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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're here, we're here.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's do this podcast thing all right? All right, full
out of the show starts now.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
We're one day away from witnessing pure glory or extreme failure. No,
it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Because our summer games,
you wouldn't dare. Series of challenges continues with maybe the
most anticipated one yet.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Honestly, it is like no one's anticipating mine at all.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's coming less than twenty four hours away, when Brook
will attempt her Rose Shambeau Burger Biathlon. No Jack in
the Box cheeseburgers, which are her favorite, by the way,
Okay your.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
They were, jeff They were my favorite before you guys
made me last summer drive through Jack in the Box
ten times at eat ten items.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You are smiling and having a great time in that video.
Don't act like you weren't.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I have not been back since that moment. I have.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I am scarred, I've traumatized. I can't even smell a
burger without it making.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Me want to like, well, this is going to make
you fall in love with that place all over again.
A Jack in the Box cheeseburgers in every hour for
eight consecutive hours. She'll have to row Shambeau against the
whole staff, and if she.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Wins, she's clear. I escapes burger free.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You guys, I've been practicing and it's not going well.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, with Roe Shambos, I need to be the champion.
He did not lose one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
If she does lose, then the punishment is brookecasted down
one of the cheeseburgers. And this happens eight times throughout
the day. But recently there was a twist. Yes, because
our three toed, redheaded orphan technical director Ashton bravely stepped
up and volunteered himself as tribute.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, I'm worried that he did it because he's hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, he's not that hungry because he only did it
for the first three rounds.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Good he took pity on Brook.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Either way, he is going to eat her first three
burgers for her, possibly with ghost pepper sauce squirted on
the top.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
I already forgot about the Gulf.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't understand why he added that elevation.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
For extra clicks and Jose, you came up with this
whole challenge. We need to know are we doing Roa
shambo best two out of three each round or is
it just a one off?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
You know, I thought about this, but I think we
should honestly do two.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Out of three.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, eight times three, that's twenty four ro shambas for
the video. That's gonna be great content online. Everybody wants
to watch Rock Paper Scissors over and over and over again.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
We'll just get one and done. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
So that happens tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Look for it on our social media at Brooke and
Jeffrey on TikTok, install or Facebook.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'd me in a bathroom near you.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
That was gonna happen anyway, though.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Now let's move on and get to the shot comic
question of our day with our ten fingered, tall, dark
and handsome, non orphan digital director. Well, I feel like
I'm going to point out Ashton's appendages. It's only fair
to do the same with everybody.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Now we're going over to Jake.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
Time to get out your digeri dues and blow into
your nose flutes because today is National Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day.
This holiday doesn't have really a clear origin story or
a specific known creator, but its goal is to celebrate
generations of musicians from around the world who've pushed the boundaries,

(03:29):
trying to invent and discover new ways to make musical sounds. Ah,
that's why today we're doing a special hurdy gurdy.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
Which is a real instrument from Medieval Times, Edition of
twenty of twenty.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Now I have a list of bizarre instruments from around
the globe.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
I'll tell you about it.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
You just have to tell me if it's a real
musical device or if it's just made up. Okay, we'll
start with the woman who thought that tambourine was fake
until you saw in tenth grade.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
That's Alexis.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Alexis, Your instrument is the spit stick. It's a South
American flute instrument played by making spitting noises into one
end of it.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Be a real instrument or fake, you can kind of
visualize it too.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
And then I guess I actually just saw this crazy
intere the other day where they whistled into it and
it was like dad, but they could make different tones,
like by whistling into one little hot lets.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
You break down the spitstick to discuss this.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Excuse us, Okay, I don't know. I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Say, wow, good breakdown, Alexis. I think you guys fulfilled
all the time.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Alexis said the spit stick was real. It is she
grown before?

Speaker 8 (04:54):
It was all right? Alexis is out moving over to Brook.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
Brook.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Your instrument is the snicker fiddle. It's a small violin
like instrument with special animal hair strings that make a
sound similar to a person giggling.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Is a snicker fiddle or fake?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Why would you want this out of somebody giggling and
you're tired?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Fake laugh?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't know. I like the name of it. I'm
gonna say it's fake, though.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Brook says the snicker fiddle is fake. It is.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Jose, Jose. Your instrument is the cat piano. It's a
seventeenth century piano with a line of cats and cages.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Placed in front of it.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Whenever a key gets pressed, a cat's tail gets pinched,
so it makes a noise, and the cats are all
arranged in order of the tone of their voice. Is
the cat piano real or did we.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Make that up?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Who has the job of arranging the cats in tonal order?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
The first cat lady important, I mean animal abuse.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I can't give a hind pull in a cat's tail.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
I say this is fake, Jose said the cat piano
is fake. It is. The cat piano is real.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Picture Oh it's so cute.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Boxes, but the music that they make gorgeous, beautiful.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Over to Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Now, your instrument is the tongue drum. It's a steel
percussion instrument with a circle of tongue shaped dents in it.
You hit each dent with a mallet to produce a
noise that sounds like a tongue slapping against metal.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Is that a real instrument or did we make that up?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
What is it? Tongue slapping against metal selling?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I think yeah, I could see Drake using that in
like one of his beats.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I want to say that it's a real.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Instrument, Jeffrey said. Tongue drum is real. It is is?
All right? Run around two. That's right, we're back to Brook.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Your instrument is the chop chazz. It's a South American
percussion instrument made from the boiled toenails of goats. Then
it's woven into a bracelet and worn around the ankle,
so it's played like a rattle.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Did we make that up?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh? Mantat goats have hooves, not toenails. But I think
do you mean hooves?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
South American goats do have the.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Human feet America petties.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, so I want it to be real, except
for that whole toenails on goats issue. For me, I'm
gonna say it's fake.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Brook said the chop chaws are fake. It is, it
is real. Jeffers one the Musical Instrument Edition up plenty
of twenty.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Look at that. I got the most right.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
So I get to choose who get shocked while singing
Bad Guy by Billy Irish is going to be the person?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
No, it's Irish.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Okay, yeah, she's Irish today, and I'm going with the
woman who doubted that goats have toenails.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Brook five, They don't have toenails.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
I know one South American go to West toenails. It
is letal messy.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
He is the goat.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
So you're a tough guy, like get really rough.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I just can't get enough. Guy's always so puffed.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
That is your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
Few minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You've heard of an earworm where a song gets stuck
in your head and you just can't stop hearing it. Yes,
well I have something similar.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I call it brainworms.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's not good where I have an interesting thought and
I just obsess about it for hours and hours and
I can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I thought, I thought, you just ate some bad meat
things south.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, Oh this is different. This is brainworms in full disclosure.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Right now, my skull is riddled with these brainworms so gross.
I think I caught them over the weekend at a
highway truck stop. And the only year is a brand
new edition of What's on Your Mind? That's how you
get real. Yeah, I know I'll feel better once I
get my brainworm thoughts out there and gone for good.
During a brand new What's on your Mind? It's coming

(09:27):
up right now. My mind is like a web browser.
Nineteen different tabs are open, three of them are frozen,
and I have no idea where the music's coming from.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Where's the logo time?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I just have to push through and use it for
another edition of What's on Your Mind, where we go
around the room and figure out what the people here
been thinking about lately, starting with Brook Brook, What's on
your Mind?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh, I've gotten a look into my future at a
very scared je Oh my gosh, so my daughter's ten,
and she's on this summer league softball team, and I'm coaching,
but there's thirteen year olds on the team. I'm gonna
tell you there is nothing scarier to me now than
a thirteen year old girl. You guys know, I'm coaching

(10:18):
and these kids do not listen to me. They complain
the entire time because.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
They don't want to be there. They'd rather be hanging
out with their friends somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Why do they sign up?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Parents force them to play like you forced your kids
to play.

Speaker 12 (10:31):
So we go through this back and forth where I
just don't know how to get these kids to have fun.
And at the end of the game, two of them
come up to me and said, that was great.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I hope you're coaching next week.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
I'm like, well, wait, you were having fun, but you
enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I don't get it.

Speaker 13 (10:48):
So that's.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's very confusing.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
You're not cool, so you don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I don't know how to be cool.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
The thirteen year old girls.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And I know that this is what my future hold.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, that must mean you're doing it right.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
If you're feeling painfully confused and ashamed of yourself and uncertain, Yeah,
you're cool.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Your mind.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Well, I've been on a lot of dates over my life,
but recently, yeah, I went on my first ever kind
of date fortnight date.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
What is that interesting?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
There's no teenagers involved?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
No, oh my gosh, adult please, but yes, let's get
that out of the way.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
The moment she said it, I I roll. I'm like,
this sounds like a friend zone. But she kept asking
and I was like, all right, fine, let's just do it.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
So I decided to go for it.

Speaker 14 (11:38):
Anyway, how do you know it's a date because because.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
We've been flirting on.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Picture.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
So we get on the headset so we can talk together,
and then we meet in the game lobby. And now
I noticed she's dressed like a burglar, and I happen
to own the exact outfit, so I switch.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Into the outfit. And now we are marrying matching outfits
on our first day.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
And I said, is it embarrassing that we showed up
in the same outfit?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
So she laughs yes, Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
So anyway, in the game, we land from the battle
bus and I'm opening doors for her where she goes.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
I'm opening.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Inside Fortnite, you get it, And I'm.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Opening all the chests and I'm giving her the best
loot and guns.

Speaker 14 (12:24):
That's kind of boring for her.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Those her character is standing there, she's.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Like laughing watching me like run around her, right, and
then at one point someone tries to shoot her and
I'm like, no, that's my date. I shoot him, I
kill him, and I run back with his dead body,
and then we start playing catch with his body.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, it's just like a real date in real life.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
The police.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
So we're having fun. And so at the end, we
did a huggy mote. Now I press a button and
then my character goes.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Like this that opens its arms yea, and she has
to hit.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
A button to accept it so.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
She could reject me here okay.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
She hits square okay, and we hug and we share
this nice hug.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
At the end of our day, what button goes to
the farther bases.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I continue getting married on the game.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (13:18):
But anyway, I didn't think that she was gonna hit
me up.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
I'm like, all right, that was fun, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Literally five minutes later, you guys, she's back in my
DMS going, oh my god, that was so fun, with
like hearts and everything. So we have another day, plan
this week and one day, maybe years down.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
The road, we'll have a real life date.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yes, alexis what's been on your mind?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
So Brookens.

Speaker 15 (13:40):
Recently, our regular Starbucks we go to has been having
some issues with our orders.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
All the one downstairs will yes and no shade.

Speaker 15 (13:48):
Look like I think there's new in their learning and stuff.
So it's fine, but you know, I'm bad at like confronting. Like, so,
say I get given the wrong drink. I'm not gonna
say something. Okay, you're not a confrontational And our coworker
actually worked there, and she's like, hey, it's no big deal.
Just go on the app and like send a photo
it's the wrong drink and they'll just give you like
five dollars credit. You don't have to confront anybody, you know,

(14:09):
what a big deal at Starbucks. I don't feel bad,
so I don't do it.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
They're like, we're gonna give you five dollars.

Speaker 15 (14:13):
I checked my account the next day and I have
eighty five dollars credit to Starbucks.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
What yes, you complained that many times to them? Oh
my god.

Speaker 15 (14:23):
Sometime and they put out a gift card. I'm like
it's a bot, like an air from the bot or something.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Are you talking about this out loud? They're gonna find
us exactly. So I tried to spend it as fast
as I could.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh.

Speaker 15 (14:33):
I was over the weekend with my friends. I'm like,
we're going multiple times a day, guys, I got your food,
I got your spend this before they catch on and
change it back. Okay, that all happens, you know, the
weekend ends. I spend it all. I'm checking my bank
account one day and I see I uploaded eighty dollars
to Starbucks.

Speaker 12 (14:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, because there's an option.

Speaker 15 (14:56):
To quick add gift card like money to a gift
card to send, and I one day about eighty dollars,
so they didn't notice.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
You're spending your own money thinking it's at a rapid pace.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
So everyone's on your mind.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
You guys know, I'm always trying to give my dog,
Bagel different experiences.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
For his life.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, yeah, very He's very.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Parent to him.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Because it's summer, I thought, why not take him whale
watching what? Because that could be enriching for him, something
that he'll remember for the rest of his life.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Ye're sing a whale would be pretty intimate.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know that the dog would understand.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
It did take a while to find a company that
was dog friendly that would let one on the boat,
but I did find one.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, because usually dog barking would probably scared.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
But this trip was different. Normally I'm annoyed by it.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
But I would say the entire boat was able to
see six different whales off in the distance because Bagel
would bark in the direction of them.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Before everybody.

Speaker 16 (15:58):
He would.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
We'd be looking one way, he'd bark off the other
side of the boat, and then a couple of seconds.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Later, a whale would come up.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
It happened like five or six times. So now I
own a whale sniffing dog.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Did you need to rent Bangle out to some of
these whale companies?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Seriously?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Actually, the tour company offered to have me come back
on the boat for free as long as I brought Bagel.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Congratulations. TV shows you can't figure out how to go
to the bathroom outside, but he could.

Speaker 11 (16:29):
Well.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
He did go outside on the rear deck of the boat,
so that counts. That's what's on our minds. Text in
the seven, eight, five, nine two tell us what's been on.

Speaker 11 (16:37):
Yours freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Got a texta seventy eight five nine two that says,
what's on my mind Alexis should try a man with
a dad body. Once you go dad bod, you don't
go back, right, Yes, Alexis thoughts on, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You know it's okay. I'm not a shamed dad bods
people love.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean, I feel like you don't go back because
you're married to him.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
That's what happened this stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Another text says, jeff mentioned an embarrassing moment in middle school,
and every loyal listener is like, is that his bar
mitzvah song Reach for the Star? Or the time he
told his mom about a certain dream or the time
he got pants in daycamp?

Speaker 5 (17:14):
I know too much? Seriously, how do you know all that?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Because it's what you share?

Speaker 17 (17:19):
Yah?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, but just all the top of the mind, Like
do they have a notebook written down with all.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Its pretty memorable?

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Sometimes your share is kind of like, oh, yeah, that
was a lot.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Don't happen to a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Okay. Now I don't want to open up about myself
as much anymore.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Another text says, what's on my mind is I'm heading
to work and enjoying listening to your show. I don't
want to go to work, but listening makes the drive easier.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Sweet.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Sorry, you have a job.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yeah we did it.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah, we feel that too. In fact, we have to
keep doing our job.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
Next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
You think dating's hard now, yeah, believe it or not,
it was much much worse back in the sixteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I mean, was there even dating or did you just
get somebody?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Squires would call into the local radio show and they
would say to the host, I went out with a
princess who saved herself from a fiery dragon witch. Yeah,
And then a night would jump in shouting that's nothing.
My maiden asked me if I would like to purchase

(18:28):
five chickens, and I said, wait, you can count.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Mustn't be hard for you guys, A yeah, so easy
for these.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Ladies, educated say, God, times are different now, but meeting
people is still weird as ever, and we have the
proof of all the witches still in existence. Brand new
Battle of the Tinder Dates is coming up right after this.

Speaker 11 (19:00):
Then, dares you, guys swipe right?

Speaker 8 (19:02):
The question is.

Speaker 11 (19:04):
Whose love life is more tragic?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
It's the date and game show that encourages you to
go ahead and drink that half empty beer bottle you
found in the alley outside. It's Battle of the Tender Dates,
where two of our listeners square off to find out
whose love life is the most tragic. You'll explain the
rules in just the second. First, let's meet today's contestants.

(19:33):
In this corner.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
His trick to seducing any woman is to throw on
a grass skirt, then break open a raw coconut using
nothing but his teeth. Hawaiian Brian left just needs one
good one to crack it open.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
And in the other corner, all the ladies say one
night of pass with him is like a never ending
nasal COVID test, and that's.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
How he got the nickname Swabby Robbie.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
What's your current status, Robbie?

Speaker 17 (20:16):
God?

Speaker 13 (20:16):
Hey guys, thanks having me.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Well, here's how the game works.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
One condescent we'll start by telling one of their worst
date stories, and then the other will try and counter
with the nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go
back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Let's get it started with Hawaiian Brian.

Speaker 16 (20:35):
All Right, I once had a date asked me if
I wanted to watch a movie at her place.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Okay, so I bet you're excited about that.

Speaker 16 (20:42):
Yeah, I was on the right track, but I was
foolish and chivalrous and that I let her pick the movie.

Speaker 14 (20:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (20:50):
She chose the Taylor Swift eras tour.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Hey low key to watch it?

Speaker 17 (20:57):
Right?

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Isn't that like in a half hours long?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I make it's longer, very long.

Speaker 16 (21:05):
Every single song she stood up and she performed it lifting.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
So he was like watching it with the twelve year old.

Speaker 16 (21:16):
If I one word during any one of the songs,
she would pause it, rewind it, and then restart the.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, because that was rude. One story down, Robert, we're
over to you.

Speaker 13 (21:30):
Hey, all right, So I meet a girl for drinks
and there are other two guys there with her already.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh that was a surprise.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Interesting.

Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah, So I asked what was going on, and she
told me not to worry. That she books three dates
at once so that she could see who's the best match.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Ah, guy, very efficient.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I have that.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
The other two stayed after they were told that that's true.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
How sad is that?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Guys?

Speaker 11 (21:58):
Go on.

Speaker 13 (21:59):
She was pretty so then, so she switches every five minutes,
and a little while later she made her way back
to me. Okay, okay, yeah, well she accidentally called me Barney,
and then it happened two more times before I let Barney.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, Robbie, Barney, it's pretty close. All right, we're on
the round too. We're throwing it back to Brian.

Speaker 16 (22:27):
So this other date came over to my house and
we were going to cook together. Yeah, adorable. I start
cooking the meat, she cooks a salad.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Cook a salad, but okay, tosses it toge.

Speaker 16 (22:43):
She worked on it, and we sit down and I
look at my salad and I noticed that the leafy
greens are a bit different because they're huge.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Oh like big old romance.

Speaker 16 (22:59):
Yeah. It turns out she cut off parts of my
house plant because I didn't have any lettuce in the fridge,
and she used it as the salad.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
That could be.

Speaker 16 (23:11):
One of them was plastic.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh okay, Swabbi, Robbie, can you count?

Speaker 13 (23:19):
So I invited a girl to a steakhouse and she
brings a briefcase to dinner.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Huh, spot fancy.

Speaker 16 (23:26):
Yeah. So she opens it up and it's full of knives?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
What what Harry she is?

Speaker 13 (23:34):
It was really weird, and she told me that she
refuses to eat using restaurants a silverware.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
No that is I thought she was going to be
some mid level marketing scheme where she's selling them to.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
I didn't know what to think. So she says she
doesn't trust it and offers me to borrow what set.
So I say okay, and the knives were awesome. They
worked great. So I ended up buying dinner and a
set of them off of.

Speaker 16 (23:59):
Her for one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
That sounds like a great date. You're supposed to tell
your worst date stories here.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
I never saw her again, but I still use the knives.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Okay, by the toughest steak and she's just like you
see how that glides like butter.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
On that note, we're on to our third and final round.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
We need your best stories here, gentlemen, So Hawaiian Brian,
let's bring it.

Speaker 16 (24:24):
Okay, This last girl I met at work. I'm a
checker at Trader Joe's and she comes in all the time,
so who One day after work she asked me to
go back to her place, and when I get to
her room, I see that she has this wall of
Trader Joe's employee name tags.

Speaker 13 (24:44):
Huh.

Speaker 16 (24:45):
And it turns out that that's her type and she
keeps them like trophies from all the employees that she
soaked up with. It was like a horror movie, only
it got worse when I saw my foster's name upstick O.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
His was higher up the wall than your name was.
So that doesn't bode well. All right, Swabi Robbie, this
is your last chance, all right.

Speaker 13 (25:12):
So I went to the movies with the girl and
she went to the bathroom and her phone started ringing
in her purse. So I knew I shouldn't look in there,
but I had to shut it off because you know,
during the movie.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
You went into her purse.

Speaker 18 (25:26):
That's her bath I mean, so I reached in there
and it's full of loose chicken nuggets. Bonus, you were cold,
just cold chicken nuggets.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Oh god.

Speaker 13 (25:41):
And after she came back, she actually started eating them
and she ate them throughout the rest of the movie.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Oh, she didn't even offer you any No.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
I think she thought that I didn't notice, nuggy.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
So that was the final bell that means the match
is over. We need to score judges. So Alexis, who
do you think.

Speaker 15 (26:02):
I gotta go Brian for getting all your plants chopped
up into a salad.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
For Brian, dude, I'm going with Brian for the trader
Joe's girl.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
That means congratulations, Hawaiian Brian, your dating history makes Kanye's
love life look pretty stable.

Speaker 16 (26:21):
Alright, alright, alright, al man man.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
That was Battle of the Tender Dates. Text in seven
A five nine to two. If you want to appear
on the next edition, your phone taps coming up right after.

Speaker 11 (26:35):
This frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
It was voted in a recent poll that the number
one most annoying thing right now in America. Besides, this
show is dealing with customer service calls. There is not
enough human workers, so old times are outrageous, and once
you do finally get someone on, they're not actually qualified
to help you.

Speaker 14 (26:59):
So we thought that's.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Pretty bad, but how do we make it even worse?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
So the first thing we did was make Jose a
customer service agent.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yay, good help help.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Second thing, even though he can speak English, he can't
hear English. I think about how frustrating that call would be,
And now hear it in your phone.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Tap right now.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Hello, Hi, this is Michael Smith from Apple Support.

Speaker 14 (27:32):
I'm looking for Troy please.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Oh hey man, Yeah, this is he How you doing?

Speaker 14 (27:39):
Did you say this is Troy?

Speaker 19 (27:42):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (27:42):
This is Troy.

Speaker 14 (27:46):
Okay, I'm gonna take that as a yes.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
You send us an email about an issue you were
having with an iPad pro M one and I am
here to help you.

Speaker 16 (27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (27:56):
So the pretty much the problem I'm having is the
touch idea button is just not working on it. I've
tried resetting it. I've tried pretty much.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I'm gonna stop you.

Speaker 14 (28:10):
Is there a way you could say that in Spanish?
Another language? Sign language?

Speaker 16 (28:15):
Even in Spanish?

Speaker 14 (28:19):
Do you know any other languages?

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Italian?

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Even Monsk? Do you know monk?

Speaker 16 (28:25):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Brother?

Speaker 16 (28:26):
I'm just calling about my iPad.

Speaker 19 (28:29):
I don't know any other languages.

Speaker 14 (28:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't understand you.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
What do you mean you don't understand me?

Speaker 19 (28:35):
Is it a phone issue? Or is you don't understand
my iPad problem?

Speaker 14 (28:39):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Not sure what you're saying.

Speaker 19 (28:44):
I'm not sure what I'm saying about what I.

Speaker 14 (28:47):
Don't hear English?

Speaker 19 (28:50):
We're having a full conversation in English, you know, what
do you mean you don't hear English?

Speaker 8 (28:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Again, didn't catch that. But here's my situation. Like, I
do speak English, I just don't hear it well at
least right now, this whole situation I'm dealing with. What
I'm sorry, what what was that?

Speaker 19 (29:07):
It doesn't make sense. You're speaking English perfectly.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay again, not really sure what you just said. But
back to me, wasn't always like this. I was at
a renaissance fair last month, got hit in the head
with a rogue cabbage? Completely is that my ability to
hear English? Doctor's totally stumped, no idea. What's going on
with me?

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (29:28):
Let me get this straight.

Speaker 19 (29:28):
Your entire job is predicated on you talking to people
on the phone, and you it doesn't make any sense
you're speaking to me in English.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I'm assuming whatever you just said, you're giving me like
sympathy for what happened, right, I do appreciate that compassion.
I'm just a normal guy who got hit in the
head with the cabbage.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
How are you.

Speaker 16 (29:47):
Supposed to help me if you can't understand me.

Speaker 19 (29:50):
I'm calling about a you called me.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Just going off of the tone of your voice, it
sounds like your problem's fixed.

Speaker 19 (29:59):
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, my problem isn't six. You
haven't done anything to help them?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Can again?

Speaker 14 (30:05):
Can't hear English? Only speak it? Not sure how many
times I could say that?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
What?

Speaker 16 (30:10):
Why are we on the phone?

Speaker 19 (30:11):
Can I talk to somebody else?

Speaker 16 (30:13):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 16 (30:14):
No, that's not what I said.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
But before we get off the phone, how would you
rate my customer service skills today? One to five stars?
Don't speak it because I can't hear it?

Speaker 16 (30:23):
Zero stars. Nothing was sick?

Speaker 11 (30:26):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (30:27):
Was that five stars?

Speaker 10 (30:29):
No?

Speaker 14 (30:29):
No, you are generous?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh my zero talk about turning a bad situation into
a positive.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
But this is amazing.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Zero.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
By the way, your warns on your iPad expires tomorrow,
so good luck with that.

Speaker 14 (30:41):
Huh, dolad you got this done in time.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
That was sucked.

Speaker 19 (30:44):
Transfer me to a manager right now, dude.

Speaker 14 (30:47):
I'm sorry. I can't transfer you to a manager. I can't.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
No, not, what the.

Speaker 14 (30:52):
Don't swear of me?

Speaker 10 (30:53):
Wait?

Speaker 16 (30:55):
You heard that?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Oh my god, I'm cured.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
It's America.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Oh or a prank phone call?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You choose?

Speaker 10 (31:05):
Wait? What what do you pank phone call?

Speaker 16 (31:07):
What?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
It's actually Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
on the morning.

Speaker 14 (31:11):
Man, we're doing a prank on you.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
This is a phone tab?

Speaker 19 (31:15):
Are you sting me right now?

Speaker 11 (31:17):
Bro?

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Your girlfriend aight to sent you up.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
She said, you're having a bunch of problems with your
iPad and you're like super dreading that customer service phone call.

Speaker 19 (31:24):
Later, I am having a bunch of problems with my iPad.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
It was very crazy.

Speaker 14 (31:29):
Aren't you glad I can hear you now?

Speaker 19 (31:31):
Yeah, it's great to feel like I'm talking to me troy.

Speaker 14 (31:34):
T I said, aren't you glad that I can hear
you now?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I need no, I need you to speak another language,
you know, Swahilin or oh monks. Do you want to
go back to monks? That's a good language. I can
speak fluent months.

Speaker 19 (31:48):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
Joke's over now, Yeah, joke's over now.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
If you didn't hear.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
The week of every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties, freaking Jeffery in the morning.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Let's say there's only a handful of situations where it'd
be okay to yell at the person you're out on
a date with, like if they're.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
About to step in front of a moving bus, I
don't know, or if they're wearing giant ear muffs on
a cold day so they can hear you yeah, Or
if they tell you that they've never seen the movie
How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yo, what do you mean you haven't seen it? Matthew
McConaughey and Kate Hudson to Love Fern. It is wilting
in its grave right now.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
But one of our listeners admits that she went off
on a guy in the first five minutes of their
hangout because of something he did at the dinner table.
Now she feels absolutely.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Terrible about it.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You're gonna find out what happened in your brand new
second date.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Update right after this second date update.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
If you think about it, dating these days is a
lot like the game Uno.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
You put one down.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
You draw two more, skip, reverse to someone from your past,
draw another four, skip again.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Give me a wild card.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
All you want to do is narrow it down to one,
but it never ends. You just can't get out what happens.

Speaker 10 (33:24):
If you hit.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
In a way, everybody loses.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
But one of our listeners says she feels like she
may have met her Uno.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh, that's cute.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
It's Spanish for the one Alexis. But there was a
wild card that was dealt to her early on in
their meetup, so let's talk to her and find out
about it.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Carolyn, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 16 (33:50):
Hey, thanks for having me.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited to hear about Uno.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Well, you said there is a wild card delta. What
did you mean by that?

Speaker 11 (34:00):
Well?

Speaker 17 (34:00):
I feel bad because I completely went off yelling at
the sky within like the first ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Wait, you were yelling at your date?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
What the heck?

Speaker 17 (34:12):
Yeah, but there's like a reason, and I mean, but
I feel bad about it, and I shouldn't have popped
off like that.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh my god, I cannot wait to hear this whole story.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 16 (34:21):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (34:22):
Well, we went to this restaurant and I put in
an order with like the waiter.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Okay, wa wait, hold on, did you already meet him there?
What's his name?

Speaker 17 (34:30):
His name is Jeremy? Okay, okay, And we had like
a couple of conversations, you know, like text and whatever,
But this is our first time meeting face to face.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Okay. So you're at the table or you're at a
walk up counter or something.

Speaker 17 (34:42):
We're at the table. We had just sat down, and
the server comes over, you know, pretty quickly, and asked
for our order. And I kind of looked at the
menu before we went, and I knew what I wanted.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
It is that is so Jose's move.

Speaker 17 (34:59):
So I put in my order and like we didn't
talk about it or anything. I just like gave the
waiter my order and then he sets in. He goes, actually, no,
we're not going to do that.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Whoa wait wait.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Wait, Jeremy, your date stepped in and was like, actually, no,
don't order that exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Wait was he talking to you or is he talking
to the waiter, because it's even more condescending if he
was just talking for you to the waiter. No.

Speaker 17 (35:23):
Yes, he was talking to the waiter.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
That's why I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa wow.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
So sounds like he had a game plan of he
was going to impress you with his menu and you
kind of went willy nilly on.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I would be upset too, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
The boy you should have done to go, oh, if
you really want this, let me just job.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
How do you know why did he do that?

Speaker 11 (35:41):
Well?

Speaker 17 (35:41):
I kind of went off with him, and I was like, well,
why are you controlling what I'm ordering? Like I look
at the menu, I really want this, Like this is
what I want. And then he said, like I've been
here before, and like you don't want to get that.
It's not very good and I'm trying to save you
from it, and like I swear like there's other better
things on the menu.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh my god, and waiters just standing there awkwardly. It's
a tough start.

Speaker 17 (36:03):
Yeah, Like it was so embarrassing because like I had
never been to this restaurant, Like I didn't know that
wasn't like their star dish.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
You know, how did he react to you yelling at him?
Was he apologetic or was he like should be?

Speaker 17 (36:20):
That's where I like kind of feel bad because he
was like super nice about it.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
We got back to the date and.

Speaker 17 (36:26):
Like it went really great from there, but like I
don't know, it was really.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Did you end up getting that dish or did you
get a different one like he said to do?

Speaker 17 (36:34):
I actually ended up getting a different dish.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Okay, Well, it does bring up a good question though,
because I know how Jose feels about this, But I
do want to ask the ladies, is it ever okay
for a guy to order for you or cancel your
order without talking to your first talking.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
No, she had every right to yell. I mean, how
would you feel if it was to do that to you,
Like it's the same thing, Like it's like anybody canceling
your order, Like it doesn't matter male or woman.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Well, the last time I went off on my mom
when we were at Red Robin, it just it kind
of created a scene when she put in my cheeseburger.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
I don't want the California Bird again.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
I love I want the Whiskey River Barbecue.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
You know that you love that?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I mean, why do they sell anything else? That is
very far?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
But yeah, it's different dynamic between that and a first date,
Like that's your first interaction in the first ten minutes.

Speaker 17 (37:26):
I also and I'm fully admitting to you guys, like
I popped off, like I looking back, Like my tone
was like a one hundred.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, but you said that he was apologetic. You know
it sounds like it didn't you know you had the
rest of the date to recover. Did you yell again? Ever?

Speaker 17 (37:45):
No, No, it went great, and like we even talked
about like seeing each other again and like how much
fun we were having. Why I'm like, WHOA, I don't know.
Is this why he's like not calling me back because
I went too hard?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Well, I don't blame you, and I don't think it either.
I mean, the thing is is that if you guys
had just had like thirty seconds to discuss the menu
together beforehand, all of it would have been avoided.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
And during that conbo, if a guy's ever going to
pull the chivalry move, it's hard.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
You have to be open and say, hey, would you
like to order?

Speaker 14 (38:14):
Would you like me to give.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
You a suggestion? Is it okay? Like you have to
say you don't just do it?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
And plus the waiter was right there too. Yeah, it's
witnessing all of it.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
It's just like a bad segn you that looked bad.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
He looked bad too.

Speaker 17 (38:26):
I have to say, like it was my initial reaction
because I've been in prior horrible controlling relationship.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Look at you with that baggage. Don't we all got it?

Speaker 6 (38:35):
You're short tempered, right?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
But the good news is they did plan at least
they said they were going to meet up and go
on another day.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
It's weird that he hasn't followed through on that though you.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Haven't left him many voicemails where you're yelling at him,
calling me, or all.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Caps text messages possibly.

Speaker 16 (38:55):
Anything no I promise.

Speaker 17 (38:56):
It was like none of that.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Well, then let's come back call Jeremy for you and
figure out what's going on and why he hasn't followed
through on his promises. Maybe will be the ones to
yell at him when we come back for your second.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Date update right after second date update.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Normally, when we hear about a woman screaming at a
man five minutes into their date, it's usually Brooke telling
us how her weekend went with her husband.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
See the issue.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
What do you mean you're tired and your back hurts me?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Honestly?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Come on, But this one happened on a first date
with our listener Carolyn because the waiter was at the
table when Carolyn put in her order for a dish,
and the guy immediately stepped in and said, actually, no,
she's not gonna have that.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Dude, God, that just rubs me the wrong way.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Even me, I who loves to be chiv, you don't
do that.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Like yeah, So Carolyn had a combination bad day going
plus gut reaction to him saying that, and just went.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Off on him.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
The thing is there was a good reason for it,
because he had actually tried that dish before when he
visited the restaurant and knew it was not good, so
he was attempting to step in and save her from
eating something she probably didn't want to.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I mean it, I want to hear the waiters point
of view from this.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Story, because that was the thing. The waiter was standing
right there. I mean, honestly, it was bad reaction from
both parties.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
But the good news is they did get past it
and ended up having a pretty good time together, even
planned out their next meetup at a different restaurant.

Speaker 14 (40:33):
And she said he was apologetic and actually nice about it.

Speaker 16 (40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
The weird part though, is that Jeremy's now being snaky
snake and not coming through on his promise of another date.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, I'm ball Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I mean, do you think you're going to go off
on him when we get him on the phone if
he says something not nice?

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Yeah, if you don't feel like doing it, Brooke will
yell at him for you.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
She's really good at it pop off.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
So yeah, you can handle it.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
The situation.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
Both you girls can go on.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
He's gonna be crying, Yeah, if he doesn't answer correctly.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Every guy likes a tag team, just not that type.
So I don't know. You never tried it, Jeff, all right,
maybe i'll try it after a week off.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
You always say no.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Yeah, I don't know how I feel. I just want
to call Jeremy see what he has to say. Hopefully
he picks up. But here we go. Hello, Hey is
this Jeremy?

Speaker 16 (41:25):
Yeah? Who's this?

Speaker 8 (41:26):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Jeremy? My name is Jeff. Who's talking to me?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay, funny? Ask what's up? Like you were trying to
be cool right there?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
We soup?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
I was cool, So what's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Well we almost made it twenty seconds into a phone
conversation without someone berating me. But it's fine, Jeremy. You're
on the radio right now with a show called Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
This is the show.

Speaker 16 (41:51):
Hey, Jeremy, Oh hello.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
We are doing a segment called a second Date Update,
and I'm not sure if you know what that is,
but we're attempting to help out one of our listeners
get a hold of you after you went out on
a date with.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
Her for real.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Yeah, it's a girl named Carolyn.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Why did you react that way?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I thought you guys ended the day by saying you
wanted to see her again.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
Yeah, and yeah, that is just what you say, you know,
when you're on a first date that isn't going well.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
We heard a lot, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
We do a lot of these calls where people ghost
after a first date. That's pretty normal, but usually it
doesn't happen after you make specific plans with that person
and pick out a restaurant. And that's why it's so
interesting to us, like, why you're not following through with
that promise?

Speaker 10 (42:52):
Gotcha? To be honest, in my mind, I was never
ever going to fall through with the second date.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Wait, and did you decide that?

Speaker 11 (43:00):
When?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Did you decide there was never going to be a
second date?

Speaker 10 (43:03):
Within like the first four or five minutes of the
first day.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
She told us about some of the things that happened
and that there was a big argument early on after
she put in an order. Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
But you know, you messed up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
We talked about her, well, is it just are you
turned off that she exploded and yelled at you because
there was an argument because to us, it sounded more
like it was a misunderstanding between the two.

Speaker 10 (43:31):
No, no, no, no, no, no, there's no misunderstanding. So she tried
to order six hundred dollars worth of caviatait.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
What what did you just say?

Speaker 18 (43:40):
What?

Speaker 16 (43:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (43:42):
You heard me? Yeah, she tried to order the most
expensive She flipped the man into the most expensive section
and then ordered the most expensive thing.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Wait, hold on, was it one of those restaurants where
they don't list the price? You know what I mean? Like,
maybe she didn't know.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
Oh no, she knew what she was doing.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Okay, you know what, Well, hold on, if you were
already turned off in the first five minutes, why did
you say that you wanted to go out with her
again and plan a whole date.

Speaker 10 (44:10):
Because when if somebody orders six hundred dollars worth of
caviar and within five minutes of a first date, I
don't know they're going to have They're going to react
to any situation in life.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
So I'm just like, hey, hey, you're trying to just
I mean, to come to her defense. Listen, like she
ordered it. You said, no, she got upset because she
thought you were controlling her, not because I mean, she
didn't mention the price at all too.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Oh he's like a rich Q.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It sounded like she actually felt bad and she didn't
end up ordering it.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Yeah. When I when I jumped in and told her
that we can go to another restaurant get even better
caviare that's the only time that she you know, then
she started apologizing.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh oh oh, she got those caviar dreams.

Speaker 10 (44:50):
Yeah, and before that she was just calling me cheap.
And then if I can't afford to go out with
the woman, she just paid for it by herself.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I mean, just really, Natty, I mean, I don't know
if she could afford that, she could be your sugar moment.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
There's no way she'd afford that. She was just saying
that to make me feel bad.

Speaker 18 (45:09):
Order.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Well, we don't know if she could afford it or
not unless we actually ask her.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
I don't know, Jeremy. I have to tell you.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Carolyn is on the other line right now, listening to
this conversation.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Oh way, Carolyn, are you there?

Speaker 17 (45:26):
Oh yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
What the hell, Carolyn?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
You didn't tell us you were trying to order six
hundred dollars in caviar.

Speaker 17 (45:32):
Oh please, that is cheap, like come on.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Cheap.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
No one should order that.

Speaker 17 (45:39):
Ever, Yeah, I mean I have gone on plenty of
dates where that is protocol, Like that is nothing for them.
I mean you must be going on like cheap dates
with cheap people, and I mean hot long it's okay, Like,
that's not.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
How I am.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
You got it right on the nose with.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I'd argue if it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Carolyn. Clearly there was things that were not yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Messing between and that was not about control at all.
That was about his bank account.

Speaker 17 (46:07):
I mean I thought we had like a great conversation afterwards,
and like, at no point did you say anything to
me about money or like it was too extensive, like
that was never brought up.

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Yeah to me, first date, I'm not cheap. It's a
first date. We're trying to get to know each other,
and you're basically putting down a six hundred dollars retainer
for your first date.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
You know, but it's it's ridiculous, like an invoice.

Speaker 10 (46:28):
You didn't even ask me if I even like caviar.
You just went ahead and ordered it, and you, like
what I.

Speaker 17 (46:34):
How it is like I didn't know I needed to
ask permission? Okay, do you want the hot dog.

Speaker 16 (46:38):
I mean who else that?

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yeah, it's a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I mean, were you going to eat the whole thing
at Caviar by yourself?

Speaker 7 (46:45):
No, of course not.

Speaker 17 (46:46):
It was like, you know, a serving per two. So
I mean that's perfect, that's like romantic.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
It is cute because they give you the brand.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
And like the I think it's interesting that you're not
seeing his side of this all.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
One at all, Like I.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Carolyn, are you more upset about the money thing, or
are you more upset about him making up a story
about another date and not following through on that?

Speaker 17 (47:09):
I mean both, Let's be honest. I mean we lied
about everything. Like I thought, we had this great conversation.
You said you wanted to go on a second date, Like,
where is all that information?

Speaker 10 (47:18):
You're not really like?

Speaker 17 (47:19):
So is that not a thing?

Speaker 10 (47:21):
No, I've had more engaging conversations with my house plans.

Speaker 17 (47:24):
Oh wow, one of your house plans. Then, I'm sure
a snake plan is perfect for you? She got maybe
I will I will.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
What I'm hearing here is a lot of passion, is
that what you're And passion is the foundation of a
strong relationship, right, Brooke?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I hear a lot of house plans dying, Jess.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Well, let's maybe we can help pour a little fertilizer
on it and bring it back to life, because we
would love to offer to send you to on another
date on us.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
So don't say that she orders six hundred dollars caviar.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
It's on Brook.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, twelve hundred dollars worth of caviar for everybody, if
you too, will see each other again.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
I would rather go on a date myself than with her.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Oh that's not really the burn that you think. It is.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Me too, that's just what you do.

Speaker 10 (48:20):
Yeah, she's just out here trying to get free expensive meals.
I would know.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Oh so she's a foodie. Call I like it.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Call for her.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
She's a car No, all right, Carolyn, that's not the one.
Being a foody call isn't the worst thing to be.

Speaker 10 (48:34):
I mean whatever, he's lame. I don't even care anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Okay, all kay, Well, I'm sure that you'll be able
to find a guy that can actually afford your dates.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
It probably just lives in like Dubai or.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Thirty Falcons.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
My guess is he sixty five years old?

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Yeah, but let us know if you find him. Okay, Carolyn,
because we want to meet that dude.

Speaker 16 (48:55):
You got it.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, brooking Jeffrey in
the morning. There comes a time in every man's life
when he has to decide do I want to pay
my rent or blow all that money on a six
hundred dollars caviar dish to impress my date?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
And apparently, according to her, there's only one right answer.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
That's right.

Speaker 17 (49:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
In a shocking move, though, Jeremy chose to keep a
roof over his head like a total cheapo. Yeah, so
it didn't work out between the two. I do feel like, though,
if you are on a date and you're ordering a
shared appetizer and the dish costs more than one hundred bucks,
maybe discuss it before.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Believe that he took her to a I don't even
know if I've been to a restaurant with this, I mean,
maybe six dollars caviar, and that she was still complaining,
like guaranteed her plate, like her dinner already costs so
much money? Set, but of course with the crab on top, Jose.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
You and I should go to a nice seafood restaurant.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
After he was yeah, pay and we gotta get you know,
jeff isn't pay ye get some good.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Sturgeon caviar though it's pretty cheap.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I mean, yes, sorry, girls, you're not invited. But if
you if you go out on a date recently, whether
it's a normal date or a bro date, we can
always help you get in touch with that person afterwards.
Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
you back.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I feel like our country right now is in its
pickle era.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
What do you mean, Jeffrey in the morning, Like the
game pickle or the food.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
We were doing. We're getting more pickle news lately than
ever before. Remember the other.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Week we talked about those pickle button sandwiches in New
York that we're going viral.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, where they're making the whole sand they're using pickle
instead of bread. Oh it looks so good.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
We all tasted snicker pickles, hollowed out pickles with Snickers
bar stuffed inside.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Remember that was actually kind of good.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Not to mention, better than the kit kats with ketchup.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh god, yeah, not to mention. Pickle ball all is
taking over and now more pickle news because in California
there's a place going viral for their creation called pickle Boats.
We'll have the photo up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffery and showing everybody right now, Brook, describe

(51:18):
what you're seeing in the picture.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Okay, I pictured a small little pickle on water. It's
not that type of boat.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
It's not sailing on an ocean.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
They're using a pickle as if it was a baked
potato essentially. You know, it looks like they're hollowing it
out and they're filling it with just delicious everything everything.
It looks like cheese, sour cream, mushrooms, whatever they can
get their hands on.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
It's like almost like a yeah, you get to choose
what toppings you put on your half of a pickle.
And one of the favorites right now is Natella Peanut,
butter and pretzel.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Pickle boats who.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Salty sweet and you can do whatever they have, flaming hot, cheetos,
bacon bits, cream cheese. I'm sure Brook, they can do
like a garlic quenewan clam pickle boat for you.

Speaker 9 (52:06):
If you asked for that, with the seafood, all the flavors,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Honestly, think of like a tunamel inside a pickle. Oh dude,
that sounds so good.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yes, goodness, sure are we pickled out yet?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Though it's so much pickle.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I don't like them. I feel like I have to
now about to start.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Okay, well, here's something to tickle your pickle because Laser
Stories is coming up.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
We're gonna do it right after this.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
It's the radio segment that petitioned NBC to do a
side broadcast during the Paris Games called the gen Z Olympics,
featuring the swipe cathalon and risnastics.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
It makes sense all the athletes are gen Z.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Basically, yeah, who does the best discmy out from their phone?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
You're gonna have to tune in to find out.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
stories throughout the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got a laser. Those other olymp Big X just
don't this first Laser Stories out of Indiana. Recently, it
was National Lasagna Day?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
How did I know?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
How did you not celebrate?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
And someone may have been attempting to celebrate with a
very special batch of the cheesy stuff. That person was
forty six year old's Regina Davis. She's a nurse at
a local prison, and when she came to work the
other day, like all employees, she had to pass through
an X ray machine and a security check.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
When she did, a guard looked at her lunch, which
was a rather large batch of lasagna.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
But don't judge how much a woman eats.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
You thought it looks suspicious, Please don't tell me.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
In the shape of a knife.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I'm not really sure how thing of lasagna can look suspicious,
but the guards thought so, so they dug through it
and found several packages wrapped in electrical tape that contained
about three ounces of raw cocaine.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
I bet they saw that enough.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
She's a nurse.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
She probably had a prescription for it.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Or I'm sure she was just following the ingredients online.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Yeah, supposed to be cheese.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Regina claims she didn't know about the drugs.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Of course she did it.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
She said she'd been over at a friend's house getting
a tattoo when the woman there gave her the food.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Why do I still believe the tattoo part.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I think that's The guards did not buy her story,
so they looked through her phone turns out she had
photos of the wrapped drug packages from the day earlier
in there.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Oh my god, so clearly that didn't look good Regina.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
After that, Regina was arrested on two felony narcotics trafficking charges.
She has pleaded not guilty and is now claiming that
she did it because she was getting threatening messages.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Oh now she's getting threatening messages.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
She's also like, well, then what am I going to
do with my cracks to flame? Good food going away?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
You should try your keys.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
This next Lazer story is out of Europe. One of
the largest most unique collections hit the auction block this week.
The owner is seventy seven year old Mary Jacobs, and
she's been collecting bedpans from around the world for.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Over forty years. Oh my god, they're not I mean
they're clean.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
So why why would you want to collect those?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
It all started when she found a cool one at
a Salvation army back in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I've never seen a cool bedpan. Maybe I'd change my
mind if I came across wrong thrift.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Apparently now she has over one hundred and sixty three
unique and ornate toilet.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Tins that's on her dating profiles.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
If a seventy seven year old had a dating profile,
I would just be impressed with that alone. She even
had a special closet built to display her collection.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
At her home.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
But she's finally ready to cash in, and according to
her auction posts, the collection includes classics such as The
Douche Slipper and A Joneswar Relaxed five thousand, I'm.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Start to relax five thousand. I would eat my words
over here.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Mary waited as the auction date neared to see how
many thousands of people would be buying for the unusual
and very exclusive antiques.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
She dreamed of what.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
She would do with all that extra money, maybe take
an exotic vacation or buy a new car. Sadly, not
one person bid on her bedpands, even like I.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Would have do a pity bid for sure.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
I mean, you guys all want to throw in twenty
bucks and.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Go okay, save jose having to run out to the
bathroom every time.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Actually is yeah, coming empty, and I will do that.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
It's been a few days since the auction house told
her the bad news. As for her reaction, she says
she really doesn't understand since, according to her they're clean
washed and in fantastic condition.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Fantastic.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Mary believes they just went with the wrong auction House's problem.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
You need to go to the bedpand experts.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
She's planning on trying a different sales approach next month.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
Wow, Oh, we're gonna.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Hear a headline, beyonces.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
He showed her this next laser stories out of restaurant World.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Chipotle is launching its first ever beauty product, a lipstain
called Liphotle. It's all part of a partnership with wonder Skin,
a TikTok famous lipstain that's reportedly purchased every fifteen seconds.
So working together Chipotle and Wonderskin belief they've come up
with a product that they call a burrito proof lipstain,

(58:13):
you know, like bulletproof, like burrito proof that'll let you
scarf down some barbacoa and look fancy doing it. The
lip stain applies just like a regular lip gloss, and
it has its own dark green, guacamole inspired look. It
should last for close to ten hours, and Chipotle would
like you to know that's up to three meals.

Speaker 11 (58:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
How intimidating when you walk up into a Chipotle with
the Chipotle lipstick, and the employees are like, oh, she
means business.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Yeah, you know she's gonna pay extra for that guata.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
As for how you'll feel wearing Lipotle, the VP of
brand Marketing says, it's a sensory journey like walking down
the front line out of Chipotle.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Confident and classy.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
How I always feel. I'm ordering my burrito bowl.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
You can buy it now for twenty nine bucks and
find the link on our Insta stories.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Yeah, it's up on our instant stories. That Brooke and Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
How did it cost more than the guacamole?

Speaker 5 (59:11):
This next Lazer story is out of Hatastic Central.

Speaker 11 (59:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
I'm not sure the average American eats this much produce,
but here's a weird kitchen hack if you do. Some
people online are swearing by this where you can wash
large amounts of fruits and vegetables in your dishwasher.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Oh yeah all hot?

Speaker 11 (59:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Oh yeah, super hot?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
How washed you just rinse some?

Speaker 14 (59:36):
For God's saying steam cherries.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
The idea went viral after someone posted a video of
their mom doing it. No, but experts say it's not
actually a great idea.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
Yeah, people that wash their chicken.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Dishwashers are designed to clean hard surfaces like glass, so
really soft stuff like tomatoes might get pulverized.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
In there O night but will Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
You said it's like soft water.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
But the bigger issue is the residual soap that's in
the dishwasher. You really don't want to be eating that
or any rinse aid that you preloaded, else.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
You're gonna need one of those bedpans.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
That the FDA says.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
The best thing to do is just rinse stuff in
the sink like a normal person would, and not until
you're actually ready to use it and eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I don't understand the hacks for things that literally take
thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
I know it's already.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
So easy if you watch stuff early and put it
back in the fridge wet bad.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
The extra moisture can actually make it spoil faster.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Oh, you never want to watch those berries especially, You
just leave those until you get about NATO.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Don't as for what else you can use the dishwasher for.
This guy likes to use it as a hot tub
for him and the ladies.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
I'm exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
He assess it to extra phoam less the fun unfold.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
And that sounds these laser stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again the same
time on.

Speaker 11 (01:00:56):
Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
We've got a new player named Blake on the phone,
who I think might be an actual hero really because
he is trying to keep us all safe. What I
mean by that is he is currently in college studying
cyber security.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Ah, you're about to make a lot of money, brother,
and that he's going to go against it, turn evil
and become a hacker.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Oh man, I hope he might be studying how to
cyber with someone securely. I'm not sure which one of
my phone screener means either way. Welcome to our show, Blake.

Speaker 13 (01:01:40):
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Having me all right, So, how many times have you
used the password one, two, three, four when you've set
up your accounts at school?

Speaker 13 (01:01:49):
I have never, But honestly, I use pretty simple passwords,
which I know.

Speaker 16 (01:01:53):
I said, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
They say, do you have to take a whole class
just on passwords? And that's it.

Speaker 13 (01:01:59):
It's pretty much every single one of my classes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Is if the teacher required every student to have a
password before entering.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
The end of the semester.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
It's like you guys have to hacking and change your
own grades.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
You figure out how to hack into the computer the college.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
It just created a bunch of like internet terrorists.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
You can't bust them if you don't know how to
do the work you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
All right, just remember that we're on your.

Speaker 14 (01:02:31):
Good side, Blake when you become the biggest hacker in
the world.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
In the meantime, let's get to the game here, Brooks
leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
can say past. But you have to beat Brooke alright,
if you want to win.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Are you ready?

Speaker 16 (01:02:47):
I am?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Your time starts now. Today is National Avocado Day, which
North American country produces most of the world's avocados. The
tip of the Washington Monument is of the earth's most
abundant metal.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
What is it? Uh stone?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
What type of creature is a barracuda? What do they
call the little paper flag on the top of a
Hershey's kiss?

Speaker 13 (01:03:13):
A uh path?

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Which Disney princess has a raccoon as a sidekick? Three?
Still answer one.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
And time is up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
I'm sorry, Blake. Let's go bring Brooke back into the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Fun fact about Blake this summer, he owns a photography
business and is going to a beach in Oregon to
take pictures there.

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
Oh so wow, you have a great balance in life.
You're an outdoorsy nature photographer and then you're.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
At secret, dark supercomputer hack.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I never said he was taking photos of nature while
he's on the beach.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Who knows who he's taking pictures?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Blake, you gotta get permission from that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Now it is Brooks turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Today is National Avocado Day, which North American country produces
most of the world's avocados. The tip of the Washington
Monument is made of the earth's most abundant metal.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Metal? Iron?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
What type of creature is a barracuda fish? What do
they call the little paper flag on the top of
a Hershey's kiss?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Uh flag?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
A little which Disney princess has a raccoon as a sidekick?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Oh, Poconas?

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
How many state flags of an animal on them? More
or less than ten?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I'm gonna say more?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
All right? Those are the answers. Let's go to the
scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
I suppose you have a problem with that too, Millennials,
I just use my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
You got one correct, alright, Brook you did get one
extra question.

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
In and yes you didn't need it, you got four.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Sorry about that, Blake. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
It's National Avocado Day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
The North American country that produces most of the world's
avocado is Mexico. Yeah, forty five percent of them come
from Mexico. That's a second in the world is the
US of just twelve percent. The tip of the Washington
Monument is made of the earth's most abundant metal, which
is aluminum.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
That gets so hot in the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
The US government said they wanted the cap to look flashy.
The type of creature that's a barracuda. That's a kind
of fish. The little paper barracuda barracuda. The little paper
flag on top of a Hershey's kiss is called a
plume just because it looks like a little plume of smoke.

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
The Disney princess with a raccoon as a sidekick is Pocahuntis,
and there are more than ten state flags with an
animal on it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Twenty one states have at least one or more animals.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Do we have a popular animal or do we not
know that?

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Don't ask me questions.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Sorry to Blake, it was not enough to beat Brooke today,
but just for playing, we are going to send you
a pair of tickets to see thunder Down Under perform
at the snow Call Me Casino on August sixteenth. Also,
go study for your finals while watching thunder Down Under.

Speaker 16 (01:06:22):
Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Hey Blake, thanks for coming on man, you welcome back anytime.

Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
Okay, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:06:30):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
All right, Blake, good job.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
We'll be back to do win Brooks buckst same time
tomorrow

Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.