Loser Line (7/7/25)

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you wait a minute?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Is just the right number.

Speaker 4 (00:04):
It's the loser line.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Go just call me back. If you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
guy approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. You what do
you say? We get out of here and you treat
me like a batter ring and toss me around tonight

(00:29):
after that, whatever you do, don't tell him he looks
like one of the members of the Adams family and
I'm not talking about Amy Adams. Instead, say that he's funny.
I said, I'm not talking about that. You can tell
that guy he's funny and charming and he absolutely does
not creep you the blank out. And that's when you
give him the number to the loser line and run.

(00:51):
So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play
on the air voicemails like this one.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey, I have a feeling. I know why you're not
calling me back. You probably heard that. My friends say
that I was almost a sure deal to get the
second base with you, But it's not what you think
for me. First base is it a handshake? Right? And

(01:19):
then second base is you know, just tapping it up,
you know, a third, third base is high five, which
you know that's a little bit more playful. And I'm
making the rounds for a home run. Then I guess
that means where thumb wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That that's all it was.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I I mean it was innocent. I just I just
want to make sure that you didn't think I was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yep, that's totally how guys talk. I thumb wrestled her
in the back seat last night. Bro let her win.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
It convince her or is that his actual definition.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'm just glad that we don't think he's weird.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Hi, Andrew Uh, I just want to say, you know,
I just wanted to give you a call and connect
and just say thank you so much again for pointing
out that bert poop I had on my shoulder.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know, I had been I was playing with my pet.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Cockatoo at home before heading off to work.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
And I didn't even.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Realize it was there.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
By the way, my Bertie's name is Chris Hems Crackers,
and he's actually here and he.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Wants to say something to you, So say thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
To the nice man anyway, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I hope you call me screaming hell.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Can you imagine just trying to get it on at
her house?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Wow, it's up the moon, remember man, follow us on
YouTube at Broken Jeffery. You can hear all our loser lines,
battle of tender days and busted calls. Up there, you
be able to hear voicemails like this one.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Next.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Hey, I was the guy cleaned the windows outside on
the fifteenth floor and you held up a piece of
paper with.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Your phone numbers and to call you.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
So here I am calling you. It's funny you see
a lot of weird things and clean the windows and
office buildings for a lifting. Because I've been doing this
for like seven years. And three women had flashed me,
two dudes moved me. One dude put a photocop of
his private parts on. He would right at me while
he was doing it, so I just give him the

(03:41):
thumbs up. I didn't know what else to do, but
this is the first time get somebody's phone number. Anyway,
you must have liked what you saw. And baby never
ever underestimated man and knows how to YouTube Squeegee. At
least you know I'm used to going up and down.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The photo copy, like, why not just show it at
that point? I don't know where he works, but I
want to work in whatever building that is. And you
didn't think.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It was our building. It's definitely.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Probably not broke.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Next Mesod, Hey, Rocco, it's an I wish you would
just answer my calls. I just burnt my mouth on
my line cuisine. Oh it was the five cheese ravioli.

(04:44):
I wish you would come and ice it for me.
The instruction said to wait two minutes, but it looked
so good. Oh, if you come, I have more. I
have more cuisine. I have maple birds and chicken, white

(05:11):
white cheddar, mac and cheese. There's alfredo, pasta, there's there's
all types of options you can have. You can have
all the rest of them. If it'll make you call
me back.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I mean, I get her on the ravioli that he
sneaks up on you.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
The listeners heard when she said five cheese ravioli. The
entire room.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
So good. I mean that, and their alfredo is really
and you're gonna go mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You gotta go stove first Cuisine will have a three
for one, like, oh my god, itself.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You can always buy a.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Four or five. Yeah, hurry and call her back before
Horders shows up to film their next episode of their
House Number. Remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly
at this time every week, and we post our favorite
voice messages on our TikTok Now at Brook and Jeffrey
and go check it out. That's the Loser Line. We
got your phone tab coming

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.