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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a full show for you. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning, and we just truly love that
you're here. Thank you today. We always have a lot
of trivia happening on Tuesdays, and I got to say,
I feel like I have to step my game up
because my kids have started listening at that time. Can
they call you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, One. They had some complaints about how Jeffrey was
saying coupon the other day because he was saying he
was saying coupon it and that was not okay. Yeah, yeah,
they like that. Yeah, so I have to get it
right else they look like an idiot. And then it's
a dinner topic. So yeah, if you think you can
take me on, please don't call in. I like the
(00:40):
week right now to make me look better.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We got some other fun mass speaker awkward Tuesdays coming up,
but comments, what do you like, Alexis Yeah, Joseph Hubbard said,
I only know what date is because of the show.
Sweet Banks, Joseph, it is Tuesday, Joseph, Happy Tuesday, Sit back,
enjoy the full hour.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Let's all raise our coffee mugs and six am energy
drinks to our hero of thee it's brooking Jeffrey in
the morning. And today's hero emerged when police in Atlanta
got an emergency call the other day from a waste
management company saying one of their ex employees showed up
randomly and took one of their front loaders for a spin.
(01:20):
Oh just so you know, a front loader is one
of those big construction vehicles with a big steel bucket
on the front to scoop stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's like a back hobe but in
the front.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So anyway, the ex employee decided he deserved to take
that for a joy run.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh man, I mean, we've all wanted to.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
He was still driving around the waste management parking lot
when cops got there.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I didn't give very far.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And then he took off and started heading down a
public road like.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Five miles an hour, Like those things can't go that fast,
very very slow chase.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
There was multiple cops behind him, but the construction vehicle
weighs over seventy five thousand pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Again, a whole lot the.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Police cruisers can do to stop that thing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You just I mean, I would imagine that it's going
to run out of gas pretty soon.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Well, a quick thinking cop had a better idea.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
He went back to the waste management site, where a
current employee volunteered to hop into a second front loader
and chase the first one down.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
How is this a good idea? More front loaders is?
I don't think the answer.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So the criminal was already a few miles away by then,
so they had the hero a police escort to catch up.
And when they got there, the driver used the bucket
on the second front loader to flip the first one over.
The first one landed on its side, and the chase
(02:43):
was done.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Dang, that is like an expensive way to end at chase.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Nobody got hurt, no property was damaged. Impressive besides the
one that got flipped.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay again, I feel like my running out of gas
idea was maybe a little safer for everybody.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, not fun in her The ex employee is now
facing charges for theft, obstruction, criminal damage to property, eluding police,
reckless driving. Meanwhile, the brave driver of that second front
loader who flipped the first guy, he gets the honor
of being Brooke and Jeffery's hero of the week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The god dude, how fun use one front loader to
flip it? I mean that would be a fun job.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, good work construction people. Anyway, let's move on and
get into ask him to the shot collar question of
the day and send it over to Digital Jake for
some questions.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
What are we doing, Jake?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, in honor of National Children's Book Day, I'd like
to read you all a story. Fine. Once upon a time,
in a muggy, eighty degree radio studio far far away,
four bumbling entertainers put their sweaty necks on the line
to be electrocuted by a large dog shock collar. But
this wasn't just any ordinary caller. You see, this collar
(03:57):
magically fit around their next perfectly. No matter how many
chins they each were sporting that morning, Wow, I have three,
there was only one hope to save themselves, and that
was to correctly answer trivia questions given to them by
the very handsome and incredibly charming digital producer Prince Jake.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Will these four numb schools get a happily ever after
this morning? Let's find out as we play the most
popular children's book edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
By the way, shout out to the people that love
the way Ja says plenty of twenty.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I ran into ten of you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Recently, really, because we get a lot of text complaints
about it.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
It was out of the wild.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, Budio with the Lexus and people were like, tell Jake,
the plenty of twenty thing is.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Awesome, says it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I have a list of the twenty top selling children's
books of all time, and we'll go around the room
and you need to name them to stay alive, and
if you manage to get the number one answer, you'll
receive a silver save. And I will predict that no
one will be able to get the number one answer
on my list. Really, Yeah, it's a tough one. We're
gonna start with the woman who doesn't read because English
(05:09):
is a second language to her and she never had
a first that's Alexis.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Alexis is exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Top twenty best selling children's books of all time.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know what sells for kids books anymore, but
I don't like that. If you give a mouse of
cookie books, I don't know why it's still popular, but
I'm gonna do with that.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
If you give a mouse of cookie did not make
my top twenty, so good?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What's the moral of that one?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You give the mass a cookie? I think I missed
the story.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Past the cover.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's all right, it's a great cover. Language shows I understand, understand.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right, rough start, We're over to brook. Okay, Top twenty
children's books of all time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I feel like this is my wheelhouse.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know you read with your kids or something.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with one fish to fish, right fish.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
One fish, two fish, redfish, bluefish. Not for you fish
not in the top twenty at all, are you. It's
a tough one.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Okay, jose were over to you.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I have one that is super popular, now that I know,
I bought a whole series.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Is for my nephew. Diary of a Whimpy Kid.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That's a Diary of a wimpy kid. Did not make
the top twenty, Jeffrey, try to name one of these
off the list.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Okay, well, let's do.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I can't even think, honestly.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What about the Doctor Seuss one everybody gets for graduation? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Why would a high school graduate need a doctor? I
got a car when I graduated college. I'm not a
Doctor Seuss book after graduation. YEA, all right, rich boys,
you've got children's books for graduating.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You can't give you a sign?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, like a car in the small. It's a different story.
What about Harry Potter, the one that Brook always giving
Harry Potter, that's like top seven.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Harry Potter number two on my list, Jeffrey, I'm gonna
it was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I'm gonna
take all Harry Potter off of the list. So far,
we've had a rough start, you guys. I'm gonna have
to go around again. Here, Alexis name something in the
top twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait we get another chance.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Just don't want you guys to embarrass yourself so bad.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It was in like every class. Remember was the giving tree?
That the giving tree?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Not on my list? Brook, you got something for me?
I'd love to say.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
No, I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say the
places you'll go, which is the Doctor. I'm actually gonna say,
show me the babysitters Club.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The babysitters Club not on the list, can give you
a green eggs and ham not on my list.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Jeffrey won Game.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Of plenty of twenty. Let's go for the list to
see all these that you guys miss.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Number one on my list The Little Prince from nineteen
forty three. Two hundred million copies of this book has sold.
It's story about a young prince who visits different planets
and asteroids, planting sem and saving them from evasive plants.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It looks kind of animated.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Harry Potter was two. The Hobbit was on the list,
number three. I think it's that kid's The people are
very small in the book Black Beauty, number four. Charlotte's Web.
That's the Tale of Peter Rabbit the Very Hungry Caterpillar.
The Adventures of Pinocchio from eighteen eighty one sold thirty
five million. James and the Giant Peach, Keep Going, Love
You Forever, The Adventures of Huck Finn Where the Wild
(08:41):
Things Are, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The Good
Fight Move, The never Ending Story Guess How Much I
Love You? What I can only assume is a green
version of Mark Ruffalo. It's called the Gruffalo, and there
was one Doctor Seus's book, The.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Cat in the Hack.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
You guys number twenty on the list.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
If you haven't read the gruff recommend so I get
to choose who get shocked. It's going to be Alexis
today because it's Baby Shark.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Baby, Baby shark, Baby shark, that's your.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Shot collar question of the day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
You Alexis taught me whenever you're going up against tough
competition in any type of event, it's important to study
your opponent and know their weakness, what distracts them, what
throws them off, which knees were recently surgically repaired. For
any listeners about to call in to take on Brook,
(09:44):
just know, talking about any type of candy, any free,
lightly used tupperware that's available in the break room for the.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Taking, even their spaghetti stains. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Or bring up the fact that our kids will grow
up and move out someday, that they're going at.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Some point they will they.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I know all the way through. All of that will
definitely get into her head. So use it to your advantage.
Unless if someone can bring Brooke down in trivia's coming
up right now, you better look out Brooke, because Haley
(10:29):
is back. She's zero to two against you all time.
But just like yesterday's competitor Marcos, who was a pro boxer,
she's also a world class athlete. Okay, her sport quilting.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, get those symbols out Hailey, Stitch stitch.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Reverse's in the Q game?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, welcome back, Haley.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hey, what's your signature pattern? Haley?
Speaker 10 (11:00):
I'm hoping for the best.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh, how did you get into quilting?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I made a quill with my grandma for my nephew.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's the hardest part of it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Having patients to finish it all the focus.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Are you putting any of the fair this year? I
mean that's where the real quilting goes down.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, I'm just making it for family.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Uh okay, Well just remember what your grandma said, go
for blood today when you take on Brook, just like
with the quilting, we're sending her out of the studio.
And you know how the game works. You got thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you can say pass. But you have
to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is
International Cat Day. The cat skills are a mountain range
in what Northeastern state past The first episode of South
Park aired in what decade the nineties with over three
billion in sales. What is the best selling cookie in
the world?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Are.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
What movie franchise features autobots and decepticons?
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Transformer?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
There are only three countries in the world that do
not use the metric system Liberia, Myanmar, and what else.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I don't have any idea.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Okay, once a year and anyway, Brook's gonna come back
in the studio. And what have you got going on
this summer?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Hayley?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We're on a road trip right now?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
You are?
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I pulled over though.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, you sound really tired. Should you be driving?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What's the coolest thing you've seen on your road trip?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
My three kids sleeping at the same time.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Ah, better than any national park or monument out there.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You got to soak that up. Well, last, Brooklyn, Yeah,
here we go. Your time starts now. Today is International
Cat Day. The cat Skills are a mountain range in
what northeastern state, New York. The first episode of South
Park aired in what decade eighties with over three billion
in sales. What is the best selling cookie in the world?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Chocolate chip?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
What movie franchise features autobots and decepticons?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Uh, Transformers.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
There's only three countries in the world that do not
use the metric system Liberia, me and Mar and.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What other United States?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
This one could be a close one. We're gonna go
to the scoreboard and see how you both did. With
Jose other weaknesses, we're slow learners and we're not particularly
good listeners.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
We're also slow learners.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You got three correct today, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It was good.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Bug Yeah, with the same amount of questions.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And also three. Sorry about that.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
It was a buzzer beater broke out the last question.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Right, Ty goes to the house on this hail. But
here's the answers for everyone. It's International Cat Day. The
cat skills are Mountain Range in New York South Park,
first aired back in the nineteen nineties. Ninety seven was
when it came on Wow with over three billion in sales,
best selling cookie in the world. Come on now, Brook
its Oreos.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh you're looking for a brand.
Speaker 10 (14:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Sometimes you're just looking for a cookie. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Autobots into septicons are from the movie franchise Transformers and
the only three countries in the world that don't use
the metric system Liberia, Me and mar and the United
States of America.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I have no idea, and it's like, yeah, that's part
of our problem.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Liberia and Mian mar notoriously well organized countries. Oh, I'm
glad that we're gripped in with them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, let's go for feet, Haley.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
It wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, but just for playing,
you do get some Brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Good luck with the rest of your road trip.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hope you find another wonder of the world out there Brooke.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
We all know that moment when you come back home
from a vacation and you see your significant other just
standing there at the airport waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You know when you're married. As long as I have been,
nobody gets out of the car anymore. I'm lucky. If
he's in the car, usually just take an uber home.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I just assume that you tied him up to baggage
claim number three right lefts just nowhere to find them
but the bag. One of our listeners said he was
shocked when he got home from a boy's trip and
discovered his girlfriend wasn't there waiting like she said she
would be.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Instead, there was a message from her that said, I
know what you did, and now I've left something for you.
Here at the airport, that is, if you can find it.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
WHOA, this is another kind of movie.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's really she used to cut out magazine clips.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It took him days to finally figure it out. But
you're gonna hear what happened when he tells us in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Confession, I can't take back o arms speak.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
We got a text into seven eighty five nine two
that says I work in a high security science lab
where we study different diseases. Cool, and part of my
job is to transcribe notes from the different findings. But
at least an hour a day I listened to your
Guys show instead.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh, is this why we have an eradicated disease? Because
we're distracting people.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I mean, if the bubonic plague ever comes back, I
guess we're gonna take the blame for it. Okay, one
second date update destroyed all of civilization.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
They name it the.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Brook and Jeffery bubonic plague.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, if you have some sort of acalyptic event that
you'd like to take credit for, you can do it
here anonymously on the mass speaker. And one of our
listeners wants to come clean, possibly about some sort of
cataclysm that he created. His fake name is Joe.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Wow, that was the biggest word we've ever used on
this show. Joe, Joe.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Welcome in.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, thank you, guys, thank you. That's quite an introduction.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, it sounds like it's a medical I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Changer is on Joe. You're you're a mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Okay, So I was dating this woman for a while.
She was a little older than met, more established, I
guess you could.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Does that mean like she had a job. Is that
what you say?
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, she kind of had her her stuff together, and
you know, I was a little bit more all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
She thought we were exclusive, but honestly, yeah, I didn't
really want to be so I was. I was just
kind of hooking up with some girls more my age.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So in one person and in the relationship, thanks, you're
exclusive and the other one. Doesn't that means that you're cheating?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Awful? It's an age gap problem.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
People always think it's like we're going steady.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Now they say the words going steady, they're definitely older. Okay,
you're still seeing people.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yeah, I mean, you know, we didn't have an exclusive conversation,
but I mean I knew how she felt.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Okay, now we're getting into making the details count. But okay,
so is that your confession that you were cheating on her?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
No? No one. One time I was on vacation with
some buds and I got a text from her saying
she had busted me, that she knew and I don't
know how.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
She figured it out, like how I was like, well,
I just didn't think, but god, she busted me.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Okay, you must not have been that heartbroken over it, though.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
No, I just you know. I told her I'm sorry,
and it's probably for the best anyway, because I kind
of knew this was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
So we broke up.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Well, I this day we come.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
She's been through.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yes, yeah, well this is the weird part. Though. Months later,
I get a letter in the mail from her.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And well, how old is she? She said a letter?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Did it via Pony Express or carrier picture?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, inside the envelope there was a note basically saying,
you know, you screwed up big time. I had a
surprise waiting for you when you got back from vacation.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
She's just now telling you this.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, and you know the surprise. It was a BMW.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Want to Sugar Mama car day and she didn't ever
even have the r WE exclusive talk with you.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah you must be good man, yeah, b or she
must be lowly.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Hey a little column, A little column.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
You called her and said, hey, I miss you. Yeah,
I love you now.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
No. So in the letter, she says, I left it
at the airport for you to drive home, and it's
still there. You want it, have fun paying the fine
to get it out a hole.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Of dollars or if it's not, toadude, that's still worth it.
I mean, you pay the fees, but you're still get
at BMW out did you go get the car?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Well, you know, I did the math and you're right.
I figured it out. It's been three months in regular
airport parking. It's about six thousand dollars in charges.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Oh oh, that's worth it unless it's a used BMW
from like the eighties, and then it's probably not. Somewhere
it's worth.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Like one thing he doesn't drive by before the sid.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Okay, So now you're officially on a mission to find
a BMW that your ex lover has left for you
at the airport and pay all the fees to get
it out. I mean, I have to know what happened.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Well, for the next week, I went to the airport
every single day looking all over the garage for car.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Oh, because you didn't know what it looked like?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah, she said, was BMW.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Did you finally find it?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Well? I kept hitting the alarm button and I couldn't
find it. So eventually I texted her and said, look,
I got your know, no hard feelings, but could you
just tell me where the car is?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Obviously you don't have hard feelings for you to say.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
What did she say back?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
She wrote back, skull and crossbones emoji. There's no car,
you idiot.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Controlled you time. That is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
My god, she is next level.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
All you to do is buy a random BMW key.
Oh you deserve it, bro, you know it?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Hey, that's you know, that's what I wanted to confess.
She got me. She got me pretty good.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, that's legendary smart. Yeah, Oh my god, so funny.
I want to get cheated on so I can do this.
You don't actually get the car, you know? Yeah, I
can't go to something right.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, that's a new type of confession for this segment
forf Thank you for sharing that. Joe text into seven
eight five nine too. If you have a confession that
you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,
master your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
We got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
It's time for your phone tap. And today we call
a guy who just had a new neighbor moving next door.
He hasn't officially met them yet, but his brother thought
it might be funny if we posed as the awkward neighbor.
That might be a little bit too neighborly. You'll understand
what I mean when you hear it. Oh and we
also had to filter this one through a cell phone
(22:57):
to make it sound like Jose was actually outside the
guy's house. You're hit your phones out right now. Mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Hello, Hey, neighbor, is this Dodge?
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Yeah, i'd get you. What's up?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Man?
Speaker 11 (23:18):
Hey, I'm your new neighbor.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
My name's Hank.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
You're the guy that just next That's me the Hank. Yeah,
how's it going. I'm actually kind of busy right now?
What could I What could I do?
Speaker 11 (23:32):
So I'll make this quick. I was just looking at
your house. I notice you have a bunch of leaves
on your roof up there?
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Did you realize that?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
So?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
What I mean? It is that time of year, I
guess totally.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
I just thought that I would do the neighborly thing,
take care of those lows for you. I actually work
in construction, so I got one of these bad boys
lying around.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oh wait, hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey, what's that sound
in the background. I'm going off. That's my hydraulic lift.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
It makes it really convenient. I'm actually here now, I'm
like twenty feet in the air, maybe thirty.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
What do you mean you're here?
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Now?
Speaker 9 (24:11):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I'm using you?
Speaker 11 (24:14):
I mean here now, I'm on top of your root. Well,
I'm adjacent to your roof. Wait, yeah, man, the leaves
aren't a mess up here.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
You're telling me you brought a hydraulic glypt over to
my property without asking me permission for that.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
I moved in and then I figured this would be easy
for me to take care of.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
You know, you don't got to pay though, Hey hey, yeah,
maybe your old neighborhood that's how they did things. But
I don't need you at my property at all.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
You should have seen my old neighborhood. There were no
leaves on any room. I'm a helpful guy.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
God, this is this is a new one. But wait,
what is that? I'm here? What did you hear that?
Speaker 11 (24:53):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (24:53):
What is That's ever made that sound before? What is that?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Well?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I'm trying to manu left.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
But it's kind of glitchy, like the joystick.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
It's a little like it's.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Like, are you listening to me? I need you to go?
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Well I would, but I actually think I'm stuck, so
hold on. It kind of blocked up. Hey, do you
happen to have any like lube lying around your house?
Mechanical lube, not the other kind.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
I don't have any mechanical loob come.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
On and on your garage like WD four thousand or
something like.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
No, I need see something really louby listen, buddy, I
need you to move everything you've brought with you off
of my property now.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
Do you not hear this?
Speaker 9 (25:37):
You're the one who initiated all this, so you need
to figure out how to get it out of it.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
I'm just gonna lean a little heavier on the controls.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Dang it, what was that?
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Nuck?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Hold on now, it sounds like you hit something.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
It's just your gutter. Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
Than When is that that is loud? If I get
home and I see any damage to my roof, I
promise you I'm gonna beat your egg or standing that.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Let's let me get unstuck here. Hold on, we're gonna go.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
I'm gonna put.
Speaker 11 (26:07):
Yes left, No, I don't think that did anything. I
gotta go the other way.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Oh my god, right right? What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (26:18):
No, something smells.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
There's something smoking. You gotta be a freaking you, an
idiot or something.
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Oh wait, the lift cage is caught on the cable wire.
That's what's going on.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
I have to mute a little bit of the.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Oh I'm free?
Speaker 9 (26:36):
What are you doing? That was easy?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
What?
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Yeah, I'll just take it down now, No, blew it
down slowly, slowly, slowly, like you didn't just damage this
guy's roof.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
And I'm safe.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yay.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
What did you damage my room?
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Oh no, your roof is fine, but your gutter, on
the other hand, is hanging. I would call someone about that.
Probably not safe.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
When I get home from work, You're gonna have a
serious problem. You're gonna wish to never moved to this
nig well.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
That that's why I'm bringing your brother Morris to protect me.
What your brother Morris, the guy who.
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Set you up?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
This is actually a prank phone call right now, You're
on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. What I'm going
back up, I'm going back up.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
I'm going I'm going to kill me. Oh my gosh,
this is crazy.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
No, your brother Morris is crazy.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Brother.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Watching the new guy move in the other day and
you already didn't like him just by looking at him
or something.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
I can't believe I was teacher. Wow, it's okay.
Speaker 11 (27:36):
I get that a lot, mostly for my co workers,
right broke.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
The week up. Every morning was pune tap weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
One of our listeners came home the other day to
find his front door wide open. Half the stuff in
his place was gone, along with a very bizarre handwritten
note left for him on his kitchen towel.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
What the heck and.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What that message said? Let him down a very, very
bizarre path where he was doing research online following people's
cars around town, and he brought him to this moment
where he wants to make an awkward phone call to
a total stranger to warn them that the same thing
might be about to happen to them.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Oh my gosh, this sounds like a mystery again.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Apparently you're gonna hear the full story when we do
your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this It's awkward,
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
A few months ago, we did a second date update
with a guy named Sean, And if you're a regular
listener to the show or to our podcast Aprok and Jeffrey,
go follow subscribe, you might remember Sean being trapped in
an elevator with a woman for forty five minutes. Yeah,
this song was playing over the elevator your speakers the
entire time on repeat. Right, that's how good our research is.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
That woman's name was Nicole and they ended up agreeing
to go out again and actually became an item boyfriend
and girlfriend. But now Sean has reached out to us
for an awkward Tuesday phone call in regards to Nicole.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
The full circle right now?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Is this a good call we're gonna make or a
bad call?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Sean?
Speaker 10 (29:27):
You know it's not a great call.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Oh do it?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I was like, we were invested in you two as
a couple. I create this were.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Together, y, but in the last ten seconds, we're really invested.
So tell us what happened, dude? What happened with you
and Nicole?
Speaker 10 (29:47):
All right? We've been dating for like three months okay,
and she moved in whoa wow. Yeah, probably a little
too quick in retrospect.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, are you guys already broken up?
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Well, it's kind of a gray area right now.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Tell us the story of what happened.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
Okay. So I came home from work after we've been together,
like living together for about a month, okay, and the
front door was wide open.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh no, was your heart just beating? I always think
that that means something really bad.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
If she made that heating bill go up? Break up
with her?
Speaker 10 (30:21):
Okay, you know that heating bill was the least of
my concerns at the time.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's not funny.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
So that's obviously weird to come home and see your
front door open. Did you go in or do you
call somebody?
Speaker 10 (30:33):
I went in because I was like, I don't know
if something was wrong, Like I like, if you did
help or something. So I was like, hello, no answer.
I go in and all of her stuff is gone.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Whoa who?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Well, initially I was like, did I get robbed?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
What'd you do? Did you call her?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Well?
Speaker 10 (30:51):
There was a note I found the note of the
kitchen counter.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
O no a ransom note or just a note written
from her.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I have your clothes.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We've established that she's not in trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
What did it say?
Speaker 10 (31:03):
It says I feel awful that I couldn't tell you
this in person, But I met someone else.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
WHOA, My god.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
She's like, you're a great guy. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh I mean, wow, that's just so much. It's like
you're only four months into the relationship. But also, you
guys invested a lot real quickly.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
What was going through your mind when you read that?
Speaker 10 (31:24):
Well, at this point, I'm like, is she alive? I
just want to make sure she's okay.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Wait, you haven't talked to her at all.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
So I tried to call her. I texted her, I
DMed her nothing nothing.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
I was like, I guess what I need to do
is go to her work. You know, if she's okay,
at least she'll be at work totally.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Nothing bad or awkward happens when you go to your
ex's workplace and try and ask questions.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's a thing like you're kind of fronting that that
you were worried about her health and safety, but you
knew that she was healthy and safe.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
She's just Note then I just to.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Like, let's be honest. You were going there, how were
you feeling pulling up in her parking lot?
Speaker 10 (32:06):
I was like ready to be angry, but I didn't
want to be angry until I knew she was alive.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Why did you think she wasn't alive? Bringing that dead
people don't leave you know.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
She was kidnapped or something. Look situation, that would.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Be a smart kidnapper. Note, though someone else.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Leaving a whole bunch of breadcrumbs for alibis for yourself.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Here.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
So what happens when you do get to her work?
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Well, I go to her work and I pull in
right behind this pickup truck and she and she gets
out of the pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
With the other guy and he drives her to work.
Speaker 10 (32:46):
She kisses. This guy in the pickup truck?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Was he like super handsome too?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
I'm officially angry if he's not bad looking at that sucks?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Man, Sorry, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Did you go home?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I followed? I followed the truck?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
No, yes, ye.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
See, we all get it. We all want to know,
but we know we shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Well, where'd the truck go?
Speaker 10 (33:19):
He went to his house and I wrote his address down.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
My gosh, we're.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Started to get creepy.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I feel like if I was in that same situation,
I might do the same exact thing.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Wor Yeah, I had to.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Work and talk to her. I think over following the
dude home, but I wouldn't talk about you.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
I would just cut we went off, and I'd go
cry every night about it for seven years and still
think about my ex like I currently do.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
If you're listening, sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Sorry, why did you write her the address down? Did
you plan to go back?
Speaker 10 (33:48):
I wanted to. I wanted to google who this guy was.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, what did you find out?
Speaker 10 (33:54):
This guy named Mitch? I found his Instagram and he
has a girlfriend. It's not your Nicoll, not Nicole, a
different girl.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Karma's already got her. Then, bro, that you don't have
to worry about.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Do you know that? Are you sure it's the right person?
Speaker 10 (34:13):
I'm positive that's the truck was in one of the pictures.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, so what do you want to do with your
awkward call? Here? Who are we reaching out to?
Speaker 10 (34:21):
I want to call Mitch's girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
How did you stop?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Don't like it?
Speaker 10 (34:27):
They're probably tagged she tagged in the photo.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
I like this.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
In the world of petty, It's like, okay, buddy, you
ruined my relationship, now I'm going.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
To ruin yours.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't know about this.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Think about it. Would you want to get this call
letting you know your significant other was doing no good
behind your back? Or would you just rather be blissfully ignorant?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I don't know that, like did There's just so many
variables here that we could just have the wrong idea.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I want to do this just for a pure ratings
reason to do it. I think it's just interesting to hear.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Well, there the honesty that we need it.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I love the messiness. Bless this mess. We're gonna come
down and we're going to call this girl and tell
her there's a possibility that her boyfriend is sneaking around
behind her back and she doesn't know it. Before we
move on, what advice are you looking for from us?
Real quick?
Speaker 10 (35:17):
I just think that if I have a radio station,
like a radio show on my side, it'll be a
little more believable than if I just some random guy
contacting her exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah, it's just a random call, and it's like, how
would you trust that person? Yeah, we're not the most
trustworthy people, but at least we have strengthen numbers.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Well, we're a radio show if she believes us, but
if she doesn't, we'll just say we're a podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Yeah, we're gonna do your awkward Tuesday phone call right
after this. It's awkward. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Hell,
hath no fury like a Brook and Jeffrey listener. Scorne
was scorned big time. And I'm trying to make this
(36:03):
recap as short as possible. But months ago he did
a second date update with us with a woman named Nicole.
They ended up dating for three months when she moved in. Yes,
thirty days later she moved.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Out, Yeah, without notice, unannounced.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yes, so Sean wanted answers on why ended up going
to her work and that's where he saw Nicole getting
out of a pickup truck kissing another dude, which.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
To be fair, she did leave a note saying I
left you for another person, so it wasn't like he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Expecting to see that though when he followed her to
her work. That's why Sean followed the guy to an address,
did some online snooping and other research that I'm guessing
is one hundred percent legal, and found out that this
guy has another girlfriend. That's why he needs our help today.
He has the other girl's phone number and wants to
sound believable when he calls to tell her the story,
(36:55):
so that she actually might buy it and doesn't just
hang up on him. Jose, this is pretty comp so
I'm glad you're going to be the first one giving ad.
I am too, Jazz, what do you have to say
to Sean?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Look, man, if you want to sound believable, you can't
be yourself if you come across as a scorned X.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh yeah, that just throws.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
Up a bunch of red flags.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Oh, I say, you need to pretend that you're someone
else in his life.
Speaker 8 (37:19):
I don't know if you're a cousin or like a
oh oh, you.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Want him to out lie about.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Not Yes, you are now a random person in his life.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
What, Jehan, what do you think of that idea, pretending
like you already know him to build a little credibility.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
Yes, honestly, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
That's why they go to me first on this one.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
To a long road to get there, but I think
we got somewhere.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I mean, I get what you're saying, Jose because it
does sound super creepy if he includes a lot of
details about how he found this guy Mitch right, the
Google search and the following, But also like you need
to focus on intent. So you got hurt. It's terror
bull and you don't want her to go through the
same thing. You don't want anyone to go through the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I think she hangs up on that advice. What do
you think, Sean?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Really good?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
I think I'm gonna go with the first plan.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Oh ya, I'm.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Going to find out you're a liar yet her.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Her boyfriend is the ultimate liar at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sorry, it's like two lies.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Make it right, Sean? You feel ready?
Speaker 10 (38:26):
I think I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Maybe be a neighbor. You could be a neighbor. You
know where he lives. You might live with him. That's
a good point. I'm trying to get in on the line.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Be as vague as you possibly can with your lies,
but best of luck. We'll jump in when we feel
like you need a little help.
Speaker 10 (38:43):
All right, I am so nervous right now.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
It's good. Mitch's very nervous friend calling. It's good. I
like that you're building a character for yourself.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Here we go. Hello. Hi?
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Is this Michelle?
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
This is she who's speaking.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (39:12):
I'm Sean. I work with Mitch. Your boy or you're married?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, he's my boyfriend? Is everything? Okay?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Oh, he's fine, he's fine. The reason, the reason for
my call is that Mitch has been leaving work in
the middle of the day and he's gone. He's gone
for a few hours, and then he comes back to
the office and he's just super happy with a big
old grin on his face.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
I'm what it seems like. Maybe you're not listening. He's
leaving work and he's coming back really happy, like he.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Had a good lunch.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Happy.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Maybe you mean you've.
Speaker 10 (40:00):
Got a great lunch and it's affecting his work. So
if you could just stop him, I mean, stop.
Speaker 9 (40:11):
What I have.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
What are you trying to insinuate right now?
Speaker 10 (40:14):
Whatever you're doing to entice Mitch to come home with
you for you know, romance, good loving whatever. He's not
doing his job, is what I'm saying. And so if
you could stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
But I'm not meeting Mitch at lunch, that's just not Oh.
I have my own job, I have my own work schedule.
I literally could not do that.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
That's certainly interesting because do you think you think he
might be meeting someone else?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, what's going on here?
Speaker 10 (40:56):
I just think maybe he's seeing somebody at lunch.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
You must be his manager or something. And I think
I might know where he's been going during that time.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
Where where do you think he's going?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Well, how do I face this?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
He has been donating his genetics to produced themselves.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
Well, if I think I know what you're saying that
he's making deposits, correct, right, Well, I think you're you're
kind of there. Excuse me. I don't think he's making
deposits to a reputable organization. I think he's donating to
my ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what's going on here?
What's happening Michelle?
Speaker 4 (42:04):
First of all, we are so sorry for the conversation
that just happened. But this is called an awkward Tuesday
phone call.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
We're radio show, Michelle. We've been listening.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Is this a prank or something? Please tell me this
is just some sort of joke one of his buddies
is doing on me.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I wish it was a prank, but really we're trying
to help out our listener, Sean here, who has something
hard that he needs to tell you. Sean, I feel
like you should take it from here, say it now.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
Yeah. So I had a girlfriend. She left me, and
then I went to her work and she was getting
out of your boyfriend's pickup and kissing him. What And
I think your boyfriend is cheating on you with my
ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I know bitch better than anyone, and I know exactly
what's going on in his life and where he goes.
This is just ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (42:59):
Well, you don't know that. This is something you don't know,
And I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm finding this very hard to believe, having some random
person call me through the radio and make these wild
accusations which cannot be true. I don't believe this.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
And honestly, maybe maybe you shouldn't right now, but maybe
this will lead to some conversations that you should have
with your boyfriend Mitch about where you guys are at
in your relationship, or if.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
You want to avoid that, just put a tracker on
his truck and see where it goes.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
That's creepy.
Speaker 8 (43:31):
We can help with.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
That, you know.
Speaker 10 (43:33):
I give you the address of my ex girlfriend's job,
and you could meet me there tomorrow and we can
see the sea for yourself.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Well that's an invitation you won't find on a Hallmark card.
But what do you think, Michelle, you want to go
stock your ex boyfriend with a total strange job? Just saying.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It's not eight thousand red flags that even just came
up for me. I didn't say you shouldn't do that, Michelle.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I'm just saying, Michelle, I was where you were once.
I trusted my partner. I thought I was I thought
it was true love and that nothing could ever come
between us. And now I see the light, and I'm
just trying to help you see the truth too.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I will say Sean is coming from a genuine place,
like we heard his story earlier and it sounded pretty believable. Yeah, seriously,
and he was heartbroken, so he just he really seems
like he's looking out for you.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Here.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
The best case scenario, Shan's mistaken, but it's totally up
to you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I can't believe I'm doing this. Give me the address.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
Yeah, we're rolling stocking, But.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I need to figure this out for myself, whether it's
true or not true, and just put an end to
hopefully this prank call, you know.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
And you don't even need to confront anyone.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
Just wait in the parking lot and once you see it,
you know it's official, and then you can move on
and you're not gonna have scene.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
You have to confront, yes to cause a scene if
this all pans out to be true. I mean, because
he could turn out this is all just a weird
thing and he's got the wrong person.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
They're probably just friends and she had stuff on her
lip and he was getting it off for her. Yeah,
put some caramel up there.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Jeff clean Brooks mouth off, all.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, that's just what friends do.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Because we're sorry about the news, Michelle, I mean really.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Yeah, definitely. Can will you please do us a favor
and let us know what happens when you go to
the address.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I'll let you know if his belongings are on our
front lawn by the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Also, could we get the name of that genetics donation
center that he uses. That is the case we need.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Anything you never know you collected.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
It could be a good Saturday or something.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You literally can't do anything with it.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
I never knows a baby alone.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Loo and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Okay, this is the moment that I wish. I wish
we could come in with closures. I know, but we
don't have yet either.
Speaker 8 (46:09):
Oh geez.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
We have asked for an update from these two, from
both parties involved, and we have heard nothing, which either
means that everyone forgot about it. It's no big deal deal,
it wasn't what they thought or got feelings said, yeah,
or everyone got busted for cheating. No one's together anymore
and everyone's moved on. Yeah, and nobody listen to anymore
because it's there traumatized.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, why would you want to revisit?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah? So you know what, we do have a lot
of comments have come in.
Speaker 6 (46:40):
My gosh, so many.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I need an updates. I want to follow them. I'm
biting my nails. I'm ready to go FBI level stalking. Well,
I mean, if you do that, will you update us.
I'm not encouraging it.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
But also I almost asked if they're in the comments somehow.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
No, but someone did say that they think the two
callers should get together. The two people cheated.
Speaker 8 (47:02):
I thought that. I was like, that would but that's
more petty to get back at people.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
If you're both cute, hey, as long as you're single,
that's the point.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Okay, that's a good call in Jose. Well, I'm sorry
we can't give you the closure you wanted, but we
do appreciate you listening. I guess it will just take
this as a life lesson.
Speaker 8 (47:21):
Just know we're going to lose sleep tonight too.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
It's Brock and Jeffrey in the Morning, brooking Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Four simple words were uttered the last time this contestant
was on this show. Those words haunt Brook to this
very day.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You remind me of the words.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Those four words were better luck next time, because John
from Marysville demolished six to four in his last appearing.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
We blocked his number after that, did he not?
Speaker 4 (48:03):
He got a brand new phone just to take you
down one more.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Time, just with that burner phone.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
John, John, welcome back to the arena.
Speaker 10 (48:13):
I'm glad you guys could have me.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Brook.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Do you have four words for John or maybe one
four letter word that you would like to say on
the radio right now?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I could go a suck it John, that's three words,
yeah it John cool.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Her trash talk is not on today. John. Do you
have anything to say to Brook before you start your game?
Speaker 10 (48:37):
I wish you the best of luck, Brook.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Scathing words right with that?
Speaker 8 (48:43):
Worst ever?
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Brook is hanging her head in shame as she leaves
the studio. And let's explain the rules real fast, thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat her
outright to win? John, You ready, I'm ready? Good Luck?
Your time starts now. MTV debuted on this day of
what year in the nineteen eighties, eighty one eighty two
or eighty three.
Speaker 10 (49:06):
Eighty two.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Athena is the Greek goddess of what look according to
Washington State, when children are present in a school zone.
What's the speed limit.
Speaker 10 (49:17):
Twenty?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
What ocean does the Amazon River empty into the Atlantic?
What musical takes place at ryde Ell High? Solid? Guesses there, John,
We're gonna see how you did. In just a minute.
Brook's coming back into the studio and let's ask you
(49:39):
about your summer plans. You got any I.
Speaker 10 (49:41):
Floated the river last week, so probably doing that again
this weekend.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Move the river?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:46):
That one river? Which one?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
We go out to the Stilly a lot and then
we also go out to Plane Elevenent area and go
out there too.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
That's a cold. Her husband just did a river float too, ye,
afting trip down a yellowstone.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yeah, okay, that was a little more.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Was the color of the water.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh they were only up to class three so it
wasn't that big of idea water.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
By the end it was red water. It's really yeah,
that's really anyway, Brooks here, turn you ready? Yeah, your
time starts now. MTV debuted on this day of what
year in the nineteen eighties eighty one eighty two or
eighty three eighty one. Athena is the Greek goddess of what.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Love.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
According to Washington State, when children are present in a
school zone. What's the speed limit.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Fifteen?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
What ocean does the Amazon River empty into Atlantic? What
musical takes place at Rydel High?
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh, my god high School? Oh no, Greece.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
This could be a close one.
Speaker 10 (50:54):
Today.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
We're going to go to the scoreboard to see how
you both did once we figure out the music.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
With Yeah, yeah z.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
I wish I had a ham sandwich to call my nerves.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
Nos, John John for Marysville.
Speaker 8 (51:11):
You got you correct today, brother John.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Not quite the six you had before there, my friend.
Speaker 10 (51:17):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Yeah, well Brook you got three?
Speaker 8 (51:23):
Yeah, very good game.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Not this time, my friend.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Oh my revenge is sweet for Brooke today. Let's get
the answers in real quick. MTV debut on this day
in nineteen eighty one. Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom.
Aphrodity is the Greek goddess of love.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Oh that's why I was gonna say shoes, because she's
got those sweet strap up you know, oh shoes. Yeah,
that's how I picture.
Speaker 6 (51:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
According to Washington State, when children are present in a
school zone, the speed limit is twenty miles per ound.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Is too fast? I am sorry, that is play too fast.
You hit a kid going twenty, there's some damage there.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
The goal, the goal is to not hit the kids. Now, Brook,
that's the whole way too bad. I will tell you
it's fifteen miles power is the safe speed to hit
a child.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
I bumped off the bumper at that Point's like.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
I practice this all my kids.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
The Amazon River empties out into the Atlantic Ocean and
rde el High is from the musical Grease. Now, it
wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, but just we're playing.
We're gonna hook you up with Brooke and Jeffrey swag.
We're gonna do Windbrooks buck same time tomorrow Brook
Speaker 6 (52:38):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
We got a full show for you. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning, and we just truly love that
you're here. Thank you today. We always have a lot
of trivia happening on Tuesdays, and I got to say,
I feel like I have to step my game up
because my kids have started listening at that time. Can
they call you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, One. They had some complaints about how Jeffrey was
saying coupon the other day because he was saying he
was saying coupon it and that was not okay. Yeah, yeah,
they like that. Yeah, so I have to get it
right else they look like an idiot. And then it's
a dinner topic. So yeah, if you think you can
take me on, please don't call in. I like the
(00:40):
week right now to make me look better.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We got some other fun mass speaker awkward Tuesdays coming up,
but comments, what do you like, Alexis Yeah, Joseph Hubbard said,
I only know what date is because of the show.
Sweet Banks, Joseph, it is Tuesday, Joseph, Happy Tuesday, Sit back,
enjoy the full hour.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Let's all raise our coffee mugs and six am energy
drinks to our hero of thee it's brooking Jeffrey in
the morning. And today's hero emerged when police in Atlanta
got an emergency call the other day from a waste
management company saying one of their ex employees showed up
randomly and took one of their front loaders for a spin.
(01:20):
Oh just so you know, a front loader is one
of those big construction vehicles with a big steel bucket
on the front to scoop stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's like a back hobe but in
the front.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So anyway, the ex employee decided he deserved to take
that for a joy run.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh man, I mean, we've all wanted to.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
He was still driving around the waste management parking lot
when cops got there.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I didn't give very far.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And then he took off and started heading down a
public road like.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Five miles an hour, Like those things can't go that fast,
very very slow chase.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
There was multiple cops behind him, but the construction vehicle
weighs over seventy five thousand pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Again, a whole lot the.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Police cruisers can do to stop that thing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You just I mean, I would imagine that it's going
to run out of gas pretty soon.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Well, a quick thinking cop had a better idea.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
He went back to the waste management site, where a
current employee volunteered to hop into a second front loader
and chase the first one down.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
How is this a good idea? More front loaders is?
I don't think the answer.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So the criminal was already a few miles away by then,
so they had the hero a police escort to catch up.
And when they got there, the driver used the bucket
on the second front loader to flip the first one over.
The first one landed on its side, and the chase
(02:43):
was done.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Dang, that is like an expensive way to end at chase.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Nobody got hurt, no property was damaged. Impressive besides the
one that got flipped.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay again, I feel like my running out of gas
idea was maybe a little safer for everybody.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, not fun in her The ex employee is now
facing charges for theft, obstruction, criminal damage to property, eluding police,
reckless driving. Meanwhile, the brave driver of that second front
loader who flipped the first guy, he gets the honor
of being Brooke and Jeffery's hero of the week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The god dude, how fun use one front loader to
flip it? I mean that would be a fun job.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, good work construction people. Anyway, let's move on and
get into ask him to the shot collar question of
the day and send it over to Digital Jake for
some questions.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
What are we doing, Jake?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, in honor of National Children's Book Day, I'd like
to read you all a story. Fine. Once upon a time,
in a muggy, eighty degree radio studio far far away,
four bumbling entertainers put their sweaty necks on the line
to be electrocuted by a large dog shock collar. But
this wasn't just any ordinary caller. You see, this collar
(03:57):
magically fit around their next perfectly. No matter how many
chins they each were sporting that morning, Wow, I have three,
there was only one hope to save themselves, and that
was to correctly answer trivia questions given to them by
the very handsome and incredibly charming digital producer Prince Jake.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Will these four numb schools get a happily ever after
this morning? Let's find out as we play the most
popular children's book edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
By the way, shout out to the people that love
the way Ja says plenty of twenty.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I ran into ten of you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Recently, really, because we get a lot of text complaints
about it.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
It was out of the wild.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, Budio with the Lexus and people were like, tell Jake,
the plenty of twenty thing is.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Awesome, says it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I have a list of the twenty top selling children's
books of all time, and we'll go around the room
and you need to name them to stay alive, and
if you manage to get the number one answer, you'll
receive a silver save. And I will predict that no
one will be able to get the number one answer
on my list. Really, Yeah, it's a tough one. We're
gonna start with the woman who doesn't read because English
(05:09):
is a second language to her and she never had
a first that's Alexis.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Alexis is exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Top twenty best selling children's books of all time.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know what sells for kids books anymore, but
I don't like that. If you give a mouse of
cookie books, I don't know why it's still popular, but
I'm gonna do with that.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
If you give a mouse of cookie did not make
my top twenty, so good?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What's the moral of that one?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You give the mass a cookie? I think I missed
the story.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Past the cover.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's all right, it's a great cover. Language shows I understand, understand.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right, rough start, We're over to brook. Okay, Top twenty
children's books of all time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I feel like this is my wheelhouse.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know you read with your kids or something.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with one fish to fish, right fish.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
One fish, two fish, redfish, bluefish. Not for you fish
not in the top twenty at all, are you. It's
a tough one.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Okay, jose were over to you.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I have one that is super popular, now that I know,
I bought a whole series.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Is for my nephew. Diary of a Whimpy Kid.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That's a Diary of a wimpy kid. Did not make
the top twenty, Jeffrey, try to name one of these
off the list.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Okay, well, let's do.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I can't even think, honestly.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What about the Doctor Seuss one everybody gets for graduation? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Why would a high school graduate need a doctor? I
got a car when I graduated college. I'm not a
Doctor Seuss book after graduation. YEA, all right, rich boys,
you've got children's books for graduating.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You can't give you a sign?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, like a car in the small. It's a different story.
What about Harry Potter, the one that Brook always giving
Harry Potter, that's like top seven.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Harry Potter number two on my list, Jeffrey, I'm gonna
it was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I'm gonna
take all Harry Potter off of the list. So far,
we've had a rough start, you guys. I'm gonna have
to go around again. Here, Alexis name something in the
top twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait we get another chance.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Just don't want you guys to embarrass yourself so bad.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It was in like every class. Remember was the giving tree?
That the giving tree?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Not on my list? Brook, you got something for me?
I'd love to say.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
No, I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say the
places you'll go, which is the Doctor. I'm actually gonna say,
show me the babysitters Club.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The babysitters Club not on the list, can give you
a green eggs and ham not on my list.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Jeffrey won Game.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Of plenty of twenty. Let's go for the list to
see all these that you guys miss.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Number one on my list The Little Prince from nineteen
forty three. Two hundred million copies of this book has sold.
It's story about a young prince who visits different planets
and asteroids, planting sem and saving them from evasive plants.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It looks kind of animated.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Harry Potter was two. The Hobbit was on the list,
number three. I think it's that kid's The people are
very small in the book Black Beauty, number four. Charlotte's Web.
That's the Tale of Peter Rabbit the Very Hungry Caterpillar.
The Adventures of Pinocchio from eighteen eighty one sold thirty
five million. James and the Giant Peach, Keep Going, Love
You Forever, The Adventures of Huck Finn Where the Wild
(08:41):
Things Are, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The Good
Fight Move, The never Ending Story Guess How Much I
Love You? What I can only assume is a green
version of Mark Ruffalo. It's called the Gruffalo, and there
was one Doctor Seus's book, The.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Cat in the Hack.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
You guys number twenty on the list.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
If you haven't read the gruff recommend so I get
to choose who get shocked. It's going to be Alexis
today because it's Baby Shark.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Baby, Baby shark, Baby shark, that's your.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Shot collar question of the day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
You Alexis taught me whenever you're going up against tough
competition in any type of event, it's important to study
your opponent and know their weakness, what distracts them, what
throws them off, which knees were recently surgically repaired. For
any listeners about to call in to take on Brook,
(09:44):
just know, talking about any type of candy, any free,
lightly used tupperware that's available in the break room for the.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Taking, even their spaghetti stains. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Or bring up the fact that our kids will grow
up and move out someday, that they're going at.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Some point they will they.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I know all the way through. All of that will
definitely get into her head. So use it to your advantage.
Unless if someone can bring Brooke down in trivia's coming
up right now, you better look out Brooke, because Haley
(10:29):
is back. She's zero to two against you all time.
But just like yesterday's competitor Marcos, who was a pro boxer,
she's also a world class athlete. Okay, her sport quilting.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, get those symbols out Hailey, Stitch stitch.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Reverse's in the Q game?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, welcome back, Haley.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hey, what's your signature pattern? Haley?
Speaker 10 (11:00):
I'm hoping for the best.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh, how did you get into quilting?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I made a quill with my grandma for my nephew.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's the hardest part of it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Having patients to finish it all the focus.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Are you putting any of the fair this year? I
mean that's where the real quilting goes down.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, I'm just making it for family.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Uh okay, Well just remember what your grandma said, go
for blood today when you take on Brook, just like
with the quilting, we're sending her out of the studio.
And you know how the game works. You got thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you can say pass. But you have
to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is
International Cat Day. The cat skills are a mountain range
in what Northeastern state past The first episode of South
Park aired in what decade the nineties with over three
billion in sales. What is the best selling cookie in
the world?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Are.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
What movie franchise features autobots and decepticons?
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Transformer?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
There are only three countries in the world that do
not use the metric system Liberia, Myanmar, and what else.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I don't have any idea.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Okay, once a year and anyway, Brook's gonna come back
in the studio. And what have you got going on
this summer?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Hayley?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We're on a road trip right now?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
You are?
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I pulled over though.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, you sound really tired. Should you be driving?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What's the coolest thing you've seen on your road trip?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
My three kids sleeping at the same time.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Ah, better than any national park or monument out there.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You got to soak that up. Well, last, Brooklyn, Yeah,
here we go. Your time starts now. Today is International
Cat Day. The cat Skills are a mountain range in
what northeastern state, New York. The first episode of South
Park aired in what decade eighties with over three billion
in sales. What is the best selling cookie in the world?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Chocolate chip?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
What movie franchise features autobots and decepticons?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Uh, Transformers.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
There's only three countries in the world that do not
use the metric system Liberia, me and Mar and.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What other United States?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
This one could be a close one. We're gonna go
to the scoreboard and see how you both did. With
Jose other weaknesses, we're slow learners and we're not particularly
good listeners.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
We're also slow learners.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You got three correct today, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It was good.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Bug Yeah, with the same amount of questions.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And also three. Sorry about that.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
It was a buzzer beater broke out the last question.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Right, Ty goes to the house on this hail. But
here's the answers for everyone. It's International Cat Day. The
cat skills are Mountain Range in New York South Park,
first aired back in the nineteen nineties. Ninety seven was
when it came on Wow with over three billion in sales,
best selling cookie in the world. Come on now, Brook
its Oreos.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh you're looking for a brand.
Speaker 10 (14:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Sometimes you're just looking for a cookie. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Autobots into septicons are from the movie franchise Transformers and
the only three countries in the world that don't use
the metric system Liberia, Me and mar and the United
States of America.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I have no idea, and it's like, yeah, that's part
of our problem.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Liberia and Mian mar notoriously well organized countries. Oh, I'm
glad that we're gripped in with them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, let's go for feet, Haley.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
It wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, but just for playing,
you do get some Brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Good luck with the rest of your road trip.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hope you find another wonder of the world out there Brooke.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
We all know that moment when you come back home
from a vacation and you see your significant other just
standing there at the airport waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You know when you're married. As long as I have been,
nobody gets out of the car anymore. I'm lucky. If
he's in the car, usually just take an uber home.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I just assume that you tied him up to baggage
claim number three right lefts just nowhere to find them
but the bag. One of our listeners said he was
shocked when he got home from a boy's trip and
discovered his girlfriend wasn't there waiting like she said she
would be.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Instead, there was a message from her that said, I
know what you did, and now I've left something for you.
Here at the airport, that is, if you can find it.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
WHOA, this is another kind of movie.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's really she used to cut out magazine clips.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It took him days to finally figure it out. But
you're gonna hear what happened when he tells us in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Confession, I can't take back o arms speak.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
We got a text into seven eighty five nine two
that says I work in a high security science lab
where we study different diseases. Cool, and part of my
job is to transcribe notes from the different findings. But
at least an hour a day I listened to your
Guys show instead.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh, is this why we have an eradicated disease? Because
we're distracting people.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I mean, if the bubonic plague ever comes back, I
guess we're gonna take the blame for it. Okay, one
second date update destroyed all of civilization.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
They name it the.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Brook and Jeffery bubonic plague.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, if you have some sort of acalyptic event that
you'd like to take credit for, you can do it
here anonymously on the mass speaker. And one of our
listeners wants to come clean, possibly about some sort of
cataclysm that he created. His fake name is Joe.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Wow, that was the biggest word we've ever used on
this show. Joe, Joe.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Welcome in.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, thank you, guys, thank you. That's quite an introduction.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, it sounds like it's a medical I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Changer is on Joe. You're you're a mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Okay, So I was dating this woman for a while.
She was a little older than met, more established, I
guess you could.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Does that mean like she had a job. Is that
what you say?
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, she kind of had her her stuff together, and
you know, I was a little bit more all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
She thought we were exclusive, but honestly, yeah, I didn't
really want to be so I was. I was just
kind of hooking up with some girls more my age.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So in one person and in the relationship, thanks, you're
exclusive and the other one. Doesn't that means that you're cheating?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Awful? It's an age gap problem.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
People always think it's like we're going steady.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Now they say the words going steady, they're definitely older. Okay,
you're still seeing people.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yeah, I mean, you know, we didn't have an exclusive conversation,
but I mean I knew how she felt.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Okay, now we're getting into making the details count. But okay,
so is that your confession that you were cheating on her?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
No? No one. One time I was on vacation with
some buds and I got a text from her saying
she had busted me, that she knew and I don't
know how.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
She figured it out, like how I was like, well,
I just didn't think, but god, she busted me.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Okay, you must not have been that heartbroken over it, though.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
No, I just you know. I told her I'm sorry,
and it's probably for the best anyway, because I kind
of knew this was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
So we broke up.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Well, I this day we come.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
She's been through.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yes, yeah, well this is the weird part. Though. Months later,
I get a letter in the mail from her.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And well, how old is she? She said a letter?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Did it via Pony Express or carrier picture?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, inside the envelope there was a note basically saying,
you know, you screwed up big time. I had a
surprise waiting for you when you got back from vacation.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
She's just now telling you this.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, and you know the surprise. It was a BMW.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Want to Sugar Mama car day and she didn't ever
even have the r WE exclusive talk with you.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah you must be good man, yeah, b or she
must be lowly.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Hey a little column, A little column.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
You called her and said, hey, I miss you. Yeah,
I love you now.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
No. So in the letter, she says, I left it
at the airport for you to drive home, and it's
still there. You want it, have fun paying the fine
to get it out a hole.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Of dollars or if it's not, toadude, that's still worth it.
I mean, you pay the fees, but you're still get
at BMW out did you go get the car?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Well, you know, I did the math and you're right.
I figured it out. It's been three months in regular
airport parking. It's about six thousand dollars in charges.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Oh oh, that's worth it unless it's a used BMW
from like the eighties, and then it's probably not. Somewhere
it's worth.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Like one thing he doesn't drive by before the sid.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Okay, So now you're officially on a mission to find
a BMW that your ex lover has left for you
at the airport and pay all the fees to get
it out. I mean, I have to know what happened.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Well, for the next week, I went to the airport
every single day looking all over the garage for car.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Oh, because you didn't know what it looked like?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah, she said, was BMW.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Did you finally find it?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Well? I kept hitting the alarm button and I couldn't
find it. So eventually I texted her and said, look,
I got your know, no hard feelings, but could you
just tell me where the car is?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Obviously you don't have hard feelings for you to say.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
What did she say back?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
She wrote back, skull and crossbones emoji. There's no car,
you idiot.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Controlled you time. That is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
My god, she is next level.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
All you to do is buy a random BMW key.
Oh you deserve it, bro, you know it?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Hey, that's you know, that's what I wanted to confess.
She got me. She got me pretty good.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, that's legendary smart. Yeah, Oh my god, so funny.
I want to get cheated on so I can do this.
You don't actually get the car, you know? Yeah, I
can't go to something right.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, that's a new type of confession for this segment
forf Thank you for sharing that. Joe text into seven
eight five nine too. If you have a confession that
you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,
master your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
We got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
It's time for your phone tap. And today we call
a guy who just had a new neighbor moving next door.
He hasn't officially met them yet, but his brother thought
it might be funny if we posed as the awkward neighbor.
That might be a little bit too neighborly. You'll understand
what I mean when you hear it. Oh and we
also had to filter this one through a cell phone
(22:57):
to make it sound like Jose was actually outside the
guy's house. You're hit your phones out right now. Mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Hello, Hey, neighbor, is this Dodge?
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Yeah, i'd get you. What's up?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Man?
Speaker 11 (23:18):
Hey, I'm your new neighbor.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
My name's Hank.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
You're the guy that just next That's me the Hank. Yeah,
how's it going. I'm actually kind of busy right now?
What could I What could I do?
Speaker 11 (23:32):
So I'll make this quick. I was just looking at
your house. I notice you have a bunch of leaves
on your roof up there?
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Did you realize that?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
So?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
What I mean? It is that time of year, I
guess totally.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
I just thought that I would do the neighborly thing,
take care of those lows for you. I actually work
in construction, so I got one of these bad boys
lying around.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oh wait, hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey, what's that sound
in the background. I'm going off. That's my hydraulic lift.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
It makes it really convenient. I'm actually here now, I'm
like twenty feet in the air, maybe thirty.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
What do you mean you're here?
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Now?
Speaker 9 (24:11):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I'm using you?
Speaker 11 (24:14):
I mean here now, I'm on top of your root. Well,
I'm adjacent to your roof. Wait, yeah, man, the leaves
aren't a mess up here.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
You're telling me you brought a hydraulic glypt over to
my property without asking me permission for that.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
I moved in and then I figured this would be easy
for me to take care of.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
You know, you don't got to pay though, Hey hey, yeah,
maybe your old neighborhood that's how they did things. But
I don't need you at my property at all.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
You should have seen my old neighborhood. There were no
leaves on any room. I'm a helpful guy.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
God, this is this is a new one. But wait,
what is that? I'm here? What did you hear that?
Speaker 11 (24:53):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (24:53):
What is That's ever made that sound before? What is that?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Well?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I'm trying to manu left.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
But it's kind of glitchy, like the joystick.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
It's a little like it's.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Like, are you listening to me? I need you to go?
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Well I would, but I actually think I'm stuck, so
hold on. It kind of blocked up. Hey, do you
happen to have any like lube lying around your house?
Mechanical lube, not the other kind.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
I don't have any mechanical loob come.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
On and on your garage like WD four thousand or
something like.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
No, I need see something really louby listen, buddy, I
need you to move everything you've brought with you off
of my property now.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
Do you not hear this?
Speaker 9 (25:37):
You're the one who initiated all this, so you need
to figure out how to get it out of it.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
I'm just gonna lean a little heavier on the controls.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Dang it, what was that?
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Nuck?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Hold on now, it sounds like you hit something.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
It's just your gutter. Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
Than When is that that is loud? If I get
home and I see any damage to my roof, I
promise you I'm gonna beat your egg or standing that.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Let's let me get unstuck here. Hold on, we're gonna go.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
I'm gonna put.
Speaker 11 (26:07):
Yes left, No, I don't think that did anything. I
gotta go the other way.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Oh my god, right right? What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (26:18):
No, something smells.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
There's something smoking. You gotta be a freaking you, an
idiot or something.
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Oh wait, the lift cage is caught on the cable wire.
That's what's going on.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
I have to mute a little bit of the.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Oh I'm free?
Speaker 9 (26:36):
What are you doing? That was easy?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
What?
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Yeah, I'll just take it down now, No, blew it
down slowly, slowly, slowly, like you didn't just damage this
guy's roof.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
And I'm safe.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yay.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
What did you damage my room?
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Oh no, your roof is fine, but your gutter, on
the other hand, is hanging. I would call someone about that.
Probably not safe.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
When I get home from work, You're gonna have a
serious problem. You're gonna wish to never moved to this
nig well.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
That that's why I'm bringing your brother Morris to protect me.
What your brother Morris, the guy who.
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Set you up?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
This is actually a prank phone call right now, You're
on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. What I'm going
back up, I'm going back up.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
I'm going I'm going to kill me. Oh my gosh,
this is crazy.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
No, your brother Morris is crazy.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Brother.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Watching the new guy move in the other day and
you already didn't like him just by looking at him
or something.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
I can't believe I was teacher. Wow, it's okay.
Speaker 11 (27:36):
I get that a lot, mostly for my co workers,
right broke.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
The week up. Every morning was pune tap weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
One of our listeners came home the other day to
find his front door wide open. Half the stuff in
his place was gone, along with a very bizarre handwritten
note left for him on his kitchen towel.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
What the heck and.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What that message said? Let him down a very, very
bizarre path where he was doing research online following people's
cars around town, and he brought him to this moment
where he wants to make an awkward phone call to
a total stranger to warn them that the same thing
might be about to happen to them.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Oh my gosh, this sounds like a mystery again.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Apparently you're gonna hear the full story when we do
your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this It's awkward,
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
A few months ago, we did a second date update
with a guy named Sean, And if you're a regular
listener to the show or to our podcast Aprok and Jeffrey,
go follow subscribe, you might remember Sean being trapped in
an elevator with a woman for forty five minutes. Yeah,
this song was playing over the elevator your speakers the
entire time on repeat. Right, that's how good our research is.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
That woman's name was Nicole and they ended up agreeing
to go out again and actually became an item boyfriend
and girlfriend. But now Sean has reached out to us
for an awkward Tuesday phone call in regards to Nicole.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
The full circle right now?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Is this a good call we're gonna make or a
bad call?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Sean?
Speaker 10 (29:27):
You know it's not a great call.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Oh do it?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I was like, we were invested in you two as
a couple. I create this were.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Together, y, but in the last ten seconds, we're really invested.
So tell us what happened, dude? What happened with you
and Nicole?
Speaker 10 (29:47):
All right? We've been dating for like three months okay,
and she moved in whoa wow. Yeah, probably a little
too quick in retrospect.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, are you guys already broken up?
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Well, it's kind of a gray area right now.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Tell us the story of what happened.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
Okay. So I came home from work after we've been together,
like living together for about a month, okay, and the
front door was wide open.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh no, was your heart just beating? I always think
that that means something really bad.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
If she made that heating bill go up? Break up
with her?
Speaker 10 (30:21):
Okay, you know that heating bill was the least of
my concerns at the time.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's not funny.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
So that's obviously weird to come home and see your
front door open. Did you go in or do you
call somebody?
Speaker 10 (30:33):
I went in because I was like, I don't know
if something was wrong, Like I like, if you did
help or something. So I was like, hello, no answer.
I go in and all of her stuff is gone.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Whoa who?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Well, initially I was like, did I get robbed?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
What'd you do? Did you call her?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Well?
Speaker 10 (30:51):
There was a note I found the note of the
kitchen counter.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
O no a ransom note or just a note written
from her.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I have your clothes.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We've established that she's not in trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
What did it say?
Speaker 10 (31:03):
It says I feel awful that I couldn't tell you
this in person, But I met someone else.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
WHOA, My god.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
She's like, you're a great guy. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh I mean, wow, that's just so much. It's like
you're only four months into the relationship. But also, you
guys invested a lot real quickly.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
What was going through your mind when you read that?
Speaker 10 (31:24):
Well, at this point, I'm like, is she alive? I
just want to make sure she's okay.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Wait, you haven't talked to her at all.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
So I tried to call her. I texted her, I
DMed her nothing nothing.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
I was like, I guess what I need to do
is go to her work. You know, if she's okay,
at least she'll be at work totally.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Nothing bad or awkward happens when you go to your
ex's workplace and try and ask questions.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's a thing like you're kind of fronting that that
you were worried about her health and safety, but you
knew that she was healthy and safe.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
She's just Note then I just to.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Like, let's be honest. You were going there, how were
you feeling pulling up in her parking lot?
Speaker 10 (32:06):
I was like ready to be angry, but I didn't
want to be angry until I knew she was alive.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Why did you think she wasn't alive? Bringing that dead
people don't leave you know.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
She was kidnapped or something. Look situation, that would.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Be a smart kidnapper. Note, though someone else.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Leaving a whole bunch of breadcrumbs for alibis for yourself.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Here.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
So what happens when you do get to her work?
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Well, I go to her work and I pull in
right behind this pickup truck and she and she gets
out of the pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
With the other guy and he drives her to work.
Speaker 10 (32:46):
She kisses. This guy in the pickup truck?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Was he like super handsome too?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
I'm officially angry if he's not bad looking at that sucks?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Man, Sorry, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Did you go home?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I followed? I followed the truck?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
No, yes, ye.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
See, we all get it. We all want to know,
but we know we shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Well, where'd the truck go?
Speaker 10 (33:19):
He went to his house and I wrote his address down.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
My gosh, we're.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Started to get creepy.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I feel like if I was in that same situation,
I might do the same exact thing.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Wor Yeah, I had to.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Work and talk to her. I think over following the
dude home, but I wouldn't talk about you.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
I would just cut we went off, and I'd go
cry every night about it for seven years and still
think about my ex like I currently do.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
If you're listening, sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Sorry, why did you write her the address down? Did
you plan to go back?
Speaker 10 (33:48):
I wanted to. I wanted to google who this guy was.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, what did you find out?
Speaker 10 (33:54):
This guy named Mitch? I found his Instagram and he
has a girlfriend. It's not your Nicoll, not Nicole, a
different girl.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Karma's already got her. Then, bro, that you don't have
to worry about.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Do you know that? Are you sure it's the right person?
Speaker 10 (34:13):
I'm positive that's the truck was in one of the pictures.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, so what do you want to do with your
awkward call? Here? Who are we reaching out to?
Speaker 10 (34:21):
I want to call Mitch's girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
How did you stop?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Don't like it?
Speaker 10 (34:27):
They're probably tagged she tagged in the photo.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
I like this.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
In the world of petty, It's like, okay, buddy, you
ruined my relationship, now I'm going.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
To ruin yours.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't know about this.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Think about it. Would you want to get this call
letting you know your significant other was doing no good
behind your back? Or would you just rather be blissfully ignorant?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I don't know that, like did There's just so many
variables here that we could just have the wrong idea.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I want to do this just for a pure ratings
reason to do it. I think it's just interesting to hear.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Well, there the honesty that we need it.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I love the messiness. Bless this mess. We're gonna come
down and we're going to call this girl and tell
her there's a possibility that her boyfriend is sneaking around
behind her back and she doesn't know it. Before we
move on, what advice are you looking for from us?
Real quick?
Speaker 10 (35:17):
I just think that if I have a radio station,
like a radio show on my side, it'll be a
little more believable than if I just some random guy
contacting her exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah, it's just a random call, and it's like, how
would you trust that person? Yeah, we're not the most
trustworthy people, but at least we have strengthen numbers.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Well, we're a radio show if she believes us, but
if she doesn't, we'll just say we're a podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Yeah, we're gonna do your awkward Tuesday phone call right
after this. It's awkward. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Hell,
hath no fury like a Brook and Jeffrey listener. Scorne
was scorned big time. And I'm trying to make this
(36:03):
recap as short as possible. But months ago he did
a second date update with us with a woman named Nicole.
They ended up dating for three months when she moved in. Yes,
thirty days later she moved.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Out, Yeah, without notice, unannounced.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yes, so Sean wanted answers on why ended up going
to her work and that's where he saw Nicole getting
out of a pickup truck kissing another dude, which.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
To be fair, she did leave a note saying I
left you for another person, so it wasn't like he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Expecting to see that though when he followed her to
her work. That's why Sean followed the guy to an address,
did some online snooping and other research that I'm guessing
is one hundred percent legal, and found out that this
guy has another girlfriend. That's why he needs our help today.
He has the other girl's phone number and wants to
sound believable when he calls to tell her the story,
(36:55):
so that she actually might buy it and doesn't just
hang up on him. Jose, this is pretty comp so
I'm glad you're going to be the first one giving ad.
I am too, Jazz, what do you have to say
to Sean?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Look, man, if you want to sound believable, you can't
be yourself if you come across as a scorned X.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh yeah, that just throws.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
Up a bunch of red flags.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Oh, I say, you need to pretend that you're someone
else in his life.
Speaker 8 (37:19):
I don't know if you're a cousin or like a
oh oh, you.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Want him to out lie about.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Not Yes, you are now a random person in his life.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
What, Jehan, what do you think of that idea, pretending
like you already know him to build a little credibility.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
Yes, honestly, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
That's why they go to me first on this one.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
To a long road to get there, but I think
we got somewhere.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I mean, I get what you're saying, Jose because it
does sound super creepy if he includes a lot of
details about how he found this guy Mitch right, the
Google search and the following, But also like you need
to focus on intent. So you got hurt. It's terror
bull and you don't want her to go through the
same thing. You don't want anyone to go through the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I think she hangs up on that advice. What do
you think, Sean?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Really good?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
I think I'm gonna go with the first plan.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Oh ya, I'm.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Going to find out you're a liar yet her.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Her boyfriend is the ultimate liar at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sorry, it's like two lies.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Make it right, Sean? You feel ready?
Speaker 10 (38:26):
I think I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Maybe be a neighbor. You could be a neighbor. You
know where he lives. You might live with him. That's
a good point. I'm trying to get in on the line.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Be as vague as you possibly can with your lies,
but best of luck. We'll jump in when we feel
like you need a little help.
Speaker 10 (38:43):
All right, I am so nervous right now.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
It's good. Mitch's very nervous friend calling. It's good. I
like that you're building a character for yourself.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Here we go. Hello. Hi?
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Is this Michelle?
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
This is she who's speaking.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (39:12):
I'm Sean. I work with Mitch. Your boy or you're married?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, he's my boyfriend? Is everything? Okay?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Oh, he's fine, he's fine. The reason, the reason for
my call is that Mitch has been leaving work in
the middle of the day and he's gone. He's gone
for a few hours, and then he comes back to
the office and he's just super happy with a big
old grin on his face.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
I'm what it seems like. Maybe you're not listening. He's
leaving work and he's coming back really happy, like he.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Had a good lunch.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Happy.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Maybe you mean you've.
Speaker 10 (40:00):
Got a great lunch and it's affecting his work. So
if you could just stop him, I mean, stop.
Speaker 9 (40:11):
What I have.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
What are you trying to insinuate right now?
Speaker 10 (40:14):
Whatever you're doing to entice Mitch to come home with
you for you know, romance, good loving whatever. He's not
doing his job, is what I'm saying. And so if
you could stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
But I'm not meeting Mitch at lunch, that's just not Oh.
I have my own job, I have my own work schedule.
I literally could not do that.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
That's certainly interesting because do you think you think he
might be meeting someone else?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, what's going on here?
Speaker 10 (40:56):
I just think maybe he's seeing somebody at lunch.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
You must be his manager or something. And I think
I might know where he's been going during that time.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
Where where do you think he's going?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Well, how do I face this?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
He has been donating his genetics to produced themselves.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
Well, if I think I know what you're saying that
he's making deposits, correct, right, Well, I think you're you're
kind of there. Excuse me. I don't think he's making
deposits to a reputable organization. I think he's donating to
my ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what's going on here?
What's happening Michelle?
Speaker 4 (42:04):
First of all, we are so sorry for the conversation
that just happened. But this is called an awkward Tuesday
phone call.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
We're radio show, Michelle. We've been listening.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Is this a prank or something? Please tell me this
is just some sort of joke one of his buddies
is doing on me.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I wish it was a prank, but really we're trying
to help out our listener, Sean here, who has something
hard that he needs to tell you. Sean, I feel
like you should take it from here, say it now.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
Yeah. So I had a girlfriend. She left me, and
then I went to her work and she was getting
out of your boyfriend's pickup and kissing him. What And
I think your boyfriend is cheating on you with my
ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I know bitch better than anyone, and I know exactly
what's going on in his life and where he goes.
This is just ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (42:59):
Well, you don't know that. This is something you don't know,
And I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm finding this very hard to believe, having some random
person call me through the radio and make these wild
accusations which cannot be true. I don't believe this.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
And honestly, maybe maybe you shouldn't right now, but maybe
this will lead to some conversations that you should have
with your boyfriend Mitch about where you guys are at
in your relationship, or if.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
You want to avoid that, just put a tracker on
his truck and see where it goes.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
That's creepy.
Speaker 8 (43:31):
We can help with.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
That, you know.
Speaker 10 (43:33):
I give you the address of my ex girlfriend's job,
and you could meet me there tomorrow and we can
see the sea for yourself.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Well that's an invitation you won't find on a Hallmark card.
But what do you think, Michelle, you want to go
stock your ex boyfriend with a total strange job? Just saying.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It's not eight thousand red flags that even just came
up for me. I didn't say you shouldn't do that, Michelle.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I'm just saying, Michelle, I was where you were once.
I trusted my partner. I thought I was I thought
it was true love and that nothing could ever come
between us. And now I see the light, and I'm
just trying to help you see the truth too.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I will say Sean is coming from a genuine place,
like we heard his story earlier and it sounded pretty believable. Yeah, seriously,
and he was heartbroken, so he just he really seems
like he's looking out for you.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Here.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
The best case scenario, Shan's mistaken, but it's totally up
to you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I can't believe I'm doing this. Give me the address.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
Yeah, we're rolling stocking, But.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I need to figure this out for myself, whether it's
true or not true, and just put an end to
hopefully this prank call, you know.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
And you don't even need to confront anyone.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
Just wait in the parking lot and once you see it,
you know it's official, and then you can move on
and you're not gonna have scene.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
You have to confront, yes to cause a scene if
this all pans out to be true. I mean, because
he could turn out this is all just a weird
thing and he's got the wrong person.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
They're probably just friends and she had stuff on her
lip and he was getting it off for her. Yeah,
put some caramel up there.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Jeff clean Brooks mouth off, all.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, that's just what friends do.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Because we're sorry about the news, Michelle, I mean really.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Yeah, definitely. Can will you please do us a favor
and let us know what happens when you go to
the address.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I'll let you know if his belongings are on our
front lawn by the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Also, could we get the name of that genetics donation
center that he uses. That is the case we need.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Anything you never know you collected.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
It could be a good Saturday or something.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You literally can't do anything with it.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
I never knows a baby alone.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Loo and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Okay, this is the moment that I wish. I wish
we could come in with closures. I know, but we
don't have yet either.
Speaker 8 (46:09):
Oh geez.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
We have asked for an update from these two, from
both parties involved, and we have heard nothing, which either
means that everyone forgot about it. It's no big deal deal,
it wasn't what they thought or got feelings said, yeah,
or everyone got busted for cheating. No one's together anymore
and everyone's moved on. Yeah, and nobody listen to anymore
because it's there traumatized.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, why would you want to revisit?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah? So you know what, we do have a lot
of comments have come in.
Speaker 6 (46:40):
My gosh, so many.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I need an updates. I want to follow them. I'm
biting my nails. I'm ready to go FBI level stalking. Well,
I mean, if you do that, will you update us.
I'm not encouraging it.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
But also I almost asked if they're in the comments somehow.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
No, but someone did say that they think the two
callers should get together. The two people cheated.
Speaker 8 (47:02):
I thought that. I was like, that would but that's
more petty to get back at people.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
If you're both cute, hey, as long as you're single,
that's the point.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Okay, that's a good call in Jose. Well, I'm sorry
we can't give you the closure you wanted, but we
do appreciate you listening. I guess it will just take
this as a life lesson.
Speaker 8 (47:21):
Just know we're going to lose sleep tonight too.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
It's Brock and Jeffrey in the Morning, brooking Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Four simple words were uttered the last time this contestant
was on this show. Those words haunt Brook to this
very day.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You remind me of the words.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Those four words were better luck next time, because John
from Marysville demolished six to four in his last appearing.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
We blocked his number after that, did he not?
Speaker 4 (48:03):
He got a brand new phone just to take you
down one more.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Time, just with that burner phone.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
John, John, welcome back to the arena.
Speaker 10 (48:13):
I'm glad you guys could have me.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Brook.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Do you have four words for John or maybe one
four letter word that you would like to say on
the radio right now?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I could go a suck it John, that's three words,
yeah it John cool.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Her trash talk is not on today. John. Do you
have anything to say to Brook before you start your game?
Speaker 10 (48:37):
I wish you the best of luck, Brook.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Scathing words right with that?
Speaker 8 (48:43):
Worst ever?
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Brook is hanging her head in shame as she leaves
the studio. And let's explain the rules real fast, thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat her
outright to win? John, You ready, I'm ready? Good Luck?
Your time starts now. MTV debuted on this day of
what year in the nineteen eighties, eighty one eighty two
or eighty three.
Speaker 10 (49:06):
Eighty two.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Athena is the Greek goddess of what look according to
Washington State, when children are present in a school zone.
What's the speed limit.
Speaker 10 (49:17):
Twenty?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
What ocean does the Amazon River empty into the Atlantic?
What musical takes place at ryde Ell High? Solid? Guesses there, John,
We're gonna see how you did. In just a minute.
Brook's coming back into the studio and let's ask you
(49:39):
about your summer plans. You got any I.
Speaker 10 (49:41):
Floated the river last week, so probably doing that again
this weekend.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Move the river?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:46):
That one river? Which one?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
We go out to the Stilly a lot and then
we also go out to Plane Elevenent area and go
out there too.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
That's a cold. Her husband just did a river float too, ye,
afting trip down a yellowstone.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yeah, okay, that was a little more.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Was the color of the water.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh they were only up to class three so it
wasn't that big of idea water.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
By the end it was red water. It's really yeah,
that's really anyway, Brooks here, turn you ready? Yeah, your
time starts now. MTV debuted on this day of what
year in the nineteen eighties eighty one eighty two or
eighty three eighty one. Athena is the Greek goddess of what.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Love.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
According to Washington State, when children are present in a
school zone. What's the speed limit.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Fifteen?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
What ocean does the Amazon River empty into Atlantic? What
musical takes place at Rydel High?
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh, my god high School? Oh no, Greece.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
This could be a close one.
Speaker 10 (50:54):
Today.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
We're going to go to the scoreboard to see how
you both did once we figure out the music.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
With Yeah, yeah z.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
I wish I had a ham sandwich to call my nerves.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
Nos, John John for Marysville.
Speaker 8 (51:11):
You got you correct today, brother John.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Not quite the six you had before there, my friend.
Speaker 10 (51:17):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Yeah, well Brook you got three?
Speaker 8 (51:23):
Yeah, very good game.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Not this time, my friend.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Oh my revenge is sweet for Brooke today. Let's get
the answers in real quick. MTV debut on this day
in nineteen eighty one. Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom.
Aphrodity is the Greek goddess of love.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Oh that's why I was gonna say shoes, because she's
got those sweet strap up you know, oh shoes. Yeah,
that's how I picture.
Speaker 6 (51:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
According to Washington State, when children are present in a
school zone, the speed limit is twenty miles per ound.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Is too fast? I am sorry, that is play too fast.
You hit a kid going twenty, there's some damage there.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
The goal, the goal is to not hit the kids. Now, Brook,
that's the whole way too bad. I will tell you
it's fifteen miles power is the safe speed to hit
a child.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
I bumped off the bumper at that Point's like.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
I practice this all my kids.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
The Amazon River empties out into the Atlantic Ocean and
rde el High is from the musical Grease. Now, it
wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, but just we're playing.
We're gonna hook you up with Brooke and Jeffrey swag.
We're gonna do Windbrooks buck same time tomorrow Brook
Speaker 6 (52:38):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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