FULL SHOW: Tattoo For You Date, Brooke & Alexis’ Hotel Room + Tinder Date Battle (8/20/25)

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, August 20th, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, welcome to the full hour of Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning on the podcast. Thank you so
much for being here. And I'm just gonna say Alexis
may have just been complaining that people aren't funny enough
in the comment sections.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Come on, guys, you're funnier for you.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Guys are funny. You're just so sweet. You know, it's
so much like nice, Like I love you, guys, I
love this. You make my day better.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
And let you hate.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm not going to read that. Nobody wants to hear that.
You don't want to hear us, But like, thanks you
guys love us, you love us.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I know I kind of like it too bad. I
like reading them, but not rereading that.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
The next time we look at comments, I want to
see jokes. I want you to roast the show. All right,
you guys need to do the opposite of what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Now, do you have one that you would like to
read election I do from outback jack Okay, he said,
epic fan from Australia listen while working on our twenty
five thousand acre cattle property and.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Always makes me laugh. Dude, that's awesome. The cows laugh
with an Australian accent.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I want to thank you so much for listening. Tell
those cows hello for us.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, and move Yet.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
Has tipping culture gotten out of control?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We're moving there.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:15):
We've done a lot of stories about how the public's
getting frustrated because everywhere they go, everywhere they look, even
when they're doing self checkout, it's like, Hey, you want
to leave a twenty five percent tip for the groceries
that you just scanned yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh yep, also put in your cart yourself, also bagged yourself.
Wait did I actually even talk to anyone?

Speaker 8 (01:36):
Y Well, now there's a story making headlines that tipping
culture has worked its way into the Newark Airport, New Jersey. Okay,
the passenger was checking in at the United ticketing counter.
Turns out their checked bag was half a pound too heavy.
Uh huh oh, just zero point five pounds over the
weight limit.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Okay, take that code out and put it on, take.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
One thing out.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Well, the agent just looked over at the person, smiled
and said, Nah, don't worry, I didn't see nothing awesome,
gave him a high five. Even so, the customer thought
Oh cool, I'm getting a nice break. But then the
agent pointed down to the counter and said, you can
just leave me a little tip for that right here. No,

(02:21):
the customer would wondered the same thing, asked is he
being for real? And the agent said yes, I'm serious. No,
So the passenger threw down five bucks.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
What I would not I would?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I think that would yeah, because I'd be If not,
they'd be like, yeah, then fifty dollars.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
On the way home, they said they did feel a
little weird about it, for I feel like they were.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Just like blackmailed.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yes, that's how they so a little stammed. So they
went and reported it to United on their boats. No surprise,
United has not responded, but in general the store, he's
making the rounds online and people are saying it's totally ridiculous.
If it ever happens again, they recommend asking for a supervisor.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I wouldn't do it because I feel like it's almost
like condescending to give someone money who's not in a.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Tipping situation job. It's like, hmmm, you look like you
need this any.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Service, right.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
I think we all should pull out a few dollar
bills for digital Jake.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
As we said, it to the shock collar question of
the day.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Your men shout it out.

Speaker 9 (03:27):
Nope, I do this for the love of the game only.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
I want to speak to your supervisor. That's not cool, he.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Refuses our money on ja on this day. Back in
nineteen eighty one, a group of four robbers broke into
the vault of a First National Bank in Tucson and
made off with three point three million dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, that was so much and now.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
At the time, it made it the largest single heist
in US history. The culprits were never identified and never caught,
so obviously they must have been pretty smart. But today
we're just gonna focus on the dumb criminals. I'm gonna
read you some news headlines about the stupidest criminals in
American history, and you have to tell me if it

(04:12):
was real or not. In a special low brow law
Breakers edition of.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Twenty After years of doing laser stories, I feel like
every one of these is gonna be real.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
El jaded here.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
You know what, Just for you guys, all of these
potential crimes happened in Florida. We're gonna start with the
woman who turned her prison jumpsuit into a crop top Alexis, Alexis,
your headline is Florida man steals hundreds of bees because
he thought they were lonely and abandoned. Is that a

(04:51):
real headline or made up Florida hero more?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's like Brooks said everything, like I believe all of it.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Can't you picture of the guy like trying to pet them?

Speaker 10 (05:01):
Yeah, and I can see it, like thinking if he
just wears enough like long sleeves, it works, you know,
to cover.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Himself from getting stung. And like, I think it's true.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
Jake Lexis thinks that's real. That is, it's a real headline.
And if they don't have an owner, they're freebies. Brook
it's your turn. Oh god, yeah, your headline Florida man
leaves apology note return stolen goods after realizing they're not

(05:30):
the latest iPhone? Is that a real headline or made up?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
God, that would be a disappointment, Like they'd steal mine
and then they'd take the back off and be like,
wait a minute, it's all cracked.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I'm gonna say it's real.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Brooks says, that's a real headline. That is, it's a
made up headline.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
You wouldn't leave an apology note.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
One for two. We're going over to Jose. Now, Jose
your headline, Florida man demands cash, gets confused by self checkout,
accidentally pays for stolen items. Is that a real headline?

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Did I make that up?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Just gets finessed into paying.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I don't understand how it even work, but it's Florida.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm gonna say it's not true.

Speaker 9 (06:17):
Jose said, that's made up. That is good eye.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I almost said though.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Went over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey your headline, Florida man arrested
for calling nine to one one after his kitten was
denied entry into a strip club. Is that a real headline?
Did you make that up?

Speaker 11 (06:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:38):
I don't want to see any naked ladies.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's my cat to everyone in that club.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Would be so excited, would be so happy.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
I think for sure a Florida guy was upset that
his cat couldn't get in.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
That's a real story.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Jeff says, that's real. That is yeah, real headline. All right,
we're on around number two. Alexis, seventy six year old
Florida woman was kicked out of KFC and arrested for
breastfeeding her forty two year old son in public two?
Is that a real headline or did we make that up?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is going to be broke who doesn't let her
kids be in right now?

Speaker 9 (07:22):
Alexis said, that's real. That is that's a real headline.
Looking forward to this, all right?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Not breasted.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
Your headline here? Florida man gets pulled over, Police find
thirty eyeballs stuffed up his butt?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
WHOA Is that.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
A real headline or fake?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
That is not a real headline, je No, there's a
lot of glass eyeballs out there.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Or are they real or googlyday?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Maybe he just wanted to see what's up there, take
a peek.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let's just say it's real.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Col have gone too far? Hose says, that's real. It is,
it's a head I refuse to elaborate more. Run at Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Details than that.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Jeffrey, here's your headline. Florida man's getaway foiled by GPS
accidentally navigates straight to police station. Is that a real headliner?
Made up?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I feel like that we've reported on this in laser stories. Seriously.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
Well, only because it's Florida. I'm saying it's real.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Jeffrey said, that's real. That is that's made up, which
means we go to sudden death. Alexis Alexi, you get
this right, you win, you get it wrong, Jose wins.
Here's your headline, Florida man steals gumball machine, gets caught
trying to sell gumballs on Facebook. A real headline. We

(08:45):
make that up a piece. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
I feel like going on Facebook too much effort for
a Florida man. I feel like he'd go outside like
a kid's school and try to sell them there, you know,
like that, So I'm going to say it's not true.

Speaker 9 (08:57):
Jay Alexi says, that's made up. That is a real headline. Jose,
you've won Today's of twenty all right.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm more concerned about people who bought the gumballs.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
If you're not getting your gumballs from Facebook marketplace, you're missing.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
Well, Jose, you get to choose who gets shocked. They're
going to be singing no Scrubs by TLC. So who's
it gonna be.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, it's because it's her favorite. I gotta choose Brooke.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Okay, No, I don't want no scrub.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
That's your shot collar question of the day, Brook.

Speaker 12 (09:34):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
You know, Brook has a very special skill where she
can take any conversation that you're having and somehow magically
work in how you should have been more eco friendly.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
Oh yeah, oh, you served a bull of almonds at
your baby showers.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
You do realize almonds are decimating the fresh water supply
of Third world's countries, and every almond you.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Eat spits directly in the face of Mother Nature.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Right, It's amazing how much those trees need water, lots
of water.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
It's a good point Brook.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Yeah, definitely bring that up when someone's at their baby shower.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Peanuts. Peanuts are much more.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Totally eco activism. It's just always top of Brook's mind.
So we're all gonna share what we've been thinking about
lately and then prepare to have Brook eco shame us
for whatever it is we have to say.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Why do your thoughts always come in styrofoam?

Speaker 7 (10:30):
Jeff Yeah, it's my fault.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
It's a brand new what's on your mind coming up
right now? You ever think the song It's Raining Men
is just the happier version of let.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
The Bodies hit the floor.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Oh my god, it's all about perspective, and I know
it's going to be rain and thoughts here in studio
as we go around the room for What's on your Mind?
Starting with brook Brook, let your thought bubbles.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Hit the floor with What's on your Mind?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Has changed those two songs. Okay, So I'm regretting a
decision I made. So this weekend we're all going to
a big industry event.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
And I volunteered to share a hotel.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Room with Alexis to save the company some money.

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Your company woman starting to regret this to let's.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
You've ever tried to save company money?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
But I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
So here's the thing I feel like, before this happens
to Alexis, we need to set some ground. L I'm
down for this because this is a heavy drinking radio
industry event.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
So my first rule is no puky.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I thought going to hold my hair.

Speaker 13 (11:40):
But no, that is rule number one.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
No pukey.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well lucky you actually don't make it to the hotel.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, talking about in the room.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Second rule for us sharing a hotel room, no randoms
back to our room. No men, no women, no parade
of new friends.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I thought you said are cool.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, no randoms and rule number three when you, of
course break rule number two and end up with the
Randos back in their room. No referring to me as
your radio mom, mother, maternal figure.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I am not.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Maybe big sister I could go with that, but nothing mother,
big sister.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Kinda? I kind of select to hear right now?

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Aren't you excited?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
That's the reception to change the keys, not her mother.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Her mom is actually cooler than that. Down down, Jose,
what's on your mind?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay? Never in my life did I think that this
was possible.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
But I just got invited to the most exclusive party.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I never thought that I would be asked, what is it? Why?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Okay, I'm talking about a baby shower.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yes, I got an invite my best friend.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
They're not they just want your money, forgives.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
I thought this was gonna be like, what woman is
inviting you to the baby My.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Best friend and his wife are pregnant, and so they
asked me to come, and I was confused, like I
didn't even know guys were allowed at these She's like
this one.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
They are.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
But it's pretty trendy, right now, that's so cool?

Speaker 7 (13:16):
What does she want you to be? Like a server?
There or like do something for entertainment.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I didn't think of that. I did not think of that.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
But now I'm panicking, all right, because I love babies,
but I don't know what to wear.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
And then for the gift, I was looking at the registry.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
There is a three hundred dollars mattress pad for a baby.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh, it's probably one of those that tells you if
the bed is wet or not.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
What is what is a temper peutic? It's a child.
It's like a salamander.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Right now, you put the stuff that you're not going
to buy for yourself on the baby registry because it's
too expensive to you.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
What is willing to fork out for it?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I still will probably buy it because I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
This is all so new for me and I'm just
trying to figure it out. So you have any advice, Okay,
my first baby shower.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
We're so excited, alexis what's been on your mind?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
So when it comes to getting free drinks at the bars? Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
See, this is why I'm.

Speaker 10 (14:12):
Moving on from that, Like i feel like I've conquered that, okay,
and I'm expanding to a new place maybe or way
and that is on the water.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
They do have retirement homes on the water where they
serve drinks.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I mean like on a boat or what do you do? No, no,
on my paddle boards.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
So my friends and I were paddle boarding, yes, and
you know a lot of boats around us, and so
we had the idea one day we were like, let's
just yell and see if they'll give us any alcohol,
you know, So we started screaming to the boats like
do you have any beer?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
And what do you know? They love throwing things from.

Speaker 10 (14:44):
Their cool They are loving them swimming for coronas.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Diving for white cloths because I don't know if they float.
But I was trying to get there like fast enough.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
In the head.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
I think that's the goal.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
It's not so much they're like trying to give you
alcohol is like hit you with heavy.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I did anything.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I don't know if it's necessarily like they're like, oh,
cute girls. I think it might be like they're kind
of sad for us.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Might you up on the boat if they thought, oh.

Speaker 10 (15:07):
No, they don't even get close enough like this so far,
like we're we're trekking out real quick to get the drinks.
But but we left with like our own mini stash
of drinks.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
So this is my new strategy. And if you're on
a boat, please throw them.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Who fifth of vodka?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, like you have a bottle of water, I need
a chaser.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's like this isn't.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, Jeffrey On's on your mind.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
Over the weekend where we live, we had like blue
angels jets flying.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
All over the place.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
The festival weekends.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Hydroplane races out on the lake. And this was the
first year for me where I actually went out onto
the lake on a boat.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
To actually watch it up close.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
And the way it works, all these boats go tie
up with this huge like series of floating logs that
are all anchored out in the center of the lake,
and once you're tied up, everybody parties.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
But what happens is people hop from boat to.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Boats when they're there, and you get a lot of
traffic of people just going through the back end of
all the boats. And I was shocked at the number
of folks who were out dancing on these logs trying
to get by announcing they could not swim.

Speaker 14 (16:21):
What without life jackets, no life jackets, no safety of
any kind, just slamming vodkas and white claws, but balancing
across wet logs while holding multiple drinks in their hands.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
And one girl does she says, doesn't know how to swim.
Of course, loses her balance. Yes, falls into the water,
and I'm thinking how long do I let her flail
before I step in? Because in my childhood, my mom
will let me go seven to eight seconds, enough just

(16:55):
to put the.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Fear in you so that you learn your lesson.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
Just the guys asking your questions, you think now, yes,
So when it happened, I waited like three to four seconds,
just enough for her to get a little scream in,
a little help in before I finally reached down save
her core's like can and then I pull her up after.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
One Yes, actually probably grateful that you saved your draw.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
I feel like, yeah, maybe cell phone next?

Speaker 7 (17:20):
So am I a hero?

Speaker 8 (17:21):
I mean I did save three other people who fell
in waited an extra second every single time, but I
saved and I taught, So you are welcome.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Why does it really take away from the hero respect
when you say it like that?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Everybody remembers what we learned.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yes, hero that people don't like for.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'll take it the passive aggressive lesson Herox.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Seven eight five nine too and tell us what's been
on your mind?

Speaker 12 (17:52):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
A lot of texts coming in at seven eight five
nine two with people telling us what's on their minds
like this.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
One says, what's.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
On my mind?

Speaker 8 (18:00):
It's law enforcement week and my daughter is at the
Iowa Law Enforcement Academy and I'm so proud of her strength.
Is tell her to write this down, Alexis, what's your
license plate?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I don't know because I just got new ones that
wrecked my last car.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Okay, we're gonna text that to you, forward it to
your dog.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
She's gonna need it.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
What an easy first arrest.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Another text says, morning, what's on my mind? When I'm driving,
I like to pretend I'm sitting with you guys as
part of the group and talking with you.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
On the radio. I have a lot of driving time
alone a Brook and I actually.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Keep a space in between us for you always keep
a spot.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
And just so you know, I'm in charge of the
radio in this car. Since we're here together, we all
one more.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
It says, what's on my mind is you guys? I
just won tickets to thunder from down on super excited
smiley face.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I would put a different emoji there.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
But Okay, actually has a reserved front road chair at
thunder down Numbers.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
She'll probably let you use it.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I'm kind of like the backstage person actually.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
The thunder.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, she's the towel.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Keep your text coming in seventy five nine to tell
us what's on your mind?

Speaker 12 (19:15):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
You ever opened up and talk about your dating life
with a married person, and for some reason they think
the appropriate thing to say back to you is.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Oh, thank god, I don't have to date an.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Your life sounds horrible time.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
I'm so happy that I found love and I'm in
a perfect happy marriage, and I have to stoop down
to the low low levels that you're at right now.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Every second day you've all cut back on the wounds.

Speaker 15 (19:50):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
We hear that a.

Speaker 11 (19:52):
Lot around here.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
We do have several married people who work on this show,
from Brooke to digital Jake to editor Ashley.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Even Jose is legally married to his PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh okay, wait, I'm married.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
The wedding night did get weird, though, we got it,
But brace yourself for the collective groans of Oh, I'm
so happy I don't have to deal with this crap anymore.
When we hear nightmare dating stories and a brand new
Battle of the Tender Dates that's coming up right after this.

Speaker 12 (20:26):
Two hopeless one dating app then there's the question is
whose love life is more tragic?

Speaker 7 (20:37):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
It's the dating game show that thinks the little blue
pill is for WIMPs? What real men swallow the extra
jumbo sized magenta horse pill off the dark web. It's
Battle of the Tinder Dates scared, where two of our
listeners go ahead ahead to find out whose dating life
is the most traged. We'll explain the rules in just

(21:01):
a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner,
she treats her dating life like a visit to Sisler
because she always goes back for seconds and thirds and fourth.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
That's why they call her buffea Leyah, all.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Right, Lea, you feel that plate girl?

Speaker 11 (21:19):
Okay, porn.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
And in the other corner, her top five celebrity hall
passes are all dead US presidents and they've got an
open invitation to haunt her in her sleep. Anytimetus lois is.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
That a thing for white wigs?

Speaker 16 (21:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You like these wooden teeth?

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Is she getting haunted as we speak?

Speaker 12 (21:44):
You know?

Speaker 17 (21:45):
I'm here?

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Okay, right, Here's how the game works.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
One contestant will start by telling one of their worst
dating stories. Then the other will try and counter with
the nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back
and forth for three rounds, so we declare a winner.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
Kicking things off with buffeto leya, let's get it, Okay.

Speaker 18 (22:01):
I got asked me hang out that I had any
all appointments, and so he said that he would just
meet me there at the nail salon.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Yeah, okay, I show up.

Speaker 18 (22:09):
He's already there and he's like holding court talking to
like all these ladies. And then they told me I'm
going to have to wait twenty minutes because he took
my appointment.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 8 (22:23):
That some beautiful fingernails for the day.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Him, lois, can you counter?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (22:30):
So I had dinner with a guy, and when we
order drinks, the staff found out if his ID was fake.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh my god, yea.

Speaker 15 (22:39):
So basically he is the compage kids trying to date
order women. Oh, basically I had one.

Speaker 11 (22:48):
He had Petsy.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
Oh, wait, you still dated.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Eighteen.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
He just couldn't drink his courage. I get that. Now
we're on a round too. That means leah that to you.

Speaker 18 (23:01):
So a guy inviting me to a birthday party with him, Okay,
that's fine. I get there and he doesn't tell me this.
The birthday party is for his twin five year old son.
Oh yeah, I didn't even know that they existed. Low
alone said it was their birthday party.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's always it's always good to bring a date that
will be in pictures that the kids can remember.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Right.

Speaker 18 (23:22):
So I'm looking all over and I can't find him.
I'm like, where is he? At first, I'm like, am
I even at the right party?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
But you say, the clown comes.

Speaker 18 (23:31):
Up to me and is like, hey, it's me. You
want to go here freaking in the laundry room?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
What he was, clown?

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Oh things go in the laundry room.

Speaker 18 (23:46):
Yeah, no no comment, no comment.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
I was already there.

Speaker 11 (23:53):
I mean, I might as well.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Do you know what they say about cloud feet?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Right, Lois, you got to it up all right.

Speaker 15 (24:01):
I had this guy want to cook dinner for me
at his house, and when I got there, he was
cooking in an easy bake oven.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Are you dating any adults?

Speaker 15 (24:15):
I thought he was just joking with me, but he
tells me he's been cooking in five hours real Yeah,
And when I told him it's not a real oven,
he he got upset.

Speaker 17 (24:28):
His friends played a trick on him.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Man, is he the most gullible person in the world.

Speaker 15 (24:42):
Apparently he never cooks, and he said it was it
was the better.

Speaker 17 (24:45):
It was better than a microwave.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Those Fisher Price microwaves, they're not very good. Okay, we're
on to the third and final round here. That means
we need your best stories.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Le what you got.

Speaker 17 (24:56):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (24:57):
I went out with this guy and he told me
that his drop up with a coin collector, and I
didn't really understand what that meant, and honestly I still don't.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Therenest.

Speaker 18 (25:09):
Yeah, I met up with him and he was like,
they can't start officially until we find four pennies.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
I was like, okay, like randomly four pennies around.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
You, like on the ground.

Speaker 18 (25:21):
Yeah, So we're like walking through the city for forty
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh nothing, there's not even to take a penny, leave
a penny nowhere.

Speaker 18 (25:33):
And honestly, I just I was so tired and so hungry.
I just took some change in my purse and just
dropped it.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
I was like, oh my god, look.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Look I found and I found a nickel on a corner.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I would have maybe just taking money out of my
person bought myself dinner, you know.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Welcome back.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
She was hungry that she wasn't thinking straight. I'm thinking
it great, right, Lois, this is your last chance, all right.

Speaker 17 (26:03):
I dated my therapist son.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh god, oh god, that is at the end of
the sentence.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Oh God, tell me your problem.

Speaker 15 (26:13):
So I dated my therapist sign and he to me
that he actually read my note, went my foul.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
Well that's nice. He tried to get to know you.

Speaker 11 (26:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (26:26):
I did tell him it was a violation of my privacy.

Speaker 11 (26:30):
He told me I shouldn't worry about.

Speaker 15 (26:31):
It, okay, and then he can he can handle my
emotional issues and stuff.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
So man, well, I mean I like.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
A man who like is okay with the baggage?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, that's terrible.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
That final bell means the match is over. Judges when
you discore it, Alexis, who do you think I'm going.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
To go to LA for the clown guy? I don't
I don't mess with clown vote.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Down to clowns. We're going Lois with the bad easy
bake up and dinner.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
I'll tie it up. The final decision is on Jose.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I think I gotta go with Lois and the therapist
Sun right.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
In the come from behind victory.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
You are our champion in Battle of the Tender Dates, y.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Don't cry, celebrate.

Speaker 12 (27:26):
Sorry, Honey is done.

Speaker 17 (27:27):
It's mine.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You keep that crowd.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
That's Battle of the Tender Dates. We got phone Tap
coming up next.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
For today's phone Tap, a woman asked us to prank
her best friend. When we were discussing different options for
how to do this, she told us that they share
a Spotify playlist together and her friend's app keeps crashing
all the time. She's even emailed customer service about it
the other day, and that gave us the perfect opening
to call in and show her a side of Spotify

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that she's never seen.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
The thing, by the way, follow our podcast on Spotify.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Yeah, at and Jeffrey, that's the part. We're going to
show her something else. It's in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
The twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Wade from Spotify Customer Services.
Is this Katie? Yes, Hi Katie.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
I'm just letting you know we got your message saying
that your app keeps crashing.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Is that right?

Speaker 11 (28:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (28:28):
So sometimes when I hit play on a song, it'll
go for like, I don't know, maybe twenty seconds or
so and then crash. But other times it just won't
even play, gotcha?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Yeah, no, I think I understand the problem. I'm sorry
you have to deal with that. I can totally help you.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
So while I'm downloading your information so I can handle this,
I noticed you have quite a few covers in your
favorited songs.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 16 (28:52):
Wait, you can see what's going on in my account,
like you can see what I.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
Have favorite Yeah, I have your profile pulled up here.
It's funny. I'm in the cover too.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Cool.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yeah, so we're kind of like the cool kids on
Spotify right now.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Yeah, I guess you may want to just try one
out that I'm really into big time right now.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
It's Elvis, you know.

Speaker 17 (29:17):
Uh yeah, I mean I know who Elvis is.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Yeah right, but I mean he does apple bottom jeans
as a cover like the flow Rider, So it's.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
A total banger. Here, let me play you a sample.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Jeans fur the whole clothes.

Speaker 11 (29:34):
Looky you hear that?

Speaker 12 (29:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (29:37):
I hear that.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
Good.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
God, it's so good.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Sometimes I'll just kick back after work with a tall
glass of milk and just jam out to this banger.

Speaker 16 (29:49):
You'd listen to this Elvis cover while you're drinking milk?

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Yeah, I mean you wouldn't.

Speaker 16 (29:54):
No, I mean I don't drink milk personally, But we said.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
You were into covers. I just thought we were. We'd
be on the same page.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (30:02):
So anyway, did you say you're downloading my information?

Speaker 11 (30:05):
Oh? Yeah, that done.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Yeah, we're almost there. But hey, let's say you're just
not in a chill mood after work. You don't want
to do the Elvis thing.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
You want to get a little darker with stuff.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
Can I recommend Darth Vader singing Backstreet Boys that just
dropped on Spotify?

Speaker 11 (30:18):
Oh you all?

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Oh my fi get it dark?

Speaker 19 (30:27):
That is nice when I see you hear it way.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
And that is actually Darth Vader.

Speaker 16 (30:43):
I mean, not to burst your bubble, but that literally
doesn't even sound like Darth Vader at all.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
What what do you taught? James Earl Jones recorded.

Speaker 17 (30:50):
That that good?

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Okay? Well, just being honest. That's kind of bull right now?

Speaker 16 (30:58):
Are you what was your name again? I'm Wade Wade
and you work for Spotify, right? Is that normal policy
to swear at your customers?

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Well, you made kind of a call about Darth Vader
not having a good voice or whatever you said about
it like that.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
It just wasn't cool.

Speaker 16 (31:17):
I feel like maybe the call that you're making right
now is kind of a call. Are you even looking
into my issue?

Speaker 8 (31:22):
I am, but it's taking time to download. And like
I said before, I noticed you like covers of people
singing other people's songs, and I thought maybe you'd like
to hear almost sing thunderstruck.

Speaker 16 (31:36):
Oh my gosh, Now this is the worst thing I've
ever heard.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
No, you're not listening to it right?

Speaker 16 (31:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (31:45):
Can you?

Speaker 16 (31:45):
Can you turn that off?

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Seriously?

Speaker 17 (31:48):
Turn it off?

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Please?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Do you have any milk right now? You should be
chugging milk.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
While that's disgusting?

Speaker 16 (31:56):
Oh my gosh, is there somebody else that can help
me with this issue? Because it's seems like you.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
What am I not helping you?

Speaker 11 (32:03):
No?

Speaker 16 (32:03):
This is not helpful at all, and he's wasted. You've
wasted my time right now.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Like excuse me for wanting to culture you a little bit.

Speaker 16 (32:11):
The only thing cultured is this nasty cow's milk that
you're chugging all day apparently, Can you transfer me to
somebody else?

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Fine, I look, I apologize for trying to help you out. Look,
I'm gonna send you over to a supervisor.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Please hold great.

Speaker 11 (32:30):
There's no way that this is the whole music.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Stop singing all stars.

Speaker 16 (32:35):
There's no way that the are you even going to help?

Speaker 7 (32:39):
It's not a whold music. It's me doing a prank
phone call on you from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
What are you to say?

Speaker 13 (32:50):
I can't even it's a prying phone call.

Speaker 11 (32:57):
What my name is?

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
Your cousin Heather reached out to us because she said
you too share a Spotify playlist.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Ye did?

Speaker 15 (33:08):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, I'm going to kick her off
with my Spotify account.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Just listen to this and it will melt all of
your stress and sorrows away.

Speaker 16 (33:20):
IgE every cover that he played. I'm gonna go into
my app and block them all right now.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
No, you won't hate it if you if you listen
to it with a big glass wake.

Speaker 12 (33:36):
Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Ladies, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret,
little guy life hack. Sometimes men will agree with you
and say stuff like, hmmm, you're right, just so that
you'll like him more.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
And you know what, I think we knew that, Jeff,
it actually works.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Jeff, why did you give away the big secret?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Didn't know they weren't listening.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, we didn't agree yet. Yeah, whatever you said totally.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
You know what, alexis good point, You're right, Oh, I like.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
It, like it.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
But one of our listeners says his plan to impress
his date and make her like him did not go
how he wanted. In fact, his date ended with him
in thirty straight minutes of NonStop physical pain, and even worse,
he hasn't been able to reach her since then. You're
gonna hear it in your second date update coming up

(34:43):
right after this second date up date text to seven eight,
five nine two. And this is for the guys out there.
What is the craziest thing you ever did for a
girl spontaneously on a first date? It's Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning, and I'll ask Jose it was the
craziest spontaneous thing that you've ever done for a girl

(35:03):
on the first date.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
There was one time, you know, when you're leaving like
a restaurant in a theater and they have.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Somebody selling single roses outside. I remember one time I
bought all the roses. He's like four left. I'll take
the rest of them, and I gave him.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
You're dangerous, jo look out eat flower vendors. You're about
to run out of inventory.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Roses.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
I bring it up though, because one of our listeners
says he went full spontaneous on a first date and
now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting
a callback so.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Allergic to flowers.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Maybe it's like the one thing I let's welcome Patrick
to the show.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Patrick, how you doing?

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Man? Hey, hey guys, thanks for having me on.

Speaker 16 (35:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
date or is was this like a one time sort
of thing?

Speaker 11 (35:53):
Not even remotely, dude, I've got to like you.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I feel like I overplanned, though.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I don't like that this didn't turn out the way
you wanted to because she's not calling you back because
you need that confidence boost to do it more often.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
So what was it that like caused this feeling inside
of you that night that said I need to do
something really spontaneous right now?

Speaker 11 (36:12):
So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and
we were on our date and the topic of being
spontaneous kind of came up, and we both agreed that
being spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie,
I don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay,
But like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
I thought when we were first talking, you had said

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like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
She called you out on you agree.

Speaker 19 (36:39):
And.

Speaker 11 (36:41):
I had to double down. I was like, what are
you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I took
one of like the flowers out of the vase on
the table and I ate it.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
And thought you were going to give it to her, Jose,
did you not eat any of the roses that you bought?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Okay, is she laughing or just drooling? Because she's so
turned on?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
She's also hungry, And there was only one.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I was gonna eat that flower.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
She did laugh, and she thought it was funny, but
she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Okay, I can't tell I it's a joke at this
point or not.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
It could be, it should be.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
Yeah. And now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
I feel like I have to prove my point. So
the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
I tipped him mid meal?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
What WHOA? What did you say to him?

Speaker 7 (37:42):
The way to be spontaneous?

Speaker 11 (37:43):
I said, you're doing such a great job. I just
want to give this to you now, letting you know
that we really like you. I can't even remember when
I went.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
So you tipped early because you're spontaneous.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
And a lot.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Exactly was she impressed with it?

Speaker 11 (37:58):
I don't know if she was rest.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Or Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of
a jack in the box.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
So she was like, that's a little unusual to do that.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Here, you're doing.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Flowers on the table.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Jack.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I don't have a jack in the bye.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?

Speaker 11 (38:18):
No?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Huh, okay, okay, there's more.

Speaker 11 (38:23):
So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
and she says kind of I don't know, or she's like,
you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous, but have
you thought at any point of this is yourself?

Speaker 8 (38:38):
But that's just not it's not how men think. Men
don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're not
that charming, and that's fine.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
You're like, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, it's a reverse psychology is what we're working with here.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Yeah, you know, guy have to prove themselves. So what
did you do?

Speaker 11 (38:54):
Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I
said I'll be right back, and she's like, no, don't,
don't do that.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
You robbed the tattoo store.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Oh wow, I got him.

Speaker 11 (39:09):
Robbing a tattoo store probably would have been smarter.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (39:13):
Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what
do you call it, like an infinity symbol?

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Why did you go with that?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Did you say you just left your date for a
half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the
shop with you.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
tattoo on the same spot tattoo.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
You hold on. What was her reaction?

Speaker 11 (39:46):
At first? I thought it would have great. So she
was like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
oh my god, you're crazy.

Speaker 7 (39:56):
Okay, Okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it. There.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
She waited for a half an hour, was still able
to laugh.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Yeah, it's questionable she waited.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
She should.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,
I would want to know how it ends.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
You're saying, do it for the plot? For the plot?

Speaker 7 (40:11):
I'm curious, what's he coming back with.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
Or is there more?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
He's like, then I cut off my hands.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Okay, No.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
I walked her home and and that was it. But like,
literally that was it. I haven't heard from her sin.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah, you know, I don't know if you did, but like,
this girl must mean a lot to you.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
I feel like she was calling me out and I
felt like I had to defend myself even if it wasn't, you.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Know over, she wasn't trying to bully you.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,
pick a random bar you should go to.

Speaker 9 (40:51):
As min in.

Speaker 12 (40:54):
You.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
I think what we're saying is we're all impressed.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
We're all very impressed by how far you went in
order to make this woman like you.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
For a girl you kind of.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Like, yeah, And so now we're gonna do even more
spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why
she's not giving you another chance.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
It's very planned to do it every time.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,
spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
To date the word.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
We all get matching Infinity tattoos by the end of this, and.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
We will do it.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
We will get the tattoo gun out for your second date.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Update right after this. Hold on second date update.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping
or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after
skinny dipping?

Speaker 7 (41:49):
Is this the nude car? There's no plastic on the
seats here?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
I like it, But why does it take so long
for you to get kicked off the train?

Speaker 8 (41:59):
Talking of people more like what they see you, but
not for our listener, Patrick. He proved that he was
spontaneous by eating a flower off their dinner table, tipping
one hundred dollars before the bill came. That's a good one,
and then getting a shoulder tattoo all mid date.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
How small is it? Can we ask?

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Is asking? How small are you?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Patrick?

Speaker 7 (42:22):
How small is?

Speaker 11 (42:23):
It's? Maybe like an inch and a half?

Speaker 8 (42:27):
Okay, that's not that's not very big, big enough, too big.
But the whole reason that he did it is because
Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not
going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the
phone while we call her, right, just a.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Tattoo gun in the background.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I'm getting your name.

Speaker 11 (42:50):
Trust me, I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I
just want to be myself there it is. I'm boring,
and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I don't know if you want to boring.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
You're not.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Just don't say that, because I was going to prove
how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are
who you are and we love it.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I don't think.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have
had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. It could
be something else.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Wait to hear her side of the state, all right,
and her story from.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
It has to do with the spontane There's no way
it's not.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her right now.
We'll see what she has to say. If she answers,
let's do it.

Speaker 16 (43:38):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Hey, is this Maggie.

Speaker 17 (43:41):
Guess who is speeches?

Speaker 7 (43:43):
My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Him, Maggie, the whole shows here.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Good morning, Maggie.

Speaker 17 (43:50):
Hi guys, what is this?

Speaker 12 (43:54):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (43:55):
This is a This is about your love life?

Speaker 20 (43:57):
Actually okay, sorry, okay, you're not you're dating life, because
rumor has it you recently went out with a guy
named Patrick and had a really fun time.

Speaker 17 (44:13):
Oh uh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?

Speaker 7 (44:18):
I do say, so interesting.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
there was something weird about the date, if there was
something that you didn't like, because he's a little bit confused,
why you haven't.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Met up again?

Speaker 17 (44:36):
He's confused while we haven't met up again.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,
there was some highlights that were brought.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Up that confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.

Speaker 17 (44:50):
It sounds like, yeah, I mean, I don't even know
how to go about starting talking about.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
This, but can we start with a flower at the table?

Speaker 19 (44:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (45:00):
It was like a fun, flirty manter and then he
just eats a flower off the table.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
Like a man, like shocked and appalled.

Speaker 17 (45:07):
I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all
I do is laugh. But he thinks that's like permission
to keep going.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
Oh is it because is it because he didn't put
ketchup on the flower?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 5 (45:19):
No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened
the door. He thought, Oh, she's laughing, I should do this.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
It's like my seven year old I.

Speaker 17 (45:28):
Was uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 17 (45:33):
It was strange, to say the least.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Why was that strange?

Speaker 17 (45:37):
It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're
still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still
going on the date. It's not like you laughed or
you said. I mean, there had to be something good happening,
right well.

Speaker 17 (45:58):
I mean, how do you even like, how would you
leave that situation?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
You can't have to walk out the door?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Would you?

Speaker 12 (46:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Okay, call my friend to come get me walking out
the door.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Can't we skip to that? We're all ding What do
you want to know?

Speaker 8 (46:17):
On a scale of one to ten, how badly did
you want to say I love you?

Speaker 11 (46:20):
Right when he literally negative infinity?

Speaker 17 (46:23):
That was just like actually insane.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
You didn't like it.

Speaker 8 (46:26):
It's funny you said that because we heard it was
an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow, that's like matching soulmates.

Speaker 17 (46:34):
Really yeah, no, give.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, Like,
did you know that's what he was doing inside?

Speaker 17 (46:44):
I honestly, I had no idea what was happening.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
You were dead.

Speaker 17 (46:48):
When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,
I like wanted to scream because he even asked me
what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting it.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Removed because.

Speaker 17 (47:00):
Who I had with my axe, because it was a.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Matching tattoo that you had with your ax. Is that
what you just said?

Speaker 8 (47:05):
Yes, dude, Oh my god. Well now you don't have
to get it removed because it matches with your new boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Oh god, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Crazy to think that two men in your life as.

Speaker 17 (47:25):
They're not both in my life?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, I mean it's like your ex everything.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
You're done with, Well they're not. They're not totally out
of your life yet either. Because here's something that's kind
of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has been waiting on the
other line, listening, wanting to talk to you.

Speaker 17 (47:42):
Oh my gosh, really.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
Yeah, I think he's still there.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
Patrick.

Speaker 11 (47:48):
Yeah, a.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
God, as if.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
That tattoo story could I thought it couldn't get worse.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo now?

Speaker 11 (48:00):
Not not so great? Uh, I'm not sure what to say.
That is who? But you know what? Heye, you're that
your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
Still keep going with's that whole thing. It's like it's
not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at
this point.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Try and be boring now, that's what you said you
were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,
to be yourself and show her who.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
You really are.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
a real bad joke.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Okay, he's a jokester. I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

Speaker 11 (48:46):
So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What
was he like?

Speaker 17 (48:52):
I don't even have to tell you liked even talk
to me on the date. It was all about how
you felt. I'm like, I don't need to you anything
about myself, that's true.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Do you know what really went on a day and
sat down and just witnessed a lot of weird.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
When we talked to him before we were on the
phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and
he said he just wanted to be himself and get
a do over with you.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

Speaker 11 (49:18):
I'm not, I swear.

Speaker 17 (49:19):
I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
think he is trying too hard and needs to get
a little bit more grounded with who he is, Okay.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
And I don't know.

Speaker 17 (49:31):
I think there are a lot of assumptions that were
made and I didn't like it, and I don't have
time to give other people chances.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
So you're selfish, my god, Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Brook.

Speaker 8 (49:46):
The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick
get together with this woman that he really liked and
made a lot.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Of effort to try and impress. He did do that, Maggie.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
We're all in agreement, and even Patrick is that he
went too far with that. We want to reel it
back so much. So, what do you think about getting
your tattoos removed?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Together? And we will pay for that.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I make it something else.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
brand new future.

Speaker 11 (50:14):
With Patrick to pay for both of those too.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Okay, well, Brooke, he already spent his one hundred dollars
bill on the waiter already, so we probably should step in.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Maggie, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (50:27):
No?

Speaker 17 (50:28):
Okay, wow, all of the effort, but it's going.

Speaker 12 (50:32):
To be a no for me.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her
now after hearing Oh god, you.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Assume he's fun, He's spontaneous, he tried, Patrick, do you
and me want to You.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Want to get a beer with me sometime?

Speaker 9 (50:45):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, I can't wait to infinity when it comes to
work up work.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Next week, we're gonna get the tattoos that you have
to like press your bodies together in order for them
to make one giant thing.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
Yeah, one cheek each, ok Patrick.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
That might be a little weird, a little like too
much for me.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Okay, I'm the weird one now, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Rook.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
Jeffrey in the morning, man, I am so disappointed real honestly.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
it on our show every single time.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was
be himself.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
She didn't say that, did not.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
She said that, not before the date, after the fact
she said it.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
too hard. Just be you, honestly, do not listen to
anything people say.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Really, I blame myself.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
It's all about you.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
calls to make the other men appear more normal.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
I see, that's my job.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Although I did ask.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
The guy to grab a beer and get matching butt
tattoos with me at the end, so maybe I am growing.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
You got turned down though.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
guys some credit for effort.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, ladies, sure, Yeah, after room.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
We will call the person.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
We'll put in the effort by calling that person who's
not calling you back. So email the show if you
feel like you need a little bit of help and
go check out all of our second dates wherever you
get your podcasts at Brook and.

Speaker 12 (52:28):
Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
This seems kind of funky. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. By the way, check out our YouTube channel
at Brook and Jeffrey. We have all of our phone
taps and second dates on there. But the reason I
say funky is because Taco Bell announced they're opening up
a retirement community for young people.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
What wait, we can stop work now.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Oh my god, this is intrigued.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
It's happening next month in San Diego. They're calling it
the canteenas.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
I love it. It's a great place.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
It's out of the villages, like in Florida for actual
old people.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
This is like, oh it looks so fun.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, it's frendy. It's like cute.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
I'm guessing it's a gimmick.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
But they're trying to attract more gen zers by leaning
into the grandma core.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Oh you guys heard of what grandma core is?

Speaker 19 (53:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, it's like you skip all of middle age and
you go straight to knitting and garden.

Speaker 12 (53:23):
Me.

Speaker 11 (53:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
Cats, young people like doing old people stuff now because
it's cool.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Yeah, and they never leave their house.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
So yeah, true, because like all the girls like young girls,
I know, like they love plants, they love hocking's.

Speaker 10 (53:35):
When you're trying not to spend money going out, you
have to get into like knitting or something.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
At the Cantinas, they have all the old people activities.
They'll have pickleball tournaments, painting classes, croquet and even knitting circles,
plus a variety of old school board games. And I'm
guessing the TV show Matt Locke just playing on a
loop in.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
The common room.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I think they could play Golden Girls now.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
That yeah, no from that show is alignment.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, I don't know, let's not make that a statement.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
But they've got day passes to hang out there for
fifty bucks if you just want to chill at the time,
teen or one hundred and fifty dollars and you get
lodging for two nights, plus a quote elevated Taco Bell
dining experience email.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Maybe there was that alcohol Vegas.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
I think it's the same. It just comes on like
an actuals open next Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
It's first come, first serve, and they predict it's gonna
sell out quickly.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I just want to see the people that also come, wait.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Are you blended with actual old people too?

Speaker 7 (54:41):
They only want young that's amazing.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
The information up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.
We're going to do laser stories. It's coming up next.
It's the radio segment that's make your bedtime routine even
easier with a new invention, toothpaste flavored ice cream. Oh

(55:07):
perfect for kids who want to skit brushing their teeth
right after dessert.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
And it even comes in a toothpaste.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
Tube, so to squirt a couple gobs in your mouth
after dinner and say good night. With Laser Stories, the
segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
Except we've got a laser. Those other hog and dirty
dogs just don't.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
This first laser story is out of you guessed it, Florida.
This is not gonna surprise you, but a Florida man
got into a fight with another Florida man at a
nearby beach.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Hey, you know what, that's better than a gator or some.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Sort of bear or And apparently this fight was over
a tricycle's headlights.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Came with headlights.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
According to the police report, the adult victim was riding
a tricycle down the beach while using a flashlight as
a headlight. The assailant didn't like it shining right into
his face and started arguing with him.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
It's like what bros put their foot down over is
the stupidest crap.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Are you proud of yourself if you beat up a
guy on a tricycle right?

Speaker 8 (56:15):
Well, it was no physical beating because at one point
the attacker noticed the victim had a machete in the
basket of his.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Trip wait in the tricycle his machete, so he grabbed
it and swung it at the guy.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
That's a deadly weapon.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Yet the victim on the tricycle took the machete back,
but cut his left hand in the process, and then
pedaled away on his trike and called nine to one.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
One trail of blood.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
He was eventually taken to a hospital with non life
threatening injuries, and the police asked him why he was
on a tricycle with a machete. His response, all his
friends have him OCHETI trike gangs in Florida the hot
new thing. This next Lazer story is out of New York.
The most generally accepted grounds for divorce. Brook just in

(57:07):
case you're wondering. They include adultery, bigamy, desertion, criminal conviction,
physical abuse, drug addiction, and irreconcilable differences.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
But what about screwing jar lids on too tight? One
woman claims.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
She filed for divorce quote because my husband overtightens all
the jar lids.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Shres an old trick. Do it to make your wife
feel like she needs.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Yet, it's an old joke, that's funny, she told the courts.
It may seem like it's no big deal, but if
every single jar in the house is overtightened to the
point where he needs to be there to open them,
then it's extremely annoying and she can't get anything done.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
You can't get anything done.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, I sided like butter and jelly, maybe like what
some apple sauce.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
The nail in the coffin was when she discovered that
even the jars that never have been opened were also overtightened,
meaning can tell they're over tightened because.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
She hasn't popped up in the air section.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Well, they haven't been opened, you can tell, But how
do you tell. It's like he went in and overtightened up.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
She felt like the fact that she couldn't open any
jar in the house.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
None meant that he was doing it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
It's not that she got some weak hams.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
She was going crazy and says she lost sleep over it.
Even had a mental breakdown where she vomited and felt
like she was having a heart attack.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
I'm sorry, let's get a therapist.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
She needs the olives for her martini, but give her
a break anyway. After the woman filed, her husband was
blindsided because he says there were literally no other issues
in our marriage. He suggested counseling to her, but she refused, saying, quote,
there's no point. I just literally can't get past the
damn jar lids. He still won't even admit that he's

(59:04):
doing it on purpose. He's given me no reason.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
You know, marriage is a lot of work.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
People divorce easier than ever. This next laser story is
out of the Bay Area. It's notoriously hard and expensive
to buy a home in San Francisco. That's why people
freaked out when a three bedroom house in the Russian
Hill neighborhood just hit the market for only four hundred
and eighty eight grand.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Weh what's wrong with it?

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Because the average house price in that area is one
point five million, so this is more than just a steal.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
But of course there is a little catch.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
Anyone who purchases the home won't be able to move
into it for thirty years.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Wait a minute, Wait a.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Minute, I want to say days year.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Why.

Speaker 8 (59:54):
The listing posted on Zilla says the home is tenant
occupied and to be sold as is, and the buyer
won't be able to move in until two thousand and
fifty three.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Dude, that's a good lease that somebody got.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
You know, that's a great investment because it'll be worth
like a billion at that time.

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
But the current tenant will continue to live there and
pay the same amount of rent every single month four
hundred and seventeen dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Oh oh what lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Don't cover anything and seventeen dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
But even with that, real estate experts say it's a
bargain for somebody if they're willing to just wait it out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Oh, a rich person who can just be like, yeah,
have a.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Billion, I will rye on ose. You could be like, yeah, girl,
I got a home.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah, I mean you can't move in until thirty years
we'll be there or really quiet.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Yeah, And speaking of weight, the day of the open house,
people were lined up for three blocks just to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Oh man, that must be interest inconvenient for whoever that
tenant is.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
This next Lazer story is out of Travel Central.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
A new report says people are fighting rise and costs
by researching so called vacation dupes. What basically finding something
similar that's cheaper, even if it isn't quite as luxurious.
So maybe your idea of a waterfront vacation in Bora
Bora could be subbed out for one in San Diego. Actually,

(01:01:20):
you might need to even dupe that and replace it
with myrtle beach, or dupe that and sub in Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
There's many beaches in Cleveland, and Jeff, it's a dupe.
Bro oh okay.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
In a poll, sixty one percent of Americans say they'd
be interested in a dupe, but not everyone would broadcast
it publicly. Twenty eight percent of people say they wouldn't
reveal that they were doing the light version of another destination.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
So would you still like geotag Bora Bora?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I mean good dupes? You can't tell the difference, yea.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
The top vacation dupe spots right now include the Virgin
Islands instead of going to the Bahamas. Okay, Belfast instead
of London, Memphis instead of Nashville, and Levenworth, Washington instead
of Bavaria, Germany. I'm sorry what Levenworth Washington. It's like

(01:02:13):
a very German style style.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Here's the thing, though, I actually love this because you're
going to places with less tourists, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
So it's gonna be less crowded. You're gonna enjoy your time.

Speaker 12 (01:02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Like everyone's like, I'm in Miami at Nobu and you're like, yeah,
I'm at Nobu too, and you're like a carryocus.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
That's why whenever Brook does her Mexico vacations for her family,
she stays at the place where the drug lords like
to live.

Speaker 12 (01:02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Why, it's a dupe of Commone totally.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
It's like a Bogo almost on that one.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
Thankfully.

Speaker 8 (01:02:44):
One guy you could never dupe is the one and
only Humper. Oh yeah, this guy, even though he's an original,
he's not above getting.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Frisky with some dupes.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
And this is him with a pair of rebombs, Oh
Taiwanese knockoffs rebox. He loves those dudes. That now means
Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
We'll do it again same time on Friday.

Speaker 12 (01:03:07):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Alex from Mount Vernon is a brave, brave soul who's
appeared twice before on wind Brooks Bucks and lost both times.
The first time he got one correct, the second time
he got zero. And what has he done since then
to improve his game?

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Well, is it a question for him?

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Well, he's done nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
Also zero, except he said he got more sleep than
usual last night.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Alex, did you dream of me?

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
I did not, Really you didn't.

Speaker 12 (01:03:51):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
It's shocking.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
I can't imagine what you would have dreamed of.

Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
Then, right, I know, remember, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Yeah, I just blacked it out of his memory.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
We're happy to have you back on the show. How
you doing, man, I'm doing good.

Speaker 11 (01:04:06):
You know. They say if you keep doing the same
thing over and over again, that's insanity.

Speaker 12 (01:04:10):
But here I am, yes, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
Here they don't say good things about.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
He thought he was gonna change quote maybe, but nope.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
No, he's just own You're insanity, Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I like that stuff over and over. It's not good.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
I love that attitude. Brook is leaving the studio while
she's headed out. You know how the game works. He
got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you can say past. But you
have to beat her outright to win.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:04:37):
Yes, I'm ready?

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
Good luck?

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Your time starts now. Today is book Lover's Day? How
many books are there? In the Harry Potter series on
which continent is Johannesburg, Europe? He was a general during
the Civil War and eventually became our eighteenth president?

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
Who is it Adam?

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
In the comics, John our Buckle is the owner of
what famous cartoon pet.

Speaker 11 (01:05:05):
Stupy?

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
How many days are there in a leap year? Okay,
wasn't an improvement on the last time. We're going to
find out just a second, Brooke a little bit of
controversy over one of the questions. Got it sorted out?
All right, Let's bring Brooke back into the studio. And

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interesting fact about Alex is he has lost thirty pounds
since last.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Marchay, sound just so fit on the phone? That makes sense?

Speaker 16 (01:05:36):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Yeah, he says.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
The number one thing that mattered was his diet. He
keeps track of his calories, carbs and sugar. What food
item do you miss the most though.

Speaker 11 (01:05:46):
Definitely when I go to the movie it's the popcorn.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Yeah, there a lot of fountains in the theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah, you just pick up a couple of kernels off
the floor and pop them in your mouth.

Speaker 12 (01:05:59):
He thinks, yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 11 (01:06:01):
I worked in the movie theater.

Speaker 18 (01:06:02):
I know how dirty they are.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
Well Brook wants to reach down into your lap and
steal some popcorn out.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Of your bucket today. Don't let her do it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Okay, Brook, Yeah, I'm taking all the popcorn, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
You popcorn bucket. You're up.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Your time starts now. Today is book Lover's Day. How
many books are there? In the Harry Potter series seven?
On which continent is Johannesburg, Africa? He was a general
during the Civil War and eventually became our eighteenth president.

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Uh Lee?

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
In the comics, John Arbuckle is the owner of what
famous cartoon pet Garfield? How many days are there in
a leap year?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Three and sixty four? No, there's more six.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
It's too late.

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
Now we're going to go to the scoreboard to see
how you boll did with jose Julie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Want men gawking at you like you're some piece of
me kinda.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Why not, Alex, you got to correct today.

Speaker 13 (01:07:05):
It's better than zero, best performance of all time, and
you actually got more questions in then, well, the whole
point is Brooke out three.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Good not quite good enough. Let's get these answers in.
It's book Lover's Day. How many books are there in
the Harry Potter series. There's seven books. Yeah, you guys
both got it right. On which continent is Johannesburg. That's
on Africa, It's in South Africa. He was a general
during the Civil War, eventually became our eighteenth president. I
know you wanted him to win Brook but generally did

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not win.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
Brook's favorite.

Speaker 11 (01:07:47):
Graham.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Yeah, he was the general for the North terribly.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
In the comics, John Arbuck was the owner of the
cartoon cat Garfield. And in a leap year, there is
three hundred and sixty six days, one an extra day. Now, Alex,
it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, But just for playing,
you do get some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

Speaker 18 (01:08:09):
Yeah, another thirty pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
I'll get to it right, Alex.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Great love having you on. We'll be back to the
Windbrooks box the same time.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.