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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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shopping in now. The link is in the show notes,
or you can go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com
and hey, I'll shut up about how beautiful you are
and just get this show started. Let's get one.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
The countdown to the Holidays is happening.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Chris, So I don't want it to be over though
I know.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and we're almost
a week away from Christmas. And also hanukkah.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, it starts on the same weak Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
He got the booze. Okay, we'll focus on Christmas, oh,
I'm sure, But to celebrate we found a Christmas themed
poll update on the The question is, if Santa Claus
had a nationality, which country would he be from? Any
guesses on what The top answer would be, He's very white.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
So some type of European.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm gonna go Norway. Is this realistic or what we
want him to be because Australia, Sana would be.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I asked you a question. I didn't want questions back
at me.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I met Portuguese Santa last year. Yeah, crazy, he was skinny, Yeah, sky.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
A little too many buttons on h Well, the number
one answer was I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Know, Santa doesn't belong to a country.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
After that, thirty thirty four percent said Norwegian Norway. Fifteen
percent said he'd be Canadian. I can see because and
then there was a tie between American and Russian at
six percent interest the American.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Russian I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Maybe we should start leaving him vodka out.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And we're going to know fifth of Stolichnaya board. That's
like obviously Americans took this poll because the rest of
the people said another country, I don't know where it is.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You didn't know the name of another country. Think the
public education system here.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Finnish, Danish, Turkish, who knows? But Brook is the Santa
track are going to be on at your house this year.
Yea Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
We are so excited. The letters went out last week.
It is a big deal. Although I haven't planned a
Santa like meet up pictures or I haven't planned that yet.
I think we're just going to do them all this year.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to bring tears back.
So that's good. Let's move on. We got to get
to the Chakalla question of the day with a guy
who's twenty three and me says he's Danish above the
waist and Elfish below. Digital j show us your nationality.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
It's immortal down there.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
It's the holidays, the magical time of year where the
trees go up, stockings are hung, and Mariah Carey defrost
for one live TV performance before going back into cryo hibernation.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
She doesn't fully defrosted.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
And while the reindeer are carbo loading for their big night,
we're going to be loading up on something else. And
no it's not eggnogg and red bull cocktails. Brook, Oh
a heart attack. We're stocking up on holiday knowledge for
a special Christmas trivia edition of tlenty of twenty.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I can get drunk on that too, Jake, I.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Don't doubt you.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Give me a number one through twenty. I'll tell you
a fun fact about the Yule Tide season. You have
to tell me if it's a real fact or just
made up with the woman who cuts her ugly Christmas
sweaters into ugly Christmas crop tops.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That's Alexis.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Alexis Number one through twenty. Please five, number five Alexis.
The first artificial Christmas trees in the US were made
in the nineteen thirties using to repurposed toilet brushes.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Is that true or false?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wait? That means they were used Yeah, purpose the term
you would need so many toilet brushes at your house
day tree. Maybe the nineteen thirties you had a small
fake tree. This is fake.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Tree, Alexis said, this is false. This is no, that's true.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, it wasn't until the nineteen fifties they began making
them out of aluminium and plaster, so people weren't making
them at home.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Alexis.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Companies were making them out of the toilet brushes and
selling them to people.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You could clean your toilet with your trees.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
People aren't just buying eighty toilet brushes for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Mon?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Can we open the presents of the tree?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Smell?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Let's go over to Jose. Alexis is out.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Jose held a number number four for Jose. The famous
Mariah Carey song all I Want for Christmas is You
was originally written as a joke about someone wanting a pony.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Is that true or false?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's so funny.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't think so, Jose said, that's false. That is well,
it was a funny idea. The song was always about love.
Mariah Carey came up with the melody and the lyrics
for the song in the early nineties while alone in
the house while It's a Wonderful Life was playing in
the background.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I actually wrote it with another guy. I won't argue.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sorry, Okay, let's go to Brook instead, Brook haveing a
number two number two Brook. In the Victorian era, families
believe that reflective strands of tinsel would confuse and repel
evil holiday spirits trying to haunt their homes. This is
why some European families still use extra sparkly ornaments for
good luck. Is this true or false?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Interesting? We used to use tinsel and then out of
my mom about how it was a waste of plastic
in the world and we needn't.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
But you would think, like the lights and the positive energy.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I thought it was just to reflect the lights, you
know what? Victorian Area, Sure, we got all sorts of
evil spirits around. Let's go true.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Brooks said, that's true. That is we made that up. Jeffrey,
it's your turn.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
How about a number have we done? Eight, Jeffrey. The
day of Jesus' birth is not mentioned in the Bible.
It was originally believed I have taken place on January sixth,
but was moved to December twenty fifth because it was
a better day to party.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Was Jesus a big party guy? He was turning like
water into wine and stuff. So he's definitely a party facilitator.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Party's a good point.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's kind of like a pusher, Like he's the one
that would show up to the convenience store and buy
beer for all the all the high schools.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
How do you think he converted so many people?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Come on, Judas do a keg stamp? Come on, here
be such a pagan a party around him? He's got
twelve friends.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh, I'm gonna say that Jesus is pro party, so yes,
he'll move the holiday of his birth.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Jeffrey said, that's true.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
That is.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
True.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
In the fourth century, there were many pagan festivals occurring
on December twenty fifth, so the Christians moved it to
give people an alternative way to celebrate.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Take a shop for Jesus.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
We're down to just Jose and Jeffrey. We're talking Christmas trivia. Jose,
Santa's reindeer are all female because male reindeer lose their
antlers in winter. Is that true or false?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
This is true?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Jose said, this is true. It is it's true. Jeffrey,
we're down to sudden death. I need one number from
you for the win or the loss. Okay, number nineteen
nineteen Jeffrey. Candy canes were invented to keep children quiet.
Is that true or false?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Should be pretty much every invention that's supposed to be,
like a treat or food, is always to promote abstinence.
Ram crackers, ram crackers, every like child invention is always
to like make sure that they don't get it on.
I'm gonna say that's not true. It was used for abstinence,
Jeffrey said.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Candy Canes were not used to keep kids quiet. There
for abstinence, that is, that's true. In the seventeenth century,
a choir master in Germany handed out white sugary sticks
to children during church as an early form of parental bribery.
Some people couldn't hear the sermon.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
And again you're.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Looking at her sucking on it. It takes a while.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
She said, Jose, you have won today's edition up twenty
of twenty.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
And Jose, you get to choose who get shocked while
singing Santa Baby by earth a Kit. Who's that gonna be?

Speaker 8 (08:40):
I'm gonna go with Brooke Santa Baby, just lamp a
sable lander, that tree for me, Bannon Apple, good girl,
Santa Baby's.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Used your nineteen sixties voice for that. That's your shot
collar question of the day. You got your phone tap
coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It has been a tough year for some companies. It's
brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I know, another bankruptcy, but they still get a bonus.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
All over the country, people have been venting online about
the cheap and terrible holiday bonuses and gifts that they've
been receiving from their employers.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, like our holiday party where we had to cook
our own cookies to bring.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
To the party and nobody did. But here's a few
of the top ones. One sales team was gifted a
book on how to be better at sales.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Such a backhand accomplish.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
If you want to make more money, earn it. Yeah, okay,
that's fair. Another one said, I used to work at
the cheesecake factory and one year management gave everyone a
cheesecake from COSTCOA.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Maybe you get tired of your own thing.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
You know, they're definitely cheaper than the.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
They're a lot bigger. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
One person said this year, my company through a mandatory
holiday party that we had to pay in order to
attend that. Yeah, they did it, like yeah, it's open bar.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You're like, this is great, A hundred bucks ahead.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Someone said they were gifted a subscription to the Jelly
of the Month club. I can't wait for months and finally.
One worker from a large tech company said we were
told we were getting nothing, and the reason not everyone
celebrates Christmas, so it wouldn't be fair.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
We don't call it a holiday gift.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Your end.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Diversity weaponized for the holidays.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I haven't gotten the four chocolates we usually get.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Have you guys gotten four? That's all we get?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
The chocolate person probab was putt into retirement. All right,
Laser Stories is coming up. It's the radio segment that's
helping out the shy guys who don't have a holiday
date this year with mistletoe drones. Type in your crushes

(11:20):
address and the drone will suddenly show up to her
house right before you do. Okay, steady, Eddie is gonna
get a kiss this year.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
E give me and I've been wetting my whiffle this cap.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's right, and it's all thanks to Laser Stories, the
segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
There's other tonsil touchers just don't. This first laser story
is out of Louisiana. It was around midnight when Domino's
pizza delivery guy Terrence Watson pulled up to a house
of what he thought was a legitimate delivery.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Said the same thing as the sounding you guys.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Are on the same page. As Terrence got out of
his car, a person in a hooded sweatshirt, swiped the
pizza from his hands and demanded twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Nobody got you already got the buddy.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Terrence gave it to him and then reported the incident
to police. Yeah, and then just seven days later, he
had another delivery on the exact same street. Oh no,
at just around midnight, and you guessed it, the same
thing happened. Come on, man, you can.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Just keep calling him back.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Now he's up to forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
The same exact dude jumped out, took the pizza and
demanded another twenty dollars cash.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You know, I do like a robber that's not picky
about the topping self. Yeah, it's taking whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
However, this time police were able to track him down
by tracing the cell phone number he used to place
the order, and when the cops arrived at his house,
they found a vital piece of evidence in the man's
trash can, a Domino's pizza box.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
That'll do it.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Do you think he would have given himself up if
it would have been Hawaiian pizza?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Again, I deserve to be buying virus for this.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I wait to be arrested.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
So they took him away and not Surprisingly, a little
while later, Terrence was back at Domino's and got a
call to deliver a pizza to the local jail.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh can't fool me three times.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sir An.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
He didn't bite this time, and he says he is
not bringing pizza back to that street ever again. Yeah,
learned his lesson. This next laser story is out of
botox boulevard.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yay, I'm saying, my face.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
The latest rage in plastic surgery is not cheap, but
people are still doing it. They're changing their eye color permanently.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Why A fifty one year old woman named Ulka Dogan
from San Francisco just showed off her new baby blues
that cost her twelve grand whoa.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I thought we were gonna change it at least a
cool color, you know, like if you're gonna pago purple
or something.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
There's the photo of Olka. What do you think with
her new blue eyes?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
She looks kind of creepy, very blue, like crystal blue.
I like her dark hazel that she had before. Her
dark chestnut actually is what I would call it.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Chestnut would not smash.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
No. I'm sorry, but somebody needs If you're going to
get pictures taken to be an eye model for this
die job. You need to get better fake lashes.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I just worry about the rest.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, that makes it awkward.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
They're missing some chunks.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, that makes it awkward because Olka has been invited
into studio.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Eyes beautiful, I mean great eyes.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
We will have the picture off on the Broken Jeffrey
Instant Stories if you want to see. Olka decided not
to come in, but she does say it was worth
every single pinny she has been wearing. She's been wearing
colored contacts for twenty years to try and change her
deep hazel eyes to a bright blue, and she finally
got the chance when she flew in New York and
dropped a huge wad of cash for the procedure.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Wow, I can't believe she feels like it's worth it.
She must have a lot of cash to throw down.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, the surgery is not approved by the FDA yet yet.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
No.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Then, like bringing cash to a back alley.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It uses a laser to poke two tiny holes into
her corneas. No, then they fill those holes up with
die Nope.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
There are eleven colors to choose from, including emeralds, green, musky, lagoon,
musk and honey.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's well, you know it's not FDA approved. You don't
know that this is just the real stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Just harvested from a bee high. You are fully awake
for the entire procedure too. And the doctor who is
offering this saw about fifteen total patients in twenty nineteen.
This last year he's seen over seven hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yohney, that's crazy. Now all have the exact same color.

Speaker 10 (16:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
This next laser story is out of the feast Forum.
A company surveyed one thousand people on weight loss medications
like ozempic and we goovy, and twelve percent of the
Americans on those drugs say they plan to pause them
over the holidays so that they can indulge. Can you

(16:22):
do that?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Can you just like be like man pause in my ocempic.
I didn't know if that was an option.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't think. You just stop stabbing yourself with the injections.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Side effect, The top food temptations for people on weight
loss drugs are Christmas cookies and sweets.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Fifty four percent of people want to be able to
scarf down more of those without thinking about their waistline.
Forty eight percent of Americans say potatoes of some kind,
mashed or scalloped, are just too hard to pass up.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
What about it just raw with a little salt, straight
out of the ground. Don't even wash it potato?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, Oh, they're pretty good like an apple.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, put a little salt on them.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well, maybe a few years, I'll hate myself enough to
try it.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, it's a juicy potato.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
They have water in them.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
And it isn't just holiday dinners and gatherings. In the poll,
sixty four percent of people say they regularly skip the
drugs during vacations and on trips, and a good chunk
also don't take them around birthdays, weddings, or even big dates.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's ironic, as I take more drugs during the holiday.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes, those are the fun ones.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, true, not the ones that don't make me eat more.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
This next laser story is out of Holiday Headquarters. The
movie Elf is set in New York, and a big
part of the movie involves generating enough Christmas spirit for
Santa and his reindeer. Yeah, so, let me just say
it's a good thing. The movie wasn't set in Anchorage.
According to a recent website that analyzed a bunch of
Google search data to determine which states have the most

(17:55):
and least Christmas spirit. And wouldn't you know, the one
closest to the north whole came in dead last, Alaska.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
That's like Santa's neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
The state with the most Christmas Spirit was surprisingly Utah.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
That makes sense, high religion, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Other states with the most Christmas Spirit are Virginia, Illinois, Washington, Texas, Maryland, California,
and New Jersey. The bottom ones with least spirit other
than Alaska are Wyoming, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, Arkansas,
and New Mexico.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Wow, pick it up, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Spirit shame everybody. As for this guy, he's all about
Christmas spirit. Yeah, and that's why at first glance it
may look like he's in camouflage, but really he's just
tape missiletoe.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
All around his show.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
He knows how to celebrate the holidays, and his laser
stories has comes to an end for the day. Well,
we'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
What's the sign of a true friendship giving them a
ride to the airport.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh yeah, for sure, But uber driver does that?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
What about an invite to your above ground pool party,
getting closer? Buying them a birthday cameo from figure skating
legend Tara Lipinsky. I, yes, that's a true friend, but
it's not what I'm talking about today. I'm talking about
when best friends prank each other to show how much

(19:43):
they really care. Yeah, because that's what one guy did.
He did the sweetest thing ever and gave his buddy
the loser line phone number. So unlike the ones that
we normally do where a guy is getting rejected by
a girl, this one's a little different because he thinks
he's meeting with someone at a secret location with a
special pass woman. You're gonna hear it in a brand

(20:04):
new loser line coming up right after this.

Speaker 11 (20:08):
You wait a minute, is this the right number?

Speaker 6 (20:10):
It's the Loser line.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Good, just call me back if.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
You ever heard the loser line before. It works like this.
Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi, sweetheart,
I wish you were a computer so I could select
all on your clothes and then hit the lead. Oh
that some computer humor.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
After he says that whatever you do, don't ask him
to show you the latest structure that he just builds
in Minecraft. Instead, tell him that you have an empty
USB port that's excited, and then give him the number
of the loser line so hopefully he leaves an awkward
voicemail that we can play over the air. Voicemails like
this one.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Hey, you know, I was super impressed with you last
night about all of your all of your movie movie quotes,
and honestly, I haven't really found anybody better at trivia
like that than I am. I mean, so, I'm just
a guy leaving a message for a girl asking her
to go out with him. I mean, you had me

(21:20):
at Hello there and I.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Got a warrior.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Every man I've ever gone out with has been Rorwind.
Sorry that that was pretty bad, but yeah, you you
make me want to be a better man, and you
make me feel like I'm Kay of the world. And
I'll tell you what you if you go to dinner
with me, I'll make you enough.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
But you can't refuse.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Anyway, no matter where we go out, as long as
it's not for from Mexican food, Because if we go
out from Mexican food. You shall not pass. See what
I see what I did there? That was the that
was the part joke.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Next, I didn't get the part joke.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
At the Yeah. It was so up and down. Some
of them I was like, okay, other ones I was like, hey,
that was actually funny.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
A minute, I was just watching a lessis's face because
I don't think you've probably made one of those movies.
Oh no, I caught on they were quotes. Eventually, so confused.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
These loser line calls are like a box of chocolates.
Mostly yeah.

Speaker 12 (22:30):
Next method, Hi, this is Christy.

Speaker 13 (22:35):
I met at the party.

Speaker 14 (22:37):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (22:37):
I was the blonde with curly hair like I normally
don't do this, but I'm kind of desperate right now
and I'm not sure if you're interested. You did say that, Okay,
hey sorry, I know you do odd jobs, so she said,

(23:01):
And I'm not looking for anything romantic. I actually am married.
Would you mind baby City? I spoke to my husband
and her husband and.

Speaker 15 (23:19):
He said, he's cool having a stripper. Watched the baby
is not supposed to it to you know, pig cash
and so.

Speaker 13 (23:31):
Yeah, if you're available tonight, please call me, Please call me.

Speaker 16 (23:35):
Next message for.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
A second, I thought she was calling a random person
on Craigslist to watch her kid. But it's just a stripper.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I feel like strippers could be pretty good at watching kids.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, you remember you special Loser line number. If
you text the word loser l O s e R
to seven eight five nine to give it out to
us ripper that you want to have watch your baby
so that they can call the Loser Line and leave
an awkward voicemail that we can play voicemails like this one.

Speaker 16 (24:07):
What's going on is J you know the dude you
were totally scooping out last night at the bar, and uh,
it was just like houn you to see if you
want to get together, you know, get some pina coladas,
maybe steck.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
From the beach.

Speaker 16 (24:21):
But really, girl, Like I didn't say this last night,
you know, because I didn't want to like come on
too strong right away.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
But I actually have like a dope set up in
my house, got.

Speaker 16 (24:30):
A camera, you know, and I've actually made some only
fans for other girls in the past, and I think
you would just kill it. I mean, I'm talking my
money on money on money and I only take like
twenty five percent, you know, small amount so like, maybe
we get together shoot some stuff on the only fans.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Then maybe have some fun afterwards.

Speaker 14 (24:48):
If you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh, I just want to guy literally crawled out of
my skin.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
That he was so crazy even the voicemail machine cut
him off.

Speaker 14 (25:01):
Next message, Hey, Chanho, I think this is the man.
I'm at the spot. I think I'm at the spot.
My buddy gave me your number and he told me
to tell you that the Cheetos were crunchy, and he
said you would know what I was talking about. But yeah, man,

(25:22):
I'm in my car. I don't I don't know if
that's is that that you were there now that I
don't think that's you. But yeah, man, I'm uh, I'm
here for the stuff and that the Cheetos they're super crunchy,
all right, And I'm sorry if I'm not saying it right.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Man.

Speaker 14 (25:40):
This is my this is my first time doing it.
I'm looking at the paper that my buddy gave me
and he said, if if the Cheetahs line doesn't work,
he said, I should tell you cool unicorns rule. So
I don't know if that gives me like a discount
or an upgrade or what. Get I'm in so I
guess let's party Tonto. If that's your real name. I

(26:01):
don't know if I should even say that anyway, Just yeah,
I'm here, dude.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Guys, someone buying drugs for the first time.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I know, we always get to enjoy hearing you know,
young love calls on these, but rarely do we get
to enjoy a young first time drug call. It's beautiful.
He's gonna remember this for the rest of his life.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It's like, it's not like the movies. There's not a.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I wonder how long he sat there before he finally
realized what.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Was going on.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I scope out in the parking lot. Are you John, Joe?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm going to say he asked at least to.

Speaker 10 (26:39):
Remember.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
You can listen to Lose a line regularly at this
time every week, and remember it. Hit up our socials
for more hilarious calls at Brook and Jeffrey on Insta, YouTube, TikTok,
and Facebook phone taps. Coming up next.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Brooking Jeffrey In the morning.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Today, we call a guy who works at the food
court in a mall, and we've heard that during his
breaks he likes to walk over to Macy's and use
their free cologne samples so that I can smell nice
for his girlfriend after work.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Betty gets extra tips too.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Nice thing.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Well, his girlfriend took that sweet little gesture and asked
us to use it against him for a prank. That
is dbus.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
She's a good girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
The only person who could pull off something that ruthless
is Brooke, So she's gonna make this dude awfully uncomfortable
in your phone.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Tap right now a.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
Pretzels.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Hi, I'm looking for an employee there named Eli.

Speaker 11 (27:39):
This is Eli.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh, funny, you're Eli.

Speaker 13 (27:44):
We have a problem.

Speaker 11 (27:47):
Okay, who is this?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
My name's Betty and I'm the director of Macy's employee operations.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Okay, did you call to order some pretzels or something?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No? No, I called to discuss your breaks from the
pretzel shop. Do you ever happen to walk over into
the Macy's store?

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (28:07):
Yeah, I mean I guess occasionally, Okay occasionally.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's funny.

Speaker 11 (28:12):
What's going on here? I'm kind of confused.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I just need to know when you're inside Macy's do
you ever peruse the store? We have you on security camera.

Speaker 11 (28:23):
What are you saying I stole something? Because that's not
anything I would ever.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Do eyes in the sky. You lie, they don't lie.

Speaker 11 (28:29):
I'm telling you I didn't steal anything. I really didn't.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, Okay, get played dumb? All right, I'll tell you
the issue I've gotten back over the security tapes and
the days you work at the pretzel shop. I see
you go buy the men's section and do a little
sprits of the sample cologne. But what you're just okay
with stealing from the store. Pretty shocking response. Yeah, a

(28:55):
sample cologne with a three sprits limit?

Speaker 11 (28:58):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's clearly written on the post it right on the glass.
Three sprints is per customer.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
I never seen that something written on the glass. How
am I supposed to know?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's always playing? I get it all right, listen. I
spoke to my supervisor about it, and he wanted to
press charges.

Speaker 11 (29:16):
For using the sample cologne over.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
The given limit. Using the sample coloone that's not using anymore.
That's stealing at that point.

Speaker 11 (29:22):
I didn't know there was a limit.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It's not clear, listen. I talked him down, But only
if you pay us back for the colone that you used.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
You're telling me I have to pay you back for
free samples that everyone uses when they come in there.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's not free after three. That's our slogan around here. Okay,
so I'm gonna need your credit card right now, and
we can just charge the three hundred and eighty two
dollars in ninety nine.

Speaker 12 (29:44):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (29:45):
I'm not paying four hundred dollars for sample.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I didn't say four hundred, did I, Ela.

Speaker 11 (29:50):
I'm just about four hundred.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Hey, you do not know how lucky you are, sir.
I mean, just last week we had someone arrested for
trying on too many pairs of shoe.

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Oh my god, Now you're just crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
This is what you crossed out in the day. I
don't care if nothing fit, but you do not take
advantage of us.

Speaker 11 (30:08):
I'm not taking advantage of you. I work at the
mod just around the corner, so I don't understand why
you just didn't say something to be.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
They'll hire anyone these days, won't they.

Speaker 11 (30:17):
I don't like this. I'm gonna have to just come
down there and talk to somebody and sort this out.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Hey, I'll have you know, if you set foot on
our premises, I'll have our security guard roll you so
hard your future children will have a headache when they're born.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
What you're threatening me?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh, don't you cry to your girlfriend about it? Jasmine?
What Jasmine, she's actually the one who ratted you out. Yeah,
and that's a radio station to do a prank phone
call on you.

Speaker 12 (30:45):
What ye?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
This is actually brug from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 11 (30:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Your girlfriend, Jasmine said you like to take breaks at
Macy's and then go try to smell good for it
or something.

Speaker 11 (31:00):
I can't believe she would even tell people about that,
Like it is kind of embarrassing, but I.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Was, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
You just got to spread it out a little bit,
you know, hit up a couple of different department stores,
hit the three springs limit at each one. That's how
I do it anyway, not a bad idea. And I
love the free deodorant section. It's great.

Speaker 11 (31:19):
I haven't heard of that section, but you know, yeah,
maybe I won't be buying deodorant anymore either.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Wake Up every Morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
You know, Mark Twain famously said tragedy plus time equals
quick alexis what.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I don't know. Tragedy time not happiness.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Like Mark Twain.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Samuel plus time equals comedy. Oh that's what Mark Twain said. No,
after tragedy, you need to give it enough time before.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It's that's his recipe for humor.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
And one of our listeners says he got pitched a
funny first date idea that he now regrets saying yes to.
And in all of our years doing the show, this
was a first. We've never heard an idea like this
for a date. It probably is going to be the
last time we ever hear about it, because while it
sounded good at the start, it ended stinking worse than

(32:26):
some of Brook's homemade lunches that she brings into the arm.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I mean, I mean, I'm self aware that's not a
good thing.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
You're going to hear all about what it was when
we do your second date update Next, second date Update date.
What happens if you meet someone on a dating app
and you find out that both of you have been
in the dating pool for way too long. That's when

(32:53):
you need to mix it up. Like one of our listeners,
Wane did recently. Did he suggest both of them dress
up as their power ranger and meet in front of
the police station.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's actually really fund power ranger. Didn't he didn't do that,
Oh he didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
It would have been a fantastic idea. Yeah, yeah, said,
he went a different direction, And now he says he's
living with a medium amount of regret.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay, I feel like that. Most adults live that way.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, but sleep at night, Wayne, only in ninety chances
are going to regret asking us for help today. So
welcome to the show. Now must stay.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
Yeah, I'm having some regret. You know, it started as
a good idea, don't they all.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
We'll get to your questionable idea in just a second,
but first, tell us about the girl that you went
out with. Who's she?

Speaker 10 (33:41):
And Isabella? Okay?

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Name?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah? And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know,
maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating. Oh definitely, okay,
aren't we all? Okay? I mean, do you still have
hope going into a first date with someone when you're
just tired of it? All?

Speaker 10 (33:58):
I have a sliver of yeah, But it's like, all right,
give me a reason.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
So tell us about what you wanted to do with Isabella.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
Oh yeah, so Isabella. You know a couple of weeks
you were chatting and we just had really awesome conversations
and like talked about our favorite candy and like our
top three?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, what is your favorite candiyidding.

Speaker 10 (34:25):
Pieces?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Okay, interesting, it's not does.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Your first date have to do with like a candy
shop or something?

Speaker 10 (34:33):
No, but kind of like a game. Well basically we
had so many fun conversations and she was like, it
never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well,
let's just skip the first date then, and you can
pretend like it's our second or third date.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh can you do that?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I like that?

Speaker 10 (34:52):
Yeah, you could do that.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
You can act like you remember last time when we
talked about why are you telling me the story again? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (35:02):
We're getting along so well. And she was like, well,
what have we pretended it was our one year anniversary?

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
That escalated quickly, sir.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You're like, let's jump right to the divorce and start
breaking up items.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
It's been one year. You still won't sleep with me.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
When were you into that idea?

Speaker 10 (35:24):
Uh? You know? Yeah? I was like why not? What
have we got to lose?

Speaker 15 (35:28):
It?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
This street and you may get a free dessert out
of it from the restaurant, you know, whenever they know
it's an anniversary.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, okay, So what'd you end up doing?

Speaker 10 (35:37):
Oh, we made a reservation for a one year anniversary
and I ordered actually a bottle champagne and oh.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
You're a good boyfriend. After a whole year.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
We had to put out flowers with a card. Oh yeah,
one year down, forever to go.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I want to steal this one year down forever to go.
That was the card.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, yeah, answer. Did she think that's funny or did
it feel like too much to her? Because you really
took this too like a serious level.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
You owned it when we met, Like we had the
happy one year like anniversary jokes, and you know she
was into it too. She came with like a president
for me, which I was. Yeah. Her person was a
fake coupon book.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Free hug.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Yeah yeah, it was done like that, but to kind
of like starcat except free hug. It was like hug
yourself or to the laundry yourself.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Oh oh, that's more like the ten year anniversary.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, she sounds really funny. Did you guys laugh a
lot on your date?

Speaker 10 (36:45):
Yeah, the first like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner
pretty fun. Okay, then it got a little serious.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh serious.

Speaker 10 (36:53):
It probably was me. I was too into it, took
it too far because I started kind of telling her
who she can be friends with, you know what, Like
I don't actually know any of her friends, so I
was kind of making it up.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump.
Is well?

Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
The hopefully you told her don't hang around Brooke because
she's a wet blanket about your date idea.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
O terrible, But you know, Lame's a bad influence she
you know, Like, what do you mean? I don't know
if she meant what do you mean? Who's Lane or what?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Because there is no Lane?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, okay, you were a toxic boyfriend, Like what happened
to the romantic guy that she was dating, you know,
fake dating?

Speaker 10 (37:38):
Yeah, I mean I had to have fixed in a
little bit of real fake life.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Dude. That's exactly why she's not calling you.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You have to create some fake lows to enjoy those
fake highs in your relationships.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You don't put up with that type of crap in
a relationship.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You can single long enough, he has to do something.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'm not surprised anymore.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, was that it was there more to the.

Speaker 10 (37:58):
Day, it kind of got worse, perhaps because then we
kind of shifted in the topic of how to discipline
you know, our kids.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
You're on.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
You don't even have kids.

Speaker 10 (38:11):
No, we don't have kids now, but in the one
anniversary world, it's normal to talk about, you know, how
would you discipline kids.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You didn't see eye to eye on how to parent
your fake children.

Speaker 10 (38:22):
No, we were disagreeing a lot about that, and she
said something about my mom being overbearing.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I mean, how much longer did you guys last after that?

Speaker 10 (38:31):
Well, you know, it was hard coming out of like
the overbearing mom thing. It got a little awkward. It
just wasn't a good idea.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
All right, man, Well, it sounds like you had a
couple hiccups on the date, very tiny ones.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
But we're.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Every relationship goes through these moments before they find they're
like strip, isn't that right, Brooke?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The first date.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Aversary makes sense. So we're gonna play a song, We're
gonna come back. We're gonna call your girlfriend of one year, Isabella,
and we're gonna see if we can get her to
go out with you one more time? Okay, the second time?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Second date update. Jose keeps telling me off the air
that he's gonna steal this date idea I am, even
though the girl clearly isn't calling back after it.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It ended in total disaster. But it's so funny left
at each other.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
If a girl wasn't calling you back, Jose, Usually that's
a bad sign.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I know, but it's just like, how much fun could
you have imagining your one year university?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
He just wants to be in a relationship so bad.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
But we're talking about one of our listeners, Wayne, who
just went out on a date with someone named Isabella,
and on their first date, they pretended that it was
their one year anniversary, so they set it all up
with champagne and flowers at a restaurant. But Wayne thinks
he may have over committed to the character when he
made some jokey comments about who Isabella can and can't

(40:08):
hang out with and how they are going to parent
their future non existent children someday down the road.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
It's fake, guys, I know, Wayne, Why did you go
with controlling boyfriend as your PERSONA?

Speaker 10 (40:20):
Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't really thinking I was
doing controlling, boyfriend. I was just thinking, you know, one
year you have these little.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Lake No telling someone who they can and can't hang
out with is very controlling.

Speaker 10 (40:32):
I mean I was just looking out for lanes of
bad influence.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, that's not a good lane in my life yet it.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Guys, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Didn't your husband buy you a dish rack on your
one year anniversary?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
It's true, yeah, but he never tried to tell me
who I couldn't couldn't hang out that get.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
In the kitchen and dishes, don't get the water all
over the counter.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I'm hanging out with mister clean.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
So it can't turn out any worse than that, right, Wayne,
Let's just call Isabella and see here we go. I'm
gonna Isabella, let's do this.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Hey, is this Isabella? Yes, Hey Isabella. My name is
jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning.

Speaker 11 (41:24):
Okay, like that, sass.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I don't know what it's funny, really funny? Isabella already?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Hi, Hi, this is the whole morning show that's a brooke.
You probably know their social media handle Brook Fox Fox.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
At hilarious everything. Yeah, and then Alexis at Alexis Fuller
sixteen sixteen. OK, I don't follow you, guys.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
We're not calling because of social media.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Just see follow us. We're doing a segment on this
show asking about somebody that you went out with recently
named Wayne.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Oh oh.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Was that a good?

Speaker 15 (42:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
You want to know, Well, we want to know what
you thought about your date because we've heard a little
bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like to get
your perspective on it. Was it was it pers dancing
a corner?

Speaker 17 (42:28):
I mean I think it was a really clever idea
of mine.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Oh yeah, did do the one year anniversary thing? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Can you tell Brooke what an amazing idea? That date
was so fun? It sounds like she doesn't believe that
people can have fun doing that.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I'm not saying it didn't sound fun. It just you know,
I don't know, it depends on what you think, Like,
did you think it was fun?

Speaker 17 (42:53):
I mean it started out pretty fun because like it
was silly and just like, yeah, we already know each other,
we've known each other for a year or whatever. But
then like I don't know, we're talking about our family
and there was like this weird moment where I made
this joke about his mom being overbearing and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
That, which is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke, Like.

Speaker 17 (43:14):
Absolutely, But his response to that was like, are you
sure you want to eat that pasta? Like I want
you to live along and help you life, and I
don't know if that could be something that's a part
of your Dietah.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Heready told me about the friend thing.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Too, Like why is he doing or does he have
kind of a point if he wants you to live long?
And I mean, if he really cared about.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
You red But then he like he like brought up
this person.

Speaker 17 (43:48):
I can't even remember her name, but like he brought
up this person because it was made up or whatever.
But he was like I don't want you seeing her anymore,
bad influence for you and blah blah blah, and like yeah,
it was made up.

Speaker 12 (43:58):
But like I would kind of a red flag for me.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I would have a larm bells going off left and right,
like wait, I'm.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Another saying you made a joke about his mom being overbearing.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
But it's like a stereotypical joke, right, Oh, why is
that okay? Because it's not talking about who he is
as a person.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
She's not talking about who she is as a person.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
Can I just say something? It wasn't a real person.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Okay, Uh sorry, that's Wayne, Isabella. He just jumped in
the conversation a person.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
Isabella, we were we were in it together for one
year anniversary. I don't know when you talking about my
mom and even though she is very overbearing, you don't
know her.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
You hit a nail on the head.

Speaker 17 (44:42):
Huh, you're not listening, like you're saying about the mom.
And then you completely changed around onto me and something
about me as a person, and it's like that didn't
really hit well, you know, we weren't. We were joking
about our family, and then suddenly you started telling you
I shouldn't eat costa Like yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Uh, family joking is okay, but talking about food that
crosses the line.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
What they can or can't eat. Can can't hang out.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
With your safety and health and health.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
She's not child, you're not her dad, Like get out
of here, And why do you think boyfriends act that way?
Like if you're just even if you're just pretending, and
like pasta.

Speaker 17 (45:26):
Isn't even bad for you?

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Like what are you?

Speaker 17 (45:28):
What are you doing? You're basically just feeding into the
stereotype that carbs make you fat and I'm fat, Like.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
I didn't mean it like that. I was coming from
the health perspective and sharing about you want to have
a healthy long boxer's life together.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
No. I mean, it'd be one thing if you said
don't smoke.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
You know what's wrong with smoking.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
Legal?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You're telling me what I can and can't do her, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
I mean, if it wasn't positive, there wouldn't be the
freak out.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I mean, it seems like a big freak out over
one thing. Is that all that it was? He made
a bad joke about what she can and can eat
in a fake scenario.

Speaker 17 (46:17):
A lot of the it was a lot of them
making optic stuff, which you know, like there was one
where he was talking about like our kids and disciplining
our kids, and I was like, Okay, if we're just
dating on a one year anniversary, that's not something that
you usually talk.

Speaker 12 (46:31):
About, is disciplining your children.

Speaker 17 (46:32):
If you haven't even talked about wanting to have kids yet.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
And I was like, all right, I don't getting it.
Is what are you talking about? We already talked about
having kids at our six month March.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
No, you forgot that conversation, Isabella.

Speaker 17 (46:47):
That conversation maybe happened with another girl.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, a lot hotter situation than this. He's not very funny, Like,
come on, man, it's like foreshadowy. Just a happy relationship,
is what you were doing?

Speaker 10 (47:02):
Like, Brook, she's just against me the whole time.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You wa emailed us for help. Remember that, Brook, This
date idea was all her idea to pretend to be
like a couple a year into a relationship.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's fun. You pretend European vacation you have now.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Has to pay for a big euro trip.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
She's a bad boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh she's obviously going to split the costs, Jeffrey. They've
only been together for one year. Okay, she's an independent
working woman, give her a break.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Is that true, Isabella?

Speaker 17 (47:39):
I would absolutely pay my own way, but like I
would appreciate if he offered.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
More fun conversations.

Speaker 10 (47:49):
Yeah, would you like to go to Europe with me?
I'll pay for it.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, I pay for it.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Oh wow's behind? Well come on, guys. Literally, I think
he tried to take a bad angle as a joke
and it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
But I think she was her gut.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
You guys are still laughing right now. You have chemistry.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, Like we can all tell when a joke is
a joke and when it's not a joke except him,
and I'm not joking right now when I say I
want to pay for a second date for both of you,
and I will pay for it. Yes, pre Europe, pre Europe. Yes,
just a regular first date, and we can pretend that
you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore,
a real second date.

Speaker 17 (48:41):
I would be okay with a real second date and
see what he's really like in the present moment instead
of thinking what a future should be.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Oh my god, I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You said, Wayne, Are you still You're still up for this?

Speaker 10 (48:57):
Yeah? Of course she won't regret it at all.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, just no more hypotheticals on your guys date.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
You should not joke at all.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Look what happens. True love prevails even when Brooke tries
to actively check.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I just wish that some of my co hosts could
be more laid back and chill like.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Mister Smooth.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I get to I get too worked up. I know
I shouldn't care as much as I do. I don't
know why it lets me.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
That's the problem.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
I care.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
You really cared about it when they were laying into
him for.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
His date, I cared about her. I think those are
too many red flags.

Speaker 10 (49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I think Jose summed it up pretty well though when
he said the guy made a couple of mistakes on
the date, but overall it was a fun idea.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah yeah, and then he showed his true colors, and
then that's why she should have run. But whatever.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Really, you know, happy that they're going out of me
to love love Yeah, well, yeah, I think we got
to give him up break. They were fake people, setting
up fake scenarios, a fake problem making joke. None of
it was real. They don't actually have these problems between them,
and when they do, they can come back and we'll

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do an awkward Tuesday. But in the meantime, if you
ever need help getting a second day, you can always
email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling
you back and then judge you all the way till
get that's right.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Imagine being a little kid on Christmas morning, excitedly unwrapping
a present tearing off the boat goodness, go for it,
only to be completely shocked, not because it's something that
you wanted, but because your gift was clearly stolen from
a business earlier that day.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Plus maybe the most awkward company gift exchange ever, where
someone's secret Santa finally got a chance to give their
coworker a present that showed just how much they truly
have despised them. Wow, all this time working together. It's
coming up when we talk about the worst holiday presence
that people ever received. Right after this. The holiday season

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is all about giving a nice It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. And I know people like to say
it's the thought that counts, huh, But sometimes a present
is so unfathomably terrible. It's just so out there it
traumatizes the gift getter for the rest of their life.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I can already think of some trauma gifts that I've been.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
In your head.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
The worst part is there's no real healthy outlet for
when you get a bad gift, because, no matter what,
you're supposed to force a polite thank you through the
clenched teeth of your fake smile. But luckily a brand
new survey finally gave people the chance to vent about
the worst holiday gifts people ever gave them. Yeah, so

(52:03):
this is gonna be healthy for everybody. Let's get into it.
Number ten one Christmas, my aunt gave me a spam calendar,
twelve months of pictures of canned spam. I was fourteen
years old and had absolutely no idea what to do
with my face when I opened it.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
The bad thing is is I want to see it, Like,
how do they make spam seasonal? Like? Is it in
a bikini on a beach?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
For?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, we actually need to get our hands on this
and put it up in the studio. Number nine on
the list says one year, my dad got me an
emergency car crash kit.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
It has a good gift.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a
document form for both parties to fill out, the tape,
measurer for measuring I don't know stuff, and some white
chalk for what I assume was marking out where the
dead bodies lad somebody.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
So this dad had as much confidence in her driving
as Alexis's dad. I guess is the chalk is to
mark where the dense are for everything.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah, or do some sidewalk art while you wait for
it comes to show up. Number eight. My grandpa said
he was planning on giving me a tissue box with
some money inside of it one year.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
That's a weird thing. Why put the money in there?

Speaker 9 (53:26):
I'm still not sure why he wanted to do it
that way, but anyway, he accidentally wrapped the wrong box,
and on Christmas morning, I just opened a regular box
of tissues, but they're like CLEANX friend.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Meanwhile, Grandpa, eight days later was like, why did somebody
put money.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
In number seven on the list for Secret Santa. One year,
I got a present from a coworker who I'm positive
never liked me. Okay, because their gift to me was
a double XL T shirt. It said fast food removal
service on the shop.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
Savage.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I could see the twisted joy in their eyes when
I unwrapped my presence.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I once got a gift from a coworker here that
was a beer tour. I was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Something to look forward to once you're done with all that.
Oh okay, if you've ever received a terrible Christmas present, though,
then you can totally identify with this. Because we're going
over a survey of the worst gifts people ever got
for Christmas. Number six says, I'm a dude and when
I was thirteen, I received a weird gift from my uncle.
It was a magazine with Paris Hilton half naked on it,

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along with a small tube of vasileine. I guess it
was supposed to be a joke, but it was really
really awkward to open up in front of my family
on Christmas morning.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I'm really glad I didn't say, but it was really
really useful.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Number five says I vaguely remember being a little kid
over at my grandma's house and we had a random
conversation one day about how I like the squishy toilet
seats at her place better than the hard toilet seats
at mine because they're in a cold at night. Well,
that year, for Christmas, I excitedly unwrapped my grandma's gift,
only to discover a light pink, squishy toilet seit.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yes, what you want?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Is that the color?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You wanted to say? I mean, I get the logic,
but really, Nana, on Christmas.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I feel like that's a good gift.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Number four I'll never forget when my uncle came over
for the holidays one year, and his present for me
was one of those restaurant pagers that buzzes when your
table's ready, which he clearly has stolen from the spaghetti factory,
along with a stack of cocktail napkins that had the
spaghetti factory logo on them.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It'll only be worth it of half an hour after
opening it, it actually buzzed.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Number three, he says, one year, my stepdad's sister, so
my step aunt, got me a pair of Aldi brand
women's lacy underwear with the size scribbled out. The sister
came over to me after the present time and whispered,
I got these for myself, but they were too big.

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I just blacked out the size. That way you wouldn't
feel so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You know, this is relatable because of our coworker who
gave me her left.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
God the whole package of them, different.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Colors ye are wearing right now.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
They said I would rather get nothing than have to
say thank you for that.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Number two says, when I was ten years old, my
grandparents stayed over at our house and gave me a
rolling suitcase on Christmas Day. Would have been okay, but
the reason is because while they were in town visiting.
My grandpa bought himself a brand new, larger suitcase for
their flight home.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Wait, you got the hands.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
He decided to just pass his old one down to
me as a holiday gift.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
It's still kind of.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Cool that that is so quintessential Grandparently.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
It's still worse secret and the number one worst present
someone got for Christmas according to this survey.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
How can it top any of the ones that you've read?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
It says, I will never forget the year I bought
my whole family third row tickets to see James Brown
live in concert, and literally within minutes of them opening
their gifts, it was announced on the news Christmas morning
James Brown had passed away.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
No, not rescheduled.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah James Brown.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Here's a bonus one that says, looking back, this really
wasn't a bad present. But when I was six, I
got a pair of pants for Christmas and I started
crying and screamed out, you're.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Supposed to get me these anyway.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Those are the worst gifts people ever got for the holidays.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Got a new player. Jamika on the phone right now,
and she is currently sitting in her car outside of
a restaurant, ready to celebrate her son's birthday.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
What's your son's name?

Speaker 17 (58:23):
Yes, Adrian, Happy birthday, Adrian.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
How old is he.

Speaker 12 (58:29):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Oh my god, Oh my god. So actually he prefers
you to stay in the car. He doesn't actually want.

Speaker 12 (58:36):
You to go in I don't think exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done this week to him?

Speaker 18 (58:43):
Probably posted something on Instagram that he saw and was like, mom,
cheat that down.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You shared your face.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Well, hopefully you can pull out a win in honor
of your son's sixteenth birthday. Brook is Lee in the studio.
You know how the game works. You got thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 18 (59:08):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Good luck, Jamika, Your time starts now. All I want
for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey was released in
what year of the nineteen nineties, ninety ninety two or
ninety four ninety two, which is the only continent with
land in all four hemispheres. Past Neil Armstrong was the
first man to walk on the moon. Who was the
second Cash due to their large body size. What animal

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also has the largest brain in the world, Hippo? What
Las Vegas hotel, famous for their volcano shut down after
thirty five years on the strip?

Speaker 18 (59:44):
Cash, Maybe you don't dedicate this one to the birthday.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Your son's probably looking at you shaking your head.

Speaker 18 (59:51):
Right now, but you got to hand over his mouth
right now in shame.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Well, let's pivot out of your Sun's birthday and talk
about the holidays, because apparently Jamika has a Christmas tradition
where she gets her entire family to dress up in
their Christmas pj's and they watch Christmas movies together. What's
your favorite Christmas films, Jamika?

Speaker 18 (01:00:15):
This is controversial, so national Land puns Christmas vacation solid
lady y. Yeah, you gotta do home alone.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
The first one and then the second.

Speaker 18 (01:00:27):
The first one, the first one, and maybe the second one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I was embarrassed in my children over the weekend because
they watched the fourth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I'm not even Kevin anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I know, that's what I told them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
That's not really, that's not my Kevin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I kicked them out of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
That's a good Mom there, Okay, now it is Brooks turn.
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Your time starts now. All I want for Christmas is
You by Mariah Carey was released in what year of
the nineteen nineties, ninety ninety two or ninety four ninety four?
What is the only continent with lane and in all
four hemispheres?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
So interesting?

Speaker 18 (01:01:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Africa?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.
Who was the second buzz Aldrin due to their large
body size? What animal also has the largest brain in
the world?

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Uh? Blue whale?

Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Las Vegas hotel famous for their volcano shut down after
thirty five years on the strip?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Oh? Uh, that was the volcanos with Tropicana.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
All right, we'll take those guesses. It's time to go
over to the school board and see how you bolted
with Jose kids.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Just stop j about.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Brook is a kid. She loves one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
That was at last week, Jamika.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Can I just say happy birthday of your son again
and not really say that?

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
You guys zero own nobody?

Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
He still love me?

Speaker 10 (01:01:55):
Ye?

Speaker 16 (01:01:56):
Please you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I just tuck and rolled out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Of the car and the next test he fails. He's like,
well mom, yeah, got it right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
And Brooke obviously gets the wind with four.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Sorry about that, Jamika. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
was released in nineteen ninety four. Wow, the only continent
with land in all four hemispheres is Africa.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
That is so mind blowing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon,
second was Buzz Aldrin. Due to their large body size.
What animal has the largest brain in the world. The
answer is sperm whale at seventeen pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
So gave it to No it was weight.

Speaker 18 (01:02:34):
I would not have guessed that at all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
He gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
We gave her blue whale.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Theer was just whales. She could have said any whale.

Speaker 18 (01:02:40):
Okay, Okay, hippo, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Hippo was a good guess. Las Vegas Hotel, famous for
their volcano that shut down after thirty five years, was
the Mirage.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
The Mirage.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Okay, gosh, that's wild.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
So Jamika was not enough to beat Brooke today. But
just for playing, we are going to give you two
tickets to this Seattle Christmas Market. Seattle's Winter Wonderland is back.
Make unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities,
delicious food, and more. You can get your tickets for
the Seattle Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas Market dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
It's actually great and I bought pumpkin brittle for the show.

Speaker 12 (01:03:19):
That sounds delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
They have a bunch of cute chops. You're gonna love
it the market.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Don't worry, we do retakes here. You can call back
and play again. Okay.

Speaker 18 (01:03:26):
I always wonder how people get through so many times
because it's so hard for me to get through. I
think it is my son's birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Look, yeah, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
It's not only on his birthday tradition.

Speaker 17 (01:03:39):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
So come back again soon, Jamiica. We'll be back to
do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.