June 30, 2025 • 6 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is
this the right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Go on, just call me back.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
If you haven't heard the loser line before, let me
tell you how it works. Let's say someone approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you. Hey, sweetums, do you have any
bug spray in that fendy purse?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Because you're giving me butterfly down in my tone to Okay,
whatever you do, is this the urge to make fun
of his Star Trek T shirt with spocks staring right
at you? Instead, tell him he should call you sometime
and hopefully later on. He's going to leave an awkward
voicemail after you give him the loser line so we
(00:43):
can play it on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey, Aaron, it so so it's nice, you know, getting together.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I just want to.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Let you know about what's going on with me. I
guess my my ex girlfriend decided that her New Year's
resolution was to dump me. So she did that like
after a New Year's Eve party. And that's a whole
other story. But anyways, I had kind of gotten out
(01:20):
in front of Valentine's Day and gotten her some gifts.
And since you know you have kind of a similar style,
like a similar vibe to her, I wanted to know
if maybe you wanted some of these gifts and you know,
to buy them off of me, and I give you
(01:41):
a deal on them. I mean they're nice gifts. I
mean I got I got her hair straightener, I got
her one hundred dollars SPAT gift card. And I can
give you like a great price on the whole bundle.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So talk to you soon.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wait a minute, price I thought he was giving them.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm thinking a is do we still have his number
for Alexis spot?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I do have the phone number, and I was gonna say, broken, Alexis,
we could start the bidding between the two of you.
If you both want that hair straighten here, we'll send
it at seventeen dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I can't afford that. Don't talk that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I actually I just want to say I had a
great time hanging out with you the other night. It
was great meeting you, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I said, I absolutely loved your pearl Champ shirt and.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Germer urry are you or this one?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Here?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
As run bleaders?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Here a time look at you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Urry? Are you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Give me a call back? Can't wait to talk?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Did someone give Eddie better than Loser?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
First second, I thought it was Hooty and the blowfish
that he was doing exactly what's that song?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Us?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They're not a candid the same.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Darius Rucker is kind of like the gift version of
Eddie Better.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Remember, you get the special Loser line number if you
text the word loser l O s e R to
seven eight five nine to give it out to someone
who does a perfect impression of an old school nineties
rock artist. So he could call us and leave us
an awkward voicemail. We could play for you voicemails like
this one.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hey, Amelia Earhart. I don't know if you remember me
this aviator for two zero met ther flight simulator game. Anyways, Uh,
you know, I know we hit it off, and I
don't know how to say this, but listen if you
(04:03):
want to continue what we were doing and maybe just
take it up to the next level. And by the
next level, I mean like a mile high up. And
I don't know if you, uh, the mile High club
is a is a well you're on a plane. It's
like when you have kind of plane anyways, So I
(04:23):
don't know if you wanted to maybe meet up and
we can just kind of do like a a one
on one and you can just do it, you know, privately,
in a in a VR setting, and you know, I
don't want to spoil it for you if you don't
know how it works, but you'll be pleasantly surprised. I've
(04:43):
done that before, but I didn't have anyone else. Anyways,
let me know next message.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh God, does it count if it happens in virtual reality?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Count if you have to explain in detail what the
Mile High.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Club is like?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You know it, bro, and saying that you did it
with yourself should not be a flex to convince her to.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Do it too.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Real life, it gets you arrested.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Hey, so this is the guy from the bar. First
of all, thank you for giving me your number, because
every other girl I asked that he didn't give me
the number.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So, uh so I guess you one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Uh just looking for looking for somebody to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Look, if I'm gonna be honest with you, because I
believe in honesty, I just I don't I have a scooter,
which is awesome during the summer and spring months, but
in the winter it blows obviously.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But so I was looking for.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Somebody if you want to hang out and I kind
of take me to you know, give me a right
to work every day, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And then like there's no obligation of like doing anything
intimate unless you want to. And then you know, you know,
I'll consider it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
And then once a week I have an action only league,
which you know, I'm a professional.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'm not some know Groni that I have my own act.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So we do that all right later.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I am so glad that he said that, because I
fully did think he was a Jabbroni until he mentioned
that he owned an act. It was like a sugar
daddy like arrangement without any benefits for the girl.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Wait, yeah, you could use the schooner in summer.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Right on the back of it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
He needs to approve that first.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Stass for a ride only on rainy days.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and you can hear it on the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube page. Yes we do have a
YouTube page. Pretty cool and just like the thing on
Jose's back. It's growing bigger every single day.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, and I.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Also like our YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I need you to look at it for.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's a loser line. Phone taps coming up next
I girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is
this the right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Go on, just call me back.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
If you haven't heard the loser line before, let me
tell you how it works. Let's say someone approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you. Hey, sweetums, do you have any
bug spray in that fendy purse?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Because you're giving me butterfly down in my tone to Okay,
whatever you do, is this the urge to make fun
of his Star Trek T shirt with spocks staring right
at you? Instead, tell him he should call you sometime
and hopefully later on. He's going to leave an awkward
voicemail after you give him the loser line so we
(00:43):
can play it on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey, Aaron, it so so it's nice, you know, getting together.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I just want to.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Let you know about what's going on with me. I
guess my my ex girlfriend decided that her New Year's
resolution was to dump me. So she did that like
after a New Year's Eve party. And that's a whole
other story. But anyways, I had kind of gotten out
(01:20):
in front of Valentine's Day and gotten her some gifts.
And since you know you have kind of a similar style,
like a similar vibe to her, I wanted to know
if maybe you wanted some of these gifts and you know,
to buy them off of me, and I give you
(01:41):
a deal on them. I mean they're nice gifts. I
mean I got I got her hair straightener, I got
her one hundred dollars SPAT gift card. And I can
give you like a great price on the whole bundle.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So talk to you soon.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wait a minute, price I thought he was giving them.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm thinking a is do we still have his number
for Alexis spot?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I do have the phone number, and I was gonna say, broken, Alexis,
we could start the bidding between the two of you.
If you both want that hair straighten here, we'll send
it at seventeen dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I can't afford that. Don't talk that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I actually I just want to say I had a
great time hanging out with you the other night. It
was great meeting you, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I said, I absolutely loved your pearl Champ shirt and.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Germer urry are you or this one?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Here?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
As run bleaders?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Here a time look at you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Urry? Are you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Give me a call back? Can't wait to talk?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Did someone give Eddie better than Loser?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
First second, I thought it was Hooty and the blowfish
that he was doing exactly what's that song?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Us?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They're not a candid the same.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Darius Rucker is kind of like the gift version of
Eddie Better.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Remember, you get the special Loser line number if you
text the word loser l O s e R to
seven eight five nine to give it out to someone
who does a perfect impression of an old school nineties
rock artist. So he could call us and leave us
an awkward voicemail. We could play for you voicemails like
this one.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hey, Amelia Earhart. I don't know if you remember me
this aviator for two zero met ther flight simulator game. Anyways, Uh,
you know, I know we hit it off, and I
don't know how to say this, but listen if you
(04:03):
want to continue what we were doing and maybe just
take it up to the next level. And by the
next level, I mean like a mile high up. And
I don't know if you, uh, the mile High club
is a is a well you're on a plane. It's
like when you have kind of plane anyways, So I
(04:23):
don't know if you wanted to maybe meet up and
we can just kind of do like a a one
on one and you can just do it, you know, privately,
in a in a VR setting, and you know, I
don't want to spoil it for you if you don't
know how it works, but you'll be pleasantly surprised. I've
(04:43):
done that before, but I didn't have anyone else. Anyways,
let me know next message.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh God, does it count if it happens in virtual reality?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Count if you have to explain in detail what the
Mile High.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Club is like?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You know it, bro, and saying that you did it
with yourself should not be a flex to convince her to.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Do it too.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Real life, it gets you arrested.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Hey, so this is the guy from the bar. First
of all, thank you for giving me your number, because
every other girl I asked that he didn't give me
the number.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So, uh so I guess you one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Uh just looking for looking for somebody to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Look, if I'm gonna be honest with you, because I
believe in honesty, I just I don't I have a scooter,
which is awesome during the summer and spring months, but
in the winter it blows obviously.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But so I was looking for.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Somebody if you want to hang out and I kind
of take me to you know, give me a right
to work every day, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And then like there's no obligation of like doing anything
intimate unless you want to. And then you know, you know,
I'll consider it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
And then once a week I have an action only league,
which you know, I'm a professional.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'm not some know Groni that I have my own act.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So we do that all right later.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I am so glad that he said that, because I
fully did think he was a Jabbroni until he mentioned
that he owned an act. It was like a sugar
daddy like arrangement without any benefits for the girl.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Wait, yeah, you could use the schooner in summer.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Right on the back of it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
He needs to approve that first.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Stass for a ride only on rainy days.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and you can hear it on the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube page. Yes we do have a
YouTube page. Pretty cool and just like the thing on
Jose's back. It's growing bigger every single day.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, and I.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Also like our YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I need you to look at it for.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's a loser line. Phone taps coming up next
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