FULL SHOW: Ultimate Alpha Test Date, Mariners Whatcha Doin’ + Scary Movie Prank (10/20/25)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to your brand new full hour.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh are you in for a treat today? I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay, we don't do a lot of like super Seattle
centric segments, right this.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, again, that's why we don't do it. It's a
tongue twist.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
But this is that's the city that we're based out of,
and it is just such a special time for us
because the Mariners are in this run for the world series.
We've never been there before, and the dude, we don't,
we don't. We are not playing it cool at all.
It is electric here and so we have a very
special segment today all about that.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
We hope you enjoy it, even if you're.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Not a Seattle person.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, I know, that's right, he would.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
He seems like a respectful time.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, but that's coming up. We got a brand new
second date for you today. We got a brand new
Loser line.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Is a really fun show all the way, and we
always love to start with your comments, which apparently Alexi says,
we have one from Guiday show.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah, you guys, T Miller commented about on Friday, we
talked about the scariest haunted house in.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
The US, and it was very questionably legal or not,
Like you have to sign away where it allows you
to do water boardingished it.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
Well, this person commented, saying they've been to it, said
I lost two teeth plus eleven inches of hair.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's definitely not a haunted house or attraction.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
It's a twisted man's fantasy.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, and said the actors aren't paid inside so the hair,
the teeth Jose, So anyways, with the actors aren't paid,
that's what they said.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't know what is happening.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
I don't know the.

Speaker 8 (01:40):
Money out of your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Anyways, I had to share it because I read that.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I was like, this is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Thank you for letting us know, and really sorry about
your teeth.

Speaker 9 (01:52):
But you're alive and you're well, and you're commenting on
our podcast persons.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wow, all right, let us know what you think of
today's show. I hope you have all the teeth by
the end of it.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It starts right now.

Speaker 10 (02:06):
Grab a never ending possible because we're headed to Italy
for our new hero of the week. Yeah, it's broken
Jeffrey in the morning Olive Garden this week's hero.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, the same place.

Speaker 10 (02:23):
Right Based on it, at least this week's hero is
a man named Enzo Fiorenzi.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
Name language is so great.

Speaker 10 (02:30):
He's a septagenarian, which means he's over seventy years old.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, you could have just said that I.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
Want to sound fancy. But back in his early twenties,
Enzo got in a work related accident which left him
blind entitled him to government compensation.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, as it should.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I mean, it changes your whole life.

Speaker 10 (02:54):
That's why over the past fifty three years he has
been collecting disability checks in the sum of over a million.

Speaker 11 (03:00):
Dollars a year until just a few months ago.

Speaker 10 (03:07):
That is when the government decided to look a little
deeper and cross check to see how things were going.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
For a wait a minute.

Speaker 10 (03:16):
In fact, they decided to follow and video record him,
and here's what they captured. Enzo working in his garden
using dangerous tools.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You can do that if you you know. Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (03:32):
Also, Enzo walking around all over the city unaccompanied to
do his shopping, where he would hold products up and
visually inspect them.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, but maybe it's some people are blind where they
can only see like a pinhole, you know.

Speaker 10 (03:50):
Then he would go to the cash register and pay
for said products with cash counting the money out in
front of him.

Speaker 12 (03:58):
Let me starts out of there in all different sizes
based on the denomination.

Speaker 13 (04:03):
No, clearly Enzo was not blind, and he was charged maybe,
but he was charged by prosecutors for fraud for pretending
to be blind over the last half of a century.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yes, that's clever, though like one day it just happened.

Speaker 8 (04:22):
I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 11 (04:25):
It was the whole time.

Speaker 10 (04:26):
But the thing is, with that level of dedication to
fake being blind, we gotta give Enzo our.

Speaker 11 (04:33):
Hero of thee It's just amazing.

Speaker 10 (04:38):
We can't even pretend to be smart during the shock
collar question of the day. So you'd think Jake would
try and take it easy on us a little bit.

Speaker 11 (04:46):
You have a feeling he's not gonna do that, so
let's get right to it.

Speaker 14 (04:49):
Let's someday they're going to write a book about this show. Yeah,
and when they do, it'll probably be more of a
pantlet because I don't know how much material they have
to work with.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Yeah, it'll probably be ai writing. It'll be half wrong.

Speaker 14 (05:03):
But some stories have so much going on they can't
contain it all in just one book. They had to
spread it out across three volumes called a trilogy.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's more than a brochure.

Speaker 11 (05:15):
It is way more.

Speaker 14 (05:17):
In fact, on this day, in nineteen fifty five, the
third Lord of the Rings book was published.

Speaker 11 (05:21):
Oh interesting, But.

Speaker 14 (05:22):
Of course that's not the only three part series that
went on to become iconic in literature. And that's why
today you'll have to name others during a special thrilling
threequels edition.

Speaker 15 (05:32):
Of twenty oh man only. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (05:38):
I know this may be a struggle for you, since
this is exactly a big book reading crowd.

Speaker 11 (05:42):
But here's how it works.

Speaker 14 (05:43):
I have a randomized list of the top twenty best
selling three part book series of all time. You just
have to say a number one through twenty. I'll give
you a hint, and you have to name the book
series to stay in the game. All right, Okay, we'll
start with the woman who's the most academically decorated among
her trilogy of siblings.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
My brothers are way smarter than me.

Speaker 14 (06:04):
Really, after that picture, I've seen that award. In fact,
i'll post it today.

Speaker 11 (06:15):
We got to get to this.

Speaker 14 (06:16):
Alexis number seven. Alexis, you may receive no help from
the room, but just because you're so smart, thank you.
The first book publishing your trilogy happened in two thousand
and eight, and your hint is, maybe the odds be
ever in your favor, unless you're bad at archery.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Games Hunger.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Before you look.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
That was the most confident I've ever heard of her.

Speaker 14 (06:36):
That's on Brook answers. Yeah, Hunger game series like Catching Fire,
mocking Jay. You got that, Alexis over Brook.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, give me number twelve.

Speaker 14 (06:44):
Number twelve, Oh, miss book club herself. This first book
published in your trilogy happened in two thousand and five
in Swedish, two thousand and eight in English, And your
hint is hacking, murder and Swedish coffee breaks?

Speaker 11 (06:59):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 16 (07:00):
What book series is this?

Speaker 14 (07:02):
Coffee ring?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I know it, I read it.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Jake we Go.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
The other two were named something different, but it was
all part of the It was like the Girl with
the Blizzard tattoo.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
It wasn't that touch gets your tattoo removed in book
two and then gets it back again over three.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Glazer removal tattoos.

Speaker 11 (07:22):
Yeah, you guys know all the titles.

Speaker 14 (07:24):
That movie A Girl with Dragon Tattoo actually made two
hundred and thirty two million dollars when it came out.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
And it was a film.

Speaker 11 (07:30):
Thanks Sweden. All right, Jose, were over to you.

Speaker 14 (07:33):
Seven and twelve are off the board.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
Will you hold your haird numbers? The easiest number, like
three or four dimes.

Speaker 14 (07:40):
I can't tell you a number. I can just say
there's eighteen left for you to pick.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Okay, go three.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's a trilogy number three.

Speaker 16 (07:45):
There you go.

Speaker 14 (07:46):
All right, Jose. Your book trilogy was first published in
nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
Please doctus pa attend to this hint.

Speaker 14 (07:52):
A billionaire with trauma decides therapy is too easy and
he buys gadgets instead. Do you know a billionaire who
uses gadgets?

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Well, the only thing I can think of a billionaire
with gas.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
And it gets to the dark and different part in
my brain makes me think of fifty.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Shades of gray.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Oh, he's got a lot of joys.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
Hees a billionaire, and he likes his ladies and he
likes his room.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
I'm going to go fifty shades of gray.

Speaker 14 (08:21):
Let me finish, all right, take that answer, fifty shades
of gray? Incorrect, Jose. This is actually the Dark Knight Trilogy.
The graphic novel series from Frank.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Miller, also Batman. It was Batman.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, oh book The Wrinkling Time.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Comic books don't county comic books.

Speaker 14 (08:39):
I said, graphic novel if you were listening, and he
did big pictures. Jeffrey, we're on to you now. Seven, three,
and twelve are off the board.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Five.

Speaker 14 (08:49):
We're talking book trilogies in honor of the Lord of
the Rings coming out on this day in nineteen fifty five. Jeffrey,
your trilogy hits a little bit different from the others.
I'm going to give you two of the book titles
from the trilogies. The name, uh, the final one, Yeah,
jeff Your titles are The Scorts Trials and The Death Cure.

Speaker 11 (09:09):
The first book was published in two thousand and nine.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
What is this series?

Speaker 17 (09:14):
Me?

Speaker 10 (09:14):
Uh, apparently, Yeah, Scorch Trials, Death Cure.

Speaker 11 (09:20):
It's clearly a very happy type of book.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm sure everyone's treated fairly in this book. A life
or death situation.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Doesn't sound dystopian adult. No Scorch Trials.

Speaker 10 (09:34):
It's got to be something like horrible Burned Alive, Burned Alive.

Speaker 14 (09:38):
Series In jeff that book was called The Maze Runner.
She became a very popular Janes wake up in a
maze with no memory, no phones, no snacks, scorts, trials,
and the death cure eventually happened after that. I won't
spoil the whole thing. What I will say, though, is
that Brook and Alexis have won today's edition of twenty.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
All right, so the girls get to choose who get
shocked today, and whoever it is, we'll be singing levitating
by Dua Lipa.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I say we do a joint shock, you guys.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
I love joints.

Speaker 18 (10:11):
Oh wait, if you want to run away with me
a new galaxy and I could take your phone a ride.

Speaker 16 (10:22):
Was really good, wanted so much more.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
That's oh my gosh, I want to work.

Speaker 16 (10:28):
Talking about the death cure.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
That's your shock collar question of the day. We got
your phones tap coming up, Brook.

Speaker 17 (10:34):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
According to a new report, the Internet is officially more
robot than human. No.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
I can totally tell dude, it's broken.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
Jeffrey in the morning again.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
The study found over half of all articles now posted
online are written by AI already yeah, where a firm
analyzed over sixty five thousand random pieces from the last
three years, looking for signs of AI in the writing,
about half of them seem to be AI influenced.

Speaker 12 (11:03):
Just man, we're really close to the cycle of AI
just copying AI.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yeah, it's actually happening.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
I saw a study where teachers and students, like teachers
are grading, they're using AI to grade their students if
they're using AI, and they're both confirming that.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Maybe the internet's not for us anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Maybe we just need to step away and let the robots.

Speaker 17 (11:22):
Have it there.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Human writers may still be involved, but they're clearly using
AI to write large portions for them or to edit
the content that they're posting.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Why all news organizations only have one person on their department?

Speaker 10 (11:36):
Yeah, God, the number keeps on growing. In fact, they
predict by twenty twenty six, that's next year you'll hit
ninety percent AI content.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Onlineay, totally trustworthy.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, I'm glad we're not checking out.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
I do the study though, Jo see the online social
arguments where it's like that's incorrect, and everyone it's like
you shut up, You ones are a one ones.

Speaker 10 (11:59):
Or yeah, and if you realize, I mean, I haven't
made really one AI, Joe, because I couldn't think of one,
so I asked AI to write, well, and this is
what it came back with. Why did the AI break
up with its human partner because it found someone with
better algorithms. We are never going to be funnier than that.

Speaker 19 (12:22):
Give up.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Now, let's leave the studio.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
I will.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
I hope ninety percent of our show is AI generated
by next year, and at least the angry comments written
below every article, those are still one hundred percent, and
let's right, still have our anger. Let's carrying into Laser
Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's teamed

(12:47):
up with Lil John to create a new bottled water
called turned Down for what.

Speaker 11 (12:55):
I know why?

Speaker 10 (12:58):
I was supposed to make it twelve years go very old, right,
I couldn't hold it in any longer. It's Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those are the salt shakers, just dumb this first Lazer
Stories out of America?

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Orrah you say you else I'm getting.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
We'll wait to hear the story first.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
Daniel Swinson, a Minnesota lawyer, says he was watching TV
with his family after dinner when he heard a noise
coming from the other room, but before he could get up,
his rumba came around the corner, chasing the pet cat
while yelling multiple racial slurs.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
That's awful, I'm laughing, but that it's hilariously awful.

Speaker 10 (13:46):
The crazy thing about this story is it's not unusual.
Owners in multiple cities are complaining about their rumbas getting
hacked by strangers who once they get in, quickly change
the password and do whole stuff. It happened to a
homeowner in California where the room but began chasing his dog,

(14:07):
and another person in El Paso, Texas, who reported the
roomba was cursing at them in multiple languages.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Like a bilingual room.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
Apparently, the parent company, called Ecovas, is extremely susceptible to hacking,
but they have come out and said an update patch
is coming in November, just in time for the holidays,
and after all of us already get hacked.

Speaker 11 (14:32):
Y this next laser story is out of retail world.

Speaker 10 (14:37):
Bath and Bodyworks just had to issue a public apology
saying we are very sorry about our KKK looking.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Candles us three k's there, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (14:48):
I sure did ah, I'm going to show my host
the pictures of it. The store released their holiday candle
assortment recently and it came with a questionable one called
snow ode In, and the scent of it was fine,
but the label on the jar was not. Because it's
supposed to be a tiny picture of a paper cutout

(15:08):
of a snowflake.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Which I do see.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
You can see the snowflake, but you can see the
white hoods.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Yeah. Fortunately nobody caught it.

Speaker 10 (15:17):
It came out looking more like white hoods with cutouts
for eyes.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Because they're all connected.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
Because while many people online were taken aback by the mistake,
others said it's obviously a snowflake and people are just
trying to get upset for no reason.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's probably not gonna be something I would put on
my shelf of my house.

Speaker 11 (15:37):
But you will buy it?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
No, No, I mean I understand the mistake, but yeah,
it's pretty.

Speaker 11 (15:42):
Glary either way.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
They removed it from all of their stores and said
we greatly apologize to anyone we've offended and are swiftly
working to have this item removed. Okay, yeah, but go
get yours at Brooks House in the basement in the
shape of the pentagram Today brows.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 10 (16:02):
This next Lazer story is out of Jonesboro, Arkansas.

Speaker 17 (16:06):
Story.

Speaker 11 (16:07):
Yeah yeah, we're not in a great spot for it.

Speaker 10 (16:10):
Sixty eight year old Larry Barnett owns a car dealership
called Legend Motor Company.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Oh thank god, it's going to be bad.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Last week, he but dialed a former employee just as
he was in mid conversation about.

Speaker 18 (16:24):
Him stupid is a stupid were still nowadays?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
My parents all the time.

Speaker 16 (16:32):
My mom does me too, and my husband what really?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
And literally every time a husband puts it in his pocket,
it calls me weird. I haven't heard any talking yet,
but I'm waiting phone.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
Yeah, now, I know what you're thinking. He wasn't caught
putting the guy down or.

Speaker 11 (16:50):
Making fun of him. Oh okay, it was actually much worse.

Speaker 10 (16:54):
He was attempting to hire a hitman to kill the guy.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Just fire the guy? What kind of what all?

Speaker 10 (17:05):
It's not clear why Larry hated his ex employee so
much that he wanted him dead, But as the guy
listened on the other line, he heard Larry tell the
hit man where he lived. Then he heard quote, I
don't care if you have to burn his house to
the ground with him in it.

Speaker 11 (17:19):
I don't care what you have to do. Make it
look like an accident.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
Why when you're hiring a hit man, does everybody say
that No.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Crap, I'm gonna make it look like he's still yelling
on the phone like I do.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Hello, Hello. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
So the guy called the cops.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
They came to his house, found his gas stove had
been tampered with already, and Larry was arrested for conspiracy
to commit murder already, all because of the luck of
a butt dial.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
Yeah, thankful.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
This next laser stories out of truth Town.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I thought we were just there, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
There's some lies that are so common that they don't
even register when you hear them anymore.

Speaker 18 (18:01):
So.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
A reason survey asks people for the most common ones
they either tell themselves or they hear all the time.
Number seven, I'm only five minutes away.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It did if my best friend texts me that I
know that she hasn't even.

Speaker 11 (18:14):
Showered yet, it's not five minutes.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
It's more like fifteen or twenty or probably forty five
an hour an hour. Number six. I don't care what
other people think. Oh, researchers say, you absolutely do.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I don't want to.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
Almost everyone does to some extent, and if you don't,
you're some sort of psychopath.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
It's to the extent, and it's who do you care?

Speaker 9 (18:36):
You know?

Speaker 10 (18:36):
Yeah. Number five, When I recommend a movie and the
person says, oh, I'll add that to my list.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
Oh yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 17 (18:43):
No one don't well I do.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
When you guys suggest videos for me to watch with my.

Speaker 10 (18:48):
Dad, ninety seven percent of the time that movie will
never be added. I don't care how many times Brooke
has endorsed it and given in a ten.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Just a movie.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Actually, she just send me a.

Speaker 16 (18:58):
Movie about crying.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Was like, that looks sad.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I'm sending that Disney Plus film.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's because you recommend movies and you're like, why haven't
watched it in twenty years?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
He's good, let me know.

Speaker 11 (19:11):
I'm totally gonna add that to my voice.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
It's a sad one.

Speaker 10 (19:13):
Number four most common lie that we tell I'm going
to bed early so I can wake up early every
freaking night.

Speaker 11 (19:21):
Dude, it is impossible.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
Number three, Yes, I have read and accepted the terms
and conditions.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Thanks getting Turkey.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
I don't think anyone has ever other than.

Speaker 16 (19:35):
The lawyer wrote it.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Weird sound.

Speaker 10 (19:38):
Yeah, it's from the movie Liar, liar, so deep cut
on that one. Number two. So you're moving, I'd love
to come visit.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Oh no, you wouldn't help.

Speaker 16 (19:54):
My buddy Nick moved Hawaii.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
I visit him.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
Yeah, well maybe, but you're not actually gonna go. The
number one lie we hear from people or we say
it ourselves, is but doesn't register. Oh, we should totally
catch up soon. That's what we fib about the most.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
Oh man.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
As for this guy, after a night of leather passion,
he just told this shoe he's gonna call it tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (20:23):
I'm not gonna call you.

Speaker 10 (20:25):
That sound means Laser Shores has come to an end
for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 17 (20:31):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (20:34):
How do you dump a guy before your first date
even happens?

Speaker 16 (20:39):
What the heck?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Well before?

Speaker 10 (20:41):
Yeah, one lady went there during maybe the worst time
of this man's entire life. Oh, plus a guy singing
Happy Birthday alone. It's not too bad singing Happy Birthday
alone over elevator music.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Yikes. Sorry, this is supposed to be a tease.

Speaker 10 (20:59):
To get people to listen, but I'm realizing it's probably
more of a turnoff to all of our listeners, but
you know what, at least still hear the most unfortunate
tattoo a guy ever got, And that's all coming up
in a brand new loser line right after this.

Speaker 17 (21:14):
You wait a minute is just the right number. It's
the loser line.

Speaker 11 (21:18):
Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Speaker 11 (21:28):
He could you do me.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
A favor, tell you boobs to stop looking at my eyes?

Speaker 12 (21:35):
But I love it is so bad that I love that.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
After he says that line, whatever you do, resist the
urge to compare his stuff to a little grain of rice. Instead,
give him the number to the loser line, so hopefully
he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play for
you over the air. Voicemails like this one.

Speaker 20 (22:00):
Shoe, happy bursted chee, Happy birthday, Yes Valery, happy okay, Shoe.

(22:22):
I don't know this elevator music might be throwing me off,
but happy birthday baby, give me a call.

Speaker 10 (22:29):
Next message it was Valerie did not have a good
birthday because she didn't get to hear that voicemail on
her phone, so hopefully she's listening to this right now
and got that he.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Was alone in the elevator when he left it.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
It's just like six people standing around him awkwardly.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Guys, can you keep it down by the way.

Speaker 11 (22:51):
That's good?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Next message, Okay, look, okay, clearly this is not going
to work out with us. We hung out like like
what three days ago, and no call, no test, nothing from.

Speaker 21 (23:04):
You at all. I know you said your father was dying,
and I understand that that stucks and everything, but exis
is how it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Be with you.

Speaker 21 (23:14):
Like, I'm sorry, but I am not okay with that. Like,
come on, I need time too, so.

Speaker 22 (23:20):
I'm gonna give you a favor.

Speaker 21 (23:22):
Don't father calling me.

Speaker 19 (23:24):
Oh. Next message, Oh, did we just get.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
The worst person in the world?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Oh yeah, Thank goodness.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
They got the.

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Loser line, the evil. How is she single?

Speaker 11 (23:37):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
The compassion and the empathy.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
When they say that there's only scraps left on the
dating market.

Speaker 11 (23:45):
Clearly not in her city.

Speaker 10 (23:47):
Oh man, they really missed out.

Speaker 20 (23:50):
Next message, I hope I have the right number.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
I agree to get this tattoo last night and a
house party, and must have.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
Been you convinced me with the.

Speaker 20 (24:01):
Tequila and you're charming and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 18 (24:04):
But see, I have a girlfriend and and it has
your name.

Speaker 23 (24:09):
I have your name tattooed on me, and my girlfriend's
name is Tammy.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
So I already have enough problems as.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
It is, and I need to fix this. Can you
call me and I need to figure this out?

Speaker 22 (24:23):
Please?

Speaker 21 (24:24):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Did he get the tattoo?

Speaker 16 (24:25):
I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yes, but no it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
She's not gonna help you, dude, that was your decision
that you're living with.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
He already had a tattoo of her name from somebody
else and it matches or it was literally her tattoo.

Speaker 12 (24:38):
I read it as there was a tattoo artist at
the party and the girl convinced him to get her
name tattooed and.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Is not Tammy got it.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
That's how I read it anyway.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
And then she gave him the loser line number.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I mean, it is a bold move. Wow, if only
she would have had him tattoo the loser line.

Speaker 16 (24:55):
Opportunity.

Speaker 10 (24:57):
Everybody needs to be getting the loser line number tattoo
on their bodies. So if you're getting some ink and
make sure you just add a little bit of space
to put the loser line in there. Let's hear another message.

Speaker 19 (25:08):
Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie.

Speaker 22 (25:13):
Hi, this is my.

Speaker 19 (25:16):
Just calling because uh I was calling. Sorry, I don't
know why I got this all of a sudden, so nervous.

Speaker 24 (25:27):
Let me just be let me.

Speaker 19 (25:29):
Try to start all over. Hi Kate, I'm calling because
I think you're cute. I don't know what's happened to me.

Speaker 22 (25:37):
I just I just wanted to ask you want a
d Jesus.

Speaker 19 (25:44):
I'm sorry, this doesn't happen God, all right, I'm just
I'm trying to ask you out. You're available on Saturday,
that's better?

Speaker 11 (25:54):
So yeah, just just so call me back.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Called man.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right
into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about
and he.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Gets excited in the bedroom too, is a real man?

Speaker 11 (26:14):
You would love that, wouldn't you.

Speaker 17 (26:15):
Bro?

Speaker 11 (26:17):
It's a little small world after all. Actually in the
bedroom you put.

Speaker 17 (26:21):
On the.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
Bro you gave your number to my girlfriends?

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Like, are you freaking stupid?

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Like, seriously, bro, you thought she'd leave me?

Speaker 22 (26:34):
It's not his fault.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
He needs to know that he crossed the lines cannot
be crossed.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
I was hot, it's not his fault.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
Yeah, he's right, you are hot, So yeah, it is
his fault.

Speaker 24 (26:45):
Hang, I guarantee that I make more money than you,
and I bet I can run a five.

Speaker 19 (26:50):
K faster than you.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
You're gonna brag about five k.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
He loved me and not you, So the UK.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Even though she technically got rejected.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
But she's hot.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
Maybe the guy, the guy for the Loser Line didn't
think so, but here boyfriend does.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
Well, it's his fault that she's hot. You should feel
bad about himself too.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
That's one of those healthy relationships that we just heard.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Did I say the dating market was bad because the
couple's market not so Greaty, we're writing about five k's
like where we come to.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
Although, I mean that is pretty cool. I'm with him
on that.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
You can listen to the Loser Line regularly at this
time every weekend. Make sure you subscribe to the Brook
and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to all
of our Loser Line second dates and phone taps. Right there,
we got a phone tap coming up right after.

Speaker 17 (27:38):
This Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
And if you have a friend or a family member
with a customer service job and they're just fed up
with it, it can't take another stupid customer complaint, then
you need to send them over to us.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
Yeah. Yeah, will set them straight.

Speaker 10 (27:56):
Like we do today when we call the manager of
a movie theater who's been dealing with idiots for a while,
but this time we're doubling up on the idiocy. Yeah,
you have two obnoxious morons at the same time in
your phone.

Speaker 11 (28:10):
Tap right now another on the twenties.

Speaker 19 (28:16):
C theaters.

Speaker 22 (28:18):
If you would like to speak to a theater associate,
please press zero. Hi, this is Wendy.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
Hello. Is this the manager of the movie theater?

Speaker 22 (28:33):
Yes, it is Hey.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
Hey, Hi Connard, she's on the phone. Get over here. Yeah,
got she answer.

Speaker 22 (28:39):
It's her excuse. We're gonna help you.

Speaker 10 (28:43):
Me and my friend Feefall say hi, feef Hi.

Speaker 18 (28:46):
When we were at your theater last night and to
watch the new Conjuring movie last right, Okay, tell her
how pumped up we.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
Work for this.

Speaker 23 (28:55):
Oh my god, we were heel pumps. I even dressed
like a ghost.

Speaker 18 (28:58):
Yeah, he didn't even read the spoiler, and usually he
reads all of them and then tells me if we
go to bed at night, what's gonna happen after a
tickle fight?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
And in this time it was different.

Speaker 22 (29:12):
Sorry, is there an issue or how can to help you?

Speaker 10 (29:14):
The problem is the movie sucked? But yeah, sucked chicken
butt kicking.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
But I remember actually had.

Speaker 22 (29:24):
The Excuse me, can you not have separate conversations with
yourselves while you're in the phone with me the movie?
You didn't like the movie? I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 16 (29:31):
What your movie? It wasn't scary at all.

Speaker 19 (29:33):
Tell her.

Speaker 23 (29:34):
Normally I get super scared at conjuring stuff, but this
one crashed harder than Windows ninety five.

Speaker 22 (29:41):
I didn't write the movie, so I can't help you.

Speaker 17 (29:43):
Got it?

Speaker 10 (29:44):
That was a major crash.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
You remember that, Evan.

Speaker 22 (29:48):
So great for you that you can crack each other up.
But I'm a busy person and I don't have time.

Speaker 19 (29:52):
For this not.

Speaker 16 (29:54):
So busy.

Speaker 18 (29:55):
Oh wow, oh god, Well, you know what, Let's just
get to the point. You shouldn't be playing that movie. Yeah,
you gotta pull it, throw it in the trash.

Speaker 16 (30:03):
Burn it.

Speaker 22 (30:04):
So you want me to take the biggest movie out
there at this time, out of the theater right before
the holiday. That's all about these horror movies.

Speaker 10 (30:12):
Correct, But doing you a.

Speaker 16 (30:13):
Favor, lady, m M, it's not scary. Did you hear me?

Speaker 19 (30:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (30:17):
I heard you, and I'm not doing that.

Speaker 23 (30:18):
Well, if you continue to have it in your theater,
then we're gonna pick it.

Speaker 24 (30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (30:23):
What They're gonna pay someone to cut some wood for us.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
And we're gonna make fine.

Speaker 16 (30:26):
Yeah, we'll get outside your theater whilf they don't go here.

Speaker 10 (30:29):
Yeah, well, if they don't go into theater, it's stupid theater.

Speaker 16 (30:33):
Scar where they do scary stuff.

Speaker 10 (30:36):
That'd be a big fine.

Speaker 16 (30:37):
Yeah, you can fit it.

Speaker 22 (30:39):
Can you just shut up?

Speaker 18 (30:41):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (30:43):
Nerds picketing the Conjuring movie is gonna like make big
news or something.

Speaker 18 (30:47):
It's more than two nerds. Okay, I bet we can
convince our moms.

Speaker 16 (30:51):
To come to Yeah, because because they love us, and my.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
Mom works part time, so it show me there more
than his mom.

Speaker 16 (30:57):
Oh wow, that's convenient.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Yeah, it's really good for protest.

Speaker 22 (31:00):
What's wrong with you? You are better to do in
your life to call up a movie theater and complained
about you didn't like the movie. It wasn't scary enough.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
It's not just the movie.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Need you telling them about the popcorn thith?

Speaker 16 (31:09):
Oh no, oh my god, the.

Speaker 22 (31:10):
Popcorn You like the popcorn either?

Speaker 16 (31:13):
Yeah? You call that real popcorn?

Speaker 19 (31:15):
Butter?

Speaker 14 (31:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:17):
What what? What?

Speaker 18 (31:18):
What ingredient or even eating in the butter? Is it
sunflower oil?

Speaker 17 (31:26):
On? That one?

Speaker 10 (31:26):
Wasn't that funny? Sometimes it's hard for me to like
come up with funny things.

Speaker 22 (31:30):
You'd be spending my day talking to tweetle bee and
tweetled dumb as.

Speaker 18 (31:34):
Oh man, she got you get her?

Speaker 16 (31:40):
You put the butt in butter?

Speaker 22 (31:44):
Okay, all right, I'm hanging up. I hope you always
have the day you deserve. I'm so sorry of taking
calls from people like you.

Speaker 23 (31:51):
Oh, people like us because we're young people you're old.

Speaker 17 (31:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (31:55):
I bet you eat senior mints instead of junior mints.

Speaker 16 (31:59):
All sounds a lot better than your laugh.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
Yeah, I've been thinking about a newman since last time.

Speaker 22 (32:04):
Good job, that was funny, but it wasn't.

Speaker 18 (32:07):
We should probably tell her it's a prank now because
I don't got any more jones laugh. But she probably
already hung up on us.

Speaker 16 (32:13):
Are you still there when you say what did you say? Now, Yeah,
we hope.

Speaker 23 (32:18):
That your sister Gianna likes this because he's lifting on
the radio to this prank phone call right now, big burn,
gotcha phone?

Speaker 22 (32:29):
Are you freaking kidding me?

Speaker 16 (32:31):
Yeah, we are.

Speaker 11 (32:32):
We are kidding you. That's the point.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Hi, this is this is actually Jose from Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
This is jeff your.

Speaker 11 (32:40):
Sister Gianna set you up.

Speaker 12 (32:42):
You guys suck.

Speaker 22 (32:43):
I am so mad right now. My sister sucks. I'm sorry.
Well you got me. I believe you were trs just
an annoying phone call.

Speaker 20 (32:52):
But who cares?

Speaker 18 (32:54):
Wait, you're telling me you think my boy? See, it's
all annoying. Who's he calling a nerd? Hey, we're telling
our mom. They're coming down there.

Speaker 16 (33:01):
Oh yeah, you're in big trouble, lady.

Speaker 18 (33:02):
Yeah, my mom will be there for at least thirty
minutes longer than have mom.

Speaker 17 (33:09):
The weak up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (33:16):
If a friend tells you about their date and says,
by the end of it, he was screaming my name
for ten straight minutes. Whoa, whoa. You would assume, hey,
that's a positive thing, but no, not today. Oh it
wasn't like that at all. Yes, the dude was screaming,
but for a completely different reason. Oh no, you're gonna

(33:39):
find out in your brand new second date up date
coming up.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
Right after this second date up dated.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
We cover a lot of trends on this show and
weird dating terms like bread crumbing, darth vadering. Oh that's
where you battle your own son to see who gets.

Speaker 11 (33:58):
To kiss your sister.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I do not want.

Speaker 17 (34:03):
That.

Speaker 10 (34:04):
Oh yeah, it's big on the East Coast right now.
There's definitely some weird ones out there, and one we
came across recently is called the Alpha Challenge.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
What's Up?

Speaker 10 (34:14):
And I think our listener might fit underneath that umbrella
because she admits she likes to test men whenever they
go out on a date. She says she feels like
maybe she crossed the line this most recent time. So
let's welcome to the show, Mallory. How you doing, Mallory?

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Hi guys, I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Oh my god, I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
We've never had a dating test that hasn't failed on
this show.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
YEA, like every time.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Someone is like I'm going to test them, like it
never works out backfires like it works absolutely.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
So you said, maybe you feel like you crossed the line.
Why don't you start by telling us the name of
this guy.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
That you met.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Okay, So the guy's name is John and we met
online and so many men's profiles they time act like
they're out like did he's a big fish thing? Like
I'm such a man, and it's like if you got
to do the big fish, I don't look it really.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
All okay, wow, say that I offended right now here.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Now women hate the fish pictures really, Yeah, who are
they for?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
They're only for you.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
These are only for you.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Yeah, okay, well you don't get to split any of
our fish then after we come and cook it.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Up for us.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
I'm sure you know how to fish.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
Yeah, my housekeeper Lucy does, and that's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Are these the alphas that you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Just like Jeffrey exactly?

Speaker 10 (35:35):
Okay, okay, anyway back to this guy John, what was
his deal?

Speaker 7 (35:39):
John did have his humongous fish picture and I was like,
all right, you look kind of manly. So I'm thinking,
like if this is legit, if he's anything like this, like,
we're good, we're probably gonna make out well here.

Speaker 19 (35:50):
Okay, all right, yeah that too.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
She's a fan of this, yeah you were, yes.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Total, total fan. And so for our first date, he
was like, let's do an escape room. And I've done
those before, I've done those with guys on dates, and
I think you see a lot about a person because
there's all this problem solving and puzzled and you really
get to see.

Speaker 10 (36:11):
Yeah, it's a good chance for him to show off
all of his alpha skills in order to escape you
from the room.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
Yeah, like, let me see what you got.

Speaker 11 (36:18):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
We met at a bar nearby first and he walks
in looking real good. He's beefy, he's tall, and I
was I was.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
All about it, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
So he's like that man's man and you're you're totally digging.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
It, totally digging it. So I figured, Okay, how do
I test this guy? Like, how am I going to
figure out if he's really an alpha in this escape room?
So we went to the first room and he actually
surprised me because it was like this kind of creepy
room and he's like, oh, I recognize this place. Pick
my ex lived here.

Speaker 12 (36:50):
I was like, okay, so he's funny too.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Okay, yeah exactly, So that could go either way. Are
you funny or you know? Can you own it? So
then we go the second room and there's this like
closet thing, and so he goes in and I just
closed the door behind him and I locked it.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
Wait, whoa what you locked it in a closet?

Speaker 7 (37:11):
I locked him in the close And I'm like, all right,
this is the perfect test. Can this man be a
man and get himself out of there?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I feel like it's a red flag if a guy
can pick a lock.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Yeah, no, I think I think I'd be like.

Speaker 22 (37:23):
This man knows how to be a man.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
I think I would have I would.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Have done it.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
Okay, So what happened?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
So he's in there like fumbling around for like about
ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Who wait?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
What was his mood?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Was he getting angry at you?

Speaker 7 (37:36):
At the very beginning, he was laughing, he thought it
was a joke. But as the minutes went on, he
was not as playful. He was kind of pissed, and.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
There was imagine what the person who's watching your room
is thinking.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
Yeah, I don't know a real Alpha would have taken
out his fish from his pocket, picked the bones, and
turned them into a key and unlocked door.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
That's the kind of man I want.

Speaker 10 (38:02):
Yeah, exactly, I see where you're coming from. Me.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Do you feel bad at all?

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Not at all. I feel like this was a really
solid test, and I feel like I gave the guy
a really you know, like an opportunity to prove himself.
So I think I was doing a good thing. And
then the guy that ran the escape room, he like
walked in. He's like, is everything okay in here? Yeah?
He's like, you want me to unlock it? And I'm like, no, no, no, no,

(38:27):
this was the whole test. I can't let him.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Out, and we're wondering why he's not calling you back?

Speaker 10 (38:33):
Hold on, how does the escape room experience? And did
he figure it out?

Speaker 7 (38:37):
So we give him a few more minutes and then
I let the guy let him out and he was
super salty. H you know what, It's fine because at
that point I already know like we're not a match.
This guy couldn't get out by himself, so he's not
for me anyway.

Speaker 11 (38:52):
Yeah, this is confusing.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Then well so wait, so then we leave and I'm like, Okay,
can you just take me home? And he goes, no,
why don't you go yourself home?

Speaker 19 (39:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:01):
I mean yeah, And I was like, that's my kind
of man. So that once, once he wanted me to
take my own huber and home, I was like, that's
the alpha man I'm looking for.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
He stood up for himself.

Speaker 10 (39:14):
He finally took a stand against you.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
This is so strange to me because it's like you
push him to a brink and then he finally pushes back,
And that's the type of relationship you're looking for.

Speaker 10 (39:25):
On the first date, he was able to muster that energy.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
You know, why, why waste the time? Let's see exactly
how we click, and like, now I know he's the
kind of guy I want.

Speaker 12 (39:35):
Wow, Okay, this is going to be an interesting Like
I mean, we obviously know why he's not calling you back, right,
I mean.

Speaker 10 (39:47):
We think we know why, but we won't know until
we call this alpha directly and ask him what's going
on between you and Mallory?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Is it going to be like Alpha VI Alpha Jeff with.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
You and him on the phone. Is it going to
be really hard?

Speaker 10 (40:00):
I mean I think we just let this alpha shine first.
Alpha Yeah, you'll be able to tell when the two
alpha square off.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
The dominant alpha you're actually hearing their voice who has
more chest terror.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
Be careful, mallor you might get a little bit too
turned on when we.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Come back later.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Ultra Alpha Second date update coming up right after.

Speaker 11 (40:21):
This second date update.

Speaker 10 (40:26):
If you're just joining us for the second date update.
Mallory knows what she wants. She wants to date a
real man who can pass her alpha test and prove
he deserves to go out with her. And her test
for John recently was to lock him in the closet
of an escape room and told him a true alpha

(40:47):
could figure out a way to get out of this
all on his own.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I think you should have just dropped him in the
middle of the woods, fifty miles away and just seeing
if he found his way back to you.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
I'll be back in a week.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
That's a good option for eight two coming up.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
Because the thing is John did not figure out a
way out of that closet.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
He mostly begged and complained the entire.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Time, did not find the challenge fun.

Speaker 10 (41:11):
But his shining moment came after the escape room when
she said, Hey, John, why don't you give me a
ride home and he said, no, you get Newburgh. Yeah,
alpha move, I mean not exactly like that, well something
along those lines. It was enough to convince her, Oh,
he really is able to stand up for himself.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
And now she wants us to call him.

Speaker 16 (41:31):
That's what she liked.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
It actually like turned her of.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I think all of this is going to be shocking
to him.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, I mean I would personally.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Feel like if I got locked in the closet, it
would be because they didn't like Mallory.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
Do you think that John is going to be totally
shocked when we're reaching out.

Speaker 11 (41:46):
To him right here?

Speaker 7 (41:48):
I mean, I get it. I mean he's definitely not
happy with me right now after everything that happened. But
what I didn't get to tell him is that he
did pass the Alpha is not in the way that
I initially intended.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
No, did he know that an alpha test was happening.

Speaker 10 (42:05):
Yeah, he may have had no clue that he was
being tested at any point.

Speaker 11 (42:08):
He just thought you were being you crazy would be
good news.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Look at this point, I've only seen him do that
one thing, and that one thing was great, but like
there's a lot more to show, So he's truly Alpha material.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
There's more tests.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
Okay, yeah, yes, yeah, And this call is going to
be a total curveball to him too, so let's see
how he handles it in an alpha manner. Hopefully, yeah,
hopefully on us.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
She is just going to be so excited.

Speaker 10 (42:33):
Yeah, I'm going to be excited too if that happens.
I already here we go. I'm in John's number. Let's
see if he answers. Hello, Hey, is this is this John?

Speaker 11 (42:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
It is so pleasant.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
Yeah, saysn't what I was expecting.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Uh, hey, man, you're yeah, Man, yeah, excuse me, I'm talking.
This is a show we're called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. You're on it right now?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Okay, why that's a great question, John.

Speaker 11 (43:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (43:16):
The reason is because we do this segment it's called
a second Date Update, where we try to help listeners
get in touch with people again after they've gone out
on one date and are getting a follow up for
a second mm.

Speaker 24 (43:31):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I understand.

Speaker 10 (43:34):
Okay, So recently you may or may not remember this,
but you went out with a woman named Mallory.

Speaker 17 (43:42):
Oh yeah I did.

Speaker 11 (43:46):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I can't wait to hear how this date went for you.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
Because we are bad?

Speaker 10 (43:51):
Why you aren't calling her back after their first hangouts
and Jeff's voice.

Speaker 24 (43:57):
Hold on you, you don't know anything that happen.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
And we know a few things, you know.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
I don't want to give everything away, but I understand
it's probably not your typical first date that you've gone on, you.

Speaker 24 (44:10):
Know, getting locked in a closet, not at all?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, right, yeah, I mean that's kind of the whole thing, right, Yeah,
that was.

Speaker 24 (44:17):
Not pleasant at all. I experienced the roller coaster of
emotions during the lock in.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
At what point did you realize she wasn't joking?

Speaker 24 (44:28):
Probably after the third time she banged on the door
and said, hey, dummy, are you you figured it out yet?

Speaker 11 (44:33):
Who these words that?

Speaker 24 (44:37):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
That's about what she said? Yeah, okay, would you say
that this whole locking in the closet thing, that was
the main reason that you're not calling her back?

Speaker 24 (44:47):
I mean yeah, I mean we argued about it. I
just I honestly, I just wanted to get the heck
out of there.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
I think we all can understand why you would feel
that way. But I will say on the other side
of it, sometimes when two people spark like that, that
could be a sign of a good thing.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Wow.

Speaker 24 (45:06):
I mean I don't know if sparks the word yeah, right, passion?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Okay, At any point did you want to kiss her?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
That's I think what Jeff is getting at.

Speaker 24 (45:15):
I mean I might have thought about it in the beginning, Yeah,
but after I heard that the third or fourth did
you figure it out yet? I was done?

Speaker 16 (45:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I don't think anyone blames you for that.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Look, not every woman is going to challenge you like
this on a first date. Some women just sip wine.
They want to be showered in compliments. And this woman
is pushing you to be the greatest man you can be.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I don't know that you're hearing him, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
Yeah, I don't think he is. There is a tiger
inside of you waiting to be unleashed, and I'd like
to open the cage right now as we tell you
that Mallory is on the other line wanting to talk
to you.

Speaker 11 (45:55):
Yeah, no she is.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Oh my, no, wit are locked on the other phone
line right.

Speaker 24 (46:02):
Well, I mean she deserves to be locked somewhere.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Hi John, Hi, Well, First of all, I just I
want you to know I really appreciate that you took
the call and that you're here to talk.

Speaker 24 (46:16):
This was almost like getting locked in the closet.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
I was forced to They called me.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Okay, well listen John. That whole thing was to kind
of just see, you know, if we click and see
what you're made of and see if you have that
kind of health energy that I'm really looking for a man.
And when you told me to go get an uber,
when you wouldn't drive me home, that was the biggest

(46:43):
turn on the way. Your voice that was so serious,
you like that turned you already know and at that
moment you're seriously John, I would have done anything for
you to.

Speaker 24 (46:57):
Get in an uber and me walking away turn you on.

Speaker 19 (47:00):
You are very sick lady.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Oh did you call me very sick?

Speaker 17 (47:04):
John?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (47:06):
Yeah, he did, and he said it with that deep,
husky voice of his.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
You know what, that's exactly what a non alpha would say.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Right there.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
You're follower.

Speaker 22 (47:17):
You don't even own this, okay?

Speaker 19 (47:20):
Like it?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah, you don't like to be bad mouthed? Is that
what you're saying?

Speaker 7 (47:25):
You're gonna bad mouth me? You can do a little
bit more than shick. That was sick, That's that's bigma.
You can't even come up with more.

Speaker 11 (47:32):
Than natural challenge issue, John, go harder.

Speaker 24 (47:36):
Okay, So so if sick isn't the right word, then demented, twisted?
Maybe I don't know, but this is you know what,
you know what, and if you don't like me, you
don't have to Okay, No.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
And you know what, John, I should have trusted my
instincts when you couldn't get out of that closet, because
you know what else you don't know? I hooked up
with the escape room guy. Okay, what do you mean when?

Speaker 16 (47:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
When is exactly the right question.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
When John left me there to get my own uber,
that guy came out, and that guy took advantage of
the situation and he is the kind of alpha I
was looking for.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
Oh after he saw you look a.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Guy in a closet and liked it. Apparently, so there
are men that are alphas actually out there, and that's
the truth.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Like ya, the twenty something working part time?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Is the escape room is the alpha that you're looking for?

Speaker 24 (48:26):
Yeah, that's the alpha she's looking That's the alpha she deserves.

Speaker 10 (48:30):
Did you just did you just do this whole thing
to use us so you could tell him that?

Speaker 22 (48:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
I mean I would give him that one more shot,
so truly be an Alpha, but you just don't have
it in you.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
This is great.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I don't think that he's upset by that, Mallory.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Of course he's not because he's not in Alpha, so
he shoubles it in and he doesn't stick up for anything.

Speaker 22 (48:49):
Not strong buddy.

Speaker 24 (48:51):
Okay, all right, well, you know, like I said, this
is me and you don't do it.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Again.

Speaker 24 (49:00):
You know, you know what, lady, I really don't appreciate
you labeling me because I am who I am?

Speaker 11 (49:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (49:07):
John, are you are you telling me what to think
right now? Because that actually that that's kind of doing
it for me.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
Okay, tell me what the thing this.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Is and I will off the right.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Ye get me off the right.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Hold on, I'm staying on.

Speaker 24 (49:21):
Just can John get off the right as well?

Speaker 17 (49:23):
Well?

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Hold on, we can't get off until I ask you, John,
would you like to go out on one more date
with Mallory?

Speaker 11 (49:30):
And we would pay for absolutely not. Wow, that was
a true Alpha move to turn down three gifts.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
Like that final test said and done.

Speaker 19 (49:40):
Yep, so not on Alpha totally.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
That's coming whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Okay, I don't know, I'm stop asking questions, but we
just set.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
Him up We just gave him the freaking ball to
go run with it, and he just dropped it once again.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
I don't want to be on this.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
I guess now that only leaves one alpha in the
room as there always was.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Jeff, are you talking about me?

Speaker 18 (50:08):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (50:10):
I was looking risk action on the ground. Really didn't
have groops brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Some people just
aren't a good match. Even when you try over and
over and over to force it, it just doesn't work out.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
That is a big lesson for you, Jeff Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah,
it's a big one.

Speaker 10 (50:29):
You don't got to learn it at some point, not yet.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Is there a man that isn't frightened of her though?

Speaker 21 (50:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Escape room guy Yeah, yeah, worked out for him because
he knew where the key was.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Yeah, his locker in the closet too.

Speaker 17 (50:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
But a lot of people are texting in at seven
eighty five nine, who's saying she didn't really want to
go out with him at all. She only did this
to get revenge and brag about making out with a
scape room guy.

Speaker 11 (50:52):
Which is that even a brag?

Speaker 4 (50:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
I think it makes her look bad.

Speaker 10 (50:57):
I've made out with plenty of escape room employees and
you usually they aren't lookers.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
That was kind of an insult.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
Now there's a reason they choose to work in dimly
lit basements.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
The front desk is very lit.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Usually not in an actual basement. Jeff who's basement?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Where are you going?

Speaker 17 (51:15):
Room?

Speaker 19 (51:15):
Wait?

Speaker 11 (51:15):
I meet him on Craigslist? Did they say I have
an escape room? Is this not how it works?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
People's Yeah, you got to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Keep doing that.

Speaker 11 (51:22):
I'm doing it right.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
And if you enjoy basement stuff, you could check out
the Basement of Entertainment, which is our podcast. You could
find it all the way down at the bottom at
Brook and Jeffrey Brook.

Speaker 17 (51:34):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
On this show, we go where the story is?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
That's right, job, take us there.

Speaker 11 (51:42):
At this moment.

Speaker 10 (51:43):
Is there any story bigger than what's happening with our
city's baseball team.

Speaker 16 (51:50):
They are on.

Speaker 10 (51:51):
The brink of their first World Series birth ever Game
seven tonight, Oh my god, and this postseason has been
a roller coaster, to say the least.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Mental health handle it.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
It's been a while, not just.

Speaker 10 (52:05):
For the team but for all the Seattle fans, which
is why we sent Jose Bolanos down the Team Able
Park to take the temperature and find out what she'd
doing at the American League Championship.

Speaker 11 (52:18):
We're gonna play you the audio coming up after this.
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (52:24):
Game seven tonight for a shot to go to the
World Series sentence.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
With oh or vomit, which.

Speaker 10 (52:33):
Was the hard hitting Blue Jays of Canada versus our
own hometown heroes, the Seattle Mariners.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Let's go.

Speaker 10 (52:42):
Can we just say, by the way, that grand slam
by Gino on Friday night unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I was there.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I got to be there. It was like I can't
even describe it.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
Because she wasn't really there, she just ai video. There's
no I know. Brooke was there with her family.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
He was insane.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
Here's a magical night.

Speaker 10 (53:02):
Is there any magic left for Game seven tonight? We're
gonna find out. But maybe the biggest sports fan of
all of us, Jose Bolanos, was that Team Mobile park
right before the game with a microphone asking the fans
a simple question, what you doing at the American League
Championship Series.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
What you're doing at the American League Championship.

Speaker 15 (53:24):
Oh, We're ready to go root down the Mariners from
our local Seattle book club.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Wait, you're in a book club. Oh, all you ladies,
there's like what six seven of you?

Speaker 15 (53:34):
I think there's like thirteen of us coming.

Speaker 11 (53:36):
I'm not a good counter.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
I apologize.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
Hold on thirteen ladies at a tailgate before a playoff game.

Speaker 15 (53:43):
We need like a smutty baseball book to talk for
next month.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
That is smart.

Speaker 15 (53:49):
Oh, and we have been lasting over some of the players.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
Who's the prettiest player in all of baseball? Bryan Woo? Really?

Speaker 17 (53:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
We love Jlio, We love Bryan JP.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Yes, are you just listing the whole team at this point?
I mean, my god, I never thought of that.

Speaker 9 (54:06):
We have the hottest team in sports, but they really
mean like the hottest team in sport.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I get them.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Whenever Julio comes up, I tell the kids it's Mommy's boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (54:19):
Brook gets lost in Julio's eyes.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Who does it?

Speaker 19 (54:21):
Though?

Speaker 10 (54:22):
Brooks husband also gets lost the whole family. I think
with that clip you just heard the number one reason
why they stopped selling alcohol after the seventh inning, Club's
going rampant through team.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
That was one of the most Seattle sque clips.

Speaker 16 (54:38):
Yeah, very Seattle.

Speaker 11 (54:41):
They're all just in the stands reading their novels, cheering
on the.

Speaker 9 (54:44):
Oh my gosh, this is crazy.

Speaker 11 (54:47):
Class at Seattle.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
What you're doing at the alcs?

Speaker 18 (54:51):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (54:52):
Well, this is my dog, Chase. He's famous.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
He's the hot dog dog from Barkington Park night. No way,
I know this dog.

Speaker 11 (54:58):
We just came down to spread some good back.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
He's selling the mic.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
Hi buddy, he's wagging his tail.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
He knows his name, I said, Chase. He looked me
in the eye.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
He's a smart fellow.

Speaker 19 (55:08):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
Yeah, you have a little crowd going here now because
you're a die hard and I'm a die hard.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
I want you to be honest with me.

Speaker 9 (55:14):
If the Mariners win the series or even win the
World Series, are you gonna cry?

Speaker 11 (55:20):
I don't think I'll cry that much.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
Okay, go ahead, come on, make me it sound good
on the radio.

Speaker 21 (55:25):
All right.

Speaker 22 (55:25):
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta work into this.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
I really wish Chase could talk no offense to you.

Speaker 11 (55:29):
He seems way more interesting.

Speaker 22 (55:31):
I get it.

Speaker 11 (55:31):
Yeah, at least he got a shot in before he left.
Take down the guy with the famous dog.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
The dog is too good.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
He wouldn't bark, he wouldn't like like the mic.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
I'm like make a sound.

Speaker 16 (55:42):
He's so sweet.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
I know I did want to hear from the dog.

Speaker 16 (55:45):
More than the guy wouldn't cry with me.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Weird masculinity?

Speaker 21 (55:50):
Is that?

Speaker 17 (55:50):
Come on?

Speaker 11 (55:50):
Paying that guy from Mariners game just let his dog. Yeah,
that's totally fine.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
Who's gonna go to the World Series? Blue Jays or Thes.
We're gonna find out tonight Game seven. But first, it's
what you're doing at the American League Championship, where Jose
was out amongst the best fans in the country right
before the biggest game in Mariner history.

Speaker 11 (56:13):
Oh my god, just to ask him a simple question, what.

Speaker 9 (56:16):
You're doing at the ALCS watching our Mariners shove against
the Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Absolutely shove.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
Keep saying shove.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
What does shove mean?

Speaker 11 (56:26):
It means shut them down. It means we're basically just
shoving them back. We're shoving them back into the dugout,
is what we're now?

Speaker 18 (56:32):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (56:32):
Okay, is there.

Speaker 9 (56:33):
Any other baseball lingo that people need to hear like
right now?

Speaker 11 (56:36):
Like hills nails? What does nails mean? Our bullpen?

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Okay, but that doesn't explain it.

Speaker 11 (56:41):
Keep going nine innings, one hit, nails.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
Nails, shove? I need because of the interview.

Speaker 11 (56:48):
There's a thing called the rule of three.

Speaker 9 (56:50):
Give me one more slang term that no one's ever
heard in baseball.

Speaker 19 (56:54):
We're gonna fuck.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
That's a swear. That's not making up a word. You're
just saying that's not gonna.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, but they actually baseball fans.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Are they just guys who want to be part of
a moment.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
They were showing the same thing that Brook yells.

Speaker 11 (57:15):
Whenever Julio comes up.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
To the play, kiss yea.

Speaker 11 (57:20):
His backside. Things get really weird in their section.

Speaker 16 (57:24):
In particular.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
I try not to cat call him.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
But you need to cat call him a little bit,
just so that they remember we are the sexiest team
in all the bases.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
Just be like, hey, sexy, what you're doing at the
American League Championship Series.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Cheering on the Mariners? Okay, now I.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
Had to stop you. You are wearing like a bedazzled
bright Mariner's jacket that's reflecting the sun into my face.

Speaker 23 (57:51):
It's for the Toronto's pictures at the time that they're pitching.

Speaker 9 (57:54):
Tell me your strategy, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 15 (57:56):
The strategy is this is a combination that I wore
to the game five of the a l DS.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Okay, okay, that's metal.

Speaker 13 (58:02):
But yes, I was in Vancouver, Canada the last two games,
so I was watching this at a bar.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
But I wore the same exact combo. I have saged.

Speaker 10 (58:12):
Coworkers saged person.

Speaker 23 (58:15):
Yes, why because every time I went to a game
with him or he watched the game on.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
TV, we lost. So it was either that prohibit him from.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Watching games or try to save the demonic activity out
of him.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
What do you have to say to the people of Seattle,
the people of the world watching this, What do you
want to tell them?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Everyone saved your houses?

Speaker 17 (58:35):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Did you make it the dazzled witch?

Speaker 8 (58:41):
I mean her jacket was a disco ball.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
I mean I got superstitions in baseball, but our fans
seem to fall more into the voodoo witch doctor.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
I saw it.

Speaker 19 (58:53):
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Wasn't on Friday that was literally in a full on
witch outfit, which yes, yes, it was a Mariner's witch outfit.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
You know what, we'll take it. Start casting your spells. Yeah,
get your voodoo witch dolls.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Whatever it takes, Jeff, whatever it takes.

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Tonight is Game seven.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
You will find out if the Mariners complete their destiny
and make it to the World Series tonight. But that's
what you're doing at the ALCS go MS. We believe
full TAP's coming up right after.

Speaker 17 (59:27):
This, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Brooks fresh off.

Speaker 10 (59:39):
Of a humiliating loss, so her spirits are as low
as the cut on Alexis's crop top.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
We're on the air now, high Why we're bringing back
a fan favorite. Everyone's been asking for Newbie week.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Every player is brand new.

Speaker 10 (59:58):
Never played Brook before. And who is the first newbie
to step into the ring today.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
Her name is Mollie A raw Mollie.

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
I'm going to be extra sensitive with you here because
I heard you're a little bit nervous.

Speaker 19 (01:00:13):
True, just a touch, you can bring on the heat.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
I'm all right, I'm ready to bring down Brook.

Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
Brook is not going to be sensitive.

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
She's going to try and destroy you and laugh as
she pushes your face down towards the toilet bowl.

Speaker 22 (01:00:26):
Okay, I'm not afraid to laugh at her.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Bring it on, lady, Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
For everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
Then, Molly is stepping in fearless, ready to take you on.
So let's have Brook leave the studio and you know
how the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat her
out right if.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
You want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 17 (01:00:47):
I'm ready?

Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
You got this?

Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
Your time starts now. Snoop Dogg celebrates a birthday today.
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Fifties?

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You're fantastic in the Human Torch are two characters from
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In an orchestra? What stringed instrument is slightly larger than
a violin but smaller than a cello?

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (01:01:16):
Viola?

Speaker 10 (01:01:17):
Named the Disney character who sings the song I've Got
No strings.

Speaker 22 (01:01:21):
Pinocchio, I've Got no strings?

Speaker 11 (01:01:26):
If we were treated to a performance from Mollie that
was well done, Mollie.

Speaker 10 (01:01:33):
Now Brooke has rejoined us back in the studio, and
like we said earlier, it is newbi week, which means
Molly is.

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
A brand new player to the show.

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
Currently, it says that she is a student, a software
engineering student, along with being a mother of two.

Speaker 11 (01:01:48):
How old are your kids?

Speaker 22 (01:01:49):
Mollie my son Kimball Cass, I love you. He's fourteen,
and my youngest daughter, she's six. Her name is Billy Row.

Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Oh wow, and they get shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Only the six year old thought that was cooling by roads.

Speaker 22 (01:02:02):
Now she's decided that she's way too feminine for the
name Billy Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
It also says on my screener that your six year
old wants to go visit a haunted house.

Speaker 22 (01:02:13):
She thinks she does, but she's afraid to go to
the kitchen in the dark.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
Yeah, but she gets there and here's the Oh, okay,
never mind.

Speaker 22 (01:02:22):
Yeah, we'll just stick to our pumpkin spice lattes on
the way to school.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Okay, all right, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I love giving a six year old a latte too.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Maybe they make it without rope and she loves it.

Speaker 22 (01:02:35):
She's basic, just like mama.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Oh, that's just a steamer.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
It's just milk, milk.

Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
Yeah, you did, Now, sit tight, it's Brooks turn. Are
you ready?

Speaker 16 (01:02:45):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
Your time starts now. Snoop Dogg celebrates a birthday today.
Is he in his forties or fifties?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Sixties?

Speaker 10 (01:02:51):
What color are the majority of hazard signs on us roads?

Speaker 17 (01:02:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yellow?

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
Mister fantastic and the human torch are two characters from
what superhero group Marvel? What is ten percent of one
hundred uh ten?

Speaker 11 (01:03:06):
In an orchestra?

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
What stringed instrument is slightly larger than a violin but
smaller than a cello?

Speaker 18 (01:03:12):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:03:12):
Beola named the Disney character who sings the song I've
got no strings.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Pinocchio, I've got no street Dad.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
That's away.

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
I got to sing with everyone so much in common
now that you need to find out who wins by
heading over to the scoreboard with Jose.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
There's a hidden valley ranch party in Molly, you did
so good.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
You got five.

Speaker 24 (01:03:42):
Up?

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Happened for Abie.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
That's a great score and you're a newbie.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
That's right, Y Brock.

Speaker 19 (01:03:49):
Oh, so far.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
We are the same person, Mollie.

Speaker 22 (01:03:56):
It's meant to be quite frankly.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Should I show up next tomorrow for my job?

Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
You're welcome here anytime, Molly. But let's go over the
answers for everyone. Snoop Dogg celebrates a birthday today. He
is in his fifties, turning fifty four years old.

Speaker 16 (01:04:09):
Actually he looks.

Speaker 10 (01:04:10):
Older than that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
No I thought he was in his sixties. I'm not
even gonna lie.

Speaker 22 (01:04:13):
I think he looks great Snoop Dog called me.

Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
The majority of hazard signs on US roads are colored yellow.
Mister Fantastic and the Human Torch are characters from the
superhero group Fantastic Four.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Okay, I need to shake your head in shame.

Speaker 11 (01:04:26):
Okay, ten percent of one hundred would be ten well done.

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
In an orchestra, the stringed instrument that's a little bigger
than a violin but smaller than a cello is a viola.
The Disney song I've Got No Strings is from the
movie Pinocchio.

Speaker 21 (01:04:41):
No Strings.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
Hard not to so, Molly, I'm sorry. A tie goes
to the house. It was not enough to be brooke today.

Speaker 11 (01:04:51):
But just for playing, we are gonna give.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
You a pair of tickets to see Adam Sandler perform
at Climate Pledge Arena on October twenty nine.

Speaker 17 (01:05:00):
What that's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
You should be awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Bring your six year old.

Speaker 22 (01:05:05):
Oh yeah, no, hey, jose what are you doing on
the twenty nine He Oh, I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
He's opening for Adam Sandler, obviously.

Speaker 22 (01:05:13):
How convenience I'll be there, Molly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
It's been great hanging out with you. Come back and
play again soon. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks the
same time

Speaker 17 (01:05:21):
Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.