my whole girls.
Excited for now.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Okay, so he's taking you there for a date and
you're not feeling.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
That you expect Okay, A lot better, not a little.
Speaker 11 (37:53):
Look.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
He puts it in park. He gets out of the car,
comes around and opens my door like a perfect gentleman
he is. And I said, please my door.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
You said closed, You said close the door while you're
still in the car.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I said, please close my door.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well it's nice.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Replays close my door.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
And I think that he thought I was kidding, because
he was like, there, so you're.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Going to force him to take you somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
I don't force anybody do anything. I'm letting him know,
please close my door, because I don't boo buffalow wold
wings at a date.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Hangouts.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
That's a messy food. It's a terrible first date. It
sucks your address and stuff together.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Especially uncomfortable women don't want to like sit and drink
beers and watch sports and scream and spill beers.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
I'm gonna tell you what I don't want to do
on a date. I don't want to watch the whole
grown man lick his finger.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's what I'm gonna write that down. Sexy when we
sucked on the bone fingers.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
So did he finally listen to you and shut the door?
Speaker 7 (39:00):
He did? He's got the door, I said, I got
three choices for you, and he picked a nice cocktail
bar and I said, okay, cool. I thought, okay, he
didn't know, right, he didn't know. I told him, let's.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Go also, and he adapted, and he would offended by
the way, like he'd.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Be more confused than offended.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's a standard, you know, mental headspace for men constant.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Right.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
How was it though, when you got to the cocktail bar?
Were you able to still keep a good energy together? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (39:28):
He asked me questions about what had just happened. I'm like, yo,
I'm a lady for real. I want silk aware. I
don't want plastic utensil. So he was like, okay, I
never thought of that. So I'm teaching him what a
real lady like.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'm sure he actually appreciated the education on how to
properly woo a woman.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I don't know he appreciated it because he's not calling
you back.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Oh yeah, oh man, that's a good question.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
And that's what I'm calling you.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
See, I would be insulted.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
See, I'm thinking that's the reason he wasn't getting second
dary before, and now he's got it down.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
She taught him too.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
Well.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, yeah, that's what a lot of women get upset
when they're like, oh great, I cleaned up my guy
just for the next woman to come and like swipe
him up.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
He's taking ten girls in that cocktail bar.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
We gotta get down to the nitty gritty because I
want to know because I think I did everything right
and I taught him how to do everything right, and somehow.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
I want.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You deserve a medal and definitely a second date here.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
But what if he feels like you're too high maintenance,
then screw that cat.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
He does a real woman, then you'll lay into him,
go full hard against him, right, Bro, that's where you
come in. You do your thing.
Speaker 8 (40:39):
Well.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
I just think that if you have some boundaries like that,
they should be established before the date, not when you're
in the middle of it.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
But look, he's the want to ask me out, and
I accepted it, right, Yeah, so you're gonna learn me
on the date, and that's what he did. If he
didn't like when he learned, he responded, you haven't on
the whole radio show to find out what's wrang with you.
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I don't wait to hear it too. So hopefully he
picks up, but we're gonna come back. We'll call Isaac
for you and figure out why in the world he
would not be calling back a classy woman like yourself, Monica.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, she's a cloth napkin type of lady.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
That's right. Let's get some answers when we do your
second date update right after this hold on second date update.
If you're just joining us, we've been speaking to a
true hero. Her name is Monica heroically swooped in and
save her date Isaac from pulling a total rookie move
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when he tried to bring her to Buffalo Wild Wings
for her, and that wasn't gonna fly with her, so
Monica refused to get out of his car in order
to show him this is not where you take a
lady of substance.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, they definitely have a miscommunication of what a dinner
date looks.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Like, but instead they ended up at a nice cocktail
bar and they did it the proper way, where she
actually discovered Isaac's a pretty good guy as some gentlemanly
qualities something to work with. So the question is, why
is he not reaching out for cocktails? Round two? Monica,
Is it possible that maybe he saw your helpful sense
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a teaching abilities as a little bit condescending.
Speaker 7 (42:24):
That's a possibility. I just wish he would have expressed
that to me personally.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, you seem like a person who can take criticism construction.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
If I could did it, I definitely could take it.
Speaker 9 (42:36):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
That's a good attitude to have. It doesn't happen often
on this.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, would you like to criticize her constructively before we
do this call? Is that where you're going?
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Okay, she knows who she is, she knows what she wants,
and she wants to go out with Isaac.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
So okay, So Brooke, you're scared of her and you're
afraid to say anything.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
I think Isaac will be scared and it will be
afraid to say no. So I think you're getting a
date about one. I also like to scare men.
Speaker 9 (43:02):
Yea, she seems like you broke.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
We're going to intimidate this guy and say yes to
a date. But let's see what he asked the safe
he picks up the phone. But here we go. Hello,
Hey is this Isaac?
Speaker 16 (43:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Hey man, we're a radio show. You're on it right now.
It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Is Hey, good morning.
Speaker 16 (43:31):
Why is a radio show calling me?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Uh well, it's kind of a good reason. We do
a segment on this show. It's called a second Date Update.
It sounds like you haven't heard it, but this is
a segment where we help out our listeners who've been
on a date with someone and afterwards they're not getting
a call back to go on a second one.
Speaker 16 (43:52):
I think I have heard of it. I think I've
seen this online somewhere or some Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah, a lot of them are viral on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
They're on there. You can follow us out Brooke and
Jeffery if you want to. No pressure. But basically the
reason that we're calling you is there's a woman named
Monica who asked us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 16 (44:10):
Hey, yeah, I met Monica.
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Yeah right, we know.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Sounds like you guys could have had a great date.
Speaker 16 (44:20):
What did she What did she tell you? What did
you tell you?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Question? Okay, well, I guess the general recap of what
we heard from her is you picked her up, then
you took her to Buffalo Wild Wings, correct, which she
uh politely redirected over to a cocktail bar.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Well politely redirected, it would be wrong.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
That's Jeff say it. She's our friend, so you know
we're not going to be rude.
Speaker 16 (44:47):
Well, I mean I wasn't rude either. She just simply
kind of barked closed my door?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
At first?
Speaker 16 (44:54):
I just stood there, like, what do you mean? You like,
there there's a bug about to get inside my car.
Speaker 14 (44:58):
I can see that.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (45:00):
I was like, okay, So I close the door and
I go back to my side of the car. I
get in and she explains to me like, hey, I
don't do Buffalo Wild Wings And I was like, yeah,
all right. I mean the reason why I chose the
Buffalo Wild Wings because in these new dating apps, it's
better to start out something very casual. In another date
(45:22):
we graduate to something a little better.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
But okay, wait, did you explain all of that to her?
What you just told us, why you chose it.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
No.
Speaker 16 (45:29):
I didn't explain any of that to her, and also
didn't tell her this. I own that Buffalo Wild Ways.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
You own it a franchisee. You're gonna take her to
your own job though, civilelexis except you get free food.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, guys, he's a business owner who cares.
Speaker 16 (45:46):
Okay, so look, so look, I'm gonna be honest, I'm
still a gentleman. She wanted to go somewhere a little
bit better, so we made our way to this great
contail lounge that I know.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah, so what changed your mind to where now you're
not reaching out to her first date?
Speaker 16 (46:01):
Okay, So, while we're kind of enjoying each other's company,
it's the cocktail bar, I started asking you a little
bit more about her life, and of course we get
to like, what do we do for a living?
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 16 (46:10):
She kind of skated around it for a while till
she came to an answer I've never heard in my
entire life.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (46:18):
She says, she's a stay at home daughter.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
A stay at home daughter.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
What she's got to be joking?
Speaker 16 (46:27):
Not a joke, No, it's not a joke. That's what
she told me. Her occupation at thirty one years old
is that she's a stay at home daughter.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I'm supposed to be a stay home girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
That is a real fancy way to say you're unemployed
and live with mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, okay, so you were turned off because she doesn't
have enough ambition or drive or shop of ambition.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
Oh, all right, we got we gotta cut this right here. Okay,
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
All right. Oh I don't want to make her name,
But Isaac, that's Monica on the other line listening to
this conversation.
Speaker 16 (47:03):
Clearly, it's Monica. Clearly.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Maybe she's on her parents' landline.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
You better watch yourself. You're supposed to be with me here.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, Monica, clearly you wanted to jump in and say something,
so go ahead and talk to Isaac.
Speaker 7 (47:20):
Hello, Isaac, how are you hi, Monica from your mom's couch?
Speaker 16 (47:24):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (47:25):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, let me tell you something, Isaac.
I don't know what's to disrespect about. I thought we
got along pretty well on our date. We had a
good time. I didn't know you had a problem with
my daily occupation. What is the problem?
Speaker 4 (47:42):
But we're parents, like elderly. Do you stay home and
take care of them? Is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (47:47):
We're just no, they're perfectly healthy. They just take care
of me, their baby girl, and I always will be.
Speaker 16 (47:53):
Okay, Monica, guess who else is perfectly healthy? You are
get a job?
Speaker 7 (48:00):
You know what? Let me tell you something. I am
perfectly healthy. Yes, I am, as you could see. And
if I had to get a job, I would, but
guess what, I don't have to.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Don't you want a job? Don't you want your own career?
Don't you have your own dreams and ambitions?
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Like?
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Yes, my dream and my ambition is sit it at home,
playing on my day, going into what I have to do,
and finding a man that's don't take care of me
so my parents could stop.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
So that's your goal, Brook.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
It sounds like you're judging her there, and she explicitly
asked you not to do so.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
It's really hard not to, really, because you would never
date a guy who is doing what you do.
Speaker 7 (48:44):
You are definitely right, and they shouldn't. A man shouldn't
do what I do. My bro is to be taken
care of. That's my love language. I love to be
taken care of and if it works for me, it works.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
School chivalry and stuff I want.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Cannot imagine imagine being a man going and meeting your
parents for the first time.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
That sounds like all of them.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
What's your dowry?
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay, Well, Isaac, now that she's explained this, a little
bit more. You're probably more receptive to going out with
her more time.
Speaker 16 (49:19):
Look, look, I wish Monica the best. It's just not
the best with me. Oh you have great life, Monica.
I hope you find a guy slash simp it will
take care.
Speaker 7 (49:30):
What I don't think so, Isaac, You're going to take
me out, and that's just the way it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I love how.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
You want to be the boss, but you don't want
to do any of the work To tell a boss.
Speaker 7 (49:42):
A boss doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
No idea of a boss you don't want to make,
and that is the problem.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
Y'all just don't understand. And clearly I don't understand being
a whole business owner. I want to take me to
his little bucket wing stop. Be honest with you, Monica,
there's a difference. There's a difference between a boss and
a leader. You're not a leader. I never said I
was a leader. I never said that.
Speaker 16 (50:10):
I am a leader. I'm a leader.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
Okay, But you could have been a man and leave
my act. You could have told me that why you
dog didn't running.
Speaker 16 (50:24):
No one's dodging or running. What I'm doing is ghosting.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Oh okay, okay, and I.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Don't need him. I don't need him anyway.
Speaker 10 (50:42):
The way a job you don't?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
You know what you need to do is you need
to go to Buffalo Wild Wings and spend your parents'
money over there.
Speaker 7 (50:51):
No, I'm not going in no more. Look I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I feel like you're going to be on the phone
a lot with your expectations for dating.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
That's okay. Look I got a lot of time.
Speaker 12 (51:02):
Boo boom.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
And are your parents hiring for any open roles in
your family? Because I would love to be a party.
Oh that good, Jeffrey in the morning. Well, hey, we
all learned a new job today, stay at home daughter,
A job I.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Left flying right now texting my mom.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You would last I'd give you two days back home
with your parents?
Speaker 9 (51:26):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Isaac? Isaac did not like it, obviously, Brooke does not
respect it either. But okay, Brook, let me ask you this, Okay,
would it have changed how you felt if Monica was
twenty one years old compared to thirty one? Would you
give her more grace?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
If she's not going to school, she should be working.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
No, that's right. Brook believes you should start working at
a six in one of her overseas factories. So, parents,
if you're lazy, first grader is still mooching off of
you as a stay at home child. Yeah, text in
nine two Brookly whip me into ship.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Let me give you some parenting tips.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yes, and if not parenting tips, we can hopefully at
least give you a little bit of dating help. You
can email the show. We can call that person who's
not calling you back, and go check out all of
our second day podcast wherever you get yours, they're up
and Jeffrey brook.
Speaker 8 (52:14):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
A lot of people tell you if you work hard,
stay humble, and be kind, then good things will happen
to you naturally.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah, you'll be at peace with yourself too.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Really, I mean the truth is sometimes to make it
to the top, you gotta get your hands dirty. Like
when I was in second grade and my arch rival
Preston was given the male solo in the school play Jeff,
everybody knew should have gone to me, Jeff. If someone
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accidentally moved his X mark on the stage six feet
to the left, right in the path of the falling
card Moon and let's just say it, dress rehearsal that night,
more than just his dreams got crushed. Guess who had
(53:13):
to fill in and nailed the performance, some new kid
named Arthur.
Speaker 4 (53:20):
Why weren't you the understudy? If you did all this?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
I don't know why I got so involved in that,
but still I bring that same cutthroat attitude to my
song of the week, brand new one coming up right
after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and
it's time for my song of the Week. And when
you look back at my parody.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
Catalog, goodness, its extensive.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Huge. Every single summer, going back years and years and years,
I've always done a song about ice cream literally, oh yeah,
And I've done songs about I mean everything, ice cream shops,
the ice cream Man, the great ice cream explosion of
(54:03):
the nineteen thirties in Spain. I have covered it all.
You don't remember. It was sad, Yeah, that song was
a real tier jerky sounds like, yes, Because the thing is,
everyone loves ice cream right.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Right, unless you're dairy free. But then you eat it
anyway and you just deal with the pain.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
I still love it. You're onto something. Just because everybody
loves ice cream doesn't mean ice cream loves them, and
there's a large amount of people in this country and
all over the world whose bodies physically can't handle that
sweet dairy overload.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Is this you, Jeff?
Speaker 2 (54:43):
It's not me. It is my dad. Unfortunately, like gassy
and stuff, he is one of the lactose intolerance worlds.
And gosh, what an insensitive jerk I've been all these
years singing about it, just so loud and proud. Rub
magnum pops in everybody's faces when a single bite would
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put some of them into the fetal position for hours.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
Oh so, is.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
This going to be a song just for sorbet?
Speaker 2 (55:12):
What are you insane?
Speaker 8 (55:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:14):
I needed to write a song for all of those tortured,
dairy challenged individuals who absolutely love ice cream and they
have to be around it all summer, but can't eat
the real thing by the end of this. That's why,
instead of singing the classic hit by Abba dig In
(55:35):
the Dancing Queen's Young jeffries the not so dairy Queen. Yeah,
I'm going to point when I'm.
Speaker 19 (55:44):
Ready points, I get crammed.
Speaker 12 (56:00):
Quick boles, scanning the frozen foodle oo brier firl tempting me.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
But I can't eat.
Speaker 20 (56:12):
Dairy hot summer night walking by cold star, locking eyes
with a waffle con.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
All I want is one good lick, but just a
drop of cream. We'll need a hazmat te. Baskin Robbins
would be sob bliz if I have the stomaching side.
Don't talk to me about sourbet, the little frozen.
Speaker 19 (56:52):
Balls of flies like all off evil Twitter. I'm so
in taller brand, but not in the racist way.
Speaker 11 (57:06):
To be clear shot digestive vanilla bean stark World War
three in.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
My lower cle.
Speaker 16 (57:23):
Jay d made.
Speaker 12 (57:26):
Me cry asking got milk?
Speaker 7 (57:29):
No no.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Ice cream? Band calls to me, bro don't lax tase me.
Speaker 7 (57:43):
Oh no not the ice cream cover.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
A rocky road is the path I walk and beg
A ice cream tastes like shop. I'm dreaming of a
mixed flurry that doesn't clear the room and ruin my commer.
Screw my intolerance.
Speaker 11 (58:13):
Because I'm a gelato feed into cream.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
More than pallady.
Speaker 12 (58:23):
Creamy ugly seed my guts journey in the dairy Queen,
I can't resist goes cold delight meanships on my Christen
Oh gases.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Blow violently the Hindenburg. That's me.
Speaker 14 (58:52):
All about humanity. It's a cream urgency, but not so
dairy queen, happy ice creamy.
Speaker 10 (59:09):
Such such graphic descriptions, what happens to.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
Your body, it's a true story.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
Yes, have extra underwear at all times on you can
make a lot of messes.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Luckily it's not me, but I sympathize with all of
the lactose intolerant out there. My dad included.
Speaker 16 (59:25):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
This one, I guess is dedicated to you.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
So yeah, I mean he's gone through some pants for sure.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
Text in to tell us what you thought about the
song of the week. You can find it online and
share it with a lactose intolerant friend of yours and
hopefully laugh and maybe cry together.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
Yeah, eat your feelings in Nope, can't do it in ice.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
No, don't go for sorbet. I'm sorry, but that's your
song of the week.
Speaker 8 (59:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I can't believe it's already over.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I love this week, jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I know it feels like just four days ago we
started Newbie week.
Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Well it was, it feels like it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Now here we are on our fifth and final news.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Wow, it came so fast.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Owen Wilson, do you have any thoughts on what you've
heard so far during Wow? Oh? Yes, yeah, I was
a little excited to get in that. But my thoughts exactly, Wow,
that was of him. I thought, definitely stop calling show
kind of obsessed with you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
You would think it would be Luke the lamer brother
that would be on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
But we've had a lot of different types of newbies
on this segment. Some have been shy, somehow going, some smart,
some not something. I think we all can agree that
these newbies are all people just like you and me.
That is, well, maybe not not me, but like you.
(01:01:04):
Just Yes. So let's meet our fifth and final newbie.
Her name is Zoe, Zoey. What does it mean to
you to be the last newbie of the week.
Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
I don't know, but I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
You have just a really beautiful way with words, Zoe.
That really touched me.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I like, Owen Wilson, do you have any encouraging words
for Zoe before we start WOW? Rooting for you stop
calling us Brooks leaving the studio mostly to get away
from you know who. So let's get to the game here.
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible, Zoe.
(01:01:50):
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is world's population
day to the nearest billion? How many people are alive
on Earth? What is the largest artery in the human body?
The Japanese drink sake is made by fermenting what crop
(01:02:15):
out of the seven consonants, which one is the flattest
with the least amount of mountains? What is the name
of the first cryptocurrency ever created?
Speaker 16 (01:02:27):
Big one?
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Here we go, Zoe, well done. Brook's gonna come back
into the studio here. And because you are a new player, Zoe,
we always want to learn more about you. And on
my screener it says Zoe trains horses and enjoys it
because it's very therapeutic. She has a daughter who turns
one next month, apparently has a very important question that
(01:02:50):
she's been wanting to ask Brook. So Ashton, let's pop
the music down for this. Zoe, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Uh do you ride horse? Have you ever written a horse?
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
I have ridden a horse?
Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
Really?
Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
Story?
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Now book, it's your turn. To answer questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Your time starts now. Today is World's population Day to
the nearest billion. How many people are alive on Earth?
Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Too many?
Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
Three?
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
What is what is the largest artery in the human body?
The Japanese drinksake is made from fermenting? What crop out
of the seven continents, which one is the flattest with
the least amount of Antarctica? What is the name of
the first cryptocurrency ever created?
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Bitcoin?
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
According to.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Merriam Webster.
Speaker 20 (01:03:49):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
We're going to the scoreboard. We're going to see how
you both did with jose Showing emotion is part of
being a sexy modern man. Ask anyone who was raised
on Allen all that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Zoe, you got one correct today there we go. Okay,
pretty good job, and Brook you got three.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Sorry about that, Zoe. It was not enough to beat
Brook and she is perfect five for five during the week.
Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
We should let's do this week all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I like, yeah, I don't know if that's gonna work,
but let's go with the answers for everybody. It's World
Population Day to the nearest billion. There are eight billion people.
Brook is hoping to reduce that number severely in the coming.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Seriously, stop having so many babies.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Oh man, doubled, exactly exactly, you're making Brook angry. The
largest artery in the human body is the aorda. That's
the one that it's in your neck, right, it's in
your heart. Sorry, horses neck, I should have got the
Japanese drink sake is made by fermenting rice. The seven continents,
(01:05:12):
the flattest one is Australia, and the first cryptocurrency ever
created was bitcoin back in two thousand and nine. So Zoe,
I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today.
But the good news is just we're playing. We are
going to give you a family four pack of tickets
to the Doc mix Stuffins exhibit Doc mic Stuffin's the
exhibits open now and Imagine Children's Museum and Everett. Wow,
(01:05:41):
that's amazing. Well, if you're interested, you can assist Halle
in the operating room, give check ups in the er,
visit Lammy and the nursery, help Stuffy the pet bet
and make them all better. You'll feel better too with
Doc Stuffins. The exhibit open now.
Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
You so much? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
If we're gonna do win Brooks bucks same time on
Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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