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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
the podcast. And Alexis, how many five hour energy bottles
did you count in the trash can? I think it
was eleven? Oh guys, fifty energy?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's his fuel for his parody song.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
There it goes, let's start it now.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't know if this is good news or bad
news for the ladies out there. It's broken Jeffrey in
the morning, but the numbers are in and on average,
men for the first time ever, are planning to spend
more money on the Big Game this Sunday than on
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I mean, if it's.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Going to food's right, food for everybody and you're sharing, yeah, right,
Or if it's just betting, you're just placing your beds,
that's an issue.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
How are the guys spending the money?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just how breaks down? Guys are spending fifty nine percent
more on Super Bowl food and beverages then on their
Valentine dinner and cocktails.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's probably because they're making doubled eggs and that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yes, and then you have to add in party supplies
and decorations. Wait, wait for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, hold a guy decorating for super Bilf.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, you gotta slap like a picture of a football
up on the wall, and the TV and the sound
system upgrades, team apparel and merchandise, not to mention astro
turf betting for that natural football feel.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, my best friend's husband has an Eagle super Bowl
ring instead of a wedding band. Yeah, and he definitely
wore his Eagles jersey at the reception.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh good, she knows where she stands. But after all
of that, by the next weekend, guys can say, sorry, honey,
I'm a little short on cash, couldn't afford to get
you any flowers. But hey, if you want to get
in the mood, we can watch Super Bowl cutaways of
Taylor Swift that I recorded.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Wait, it's actually Patrick Mahomes' fault if I would have
won that parlay beautiful dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Next two weekends are gonna be big, one bigger than
the other. So set your expectations accordingly, Just like how
my expectations are sky high for the shock collar question
of the day, Immediately lower them, don't let me down, Jake,
Come on now.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
I'll do my best. You guys, right now, Americans can't
really agree on much on politics? What toppings belong on pizza?
Is Tupac still secretly alive managing one of Brooks for
profit orphanages in Taiwan?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I just do know he's very happy the same birthday and.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The orphanage thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Maybe the one thing we all can actually agree on
and come together on is the super Bowl. It's a
perfect day of NonStop caso, dip, bouncing cheerleaders and ads
featuring talking animals drinking light beershy. Honestly, most people don't
even care about the actual outcome of the game. Why today,
(03:05):
We're gonna do a special multiple choice super Bowl Trivia
edition of plenty of twenty. That's fun, Yeah, where every
question has almost nothing to do with the actual football
part of the super.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bowl, not why anyone's watching.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
We'll start with the woman whose super Bowl includes couscous,
mac and cheese and an array of vegetables she self
scanned the supermarket is not organic, even though they actually are.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's Alexis suit I just had some.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Prest I know you steal it.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
I need to number from Jones for sure a lexus,
What is the average cost of a thirty second commercial
during Super Bowl fifty nine? Is it seven million dollars,
nine million dollars or eleven million dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
We started at seven.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Two?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I do know it made it broke a record. This year.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
All of Brook's NFL executive friends are all talking about
how much money.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well I got us a Brook and Jeffrey thirty second
ad in the Super Bowl. Yeah, it'll be on right
before Kendrick Lamar takes a stake.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, Brook spent eleven million on us.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
James Alexis says the average cost of a Super Bowl
commercial this year is eleven million dollars.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Seven is the average?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
This wow thirty second You're welcome guys.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Seven million?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, you use a video where Alexis isn't going to
be too happy with how.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
She looks.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Most videos.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Okay, bo Yeah, number seven for my seven million Brook.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Google put out a list of the most searched Super
Bowl cocktails. And you're a drinker, so what was the
number one cocktail searched? Was it a Manhattan, a dirty
Shirley Temple, or a sidecar?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
What do you drink during this Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't really drink cocktails during the Super Bowl, Like
I'll have a glass of wine or I was going
to have one.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'd have a marg like a.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Drink.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, dirty Shirley is so popular right now, I think
that's what it is, Brooks.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Said, dirty Shirley.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
That is.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Correct. I was looking for the Manhattan also has a
marich and bitters as well. We're over two, much like
the Buffalo Bills in the nineties. I'm sorry, actually they
went on four.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
They did actually say it's your turning in number twelve, Jose.
The Kansas City Chiefs have appeared in seven total Super
Bowls with four victories. The Eagles have appeared in five
Super Bowls. How many have they won?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
One?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Two or three?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
The Eagles?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Wasn't Mark Wahlberg in an Eagles football movie where he
like walked onto the team and then he won the
Super Bowl of them single handed. I'm just saying, like,
this could be one of the Super Bowls that the
Eagles won.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
In my life.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Remember no, it was called Invincible in Vinced Papoli. At
the end of the movie he blocks one punt. I
don't think they.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Will really that's all he does.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
The next year in my lifetime, I've seen one. I
know they won others.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I'm gonna go to Jose said too, that is incorrect.
They won only one.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's why my friend has that as his wedding band.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's a lot mark.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
His wife just blocked one. Punt, Jeffrey, were down to you.
You get this one wrong. I get to choose who
gets shocked.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Number from you, number twenty, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
According to research, a quarter of all Americans are betting
on the Big Game. Men are a lot more likely
to bet than women. But what about generationally who bets
the most? Is it gen Z, gen X, millennials or boomers?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Wow, I like order just to throw you off?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, oh god, don't you think it's got to be
people with more like disposable income, those people who don't
have money that best.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, I think like boomers want to save their money
even when they have tons of it. They're very much savers.
Millennials a little bit scared.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm going to generation that doesn't give a flying Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That doesn't know they don't even know who they are,
so they're going with the most gambling money generation X,
Jeffery said Gen X gamble is the most that is.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Correct. According to this survey, Boomers or the generation that
gamble the most. Nine that responded to this survey said
they'll gamble On the other side of the spectrum. Forty
eight percent of Gen Z said they won't bet any money.
They'll invest in more plants.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
They are plants really.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
That means I the Patrick Mahomes of the Showers get
shot today. I'm gonna go with Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, so I get to get shocked while singing I've
been waiting all day for Sunday Night by Carrie Underworld.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Dude, you should sing this anyway every week, Oh rad.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Wood and not it's finally he saday Not Football's kicking
into Hoggy O stars have a ride, Come on, get
up and cheers.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right hey, Jack gets a fact. This show's back in time.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That was a lot of singing.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's your shot, Colic. Question of the day, got your
phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I know
there's a lot of talk about the big game this
weekend and Valentine's Day, coming up. But you know what,
the city of Miami wants to tell you what, Please
don't have spring Breakers come visits.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Really that's meant for spring breaks.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Don't want them anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm so ready for him, and so are city officials.
They've they've done this before by putting up discover signs,
having press releases and news reports because basically, all these wild,
irresponsible young adults come in every year and tear up
the whole city. They're puking on everything, giving each other diseases.
(09:15):
It is not good. And especially Miami Beach has been like, okay, enough,
just stop. And that's worked a little bit. There's been
less crowds, but people are still flocking in, which is
why this year they've decided to try a new strategy. Okay,
they released a video that looks like a trailer for
a spring break reality show where everybody has an absolutely
(09:38):
terrible time.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Play the video I want to see.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We have some of the audio here.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
It is.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You got thishouse, Miami Beach.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Once you talked to Miami Beach, things went downhill fast.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You're drinking in public? Death not allout this speaker. Deaths
not allowed.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
After fool after rule?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
What do you want me to do? I don't want
you didn't know the rule?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So annoying guys saying expect turkeys, protess curfews.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
All spring breaks?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So sick of crying?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't know how do think? Audio from Alexis apartment?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Why do I actually want to watch that reality show?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They still meant to happen on the balcony, right, so
it's pretty funny. Will it deter spring Breakers from heading
south to part in Miami?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What do you think we'll keep? The updated Laser Stories
coming up next, it's the radio segment that's bringing you
the musical collab you Never knew you wanted Ya featuring Nickelback. Wow,
you can say where are the road?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It actually works for me. Canada is gonna go crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
To Oh yeah, get your limited time CD now with
Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser and those other krogerphobes just know. This
first laser story is out of New York. This doesn't
happen often, but a District County judge was actually called
(11:23):
to be on jury duty. I didn't know that even happened.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, you would think they've done their community.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They don't have to do that. So he showed up
and his name is Richard T. Snyder. In transcripts, he
told the courts he is currently a judge, but he
could not be impartial, saying, quote, his whole job to
be Yeah, he said, I know everybody that comes in
front of me is guilty. What they would not be
here if they were innocent.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Duty.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
The other judges are like, dude, you're not supposed to
say the quiet part out loud.
Speaker 13 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, naturally he got to missed from the case, but
the judge who heard it reported him to state officials
a good and when a judicial commission interviewed him, Richard
doubled down, saying his interpretation of innocent until proven guilty
is that guilty people get brought to court to make
it official and get sentenced.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
That's the backwards that's awful shot justice at all.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So in the end, he did successfully get out of
his jury duty, and he also successfully got himself out
of a job because after his comments, he was forced
to resign and agree to never serve as a judge again.
A state official said, hopefully he didn't come up with
that argument just to get out of jury duty, because
it lost him a whole lot more than that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh man, it's gonna be an NFL rap.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Next.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Can I take that jury duty job as it pays
a little bit?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, Next laser story is out of our favorite place
for laser stories, Florida. The other day, the Forest Service
noticed smoke coming from an area of trees and a
slow summering fire in grasses and nearby brush. The blaze
seemed to keep getting bigger, larger than a normal campfire,
so they set out fire crews to extinguish it, which
(13:12):
they did, and that's when they found a man wandering
around nearby named Justin Sorki, who immediately admitted to setting
the fires. Hey, nobody get tampany.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I was an easy investigation.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, he said, It's okay. As a sovereign citizen, I'm
allowed to do controlled burns in this area. I'm my
own president, so I say what goes. According to the FBI,
sovereign citizens are anti government extremists who believe that even
though they physically reside in this country, they are separate
(13:45):
from the United States, so they don't have to follow
the rules.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, but they still use emergency services.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And not surprisingly, his response didn't fly. As he was cuffed,
Justin told officers he couldn't be taken to jail at
the moment because he still needed to do half a
dozen more controlled burns.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Does he have his own army maybe that could help
him get out of.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
He's been indicted for committing felony arson on federal property
and a court date has not been set yet. Oh man, Wow,
This next lazer story is out of the Czech Republics.
Government officials had been working for seven years on installing
a new dam to help restore water to a large
nature park in the area. But just like our country,
(14:30):
there was a hold up permits construction contracts and the
government had to come up with one point two million
dollars for the project. So it took a while, but
they were finally ready and the government sent out a
few surveyors right before construction was ready to begin, and
they were shocked to find that the dam had already
been built.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Wait did someone not talk to someone else?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It was all thanks to the area's local beavers. Shockingly,
the rodents had built a dam in the exact same
location planned by the government to help each other too,
and the head of the Nature Reserve administration could not
believe their luck. The beavers had just saved them one
point two million dollars in construction and it was much
(15:18):
less of an eyesore than what officials had been planned.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
This is a.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Natural day, right, that is crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Let's vote for beavers from now, yeah, believer.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Give a little construction happens. He added that the rodents
built the dams without any project documentation and for free,
and no word on how they can hire them for
their next development. The rumor is they might unionize. First,
let's be care someone's like, okay, so where are the
hydraulic pumps located? His next laser story is out of
(15:50):
Big Game headquarters. Philadelphia Eagles have one thousand, six and
ninety reasons to feel confident going into this Sunday Super
Bowl game. That is the exact number for how much
their offensive line weighs. Of their rosters so huge, the
men are setting a new record for the largest lineup
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of men the game has ever seen.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
The five starters boast an average of six foot six
in height and a weigh of three hundred and thirty
eight pounds, and if you put them all on the
scale together, they weigh sixteen hundred and ninety lbs. Oh
my god, imagine going to dinner with those guys. Do
not offer to pick up the bill.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, that is a good point.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
That is a very good point.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I love when we learned stuff like this is then
I can drop it at any Super Bowl party.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm like, look out, knowledgeable.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, like the cool check who everyone weighs.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That that's over an inch taller, more than twenty five
pounds heavier than Kansas City's offensive line, also eight pounds
heavier than any other offensive line in Super Bowl history.
Right guard mackay and alone, it sits a six foot
seven He weighs three hundred and sixty three pounds, and
that's only after he slimmed down this summer, previously on
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the scales at four hundred.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Dude, J probably.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Yells at him, like, y'all have no excuse to not
block for me yet, biggest men just don't move.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So McKai has three nicknames due to his size, Big Ticket,
Highway seventy seven and Mount Beckton. Oh, he just goes
to show you sometimes bigger can be better day. And
that's exactly what this guy believes. He just won an
award at a local film festival for his big performance
(17:40):
in a new movie called Shell Deep. More than just
a Nike flings that sound means laser story. I was
crying the whole time. Laser stories has come to it.
End of the day, We'll do it again, same time
on Monday.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Well it's a new year old football story. Oh man,
Shes versus the Eagles once again in the Super Game
of Football Bowls.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
And I'm kind of sad because this year we don't
even have Mama Kelsey being like torn between her two sons.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You know, And that was fun.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I bet, I bet she still feels that deep in
her soul, not even in a football way, just like
which one do. I like Bette, And we've already seen
all these plot lines. He Swift in the box suites
Andy Reid up against his old team Eagles fans ready
to riot whether they win or they lose, that's gonna happen.
The one thing that's actually new this time, it's the
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crazy Super Bowl prop bets that you can gamble away
your child's college fun song, because they have some brand
new ones this time around that you've never been able
to bet on before, and they're actually pretty hilarious. We're
gonna talk about the funniest Super Bowl prop bets coming
up right after this. For three hundred and sixty four
(18:59):
days out of the year, we all jump to click
skip AD on our screens.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh first, yeah, is there a day that we don't
do that, jeff But.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
This Sunday, it's the day we do not hit skip AD.
We look forward to five straight hours of commercials for
the Super Bowl game. It's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning,
the one day of the year we happily sit through
all thirty seconds of talking cgi babies, Clydesdale's befriending sad
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puppies Yes, and Ben Affleck screaming at us to buy
more Dunkin don'ts Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
My god, I take my bathroom breaks during the football game.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But maybe the most exciting part is the gambling. Those crazy,
weird Super Bowl proce bets that come out every single year,
and there's some new ones that are around this time
that you've never been able to bet on before. Fun
until now. We're gonna talk about some of them. First
one happened because the Eagles head coach cried during the
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national anthem when they made the Super Bowl two years ago.
So now you're allowed to bet will a cameraman catch
a player or a coach crying during the national anthem?
Seven to one odds. Put one dollar down. You'll make
seven bucks back if you catch a cry baby on
TV Ye bet Yeah. Next one's kind of creepy. Will
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a player leave the game and not return due to concussion?
Simply do you really want to bet on?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
You're betting for it to happen. You're cheering on. Can
imagine that, like, oh my god, he just got tackle on?
He got up god? Never mind? Why is he wearing
a helmet?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You're just joining us. We're talking about the craziest prop
bets that you can wager on for this year's par
Cheesy and the Big Easy That's what I'm calling it
this year.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I can't believe they haven't changed the name.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Really should jump on that. Another first this year for
the prop bets, you can actually bet on the number
of beers sold at the stadium during the game.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Wait overall, yeah, give me the over no matter.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
What I want a starting point about.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
So the Superdome's capacity is over seventy six thousand seats,
so if every person had two beers, that would be
a little bit around one hundred and twenty k.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well that's every person, And I think at the Super
Bowl they just sell the entire game or do they
cut you off like they do a normal.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Game where you can't buy it in the fourth quarter?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Se These are things I would need to know.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Did you get cut off when you went to the
Super Bowl you were in a VIP area.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, we didn't drink that much.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, probably never made it in the game. However, they
do have this one. How many times will Taylor Swift
be shown live during the game?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's two hundred and fifty two thousand.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So the over underers at five and a half. Our
producer says four. He doesn't believe she's going to be
on screen very much. He's a good bad say more
for sure.
Speaker 12 (22:02):
More.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Does anybody want to go under? Because I'm willing to
throw down a hundred bucks right now, I.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Don't understand what that means go under? Like go under?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What under? Five and a half times? I'm putting one
hundred dollars right now of.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
The cash in your wallet.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Hundred dollars for lunch. Okay, two hundred dollars cash, Brook
if you take the under right now.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't think that's gonna happen, though.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Three hundred dollars cash, get my wallet out.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Do I have to pay you if I lose?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, six hundred dollars cash on the table right now,
to anybody who's willing to take the under against us?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Do I have to pay you if I lose?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You lost your chance? You lost your chance.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's a push back to the house.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This next one is real. It has to do with
the Chiefs coach Andy Reid. Ok And if you don't
know who he is, he's a little bit of a
bigger dude. He likes to eat and once the game
is over, there the truth. There is a prop if
the Chiefs win that he will be doused in barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Shot because Kansas City is known for barbecue.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I'm just throwing it out there. I don't even know
what the odds are on it, but that's something you
can actually bet on. That's all he talks about. The
question is do you feel lucky heading into the Big Game.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Apparently you do all that.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
What we're doing.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I feel lucky about the Taylor Swift stuff, but not
about this next thing, because like every single year, we
have to bet on the color of the gatorade dumped
on the winning coach, And to keep it fair, we're
drawing the colors out of a hat. Whatever color you get,
you do not walk that color dumped on the coach.
(23:44):
So I've got a tiny Super Bowl hat here. It's
about the size of the palm of my hand. In
the past, I've been doused twice. Alexis once Digital Jake once,
Jose's had it. Brook is the only person on this
show have never been or eight showered because she has
enough money to bribe the NFL in order to make
sure it doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Just calls him after the bets made and now I
have extra six hundred dollars because you're just said it
on the table and I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
They do have the odds for the most likely colors
for this year, but maybe a better measuring sick is
just taking a look at what's happened over the last
five Super Bowls. It went orange, blue, blue, purple, orange, Okay,
So whoever picks orange and blue not looking great for you,
all four of us are gonna draw it right now.
And this year, instead of having digital Jake or technical
(24:31):
director Ashton b r fifth, We're gonna have Jose's dad
take the final color because he is mentioned on the
show more than literally anybody, and he looks the best
in a wet T shirt.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Sounds so much fun just standing there and being like,
I would like to have bour to the gatherings.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Since I got doused last year. I'm gonna draw first
my dad. And the color that I got was purple. Okay, one,
not bad. I am purple, Jose, You're in next. I'm
a boy color getting for this year's Gatorade sturdy yellow
green okay.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Kind of double.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
They don't like to use that one because.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It looks gross.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
The color is broke get okay, I'm a pick red pink.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, what are you getting?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Orange?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
That's a bad one, and that means Jose's dad is
left with the color of blue. And remember, you do
not want to see your color used at the end
of the game, because if it matches, then you'll be
getting a Gatorade bath. And we'll post that video up
on the Brook and Jeffrey socials on our TikTok and Instagram.
Oh my dad, and tell him he just got to
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make sure to follow us at Brook and Jeffries. You
could follow along. You're all taps coming up right.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
One of the hardest things that we have to deal
with on this show is just getting people to answer
their phones when we call.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Seriously, a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Of people just don't do that anymore unless you're paid to,
which is why we call the guy today whose job
is to answer those one eight hundred how's my Driving
calls from trucks out on the road. Lately, he's been
getting a lot of bizarre and strange feedback, but he
has never had one like this where we actually recorded
(26:33):
fake driving noises and put them behind Brook here in
the studio.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Look at you, guys.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
Another for transport services this as well.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Hi? I saw this on the back of a truck.
It says how's my driving? And there's like a phone number.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have
a truck? I d number that you're calling about.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Okay, can you tell me take that down real quick?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
XB dash six. I'm actually following it right now.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Okay, you got it.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Did you have a complaint or a comment you would
like to log or ask me about?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Actually I have a compliment.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Okay, So he's driving, well then I.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Just think he is rather good looking.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Oh okay, Well this isn't like a way to like
connect you with the driver. It's more so weekend monster.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Really hear you right now. But I just have a
quick question because I'm a so mady. He's single.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
I don't know why you would assume that.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I drove next to him. I drove next to him,
and I did that horn pull thing you know, dud dude,
oh my, and there was no ring on that hand.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
So my question, well, that's interesting. I don't know why
you're telling me all.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
This because just wait, listen, I need his name.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Oh Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I mean, you you have a seamy radio. Can you
just like deliver a message from me?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Then?
Speaker 14 (28:26):
No, that would actually be a breach in our contract
with our drivers.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Rosebud over and out.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Right, she is sexy too.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (28:38):
I will need to end this call unless there's.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Anything that I need to address about their drive aids.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
No, what you know? What?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Can you just leave him a message from me? Hm,
it's really quick.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I just need you to tell him when he stopped
to get gas at exit thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I was just joking about putting an air tag on
his drug.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Bam.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Come on, No, okay, I wasn't joking.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
He did do that. Okay, it didn't come off.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
As flirty as I wanted it to. I don't know.
Maybe it sounded like threatening.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna take your name down.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Wait are you hitting on me?
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Quite the opposite, ma'am. I'm actually concerned about you and
the safety of our driver.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and
the Red Civic.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
No, one never tells her age.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around
and go home.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You can make a U turn on a freeway.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
No, no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on
a highway that that wouldn't be safe or legal.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
You like, I've never been arrested before.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Okay, that's fun.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Listen, If you're not gonna give me his information, can
you just tell him that my address is on my
brazier so he could just.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Send it back.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Okay, I absolutely will not do that, and I hope
your vizier is nowhere on or near our vehicle.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I signed my bron I put it in his passenger seat.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, what well, I tossed it in there because back
at the diner, he left the window open a crack.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I didn't introduced myself. I didn't want to look like
a stalker, ma'am.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
But that's exactly what you're doing by not following my
directions and not listening to me right now.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Oh. I also rode on the backside of the bra
I wrote down my favorite radio show, Broke It Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you
to hang up the phone and turn off to the
net and stop following.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You're the ones that do the brank phone calls, you know,
like this one that you're on right now.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
What can you do you can't hear me? Maybe maybe
can you hear me better?
Speaker 9 (30:49):
Now?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
This is actually.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Why is the driving stopped?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Because this is.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Actually broke from the radio show broke it Jeffrey in
the Morning, and I'm I'm in a.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Radio studio right now that that was just a sound effect.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Oh my god, what are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
No, your boss Elena wrote us and said it's your
one year anniversary at your job.
Speaker 9 (31:13):
Oh no, oh man, No, you've had people follow our
drivers before.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
She told me that. She said, you deal with a
lot of weirdos.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and
put it in the driver's seat.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh that was.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Actually my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So I do need that back if you could send
it to the radio station.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
No wait, did you wait?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
No?
Speaker 9 (31:35):
You kidding me?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Wake Up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Rarely on this show do we talk about international love.
That's true, and I don't mean my college semester abroad
in Queensland, Australia. Hello, lifeguards.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Okay, I don't hear any more about that story.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I don't think there really is much more to that story. Okay,
that's what it is. I mean, flying across the ocean
just to meet someone who you believe could be the one. Wow,
we have a listener who actually did that, took that flight,
and you're gonna find out what happened in your brand
new second date update, next second Date updated. In this segment,
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there's a lot of logic that goes into our thinking
about whether a pair should be together or not. We're
always asking like, is that fair? Does that make sense?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I think there's not enough heart in our decision making
because love isn't always rational. We need to start thinking
with that other body, the heart, the heart. Let's think
with that. And we've got a guy on the phone
who's got a whole lot of heart going on. His
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name is Randal.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Why do I feel like it's a euphemism every time
you say it? Jack is not?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's not if you think with your heart.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Books.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So Randall after to take you seriously, after just reading
your email, I hope whatever the universe gives you here today,
you accept with open arms.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Oh brother, I couldn't have said it better myself.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh good, I don't know. Some of us are more
emotional and heart driven in this room.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
But I don't know when you're being serious or not.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That's a very analytical, pessimistic way to look at me
as a person. He's doing it right now. Okay, just
accept me for who I am deep inside, and not
for what I say what I do. Randall, you're with
me here, so tell us about your situation. It sounds
like it's a little bit complicated.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Okay, it's gonna sound a little unusual. But for a
year I've been texting a woman in Vietnam and we've
had a very deep connection, and we've gotten to know
one another so well that I fell deep in love
with this woman.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Who good for you?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I mean, you guys just found each other on the
internet somehow.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
Yeah, we found each other on the internet and decided
to start texting, and it was like a whirldwind romance
for me.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Why did you say it was? Isn't it still?
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Well? I wanted to profess my love to her in person.
So we decided that I was going to fly out
and I was going to meet her.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh my god, were you so nervous, dude?
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Yes, I flew out. I was excited the whole trip.
I couldn't sleep I couldn't eat.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, what was it like when you land and you
finally get to see each other in person?
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Well, I landed, I went to where we were supposed
to meet and she didn't show up.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh man, I think that that is like the cruelest
thing that's going on right now.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Here's not even so many people.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Actually, dude, that's terrible. So we all hate Vietnamese fake girl. Now,
so where are you in your in your love life?
Speaker 13 (35:05):
Now?
Speaker 11 (35:07):
And you guys will be happy to learn that I
met another woman from the Philippine.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 11 (35:14):
We met online again? But I know this woman's real.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
How they could be real? But are they employed by
someone else?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Who are they?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (35:22):
They're all real.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Have face tied with her.
Speaker 11 (35:25):
We didn't face time, but we've been texting a lot.
And let me tell you. I know you're gonna think
I'm crazy, but my heart tells me it's real.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Okay, we're throwing logic out the window, all rational, we
are only listening to our hearts.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yes, yeah, now I understand, Jess intro.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Oh I'm real.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
So is that are we calling this girl in the
Philippines right now?
Speaker 9 (35:45):
No?
Speaker 11 (35:45):
No, here's what I need you guys to help me
with my friend. You know everything that happened with the
last girl. He said to me, why not just meet
a woman locally, face to face and just see how
it goes. Yeah, so I did. I actually got online
and I matched with a young lady and we met
up at a bar and her name is Georgina.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Okay, so you we're on a day with Georgina, but
you're in love with the woman from the Philippines.
Speaker 11 (36:10):
Yes, I'm just trying to see if maybe I am
supposed to meet someone vocally, just to see where love
may take me.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Well, and you're a lover, you're a true romantic and
with everyone you see.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Can we know more about Georgina at the bar?
Speaker 11 (36:25):
Yes, we just had a great conversation. She's been through
some hurt in her past too, so we bonded over
that and we just really had a deep conversation, nothing
too deep, just conversations about life and our goals and
what we would like to achieve.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
And it was nice.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Were usually people follow up nothing too deep with like
favorite movie?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, anyway, what's your dog's name? Whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right, So now.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
I got to be honest, though I felt like I
was cheating on my Philippines. So I'm a little torn,
and I had a good time. So I want to
put it in the universe's hands, in universe being you guys,
and I want to see if this person wants to
pursue this. I'm not going to the Philippines, but if
they don't, then I'm on the first plane out of here.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
If Georgina wants to pursue a relationship with you, then
you're gonna just totally leave the Filipino girl.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
But is she not texting you back? Or why do
you need us?
Speaker 13 (37:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:26):
So we just had the date last night, so I
don't even really know what to do.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well, we can jump in before things go wrong.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, yeah. Also, he's a guy that clearly operates through
grand romantic gestures. And what better way to do like
a big gesture to Georgina than to have a radio
show call engauge how she feels about him in a
cosmic sort of way.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
But we shouldn't push if she says no, because that's
the universe right there.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That like analytical, rational logical top.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
I trying to act like the universe, and I feel
like the universe just comes with.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
A flow jazz exactly, So stop overthinking it. Let's just
and see where her heart is at when we do
the second date update. Right after this second Date update,
we're in the middle of your second Date update, And
if you missed the first part, the universe was brought
up a lot. Yes, because our listener Randall has put
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his fate into our hands, saying we are the universe.
And I guess that makes brook Uranus.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
A giant gas plan and.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
The rest of us are stars. Because here's the situation.
Randall's been heartbroken before he flew to Vietnam to meet
a woman, ended up getting catfish there, then fell for
another lady from the Philippines who he has not met
her yet, not even FaceTime, but in his heart he
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feels that their connection is true.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
He's in love, he said, he's in love.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
With her absolutely and Randall on a scale one out
of ten, how serious are you about Philippines girl?
Speaker 11 (39:07):
I am so serious that if this doesn't work out today,
I am on the first plane to the Philippines with
a ring in my hands.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Can I recommend not the worst it's gonna be very
expensive flight, maybe, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You're gonna propose.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
You went on one date last night, Yeah, with Georgina.
Writer's the name Georgina.
Speaker 11 (39:34):
Her name is Georgia.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, good memory.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Georgina is going to decide whether or not you propose
to a woman in the Philippines.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
That's a lot of way think about it. This could
be a sign from the universe. So let's just see
what happened.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
And also don't tell Georgina maybe about the backup plan.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
I was about to say, he's really all or nothing
type of guy and very honest.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I think we just let the universe take control of
the conversation. We're not going to plan anything out. I'm
just going to start dialing the numbers.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, but don't you think we should zip it?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Uranus? We got a universal business to attend to you
a star.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
You're like the moon of Uranus. I know it.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
You wish Let's just make this black hole right now?
You want me to be anyway? Here we go. Hello, Hi,
we're looking to speak with Georgina.
Speaker 15 (40:32):
This is her.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
This is a morning radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey,
and we are very eager to speak with you today, Brooke,
take it away.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Why are you interested in speaking to me?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
We heard last night you wrote a really great date.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
I did go on on a date last night.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, would you say it was great?
Speaker 12 (40:56):
She took that word out.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Okay, why do you even want to know?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
How did you even get my number? We actually got
it from that guy Randall. And in this segment that
we're doing, we're just trying to gauge and see how
things go. Yeah, okay, so we're just trying to pry
a little bit and ask you. You know, how was
your date? How was the hangout?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Just a short review, I mean it was a good date.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
We had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
Randall was super thoughtful and nice.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
This all fits his character.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, so you were feeling really good.
Speaker 15 (41:33):
I was until the very end, because it was a
little bit weird, to.
Speaker 9 (41:38):
Say the least.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We don't know what happened at the end. He didn't
mention that was there like a kiss.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
No, it was not a kiss.
Speaker 15 (41:46):
So basically he told me, I just want you to
know this date meant a lot to me.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Okay, that's good. That must make you feel great.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
It did.
Speaker 15 (41:57):
It did until the second part in which he said,
I don't know if I'm going to propose to someone
else yet, but it's been very nice to meet you.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Okay, oh my god, I bet your heart just sunk, like.
Speaker 15 (42:19):
Well, yeah, I was more confused than anything.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
You can wish it luck.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Do you think there's any chance maybe it was just
a line, like a little hard to get line to
play towards you, to make himself seem a little bit
more desirable.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
To get married, and second guesses, sounds like a.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Good joke, Like how wild would it be if he
really was engaged, Like obviously he's kidding.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Yeah, if it was a joke, it didn't work. It
did not land. He should workshop that with someone else.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Up until that very last sentence, you were planning on
seeing him again.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
It definitely seemed like it was going in that direction.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay, answer, Okay, so that's our answer. Can we ignore
the last sentence? Can we just forget that happened?
Speaker 15 (43:01):
I think that would be textbook ignoring a red flag.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Well maybe we could. We could replace it with some
new sentences that he wants to say to you right now,
because he is listening to this phone call.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Well, I need to talk to her.
Speaker 13 (43:15):
I need.
Speaker 11 (43:16):
I need to say something. Wada, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, sorry, he's on the phone. That's how this segment works.
We have been waiting, Georgiana.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
I'm sorry. You were wonderful. I had a great time,
but I got to tell you the whole story. A
year ago, I fell in love with a person in Vietnam.
They catfished me. I was heartbroken. I didn't know what
to do. Then I found another person, and this woman's
from the Philippines. I feel like she might be the one.
I haven't met her yet. I haven't facetimed her. All.
Speaker 9 (43:42):
You have to wait.
Speaker 15 (43:45):
You haven't met her?
Speaker 11 (43:47):
No, no, no, I haven't met her yet.
Speaker 16 (43:50):
I'm just trying to face timed her, have you No, No,
we just heard her voice.
Speaker 15 (43:56):
Do you know what she sounds like?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
No, I'm not sure where she's going this? Where are
you going with this?
Speaker 16 (44:01):
You you just admitted to getting catfished for the Vietnamese person,
and now you're putting yourself in the same scenario potentially
with this woman from the Philippines, Like you do you
not see the pattern here?
Speaker 11 (44:16):
But yes, I see what everyone else sees.
Speaker 15 (44:18):
But sent this woman money.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh we didn't know that.
Speaker 11 (44:22):
I mean, not a lot, a little, Randall.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Probably just for like a new phone so that they
could text more.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh, Randall, I.
Speaker 11 (44:34):
Try to be a good person.
Speaker 15 (44:35):
Of course she needs help. She's an invisible woman on
the internet who you don't know, a man Brook.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Why didn't you ever step in and tell Randall any
of this stuff earlier?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Jeffrey Randall.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
He is a hopeful, truly a heartfelt guy and he's
just getting taken advantage of. And that is like so sad.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I don't see it as a sad thing at all.
I see Randall as.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
You give me money to a woman in the philip
probably doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
You can money to random people you've never met you before,
and you call it charity and also a euro good
person like I'm sorry. He's just he's got a big heart.
He has a lot of hope and optimism, and he's
willing to do whatever it takes to make love happen
in his life. And he's willing to put himself out there,
even put himself on the radio like this.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
Can I go with the girl in the Philippines or
should I continue to pursue Georgina?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Georgina, are you kidding me?
Speaker 15 (45:27):
I can hear you.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
You need to say something romantic, did Georgina tell her
why you tried this, why you.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Finally went out on the limb and us his friend
made him?
Speaker 11 (45:38):
So don't shit, Georgina, in all honesty, before our date,
I was wholeheartedly in love with the young lady from
the Philippines. But after meeting you, there's just something about you.
I thought we had a connection. I didn't know if
that was a universe telling me that I was making
the wrong decision with the other girl.
Speaker 15 (45:55):
I appreciate your candor, but I will just tell you
the difference between me and this other woman. I am
real and the other person is a fantasy. So that's
that's why you are so swept up, because that's what
these scammers do.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
Yeah, you mean like there's a small percent, like one
percent she's not real.
Speaker 15 (46:16):
Definitely ninety nine hundred, one hundred and nine about she's
not real.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
And you know, I don't know where things are going
to stand between us, but for now we should at
least I will be your friend and help you navigate
this situation if that's what you need.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Refer Wow, I, Georgina, that is amazing, Randall you hear
that she is willing to fight for you.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
We could take it that way.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I love it, jeff Sure.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
So she sure, she is willing to do whatever it takes.
It sounds like to help you be your sirpa through
your romantic life.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Ridda.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
This is a real one. Georgina is a real one.
Please don't pass up this chance.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
No woman has ever fought from me before.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Let's get the boxing gloves on and get this going, because, Georgina,
we want to send you and Randall out on another
day and we'll pay for it if you say yes.
Speaker 15 (47:11):
Well, I am willing to do that.
Speaker 11 (47:13):
Thank you, Thank you, Georgina. You are such a caring
time person. I can't wait for us to hang out again.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh I look forward to it. Okay, And how much
money do you want him to send you, Georgina before
this date happens.
Speaker 15 (47:27):
You could just pay me in person. We're fine.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Oh God, the universe did it. Congratulations you two you're
going out an other day.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Seriously, Thank God for Georgia. Save this guy.
Speaker 9 (47:42):
I gotta save this guy.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, that's brookod Jeffrey in the morning. Brooking Jeffrey in
the morning. Hey, look at that. We actually got a
yes today.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Dude, I have ever been more thankful for one of
our listeners.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, I'm The thing is, it wasn't necessarily a romantic yes,
but the opportunity for romance is there.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I mean, by him.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I'm sure he's gonna fall in love with her, There's
no question on that. But I mean the whole thing
is hopefully she saves.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Him from getting scammed out of tons of money.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
I just think you're right.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
He needs to not talk to another woman ever.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, because he falls in love with everyone. Yeah who
said that? Because it does feel like everybody Randall meets
or talks to he immediately falls for. So just Brook,
make sure to check your DMS tomorrow because there's probably
a message in there that says the way you handled
that second date was just magnanimous. Perhaps the universe willed
this call into existence just so I could hear your
(48:34):
beautiful nasally voice and find my true compass.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Hey yeah, Naisley, thank you, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But those are Randy Randall.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
If you're listening, please dm Alexis instead.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yes, you can hear all of our lovely lessons for
hours on end if you listen to our Second Date
Update podcast Wherever you get yours. Just search Brook and Jeffrey, Brook.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Have you ever wondered what Disney care there you are?
Because I just ran all of our profiles. Do one
of those quizzes?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Oh cool?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
It turned out all of our Disney doppel gangers. Alexis
got Cinderella, soft spoken blonde who loses her shoes getting
into ubers at midnight. So meanwhile, Brook with her giant
glasses and knack for crying, got sadness from inside out.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
It was actually better. I thought you were gonna tell
me I was the Grandpa from up.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Afraid.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Either one you Grandpa Jose was clocked a tigger with
his unmedicated off the walls energy. And as for me,
I got Ariel the Little Mermaid. I assume because of
my beautiful, intoxicating voice, and not because crabs follow me
everywhere I go. I just guessing. But get ready to
(49:53):
be serenaded by a real Disney princess as Brooks sobs
in the background for no reason. What's however, during my
brand new song of the Week, It's coming up right
after this, it is time for my song of the Week,
and of course the big game is coming up this weekend,
(50:15):
Philadelphia Eagles versus the Kansas City Chiefs. So much drama,
there's so much excitement. You don't know who's gonna take
home the trophy. At least that's what they want you
to believe, because you know, there's a team in the
(50:37):
championship that's going for a three peat, here with one
of its star players dating the biggest pop entertainer in
the world right now, possibly getting engaged to her right
after the game ends.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I could definitely see the NFL paying Travis Kelcey to
make it happen.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
It would be such good television.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh you think that's all just a fun coincidence. If
you believe that, then I guess you believe that management
just loves brook and that's why they've kept her around
for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
But you're right, they don't love me.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I'm just saying, it's pretty convenient that everything is just
happening like this, and I'm not the only one who's noticed.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Couldn't it just be that he's like a super successful
athlete who just happened to catch the eye of a
super successful musician if.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
You think like a sheep shirt. Totally, But fans pundits
even former NFL players are now coming out saying this
is either too perfect or the NFL is meddling somehow. Yes,
because there's just no way that everything keeps magically falling
(51:49):
into place for them like this.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Already won two, then they probably have a good chance
of winning the third.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
It's never just in decades of football, never happens. But
I knew that before the Super Bowl. I had to
write a song from the one perspective we haven't heard
yet the NFL admitting, yes, we are doing this on
purpose from the point of view of a football executive,
(52:18):
and instead of doing Aerosmith's I don't want to miss
a thing. It's young Jeffries. We're gonna have to rig
the game. You know that they're thinking it.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
We're gonna get the commissioner calling us, telling us to
take it off of YouTube.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
That'd be awfully suspicious, wouldn't it be broken?
Speaker 9 (52:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I'm gonna point when I'm ready, Here we go points.
I've been rigging games for the Chiefs.
Speaker 17 (53:00):
All seeszam football fairy tale.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'm weaving.
Speaker 10 (53:07):
I'm Lord farquadding to Veenan. But this Sunday night, the game's.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Bigger than ever.
Speaker 10 (53:18):
Got the ref sand Chieftain's working to get us.
Speaker 17 (53:26):
From up in our exac cut I booth pulling all
of the left.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
I'm telling the camera guysh that.
Speaker 17 (53:40):
If an Eagle's running free, you gotta trip that player
and make it look like an.
Speaker 13 (53:46):
Accidental and then the Eagles locker run.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
We dip their cleats in super glues all day kicking
place and they can't run as quickly left. Hey, Tom,
is it just me or does the entire Eagles offense
look like they stepped in maple syrup tonight? If by
quarter two caseyes, not sixty.
Speaker 10 (54:14):
You do some clever referee in more flags than you
and me, Chad.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
And down on the sidelines.
Speaker 10 (54:24):
The chain gang will miss Manah.
Speaker 17 (54:29):
So every Eagles play will be a fourth down at forever.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
It never gets them to because if they don't win
the prizes, then Travis won't drop till one.
Speaker 8 (54:45):
Me and say, will you take be the new missus
Kelsey bad consuning everyding row.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
The Swifties Hearts are beating boom.
Speaker 8 (54:58):
They want that happy ye, but not in Justin Tucker
where you go on a Miss Taylor side and she's
surrounded by the press and what's that.
Speaker 13 (55:12):
Coming in to you.
Speaker 17 (55:14):
It's hairy Jason Kelsey's chairs.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Then Travis rips his helm and off and shows.
Speaker 8 (55:23):
Her there's a ring side.
Speaker 17 (55:27):
He's gotta play space said, he's asking.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Hey, will you be five?
Speaker 11 (55:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (55:37):
Yeah. If Philly's on a store and tried, we'll cut
off electricity to the shady yem So the Todd shout
of go away.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
There's nothing legal fas can do.
Speaker 17 (55:57):
It doesn't matter when or lose me because either way.
Speaker 13 (56:01):
Philly riots after the game, and if they touched my home,
he's die. Get more than a penalty. You'll get lad
again for assaulting the first segrade.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Solana plays up bide so you know we partner with
that duel bed.
Speaker 17 (56:23):
On Kansas City and you're superbo money said a pot.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
It's a back or high.
Speaker 13 (56:32):
The first down of the.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Three D.
Speaker 8 (56:36):
Yeah, and now we're gonna have to rank this game.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
Why oh why, Super.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
I didn't realize they choose such primitive weights to bring
the games well, like super Glue and Maple Sarah.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Whatever they gotta do.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
What the lights off?
Speaker 2 (56:57):
It's happened before they did it.
Speaker 11 (56:59):
They did.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
They cut the lights in the middle of the game.
So I'm just saying the evidence is there. Yes, we
all know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
And I'm checking out Travis Kelsey's helmet to see how
tall it's sitting.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Inside a huge ring text in seven eight nine two.
Tell us what you thought about the song of the week,
and if you agree, the NFL is rigged. So we're
gonna post all the videos up on the socials before
the NFL takes them down. Go check them out. We're
gonna do your phone tap.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Right after this, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Brooke is in brutal territory right now, as she has
lost two times in a row, lost most recently to
somebody who was oh and fifteen against you, NATASHAIU. I mean,
are we ever gonna be able to do a loser
week again on this segment? Because everybody is beating you now, Brooke,
(58:01):
everybody except for Shakar, Today's player against you all time.
The uber driver Sakr, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (58:11):
You, Chakr.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
You've screw up a couple times, and then jeff just
piles on, Yeah, Chakar, what happened the last time we played?
Speaker 9 (58:20):
I had gotten a but that was not gone. But
that's gone.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Now, Okay, what are you driving now?
Speaker 9 (58:27):
A good reliable.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I'm just saying whatever you're driving, Schakr, You've got a
really good shot at beating Brook because she is on
her worst streak of her entire life.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Pump myself up out.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
You showed up at the perfect time.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
Every week is loser week.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
If she keeps losing.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
Exactly the chakr, this might be winners week for you.
But you know how the game works. Thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past, you have to beat her outright?
If you want to win? Are you ready? Yeah, let's
do it. Your time arts now. The taco bell Chihuaba
was born on this day in nineteen ninety four Ture
or False. That same dog also appeared in a Legally
(59:07):
Blonde film True which video game company created the character
Princess Zelda. What do you call animals that can live
part of their life on land and part of it
in water? Leather Face is a character from what horror movie.
Speaker 5 (59:25):
Friday?
Speaker 2 (59:26):
The flag of Ireland is white green and what other color?
Speaker 9 (59:30):
Orange?
Speaker 2 (59:32):
All right, Schakar, good work there. We're gonna bring Brook
back into the studio, and it's interesting, Chakart says, on
Valentine's Day, you're gonna be working that day driving your uber.
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (59:47):
You're gonna put up a curtain for a little privacy.
Speaker 5 (59:49):
In the back.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Oh, sell the videos later there you go.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
Now, let's say, Shakar, but you're driving around with your
Uber and you pick up a sexy hunk of a
woman with an eye patch named Marge, and Marge is
taken a liking to you. Oh Marla, Yeah, sorry, her
name is Marla. Yeah, there's there was like stains over
her said, Let's see how that conversation between you and
(01:00:21):
Marla would go?
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
What do you say about to Marla?
Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Okay, he's very professional.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I don't know if he's allowed to get into the
trunk with you. I'm not sure if that's legal. Marla
doesn't care about you being married. That's that doesn't matter
one bit to her. Sakar, I care. You're too good
of a man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I was too sexy for you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Way to resist temptation, Shakar, you get five star review
already before we even come the trip. Brook, it's your turn?
Are you ready? Are we getting Marla's version? Are we getting?
Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
Brook?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I really hope for Brook. Your time starts now. The
Taco Bell Chihuahua was born on this day in nineteen
ninety four. True or false That same dog also appeared
in a legally Blonde film.
Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
True.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Which video game company created the character Princess Zelda?
Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Nintendo?
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
What do you call animals that can live part of
their life on land and part of it in water?
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Amphibious?
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Leatherface is a character from what horror movie?
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Oo Texas chainsupmasker?
Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
The flag of Ireland is white green and what other color?
Speaker 10 (01:01:36):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Blue? What is the name of SpongeBob's pet snail?
Speaker 14 (01:01:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Snailey?
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I remember, Yeah, we'll see if that's right. When we
go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
There's a hidden rally ranch part of my mouth. You
got three today.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
That's good, Hi and Brook, you got fall. I'm sorry,
Shakr your all time record goes to oh and ten
against Brook. Now let's go over the answers for everybody
to talk about. Chihuala was born on this day in
nineteen ninety four. It also is true that the dog
(01:02:15):
appeared in a legally blonde film in Legally Blonde two Red,
White and Blonde as the mother of ELL's dog Bruises
deep cut with that question. In the video game company
who created Princess Zelda would be Nintendo. Animals that live
part of their life on land and part and water
are amphibians. Leather Face is a character from the Texas
(01:02:35):
Chainsaw Massacre. The flag of Ireland is white, green, and orange,
and SpongeBob's pet snail, his name is Gary, is really
good at geary, so sheakar. I'm sorry it was not
quite enough to beat brook but just we're playing. We
are going to give you a ten dollars Starbucks gift card.
Speaker 13 (01:02:56):
My man.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, we can't wait to talk to you. Against say
we're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
the podcast. And Alexis, how many five hour energy bottles
did you count in the trash can? I think it
was eleven? Oh guys, fifty energy?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's his fuel for his parody song.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
There it goes, let's start it now.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't know if this is good news or bad
news for the ladies out there. It's broken Jeffrey in
the morning, but the numbers are in and on average,
men for the first time ever, are planning to spend
more money on the Big Game this Sunday than on
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I mean, if it's.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Going to food's right, food for everybody and you're sharing, yeah, right,
Or if it's just betting, you're just placing your beds,
that's an issue.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
How are the guys spending the money?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just how breaks down? Guys are spending fifty nine percent
more on Super Bowl food and beverages then on their
Valentine dinner and cocktails.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's probably because they're making doubled eggs and that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yes, and then you have to add in party supplies
and decorations. Wait, wait for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, hold a guy decorating for super Bilf.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, you gotta slap like a picture of a football
up on the wall, and the TV and the sound
system upgrades, team apparel and merchandise, not to mention astro
turf betting for that natural football feel.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, my best friend's husband has an Eagle super Bowl
ring instead of a wedding band. Yeah, and he definitely
wore his Eagles jersey at the reception.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh good, she knows where she stands. But after all
of that, by the next weekend, guys can say, sorry, honey,
I'm a little short on cash, couldn't afford to get
you any flowers. But hey, if you want to get
in the mood, we can watch Super Bowl cutaways of
Taylor Swift that I recorded.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Wait, it's actually Patrick Mahomes' fault if I would have
won that parlay beautiful dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Next two weekends are gonna be big, one bigger than
the other. So set your expectations accordingly, Just like how
my expectations are sky high for the shock collar question
of the day, Immediately lower them, don't let me down, Jake,
Come on now.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
I'll do my best. You guys, right now, Americans can't
really agree on much on politics? What toppings belong on pizza?
Is Tupac still secretly alive managing one of Brooks for
profit orphanages in Taiwan?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I just do know he's very happy the same birthday and.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The orphanage thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Maybe the one thing we all can actually agree on
and come together on is the super Bowl. It's a
perfect day of NonStop caso, dip, bouncing cheerleaders and ads
featuring talking animals drinking light beershy. Honestly, most people don't
even care about the actual outcome of the game. Why today,
(03:05):
We're gonna do a special multiple choice super Bowl Trivia
edition of plenty of twenty. That's fun, Yeah, where every
question has almost nothing to do with the actual football
part of the super.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bowl, not why anyone's watching.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
We'll start with the woman whose super Bowl includes couscous,
mac and cheese and an array of vegetables she self
scanned the supermarket is not organic, even though they actually are.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's Alexis suit I just had some.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Prest I know you steal it.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
I need to number from Jones for sure a lexus,
What is the average cost of a thirty second commercial
during Super Bowl fifty nine? Is it seven million dollars,
nine million dollars or eleven million dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
We started at seven.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Two?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I do know it made it broke a record. This year.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
All of Brook's NFL executive friends are all talking about
how much money.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well I got us a Brook and Jeffrey thirty second
ad in the Super Bowl. Yeah, it'll be on right
before Kendrick Lamar takes a stake.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, Brook spent eleven million on us.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
James Alexis says the average cost of a Super Bowl
commercial this year is eleven million dollars.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Seven is the average?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
This wow thirty second You're welcome guys.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Seven million?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, you use a video where Alexis isn't going to
be too happy with how.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
She looks.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Most videos.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Okay, bo Yeah, number seven for my seven million Brook.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Google put out a list of the most searched Super
Bowl cocktails. And you're a drinker, so what was the
number one cocktail searched? Was it a Manhattan, a dirty
Shirley Temple, or a sidecar?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
What do you drink during this Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't really drink cocktails during the Super Bowl, Like
I'll have a glass of wine or I was going
to have one.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'd have a marg like a.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Drink.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, dirty Shirley is so popular right now, I think
that's what it is, Brooks.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Said, dirty Shirley.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
That is.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Correct. I was looking for the Manhattan also has a
marich and bitters as well. We're over two, much like
the Buffalo Bills in the nineties. I'm sorry, actually they
went on four.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
They did actually say it's your turning in number twelve, Jose.
The Kansas City Chiefs have appeared in seven total Super
Bowls with four victories. The Eagles have appeared in five
Super Bowls. How many have they won?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
One?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Two or three?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
The Eagles?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Wasn't Mark Wahlberg in an Eagles football movie where he
like walked onto the team and then he won the
Super Bowl of them single handed. I'm just saying, like,
this could be one of the Super Bowls that the
Eagles won.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
In my life.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Remember no, it was called Invincible in Vinced Papoli. At
the end of the movie he blocks one punt. I
don't think they.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Will really that's all he does.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
The next year in my lifetime, I've seen one. I
know they won others.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I'm gonna go to Jose said too, that is incorrect.
They won only one.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's why my friend has that as his wedding band.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's a lot mark.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
His wife just blocked one. Punt, Jeffrey, were down to you.
You get this one wrong. I get to choose who
gets shocked.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Number from you, number twenty, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
According to research, a quarter of all Americans are betting
on the Big Game. Men are a lot more likely
to bet than women. But what about generationally who bets
the most? Is it gen Z, gen X, millennials or boomers?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Wow, I like order just to throw you off?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, oh god, don't you think it's got to be
people with more like disposable income, those people who don't
have money that best.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, I think like boomers want to save their money
even when they have tons of it. They're very much savers.
Millennials a little bit scared.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm going to generation that doesn't give a flying Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That doesn't know they don't even know who they are,
so they're going with the most gambling money generation X,
Jeffery said Gen X gamble is the most that is.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Correct. According to this survey, Boomers or the generation that
gamble the most. Nine that responded to this survey said
they'll gamble On the other side of the spectrum. Forty
eight percent of Gen Z said they won't bet any money.
They'll invest in more plants.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
They are plants really.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
That means I the Patrick Mahomes of the Showers get
shot today. I'm gonna go with Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, so I get to get shocked while singing I've
been waiting all day for Sunday Night by Carrie Underworld.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Dude, you should sing this anyway every week, Oh rad.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Wood and not it's finally he saday Not Football's kicking
into Hoggy O stars have a ride, Come on, get
up and cheers.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right hey, Jack gets a fact. This show's back in time.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That was a lot of singing.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's your shot, Colic. Question of the day, got your
phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I know
there's a lot of talk about the big game this
weekend and Valentine's Day, coming up. But you know what,
the city of Miami wants to tell you what, Please
don't have spring Breakers come visits.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Really that's meant for spring breaks.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Don't want them anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm so ready for him, and so are city officials.
They've they've done this before by putting up discover signs,
having press releases and news reports because basically, all these wild,
irresponsible young adults come in every year and tear up
the whole city. They're puking on everything, giving each other diseases.
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It is not good. And especially Miami Beach has been like, okay, enough,
just stop. And that's worked a little bit. There's been
less crowds, but people are still flocking in, which is
why this year they've decided to try a new strategy. Okay,
they released a video that looks like a trailer for
a spring break reality show where everybody has an absolutely
(09:38):
terrible time.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Play the video I want to see.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We have some of the audio here.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
It is.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You got thishouse, Miami Beach.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Once you talked to Miami Beach, things went downhill fast.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You're drinking in public? Death not allout this speaker. Deaths
not allowed.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
After fool after rule?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
What do you want me to do? I don't want
you didn't know the rule?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So annoying guys saying expect turkeys, protess curfews.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
All spring breaks?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So sick of crying?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't know how do think? Audio from Alexis apartment?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Why do I actually want to watch that reality show?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They still meant to happen on the balcony, right, so
it's pretty funny. Will it deter spring Breakers from heading
south to part in Miami?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What do you think we'll keep? The updated Laser Stories
coming up next, it's the radio segment that's bringing you
the musical collab you Never knew you wanted Ya featuring Nickelback. Wow,
you can say where are the road?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It actually works for me. Canada is gonna go crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
To Oh yeah, get your limited time CD now with
Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser and those other krogerphobes just know. This
first laser story is out of New York. This doesn't
happen often, but a District County judge was actually called
(11:23):
to be on jury duty. I didn't know that even happened.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, you would think they've done their community.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They don't have to do that. So he showed up
and his name is Richard T. Snyder. In transcripts, he
told the courts he is currently a judge, but he
could not be impartial, saying, quote, his whole job to
be Yeah, he said, I know everybody that comes in
front of me is guilty. What they would not be
here if they were innocent.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Duty.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
The other judges are like, dude, you're not supposed to
say the quiet part out loud.
Speaker 13 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, naturally he got to missed from the case, but
the judge who heard it reported him to state officials
a good and when a judicial commission interviewed him, Richard
doubled down, saying his interpretation of innocent until proven guilty
is that guilty people get brought to court to make
it official and get sentenced.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
That's the backwards that's awful shot justice at all.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So in the end, he did successfully get out of
his jury duty, and he also successfully got himself out
of a job because after his comments, he was forced
to resign and agree to never serve as a judge again.
A state official said, hopefully he didn't come up with
that argument just to get out of jury duty, because
it lost him a whole lot more than that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh man, it's gonna be an NFL rap.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Next.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Can I take that jury duty job as it pays
a little bit?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, Next laser story is out of our favorite place
for laser stories, Florida. The other day, the Forest Service
noticed smoke coming from an area of trees and a
slow summering fire in grasses and nearby brush. The blaze
seemed to keep getting bigger, larger than a normal campfire,
so they set out fire crews to extinguish it, which
(13:12):
they did, and that's when they found a man wandering
around nearby named Justin Sorki, who immediately admitted to setting
the fires. Hey, nobody get tampany.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I was an easy investigation.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, he said, It's okay. As a sovereign citizen, I'm
allowed to do controlled burns in this area. I'm my
own president, so I say what goes. According to the FBI,
sovereign citizens are anti government extremists who believe that even
though they physically reside in this country, they are separate
(13:45):
from the United States, so they don't have to follow
the rules.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, but they still use emergency services.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And not surprisingly, his response didn't fly. As he was cuffed,
Justin told officers he couldn't be taken to jail at
the moment because he still needed to do half a
dozen more controlled burns.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Does he have his own army maybe that could help
him get out of.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
He's been indicted for committing felony arson on federal property
and a court date has not been set yet. Oh man, Wow,
This next lazer story is out of the Czech Republics.
Government officials had been working for seven years on installing
a new dam to help restore water to a large
nature park in the area. But just like our country,
(14:30):
there was a hold up permits construction contracts and the
government had to come up with one point two million
dollars for the project. So it took a while, but
they were finally ready and the government sent out a
few surveyors right before construction was ready to begin, and
they were shocked to find that the dam had already
been built.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Wait did someone not talk to someone else?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It was all thanks to the area's local beavers. Shockingly,
the rodents had built a dam in the exact same
location planned by the government to help each other too,
and the head of the Nature Reserve administration could not
believe their luck. The beavers had just saved them one
point two million dollars in construction and it was much
(15:18):
less of an eyesore than what officials had been planned.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
This is a.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Natural day, right, that is crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Let's vote for beavers from now, yeah, believer.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Give a little construction happens. He added that the rodents
built the dams without any project documentation and for free,
and no word on how they can hire them for
their next development. The rumor is they might unionize. First,
let's be care someone's like, okay, so where are the
hydraulic pumps located? His next laser story is out of
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Big Game headquarters. Philadelphia Eagles have one thousand, six and
ninety reasons to feel confident going into this Sunday Super
Bowl game. That is the exact number for how much
their offensive line weighs. Of their rosters so huge, the
men are setting a new record for the largest lineup
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of men the game has ever seen.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
The five starters boast an average of six foot six
in height and a weigh of three hundred and thirty
eight pounds, and if you put them all on the
scale together, they weigh sixteen hundred and ninety lbs. Oh
my god, imagine going to dinner with those guys. Do
not offer to pick up the bill.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, that is a good point.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
That is a very good point.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I love when we learned stuff like this is then
I can drop it at any Super Bowl party.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm like, look out, knowledgeable.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, like the cool check who everyone weighs.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That that's over an inch taller, more than twenty five
pounds heavier than Kansas City's offensive line, also eight pounds
heavier than any other offensive line in Super Bowl history.
Right guard mackay and alone, it sits a six foot
seven He weighs three hundred and sixty three pounds, and
that's only after he slimmed down this summer, previously on
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the scales at four hundred.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Dude, J probably.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Yells at him, like, y'all have no excuse to not
block for me yet, biggest men just don't move.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So McKai has three nicknames due to his size, Big Ticket,
Highway seventy seven and Mount Beckton. Oh, he just goes
to show you sometimes bigger can be better day. And
that's exactly what this guy believes. He just won an
award at a local film festival for his big performance
(17:40):
in a new movie called Shell Deep. More than just
a Nike flings that sound means laser story. I was
crying the whole time. Laser stories has come to it.
End of the day, We'll do it again, same time
on Monday.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Well it's a new year old football story. Oh man,
Shes versus the Eagles once again in the Super Game
of Football Bowls.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
And I'm kind of sad because this year we don't
even have Mama Kelsey being like torn between her two sons.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You know, And that was fun.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I bet, I bet she still feels that deep in
her soul, not even in a football way, just like
which one do. I like Bette, And we've already seen
all these plot lines. He Swift in the box suites
Andy Reid up against his old team Eagles fans ready
to riot whether they win or they lose, that's gonna happen.
The one thing that's actually new this time, it's the
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crazy Super Bowl prop bets that you can gamble away
your child's college fun song, because they have some brand
new ones this time around that you've never been able
to bet on before, and they're actually pretty hilarious. We're
gonna talk about the funniest Super Bowl prop bets coming
up right after this. For three hundred and sixty four
(18:59):
days out of the year, we all jump to click
skip AD on our screens.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh first, yeah, is there a day that we don't
do that, jeff But.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
This Sunday, it's the day we do not hit skip AD.
We look forward to five straight hours of commercials for
the Super Bowl game. It's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning,
the one day of the year we happily sit through
all thirty seconds of talking cgi babies, Clydesdale's befriending sad
(19:33):
puppies Yes, and Ben Affleck screaming at us to buy
more Dunkin don'ts Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
My god, I take my bathroom breaks during the football game.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But maybe the most exciting part is the gambling. Those crazy,
weird Super Bowl proce bets that come out every single year,
and there's some new ones that are around this time
that you've never been able to bet on before. Fun
until now. We're gonna talk about some of them. First
one happened because the Eagles head coach cried during the
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national anthem when they made the Super Bowl two years ago.
So now you're allowed to bet will a cameraman catch
a player or a coach crying during the national anthem?
Seven to one odds. Put one dollar down. You'll make
seven bucks back if you catch a cry baby on
TV Ye bet Yeah. Next one's kind of creepy. Will
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a player leave the game and not return due to concussion?
Simply do you really want to bet on?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
You're betting for it to happen. You're cheering on. Can
imagine that, like, oh my god, he just got tackle on?
He got up god? Never mind? Why is he wearing
a helmet?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You're just joining us. We're talking about the craziest prop
bets that you can wager on for this year's par
Cheesy and the Big Easy That's what I'm calling it
this year.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I can't believe they haven't changed the name.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Really should jump on that. Another first this year for
the prop bets, you can actually bet on the number
of beers sold at the stadium during the game.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Wait overall, yeah, give me the over no matter.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
What I want a starting point about.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
So the Superdome's capacity is over seventy six thousand seats,
so if every person had two beers, that would be
a little bit around one hundred and twenty k.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well that's every person, And I think at the Super
Bowl they just sell the entire game or do they
cut you off like they do a normal.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Game where you can't buy it in the fourth quarter?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Se These are things I would need to know.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Did you get cut off when you went to the
Super Bowl you were in a VIP area.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, we didn't drink that much.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, probably never made it in the game. However, they
do have this one. How many times will Taylor Swift
be shown live during the game?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's two hundred and fifty two thousand.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So the over underers at five and a half. Our
producer says four. He doesn't believe she's going to be
on screen very much. He's a good bad say more
for sure.
Speaker 12 (22:02):
More.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Does anybody want to go under? Because I'm willing to
throw down a hundred bucks right now, I.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Don't understand what that means go under? Like go under?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What under? Five and a half times? I'm putting one
hundred dollars right now of.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
The cash in your wallet.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Hundred dollars for lunch. Okay, two hundred dollars cash, Brook
if you take the under right now.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't think that's gonna happen, though.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Three hundred dollars cash, get my wallet out.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Do I have to pay you if I lose?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, six hundred dollars cash on the table right now,
to anybody who's willing to take the under against us?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Do I have to pay you if I lose?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You lost your chance? You lost your chance.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's a push back to the house.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This next one is real. It has to do with
the Chiefs coach Andy Reid. Ok And if you don't
know who he is, he's a little bit of a
bigger dude. He likes to eat and once the game
is over, there the truth. There is a prop if
the Chiefs win that he will be doused in barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Shot because Kansas City is known for barbecue.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I'm just throwing it out there. I don't even know
what the odds are on it, but that's something you
can actually bet on. That's all he talks about. The
question is do you feel lucky heading into the Big Game.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Apparently you do all that.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
What we're doing.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I feel lucky about the Taylor Swift stuff, but not
about this next thing, because like every single year, we
have to bet on the color of the gatorade dumped
on the winning coach, And to keep it fair, we're
drawing the colors out of a hat. Whatever color you get,
you do not walk that color dumped on the coach.
(23:44):
So I've got a tiny Super Bowl hat here. It's
about the size of the palm of my hand. In
the past, I've been doused twice. Alexis once Digital Jake once,
Jose's had it. Brook is the only person on this
show have never been or eight showered because she has
enough money to bribe the NFL in order to make
sure it doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Just calls him after the bets made and now I
have extra six hundred dollars because you're just said it
on the table and I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
They do have the odds for the most likely colors
for this year, but maybe a better measuring sick is
just taking a look at what's happened over the last
five Super Bowls. It went orange, blue, blue, purple, orange, Okay,
So whoever picks orange and blue not looking great for you,
all four of us are gonna draw it right now.
And this year, instead of having digital Jake or technical
(24:31):
director Ashton b r fifth, We're gonna have Jose's dad
take the final color because he is mentioned on the
show more than literally anybody, and he looks the best
in a wet T shirt.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Sounds so much fun just standing there and being like,
I would like to have bour to the gatherings.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Since I got doused last year. I'm gonna draw first
my dad. And the color that I got was purple. Okay, one,
not bad. I am purple, Jose, You're in next. I'm
a boy color getting for this year's Gatorade sturdy yellow
green okay.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Kind of double.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
They don't like to use that one because.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It looks gross.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
The color is broke get okay, I'm a pick red pink.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, what are you getting?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Orange?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
That's a bad one, and that means Jose's dad is
left with the color of blue. And remember, you do
not want to see your color used at the end
of the game, because if it matches, then you'll be
getting a Gatorade bath. And we'll post that video up
on the Brook and Jeffrey socials on our TikTok and Instagram.
Oh my dad, and tell him he just got to
(25:56):
make sure to follow us at Brook and Jeffries. You
could follow along. You're all taps coming up right.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
One of the hardest things that we have to deal
with on this show is just getting people to answer
their phones when we call.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Seriously, a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Of people just don't do that anymore unless you're paid to,
which is why we call the guy today whose job
is to answer those one eight hundred how's my Driving
calls from trucks out on the road. Lately, he's been
getting a lot of bizarre and strange feedback, but he
has never had one like this where we actually recorded
(26:33):
fake driving noises and put them behind Brook here in
the studio.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Look at you, guys.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
Another for transport services this as well.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Hi? I saw this on the back of a truck.
It says how's my driving? And there's like a phone number.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have
a truck? I d number that you're calling about.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Okay, can you tell me take that down real quick?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
XB dash six. I'm actually following it right now.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Okay, you got it.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Did you have a complaint or a comment you would
like to log or ask me about?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Actually I have a compliment.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Okay, So he's driving, well then I.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Just think he is rather good looking.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Oh okay, Well this isn't like a way to like
connect you with the driver. It's more so weekend monster.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Really hear you right now. But I just have a
quick question because I'm a so mady. He's single.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
I don't know why you would assume that.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I drove next to him. I drove next to him,
and I did that horn pull thing you know, dud dude,
oh my, and there was no ring on that hand.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
So my question, well, that's interesting. I don't know why
you're telling me all.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
This because just wait, listen, I need his name.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Oh Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I mean, you you have a seamy radio. Can you
just like deliver a message from me?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Then?
Speaker 14 (28:26):
No, that would actually be a breach in our contract
with our drivers.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Rosebud over and out.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Right, she is sexy too.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (28:38):
I will need to end this call unless there's.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Anything that I need to address about their drive aids.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
No, what you know? What?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Can you just leave him a message from me? Hm,
it's really quick.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I just need you to tell him when he stopped
to get gas at exit thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I was just joking about putting an air tag on
his drug.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Bam.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Come on, No, okay, I wasn't joking.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
He did do that. Okay, it didn't come off.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
As flirty as I wanted it to. I don't know.
Maybe it sounded like threatening.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna take your name down.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Wait are you hitting on me?
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Quite the opposite, ma'am. I'm actually concerned about you and
the safety of our driver.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and
the Red Civic.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
No, one never tells her age.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around
and go home.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You can make a U turn on a freeway.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
No, no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on
a highway that that wouldn't be safe or legal.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
You like, I've never been arrested before.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Okay, that's fun.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Listen, If you're not gonna give me his information, can
you just tell him that my address is on my
brazier so he could just.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Send it back.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Okay, I absolutely will not do that, and I hope
your vizier is nowhere on or near our vehicle.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I signed my bron I put it in his passenger seat.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, what well, I tossed it in there because back
at the diner, he left the window open a crack.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I didn't introduced myself. I didn't want to look like
a stalker, ma'am.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
But that's exactly what you're doing by not following my
directions and not listening to me right now.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Oh. I also rode on the backside of the bra
I wrote down my favorite radio show, Broke It Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you
to hang up the phone and turn off to the
net and stop following.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You're the ones that do the brank phone calls, you know,
like this one that you're on right now.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
What can you do you can't hear me? Maybe maybe
can you hear me better?
Speaker 9 (30:49):
Now?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
This is actually.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Why is the driving stopped?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Because this is.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Actually broke from the radio show broke it Jeffrey in
the Morning, and I'm I'm in a.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Radio studio right now that that was just a sound effect.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Oh my god, what are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
No, your boss Elena wrote us and said it's your
one year anniversary at your job.
Speaker 9 (31:13):
Oh no, oh man, No, you've had people follow our
drivers before.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
She told me that. She said, you deal with a
lot of weirdos.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and
put it in the driver's seat.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh that was.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Actually my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So I do need that back if you could send
it to the radio station.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
No wait, did you wait?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
No?
Speaker 9 (31:35):
You kidding me?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Wake Up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Rarely on this show do we talk about international love.
That's true, and I don't mean my college semester abroad
in Queensland, Australia. Hello, lifeguards.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Okay, I don't hear any more about that story.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I don't think there really is much more to that story. Okay,
that's what it is. I mean, flying across the ocean
just to meet someone who you believe could be the one. Wow,
we have a listener who actually did that, took that flight,
and you're gonna find out what happened in your brand
new second date update, next second Date updated. In this segment,
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there's a lot of logic that goes into our thinking
about whether a pair should be together or not. We're
always asking like, is that fair? Does that make sense?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I think there's not enough heart in our decision making
because love isn't always rational. We need to start thinking
with that other body, the heart, the heart. Let's think
with that. And we've got a guy on the phone
who's got a whole lot of heart going on. His
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name is Randal.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Why do I feel like it's a euphemism every time
you say it? Jack is not?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's not if you think with your heart.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Books.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So Randall after to take you seriously, after just reading
your email, I hope whatever the universe gives you here today,
you accept with open arms.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Oh brother, I couldn't have said it better myself.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh good, I don't know. Some of us are more
emotional and heart driven in this room.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
But I don't know when you're being serious or not.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That's a very analytical, pessimistic way to look at me
as a person. He's doing it right now. Okay, just
accept me for who I am deep inside, and not
for what I say what I do. Randall, you're with
me here, so tell us about your situation. It sounds
like it's a little bit complicated.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Okay, it's gonna sound a little unusual. But for a
year I've been texting a woman in Vietnam and we've
had a very deep connection, and we've gotten to know
one another so well that I fell deep in love
with this woman.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Who good for you?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I mean, you guys just found each other on the
internet somehow.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
Yeah, we found each other on the internet and decided
to start texting, and it was like a whirldwind romance
for me.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Why did you say it was? Isn't it still?
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Well? I wanted to profess my love to her in person.
So we decided that I was going to fly out
and I was going to meet her.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh my god, were you so nervous, dude?
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Yes, I flew out. I was excited the whole trip.
I couldn't sleep I couldn't eat.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, what was it like when you land and you
finally get to see each other in person?
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Well, I landed, I went to where we were supposed
to meet and she didn't show up.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh man, I think that that is like the cruelest
thing that's going on right now.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Here's not even so many people.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Actually, dude, that's terrible. So we all hate Vietnamese fake girl. Now,
so where are you in your in your love life?
Speaker 13 (35:05):
Now?
Speaker 11 (35:07):
And you guys will be happy to learn that I
met another woman from the Philippine.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 11 (35:14):
We met online again? But I know this woman's real.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
How they could be real? But are they employed by
someone else?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Who are they?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (35:22):
They're all real.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Have face tied with her.
Speaker 11 (35:25):
We didn't face time, but we've been texting a lot.
And let me tell you. I know you're gonna think
I'm crazy, but my heart tells me it's real.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Okay, we're throwing logic out the window, all rational, we
are only listening to our hearts.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yes, yeah, now I understand, Jess intro.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Oh I'm real.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
So is that are we calling this girl in the
Philippines right now?
Speaker 9 (35:45):
No?
Speaker 11 (35:45):
No, here's what I need you guys to help me
with my friend. You know everything that happened with the
last girl. He said to me, why not just meet
a woman locally, face to face and just see how
it goes. Yeah, so I did. I actually got online
and I matched with a young lady and we met
up at a bar and her name is Georgina.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Okay, so you we're on a day with Georgina, but
you're in love with the woman from the Philippines.
Speaker 11 (36:10):
Yes, I'm just trying to see if maybe I am
supposed to meet someone vocally, just to see where love
may take me.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Well, and you're a lover, you're a true romantic and
with everyone you see.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Can we know more about Georgina at the bar?
Speaker 11 (36:25):
Yes, we just had a great conversation. She's been through
some hurt in her past too, so we bonded over
that and we just really had a deep conversation, nothing
too deep, just conversations about life and our goals and
what we would like to achieve.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
And it was nice.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Were usually people follow up nothing too deep with like
favorite movie?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, anyway, what's your dog's name? Whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right, So now.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
I got to be honest, though I felt like I
was cheating on my Philippines. So I'm a little torn,
and I had a good time. So I want to
put it in the universe's hands, in universe being you guys,
and I want to see if this person wants to
pursue this. I'm not going to the Philippines, but if
they don't, then I'm on the first plane out of here.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
If Georgina wants to pursue a relationship with you, then
you're gonna just totally leave the Filipino girl.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
But is she not texting you back? Or why do
you need us?
Speaker 13 (37:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:26):
So we just had the date last night, so I
don't even really know what to do.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well, we can jump in before things go wrong.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, yeah. Also, he's a guy that clearly operates through
grand romantic gestures. And what better way to do like
a big gesture to Georgina than to have a radio
show call engauge how she feels about him in a
cosmic sort of way.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
But we shouldn't push if she says no, because that's
the universe right there.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That like analytical, rational logical top.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
I trying to act like the universe, and I feel
like the universe just comes with.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
A flow jazz exactly, So stop overthinking it. Let's just
and see where her heart is at when we do
the second date update. Right after this second Date update,
we're in the middle of your second Date update, And
if you missed the first part, the universe was brought
up a lot. Yes, because our listener Randall has put
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his fate into our hands, saying we are the universe.
And I guess that makes brook Uranus.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
A giant gas plan and.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
The rest of us are stars. Because here's the situation.
Randall's been heartbroken before he flew to Vietnam to meet
a woman, ended up getting catfish there, then fell for
another lady from the Philippines who he has not met
her yet, not even FaceTime, but in his heart he
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feels that their connection is true.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
He's in love, he said, he's in love.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
With her absolutely and Randall on a scale one out
of ten, how serious are you about Philippines girl?
Speaker 11 (39:07):
I am so serious that if this doesn't work out today,
I am on the first plane to the Philippines with
a ring in my hands.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Can I recommend not the worst it's gonna be very
expensive flight, maybe, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You're gonna propose.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
You went on one date last night, Yeah, with Georgina.
Writer's the name Georgina.
Speaker 11 (39:34):
Her name is Georgia.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, good memory.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Georgina is going to decide whether or not you propose
to a woman in the Philippines.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
That's a lot of way think about it. This could
be a sign from the universe. So let's just see
what happened.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
And also don't tell Georgina maybe about the backup plan.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
I was about to say, he's really all or nothing
type of guy and very honest.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I think we just let the universe take control of
the conversation. We're not going to plan anything out. I'm
just going to start dialing the numbers.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, but don't you think we should zip it?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Uranus? We got a universal business to attend to you
a star.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
You're like the moon of Uranus. I know it.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
You wish Let's just make this black hole right now?
You want me to be anyway? Here we go. Hello, Hi,
we're looking to speak with Georgina.
Speaker 15 (40:32):
This is her.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
This is a morning radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey,
and we are very eager to speak with you today, Brooke,
take it away.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Why are you interested in speaking to me?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
We heard last night you wrote a really great date.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
I did go on on a date last night.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, would you say it was great?
Speaker 12 (40:56):
She took that word out.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Okay, why do you even want to know?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
How did you even get my number? We actually got
it from that guy Randall. And in this segment that
we're doing, we're just trying to gauge and see how
things go. Yeah, okay, so we're just trying to pry
a little bit and ask you. You know, how was
your date? How was the hangout?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Just a short review, I mean it was a good date.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
We had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
Randall was super thoughtful and nice.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
This all fits his character.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, so you were feeling really good.
Speaker 15 (41:33):
I was until the very end, because it was a
little bit weird, to.
Speaker 9 (41:38):
Say the least.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We don't know what happened at the end. He didn't
mention that was there like a kiss.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
No, it was not a kiss.
Speaker 15 (41:46):
So basically he told me, I just want you to
know this date meant a lot to me.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Okay, that's good. That must make you feel great.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
It did.
Speaker 15 (41:57):
It did until the second part in which he said,
I don't know if I'm going to propose to someone
else yet, but it's been very nice to meet you.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Okay, oh my god, I bet your heart just sunk, like.
Speaker 15 (42:19):
Well, yeah, I was more confused than anything.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
You can wish it luck.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Do you think there's any chance maybe it was just
a line, like a little hard to get line to
play towards you, to make himself seem a little bit
more desirable.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
To get married, and second guesses, sounds like a.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Good joke, Like how wild would it be if he
really was engaged, Like obviously he's kidding.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Yeah, if it was a joke, it didn't work. It
did not land. He should workshop that with someone else.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Up until that very last sentence, you were planning on
seeing him again.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
It definitely seemed like it was going in that direction.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay, answer, Okay, so that's our answer. Can we ignore
the last sentence? Can we just forget that happened?
Speaker 15 (43:01):
I think that would be textbook ignoring a red flag.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Well maybe we could. We could replace it with some
new sentences that he wants to say to you right now,
because he is listening to this phone call.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Well, I need to talk to her.
Speaker 13 (43:15):
I need.
Speaker 11 (43:16):
I need to say something. Wada, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, sorry, he's on the phone. That's how this segment works.
We have been waiting, Georgiana.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
I'm sorry. You were wonderful. I had a great time,
but I got to tell you the whole story. A
year ago, I fell in love with a person in Vietnam.
They catfished me. I was heartbroken. I didn't know what
to do. Then I found another person, and this woman's
from the Philippines. I feel like she might be the one.
I haven't met her yet. I haven't facetimed her. All.
Speaker 9 (43:42):
You have to wait.
Speaker 15 (43:45):
You haven't met her?
Speaker 11 (43:47):
No, no, no, I haven't met her yet.
Speaker 16 (43:50):
I'm just trying to face timed her, have you No, No,
we just heard her voice.
Speaker 15 (43:56):
Do you know what she sounds like?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
No, I'm not sure where she's going this? Where are
you going with this?
Speaker 16 (44:01):
You you just admitted to getting catfished for the Vietnamese person,
and now you're putting yourself in the same scenario potentially
with this woman from the Philippines, Like you do you
not see the pattern here?
Speaker 11 (44:16):
But yes, I see what everyone else sees.
Speaker 15 (44:18):
But sent this woman money.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh we didn't know that.
Speaker 11 (44:22):
I mean, not a lot, a little, Randall.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Probably just for like a new phone so that they
could text more.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh, Randall, I.
Speaker 11 (44:34):
Try to be a good person.
Speaker 15 (44:35):
Of course she needs help. She's an invisible woman on
the internet who you don't know, a man Brook.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Why didn't you ever step in and tell Randall any
of this stuff earlier?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Jeffrey Randall.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
He is a hopeful, truly a heartfelt guy and he's
just getting taken advantage of. And that is like so sad.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I don't see it as a sad thing at all.
I see Randall as.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
You give me money to a woman in the philip
probably doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
You can money to random people you've never met you before,
and you call it charity and also a euro good
person like I'm sorry. He's just he's got a big heart.
He has a lot of hope and optimism, and he's
willing to do whatever it takes to make love happen
in his life. And he's willing to put himself out there,
even put himself on the radio like this.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
Can I go with the girl in the Philippines or
should I continue to pursue Georgina?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Georgina, are you kidding me?
Speaker 15 (45:27):
I can hear you.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
You need to say something romantic, did Georgina tell her
why you tried this, why you.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Finally went out on the limb and us his friend
made him?
Speaker 11 (45:38):
So don't shit, Georgina, in all honesty, before our date,
I was wholeheartedly in love with the young lady from
the Philippines. But after meeting you, there's just something about you.
I thought we had a connection. I didn't know if
that was a universe telling me that I was making
the wrong decision with the other girl.
Speaker 15 (45:55):
I appreciate your candor, but I will just tell you
the difference between me and this other woman. I am
real and the other person is a fantasy. So that's
that's why you are so swept up, because that's what
these scammers do.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
Yeah, you mean like there's a small percent, like one
percent she's not real.
Speaker 15 (46:16):
Definitely ninety nine hundred, one hundred and nine about she's
not real.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
And you know, I don't know where things are going
to stand between us, but for now we should at
least I will be your friend and help you navigate
this situation if that's what you need.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Refer Wow, I, Georgina, that is amazing, Randall you hear
that she is willing to fight for you.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
We could take it that way.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I love it, jeff Sure.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
So she sure, she is willing to do whatever it takes.
It sounds like to help you be your sirpa through
your romantic life.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Ridda.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
This is a real one. Georgina is a real one.
Please don't pass up this chance.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
No woman has ever fought from me before.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Let's get the boxing gloves on and get this going, because, Georgina,
we want to send you and Randall out on another
day and we'll pay for it if you say yes.
Speaker 15 (47:11):
Well, I am willing to do that.
Speaker 11 (47:13):
Thank you, Thank you, Georgina. You are such a caring
time person. I can't wait for us to hang out again.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh I look forward to it. Okay, And how much
money do you want him to send you, Georgina before
this date happens.
Speaker 15 (47:27):
You could just pay me in person. We're fine.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Oh God, the universe did it. Congratulations you two you're
going out an other day.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Seriously, Thank God for Georgia. Save this guy.
Speaker 9 (47:42):
I gotta save this guy.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, that's brookod Jeffrey in the morning. Brooking Jeffrey in
the morning. Hey, look at that. We actually got a
yes today.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Dude, I have ever been more thankful for one of
our listeners.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, I'm The thing is, it wasn't necessarily a romantic yes,
but the opportunity for romance is there.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I mean, by him.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I'm sure he's gonna fall in love with her, There's
no question on that. But I mean the whole thing
is hopefully she saves.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Him from getting scammed out of tons of money.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
I just think you're right.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
He needs to not talk to another woman ever.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, because he falls in love with everyone. Yeah who
said that? Because it does feel like everybody Randall meets
or talks to he immediately falls for. So just Brook,
make sure to check your DMS tomorrow because there's probably
a message in there that says the way you handled
that second date was just magnanimous. Perhaps the universe willed
this call into existence just so I could hear your
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beautiful nasally voice and find my true compass.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Hey yeah, Naisley, thank you, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But those are Randy Randall.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
If you're listening, please dm Alexis instead.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yes, you can hear all of our lovely lessons for
hours on end if you listen to our Second Date
Update podcast Wherever you get yours. Just search Brook and Jeffrey, Brook.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Have you ever wondered what Disney care there you are?
Because I just ran all of our profiles. Do one
of those quizzes?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Oh cool?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
It turned out all of our Disney doppel gangers. Alexis
got Cinderella, soft spoken blonde who loses her shoes getting
into ubers at midnight. So meanwhile, Brook with her giant
glasses and knack for crying, got sadness from inside out.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
It was actually better. I thought you were gonna tell
me I was the Grandpa from up.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Afraid.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Either one you Grandpa Jose was clocked a tigger with
his unmedicated off the walls energy. And as for me,
I got Ariel the Little Mermaid. I assume because of
my beautiful, intoxicating voice, and not because crabs follow me
everywhere I go. I just guessing. But get ready to
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be serenaded by a real Disney princess as Brooks sobs
in the background for no reason. What's however, during my
brand new song of the Week, It's coming up right
after this, it is time for my song of the Week,
and of course the big game is coming up this weekend,
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Philadelphia Eagles versus the Kansas City Chiefs. So much drama,
there's so much excitement. You don't know who's gonna take
home the trophy. At least that's what they want you
to believe, because you know, there's a team in the
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championship that's going for a three peat, here with one
of its star players dating the biggest pop entertainer in
the world right now, possibly getting engaged to her right
after the game ends.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I could definitely see the NFL paying Travis Kelcey to
make it happen.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
It would be such good television.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh you think that's all just a fun coincidence. If
you believe that, then I guess you believe that management
just loves brook and that's why they've kept her around
for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
But you're right, they don't love me.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I'm just saying, it's pretty convenient that everything is just
happening like this, and I'm not the only one who's noticed.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Couldn't it just be that he's like a super successful
athlete who just happened to catch the eye of a
super successful musician if.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
You think like a sheep shirt. Totally, But fans pundits
even former NFL players are now coming out saying this
is either too perfect or the NFL is meddling somehow. Yes,
because there's just no way that everything keeps magically falling
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into place for them like this.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Already won two, then they probably have a good chance
of winning the third.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
It's never just in decades of football, never happens. But
I knew that before the Super Bowl. I had to
write a song from the one perspective we haven't heard
yet the NFL admitting, yes, we are doing this on
purpose from the point of view of a football executive,
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and instead of doing Aerosmith's I don't want to miss
a thing. It's young Jeffries. We're gonna have to rig
the game. You know that they're thinking it.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
We're gonna get the commissioner calling us, telling us to
take it off of YouTube.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
That'd be awfully suspicious, wouldn't it be broken?
Speaker 9 (52:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I'm gonna point when I'm ready, Here we go points.
I've been rigging games for the Chiefs.
Speaker 17 (53:00):
All seeszam football fairy tale.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'm weaving.
Speaker 10 (53:07):
I'm Lord farquadding to Veenan. But this Sunday night, the game's.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Bigger than ever.
Speaker 10 (53:18):
Got the ref sand Chieftain's working to get us.
Speaker 17 (53:26):
From up in our exac cut I booth pulling all
of the left.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
I'm telling the camera guysh that.
Speaker 17 (53:40):
If an Eagle's running free, you gotta trip that player
and make it look like an.
Speaker 13 (53:46):
Accidental and then the Eagles locker run.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
We dip their cleats in super glues all day kicking
place and they can't run as quickly left. Hey, Tom,
is it just me or does the entire Eagles offense
look like they stepped in maple syrup tonight? If by
quarter two caseyes, not sixty.
Speaker 10 (54:14):
You do some clever referee in more flags than you
and me, Chad.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
And down on the sidelines.
Speaker 10 (54:24):
The chain gang will miss Manah.
Speaker 17 (54:29):
So every Eagles play will be a fourth down at forever.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
It never gets them to because if they don't win
the prizes, then Travis won't drop till one.
Speaker 8 (54:45):
Me and say, will you take be the new missus
Kelsey bad consuning everyding row.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
The Swifties Hearts are beating boom.
Speaker 8 (54:58):
They want that happy ye, but not in Justin Tucker
where you go on a Miss Taylor side and she's
surrounded by the press and what's that.
Speaker 13 (55:12):
Coming in to you.
Speaker 17 (55:14):
It's hairy Jason Kelsey's chairs.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Then Travis rips his helm and off and shows.
Speaker 8 (55:23):
Her there's a ring side.
Speaker 17 (55:27):
He's gotta play space said, he's asking.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Hey, will you be five?
Speaker 11 (55:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (55:37):
Yeah. If Philly's on a store and tried, we'll cut
off electricity to the shady yem So the Todd shout
of go away.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
There's nothing legal fas can do.
Speaker 17 (55:57):
It doesn't matter when or lose me because either way.
Speaker 13 (56:01):
Philly riots after the game, and if they touched my home,
he's die. Get more than a penalty. You'll get lad
again for assaulting the first segrade.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Solana plays up bide so you know we partner with
that duel bed.
Speaker 17 (56:23):
On Kansas City and you're superbo money said a pot.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
It's a back or high.
Speaker 13 (56:32):
The first down of the.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Three D.
Speaker 8 (56:36):
Yeah, and now we're gonna have to rank this game.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
Why oh why, Super.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
I didn't realize they choose such primitive weights to bring
the games well, like super Glue and Maple Sarah.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Whatever they gotta do.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
What the lights off?
Speaker 2 (56:57):
It's happened before they did it.
Speaker 11 (56:59):
They did.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
They cut the lights in the middle of the game.
So I'm just saying the evidence is there. Yes, we
all know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
And I'm checking out Travis Kelsey's helmet to see how
tall it's sitting.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Inside a huge ring text in seven eight nine two.
Tell us what you thought about the song of the week,
and if you agree, the NFL is rigged. So we're
gonna post all the videos up on the socials before
the NFL takes them down. Go check them out. We're
gonna do your phone tap.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Right after this, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Brooke is in brutal territory right now, as she has
lost two times in a row, lost most recently to
somebody who was oh and fifteen against you, NATASHAIU. I mean,
are we ever gonna be able to do a loser
week again on this segment? Because everybody is beating you now, Brooke,
(58:01):
everybody except for Shakar, Today's player against you all time.
The uber driver Sakr, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (58:11):
You, Chakr.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
You've screw up a couple times, and then jeff just
piles on, Yeah, Chakar, what happened the last time we played?
Speaker 9 (58:20):
I had gotten a but that was not gone. But
that's gone.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Now, Okay, what are you driving now?
Speaker 9 (58:27):
A good reliable.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I'm just saying whatever you're driving, Schakr, You've got a
really good shot at beating Brook because she is on
her worst streak of her entire life.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Pump myself up out.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
You showed up at the perfect time.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
Every week is loser week.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
If she keeps losing.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
Exactly the chakr, this might be winners week for you.
But you know how the game works. Thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past, you have to beat her outright?
If you want to win? Are you ready? Yeah, let's
do it. Your time arts now. The taco bell Chihuaba
was born on this day in nineteen ninety four Ture
or False. That same dog also appeared in a Legally
(59:07):
Blonde film True which video game company created the character
Princess Zelda. What do you call animals that can live
part of their life on land and part of it
in water? Leather Face is a character from what horror movie.
Speaker 5 (59:25):
Friday?
Speaker 2 (59:26):
The flag of Ireland is white green and what other color?
Speaker 9 (59:30):
Orange?
Speaker 2 (59:32):
All right, Schakar, good work there. We're gonna bring Brook
back into the studio, and it's interesting, Chakart says, on
Valentine's Day, you're gonna be working that day driving your uber.
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (59:47):
You're gonna put up a curtain for a little privacy.
Speaker 5 (59:49):
In the back.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Oh, sell the videos later there you go.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
Now, let's say, Shakar, but you're driving around with your
Uber and you pick up a sexy hunk of a
woman with an eye patch named Marge, and Marge is
taken a liking to you. Oh Marla, Yeah, sorry, her
name is Marla. Yeah, there's there was like stains over
her said, Let's see how that conversation between you and
(01:00:21):
Marla would go?
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
What do you say about to Marla?
Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Okay, he's very professional.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I don't know if he's allowed to get into the
trunk with you. I'm not sure if that's legal. Marla
doesn't care about you being married. That's that doesn't matter
one bit to her. Sakar, I care. You're too good
of a man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I was too sexy for you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Way to resist temptation, Shakar, you get five star review
already before we even come the trip. Brook, it's your turn?
Are you ready? Are we getting Marla's version? Are we getting?
Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
Brook?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I really hope for Brook. Your time starts now. The
Taco Bell Chihuahua was born on this day in nineteen
ninety four. True or false That same dog also appeared
in a legally Blonde film.
Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
True.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Which video game company created the character Princess Zelda?
Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Nintendo?
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
What do you call animals that can live part of
their life on land and part of it in water?
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Amphibious?
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Leatherface is a character from what horror movie?
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Oo Texas chainsupmasker?
Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
The flag of Ireland is white green and what other color?
Speaker 10 (01:01:36):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Blue? What is the name of SpongeBob's pet snail?
Speaker 14 (01:01:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Snailey?
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I remember, Yeah, we'll see if that's right. When we
go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
There's a hidden rally ranch part of my mouth. You
got three today.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
That's good, Hi and Brook, you got fall. I'm sorry,
Shakr your all time record goes to oh and ten
against Brook. Now let's go over the answers for everybody
to talk about. Chihuala was born on this day in
nineteen ninety four. It also is true that the dog
(01:02:15):
appeared in a legally blonde film in Legally Blonde two Red,
White and Blonde as the mother of ELL's dog Bruises
deep cut with that question. In the video game company
who created Princess Zelda would be Nintendo. Animals that live
part of their life on land and part and water
are amphibians. Leather Face is a character from the Texas
(01:02:35):
Chainsaw Massacre. The flag of Ireland is white, green, and orange,
and SpongeBob's pet snail, his name is Gary, is really
good at geary, so sheakar. I'm sorry it was not
quite enough to beat brook but just we're playing. We
are going to give you a ten dollars Starbucks gift card.
Speaker 13 (01:02:56):
My man.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, we can't wait to talk to you. Against say
we're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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