June 16, 2025 • 6 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the
right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Go just call me back.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
And if you haven't heard the loser line before, it
works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while
you're out at the bar and uses this charming pickup
line on you. Hey girl, oh boy, you like jalapenos. Yeah,
because I'm going to beat jalapennio mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I hope it's dear, our technical director laughing at after
he says that whatever you do, don't mock him in
front of his mom. Instead, tell his mother that she
raised a fine young man, and you believe it's okay
for guys to live at home with their parents till
at least age thirty nine. And that's when you give
him the numbers of the loser line. So hopefully he
(00:51):
leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.
Voicemails like this, one yo, LEXI, what up it?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We met outside the Crocodile Lounge, like, I don't know
one am. I don't want this to come across as
rude sounding or anything, but I'm a roadie for the
band that night, remember Venom Cathedral and the guys were
saying they needed more girls on the tour bus. So
(01:24):
not to be like weird, but would you want to
like hang out with them and party, because like they'll
sign stuff for you if you want for free. You
won't have to pay or anything. I mean not with
money at least. But uh, you know, they're pretty chill
(01:45):
dudes and you're definitely their type. So I don't know, Yeah,
text me back in an hour. It really look good
for me, So yeah, stay chill's good.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That is like the nerdiest roadie I've ever heard, really
hardcore or something, you know, like bad guys, how cringe
are you?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And you're like, I'm gonna look so cool if you
go kiss one of those guys, you're gonna hang out
and just be in the room. But we would all
get on that tour bus if that message was for us,
Right for Venom Cathedral, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Following the news, but women getting on tour buses is
kind of not happening in these days.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh no, it doesn't happen. No, not for Venom Cathedral.
What about Snake Bite Synagogue. I don't think about that one. Okay,
next message, Oh you should come over later so we
can play a.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Little perfume roulette. My knees smell like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They don't vacation right now?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Six feet proof salad. Ooh, that's gonna take.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You a while to find, because your sensus is going
to be like, oh where am I?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh my god, what just happened? Oh? I perfume, roomate
and plate. Yes, when you.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Too much perfumes at once, your mind starts to go
a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I still don't totally understand the game.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
All yeah, the smell like fruit salad. You're supposed to
combine all the senses like you stick with one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You smell some coffee beans in between.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
She is right that guys do love a woman with
sexy smelling knees.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes, that is true. Makes me go, who tear holes
in our knees? Knees?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Whiff, that's sexy. I do think it's important to smell good, though,
and that's why Brooke and Jeffery recently launched a new
scratch and sniff feature to our YouTube channel. Try it. Yeah,
go listen to all your favorite Second Day Talkward Tuesdays
and phone taps, and then get up real close and
take a big whiff of your phone screen. Oh, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Smell, everyone will look at Wait, I smell Alexis.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, Alexis's self tanning lotion mixed with Jose's toenail clippings. Yeah,
we spare no expense at getting down to the exact
formula for your sniffing pleasure.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Don't smell once they dry out, that right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You'll find out for yourself once you check it out
at broken Jeffrey. Now that you know that, let's get
back to the clips.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Beth uh again from the dark Park. Look, I got.
I'm assuming that you're not getting my phone calls, so
I don't know what the deal is, but yeah, I got.
I got my pants back from the dry cleaner and
it was seventy three dollars and ninety four cents.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So you know, maybe next.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Time you go to the dark Park. I mean, I
think it's bad advice to tell people to let the
dog finish. It's a big dog. You should probably train
it or something and maybe handle that dog for shake.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All right, it's my understanding that that's just a dog trick, right,
that's what you teach your dog, rollover, shake, do the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now, how much that bill cost?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And that's just for cleaning? Like, how much it must
be one heck of a stain that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You too impressed by the dog.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I'm gonna teach my my Bagel that trick when we
go to the dog park.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's a wild one.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Richard, Richard, the security guard is saying, I'm not on
the list, and I told him. I said, Richard, you
from the Prices Right told me to come. He's acting
like he doesn't know who you are. Can you please
call them and tell them what you told me?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I already told my sister that I was going to
be on the show, and it was really funny Joel
to tell you carry and I think it would get
really really good rating, So please please.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh hi.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Wow, wow, I like that.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
We got the secret Groopie band guy. We got the
secret Groopy Prices right guy.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I mean I've heard of people pretending to be professional
athletes to wouole woman. Never pretending to be a producer
for the Prices right, I would say.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
When I was in the audience for the Prices Right
there was a hot camera guy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Anything happened there. I didn't even get the number of
the loser line.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh wow, really disappointed you.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wanted up marrying a guy in film too. You love
camera men, I do. I love a man behind the camera,
and they love the smell of your knees through those
genes who remember. You can listen to Loser Line regularly
at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe
to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our YouTube where
you can hear all of your favorite segments. Right there,
we're gonna do a phone tap coming up right after
Speaker 1 (06:43):
This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the
right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Go just call me back.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
And if you haven't heard the loser line before, it
works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while
you're out at the bar and uses this charming pickup
line on you. Hey girl, oh boy, you like jalapenos. Yeah,
because I'm going to beat jalapennio mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I hope it's dear, our technical director laughing at after
he says that whatever you do, don't mock him in
front of his mom. Instead, tell his mother that she
raised a fine young man, and you believe it's okay
for guys to live at home with their parents till
at least age thirty nine. And that's when you give
him the numbers of the loser line. So hopefully he
(00:51):
leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.
Voicemails like this, one yo, LEXI, what up it?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We met outside the Crocodile Lounge, like, I don't know
one am. I don't want this to come across as
rude sounding or anything, but I'm a roadie for the
band that night, remember Venom Cathedral and the guys were
saying they needed more girls on the tour bus. So
(01:24):
not to be like weird, but would you want to
like hang out with them and party, because like they'll
sign stuff for you if you want for free. You
won't have to pay or anything. I mean not with
money at least. But uh, you know, they're pretty chill
(01:45):
dudes and you're definitely their type. So I don't know, Yeah,
text me back in an hour. It really look good
for me, So yeah, stay chill's good.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That is like the nerdiest roadie I've ever heard, really
hardcore or something, you know, like bad guys, how cringe
are you?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And you're like, I'm gonna look so cool if you
go kiss one of those guys, you're gonna hang out
and just be in the room. But we would all
get on that tour bus if that message was for us,
Right for Venom Cathedral, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Following the news, but women getting on tour buses is
kind of not happening in these days.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh no, it doesn't happen. No, not for Venom Cathedral.
What about Snake Bite Synagogue. I don't think about that one. Okay,
next message, Oh you should come over later so we
can play a.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Little perfume roulette. My knees smell like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They don't vacation right now?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Six feet proof salad. Ooh, that's gonna take.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You a while to find, because your sensus is going
to be like, oh where am I?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh my god, what just happened? Oh? I perfume, roomate
and plate. Yes, when you.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Too much perfumes at once, your mind starts to go
a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I still don't totally understand the game.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
All yeah, the smell like fruit salad. You're supposed to
combine all the senses like you stick with one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You smell some coffee beans in between.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
She is right that guys do love a woman with
sexy smelling knees.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes, that is true. Makes me go, who tear holes
in our knees? Knees?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Whiff, that's sexy. I do think it's important to smell good, though,
and that's why Brooke and Jeffery recently launched a new
scratch and sniff feature to our YouTube channel. Try it. Yeah,
go listen to all your favorite Second Day Talkward Tuesdays
and phone taps, and then get up real close and
take a big whiff of your phone screen. Oh, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Smell, everyone will look at Wait, I smell Alexis.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, Alexis's self tanning lotion mixed with Jose's toenail clippings. Yeah,
we spare no expense at getting down to the exact
formula for your sniffing pleasure.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Don't smell once they dry out, that right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You'll find out for yourself once you check it out
at broken Jeffrey. Now that you know that, let's get
back to the clips.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Beth uh again from the dark Park. Look, I got.
I'm assuming that you're not getting my phone calls, so
I don't know what the deal is, but yeah, I got.
I got my pants back from the dry cleaner and
it was seventy three dollars and ninety four cents.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So you know, maybe next.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Time you go to the dark Park. I mean, I
think it's bad advice to tell people to let the
dog finish. It's a big dog. You should probably train
it or something and maybe handle that dog for shake.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All right, it's my understanding that that's just a dog trick, right,
that's what you teach your dog, rollover, shake, do the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now, how much that bill cost?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And that's just for cleaning? Like, how much it must
be one heck of a stain that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You too impressed by the dog.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I'm gonna teach my my Bagel that trick when we
go to the dog park.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's a wild one.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Richard, Richard, the security guard is saying, I'm not on
the list, and I told him. I said, Richard, you
from the Prices Right told me to come. He's acting
like he doesn't know who you are. Can you please
call them and tell them what you told me?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I already told my sister that I was going to
be on the show, and it was really funny Joel
to tell you carry and I think it would get
really really good rating, So please please.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh hi.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Wow, wow, I like that.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
We got the secret Groopie band guy. We got the
secret Groopy Prices right guy.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I mean I've heard of people pretending to be professional
athletes to wouole woman. Never pretending to be a producer
for the Prices right, I would say.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
When I was in the audience for the Prices Right
there was a hot camera guy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Anything happened there. I didn't even get the number of
the loser line.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh wow, really disappointed you.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wanted up marrying a guy in film too. You love
camera men, I do. I love a man behind the camera,
and they love the smell of your knees through those
genes who remember. You can listen to Loser Line regularly
at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe
to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our YouTube where
you can hear all of your favorite segments. Right there,
we're gonna do a phone tap coming up right after
Speaker 1 (06:43):
This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
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