August 22, 2025 • 6 mins
People shared the weirdest posts they've seen on the app Next Door, and we’re gonna read you the funniest ones! You'll be grateful you don't have neighbors like these.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You can find interesting people on pretty much any app
that you use, Facebook, TikTok. For some reason, there's one
app where the nimbi's love to congregate.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know, nimby.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's an acronym for not in my backyard. I've never
heard it, but I like it. Nimbies love the app
next Door. I don't know what next door.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Next Door is like your neighborhood app. I try to
get on at once, and it is just either missing
pets or people complaining.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's supposed to be where neighbors can share information and
get help or give help, build connections with the people
living near them, just give us like a sense of
community and togetherness that we're like, hey, we're having a garage.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's weird, But.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Sometimes it morphs into a gossiping, complaining, passive.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Aggressive success pool.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, and that's why a list came out of the
funniest real posts on next door that'll make you a
appreciate having sane neighbors. Let's get into this number seven.
The subject line says, and this is with clap emojis
between every word. Okay, stop locking your cars after eight pm?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is it a criminal trying to break in. Yeah, it's
making it really hard for me to steal.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
If they say some of us have small children and
would appreciate if you lock your car with the beat
beep noise before eight pm.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
If it's not, then at least disarm the beat beet
noise from underneath your hood. Once you have parked your car,
lock it and be done with it. Otherwise, I assume
you're hiding drugs or selling illegal substances from your car.
I already have one neighbor on my radar for drugs,
and I will call the police if it continues. Can
(01:53):
you imagine the cops getting a call though from that
person that's like, oh my gosh, I heard somebody lock
their car outside.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah it's eight oh one. Officer's not down yet.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Number six. The subject is please help. Oh they say,
I'm out of butter. Please drop a stick at the
corner of blank and blank between two and four a m.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sunday morning, like a drug deal.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah it was butter standing for something else.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Or I think it's just real butter. They say, I
don't want to meet people. I don't want any new friends.
I just need butter. Butter is important to me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Maybe it's Alexis. She developed a bad habit after her
summer challenge.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We know she doesn't need butter for her mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Like I just eat it by the stick.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Scar Number five, The subject line possible cult activity at
Nixon Library.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Oh, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because we know it's probably not a library.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You be the judge, they say.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
During my entirety of my library visit, which was about
an hour, I watched this man stare at photos of
Gary Busey on the computer and print them off.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It is strange.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I do not know what.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
His agenda is, but I have a feeling it could
be a cult or Illuminati related Stay vigilant, good night,
And they include a photo of the guy at the computer.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Still looking up Gary pictures. Come on, leave his dood alone.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Baby's looking up pictures for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're looking at the funniest real posts from people on
the app next door, and they're gonna make you feel
lucky to live next to your sane neighbors.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Number four.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The subject are these your pets? Says, is anybody missing?
A German shepherd and a black and white goat.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
They both interested the combination.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They both showed up at our house this morning, and
they appeared to be on an adventure of some sort
movie script writings.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Not sure where they went. Good luck, here's a picture
of them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They're so cute.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I love it. Number three, the subject my mailbox.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Someone keeps farting in my mailbox late at night. I
can hear it outside the window because it echoes off
the tin. Then I smell it every time I check
my mail. This is getting old and is extremely childish.
My bills and coupons smell so bad I can't even
(04:40):
pay them or use them at the grocery store. If
you know of the flatulent phantom, please reply back.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I mean this is a reason to get a ring doorbell.
Get the video of however this is happening. It has
to be a tall person. There's no way a short
person could in a mailbox too much.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah someone, Yeah, two kids, one on the other shoulders.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Get a little step stool. Yeah yeah, Brook, you gotta
get creative.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Number two the subject line suspicious behavior.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I saw my neighbor drive up to their house, open
the garage door from inside their vehicle and drive in,
then close the door behind them. It was last night,
around five point thirty PM. Did anyone else see this after?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This is there?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Typically they park in the driveway, but last night they
parked inside the garage. I've made a report, but I
want to keep others on the lookout for this type
of behavior. It just makes me nervous for this to
be happening in my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Interesting that like it never dawns on them that they're
the creepy person.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's always like I'm helping in case you want to.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They do have a description of the vehicle vehicle one
type truck, one truck see it beware?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh man, I bet.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
They locked their doors after eight pm sometimes too.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And the number one weird funny posts somebody actually left
on next door.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
We haven't covered number one yet.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
They put up this picture of a pretty tall sunflower.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's like just above the fence of their neighbor.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah. Those are cool, they can get so big.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, And they wrote, my neighbor has this suspicious flower
peeking into my backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It does look like a face.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Looking at it does look I couldn't get close enough
to see if there was a hidden camera inside.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Is this even legal?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Not sure if I should call the cops or the FBI?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
None I don't know. The FBI needs a case like.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
This suspicious sunflowers. Before you go it, the tulips are
going to be on board.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The next Door is such like an endless treasure trove
of hilarious posts. We have to do more of these,
but those are some of the funniest real posts left
on next Door.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We'll do your phone tap right after this
You can find interesting people on pretty much any app
that you use, Facebook, TikTok. For some reason, there's one
app where the nimbi's love to congregate.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know, nimby.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's an acronym for not in my backyard. I've never
heard it, but I like it. Nimbies love the app
next Door. I don't know what next door.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Next Door is like your neighborhood app. I try to
get on at once, and it is just either missing
pets or people complaining.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's supposed to be where neighbors can share information and
get help or give help, build connections with the people
living near them, just give us like a sense of
community and togetherness that we're like, hey, we're having a garage.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's weird, But.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Sometimes it morphs into a gossiping, complaining, passive.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Aggressive success pool.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, and that's why a list came out of the
funniest real posts on next door that'll make you a
appreciate having sane neighbors. Let's get into this number seven.
The subject line says, and this is with clap emojis
between every word. Okay, stop locking your cars after eight pm?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is it a criminal trying to break in. Yeah, it's
making it really hard for me to steal.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
If they say some of us have small children and
would appreciate if you lock your car with the beat
beep noise before eight pm.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
If it's not, then at least disarm the beat beet
noise from underneath your hood. Once you have parked your car,
lock it and be done with it. Otherwise, I assume
you're hiding drugs or selling illegal substances from your car.
I already have one neighbor on my radar for drugs,
and I will call the police if it continues. Can
(01:53):
you imagine the cops getting a call though from that
person that's like, oh my gosh, I heard somebody lock
their car outside.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah it's eight oh one. Officer's not down yet.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Number six. The subject is please help. Oh they say,
I'm out of butter. Please drop a stick at the
corner of blank and blank between two and four a m.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sunday morning, like a drug deal.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah it was butter standing for something else.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Or I think it's just real butter. They say, I
don't want to meet people. I don't want any new friends.
I just need butter. Butter is important to me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Maybe it's Alexis. She developed a bad habit after her
summer challenge.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We know she doesn't need butter for her mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Like I just eat it by the stick.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Scar Number five, The subject line possible cult activity at
Nixon Library.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Oh, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because we know it's probably not a library.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You be the judge, they say.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
During my entirety of my library visit, which was about
an hour, I watched this man stare at photos of
Gary Busey on the computer and print them off.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It is strange.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I do not know what.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
His agenda is, but I have a feeling it could
be a cult or Illuminati related Stay vigilant, good night,
And they include a photo of the guy at the computer.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Still looking up Gary pictures. Come on, leave his dood alone.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Baby's looking up pictures for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're looking at the funniest real posts from people on
the app next door, and they're gonna make you feel
lucky to live next to your sane neighbors.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Number four.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The subject are these your pets? Says, is anybody missing?
A German shepherd and a black and white goat.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
They both interested the combination.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They both showed up at our house this morning, and
they appeared to be on an adventure of some sort
movie script writings.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Not sure where they went. Good luck, here's a picture
of them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They're so cute.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I love it. Number three, the subject my mailbox.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Someone keeps farting in my mailbox late at night. I
can hear it outside the window because it echoes off
the tin. Then I smell it every time I check
my mail. This is getting old and is extremely childish.
My bills and coupons smell so bad I can't even
(04:40):
pay them or use them at the grocery store. If
you know of the flatulent phantom, please reply back.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I mean this is a reason to get a ring doorbell.
Get the video of however this is happening. It has
to be a tall person. There's no way a short
person could in a mailbox too much.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah someone, Yeah, two kids, one on the other shoulders.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Get a little step stool. Yeah yeah, Brook, you gotta
get creative.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Number two the subject line suspicious behavior.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I saw my neighbor drive up to their house, open
the garage door from inside their vehicle and drive in,
then close the door behind them. It was last night,
around five point thirty PM. Did anyone else see this after?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This is there?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Typically they park in the driveway, but last night they
parked inside the garage. I've made a report, but I
want to keep others on the lookout for this type
of behavior. It just makes me nervous for this to
be happening in my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Interesting that like it never dawns on them that they're
the creepy person.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's always like I'm helping in case you want to.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They do have a description of the vehicle vehicle one
type truck, one truck see it beware?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh man, I bet.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
They locked their doors after eight pm sometimes too.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And the number one weird funny posts somebody actually left
on next door.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
We haven't covered number one yet.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
They put up this picture of a pretty tall sunflower.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's like just above the fence of their neighbor.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah. Those are cool, they can get so big.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, And they wrote, my neighbor has this suspicious flower
peeking into my backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It does look like a face.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Looking at it does look I couldn't get close enough
to see if there was a hidden camera inside.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Is this even legal?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Not sure if I should call the cops or the FBI?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
None I don't know. The FBI needs a case like.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
This suspicious sunflowers. Before you go it, the tulips are
going to be on board.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The next Door is such like an endless treasure trove
of hilarious posts. We have to do more of these,
but those are some of the funniest real posts left
on next Door.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We'll do your phone tap right after this
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