Loser Line (11/25/24)

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's with you?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is this the right number?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's a laser line.

Speaker 4 (00:06):
Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
a guy approaches you while you're out at the club
and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, miss oh,
this is a wild guess. But is your name jingle bells?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I only say that because it looks like you go
all the way after he drops that line. Whatever you do,
don't let on that you've dm the joker four times
in the last three days. Instead, tell that caped creeper
that if he plays his cards right, maybe he could
take a peek at your hall of justice. And that's

(00:42):
when you give him the number, the loser line, so
hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we could play on
the air voicemails like this one next message.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
I know I told you that maybe I'd want to
go out tonight, but you know, honestly, I'm just I'm
just not feeling it. I mean, I'm on my couch,
I'm in cozy clothes, I'm watching TV right now. Am
I getting old? It's like ever since I turned twenty four,
I just feel so adult. You know, I'm kind of
okay being in. If I go out, I'm like ninety

(01:14):
ninety percent sure that it'd be like the movie Taken.
And I don't want to be taken. I mean, or
maybe I do. I'm I don't know, maybe i'd be
flattering to be taken. I mean, to be taken. I mean,
they'll travel the world, right, I mean, obviously it's bad.
I mean I don't want to be But I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Just saying next message, I've never thought about it. That's
not means it about kidnapping.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, saying that maybe the only thing to get her
out of the house. But by the end she talked
herself out of getting kidnapped. If she was twenty three, though,
and young and immature, she might still be into it.
Now she's twenty four, she's grown out of kidnapping and
traveling the world.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
She's adulting.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Good for her.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Becca.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
It's Roberto, okay, it is, it's Robbed.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
I was just kidding.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
So you popped up on my time hop from last year, and.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I forgot how good of a time we had on
I don't remember what your friend's name, but your friend's boat.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
You remember that we should, uh, we should get together
sometimes on the boat. Maybe that would be lit.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
All right, give me a call.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Next during the summer.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, that's true. I don't know how old he is,
but you could tell he took like thirty minutes pumping
himself up to say the word lit. Never said that
word before in his entire life.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Sounds old enough to be over his boat days. Honestly,
I was pretty drunk when.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I emailed you, so just come back and I'm sorry,
So please.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Call me back because it is getting dark.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's too big.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Wait, big wait, he was drunk because it sounded like
he is currently drunk.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, it's dark about that part. It sounded like Brooks
type to me. If you haven't heard, we post the
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that last call.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I'm married.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I'm just reading what you wrote here on the paper.
Good job on acting shocked. That's written right here too.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Say look, weirdo, it is not cool for you to
slip your phone number into my hands.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
At the bar without my permission. I have a really
good looking boyfriend. He's extremely strong and if he knew
you were doing this, he would probably punch you straight
in the base.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
So I would.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Suggest that you probably don't give your number out to
people at the bar that have boyfriends, and we do
not call me ever again. Bye bye? What was Oh
my god, I'm so sorry I did not know.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
You after a kind of lack of base.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Just keep your going on you Next Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
What wait?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That was her boyfriend laughing in the background.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
To decide of that. Maybe that's a situation where she
exchanged numbers with a guy not knowing she got the
loser line. Knew that her boyfriend was listening, so it
was trying to make a big show calling him like, hey,
don't call me.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Some guy was slimmy his number, or she got kidnapped
by a laughing maniac like the.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
First girl kind of waned.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
She did get taken.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, that's what I think actually happened.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
That guy's sounded.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Psycho, he sounded fun. Was like club views are going
on in the background. Maybe getting taken is a better
time than we realized.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Next message, Hey, Louis, it's from the other night. I
was telling you all about mushroom foraging, and.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You were saying that you were into it, and I.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Just thought that was so cool.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
So why don't we.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Go this weekend? Like we can call it a hike
and just find what we find and try it, you know, because,
like I've been reading a little bit in this guide
book about mushrooms and so I like, I've kind of
have a pretty good idea of what we can meet.
I think there's ones that if they have what do
they call it when they have lines on the bottom,

(05:38):
it's like a fish word, gills gills.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
If they have gills on the bottom, those ones are okay?

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Or was it gills killed?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know what, I'll look it up again and look.
If anything bad were to happen, which I don't think
it will, like just worst case scenario. I have a
bottle of water and a flare gun. I've only ever
had to use it once, so I think we'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Next.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Got to respect a woman who doesn't give up. The
last guy got airlifted out, but she says next time
it's gonna be better. Mushroom people are weird.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
I intended a mushroom forum. I know that sounds strange. Yeah,
and this guy who is the mushroom expert.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's like, well, I'm seventy five.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You can try any of them.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I'm pretty sure you should memorize the kill one. Yeah,
that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Definitely read your dad.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
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