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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Alexis from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
They told me to intro the podcast, so yep here
I am intro done.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay, yep, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Just a reminder to everyone, Brooke is gonna be doing
her summer games Dare today, the Roe Shamba Burger Biathlon.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh man, the.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Video is gonna be up on our social So if
you're sick of the boring old Paris Olympics, nothing's going on.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
You want to see some real action, you know where
to go.
Speaker 7 (00:28):
I'm gonna Simone Biles ro Shambos.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
That's the spirit Brooks, Brook and Jebber in the Morning
and we have we don't have a lot of time.
But there's a new term that just came out, And
actually it's funny. I use the word just because the
word is justy vacations justy, not justy like.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Just mean, like you justify it, like yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Like justification.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's when you can't really afford to spend a bunch
of money on a big trip, but you justify by
telling yourself it's worth me going into debt because I
really need a break.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Kind of just did this with Hawaii again.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I was justifying it to Brook, Like, oh, I saved
a bunch of money on the one way there.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
So I do it.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Jose always says he saves money when he buys first
class play tickets, which is.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Really weird to me because I'm like, that's not that
you're not.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
A hack for well, Jose, You're just like twenty seven
percent of Americans who say they're investing more in luxury
travel experiences this year than ever before, shelling out more
money on first class tickets, high end hotels, and five
star basement massages.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's part of the lifestyle.
Speaker 9 (01:40):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, I don't even know what a basement massage is,
but it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Everyone of the one, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, someone doesn't feel like they're being honest.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Truck stop massages. Sure, I don't even know what that is.
These are all just the vacations.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And I'm just keeping you all up to date on
the hot new slang terms because frankly, somebody's got.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
To do it.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, and you're the leaders.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I was voted as one of the top ten radio
RIZ hosts in my age bracket.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That is not all that.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
And if I can't riz you all down, then I
know Jake will. During the shock dollar question of the day.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm passing the riz torch over to a man who
will someday fill in for me for my song of
the week and do a much better job at it. Jake,
show him how it's done.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
But today we celebrate the birthdays if not one, but
two great American heroes. Who knows where this country would
be without the contributions of nineties rapper Coolio and early
eighteen hundreds explorer Clark from the Lewis and Clark Expedition.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Very similar people, equally important.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
Now, you may think to yourself, Jake, these men are
from two completely different time periods.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
They have absolutely nothing thing in common. But you'd be
dead wrong.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Really, Believe it or not, the average American can't tell
the difference between Coolio and Clark.
Speaker 10 (03:08):
EO.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
That's why today and honor their shared birthday, you'll have
to distinguish Coolio from Clark in a special who Said It?
Speaker 10 (03:20):
Edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
How do you come up with this?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
This is gonna be impossible.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
It's gonna be tough. I have a list of profound
quotes and I will read them to you, and you
need to tell me if it was said by a rapper,
Coolio or explorer Clark. We'll start with them.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That should narrow it down.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
You didn't say he was dead though for a while
ago to find.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Out this way, don't ask about Clark.
Speaker 10 (03:52):
We'll start with the woman.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Who describes herself on Tinder as a quote locked out, gangster,
set trip and banger.
Speaker 10 (03:58):
That's Alexis. Your quote? Is I love cartoons? Who said it?
Coolio or Clark?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Political cartoons were definitely a thing for the entire existence
of this country, like comic book style cartoons.
Speaker 11 (04:16):
Clark does not having access to any cartoons on his
little adventure right trail, We're going to say Coolio.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Alexis said, Coolio, that is impressive.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
How did you get that?
Speaker 8 (04:30):
All right, we're over to brook Your quote be ambitious,
not for money, not for selfish aggrandisements, not for the
evanescent thing which men call fame. Be ambitious for the
attainment of all the demand can be.
Speaker 10 (04:44):
Who said that was one?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That is really tricky for me.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
I'm leaning maybe a B side track from Coolio, but
I'm gonna happen to say Clark.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
Brooks said, Clark, that is that's correct?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Was that you guys are doing very well. We're over
to Jose your quote. I'm still waiting for someone to
call me to cater their wedding. But that's gonna cost you.
And if you want my cousin herez to play the sacks,
that's gonna cost you a little more too.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Who said it? Was that Coolio or was that William Clark?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
He's a damn treasure.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Imagine William Clark getting this letter from a pigeon, like,
what is this?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I was came to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's why he set up like a wedding events center
at the end of the Oregon Trail.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
It's a beautiful view.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Long before the Oregon Trail. But okay, jim me Coolio.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
James Jose says Coolio, that.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Islio tiny wheat. Let's go over Jeffrey. Here's your quote.
Shaka is my catchphrase. Emerald Lagassi got bam, I got shaka.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
He said that Coolio or William Clark the Explorer?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Wasn't that written on the Liberty Bell or something like that?
Oh man, does I want to go with Clark on
that one? I'm going to have to say Coolio said
it correct?
Speaker 10 (06:05):
Run around two?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
How did we get.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
All right?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Alexis, here's your quote. I sincerely believe that there were
not less than ten thousand Buffalo within a circle of
two miles who said it? Was it Coolio Clark or
wild card?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Who else? Wild card act?
Speaker 10 (06:26):
It is an option? Why I said it?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What if it was Lewis that said that.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
He wouldn't give you that option if it didn't mean something.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I mean it's got even though could have been in
like Montana or something.
Speaker 12 (06:36):
Yeah, I'm in a wildcard Jaes, that is.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
The wild card. It was Meriwether Lewis. He said that, good.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Job, Very We're over to Brook. Your quote. Even if
you got a lot of money, feeding eight miles will
do some damage to your pocket.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
I have seven kids who said that Coolio.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Or Clark Clark had a lot of baby mamas.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
It's not alive. They didn't do well.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
He always had an excuse to leave town.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
It's right, I gotta have to say Coolio said Coolio.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
That is gone eight for eight, which means I've lost
today's edition of.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Jobs plenty of twenty.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Jaco, it better be.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And the song that Jake will be singing is pretty
much Gangster Paradise adjacent. It's unwritten by Natasha Betty.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Why would pick that wild card?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
That's what Clark listened to when he was exploring the West.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Staring at the blank page, Open up the dirty windo
let the sun illum and ain't the words that you
cannot find?
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Rich ocean? I see it, so play.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
One of the coolest parts about getting married is you
instantly gain a new best friend, your mother in law, right.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Brooke for the rest.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Just gonna get us necklaces and I give her one
side so sweet.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Well, I'm sure Brooke could just go all day talking
about the fun adventures that she's had with her mom
by marriage.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Don't stop me.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It still couldn't compare to the story that we heard
from one of our listeners, and that all started when
her mother in law said, Hey, you know what, let
me throw you a little bachelorette party, and what ended
up happening next was so crazy she still can't tell
her own husband.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
About what went down that way. You're gonna hear it
in a brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Hear me.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I can't take back.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Earl arms.
Speaker 13 (09:06):
Speak.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Today we're doing a special edition of The Mass Speaker,
a Bachelorette Fail Edition. Yeah, because we got a text
at seven eighty five, nine to two that says, at
a bachelorette party, the bride was given a dare that
included climbing up a fire truck ladder.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Oh god, she got.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Up halfway, slid down and broke both of her legs.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh my god, my god.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I still kept the wedding date, just had to do
it in a wheelchairs a wheelchair. Usually the wheelchair is
not needed till after the wedding night.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Am I right? Brook?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
And today we have a woman on the phone who
also had a bachelorette disaster story that she's been dying
to tell someone. She's chosen to go by the fake
name Carolina today. So Carolina, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Thank you for having That.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Was a hot start with the fire truck are we Speaker,
Are your arms broken?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But my mind is My mind is okay?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well, voice changer is on. You are the Mass Speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So I had my bachelorette party six years ago.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Okay, that's really a long time before the wedding.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Huh you got married already.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But yes, yeah, yes, I did get married. The thing
is the family I married into is the crazy thing.
So okay, my mother in law asked if she could
throw me like a small gut together, you know, like
she's gonna pay for it.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
And you didn't want to invite her because why would
you want your mother in law your bachelorette party.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well she's offering from the entire thing. You're like, okay, maybe.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yay, but that was a high price to pay me. Anyway,
I had to invite her and she I also only
invited two friends, but only one of them showed up.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh wow, so there's only three of you for the night.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You more of a get together. It's your mother in
law and a friend.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That's the start of a joke to me.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Walk into a bar and my mother in.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Law and my friend.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
It still could be fun, though, how to go you.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Can go crazy?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. So I mean whatever,
Soul was great that she booked for us. She had
a bunch of gifts, and you know, we ended up
going to the rooftop school and I immediately noticed that
she started drinking. I mean like a blowfish.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Like this woman was just fish. I mean she's funny that.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Well, yeah, you're buying your own drinks, som il can
get down.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
She just kept throwing them down, and she said, I
have a surprise for you. So we go downstairs and
there's a struttlomb waiting for me.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh that's so fun.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Cool and again not on your dive.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, okay, what do you do this noml driver took
this to the strip clubs.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I love her.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I could see her.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Was like, let's go girls.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So my mother in law the last person I would think.
It's just taking shot after shot thirty minutes. Yeah, looking,
thirty minutes, it's chatavodka.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
Oh, she's praying to what is going?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, so when does the night go bad?
Speaker 14 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah, we're already going downhill. I can tell this good.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well, I mean it came it became bad because she
was so drunk. And now it turned into me taking
care of clus.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
At the strip club. Really hard to enjoy the lap
dance that way.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
No, I was babysitting my mother in law. So she
climbed on the stage. She starts touching the mal strippers.
She undresses them, she said, streaming to other women in
the crowd to give them more money.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I mean it was it's not funny cute anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, no, Like we finally had ing up, so we
called the cab and at this point she was like,
I need to throw up. I need to throw up.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
So okay, well, in that situation, it's the best thing.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well yeah, eventually her body cut her off.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
My friend comes to the table and she tells me,
you know that she's in the bathroom stall, just keeping
her life. And before we could get back to her,
the security guards were already grabbing her, throwing her out.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeahs before these are these professionals, what was coming?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
They were like, we're going to call the cops because
she tried to fight with it in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So we had to convince the strip club that we
were the ones that we're going to take her home
because we're now responsible, get her in the cab for
her to only puke out of the window on the
way back to the hotel.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
She got it out the window and inside of the cab.
Speaker 15 (13:53):
Yeah that's still see, they'll still charge you a few Yeah,
it's getting to be a very expensive now.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, we're banned from cam drivers. So do you arrive
at the hotel. I would stay like around you know,
three thirty, and the hotel manager had a wheelchair.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
We had to wheel her up into the room. Was
another wheelchair just because I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Was between all of us, the hotel manager, myst my friend,
and Victoria, we've had to help her, like row her
into that.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, it's almost like it's her bachelorette party.
Speaker 15 (14:29):
Excuse it was too good to be true to have
an awesome mother in law?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah, was she okay?
Speaker 16 (14:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I had to stay up to watch her, you know,
make sure that she know nothing was going to happen
to her in her sleep. And my friend and I
ended up leaving like at seven o'clock the next morning,
you know, brought to catch up on sleep. And at
the end of all of that, my mother in law
doesn't remember anything after study to the trip club.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, what is a big dog?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
She was blocked out.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Well what did she say about the night?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Yeah, I mean she.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Had a great time. She said you for taking her home,
but she made no mention about anything that had happened.
It's not the strippers.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
You better have gotten some photos and videos on your phone,
because I'm just saying marriage is a long, long haul
and you never know when you may need that again
when you're.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
To hold something over your mother.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And you know, work smarter, not.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Harder, Jeffy, So did you tell her what she did
that night?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I don't tell anybody. Then that's the reason why I'm
on here, because I haven't told anyone in the family.
This is a face space, right, It's the only place
I can actually say.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
This doesn't remember anything, So you know she woke up
and she's thinking you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Well, if you ever need help to blackmail your mother
in law in the future, make sure you call us
back and we can do it in an offward Tuesday
phone call for you, yeah, because she's too entertaining to
not want to call, but text in seven eighty five
nine two. If you have a confession that you've been
holding on to, we can mask your voice, hide your identity,
and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Your phone TAP's coming up right.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
In today's phone tap, we figured out a way to
really spice up an upcoming family reunion.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
That's right, jeh.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Because we call a married woman who's never met her
husband's extended family before and introduce ourselves as one of
the cousins.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
That can be okay.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Then we overshare on some awkward and cringey stories from
the past. That's just how this family rolls, so welcome
to it. In your phone tap right.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Now, it's another.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hi is this Marissa?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yes, my golly, it's you.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Great.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
Who is this?
Speaker 16 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
This is Darlene.
Speaker 16 (17:04):
Darlene.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I'm sorry, Wait, man, hasn't your husband told you about me?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I mean we're going to see each other favor union
next weekend.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Oh, that's Darlene, you're hi.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I just can't wait to hug on you.
Speaker 16 (17:21):
That's so nice.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
How are you doing.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I gotta know how much has Vince told you about me?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Well?
Speaker 12 (17:27):
I mean she said that your his favorite cousin.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh he did.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
Boy, he said you made childhood really great you played
together and oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know you have a real cute voice.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I'm gonna try not get jealous here.
Speaker 16 (17:41):
That's so nice.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 15 (17:44):
Well, I know it can be awkward meeting people's exes,
so I just don't want it to.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Be weird between us?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
What are we family?
Speaker 15 (17:52):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
What did you say?
Speaker 15 (17:54):
You're well, I'm sure Vince told you that even though
we're cousins, we did use to date each other.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
What?
Speaker 12 (18:02):
No, yeah, what are you serious?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Married a regular cousin kisser?
Speaker 16 (18:08):
Did you know that you're joking?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Right?
Speaker 16 (18:11):
You're joking.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, well, it's not. Some of our family jokes about you.
You'll get to know that soon enough.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Though.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Anyway, how are you?
Speaker 16 (18:21):
I'm sorry because you just stack up person. Did you
say uh?
Speaker 12 (18:26):
Did you say you gated?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (18:29):
Yeah, I mean we actually talked about getting married at
one point, but it is illegal where we live.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So that guy put a damn wrong things.
Speaker 15 (18:38):
I'm a dress all picked out and everything, little bows
on the back. What you know it was hard on us,
I'll tell you, because we want kids so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
God knows.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
We tried enough.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You get me right? Then our parents found out. You
know how that goes?
Speaker 10 (18:59):
You two?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You were going to hoop? Kids are going to end
up with three eyes?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Wat your parents knew about this?
Speaker 14 (19:07):
Deah?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Well?
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Anyway, like I said before, it didn't stop us from
doing what lovers do.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Maybe we could swap stores at.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
The reunion, you know, because I know what he likes.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Okay, it's never told me any of this.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Have you not seen any pictures of us together? You know,
maybe at the old family reunions.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
God sure does make it easy when you have to
only invite one family to those things.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Oh my god, let's tat a salad darline.
Speaker 16 (19:35):
It was nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh, good to meet you too, Honey.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
I don't really, I don't want to say at this point,
I need to talk to them.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
Oh well, if you do that, make sure to whisper
in his left ear because it turns my more than
his right. I thought cousin secret for you, you know,
because so inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh and I forgot to add.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
When you are talking to him, just make sure to
tell him about that prank phone call. Gosh, darn, I
did not think this would work at all, but you
found for it.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Wait, what what is happening.
Speaker 15 (20:11):
I'm not Darlene, Honey, my name's actually Broke from the
radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
We're doing a phone tap on God. No, no, oh, yes,
oh yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 13 (20:28):
I mean?
Speaker 11 (20:28):
It was this idea said you're a little excited to
meet his family, and I wanted to prepare you well.
I mean, I think his idea was that it couldn't
get any worse than this when you do eventually.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Meet his family.
Speaker 13 (20:47):
I was not Yes, I was concerned, but I guess.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh really, I thought you wanted some of those tips
that I have.
Speaker 15 (20:52):
For you, you know, kissing cousin tips.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Wake Up Day Morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
They say, when you have a near death experience with someone,
it creates strong feelings of attraction.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
And bonding with them.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Okay, like that time when Jose and I let Alexis
drive us down the hills of the grocery store. Oh
my god, and after we miraculously survived it emerged from
the car, Jose and I were closer than brothers.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
You could get off this guy.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah, but slinging life.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
So thank you for that, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was fully in control.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Is the same true when you share a super embarrassing
experience with someone, Does that bond you closer?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I don't know, like get over here just in case, ye.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Because that's what happened when one of our listeners went
on a first date and did something she was mortified
to admit on the radio, but it could have been
the secret to her finding true love. You're gonna hear
what happened and then we'll get even more inside because
it's a second date update update. It's coming up next
second date update. A lot of places just naturally scream
(22:12):
love and romance. Rustic wineries for sure, Rustic mini golf courses,
rustic bowling alleys.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
We're going down.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Jews are so hot.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's just because of the previous person, as.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Long as it's rustic inside.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Another place that oozes with sexual energy is your local
convenience store.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
God.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, so apparently we're one of our listeners. Eddie met
someone recently store. Let's talk to him about it. Eddie, You, Doug,
Welcome to the rustic studios of our morning show, How
do you do?
Speaker 13 (22:56):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Was it as romantic as Jeff is describing?
Speaker 16 (23:00):
No, Actually it was kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Yeah, what happens?
Speaker 16 (23:09):
Yeah, So I went to a convenience store. I kind
of go there all the time. I was just picking
up a couple of items and I get up to
the counter put it up. They bring me up and I.
Speaker 13 (23:19):
Forgot my wallet at home.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I hate that.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
So I'm like sitting there like an idiot, like patting
myself up and down.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, it's gonna miraculously show up.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Its steels embarrassing when it happens as if you did
it on purpose for some reason.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Yea, I swear I have money.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yeah, so items and run. What'd you do?
Speaker 15 (23:41):
No?
Speaker 16 (23:41):
I all of a sudden I heard this girl's voice.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
Then I turned around. She's like, hey, is that all
you're getting? And I was like yeah, and she said, oh,
I got you. I'll pay for it. And I was
like I was like no, no, no, Like I mean,
talk about embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It's probably just because she doesn't want you to hold
up the line.
Speaker 16 (24:01):
Okay, yeah, she wanted to get the hell out.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah, it's just a girl that you're talking about that
you met.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Yeah, Samantha.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Oh so Samantha.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Okay, get that cute with money? Huh wow she bought
your stuff for you.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Yeah, so she bought my stuff.
Speaker 16 (24:15):
So then I'm like, okay, you know what, She's cute,
but I'm never going to see her again. So I'm like, cool, thanks,
pay it forward all that stuff. And then next week
I run into her again.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
No way, your local store, wait at the story.
Speaker 13 (24:28):
Yeah, clearly yes.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
So I'm like, oh my god, do you remember last week?
Speaker 13 (24:32):
And she was like, of course I do again.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Embarrassing you have only fourteen dollars by the way.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah right there, okay there.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I can sense a little bit of a flirtation though,
happening just in that moment alone.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Please tell me you use the opportunity to pay for whatever.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
She was fine, I did, That's exactly. It was like,
let me pay you back.
Speaker 16 (24:53):
So then I just like took care of what she
put up on that counter.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You definitely should have made her pay again, just to
show who was in charge.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
All right, all right, good, what did you do? Well?
Speaker 16 (25:06):
I was like, so, you know, what are you doing
the rest of the day.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
I figured I'd shoot my.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Shot and oh the rest of the day like a
date right then?
Speaker 13 (25:14):
Well, I mean it was like, you know, it was
like turning into evening. So I was like, I'm just
gonna go home, I'm gonna watch some TV. I'm gonna
like order some food. Why don't you like come and chill?
And I thought she'd be like, oh, let me give
you my number and stuff.
Speaker 16 (25:26):
But instead she was like, cool, I'm not doing anything,
let's do it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Who does she mean, like, right then?
Speaker 16 (25:32):
Yeah, we walked back to my place, right then, your
rustic place, I'm assuming it was yeah, Oh no, I
definitely definitely clean.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, how did go?
Speaker 13 (25:46):
It was great.
Speaker 16 (25:48):
I mean the only thing that I can think is
not great is that I forgot to tell her or
like I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 13 (25:56):
I didn't think it was a big deal that I
have a small dog.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Uh, dogs are cute unless yeah, a lot of people
don't like dog I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
I'm speaking for myself.
Speaker 16 (26:06):
As soon as she walked in, she was like, oh,
I'm scared of dogs.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh dude, And I will say the little ones can
be the most ferocious.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, my guy's super friendly, like he's a great dog.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
But no, no, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 16 (26:22):
He was like trying to cuddle up to her, and
actually I was like.
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Giving her credit for like powering through. We ordered some food,
we watched TV, and then she left and I was like, oh,
there was no real chance for me to like take
it to that romantic level because she was very preoccupied
with the dog.
Speaker 16 (26:40):
Okay, so I thought it was going really it was
going well. I should say it was going well, but
I did, like I've kept texting her and I'm not
getting any respect.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Honestly, it could come down to that you have a dog,
like if she's scared of them, people scared of dogs.
Get over that. One day, she.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Seemed like she tried, like you said, she powered through someboby.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
She was like comfortable and she tried to leave.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Is what.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Are you mad at your dog for dog blocking you?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
That's right, Jeffrey, the dog.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
He said, you still hung on.
Speaker 13 (27:13):
Usually usually the girls are into the dog.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Okay, this is unusual, but let's come back. We're gonna
call Samantha for you, and we'll try to convince her
to look past your dog and give you a shot
when we do a second date update right after this.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
All right, man, hold on Second Date update.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
You're in the middle of a second Date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Honestly, I didn't know what to label this segment for
when we post it up on our podcast at Brook
and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Okay, feel like.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
It's either gonna be convenience store cuties.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Uh huh, that's kind of it.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Or dog blocked Raise the Wolf. So make sure to.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Follow and subscribe and rate our podcast.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Personally, I give it four stars if you ask me.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Did I bet a lot of people are going to
be searching whereise the woof?
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You should yeah, figure it out eventually. But I bring
it up.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Because our listener, Eddie, met a girl recently at a
convenience store twice on two separate occasions. The second time
she ended up going home with him. Didn't know that
he had a dog though until she got there, and
she turns out to be a little bit afraid of dogs,
but tried to tough it out and hang with him
till she eventually had to leave.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Eddie, I mean, like, did she ever say that she
ended up liking the dog?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
What's a dog's name?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Okay, let's not do this wondering if she ever said like, actually,
that wasn't so bad with mo or anything like that.
Speaker 16 (28:46):
No, she really was pretty tense the whole time, and
she was really sweet trying to cuddle with her and everything, but.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Said she was trying her best to like hang and
cuddle with Mo. Is there any chance that we call
her and find out that she's half war.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
What the dog?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh the dog, it's a dog, he says.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
I'm just saying he may have a vicious side. Dud
mean mugging.
Speaker 16 (29:11):
I'm gonna say no, that's not but entertain Jeff.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
He's also questioning why he called in the show. Questions
like that, Jeff, I would.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Like to have Mo on this call as a character witness,
but a person can't. So let's just call Samantha and
see what she has to say. Here we go, dollar
number right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Samantha.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Are you driving a semi truck?
Speaker 12 (29:44):
Samantha, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
What about a fighter airplane?
Speaker 16 (29:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Maybe maybe we should just ask if she's busy.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, Sorry, you don't even know who we are. We're
a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Sorry interrupt your day.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Sorry, I know this is weird, but we're doing a
segment called a second date update.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Okay, have you ever heard one of those before?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
All right, okay, Well this is going to be kind
of fun for you, hopefully, because there's a guy who
reached out to us. He's a listener of our show.
Seems like a really cool dude. His name's Eddie, and
he says that he hung out with you the other day.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
It was kind of a crazy story, like you guys
had like an impromptu date.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, we heard a lot about it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
And Eddie said he's trying to figure out a way
that you guys can meet up again, but that's not
happening for some reason, and he's not sure why.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
There's no way i'd see him again.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
There's no way to see him.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Why.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
It seems like you guys had a chill time based
on what we heard, and you obviously must have had
interest because you went back with him to his house
and after meeting at a convenience story.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Okay, don't so much judgment.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Like the lead story at the top of the news
ten missing girl meets Rando at convenience store. More at
eleven sound strangled to death by slim gipsy.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
You've always survived your convenience store meet up, so mine
are pre arranged.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
We're not talking about my whirlwind romances. We're trying to
focus on Samantha's.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
Okay, it's beyond embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Wait, embarrassing for you or.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Because he didn't have money.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, and we love embarrassing things.
Speaker 12 (31:30):
I can't even say it, like, I've literally only told
one friend about this.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Really. What was their reaction?
Speaker 9 (31:37):
She was mortified.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
She was more mortified.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Again for you or for him or for both of you?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Good questions?
Speaker 12 (31:43):
Oh my god, how nervous?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh my god, I am dying to look.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Can we just say Eddie seems like he really really
likes you. He wouldn't be reaching out through a radio
station unless he really felt a genuine connection.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
He just wantn't know what he did.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
We promised we wouldn't judge you for at all, no
matter how embarrassing it is.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
We've literally heard everything say something more embarrassing after I've
lived a very humiliating life.
Speaker 12 (32:09):
Okay, but like you, guys have to promise you'll never
tell him this.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, tell him?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, I promise we will not say anything. Nothing comes
out about.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
All right, let's not lay it on toothick.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 16 (32:27):
I didn't tell you about his dog.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, that he hads a little dog named mo.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
He mentioned that you were a little bit afraid of dogs. Yeah,
is that what you mean?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
I was trying my best. We were hanging out and
watching a TV show and then Moe jumped up on
my lap. Yeah, okay, god, it's so embarrassing, and my
body just reacted involuntarily.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
What do you mean I peed a little bit, sweet.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Girl, Oh.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Sorry, sorry, we don't mean to laugh. We don't mean
to laugh.
Speaker 12 (33:07):
I know it's horrible, and I was just like, I
was mortified.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
I have a best friend, Honest to god, she piece
her pants.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
All me from a dressing room. She was at a
modeling thing one time.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was like, Brook, you believe this. I just wet myself.
I don't know what to do. I'm stuck in the
dressing room.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
This is a thing.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Okay. I know Brooke doesn't always keep the best company,
so it might not be the best.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
She's really great, she really is so okay that I
could see you'd be a little bit embarrassed by that one.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Did he know that?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
No?
Speaker 12 (33:38):
I ended up asking any to like if I could
have another drink, And once he went to the kitchen,
I looked up. I saw there was a mark on
the cushion. No, so I just like, I didn't know
what to do and the tent. I just slipped it
over the drink. The cushion.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Oh the couch cushion.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I totally would have spilled the drink and been like.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Oh no, so you tried to hide the evidence.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
Yes, And I was just like, I'm sorry, I have
to go, and I just I'm still feel embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
You that is that you do not have to be
embarrassed by.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
If anybody should be embarrassed, it's me for forgetting to
tell you that Eddie's on the other line listening to
this conversation right now.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
That's my bad. I'm very, very embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
You could add a little more remorse in your voice, Jeff.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
But we live up to our promise.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
We didn't say anything to Eddie that that all came
out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It's fine. I guarantee you he thinks this is funny.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Well, let's not guarantee anything.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Okay, make her feel better, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Are you there?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (34:47):
Yeah, going see Eddie.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Make her feel better, Eddie.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
Listen, Samantha, listen. You don't have to be embarrassed.
Speaker 16 (34:57):
I'm glad, I know now I have to go home.
And no, no, no, but seriously, like you shouldn't have
been so embarrassed, Like you could have just told me.
We could have laughed about it. Like it's not a
big deal and like you probably couldn't tell, thankfully, but
like that couch has so many days from other things. Okay,
(35:22):
I'm just glad you didn't look at my dining room chairs.
Speaker 13 (35:24):
They are way worse.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
To stop stop saying things like that. I think we've
done no job.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
We made it feel better, it did like it.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Just impressed election. I don't know if you guys wait,
do you feel better, Samantha?
Speaker 12 (35:45):
I mean, I guess. I just I'm sorry I didn't
say anything.
Speaker 16 (35:50):
It's really seriously, it's not a big deal. You should
not be like dwelling on.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
This look at his pants just to make you feel better.
Speaker 13 (35:57):
Right, that's a little take. If that's a little thing.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Wow, I mean a guy who's willing to do that
for you, Samantha.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
You can't let him get away.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
You gotta go out with him one more time, and
we would pay for that second date. You can do
it somewhere where there's no dogs anywhere around.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
What do you think, Samantha, I.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Mean, Eddie, if we do end up picking out, my
face is going to be beat red. If we hang
out for like the first thirty minutes.
Speaker 16 (36:24):
Well, I'll think of my most embarrassing story and share
with you, and then.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
On your guys' first anniversary, you can get her a
set of depends.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
So is that a yes, Samantha, you're going to see
him one more time?
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh, I just.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Pete a little with excitement.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
It's just old age Brook.
Speaker 16 (36:48):
That's just what happens.
Speaker 9 (36:50):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
A lot of listeners have been asking for this, and
now your wishes are coming true because Eddie and Samantha
are back on for an update update.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
How do you guys do it?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh right, I'm happy to have you get back on.
Before we get to your relationship, Eddie, you mentioned during
the call that you were going to tell Samantha about
your most embarrassing date moments?
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Do you think things out? Did you ever think of one?
Speaker 13 (37:18):
I did?
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (37:20):
Okay, can we hear yuh? All right? All right, all right,
let's get it over with that.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (37:25):
I was in my early twenties. I was at like
a house party, you know, like you do, and like
all of a sudden, the girl whose house it was
pulled me into her parents' bedroom. Yeah, right, and we
start like making out and we're kind of like fumbling
around fooling around whatever, and I don't know why, but
all of a sudden, I don't know where, I was like, hey,
(37:46):
you think your dad does this with your mom?
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (37:53):
And it was like instant mood killer, like you we
were done.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah, I would be worried if it wasn't an it
sit mood killing.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh my god, did that make you feel better when
you heard that?
Speaker 12 (38:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah it really did.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Where's your guys' relationship at well?
Speaker 15 (38:13):
I can confirm we are still together.
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
How is your relationship with the dog most Samantha?
Speaker 12 (38:22):
The dog actually is so sweet. She's actually made me
less afraid of dogs in general.
Speaker 14 (38:30):
It's like happy, Yeah, and I'm happy to report that
next month we're actually talking about going to be moving
in together officially, you.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
And the dog. We're so happy to hear from you, guys. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Make sure to keep us updating place.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
It's broken Jeffary in the.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Doctors are warning about the shocking new threat to your
safety and.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
It could be sitting in your living room.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Right now, waiting to hurt you.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Why is so scary, Joe?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
It was a cool product that's been going viral on
TikTok has people saying, now that I've spent my entire
life savings to actually buy this, I.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Don't know if it was really a good idea. You're
gonna find out what it is in a brand.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
It's coming up right now. I'm not sure if you
saw in the news, but the Olympic judge from Russia
was cheating again.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
What wait, they're allowed to have an Olympic judge.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Instead of watching Simone Bile's floor routine, she had her
eyes glued to her phone watching.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Woo TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I see yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
In any language, it's ticked click shock.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Where we talk about the biggest TikTok videos from the
past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok click shock,
which is a video from two doctors who are warning
people about a brand new safety threat that we are
facing in record numbers.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Really sounds important.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Actually, something that you probably didn't even realize is going on.
Apparently people are suffering real life injuries using VR headsets.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
I've seen a lot.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Of videos here.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
They are explaining what emergency rooms all over the country
are seeing a lot more of lately while.
Speaker 17 (40:39):
Playing a VR game. You know, they didn't see the
wall was there in front of them. They were, you know,
lashing out of something. They hit the wall with their
hand and broke one of the bones in their hand.
But they also saw a large number of injuries to
the face. And those were not just the participants themselves,
but injuries to other people.
Speaker 6 (40:56):
I mean, I give them very specific tips.
Speaker 16 (40:59):
Stay from stan stay with from balconies, stay with from
the windows.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Yeah, God, even think about balconies.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Seriously, that is frightening.
Speaker 15 (41:07):
And it's a little kids because I were my brothers
and he purposely directs me into the you know, he's
like a little.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
More Yeah, make sure you get the video of that
in Texas on the Sea. But these incidents, like I said,
are becoming more and more common. Just the other day,
one doctor said a dad was playing virtual reality and
his wife and kids heard a scream and came running
down the hall. Found the dad on the ground of
their living room with pieces of the remote and batteries
(41:35):
scattered all around him, and he managed to say I
was just trying to kill zombies.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Oh wow, that's an embarrassing injury.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yeah, other people are breaking their toes on coffee tables.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, that hurt me you just saying that.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
And more headsets are being sold now than ever before,
so our virtual future looks more dangerous and grim as
time goes on.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
They didn't clear your floors. I've seen videos just people tripping.
They're playing a game and they trip over something.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
The ears are like, we are in business.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
You please stay safe while you're ninja slicing virtual fruits
out there.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
That's a TikTok click shock. You're next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
You've probably actually seen if you're on the app at all,
because in the last month, there's been videos of gorilla
sofas making the rounds.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
Gorilla So have you seen those?
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Look, I'm gonna pas some photos around of what's going
on lately. There's been this trend of AI furniture that's
all really cool looking like mushroom forest beds.
Speaker 7 (42:40):
Actually, someone's going on to AI images and be like,
make me a mushroom bed, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Or Brooks House an upside down pineapple armchair. Even though
it's all computer generated stuff, people who see it think
it's real and they want to know where they.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Can buy it.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Feel can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
The latest one to go viral are these huge couches
that look like giant gorillas and they're all over the
app and as my co host can attest, they're big
and plush and they do look like real gorillas.
Speaker 7 (43:15):
It's like the back pattying is the gorilla's chess, and
then the arms of the couch or the gorilla arms
and head.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
And wouldn't you know it, Where to buy a gorilla
sofa was a trending search online, which was a problem
because they didn't actually exist.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah right until now.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh wait, wait, they're actually real now.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
A furniture company in China decided they were going to
start making them, and they put a hefty price tag
on them just to see what would happen, and wouldn't
you know it, the orders just started flooding in. Everybody
wanted one, and if you're one of those who made
a purchase, prepare to be extremely disappointed, because yes, it
is a gorilla couch, but it does not look like
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the cool AI version. Yeah, okay, can you describe the
difference between the AI and the real ones?
Speaker 9 (44:05):
So the AI.
Speaker 11 (44:06):
Gorilla looks like fluffy and just like Teddy Bears, you
get but a gorilla sat in the cheeks.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, very comfy.
Speaker 7 (44:14):
The real one looks like one of those terrible couches
you'd find in a bachelor pad with a gorilla.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
House, you know what I mean, the backseat.
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Of a car.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
It could be yea.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
So you can see the photos of the gorilla couches
on our int the stories that broke in Jeffrey. The couches,
if you want one, are now available on Amazon for
the low low price of ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
WHOA, Okay, if we're gonna do AI couches, why not
buy a Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 13 (44:40):
Count The couch.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Arms are outreach reaching a little low though.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah, he's definitely the footstool.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Don't not collected complaining. That was a TikTok click shot.
In your final TikTok click shot is from a high
school teacher who goes with the handle mister Lindsey Sped.
He's got three hundred and sixty two thousand followers.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
I always love it when these teachers get that many,
because it's like and they need to make some money
on the side, you know.
Speaker 15 (45:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
He had a video go viral recently with millions of
views explaining what aura points are. Oh yeah, apparently gen
z Ers and jen Alpha are using them to track
your riz factor.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
What is this to explain?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Somebody's aura is their energy that they just naturally put
off right, And normally you would say someone has generally
good aura or bad aura. But the way kids are
using it now is like a ranking system where you
can add and subtract AURA points based on specific cool
and uncool behavior. Okay, so here's mister Lindsay giving an example.
Speaker 18 (45:49):
Having positive or points is a good thing, but you
can lose our points by doing weird or cringey things.
An example, if you're walking down the hallway and your
backpack uns it, then your stuff's falling out negative or
a points. Sending something funny in the group chat and
everybody responds to it positive or a point.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
Okay, So basically, if you're cool, you get our points,
and if you're not then you lose.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
You're very social, So Broke, get ready because your kids
are growing up and they're going to be ranking you
before you know it because you're so skibbty.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh wait, no, I've been ranking brook this whole time.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Good guys, are they getting negative or points? Just for
having me as their mother. Yeah, sorry, kids are starting
to the.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Optimism is my way out And you just dropped another
one hundred points for that comment.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Those were your TikTok shots.
Speaker 6 (46:41):
Stories for the day.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (46:46):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
Destiny is a new player to our show. She usually
listens while driving her children to school every morning. Two
boys four and six years old. Busy, and she told
our producer her best piece of parenting advice is to
let go of all expectations.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Guys will never be what you wanted to be, you know,
that's life advice.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Actually, I had to do that years ago when I
expected Brooke to not dress like a homeless person at work.
I let go of all of those expectations expect something
like that.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
I know, I was stupid forever thinking.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Of that money at going to change her.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Actually, look now, Destiny, what did you mean by let
go of all expectations for your children?
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Meaning just roll with what comes at you.
Speaker 16 (47:44):
I thinks are going to change on.
Speaker 12 (47:46):
The daily and just got to kind of roll with it.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
I wish my parents did this, Like when they'd be
like that, just better be done when we get home.
And then they get home, I could be like, you
guys know what to expect.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
Just roll with it.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
That's what she meant.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I like it, Destiny lower and lose all of those
expectations for your kids, for.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
The whole world.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Actually exactly all right, now, I have.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
So much empathy for Jose's mother.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Well, go empathize outside of the studio. So we could
talk to Destiny about the rules. Here you got thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke
outright if you want to win.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (48:31):
I am ready, Lucky.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Your time starts now. Today is National Majong Day. Majong
is a game played with what type of pieces? Hyo
Hematology is a branch of medicine specializing in what. On
the TV show The Office, who is the assistant to
the regional manager?
Speaker 6 (48:53):
The official flower of Easter is a white what lily?
What is bugs?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Bunny's famous three word catch phrase, megalophobia is the fear
of what type of things?
Speaker 6 (49:07):
Big thing, big thing, very good.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Destiny Brooks going to come back into the studio here
and I'm seeing on my phone screener. Let's see, Oh
Destiny works part time for a running store.
Speaker 6 (49:20):
Right, do you want to say which one? What's a
running store?
Speaker 12 (49:24):
Yeah, it's Gadget Running Company downtown Mount Vernon.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
What is a running store, Jeff?
Speaker 9 (49:28):
Like?
Speaker 6 (49:29):
What do you sell it?
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Like?
Speaker 6 (49:30):
If you're just running?
Speaker 12 (49:31):
We sell a lot of shoes, Brooks and ethics and
hokahlip flops in that store.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Brook probably slides actually running post row.
Speaker 6 (49:42):
Yeah, well that's more the walking part. You've got a
walking store.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
There is a walking store.
Speaker 7 (49:51):
You know that there is no there's not Are.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
You kidding me on this?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
We got to get to your questions. Brook, Ready, your
time starts now. Today is National Majong Day. Majong is
a game played with what type of pieces?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Uh, little pebbles.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Hematology is a branch of medicine specializing in what blood.
On the TV show The Office, who is the assistance
to the regional manager Dwight, the official flower of Easter
is a white what lily?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
What is bugs? Bunny's famous three word catchphrase.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
That's all Oh no, oh my god, rabbit go, I
don't know, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Don't know oh, I knowed.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I almost said, that's all folks, but that's porky pig.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Somebody got confused.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Let's head on over the scoreboard to see how you
both did with.
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Jose Soda says, give me a sip.
Speaker 11 (50:50):
Destiny, you got four today?
Speaker 5 (50:55):
Did you run away?
Speaker 10 (51:00):
She got four?
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Brook got three.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
It was just Destiny.
Speaker 6 (51:10):
Took Brook down on your first time. Well done, Destiny.
Speaker 16 (51:15):
That is a lot of practice on the way to preschool.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
I'll tell you it's paid off.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
So let's go over the answers for everybody. It's national Majong.
De Majong is a game played with little tiles, bro
not pebbles.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Oh I was taking of.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeahmatology is a branch of medicine specializing in blood. The
TV show of The Office, Dwight Shrewd is the assistance
to the regional manager.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I have upset, Destiny didn't get that.
Speaker 16 (51:43):
I know. I know.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
The official flower of Easter is a white lily known
as Easter lilies bugs Buddy's famous three word catchphrase, what's up, Doc?
Speaker 10 (51:52):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (51:55):
So you didn't know that one either?
Speaker 6 (51:57):
No, No, she did know what. Megalophobe is the fear of.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
And that's their big things.
Speaker 6 (52:02):
You've got a larger big you would have got there.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
You want to tie for so Destiny, Congratulations, you beat broke.
You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You
win a pair of tickets to see thunder Down Under
perform at the snow Qualm Casino on August sixteenth. Not
a good place to go if you have megalomania. When
you're seeing thunder down Under interactive, flirtatious, Australian and larger
(52:28):
than life, you're gonna be there to see it all.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Well, good job, Destiny.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
I'm kind of bumm that was That wasn't a good
showing on my part.
Speaker 10 (52:35):
Great on you, though, you know.
Speaker 16 (52:36):
I'll take it.
Speaker 12 (52:37):
I'll take the w any day.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
You a hundred bucks and honky Man, I think a
lot of people would take that.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
Thank you so much for playing Destiny. Comeback anytime. We'll
be back to do Windbrook's Bucks, same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (52:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, it's Alexis from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
They told me to intro the podcast, so yep here
I am intro done.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay, yep, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Just a reminder to everyone, Brooke is gonna be doing
her summer games Dare today, the Roe Shamba Burger Biathlon.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh man, the.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Video is gonna be up on our social So if
you're sick of the boring old Paris Olympics, nothing's going on.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
You want to see some real action, you know where
to go.
Speaker 7 (00:28):
I'm gonna Simone Biles ro Shambos.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
That's the spirit Brooks, Brook and Jebber in the Morning
and we have we don't have a lot of time.
But there's a new term that just came out, And
actually it's funny. I use the word just because the
word is justy vacations justy, not justy like.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Just mean, like you justify it, like yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Like justification.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's when you can't really afford to spend a bunch
of money on a big trip, but you justify by
telling yourself it's worth me going into debt because I
really need a break.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Kind of just did this with Hawaii again.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I was justifying it to Brook, Like, oh, I saved
a bunch of money on the one way there.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
So I do it.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Jose always says he saves money when he buys first
class play tickets, which is.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Really weird to me because I'm like, that's not that
you're not.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
A hack for well, Jose, You're just like twenty seven
percent of Americans who say they're investing more in luxury
travel experiences this year than ever before, shelling out more
money on first class tickets, high end hotels, and five
star basement massages.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's part of the lifestyle.
Speaker 9 (01:40):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, I don't even know what a basement massage is,
but it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Everyone of the one, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, someone doesn't feel like they're being honest.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Truck stop massages. Sure, I don't even know what that is.
These are all just the vacations.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And I'm just keeping you all up to date on
the hot new slang terms because frankly, somebody's got.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
To do it.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, and you're the leaders.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I was voted as one of the top ten radio
RIZ hosts in my age bracket.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That is not all that.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
And if I can't riz you all down, then I
know Jake will. During the shock dollar question of the day.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm passing the riz torch over to a man who
will someday fill in for me for my song of
the week and do a much better job at it. Jake,
show him how it's done.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
But today we celebrate the birthdays if not one, but
two great American heroes. Who knows where this country would
be without the contributions of nineties rapper Coolio and early
eighteen hundreds explorer Clark from the Lewis and Clark Expedition.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Very similar people, equally important.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
Now, you may think to yourself, Jake, these men are
from two completely different time periods.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
They have absolutely nothing thing in common. But you'd be
dead wrong.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Really, Believe it or not, the average American can't tell
the difference between Coolio and Clark.
Speaker 10 (03:08):
EO.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
That's why today and honor their shared birthday, you'll have
to distinguish Coolio from Clark in a special who Said It?
Speaker 10 (03:20):
Edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
How do you come up with this?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
This is gonna be impossible.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
It's gonna be tough. I have a list of profound
quotes and I will read them to you, and you
need to tell me if it was said by a rapper,
Coolio or explorer Clark. We'll start with them.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That should narrow it down.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
You didn't say he was dead though for a while
ago to find.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Out this way, don't ask about Clark.
Speaker 10 (03:52):
We'll start with the woman.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Who describes herself on Tinder as a quote locked out, gangster,
set trip and banger.
Speaker 10 (03:58):
That's Alexis. Your quote? Is I love cartoons? Who said it?
Coolio or Clark?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Political cartoons were definitely a thing for the entire existence
of this country, like comic book style cartoons.
Speaker 11 (04:16):
Clark does not having access to any cartoons on his
little adventure right trail, We're going to say Coolio.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Alexis said, Coolio, that is impressive.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
How did you get that?
Speaker 8 (04:30):
All right, we're over to brook Your quote be ambitious,
not for money, not for selfish aggrandisements, not for the
evanescent thing which men call fame. Be ambitious for the
attainment of all the demand can be.
Speaker 10 (04:44):
Who said that was one?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That is really tricky for me.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
I'm leaning maybe a B side track from Coolio, but
I'm gonna happen to say Clark.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
Brooks said, Clark, that is that's correct?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Was that you guys are doing very well. We're over
to Jose your quote. I'm still waiting for someone to
call me to cater their wedding. But that's gonna cost you.
And if you want my cousin herez to play the sacks,
that's gonna cost you a little more too.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Who said it? Was that Coolio or was that William Clark?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
He's a damn treasure.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Imagine William Clark getting this letter from a pigeon, like,
what is this?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I was came to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's why he set up like a wedding events center
at the end of the Oregon Trail.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
It's a beautiful view.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Long before the Oregon Trail. But okay, jim me Coolio.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
James Jose says Coolio, that.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Islio tiny wheat. Let's go over Jeffrey. Here's your quote.
Shaka is my catchphrase. Emerald Lagassi got bam, I got shaka.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
He said that Coolio or William Clark the Explorer?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Wasn't that written on the Liberty Bell or something like that?
Oh man, does I want to go with Clark on
that one? I'm going to have to say Coolio said
it correct?
Speaker 10 (06:05):
Run around two?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
How did we get.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
All right?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Alexis, here's your quote. I sincerely believe that there were
not less than ten thousand Buffalo within a circle of
two miles who said it? Was it Coolio Clark or
wild card?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Who else? Wild card act?
Speaker 10 (06:26):
It is an option? Why I said it?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What if it was Lewis that said that.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
He wouldn't give you that option if it didn't mean something.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I mean it's got even though could have been in
like Montana or something.
Speaker 12 (06:36):
Yeah, I'm in a wildcard Jaes, that is.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
The wild card. It was Meriwether Lewis. He said that, good.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Job, Very We're over to Brook. Your quote. Even if
you got a lot of money, feeding eight miles will
do some damage to your pocket.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
I have seven kids who said that Coolio.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Or Clark Clark had a lot of baby mamas.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
It's not alive. They didn't do well.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
He always had an excuse to leave town.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
It's right, I gotta have to say Coolio said Coolio.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
That is gone eight for eight, which means I've lost
today's edition of.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Jobs plenty of twenty.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Jaco, it better be.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And the song that Jake will be singing is pretty
much Gangster Paradise adjacent. It's unwritten by Natasha Betty.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Why would pick that wild card?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
That's what Clark listened to when he was exploring the West.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Staring at the blank page, Open up the dirty windo
let the sun illum and ain't the words that you
cannot find?
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Rich ocean? I see it, so play.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
One of the coolest parts about getting married is you
instantly gain a new best friend, your mother in law, right.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Brooke for the rest.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Just gonna get us necklaces and I give her one
side so sweet.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Well, I'm sure Brooke could just go all day talking
about the fun adventures that she's had with her mom
by marriage.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Don't stop me.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It still couldn't compare to the story that we heard
from one of our listeners, and that all started when
her mother in law said, Hey, you know what, let
me throw you a little bachelorette party, and what ended
up happening next was so crazy she still can't tell
her own husband.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
About what went down that way. You're gonna hear it
in a brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Hear me.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I can't take back.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Earl arms.
Speaker 13 (09:06):
Speak.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Today we're doing a special edition of The Mass Speaker,
a Bachelorette Fail Edition. Yeah, because we got a text
at seven eighty five, nine to two that says, at
a bachelorette party, the bride was given a dare that
included climbing up a fire truck ladder.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Oh god, she got.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Up halfway, slid down and broke both of her legs.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh my god, my god.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I still kept the wedding date, just had to do
it in a wheelchairs a wheelchair. Usually the wheelchair is
not needed till after the wedding night.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Am I right? Brook?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
And today we have a woman on the phone who
also had a bachelorette disaster story that she's been dying
to tell someone. She's chosen to go by the fake
name Carolina today. So Carolina, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Thank you for having That.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Was a hot start with the fire truck are we Speaker,
Are your arms broken?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But my mind is My mind is okay?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well, voice changer is on. You are the Mass Speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So I had my bachelorette party six years ago.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Okay, that's really a long time before the wedding.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Huh you got married already.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But yes, yeah, yes, I did get married. The thing
is the family I married into is the crazy thing.
So okay, my mother in law asked if she could
throw me like a small gut together, you know, like
she's gonna pay for it.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
And you didn't want to invite her because why would
you want your mother in law your bachelorette party.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well she's offering from the entire thing. You're like, okay, maybe.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yay, but that was a high price to pay me. Anyway,
I had to invite her and she I also only
invited two friends, but only one of them showed up.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh wow, so there's only three of you for the night.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You more of a get together. It's your mother in
law and a friend.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That's the start of a joke to me.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Walk into a bar and my mother in.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Law and my friend.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
It still could be fun, though, how to go you.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Can go crazy?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. So I mean whatever,
Soul was great that she booked for us. She had
a bunch of gifts, and you know, we ended up
going to the rooftop school and I immediately noticed that
she started drinking. I mean like a blowfish.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Like this woman was just fish. I mean she's funny that.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Well, yeah, you're buying your own drinks, som il can
get down.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
She just kept throwing them down, and she said, I
have a surprise for you. So we go downstairs and
there's a struttlomb waiting for me.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh that's so fun.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Cool and again not on your dive.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, okay, what do you do this noml driver took
this to the strip clubs.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I love her.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I could see her.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Was like, let's go girls.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So my mother in law the last person I would think.
It's just taking shot after shot thirty minutes. Yeah, looking,
thirty minutes, it's chatavodka.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
Oh, she's praying to what is going?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, so when does the night go bad?
Speaker 14 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah, we're already going downhill. I can tell this good.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well, I mean it came it became bad because she
was so drunk. And now it turned into me taking
care of clus.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
At the strip club. Really hard to enjoy the lap
dance that way.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
No, I was babysitting my mother in law. So she
climbed on the stage. She starts touching the mal strippers.
She undresses them, she said, streaming to other women in
the crowd to give them more money.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I mean it was it's not funny cute anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, no, Like we finally had ing up, so we
called the cab and at this point she was like,
I need to throw up. I need to throw up.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
So okay, well, in that situation, it's the best thing.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well yeah, eventually her body cut her off.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
My friend comes to the table and she tells me,
you know that she's in the bathroom stall, just keeping
her life. And before we could get back to her,
the security guards were already grabbing her, throwing her out.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeahs before these are these professionals, what was coming?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
They were like, we're going to call the cops because
she tried to fight with it in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So we had to convince the strip club that we
were the ones that we're going to take her home
because we're now responsible, get her in the cab for
her to only puke out of the window on the
way back to the hotel.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
She got it out the window and inside of the cab.
Speaker 15 (13:53):
Yeah that's still see, they'll still charge you a few Yeah,
it's getting to be a very expensive now.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, we're banned from cam drivers. So do you arrive
at the hotel. I would stay like around you know,
three thirty, and the hotel manager had a wheelchair.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
We had to wheel her up into the room. Was
another wheelchair just because I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Was between all of us, the hotel manager, myst my friend,
and Victoria, we've had to help her, like row her
into that.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, it's almost like it's her bachelorette party.
Speaker 15 (14:29):
Excuse it was too good to be true to have
an awesome mother in law?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah, was she okay?
Speaker 16 (14:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I had to stay up to watch her, you know,
make sure that she know nothing was going to happen
to her in her sleep. And my friend and I
ended up leaving like at seven o'clock the next morning,
you know, brought to catch up on sleep. And at
the end of all of that, my mother in law
doesn't remember anything after study to the trip club.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, what is a big dog?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
She was blocked out.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Well what did she say about the night?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Yeah, I mean she.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Had a great time. She said you for taking her home,
but she made no mention about anything that had happened.
It's not the strippers.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
You better have gotten some photos and videos on your phone,
because I'm just saying marriage is a long, long haul
and you never know when you may need that again
when you're.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
To hold something over your mother.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And you know, work smarter, not.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Harder, Jeffy, So did you tell her what she did
that night?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I don't tell anybody. Then that's the reason why I'm
on here, because I haven't told anyone in the family.
This is a face space, right, It's the only place
I can actually say.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
This doesn't remember anything, So you know she woke up
and she's thinking you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Well, if you ever need help to blackmail your mother
in law in the future, make sure you call us
back and we can do it in an offward Tuesday
phone call for you, yeah, because she's too entertaining to
not want to call, but text in seven eighty five
nine two. If you have a confession that you've been
holding on to, we can mask your voice, hide your identity,
and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Your phone TAP's coming up right.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
In today's phone tap, we figured out a way to
really spice up an upcoming family reunion.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
That's right, jeh.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Because we call a married woman who's never met her
husband's extended family before and introduce ourselves as one of
the cousins.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
That can be okay.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Then we overshare on some awkward and cringey stories from
the past. That's just how this family rolls, so welcome
to it. In your phone tap right.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Now, it's another.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hi is this Marissa?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yes, my golly, it's you.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Great.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
Who is this?
Speaker 16 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
This is Darlene.
Speaker 16 (17:04):
Darlene.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I'm sorry, Wait, man, hasn't your husband told you about me?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I mean we're going to see each other favor union
next weekend.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Oh, that's Darlene, you're hi.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I just can't wait to hug on you.
Speaker 16 (17:21):
That's so nice.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
How are you doing.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I gotta know how much has Vince told you about me?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Well?
Speaker 12 (17:27):
I mean she said that your his favorite cousin.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh he did.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
Boy, he said you made childhood really great you played
together and oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know you have a real cute voice.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I'm gonna try not get jealous here.
Speaker 16 (17:41):
That's so nice.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 15 (17:44):
Well, I know it can be awkward meeting people's exes,
so I just don't want it to.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Be weird between us?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
What are we family?
Speaker 15 (17:52):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
What did you say?
Speaker 15 (17:54):
You're well, I'm sure Vince told you that even though
we're cousins, we did use to date each other.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
What?
Speaker 12 (18:02):
No, yeah, what are you serious?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Married a regular cousin kisser?
Speaker 16 (18:08):
Did you know that you're joking?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Right?
Speaker 16 (18:11):
You're joking.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, well, it's not. Some of our family jokes about you.
You'll get to know that soon enough.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Though.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Anyway, how are you?
Speaker 16 (18:21):
I'm sorry because you just stack up person. Did you
say uh?
Speaker 12 (18:26):
Did you say you gated?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (18:29):
Yeah, I mean we actually talked about getting married at
one point, but it is illegal where we live.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So that guy put a damn wrong things.
Speaker 15 (18:38):
I'm a dress all picked out and everything, little bows
on the back. What you know it was hard on us,
I'll tell you, because we want kids so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
God knows.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
We tried enough.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You get me right? Then our parents found out. You
know how that goes?
Speaker 10 (18:59):
You two?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You were going to hoop? Kids are going to end
up with three eyes?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Wat your parents knew about this?
Speaker 14 (19:07):
Deah?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Well?
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Anyway, like I said before, it didn't stop us from
doing what lovers do.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Maybe we could swap stores at.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
The reunion, you know, because I know what he likes.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Okay, it's never told me any of this.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Have you not seen any pictures of us together? You know,
maybe at the old family reunions.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
God sure does make it easy when you have to
only invite one family to those things.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Oh my god, let's tat a salad darline.
Speaker 16 (19:35):
It was nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh, good to meet you too, Honey.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
I don't really, I don't want to say at this point,
I need to talk to them.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
Oh well, if you do that, make sure to whisper
in his left ear because it turns my more than
his right. I thought cousin secret for you, you know,
because so inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh and I forgot to add.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
When you are talking to him, just make sure to
tell him about that prank phone call. Gosh, darn, I
did not think this would work at all, but you
found for it.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Wait, what what is happening.
Speaker 15 (20:11):
I'm not Darlene, Honey, my name's actually Broke from the
radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
We're doing a phone tap on God. No, no, oh, yes,
oh yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 13 (20:28):
I mean?
Speaker 11 (20:28):
It was this idea said you're a little excited to
meet his family, and I wanted to prepare you well.
I mean, I think his idea was that it couldn't
get any worse than this when you do eventually.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Meet his family.
Speaker 13 (20:47):
I was not Yes, I was concerned, but I guess.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh really, I thought you wanted some of those tips
that I have.
Speaker 15 (20:52):
For you, you know, kissing cousin tips.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Wake Up Day Morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
They say, when you have a near death experience with someone,
it creates strong feelings of attraction.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
And bonding with them.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Okay, like that time when Jose and I let Alexis
drive us down the hills of the grocery store. Oh
my god, and after we miraculously survived it emerged from
the car, Jose and I were closer than brothers.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
You could get off this guy.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah, but slinging life.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
So thank you for that, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was fully in control.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Is the same true when you share a super embarrassing
experience with someone, Does that bond you closer?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I don't know, like get over here just in case, ye.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Because that's what happened when one of our listeners went
on a first date and did something she was mortified
to admit on the radio, but it could have been
the secret to her finding true love. You're gonna hear
what happened and then we'll get even more inside because
it's a second date update update. It's coming up next
second date update. A lot of places just naturally scream
(22:12):
love and romance. Rustic wineries for sure, Rustic mini golf courses,
rustic bowling alleys.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
We're going down.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Jews are so hot.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's just because of the previous person, as.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Long as it's rustic inside.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Another place that oozes with sexual energy is your local
convenience store.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
God.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, so apparently we're one of our listeners. Eddie met
someone recently store. Let's talk to him about it. Eddie, You, Doug,
Welcome to the rustic studios of our morning show, How
do you do?
Speaker 13 (22:56):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Was it as romantic as Jeff is describing?
Speaker 16 (23:00):
No, Actually it was kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Yeah, what happens?
Speaker 16 (23:09):
Yeah, So I went to a convenience store. I kind
of go there all the time. I was just picking
up a couple of items and I get up to
the counter put it up. They bring me up and I.
Speaker 13 (23:19):
Forgot my wallet at home.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I hate that.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
So I'm like sitting there like an idiot, like patting
myself up and down.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, it's gonna miraculously show up.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Its steels embarrassing when it happens as if you did
it on purpose for some reason.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Yea, I swear I have money.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yeah, so items and run. What'd you do?
Speaker 15 (23:41):
No?
Speaker 16 (23:41):
I all of a sudden I heard this girl's voice.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
Then I turned around. She's like, hey, is that all
you're getting? And I was like yeah, and she said, oh,
I got you. I'll pay for it. And I was
like I was like no, no, no, Like I mean,
talk about embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It's probably just because she doesn't want you to hold
up the line.
Speaker 16 (24:01):
Okay, yeah, she wanted to get the hell out.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah, it's just a girl that you're talking about that
you met.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Yeah, Samantha.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Oh so Samantha.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Okay, get that cute with money? Huh wow she bought
your stuff for you.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Yeah, so she bought my stuff.
Speaker 16 (24:15):
So then I'm like, okay, you know what, She's cute,
but I'm never going to see her again. So I'm like, cool, thanks,
pay it forward all that stuff. And then next week
I run into her again.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
No way, your local store, wait at the story.
Speaker 13 (24:28):
Yeah, clearly yes.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
So I'm like, oh my god, do you remember last week?
Speaker 13 (24:32):
And she was like, of course I do again.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Embarrassing you have only fourteen dollars by the way.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah right there, okay there.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I can sense a little bit of a flirtation though,
happening just in that moment alone.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Please tell me you use the opportunity to pay for whatever.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
She was fine, I did, That's exactly. It was like,
let me pay you back.
Speaker 16 (24:53):
So then I just like took care of what she
put up on that counter.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You definitely should have made her pay again, just to
show who was in charge.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
All right, all right, good, what did you do? Well?
Speaker 16 (25:06):
I was like, so, you know, what are you doing
the rest of the day.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
I figured I'd shoot my.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Shot and oh the rest of the day like a
date right then?
Speaker 13 (25:14):
Well, I mean it was like, you know, it was
like turning into evening. So I was like, I'm just
gonna go home, I'm gonna watch some TV. I'm gonna
like order some food. Why don't you like come and chill?
And I thought she'd be like, oh, let me give
you my number and stuff.
Speaker 16 (25:26):
But instead she was like, cool, I'm not doing anything,
let's do it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Who does she mean, like, right then?
Speaker 16 (25:32):
Yeah, we walked back to my place, right then, your
rustic place, I'm assuming it was yeah, Oh no, I
definitely definitely clean.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, how did go?
Speaker 13 (25:46):
It was great.
Speaker 16 (25:48):
I mean the only thing that I can think is
not great is that I forgot to tell her or
like I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 13 (25:56):
I didn't think it was a big deal that I
have a small dog.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Uh, dogs are cute unless yeah, a lot of people
don't like dog I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
I'm speaking for myself.
Speaker 16 (26:06):
As soon as she walked in, she was like, oh,
I'm scared of dogs.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh dude, And I will say the little ones can
be the most ferocious.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, my guy's super friendly, like he's a great dog.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
But no, no, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 16 (26:22):
He was like trying to cuddle up to her, and
actually I was like.
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Giving her credit for like powering through. We ordered some food,
we watched TV, and then she left and I was like, oh,
there was no real chance for me to like take
it to that romantic level because she was very preoccupied
with the dog.
Speaker 16 (26:40):
Okay, so I thought it was going really it was
going well. I should say it was going well, but
I did, like I've kept texting her and I'm not
getting any respect.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Honestly, it could come down to that you have a dog,
like if she's scared of them, people scared of dogs.
Get over that. One day, she.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Seemed like she tried, like you said, she powered through someboby.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
She was like comfortable and she tried to leave.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Is what.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Are you mad at your dog for dog blocking you?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
That's right, Jeffrey, the dog.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
He said, you still hung on.
Speaker 13 (27:13):
Usually usually the girls are into the dog.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Okay, this is unusual, but let's come back. We're gonna
call Samantha for you, and we'll try to convince her
to look past your dog and give you a shot
when we do a second date update right after this.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
All right, man, hold on Second Date update.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
You're in the middle of a second Date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Honestly, I didn't know what to label this segment for
when we post it up on our podcast at Brook
and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Okay, feel like.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
It's either gonna be convenience store cuties.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Uh huh, that's kind of it.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Or dog blocked Raise the Wolf. So make sure to.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Follow and subscribe and rate our podcast.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Personally, I give it four stars if you ask me.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Did I bet a lot of people are going to
be searching whereise the woof?
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You should yeah, figure it out eventually. But I bring
it up.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Because our listener, Eddie, met a girl recently at a
convenience store twice on two separate occasions. The second time
she ended up going home with him. Didn't know that
he had a dog though until she got there, and
she turns out to be a little bit afraid of dogs,
but tried to tough it out and hang with him
till she eventually had to leave.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Eddie, I mean, like, did she ever say that she
ended up liking the dog?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
What's a dog's name?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Okay, let's not do this wondering if she ever said like, actually,
that wasn't so bad with mo or anything like that.
Speaker 16 (28:46):
No, she really was pretty tense the whole time, and
she was really sweet trying to cuddle with her and everything, but.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Said she was trying her best to like hang and
cuddle with Mo. Is there any chance that we call
her and find out that she's half war.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
What the dog?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh the dog, it's a dog, he says.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
I'm just saying he may have a vicious side. Dud
mean mugging.
Speaker 16 (29:11):
I'm gonna say no, that's not but entertain Jeff.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
He's also questioning why he called in the show. Questions
like that, Jeff, I would.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Like to have Mo on this call as a character witness,
but a person can't. So let's just call Samantha and
see what she has to say. Here we go, dollar
number right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Samantha.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Are you driving a semi truck?
Speaker 12 (29:44):
Samantha, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
What about a fighter airplane?
Speaker 16 (29:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Maybe maybe we should just ask if she's busy.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, Sorry, you don't even know who we are. We're
a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Sorry interrupt your day.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Sorry, I know this is weird, but we're doing a
segment called a second date update.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Okay, have you ever heard one of those before?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
All right, okay, Well this is going to be kind
of fun for you, hopefully, because there's a guy who
reached out to us. He's a listener of our show.
Seems like a really cool dude. His name's Eddie, and
he says that he hung out with you the other day.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
It was kind of a crazy story, like you guys
had like an impromptu date.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, we heard a lot about it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
And Eddie said he's trying to figure out a way
that you guys can meet up again, but that's not
happening for some reason, and he's not sure why.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
There's no way i'd see him again.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
There's no way to see him.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Why.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
It seems like you guys had a chill time based
on what we heard, and you obviously must have had
interest because you went back with him to his house
and after meeting at a convenience story.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Okay, don't so much judgment.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Like the lead story at the top of the news
ten missing girl meets Rando at convenience store. More at
eleven sound strangled to death by slim gipsy.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
You've always survived your convenience store meet up, so mine
are pre arranged.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
We're not talking about my whirlwind romances. We're trying to
focus on Samantha's.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
Okay, it's beyond embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Wait, embarrassing for you or.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Because he didn't have money.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, and we love embarrassing things.
Speaker 12 (31:30):
I can't even say it, like, I've literally only told
one friend about this.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Really. What was their reaction?
Speaker 9 (31:37):
She was mortified.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
She was more mortified.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Again for you or for him or for both of you?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Good questions?
Speaker 12 (31:43):
Oh my god, how nervous?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh my god, I am dying to look.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Can we just say Eddie seems like he really really
likes you. He wouldn't be reaching out through a radio
station unless he really felt a genuine connection.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
He just wantn't know what he did.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
We promised we wouldn't judge you for at all, no
matter how embarrassing it is.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
We've literally heard everything say something more embarrassing after I've
lived a very humiliating life.
Speaker 12 (32:09):
Okay, but like you, guys have to promise you'll never
tell him this.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, tell him?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, I promise we will not say anything. Nothing comes
out about.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
All right, let's not lay it on toothick.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 16 (32:27):
I didn't tell you about his dog.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, that he hads a little dog named mo.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
He mentioned that you were a little bit afraid of dogs. Yeah,
is that what you mean?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
I was trying my best. We were hanging out and
watching a TV show and then Moe jumped up on
my lap. Yeah, okay, god, it's so embarrassing, and my
body just reacted involuntarily.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
What do you mean I peed a little bit, sweet.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Girl, Oh.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Sorry, sorry, we don't mean to laugh. We don't mean
to laugh.
Speaker 12 (33:07):
I know it's horrible, and I was just like, I
was mortified.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
I have a best friend, Honest to god, she piece
her pants.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
All me from a dressing room. She was at a
modeling thing one time.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was like, Brook, you believe this. I just wet myself.
I don't know what to do. I'm stuck in the
dressing room.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
This is a thing.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Okay. I know Brooke doesn't always keep the best company,
so it might not be the best.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
She's really great, she really is so okay that I
could see you'd be a little bit embarrassed by that one.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Did he know that?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
No?
Speaker 12 (33:38):
I ended up asking any to like if I could
have another drink, And once he went to the kitchen,
I looked up. I saw there was a mark on
the cushion. No, so I just like, I didn't know
what to do and the tent. I just slipped it
over the drink. The cushion.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Oh the couch cushion.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I totally would have spilled the drink and been like.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Oh no, so you tried to hide the evidence.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
Yes, And I was just like, I'm sorry, I have
to go, and I just I'm still feel embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
You that is that you do not have to be
embarrassed by.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
If anybody should be embarrassed, it's me for forgetting to
tell you that Eddie's on the other line listening to
this conversation right now.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
That's my bad. I'm very, very embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
You could add a little more remorse in your voice, Jeff.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
But we live up to our promise.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
We didn't say anything to Eddie that that all came
out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It's fine. I guarantee you he thinks this is funny.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Well, let's not guarantee anything.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Okay, make her feel better, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Are you there?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (34:47):
Yeah, going see Eddie.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Make her feel better, Eddie.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
Listen, Samantha, listen. You don't have to be embarrassed.
Speaker 16 (34:57):
I'm glad, I know now I have to go home.
And no, no, no, but seriously, like you shouldn't have
been so embarrassed, Like you could have just told me.
We could have laughed about it. Like it's not a
big deal and like you probably couldn't tell, thankfully, but
like that couch has so many days from other things. Okay,
(35:22):
I'm just glad you didn't look at my dining room chairs.
Speaker 13 (35:24):
They are way worse.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
To stop stop saying things like that. I think we've
done no job.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
We made it feel better, it did like it.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Just impressed election. I don't know if you guys wait,
do you feel better, Samantha?
Speaker 12 (35:45):
I mean, I guess. I just I'm sorry I didn't
say anything.
Speaker 16 (35:50):
It's really seriously, it's not a big deal. You should
not be like dwelling on.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
This look at his pants just to make you feel better.
Speaker 13 (35:57):
Right, that's a little take. If that's a little thing.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Wow, I mean a guy who's willing to do that
for you, Samantha.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
You can't let him get away.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
You gotta go out with him one more time, and
we would pay for that second date. You can do
it somewhere where there's no dogs anywhere around.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
What do you think, Samantha, I.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Mean, Eddie, if we do end up picking out, my
face is going to be beat red. If we hang
out for like the first thirty minutes.
Speaker 16 (36:24):
Well, I'll think of my most embarrassing story and share
with you, and then.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
On your guys' first anniversary, you can get her a
set of depends.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
So is that a yes, Samantha, you're going to see
him one more time?
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh, I just.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Pete a little with excitement.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
It's just old age Brook.
Speaker 16 (36:48):
That's just what happens.
Speaker 9 (36:50):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
A lot of listeners have been asking for this, and
now your wishes are coming true because Eddie and Samantha
are back on for an update update.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
How do you guys do it?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh right, I'm happy to have you get back on.
Before we get to your relationship, Eddie, you mentioned during
the call that you were going to tell Samantha about
your most embarrassing date moments?
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Do you think things out? Did you ever think of one?
Speaker 13 (37:18):
I did?
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (37:20):
Okay, can we hear yuh? All right? All right, all right,
let's get it over with that.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (37:25):
I was in my early twenties. I was at like
a house party, you know, like you do, and like
all of a sudden, the girl whose house it was
pulled me into her parents' bedroom. Yeah, right, and we
start like making out and we're kind of like fumbling
around fooling around whatever, and I don't know why, but
all of a sudden, I don't know where, I was like, hey,
(37:46):
you think your dad does this with your mom?
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (37:53):
And it was like instant mood killer, like you we
were done.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah, I would be worried if it wasn't an it
sit mood killing.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh my god, did that make you feel better when
you heard that?
Speaker 12 (38:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah it really did.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Where's your guys' relationship at well?
Speaker 15 (38:13):
I can confirm we are still together.
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
How is your relationship with the dog most Samantha?
Speaker 12 (38:22):
The dog actually is so sweet. She's actually made me
less afraid of dogs in general.
Speaker 14 (38:30):
It's like happy, Yeah, and I'm happy to report that
next month we're actually talking about going to be moving
in together officially, you.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
And the dog. We're so happy to hear from you, guys. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Make sure to keep us updating place.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
It's broken Jeffary in the.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Doctors are warning about the shocking new threat to your
safety and.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
It could be sitting in your living room.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Right now, waiting to hurt you.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Why is so scary, Joe?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
It was a cool product that's been going viral on
TikTok has people saying, now that I've spent my entire
life savings to actually buy this, I.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Don't know if it was really a good idea. You're
gonna find out what it is in a brand.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
It's coming up right now. I'm not sure if you
saw in the news, but the Olympic judge from Russia
was cheating again.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
What wait, they're allowed to have an Olympic judge.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Instead of watching Simone Bile's floor routine, she had her
eyes glued to her phone watching.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Woo TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I see yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
In any language, it's ticked click shock.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Where we talk about the biggest TikTok videos from the
past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok click shock,
which is a video from two doctors who are warning
people about a brand new safety threat that we are
facing in record numbers.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Really sounds important.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Actually, something that you probably didn't even realize is going on.
Apparently people are suffering real life injuries using VR headsets.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
I've seen a lot.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Of videos here.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
They are explaining what emergency rooms all over the country
are seeing a lot more of lately while.
Speaker 17 (40:39):
Playing a VR game. You know, they didn't see the
wall was there in front of them. They were, you know,
lashing out of something. They hit the wall with their
hand and broke one of the bones in their hand.
But they also saw a large number of injuries to
the face. And those were not just the participants themselves,
but injuries to other people.
Speaker 6 (40:56):
I mean, I give them very specific tips.
Speaker 16 (40:59):
Stay from stan stay with from balconies, stay with from
the windows.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Yeah, God, even think about balconies.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Seriously, that is frightening.
Speaker 15 (41:07):
And it's a little kids because I were my brothers
and he purposely directs me into the you know, he's
like a little.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
More Yeah, make sure you get the video of that
in Texas on the Sea. But these incidents, like I said,
are becoming more and more common. Just the other day,
one doctor said a dad was playing virtual reality and
his wife and kids heard a scream and came running
down the hall. Found the dad on the ground of
their living room with pieces of the remote and batteries
(41:35):
scattered all around him, and he managed to say I
was just trying to kill zombies.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Oh wow, that's an embarrassing injury.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yeah, other people are breaking their toes on coffee tables.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, that hurt me you just saying that.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
And more headsets are being sold now than ever before,
so our virtual future looks more dangerous and grim as
time goes on.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
They didn't clear your floors. I've seen videos just people tripping.
They're playing a game and they trip over something.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
The ears are like, we are in business.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
You please stay safe while you're ninja slicing virtual fruits
out there.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
That's a TikTok click shock. You're next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
You've probably actually seen if you're on the app at all,
because in the last month, there's been videos of gorilla
sofas making the rounds.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
Gorilla So have you seen those?
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Look, I'm gonna pas some photos around of what's going
on lately. There's been this trend of AI furniture that's
all really cool looking like mushroom forest beds.
Speaker 7 (42:40):
Actually, someone's going on to AI images and be like,
make me a mushroom bed, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Or Brooks House an upside down pineapple armchair. Even though
it's all computer generated stuff, people who see it think
it's real and they want to know where they.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Can buy it.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Feel can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
The latest one to go viral are these huge couches
that look like giant gorillas and they're all over the
app and as my co host can attest, they're big
and plush and they do look like real gorillas.
Speaker 7 (43:15):
It's like the back pattying is the gorilla's chess, and
then the arms of the couch or the gorilla arms
and head.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
And wouldn't you know it, Where to buy a gorilla
sofa was a trending search online, which was a problem
because they didn't actually exist.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah right until now.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh wait, wait, they're actually real now.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
A furniture company in China decided they were going to
start making them, and they put a hefty price tag
on them just to see what would happen, and wouldn't
you know it, the orders just started flooding in. Everybody
wanted one, and if you're one of those who made
a purchase, prepare to be extremely disappointed, because yes, it
is a gorilla couch, but it does not look like
(43:57):
the cool AI version. Yeah, okay, can you describe the
difference between the AI and the real ones?
Speaker 9 (44:05):
So the AI.
Speaker 11 (44:06):
Gorilla looks like fluffy and just like Teddy Bears, you
get but a gorilla sat in the cheeks.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, very comfy.
Speaker 7 (44:14):
The real one looks like one of those terrible couches
you'd find in a bachelor pad with a gorilla.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
House, you know what I mean, the backseat.
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Of a car.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
It could be yea.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
So you can see the photos of the gorilla couches
on our int the stories that broke in Jeffrey. The couches,
if you want one, are now available on Amazon for
the low low price of ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
WHOA, Okay, if we're gonna do AI couches, why not
buy a Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 13 (44:40):
Count The couch.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Arms are outreach reaching a little low though.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah, he's definitely the footstool.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Don't not collected complaining. That was a TikTok click shot.
In your final TikTok click shot is from a high
school teacher who goes with the handle mister Lindsey Sped.
He's got three hundred and sixty two thousand followers.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
I always love it when these teachers get that many,
because it's like and they need to make some money
on the side, you know.
Speaker 15 (45:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
He had a video go viral recently with millions of
views explaining what aura points are. Oh yeah, apparently gen
z Ers and jen Alpha are using them to track
your riz factor.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
What is this to explain?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Somebody's aura is their energy that they just naturally put
off right, And normally you would say someone has generally
good aura or bad aura. But the way kids are
using it now is like a ranking system where you
can add and subtract AURA points based on specific cool
and uncool behavior. Okay, so here's mister Lindsay giving an example.
Speaker 18 (45:49):
Having positive or points is a good thing, but you
can lose our points by doing weird or cringey things.
An example, if you're walking down the hallway and your
backpack uns it, then your stuff's falling out negative or
a points. Sending something funny in the group chat and
everybody responds to it positive or a point.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
Okay, So basically, if you're cool, you get our points,
and if you're not then you lose.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
You're very social, So Broke, get ready because your kids
are growing up and they're going to be ranking you
before you know it because you're so skibbty.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh wait, no, I've been ranking brook this whole time.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Good guys, are they getting negative or points? Just for
having me as their mother. Yeah, sorry, kids are starting
to the.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Optimism is my way out And you just dropped another
one hundred points for that comment.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Those were your TikTok shots.
Speaker 6 (46:41):
Stories for the day.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (46:46):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
Destiny is a new player to our show. She usually
listens while driving her children to school every morning. Two
boys four and six years old. Busy, and she told
our producer her best piece of parenting advice is to
let go of all expectations.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Guys will never be what you wanted to be, you know,
that's life advice.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Actually, I had to do that years ago when I
expected Brooke to not dress like a homeless person at work.
I let go of all of those expectations expect something
like that.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
I know, I was stupid forever thinking.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Of that money at going to change her.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Actually, look now, Destiny, what did you mean by let
go of all expectations for your children?
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Meaning just roll with what comes at you.
Speaker 16 (47:44):
I thinks are going to change on.
Speaker 12 (47:46):
The daily and just got to kind of roll with it.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
I wish my parents did this, Like when they'd be
like that, just better be done when we get home.
And then they get home, I could be like, you
guys know what to expect.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
Just roll with it.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
That's what she meant.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I like it, Destiny lower and lose all of those
expectations for your kids, for.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
The whole world.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Actually exactly all right, now, I have.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
So much empathy for Jose's mother.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Well, go empathize outside of the studio. So we could
talk to Destiny about the rules. Here you got thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke
outright if you want to win.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (48:31):
I am ready, Lucky.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Your time starts now. Today is National Majong Day. Majong
is a game played with what type of pieces? Hyo
Hematology is a branch of medicine specializing in what. On
the TV show The Office, who is the assistant to
the regional manager?
Speaker 6 (48:53):
The official flower of Easter is a white what lily?
What is bugs?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Bunny's famous three word catch phrase, megalophobia is the fear
of what type of things?
Speaker 6 (49:07):
Big thing, big thing, very good.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Destiny Brooks going to come back into the studio here
and I'm seeing on my phone screener. Let's see, Oh
Destiny works part time for a running store.
Speaker 6 (49:20):
Right, do you want to say which one? What's a
running store?
Speaker 12 (49:24):
Yeah, it's Gadget Running Company downtown Mount Vernon.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
What is a running store, Jeff?
Speaker 9 (49:28):
Like?
Speaker 6 (49:29):
What do you sell it?
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Like?
Speaker 6 (49:30):
If you're just running?
Speaker 12 (49:31):
We sell a lot of shoes, Brooks and ethics and
hokahlip flops in that store.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Brook probably slides actually running post row.
Speaker 6 (49:42):
Yeah, well that's more the walking part. You've got a
walking store.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
There is a walking store.
Speaker 7 (49:51):
You know that there is no there's not Are.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
You kidding me on this?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
We got to get to your questions. Brook, Ready, your
time starts now. Today is National Majong Day. Majong is
a game played with what type of pieces?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Uh, little pebbles.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Hematology is a branch of medicine specializing in what blood.
On the TV show The Office, who is the assistance
to the regional manager Dwight, the official flower of Easter
is a white what lily?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
What is bugs? Bunny's famous three word catchphrase.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
That's all Oh no, oh my god, rabbit go, I
don't know, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Don't know oh, I knowed.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I almost said, that's all folks, but that's porky pig.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Somebody got confused.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Let's head on over the scoreboard to see how you
both did with.
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Jose Soda says, give me a sip.
Speaker 11 (50:50):
Destiny, you got four today?
Speaker 5 (50:55):
Did you run away?
Speaker 10 (51:00):
She got four?
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Brook got three.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
It was just Destiny.
Speaker 6 (51:10):
Took Brook down on your first time. Well done, Destiny.
Speaker 16 (51:15):
That is a lot of practice on the way to preschool.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
I'll tell you it's paid off.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
So let's go over the answers for everybody. It's national Majong.
De Majong is a game played with little tiles, bro
not pebbles.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Oh I was taking of.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeahmatology is a branch of medicine specializing in blood. The
TV show of The Office, Dwight Shrewd is the assistance
to the regional manager.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I have upset, Destiny didn't get that.
Speaker 16 (51:43):
I know. I know.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
The official flower of Easter is a white lily known
as Easter lilies bugs Buddy's famous three word catchphrase, what's up, Doc?
Speaker 10 (51:52):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (51:55):
So you didn't know that one either?
Speaker 6 (51:57):
No, No, she did know what. Megalophobe is the fear of.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
And that's their big things.
Speaker 6 (52:02):
You've got a larger big you would have got there.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
You want to tie for so Destiny, Congratulations, you beat broke.
You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You
win a pair of tickets to see thunder Down Under
perform at the snow Qualm Casino on August sixteenth. Not
a good place to go if you have megalomania. When
you're seeing thunder down Under interactive, flirtatious, Australian and larger
(52:28):
than life, you're gonna be there to see it all.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Well, good job, Destiny.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
I'm kind of bumm that was That wasn't a good
showing on my part.
Speaker 10 (52:35):
Great on you, though, you know.
Speaker 16 (52:36):
I'll take it.
Speaker 12 (52:37):
I'll take the w any day.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
You a hundred bucks and honky Man, I think a
lot of people would take that.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
Thank you so much for playing Destiny. Comeback anytime. We'll
be back to do Windbrook's Bucks, same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (52:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
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