Loser Line (8/25/25)

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
My girl, what's up with you?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's the line goodby, just call.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
line on you.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey girl, I'm not saying I'm a programmer, but whatever
you got going on downstairs, I can debug it for you,
not after I'm done with it.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Whatever you do, don't threaten to send a virus to
destroy his hard drive. Instead, tell him you two should
get to know each other and then he can introduce
you to his AI.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Girlfriend, Samantha Samantha Kardashian, and.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Then at that point, hopefully he calls you and leaves
an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Voicemails like this one. Hey, yeah, so this is me?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah obviously. Anyway, I know there's a lot of X
out there, like dude wise, a lot of dude X.
So yeah, it's kind of good that you met me
when you did, because I'm emotionally mature and I'm super
datable because I mean, at least that's what my mom says,

(01:20):
and she is a therapist as well, but also my
mom at the same time. So yeah, it's kind of complicated,
but let's link up before you know, I go back
to an emotionally unavailable vibe again.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, either he.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Was joking about his mom being a therapist and he
took it too far, or he's one hundred percent serious,
and I don't know which is worse.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I think he's right.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
That's a no therapy at all though.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
No, it's putting mental health and well being first.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I mean it does work in free couples counseling. Yeah,
that won't be awkward.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Next message, Hey, it's kay.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
And at that wedding I told you I was going to.
I was really hoping you'd answer because I have this
idea we could face time with the reception. And because
see a slap and you can get jealous. Oh my god,
Grant stop. So maybe laugh is so hard. Oh my god,

(02:23):
I'm at my ex's wedding. No, that's not appropriate, especially
because you're so much better looking than he is. Stop
stop naughty boy. Bye. So yeah, I'm coming back in

(02:43):
like twenty minutes. You better pick up.

Speaker 9 (02:46):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Next message, I love it.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
That would have worked if like she ran into her
exit a bar, not his wedding, take a.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Picture with him. Oh, I gotta get this phone called
real quickly.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Her plan was that the X would be up on
the altar, see her laughing, talking to his new girl,
and just be like, you know what forgetting wedding's off,
I made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm back with you.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
I don't want to get into how she got to
the wedding.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
She's in a good headspace. We're in the middle of
the loser line right now.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
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Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know. Let's move on. We're gonna go to
the next clip.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
Hey Ken for mile seven, right Aid, Remember you were
buying that cold medicine and I was comparing foot powders
for well, anyways, I just wanted to say that I've
been thinking about that moment when you sneeze.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
I just.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
I don't know, maybe it was like the pharmacy lighting
or something, but just the way you're at eyes kind
of looked at me. It felt like like stars exploding
in my throat, So hit me up when you hear this,
and maybe next time we can like go to like

(04:14):
a discount candle shops together pick up some cough drops
or something and oh man, yeah that would be great,
like anything whatever, or you know, we'd something like that.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't know, just I.

Speaker 9 (04:27):
Don't know what I'm saying right now, but I'll just
hang up now, Okay, bye.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
I mean, I do got to give him props for
the best self at it. We've heard on the Loser
line where he almost.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Said what the foot powder was for and then stopped
himself like she couldn't decipher what the foot powder was for.
I mean, because everything's normal, yeah, just natural foot powder stuff.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
And that throat explosion did sound like he maybe caught
her cold.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know, ye, yeah, But when you do hear
people talk about romantic lighting in places like in movies,
usually you hear about romantic moonlight or candle light. You
don't hear a lot of underneath the fluorescent lights of
the pharmacy as you were sneezing.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
If you can look good in the pharmacy, you can
look good anywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Absolutely the credit for that woman, whoever she is.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
You need to answer this in the form of question.
If I'm interested in you and we set up a
time to meet, then tell me what happens next.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Doo doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do. Brad says,
what is I will ghost you singing?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's correct, I think probably for no apparent reason, just
like the three guys before you did no need to
call me back because I can already tell this is over.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Thanks for nothing.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Who wow?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I mean, I will say I kind of like her
ghosting game.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It was created, you know fun.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, she definitely probably has like kind of a Tribek
fantasy going on though, or who's the new.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Guy Ken Jennings twenty bucks. Ken Jennings is going to
be her hall pass with whoever she gets together with.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
She's like, let's roll play put on a plane suit
do do like smart guys.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery
YouTube page. You can hear your favorite loser lines of
the week right there where we highlight them all for you.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
You got your phone tab coming up right after this