Loser Line (2/17/25)

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up with you? Is this the right number?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's a line.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Go on, just call me.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while
you're out at the bar and uses this charming pickup
line on you.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Hi, sugarplum. I love the tone of your skin. I
want to take a picture of it, or maybe make
a lampshade out of it. Well, then you'd really light.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Up after he says that, whatever you do, don't run
out of the bar screaming for help. Oh, I let
him smell your neck for a while, and that's going
to give you the opportunity to give him the loser line.
So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play on the air.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Voicemails like this one yo, I want to apologize.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I stopped talking to you because when we were hanging out,
I thought you were mad at me. But I talked
to my friends and they just said, you have resting face.
I was completely wrong. But hey, since you're not mad
at me, why don't we get together. I'll give you

(01:15):
a reason to get rid of that wrestling face.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
That didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I think it worked better than you may think. First
read on her being mad at him was actually correct.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
She's like, did you keep calling me?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
You're gonna get active?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Hey, it's me.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Look, I gotta be straight with you.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm anice guy, sometimes brutally and uh hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, I'm gonna say it. I'm just going to go
off my chest anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I had you know that. I thought that was really
weird call me.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm so can wasn't he just like manually control.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
What's happening?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
I don't like it?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Impressive but not.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I think there was some sort of message hidden in there,
like some sort of morse code.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah yeah, exclamation boy.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I think it means he likes here, and I'm glad
you get that off his chest.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I don't where all arts come from.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
No want to be honest again.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Remember you get the special Loser line number if you
text the word loser l O s E R to
seven eight five nine to give it to somebody who's
kind of creeping you out so they can call us
somethingven awkward voicemail like this one.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Britain. I wanted to tell you this at the bar
was all these other people around. I don't really want
to say it. But you and me should go to
the about Light. I know I don't seem like that type,
you know, tall guy, ball head, muscular, but sitting in
the audience at Love by a deray Man, I could
do that all night, like football games and NASCAR racing

(03:03):
and all that. I just want you to be sitting
right next to me watch your dancer doing car into
a whip throw. It's like going to have like I
could weep watching that. So yeah, Britt, give me a
call back, and maybe we'll go and check out one
of Stravinsky's classics. We'll split a hot dog, have some
ice cream. Let me know.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, I did not.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
See that coming that.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
That is a gem there.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
No, you will go a balatia with the guys wanting to.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Pay for it.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Nobody knows more than me about it.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Anybody to go to a sports game, he's going to
know more about that too.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't know I would.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I would give up on the thought that anyone.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Hot dog there something. It is weird when the guys like, yeah,
I got season tickets the Broadway.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
That's my dream.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That guy's a cats I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Next message, Hey, Jason, it's it's me from the other night.
I honestly, I wasn't going to take her number because
you're like way older than me. However, I do think
that you would maybe be a good fit for my
mom because if you like how I look, I mean,
she looks exactly like me, just you know, a little

(04:24):
bit older, you know, like twenty years older. Oh actually
maybe like twenty five, maybe thirty, closer to thirty. But
she's had work done, so she looks really good for
her age. She did tell me to tell you that
she did have both of her kids through a C section,
you know, so just passing that along, Suddy, letting you know.

(04:44):
I mean, you two could like get together, you know,
hang out, talk about old people's stuff. I don't know,
you know, like cell phones is like uh Facebook, and
I don't know whatever you guys whatever old people talk about. Anyway,
if you want her number, you can just like you know,
tech mean, I'll send it your way. Because of your age,
I'm not I'm assuming you know how to text, but
if not, just.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
This guy.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
That's the only reason she called it. Left him a
voicemail because she didn't.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Think that he was getting text I think her mom
sounds kind of cool though.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Guy, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Old yet, but I'm in that weird phase where I
feel like moms like me. She's still like me, so
I thinking.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
About there's that age where moms become like really cool moms,
like that's mom so cool. So I haven't met Alexis's
mom yet, but I feel like she's going to be
a really fun.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
And cool.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hey, Laurie, how you doing this? Is just checking in?
You know, I noticed that you looked bummed that I
didn't play an instrument like you're extent. Well, you know,
I forgot. I was actually amazing at the recorder in
elementary school, and you actually inspired me to pick it

(05:56):
back up again. So I got one actually on and
then I'm they're pretty cheap and I've been practicing ever since.
So I just learned how to play hot in here
by Nelly. So I'd love to kind of serenade you
a little bit and get a chance to have some
more drors and give me calling. You can.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, heed it, And I.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Really wish that that would have been the back.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh that's the loser line. You can listen to your
regularly at this time every week. Got your phone tapp
coming up?

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Next,