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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, so I normally don't give my number out this easily.
No one believes that it's true. But it's seventy eight
five nine too. That was very our number. I guess
our number. Oh that's a text number. Yeah, our text number.
But whatever, Just take what you can, Okay, just text
in no pixel. But we're going to start the show
right now. This is the time of the day where
(00:22):
we get to all the big headlines going on in
the world. Like right now, the average Big Mac price
is five dollars and fifteen cents, which is twenty two
percent higher than pre pandemic levels. For thoughts and opinions
on this, we're gonna send it over to our editorial
gen Z expert Alexis fire or no fire on that?
(00:44):
No fire? Oh, price is going up on Big Max
equals no fire. Yeah, we've got all the hot takes
here with Alexis. I didn't know what you wanted more
than that, And then she confused herself. Yeah, I did
say that someone the UK is looking for their missing
cat on grinder. Fire or no fire on that ellict fire.
(01:06):
That's interesting. Get your extinguishers out because it's fire on
grinder right now. The profile says the cat is single,
by the way, Anna is looking for dates and or relationships.
And finally, a woman in Florida pulled a gun in
a McDonald's drive through. Why because she wanted a cheeseburger
(01:26):
bundle and that wasn't listed on the menu. It's not
a thing that they served at McDonald's, but she was
upset about it. It It sounds like you just throw them
all into one bag without wrapping them or anything. Fire
no fire on that? Elect no fire, no fire? What
other cool gen z terms can we turn into a
below average radio bit. Let's send it over to Digital
(01:46):
Jake for the woke collar question of the day, Get
fit or get lit aka Capper No Cap Jake. Well,
a strange thing has happened since we started this game,
Capper No Cap. A small group of eight ful listeners
who enjoy the show via the podcast, have started betting
money on whether or not the first person in the
game gets the question correct or not Fire or no
(02:09):
fire on that alexis fatting fire? Okay, just checking out
the action this morning, and we've already received several texts
into seventy five nine two where listeners have bet seven
hundred dollars, saying there's no way Alexis gets her first
question right. Let's get into a high stakes gambling edition
(02:30):
of cap or no cap Alexis with seven hundred dollars
on the line, here you go. Okay. Pound cake got
its name for the approximate weight of the treat after
it's baked, because it's about a pound of cake. Cap
or no cap? Oh, that seems real. It is heavy.
That's a heavy cake. Or what if it used to
(02:50):
cost a pound? Like what if it started and it
used to just be one pound, which is a penny
a dollar. I don't know. Okay, Okay, it depends. I
think it's you know, I feel like it is off
the way. I'm gonna say, that's no cap. Jake, Alexis says,
no cap, and it's cap. It's actually for each ingredient.
(03:15):
Originally the recipe called for like a pound of flower,
a pound of sugar. They would make a bunch of
so actually they want a seven hundred dollars. They bet
that she wouldn't get it right. She didn't. You're welcome everyone.
That's no fire to me. Yeah, go over to brook Ye.
When uranus was first discovered, it was named George cap
or no cap, George Uranus. It was just it's hard
(03:41):
for me to believe that that's real, because I'm sure
Uranus was the name of some like Roman or Greek
god or the astronomer who found it. Um, I'm gonna
go that's cap, brook says cap and it's no cap.
William Herschel named it Georgium Situs, the joy Virgin planet,
after King George the Third. It wasn't really named George then,
(04:05):
I mean, if you would have given me Georgie in
Situs or whatever, you just said, that's not the game.
Let's get it real here, let's like call it Bob, Yeah, Jose, Yes,
there's actually something called the fruit salad tree which can
grow more than one kind of fruit cap or no cap.
(04:25):
This is amazing, and I've heard of it. I know
that there's a tree that grows multiple berries. They've found
a way that like, well, they can graft. You can
like graft like my parents friends have a cherry tree
that grew through different types because they just grafted in
the different branches from other ones. But it didn't grow
from a seed that way. Yeah. Right, that's only with
human intervention, with all the advancements of plant technology. No,
(04:48):
plant tech is really big, huge tech. I'm gonna go
that's no cap. Jake Jose says no cap and it's
no cap. Fruit salad trees are real and can be
found in Australia. A citrus one can grow oranges, lemons
and limes. Aw. Yeah, I say it as a margarita tree.
(05:13):
I don't think you want lemon. And it's very tired. Jeffrey.
All your fingernails grow at the same rate, cap or
no cap. Oh no, Well, I bite all my fingernails,
so I can never tell how long any of them are. Same.
So my outside too are always longer, like the pinky
and the ring finger. But I think it's because I
(05:35):
use it less, right, So I think that when you
use your fingers, I use my other fingers more, so
they get like chipped or wear down. I don't know
that it's your fingers grow based on Yeah, my fingernails, yeah,
for sure, like they break and then you have to
cut them down. On the other one is a farmer.
She's a hard li and just grinding your nails down.
(05:56):
I mean, that's why your pinkies grow so long, right,
because you aren't watching, Yes, because you don't use it
for anything. I do think they all probably grow at
different rates. So that's CAP. Jeffrey says CAP. That's CAP
because blood flow stimulates nail growth. Your dominant hand nails
grow faster. Interesting, like your right hand, it grows faster.
(06:22):
What is the use thing out of the championship rounds Jose.
Unlike their close DNA relatives, humans, monkeys cannot go bald.
No CAP monkey. It's like, well, George Castian, some monkey.
I'm trying to think, like every time you see old
monkeys and videos, I've seen their hair get like grayer. Yeah,
(06:44):
I've seen a bald monkey. So I'm gonna say it's
like the Vin Diesel of the primate world. Well, they
probably don't get filmed. Yeah, they're staying up in the trees.
I'm not coming down. I'm just gonna say that's no CAP.
Jose says, no CAP, and it's cap. Long enough life.
With a long enough life, monkeys can go ball just
(07:06):
like humans. Jeffrey any wrong. So you get to choose
who gets shocked today, Well, I'm gonna give it to
the person who keeps nagging me about my insurance Brook
leave me alone. You went three years without insurance. You
are so lucky you don't think I know that. Thank
(07:28):
you for reminding me, like you know how much money?
I say? And Brook's gonna be getting shocked today while
singing since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson, but since
you big breathe for the first time, I'm so moving off.
(07:54):
Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
There's the famous saying happy wife, Happy life. I hear
it every single day when Brooke makes her husband repeat
it back to her thirty times on the speaker phone. Honey,
what's our mom for today? Michael? You say until I
sound happy? But what if the old time? Just quoting you?
(08:22):
But what if the only way to make your wife
happy was to lie to her? Do you still do it?
Because one of our listeners has been dishonest with his
better half for months and it's made her happier than
they've ever been. Really, so he's going to keep hiding
the truth from her while revealing it to us, because
(08:43):
that's what a good husband does, right. That's a brand
new edition of the mass Speaker coming up at seven
ten concession. I can't take better, girl, Arms Speaker. I
got a text to seven eighty five to nine two
(09:04):
that says I bought a scratch lotto ticket to show
my seven year old son they're a rip off and
you never win one a hundred bucks. Now he's obsessed
and asked me to buy one every day after school. Please, Daddy,
I want to go to college. What else can you
teach your son a lesson about? See? This is why
you never put your entire life savings on Redd at
(09:26):
the roulette table. Sun, Yeah, we're a winner today. We
have a guy who wants to open up and come
clean about something from his life. He's chosen to go
buy Ray today. So Ray, welcome the show. Hey, thanks
for having me. You're welcome. Ray. We're glad you're here.
How are you feeling. I'm feeling pretty good. You know
another beautiful bay on planners. Okay, don't sound as much
(09:49):
as weighing you down. I don't know why having to
ask your voice, but we are masking it. Voice changer
is on. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So
I'm married. He's been married about six seven years now.
I used to say kring gratz, but I don't do
that anymore. It's a crap. Shoot, Like sometimes people are like,
I hate my wife. Yeah, totally, Like anyway, so I
(10:11):
killed her I'm kidding. Yeah, well none of that yet anyway, Okay,
that's going on. So I come home from work one day,
all right, it's it's basically a normal day. I opened
the door my wife, I mean, like a dog who
hears their owner coming home with treats. She is on
top of me immediately, which is not like romantically on
(10:35):
top of you. Yeah, you know, like his dog does. Yeah,
she's really happy to see you when you got home
that day, Yes, exactly. So she gave me this huge hug,
and she's in this incredible mood. I'm sort of wondering,
you know, what's going on here? I see you over
her shoulder. There's this huge bouquet of roses on the
(10:57):
kitchen counter. Oh did you say you didn't send them? Then?
If you didn't know that they were going to be there. Well,
so here's the turn. She starts to say to me,
I can't believe you got me this anniversary. Guess you're
so sweet. Did you even realize it was your anniversary?
So this was on I want to say it was
the tenth our anniversary is the thirteenth. Okay, so it's
a few days before your anniversary. But there's still this
(11:20):
big bouquet of roses from not you, right, it doesn't
wasn't me, okay, So without really thinking about it, I
just kind of said you're welcome, and she then adds,
I thought it was really cute how you signed it.
You know, your secret admirer. Oh, oh my god, I've
taken credit for him, so I can't really say anything.
(11:43):
Oh no, God. Now I'm sitting there thinking what the
hell is going on here? Like did they do a
wrong address or something or whatever? But the point is
I let it just play out as it was. So
who was the person who sent time? Did you ever
find out? Well? I called the company that did the delivery,
and all they could confirm was that the purchase was made,
(12:03):
but that they would not be able to give out
personal information, so they wouldn't tell me who did it?
Like one of like her friends was trying to save
your guys's marriage, You what I mean, like a girlfriend
stepping in? Did you ever find out? Did anybody come
forward as the admirer? No, no one ever came forward.
(12:23):
It gets better, It gets better. So better depends on
your point of view her, You're not far off. So
about like a month goes violets say, three, four weeks
something like that. And I'm coming home from work and
she had a thing with friends and was out, so
she wasn't home yet. And I see this box on
(12:47):
the front porch and I see it's addressed to her.
So I opened it up. There is this gorgeous leather
designer handbag. Sure enough, there is a gift note with
it that's says from your secret admirer. Dude, are you
freaked out like I would think someone stopping my wife?
But score also Bute's name. I mean yes, But at
(13:14):
the same time, like we have, you know, one of
those home security systems, and no one's been showing up
or doing anything weird. We haven't had any break in.
So what did you do with the bag? Did you
throw it out? Throw out out? I sell it. I
may have rewrapped the bag, and I have it ready
there and waiting for and she comes home and she's
(13:34):
had a tough day, and sure enough there it is.
So and all of a sudden, now it's from you.
There was a random you'd buy it. How many times
does this happen to you. I mean I would say
twelve times now if I go down, dude, this is
gonna come. The secret admirer is going to be found
out if she already doesn't know. It looks whatever it is,
(13:57):
it's working out. I mean, I've never been happen in
a lot of ways. You know, marriage is great, all
you needed with some gifts and some affection. Well, imagine
that like a dog. It is a little concerning because
at some point you'd think the gift train would cause
a little bit of an amount of suspicion on her end.
(14:18):
But I guess she's just too blinded by the happiness
of it all. And you're a little blinded by the
happiness of it too from the sound, Yeah, I think
that's what the real Yeah, I'm hoping next if you
get a call from another mass speaker who's like, Okay,
so I've been buying gifts from myself and telling my husband, Well, man,
if you're happy and your wife's happy, then we're all
(14:38):
happy for ye. Yeah. And if the secret admirer needs
another location or person some studio, yeah, sure, alesis and
I are the text age seven eight five night too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to
will hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next. There
are certain topics that men can talk about for hours,
(15:02):
like weird smells, obscure sports statistics from the last sixty years.
Let's get feel like this is just a list of
why I'm glad I'm not a man. And of course
small improvements that they're making to different parts of their house.
My dad spent three hours showing me the new kitchen
(15:23):
skylight that he just paid. Just wait till it leaks.
That's another going to be They really take pride, and
that's why we call a guy who's been super excited
about the new top of the line security system that's
getting installed at his home today, but he's about to
learn that maybe the premium package wasn't quite as high
(15:45):
tech as he expected it to be. It's your phone's
app right now the twenties. Hello, Hello, there is is
this a mister Evan? Uh? Yeah, who's calling? Hi? My
name is Matteo, but my friends call me tik tak.
(16:05):
I'm calling from brunk security. Man. I'm almost done installing
your new system. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, I see
who signed up for a premium package. That's why I
have one final question. I need to do one more thing.
Where would you like the ten thousand legos at the
bottom of the stairs maybe, or like the hallway or
the kitchen perhaps? What do you what do you do?
(16:25):
You say? Legos? Yeah, ten thousand legos? Where do you
want them? I'm maybe working? Maybe we're confused. I don't
know anything about legos. Why are there legos involved in
my security system? Man? Sorry to laugh, Homi, have you
ever stepped on a lego before? It's like stepping on knives,
like if knives had knives. You know what I'm saying
(16:46):
that storry. Wait is this a joke? No, not at all, man,
I just need to know, like what shape of legos?
Would you like? Like the square ones? Or would you
like the long rectangular ones? You know what I'm saying.
I mean we can talk about colors later. Yeah, I didn't.
I didn't ask for that. I wanted like the premium system,
the top packets. Yeah, and this is it, homes, This
is exactly what we're doing. You know, nobody else in
(17:08):
your neighborhood's gonna have this type of top security legos
or top security or well, it's not just legos, you
know what I'm saying. Like, for instance, when you walk
into the front door, I should warn you, man, there's
a trigger wire for like five different paint buckets that
will drop from the banister. So you're gonna want to
like kind of shem to the net. Wait, you mean
(17:29):
paint buckets like in home alone, beaint buckets. Oh you've
seen my work. Huh. I'm the guy who did all
of that. Man, wait like for the movie or yeah,
you see. Men. Look, I used to be on the
other end, right, Like I used to break into houses
and stuff. So then like years ago, I changed my
ways and now I'm on the other side. I work
for security. This is not what That's why I'm their
(17:52):
top security installation manager homes because I know how the
criminals think. Is say, you know what I'm saying, and
you walk into the front door and you got a
paint buckets. Oh man, that's just that's incrimination. Man. If
you could, okay, hand on you or whatever, you gotta stop,
you undo everything you just did, and just I don't know,
put it like a regular security That's not easy, man,
because like what am I gonna do with the live scorpions? Right?
(18:16):
Live live scorpions, dude, I don't care what you do,
but they better not be in my house. Well no,
I mean, like I couldn't get my hands on a
tarantula or whatever. So like I got a couple live
scorpions from the pest door and they're high poisonous, right,
and if you're going to call an exterminator, man, I
don't want this. Don't you worry? Man? They're only gonna
be released if the backdoors open, So don't you just
(18:37):
don't use the backdoor and then you'll be fine. Don't
use the back are you joking? Like I said, this
is up of the line. Man, They're not gonna good.
I mean, I fit thousands of dollars to like, you know,
update like the walls and the windows and like camera.
It's like this is not this is not what I
signed up for. Oh sorry, I would stay away from
all of the windows from now on, Okay, I wouldn't.
(18:58):
Why what did you do to the wind? Does I
put grease all over all of them? Man? So like
people can't climb in and out, and if they do,
they'll slip and fall. None of this is on the website.
Where is any of it? I didn't opt into any
of this, Sir. You can't put it on the website
because that's where all the criminals are gonna look. You
know what I'm saying, We're gonna think ahead. You want
them to be element of surprise. I can't even argue
(19:19):
with that. But this is not what I signed up for.
My neighbors showed me his and he wouldn't do brags
that you can just use it from your phone. It's
not an eye sword. There's no legos. I have to
interrupt you, man, I guess the problem, Like every home
has like sensors and like, oh no, a loud beeping
noise like that's not gonna deter a burglar. You know
what's going to burglar is the bag of wrenches and
(19:41):
tools that I put in your garage. No one wants
a bag of wrenches and tools. Man, give me a
regular security system. Okay, man, But like Lauren's the one
who let me in. Your wife she told me everything.
She was like, put the scorpions here. Why has my
wife's indolf with this? Then she has nothing to do
with this. I put in the order. No, she strictly
put it in. She said, prank phone called my husband
(20:03):
because he's totally gonna fall for it. He's excited about
a new security system. And so that's why this is
not even real. I'm totally messing with you. This is
a joke. There's no lego. No, this is actually jose Man.
We're from the rating show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and this is the all set up. Dude. Oh, I'm
(20:24):
gonna kill her. No, do not kill her? Man. Okay, Well,
if you want, man, we could put some traps out
and we could catch her. I can explore the toilet.
I forgot to tell you there's a censor on there. Man,
don't explode my toilet. I mean I already did, but
in another way before I left. Oh, wake up every
morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke
(20:46):
and Jeffrey in the Morning. If you found out your
best friend is about to get proposed to, what's the
first thing you do? What do you do? I don't
know which. Can you congratulate them before they get proposed? Yeah,
(21:06):
that's good, that's a good rule. Just in jail. I'm happy,
but one of our listeners doesn't want to ruin the surprise.
In fact, she wants to stop the proposal from happening altogether,
and she has a pretty valid reason for it, but
needs our help. Oh my gosh, don't worry. She's not
in love with the guy too. It's not that. But
it is a delicate situation. Can we assist without destroying
(21:30):
their friendship in the process. We're gonna try in a
brand new textual healing next text jubu he then textual.
You know, a lot of the times on this show
we try to help people improve their dating lives that well,
(21:51):
today is a little bit different. Okay, Brooks wishes have
finally come true. We're actually going to try and block
love today. That's what one of our listeners, Emily, wants
us to do. I love love. Yeah, why do you
always say that about me? You're always trying to stop
people from going out walking to the show? Hi? Hi, Emily.
(22:14):
I think Brook like all of us, tries to help,
but we don't end up being very successful sometimes. That's okay,
speak for yourself, Emily, what do you need? Wow? Doesn't
that sound so sweet? And help for yourself? What you need? Emily, Lady?
Thank you for emailing a show. Tell us a little
bit about your love situation and how we can help
destroy it for you. What's going on? Well, I have
(22:34):
a really close friend. Her name is Kaylee. I've known
her for a long time. I love her like a sister.
That's so great to have those type of friendships. Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't sound like it. Yes, no, I love Kaylee.
She's my best friend. And she's been in a relationship
with a guy for almost two years now. Okay, she
(22:56):
loves how it's going. I mean she likes the guy.
He's very handsome, she treats her right. The only thing
is she's not in a place where she wants to
settle down with him yet. Okay, that's fine. Why is
that an issue? Well, it wouldn't be. But like, the
problem is I heard a rumor that her boyfriend was
going to be proposing to her tonight. O wait tonight? Wow,
(23:22):
this is the team. They haven't talked about that. Yeah, well,
if you're dating for two years, you think it would
have come up, right? Yeah? Yeah, who'd you hear the
rumor from. It's from a mutual friend, and it's I'm
in such an awkward situation, right, now, because I've asked
Hayley before, like I've said, you know, if Thomas proposed
to you, what would you say? And she's not about it,
(23:45):
she's not into that. She told me she's not ready,
just not yet like someday maybe, but just not right now.
You're saying that my mom told my dad no, I
think four times before she actually they actually agreed to
get married. So what's the problem. You're worried that what
she's gonna turn him down? Like he's going to make
a fool of himself. So tonight is it friends all
(24:08):
getting together or something? Is that how you think it's
going to go down? Well, I just know that they're
going to go out on a date tonight, and I
wanted to warn her boyfriend, just like without being very
direct about the situation. Wait, you want to tell Wait,
hold on, you want to tell him? Why wouldn't you
want to tell her? Give her a heads up? I
(24:29):
want to ruin it. She doesn't want it. Yeah, I know,
my friend, Like this is so much right now, I
don't want to put this on her. I don't want
to burden her with this, Like I want to get
rid of the situation entirely behind the scenes. You're doing work,
so she has zero stress. That's get rid of the situation. Yeah,
(24:57):
so you want you want to text Kaylee's boyfriend and
stop him from proposing without alerting him that you know
that he's going to propose. Oh yeah, that's hard to do.
That's why I turned to you guys, like this is
so tough to navigate, Like, I need your help and
I've already started a text message with him. Oh you good? Wait, no,
(25:17):
not usual. I don't know if it's good. What did
you say? It's good because we don't have to do
as much work? What do you say? Okay, I'm gonna
try to read this. So I sent him, Hey, Thomas,
how's it going? Um, he goes, stop them doing great?
Thanks for asking. How about you put? Oh, you know,
just trying to save Kaylee from a lifetime of misery?
(25:40):
Wait what who she put? Haha? It's okay, Like you're
coming out of random like this is why I needed
your help because I thought it was funny to kind
of do this. You know, it sounds like you're saying
that being with him would be a lifetime and I mean,
maybe he doesn't even know that there's not enough like context,
even let mean, marriage is a lifetime of misery. What
(26:04):
did he say? Yeah? Well, then I tried to play
it off cool. I was like, but seriously, how's your
day going? Oh and that's a serious part of that
knows that you know. Now. What did he say? Yeah,
he goes, my day's going pretty well. Why do you ask? Yeah?
I put oh, no reason. I was just wondering if
you had any big plans tonight. So we're kind of
(26:27):
like doing more like restoration hixing right now. How did
he respond? He goes, Actually, I do, but it's a
big secret. Oh, yeah, him out. That's what he's telling
you to do. Keep your mouth shut. Or maybe he's
kind of a dummy and doesn't know that she's onto
him yet. Yeah, I don't know. What have you written
(26:49):
back to that? Did you say anything? No? I didn't
because I'm really stuck and I don't know what to say.
So I just need help at this point the situation,
I think immediately for the third time, how is your day?
I think one common theme that we go to with
(27:09):
these is using humor to try and get people to
open up a little bit more true, because even though
our goal is a little bit serious trying to get
him to stop proposing. We need to get him to
lighten up a little bit in order to make it there. Yeah,
I mean we didn't start well with that whole like
saving or from a lifetime of misery thing, so so
he I mean he's already admitted like there is something
(27:30):
I've planned, but it's a big secret. What if we
throw out some horribly wrong guesses to make him laugh? Oh,
like like, oh, let me guess is it a big
casino heist tonight? That's funny photographing Spider Man around the city,
like just obviously wrong. I like casino heist. Go with
that one, Yeah, what do you? What do you think, Emily?
(27:54):
I think that's good. Like I just want to like
not come off to to crazy like I'm prying into
his life. But you know, yeah, I like casino heist.
And then you follow it up with because Kaylee's really
not ready for that type of commitment, I think, So
why why don't you start typing that out like ooh,
let me guess we're doing a casino heist tonight and
(28:17):
with the money bag emoji? Yeah that's good? Are you
typing Emily? Yeah? Okay, I'm putting, Oh, is there going
to be a casino heist tonight? I guess, don't get
caught or something? No, am I close? Am I close
question mark? We just want them to open up and
start talking with us. And if you end it with
a set, you have to end it with a question,
so he'll never respond to Okay, am I close question mark? Yeah?
(28:39):
That's okay, I got it. And are you sure your
your best friend isn't like telling you one thing about
her commitment level and telling her boyfriend something else. No,
I swear to god she does not want to get
married right now? Okay, that's good. Is that what you
were doing with your husband Brook? You were telling everybody else?
Are you kidding me? I was begging him to propose.
(29:01):
What are you doing? Well, get on it? And you
remember that because every weekend you'd go away. We're like,
this is the weekend and then even fake drop down
on a knee and I'm like, so, Emily, you sent
that right? Yeah? I did. Okay, Well, we're running out
of time for this first part. We're gonna play a song,
come back, and we'll see if Kaylee's boyfriend has responded,
(29:22):
and then we'll try and stop him from proposing when
we continue textual healing next, how do you stop a
guy from proposing to your best friend? Oh my god,
it's usually the opposite. How do you get a guy
to do it? I know there must be a Cosmo
magazine article about them. You must have thrown that issue away.
(29:42):
So we're kind of on our own here helping out
one of our listeners, Emily, because she knows her friend
is about to get proposed to buy her boyfriend tonight.
I mean he said he had a huge surprise. The
thing is, Emily's friend isn't ready to get married. Even
told her if he proposes, I'd probably say no. Oh man.
(30:04):
So to prevent all that drama, Emily wants to get
ahead of it and tell the boyfriend please don't do
it without letting him know that she knows. Yeah, that's tricky.
There's been a whole conversation in the lead up, and
our suggestion was let's throw out some wrong guesses and
about what the secret is. But what the secret is
and we guess big casino heist? Am I clothes? And
(30:26):
has he responded to that? Emily? Yes, he has. Okay,
what do you say? So he put OMG no casino hips.
Oh what I've planned is kind of bigger than that.
There will be cameras and maybe some roses. No, this
guy is the worst secrets ever. By the way, more clues.
(30:48):
I'm probably got a camera person though. Honestly, Yeah, all right,
well now he's really confirming that something romantic it's about
to go down. I think we need to like deterret
right now. I don't think we need to do anymore
back in for us, Like I don't know, like, is
there any way, like your friend Kaylee's like going through
(31:10):
like other life changes and maybe we could be Like,
you know, Kayley's going through so much, she just really
needs a steady, non changing relationship with not a bad idea,
Like is she going through like a changing careers? Did
she get a new pet, like something really stressful? She
got a hamster? She just really space to propose the
(31:32):
hamster was pregnant. Now she's got twenty hamsters. Ever since
she got buttons, it's been rough for her. Is anything
going on like that? Well, her wax person quit way
recently and she didn't look for a new one, Like
the person is that taking a big toll on her? Mentally? Exactly?
(31:55):
He loves before. She'd been going to her for years,
and she just doesn't need more stress. Okay, she's really
sad about wax lady. Well let's go with that, I think. Okay,
are you just say I hope Kayley is not involved
in the surprise. She's not in the right headspace since
her wax woman left. Yeah, she really can't can't handle
more stress on her plate. Okay, So Kaylee can't handle
(32:19):
more stress on her plate. Just say I hope she's
not involved in the surprise. That's right, because Kayley is
not in the right headspace, right, because we're still trying
to play dumb like we don't know the proposals about
to happen. Yeah, Okay, so I put I hope Kayley
is not involved in this. She doesn't need more stress.
She's already stressed out about finding a new wax person.
(32:42):
But to fare, you want to get a wax before
you're proposed too, so stress, Come on, and look, that's
not stressful to us, but for her friend, clearly it's
causing some mental anguish and that should be enough. And
no wonder Kaylee's not ready for a proposal or an engagement.
If she's that f Edel. Yeah, okay, so we we've
(33:03):
sent that text, right, Emily, Okay, now he's do you
think he's freaking out? Like waxed body? If you got
that text saying the person you're about to propose to
is like super freaked out, would you be like, oh
my god, I should do it another night? As a guy?
To be honest, I would be like, wax lady, that's
nothing compared to what I'm about to. You know, well,
I don't know if it's gonna stop. Yeah, but that
(33:27):
makes it about you tonight. The proposals all about her,
that's true. That's true. So you want her to be
on the best headspace that she possibly can be to
guarantee you. Yes, well, especially because it sounds like they
haven't even talked about it if he's proposing tonight and
Kaylee is so not on board the communication in this relationship, true,
(33:48):
super nervous, flying blind on this anything. Emily, Yeah, something
just came in. Okay. It said, if you think I'm
proposing tonight, that's one hundred percent not true. Oh right,
wait what him? So he finally clicked in his head.
I thought you confirmed with the rumor. Yeah, wait, and
(34:08):
what's all the roses and cameras about hold on, there's more. Yeah,
he's study something else. He's typing. Wait what is going?
Oh my god? What if he's breaking up with her
camera cameraman? Right, it would make a pretty devastating TikTok
video that would go viral. Hell being a friend propose
instead of him proposing himself. Okay, I have another message.
(34:30):
It says, wait do you know already? H oh, oh
my god? No? Wait is this good or bad? Proposing? So?
What is he? What is going on? Do you know what?
You have to text it back? Do I know what?
Just maybe fake? Like you do know? I totally know.
Ye that works is that he'll ease up and go,
(34:51):
oh you know fine, I'll spill the bean. Yeah, Like, no,
say this, tell him I know something? Tell me what
you know first? Okay, you know first, maybe it's like
you play it kind of cool, Like, I mean, I
have a pretty good idea of what's going on tonight,
but he just said that he's not proposing. Do we
(35:11):
have a good idea anymore? Well, we have no idea. Yeah,
but we're just trying to get him to tell us. Yeah, like,
let me know how I can help give me the details.
What do you think, Emily? Yeah, because I'm very confused
right now. I'm just thinking, just playing along kind of
telling him. I texted, Okay, text it, let's send it. Okay,
(35:34):
I am like dying. What wait? So does he mean
that he's not like was he being sarcastic when he
was saying not proposing? Or was he being serious? Yeah?
Now what does he think? You know? This is what
I wrote? I put um, I do have a good
idea of what's happening. Um, if there's any way that
I can help, and that's great, just give me the details. Yeah, okay,
(35:54):
so I'm putting please give me the details, and I
put a heart emojie. And now you're being a sportive friend.
But that's not what she wants to be. She but
we got no time. We got to send this. Send okay,
I sent it all right? Oh boy, Now I'm really curious.
What do you think it is. Maybe he's gonna give her,
like an extra kidney or something that would bond him.
(36:17):
I think that her biggest life issue right now is
not having a proper waxer. So I don't know that
kidney donation is on there. Kidney swap is pretty romantic,
though people call you a romantic Wait wait wait what
I just cut a response? Yeah, okay, it says, lol
you want to help with your own proposal? No way,
(36:42):
because I don't think Shane would be cool with that. Lol.
Just acts surprised when he asked, Oh God, what, no way? No, wait,
this is about me. I thought you. I thought you
said that your friend has lands tonight, not you. They
probably don't have to throw her off. Oh God, are
(37:05):
you so excited? I'm freaking wait? Hold on? Are you?
Are you like your friend? Are you ready for them
say we need to text your boyfriend? I don't know.
I didn't want to know this. God around and back.
She just kind of said it, thought that she knew.
(37:29):
Now they shouldn't have. Who idea was that? God? Well,
at least you're gonna look great for the video because
you know there's gonna be a photographer there. Your nails
done now, hopefully you got a good waxer too, and
maybe quick practice your shocked reaction for when he when
he asks it. Um, okay, okay, let's see. Oh gratuation,
(38:00):
you get married? How it goes? Emily? Good luck? That
was a shocking edition to texting. If you'd like some
help with your text conversations. D m us on our
socials at Brooke and Jeffrey, we can ruin your friends
engagement and get you married instead Broke and Jeffrey in
(38:22):
the morning. A teacher's going viral after she shared the
secret code language that she puts in emails to parents.
You're gonna want to hear it. Plus an unlikely pairing
of two people has been blowing up online because of
their unique difference of opinion when it comes to one
aspect of dating. You're gonna hear all of it. When
(38:44):
we do a brand new TikTok click shock, it's coming
up at a ten. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but five kake emojis a day equals TikTok
TikTok Click show. Because we're all shocked at how many
clicks that viral video has been getting got some of
the biggest tiktoks of the past week. Let's get right
(39:06):
into your first TikTok click Shocked, which is from a
woman with the user name at board Underscore Teachers, and
she just racked up hundreds of thousands of views after
revealing the secret code teachers use to communicate with parents
about their kids via email. Oh I haven't been told
(39:28):
about it? Why can they not tell parents the secret
code already? Well, you'll understand in a second because normally
she's just sharing funny experiences about the classroom. But this
one really put people on edge. Here's what she said.
We have a code when the email hearings. When we
use phrases like your child is very social anything, won't
stop talking, their excitement in the classrooms get dangerous. It
(39:52):
means they will not calm down. Or if they're a
natural board leader, your child is super bossy. Yeah, now
I get it. What it surprised you to hear? Some
people don't like that. I think they're trying to be
nice to parents. They're trying to let them down easy, right,
You're trying to find the positive in a bad situation.
But I think a lot of parents are hearing this
(40:13):
and thinking, oh, so you're telling me I've a bad kid,
ohailing them because they come on, let's be honest, you
already know that. Yeah. Not a parent that doesn't know
that they have a troublemaker in the classes. I'm an idiot.
I'd be like, oh my child's a talkative leader president,
But it stings more when you hear another person say
(40:33):
something ill of your child, even if you know it
to be true. Yeah. One lady commented, saying, if I
had known this years ago, I could have helped myself
and my child develop her social skills a decade earlier.
I know it's hard, teachers, but just say it directly. Yeah,
that would go over well. Yeah, let's be honest. Someone
isn't very self aware of how they take that type
(40:53):
of news. Your child's a bully and yeah. I was like, oh,
I'll show you a bully, and yeah, that's The teachers
were spots because they know not everybody feels that way.
We have to be careful with how we put things
when we're talking about your kids, so we don't offend anybody.
And they try to create a team together to work
on the kid together. Right. Other teachers weighed in with
(41:13):
their own codes as well. Someone said, when I send
an email that says your son's gonna make a great lawyer,
that's code for he won't stop arguing with me. Please
read between the lines. Everything's a debate, everything's a backhanded
compliment from the teachers. It's like your son is always
saying please and thank you, and he asks if he
can help. It's like, oh, okay, so he's a brown
(41:35):
nosing suck up saying my teachers just meetings with my parents. Yeah,
I mean they didn't even mail anymore. It was like,
we got to talk about Josey. That's why your parents
bribed your way out of schools. That was a TikTok
clickshock You're next. TikTok click shot is from a family
(41:55):
duo who are going viral for their hot dating tips.
The duo can of Grandma Gail and her twenty seven
year old granddaughter Kimmerstein. Um. I wanted you to say,
twenty seven year old. Yep, that's why I thought. The
two of them started a podcast and they're promoting it
on TikTok called Excuse My Grandma Best. It sounds just
(42:19):
like our show. But here's a picture of them that
was aimed at me. But about four hundred thousand followers
on their TikTok, we've got four hundred and twenty one thousand,
so they're about to pass us soon. At Brooke and Jeffrey,
go subscribe if you don't want Grandma Gail to beat
us down, but their main philosophical difference with dating is
(42:42):
Kim hasn't estimated two to three date rule, while Grandma
Gail thinks a person should go on ten dates before
deciding whether or not to pursue a relationship. Gail, you're
at the end of your life. I don't think you
have time for ten. You know, I'm just being honest.
Let's listen. You don't even know what the guy is
like on a first year, or second or even a
(43:02):
third date, because everybody's on their best behavior. I don't
really take too much for Kim's dating culture because the
ones she doesn't like, the ones I like. But I
taught you like terms, Oh yes, she shot me terms
and and I'm more tolerant of what's going on now.
Oh gosh. But I mean, I think it is true.
(43:25):
The only serious relationships I've been and I think it
was like after the third or fourth date, then we
both was like, this is something real, Just like, hey,
I said three or four ten free dinners. Alexis, yeah,
what's wrong with that? You don't know that as my
tenth you're probably paying ten dates. I had a joint
(43:49):
like baking to count book moves fast, but as you
can tell, those who get along and they have pretty
good banter. And Grandma Gale says, now that they do
a podcast together, their relationship and ship is stronger than
it's ever been. Yeah. And by the way, the new
term that she was talking about that Grandma learned, yes, ghosting.
Oh Grandma thought it meant an old relative was coming
(44:12):
back from the grave to veto a love interest. She's
just so old. Yeah. Grandma Gail did add that Kim
is a terrific young woman with a great head on
her shoulders. She just doesn't know how to date, and
that's why I'm here to teach her. Okay, the head
isn't quite on her shoulders. It sounds like Gail criticizing her.
(44:35):
But okay, well, maybe we should do a side podcast
on our show with Alexis in Brook. Yeah, I love
I ratter go with Grandma Gail. July versus Bad Knees
fighting stories from the fifteen hundreds all the way to
the two thousands. By the way, Alexis and I already
do a extra podcast if people want to listen, not
(44:57):
about dating, about like generational trivia sounds great, or I
could do one with my mom called beggars, can't be choosers.
He'll take anyone. How about that sounds like your mom talking. Yeah,
it's just a three hour rant. Yeah there is. Go
check out our podcast for all our new side hustles.
Those are your stories for the day. Brooke and Jeffrey
(45:22):
in the morning, Brooks going for eleven wins in a
row today, And why am I playing cheesy news music
right now? Because we have a very special guest today,
sports anchor Aaron Levine from Hugh is on to take you.
(45:47):
He played you six years ago and one why you
beat me? Good? Welcome back, dude. You guys had me
in studio six years ago. I beat Brook and then
I've never been invited back. Yeah, well there's a reason
there's spinner. I actually put your face up by the door,
and security is actually told to throw you out anytime
you're on the premises. I would expect that. Thank you
(46:08):
guys via phone. I see you every time we see
you on the TV and studio Brick makes this change
the station. Yeah, it's so smart, handsome. Yeah, it's only
gonna get worse if you win again today. So let's
send Brooke out of the studio out this is awesome.
This is gonna be a fun one. Aaron. You know
how the game works. It's thirty seconds to answer as
(46:29):
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say pass. But you have to beat Broke out
right to win? Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck?
Not that you need it. Your time starts now. Today
is National Puppy Day. What was the number one most
popular girl puppy name last year? Bella or Luna Bella? On?
What part of your body would you wear? Mucklucks? Uh? Shoe?
(46:52):
What vegetable is a pickle before it becomes a pickle? Pass? On? Young?
Is hell? In what language? Korean? Which continent is closest
to Antarctica? Uh? South America? Which of these does not
grow on trees? Avocado? Eggplant or olives? Egg plant? We
(47:13):
got a plant? You got bad in. We're gonna bring
Broke back into the studio. Well done area And apparently,
I mean our producer asked you, why did you call
in today? Because clearly, out of all the people, you
probably don't need one hundred dollars local celebrity, but you
said you would donate your winnings to bring the Sonics
back to Seattle. Yes, why not? That's the best cause
(47:36):
there is in the area. Right. I heard that the
reason they're not back is because they were missing one
hundred bucks. They were short. Makes sense. It's a starter fund,
it's a kickstarter fun So if anything, Brook, you should
throw the game if you really want the Sonics to
be back in town. Yeah. I love the storm, of course,
(47:56):
but wow, I don't want to lose. That's a good answer. Yes,
Sonic hater, Brook, it's your turn? Are you ready? Your
time starts now. Today is National Puppy Day. What was
the number one most popular girl puppy name last year?
Bella or Luna Bella? On what part of your body
would you wear? Mucklucks feet? What vegetable is a pickle
(48:19):
before it becomes a pickle? Cucumber? A young is hello?
In what language? O? Uh? Chinese? Which continent is the
closest to Antarctica um? South America? Which of these does
not grow on trees? Avocado, eggplant or haulos? Got our
answers in and time to go over to the scoreboard
(48:41):
to see how you both did with Jose. Everyone is
actually laughing at you and calling you pathetics. You do
realize it right. I do realize it. Aaron Levine, my
good friend, you got five correct day. Wow, I should
have said you think she got five that the language
one wrong. She did get the same exact amount of
(49:03):
questions in. So this goes down to the buzzer and Brooke.
God b listen. We both have a love of useless knowledge.
He just knows a little bit more useless knowledge. Let's
(49:27):
go over the answer. This is why they always say
TV people are superior to radio people. They are. I
can't just can't have my thing, can't I erin? You
have to take it to Okay, I'm fine, I'm over it. Fine,
let's up in. You just stew in your loss over there.
We'll go over the answers. Today it's National Puppy Day.
The number one most popular girl puppy name last year
was Luna Bella won it for nine years in a
(49:47):
row before that. Who the part of your body you'd wear?
Mucklucks are on your feet. They're a type of Native
American shoes. The vegetable that becomes a pickle is a cucumber.
I'm young is how you say hello in Korean? Create
only know that from arrested development. The continent closest to
Antarctica is South America and between avocado, eggplant and olives.
(50:08):
Eggplants do not grow on trees, Dan Tom Luna, I
hate those docs and girl dogs. Here's the bright side
to it. Aaron Levine now wins one hundred dollars, which
he will donate to the Sonics Fund. And also, Aaron,
just for playing, We're gonna throw in a four pack
of Adam tickets to john Wick Chapter four, Win or lose.
(50:31):
It's his way out. John Wick Chapter four only in
theaters and Imax starting March twenty fourth. And I'm here,
Siana Reeves fan. Thank you guys. It's a four pack
to bring the family. We bring the family. Look at
Aaron loving all the things other people love. He's just
so likable. Yeah, I know, I know he is. I
(50:52):
hope for all of his success. Yeah, d thank you
so much for calling in and playing. It's always a
joy to hear from you. Thank God. Yeah. I'll be
back and do Brooks Blox same time tomorrow, brook In
Jeffrey in the morning.
Okay, so I normally don't give my number out this easily.
No one believes that it's true. But it's seventy eight
five nine too. That was very our number. I guess
our number. Oh that's a text number. Yeah, our text number.
But whatever, Just take what you can, Okay, just text
in no pixel. But we're going to start the show
right now. This is the time of the day where
(00:22):
we get to all the big headlines going on in
the world. Like right now, the average Big Mac price
is five dollars and fifteen cents, which is twenty two
percent higher than pre pandemic levels. For thoughts and opinions
on this, we're gonna send it over to our editorial
gen Z expert Alexis fire or no fire on that?
(00:44):
No fire? Oh, price is going up on Big Max
equals no fire. Yeah, we've got all the hot takes
here with Alexis. I didn't know what you wanted more
than that, And then she confused herself. Yeah, I did
say that someone the UK is looking for their missing
cat on grinder. Fire or no fire on that ellict fire.
(01:06):
That's interesting. Get your extinguishers out because it's fire on
grinder right now. The profile says the cat is single,
by the way, Anna is looking for dates and or relationships.
And finally, a woman in Florida pulled a gun in
a McDonald's drive through. Why because she wanted a cheeseburger
(01:26):
bundle and that wasn't listed on the menu. It's not
a thing that they served at McDonald's, but she was
upset about it. It It sounds like you just throw them
all into one bag without wrapping them or anything. Fire
no fire on that? Elect no fire, no fire? What
other cool gen z terms can we turn into a
below average radio bit. Let's send it over to Digital
(01:46):
Jake for the woke collar question of the day, Get
fit or get lit aka Capper No Cap Jake. Well,
a strange thing has happened since we started this game,
Capper No Cap. A small group of eight ful listeners
who enjoy the show via the podcast, have started betting
money on whether or not the first person in the
game gets the question correct or not Fire or no
(02:09):
fire on that alexis fatting fire? Okay, just checking out
the action this morning, and we've already received several texts
into seventy five nine two where listeners have bet seven
hundred dollars, saying there's no way Alexis gets her first
question right. Let's get into a high stakes gambling edition
(02:30):
of cap or no cap Alexis with seven hundred dollars
on the line, here you go. Okay. Pound cake got
its name for the approximate weight of the treat after
it's baked, because it's about a pound of cake. Cap
or no cap? Oh, that seems real. It is heavy.
That's a heavy cake. Or what if it used to
(02:50):
cost a pound? Like what if it started and it
used to just be one pound, which is a penny
a dollar. I don't know. Okay, Okay, it depends. I
think it's you know, I feel like it is off
the way. I'm gonna say, that's no cap. Jake, Alexis says,
no cap, and it's cap. It's actually for each ingredient.
(03:15):
Originally the recipe called for like a pound of flower,
a pound of sugar. They would make a bunch of
so actually they want a seven hundred dollars. They bet
that she wouldn't get it right. She didn't. You're welcome everyone.
That's no fire to me. Yeah, go over to brook Ye.
When uranus was first discovered, it was named George cap
or no cap, George Uranus. It was just it's hard
(03:41):
for me to believe that that's real, because I'm sure
Uranus was the name of some like Roman or Greek
god or the astronomer who found it. Um, I'm gonna
go that's cap, brook says cap and it's no cap.
William Herschel named it Georgium Situs, the joy Virgin planet,
after King George the Third. It wasn't really named George then,
(04:05):
I mean, if you would have given me Georgie in
Situs or whatever, you just said, that's not the game.
Let's get it real here, let's like call it Bob, Yeah, Jose, Yes,
there's actually something called the fruit salad tree which can
grow more than one kind of fruit cap or no cap.
(04:25):
This is amazing, and I've heard of it. I know
that there's a tree that grows multiple berries. They've found
a way that like, well, they can graft. You can
like graft like my parents friends have a cherry tree
that grew through different types because they just grafted in
the different branches from other ones. But it didn't grow
from a seed that way. Yeah. Right, that's only with
human intervention, with all the advancements of plant technology. No,
(04:48):
plant tech is really big, huge tech. I'm gonna go
that's no cap. Jake Jose says no cap and it's
no cap. Fruit salad trees are real and can be
found in Australia. A citrus one can grow oranges, lemons
and limes. Aw. Yeah, I say it as a margarita tree.
(05:13):
I don't think you want lemon. And it's very tired. Jeffrey.
All your fingernails grow at the same rate, cap or
no cap. Oh no, Well, I bite all my fingernails,
so I can never tell how long any of them are. Same.
So my outside too are always longer, like the pinky
and the ring finger. But I think it's because I
(05:35):
use it less, right, So I think that when you
use your fingers, I use my other fingers more, so
they get like chipped or wear down. I don't know
that it's your fingers grow based on Yeah, my fingernails, yeah,
for sure, like they break and then you have to
cut them down. On the other one is a farmer.
She's a hard li and just grinding your nails down.
(05:56):
I mean, that's why your pinkies grow so long, right,
because you aren't watching, Yes, because you don't use it
for anything. I do think they all probably grow at
different rates. So that's CAP. Jeffrey says CAP. That's CAP
because blood flow stimulates nail growth. Your dominant hand nails
grow faster. Interesting, like your right hand, it grows faster.
(06:22):
What is the use thing out of the championship rounds Jose.
Unlike their close DNA relatives, humans, monkeys cannot go bald.
No CAP monkey. It's like, well, George Castian, some monkey.
I'm trying to think, like every time you see old
monkeys and videos, I've seen their hair get like grayer. Yeah,
(06:44):
I've seen a bald monkey. So I'm gonna say it's
like the Vin Diesel of the primate world. Well, they
probably don't get filmed. Yeah, they're staying up in the trees.
I'm not coming down. I'm just gonna say that's no CAP.
Jose says, no CAP, and it's cap. Long enough life.
With a long enough life, monkeys can go ball just
(07:06):
like humans. Jeffrey any wrong. So you get to choose
who gets shocked today, Well, I'm gonna give it to
the person who keeps nagging me about my insurance Brook
leave me alone. You went three years without insurance. You
are so lucky you don't think I know that. Thank
(07:28):
you for reminding me, like you know how much money?
I say? And Brook's gonna be getting shocked today while
singing since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson, but since
you big breathe for the first time, I'm so moving off.
(07:54):
Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
There's the famous saying happy wife, Happy life. I hear
it every single day when Brooke makes her husband repeat
it back to her thirty times on the speaker phone. Honey,
what's our mom for today? Michael? You say until I
sound happy? But what if the old time? Just quoting you?
(08:22):
But what if the only way to make your wife
happy was to lie to her? Do you still do it?
Because one of our listeners has been dishonest with his
better half for months and it's made her happier than
they've ever been. Really, so he's going to keep hiding
the truth from her while revealing it to us, because
(08:43):
that's what a good husband does, right. That's a brand
new edition of the mass Speaker coming up at seven
ten concession. I can't take better, girl, Arms Speaker. I
got a text to seven eighty five to nine two
(09:04):
that says I bought a scratch lotto ticket to show
my seven year old son they're a rip off and
you never win one a hundred bucks. Now he's obsessed
and asked me to buy one every day after school. Please, Daddy,
I want to go to college. What else can you
teach your son a lesson about? See? This is why
you never put your entire life savings on Redd at
(09:26):
the roulette table. Sun, Yeah, we're a winner today. We
have a guy who wants to open up and come
clean about something from his life. He's chosen to go
buy Ray today. So Ray, welcome the show. Hey, thanks
for having me. You're welcome. Ray. We're glad you're here.
How are you feeling. I'm feeling pretty good. You know
another beautiful bay on planners. Okay, don't sound as much
(09:49):
as weighing you down. I don't know why having to
ask your voice, but we are masking it. Voice changer
is on. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So
I'm married. He's been married about six seven years now.
I used to say kring gratz, but I don't do
that anymore. It's a crap. Shoot, Like sometimes people are like,
I hate my wife. Yeah, totally, Like anyway, so I
(10:11):
killed her I'm kidding. Yeah, well none of that yet anyway, Okay,
that's going on. So I come home from work one day,
all right, it's it's basically a normal day. I opened
the door my wife, I mean, like a dog who
hears their owner coming home with treats. She is on
top of me immediately, which is not like romantically on
(10:35):
top of you. Yeah, you know, like his dog does. Yeah,
she's really happy to see you when you got home
that day, Yes, exactly. So she gave me this huge hug,
and she's in this incredible mood. I'm sort of wondering,
you know, what's going on here? I see you over
her shoulder. There's this huge bouquet of roses on the
(10:57):
kitchen counter. Oh did you say you didn't send them? Then?
If you didn't know that they were going to be there. Well,
so here's the turn. She starts to say to me,
I can't believe you got me this anniversary. Guess you're
so sweet. Did you even realize it was your anniversary?
So this was on I want to say it was
the tenth our anniversary is the thirteenth. Okay, so it's
a few days before your anniversary. But there's still this
(11:20):
big bouquet of roses from not you, right, it doesn't
wasn't me, okay, So without really thinking about it, I
just kind of said you're welcome, and she then adds,
I thought it was really cute how you signed it.
You know, your secret admirer. Oh, oh my god, I've
taken credit for him, so I can't really say anything.
(11:43):
Oh no, God. Now I'm sitting there thinking what the
hell is going on here? Like did they do a
wrong address or something or whatever? But the point is
I let it just play out as it was. So
who was the person who sent time? Did you ever
find out? Well? I called the company that did the delivery,
and all they could confirm was that the purchase was made,
(12:03):
but that they would not be able to give out
personal information, so they wouldn't tell me who did it?
Like one of like her friends was trying to save
your guys's marriage, You what I mean, like a girlfriend
stepping in? Did you ever find out? Did anybody come
forward as the admirer? No, no one ever came forward.
(12:23):
It gets better, It gets better. So better depends on
your point of view her, You're not far off. So
about like a month goes violets say, three, four weeks
something like that. And I'm coming home from work and
she had a thing with friends and was out, so
she wasn't home yet. And I see this box on
(12:47):
the front porch and I see it's addressed to her.
So I opened it up. There is this gorgeous leather
designer handbag. Sure enough, there is a gift note with
it that's says from your secret admirer. Dude, are you
freaked out like I would think someone stopping my wife?
But score also Bute's name. I mean yes, But at
(13:14):
the same time, like we have, you know, one of
those home security systems, and no one's been showing up
or doing anything weird. We haven't had any break in.
So what did you do with the bag? Did you
throw it out? Throw out out? I sell it. I
may have rewrapped the bag, and I have it ready
there and waiting for and she comes home and she's
(13:34):
had a tough day, and sure enough there it is.
So and all of a sudden, now it's from you.
There was a random you'd buy it. How many times
does this happen to you. I mean I would say
twelve times now if I go down, dude, this is
gonna come. The secret admirer is going to be found
out if she already doesn't know. It looks whatever it is,
(13:57):
it's working out. I mean, I've never been happen in
a lot of ways. You know, marriage is great, all
you needed with some gifts and some affection. Well, imagine
that like a dog. It is a little concerning because
at some point you'd think the gift train would cause
a little bit of an amount of suspicion on her end.
(14:18):
But I guess she's just too blinded by the happiness
of it all. And you're a little blinded by the
happiness of it too from the sound, Yeah, I think
that's what the real Yeah, I'm hoping next if you
get a call from another mass speaker who's like, Okay,
so I've been buying gifts from myself and telling my husband, Well, man,
if you're happy and your wife's happy, then we're all
(14:38):
happy for ye. Yeah. And if the secret admirer needs
another location or person some studio, yeah, sure, alesis and
I are the text age seven eight five night too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to
will hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next. There
are certain topics that men can talk about for hours,
(15:02):
like weird smells, obscure sports statistics from the last sixty years.
Let's get feel like this is just a list of
why I'm glad I'm not a man. And of course
small improvements that they're making to different parts of their house.
My dad spent three hours showing me the new kitchen
(15:23):
skylight that he just paid. Just wait till it leaks.
That's another going to be They really take pride, and
that's why we call a guy who's been super excited
about the new top of the line security system that's
getting installed at his home today, but he's about to
learn that maybe the premium package wasn't quite as high
(15:45):
tech as he expected it to be. It's your phone's
app right now the twenties. Hello, Hello, there is is
this a mister Evan? Uh? Yeah, who's calling? Hi? My
name is Matteo, but my friends call me tik tak.
(16:05):
I'm calling from brunk security. Man. I'm almost done installing
your new system. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, I see
who signed up for a premium package. That's why I
have one final question. I need to do one more thing.
Where would you like the ten thousand legos at the
bottom of the stairs maybe, or like the hallway or
the kitchen perhaps? What do you what do you do?
(16:25):
You say? Legos? Yeah, ten thousand legos? Where do you
want them? I'm maybe working? Maybe we're confused. I don't
know anything about legos. Why are there legos involved in
my security system? Man? Sorry to laugh, Homi, have you
ever stepped on a lego before? It's like stepping on knives,
like if knives had knives. You know what I'm saying
(16:46):
that storry. Wait is this a joke? No, not at all, man,
I just need to know, like what shape of legos?
Would you like? Like the square ones? Or would you
like the long rectangular ones? You know what I'm saying.
I mean we can talk about colors later. Yeah, I didn't.
I didn't ask for that. I wanted like the premium system,
the top packets. Yeah, and this is it, homes, This
is exactly what we're doing. You know, nobody else in
(17:08):
your neighborhood's gonna have this type of top security legos
or top security or well, it's not just legos, you
know what I'm saying. Like, for instance, when you walk
into the front door, I should warn you, man, there's
a trigger wire for like five different paint buckets that
will drop from the banister. So you're gonna want to
like kind of shem to the net. Wait, you mean
(17:29):
paint buckets like in home alone, beaint buckets. Oh you've
seen my work. Huh. I'm the guy who did all
of that. Man, wait like for the movie or yeah,
you see. Men. Look, I used to be on the
other end, right, Like I used to break into houses
and stuff. So then like years ago, I changed my
ways and now I'm on the other side. I work
for security. This is not what That's why I'm their
(17:52):
top security installation manager homes because I know how the
criminals think. Is say, you know what I'm saying, and
you walk into the front door and you got a
paint buckets. Oh man, that's just that's incrimination. Man. If
you could, okay, hand on you or whatever, you gotta stop,
you undo everything you just did, and just I don't know,
put it like a regular security That's not easy, man,
because like what am I gonna do with the live scorpions? Right?
(18:16):
Live live scorpions, dude, I don't care what you do,
but they better not be in my house. Well no,
I mean, like I couldn't get my hands on a
tarantula or whatever. So like I got a couple live
scorpions from the pest door and they're high poisonous, right,
and if you're going to call an exterminator, man, I
don't want this. Don't you worry? Man? They're only gonna
be released if the backdoors open, So don't you just
(18:37):
don't use the backdoor and then you'll be fine. Don't
use the back are you joking? Like I said, this
is up of the line. Man, They're not gonna good.
I mean, I fit thousands of dollars to like, you know,
update like the walls and the windows and like camera.
It's like this is not this is not what I
signed up for. Oh sorry, I would stay away from
all of the windows from now on, Okay, I wouldn't.
(18:58):
Why what did you do to the wind? Does I
put grease all over all of them? Man? So like
people can't climb in and out, and if they do,
they'll slip and fall. None of this is on the website.
Where is any of it? I didn't opt into any
of this, Sir. You can't put it on the website
because that's where all the criminals are gonna look. You
know what I'm saying, We're gonna think ahead. You want
them to be element of surprise. I can't even argue
(19:19):
with that. But this is not what I signed up for.
My neighbors showed me his and he wouldn't do brags
that you can just use it from your phone. It's
not an eye sword. There's no legos. I have to
interrupt you, man, I guess the problem, Like every home
has like sensors and like, oh no, a loud beeping
noise like that's not gonna deter a burglar. You know
what's going to burglar is the bag of wrenches and
(19:41):
tools that I put in your garage. No one wants
a bag of wrenches and tools. Man, give me a
regular security system. Okay, man, But like Lauren's the one
who let me in. Your wife she told me everything.
She was like, put the scorpions here. Why has my
wife's indolf with this? Then she has nothing to do
with this. I put in the order. No, she strictly
put it in. She said, prank phone called my husband
(20:03):
because he's totally gonna fall for it. He's excited about
a new security system. And so that's why this is
not even real. I'm totally messing with you. This is
a joke. There's no lego. No, this is actually jose Man.
We're from the rating show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and this is the all set up. Dude. Oh, I'm
(20:24):
gonna kill her. No, do not kill her? Man. Okay, Well,
if you want, man, we could put some traps out
and we could catch her. I can explore the toilet.
I forgot to tell you there's a censor on there. Man,
don't explode my toilet. I mean I already did, but
in another way before I left. Oh, wake up every
morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke
(20:46):
and Jeffrey in the Morning. If you found out your
best friend is about to get proposed to, what's the
first thing you do? What do you do? I don't
know which. Can you congratulate them before they get proposed? Yeah,
(21:06):
that's good, that's a good rule. Just in jail. I'm happy,
but one of our listeners doesn't want to ruin the surprise.
In fact, she wants to stop the proposal from happening altogether,
and she has a pretty valid reason for it, but
needs our help. Oh my gosh, don't worry. She's not
in love with the guy too. It's not that. But
it is a delicate situation. Can we assist without destroying
(21:30):
their friendship in the process. We're gonna try in a
brand new textual healing next text jubu he then textual.
You know, a lot of the times on this show
we try to help people improve their dating lives that well,
(21:51):
today is a little bit different. Okay, Brooks wishes have
finally come true. We're actually going to try and block
love today. That's what one of our listeners, Emily, wants
us to do. I love love. Yeah, why do you
always say that about me? You're always trying to stop
people from going out walking to the show? Hi? Hi, Emily.
(22:14):
I think Brook like all of us, tries to help,
but we don't end up being very successful sometimes. That's okay,
speak for yourself, Emily, what do you need? Wow? Doesn't
that sound so sweet? And help for yourself? What you need? Emily, Lady?
Thank you for emailing a show. Tell us a little
bit about your love situation and how we can help
destroy it for you. What's going on? Well, I have
(22:34):
a really close friend. Her name is Kaylee. I've known
her for a long time. I love her like a sister.
That's so great to have those type of friendships. Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't sound like it. Yes, no, I love Kaylee.
She's my best friend. And she's been in a relationship
with a guy for almost two years now. Okay, she
(22:56):
loves how it's going. I mean she likes the guy.
He's very handsome, she treats her right. The only thing
is she's not in a place where she wants to
settle down with him yet. Okay, that's fine. Why is
that an issue? Well, it wouldn't be. But like, the
problem is I heard a rumor that her boyfriend was
going to be proposing to her tonight. O wait tonight? Wow,
(23:22):
this is the team. They haven't talked about that. Yeah, well,
if you're dating for two years, you think it would
have come up, right? Yeah? Yeah, who'd you hear the
rumor from. It's from a mutual friend, and it's I'm
in such an awkward situation, right, now, because I've asked
Hayley before, like I've said, you know, if Thomas proposed
to you, what would you say? And she's not about it,
(23:45):
she's not into that. She told me she's not ready,
just not yet like someday maybe, but just not right now.
You're saying that my mom told my dad no, I
think four times before she actually they actually agreed to
get married. So what's the problem. You're worried that what
she's gonna turn him down? Like he's going to make
a fool of himself. So tonight is it friends all
(24:08):
getting together or something? Is that how you think it's
going to go down? Well, I just know that they're
going to go out on a date tonight, and I
wanted to warn her boyfriend, just like without being very
direct about the situation. Wait, you want to tell Wait,
hold on, you want to tell him? Why wouldn't you
want to tell her? Give her a heads up? I
(24:29):
want to ruin it. She doesn't want it. Yeah, I know,
my friend, Like this is so much right now, I
don't want to put this on her. I don't want
to burden her with this, Like I want to get
rid of the situation entirely behind the scenes. You're doing work,
so she has zero stress. That's get rid of the situation. Yeah,
(24:57):
so you want you want to text Kaylee's boyfriend and
stop him from proposing without alerting him that you know
that he's going to propose. Oh yeah, that's hard to do.
That's why I turned to you guys, like this is
so tough to navigate, Like, I need your help and
I've already started a text message with him. Oh you good? Wait, no,
(25:17):
not usual. I don't know if it's good. What did
you say? It's good because we don't have to do
as much work? What do you say? Okay, I'm gonna
try to read this. So I sent him, Hey, Thomas,
how's it going? Um, he goes, stop them doing great?
Thanks for asking. How about you put? Oh, you know,
just trying to save Kaylee from a lifetime of misery?
(25:40):
Wait what who she put? Haha? It's okay, Like you're
coming out of random like this is why I needed
your help because I thought it was funny to kind
of do this. You know, it sounds like you're saying
that being with him would be a lifetime and I mean,
maybe he doesn't even know that there's not enough like context,
even let mean, marriage is a lifetime of misery. What
(26:04):
did he say? Yeah? Well, then I tried to play
it off cool. I was like, but seriously, how's your
day going? Oh and that's a serious part of that
knows that you know. Now. What did he say? Yeah,
he goes, my day's going pretty well. Why do you ask? Yeah?
I put oh, no reason. I was just wondering if
you had any big plans tonight. So we're kind of
(26:27):
like doing more like restoration hixing right now. How did
he respond? He goes, Actually, I do, but it's a
big secret. Oh, yeah, him out. That's what he's telling
you to do. Keep your mouth shut. Or maybe he's
kind of a dummy and doesn't know that she's onto
him yet. Yeah, I don't know. What have you written
(26:49):
back to that? Did you say anything? No? I didn't
because I'm really stuck and I don't know what to say.
So I just need help at this point the situation,
I think immediately for the third time, how is your day?
I think one common theme that we go to with
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these is using humor to try and get people to
open up a little bit more true, because even though
our goal is a little bit serious trying to get
him to stop proposing. We need to get him to
lighten up a little bit in order to make it there. Yeah,
I mean we didn't start well with that whole like
saving or from a lifetime of misery thing, so so
he I mean he's already admitted like there is something
(27:30):
I've planned, but it's a big secret. What if we
throw out some horribly wrong guesses to make him laugh? Oh,
like like, oh, let me guess is it a big
casino heist tonight? That's funny photographing Spider Man around the city,
like just obviously wrong. I like casino heist. Go with
that one, Yeah, what do you? What do you think, Emily?
(27:54):
I think that's good. Like I just want to like
not come off to to crazy like I'm prying into
his life. But you know, yeah, I like casino heist.
And then you follow it up with because Kaylee's really
not ready for that type of commitment, I think, So
why why don't you start typing that out like ooh,
let me guess we're doing a casino heist tonight and
(28:17):
with the money bag emoji? Yeah that's good? Are you
typing Emily? Yeah? Okay, I'm putting, Oh, is there going
to be a casino heist tonight? I guess, don't get
caught or something? No, am I close? Am I close
question mark? We just want them to open up and
start talking with us. And if you end it with
a set, you have to end it with a question,
so he'll never respond to Okay, am I close question mark? Yeah?
(28:39):
That's okay, I got it. And are you sure your
your best friend isn't like telling you one thing about
her commitment level and telling her boyfriend something else. No,
I swear to god she does not want to get
married right now? Okay, that's good. Is that what you
were doing with your husband Brook? You were telling everybody else?
Are you kidding me? I was begging him to propose.
(29:01):
What are you doing? Well, get on it? And you
remember that because every weekend you'd go away. We're like,
this is the weekend and then even fake drop down
on a knee and I'm like, so, Emily, you sent
that right? Yeah? I did. Okay, Well, we're running out
of time for this first part. We're gonna play a song,
come back, and we'll see if Kaylee's boyfriend has responded,
(29:22):
and then we'll try and stop him from proposing when
we continue textual healing next, how do you stop a
guy from proposing to your best friend? Oh my god,
it's usually the opposite. How do you get a guy
to do it? I know there must be a Cosmo
magazine article about them. You must have thrown that issue away.
(29:42):
So we're kind of on our own here helping out
one of our listeners, Emily, because she knows her friend
is about to get proposed to buy her boyfriend tonight.
I mean he said he had a huge surprise. The
thing is, Emily's friend isn't ready to get married. Even
told her if he proposes, I'd probably say no. Oh man.
(30:04):
So to prevent all that drama, Emily wants to get
ahead of it and tell the boyfriend please don't do
it without letting him know that she knows. Yeah, that's tricky.
There's been a whole conversation in the lead up, and
our suggestion was let's throw out some wrong guesses and
about what the secret is. But what the secret is
and we guess big casino heist? Am I clothes? And
(30:26):
has he responded to that? Emily? Yes, he has. Okay,
what do you say? So he put OMG no casino hips.
Oh what I've planned is kind of bigger than that.
There will be cameras and maybe some roses. No, this
guy is the worst secrets ever. By the way, more clues.
(30:48):
I'm probably got a camera person though. Honestly, Yeah, all right,
well now he's really confirming that something romantic it's about
to go down. I think we need to like deterret
right now. I don't think we need to do anymore
back in for us, Like I don't know, like, is
there any way, like your friend Kaylee's like going through
(31:10):
like other life changes and maybe we could be Like,
you know, Kayley's going through so much, she just really
needs a steady, non changing relationship with not a bad idea,
Like is she going through like a changing careers? Did
she get a new pet, like something really stressful? She
got a hamster? She just really space to propose the
(31:32):
hamster was pregnant. Now she's got twenty hamsters. Ever since
she got buttons, it's been rough for her. Is anything
going on like that? Well, her wax person quit way
recently and she didn't look for a new one, Like
the person is that taking a big toll on her? Mentally? Exactly?
(31:55):
He loves before. She'd been going to her for years,
and she just doesn't need more stress. Okay, she's really
sad about wax lady. Well let's go with that, I think. Okay,
are you just say I hope Kayley is not involved
in the surprise. She's not in the right headspace since
her wax woman left. Yeah, she really can't can't handle
more stress on her plate. Okay, So Kaylee can't handle
(32:19):
more stress on her plate. Just say I hope she's
not involved in the surprise. That's right, because Kayley is
not in the right headspace, right, because we're still trying
to play dumb like we don't know the proposals about
to happen. Yeah, Okay, so I put I hope Kayley
is not involved in this. She doesn't need more stress.
She's already stressed out about finding a new wax person.
(32:42):
But to fare, you want to get a wax before
you're proposed too, so stress, Come on, and look, that's
not stressful to us, but for her friend, clearly it's
causing some mental anguish and that should be enough. And
no wonder Kaylee's not ready for a proposal or an engagement.
If she's that f Edel. Yeah, okay, so we we've
(33:03):
sent that text, right, Emily, Okay, now he's do you
think he's freaking out? Like waxed body? If you got
that text saying the person you're about to propose to
is like super freaked out, would you be like, oh
my god, I should do it another night? As a guy?
To be honest, I would be like, wax lady, that's
nothing compared to what I'm about to. You know, well,
I don't know if it's gonna stop. Yeah, but that
(33:27):
makes it about you tonight. The proposals all about her,
that's true. That's true. So you want her to be
on the best headspace that she possibly can be to
guarantee you. Yes, well, especially because it sounds like they
haven't even talked about it if he's proposing tonight and
Kaylee is so not on board the communication in this relationship, true,
(33:48):
super nervous, flying blind on this anything. Emily, Yeah, something
just came in. Okay. It said, if you think I'm
proposing tonight, that's one hundred percent not true. Oh right,
wait what him? So he finally clicked in his head.
I thought you confirmed with the rumor. Yeah, wait, and
(34:08):
what's all the roses and cameras about hold on, there's more. Yeah,
he's study something else. He's typing. Wait what is going?
Oh my god? What if he's breaking up with her
camera cameraman? Right, it would make a pretty devastating TikTok
video that would go viral. Hell being a friend propose
instead of him proposing himself. Okay, I have another message.
(34:30):
It says, wait do you know already? H oh, oh
my god? No? Wait is this good or bad? Proposing? So?
What is he? What is going on? Do you know what?
You have to text it back? Do I know what?
Just maybe fake? Like you do know? I totally know.
Ye that works is that he'll ease up and go,
(34:51):
oh you know fine, I'll spill the bean. Yeah, Like, no,
say this, tell him I know something? Tell me what
you know first? Okay, you know first, maybe it's like
you play it kind of cool, Like, I mean, I
have a pretty good idea of what's going on tonight,
but he just said that he's not proposing. Do we
(35:11):
have a good idea anymore? Well, we have no idea. Yeah,
but we're just trying to get him to tell us. Yeah, like,
let me know how I can help give me the details.
What do you think, Emily? Yeah, because I'm very confused
right now. I'm just thinking, just playing along kind of
telling him. I texted, Okay, text it, let's send it. Okay,
(35:34):
I am like dying. What wait? So does he mean
that he's not like was he being sarcastic when he
was saying not proposing? Or was he being serious? Yeah?
Now what does he think? You know? This is what
I wrote? I put um, I do have a good
idea of what's happening. Um, if there's any way that
I can help, and that's great, just give me the details. Yeah, okay,
(35:54):
so I'm putting please give me the details, and I
put a heart emojie. And now you're being a sportive friend.
But that's not what she wants to be. She but
we got no time. We got to send this. Send okay,
I sent it all right? Oh boy, Now I'm really curious.
What do you think it is. Maybe he's gonna give her,
like an extra kidney or something that would bond him.
(36:17):
I think that her biggest life issue right now is
not having a proper waxer. So I don't know that
kidney donation is on there. Kidney swap is pretty romantic,
though people call you a romantic Wait wait wait what
I just cut a response? Yeah, okay, it says, lol
you want to help with your own proposal? No way,
(36:42):
because I don't think Shane would be cool with that. Lol.
Just acts surprised when he asked, Oh God, what, no way? No, wait,
this is about me. I thought you. I thought you
said that your friend has lands tonight, not you. They
probably don't have to throw her off. Oh God, are
(37:05):
you so excited? I'm freaking wait? Hold on? Are you?
Are you like your friend? Are you ready for them
say we need to text your boyfriend? I don't know.
I didn't want to know this. God around and back.
She just kind of said it, thought that she knew.
(37:29):
Now they shouldn't have. Who idea was that? God? Well,
at least you're gonna look great for the video because
you know there's gonna be a photographer there. Your nails
done now, hopefully you got a good waxer too, and
maybe quick practice your shocked reaction for when he when
he asks it. Um, okay, okay, let's see. Oh gratuation,
(38:00):
you get married? How it goes? Emily? Good luck? That
was a shocking edition to texting. If you'd like some
help with your text conversations. D m us on our
socials at Brooke and Jeffrey, we can ruin your friends
engagement and get you married instead Broke and Jeffrey in
(38:22):
the morning. A teacher's going viral after she shared the
secret code language that she puts in emails to parents.
You're gonna want to hear it. Plus an unlikely pairing
of two people has been blowing up online because of
their unique difference of opinion when it comes to one
aspect of dating. You're gonna hear all of it. When
(38:44):
we do a brand new TikTok click shock, it's coming
up at a ten. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but five kake emojis a day equals TikTok
TikTok Click show. Because we're all shocked at how many
clicks that viral video has been getting got some of
the biggest tiktoks of the past week. Let's get right
(39:06):
into your first TikTok click Shocked, which is from a
woman with the user name at board Underscore Teachers, and
she just racked up hundreds of thousands of views after
revealing the secret code teachers use to communicate with parents
about their kids via email. Oh I haven't been told
(39:28):
about it? Why can they not tell parents the secret
code already? Well, you'll understand in a second because normally
she's just sharing funny experiences about the classroom. But this
one really put people on edge. Here's what she said.
We have a code when the email hearings. When we
use phrases like your child is very social anything, won't
stop talking, their excitement in the classrooms get dangerous. It
(39:52):
means they will not calm down. Or if they're a
natural board leader, your child is super bossy. Yeah, now
I get it. What it surprised you to hear? Some
people don't like that. I think they're trying to be
nice to parents. They're trying to let them down easy, right,
You're trying to find the positive in a bad situation.
But I think a lot of parents are hearing this
(40:13):
and thinking, oh, so you're telling me I've a bad kid,
ohailing them because they come on, let's be honest, you
already know that. Yeah. Not a parent that doesn't know
that they have a troublemaker in the classes. I'm an idiot.
I'd be like, oh my child's a talkative leader president,
But it stings more when you hear another person say
(40:33):
something ill of your child, even if you know it
to be true. Yeah. One lady commented, saying, if I
had known this years ago, I could have helped myself
and my child develop her social skills a decade earlier.
I know it's hard, teachers, but just say it directly. Yeah,
that would go over well. Yeah, let's be honest. Someone
isn't very self aware of how they take that type
(40:53):
of news. Your child's a bully and yeah. I was like, oh,
I'll show you a bully, and yeah, that's The teachers
were spots because they know not everybody feels that way.
We have to be careful with how we put things
when we're talking about your kids, so we don't offend anybody.
And they try to create a team together to work
on the kid together. Right. Other teachers weighed in with
(41:13):
their own codes as well. Someone said, when I send
an email that says your son's gonna make a great lawyer,
that's code for he won't stop arguing with me. Please
read between the lines. Everything's a debate, everything's a backhanded
compliment from the teachers. It's like your son is always
saying please and thank you, and he asks if he
can help. It's like, oh, okay, so he's a brown
(41:35):
nosing suck up saying my teachers just meetings with my parents. Yeah,
I mean they didn't even mail anymore. It was like,
we got to talk about Josey. That's why your parents
bribed your way out of schools. That was a TikTok
clickshock You're next. TikTok click shot is from a family
(41:55):
duo who are going viral for their hot dating tips.
The duo can of Grandma Gail and her twenty seven
year old granddaughter Kimmerstein. Um. I wanted you to say,
twenty seven year old. Yep, that's why I thought. The
two of them started a podcast and they're promoting it
on TikTok called Excuse My Grandma Best. It sounds just
(42:19):
like our show. But here's a picture of them that
was aimed at me. But about four hundred thousand followers
on their TikTok, we've got four hundred and twenty one thousand,
so they're about to pass us soon. At Brooke and Jeffrey,
go subscribe if you don't want Grandma Gail to beat
us down, but their main philosophical difference with dating is
(42:42):
Kim hasn't estimated two to three date rule, while Grandma
Gail thinks a person should go on ten dates before
deciding whether or not to pursue a relationship. Gail, you're
at the end of your life. I don't think you
have time for ten. You know, I'm just being honest.
Let's listen. You don't even know what the guy is
like on a first year, or second or even a
(43:02):
third date, because everybody's on their best behavior. I don't
really take too much for Kim's dating culture because the
ones she doesn't like, the ones I like. But I
taught you like terms, Oh yes, she shot me terms
and and I'm more tolerant of what's going on now.
Oh gosh. But I mean, I think it is true.
(43:25):
The only serious relationships I've been and I think it
was like after the third or fourth date, then we
both was like, this is something real, Just like, hey,
I said three or four ten free dinners. Alexis, yeah,
what's wrong with that? You don't know that as my
tenth you're probably paying ten dates. I had a joint
(43:49):
like baking to count book moves fast, but as you
can tell, those who get along and they have pretty
good banter. And Grandma Gale says, now that they do
a podcast together, their relationship and ship is stronger than
it's ever been. Yeah. And by the way, the new
term that she was talking about that Grandma learned, yes, ghosting.
Oh Grandma thought it meant an old relative was coming
(44:12):
back from the grave to veto a love interest. She's
just so old. Yeah. Grandma Gail did add that Kim
is a terrific young woman with a great head on
her shoulders. She just doesn't know how to date, and
that's why I'm here to teach her. Okay, the head
isn't quite on her shoulders. It sounds like Gail criticizing her.
(44:35):
But okay, well, maybe we should do a side podcast
on our show with Alexis in Brook. Yeah, I love
I ratter go with Grandma Gail. July versus Bad Knees
fighting stories from the fifteen hundreds all the way to
the two thousands. By the way, Alexis and I already
do a extra podcast if people want to listen, not
(44:57):
about dating, about like generational trivia sounds great, or I
could do one with my mom called beggars, can't be choosers.
He'll take anyone. How about that sounds like your mom talking. Yeah,
it's just a three hour rant. Yeah there is. Go
check out our podcast for all our new side hustles.
Those are your stories for the day. Brooke and Jeffrey
(45:22):
in the morning, Brooks going for eleven wins in a
row today, And why am I playing cheesy news music
right now? Because we have a very special guest today,
sports anchor Aaron Levine from Hugh is on to take you.
(45:47):
He played you six years ago and one why you
beat me? Good? Welcome back, dude. You guys had me
in studio six years ago. I beat Brook and then
I've never been invited back. Yeah, well there's a reason
there's spinner. I actually put your face up by the door,
and security is actually told to throw you out anytime
you're on the premises. I would expect that. Thank you
(46:08):
guys via phone. I see you every time we see
you on the TV and studio Brick makes this change
the station. Yeah, it's so smart, handsome. Yeah, it's only
gonna get worse if you win again today. So let's
send Brooke out of the studio out this is awesome.
This is gonna be a fun one. Aaron. You know
how the game works. It's thirty seconds to answer as
(46:29):
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say pass. But you have to beat Broke out
right to win? Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck?
Not that you need it. Your time starts now. Today
is National Puppy Day. What was the number one most
popular girl puppy name last year? Bella or Luna Bella? On?
What part of your body would you wear? Mucklucks? Uh? Shoe?
(46:52):
What vegetable is a pickle before it becomes a pickle? Pass? On? Young?
Is hell? In what language? Korean? Which continent is closest
to Antarctica? Uh? South America? Which of these does not
grow on trees? Avocado? Eggplant or olives? Egg plant? We
(47:13):
got a plant? You got bad in. We're gonna bring
Broke back into the studio. Well done area And apparently,
I mean our producer asked you, why did you call
in today? Because clearly, out of all the people, you
probably don't need one hundred dollars local celebrity, but you
said you would donate your winnings to bring the Sonics
back to Seattle. Yes, why not? That's the best cause
(47:36):
there is in the area. Right. I heard that the
reason they're not back is because they were missing one
hundred bucks. They were short. Makes sense. It's a starter fund,
it's a kickstarter fun So if anything, Brook, you should
throw the game if you really want the Sonics to
be back in town. Yeah. I love the storm, of course,
(47:56):
but wow, I don't want to lose. That's a good answer. Yes,
Sonic hater, Brook, it's your turn? Are you ready? Your
time starts now. Today is National Puppy Day. What was
the number one most popular girl puppy name last year?
Bella or Luna Bella? On what part of your body
would you wear? Mucklucks feet? What vegetable is a pickle
(48:19):
before it becomes a pickle? Cucumber? A young is hello?
In what language? O? Uh? Chinese? Which continent is the
closest to Antarctica um? South America? Which of these does
not grow on trees? Avocado, eggplant or haulos? Got our
answers in and time to go over to the scoreboard
(48:41):
to see how you both did with Jose. Everyone is
actually laughing at you and calling you pathetics. You do
realize it right. I do realize it. Aaron Levine, my
good friend, you got five correct day. Wow, I should
have said you think she got five that the language
one wrong. She did get the same exact amount of
(49:03):
questions in. So this goes down to the buzzer and Brooke.
God b listen. We both have a love of useless knowledge.
He just knows a little bit more useless knowledge. Let's
(49:27):
go over the answer. This is why they always say
TV people are superior to radio people. They are. I
can't just can't have my thing, can't I erin? You
have to take it to Okay, I'm fine, I'm over it. Fine,
let's up in. You just stew in your loss over there.
We'll go over the answers. Today it's National Puppy Day.
The number one most popular girl puppy name last year
was Luna Bella won it for nine years in a
(49:47):
row before that. Who the part of your body you'd wear?
Mucklucks are on your feet. They're a type of Native
American shoes. The vegetable that becomes a pickle is a cucumber.
I'm young is how you say hello in Korean? Create
only know that from arrested development. The continent closest to
Antarctica is South America and between avocado, eggplant and olives.
(50:08):
Eggplants do not grow on trees, Dan Tom Luna, I
hate those docs and girl dogs. Here's the bright side
to it. Aaron Levine now wins one hundred dollars, which
he will donate to the Sonics Fund. And also, Aaron,
just for playing, We're gonna throw in a four pack
of Adam tickets to john Wick Chapter four, Win or lose.
(50:31):
It's his way out. John Wick Chapter four only in
theaters and Imax starting March twenty fourth. And I'm here,
Siana Reeves fan. Thank you guys. It's a four pack
to bring the family. We bring the family. Look at
Aaron loving all the things other people love. He's just
so likable. Yeah, I know, I know he is. I
(50:52):
hope for all of his success. Yeah, d thank you
so much for calling in and playing. It's always a
joy to hear from you. Thank God. Yeah. I'll be
back and do Brooks Blox same time tomorrow, brook In
Jeffrey in the morning.
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Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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