April 28, 2025 • 7 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is
this the right number? It's a luser line.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Come on, just call me.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
out at the club and uses this charming pickup line
on you. Excuse me, miss? Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your Instagram from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Noise, Yeah, ok.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Google maps, Yeah, whatever you do? Is this the urge
to hawk Alugi and his IPA Instead tell him his
Dandriff covered Polo T shirt is a huge turn on,
and then give him the digits to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play on the air. Voicemails like this ONEXT message.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh I got Hi, it's I am just leaving this
message because I had a very good time with you
last night at karaoke and I am fully in love
with your act and I it's very it's very dreamy,
and I'm sure you like every American girl probably says that,
(01:06):
but I mean it, and I just I've always wanted
to visit Australia. Actually, like I'm not just saying that because
you're from there, I always wanted to go, and like,
I just hear that.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
It's hot, ten people and kangaroos.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
That's great, and I just feel like I could. I
just really feel like I could do that and live there.
And I don't think that like the snakes and the
giant spiders. I think that would be your problem for me.
But you if you would be there to protect me,
then I could definitely do it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
So again, this is the stay and call me when
you get this by a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Okay, So to recap, drunk American girl meets hot Australian
guy and karaoke offers to live with him in his
home country.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I see nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Does this happen to reverse Jeff Jose Have you guys
ever gone to another country and they're like, oh, you're
American accent.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Take me home.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'm a man of many accents. Yeah, he just blends in,
but yeah, I'm still sucking.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hey, Courtney, So I know, we were talking about like
space and aliens.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
The other night, and it's kind of funny that it
came up because my kid has a science project and
he really needs somebody to be a giant saturn with
like a ring around them.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So like we have this outfit and.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
He made it. It's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So like if you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Don't mind, like maybe you could come over for a
bit and like we could fit you.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Like I would totally do it myself, but I got
like a company softball game that day, and it's super
important that I'm in it because we're trying to make
the playoffs, you know, So if you're cool with it,
I can like float you twenty bucks and we'll like
just paint your face real quick, just just nothing too crazy, like.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
A purply orange just you know, max to the planet.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Anyway, it's next Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You just seem like that kind of type of good person,
Like you wouldn't bail on a kid, right.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh, you would bail a kid while I bail on
him to go play company software exactly the priorities job.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, I mean the kid will understand.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, play off guy, you can bring home that giant trophy.
It's gonna be all worth it.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
A low grade.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You get a giant trophy for adult softball.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I mean it's a trophy of.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Hey, this is done. The guy you gave your number
two at the bar, last night, and uh, look, I
just need to be honest about this, So, uh, I
didn't really get it for me because the thing is
I have a twin brother and he was at the
bar too. He's a more introvert between us, so sometimes
(03:55):
i'll wingman for him. And yeah, so last night he
saw you and he asked me to talk to you
for him. So that was the sitch. But the positive
thing is we look exactly alike. So if you were
attracted to me, then you'll probably be attracted to him too.
(04:16):
But seriously, he does have a better job than me,
and him and I are living together at the moment,
so if you do decide to go out with him,
we might just see each other and.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Play.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
That's not too awkward. But anyway, you should give him
a shot. He's a He's a really cool guy.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Thanks, dude. Yeah, why wouldn't the brother be calling?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Is this a thing?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Twins?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Do you have twin?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are they identical?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You can tell him apart?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You guys don't think there was like some underlying tones
of double teaming in there, right, I'm just asking, I'm asking,
that's your in dream.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
What if she just.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dates both of them? Then one's got a good job.
The other's a good talker. Together, you're the perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, waiting at home to watch it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's the perfect relationship. It is a threesome.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Sometimes it just works. Hi, my name is Ron Green.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
I was told to call this number at this time
so I could give my audition to be the automated
phone voice for the County Corn Council. I'm very interested
in the position. I don't know like if I'm supposed
to speak to anybody directly or just like leave a message.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for
calling the County Corn Council, where Corn is our passion.
To report a corn related emergency, Press one for pharmtures.
Press two to learn more about our annual Corn Festival.
(06:10):
Press three to speak with a certified Corn representative. Please
press four. Thank you, and I have a corntastic day. Yeah. Sorry,
would never set like a script or anything, so I
just kind of like freewheeled it.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I feel like I went, wow, there.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Would be so many options when you call a corn.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, there's corn emergencies that people need to take care apparently,
I mean it's so said. He didn't get the job
because he called us instead.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I know if he hears this, I want him to
be the imaging on our show for the second date updates.
I want that guy's voice at the start of.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Every single second updates to be cornastic.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Absolutely that you will never be higher. And you can
listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week. Plus,
make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.
We got a phone tap coming up right after
Speaker 6 (07:04):
This brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is
this the right number? It's a luser line.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Come on, just call me.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
out at the club and uses this charming pickup line
on you. Excuse me, miss? Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your Instagram from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Noise, Yeah, ok.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Google maps, Yeah, whatever you do? Is this the urge
to hawk Alugi and his IPA Instead tell him his
Dandriff covered Polo T shirt is a huge turn on,
and then give him the digits to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play on the air. Voicemails like this ONEXT message.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh I got Hi, it's I am just leaving this
message because I had a very good time with you
last night at karaoke and I am fully in love
with your act and I it's very it's very dreamy,
and I'm sure you like every American girl probably says that,
(01:06):
but I mean it, and I just I've always wanted
to visit Australia. Actually, like I'm not just saying that because
you're from there, I always wanted to go, and like,
I just hear that.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
It's hot, ten people and kangaroos.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
That's great, and I just feel like I could. I
just really feel like I could do that and live there.
And I don't think that like the snakes and the
giant spiders. I think that would be your problem for me.
But you if you would be there to protect me,
then I could definitely do it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
So again, this is the stay and call me when
you get this by a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Okay, So to recap, drunk American girl meets hot Australian
guy and karaoke offers to live with him in his
home country.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I see nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Does this happen to reverse Jeff Jose Have you guys
ever gone to another country and they're like, oh, you're
American accent.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Take me home.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'm a man of many accents. Yeah, he just blends in,
but yeah, I'm still sucking.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hey, Courtney, So I know, we were talking about like
space and aliens.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
The other night, and it's kind of funny that it
came up because my kid has a science project and
he really needs somebody to be a giant saturn with
like a ring around them.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So like we have this outfit and.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
He made it. It's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So like if you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Don't mind, like maybe you could come over for a
bit and like we could fit you.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Like I would totally do it myself, but I got
like a company softball game that day, and it's super
important that I'm in it because we're trying to make
the playoffs, you know, So if you're cool with it,
I can like float you twenty bucks and we'll like
just paint your face real quick, just just nothing too crazy, like.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
A purply orange just you know, max to the planet.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Anyway, it's next Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You just seem like that kind of type of good person,
Like you wouldn't bail on a kid, right.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh, you would bail a kid while I bail on
him to go play company software exactly the priorities job.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, I mean the kid will understand.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, play off guy, you can bring home that giant trophy.
It's gonna be all worth it.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
A low grade.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You get a giant trophy for adult softball.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I mean it's a trophy of.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Hey, this is done. The guy you gave your number
two at the bar, last night, and uh, look, I
just need to be honest about this, So, uh, I
didn't really get it for me because the thing is
I have a twin brother and he was at the
bar too. He's a more introvert between us, so sometimes
(03:55):
i'll wingman for him. And yeah, so last night he
saw you and he asked me to talk to you
for him. So that was the sitch. But the positive
thing is we look exactly alike. So if you were
attracted to me, then you'll probably be attracted to him too.
(04:16):
But seriously, he does have a better job than me,
and him and I are living together at the moment,
so if you do decide to go out with him,
we might just see each other and.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Play.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
That's not too awkward. But anyway, you should give him
a shot. He's a He's a really cool guy.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Thanks, dude. Yeah, why wouldn't the brother be calling?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Is this a thing?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Twins?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Do you have twin?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are they identical?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You can tell him apart?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You guys don't think there was like some underlying tones
of double teaming in there, right, I'm just asking, I'm asking,
that's your in dream.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
What if she just.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dates both of them? Then one's got a good job.
The other's a good talker. Together, you're the perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, waiting at home to watch it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's the perfect relationship. It is a threesome.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Sometimes it just works. Hi, my name is Ron Green.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
I was told to call this number at this time
so I could give my audition to be the automated
phone voice for the County Corn Council. I'm very interested
in the position. I don't know like if I'm supposed
to speak to anybody directly or just like leave a message.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for
calling the County Corn Council, where Corn is our passion.
To report a corn related emergency, Press one for pharmtures.
Press two to learn more about our annual Corn Festival.
(06:10):
Press three to speak with a certified Corn representative. Please
press four. Thank you, and I have a corntastic day. Yeah. Sorry,
would never set like a script or anything, so I
just kind of like freewheeled it.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I feel like I went, wow, there.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Would be so many options when you call a corn.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, there's corn emergencies that people need to take care apparently,
I mean it's so said. He didn't get the job
because he called us instead.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I know if he hears this, I want him to
be the imaging on our show for the second date updates.
I want that guy's voice at the start of.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Every single second updates to be cornastic.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Absolutely that you will never be higher. And you can
listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week. Plus,
make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.
We got a phone tap coming up right after
Speaker 6 (07:04):
This brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
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