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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Full show time. We got one hour. Whether you can
endure it or not, let's find out.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, hey, welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're very, very grateful that you're here. And we got a.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Brand new awkward Tuesday coming up. That's wild because the
listener who called in for it definitely lied to us
about his intentions.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah. Yeah, and I love today's frank phone call.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh yeah, it involved a call from prison, which is
always a plus in exactly, so definitely stick around for that.
And we always love to start with your comments. What
do you see Alexis.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, Adrian said, Hi, I haven't listened to the episode,
but I'm leaving a comment for me in the future,
so you have to read my comments. And hey, don't
forget to switch your laundry and please change your underwear.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Love you guys.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yes, I did both of those things this weekend days
ago wend.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so I got a couple of weeks
you know. Actually, hey, we haven't comment to remind me
in like.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
A week or two.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, Adrian needs to be more specific on how frequently
she wants.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, that's good, He'll say. That's all right, let's give
this full show started right now.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
a big issue on her hands, our own. Brook Fox
cannot speak. Her voice suddenly went out, which is kind
of a problem when your job is to talk on
the radio. But luckily she is getting an assist today.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
Brooke, Hi, everyone, I am so sorry this happened, but
I lost my voice today.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Brook's using a robot voice to help her communicate itself.
She types it and then the robot says it. So
that's kind of nice, right right, Brook?

Speaker 7 (01:48):
This new voice I have is rather cheeky, don't you fancy?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Okay, Brook, let's not let's not abuse the British robot
lady here. Can we try to be a little bit
professional translating this into no she's typing when it just
says it.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
I'm just saying, if you have a crumpet right now,
that maybe you can wallydop it in a spot of tea.
That's what I would do, mate.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Normaltyah, Now you're half British and half Jack Sparrow. It's
getting it's honestly, it's getting a little bit ridiculous. Can
you just be normal? You just say something normal with
your robot voice.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Don't get all randy now we've only just met a tesco.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
What we don't have a tesco around here, but what
the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (02:34):
It is a possibility that I get proper randy after
one glass of prosecco.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, at least at least that does kind of sound
a little bit like broke. Still, yikes, this is Brooke.
I'm not liking this.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Sounds like someone's been having a naughty little natta behind
closed doors.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I don't even know it. And maybe that means let's
just stop. Okay, let's let's turn off the robotic system
to say hello. Don't you probably offended half of England
at this point, so let's just move on. We're gonna
go to the stock collar question of the day and
I'm not sure exactly how we're going to manage this,
but Bok coffee. It's a British collyeah, British polite coffee.

(03:17):
Let's send it over to our digital producer, who is
British in all the right places.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Doop whatever robot nonsense you're doing right now, and show
some respect. Judge Judy's birthday Today we celebrate the Queen
of courtroom smackdowns. The woman who yells how dare you?
And it kind of sounds poetic.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Oh yeah, she does.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
She's been dishing out zingers and life lessons since the
early nineties and the only way to honor her properly
is to put her up against an equally talented titan
of the courtroom.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Oh that's why.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
Today we're doing a special who said it? Judge Judy
or Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Addition, when they speak, they both sound so similar.

Speaker 9 (04:07):
This is gonna be tough Kim results to come back
right now.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Yeah, and when you know it, it's also Kim Kardashian's birthday,
is it. She's trying to pass the bar, right, So saying.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
What if we have judge came in the future, Like seriously,
that'd be awesome.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'd watch the judges.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
So you guys, say number one through twenty, I'll give
you a wise quote. You just have to tell me
was that spoken by the Honorable Judge Judith Shindland or
Kimberly Kardashian. Future Attorney at Laws will start with the
woman whose hairstyle is illegally blonde?

Speaker 10 (04:45):
Five?

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Number five, alexis your quote? Is this? I only started
wearing underwear a month ago, and I never wore underwear
until then.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Please don't be judge. Is that Kim or Judge day?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Maybe it's uncomfortable for Judge juice all day?

Speaker 5 (05:01):
It's got to be so breezy underd Yeah, you want
to let it breathe a little bit, No, Jel, you do.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Brook's trying to agree with you, by the.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Way, exactly, if there's a time to go underwear free,
it's underneath a giant broom of law.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Are you giving?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Brook is doing sign language.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Brook really wants me to say Judge Judy.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, she's nodding her head.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yes, But I do think it is Kim.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
Kard Despite Brooks protesting, alexisays Kim Kardashian. Wow, Brook, how's
this gonna go? Do you have a number you could say?
Or to God?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Okay, number one? Brook.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
Your line of dialogue is quote, I eat morons like
you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this was over.
I was that entrepreneur Kim Kardashian or beatn up Justice Judge.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I'm Sometimes when the Kardashian sisters are talking, things get
kind of heated.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, Corn, Yeah, total stop.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I feel like Kim's here, but I don't know. Brook,
this is going to be your answer that okay, how
do you uh, how do you want to answer?

Speaker 7 (06:16):
That's Kim Kardashian. I know that because I am wearing
her skims right now.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
So cheeky, cheeky.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
She gets more than just underwear. She makes all clothes
you can wear.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Broadcasting Kim not to be too inside baseball. I'm also
wearing skims right now, says Kim k I'm sorry. That
was Judge June.

Speaker 11 (06:39):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Try does she just give.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
The universal.

Speaker 12 (06:44):
Robot?

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Brook is oh for one all time? If you're we're
going to Jose, one in five are off the board
seven number seven. Jose, your quote is as follows. There's
a lot of baggage that comes with us, but it's
like Louis Vaton baggage you always wanted. Was that Kimberly
Noel Kardashian or Judge Judith Susan Shiny.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh my gosh, well it could have been like a legal.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Case about a stolen Louis Vaton or was it fake
and the judge was asking?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
But I think in my heart, we're going Kim k Jake.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
In his heart he says Kim K. His heart doesn't
betray him. Nailed that one, Jose Jeffrey, it's Judge Judy's
birthday and Kim K's birthday, so we're getting judgmental over
you and seven are off.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
The board fourteen fourteen quote.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when
I'm naked most of the time. Now, hang on, Jeffrey,
carefully on this one. Think it through. Take your time.
Did Kim Kardashian say that? Or was it eighty three
year old Judge Judy?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Judge Judy.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Wants naked Judge Judy so want But that's the thing
you don't need, Judy, Bruce, is that what you're saying?
You don't really know what's going on behind the giant
judge stamped.

Speaker 10 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, it's like a big old box.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, all you can see he is from like the
neck down, so you never know. But I'm definitely gonna
need to google like til you get pictures naked videos,
but I'm not gonna go to Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Jeffrey says, Kim Kardashian that is, and that means that
Robot Brook has lost Today's edition up twenty.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
All right, Brooke, well you're gonna be getting shocked right
in the throat, which is already doing so well anyway.
So let's have you saying Living on a Prayer by
bon Jovi.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Whoa.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
You hit notes that you've never been able to hit before.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
She was at this level during regular period.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Dogs are barking everywhere. That's your shock collar question. The
other day. We got your phone tap coming up in
just a few minutes.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
We all had big dreams when we were kids for
what we wanted to be when we got older. Jeff
I know Alexis wanted to open her own spray tand
shop Wow one day. Jose wanted to start a plant
farm with big green leafy Me personally, I tried everything

(09:34):
to not end up rich and privileged. It's just how
I was raised. And for Brook, what did she dream of? Yeah,
when she was six years old, she went and sat
on her mama's lap, put her arms around her and said, Mama,
I don't care about money or toys. My big dream

(09:54):
in life is to always be right about everything. And
look at her now, loving her dream. By crushing all
of our listeners, in trivia every single day of the week.
Will her dream continue? We'll find out when we play
coming up. Do you believe in magic? Because Brooks got

(10:26):
a fun little magic trick where she can make your
self confidence disappear in one sentence. Oh, there it goes.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'm worthless.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
I feel it.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
She did it, and she's hoping to disappear the confidence
of today's challenger, Eric, which shouldn't be too hard, Brooke,
because you've already beaten him twice before and tied him once.
Oh hey, Eric, how's your self confidence today?

Speaker 13 (10:52):
I'm I'm ready, I'm I'm pump today.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, Yeah, I mean I just like to know after
the two times you lost on this show, who teased
you the most about it?

Speaker 13 (11:06):
Probably my wife?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, the way Brook likes it.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Just see the opportunity when you see it.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
All right, Brook, got a head out of the studios.
We can get to the game with Eric. You got
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
have to beat her out right if you want to win.
Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (11:25):
I'm ready?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
All right? Hold on to that confidence. Don't let go
of it. Eric, You got this, but good luck. Your
time starts now. On this day in nineteen seventeen, Dizzy
Gillespie was born. Was he a baseball player, musician, or boxer?
Name the mascot for the Little Caesars pizza? What river

(11:48):
runs through Egypt? The famous Hindenburg blimp was filled with
what flammable gas?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
What creamy Italian cheese is? Additionally using dishes like lasagna
and stuffed shells. There we go, Eric, making me hungry
with that. Well done. Brook's coming back into the studio now,
and since Eric has been on the show, we already
know a little bit about him. So occasionally we like
to ask our players, who is the most famous person

(12:21):
that you've ever spoken with? And actually Eric had two
answers for this. What were they? Eric Willie from Duck
Dynasty and Mike congrim.

Speaker 13 (12:36):
Yeah, Brooke and I did a.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Bell ringing event once with him.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Oh yeah, it's interesting. Out of the famous people you
ever spoke with, you didn't mention Brook even though you've spoken.

Speaker 11 (12:51):
To her.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
In person.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It does look like the Dynasty guy, I have a
lot better winning record than Homegroun did.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Oh wow, took them to the very first Super Bowl
that they ever went to.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I was there.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I was there and it hurt me.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
Still.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Well, it's turning into a very gloomy day here, so
let's just keep going, Brook.

Speaker 11 (13:16):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Yeah, your time starts now. On this day in nineteen seventeen,
Dizzy Gillespie was born. Was he a baseball player, musician
or boxer musician? Name the mascot for Little Caesar's Pizza?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Uh Caesar?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
What river runs through Egypt?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
The Nile?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
The famous Hindenburg blimp was filled with what? Flammable gas?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Hydrogen?

Speaker 11 (13:38):
What?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Creamy? Italian cheese is traditionally used in dishes like lasagna
and stuffshells. Hatta not Elsa from Frozen but Ella is
the real name of which Disney princess.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh beauty.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
All right, we'll see if that's right. First, we had
a head on over the scoreboard to check out how
you both did with Jose.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
In front of their children and just look at their
loser lives.

Speaker 13 (14:00):
And then they'll come in they say, I can't process it.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
Well, no, and you never will stop trying to sit
back and enjoy the show.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
But I feel it, man, Eric, you got to today?

Speaker 13 (14:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Ye oh no, that's the same tone when people meet
Brook in person.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yep, Eric, you got to Brook four.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I screwed up those Seahawks facts. So yeah, that was embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
I'm sorry, man. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
On this day in nineteen seventeen, Dizzy Gillespie was born.
He was a famous musician, a jazz trumpeter.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Dude that I could have equally been any of those.

Speaker 11 (14:47):
I know.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
I told our producer, we need more trivia questions about
famous musicians from over one hundred years ago.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I EXUSI famous trumpet player.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Yes, hopefully we have more of that. Really well, absolutely real.
He was going to make the ratings sore. The mascot
for Little Caesar's pizza that would be Little Caesar. We
did not give you that because he's not Caesar. He's
Little Caesar.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
The river that runs through Egypt is the Nile River.
Famous Hindenburg blimp was filled with hydrogen is the flammable gas.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
How funny would that balloon?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
All right, humanity balloons, just.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
A little bit off on that one. Eric, The creamy
Italian sheese traditionally used in lasagna and stuffshell would be
ricotta cheese. And we're not talking about Elsa from Frozen.
But Ella is the real name of Cinderella Ella because
she worked around the fire cleaning and so she was
covered in cinders and that gave her the nickname cinder Ella.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Your nickname was Cinderella.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah, so, Eric, man, I'm sorry once again, just barely
wasn't enough to beat Brooke. But here's the good news.
Just for being here, we're giving you a twenty five
dollars Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme park,
or online in the Disney store.

Speaker 13 (16:07):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Man? Is self confidence? Brook, Look what happened you?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
We warned him. You know, it's like when you go
on a scary ride and then you come out scared.
That's gonna be what happens.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Okay, but you could you could do the noble thing
and give them a little bit of confidence back with
one positive comment.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
You are a great husband because your wife is going
to give you a lot of crap for this and
you will take it. So good for you, exactly, I
don't know if Yeah, all right, Eric, if your head
ever gets too big, you're always welcome to call into
the show.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
We'll knock you down a bag, Okay, alright, all right,
come back and play against We're gonna do a phone.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
Tap right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
When your significant other asks you to do something, you
actually have a few options there. You could a just
do it sure, or you should probably. You could be
say you'll do it and then fortuitously forget Oh oops,
yeah did I say that? Or go with secret options.
See where you find the one loophole that makes sure

(17:12):
the task gets done without you actually having to do
it yourself.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I like how none of these options are.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
You could just look around and notice it needs to
be done and do it yourself.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
That'll being told.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Read your wife's mind and what she wants to get
it from you before she even asked, Michael, you don't
make what I'm thinking for dinner right before.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
I get home.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's not read my mind. Pick up your own damn
towel that's on the floor. Okay, it's there, you see it.
Pick it up?

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Is it me? Or is Brook speaking like a totally
different language.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
I don't know what's going on, but that's exactly what
one of our listeners managed to do when his wife
told him that you're in charge of one thing now, okay,
and what he did next. I'm not saying what he
did was the right thing, but it's certainly and his
wife is none the wiser. You're gonna hear it in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.

Speaker 11 (18:07):
He confession. I can't take that.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
Earl Arms.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Mouse speak text to seven eighty five nine, who says,
my cat, who never sits on my lap, actually sat
on my lap this morning.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's so excited.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
And she's still there right now.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Don't move, don't move.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I called in sick to work today so that she
could sit on me as long as she wants.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
You should that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
You don't think the boss would have given him the
day off of via just called in and told the truth,
Like my cat's shown me love for the very first time.
I can't come in today and count on my lap.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
He's like, take the week off.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
So you don't want to risk it.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
See the thing is, you can come and tell the
truth here on the mass speaker because we change your
voice and keep you anonymous so the entire world can
safely hear your sea secrets while we perr like happy
little kidies in your lap. And today we have a
guy who wants to come clean using the fake name Vinnie. So, Vinnie,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
Very thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
All right, Vinny, got any cats around or.

Speaker 11 (19:13):
No, I had no cats around unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
No, okay, it's not gonna be a cat confession. But
we're still excited to hear from you because the voice
changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
let's hear it.

Speaker 11 (19:25):
Yeah. So it was about a few months ago my
wife sat me down and she had a serious talk
with me.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Oh that doesn't sound good.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, it's not a good sign that you're wanting to
share this anonymously.

Speaker 14 (19:38):
Yeah, I love us to talk about Well, she told
me that as a grown man, I should be able
to do my own laundry, and so from that moment forward,
she was done doing my laundry for me.

Speaker 15 (19:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh what okay? Were you embarrassed by that?

Speaker 11 (19:56):
Embarrassed? No, I mean she's been doing my laundry since
we've been married, so it was it was more of
a blind side than an embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh oh wow, okay, I mean obviously she's feeling probably
pretty upset, like there's not a very good balance of
housework in the home.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Is that true.

Speaker 11 (20:13):
Well, I don't know if that's necessarily true, because we
both have the things that we cover, and laundry was
one of the things that she always covered. And we
have three kids together and she always does their laundry.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Que oo, poor woman.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, well I'm sure you know you contribute something to
the household.

Speaker 11 (20:31):
Yeah. Absolutely, I do the yard work. Things need to
be fit. You know, when she's busy doing launder I'm
not just sitting there drinking a beer and watching her.
You know, I'm doing my own things.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Okay, says like a fair trade. I'll do some of
my laundry, you mow some of the yard.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, that's kind of how my family worked that way.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
It's not a very good sign that she's upset and
having to sit down and like have this big talk
with you about it.

Speaker 11 (20:53):
Ultimately, I was just like, Okay, you feel strongly about
this fair point. But you know, at the same time,
I hate doing long and I know this sounds chilly,
but like I'm just not good at it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh, want a cop out?

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I don't separate anything, yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Everything, And there's literally no skill involved to washing.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
All sudden you have to sort the white colors from
the darker colors, and the color blindness.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
You know, is this black or white?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
I can't tell you. You don't know people's plight, Brooks.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm having a hard time staying on your side.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Disappointment when you do it yourself and you're like, oh God,
I did this, like.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Crap, webinars, ignorance or anything.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Okay, what's the position you're in so hard?

Speaker 11 (21:41):
That's not the conflict that I'm facing because I said,
fair point, I'll do it myself, but honestly, because I
hate it and I'm not good at it. It just
started piling up and she got upset with me.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yes, it's even worse.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, yeah, because you said you do it and now
you're not doing it.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
Yeah. So she ended up. She got into the habit
of before she went to work, she leaves before I.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Do it works full time too, Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (22:05):
The file of laundry and throw it in either the
backseat or the trunk of my car.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Okay, just to mess up your car.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I see. So you guys are that healthy spot of Mary?

Speaker 11 (22:16):
She said it was to get the mess out of
the house because if I wasn't going to do it.
She didn't want to look at it. And then she said,
just stop by a laundromat if you don't want to
do it yourself. But honestly, like that's still a lot
of work from her.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Okay, oh yeah, Jeffie, you're gonna have to take over this.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Let me quickly.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Brook is really feeling sympathetic.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You can't even go to the laundermat. Yeah, pay someone
to do it for you.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
So now what are you Where are you at? Do
you have any clean clothes?

Speaker 11 (22:43):
Well? Yes, I do have clean clothes now. So bottom
line is, my wife has kind of been in a
fight with her mom for a little bit. They've been
on the outs. Things have been pens. They haven't spoken
to each other. So I'm still speaking to her mom.
I swung by her house. I told her, you know
what was happening. I said, she's making me do the
laundry now. And I try to be sympathetic and you know,

(23:04):
be objective and share the argument and take my wife's
side and defend her.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Defend her against her own mom. Her own mom is like, no,
you work full time and have three children, you better
do that.

Speaker 11 (23:15):
Man's well, her mom is retired and her mom sort
of felt bad about the situation, so her mom offered
to do my laundry for So.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
You're going behind your wife's back to the mother that
she's not speaking with, just so you can get your
laundry done.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Wow. Yeah basically, oh wow, you just one marriage. Congratulate
you found the ultimate life at We're all just jealous
of you at this point.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
If your wife finds out you aren't married anymore, Yeah,
that was like really not good. I mean talk about backstaffing.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
You did swear her mom to secrecy on this.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Yeah, yes, And at this point, I feel like everybody's
winning because her mom feel feels connected to our family.
I'm getting my laundry done, My wife doesn't have to
do my laundry. Nobody is hurt.

Speaker 10 (24:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, you should tell her that when she finds out.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Seabrook, happy marriages do exist. This is something for you
to aspire to.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Your husband talks to your mom behind your back all
the time.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Totally gives me such a headache.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Well, Vinnie, I'm glad you figured out the formula. I'm
not everybody's happy in the family.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Yes they are, Okay, would it.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Be a secret jeff I shrink clothes to encourage him
to get into better shape. Lexus, everybody wins and thank
you for sharing.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Vinnie.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Text in to seven eighty five nine two. If you
have a confession that you've been holding on to, we
can hid your identity, ask your voice and make you
our next hero. Phone TAP's coming out after this.

Speaker 10 (24:55):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you're
a happy with the company for not meeting your needs
and you make a complaint, you expect to get a
call back.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Okay, well today and Jeffrey today.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
This lady does, but I don't know if she was
expecting it to be a collect call.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh wait, the company called her.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
I mean, in this economy, company's got to figure out
creative waves to save some money.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Am I right?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
It doesn't feel like what our promotions department is like.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Literally one, that's exactly what we do in your phone
tap right now?

Speaker 12 (25:29):
Another Hello, Hello, This is a prepaid collect call from
Clayton from Home Depot.

Speaker 13 (25:42):
And Florida Correctional Institution.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Hi, this is Clayton from Home Depot Customer Care. Is
this Deborah?

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Hi, Deborah Okay, how are you doing today?

Speaker 13 (26:00):
Fine?

Speaker 15 (26:02):
Where are you calling from?

Speaker 13 (26:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Well, we're based all over the place, but currently I'm
in sunny Florida. Join the rais.

Speaker 15 (26:10):
What company are you with?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Home Depot Customer Care?

Speaker 15 (26:14):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (26:14):
I thought I mentioned Yeah.

Speaker 15 (26:16):
I thought it was saying it was a correctional facility
or prison.

Speaker 13 (26:21):
I don't know. It's my fault.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Okay, huh, I guess I didn't hear that part. Okay, anyway,
can you hold for just one second please?

Speaker 10 (26:29):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (26:29):
Okay, great.

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Ring ing ing ing ing ing, banana.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Ring ing ing ing, ring ring.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Ringing.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Don't come to my side. I'm telling you, don't come
onto my side. Hello, Hi, Deborah, Hi, Sorry about that.
I'm back.

Speaker 13 (27:02):
What's the problem there? What what was that?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Sorry about that? I was just speaking with one of
my associates over here at the depot.

Speaker 13 (27:11):
All right, what is what are you?

Speaker 11 (27:13):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (27:13):
I'm sorry. So I was calling you because apparently you
were in one of our stores the other day trying
to pick up an item and it wasn't at the.

Speaker 15 (27:21):
Counter, right, because I got a text and it said
my toilet was ready at Home Depots. So I went
there and then they said dated and have it in stock, so.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Oh okay, yeah, you know, I think I'll be able
to look that up for you. My internet window starts
in twenty two minutes, so that I'll put you on
a quick hold.

Speaker 11 (27:40):
Wait, no, I.

Speaker 15 (27:42):
Can't hold for twenty What do you mean your internet
when you started? Helle? Ringing below, ringing?

Speaker 13 (27:52):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Still you're still holding for a few more minutes if I.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
Can't, I can't hold twenty two minutes.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
What was your name again?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh, I'm Clayton, Yeah, cling from home Depot customer Care.

Speaker 13 (28:03):
What are you talking about? Your internet starts?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Oh? My internet window?

Speaker 15 (28:08):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Sometimes I do get extra time for good behavior.

Speaker 15 (28:12):
Now this doesn't make sense, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
I know you sound frustrated, but I do need to
hurry before lights out.

Speaker 15 (28:19):
What yeah, you know, it sounds to me like you're
misrepresenting yourself. You say you're from home Depot, yes, but
the collect call thing said you were from a federal
prisoner facility.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Ma'am, I have all of your information right in front
of me. I know all about your toilet and those problems.

Speaker 15 (28:38):
So well, that's kind of a big issue right there.
You're a prisoner and you know all of my information.
How is that.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Legal, ma'am. I didn't say that I'm a prisoner. You've
said that.

Speaker 16 (28:48):
I didn't say it.

Speaker 15 (28:49):
It came across the phone message said can you accept
this from the federal facility in.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
This Let's play your game. Okay, Let's say that I
was in prison and I quote snitched on my selly
t bone.

Speaker 15 (29:04):
For conservat Listen, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
And let's say let's say hypothetically I have to protect
myself using a shive or a shape.

Speaker 15 (29:15):
Oh what that lands me?

Speaker 13 (29:17):
Going on?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
And let's say that lands me in solitary aka the whole.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
What is this?

Speaker 15 (29:25):
Either your work for Home Depot or you don't. I
don't know what you need here?

Speaker 13 (29:29):
All right?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
You want to talk to my supervisor?

Speaker 15 (29:32):
Yes, anybody who's in charge?

Speaker 11 (29:34):
You got it.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Let me put you through to my supervisor.

Speaker 12 (29:39):
Hello, this is a prepaid collect call from.

Speaker 13 (29:42):
Willy Home Depot and that collectional institution.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
No, this WILLI you got toilet issues.

Speaker 13 (29:52):
I do not.

Speaker 15 (29:53):
Want to talk to a people from prison anymore.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Man.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
You know I'm already on the phone.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Are you the supervisor?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, I'm on the banana phone right now.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Ring ring, ring, wing, ring, ring ring banana phone.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Sing it lady, who you're not singing?

Speaker 12 (30:14):
No, it's just a joke.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
What would give you that impression? Maybe because your husband,
Kent might set you up for some sort of prank
call on the radio. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 13 (30:24):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
I shouldn't known.

Speaker 15 (30:30):
He's so ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
It is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
I'm sorry. My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning and your husband set you up for
a phone tab.

Speaker 15 (30:39):
You guys, I listened to your station all the time,
but I never thought that I would get Yeah, your
prank call.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Well, if you want, we could take down your credit
card information on our end, just to be safe.

Speaker 15 (30:53):
No, but I think you should call Kent in a
week or so and do the same thing to him.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Let's just have Willie call him from so block Sea.

Speaker 15 (31:00):
Will was pretty legit.

Speaker 10 (31:05):
Wake up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I'm going to tell you two shocking things. Okay, First,
one of our listeners actually got into a serious relationship
with a woman he met on Tinder. I know, ye crazy.
The second shocking thing is what he said today during
his phone call with her. He didn't give us a

(31:33):
heads up one. In fact, he didn't tell us on purpose,
and it blindsided the entire room. You're about to hear
it and be just as shocked as we were.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
On his side somehow.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Yeah, in an awkward Tuesday phone call for the ages
coming up next.

Speaker 10 (31:52):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
When you're in a relationship, you can just tell when
something is off.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Without even saying words. You just feel it in your gut.
Like Brooke, give me a personal example. It could be
something from your husband or from your library of past
partners that you've been with. What was an unspoken sign
that something wasn't right?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
How can I tell you about something that's unspoken?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Sure, just was cheating on you before they did it,
before you found out.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I found out like after I broke up with people
that maybe they cheated, but never during I don't know that.
I'm very aware in a relationship, now that you bring
it up. What about Jeffrey, I.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Don't know if I am in I don't.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Have my finger on the pole.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
What about when Michael was wearing your perfume for two
straight weeks. That was kind of a weird thing that
was off.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
You know, somebody in the relationship has to smell good.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
And if it's him that I'm okay with, I feel.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Like her husband could have a whole separate family and
Brooke wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Know maybe, but I'd be happy the thing is good.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
You just know that feeling when it's not right, and
it's a feeling. Listener Andrew is familiar with all too well,
not the perfume part, just the things not feeling right,
and so he's also wearing perfume possibly, but he wants
to do something about it. So we reached out. Hey, Andrew,
welcome to the show man.

Speaker 13 (33:14):
How's it going good?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
How are you doing? Is the question?

Speaker 13 (33:18):
Andrew, I am very anxious.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Anxious?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Okay, okay, according to your email, there's something off in
your relationship. Tell us about what's going on.

Speaker 13 (33:30):
Sure, I've been dating this girl, Charlotte for a few months, okay.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Okay, And is this something where you're really excited about
this new relationship?

Speaker 13 (33:41):
I am. I mean at first it was really really awesome.
I were seeing each other all the time, like weekends, nights,
she didn't call me in the middle of the day.
I'm like everything, like when it's all exciting and new.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Like what SO cares about me?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Okay, it sounds like that's not something that you're used
to have you not had a lot of relationships before.

Speaker 13 (33:59):
I have a relationships, but nothing really like this. I
mean like I quickly started falling for her.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
That's cute.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
You can tell when you started to like someone when
anything happens during the day and you want to tell
them things, big things.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
That sounds like what she was doing to you.

Speaker 13 (34:14):
Yeah. No, I mean she's fun, she's spontaneous. I mean,
she is not like any other woman I've met on
tender earl.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh, that's a big.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I mean in the world, just Tinder.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
I'm playing her like on dumble in on Okay, but Tinderstan,
what's changed?

Speaker 13 (34:37):
Like, starting like three weeks ago, she's just started to
hang out with me less than we were doing.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Okay, energy is there?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Like do you know of a reason, like more work.

Speaker 13 (34:48):
Or I honestly don't know. I mean, like she says
she wants to see me, and I mean like we'll
go out of town for a quick weekend, but then
all of a sudden, Like the next week, I'll hear
like nothing from her, like no communication, week of at
and then a week of nothing.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Okay, well no talking at all.

Speaker 11 (35:04):
Weird.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
In her defense, you do sound like a pretty big personality,
and she might need a break from me for a
full week, being a whole weekend together.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I don't know if he's going to pick up on
your sarcasm.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
On that way.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Well, I wasn't being sarcastic. I mean that's big.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh his personality okay, overwhelming.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
It's yeah, yes, speakers just trying to talk. Yeah, Jeff,
keep going, he's personality.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Sorry, Andrew, did you want to say anything to that?

Speaker 13 (35:29):
No, you're right, I do have a big personality.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah, I could tell you.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
There you go.

Speaker 11 (35:33):
Now.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I mean it could be like I feel like, once
you're really comfortable in a relationship, you don't necessarily have
to speak all the time. Like maybe she's more of
an introvert than you realized.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Oh you know, is that possible?

Speaker 13 (35:46):
I mean she keeps saying that she wants to see
me and that she's just busy more and more, and
I mean I don't know if that's actually true or
if she's making.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Up Okay, so you're getting the feeling that Jeff was
talking about in the beginning that stuffing's up.

Speaker 11 (35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:59):
No, just like that, she's like pulling away, closing off
to me more and more, And I mean I don't
want to be struggle along if something else is going
on that isn't me.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, oh wait did you say is it you? Like
as in you think she could be cheating?

Speaker 13 (36:14):
It's possible. I mean who knows what everybody on all
these apps?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Now, are you guys exclusive?

Speaker 11 (36:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (36:18):
That's what I want to say, is that your girlfriend
We've talked about being exclusive, but really like her actions
like all this pulling away, it's definitely speaking different because
I mean she can't pull a couple of dates I mean.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Last week, because you sound like you're one hundred percent
committed to her and she's not giving that back to you.
So what more?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Right?

Speaker 13 (36:37):
Change?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
There's a change and.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Maybe something caused that. So like what is it that
made you email the show for help?

Speaker 11 (36:43):
Like?

Speaker 5 (36:43):
What do you want to get out of this awkward
Tuesday phone call?

Speaker 13 (36:46):
I mean I really just I want to know one
hundred percent of is she in or out? Because really,
like as I said, I have fallen for her. My
heart cannot take this.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
What about your other body parts? Can they take it?

Speaker 13 (37:01):
My right leg? Maybe my left is having issue?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Okay, yeah, joke, And.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
That was that was solid. And she deserves to love
one hundred percent of you. Yeah, and you deserve to
know the truth. So let's come back. We'll give you
a little bit of advice before we let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call to your maybe girlfriend Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
No, still girlfriend right now, Jeff, there's no maybe.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
What title would you give her?

Speaker 13 (37:26):
I mean right now, I was thinking girlfriend? But I
want to know.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay, situation girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Okay, we're a lady, and find out what's a girlfriend? Yeah,
we'll see where her head's at when we do your
awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
It's not really an ultimatum, but it kind of is.
When you ask the person you've been dating for a while,
are you one hundred percent in on me? Or am
I wasting my time here? Yiks, Brooke, have you asked
your husband that yet?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
We went over that before the wedding.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Oh yeah, because that's exactly what made Andrew reach out
to us today since the woman he's been seeing for months,
Charlotte is telling him all the right things. She's saying
she likes him, she wants to see him, but her
actions are not matching those words.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, they're all over the place.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Andrew's heart just can't take it anymore. So he needs
to know are you actually in on me? Or do
I need to move on? And how do you even
approach that type of conversation? We need a strategy here, Brooks,
So okay, please help give Andrew a strategy.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, Well, the way you worded it was kind of cringe, just.

Speaker 11 (38:40):
So you know.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah, Andrew, why did you word it that way?

Speaker 13 (38:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
It comes off a little thirsty, a little desperate.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Okay, thirsty boy.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Andrew, I have an idea, you say, Gosh, I am
just loving our relationship. I think everything's going so well,
and I am about to book tickets home for the holiday.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'd love to book you one too, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
It's like kind of holding her feet to the fire
because suddenly there's a reason why she either needs to
come clean and tell you ah too much.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I can't do that, or she's like that sounds amazing,
and you know she's one hundred percent in.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Okay, you're you're trying to smoke her out so that
she has no choice but to come out and tell
the real reason she doesn't want to see you.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Thanks for picking up on my fire analogy smoking, Jeff.

Speaker 13 (39:29):
That's good. That's good. I like that one.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Okay, Andrew likes that, Jose. What's your advice for him?

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Just ask her to move in with you?

Speaker 11 (39:35):
What?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Oh, I'm not like not saying you're really gonna ask her.
You're not gonna mean it, I mean, but you ask
the question that way. If she's hiding anything, she will
spill the tea.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
So if she says yes to moving in and then
what you.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Know, everything is great, But then you're kind of committed.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
I think, yeah, she's one hundred percent in on her,
So maybe it's good for you, Andrew.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
She said yeah to moveing in, are you willing?

Speaker 13 (40:02):
That might be too much, But I do like the
holiday idea.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Maybe I think the same Now.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Jose is taken back his quicker than Brook does. Right
to marriage not taking through.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Things, But yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Think I think the goal of both was the same,
though put a little bit of pressure on her in
order to force her to open up and tell you
the truth.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
If something's on her mind, she.

Speaker 13 (40:28):
Should tell you, gotcha. Okay, I'm a little nervous about this.
This this is a big moment for me.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
That's understandable. And you care about her.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
You made brook yawn with that comment, So I'm.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Trying to deal it quietly.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I've had a copy early mornings.

Speaker 10 (40:41):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
We're invested in this because I'm not interested in his oxygen.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yeah, it was all cringe to you, Brooks.

Speaker 11 (40:48):
So here we go.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
I'm gonna dial Charlotte. We'll see if she picks up.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (41:00):
Hey, Hey, that's it gone?

Speaker 12 (41:05):
Hey, Andrew?

Speaker 13 (41:08):
Yeah, yeah, And I mean this is my voice, and
I don't really know what's going on.

Speaker 16 (41:19):
He sound nervous. I don't know, kind of kind.

Speaker 13 (41:22):
Of weird, Yeah, a little nervous. I mean like I've
been thinking about us, You've been thinking about us?

Speaker 16 (41:31):
I mean, yeah, of course, I've just been so busy.
I'm so sorry I've been you know, am I.

Speaker 13 (41:38):
Right?

Speaker 11 (41:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (41:38):
No, I mean what are you up to right now?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
What are you busy with?

Speaker 11 (41:43):
What?

Speaker 13 (41:43):
Why are you you want to hang out? I can
do that.

Speaker 16 (41:47):
I'm busy right now. Actually I'm at work, but I
mean we could probably try to hang out in like
a couple of days or something.

Speaker 11 (41:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (41:57):
No, you've been saying a lot lately.

Speaker 16 (42:00):
I know, work's been so crazy, you know how this
time of year, you know, like the holidays are about
to come around, it's just kind of nuts. And I mean,
I'm just trying to fit everything in, you know. But
I promise i'll let you know when i've got some time.

Speaker 15 (42:14):
I promise, funny.

Speaker 13 (42:16):
That you should mention holidays. Actually I got I'm booking
tickets to go visit my family and whatnot, and i'd
love to book you a ticket to come with me.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 16 (42:31):
Let's see, I'm still trying to figure out all of
the stuff with my family and all the dates and stuff.
My parents are terrible about like telling me dates and things,
So let me kind of get with them first, and
then I'll let you know kind of what my life
is looking like.

Speaker 13 (42:50):
Yeah, I kind of got to need to know pretty
quickly because stuff's on sale and it's easy to get.

Speaker 16 (42:56):
Well, I mean, I can't, I don't. I don't know
anything yet, so I definitely can't tell you anything concrete.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
Sure, Am I a priority to you?

Speaker 15 (43:08):
Well?

Speaker 16 (43:09):
Yeah, I mean I don't. This is the first time
we've even talked about holidays. Like, You've got to give
me a second to figure it out. I haven't even
talked to my family.

Speaker 13 (43:19):
This isn't really about holidays. But like all the time,
I'm trying to get more time with you and just
keep getting those of these days.

Speaker 16 (43:27):
Well, I'm sorry. I know I've been all over the place,
but it's just not a good time. It's logistics and schedules.
I don't know what else to tell you.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
I will try, all right. I mean I want to
know is this really like, are you actually too busy?
Or is this because you're married?

Speaker 15 (43:45):
Married?

Speaker 16 (43:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (43:47):
I know all about it.

Speaker 11 (43:48):
I know you're married.

Speaker 13 (43:49):
What is going on here? Are we? What do you
mean do I know you're married? I talk to your husband.
He found me real God, what.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
What is going on?

Speaker 10 (44:02):
Andrew?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Why wouldn't you tell us that?

Speaker 10 (44:05):
Who is the crap?

Speaker 11 (44:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
To answer Charlotte, Hi, you're on the radio. Yeah, we're
a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Andrew.

Speaker 16 (44:18):
Why am I on the radio?

Speaker 13 (44:20):
Because I because I'm being made the bag guy, and
I wanted everybody to know that it is not me,
It is you.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Who thought you were the bad guy.

Speaker 13 (44:34):
Yeah, her husband he found me. He called me up
and started ripping me apart. And I'm like, I did
not do this. She's married, and I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
You didn't know she was married. You didn't know you
were a side piece, Andrew.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
She was on Tinder.

Speaker 13 (44:51):
I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Charlotte. Did you know you were married?

Speaker 10 (44:56):
You know what?

Speaker 15 (44:58):
You don't know me.

Speaker 16 (44:59):
You don't know my marriage, and you don't know this
situation I was. This is not okay, Andrew.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Turn it like that.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Don't turn it like that. It's obviously not an open relationship.
If the husband is chasing down your side piece and
yelling at him, you're lying to two different people now
and messing with both of their hearts.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's messed up.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Plus, I feel like Andrew just ruined his chances to
have Charlotte come back home and meet his family.

Speaker 15 (45:28):
You know what, I'm done.

Speaker 16 (45:29):
I'm done. I'm not the joke of your like day today.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
So you know what I'm done?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Wait with one of your marriage because I think that
that taken care of.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Does she hang up?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
She was serious.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I don't know why why she hang up.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Oh my god, Andrew, you need to prop us for
those things.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
We can't go and blind to something like that.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
I know you knew this the whole time.

Speaker 13 (45:52):
I was sorry that something was going to go that
you like you're working on'll do it and we wouldn't
find anything else. And I just I needed to confront
her and I needed everyone know about.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
It well, and you got confirmation that she's married. I mean,
it could have been some crazy X or something.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Make it, you know.

Speaker 13 (46:08):
I mean, it sounds like she's kind of having issues
with the marriage and everything. So I mean to keep
in touch.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
No, no, no, Andrewes marriage just kind of sweet, pick
up all the broken pieces and fix her.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Talking very highly for the entire.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
If she's cheating on him, she'll cheat on you. Don't
think that this is like gonna be a good thing
going forward.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Especially if she's cheated on him with you.

Speaker 13 (46:31):
Yeah, maybe that means because maybe that means because she
cheated with me, that she won't cheat on me.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
No, I don't think nobody ever says that I appreciate
that is Come on, okay, No, I mean wow, I mean,
if you continue it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
You know what you're getting yourself into and it's not good.

Speaker 13 (46:48):
Yeah. I just got that feeling that I don't think
she's gonna talk to me anymore now.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Yeah, I don't know what's giving you that impression, the injury.
I would hold on to hope just a little bit longer.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, and who knows, maybe you'll match back up on
Tinder again.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Got to make sure to be ready to swipe right again.

Speaker 13 (47:03):
Okay, I'm still on there, so I mean, I'm going
to do my best.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I thought you were in a committed relationships.

Speaker 8 (47:10):
You're meeting other women?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Oh man, wait are you married?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Look Jeffrey in the morning. Why does this happen to
us that we used the deceit? Yes, listen, you can
lie to your spouses, lie to your children, lie to
your parents. Don't lie to us. That's just slow.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
That's not the message we're sending you.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Okay, That's probably why it happens.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
To us, because we say things like that.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Believes every email that he reads and goes, oh, this
is a crazy scenario.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Let's get him on the phone.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
We all believed him. We all believed him. In part one,
I think.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
You and producer body to do a little more background check.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
You're right, I'm fired.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
It might be good for him, man, he got the revenge,
Yeah he did.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Yeah, I guess you're to lie to us.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Kind of impressed it.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Guy, still not willing to fully eject from that relationship Ei.
They're holding out a little bit of hope that she's
going to come running to that's.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
The unhealthy part.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how I feel
about the end of that phone call. But if you
like chaos in your life, yeah, it's a great ad.
But if you don't want to have chaos in your
life anymore, you can always email us tell us the
truth though, yeah, or try yeah, please, and we'll try
to help you with whatever issues you're dealing with. You

(48:32):
can find us online at Brook and Jeffrey. Newbie Week
continues on the show, a rare tradition that only happens
seven to eight times a year where we highlight newbies,

(48:53):
rookies who've never played Brook before and will be so
traumatized that they may never want to play or listen
to the show ever. And again, yeah, that's a goal,
not a great business model, but it's what we're doing.
And who is stepping into the honored first time ors
frat house. Let's welcome to the show. Sobora, Sobora. It

(49:14):
says on my screen, you've played Brook in your car
and you feel like it's super easy there, but it's
different on the hot seat. Oh yeah, I would agree
with that. Okay, Well, broke any words of wisdom that
you'd like to pass along to a nervous nube.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I was gonna tell her what a wonderful person she was,
how beautiful she is.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, do that, But then she came with that and
it's that.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
You're difficult to play in person.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
No, that it's easy when she listens in the car,
And this is so stupid that everyone should know the answers.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
And I'm just like, really, yeah, those were your words verbatim,
weren't they I heard it.

Speaker 13 (49:48):
They were exactly that. That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I knew it.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Nothing ever gets lost in transition.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Shake back the beautiful part.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
All right, Well, with everybody's feelings hurt, let's get this
game started. You got thirty seconds to answers any questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.
But you have to beat Brook outright if you want
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I'm ready got this?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Your time starts now. Doja Cat turns thirty today. Her
first name is really Doja true or false false? What
natural force is responsible for keeping the planet circling the
sun gravity? In what movie does a character repeatedly say,
I am groot party into the galaxy? Winnie the Pooh's
rabbit friend is named what? What news publication owns the

(50:31):
game wordle New York kanks. The word poyo translates to
what animal in English chicken? What color was originally considered
unlucky in ancient China, often associated with death and mourning. Green. Oh,
that's wrong, He's calling herself out right at the start.
That was really well done, Sabora, good work. Brook's coming

(50:52):
back in the studio year and Brooke has repeatedly told
us she doesn't care about what our listeners do for
a living. But this one cannot go ignored because Sobora
is an athletic trainer who gets football players back onto
the field before the big game.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I thought for sure she was going to be the
creator of the famous mall pizza chain.

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Oh yes, oh Yeahvascula.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Sobora as an athletic trainer. What type of treatment would
you give to Brook who lost her voice the other day?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I did lose it the other day.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
How do you get that back? Tongue lunges, throat thrust.

Speaker 16 (51:29):
I'm practicing, not answering questions and playing me in trivia.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Bocal rest quiet is hard for me. Yeah, it's not
just not built in me, you know I feel that.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Mm hmm, Well, it was nice for her to help
you try to get your athletic mojo back. We'll see
if the advice comes in hand. It is now your turn.
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Your time starts now. Doja Cat turns thirty today. Her
first name is really Doja? True or false true? What
natural force is responsible for keeping the planets circling the
sun gravity? In what movie does a character repeatedly say,
I am groot uh?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Guardians of the Galaxy?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Winnie the Pooh's rabbit friend is named what ooh?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
It's not thumper, not big ears, it's rabbit.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
What news publication owns the game wordle uh?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
New York Times.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
The word translates to what animal in English? She can Okay,
let's go to the scoreboard. We're gonna see how you
both did with jose you are nothing. It's party.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
That would be my reaction. Now I'm craven pizza. You
got five rack.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Oh wow, she moved fast.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Bora got five rock.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Oh so close, Somora. But it just barely wasn't enough today,
I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Doja
Cat turns thirty today. Her first name is really Doja.
Now that's false.

Speaker 13 (53:01):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
The natural force responsible for keeping the planet circling the
sun would be the force of gravity.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, so glad we have it.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
In what movie does a character repeatedly say I am Groot.
That would be Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy. Hey,
Winnie the Pooh's rabbit friend is named rabbits.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
It is like a truck question.

Speaker 13 (53:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
The news publication who owns the game world would be
The New York Times. Poyo translates to chicken in English,
and Brooke didn't get to this one. The color originally
considered unlucky in ancient China, usually associated with death and mourning,
that would be the color white, traditionally linked to deaths
and funerals, not weddings. There So, sobor I'm sorry it

(53:40):
wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,
we are going to give you a pair of tickets
to see Adam Sandler perform at Climate Pledge Arena on
October twenty ninth. Thank you there, you go, come back
and play against Soon. We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks
same time tomorrow

Speaker 10 (53:56):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.