October 20, 2025 • 6 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My girl, what's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
loser line.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Goome, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
guy approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, could you
do me a favor? Tell you boobs to stop looking
at my eyes?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
But I love it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is it so bad that I love it? After he
says that line, whatever you do, resist the urge to
compare his stuff to a little grain of rice. Instead
give him the number to the loser line, So hopefully
he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play for
you over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Happy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Happy burst, Happy.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Okay shoe.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know this elevator music might be throwing me off,
but happy birthday baby.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Give me a call next message.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Valerie did not have a good birthday because she didn't
get to hear that voicemail on her phone. So hopefully
she's listening to this right now and.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Got that he was alone in the elevator when he left.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's just like six people standing around him awkwardly. Guys,
can you keep it down?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
By the way, that was good?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Next message, Okay, look, okay, clearly this is not.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Going to work out with us.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We hung out like like what three days ago, and
no call, no tet, nothing from you at all. I
know you said your father was dying, and I understand
that that stucks and everything, but exists. How it's going
to be with you? Like, I'm sorry, but I am
not okay with that. Like, come on, I need time too,
(02:07):
so I'm going to do you a favor. Don't father
calling me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh Next message, Oh god, did we just get the
worst person in the world?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh yeah, Dan, goodness, they got the loser line, the
evil line. How is she single? I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
The compassion and the empathy and.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
When they say that there's only scraps left on the
dating market, clearly not in her city. Oh man, they
really missed out.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Next message, I hope I have the right number. I
agree to get this tattoo last night in a house
party and must have been you convinced me with the
tequila and you're charming and all that kind of stuff.
But see, I have a girlfriend and and it has
your name. I have your name tattooed on me and
(03:00):
my girlfriend's name is Tammy. So I already have enough
problems as it is, and I.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Need to fix this.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Can you call me and I need to figure this out?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Please?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Did he get the tattoo?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm confused, yes, but no it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
She's not gonna help you, dude. That was your decision
that you're living with. He already had a tattoo of
her name from somebody else and it matches or it
was literally her tattoo.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I read it as there was a tattoo artist at
the party and the girl convinced him to get her
name tattooed.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It is not Tammy got it. That's how I read
it anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And then she gave him the loser line number. I
mean it is a bold move.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Wow, dude, if only she would have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Had him tattoo the loser line. Everybody needs to be
getting the loser line number tattooed on their bodies. So
if you're getting some ink and make sure you just
add a little bit of space to put the loser
line in there. Let's hear another message.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie, Hi, this is my just
calling because uh, I was calling. Sorry, I don't know
why I got this all of a sudden, so nervous.
Let me just see, let me try to start all over. Hi, Kate,
(04:20):
I'm calling because I.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Think you're cute. I don't know what's happened to me.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I just I just wanted to ask you on a d.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Jesus, I'm sorry, it's just this doesn't happen. God, all right, I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Just I'm trying to ask you out if you're available
on Saturday. Don't know that's better? So yeah, just just
so call me back.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right
into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about
and he gets excited.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
In the bedroom too, is a real man?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So great?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You would love that, wouldn't you.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's a little small world after all. Actually, in the
bedroom you put on the bro you gave your number
to my girlfriends? Like, are you freaking stupid?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Like seriously, Bro, you thought she'd leave me. It's not
his fault.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
He needs to know that he crossed the lines cannot
be crossed.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I was hot.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It's not his fault.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, he's right, you are hot, so yeah, it is
his fault.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Hang up.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I guarantee that I make more.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Money than you, and I bet I could run a
five k faster than you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You're gonna brag about five k. He loved me and
not you, so the uh.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Even though she technically got rejected, but she's hot.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Maybe the guys could pay for the Loser Line.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Didn't think so, but her boyfriend does.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, it's his fault. I hope that she's hot. You
should feel bad about himself too.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's one of those healthy relationships.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
That we just heard.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Did I say the dating market was bad because the
couple's market? Not so grady.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're bragging about five k's like where you come to.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Although I mean that is pretty cool. I'm with him
on that. You can listen to the Loser Line regularly
at this time every weekend. Make sure you subscribe to
the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen
to all of our Loser Lines, second dates, and phone taps.
Right there, we got a phone tap coming
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
My girl, what's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
loser line.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Goome, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
guy approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, could you
do me a favor? Tell you boobs to stop looking
at my eyes?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
But I love it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is it so bad that I love it? After he
says that line, whatever you do, resist the urge to
compare his stuff to a little grain of rice. Instead
give him the number to the loser line, So hopefully
he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play for
you over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Happy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Happy burst, Happy.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Okay shoe.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know this elevator music might be throwing me off,
but happy birthday baby.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Give me a call next message.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Valerie did not have a good birthday because she didn't
get to hear that voicemail on her phone. So hopefully
she's listening to this right now and.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Got that he was alone in the elevator when he left.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's just like six people standing around him awkwardly. Guys,
can you keep it down?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
By the way, that was good?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Next message, Okay, look, okay, clearly this is not.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Going to work out with us.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We hung out like like what three days ago, and
no call, no tet, nothing from you at all. I
know you said your father was dying, and I understand
that that stucks and everything, but exists. How it's going
to be with you? Like, I'm sorry, but I am
not okay with that. Like, come on, I need time too,
(02:07):
so I'm going to do you a favor. Don't father
calling me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh Next message, Oh god, did we just get the
worst person in the world?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh yeah, Dan, goodness, they got the loser line, the
evil line. How is she single? I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
The compassion and the empathy and.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
When they say that there's only scraps left on the
dating market, clearly not in her city. Oh man, they
really missed out.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Next message, I hope I have the right number. I
agree to get this tattoo last night in a house
party and must have been you convinced me with the
tequila and you're charming and all that kind of stuff.
But see, I have a girlfriend and and it has
your name. I have your name tattooed on me and
(03:00):
my girlfriend's name is Tammy. So I already have enough
problems as it is, and I.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Need to fix this.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Can you call me and I need to figure this out?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Please?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Did he get the tattoo?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm confused, yes, but no it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
She's not gonna help you, dude. That was your decision
that you're living with. He already had a tattoo of
her name from somebody else and it matches or it
was literally her tattoo.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I read it as there was a tattoo artist at
the party and the girl convinced him to get her
name tattooed.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It is not Tammy got it. That's how I read
it anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And then she gave him the loser line number. I
mean it is a bold move.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Wow, dude, if only she would have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Had him tattoo the loser line. Everybody needs to be
getting the loser line number tattooed on their bodies. So
if you're getting some ink and make sure you just
add a little bit of space to put the loser
line in there. Let's hear another message.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie, Hi, this is my just
calling because uh, I was calling. Sorry, I don't know
why I got this all of a sudden, so nervous.
Let me just see, let me try to start all over. Hi, Kate,
(04:20):
I'm calling because I.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Think you're cute. I don't know what's happened to me.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I just I just wanted to ask you on a d.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Jesus, I'm sorry, it's just this doesn't happen. God, all right, I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Just I'm trying to ask you out if you're available
on Saturday. Don't know that's better? So yeah, just just
so call me back.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right
into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about
and he gets excited.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
In the bedroom too, is a real man?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So great?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You would love that, wouldn't you.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's a little small world after all. Actually, in the
bedroom you put on the bro you gave your number
to my girlfriends? Like, are you freaking stupid?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Like seriously, Bro, you thought she'd leave me. It's not
his fault.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
He needs to know that he crossed the lines cannot
be crossed.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I was hot.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It's not his fault.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, he's right, you are hot, so yeah, it is
his fault.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Hang up.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I guarantee that I make more.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Money than you, and I bet I could run a
five k faster than you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You're gonna brag about five k. He loved me and
not you, so the uh.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Even though she technically got rejected, but she's hot.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Maybe the guys could pay for the Loser Line.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Didn't think so, but her boyfriend does.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, it's his fault. I hope that she's hot. You
should feel bad about himself too.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's one of those healthy relationships.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
That we just heard.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Did I say the dating market was bad because the
couple's market? Not so grady.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're bragging about five k's like where you come to.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Although I mean that is pretty cool. I'm with him
on that. You can listen to the Loser Line regularly
at this time every weekend. Make sure you subscribe to
the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen
to all of our Loser Lines, second dates, and phone taps.
Right there, we got a phone tap coming
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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