June 2, 2025 • 7 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My girl, what's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's the line.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey, dol, I want to know my favorite beverage. I'll
give you a hint. It's mount and do and do
whatever you do.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Resist the urge to pour your drink right down his pants. Instead,
tell him he's the most charming.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Meathead that you've ever met, and he should call.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You sometime to hang out, and then hopefully he leaves
an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Voicemails like this.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One yo, Hey is this leo?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
My boy gave me this number.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He said, you do like custom tattoos and stuff out
of your garage, right, and uh, I'm trying to save
up some money, but like what I'm looking for, it's
like a chess tattoo and my dog Maverick. No, I
can like text you a picture of them, but I
wanted to be like, PU can add a rainbow, you know,
and then like the rainbow turns into the spiral staircase
(01:13):
and it like winds up the side of my neck
up to like a little Taco bell logo behind my ear,
like he feels me. So not really sure what that
would cost. But I've got like a couple of gift
cards like bass Pro, So I mean, hopefully we can
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Man, Just let me know, bro Peace.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You don't think they usually work like you get a
fishing pole, I get a neck tat. That's yeah, I'm
guessing whatever place that is, they totally like sterilize their
needle guns and do everything up to code. I don't
know if Better Business Bureau does, like a plus plus grade.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, but they would get it.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
My friends Ac and Trooper in ninth grade, you used
to give themselves tattoos. Oh yeah, maybe it's these guys.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Maybe they've moved into finger tattoos.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
It's gotten big.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's like the opposite of a real tattoo shop. They
refuse to stencil anything. Yeah, we're just gonna we're gonna
wing it. Good luck to us.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Next message, Hey, Danny, it's from the other day. So
I think you could probably tell I was going through
something when we met, And honestly, in any other lifetime,
I probably would like never ever have called you because
we're just we're in different leagues, we're in different levels,
and I'm sure you know that, Like there's no way
(02:31):
you didn't sense that while we were talking, right, But
it's kind of very lucky day because I'm on a
spiritual dating clans right now and my guide says I
need to go on three terrible dates on purpose to
like flush out all the terrible energy right out of
my chakras. And honestly, I just think you could be
(02:53):
one of those like lucky guys that could help you
with that. Wow. So I mean, obviously nothing physical it's
gonna happen, but like I'll let you take me out
to lunch. I'll let you pay and whatever, see where
the wind takes that, as long as it takes us
somewhere like really bad because it does have to be
a bad date. But yeah, okay, this is a really
(03:16):
good opportunity for you, so don't go under it. Don't
be a dumb dumb and text me next missing damn Well, what.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
A missed opportunity?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Do you think?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That guy literally called his mom and was like, this
is the biggest day of my life.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I have an opportunity listen to this girl's voice. It's
so hot Rain. What's amazing is I bet she actually
got three other guys to agree to that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Some of us are on a spiritual dating cleanse for
the last ten years, doing nothing but terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
We're stuck in it. Yeah, it's just wherever you are
and your dating life, you're personal life.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
You can always listen to our favorite loser lines our
phones app some second dates on YouTube, also on TikTok,
apt Brook and Jeffrey and anywhere that you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Now, let's go back to the clips.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Oh my god, this is amazing. Thank you for the
juicing tip, bro. Juicing everything. Now, everything tastes better juice, berries, bananas, yogurt,
Like even juice tastes better when you double juice it
like a Brita filter for juice. Man, come over tonight,
let's juice together. I make sure it with some dinner food,
(04:33):
so like maybe cooking some burgers, throw some keetchup, mustard, pickle,
you know the work, and then we can have burger shape.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I mean think about that.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
At burger shake. We canna have hot dog shake. Oh
my god, I'm so glad you gave him your number.
You are like the Jesus is juicing, so get out here.
Come on, I will.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Say, like a triple purified juice went through a Brita
filter sounds.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Elite if it's hot dog water.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, I mean I feel like if you guys are
thinking around, I'm thinking this guy is not taking juicing
far enough.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Where's the Thanksgiving dinner smooth?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, I would make the whole process so much easier and.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Way tasty, prime ribbon and potato.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
We're thinking to make it a little thick.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Bring your juicer into the office. We gotta try this.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Next mes hi Rob.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You said you were in the SMR, so I thought
i'd leave you a little bear. Oh do you hear that.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Too long sharp bang together in your cooking drawer? Also, I'll.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hear that this is my wine glass that I desperately
want to be drinking out of, but I can't because
it's the only I am in my roommates of dum
it when I drink before noon. But I might speak
(06:20):
of it anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh yeah, drop cas.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
My neighbors don't like when I drink before you. That
was a ten thirty seven in the morning.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Voicemailah, I never related more with a woman ever than
when she said that, I'm so.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Glad you describe what those sounds were.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I must be terrible as m R or whatever, because.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm like, I thought that was your lips smacking together,
the microwave, whatever it was, it was super soothing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I feel like I'm drunk just listening to it.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You can be drunk listening to the Loser Line regularly
at this time every single week. Make sure you subscribe
to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page two, where you
can hear all of your favorite Loser lines right there.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We're gonna do a phone tap right after this
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
My girl, what's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's the line.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey, dol, I want to know my favorite beverage. I'll
give you a hint. It's mount and do and do
whatever you do.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Resist the urge to pour your drink right down his pants. Instead,
tell him he's the most charming.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Meathead that you've ever met, and he should call.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You sometime to hang out, and then hopefully he leaves
an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Voicemails like this.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One yo, Hey is this leo?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
My boy gave me this number.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He said, you do like custom tattoos and stuff out
of your garage, right, and uh, I'm trying to save
up some money, but like what I'm looking for, it's
like a chess tattoo and my dog Maverick. No, I
can like text you a picture of them, but I
wanted to be like, PU can add a rainbow, you know,
and then like the rainbow turns into the spiral staircase
(01:13):
and it like winds up the side of my neck
up to like a little Taco bell logo behind my ear,
like he feels me. So not really sure what that
would cost. But I've got like a couple of gift
cards like bass Pro, So I mean, hopefully we can
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Man, Just let me know, bro Peace.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You don't think they usually work like you get a
fishing pole, I get a neck tat. That's yeah, I'm
guessing whatever place that is, they totally like sterilize their
needle guns and do everything up to code. I don't
know if Better Business Bureau does, like a plus plus grade.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, but they would get it.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
My friends Ac and Trooper in ninth grade, you used
to give themselves tattoos. Oh yeah, maybe it's these guys.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Maybe they've moved into finger tattoos.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
It's gotten big.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's like the opposite of a real tattoo shop. They
refuse to stencil anything. Yeah, we're just gonna we're gonna
wing it. Good luck to us.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Next message, Hey, Danny, it's from the other day. So
I think you could probably tell I was going through
something when we met, And honestly, in any other lifetime,
I probably would like never ever have called you because
we're just we're in different leagues, we're in different levels,
and I'm sure you know that, Like there's no way
(02:31):
you didn't sense that while we were talking, right, But
it's kind of very lucky day because I'm on a
spiritual dating clans right now and my guide says I
need to go on three terrible dates on purpose to
like flush out all the terrible energy right out of
my chakras. And honestly, I just think you could be
(02:53):
one of those like lucky guys that could help you
with that. Wow. So I mean, obviously nothing physical it's
gonna happen, but like I'll let you take me out
to lunch. I'll let you pay and whatever, see where
the wind takes that, as long as it takes us
somewhere like really bad because it does have to be
a bad date. But yeah, okay, this is a really
(03:16):
good opportunity for you, so don't go under it. Don't
be a dumb dumb and text me next missing damn Well, what.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
A missed opportunity?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Do you think?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That guy literally called his mom and was like, this
is the biggest day of my life.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I have an opportunity listen to this girl's voice. It's
so hot Rain. What's amazing is I bet she actually
got three other guys to agree to that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Some of us are on a spiritual dating cleanse for
the last ten years, doing nothing but terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
We're stuck in it. Yeah, it's just wherever you are
and your dating life, you're personal life.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
You can always listen to our favorite loser lines our
phones app some second dates on YouTube, also on TikTok,
apt Brook and Jeffrey and anywhere that you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Now, let's go back to the clips.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Oh my god, this is amazing. Thank you for the
juicing tip, bro. Juicing everything. Now, everything tastes better juice, berries, bananas, yogurt,
Like even juice tastes better when you double juice it
like a Brita filter for juice. Man, come over tonight,
let's juice together. I make sure it with some dinner food,
(04:33):
so like maybe cooking some burgers, throw some keetchup, mustard, pickle,
you know the work, and then we can have burger shape.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I mean think about that.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
At burger shake. We canna have hot dog shake. Oh
my god, I'm so glad you gave him your number.
You are like the Jesus is juicing, so get out here.
Come on, I will.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Say, like a triple purified juice went through a Brita
filter sounds.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Elite if it's hot dog water.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, I mean I feel like if you guys are
thinking around, I'm thinking this guy is not taking juicing
far enough.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Where's the Thanksgiving dinner smooth?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, I would make the whole process so much easier and.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Way tasty, prime ribbon and potato.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
We're thinking to make it a little thick.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Bring your juicer into the office. We gotta try this.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Next mes hi Rob.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You said you were in the SMR, so I thought
i'd leave you a little bear. Oh do you hear that.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Too long sharp bang together in your cooking drawer? Also, I'll.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hear that this is my wine glass that I desperately
want to be drinking out of, but I can't because
it's the only I am in my roommates of dum
it when I drink before noon. But I might speak
(06:20):
of it anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh yeah, drop cas.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
My neighbors don't like when I drink before you. That
was a ten thirty seven in the morning.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Voicemailah, I never related more with a woman ever than
when she said that, I'm so.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Glad you describe what those sounds were.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I must be terrible as m R or whatever, because.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm like, I thought that was your lips smacking together,
the microwave, whatever it was, it was super soothing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I feel like I'm drunk just listening to it.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You can be drunk listening to the Loser Line regularly
at this time every single week. Make sure you subscribe
to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page two, where you
can hear all of your favorite Loser lines right there.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We're gonna do a phone tap right after this
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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