November 24, 2025 • 7 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What with you a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is this the right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Good on, just call me.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while
you're out at the club and uses this charming pick
ap line on you. Hey girl, I saw you over there,
and I'm wondering are you a campfire? Because I think
I want some more BD doves. My name is Barnaby
(00:29):
Barnaby Wild, surprisingly single. After he drops that line, whatever
you do, don't tell him to pitch his own tent somewhere. Instead,
tell him you want to play sleeping bear and you'll
be the jar of honey.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And that's when you.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Leave him the number of the loser line. So hopefully
he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play over the
air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Next message, Hi Drew, it's Joey. Look, I just want
to I want to apologize and explain again. I just
wasn't paying attention because I was on my phone and
I didn't realize that it was the men's restroom that
I was walking into. Okay, I just I went to
(01:12):
the last stoll and I opened it and that's where
we you know, met, I guess officially you know for
the first time. What's important here, Drew is I just
want you to know that I was only running out
screaming creeper because I thought that you were in the
women's restroom, which I feel really stupid saying now because
(01:36):
clearly I was the creeper in that situation. So anyway,
I just I want to make it up to you somehow,
like maybe maybe I can take out to dinner, and
I guess I promise if either of us needs to
use the restroom, we'll go into separate ones and I'll
(01:56):
read the signs better. I guess I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That's the funniest image of a girl walking in the
men's room, opening a sol and going great bar.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
And the sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,
they probably actually banned the guy from the place because
away he's like no, no, no, I swear yeah, right
in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet
is brooks love language, So it's true.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yeah, I mean
like she was kind of coming on just.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That bar had to offer that next Hey, I hope
this isn't gonna ruin things. But my dad's gonna drive
us on our date. And it's not what you think,
like you know, like D you wire, Well, it's actually
(02:57):
all right, it's d why But yeah, I mean I
don't want to make this weird, but I was thinking, like,
if my dad's coming, maybe would you want to like
invite your mom to come.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know if she's like single or anything, but
since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,
you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's
dropping us off at the burger place, He's probably just
gonna like sit there and wait till we're done, and
then after he'll take us back home. So I mean,
we could do whatever we want there. He's he's pretty
(03:30):
relaxed about like rules and stuff like that. He's not
gonna bug us. So I don't know. If you want
to ask your mom, just let me know if she's
down for something like that next me.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I just feel like somebody needs to explain, like ride
shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean, a
chance this is a moment that you spring for that
Like I understand you can't drive, you don't have your
driver's license. You've made a terrible choice, but let's take
care of it in a different way.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah yeah, but you know what's an even better double
date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with
your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok are
you with your I'm just going off of this. So
many strange and sensual segments are available to consume for
brothers and sisters and mommies and dads.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't want to go there.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Make sure you watch the video of us in studio
reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before
you hit the lights and spin that bottle.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Baby, you're gonna get us taken down.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
I don't really know anything.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I don't even want to have family dinner with my
family after you said all that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm just showing you how to get it hot right now.
Let's keep turning up the heat by going back to
these clips. Oh yeah, next message busted?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, Ladanian.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
I don't know why you felt the need to lie to.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Me about who you are, and I'm feeling pretty stupid
for believing you. But do you think I was not
going to go home and look you up like I
thought a white guy's name would be Ladanian and he
was a star running back in the NFL. Uh, you
do realize that all that information is available on the internet. Yeah,
so you totally freaking lied to me.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And I really really wanted to believe you because I
just thought, well, even though he's short, maybe out of shape,
maybe he's like super fast or crafty on the field.
I really wanted to believe you. But absolute both and
your little.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Friend Levian or whatever the hell his name was, I'm
pretty sure he was not the person that you said
he was either, So lose my number, don't text me
good luck with your freaking fake NFL career idiot message.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
So you're telling me there's two white, pudgy guys running
around telling women they were pro NFL running backs named
Ladamian and Levon. They're giving out the loser line to
these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll. She's like, look,
you may have faked your career, but I had your number.
Yeah I got the last one she believed.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Second, that's the scariest part is that people are buying
it to the story.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I swear I've never been so shocked
in my life, and I'm sorry that I had to
walk out of the bar on you after like fifteen minutes,
but it was just like, who lives like that? Seriously,
no one, and I mean absolutely no one is using
brit of filters anymore. I can't even believe you still
have one.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I actually care about what.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Goes into my body, Okay, so that's why I drive
out like once a week to the well onside my
grandpa's house. Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.
Do you not realize the brit is part of the
Chinese government and they're making them every time you buy
a bridle? Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
A good job, brit of Filters.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
An, it's a new thing.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for
all of China's military and nuclear weaponry?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Taste so crisp, Yeah, very delicious.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Remember listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time
every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook
and Jeffrey TikTok No filters.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Here, Jeffy, you can hear
Speaker 4 (07:24):
All of your favorite Loser lines right there now, we're
going to do a phone tap right after this
What with you a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is this the right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Good on, just call me.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while
you're out at the club and uses this charming pick
ap line on you. Hey girl, I saw you over there,
and I'm wondering are you a campfire? Because I think
I want some more BD doves. My name is Barnaby
(00:29):
Barnaby Wild, surprisingly single. After he drops that line, whatever
you do, don't tell him to pitch his own tent somewhere. Instead,
tell him you want to play sleeping bear and you'll
be the jar of honey.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And that's when you.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Leave him the number of the loser line. So hopefully
he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play over the
air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Next message, Hi Drew, it's Joey. Look, I just want
to I want to apologize and explain again. I just
wasn't paying attention because I was on my phone and
I didn't realize that it was the men's restroom that
I was walking into. Okay, I just I went to
(01:12):
the last stoll and I opened it and that's where
we you know, met, I guess officially you know for
the first time. What's important here, Drew is I just
want you to know that I was only running out
screaming creeper because I thought that you were in the
women's restroom, which I feel really stupid saying now because
(01:36):
clearly I was the creeper in that situation. So anyway,
I just I want to make it up to you somehow,
like maybe maybe I can take out to dinner, and
I guess I promise if either of us needs to
use the restroom, we'll go into separate ones and I'll
(01:56):
read the signs better. I guess I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That's the funniest image of a girl walking in the
men's room, opening a sol and going great bar.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
And the sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,
they probably actually banned the guy from the place because
away he's like no, no, no, I swear yeah, right
in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet
is brooks love language, So it's true.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yeah, I mean
like she was kind of coming on just.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That bar had to offer that next Hey, I hope
this isn't gonna ruin things. But my dad's gonna drive
us on our date. And it's not what you think,
like you know, like D you wire, Well, it's actually
(02:57):
all right, it's d why But yeah, I mean I
don't want to make this weird, but I was thinking, like,
if my dad's coming, maybe would you want to like
invite your mom to come.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know if she's like single or anything, but
since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,
you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's
dropping us off at the burger place, He's probably just
gonna like sit there and wait till we're done, and
then after he'll take us back home. So I mean,
we could do whatever we want there. He's he's pretty
(03:30):
relaxed about like rules and stuff like that. He's not
gonna bug us. So I don't know. If you want
to ask your mom, just let me know if she's
down for something like that next me.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I just feel like somebody needs to explain, like ride
shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean, a
chance this is a moment that you spring for that
Like I understand you can't drive, you don't have your
driver's license. You've made a terrible choice, but let's take
care of it in a different way.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah yeah, but you know what's an even better double
date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with
your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok are
you with your I'm just going off of this. So
many strange and sensual segments are available to consume for
brothers and sisters and mommies and dads.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't want to go there.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Make sure you watch the video of us in studio
reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before
you hit the lights and spin that bottle.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Baby, you're gonna get us taken down.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
I don't really know anything.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I don't even want to have family dinner with my
family after you said all that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm just showing you how to get it hot right now.
Let's keep turning up the heat by going back to
these clips. Oh yeah, next message busted?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, Ladanian.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
I don't know why you felt the need to lie to.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Me about who you are, and I'm feeling pretty stupid
for believing you. But do you think I was not
going to go home and look you up like I
thought a white guy's name would be Ladanian and he
was a star running back in the NFL. Uh, you
do realize that all that information is available on the internet. Yeah,
so you totally freaking lied to me.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And I really really wanted to believe you because I
just thought, well, even though he's short, maybe out of shape,
maybe he's like super fast or crafty on the field.
I really wanted to believe you. But absolute both and
your little.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Friend Levian or whatever the hell his name was, I'm
pretty sure he was not the person that you said
he was either, So lose my number, don't text me
good luck with your freaking fake NFL career idiot message.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
So you're telling me there's two white, pudgy guys running
around telling women they were pro NFL running backs named
Ladamian and Levon. They're giving out the loser line to
these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll. She's like, look,
you may have faked your career, but I had your number.
Yeah I got the last one she believed.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Second, that's the scariest part is that people are buying
it to the story.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I swear I've never been so shocked
in my life, and I'm sorry that I had to
walk out of the bar on you after like fifteen minutes,
but it was just like, who lives like that? Seriously,
no one, and I mean absolutely no one is using
brit of filters anymore. I can't even believe you still
have one.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I actually care about what.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Goes into my body, Okay, so that's why I drive
out like once a week to the well onside my
grandpa's house. Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.
Do you not realize the brit is part of the
Chinese government and they're making them every time you buy
a bridle? Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
A good job, brit of Filters.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
An, it's a new thing.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for
all of China's military and nuclear weaponry?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Taste so crisp, Yeah, very delicious.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Remember listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time
every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook
and Jeffrey TikTok No filters.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Here, Jeffy, you can hear
Speaker 4 (07:24):
All of your favorite Loser lines right there now, we're
going to do a phone tap right after this
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