September 19, 2024 • 6 mins
Today's Masked Speaker says the most cringe-worthy moment of her life happened when she was trying to impress her high school crush... and it went so poorly that even the POLICE got involved!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't hear me concession, I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse Speak Texas, seventy eighty five nine two says I
like doing accents, and I practice on the delivery people
who come to my house. I'm random Scottish for Amazon,
Australian for USPS, German for FedEx.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why does it feel right to me?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I know, but I start losing track of which was
for Witch, So I'm sure the drivers must think I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What this guy was German?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The good news is on this segment we'll have no
idea what your accent is because we disguise your voice
so you can tell your secrets safely and anonymously. Of
a woman who wants to come clean. She's chosen to
go by the name Anna today. So Anna, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Maybe it's a British accent. We just don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm picking up Scandinavian right now, That's what I'm getting,
But we'll never know. The voice changer is on Anna.
You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
your confession.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
All right. So in high school I was very much
a gooddy giddy, you know. I was valedictorian by my
senior year. I always had this huge crush on this
one guy match. He was always just like cool, right,
like spontaneous and mischievous, and it was really fun hanging
out with him. But I just I never thought I
(01:34):
was cool enough to like date every or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So yeah, that's not a good look for the bad
boy to be dating the valedictorian.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Or it's like the perfect movie changing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We're helping each other. Okay, yeah, all right, so you
had a crush on him, you didn't take any chance
was going to happen, though, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I didn't know. Like one time we were hanging out
at lunch and we decided to just like walk around
school to us, which is exciting, but we were going
through the parking lot and at the row of school buses,
we saw that one of the doors was.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Open, perfect makeout spot.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Not like that. No, no, no. He was like sit
down in the driver's seat, and he like sat in
the front row behind me, and I was like, the
keys are in the ignition and I was just trying
to impress them. I guess I don't know what came
over me, but I turned the bus on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh oh god, oh gosh, you know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, So she's so good.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She's like, how have you guys figured it out already?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You didn't drive it, did you?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah? Because he was like what are you doing? And
I was like, I got this, and he was actually
like freaking out, being like, oh my god, we're going
to get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're driving the school bus. Cool. I was like, come on,
you can barely drive. I know those are hard. And
what is this in the middle of the school that
you said?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, but it's like at the end, so.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Some kids are gonna be mad their bus is missing.
Oh my god, wait where did you go? How far
did you go? Please tell me? Just the end of
the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Well, there's like a road.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, it's good that you're at least on a road
that's better than other options, and you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Like sorry that you need to turn around. Once I
got off campus, I didn't go that far. But then
I was like, oh, I guess I didn't know how
hard it was to like hit the brakes.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, I was thinking, how do you turn a bus around?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, it's hard enough to break a normal car, but
like a giant bus.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What happened so I drove it off the road, and
well it just got like stuck in a ditch in
the woods.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh but that means you're gonna get caught stealing a bus,
Like there goes your scholarships, there goes your valedictorian status, like.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Jail unless you hide the evidence and light the bus
on fire. How dark are we going?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So we just gave up and ran back to school.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And then you left the bus there in the ditch.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, yeah I stuck Okay, you just walked into class nonchalantly.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, there was already like a bunch of faculty like
the park.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
My god, did you get caught?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, so this is why I'm calling. They thought immediately
that NAC did it, because you know, he was like
the mysterious one.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh yeah, the valedictorian isn't going to steal a bus.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You gonna came out. Did you let him take the fall?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah? I know, but I wasn't going to risk losing
all the stuff I'd worked for. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
His life is probably going downhill, so yeah, don't let
him drag you down.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's terrible what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So he tried to deny it, but I said it
was him, and it's not I feel bad anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did he get kicked out of school?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, he got suspended, and I don't I don't remember
what else happened, but he stopped talking to me after that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Why it's not nice.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But it kind of has a happy in here silver
lining at least. So I finally got the nerve to
reach out to him on Facebook a year ago and
I apologized and we just like started messaging and he
actually like laughed about it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He did once you get out of here, Yeah you're married.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No, not that, but.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Still, like he didn't tell anyone, like the school, my parents.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You probably tried to tell people. Wait, where is he
in his life? I'm so worried about him?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
The president of the president mad No, he's still in
our hometown.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
He's happy.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He is a school bus driver. Now, oh my god,
I I think there's that's a heavy secret to hold
on to for years and years. Do you feel a
little bit better getting it off your chest?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Little, She's like, yeah, except for your guys' reactions. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Texting nine too. If you have a confession you've been
holding on to we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's
coming up right after
Speaker 1 (06:54):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
You don't hear me concession, I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse Speak Texas, seventy eighty five nine two says I
like doing accents, and I practice on the delivery people
who come to my house. I'm random Scottish for Amazon,
Australian for USPS, German for FedEx.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why does it feel right to me?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I know, but I start losing track of which was
for Witch, So I'm sure the drivers must think I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What this guy was German?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The good news is on this segment we'll have no
idea what your accent is because we disguise your voice
so you can tell your secrets safely and anonymously. Of
a woman who wants to come clean. She's chosen to
go by the name Anna today. So Anna, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Maybe it's a British accent. We just don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm picking up Scandinavian right now, That's what I'm getting,
But we'll never know. The voice changer is on Anna.
You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
your confession.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
All right. So in high school I was very much
a gooddy giddy, you know. I was valedictorian by my
senior year. I always had this huge crush on this
one guy match. He was always just like cool, right,
like spontaneous and mischievous, and it was really fun hanging
out with him. But I just I never thought I
(01:34):
was cool enough to like date every or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So yeah, that's not a good look for the bad
boy to be dating the valedictorian.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Or it's like the perfect movie changing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We're helping each other. Okay, yeah, all right, so you
had a crush on him, you didn't take any chance
was going to happen, though, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I didn't know. Like one time we were hanging out
at lunch and we decided to just like walk around
school to us, which is exciting, but we were going
through the parking lot and at the row of school buses,
we saw that one of the doors was.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Open, perfect makeout spot.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Not like that. No, no, no. He was like sit
down in the driver's seat, and he like sat in
the front row behind me, and I was like, the
keys are in the ignition and I was just trying
to impress them. I guess I don't know what came
over me, but I turned the bus on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh oh god, oh gosh, you know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, So she's so good.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She's like, how have you guys figured it out already?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You didn't drive it, did you?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah? Because he was like what are you doing? And
I was like, I got this, and he was actually
like freaking out, being like, oh my god, we're going
to get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're driving the school bus. Cool. I was like, come on,
you can barely drive. I know those are hard. And
what is this in the middle of the school that
you said?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, but it's like at the end, so.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Some kids are gonna be mad their bus is missing.
Oh my god, wait where did you go? How far
did you go? Please tell me? Just the end of
the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Well, there's like a road.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, it's good that you're at least on a road
that's better than other options, and you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Like sorry that you need to turn around. Once I
got off campus, I didn't go that far. But then
I was like, oh, I guess I didn't know how
hard it was to like hit the brakes.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, I was thinking, how do you turn a bus around?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, it's hard enough to break a normal car, but
like a giant bus.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What happened so I drove it off the road, and
well it just got like stuck in a ditch in
the woods.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh but that means you're gonna get caught stealing a bus,
Like there goes your scholarships, there goes your valedictorian status, like.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Jail unless you hide the evidence and light the bus
on fire. How dark are we going?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So we just gave up and ran back to school.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And then you left the bus there in the ditch.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, yeah I stuck Okay, you just walked into class nonchalantly.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, there was already like a bunch of faculty like
the park.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
My god, did you get caught?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, so this is why I'm calling. They thought immediately
that NAC did it, because you know, he was like
the mysterious one.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh yeah, the valedictorian isn't going to steal a bus.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You gonna came out. Did you let him take the fall?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah? I know, but I wasn't going to risk losing
all the stuff I'd worked for. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
His life is probably going downhill, so yeah, don't let
him drag you down.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's terrible what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So he tried to deny it, but I said it
was him, and it's not I feel bad anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did he get kicked out of school?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, he got suspended, and I don't I don't remember
what else happened, but he stopped talking to me after that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Why it's not nice.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But it kind of has a happy in here silver
lining at least. So I finally got the nerve to
reach out to him on Facebook a year ago and
I apologized and we just like started messaging and he
actually like laughed about it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He did once you get out of here, Yeah you're married.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No, not that, but.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Still, like he didn't tell anyone, like the school, my parents.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You probably tried to tell people. Wait, where is he
in his life? I'm so worried about him?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
The president of the president mad No, he's still in
our hometown.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
He's happy.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He is a school bus driver. Now, oh my god,
I I think there's that's a heavy secret to hold
on to for years and years. Do you feel a
little bit better getting it off your chest?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Little, She's like, yeah, except for your guys' reactions. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Texting nine too. If you have a confession you've been
holding on to we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's
coming up right after
Speaker 1 (06:54):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
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